Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 98- The Ring (2002)

Episode Date: September 5, 2016

Dear EMTs, it's been seeeeveeen daaays since our last episode so you know what that means! Well, it means that we put out an episode every week, obviously. It also means that this week, we're discussing the 2002 remake "The Ring." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: more digressions than possibly any other episode to date, how much you'll love this movie if you're really into VHS technology, whether or not that child is a Culkin, more bad parenting from cinema parents, the appearance of Brian Cox and so many unanswered questions. Do you like this movie? What about the original Japanese film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also email us at [e-mail], where you can buy a WWA t-shirt by sending us an email with your name, address and desired size, plus Paypaling $15 to that same email address.  While you're in the mind to spend money, check out our sponsors! It's not too late to sign up for Cryptocurium's special "Treat" box, and you can get it at www.cryptocurium.com. You can also get a discount on some of Dylan Garrett Smith's extremely excellent art by using the coupon code EMT25 at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Guys, we've been trying to figure out an intro for this episode. Neither of us has a joke. Neither of us has a joke. There's nothing funny about this. Hello. Hi. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. This is wherewulf ambulance ambulance. Welcome. It's raining outside. Is it? Yeah, it's raining, it's a. I'm Katie. This is wherewoof ambulance. Welcome. It's raining outside. Is it?

Yeah, it's raining. It's a little gloomy out. Do you want, do you want to watch this VHS that I got? Yeah, in this cabin that we're in? Yeah, you know I wouldn't go into cabin, but sure. So we're talking about the movie the ring Yeah. Or the Rang? The Wrang Wrong. Ring Rang Wrong. The 2002 remake.

Yeah, Naomi Watts. Brian Cox. I was about to say, I can't believe this is the first movie we've done with Brian Cox, but he was in Trick-Tree. It was in Trick-True. He has so many I movie you're watching. He's just like, what the fucks Brian Cox do here? It seems fucked up that we've had like two episodes with the younger sister from Ginger Snaps. True. And only two Brian Cox. Yeah, they should not be. They should not be on equal footing.

No, they should not be. We had a reflect on what we're doing as a podcast. Although he's in all those like, like, thi's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th., th., th., th., th., th.... th.. th.. th. th. th. th that jazz. I don't know a Jason Bourne movie. I've never seen a. I can't wait until we start a born cast. I mean, it's called Born Again. Oh God, that's so good. Copyright, copyright. Yeah, all right, I'll watch them.

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It's a really long late fee. I don't think I checked it out. I think it was somebody else I don't think I would the foolishness to rent the ring too. But maybe I would. This movie really made me think a lot about myself and my own tastes. Okay. And it made me feel kind of bad about myself. No. Let's get into that a little later. Okay. So the basic plot of this film is

you'll find a videotape, watch the videotape and on the, and it's filled with all these nightmarish images and a high-pitched squeal that made my dogs go insane when I was watching this. Oh yeah? Yeah, the dogs went nuts. And then when you're done watching the video, you get a phone call. On your landline. Like you do. Because there weren't a lot of cell phones. Though they have cell phones in this movie that they are unable to use use the the the the phone on the person on the other end of

the phone will say you have seven days yep and then at the end of the seven days you die with a funny face. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much it but the first line of the movie is I hate television. Yeah and I already disagree. I love television. I know they're not living in the golden age of television like we are but it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I they. I they. I they. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. to to the. to to to teeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeee. theeee. the. the. I the age of television like we are but it's true there was no Madmans. Go fuck yourself you're so goddamn teens. Tins are the worst! I do like that it's like it starts off as a very like teen urban horror like yeah it gets right into like this is the urban legend oh but wait it's not a legend. Yeah I like that set up a lot and it's very true to the original in that format in that format in that format in that format in that format in that format in that format in that format in that format th format th format th format th th th th th th the the th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. I. I's te. te. te. tean. tean. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. te. te. their. their. true to the original in that format as well. OK. Although that whole intro scene with this girl, these two girls who are like BFFs, all of it is completely unbelievable.

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that's handled really well in this. I think one supernatural thing that's handled very poorly is the precocious child who I was convinced was a Colkin is not a Colcon I was so sure like they're also you know what I mean like they all that distressing look about them and he I that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the I the I th I th I the I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th the the the the thi the the the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th is like th is like th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th is th is th is th is th is like th is like th is like th is like th is like th is like th is like the like the like like the like like the like the the the the the the the the the the thee the the thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they have that distressing look about them and he I swear this kid's a Culkin he's not and she's like a really bad mother. She's terrible she's a Lorraine Warren if I've ever seen one. Yeah she's worse than Lorraine Warren I would say I would say I would say I would say I feel like he thii-like their mother Rachel he calls her Rachel they feel like more of a thi they feel like but he like starts getting messages from the little girl. Why? Why is he getting messages from her? He's psychic. Why? Is he? He's got the shine? Okay, but then why doesn't his mother, after he tels her that he's getting messages from the little girl, ask him for help? Like, yeah, I don't know. He knows more than you. You just hang up the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone phone the phone the phone the phone phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone? the phone? the phone? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the the. the th. the th. the. than you. And you just hang up the phone on him. I read a lot of reviews that were just saying

that the weakest part of this film is the character development. Oh yeah. And like Rachel has like nothing. She has a nothing nobody. And that's a shame because Naomi Watts is really enjoyable and good actress. She's good in roles that give her something to be good with. Yeah, I mean like our like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoged, thoes, the the the the thi, thoes, their thi, their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their thi., is thi., is thiaughea, is thi.ea, thea, thea, thia, thia, thia, is th to her is going to the kid's school, and the

teacher is trying to talk to her about some drawings, because kids are, you know, kids are always making these disturbing drawings. And she sits on the table instead of at the table. And then like, she says to the teacher, and the teacher's try and you said you said, you said yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself, you're to say, you're to say, you're to say, you're the the to say, you're not, to say, to say, the to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to to to to to to to to to to say, their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their, their, their their, their, their, their their, their their their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, trying, trying trying to to their try., the teacher didn't say that. Also like this woman does not get paid enough for you to be so rude to her she's being so rude to the teacher. She's really shit and she walked into the classroom like on the phone like yeah yeah yeah no no fuck you yeah eat it fuck boy. You're not like a newspaper you're not like I don't know. She's contentious. Yeah but it's just like are you supposed to like her? to to like to like to like to like to to like to to to like her. to like her. to like her. to like her. to like her. to like her. to like her. to like her. to like to like to like to like to like the the to like to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. She's. She's. She's. She's like, I I I I I their. She's like, I I. She's like, I their. She's like, I I. She's like, I I I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, like, like, the they, like, like, they, they, like, they, like, like, like, what I mean? It's not like they kick off with you not liking her and then she becomes a better mother and a better person and you like her by the end.

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You know, Rachel really loves Kirkland University. Yeah, wearing the shit out of those shirts. I did some quick internet research on Kirkland University. It's in Kirkland Washington. Their mascot is the red-breasted tit thrush. No it is not. Their journalism and video video video video video video the top in the country. Oh, I guess that's probably what it was picked for this movie, huh?

They annually outsell other schools in ladies' sleep sweaters, which seem to be what she was wearing all the time. Interesting. And you'll appreciate this. Polly Shure graduated from Kirkland, uh, Mag, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's probably that's probably that's probably that's probably that's probably that's probably that's probably that's that's that's that's that's 11.5 minutes into the podcast to stick that in there. That's really good. That was the long cut. There is no curriculum university. Oh my facts were made up. I believe it, especially when you said the journalism and video stuff program. That seemed real.

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is the girl that we saw die at the beginning. Right. So she starts researching her niece's death because the same night her niece died, everybody else was in the cabin with her died. Her secret boyfriend and two of his friends. They all died in separate incidents, except the friends I think were in a car accident together. But it seems like the police should have stuck this together, don't you think? Like it was weird to me that her friends at the wake were so willing to tell Rachel about her secret boyfriend but not the police... the police. the police. the police. I I I I I I I the police. the police. the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thea. thea. thea. thea. theateatea. thea. their their their their their their their their their their their the both fucking dead. Well I doubt that the cops rolled up when these two girls were outside smoking, too new teenage girls and Rachel was pretty cool and she said I remember back in my day we used to sneak up to my room and get high. It was so uncomfortable. Wasn't that so? That's a good proof of like, I feel I've discussed this before thi. thi that that's like like that's like that's like like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's thi, that's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, I've the, I've like, I've like, I've thi, thi, I've thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thin, their the get you everything. Like that was still super weird and uncomfortable, you know.

Also that guy was on teen drama, the OC. That's all I wanted to say. This was 2002 was like the height of the male Lego hair. Yeah. All the dudes had that like hair that even stick right on top of your head. Pretty good. Pretty great. This would have been your head. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty great. This would have been your heyday, so yeah, I was like a sophomore in college. Yeah. Yeah, I was pretty into dudes with Lego hair. I feel like every dude in like a faux pop punk band had that haircut. Yeah, that was pretty much my scene. So Rachel finds that photo stub in, yeah.

It's like the whole movie hinges on her finding that photo stub. It does. It does. It tucked into like the folder of a trapper keeper. Yeah. Yeah. So she finds these photos that indicate that her niece had been at this cabin with her friends and their faces are all fucked up.

Right. Somebody had the smudge tool and just smudged up all their face. I was like, that is the least like, why, why that? And the photo of the four of them in front of the cabin, who took it? What? I know, Samaritan. What? What? One reason that I was excited about doing this movie is that, I'm following this Twitter account that basically just spoofs Donald Trump on a conference call line with like Paul Ryan and Mike Pence and just like all of his Chris

Christie all this and it keeps positing the theory that like all night on Thursday nights Donald Trump just watches the ring on repeat I don't know why. So I was like real excited to talk about this movie because I just imagined and like there's one tweet where like Paul Ryan's like, like Donald it's Thursday I thought you're supposed to be watching the ring and Donald Trump's like, oh, I've got baron watching it. He's like he's too young for that. Donald Trump's like yeah, I really messed him up. So if it's been enough for Donald Trump, it's good enough for me, I guess. In a... so she goes to the cabin and has a really awkward interaction with the guy who runs

the cabins and it's mostly on her. The guy who looks like grown-up beavis? Because he does. I thought he looked like Brian from wings. Oh, god damn that I'm a guy named Les posted on Facebook today that the it audible dot com version is read by Stephen Weber Brian from wings? Yes, that's so great I can't wait to buy that. I was wondering how soon you were gonna be I will. I've never purchased an audible book from audible bucks. Will his Georgie be better than mine? No No, no, but I don't know if I want to hear Brian from wings talking about sexy shit. Oh, is he gonna you think I'll do it's gonna be the book? Yeah, I've got sex with 12 year olds BAP-B!

Brian, call Joe, get him to take your flight. Where's Helen when you need her? I assume these are people from Wang's. No, different show. Yeah, it's pretty great. Pretty great show. So she finds the video tape, it's just on a shelf, just sitting on a shelf. She grabs the videotape. Yeah, she knows it because it's not in a case like the other ones. And unlabeled. Yeah, they brought it back, apparently when they checked out. But they didn't check out. Yeah, I guess grown-up Bevis Brian from Wings had gone, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. their their their th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, their, their's, their's their's their's their their, th. th. th. thi. te. toge. toge. toge. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. th. th. th. their their th. It Bevis Spryne from Wings had gone in there and taken it back back and also he's like this is a good one and got to put it back on the shelf. It's just everything that leads to her getting the information is completely inexplicable. Yeah, you know, for sure. And it's it doesn't have to be. You could write this where things make sense and could happen in a real world setting. I will say it didn't feel as inexplicable in either other versions, the book or the other

movie. So this movie just fucked, monkey fucked football. This is the guy who directed like some, like the latter Pirates of the Caribbean movies and that kind of thing. Like that's what's on his roster. Strange. Gorbadol, right? Yeah, Gorbadol. Always a good Gorbadol joke.

So, she watches the video. Is this a cautionary tale about not sitting so close to the television? Is this what your parents were worrying about? And then I was like, remember static? Static? Static isn't a thing anymore, is it? So static is basically gone. Yeah. Weird.

Weird. Also like, I would say 35% of this movie is just like tapes being pushed into VCRs and also like tape technology, like people pushing, pushing buttons to look at the edges of tapes and printing, a lot of printing out of things from tapes. Just like, if you like VHS, you're gonna love this. Where th, where th, where th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. to, to, th. to, thi, thi. to, to, like, to, tape, tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, th. to, to, th. to, to, th. th. th. th. to, th. the. the. the. th. th. th. thapes, if you like VHS, you're gonna love this. Where do you come on down on lingering shots on phones ringing? Oh, you know what? I think it's super compelling. There's a lot of that in this movie, and you're gonna enjoy them. And this, these aren't phones with like caller ID where you can be like, uh-oh, what's gonna, no, it's just a fucking ringing phone. From the grave. From beyond. The VHS is like pretty scary I guess. Yeah, yeah. I mean

there's a lot of like but it's a lot of spooky stuff like there's that gross thing with a fingernail that gets popped off of the nail and there's the woman combing her hair which is always terrifying. See this is where okay let me get into this now I saw this movie around the time that it came out I didn't see in the theaters in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in theaters... the the theaters. I was in in in theaters. I was in the the the the the the the the the the the the. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. the the the the the the the. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. th. th. the. the. th. th. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the time that it came out. I didn't see it in theaters, but I saw it shortly thereafter. And I was terrified of that woman. Sure. Terrified. I mean, like, in my, and I hadn't really seen this movie since probably, like maybe once or twice.

You're more a fan of the sequel. Sure, got it from a video. I remember her in my friend Dan's house as parents house and his mom had all these like old photos of their family like vintage black and white photos okay and I remember being really afraid of them because they looked like yeah yeah the woman from the ring and I remember being like I'm not going in your fucking dining room no it's full of ring ladies and I watched it now and I was you dummy. And then it just really made me think about like,

things I thought were good. Do you know what I mean? I do. It wasn't scary. I remember, I mean, like, to the extent to which I was afraid was extreme. Yeah. Like, didn't want to turn the lights out. That's so dumb. No, but you were also 14 years younger than you are right now. Yeah, but where did I... This is the scare dragon thing I guess.

Oh yeah, I just lost it and it's like this is, I just got real bummed out. But this is also the second time you're saying this. Who knows if... Probably more than that, thiii. to the stop doing this. Well, yeah, you're not setting yourself up to be spooked. No, I gotta do better. And you should have watched an office killer in your office. I should have. I watched that in my living room, which was stupid.

Living room killer. It's Glenn. There is a lot of living room murder in that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess? I don't know. It's a great concept that they didn't come up with, so let's not credit them with it. I feel like the original one, I hate to keep going this and comparing and contrasting, but I feel like the original one wasn't so heavily based on CDI.

There's a lot of CDI in the 2002 one. Like the ladder falling is obviously C. the latter, it's in the next scene. But yeah, so they watched this video. I wanted to ask you in a post-Yutube world, would this video be scary? See, I don't know. This movie really made me question a lot of things about what's scary and what I know and what I don't know.

So it's giving me an existential crisis on some level. So that's something. Um, so she, she runs away with the video, runs away screaming. Yeah. Why did she watch it in the cabin where her niece had watched it? She's got to know. I just find her very... She's maddening in the show the decisions that, like, later on she makes some decisions that I'm just like, I hate you so much. So she goes and meets with her friend Noah.

Film boyfriend, he's the worst. Also, neither of these people are American and they're doing great American accents. Their names are Noah and Rachel, which I have the note that's the whitest, 90s name you could give anybody. Yeah, or as biblical as it gets. Oh yeah, that's true too. It's short of being Adam and Eve. Or God. Hi, I'm God. How are you doing?

Can you name a kid God? I don't think so. You think the state will kick that back? Yeah. But I'd ask asking for a friend. Noah's pretty cool though. No, I hate Noah. Do you know how I know. I have a note about his Pennywise sticker.

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We've got it made! They've a great song about questioning why the national anthem is played before hockey games, which I love. Like, it's really odd. Like, you just combine politics and your love of hockey. I love this. I love the Canadian National Anthem though. Yeah, it's so pretty. And it's short, it gets in and out. America's like, oh, drag and on.

On, yeah. Just track on. On and on. We're with you, Colin Kaepernick, I guess. Is that the guy who sat down? Yeah, it's a guy. Yeah, sit down. I'll put public school.

Never gave a shit. Valid. I went to public school in a place where people have Confederate flag license plates, which ironically makes them more patriotic. I hate this country so much. I love it. Yeah.

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I just remember that making a copy ends the curse, What? Spoil, spoil, spoil, spoil. What, what, what, what? But it's such a existential fuck you, that whole thing, like it's a, like, the morality that goes into that, it's just insane. And it ends on that, the last line, but yeah, we can get into that. A lot of staring at phones. There's also, um, the scene where we have yet to meet film boyfriend, but he like stops the child on the street and they look at each other? Yeah. What? And then they just both walk away without saying anything? Yeah.

Why is a child by himself? Because his mother is a deadbeat. I hate her. I hate her. So many of my notes are just I hate her about how much I hate her. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and the, and the, and th, and the, and the, and the, and th, and th, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th, and th, and th, and th. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, and th. And th, and defensible and like the way she has portrayed just makes her completely indefensible. Yeah. And she's like touching his video equipment right after she's like asked him to show her, you know what I mean? Right. And that's like their hint is a way of being like they argued a lot when they were together. Yeah. And then later like eight scenes later when she goes our son. was like, is that supposed to be a reveal?

Like, we all knew it. We knew it. Why else would he be staring at him on the street like a pervert? I really like when they're watching the tape and they start to notice that the, when the tracking is fucked up and you can like bend it over and see more stuff. I really like that reveal. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We'll the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah, that's a really cool concept. Yeah. It's like just the lighthouses. The lighthouses over there. Yeah, which is another thing that, good thing she found it. Also, like, she finds the same picture in a book called,

Lighthouses of America. Yeah. And I was like, good thing that lighthouse is in Americ. thi thii. up and it's in Seattle and I was like good thing that Lado's is local like come on. This has such a it's such a good period of like library use roles in Cal of Cuth. Yeah it's just and she's printing everything I love research montages I guess. I love the machine that prints from watching a video I was like can I have that machine you know just make stills and hang them all over my house. Yeah, that is cool. So at this point in the movie it stops being dumb luck that she finds everything and it is just like

she's actually oh you're actually good at research you're actually good at finding. But she's also doing things like circling Anna Morgan's head in a photo from the newspaper like why you'll remember that's her. Also she is so poorly phot to make this photo? This woman is in the movie. Get some fucking extras. Get your moms in here. Like, what?

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It's just this weird thing of. Oh, I wonder if because, well, did Aidan get his psychic skills by being, because he was best friends with Katie. Yeah. Did Katie imbue him and Becca with this information by having such like a strong psychic connection to the video? I don't know because she like told him that she thought she was going to die, but not her best friend. But she held everything for Becca, thi thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. Did, thi, thi, thi, to die, but not her best friend. Which I find hard to believe that you... But she held everything for Becca. Vecca didn't know about the fuck weekend.

True. That doesn't make any sense to me. No, you tell a friend about a fuck weekend. And you don't tell like your seven-year-old cousin that you're in charge of that you How was your weekend? Well, I was with my fuck buddy. He looks like he's been on a bender for a while too. He's just stunned. He's just stunned by a bright light at all times. So there is a... Sure he's not a Colkin.

He's not a tellago figure come to life, though. He's just like perfectly proportion little Lego head. His eyes are so round and weird. I'm sorry we're talking about a child's appearance here but like... Oh he's a very handsome young man but sure. This is my favorite line in the movie? Yeah. Rachel says to Becca in the insane asylum she says I want to know how Katie died and Becca says you will. She'll show you. And I was like whoa that's awesome. Yeah that's really cool. That like gives me like the goosey pimples. Like that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a good. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I's a th. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's the. I's the. I's very the. I's very the. I's very th. I's very. That's really cool. That gives me the goosey pimples. Like, that's a good little line there. Yeah, you're right.

It's, I feel like you delivered it better than she did. I know. Because when you said it, I was like, well, that's good. But when she said it, I didn't. I didn't. Weird. Red-breasted-tit thrush. She's a big fan of those. RBT's.

Speaking of things people are wearing, why are all of Naomi Watts's pants too short in this movie? She's wearing two raining. Oh, God. It's a practical purpose. You're right. Okay. I did not notice then. They're all too short. I was too busy, like, is she got a Kirkland thing on?

Kirkland? Kirkland? Kirkland? Oh, so she finds out that like all the horses on the island, like, the thanks? Like, theyrown, like, the too' the all the dead horses on the beach. Oh I love the image of dead horses. Katie. What? You just said it was really good. I'm agreeing with you. I'm like yeah sure it's in a creepy way. Not in a way of vindication at all. Can we talk about the cashier? When Noah goes to buy cigarettes? Oh yeah. My cousin died from lung cancer. You don't fucking do this to somebody. Especially if they're patronizing your store.

He's just spending all that money there. They've got to be like seven or eight bucks a back now, right? Oh my god, yeah, I think so. I think we taxed them pretty heavily here in Pennsylvania too, so I think it's even more. When I smoked, you could buy it with a dollar, paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper, Should I pap up right now? Nope. The first pack of cigarettes I ever bought, granted I was 12, was 98 cents. What brand was it? Um, Marbles.

Wow, name brand. I didn't even smoke in those, uh, wavets. This is after I had stopped, uh, like, just stealing cigarettes from family members and stuff and I just started buying my own because the guy at 7-Eleven the thi. . No, no fuck's given. And there was a cigarette vending machine in the local pizza place that we would go to with like just a pocket full of change. Yeah. It's weird to me that there are still cigarette vending machines in places. Are there? Yeah, bars. I didn't see one forever. I was just in... Oh God, a bar down to the tour. Uh, the bars. today. Uh, they's. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. the. the the the. the. Still bars and bitswere where you can smoke too. Oh yeah, well, let's live your life.

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And when you have to keep pulling it and point, oh, it's so good. Just the thought of that rubbing against my trot. It was so good. So gross, yeah. This is after we see the child, watch the tape. Yeah. Can we talk about how fucking irresponsible it is she left left that she. tape lying around, he's a child. And a precocious, like highly intelligent, gonna, gonna find this tape child. Yeah.

It's like, I mean, if you honestly believe that it kills people and you think it's going to kill you, it's a gun. You just left a gun on the coffee table. Like, fuck you, lady. You don't deserve this child. She's terrible. in and taken him away. I refer to him in my nose only as the unloved child. How about when Noah is talking to him and he was like, you know, I'm your dad. Yeah, I know. I just didn't think I'd be a good dad probably because mine wasn't he's like, mm-hmm. Yeah. Turns out you're not. Turns out you're not. I have the note you spoke to the child. I have the note you spoke to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the you you the you the you I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm the the the the the the the the the you the you you you're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that you the that you th. I I I'm tha. I'm tod. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm the that I'm the that I'm that I'm the this child. I wish he lived with his teacher. I'll take this child in.

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Maine to Halifax too. Interesting. Is this just are you crossing borders illegally somehow with this fairy? So she takes the fairy. She's got her her loose folder with all of her papers in it that she's holding over the side of the fair and he was driving me insane while she's looking at it. She's stupid. And so there's a horse trailer on this on this ferry. So she goes up to say hello to the horse as you want to do, hey horse. And she sticks her hand in and spooks the horse. Do not fucking stick your hand. th. And it it it. th. the horse. the horse. the horse. the horse. the horse. the horse. the horse. the horse. the the the the th. the the the th. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thooooom. And so the thooom. th. th. th. th. th. And so th. And so she's. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. the. And so. the the the t. t. t. t. t. too. too. too's. too's. t. too. the the too. the the the the the oh man, I spook the horse, I will walk away now. Yeah. She sticks her hand in again and spooks the horse more.

And again. And then just keep sticking your hand and going, I'm not going to hurt you. Yeah. Which is what only what people say who are about to hurt you. First of all, like, you know I'm not on that horse was wrong. No, not at all. This nightmare lady sticking her hands at you. It's just one of the, this is like one of many inexplicable things that she does where you're like, no person would do this. You know what I mean?

And it just keeps getting worse from this point. And she's almost like trying to prove something like, oh his way out of the trailer, and then is CG-high running around the boat. Yeah. And that's scary. It's really sad. Like, I was like, I'm gonna cry because that horse is losing its mind. It's making me super sad right now.

Yeah. These people are chasing it with ropes. And it leaps over the side of the boat. There's the scene, the shot though where it's charging right at the camera. My heart just started like beating faster thinking about it. Oh yeah. That is very scary. This is the height of the scariness of this movie and the upsettingness and the sadness and just like it all culminates. It all culminates in this scene.

It smashes into the side of the boat. Yeah, and it's winning and crying as it's like get drowning in the water. And then... That blood? It gets chopped up in the fucking motor of the boat and shoots blood out of the back. And I was like, did you have to? Did you have to show me that? Yeah. I guess so.

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Oh, you got to kill a horse. It's the sacrifice needed to get to the end of the world. Man, it's so... Which is an island off the coast of Washington. Or whatever. In the bay, I'm not actually sure. The next note I have is jerk off, and I'm not quite sure why. Because here, I have a similar note. Okay, so she is on the ferry the ferry the ferry the ferry the ferry the ferry th fairy thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thory thi th island to see the Morgan's horse farm. He... Or farm and horses. Ranch. Horse farm. No I think they call it a fucking horse farm.

Probably, probably. I'm sorry. The horse farm just struck me funny. It's a horse farm. Really? Horse farm? Really? Horsfarm? Whatever. He is going to the mental hospital, trying to get the records. And I'm like, who he calls the guy a jerk off as he's breaking in to the basement. But like, who's a jerk off in the situation? The guy protecting HIPAA or the guy with the crowbar? You know what I mean? You were the jerk off, jerk off. And the guy later who is just totally flouting HIPAA, he doesn't give a shit about HIPAA. What do you think? I guess he must have paid him or something. It didn't seem like it did it?

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I mean, I guess so, but like, this woman has been nothing but helpful to you. Yeah, from the jump she was not. And it's a pretty, like, what she said made perfect sense. To me, anyway. Okay, so she goes back to, she finds out, I don't remember what she finds out, it doesn't matter, does it? I guess so. She goes and talks to Brian Cox and he just doesn't want none of it because, well, his family died. And she asks, where's your daughter? And he says, I don't have a daughter? So she asked the doctor about it? Yeah. And the doctor breaks it down and tells her about Samara.

Yeah. And how they adopted her, but she wasn't quite what they expected. Sure. Problem, child, if you will. So then she goes back to Brian Cox's house and it's just rooting through his house. Just fucking walks in and decides to watch his television. Yeah. He has been watching the tape that Noah had been looking for at the hospital. Yeah. Which I'm not sure

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If her husband is like in his 60s, you know what I'm saying? She had no cause to wear those. Maybe it was cosplay. Maybe that was her cause. Fine. I think it was just purely for effect. No, that's fine. Because that's what ghosts wear.

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And I was like, don't you ever have to be at work? Like, what have you been fucking doing? He's, the kid might be the only reasonable person in the movie. Oh, for sure. 100% percent. So we go back to Noah's place. And he's just chilling. Oh, he's got all this garbage furniture and then a fucking Eames chair just hanging out,

which are like, what, like $700, $800 for this chair, like, just chilling. Yeah. Yeah, what's he making money at? Video touches? Oh, he's a good, he's a great video toucher. Well, he went to Kirkland. Yeah, then the TV it turns on and then there's a well in the TV and then which throughout the movie the more people that have been watching the video Samara is coming out of the well a little bit more each time. Oh yeah.

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I've always touted it as being like one of the funniest things ever, and is it really even funny? You know, like, what do I even know? What do I even know? But you have to keep in mind that you are watching these things with different eyes now? There was air quotes, I'm sure you're watching it critically now. Because like like like like like like like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. you guys heard this. And like, because you're watching it critically now. You're not watching it for like, woozy, wazzy times. Yeah, I guess you're right. Trademark, trademark on woozy wazzy times.

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You know what? the same thing? What? Crypt Curium. Cool. So we're going to do a little to boxing here, already missed out on the trick box, unfortunately, the 31st was the deadline for that. You blew it. But the treat box, September 30th, is going to be the deadline for that.

You do not want to miss out on this. As I've been yelling on Instagram to you guys over and over again, you don't want to miss out on this year. It's gonna blow your mind. I can't tell you enough how great this stuff is. We're gonna dig into a box right now. And Katie and I are both going to ooh and ah about what we're looking at.

Katie, give me a little description. Devil Wall Plac, the fifth in our series of cryptozoological themed wall plaques depicts the 13th son of Mother Leeds and scourge of the Pine Barons of New Jersey. Cast and solid resin and individually hand-painted in a metallic red finish, comes ready to hang with attached metal latch. That is gorgeous. Rob's gonna lose his mind. Rob. Rob. Yeah, he's gonna love I love this Crypto Zoology series, and not just because they are all over my house at the moment.

But they're also gorgeous. They are gorgeous and just so detailed. Look at his claws. Look at his head. Yeah, look at his head. It's terrifying. What do we got next? The burning movie?

The burning movie. slash your masterpiece high quality pearl finish sticker printed by two crows printing gorgeous never seen the burning I feel like we should do the burning for this broadcast because Jason fucking Alexander's in that movie George can stand yes we could talk about how I've never really seen sign filled well then you're not gonna get some of my references in next week's episode that's awesome yeah it's really gorgeous what else we we got cropsy print a special companion to the included the burning sticker the dis the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. I I I I I I I................................................................................................... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. print, a special companion illustration to the included the burning sticker. The disfigured revenge seeking caretaker cropsy is brought to you by the cryptochium guest artist, Trevor Henderson, printed on high quality cream card stock.

See more of Trevor's work at Trevor Henderson. to format thoooom. Dude, Trevor and Jason knocking it out of the park. It's cool. It's gorgeous. There was like a Netflix documentary about trying to find Cropsy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a real story? It is. It's a really good documentary. They also did one called Urban Legends. See, I tried to watch, I found them so insufferable.

I couldn't watch it because I knew I would really like it. Something like to punesty. The Wolf Man Magnet, the fifth in our series of classic era monster magnets inspired by the Universal Films, available only through the parcel of terror, cast in solid resin and individual hand painted in a silver screen black and white finish. Holy shit, look at that. That's lovely. Yeah, that's lovely for our being a monster. It is. It's got his beautiful split-top bread hair gone. Yeah, gorgeous. Yeah, fucking out did yourself, dog. And then th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. yourself, dog. And then the Babaduke print.

Baba Duke, Duke, Duc. Jason wrote it. I guess whoever wrote the Babaduke wrote it, whatever. Printed on high quality cream card stock and individually signed and numbered. Please feel free to share on boxing photos or videos on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or YouTube with hashtags Cryptocurium, and hashtag personal terror. Until next month, Jason. Oh, Katie, I think Jason might have thrown a little something in here for you. Yeah, candy.

Thanks, Jason. I don't know if you guys are all getting candy, but this is some witchy warts candy. Looks like hard candy. You know how that get in on this. It's so awesome. Thanks, Jason. Oh my God.

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Oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Dillon has a discount coupon code. What? What? the tubular. Those are good. Thank you. 25 and you get 25% off your order and it's nothing like Gaves I promise. No Dylan's stuff is amazing none of the sleeves will be sewn shut. You'll it I mean he's done stuff for

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that's the email. Sorry we can only ship to America right now. We don't. Listen, like we're just fucking barely getting that. And hopefully we'll have something in the future for people who don't use PayPal and stuff but right now who doesn't use PayPal? It's America. A lot of folks. People that are off the grid. Can I have some more candy? Please? Thank you. I've beautifully designed by Justin Gray. There's so many funny. There's so funny. They're how cool we look? I'm me either. There's so funny. They're the the their face. They're they. How cool we look? I've th. I look. How cool. I th. How cool. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeea. thiiii. theea. theea. thea. thi. thi. the. the. the the glasses down. It actually looks just like you. I feel like he draws me all the time.

Just doesn't tell me about it. Justin. They're also printed by Commonwealth Press in Pittsburgh and they did an awesome job. If you guys need to get shirts and stuff done, go to them, they're rad if you're in Pittsburgh. Rad and affordable. Yeah. And nice. Nice. Nice people. Yeah. We're shi. Shizzle. Katie. What we're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. shizzled. Katie. Yeah. What are we doing next week? We're doing Final Destination. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what year it is. 2000. 2000. I feel like you reference this movie pretty often.

For I had only seen it once before we decided to record it too. So it's weird that we would talk about it so much. So watch Final Destination and check us out next week. Yeah, I found it on Google Play. Yeah, I also watched it on Google Play. Final Destination, buy t-shirts. We did a art, buy boxes, buy all the stuff. We did a limited run of t-shirts because we weren't sure if you were gonna want them, because we had very low self-esteem.

Have continuously. Do you want any more? No, please. more of this candy I'm gonna eat thrust of it. And so we have a limited run right now. So if we sell a lot of stuff, we're gonna order more. And then figure that out. Yeah, figure. You guys, you know how fucking ass backwards we do everything. So we're get there eventually. Should we behave more professionally?

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Oh, it was good. It was good. And I will not jump jumps out of window. It's going to be the longest episode ever. It's going to be eternal. So they'll never get it. So this is goodbye. No, it's a live streaming. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you for listening to another episode of Warewulf Ambulance. Bye. you know, the world.