Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 96- The Conjuring (2013)

Episode Date: August 22, 2016

Join us this week, EMTs, on our journey into the world of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren. You can probably already imagine how we feel about them, but in case you're unsure, this week's episode-- James Wan's 2013 film "The Conjuring"--will lay any questions to rest. Special topics for your consideration include: essential things to consider in the process of home-buying, things you say to a horse who walks into a bar, the very fun game "Land Marco Polo," the real monster in this movie, bad parenting, having to prove good parenting to the audience, and some exciting news on the Werewolf Ambulance merch table front. Have you seen this movie? What do you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail]; we love to hear from you guys. Please remember to check out this week's sponsor CRYPTOCURIUM! It's not too late to get your order in for the special "Trick" box, hurry over to www.cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror--you most definitely will not regret it.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

So, Katie, you've called me here because you're having a problem? Yeah, a problem I'm having. You said something about there being a knocking in your basement? Yeah, in my basement. Knocking in my basement. You think I got ghosts? I think I got gas? I think I got gas. Yeah, in my basement. You think I got ghosts? I think I got gas. Well that's why I brought gas sex? No no no. Tums. Pepsid? You know I briefly had a tums addiction it was not great. Oh man. Yeah. If you can't you just can't eat a whole bunch of them every day for a long period of time and then stop eating them you will not poop.

I called them every day for a long period of time and then stop eating them, you will not poop. I called them bedtime candies. I switched to gummy vitamins. You know, they make candy. Yeah, but I like to have a justification, you know. You can just eat candy right before you go to bed. I'm sorry, this is not where you thought this intro was going, did you? No, but I expected an exorcism and instead it's an intervention. So I wasn't... I'm off the tums, though.

I'm off the tums. Good, I'm really glad to hear that. So maybe I can help you with that ghost problem that you have. Oh yeah, yeah, the knocking that everyone's familiar with? Sure. By the way, this is an episode of WhereWaf Ambulance. I'm Alan. We're a show, I'm Katie. And we're here to talk about a movie. But before we talk about that movie that Polo with clapping. Whoa, you're right. Land, Marco Polo. We're here to talk about the James Wan directed The Conjuring. You love this movie.

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So this is a movie about a haunted house. Ed and Lorraine Warren are the occult investigator, religious nutbars that come. They are made famous from Amneyville Horror. That was the thing that got them on the map. Yeah, they are real people. Yeah, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thing that got them on the map. Yeah. They are real people. Yeah, they still are real people. Yes, Lorraine is still alive.

The Enfield Poldergeis was another big thing that they were involved in, which I think is now the Conjuring Two. Oh, cool. And a bunch of other demonology things and whatnot. I am not a fan is the story of them helping a family made up of Joe Lise and office space. Yeah. And uh, 36 kids. It's like a reality show of worth of children. It's like Project Runway for kids. It's just so many, there's so many children. Things got different in the house this year. Boys in the house.

Not Project Runway. I thought that was Project Runway's next time not all. Project Runways where they make clothes and Tom Guns says make at work and I love him. I do love him. It's great. His Hit Gets Better Video just totally made me cry. Oh really? Oh I didn't see, I don't think I could watch that. No, no, no. I'll just love him from th. Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. R. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to. toge. toge. toge. toge. to. toge. to. to. to. toge. to. toge. to. to. to. th. t I could watch that. No, no, it's fine. I'll just love him from over here. I also really love Ron Livingston. I find him so average hunky. I feel like he's such a guy you would see and you'd be like, oh yeah, that guy. I don't have that feeling about him. No, you don't feel like he's an attractive, no.

But he's like a man next door. I'll just get injured right now. I feel like this entire movie he's just phoning it the fuck in. Oh yeah, he does not care. Which is weird because he's not doing a lot of movies. No. When awful things are happening, he's going, well what do I do? It's like I got this pizza. I don't know. What do I know? I got my Sonny Bono wig on, so let's just go and do this. That wig. So, this family is... Yeah, they're a family.

Well, first we see the doll. It opens on the doll and the nurses and I, okay, fucking Annabelle. You're gonna have... I'm gonna explode is what's gonna happen. I'm gonna rage explode and I'm gonna try not to do it. But if I do... You know we're fine, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, explode, to explode, to explode, to explode, to explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to explode, to explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, explode, to. It's, explode, it's, it's, it's, it's, explode, explode. It's, it's, it not to do it, but if I do, you know what's fine, it's fine. If I do, huge ratings. Huge ratings. How many nerd explosions have they been on broadcast? Probably a lot, to be honest with you, a lot. So yes, tell me about Annabelle. Yeah, it's a doll. It's a real dick.

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Yeah. Why is it? . your house. Why do you expect a child to not go in there? She's a child. It's not locked, is it? I don't know. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They had the coin signs that were on everything? Oh, I didn't notice that. They're just like, demonologist cave, don't go in here? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Never entered this room. Touch nothing. Andthen we see the scene that's in every fucking movie ever made where the family pulls up to the new house and the kids jump out of the car and they're all yelling and they're singing a song and the teenager hates it and the dad's like ah rawha, how many times have you seen that? Amityville too? Every movie. Every movie ever mi. Every titanic in that? Citizen Kang! Citizen Kang! Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, yeah. No, that's all the movies I know. That's it? Mm-hmm. So they're moving into this new house. Lovely house. Great house. Sure. There's a million of these people. And they live in this big house. Yeah. In Rhode Island? Really? I think big house. Yeah. In Rhode Island? Really? I think Rhode Island. Who cares? Who makes a movie set in Rhode Island?

Well, it's based on true events. Oh, yeah. Their pictures were at the end. True events. That woman had great legs. Oh, I do have the note that Debbie threw the doll away. Oh, yeah. Debbie threw the doll away. So they just hold the dumb thing with like the doll writes all over their house and throw it away and then it comes back and it knocks and... It says miss me? Question mark? Yeah, I am I mean never gonna be

afraid of a doll. No, I'm just not into dolls. Well I guess I was afraid of Chuckie a lot as a child. Were you? Yeah, I'm not now. Yeah. I'm smarter than that now. You're smarter than these nurses. Yeah, really? Yeah, so they're setting up the house. Did you like that they're hanging wind chimes? Are you excited about that? Maybe the windchimes attracted the demon,

because wind chimes are for dicks. I don't have the same problem with in your hatred of wind chimes? I don't hate a lot of things, but I hate the things I hate with a lot of hatred. Ah. So pretty quickly in this house, they find like the secret entrance to the basement? Yeah. Where the furnace is? Exactly. Had that thing never been serviced?

Had they never had a problem? Was no one ever like, where's the fucking furnace? Yeah, when you're buying a house, do you not see what's going to heat that house? That's literally what they look at. That's what you look at. They take you on a tour and show you this thing. They're like, this is what it is. And they point at it is. And they point at it's what it is. You then have people come out and look at the house. But also like someone who lived there before with the furnace.

It's a furnace. It's a furnace. You have five children that you need to make sure are heated in Rhode Island in the winter. That's right. I got a little bit of Rhode Island accent in there. Yeah. I like that. I like that. And then the ghosty stuff starts happening, which is like, tha, tha, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the th. the the, the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi... It, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. thi. It's, thi. thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, door like a er, which is so, are you afraid of the dark? And I kind of like that. Yeah. I like an

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Yeah. And she would just throw seed everywhere and it would be like fucking thousands of pigeons. It was like that scene in Home Alone. It was awful. Awful. She's the wet bandit now. Yeah. Um, we start to see all of these like ghosty things happen.

Like the kid, it's just so many scenes of, and that you've seen in other movies, like the kid talking to the empty chair. Oh, yeah. Jody, I mean, Rory? Yeah. Yeah. People sleeping with their feet exposed because who does that you know I do I know you're wrong there there is but to be fair I don't I don't hate this at this point I don't hate it no the fine the go the ghosty stuff is fine can I give James Wan a compliment I probably not dude does jump scares

so good yeah those like things coming into the scene and scaring you excellent nails it the so the family and scaring you? Excellent. Nails it. So the family plays this game called Hide and Clap, which I have the note was Hide and Seek copywritten and therefore you couldn't use it in your movie. Well I feel like the way they ended up using it was really scary. Really Effective. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I loved that. I loved it. Yeah. There's also a shot that I really liked where one of the girls is looking under her bed and it's like an upside down to right side up under the bed to their shot and I thought it was really, really good.

They did one of my favorite things which is someone staring into blackness and saying something's there but not showing me what's there. Yeah. Love a show. . That scene was really scary. don't tell yeah or love a tell don't show tell don't show yeah and that scene was really scary very scary until the girl says he said he wants my family yeah to really chewing up this scene kid she's overacting to try and pick Rod Livingston up a little bit from his stupor he's like what's dead

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I liked that one. Did you? I do love Coach's wife. And what's his name? The guy with the butt? It doesn't matter. Shit! What is his name?

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also find him undiagnosably disconcerting as well like I can't put my finger on what I don't like him. It's schmoomy. I should have said shmooby from the beginning. I don't like about him, but I don't like it. It's schmoomy. I should have said schmooby from the beginning. I don't know. And Lorraine Warren, beautiful actress, what is she, I don't think she wanted to be in this movie either, but she's in the sequel so I don't know. Farmija. That's a, I is in that show. I really like Lorraine Warren's outfits in this movie.

I love her hair. Yeah. I was basically trying to do that with my hair. It does not. I feel like there's a lot of curlers involved and getting that shit. I don't have those. I don't have those or fingers that can make hair. I do have fingers that can make hair if you need that to. One thing at a time.

Ah! My hair! What the fuck are we doing? I don't know. So things just keep escalating, and I'm on board on this, up to this point. I am having a good time, I'm enjoying the jump scares. Yeah, I normally jump scares I feel like uh about but I really enjoyed them I like I like when the mom gets knocked down the stairs knocking knocking the stairs too, very scary. Very nice. I love getting getting knocked down. Yeah I love the

sets too like I love that weird cat picture that's in the older daughter's room on the mantle. I just love it. It's just a weird shit. I do have the, so there's a point where, as they will do, the ghost knocked down all the family photographs. Yeah. So maybe they should have painted the wall and that's what the ghost was laying in their Yeah. Don't hang your photos before you paint your wall. Come on, bunnies. They seemed, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Well, there's also that photo of them taken against the Microsoft wallpaper, on the desktop wallpaper.

Here's the thing about that whole bit, and this really bothered me later, is like, the actress who plays Joe Lies when he cries? Lily Taylor. She's competent. She's a perfectly fine actress. Sure, we know her from the haunting. Which she was competent enough. I don't need this long drawn out thing about how she loves her children. I believe that she loves her children.

I believe she loves her daughters and she wants to protect them and she wants what's best for them and she's afraid for them. I believe that without you being like I believe that without that without that without that without that without that without that without that without that without that without that without without without without without that without you being like, and we went to the beach, and Lorraine Warren is a saint, you know, like, I just sound that like almost insulting. Well, you've got to have the beach, the beach put in theirs, because the beach is what's gonna save them in the end, as it saves all of us. What do you mean? Because she has to remember that trip to the beach at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the beach. Just remember that trip to the beach at the end of the movie. Imagine if just like vacation memories could save you from a demon.

Not Latin, not God, not priests, vacation photos. I mean, they're at least real. I guess so. It's true. I have two notes that I'm very proud of back to back. Shoot. Ed Warren feels like he is made of clay. He is Claymation. And fucking Banks always screwing you. So that's pretty much this movie. What was the Banks thing for? I think it was that they sold in this house that was fucked up.

Oh, okay. Okay. Fucking banks. And there are creepy things, like we see Ed Warren recording a conversation with Joe Lies when he cries. What is her name in this movie? Lily Taylor? Yeah, she's a...

Brenda. Brenda. Is your name Brenda? It's definitely not Brenda. Uh, Deborah. Jennifer. Paula. Keep going.

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Or they're just going, what am I doing exactly? What's happening here really? And there's like this backstory about Lorraine had seen something terrible and then a little piece of her was gone? Yeah. What piece? Her fingers, her fingers that make hair? Well, yeah, there's that guy with the white eyes that they keep showing the flashback footage.

I love the footage that they show at their, at the talks that they're doing at the universities. That's always like, it's like 10 seconds of something. And then this stuff happened. We didn't get any of that stuff on film. If you had really had video like that, people would believe you. Yeah. You know, they don't have video like that. No, they've nothing. It's like those fucking ghost hunting shows, man. Yeah. Do you see, bro? Bro, bro, bro, did you see that? Come at me? Did you see that, bro? No, no one did it?oser than that. But the waist is so tight. I also have a note that says, yeah, always proclaim your love for Satan, which I think has something

to do with that voice recordings, but I don't remember what. I don't remember that happening either. I don't know, it doesn't matter. None of it matters. None of it matters, does it? None of it matters. Let's see, I can leave off my note about how I hate demons possessing people who have been sexually assaulted, because I feel like it blames them. What?

There's the whole like back story thing where the guy with his eyes like had the white eyes that was like that she saw something that took a piece of her. There's just like running trope in these stories and stuff where the stories. sts stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. their. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. I th. I th. I can th. I can th. I can, I can, I can, I can, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, the. the. the. thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, the. the. the. the. the. that she saw something that took a piece of her. There's just like running trope in these stories and stuff where people who were molested as children are like open for demons to come inside of them. Okay. I can't remember the book that I read recently where that was like one of the main troops in it. But it's just like the sort of reoccurring the people who have been sexually assaulted and putting like keeping more on them. Yeah, they've suffered enough. Well, and I also feel like this whole like this, to get serious for a second, I feel like this whole demonology thing that people, that people of certain religious bents put on things is a way to dehumanize people with mental illness. Yeah, right. You've read Will's Store versus the Supermanatural. I thought that he had like met with Ed and Lorraine Warren or something.

And I went back and looked through that book trying to find that passage and I couldn't find it. He goes with this guy named Lou Gentil. Yeah. Yeah. . Yeah.............. and my friend, me and Josh from the Nehemiacs episode, got our picture taken with him.

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So that's why this stuff bums me out. Yeah. But I mean, I think that's deep religion though. Like, I almost feel surprised that you asked me about that. Because we're such like practical Catholics. Okay. And I think a lot of people who are Catholic in 2016 probably are practical Catholics where like I never heard a demon mentioned outside of a movie in my whole life. You know what I mean? It's just so it seems like it's deep religion. Yeah I just have

such a in my in my day-to-day life I have such like a tangentral relationship to religion. I just didn't know if like you having a family that had a history of Catholicism if this was more of a... Anywho. So, yeah, Lorraine saw some shit. She's been in the shit. She's a saint, though, goddamn say. She's a goddamn saint. Really colored saint. Yeah, perfect skin saint. I have a real question.

Shoot. What does a UV light actually show? Because they use them in ghost stuff, but they also use them on law and order. It shows semen in law and order. And blood. And like saliva, I think. You've got to put like some chemical on stuff. I don't know. I'm not a detective cop. We just used them for black light posters when I was a kid.

Yeah. I just don't know what. So it just showed weed smoke as far as I remember. I just don't know what they're proving the proving their their their their they're proving they're proving they're proving they're proving they're proving they're proving their they're proving they're proving they're proving their their they're proving their their I think the same the the the idea is that it's showing the same thing that a crime scene would like there's some residue left behind and fine. Fine. Yeah. You five kids there's residue on every fucking thing in your house. Do you know what I mean? I do, I do, but it comes to it comes in handy when they got to find the little girl. Does it? R. they? the it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their, into the into the wardrobe in a Narnia and they figure out that there is the

the like blank space in the wall behind the wardrobe and that's where the little girl's hiding but they figure that out because they see her footprints going up to the back of the wardrobe. Remind me who Rory is? I know he's a little lord. the little little's a little lord Fontey, um, I think his mother killed him That's the whole he she made me do it thing. Okay, so here wait, I wanted this is where I need to get into this So bob a boom, let's do it. I do not understand any of the back story Lorraine's like there was a witch here and then other people killed people and the maid killed herself and everyone's like, throw. the the the the the the the maid the maid the maid killed the maid killed he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he's he's he's he's hea. that's heat. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's he he th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. that's th. that's that's the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like oh yeah what like what the fuck are you talking about you fucking lunatic I don't know so there was a and I guess the witch killed herself she hung herself and that's the hanging body we keep seeing and that's the boss is that the frizzy-haired woman yeah she's also the croucher okay and then there's the maid why did the maid the maid is in the scene going um look what she made me do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the maid is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the scene going, um, look what she made me do, look what she made me do.

And I actually really like that, and it reminded me a lot of the sixth sense. Like, those ghosts in the house, felt very sixth sense to me, and which was a movie, as you know, I love, I love, thrown. Because they're always walking in and out of rooms. I think so. And Bruce Willis. And I love Bruce Willis. It doesn't. Probably a lot of people, yeah.

Really? If you hate Bruce Willis, tell us why. Yeah, no, there is a very six. I mean, again, it's another reference point for this movie. Yeah, a lot of things reminded me of the six cents, which I think boosted this movie for me a little bit. Okay, but why was she, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, tha, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th.... It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It's, tha, tha. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. Sixth. It, there, this farmland they got parceled up into a bunch of different houses and so the witch cursed everybody because they find that big map and they show you where everything's been parsled out and they and it's got like red dots where

everybody like where different people died on this land. So it's it's basically an Indian burial ground. Yeah but a white lady witch. Okay. Well, whatever, then. Here comes Ed Warren and his Argyle Cardigan. I don't know. The movie keeps progressing through, like, it keeps one-upping and getting a little bit worse for the family. Especially the mother who's covered in like mystery bruises. Also, like, some things are happening to Judy, the Ed and Larine Warren's child. Right. She's having like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. the the the the m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. the. the. th child. Right. She's having like weird stuff having to her. I can't figure out how that was connected.

I don't know. I don't think it matters. That seemed to be Annabelle related. Oh, because there's the scene where the, oh no, because there's the witches in their house Okay, yeah maybe. I think. I mean it's just that's the thing is like it's very disjointed feeling. Yeah, yeah I don't know and I just kept being like, hey Nana, where are you on this? Like why are you not taking care of this? I don't know. Like the second half of the movie just seems to like kind of lose the plot of it. It seems like they didn't know how to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to the to the the to the to to the to to the to to to the the the the the the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo too the the the the plot of the the the 't know how to wrap it up. Oh yeah well we can get to that. Okay. I also

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Yeah, the cop and Danny, Alex, who's the other guy that shows up? Their assistant? It doesn't matter. The cop's name is Brad. Is it? Yeah, and I refer to him as a beef cake at some point in my notes. That's a good knit. Yeah, he's got like the Tom Selicie Stash and the threw.

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All right, fine. I have the note right before Brad gets bitten. Yeah. I feel like I'm the the sometimes when I drink. But I don't know what I meant by that. I wonder what I was telling. Let's parse that. What's going on there? What is going on there? Is it getting bitten? I'm not biting people, am I?

I have the note. You have the tree from sleepy hollow in your backyard? What do you think's going to happen? Yeah, someone's definitely gonna hang on themselves from it. My notes are just, I like, and just, they're just getting progressively angrier and angrier, like, why doesn't anyone know where the fucking basement is probably under the goddame kitchen? This is when I think Lorraine, Warren falls like through the floor, through the floor, and no one runs's hitting the walls. Who are you? She's in the mother fucking basement, you dumb shit, mother fucker, schmooming, son of a bitch. How awful most it be to heat that house when you have four feet of space in the wall?

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I think for me, this suffered a little bit from someone being like, this is so bad. thrown. from someone being like, this is so bad, it's so bad, you won't believe how bad it is, because I know how much you hate it. So I was expecting it to be much worse than it was. And that first half, I think, is actually legitimately good. I think it's very well shot. I think the jumpsuits are great. I think the characters, though some are what happens to them other than the Warrens which I don't care if they fall down a well yeah spoiler alert they don't but I didn't hate it as much as I think you did but only because I was just

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Maybe, yeah, because Ed's been dead since 2006. God rest his soul. Somebody rest his soul. Boshiva. I was also annoying when you do it was just working on that dude's car without asking him. Yeah, like, this is how I get away from a house full of seven women or however many of them were six women were living in them, you know. A little house on the prairie size amount of women. Yeah. Yeah. So I can't go as low as you did.

I'm going to give it a five. I've seen worse. I've seen worse. Sure. And I really liked those elements that did remind me of the sixth sense. Like I really liked those ghosts. But then there was that fat lady lady that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that with black metal makeup? Yeah, why? Was she crying? I don't know what that was. Yeah.

And then stuff like that just pisses me off. And also his shmoomy phase. So five, could have been worse, seen worse, seen better. Yeah. Yeah. You know what else is better? Is that good? I love it when you do my segues. I mean they're great because you're like this is dumb by doing this right? I'm doing your dumb thing right. I'm sorry I'm just

always dead panning whenever I'm you. Cryptocurium. Cryptocurium? What's what's that? What's cryptogaring? Well Katie, why don't I tell you about the new exciting news that we told you about last week? You ready? Yeah. I realized I was just nodding. You're not like pointing and I was like, what are you gonna say? What's happening now? What's happening? What's happening is you're talking, you're talking now. And you.

And three, two, go. Cryptocurium, parcel of terror. Jason is doing a very exciting thing for this fall. Halloween, Halloween. We can't just leave it. Oh yeah, yeah, no, it's going to drive people insane. Now they have to finish it themselves. Halloween! I can't do what I'm sorry.

You know how I feel about completing these things when you do them? So, mental problems. So, Jason is doing this awesome thing where he's doing a trick-a-bo-treat box for October. Trick a treat is what kids traditionally say on Halloween. Oh, they do? Yeah, Halloween is a- I thought they just threw shit at my window and said, give me candy, bitch! And I'm like, kids, get out of here.

That's not true. My neighbor kids are very nice. I wish they would would steal their gates and that was the trick. It's really funny or paint your house. Paint your house? They were just like paint spots on your house. That's so di. I know I love it. I believe the 20s were just like... I feel like last week we just talked about how much we hate pranks. And you the last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last. I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the their. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's the the the the th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's really the. It's really the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. Halloween related, probably damage. Halloween related, it totally gets a pass for me. Okay, well, I'm gonna just poop in your front yard. How are you gonna feel about that?

I think I've got two dogs. You're just doing it in the pack. When did the dog get out of here? So drink. I'm just dog me, is this what you're paying us for? Boop talk. They're gonna be filled with Halloween theme sculpts and stories, Halloween theme stories from people.

And you know what Jason does. You know he's gonna knock it out of the fucking park. This dude loves Halloween. He's got to. He's living Halloween. He's basically Mr. Halloween. He's got to. He's living Halloween. Yeah, man. He's basically Mr. Halloween. He's Jack Skellington. This is Halloween. No, I know. Stop doing it to me. Stop doing it to me. You know I can't stop. I feel like people are like, why is she always singing?

She's like basically tone deaf. It's super annoying. No, I'm the lead in and I'm a way worse than you are. And I sung on th th th th th th th th th th he he he's basically he he he's basically th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi is basically thi is basically is basically is basically is basically is basically is basically th th th th th th th he's he's basically he's he's he's basically he's he's he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's basically thi. He's basically thi. He's basically thi. He's basically thi. He's basically thi. He's basically thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. He's basically thi. He's thi. It's super annoying. No, I'm the lead-in and I'm a way worse singer than you are, and I sung on records. I sung on the MaxiPad's record sweatpants hookers. I have vinyl pressings of me singing. Weird. What's vinyl pressing? Just kidding. So get in there. These are part of the parcel of terrace.

No, if you sign up for the parcel, the parcel, terror. If you sign up for the parcel of terror, you will get these things. And then for the rest of the year and next year, and as long as you keep paying Jason, you will continue to get cool stuff every month, 35 bucks a month. How would you sign up for such a thing? You go to the crypto curm. CRY PTOC U R I U M dot com. Yes. You got that part. You got the parcel slash parcel of terror subscription box.

And that's never. You can click. Yeah. Click around. Sign up for this. You won't regret it. And this should, this could be your impetus to getting in on this. Because you love Halloween. You love Halloween. You love horror movies, you love Halloween, you're gonna want to get in on this. If you're here, if you're with us, here in episode 96, you love Halloween.

And that is our one sponsor for this week. Hey, thanks for the money. Yeah, so let Jason know that you heard about it from us. Yeah, definitely sign up. And then if you, you know what, this would be a really great gift for someone, someone you know who loves who to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to send it to them. They're gonna love it. Yeah. And or make some kids Halloween. Whoa. And you're like, hey, kid, you're alone trick-or-treating. And I don't want to make this sound creepy.

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She's super funny in Facebook. And she says, hello, bear wolf slambulance. Hey, guys, I'm thirfaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. to to to to to to to thi. thi. the show. So I'm interested in asking you guys about two topics, really. One, horses. Two romantic movie moments. One, did a horse hurt, Katie? I'm always surprised at the horse phobia, especially since I listened to baby geniuses where the horse love knows no bounds. Katie, if you had to defend your horse phobia,

to Lisa Hannawalt, what would your three main arguments be? And two, for either of you, has a horror movie ever resulted in romance? Conversely, has a horror movie ever caused complete and utter failure on that front? When I first met my husband, I tried to put the moves on it by suggesting we stay up late to watch an American whereof in London. Apparently he had never heard of it despite being a film student. Come on, guy. Mr. Danica, does not know. th. th. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to th. to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. to. W. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to also didn't get the overt subtext of the offer, so he just said, oh no, thanks, let's watch Team America. It was a very unsexy time. Fuck. I think this is a thing with him because he also recalls being asked to watch a movie with

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Please. Why have a long face? Oh. Danica, look what you've done. Look what you've given him opportunity to do. I'd clap. Now, how about the romantic elements? I mean, does that mean have I ever like made out watching a horror movie? I think it means if you ever used it to get your to get your bone down. I mean I've definitely made out watching horror movies but I can't think of anywhere I was like I'm definitely gonna get you know there was no like specific thing that I set out to do. Yeah. I definitely hooked up with a dude in college because he was like come back to my dorm room and watch seven and I was like to tho. And I was like thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. I'm. up to. Because I was like, what's in the box though? Ugh, you know. I don't think it's a good match, horror and fucking. But isn't it historically like the old trope of like the girl wanting to hold your hand

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Yeah. But yeah, no tendencies. No, I like it. The suicidal tennis? Yeah, thanks, Danica. Yeah, this is fun. Also, thanks for always being so clever on Facebook. You're great.

Yeah. I feel like I need to step my clever gamethe world of our friend and yours, Stephen Kang. Stephen Kang? With That? That? We're going to watch Stephen Kang's That. The minis series that? The two-night event. Stephen King's it. Yeah. They're remaking this so it seems appropriate that we do it. They're doing like a whole series out of it now. Oh really? I just know that the kid from Stranger Things is the kid, is a kid in this. Oh, nice. Yeah. Wait, the entire cast is kids.

What kid from Stranglings? The main boy. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what's it? Yeah.

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I love Tim Curry. Yeah, he's great. So yeah, Stephen King's It and Katie, we're fast approaching our 100th episode. Yeah, what are we going to do? It's actually just going to be an hour of you and I clips of our best episodes, which is none of them are funny though. It's just us being like- You remember that time I was talking about demons. And I'll be like, what?

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guys and thank you for telling your friends we're still growing. Yeah. Growing, not showing, I would say. Gets, I would say. Guys, guess what I did today? Shit. This is important. This is important. This is important. What did you do today, Katie? I bought t-shirts. We got t-shirts.

We got t-shirts! Wear-wolf ambulance t-shirts? They don't exist yet, but they're ordered. So we will let you know how to order those from us. Yeah, drawn, the design is done by our friend Justin gray. It's fucking spectacular. It feel like he's just mad. Oh, he doesn't care. No, he's mad. I know it. It's like how Lorraine Warren knows that Judy's in trouble.

I know that Justin's man. Because we have this like thing and I have a locket with his picture. It's super weird. Justin's upset. We have to get the t-sha-a't-s t-s t I accidentally tweeted something about Ricky Martin from the wherewool thanks twitter the other day, and I thought about leaving it and I was like, I can't do that. That's our brand you're messing with.

Yeah, I know. They don't live Levita Loka. Thank you for the iTunes reviews. Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks for telling your friends, thanks for sharing our stuff. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So amazing. So we're going to get to a hundred. A hundred episode coming up soon. Yeah, never thought we'd get here.

Started from the bottom and now we're here. Ugh. You want to be here? I don't want to be Drake. Thank you for listening to another episode of Warwulf ambulance ambulance. you