Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 94- Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Episode Date: August 8, 2016

In this week's episode, we discuss the classic Universal Pictures film "Bride of Frankenstein" from 1935. Special topics include: the absolute delight of hamster-sized people, sound stages, our best cultural references that are basically stuck in the 1990s, the impeccable film that is "Young Frankenstein," whatever happened to the poor old blind gentleman and the fact that--yes, we know it's Frankenstein's monster and we will be accepting no mail on the topic. Do you agree with us on this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail]. Please also check out our totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com, the incredible zines at Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the beautiful creepy art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Let them know you heard about them from us when you buy their cool stuff! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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this is what you mean is that it's all on a soundstage but it's all outdoors and it's like, we build these trees. That what you mean? Yeah. And it's just like, it feel, like, for me, it gives it this really beautiful otherworldly quality. Sure. You know, I think that's like, I think about like the movie from the 60s in Japan called Quaid quality. And like, these movies have that.

Like, there's the, once we go past the, the Mary Shelley scene in the beginning where she's like, oh, let me tell you a story. It's followed, it picks up where the last one left off. I like that, by the way. I like this, this conceit of a movie, you know. So, you. So, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last. I. the last. the last, the last. the the last. the the the the the the the the, like, the, the, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last., the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the burning windmill and all that stuff. Yeah, the angry villagers. The angry mob budget in this movie is insane. It is out of hand. There are so many angry mobs. I remember being a kid and being annoyed that like their clothing was like kind of a

mashup of the like the 30s and old timey. Yeah. Some dudes are just wearing fedoras. It's like not 1820 at all. But this is where we're introduced to Minnie. Love Minnie. Minnie is the best. She is just shrill and screaming and wonderful. And she maintains that for the entire film. She's hilarious. She's the thing that lets you know that this movie is going to be funny. Yeah, as well as being very sad. She's really the only funny part of it, isn't she? Or is there other fun? Well, there's the tiny people that Pretorius. Oh, I love those. I didn't think those were funny at all. I thought they were spectacular. Yeah, but they're like the fun. They're fun. They're like. They're like the the the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only funny. T. the only only funny. T. The only funny. The only funny. The only the only the only the only only only the only only only only only only only the only only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only funny. the only funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the only funny. the only funny. the only. the only. the only. the. get to the Queen so he can whawha wha mwha. Yeah that's true. Who is

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He's all burnt up and his hair. Because he talks in this movie, which we'll get to in a little while, he had to put his dental plate back in, Boris Karloff did. So if you watch the first Frankenstein, his cheek is sunken in, and it gives it this weird corpse-like feeling. And it gives it this weird corpse-like feeling, but if you look at him in the second movie, he had to put his dental Hans, just like flat out murders. Yeah. And then crawls out of the mill? After he killed his daughter, right? His daughter had died? Okay, yeah. Then he crawls out of the mill and kills Hans' wife. Yeah, he just took out the whole family. It's so straight. He's like, he's from zero to murder, like, yeah. But then from zero to murder to murder, to murder, to murder, and then, and then, to murder, and then, their their their to their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, and their, and their, he their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and he their, and their, and he their, and their, and their, and their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their, he their their their their their their their their th. Yeah, he died, he died, he died, he died, he died, he's th. Yeah, he's th. Yeah, he's th. Yeah, he's th. Yeah, he's th. Yeah, he's th. Yeah, he's th. Yeah, he's their their th. Yeah, just wants to hug later. Well I think their whole thing was he they wanted him to sort of have like the

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No. He's like not even close to dead, seemingly. No, they think he is and they're taking his body back to the castle and then his beautiful wife Elizabeth comes up to him. Yeah, Elizabeth. And Minnie sees his handfall and screams. Yeah, she's got a scream. to a lot of screaming. And Elizabeth comes up when he goes, Elizabeth. He is drunk. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, the. He's, thi. the. theeeea. thea. toea. toea. thea. thea. theea. thiii. thea. thi. thi. the. And Elizabeth comes over and he goes, Elizabeth, he is drunk though. He's drunk.

Apparently Colin Clive had like a really bad drinking problem and they thought about replacing him. They're like, mm-hmm. He has not that many lines, honestly in this movie. Yeah, and he looks like shit. He's tired. Very hack. Yeah, Elizabeth looks great.

Good, good grooly. I I. I like when she becomes a baroness and just starts fucking telling everybody what is up. You become a barreness, fuck it. You say whatever you want, I guess. It's true. It's true. I love the butler that like, when Minnie comes to the door and he's like, New York accent. Yeah, yeah, it's super strange. Here's a good slice of pizza.

So we're introduced to Dr. Pretorius, who was apparently Henry's mentor. Mm-hmm. And he says, at different points in the movie, that Gin is his only weakness and Cicarser's only weakness. So I started making a list of my weaknesses, which include gin, okay. Pizza, white cheddar popcorn, and on and on and on and on and on. Okay. And then I was like, why am I making this list?

Can we talk about gin? Yeah. Quick diversion into gin? I love gin. I think it tastes like Christmas and I hate Christmas, but I love gin. It's like the only liquor I can drink straight. Oh, okay. Yeah. You're much more sophisticated than I. I don't think it's sophistication so much as just like a lack of care for my well-being. You know what I mean? I don't, but go on.

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Yeah, they're killing it, man. Yeah, killing it. I mean, that's, the, this movie just looks like, like cabinet of Dr. Calgary, like that sort of like weird. It was made for like $400,000, which is a shitload of money in a K85, right? Yeah. I don't know what the conversion is on that. I'm not going to look it up. I'm not going to look it up.

Pretorius is tiny people. They are hilarious. I love them. I love them. I also loved when they were in the woods, and I'm just making air quotes around the woods, because they're just inside. And they were all those baby sheep. I lost my mind over those goddamn baby sheep. Lambs, I guess you might call them.

Lost my mind. Yeah, that's why my next note is we catch up with Frank when he's when the woods and frightening sheep. They're so cute. Oh, I lost it. And meanwhile, I had the subtitles on on this and it just said, making guttural sounds for most of the movie. Not the sheep, but Frankenstein. But Frank and say, man. So the villagers come and they hunt him down and they overwhelm him and they crucify him on that piece of wood, which lot of people have commented like he's like the inverse of Christ Christ is born crucified resurrected and he Frankenstein was

resurrected then crucified so it's like the the flipping that well there's a lot of like Christ parable and like well well just like a lot of this movie is like Talked about it as being blasphemous Sure, and There's also like a like people like find a underlying homosexuality like commentary in it between These two men are getting together to create life and do an act that's against God and that kind of thing like I'm just saying people look into this movie a lot There's a lot of a- Sure, okay.

I just, I don't know if they know this, but two men can't create life. No, but they do. Oh yeah, you're right, carry on then. We did miss the line earlier where there is the, when they're having the gin, when they're they're having they're having they're having the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're having, they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when their their their their their their they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having they're having, when they're having, when they're having,their gin and there's a toast and it says to a new world of gods and monsters. Yeah I like that. Yeah and there was the biopic about James Whale called Gods and Monsters. Is Tom Hanks in that? No I don't think so. Brendan Frazier is. Whoa is this in Zeno Man? It's every movie in Ceno Man. Yeah. I've actually never seen it. I'm the movie movie. the thi movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. thian movie movie movie movie movie movie. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the movie thi the movie the movie thi the movie the movie thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thiope. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll ti. I'll tip. I'll tipi. I tipi. I tipi. I tipi. I thi. I thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I, which I feel like I'm remiss for not saying it. Well, maybe someday. Maybe someday. We've got time, Katie. I'll put it on my wire list. Okay. Yeah, save that for a later date. So they lock him up in the dungeon. He busts out.

We see some gypsies. He scares them. Yeah. Pretty much it. And then meets an old blind guy, who I always expect to be Gene Hackman every time I watch this from Young Frankenstein. Okay, here's a question that I had. Shoot. I have seen Young Frankenstein a bunch of times. Sure. And at some point I couldn't remember if I was relating this to Young Frankenstein or to the actual Frankenstein? Was Young Frankenstein a parody of this movie? Was both? Yeah, I just got really like baffled by it. Yeah, it encompasses both because like the Madeline Khan character in, like she comes at the Bride of Frankenstein and all that stuff. Oh yeah, that's true.

Madeline Con is so good in that movie, just fucking hilarious. Missy was saying that she wished there was a Bride of Frankenstein parody that was just Madel and Khan running around. Woodwatch. So he meets a blind guy, and it becomes like sort of a buddy comedy, and I kind of wish that he was the bride of Frankenstein so I could just watch that movie. Smoke, good. Smoke up, Frankie. Just like, yeah, giving him cigars and drinking white wine, apparently.

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I was having like a sad day when I watched his movie. Oh yeah. And when he was like, I've been like, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I had to turn it off. And then I went with my friend Christina to see the movie Weener Dog, the Todd Salon's movie that's not the filmmakers right now. Okay. Really sad. Oh no, buddy. Oh God, I just went home and I was like planning to finish the bride of Frank's

and I was like, I can't watch it tomorrow. just keeps getting sadder. And they trash his house and then they burn it down and he's nowhere to live and he had so many friends. It sucks and the hunter just take him away. Yeah, where do they take him? I bet they kill him. Oh no, they take him to an old blind guy home. There's no such thing. Did you notice that one of the Howling episode. And a million movies. Yeah. No, I didn't notice that. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't even 30 yet. But just like it blew my mind that John

Caridene is in Bride of Frankenstein and the Howling, which is like 1985. It's literally 50 years later. Insane. Wow. So yeah, they had to, Gene Hackman's, gets taken off. That's right, it is Gene Hackman. Oh God, I love that movie. He's uncredited too, I think. Really? I think so. It's just so funny. Yeah, yeah.

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Come on, we did Days of Thunder. Yeah, that was a special occasion and you loved it. You were delighted. I love the grave robbing scene. Yeah, very eerie, very creepy. Yeah, so Dwight Fry is the Carl character. Were there two assistants? They were. OK.

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and at night they would do a Mexican version of it. You mean, ennoche? And it's really, it's a much better movie than you. Yeah, but yeah, we can talk about that when we do our Dracula episode. Yeah, we have got to do a Dracula. Although I guess we're the Queen of the Dam, which is close enough. I would love to do Bram Stokker Dracula, the Francis Ford Coppola movie. I love that piece of garbage. Oh boy, how many times have I heard that on this podcast?

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I don't know. So then he goes to Frankenstein's house, and that's when the Baroness is like, I will not have any of this, wah. And he's like, shut up, lady, I'm gonna go do this terrible thing anyway and get you kidnapped. Which is pretty much what happens. Yeah. Why does he do that?

Why does he give in? Oh, because he can't. His whole thing is that he not deranged, is he? Nah, he's driven. He's driven, we're all over. I'm driven by popcorn. We're never gonna get by, unless we're a little crazy. You know I love seal. And also I feel like sometimes when you say lines to songs, it's so hard for me to not start singing them, like I feel like I'm that guy.

Think to yourself, that's probably why he's doing that right now. Yeah, that's fair. So yeah, they decide to make a mate for Frankenstein, and when he hears this idea, very excited. Friend? Wife. Yeah, maybe she doesn't want to be with you. Maybe she wants a career in like... 1935. Like, swinging social life, you know? Yeah, she wants the 23s Caddo. Is that this time?

I don't know. Anyway. I don't even know what that means, I'm being honest with you. It's just some slaying from the olden times. Yeah. In that scene, though, where Frankenstein'sthe door and he's very tall already but it's just like this mammoth hulking beast coming through this door and I just I loved it the way it was shot the way it was lit everything it looks great the makeup effects in this a Jack Pierce I

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I don't, I was going to Google and then I was like, no, I'm going to just say it's not real. I love the design of all of this lab equipment. Yeah. And a fun young Frankenstein fact, they got the guy who designed this lab equipment to do their lab equipment and it was like the last thing he did before he does. Oh that's amazing because I was like in the early 80s late 70s early 80s? Mid to late 70s you know that really okay but still like super cool that they like oh my god yeah that attention to detail yeah so yeah you know thunderstorm rolls in as they are one to do a to do around Castle Frankenstein. Yeah. Somebody gets thrown over the side and I'm not sure why.

I'm not sure who it is or why. I just have the note that says, who did he throw over and why? I don't even remember that. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Oh, Kenneth Strickfadden is the name of the guy who did the lab of equipment. Give him a little shout out, he's dead. He's dead. Love shouting at dead people. So they have gotten this body of a 19-year-old woman, because Frankenstein's Monster likes him young.

He's like the Wooderson of monsters. The who? Wooderson? Matthew McConaughey's character from Days and Confused. He says something like, he's like sort of the older guy that hangs out with the high school kids and he's like, I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older but they stay the same age, which is pretty good. At any point does he say, smoke? No.

He says, be a lot cooler if you did. It must be awesome being Matthew McCannaghan. Yeah, he seems like he has legit the life. Yeah. So they make the brud, they unleash her upon the world, and she's the coolest looking thing ever. Yeah. Just looks great.

They like unwrap these bandages and she's just like wearing this white gown and has this iconic hair and the sweet eyebrows. And she's just like the sweet eyebrows and she's just like what the fuck am I doing here? Just hissing at everybody. Yeah I like that a lot. She apparently wanted to hiss like a swan was her thing. What? The swan's hiss?

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Um, because he's his father. Have you read Frankenstein? Yeah, yeah, they have that whole, like, weird relationship. But it just doesn't seem, I don't know. So, I did not know that the bride of Frankenstein was only in this movie for about 14 seconds. Yeah, she's barely in it. I kept being like, when's the bride gonna show up? Well there's not like, there's not a ton of Frankenstein. Like it's just like there's a lot of other story going on. A lot of angry mobs. A lot of flouncing around a castle I would would say. Would you say I agree with that?

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The world's changing faster than we can keep up with the carpal tunnel. Fuiz. Fuck. I'm 10 years older than you. just starting to. I did just get diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome. You have to wear like wrist braces? Yeah. Oh buddy. You're not the first person I know to have carpal tunnel though so. Not the first person to work with a computer all day. No, no I mean of our of our friend. Yeah, yeah. I know others who have to wear a wrist brace. And B. D.D. I'm already a nerd. thr. their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm. their. I'm. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. I.'m already a nerd. There's not anything else they can do to me. What are they going to put you in leg braces? So what's your rating on this film? I loved this, but I don't feel that I can go so far as to give it a ten

because I've only ever seen it that one time. So I'm going to give it a nine. And say that everybody should see it and it's beautiful. It really really really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really really really. It really really. It really really. It really really. It really really really. It really. It's just, it's just. It really. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to th. It's to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It. It. It. It. It. It's th. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I th. I th. I th the. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I the. I the. I the. I would love to live in the fake, fake world that they live in, where the clouds never move. The cemeteries are gorgeous. A toilet boy. Why didn't I edit that out of the podcast? Why would you have? Why would you have? Toilet boy?

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Artwork. Sometimes candy which is also on my list of weaknesses and then I was like stop making this list you fucking idiot. You dumb, dumb, dumb fucking idiot. What was list making on your list of weaknesses? Yeah well it actually kind of is it's an anxiety reducer. Sure. Is that a weakness? Anxiety. But Jason's parcel of terror will not give you anxiety. No, it'll just calm you down because you'll be like, look at all the sweet shit. It'll give you joy.

Who can't use a little bit more joy in the world? My God, we could always use a little more joy. Yeah. And who couldn't use slasher masaguologi. I don't know why I'm trying to say it along with you, like it's a fun thing for me to do. This is our improv game. Yes and? He was posting pictures of the Tupacabra. Yeah. So cool. I can't wait to see that.

I love the cryptology collection, I really do. So get in there. Get in there. Crypturium. And also follow him on Instagram so you can see not only what he's making, but how he's making it, which is super cool. So nuts. I've been obsessively watching Bob Ross recently, and I sort of get the same satisfaction that I do watching videos of people making things on Instagram. So, the video that Jason have just like panning across all the fan of the opera. Yeah, I love those. It's you like links to his Instagram on there so you can go check it out. You know what else you should check out, Katie? What? Seven church ministries.

What is that? Is that a church? Is that a ministry? Yeah, I have recently found the Lord? I have to go. I have to leave, right? I just have to... Oh my! How much? Publishing Hospital. I feel so bad that he started sponsoring us during the house on Hone and Hill episode. The Living in Dark on Dead by Ellie Gill and Michelle Dugan, which is the Tolkien zine that he's putting out, or that he put out a couple weeks ago now. Yeah, it's probably, I hope it's not sold out by now if it is, just go get ready for the next thing he's doing, because he's always doing something sweet. If you missed out on this, I'm hoping you can still go get it,

because it's so gorgeous and I want everyone to have it. There's only a hundred of them. So it's probably gone. So even if this is gone and you're not able to get it, just stay tuned because he's going to be putting out more zines through the end of 2016 that are going to blow your mind. I hate that guy. Don't break him come around. How you hate it? How you hate it? He weeze the juice.

No, weezing the juice. I just saw that there's a HG Wells Island of Dr. Morrow, Zene coming out from Trevor Henderson. Whoa, that sounds awesome. Very excited. Go to 7th Church Ministries. Wordpress.com, see what's on there, see what you can buy, whatever the fuck it is, fucking buy it. Fucking buy it.

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At Dylan Garrett Smith.com, D-Y-L-A-N-G-A-R-R-E-T-S-M-I-T-H dot com, WR-the-D-R-D-T. I can't stop saying that. It's just so satisfying to just say it Dog? You can go to his Instagram, which is Dylan XVX, X-ray, versatile X-ray, X-V-X. Really thought you're gonna say virility. Check on his stuff on Instagram. It's gorgeous. You can buy prints from him. Yeah, and you should buy prints from him because you need the stuff in your home and in your life. You need it like hanging above your bed so when you wake up you're like, ah! You know what I mean?

Yeah. Support all of these people. Support Mike, support Jason, support Dylan. They're supporting us. We're making great art. Yeah. It's amazing. I wish I had a fucking skill.

You know what I mean? You're really good at podcasting. Oh, thanks. I constantly hit my face off the microphone screen, though, because I get real close to it, because I get real excited. You're very funny. Katie, do we have anything in my bag? We do, and I really like that. This is from, he calls himself a newish fan, named Donnie. Hi, Katie and Alan.

I wanted to say thank you. Oh. Donnie, you're welcome. Yes. I had a very unpleasant day at work, but listening to your Amityville 2 episode on the drive home was more than enough to make me feel better. And a few weeks ago I discovered your show and it has been a godsend. I've made my way through your entire catalogs since... Oh, I'm so sorry. I know. He says if you've seen a a a a a the the tha a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have to have to me to to to to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me too too too too to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to me to me to me to me too. too. the the the too., tooome., tooome. tooome. tooomea. tooome, your guests are charming and the audio quality of stellar. The two of you do an amazing job. I did have a question for Alan. Oh, please.

I've noticed you use the term movie punks occasionally and I was wondering if you've ever read, destroy all movies, the complete guide to punks on film. If not, I'd highly recommend it, the the entry for sundown the vampire and retreat from the writer and director of Waxwork. Take care guys keep up the excellent work Donnie. Donnie, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have not because it's been down to print for a while and it's really expensive. So I have I would eventually like to $150. Whoa, $150? What does it mean? Gold? It's about movie punks, the greatest of all punks.

That's basically gold. Yeah, yeah, it basically spends. But thank you so much, Donny, that's really sweet. Yeah, that's awesome and I'm glad you found us and thank you. I'm glad you share my love of movie punks. Yeah. is to movies, movie punks. Speaking of movies. Oh, are we doing a movie? Yeah.

Katie. Fuking 95, A'5, A'n'5. I was doing in 95. I was three years out of high school. Um, I was... I was playing an emo band, I'm sure. I was 11. I was wondering when I was going to hit puberty I think. Me too.

Dark days. Spoiler alert, not for several more years. No, okay. I think I had recently given up drinking as I turned 21 and I did it in reverse of everybody else. Well, what what? What? That's 10 year difference really makes a difference then, huh? So yeah, episode 95, it will be a guest-a-soed. Guest a soad. It's a special guest, I would say. It is. A very special guest. To your heart and mine, but particularly yours.

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It's got Biff in a rare not back to the future role for him. I can't imagine he had much work other than that. Now, unfortunately, I think those movies actually ruined his career. Really? It was just a typecast. That sucks. Yeah, he's a comedian. He's just like musical comedy. What's his name?

Uh, Tom something? Uh-huh. That's the tom. Hea's, hea. Do you remember that? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy? Do you ever notice he looks exactly like our friend Jeremy Hedges? Yeah, so is Hedges. Hi, Hidges. So yeah, Missy will be our guest. We're doing April Fool's Day, slasher 80s, holiday, slasher movie.

Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Love holidays. Yeah. April Fouldays. kind of the silliest of holidays too, but I guess we can talk about that later. Yeah. Did you want to get- It's right around my birthday though. Oh, that's true. Katie, before we take off, yeah. We've had some, uh, some curfuffling. I heard there's been a backlash against something that I said. You once made a statement, specifically in the dead snow episode when you're lamba. I was drunk. Two, I stand by every goddamn thing I said.

And you said that the Winter Olympics were the worseer of the two Olympics. And I was right. And our friend, Sarah, from the Rosemary's Baby episode, two weeks in a row, Sarah getting referenced. Yeah, Sarah. Send me a text that said... Cool, because this time you're wrong. You were wrong now. Winter Olympics, winter Olympics are so much better. Tell Katie. Hey Sarah, no, no you're wrong. And she replied to know you're wrong with ha ha, come on.

Ski jumping, bopsletting, I'm hoping she dropped her phone as soon as she sent the text and just raised her arms walk out of the room. Bob sledding is cool, but so is so is synchronized swimming. Is that an Olympic event? I don't know. I just like watching people run and swim really fast and jump and jump. And jump, they go over a high jump, high jump, watch a 5 foot 4 woman jump jump over a jump jump over a 6-bar. Oh I'm sorry can you do that on skis probably but it's not as cool. They jump like a million the air. They don't jump they go over ramp they. It's they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go. It's. It's they go they go they go the they're the they're the they're the the they're the they're they're the they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they're their the their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. the th the the the the the the. the their their the. I yumping. It's X Games. It's X Games for Norwegians. Yeah, I was thinking about this and I was like, well, the Super Olympics have a football. Gymnastics? They have the soccer.

But nobody shows up except for Brazil to win that because they're trying to win an Olympic. Well, it's also the problem with the men that seems you're all, you can't you're all, you're all, you're all, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the have like three players over the age of 23, which is like America's all in our 40s, and we're terrible. And I think the ladies, the US soccer team, the US women's soccer team does much better at the Olympics and the men's team. Well, the US women's soccer team, dog. I won't. I won't watch what I say. Sarah, Sarah, I like you. I like Sarah. She's real nice. She's real cute, but she's, she's real wrong. She's wrong. All right. Wrong. Well, we'll see what she has to say about this. Well, I look forward to her response. Tun in to the next episode of World Familance. This one. Bye. Bright and Fragutz 9 out.

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