Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 92- Dead Snow (2009)

Episode Date: July 25, 2016

Hi EMTs, denne uken vi diskuterer en film om nazi-zombier! That means "this week we are discussing a movie about Nazi zombies" in Norwegian, or at least Google says it does. Anyway-- Norwegians, Nazis, zombies--that can mean only one thing: the 2009 film "Dead Snow." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not European dudes are better than American dudes (spoiler alert: not really), fish mugging, being bummed if Hitler shows up, whether the ugly one ruined the Backstreet Boys and, in what is possibly our most tangent-laden episode to date, our hot takes on swimming in lakes, riding snowmobiles, pooping outdoors, being anywhere near snow, and more.  Hey, we also use this episode as an excuse to celebrate a milestone that you guys helped us achieve so: 1) thank you so, so much for your continued support and 2) sorry in advance that I (Katie) get a little drunk and yell-y in this one.  Let us know your thoughts on this episode on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Email us at [e-mail] if you'd like--we love to hear from you. Please also check out this week's totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for all your monthly horror nerd needs, Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) for your creepy art zine needs and Dylan Garrett Smith (http://www.dylangarrettsmith.com) for your insanely eerie art needs. Let them know you heard about them from us! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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It was on sale at the Dormant Wine and Spirits near my office. So Katie, hello and welcome to this episode. Thank you. Welcome to you also. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. Hey, and thanks to you guys for making this episode. Thank you. Welcome to you also. I am Alan. I'm I'm Katie. Hey and thanks to you guys for making this milestone possible for us. We're super psyched which is why we're drinking so thanks. Yeah, thank you for thin. Yeah, thank you for sticking it out. I feel like I could get real maudlin real quick so I'm going to try and avoid that. Yeah, let's not do that. And let's get into talking about a movie. Wait, do we have any Savini Watch updates?

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From a Norway, which was Italian when you said it. It's all of a Europe. Yeah, called Dead Snow. Dead Snow. I thought this was a really weird entry into the series. A series? Yeah, City Slickers 3, the legend of Curly's Nazi gold? I thought this is what happened after they found Curly's cold. It might, and I kept waiting for Billy Crystal to show up. Or Jack Pallance. No, that's, no, no, this is not part of that. I got this very wrong. This is, you know, not at all. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, one even puts their arm up a cow's

ass. No, I was pretty disappointed by the... Well, you know what, there is some pretty disgusting and good humor in this, so I won't even say that. Good, Lordy Modies. So... How do we get into this? Nazi zombies, guys. Let's talk about the opening scene set to dance of the sugar pump.

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Dude's in a car, girls in a car, dude car, girl car. Let's just get one thing out of the way. dues are gross. That is one of the things. Like, I'm glad that dudes are gross everywhere, because we as Americans, or at least I as an American, a liberal American, think that Scandinavians are better than us. Sure, definitely. I'm glad to see they're not in a lot of ways. Like, their dudes are just as gross as our dudes.

Yeah, they're on par. And I'm glad to see that movie trope personalities sort of span, span continents. Did you think that that was maybe on purpose, that they were trying to hit all the like necessaries for this? I do, and then also I think that eventually they all became the same person anyway. Yeah, once the chubby dude was going, you couldn't tell anybody a part anymore. No, no, they were just all Norwegian. The thing that I wanted to get out of the way the way tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the way, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. theean, theean, thean, theean, thean, thean, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the though is that snow is awful and why would you go somewhere that it is? I will draw your attention to the note that says beautiful mountains I think I do okay in Norway. Fuck a that. I mean I'm complaining because it's 90 degrees

here I will take that over snow any day of my whole life. I love it. Yeah. It's gross and bad and you get on these snowmobiles and they're dangerous. I felt like they had that snowmobile stunt guy for a whole day and they were like, we're using him for a whole day. I don't know the name of the dude with the long hair and the headband on. They guard. That makes more sense than the name that I gave him, which was Brock's sexy boy. See, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the th, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, I th, I th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't tho, tho, that, that, that, that thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and tho, and thothe name that I gave him, which was Brock Sexy Boyd. See, I kept thinking he looked like a member of Hansen. Mbomb.

Bip-idum Banduba. I do want to mention that I saw this movie with Mike Bolum in the theater. Oh really? Hello, Mike. Hi, Mike. I haven't seen you in a while. I hope you're doing well. So yeah, we meet all these tool-tool-tool-t talking about butt sex and stuff. Whatever it is that you talk about. Men. Yeah. Ah, the worst. Actually, yeah.

Oh no, no, yeah. Yeah, white dudes especially. Oh yeah. Sorry everybody, but I guess I just thought Europeans were better than us. No, no, no, no, no. So really, like everybody sucks. Yeah, garbage species. Cool. So we've got the chubby boy who loves movies. Yes, because chubby boys love movies. We've got the balding nerdy uptight boy. Yeah, Martin. Right. Yeah. And we've got squirrely boy also in the backseat with chubby boy. Yeah. And then Brock sexy boy. Yes. When it cuts to girl car and the girl with the dreads is saying. With Chubby Boy. Yeah. And then Brock Sexy Boy. Yes.

When it cuts to Girl Car and the girl with the Dredds is saying that her boyfriend was the cute one, I did not think she met Martin. I did not. You would go with Brock Sexy Boy. Yeah, I thought she meant Hanson. Yeah, Brock, no. I'm not a bad-looking man, but not the cute one. He's not the cute one. If they were a band, he would be the old one. He would be the Ptoone.

He'd be the Brion. He'd be the Brian? Yeah, from Backstreet Boys? Wasn't he the old one? He was the ugly one. I thin' thostreet boys. I mean I know that they exist. Can you drop in everybody back? Backstreet's back right here? Yeah. Thank you. Is that the one where they're dressed up like monsters? Yeah, I love that video. It's a great Janet got a hot beat. Everybody, yeah, rock your body right. Backstreets, back, all right.

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Is he a razzler? Yes. So you knew that. the wrestler that fought UFC? baby. Like a muscle baby. Yeah like a weird muscle baby. This episode is so off the rails. We're like 10 minutes in and that this is champagne. What he he doesn't look like a baby? He looks like a weird baby. I think it's the hairlessness. His hair looks like a straight up brush. Yeah he looks a little bit like a Lego man. He definitely looks better with a beard. Yeah, much more palatable. Much wherever Brock Sexy Boy. That tattoo in his

chest? I think it's slightly off center too. It's a, it's a punching knife. A punching knife? Yeah, what does that mean? It's got the brass knuckles and the gilt. It's very large. Yeah. And that- Seems like you're making up for something. That wraps up our Brock Lesner cast. So they drive and they're driving and they get out of the cars and Brock Sexy Boy hops on his snow scooter, his snowmobile. Yeah. Which was it just there?

No, they were towing it. He was towing it. Yeah. They were towing. He was towing it. Because there's the big reveal when he whips off the hith. Don't recall. And he's going to ride all their gear up the hill while everybody else walks up. 45 minutes. If someone told me to hike 45 minutes through the snow to get somewhere, I would get myself the fuck back home. How did Chubby Boyd not complain about it? to colder winters, but like, no, I'm not, there's no way, there's literally no way.

Nobody hit an inhaler. No, I mean, well, they have that clean air. They don't have to deal with our smog. I just feel like this, I just feel like this movie really hits a lot of things that I hate and fear, which is snow, outside, fascist regimes, isolation, dirty dirty poop sex. Yeah. Which we'll get to you later. Yeah.

There's also a quick shot of them eating hot dogs and I was like, you guys don't eat hot dogs. That's not for you. They were trying to appeal to a, uh, an American audience. Yeah. I did see this film initially dubbed. Which because I went to the old Hollywood theater, they used to show a lot of stuff on DVD. Yeah. So they had like the home video release that was dubbed.

So when this movie started and they were speaking Norwegian, I was like, oh, okay, okay, that's what's up. I legit didn't know this was going to be a foreign film. Wow. Yeah. I really do my research. You had, you'd seen this before, though? No. Oh. I had seen a shitty movie called I think the bunker or something, which was not a comedy. No, no, no. And I think I fell asleep. And I just, here's the thing with Nazi zombies. You've seen one. You've seen the shit. theync-a' thirty. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You're going to answer no, but I'm going to go anyway. Have you ever seen Shockwaves? Now. Starring, uh, Peter Cushing? No.

It's a Nazi zombie movie. It's fantastic. What is it with Nazi zombies? Why is it a thing? Zombies are scary? Nazes are shitty. Yeah, there's no regiming qualities. Were you bummed? There was no Hitler in this? I feel like if you're going to pull it out, you might as well get Hitler. Now, I am actually sick of Hitler being the comic relief in your movie.

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Charmander. Okay, that's one. Piccachu? Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, that's it. And then there's Team Rocket. What's that mean? They're the bad guys. Oh really? Yeah. Team Rocket sounds like an all-American kind of thing. It does. That's part why they're the bad guys. In Japanese game, hmm? They're people. You people are sheep. Sheeple. Wake up sheeple. In this movie they're drinking Arctic beer, which I really like. It looked so good. Yeah, and they're above the Arctic Circle where they are.

That's exciting. That sounds terrible. Especially having to go to the bathroom outside. Oh yeah, let's talk about that outhouse. Let's first talk about leaving your main structure to go to the bathroom above the Arctic Circle. What? No, if someone was like, do you want to come stay at this place? You have to hike 45 minutes and so to get there and then you have to shit outside. I'd be like, what did I do to deserve this? Have you ever used an outhouse? No, I've used a portopoty. Is that that, the house is done not to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to stink, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the their to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, to come, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thooooa.a.a. tooa. their their their their their their their their their their to their to the same thing? Pretty much. Yeah. Then yes. Except out the houses tend not to stink as bad as four bodies too.

How can that be? Because the poop is usually way further down. Where does it go? They dig a hole. And then where does it go? And then you cover up the hole and then you dig another hole. On top of the hole. So eventually your whole yard is just shitholes. Boy. If only someone would invent something that would allow you to just like flush it into a system somewhere.

Think about it in the interim, like all the insects and stuff are turning it just back into dirt. So you're going to get around to that spot again and it's just going to be filled with dirt. Your dirt. But dirt. But dirt. Okay, that's legit, I guess.

Real talk, I've never pooped outside other than a porta-pottie. Like, I've never had to dig a hole and poop in it. No, it's just not for me. No, I'm a toilet boy. I love toilets. I love plumbing. I love electricity. I'm just, this stuff isn't for me.

In a couple weeks, some friends of mine are going out to our friend Jim Robinson's- Hi, Jim's Grandma. Hi, Jim's Grandma. She has an outhouse. No. So, I'll uh... You're gonna poop in there? Yeah, yeah, I'll probably just take some emote. I would probably just take some emotium and hope for the best.

I'm also going to swim in for all of my fears. Lake swoon is super dope. But there's eels in there. No, there's not. Not in northern Pennsylvania. How do you know? Well, what lives in a lake in northern Pennsylvania? Fishes is in turtles and snakes and stuff. Snakes. You know what a snake is?

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Someone sees something outside. Yeah, they're medical students. Did we mention that they're medical students? No, we are not medical students. We are EMTs. We've already done our training. I guess you're EMTs. What are we? Katie and At one. Yeah. One of them see something outside and the other ones are like, it's probably a moose. Yeah. Oh, a moose. Like, that's not something to be feared. You know they stand like over six foot at the shoulder. They can stand seven feet at the shoulder. That's horrifying. That's they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. I they're th. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're fucking shoulder. That's horrifying. Yeah, they're awesome. What do moose is? Meese? Moose? Moose? Yeah. What do moose? What do moose? What do you? Will they like gore you? Oh yeah. Oh good. I'm glad I'm just

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And everyone's like, mm-hmm. Pretty rude to him. Let's be honest. I would have been fascinating. He was like pretty rude too, though. He was like putting his cigarette out in the coffee and it wasn't being very kind. It was some weird hippie coffee. Yeah, well, I don't know.

The dreadluck lady gave it. That's true. That's true. It's probably hacky sacked. What does that mean? You can't hacky sack a cup of coffee. I would not attempt it. I would not attempt it. So the harbinger lets them know about the Nazis, the Einzatz, is the Nazis that were up in that area of Norway. Sorry to make a choke on your shit. No, I got it's too, it was so bubbly.

I wasn't laughing at that. It's not funny. No, although in this movie a little bit. Yeah, I don't think they're but is there Naziness used as a punchline? No, not at all. They're just straight bad guys. Yeah, they're like slapsticky. Yeah Colonel Herzog is the head of the Nazis. Yeah. That's mentioned and that will come back later. See I basically tells the story about how they had I don't know stolen they'd stolen like wealth. Yeah from the people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. they's. they's. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. Yeah. they're. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's. I they're. I'm. I they're. I'm. I'm. I'm. they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. they're. I they're. they're. I'm. they're. I they're. they're. I don't know, stolen, they'd stolen like wealth. It's sold everybody's gold. Yeah, from the people of the town and had some of the towns people couldn't take it anymore. All of their terrible like occupation of the area, the towns people go after them and

bludging them to death seemingly. But Herzog and some of his men get away with the stuff that had been stolen taken townspeople. Right. Spoiler alert, it is buried in the bottom of this cabin. It is not buried, though. It's hidden underneath. Well, OK, so let me talk about that. Please. It's just under the floorboards. But they're like keeping their beer in there to keep it cold.

So I would assume it's so fridge. Or had they not, had this woman's family not previously used it as a fridge? This is where things start to get a little fall apart for me. Plot wise. In your Nazi zombie move. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Also, like, well, we'll get to that. Well, it was like tucked back.

Well, he like the fat guy finds it. I'm sorry. I feel like that's it. I feel like I'm being offensive in saying that. That's his role in this movie. Yeah. He finds it because he like, the bag, that the beers and rips, and he's so fucking mad at that bag. That bag was being a dick. I guess.

It seemed like the stuff was so far down that he was like, boop, and he just pulled it out. Like little T-Rex arms down. Yeah. And so they pull it out and it's full of old coins and like medallions and yeah, riches, riches, riches. When they open it, it looks like fucking Indiana Jones, like the glow. Lo! Lo! Loved that. Don't look at it, Miriam. I loved it. It's really fun. It was really over the top. And I like that he's wearing a brain dead t-shirt at this point.

Yeah. Which is Peter Jackson's like ultra-gory zombie movie. Well, he loves movies, horror movies particularly. Yeah, who doesn't? Not anyone listening to this? No, I would hope not. Although, no, actually, we do have a bunch of people who that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. that much to listen to this. Who? Hi Dan, Dan. Hi Dan. Oh yeah, Dan.

Hey Dan. Yeah, there's other people that ever. We haven't appreciated Dan enough on this show. No, I feel like I don't appreciate him enough in life. Dan, you're great. You should give Dan a gift. Good guy, great guy. I do have to note this movie is a cautionary tale about being extreme. Yeah, oh yeah, I mean... Okay, so wait, so they get the coins out.

Yeah. They're just throwing him around. Like, what, I guess they're drunk. Yeah, a bunch of gold jugglers. Just juggling gold? I ain't saying she's a gold juggler. But she... We sip champagne because we thirsty? It's bad to be extreme, right? That's how I feel about just camping in the snow like this.

I mean like when it cuts to the exposition stranger and he's camping, he's in a tent with no bottom. He's just fucking laying on the snow. Yeah, it's got jagged on. Why? Why? Do they not have tarps in Norway? There's all this crazy, like, snow math you can do to figure out like, how deep you need to go before you start, like, you're heating yourself. What? What? What do you mean? Heating yourself? Uh, like, your body heat is going to warm up the area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area area?. And to? to? to? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? to? tape? te? te? te? te? te? te? te? te. te. te. te. to warm up the area and the snow is going to insulate that. No. Yeah, there's all this crazy stuff. That's not how coolers work, though. People who like climb mountains and do stuff like that

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Oh yeah. Yeah, I can't conceive though. And moving on. I do want to talk about the death of the harbinger. Because one of my favorite things happens. I love a slow reveal, throat slitting. Yeah. The zombies are fast in this movie. So if you have a problem with fast zombies, you're going to have a problem with this movie.

Yeah. If you don't really care either way, you'll probably be fine. Yeah, you'll be fine. It's kind, I I I, I understand having a problem with fast zombies, but in this, it's so, they're so, they're not, they're, I mean, their bite doesn't turn you into a zombie, like, right? It's their, they're non-traditional zombies. Although that does come up. Yeah, yes, yes, it. Yes, yes, yes, it. Yes, it. Yes, it. Yes, it. Yes, it. Yes, it. Yes, it. Yes, they. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, they. They's, they. They's so, they's so, they's so, they's so, they's so. They's so. They're so, they're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so, it's so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. They's so. They's so. It's, they. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They're, they. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so. They're so, they're so, they're so, they're so, they're so, they're so, they're so, they're head back and you're like, and then blood starts pouring out and I was like, I love, have you ever seen high tension? No. Okay, it's a French film?

Is it a whole touch on? Yes. And there is a throat cutting scene in that that is, it's not for me. It's more for you than martyrs is for sure. Neither of those are probably for me though. You don't like, you like gory stuff right? I like comedically gory stuff like this movie. Okay, no no no no there's there's no funny times in this. No. No, okay. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. No. No, no. Could you say it. Could you. Could you. Could you. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You. You. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You. No. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You say. You. You say. You say. You say. You say. You say. You say. You say. You like. No, you like. No, you like you like you like you like you like. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, you like you like you say. No. No, you say. While the Harbingers being killed, Brock Sexy Boy, Hansen is having a dream where he sees something bad happening to his girlfriend, whose family owns his cabin or whatever. So the next morning he decides he's going to go out on his snowmobile and he's like, if I'm not back by tomorrow, go to the car and get help. Sir, let me tell you all of the things that are wrong. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. the thi??? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be the the to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to the, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to be to be to be to be. to be. to be to be. to be to be to be to the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. today, thea. to to thea. to to to tell you all of the things that are wrong with this. Katie's already walking down the hill.

I'm gone. I'm getting in the car and going. No, but he's like, okay, I will leave you without transportation and I will be on my own and give it a full day. And I'm bringing this slice of bread with a piece of cheese on it because that's what he's eating later in that scene and some like soup in a cup. My girlfriend is cross-country skiing across these mountains. Oh yeah she I don't know if we mention that she is traveling there from some distance. Yeah via the fry of the cross-country skiing. This movie really makes you see how Norway's always kicking our

ass in the Winter Olympics. You know what I'm saying? How fucking dominant they are. Except that ice dancing, am I right? I think the Russians are good at that, I don't know. I have no idea. What is ice dancing? It's like figure skating but without jumping, so it's basically useless. Winter Olympics are the shittier of the Olympics, so. Gauntlet thrown down against the Winter Olympics?

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Which is fine. Live your life. She's also wearing a power power puff girl shirt that says boys are dumb. I liked it, yeah. So we see him and we see him finishing up and then she opens the door, straddles him and start sucking on his fucking fingers. He just wiped his ass. He just wiped his ass. We watched him do it. I can't take it. Which I have the note, sucks his poop hand. Why, he's even like, oh no, no, no, don't do that.

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They were doing some poop and stooping. Yeah, they really were. And then she falls into the poop after the lease. Well, he just leaves her in there. It looked like she was taken to to to to to to to It looked like she was taking care of business. Yeah. I just feel like you would wait. It's true because a Nazi is going to jump up out of the turlet and rip her down. Yeah.

And then she comes back out covered in poop. And blood, because he's torn her tummy open. I did not need to see that woman covered in poop. That's a little much for me. And then the zombies start attacking. All hell breaks loose. The first real sighting we have of them is the girl who got attacked in the outhouse's head being held up to the window and they're like, oh there she is. Oh God, it's her head, which I love. You know I love a good use of a head, a severed head.

Yeah. But then, yeah, the zombies are attacking the cabin. Someone always says their stupid back to a window. Sure. Why? Why? Because for a zombie grabs? Yeah. And the zombie grabs, the chubby guy.

Uh, when they split his fucking head open. So good. So good. So good. So good. Why weren't they connected to his stem? Why weren't they connected to his brain stem? The brain's just dropped on the floor. That's a good question.

It was a traumatic event, I guess. Yeah. And then we cut to Brock, sexy boy, Hanson, yeah. Who is now engaging? It's after he falls into the hole? Yes. Okay, okay. May I reveal something about me watching this film? Of course. Definitely fell asleep and had to rewind and don't know if I were wound far enough? Fair enough. I'll fill you in. I was pretty

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I assume that was freezing. He got froze to do. Oh, that's a good point. Because all the blood and the guts and the gore in this movie that they were like, well the makeups fine just like makeup gray makeup looked tired. They're very tired of these zombies. You know I feel like it was it was lacking a little bit. So a lot of them you could see their teeth? Yeah. Had they eaten their lips because they were hungry? the the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah..... Yeah........................................................................ the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they eaten their lips because they were hungry. I feel like if I was hungry, that's not the first place I would go. It's right in your teeth.

I got champagne in my teeth. I do. Katie Sampty. P.S. I'm drunk. Hey. I do have the note I fell asleep for a second and all hell breaks loose. Yeah. The next note I have says, oh, intestines, and I think that's because...

So good, my favorite scene in the movie. Describe it. He ends up hanging off the side of a mountain by a zombie's intestines. Yeah. Those intestines could hold a lot of weight. Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's not even the last time we see intestines used as a utilitarian device. No, no, indeed. You would figure they'd be pretty strong, your intestines. They do a lot of work.

There's a lot of them. They hold a lot of poop. They have a lot of poop. Ah, no, no, no, no, no. This is also the point where I have the note, at no point does anyone in this film look convincingly frightened? No, it's true. Is it just because there are heartier people than us? Like, they just don't look frightened.

They should have gotten the cast from hush to be part of this and then they could have this look terrified all the time. Yeah, it's true. This looked terrified all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like even the killer in that movie looks scared for most of it. Yeah, it's true. I also like wasn't sure at what point this movie was going to become very comedic because it's listed as a comedy, you know, a Netflix or whatever, but then at one point the switch just flips and they're like off by a tree branch? Might be. Might be. I feel like this movie is what Zambievers was trying to do and doing it so much less effectively.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm sorry Zambievers. I'm never sorry Zambievers. So it goes into that scene where the men are fighting the zombies to a like a Norwegian song? Yeah, yeah. And I was trying to figure out like what, because I don't do not understand the lyrics. And I was like, is this like, if you like Pena Colata's song? Like, is that for the song that gets excellent put on the jukebox during dirty work when they were trying to play on. Oh my dirty work knowledge is very okay. Is it like um what is? like what is the Queen's song that's in Chana the Dead? Is it don't stop me now?

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Sure. All right. So we're talking about a movie, right? by the zombies? Well, she like, her friend really wants to split up the girl with the dreadlocks. Yeah, like you're so fucking stupid. There's literally no reason for this. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Never listen to the hippie. No. But there's that great scene where she wakes up and the zombies are eating her that I really loved. That I was like, I don't know that I've seen this before from like perspective shot of being eaten by the zombies. It was very distressing. And it had come right after on the heels of this sort of comedic scene of them, the song playing and it's very, this movie does that really well of a today.

It's like super funny and then like all of a sudden really stark and really upsetting. Yeah, the gross is actually gross. It's legit gross. And we've already had the scene where they tried throwing the Molotov cocktail out the window and it lights the cabin on fire. Yeah I love that. Yeah I would do that. Yeah but yeah that scene of her like and then realizing that there's a grenade on the dude's belt and I was like there's no way I would have to the wherewithal to know how to detonate that grenade. Oh, I think you have to throw those. I think they like explode on impact, but I'm not sure. That's the thing. I would be like, is this explode on impact?

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I don't know, maybe Poop Finger Girl will be into it. Yeah, really well, God rest her soul. Oh yeah, she did. that's the med student who's afraid of blood, which his girlfriend like earlier cuts herself all chopping carrots and he's like, ugh, bleh, and now he's just like head-to-toe blood. Yeah, you got to be there for your boo when they cut themselves. He's gonna be the best med student ever now. Oh wait, or is he? Oh, he? he? Well he's like berserking, he's like going nuts on these zombies and she goes up and just

grabs his arm. Why? Why would you do it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's later on in the movie. Yeah. Is it's later on in the movie. Yeah. I would. I want to ask you a question with a fishing hook, like a, no, of course not. Could you? Oh, I don't think so, no. No, I know. But as we've established before, you and I would have given up a long time ago. Is that because we're Americans or is that because we're... I think we're just weak constitution human beings. That's fine with it. I mean, I that's why I live two blocks from a Met Express. You know what I mean? I go there and they're like, no, that's infected. I'll sloat your neck shut for you.

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Yeah, Arizona maybe. Yeah, it's full of weirdos. Take that Arizona. So we've done the montage where the boys have gotten the tools out of the tool shade. So now they're like, yeah, they're like he said, they were covered in blood, they're attacking the zombies. Uh, uh, Martin, is that his name? Yeah. He's going nuts, going ballistic, just hacking zombies, hacking zombies, hacking zombies, hacking zombies.

Girlfriend, the girl ga's the-o'rific. And not a ton of sad, it just makes him grow more berserk. Yeah, I mean did you feel sad? Not really. I mean, if you think about holding your loved one while they're bleeding out because you just stuck a hatchet in their neck, it's a sad thing. Sure, I guess that would be really sad. But I didn't have any attachment to this girl whatsoever. I didn't have any attachment to any character, but I don't know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know that you that you that you know know know know know know know know know know know know that you that you that you know know know know know know know know know know know know know that you that you that you know know know know know know that you know that you're that you're that you're that you're that you know know know that you're that you're that you're that you're that you're that you're that you know that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know't think so. Yeah. And he gets bitten eventually. He's got a chainsaw that he's fighting with. They've got hatchets and hammers. He gets bitten. He remembers

that chubby movie lover said if you get bitten, you're getting infected. So he chainsaws off his own arm. Well his friend watches. Why did he not stop him? I don't know. But as soon as his arms taken off, a zombie pops out of the snow and bites him in the dick. They were eating the dick. And then he gets ready to chansoff off his dick. And that's when his friend stops him. Come on. That was great.

That was such a long set up for a punch line. I mean, he cauterizes the wound by setting a zombie on fire and then placing his stump in it in a comedic way, which is hard to do. They nailed it. They really did. They get rid of most of the zombies. The only one that's left is the colonel. Yeah, who's got the teeth? Yeah. Yeah, he's been eating his own lips.

their eyes. And theynowl, think, a rise. And in Norwegian, which I loved. I mean, it just sounded much harder. Yeah, yeah. It's a hard language. And a million more zombies pop up out of the ground. It was great. Yeah. And I was like, but this doesn't work with the meth that they gave us earlier in this story. No. There's a lot of things that don't work with that that that that that that that that that that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It is is th. It is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's just thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a lot of things that don't work with what you've been told earlier in the story. But it was fun. It was just like, this is fucking ridiculous.

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Oh yeah. And it's not, to the cars. You think he's going to escape. He gets in the car. The coin falls out of his pocket and the zombies murder death him. And then, bam, bam, ma'am, rock and roll starts playing. First question. Second answer. Why did the zombies kill Sarah? She didn't have any other gold?

Yes. Okay. I don't know. Why did the zombies kill Sarah? She didn't have any of the gold. Yes. Okay. I don't know. I mean, the plot is very thin. When was it established that the zombies were coming for the gold specifically? I don't know. I think it was when, because the chubby guy is walking out to the outhouse and he, a coin

falls off his pants, I do not know how. He walked off the couch, stood up off the couch, out the door, made a left, another left, around to the outhouse, it falls off there. I don't know. Did they smell the gold? The gold had been in that building the whole fucking time. Could the zombies not open the floorboards? The plot is so thin. It does not matter. Yeah. So Katie, Katie, the the th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to the the the to their to the thate. their their their to to to to tooomoomoomoomoes, to to to to to to? I think so. We've been talking about this maybe a really long time. OK. Katie, would you like to go first in the ratings phase? Yes. I, this is not what I expected.

I don't think I knew that it was going to be a comedy. I think I had. It's very solemn. And- All the Nazis are English, I do believe. None of them have German accents? For Christ's sake. I definitely fell asleep. I definitely fell asleep.

And did not care. I did not fall asleep during this movie. No. I loved basically every second of it. Oh, that. No one, didn't they? It's very, yeah, that's fine. I can't ever guess with goofy movies with you.

I know. I think it depends on my movie. I'm very mercurial. We were talking with potential guests. to be a I was like I don't know that might be too crazy for Katie. Oh come on what was the suggestion? Happiness of the Categories. I don't know. It's a Takash Hameke it's just it's like a zombie musical it's insane. So I can't ever gauge what's good at like Return of the Living Dead no Neon maniacs yes okay. de snow yes. You like that movies okay. Here's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. that. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Snow? Yes. Amityville.

No, you liked that, but it was OK. Here's the thing with Return of Living Dead. I had a horrible day and I was mad at it. I'm sorry. Everybody, I'm sorry. That is probably the one that I'm mostly. I know you are. Whenever you say that I're thinking of. The rest of the rest of the book, I don't care. Yeah. No, I think I just had had a terrible day that day.

And I think I was like real rushed and I was watching it on my laptop before I had to come over here. I think I didn't even really see the end. I think I think I've seen it. Oh really? Oh yeah, you saw in theaters with Mike Ballam. Hi Mike. It's tot's dumb. I can totally see why someone would not be into it. That's fine. But I have a, I have twice now had a really good time watching this movie.

It's really dumb. It's really fun. a good time. Great. You know what else is a good time, Katie. This is going to be epic. Dreaming champagne when you're sweating so hard. I'm sweating from all my sweat bits. So sweaty. We're almost done with this bottle though. Or are we done with it? Oh, it's empty. Well, hold on. Smashing. No, this is your house. Fool? No, that's it. A Cryptocurium, Parcel of Terror, Jason McKittrick, $35 monthly delivery of the best horror art you're going to get. It's true. Where are you going to get stuff like this? You know, I've looked at Etsy recently just to see what Jason's competition is.

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this sound of an envelope. Oh, shit. Yes. Here you can look at these first because this is the bonus art that came with it. This print from Alan Brown is fucking amazing. It's so gorgeous, yeah. I can't wait to frame this and hang it. And Dylan, Dylan stuff? This ungoliant that he did? So beautiful.

Can you say that word again? Can you define that for me? It is a giant spider that is sort of embodiment of darkness. You haven't read the Silmarillion? No. Oh, okay. Nope. So Katie is now looking at the zine itself.

Oh, my God, these are beautiful. Yeah. They're really gorgeous. Yeah. There's a smegel to gollum page. We've got Gandoff. You the, you the king, the king, the king, the king, the king, the king, the king, the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the, the. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. Yeah, thea.'ve got the King Wraith, oh my god, look at these. So this is illustrated by Ellie Gill and Michelle Dugan and they are gorgeous and they are printed on this thick glossy cardstock that I kind of want to

rub all over my body. But I can't because it's so, I'm so sweaty. Do you see whose mustache of sweat I'm working with here? See this one? Oh, that's a mustache. This, uh, or a tie here is fucking gorgeous. Holy shit. Have you ever seen the, um, picture of the Urakai from the movie, holding a child who's screaming? No. I'll send it to you later. Is it as good as the scene, uh, the cut scene from the predator's the cut scene from the predator, predator, predator, predator, predator, predator, predator, the the predator, the predator, the the the predator, the the the the predator, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the all the predators are doing a synchronized dance move. No! Can we share these things later? Yes. Predators too, I believe. I'm sorry. There's an end? Yeah. Yeah. Which you named a band after? Right. I did. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a centerfold. Oh, yeah, yeah,

the fell beast. It's beautiful. How can people get this if they want it? They go to 7th Church Ministries. Wordpress.com. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. tode.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. tode. the. the. the. th. th. th Church Ministries.Wordpress.com on Friday, July 29th, at 11 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, EST. That is going to be very close to the time this episode comes out. So do it. Just put it on your calendar. Just do it. They are doing, for the first time, a run of 100 of these. So the amount of labor that's going into this, get it. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. their thiiiiiiiiiiii. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoe. thoomomomomome. thi. thi. thoom. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to, to to, to to to. to, toee. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the the the the labor that's going into this, get it. Just

get in there. Make this happen. If you are all a Tolkien fan, which I don't know anyone who isn't. Or if you're just a fan of shit that's good. Are you a fan of shit that's good? You probably are. If you're listening to this podcast, am I right? Seriously, get in there. It's awesome. Mike also wanted me to mention that on the same day, which is the original publication date for Fellowship of the Rings, yes, I pushed my classes up when I said that. July 29th. July 29th. There will be an opening for this that will be at the convent which I've been to a show at. It's Jeremy Hush, I believe is the one who owns that. And it's a show space and art space that's in a former convent. Oh, that's amazing.

And it's at 7 p.m. and Alan and Dylan's pieces will be on display and Ellie and Michelle will be there so you can meet the artists who made this. That's incredible. So July 29th at 7 p.m. Be there. Spe. Speaking of the artist of the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. the artist. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. p.m. Be there. Don't be square. Speaking of the artists who contributed to this, we've mentioned Dylan Garrett Smith, but I want to tell you a little more about him. Oh, do we have a unprecedented third sponsor? Third sponsor? Holy shit. God, we're so fucking rich. No wonder we're drinking champagne. Suck at Square Space. Mail Kemp, you can eat a dick. So Dylan Garrett Smith, who we've mentioned today and many days,

I've met him. He's really nice. Yeah. I haven't met him, but I've emailed with him. And you know you can get a sense for that. He is a fine artist, an illustrator, and a designer that has worked with a ton of bands. He's done record labels.

He's done record labels. on all kinds of design stuff, including Macedon and Sodom in the last month. Nice. I like Sodom. He has a print that's available on this July 29th release through 7th Church Ministries for the Light and Unholy Darkz. But he also has a bunch of prints available on his website, which is Dylan GarrettSmiths.com, which I'm going to spell for you even though I know you guys are smart. L-A-N-G-A-R-R-E-T-T-S-M-I-T-H dot com. So double the R, double the T, and you get Dylan Garrett Smith.

tocom. You can also follow him on Instagram. He's always looking for more followers, because like who among us isn't just like, follow me on Instagram, which is Dylan X, V, as in Victor X. Yeah, I'm looking at Dylan's print right now and is so gorgeous. It's so eerie. Just the movement is so creepy. Yeah. I love this. I believe he works on black with white ink, which is amazing.

That's bananas. Yeah, it's really cool. Let me look at this from the right side up. Get your eyes all up. Let me just get my eyes on this. You guys you you you you you you you you you you you you you to this. You to to to this. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys to just to just to just to to to to to to to to this to this. this. this. to to to to this. this. this. this. this. this. to this. to this. this. this. this. this. this. this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I to this. I to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th to th the. I to the. I to to th the. I to to to th the. to to the. I the. I the. I the. I th th out. Even if you just follow him on Instagram, that's like worth money, right, Dylan. And buy his stuff. By his stuff. Support all these people, let them know that you're heard about it from us.

Thank you, Jason. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Dylan. Also, I heard a rumor that Dylan was trying to start a feud with Mike Bukowski. What? What? I don't ththe details. More to come later. Oh shit. Yeah, we'll see. Who knows?

Speaking of more to come, do we have anything for mail back? We do. This is a message we got on Facebook from a listener Jackie who's international. What? Hey guys, listening from Western Canada and loving every episode. She's like as far from us as could be. If we were in Florida. We're not. I'm hoping you'll review the midnight meat train and ravenous at some point. Some things I love about you, Katie's perserveration. I don't know what that word is. I don't either. I think

it might mean exasperation. I am very clearly exasperated almost all of the time. Did we try to look that word up? You look it up, all I'm doing is. Alan's clear delight over same, cursing, callbacks, the tiddy bell, and the fact that you consistently bring us a hilarious and entertaining show every week. Thank you. Sure wish there was a way I could support you. the teachers I'm sorry it isn't holy shit that's an actual word what does it mean I am hold on I am getting you a definition repeat or prolong an action thought or utterance after the

stimulus that prompted it has ceased that means you just keep writing it because it's so hilarious to you is it because I beat jokes in the ground because I'm like oh there's a joke. Better get it before you. Better for Gibbard. I think so. And it's definitely one of the things I love about you. And apparently, it's this thing that Jackie enjoys as well. Hey, thanks Jackie. That being said, Alan, what are we doing next week?

Katie, let's do ravenous. Guy Peers, whom I love. When is this from? 1999. Okay. It has Bigby from train spotting. Okay. He's in it, and it is about cannibals. Twice David Arquette? And David Arquette. God bless his soul. And Jeffrey Jones and Jeremy Davis.

And some guy. Neil McDonough who that is. And only dudes. Cool, dude movie. It's really fun. It's a fun. You know what dudes need more movies? All right, so we'll be doing ravenous next week. Please tune in and listen to that. And if I had us on the internet, like, this has gone way too long. You know where to find us. Facebook, Instagram. Facebook. Facebook. Facebook Instagram. thi. thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. thi. to. to. to. tod. thi. tod. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. th. th's really it. Leave us an iTunes review. Two of the things that we need you to do. Five stars. Five stars only. And thank you for listening to another episode of Whew Ambulance. Bye.

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