Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 91- The Last Man on Earth (1964)

Episode Date: July 18, 2016

In this week's episode, we are go back to a much-requested time period with the 1964 Vincent Price classic, "The Last Man on Earth." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not Allen is tricking Katie into watching movies with Italians, Vincent Price's limitations in acting and also possibly parenting, awkward uses of modern slang, nerd rage, some gaming talk and terrible impressions of VP himself. How do you feel about this movie? What's your favorite 60s horror film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also check out this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at their website www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up for the Parcel of Terror, a monthly subscription box full of amazing handmade horror stuff. There's literally no reason not to, you're gonna love it! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Oh, Jesus Christ, where the hell did you come from? What did you come from? What? Me? I thought that I was the last mount on earth. Oh, I've been here all along. I've just been typing on my cell phone. Oh, hey Katie.

Hey, Alan, how are you? to the other episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. I thank you. Thank you. I've been here all along. I've just been typing on my cell phone. Oh, hey Katie. Hey, Alan, how are you? Good, welcome to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. Thank you. Welcome to you also. And welcome to my solitude.

No. Imagine being the last man on earth and still tucing your shirt in. This week we are going to discuss the Vincent Price classic Last Man on Earth. Italian film starring Vincent Price based on I am Legend by Richard Matheson. Did you ever read that? Oh yeah. Is it any good? It's one of my favorite short stories. Oh, it's a, I thought it was a novel.

Um, maybe a novelette. I have an short story collection, yes. I have only read his book about the deviant sexual little person. The haunting of Hell House? Yeah. It really just goes off the rails. Oh, so does the movie. Have you ever seen the movie? Uh, I don't know. Who's in it? Roddy McDowell? It goes wicked off the rails. I don't think so. We should maybe discuss it at some point. Oh, oh, oh, the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. te. te. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. te. te. the. te. the rim. I don't think so. We should maybe discuss it at some point. We should. I wish we had a podcast. Oh wait. Oh my god. Yeah, no, I love the short story. As much as I dislike the Will Smith version of it.

Have not seen. All the vampires are voiced by Mike Patton from Faith Noor. Weird. Yeah. Okay. You don't like that? I like him fine. I just didn't like the movie. Why did he do all of the voices? Because they're all CGI vampires. And they all look the same? Or they all just sound the same? All he does is go, ebbah!

Oh, that's actually pretty cool that I like that. I that. Yeah, Morgan. What? Okay. I love one, I'm just gonna get right the fuck into this. Let's do this. I love one near the end of the end of the movie when he's talking to the woman, Ruth, and he's like, you hear that man, he was my friend Ben. And if I ever find him out of the story, I'm like, find him. He's right the fuck outside.

He's been out there swinging a pole wildly for three years every day. Why can't you find him? You're a scientist. Man of action during the day. Chill at night, baby. Just cannot find him. Just cannot locate Ben. He's right the fuck there. Literally on the other side of a piece of wood from you.

Yeah, waving a stick. At nothing, and nothing. Looking like himself, I just found it inexplicable. So to quickly sumate this film, Vincent Price is the last living man on earth in a world filled with vampire zombie people that were created by a dust storm disease. Okay. That's pretty much it for the most part and then he eventually runs into something else that's alive. Okay. How did they get vampires? So there's this an airborne infectious plague basically.

And if you don't burn the bodies, the people come back as the vampires. That's why they were burning all the bodies. Yeah. Okay. Well, there's, like, the part where his wife is looking at the article that's like, is Europe's plague caused by the winds? And then she's like, is it? And I was like, I don't know if it was, the, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, I don't know, read the article. Like, it's right there. It's probably gonna answer the question. So I didn't know if it was actually airborne

or if that was just, well, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good, great. It makes you go blind first? Yeah, which is really upsetting. Yeah. Well, yes and no. girl's like mommy mommy where are you and I'm like you're looking right at her and then she like looks away like she's not supposed to know where she is and I was like you could have done another take of that you know one take. One take Johnny. This is seriously one take for the entire movie I'm sure of

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we're gonna watch a Luccio Fulcie movie and I'd be like, ugh, and you'd be like, oh, and you're like, Dario Argento, and I'd be like, ugh. And now you're like, oh, this is an Amity the the Sni-Sni-Sk the the the the the thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thi thi the the the the the the the the on me. Yeah. Sneaky Italian friend. Cool. No, no, that's going. I should be the sneaky Italian friend, really.

I'm the waspy dickhead. I don't think we're really these stereotypes of ourselves. No, probably not. Although I would kill to be Andrew McCarthy in an 80s film. Oh my god, yeah. Yeah, the entire cast, but Vincent Price is Italian, the overdubbing is phenomenal in this film. He just looks so like, well, so resigned, you know? Welp, we're doing this now.

This is lauded as one of his best performances, though. Yeah, I've heard that, or read that on numerous reviews of this now. This is lauded as one of his best performances though. Yeah, I've heard that or read that on numerous reviews of this movie. I guess for a lot in the movie he's acting against nothing, you know what I mean? He's the only one in the shot. I mean most of it's in voice over but all of his physical acting is done without anybody else being there. I always forget that he's six foot four. He's a monster. he's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I............................................................. th... th. th....... not, like when I read the short story, or the novel, the novella that was based on, I was thinking Steve McQueen or someone like that, someone like kind of like down to earth, but still looks like they could do like actiony stuff. Yeah, he does not look like he can do actiony stuff.

No, he looks like you should be wearing a cravat. Yeah, in fact I thought he was at they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th like th like th like th like th. tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, actiony stuff. No, he looks like he should be wearing a cravat. Yeah. In fact, I thought he was at one moment, but he is not. He also doesn't look like he should sleep. Like at the beginning, he's sleeping, and I was like, Vincent Price doesn't sleep. Did you find that like strange? I did. I was looking at this stuff up on this and I was like, dude was in his 50s when he made this movie. That's crazy.

He doesn't look in his 50s at all. No. But it's sort of that old guy, like, you've looked like you were 45 since you were 20? Since you're 20, yeah. Yeah. So you look good at 50. It's true. But, uh, yeah. Yeah. This movie has a lot of nonsense in it. Go on. For instance, in town there is a mirror store.

Mirrors, mirrors, mirrors? Yeah, mirrors, etc. It's just, they just sell mirrors. And he goes in and he takes like six of them. They keep breaking them. Take them all. Take them all. their to'n going to the mirror store daily. Just get them all now and then you don't have to go to the mirror store tomorrow.

Yeah, but then what is he going to do tomorrow? I don't know. Go back to the mirror store. I guess. It's just causing a fuel shortage. I was surprised. Is this the ground and you've had three years. Oh, he's got a generator running at the supermarche. He, yeah. Also did he cause the supermarket mess?

Like there's there's carts on front of the door and just like shit has been knocked off shelves onto the floor. And I was like, did you do that? Because I don't think the the the the the fucking the fucking the fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking f f f f f f f f. their? their? their? their? their? their? their their their their their their their g. their g. It's their g. It's their g. It's their g. It's their g. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the g. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the floor. And I was like, did you do that? Because I don't think the zombie vampires did it. You just trash this for no fucking reason. Get your cornflags and go home, you know? I hope he did. Because he does have like rage tosses every once in this movie. Yeah, which is understandable. Yeah. He's immune to the disease.

Because he was immune to find some way that he's immune to it and they were like mm-hmm whatever. I don't remember if that's in the original story or not but yeah it's a it's a it's a hokey premise but whatever how else you know you got to get in there somewhere. Yeah for as good as Vincent Price is in this movie, you know what he cannot do? Go on? Cry. Mmm. Every time he cries I'm like, mm-mm. Oh, that weird laugh into cry that he does when he's watching the, uh, the home videos or whatever.

Yeah. It's not good, though. He always sounds sinister sinister no matter what. He's always the end of thriller, you know? Do you think his kids were like, Dad, please stop scaring me? I'm trying to love you. I'm trying to watch cheers. He loved Frazer.

Loved him. He's just going about his day to day. He's going street by s by street, block by block, Earth Crisis style, and just killing as many vampires as he can find every day. He's crossing off the blocks on a map. Yeah. But the vampires are mobile. They go where they want.

Yeah. So it's kind of like, you're not really clearing the area. Yeah. Because they keep coming back to his house every night and calling his name. Morgan. And they're not driving. No, they're not driving. They're walking. They're walking. They're walking.

Um, the scenery in, I don't know where, I don't know where, I guess it's supposed to be America somewhere. Yeah, and it is not, it's clearly not. I want to say the original story takes place in California, maybe Los Angeles or something, but this is not, this is totally, there's nothing American about any of the landscape or the architecture. Even when they're talking about the governor? That is not how you dress a gubernatorial incumbent. The governor never mentions what state they're in. No. And if you got, I don't know, who's our governor? Tom Ritch.

Tom Wolf? Tom Wolf. Tom thiwolf? Tom Ritch has not been the governor for a very long time. Listen if Nreddale was on this thing, he'd be like, in Pennsylvania, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the governor, the governor. The governor. The, the governor, the governor. the governor. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. the, the the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the. the and Pennsylvania. In Philadelphia, because he was a Philadelphia guy in World Dickin. The fact that like, they're just non-committal about where the fuck they are is just hilarious, like. Yeah. But you know, they're making a movie for an international audience, like. True. So Vincent Bryce's whole family dies from the plague. His daughter gets sick first.

Which is weird because they had her under that mosquito net, so why was she? They were trying. They were trying. But like, but he's a scientist. Like, he had to know that a mosquito net was going to do nothing. Yeah. And she gets sick before any of them. They don't seem to let her get out of that bed. They didn't want to call the doctor. Doctor would just take her away. Well, that's what they did and then they threw her into the pit.

Yeah. Well, he's throwing people later. I like that he missed a few. There's like people. Too lanky. But when his wife passes away, yeah. He buries me. Okay, I took issue with that too, because as a scientist you would think maybe he would know not to bury a plague-infected body openly in the ground. He was thinking with his siolaid he's thinne. he seems to be thinking hard with a science mind though because when his daughter gets sick he's like, nobody calls a doctor.

So I don't know. I thought he was just thinking hard with a shitty dad mind. I don't know. He doesn't seem to be a shitty dad though. And then his wife comes back. In what I thought was a legitimately sad scene. Yeah, I agree. Like where she's just saying his name and trying to to get She's a little dirty, her hair's a little must up.

Yeah. Not as big as we're used to it being. Just the concept of this story is just super sad to me. Like, just being the last, like, living person to your knowledge, like... I feel like you would just kill yourself. Three years is a really long time. Especially when you're not just like living your life, you're like living your life kind of in fear and like

your whole all of your time is spent fighting this, you know. Right, because he's talks about how he's like wants to find a cure and he's got his tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny microscope that he looks at the, well, it's tiny. It's true. But he doesn't like, that's not the thrust of, like his thrust is just like, all right, I gotta get through today. I gotta not, I gotta find people, gotta kill them. I gotta make more stakes.

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Oh, fuck no. No. You know what I mean? I also think the it's depressing. I do I 100% agree with you. Like we've talked about this before like when the apocalypse it I'm out like I'm done done I don't even. I mean I can't live without electricity. He luckily doesn't have to. No running using a turlette I'd need a turret in my life. Oh my god. I also think the idea that the vampires feed on the weak vampires is a the th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the I I the I the the the the the they. I they. Oh I they. Oh I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like like like like like like like like like like. I'm like like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm I'm. I'm I'm I'm I'm. I'm I'm I'm I'm. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, th. I'm like, th. I'm like,. Yeah the ones that are outside of his garage the first morning he's like oh yeah and they feed on the the weak vampires so I have to clean me. So who's a weak vampire? I feel like being a vampire gives you super strength.

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Cool. Have you heard the controversy that's going on? John Carpenter was on WTF, the Mark Maron podcast. And they were just talking about like horror movies and Walking Dead got brought up. And John Carpenter's like, yeah, no, that was a movie made in 1968 by George Romero that people have just been milking and milking for decades. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, that's a throwing down of a gauntlet. Yeah, but like, in a like, he's an old dude, of course he thinks that.

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first non-vampire living thing that he's seen in three years. He's saying all this really sad shit like we're going to have so many good times together. And the dog runs off but then later comes back to his house and it's blood. And he tests the dog's blood. And the next scene is him burying the staked dog. Yeah. Because the dog had the antibodies or whatever. I didn't even know a dog could be a vampire. Vampire dog.

Cool. Should we change the podcast to vampire dog? Someone did congratulate us on a good episode of Vampire Ambulance, which I was very excited. That's pretty good. Thank you. Um, so when he's burying the dog, he sees this woman come walking up in the daytime when vampires aren't daytime people. No.

And she runs away from him, so he shakes her after he, he ruffs her. He ruffs her up a little bit. Yeah. I didn't like that. I did 604. Yeah. She looks just like his wife. They look the same. There are two adult women characters in this movie. They look exactly the same. That's all.

Nobody looks like Vincent Bryce though. No, never. No one talks like Vincent Bryce. No, there's never been another human being. Like when people try to do impressions I'm like, yeah, you didn't do it. Just let it go. No, you can't do it. You can't nail him.

He has the weirdest best boys. Yeah, it's very distinctive. So he brings Ruth back to the crib. Nice. And he wants to find out what her deal is, he's very suspicious. And she's got something that she's stuffing in her belt line. Yeah. It turns out that that's a serum that she's taking that keeps her from vamping out. She explains it in like a vaccine science kind of way.

I was like, I don't know what you're saying. You're gonna get autism. Just kidding, you're not gonna get autism? Hi. I'm on Singled Out. That's my Jenny McCarthy impression. Did you like it? It was pretty good. Yeah, thanks.

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because she said you are a legend to us, you're the boogie man in the night. Oh, I see. You're the things that we've worn children about. Geez. And like that's where this story comes from like, oh, this about you as a human being no longer being useful to society. Yeah. And no longer being part of a civilization. Right. And you are now nothing to these people except for a candy man. A bad guy, yeah, an ultimate demon. Yeah, you're the thing that goes bump in the night. Yeah. And like that's where like

Kandemath's in story is like so crushing and amazing like this guy that's been your hero through the entire film is now the bad guy. Kids are coming to watch him die. Yeah, it's true. They bring in children to watch him die. It's true. Also, I guess this answers our question from Queen of the Dampires, and answers, yeah. These ones for sure. These ones are having babies. Yeah, Dust Storm vampires definitely do. Having read the book and seen the movie and leaving

Will Smith out of it, do you think that this film does a good job of expressing that? Like that? I do. I do. I think this, better than the two other film adaptations, which, um, there's Charltintasks. the the film. the film. the film. th. the film. th. th. th. th. th. th. the film. the film. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the th. the the the th. th. th. the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie, the movie, the the movie, the the the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, th. the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie. Yeah, the movie. Yeah, the movie. Yeah, th. th. the movie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. theat the. thi. the the. the. th.eston's Omega Man. No thank you. Oh it's fucking amazing. Is it? Yeah and it's one of the first interracial on-screen kisses in a film is between Charlton Heston and this lady. Weird. It's a not weird. I don't mean weird that that's weird I mean it's weird that it's Charlton Heston I guess. I think we think of Charles Nesson as this like right-wing nut job. Yeah, but he's not. But in the 60s and 70s he was very progressive. How does that happen to you that you just then become like... You get old and you get scared. I guess I just worry about like waking up one day and being like super religious or

super like... What's it? I can't remember who the quote the quote the quote the quote the quote the quote the quote is is is... I's, I's, I's, I's, you're not paying attention and if you're not a Republican when you're old, you haven't grown or something along those, I'm terribly paraphrasing it, but it's basically like you should be wide-eyed and democratic as a child, but you've become very conservative in your old age. I just hope that I never get to the point where I fear other people the way that, sure. That's that, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm they. they. they. tot, I'm tot, totally, totally, totally, trary, I'm tr-a, I'm tr-a, I'm tr-I'm tr-a, I'm their, sect seems to fear other people. I think you can work on. Or loat with other people like, yeah, yeah. I think that people don't deserve help or this is getting serious. Well I think this is a very serious thing that comes in on this like otherwise like kind of laughable movie through a lot of it, like it's pretty ridiculous. Yeah and it's like sort of overacted to it, which I guess is the Italian thing and the overdubbing. Yeah, yeah.

My makeup, my hair! Your hair is phenomenal, lady. It's seriously six feet tall. It's taller than Vincent Price. This is definitely some like, fulty-level dubbing of just like, we've got one tau-loved. I don't care, this woman is supposed to have been on her own or whatever for three years, but she's still got that like winged eyeliner and false eyelashes, like every day.

Every day she's doing them. Gotta look dope. It's like I always laugh at those James Bond movies when he comes out of the water and he's fucking perfectly quaffed. I've never seen a James Bond movie in my life. Wow. Where should I start? Name the best one. And then I won't see any others because I've already seen the best one. Oh, I don't know. Man with a Golden Gun.

Okay. I think Christopher Lee's in that one. Oh, thrown. And it's Sean Connery. Sean Connery is the best. I think. Daniel Craig? Oh, Daniel Craig. And then there's that guy before that. Remington Steel. That's... Timothy Dalton. No, forget it. I guess I don't know. Yeah, Timothy Dalton. I think Timothy Dalton is before... That could be, I mean, I don't know. And there's Roger Moore in the age. That's like the bond that of my childhood, yeah. The comedic bond, yeah. See, I always thought they they they they they they they they they the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like that's that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's. I. I. I. I. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's like. I that's like. I that's like. I that's like. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I the the the the the the the the the the the that. I. I'm. I'm. I that's like. I that's like. I that's like. I that's like. I that, I always thought they were funny movies. I guess they're not, though. They're pithy. Yeah.

Not the new, the new ones are very violent and like born identity movies. I've never seen those either. Here's that, I don't really like action movies. Right, I know. Yeah. What is it that I like? I feel like people listening to this are like, you don't like anything. I don't. I liked this movie.

Uh, yeah, uh, what? What? What? Let's move on to the readings phase. That was my Vincent Price. Oh, it was. I mean, reading spie. He's very high-pitched and nerdy, if nothing else.

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because it's gotta slow and not a lot happens. And... It's pretty short, though. You played your cards close to the best. I thought you were definitely not into this and then it comes out in the end that you are. Well, I like to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho.. It, because, because, because, because, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho., tho., tho., tho., to th., th., to th., to to tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho., thoooooooooooooooooooo., thoooooooooooooo. the. thoooooo. that it makes a lot more sense to me. Okay. Although there are a lot of you have to admit that there are a lot of very ridiculous elements for this movie. Yeah. I think I would also give this movie an eight and I think because they they nailed that ending like it was

like they were doing a acrobatic's like exhibition and they're kind of like we're fumbling all over the place but then at the end they just did a fucking triple Lindy and nailed it and they were like oh I gotta give you an aid on that one come on. Stuck the landing. Stuck it. Like I love the short story you should definitely read it I would highly recommend that but it's it's so it's so sad and just so like crushing. Yeah like the the it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I thi. I to thi. I to to to to to to to to crushing. Yeah. Like the, I don't even, calling it a twist seems demeaning to it. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not, it's not like some Mnighed Shambalon thing, you know? It's just a different perspective. It's the perspective shifts, I guess.

You just get, you get woke to this whole new idea. Are you thirsty for ideas? Is that a thing? Thirsty? It's now? Yeah, I just, yeah, it's so interesting. Like just such a smart, interesting. I mean, Matheson was part of that whole group, like, Leaver and Bradbury who wrote for, and Charles Beaumont, who wrote for The Twilight Zone. Oh, okay. And I feel like it has that vibe to it. For sure. It feels very similar ont who wrote for the Twilight Zone. Oh, okay. And I feel like this has that vibe to it. For sure. It feels very similar to the Burgess Meredith one where he's the last guy on earth. Time enough to read.

Yeah. Or time enough at last. Yeah, I fuck that up. Hate my self. Do you want to hear my nerd rage. That's fine. I saw it too. It was a little terrifying. I was actualing and then I fucked up my actually. Yeah, you actuallyed yourself. I was double mad at myself. Yeah. Well, life's hard. It is. And you're not even the last man on earth. What are you doing here? Oh god you have to stop asking me that. Literally turn to your left. Do you see that? That's that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the little little little little little little little little. It was a a little. It was a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. It's a th. th. It's a th. th. It's a little. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. It's a little little. It's a little. It's're not even the last man on earth. What are you doing here? Oh, God. You have to stop asking me that. Literally, turn to your left.

Did you see that? That's a recording of us talking. Oh, where's your car right now? Oh, I'm the last man with no object purpose. It makes it really hard for you to do a lot of things. Where is your car right now? You don't know. You don't know if you have a car. Where is Missy? Missy who? Oh, where is my parcel of terror from Cryptocurium? It's right here.

Wait, what? It is. We are going to do an unboxing. All right, are you going to read, and I'm going to bring it out to you? All right. Don't put it in in the water in in the water in the water in the water don't put it in the water. Sorry about that. This month is a special creep show edition. Wait, what? Correct. I want my cake.

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Fucking outdid yourself. This is enormous and the eyes are terrifying. That is perfect. It's like a half red, half blue. Yeah, matching the palette of the film so well. Oh my god. Dude, knocked it out of the park. You stuck the landing, Jason. Oh yeah, triple Indy. that I don't think that's a thing. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. toge. to. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. th. th. th. yeah, triple Lindy. I don't think that's a thing. Yeah, it's from back to school. It's what? Oh, uh, uh, Polly? No, eh. Rodney Dajorfield.

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That is amazing. This guy comes with a buddy. What's his buddy? I don't know. Is there another little detail in there? No. Oh, because there's a candy cockroach. Candy. Do you want to eat it now? I'm going to bite it in half and you can know the other half? Because as we've demonstrated before on the show, gummy, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, their, their the we've demonstrated before on the show, gummy candy makes for great radio. Oh my god, I can't wait to eat this thing. Jason, you out did yourself, and if you're a fan of creep show and missed out on this stuff, mm-mm, bummer for you. Who's not a fan of creep show, by the way?

A lot of sniffing. I just wanted to make it was to to to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make their to make to make to make to make their their to their to their their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi... to thi. thi. thi. thea. thea. thean. thean. thean. thean. theat. toeat. toe. the. the. toeat have to ask myself a lot of the time. Is it food? It's a little weird because it's a cockroach. Oh yeah, that's food. Yeah. I saw that it says for nutritional or ingredient information, called this 800 number. Or is it the poison control online? Yes, it is. There's a mystery yuck on this. Is that okay? That was good. I'd hit the spot. Cryptocurium.com. CRYPTO C-U-R-I-U-M 35 bucks a

month delivered to your door. You can't beat it. You can't beat it with a stick. You guys want to get involved in this. Our friend Sarah from the Rosemary's Baby Has gotten these in the past and love them and very stoked on them and a few other people have tagged the podcast, and with pictures of the stuff that they got from Jason. Alexander Hill, she is also tackles for that. Yeah, so if you get this, and you've heard about it from us, let Jason know so that he keeps sending us money, okay? Yeah, thanks Jason.

Thanks Jason. Thanks Jason. This wall plaque is going to find a place of honor in this place. Okay, so segments that we do. Oh, Katie, do we have another segment? We have a... Mail bag! We do, we have several, but we're only going to do one and then we'll, like I said in the last episode, if you send us something and you haven't heard it read, it will happen. This is from a listener named Eric, who says, hi guys.

Hi guys, I figured I'd show your Gmail some love. Let's see how many episodes it takes for you to check your inbox. Ha ha. Yeah, ha, Eric, I read it. I read it. Don't try to get a dig in there, maybe. Popped up on my phone. I think every mail bag that we get has some sort of dig about us not checking our email or me being upset. There was the most beautiful. that. that. that. that. that. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. thi. thi. too. too. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, too, too, too, too, too, too. I, too, too, too, too, thi. too, thi. thi. too. the. the. too. the the too. too. the too. too. too. too. too. too, haa, haa, haa, mail bag ever. Yeah, that's true. That was lovely. This is not as beautiful, but it is interesting.

He says. Anyways, I have a question. You guys have made a few references to Dungeons and Dragons in the podcast from time to time. As a long time player in DME, that, that's the same. currently playing anything. I also have a movie suggestion you guys should review Hobo with a shotgun. Ah, interesting. I like it. I'm never seeing that of you. Oh yeah, Rucker Howard, yeah.

What? Rutger Howard, it's the, by the direct, you know Rutger Hower? Do I? Have you seen? Have you seen? . He's been a million movies. Have you seen Wanted Dead or Alive with Gene Simmons? No. Have you seen?

Rucker, he's been in a million movies. Anyway, it's probably the director of Tree Venge. I think I've sent you this. Yeah, we've just definitely discussed the tree venge. So do you want to give it a little quick enough of your Dungeons and Door Dragons? Well, interestingly, that's why we're friends. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Nerd them. Yeah. You played in the very first game I ever played in, which was in like 2009.

You must have just gotten here, which we realized a few episodes ago. Yeah, I came in 2007. So it was like 2008, 2009. OK. It was a Gary Guy Gagak's birthday game. Our friends Mike and Kurt ran. Hi Mike. Mike from the Frightmare episode, I think episode 10 if you want to go back that far. And it was basically a game of like 20 people I would say. And it was a shit show. It was really fun but it was a shit show. One guy was skiping in from Korea. Korea, yeah, bum. So after that that kind of got me got me going on that.

And then we played together immediately after that in Mark's game, which was a Ravenloft campaign where he was running two campaigns, one team good and one team evil and we were naturally on team evil and that's how Alan and I became friends. So that's pretty memorable for me. I played a barbarian named Quiqueque. You did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all th. All th. All th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I that's. I that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I's th. I played a barbarian named Quiqueg. You did. Yeah. All of my characters are literary references which is so lame. There is no shame in your D&D game. I guess so. What about you? I started playing Call of Cthuloo when I was 30. Love Cathulu. Yeah. So we played in masks love in the Rothlow tip. You know that's good. And being my introduction to it, the whole RPG stuff,

that was like my favorite thing that I've done. It's so ridiculous. You didn't play as a younger team. I was like, sometimes, but I was more of like a weed smoking beer drinking kind of teen. Right. a teen, right, within a D&D teen. You were too cool for, you had, hanging out, got in the way. No, no, no, no, no, I wasn't, I wasn't cool at all by any shape. I was like, can I fit in? Can I fit in? Can I fit in?

And I didn't, and then, in my 30s, I find out, oh, this it. I play every week. I have a weekly game and then I was actually talking to Katie about maybe playing in a new Call of Cthula game. I'm real excited about that. So, uh... Cthulu is my favorite of the rule sets. It's the only. It's so easy. And I feel like there's a lot of opportunity to like really make your character. And it's the only rules that I've ever written an the the the th. th. th. th. th. I've th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. I've th. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the th. I've the the th. I've. I've. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'll th. I'll thro. throoooo. tole of tole of tole of tole of tole of tole of tho. the of the of the the th which is, um, it's basically the plot of the movie Clue. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah.

I ran it for like a bunch of ladies who'd never played RPGs before and they loved it. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I love C.O.C. I think it totally like, it is such a great introductory art, role playing game thing because it's so you, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thr-I. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I th. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, yeah, where you really get to role play and stuff like that. So thanks, Eric, thanks for asking us about something non-horrelate and giving us the chance to talk about it. That's awesome. Although we did bring it back to horror because we both really love golf. Yeah, well, that's what's what's paying us right now is horror. Katie, what are we going to do? I don't know why I felt like I needed to pick a Netflix movie. You're trying to rekindle your year of rage, maybe?

Maybe. So we're going to do Dead Snow, which I saw once, and I don't think is that rage-inducing, but I think I can probably pull it around haven't seen it, I don't know. It's going to be one of those things where I turn it on in like 20, no I know because I just read the description. 20 minutes in I'll know whether or not I've seen it, hopefully. So yeah, we'll be talking about that next week. So you should watch it on, I tune in. Speaking of which, you can leave us a review on iTunes.

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