Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 95- April Fool's Day (1986)

Episode Date: August 15, 2016

In this week's guestisode we're joined by our friend Missy to discuss her pick, the 1986 teen slasher "April Fool's Day." EMTs, we do spoil the end of this movie so if you have any intentions of watching it without spoilers, watch before you listen to this episode. Special topics for your consideration include: the advantages to having a large cast of characters in a slasher, so much sexual innuendo, Biff being Biff forever, not being real sure about how you do sex, whether or not the film "Jaws" was responsible for a medical nightmare and who is Chaz, anyway?? How do you feel about this movie? Do you think it deserves its downright rotten Rotten Tomatoes score? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail]. Hey, don't forget about our incredible sponsors! Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their Parcel of Terror + Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and their collections of zines have been kind enough to give us money, so please be kind enough to give them your money. That's the cycle of commerce, guys! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Hey, hey, bad news. This is our last episode. Oh, all right. I mean, I guess we had a good run. Not disappointed? No, I'm not disappointed. No, I'm completely disappointed, but I'm just tapping all that down. April, fools! Oh, God, I've pranked so much. I mean, I guess we had a good run. Not disappointed? No, I'm completely disappointed, but I'm just tapping all that down. April fools! Oh, God, I can prank so much. You didn't know it's good now? I should have seen that one coming. I know. Should have seen a lot of things coming. Do you want to apologize for all the things that are going to happen in this episode? So hi, hi I'm Alan. I'm Katie. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that isn't, that isn't, that isn't, that isn't, that isn't, that isn't, I's. that isn't, I isn't, I isn't, I isn't, I isn't, I'm that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's th. that's th. that's th. And I want to write up the bat apologize because there is going to be a lot of fan noise because fuck it's fucking hot. Yeah. And I want

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Yeah, thanks for inviting us to your family's in to do this episode. House in, Dead and Breakfast. Nope. April Fool's. So you brought us April Fool's Day. Tell us a why. This was one of my favorite movies as a teen. I used to drag my mom to drive, drag my mom to movies. And this is one of the ones that I made her take me to see.

If you hadn't done Return of the Living Dead, I probably would have requested that because that was like my favorite movie as a as a teen. Yeah, I have fond memories of my mom taking me to see this and then being completely mortified during the one sex scene. Yeah. Is that how you do sex by the way? Well, did you ask your mom? Completely mortified during the one sex scene. Yeah, is that how you do sex by the way? Well, did you ask your mom because I'm not I'm still not real sure I remember sitting there going it's not it doesn't seem like curious dog head tilts and like uh when they first come on the screen I was like I don't know whose bodies one right no, they're just. I don't. Yeah, they're just I don't. I don't. Yeah, the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th. the the the th. the the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the to. to. the the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie? She seemed okay by it. Yeah, she was pretty a good-natured about some of the shit I dragged her to like trick-or-treat and return of the living dead and yeah, so.

Nice. Shout up to Pat. Hey Pat, thanks for your loyal listership. This is mom. So this is in 1986 that this came out. So you would have seen this in the theater in 1986. Yes. With your mom. Yes. Very exciting. You didn't have to give your age away. I'm not afraid of that. A gentleman never asked.

I'm not afraid. It's not a secret. Can you do a quick synopsis of this film? No. Okay. I agree. There's no quick synopsis of this movie. Practical jokes, preppies.

People whose ages are impossible to tell. Yeah. They had to be 20. They had tell. Yeah, some of them that looked like they were 30 and they were supposed to be 20. They had to have been 30. Yeah. Well I looked it up and I think one of them, I think Biff from Back to the Future. Yeah, he was like 30 when this was filmed, I believe. And he was an arch I think? They all have very stupid names. Yeah, they all have very stupid names. Yeah, well, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. thi thi. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. th.'s in college in this movie. How could it be in his 30s? I don't understand. It was just a year later. Was it just a year later? Yeah, 85 was back to the future. Doesn't make any sense.

I also dragged my mom to see back to the future now that I think about it. Do you have to drag someone to see back to the future? It's got Deber Foreman from Waxwork. That's Muffy, right? Yeah, Muffy. Muffy's A John. She was also in Valley Girl. Don't just, well, I'm trying to keep it to what people know from the potting cast. She was like the Marquis de Sade Girl from Waxwork, right? Yeah, cool.

Cool, cool. Cool, cool. Yeah. She's got really good comedic timing. Yeah? She's really good in this movie, I think. Yeah. I would like to put the caveat that I don't think anybody's really good in this movie, but that's okay. It's got the boyfriend from just one of the guys. Who's that? That was Chaz. I have a note in my notes that just says who's Chaz because they just talk about they just keep saying these names I don't know who any of them are. Chas is the guy who's wearing

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Nan. Grandma's? Grandma's and people into grandma chic. So Muffy St. John has invited her friends from Vassar to a party and her which we don't find out until the end. Yeah. We were actually talking about that like because the weather was really, it was April but they're sunbathing and swimming and I was just like, where the hell is this? Upstate New York apparently? Is Poughkeepsie's upstate? Yes. Okay. Why is New York's the only state to have an upstate? Um, no, when they say Vassar at the end. the the end. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their is is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is they're they're they're they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're is they're they're they're their. their. their s. their s. their s. th. th. th. thea. thea. theat. theat. th. theat. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Sassar at the end, I was like, I don't know why I found it so funny, but I really did. I really did.

I think we were using Poughkeepsie as a swear word, I think is a thing that we did. We did do the Fahkepsie. So that's a funny joke that we can just let stay dead. So Muffy St. John invites athat be accurate? Yes. Which is huge. It's a Lake Mansion. Yeah. They had to take a ferry over. Yes. We start to see them like I guess playing jokes on each other. Like the your fly is open joke which is a pretty funny joke I guess. Did you say in your Twinkies hanging? We're hostess Twinkie. Because hostess had to get that brand recognition in there.

Make sure you say his dick looks like our Twinkie. That's gross. Twinky Dick. I'm just think that means what it, that, nope. Missy's making a face. Now she's noping. I'll be giving you a play by play of all of Miss of Missy's non-audio-responsive things. So it quickly becomes evident that they're all terrible, would you say?

Sure. Well, anybody who plays practical jokes. I hate practical jokes. I do too. It's like never funny. It's never, it's always a little bit mean, you know? Other than like filling somebody's office with balloons, which is just funny, I think. That's like the only funny office prank I've ever seen. That's a pretty good one, yeah.

Because you're like, oh well, balloons. I don't enjoy practical jokes if they're played on me or around me, but I like seeing them in a movie apparently. Sure. I also like to see people get to see people to see people to see people to see people to see people to see people the the it's funny. Yeah. Welcome to the podcast. Well, when this movie started, I was like, oh, they're sure a lot of people here to die. You know what I mean? Like, there's going to be a good amount of deaths. I was pretty excited about that. There's no joke just like living the slasher dream of the game where you throw a knife and then they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they, they start playing that knife. I could someone explain stretch to me.

Stretch? The game where you throw a knife and then have to touch it from where you're sanding, apparently? Oh yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. That's some made up stuff. I didn't know if that was like a thing you guys did in the 80s and I just didn't know the game. I'm sorry. No, I'd never heard of Stretch before. No. But I did like when he threw the knife into the guy's stomach for no apparent research.

Yeah, that was great. And I was like, that's why you don't throw knives. But it's a red herring. Yes. He's not. It was like, it looked really real. Yeah. Delightfully scooby-douish who was great. And then he falls in the water with a knife in

his stomach but it turns out to be a prank but the people who are working on the ferry don't know that and they jump in the water and then get smushed behind the fairy and get your eye fucked up. Just his head gets fucked up. Just his head gets fucked up. Right. Oh I just realized the board that they crushed is a new board th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the. It's the. It's t. It's tote. tote. te. te. te. te. te. te. th put on there. It was like new wood that was on the, on the pier that they ran into. Oh, we're gonna spoil this movie and it has like a big twist ending. So if you haven't seen it and you have any intentions of seeing it, do it now. Do it now. Bye-bye. All right, do you guys still here? Did it? Nobody? Oh well, we'll just talk to ourselves then. The guy that plays Skip,

the one that fell that got hit in the stomach, so that's Ryan O'Neill? No, not Ryan O'Neill. That's Griffin O'Neill. Oh. He was actually, I think it was a year later, it was shortly thereafter, he was involved in a boating accident that killed... Francis Ford Coppela's son. Jean Carlo. Yeah, his son was killed in it. Well he was indicted for manslaughter, yeah. Yeah. Apparently they went between two boats that had a toe line between him that he didn't see into the last minute and it took out John Carlo. Yeah, took out Copolis Kid. Whoa.

Yeah, and I remember reading about that. Really? Yeah, I, as I am still today, love celebrity gossip. And so I remember reading in like People Magazine or Us magazine back in the 80s about that. Wow. This would have been about the same time that Vince Neil killed Razzle, too, wouldn't it? Like, they were just all these like- That was a couple years before?

That was a couple years before, I think. Same era, same era of celebrity murder. Yeah, sure, that would have been, I mean, within the two'm pretty sure that was like 84 or 85 and it wasn't that long before. I believe later in life he also had some problems with DUIs too. Yeah he's a he's had issues with addiction and alcohol. Wouldn't you had you murdered some dude while taking a boat ride? That whole family's kind of fucked. Like Coppola is or the O'Neils? Like Griffin'Neils. Like, Griffin O'Neill is an alcoholic and has some addiction issues, and then Tatum O'Neill

also apparently was caught smoking crack at some point in the last 10 years. Oh man. You talking about Channing Tatum O'Neal? No. Is that Chris? Thanks, Katie. No, that's Chris. I'm sorry. Anyway, so the buck, Buck is the first maid of the ferry and he gets his head all smushed up. Because he's like, he's the Gilligan. He won't get out of the water to like throw the rope over the thing, which seems to be his job and he's just throwing it from, like, you fucking dumbed up.

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Probably able to squeeze thatinky. He was the most serious of all of them, though. And he's still the stupidest. He's so, everything about him is dumb. Maybe that's because he was in summer school. Maybe. He had a fluffy, fluffy helmet of hair. No, he was in summer, I think. No, he was in Chainsaw? He was the guy that slept the whole summer, I think.

He wasn't Chainsaw or Dave, so I've forgotten him. I'm pretty sure he was. There was Chainsaw and Dave and they were the horror movie fanatics in summer school? Yeah. Yeah, they're basically who I wanted to be when I grew up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was the guy that was like working two jobs or something and was sleeping the whole way through summer school. Okay But yeah, he was the most serious one and yet he was the one that was not serious enough for med school You think Vassar would get you ready to be serious enough for med school, but apparently not? Oh, but I did he go to Vassar because there was that conversation on the boat that was about not everybody?

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Yeah, it really is, actually. My note, weird moaning baby tape, taken out of context is very strange. It is. It is. I hope Google isn't looking at your notes. And their fuck bodies didn't make sense. No, I don't think that's how you do it. So this was Chaz and Nicky. It was a, oh, there was a long debate about who Nicky was gonna bed that night.

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spoiler alert, Skip was in on it the whole time. The whole time? Right. He had to have been on and the camera's following him is he's staggering around drunk? Well why does Constable Potter call from the hospital? He is at the hospital, you're right. Oh shit, this movie that I claimed to be smart a couple minutes ago just started falling in front. Well it is smart because you need to believe that he's not in on the he hijah in the joke as well.

So like if you see Constable Potter calling from his living room, his living room, you're gonna know if something's up, so. That is, Constable Potter is such a fucking good name, man. He just wanted to get into his role. He went to the hospital and did it. Skip goes missing. Yeah. And then when Brock Handsome boy, what's his name? Dr. Stupids. Dr. Stupids. Rob is his name, I think.

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Yeah, a lot of the reviews I read said that the prosthetics look terrible and I was like, were you watching the same movie I was? I loved them. Yeah. Bucked. Yeah, yeah. So yes, the special effects I think are very good and very fun. Yeah. What? You know something to say?

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Trapped in a snare, I think I'd rather have a horse nearby than a snake. Because you might be able to use the horse to get out of the snar. Yeah, the horse might have some utility to me. But could you put your hatred for horses aside to do that? It's not a hatred so much as just a fear and a loathing. Is that okay? No, I get it. They're fine. Yes, soulful, soulful eyes. They're horrifying to me. Sure. I agree with you, but I respect them, yeah. You respect a snake?

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So she, eventually, Hal is a dumbass and drops the bucket into the well, Nikki goes, or Nikki goes down into the well, and then finds Skip's head, Arch's head, and Nan's body in the well. Yeah, it's great. It's great. They're like just bobbing around in there, which shouldn't really make a lot of sense, because how do they, how are they not buoyed before? Yeah, how did they not see them before they, when they looked in the well? Yeah, that doesn't matter. Um, as we learned earlier, don't start picking this movie apart. It crumbles in your hands. Yeah, well, so it's basically like a 10 little

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to be, theyn't, this is really a good setup, I really like this. And Kitts found in the basement a picture of two twin kids at the house. And a growth chart, like how tall you are on the wall. For Muffy and Buffy. And Buffy St. John. Then they find a letter in the boat, which was when my suspension of disbelief started to fade a little bit about how Buffy was a, no, it didn't even say, it didn't even have any. Yeah, they didn't say it just, it didn't mention the name specifically. Yeah, that she would escape from an asylum and was dangerous basically.

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Yeah, you're grooving on it. Wait, did they find the letter in the boat? They were in the attic first and they found the dolls that they had had at the dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner that they had had at the dinner party. That's right. That's right. That was so weird. And her Nan. Set up as how they were killed or whatever. Yeah, it decapitated. With Nan and Chattano, or no, Nan and Arches Head and Skips Head in a bowl of water. Yeah. A tas. Chas and Nikki. I couldn't remember Chaz. Chas's name. Chaz and Nikki on a bed full of blood. Yeah. Can we talk about how she finds Chaz after she leaves the room and comes back in? And he's got the FNED mask on and he's, she thinks he's holding his wiener meats.

He has no wiener meats. That's the reveal. Yeah. Someone has taken his wiener meats. Here's where the, this part part part part part part part part this part this part part this part this part part this part part this part this part part this part this part this part this part this part this part this part this part of the this part of the this part of the plot Crumbles for me a little bit too, but we'll come back to that. Okay When we do the reveal at the end of the episode, I guess and how does Nikki get killed? Right, then somebody comes in. Somebody comes in, right, right. The weird thing about this movie is you don't actually see any of the kills. No, they're all happened off screen. No boobs. And no boobs. No boobs. No boobs no boobs. There's a lot of... I didn't even think about that. No, there's no boobs.

There's the scene where Nikki is like opened, blousy shirt leaning out the window and you can't tell the shirt is taped to her booze. Yeah, it doesn't. The ad part moves, but the top part doesn't. . This is your favorite movie, you tell me. It's not my favorite movie. Oh, that's right. The Lake House is your favorite movie. Also, not my favorite movie. It is, right, it are. That was a joke.

I've ever seen that. I don't think I'm gonna. Lakehouse? Yeah. I fucking love Sandra the Rock. Yeah, all right, I'd watch that. She loves Duane the Rock Johnson. Who doesn't? Do you have the Rock Clock?

Do you have the Rock Clock? I do have the Rock Clock. It's pretty sweet. It is really sweet. I love the rock. If the rock had been a horror movie, that's what we would have been talking about. Tooth Fairy doesn't count. I'm just going to make a tooth fairy joke. No. All right, so where are we?

Nicky is dead. Yeah, they're in the attic, which is like, Dr. Stubids. It's like, Dr. Stubids. Dr. Stupids. Tiny windows in the attic. Tiny windows. And also you're just one floor above. Like, you're not getting that much of a better view. Not to mention the living room had those.

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what that's about. And then the flare goes off. Well, but first they go to find Nikki and Chaz, they find them dead. Yes. Then they find Harve hanging. Oh, that's right. It happens really fast. Yeah, you never see, so him and Nan, you don't see the, like somebody coming upon them. Right.

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I like hate to keep didn't want to tell him he's an idiot. I'm sorry you're too stupid to be a doctor. Dr. Stupids. So this is where they find the note in the boat that the constable would supposedly bring to them about the hospital and all that. And they run back up to the house, get in the kitchen, get in the kitchen, that is the first action. She says it's under the cushion and I just kept being like under the cushion Dr. Stubids? Well no that was it was under the cushion when Constable Potter took it. Yeah but I guess he never returned it yeah so it was never there to begin with? Well it was there when he took it but did he leave it there when he came back? Duntunt because he brought the boat back. Right, the boat's there, so weird.

And this whole time now, Muffy, who we believe to be Buffy, is chasing them with a knife, right? Yes. Yeah, well, yeah. No, Buffy who we believe to be muffie. Right. But we, at this point, we're to believe. Not yet. Because it isn't when, so they're chasing, they go back to the house, she's chasing them, they go down to the basement then and that's when they see the Muffy and Buffy growth chart. So they had thought it was Muffy. Just offer rocker. I think, apparently my notes are bad. Nah, no, no, no. I don't know that it matters.

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I thought that was so disconcerting the fact that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's so creepy I really really liked that if they were talking yeah just like they were mounding words I'm in conversation and laughing and like read it like they were all looked like they were having a party but it was silent which I thought was so weird it's the illusion that they're like they're ghosts in yeah I didn't their gus bumps about April Fool's Day you guys oh I didn't even notice that part like I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're even notice that part. Like, I just thought they were sitting there quietly. Yeah, no, they were all like laughing, but silently. It was super weird. Now I'm gonna have to watch it again.

Yeah. Buck attacks Rob in the closet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. . . of the original red herring, they thought that he had come back and killed Skip because of the prank he had played the fairy man. Or that the fairy man had done it.

Oh right, he's not the fairy man. The fairy man is the older guy. Correct. And when I saw him in that last scene, I was like, who's that old guy? He looked, he looked decidedly less serle and they yell, April fools. And then they started laughing and talking and Larry and Sue's. And they start spraying champagne all over the room, which I really liked. So the whole premise is that we explain this. This is your movie.

You made this movie. I made this happen. So Muffy is going to inherit this house, but she will only inherit it from her father if she can prove that she can basically be responsible and pay for it? The property taxes? Pay for the taxes and stuff. So in order to do that, she decides to open a murder, mystery, bed and breakfast type deal. So that people can come for a weekend, like a whole, mystery, bed, and breakfast type deal.

So that people can come for a weekend, like a whole immersive experience. So she, you know, explains how everybody was in on it, and but this is what's going on. Or how each person became. Right, they were brought into the fold after they were killed. Right. And that's when there's the reveal that Skip is not actually her distant cousin. There there is no buffing. T, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their their their their th, th is thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, that's when there's the reveal that Skip is not actually her distant cousin. There is no Buffy. That's right. It's Muffy and Skip. They're the two kids. They're fraternal twins.

This is where it sort of fell apart for me a little bit because like Chaz is only dead in that bedroom for like three minutes before Nikki gets back there to find his body. Like how did she convince him that quickly to play along with this or like get harv strung up and convince him that we need you to hang by your neck for a little while here because of this really funny prank we're playing? I think you're overthinking this movie. I know, I know. The timing just didn't really work for me. No, I, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. this movie. I know. I know. The timing just didn't really work for me. No, I know it's, yeah.

Also, because she would have had to kill not just, like convince not just Harv, but Nikki, Chaz and Harv, all in that span of Kit and Dr. Stupid being in the attic. And how long were they in there? And also like Nan was pretty upset about that abortion joke, like legitimately. So I can't see her being like, oh sure, I'll go along with this death prank you're playing. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no one raged on her for doing an awful, awful, awful thing. They spray champagne and play, um, that song, uh, right. Yeah, what's that's it? Mama told me not to come. Yeah, that's it She does apologize for the snake which was unexpected Yeah, and how some of the like room pranks cut a little too close with kind of gives like a Nah, look to Nan when she says sorry about your own. Also somebody shit themselves. I think it was arch. It was arch. It was arch. It was arch. It was art. Yeah, we all shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. th. the the the the the the the the the themselves. I think it was arch. It was arch. We all shit ourselves sometimes, so. Sure. Yeah, some of us more than others.

Yeah. Then there's the final scene. Rush fast. Is that that to me? We all shit ourselves. Every. Um, the final scene. Yeah, Muffy goes back to her room.

Roll drunk, drinking out of a bottle of champagne. She is a great drunk actor. Yeah. And clearly this happened way after the other part of the film was done. Like it clearly was attacked on piece of the movie. It looked like it. It felt completely unnecessary to me, but. on piece of the movie. Like, it looked like it. It felt completely unnecessary to me, but...

Well, from what I... So, go ahead and see, there's a package on her bed. She's drunk, she opens the package, and earlier in the movie we saw her playing with a... How have we not talked about the, um... The flashback? The flashback? What are those things, a jack in the box. Yeah. And there's a, her parents give her a jack in the box. It's got a monster in it.

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And then she opens it and someone pops out and slits her throat. Not from the jack in the box but from a room behind her. From behind her. From behind her. Yeah. And it's Nan. But it was a fake fake out. And I was like, who is thiwa' that? It didn't look like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that the the that that that that the that. that that that that their thi. that. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho-s out out out the the tho the tho-s out tho-s out tho-s out thi. that. Someone that. that that that. that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that. thrown. thrown. the. the. thee. theeea. thea. Someone thea. thea. Someone thrown. thrown thr she's a cat burglar now. Oh okay. She's like wearing a black turtle knife. Because it was three months later when they filmed this part and her hair grew out and... Yeah. But I there was kind of like a... I thought there was like an intimation that they might be like lovers or something and there was like some, because there was just like... Did you think that missing? Yes, I did. Yeah, it was weird.

It was like a practical joke between two lovers. And I thought that sort of may have called back to the lesbianism question from the Cosmo article. Right. They also do call her Muff Diver at one point, so. Oh, that's true, they do. But although if your name's Muffy, that's what you're. People are going to call you that. Yeah, they're going to call you more Diver. Speaking of 1986, we should get out of the way

that there's quite a bit of homophoby in this movie. Especially in the opening sequences. There's just some shitty homophobic stuff. Men being, being effeminate and it's kind of crappy. I do remember there being a scene where I think Arch and Shaz are like, being jokingly effeminate, I should say. Laying around on each other in a bed and saying, hold me like, hold me like, that one felt like, that one felt like, that one felt like that's just what dudes do? Is that what dudes do? That one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I there, I there, I there, I do, I do, I do, there, there, there, th. there, there, there, there, there, there, there, I do, I do. is, I do. there, I there, I like, is that what dude's doing? That one, yeah, I didn't find that one to be shitty. No, no, that one wasn't shit. It was the beginning, like, you know. The home video thing in the beginning, right after Vicky,

or Nikki says that she's, um, she's like, thiii, thi. Like, that whole thing. him. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. 86. Was it Chaz? Or was it chas or was it biff? It was? No, not, arch, arch, arch, arch, sorry. They're all the same, really? Biff, arch, chas. This is like very auto poetic. So do we want to move on to the, I've got no funny voice for this one rating phase. Sure. Missy. Missy. Eat eight. Missy? Missy. Missy. Eight. Justify it. You tell us why.

I think a lot of it is nostalgia. But I also think it's funny. I mean, I like a slasher. I loved slasher movies as a teen. And I thought it was hilarious. But I think a lot of it is nostalgia from seeing it as a teen and really loving it. Then re-watching it. I've watched it pretty recently, probably about two years ago, but you know watching it now is not as funny and I don't know.

Meaningful. I'm having trouble with words right now. As meaningful as it was then. Not that this was a meaningful movie and it was then. Not that this was a meaningful movie and it's shaped who you are as an adult. It's shaped who I am. I'm a practical joker. Yes, she's quite the consummate practical joker. I like to see people fall. You do remember we were in D.C. that one time in that old lady fell? I had to like turn you away from it. Was she okay? She was. She was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. at her and I had to like turn you away from it. She was okay. She was. My first reaction is laugh and then help or laugh and

help at the same time. Sure people love that. Yeah I always feel really terrible because I'm just like oh my god. That was so funny when you are okay? No really I feel terrible for you but I can't stop laughing. Yeah. Eight because laughing. Yeah. Eight, because nostalgia. Katie. I loved this movie. Yeah.

I was, I like, the twist really surprised me. And I know you said a lot of people don't like it. And I can see how people would be like, oh, it's stupid because it didn't really, it was really, it was really funny, I thought. It was like almost self-referential, the way that like scream, like, yeah. genre-referential for sure. Yeah, sure. I think it also, one of the things that I really liked about it,

it was a high school movie or like that kind of movie, but yet a slasher movie. Yeah. Like I, it combined two of the things I loved at that age to form one movie. So. And having people in it from classic high school movies of that period. Valley Girl, just one of the guys, back to the future, like. Right. Right. My only real complaint about it, other than the timing, not working on that sign, whatever, is that you don't see any of the deaths, which I feel like, I guess, I just feel like there had to have been a way to do that, where you would feel like you were seeing the deaths, even though you weren't, but it felt like almost, like they were missing. It felt like watching a movie on cable where parts are

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You should watch the last shark instead of jaws on the 4th of July? Is that like the last unicorn? Oh, I wish. Katie. Katie. Yeah. I want to tell you about a thing, Katie. Is it about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Because if so, like, I just feel like we've talked about this. I'm not that interested. Well, I mean, I'm just worried about your immortal. No, I want to talk to you about crypto-I'm the parcel of Terrorer. Way better. I have an exciting announcement. Oh.

So exciting. In the last episode I punched myself in, sounding like a weener talking about it. I don't think you sounded like a weiner. Oh, thanks, buddy. I think you did a better job of selling things than I do, which is I'm just like, ma'am, blah. By a treat box. That's cool as shit. September will be trick

October will be treat. The deadline for ordering the trick box is August 31st. Oh, that's coming up. Yeah, oh my god it's already August. How do you, yeah it's like the middle of fucking August. Where are we in life? I don't know, I'm sweating. How do you order them if you want to order them? Well, you go to Cryptocurium. CRY, P-T-O-U-R-I-U-M dot com. And you subscribe for the parcel of terror. These are regular parcel of ter boxes that are that are that are that are that that are that that that are that that that shit. Not that they're not always full of sweet shit, because they are. But these are like extra sweet shit.

Yeah, I mean, things you can expect in these? Tell me. Special Halloween sculptures. Oh, special Halloween theme sculptures. Ooh. Custom all hollows themed illustrations and stories created specifically for the parcel of terror. Will it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th of terror to ever be Halloween again Yeah, yeah in October. Okay, I was checking Not now where you can go to the store and buy Halloween stuff in August, which bugs me out a little bit

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Or I've got all the Halloween stuff in the room. This just happens to be the room. the room get the Cryptocurium, Parcel of Terror. Yes. 35 bucks a month. Do it guys, come on. Get in there. You love Halloween. You know that Jason makes amazing stuff. We've been telling you about this for what?

Over a year now? I think so. Yeah. Happy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna give you kisses when he sees you. So yeah, parcel of terror, trick-or-treat boxes, August 31st for the first one, the trick, the trick one, and then we'll find out the date for the, the cutoff date for the treat one as well. My guess is probably the end of September 30th.

Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know. and it's so awesome. So give him your money, support him. And let him know that you heard about it from us. Yeah. Okay, great. Thanks. What? What would I say? Okay, great, thanks.

I look. Well, before you go, I would just like to tell you about something else, too. Katie, we have a second sponsor this week. Oh, who is it? hospital. I like this that gets you every time. I just feel like like sometimes I have a really good joke. Yeah, and then I just like to hear it said back to me like is that what we're funny? Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't I wouldn't keep saying if it didn't make me chuckle every time on the inside. It makes me chuckle on the outside. So sorry I'm eating all this candy. Mike wanted to let you guys know since you and everybody the to to to to th. th. to th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. the th. th. th. the th. to the the the the the t. I th. I t. I t. I tol. I tol. I tol. I tol. I tol. I tol. I tol. I t. I t. I t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tole. to. t. this candy. Mike wanted to let you guys know since you and everybody else did an awesome job of selling out the Tolkien theme zine.

That's crazy. He made like three times more than he normally does right and they still sold out. Yeah. So and quickly like within a week that's awesome. Congratulations Mike and Michelle and Ellie. Yeah and Dylan and Alan. Yeah, great job everyone. Super proud of all of you. Who are. Is that appropriate? You are the champions. You were the champions.

Bum, bum, bum. And so, Mike wanted to let you guys know that at the end of October, he'll be doing a Clark Ashton Smith-Themed scene, called Beneath a Dim Sun, by Justine Jones prints by Jen Woodle and Alan Brown. Cool. And Clark Huston Smith was like a contemporary of Hb. Lovecraft wrote like fantasy and science fiction and stuff. Cool stuff. I wish the sun would get dimer now. When I originally read this ad copy I thought it said

dim sum and I was like I can get down some dim sum. What exactly is dim sum? You know, it's just like small plates, but for Chinese food, yeah. I want that. Yeah, totally. If you guys want to send us some dim sum. Do not do that. Oh, do not do that. Okay, no food. No food. No food. Well, I do not want your soup dumplings that you're going to send this in the mail.

You know what makes for a great radio? Candy eating. And Mike also wanted me to let you know, or us to let you know about in November he's doing a zine based on William Hope Hodgson called Outer Monstrosities by Nick Gucker. And with a mini illustro obscurum by Mike. That's awesome. Yeah, so it's gonna be full of like Hodgson monsters and stuff so get in them. Yeah, we'll give you more details about that as it gets closer to the date that it's available. Yeah, so thanks Mike. Thanks Jason. Thanks for the candy Jason. Thanks for the candy Jason. Thanks Jason. Thanks for the candy Jason. I'll never stop eating it.

So Katie, what are we doing next week? We're doing your favorite movie, The Thing. Abrel Fools. It's not funny. It's not good. Especially not for what we're about to do. We're doing a movie you suggested that we do. I know. Why? The Conjuring. The Conjuring. James Juan. You brought it up probably every sixth episode. And which I dislike this movie. Terrible. Terrible. What did you say when I said that I was going to watch this and I wanted you to watch me with me? I probably swore a lot. I'm not watching that terrible movie? Fuck no. Fn't no. Missy. Missy. Thank you for showing. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the. th you for being a guest. Thank you, missy.

This is awesome. Thank you for showing me this movie. I really loved it. Awesome. Yeah. Thanks for letting us do this in the hot attic of your home. My pleasure. Without you, we'd be doing the cicadysi stuff.

My attic's air conditioned, which is weird, but there's no heat. So it's a bit of a toss-up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks for listening to another episode of WhereWoof Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Yeah, we're back, everybody.

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