Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 88- Shivers (1975)

Episode Date: June 27, 2016

This week we're discussing our first real body horror film, the 1975 early David Cronenburg movie "Shivers." Special topics for you to mull over include: the return of the great Pittsburgh summer pastime Savini Watch (#saviniwatch2k16), Big Bear Doin Thangs, being an "old Jeff Goldblum," the beauty of the 1970s, the horrifying grossness of the 1970s, Dr. Mushmouth and a brief list of things that are cool. Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail]. Check out our sponsors this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com), where different cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door. You're gonna love them both. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

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it comes up regularly. It's not stalking, it's admiration. It's right. I mean, it's, that's right. We don't actually would interact with him at all. No, when I saw him outside his house, Mr. Savini and then I just rolled it back up and drove away. I didn't say a word. But we are here to talk horror movies and specifically a nirsty horror movie. Shivers. Oh man, oh man. This is early Cronenberg. He clearly had no idea what he was doing and making a movie. I mean just technically it's terrible. Can we just start with that? It's interesting. The sound is like someone just being like, I was thinking of his paper bag. Just, you're not, why are you talking to a paper bag? I don't know.

I like it when somebody would be talking and they were close to the microphone and somebody else would be far away and it's like, yeah, so anyway. What you know? I did not understand a word word the word the word the word the word the word the doctor said. Dr. Meatball. Did you? He has the lowest voice that's ever registered out of a human being. Yeah. He's like Paul ropes at low. Like he's insane. He was so nonchalant about everything too. I like

loved him. At no point did he raise his voice. His name was Rollo, which which means he's a whole roll of smiles. No that was the Jeff Gold Bloom guy. the g. the glo. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that was that was that was that was that was that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. the. thoo. tho. the the tho. the the the the Jeff Goldblum. Which guy? No, that's Nick. Oh, no, what? That's Rollo. Dr. St. Luke was the meatfall. Oh, yeah. Oh, Paul Hampton. He's got a singing career. I can plug in one of his songs right here.

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Where are you going? Exercise the fun way by playing golf? Is golf exercise? Is it fun? It's none of these things? I liked at the end of it. They were like, the way going to come up. But they do say we have a deli, which also comes up because they're eating pickles extensively for one very long scene.

And also like, don't you wish you have to have a building that had a deli in it? Kind of. Um, although it would be weird if that was in my basement. True. True. We get into the action where a couple is coming to look at the Starliner Apartments. They're meeting with Mr. Merrick. I love him. I think he's really hard to look at. Really?

I thought him like oddly attractive. So that's weird. Why hard to look at it? I don't know. There's just something about it. I don't want to look at you anymore. I wish you were not on my television. Weir. between Sea Everett Coop and Little Orphan Annie. Yeah, who definitely looks like a small boy in the scene.

Sure. Until you get, until he get her boobs. And we have no context for why these two are. They never say anything. It's dead silence while they're fighting. And it tussling. It just looks like he's trying to assault her? Yeah.

And bore his ass it into her tum-tum. Yeah, pretty gnarly. And this is intersplaced with these people looking at an apartment. And being told like of all the amenities and like how great it is to live there. And then he straight cuts his throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was awesome. Yeah. It had that great like tempera. Tempura. Well isn't now now. Now I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now, that. that. that. that. that that that that that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's inter. It's the, tempura, tempura, tempura. Tempura. Well, isn't that, now I'm thinking that's not it at all. I'm thinking that's fried food from Japan. Are they the same thing? Like the same word? It had that really bright red paint for her blood. Yeah.

I love that though. Yeah. It was a great look. But yeah, I don't like I was just like what the fuck is this movie like yeah It's just brutal right out of the gates and it doesn't stop being brutal throughout I had forgotten How a sexual assaulty it is? Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know the things that I what I like thought about this movie? I don't know I realize it's integral to the When I looked back on it, what I remembered liking was Barbara Steele. Oh God, phenomenal. Phenominal. I have a good anecdote about her later. I'm looking forward to that.

Yeah. 70s decor, which I love is a thing that I just love. The parasite? I really loved the parasite. And I loved, oh, those are the things I remember about this movie. So I was a little surprised. I thought maybe this was your revenge for me suggesting the reanimator. Well, here's, and I thought about that after watching this because I knew that we're going to get into this discussion, but here's where I take issue with Reanimator that I don't with this movie. Okay. That scene in reanimator is treated as as-as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as as, as thr-as, as thr-as, as thr-asks, as thr-a, as thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thranni, thr-a, thi, and thi, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thrae, thrae, thrae, thrae, thrae, thrae, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-ininininin, thr-s, thr-s, threaten, threaten, threaten, threaten, threaten, threaten, threaten threaten the threaten threaten, thi, thi, thi, though it's like funny. It's made very light of. Whereas in this, like, it's a sex nightmare.

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After a while, I was like, I don't think I can take much more of this. up. There was no letting up. No. And also in 1970s we need to talk real quick. We need to talk about casual pedophilia in the 70s. It seems to have been an epidemic. Yeah, I agree. So it turns out that Dr. Hobbs, we learned later was in a involved in a sexual relationship with Annette. Is that her name? It doesn't matter. A little orphan n Annie. Yeah. This relationship started when she was 12. Is that, I couldn't understand anything they were saying in that scene. Is that what he said?

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Especially when he's coax up in the bathroom. And I was like, that is never going to clean up out of that shag bathroom carpeting. And the toilet seat cover? Yeah, it's so 70s. And also, dog, throw up in the toilet. Yeah, I don't think I've ever thrown up in up thrown up thrown up thrown up thrown up thrown up thrown up in up thrown up thrown up in thrown up in thrown up in thrown up in the bathtub thrown up in a the bathtub the bathtub thrown up in a the bathtub the bathtub the bathtub thrown up in a bathtub. that that that that the bathtub that that that thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat.. that. I'm that.. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. that. that. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th? Yeah when you have to make the, uh, the quick switch? The ultimate choice. So you have vomit in the, vomit in the toilet if you got the option. True. Then he barfs over the edge of his balcony onto an umbrella being carried by two old ladies. I loved that. Love it.

And also the thingy, the parasite looks like a dick. It's definitely a dick right? It's definitely a tick. Okay I just wanted to be sure. Also the reaction of the old lady which was oh that poor bird. Yeah they get confused by the glass on these big windows. That was so good. Yeah so happy with they just like wiped it off and kept walking and they threw the tissues into the grass because old ladies litter and that's what they do. There's some really fun little comedic moments like that and when Rollo and Dr. St. Luke are having a conversation and St. Luke's walking away and Rolla goes, not about that pickle. And he just tosses them a half-eck and pickle and he goes, it's used. Yeah, they were like waving those pickles around in that scene too. I was like, is this a phallic commentary? I don't know. I think everything at a Kronenberg movie is a fellic commentary.

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So the blood dick worm slug that he pukes out goes into the laundry room. There's an old lady doing her laundry. And she's looking around for her like laundry powder and just reaches into her broad, pulls it out because that's where she'd put it. She also washes her hands and then just wipes them on her titties. Just straight dries them off on her tits. And then the pee pee gets her. Does it come out of the vent? It comes out of the washing machine. Okay, okay. There's like a blood streak going into the washing machine and she does like lift the lid and go, huh? Yeah. That was great. I really like the parasaied in this. Yeah. Have you seen

night of the creeps? Um a long time ago. We should do that movie at some point if if if if if if it it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, the to the the to the th, th, th, th, th, th at th at th at th at th at th, does, does, does, does th, does th, does th at that, does th at th at th at th at to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out, the the the th, th, th, th, th. Does it, th at th at th at th at th at the th at th at th at the th. Does it, that, that, that, that, the that, that, the that, the that, the the that, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the parasite in this. Yeah. Have you seen Night of the Creeps? A long time ago. We should do that movie at some point, too. If you like, or Slither, too. I do like a sluggy parasite from space. Cool. I guess this one isn't from space, but still. It's, yeah, it's man-made, I guess. Yeah, Dr. Hobbs made it. Something about, I don't remember the theory, it doesn't matter. Well, no, there was the, I want to talk about that because they were trying to make parasites

that replace human organs. Was this theory? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's what it made sense. Yeah. But it teats out, that's not what Dr. Hobbes was trying to be a sex zombie, but I'm not sure why. He wanted to turn the planet into a giant orgy. Well, that sounds exhausting.

Yeah, it does. Especially when every man in Montreal is so her suit. Just all these hairy, shirtless men running around. Do you notice that? Every man was hairy. I know it's the 70s, and I must have been cast that way. God. As a her suitman, I can identify. thia. to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a Yeah. As a her suitman I can identify with that. Also every man in this movie is so aloof except for Rollo. They're all just like oh God, oh God. Everything's so dumb. Even our hero Dr. Dr. St. Luke. Dr. St. Mushmouth is like, I don't know. He was too cool for school. He really was. I just did not believe him as anything.

I loved his nurse. Yeah, she was great. She's in, I drink your blood. That's where I knew her from. She has such a distinctive look. Yeah, her facial features. Yeah, she's a very interesting face. She's very beautiful and very interesting looking. She's also probably one of the better actors in this movie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I, thi, I'm, I'm, thi, thi, thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thii. thiiii. thi. thii. thii. thi. thi. thi. the better actors in this movie. Yeah, her and Barbara Steele, for sure.

Can we talk about Barbara Steele? Go for it. Dude, she's amazing. I love her so much. Black Sunday? Stone Cold Fox. She's in a filet the film. I'm fantastic.

Yeah. She's in piranhasa. Just a drunk just laying on the floor The shelves filled with empty wine bottles. I liked that. I was like 70s decor And I was like is that from this month? I don't know this week Today party this she was seemed to be drinking whiskey out of a wine class. I think it may have been port. I'm gonna hope it was port. I was really tad for that. Yeah I'm gonna hope it was port some kind. It was really, it was really tad for that, but yeah. So, oh, my quick anecdote while we're talking Barbara Steele, apparently the woman who played Janine was a comedic actor and didn't know how to cry on screen.

So to get her to cry, it's 1975, Karnaburg's smacked her. Nice. And like smacked her a few times. And apparently she had her cut onions and rub the juice in her eyes to get her to cry. Geez. Apparently Barbara Steele found out about that and beat him up. That's great. That's cool. I like that.

I was like, God David, I love you, Barbara Steele. She's still alive, right? I should mention that I read that in the volume four of EvilSpeak magazine. They have it right up of this movie and Rabbit. That's where I learned that from. Nice. A little shout out to them. She's still alive. She's definitely still alive.

Oh, good. She was an eight and a half. Oh, she's fantastic. I was so happy to see. You had mentioned that she was in this, but I was just like, I think I'd forgotten. And I was like, Marbiseel! Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I love that anecdote of her shoving him and punching him. Yeah, that's great. For being a dick.

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Oh, really? People like cutting themselves off from the rest of society and this enclave. I mean it's also about like how everything is sexualized. Every aspect of your life from being a 12-year-old girl to a 90-year-old woman is sexualized. Even the nurse is saying that at the end and I had no recollection of that speech where she was like and it's erotic and breathing is erotic and just being is erotic, okay whatever. Old flesh is erotic? Yeah, no, I mean it is, but I guess I just don't see why we have to have this conversation. You're making me uncomfortable. Excuse me. Here's a question.

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Yeah. Because Rollo starts killing the parasites with a pair of pliers. Right, right. They had so many tools on their. Neither of them seemed particularly handy. You know what? I loved about that scene? What? Those lamps?

In their bedroom, those blue, their bed, their couch. The really low couch? Why would you like it? I know that your coffee table is also very low. Their bed was also like practically on the floor. And I was like, maybe these people have good knees. I would just be getting up like a pregnant woman from everything. Just like doing the side, side, side lift. The momentum wobble. Tough first. Uh, so like, everybody is basically getting fucked up by this parasite.

Betz gets it in the bathtub, which is a very distressing scene. Oh, that caused me to write the note, you stay away from Barbara Steele's Coochee, you penis worm thing. Yeah, penis worm thing goes right into her lady parts. Why does Rollo start smoking in that scene, by the way? Like, not cigarette smoking, like, why is smoke coming from his body? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Nick smoking, too. Oh, really? Yeah, his Tum-tum is smoking.

I just don't understand that part of it. So, can I reveal something that I'm not too proud of? Of course. There's a scene where, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, reveal something that I'm not too proud of? Of course. There's a scene where St. Luke sees in the nurse's mouth that she has a parasite. Yeah. He knocks her the fuck out and it made me laugh when he punched her in the face. I agree. Because he just went from like 0 to 60. Because he doesn't even flinch really. Yeah, his face does not change once throughout the entire movie.

He has that one meatball smirking face. God, he's got a good smile though. Good smile. I find him disconcerting. Oh, yeah, it's the Justin Bieber haircut. I don't know. His sideburns are touching his lips. I don't know. Yeah, it just punches her right in the face. He puts a yellow bandana on her mouth, and it gets covered in blood, of course, because parasite.

But when just her chin is covered in blood and she's got the yellow bandana, I was like, oh you look like Hawk Hogan. Oh, man. This movie is ridiculous. And then it sort of comes to this climax in, pun intended. Pun completely unintended, I wish hadn't said that. In the swimming pool scene, where they've built up that they have this Olympic swimming pool, and Dr. Mushmouth comes in and sees Betz and Janine in the pool, and then there's someone facing the corner, you can't see their face.

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What did you think? Here's the thing. When I saw it the first time, I really remembered enjoying it. And then when I saw it this time, I was like, oh my God. It was not as enjoyable, not nearly as enjoyable. But again, I don't feel like I have to give it the reanimator treatment because of what I explained earlier. And I feel like it was treated as a, this is a terrible thing to do and It's more like American Mary, where it was really made to be an awful thing. Yes, awful. Oh my god, I forgot about that scene. Oh.

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Who's gonna find out? Yeah, we're not called Where Will Police Station? No. We're the good guys in uniform. Not like those police and firemen. Just kidding. Hunky, hi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeea. theea. toeeea. toeeea. theeeea. Wea. theea. thea. the. Hunky, hunky firemen. Okay, so I think this is a very, very good movie. I wish technically it was better.

I wish the sound was better. I wish that David Cronenberg had any idea how to make a movie at that point because there's just so many like things where he obviously doesn't. Yeah. But a lot of it's just, I think it's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really I think it's got a lot of like great imagery. Like that scene where he's in the basement, everybody's coming through the walls. I love that. I love that swimming pool scene. I'm going to give it a seven also.

Oh, nice. Yeah. And now I feel guilty because we've done three movies in a row, maybe even four that we've given high ratings to do? doing year of rage. Much like everything else we just drop that long way. I people, other people bring it up and I'm like, I don't know, I don't know guys. But we'll pick it up next week, don't worry. Yeah, yeah. We'll have t-shirts soon, we'll pick that up. Listen, we're doing things.

We're big bear doing things. What? What? Let me show you, move on with your notes there, and I will show you Big Bear doing things. Oh, I love to do that. You know what else I'd love to do, Katie? What? I'd love to talk about Cryptocurium's parcel of terror.

Tell me all about it while I look up in Big Bear doing things. Once again, Jason and thanks, this is, parcel of Terror, $35 a month. It's a subscription box where you get awesome stuff like magnets and stickers. And I feel like just calling them that like belittles what they are because they're these amazing works of art that he send you. Like the wall plaques that your husband Rob loves. Does love him. The cryptological creatures. Oh, he was like, oh, I hope there's, I hope there's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, there's, I there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, I can't remember what it was now, what he wanted

to have be in the set. I can't remember because when he talks about cryptozoology, my mind just goes blank. Those are some civil war cryptosological thing. Oh, probably. I'll ask him and I'll get back to you. But Jason, like hand makes all of this stuff and it's just gorgeous. It's hand painted I don don't know how he's not gone blind from painting these tiny, beautiful things. With little teeny, tiny brushes. You're a lunatic. Listen to the alien episode and Jason goes into detail about how he makes this stuff. Katie has something to show me on the internet. It's big bear too of big, look at that picture. Big bear doing things.

Okay. I'm doing things. Get those pears, I went smoking a cigar. So we can get Jason to have enough money to smoke cigars by you getting cryptocurium. Exactly. Jason's smoking cigars and lighting them with $50 bills, not hundreds, just 50s. He's not all staltatious. No, no, no, no. The man lives in New Jersey. Maybe it was a Jersey devil. Maybe that's what Rob was hoping for. Also a native of New Jersey. That's true. So that might be. I'll ask him. I don't, I'll ask

him. I don't, it's just in one year, not the do you have to go to Cryptocurium.com which is CRYPTOCURIUM dotcom and just sign up there and then Jason just sends it to you like you give him money He gives you stuff. It's like the easiest transaction and follow him on Instagram and on Facebook and you'll see the stuff that he's doing and it's gorgeous. Yeah, it's I'm basically only on Instagram now so I can look at videos of people making things or like writing with perfect penmanship. And, do you ever watch those? Oh, beautiful. But Jason's stuff is amongst that of just like, this is stuff people are making, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Katie, do you know what else is awesome? I mean like a lot of mayonnaise, Tom Savini. Keep going. Big Bear doing things. Weddings, cookies, farting when you've like really had to fart for a long time. Toyota Corollas. The awes of ours. It's like Toyota Carolla, Bigfoot.

Grave Digger. Kit, you know, it just goes down and down. Well, another thing, in that long list of things that is awesome is 7th Church Ministries. Mike Bukowski's. I think we decided it was a publishing hospital. Publishing hospital. And I think that's fair. Yeah.

I think that's fair. He's healing us all with his art and the art of other people, which is great. And on the list of things that are awesome, this jumps way up above like even Manny as I would say. Yeah, still below farting. Mike. But as of today, there was one copy of the Phantasmic Warrior Life. Oh shit. So get in there and get on it. By the time this is out, this is probably it's going to be gone.

Am I not a usual check? Maybe no no no check it up. And no promises. Coming up on July 29th, the anniversary of the first publication of Fellowship of the Ring. Oh, nice. Is his Tolkien, thi th out. Michelle Duggan and Ellie Gill. Ellie Gill. And they're doing the Tolkien Zene, which is called Living and Dark on Dead. That's gonna be awesome. That sounds so good. Can I show you some?

Mike sent me the auxiliary art that's coming along with this one? Yeah, bonus art. Yeah, bonus art. Yeah, bonus art. Let me see. Look at those. By Alan Brown and our friend Dylan Garrett Smith. Oh, look at that. That's eerie.

Yeah. They're both gorgeous. Yeah. So you guys are going to want to get in on this. Did you guys like this pictures we just showed you? With our minds, the minds, somebody will do a video episode. But yeah, you want to go on July 29th and I'm assuming it's an 11 a.m. release as Mike's usually are? Eastern Standard Time. Yes, T. You want to pick these up. Yeah. Every one of these things

that Mike puts out from his publishing hospital is just amazing. And you're going to want to be part of this. I agree. I want to be part th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Mike th. Mike th. Mike th. Mike th. Mike th. Mike thi. Mike thi. Mike thi. Mike th. Mike th. Mike thi. Mike thi. Mike th. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to thi. the. to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to thu. thu. thu. thu. the. the And you're going to want to be part of this. I agree. I want to be part of it. And so I hope that Mike sends us one. Oh, wink! So let me... Are we manipulating him? Isn't that what we do? Yeah.

He's paying us to manipulate him. I don't think he thought of it that you've heard from us, let them both know, let them know that their money is well spent, yeah. On making us possible? Yeah, thanks for making us possible guys. Yeah, without you, it would be impossible. It'd be possible, but we'd be pissing because we'd be spending a lot of personal money on this.

What are we going to to? Next week we're going to return to the year of rage. What? What's happening? Where are we going? We're going to London, I think, and then also Los Angeles and, uh, in 2002, Queen of the Damned. We teased it a week or so ago. And it's time. It's time, I guess. Yes, I guess. What do we do? I mean, what, the th. What's the the the the the the the th. What's the the the th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th is th is th is the th is th is th is th is thi? What's thi? What's that's thi? What's thi? What's that's thi? What's thi? What's thi? What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th is? What's th is? What's th is? What's th is? What's th? What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's? What's the th. What's? What's? What's the the the the thi? What's thi? What's the thi? thi? thea? thea? thea? thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thia' thia? thi? thi? thi? time. It's time I guess. Yes, I guess. What do we do?

I mean like it's too late we already watched it we can't back out now. So tune in for next now. It's on Netflix. Is it I fucking pay $3 for it? Boom shock. I'm a bitch. Son of a bitch. I want my money back. Oh my god. I'll give you a dollar fifty. I don't want a dollar fifty. I want Amazon giving me a dollar fifty and another dollar fifty to get. Because I rented an SD too because it's cheaper. Yeah, it's a Netflix. I figured how could this movie be on Netflix?

It is. Shit. I'm sorry. I just lost my mind over $3. Really did. It'm sorry. I just lost my mind over $3. Really did? It was great. So check it out on Netflix or pay $3? Whatever you want to do. Don't be $3. Don't.

Don't. Or just listen to Alia. And then... God, there it is! I'm so mad right now. Normally I always check there first. But I figured, I figured check there first, but I figured, I figured how could it be? Yeah, I'm sorry.

No, it's fine. I'm fine. I'm sorry. We have a very special. Oh shit, mail bag? Yeah. Mail bag. Guys, this one's kind of a more serious mail bag.

And I have to say that when Alan and I got it, we were both really touched and really had some mental problems with it. And by that I mean... Emotional. Emotional. Okay, so this is from a friend of the show. the name is Catherine. And she writes, thrown.

And she writes, hi, Katie and Alan. I discovered your podcast late last year homeless. And regardless of what society has to say, one of the worst things about homelessness is boredom. There are hours of empty time to fill every day. I was lucky enough to have an iPod on which I could listen to podcast and I found you too. I would enjoy your show anyway. I love your banter and friendly chemistry.

That's us. because it helped fill some of that empty time. You helped me keep it together under a ton of stress. I've had my apartment for six months now. I still look forward to every Monday and I won't forget how much wear-wool family o'clock, thank you, Catherine. Thank you, Catherine. Thank you. That's really beautiful, thank you. And I just reading out of that. So thanks, thanks, C, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, the., thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, the, the, 't, I have no concept of that.

We're literally just making titty jokes. I know. But I guess it's more than that and that really means something to me. Yeah, to both of us for sure. Yeah, and also part of what Catherine wants to do is really help humanize homeless people that people think, you know, entertainment is a luxury and it's not. It's something to keep thk thk thk thk tha tha tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thiol- thiol- thiol-a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi to to thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi. thi thi thi thi th people think you know entertainment is a luxury and it's not it's something you need it's something to keep you going and something to keep your brain working and you know just things to think about so thanks Catherine yeah and God you're a stable and on your feet and hanging in yeah

man so thank you thank you so if anyone wants to send us a mail bag probably can't beat Catherine I mean you can try but um we encourage you to try get in touch yeah love like just knowing that people are out there listening letting us know like it's so good so amazing it really is so thank you thank you thank you thank you thank all I'm thanking you could also do something for me which is go to iTunes and read and review us because it helps people find us and to do what we're doing so so to to get to get to to to to to the the th I I I I I I I I th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the thi. the. the. the. th. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to know where we are. Facing books. That's someone. Instagram. That's the two. The tweeters. It's three. Definitely World Famil, it's at Gmail. that com. Four. And there's an angel fire and a tumbler and a blog spot. They'll give you a virus. Did it give you a virus? No, I thought it did. See how quickly I forget. trying to give you a virus. Oh, maybe it did. See how quickly I forget things? I'm not worse. Thanks for listening to another episode of Where O'Fambulance.

Yeah, thanks guys. Bye. Bye. you know, the world.