Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - From the Patreon Files- Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

Hey EMTs, Allen and I have always been pretty open about our mental health with you, and unfortunately this week we just were not in the headspace to make jokes about "The Sacrament," the really very good 2013 Ti West film about the Jonestown massacre. We recorded about 18 minutes of content and they were shit; we tried eating Oreos and even that didn't help. Sometimes things just have to hit the cutting room floor. Don't come for us.  All that being said, we hope you enjoy this episode from our action movie Patreon-only podcast covering "Mad Max: Fury Road" and we'll be back on the main cast again next week with "Zombieland." Oh! and "The Sacrament" is a 9 from both of us, Sour Patch Kids Oreos are an absolute 0. Good lord. 

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But your giant can of beer has five more ounces than my giant can of beer does. This is one pound, one pound. What's a pound? This has one pint, eight ounces. So that's what, twenty-four cans of beer. So I've got 1.3.2 fluid ounces. Okay, see that's cheap. But it's also 7% alcohol, whereas yours is negative percent alcohol? It is 4.something, I think.

Oh, no, 3.8. It's like a Coca-Cola. But the difference is that this is terrible when warm, so I'm going to have to chug it. Okay, let's talk about Mad Max. Don't worry, there's another one in the fridge if you want. Thank you. I can't wait to drink 48 ounces of icy light mango and then drive home. Slushy, sloshy. Oh, Patron's, thank you for choosing this movie. Yeah, I agree.

You're all very kind. I'm really, I'm really interested in that Furies movie that I pointed out. It's like a Hong Kong action movie. Okay. With a lady star, so. Sounds cool? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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talented singing voice. You do. Okay my first note is the title Mad Mex and then the note says nope not madmex I'm gonna call it madmex I'm sorry I just can't get the words Mad Max out of my mouth. For those not familiar with the regional restaurant chains in Pittsburgh. I literally just said to you, where are there Mad Max and you're like, they're in Ohio, they're really well known. And then you just come out and you're swinging at me. I set you up just so I can knock you down. What a friend we have in Jesus. There's a local restaurant chain called

Mad Mex here. Tex-Mex, got some good guck. I think it's even Cali-Mex. I don't know what the difference is. One of them is Texas-based and one of them is California-based? Is it just more avocados in California? Yeah, there's a lot of avocados in their food. Less spicy. Okay. What what you all didn't you all you all you all all all all th you all th you all th you all th you all th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi all thi all thi all thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiol-a-aqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaic hear because I just exercise that. It's sometimes we forget we're talking into microphones. Yes. So yes, we watched Madmex Fury Road. Madmex Highland Avenue. My second note says, I feel like I'm going to think this is stupid.

Oh, for sure. Well, I googled it before watching it. It has a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yes. I agree with those people. OK. I own this movie. All right. I don't own any of the other Mad Max movies.

Wait, tell me about Mad Max. He was a guy before this. So, um, is this a sequel or a continuation of something? Yes, and something else. Okay. So there is the Road Warrior, which is the original movie starring Max Rocketanski. Okay. Who is originally played by Mel Gibson.

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He's well, he's almost 80 years old, right? Take a ramp. But like, stop jerking off this like ideal of ending. Anyhow. So, so yes, so. Oh, our patrons are also exclusively true of the voters. So, there's that. And then there is the Mad Max sequels. There's Mad Max.

And then there is Beyond Thunderdome. Okay. Beyond Thunderdome has Tina Turner in it. Oh, I love Tina Turner. We don't need another here. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's where the Master Blaster things come from. If you've ever heard the two-man enter, one-man leave,

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I'm men love Tom Hardy. He is the... I don't know why. No, but it's true. All men love Tom Hardy. He's so dreamy. I love the fact that was like, someone asked him about his sexuality, he's like, I'm an actor, of course I fucked men. And I was just like, fuck you. Yeah, Tom Hardy. He seems like a decent human being. There's all these videos of him petting dogs. You love that. Have you seen the videos of him reading bedtime stories to children? No.

Where during the pandemic he would just go out into his garden and read bedtime stories to children and then like explain them to them. Wow. And he's like, okay, and that's the end of it. Have a great night. Cute. And it's like, oh got the puffy puffing. Puffin puffflips. No, that's all legit.

Okay, good. Who doesn't want to snoochie about? This is a movie of like, hey, let's take all the most beautiful people you've ever seen the fucking thing together. Don't try to than the Kravitz child. The one, what is her name, uh, Riley is, no not Riley Keo, Abby Lee? Is Elvis's granddaughter.

Oh. Do we not, we're not going to talk about Abby Lee Miller? Who's that? She's the dance mom's lady. I like to just go, I know something. I know something. I know something. But Missy was like, oh that's all of his granddaughter. And I was like, yes, of course it is. Holy shit, she looks just like him. Wow, okay. All right. Yeah. That is his granddaughter. And they're just like,

nonstop beautiful people. Yeah. And then they were like rub some dirt on him. I't know. Put him in like toilet paper out in the desert. Also Charlie's Theron. Oh yeah. She's fine she's not like cute or anything. She's cute I guess she's cute. She's tue. She's fine. What? But Charlie's Theeron is just like their on is just like, thu- thuke? Butch Charlie's tharon is still thiron is thiron thiron thiron thir on thir on is thir on thir on is thir on thir on thir on thir on thir on thir on thian thir on thian thian thian thian thian thian thu. I thu- thir on thir on thu- thu-Ia' thian thian thian thian like thian like thian like thian like thian like thian like thian. I's like thian. I's like, I's like, I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's thi. I's thra-ch. I's thra-ch. I's thra-ch. I's thi. I's thi. I's th, she's not that butch Charlie's thereon is still more feminine than I've ever been in my whole fucking life. I don't know. She's rubbing automotive grease on her forehead. That's like her look though. Yeah, yeah, it's a good look. Good look. She's like it really makes my eyes pop and I'm like, I wish I could figure out how to make that to make to make to make to make to make my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my to make my my to make my to make my eyes to make my eyes to make my eyes to make my eyes to make my eyes to make my eyes my my eyes my my my to make my eyes to make my eyes my to make my eyes to make my eyes to make my eyes to make my eyes. How far into this are we? Oh, like nine minutes, it's fine. You guys are getting your money's worth this week.

I also celebrate her for, oh fuck, I can't remember the name of the TV show, but it's on Netflix and it's a show about, like people who like race cars, right? Okay. And they have to race them through obstacle courses uh what and they're doing like oh fuck I want to watch it it's uh hold on I'll just look it up now because I can edit it out because that's what we do here this isn't do do but sometimes you don't and sometimes you'll leave in the music and sometimes we sing along Charlie's Charlie's Theoron, Car Show.

Car show. It's called Hyper Drive. Okay. It's on Netflix. I highly recommend it. And there's this one woman who's a South African. And she goes to the girl's a South African driver and Charlie's Theeron is South African and she goes to the girl's house or the woman's house to meet her before like, you know,

they do this like on reality shows they do like the behind the scene things and you get to know people. And this driver is called the Queen of Smoke. And Charlie's Theron is, you know, a mom and a regular ass lady on some level, and she's like, I want to meet the smoke queen. And it's like, that's adorable, you got it wrong. But like, the fact that she produced this show of like, people hot rotting and doing donuts and stuff on like obstacles. HyperDrive, it's fantastic. I can't wait to watch it. I love her. I mean,

she's cute. She's cute. She's cute. That's it though. Do we do Atomic Blonde on here? We did. I loved it. I loved it. The choreography was so good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's great. Well, I can't wait to die in an apocalypse. I am going to be the fucking first in line. These people with the water buckets buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their b buckets their buckets. their water buckets, just lay down and die. Give up. How is everyone that survive the apocalypse some form of amputee at this point? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It seems unreal. How long after the apocalypse is this taking place?

Are we to know? We don't know, but we are to assume it's been a while because there's been enough time for like areas to change climatically. Okay. Like the green place is there a swamp. Right, true. Or like a mud hole. A mud hole basically. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so, yeah. So it's been a while. They make it seem like children can't be born, but then there's fucking children running around all over the place. Like children are extra special, but there's a ton of them. Well, I think that children that are extra special in this are the ones that are the children of the godhead who has taken over the water of the world. But they've also got these women hooked up to like breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast breast pumps. Those are for his kids and for him to drink to keep him young. I see. Yeah because he's drinking breast milk at one point. I think

several people do. Yeah. Okay. His son Rickdest or whatever his name. Oh, former W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. Ressler Nathan. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He does have that vibe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the time. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. he. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. he. he. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah...................................................................... Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah........... end of the movie. So funny. So we got Tom Hardy, all beard-eaten, long-haired, and two-headed lizard eating. Yeah, oh, it was a two-headed lizard, okay. Yeah, I just wrote, that's a skink or something. And he gets chased down by the War Boys, yeah. Who are thesethese goiter having... Yes, where does that come from? From the Apocalypse to After Effects? Yeah, for not having iodine in your diet, you get goiders.

Why can't they just get salt water? Because they're in the middle of Australia. Fucking move. The rest of Australia did. Well, I think we're supposed to assume that there's been some sort of like nuclear apocalypse that's happened that's made parts of the world completely uninhabitable. Okay. And that's why they have to live in the ass-ass desert. I just think that every, you can always get to salt water if you need to. But it's also very confusing because I've always thought these movies were supposed to take place in Australia Australia, but there's an entire gang of Russian speakers in this movie. Where the fuck did they come from? I don't know. It's so weird. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, he gets caught by the war boys who are like the the fighting troops of Immortin Joe. Yes. The man who runs this place. This little citadel. Yeah, yeah. And they take him and tie him up the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theiru. their their their. their. their. their. their f. their f. their f. their. their. their. their. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I. F. F. I. I. I. their. their. I. their. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. F. their. F. The citadel, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And they take him and tie him up and give him an extremely descriptive tattoo.

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You know, I don't know my blood type. You should know your blood type. Don't you ever donate blood? I have donated blood. I have donated blood. I'll give you a card. It's got your thing on it. I'm a plus. I'm a plus. It's. It's a the card. It's a the card. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't th- I don't know th- I don't know th- I don't know- I don't know-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-a-s-a-s- Okay. I'm sure I can look it up, but I just don't know what off the top of my head. Yeah, Google it. They also give him not only the prescriptive tattoo, but the very trendy haircut, which I thought was kind. Yeah. I mean, Charlie's Thereon has to fall in love with him some way. I think it's because he doesn't talk above this the entire movie? He has eight lines, so yeah, it's like... Which is funny that this is called a Mad Max movie because it's obviously a Furiosa movie.

Yes, and she's a character that's been in other films? Or is this her introduction? But there is a Furiosa movie in production that's a prequel to this. I did see that, okay. Starring your friend in mine Anna Taylor Joy as Furiosa. Okay, nice. And I was like, how, is she gonna bulk up? Because she's not impressively physical like Charlie's there on it.

Well, maybe she's gonna bulk up. And Chris Hemsworth is playing a Morton Joe in it. So one of the Chris's, one of the Hemsworths. He's the one that was in Cabin in the Woods? Yes. Got it in one! He's Channing Tatum? No! Look you should be proud of me. I am proud of you. I'm always proud of you. You know that. Stop it. I love the like change in language that's happened. the, the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, tho, th the, th the the th is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, he's th is is th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the, the, the is the is the is that, that, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th happened where like the when Furiosa goes rogue. So Furiosa is supposed to be going to drive to get more gasoline as they call it. The gas town? From gas town and bullet town.

The names for everything are very stupid. Yeah, but I think like it's a really weird thing of where in the post-apocalypse, only the dumb seems to have survived. Yeah, I don't think that's how that works. It's like a world for 12-year-old boys. Yeah. Like, you know, I mean, from the language chasing from gasoline being guzzoline and kamikaze is kamikaze to later out in the movie when they go on the battle march and there is a giant trumpset

and guitar player. I cannot say enough good things about that guitar player. I cannot and I will not say enough. He will not get his due that he deserves from me. Every time Missy would see him, she goes, that's so dumb and so fucking great. Oh, he's just shredding. So these pale baldies are the war boys.

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but daddy I love him! The one thing I like about George Miller is like who was directed all the Mad Max movies? Including the early ones. Yeah, yeah, well, I was like it it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi is thi is th. This is basically is basically is basically is basically is basically is basically is basically is basically is th. It is th. It is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, thirty, thirty thirty thirty thirty years, thirty years, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. It was like, thi. It was like, thi Max movies? Oh including the early ones. Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess about that early but yeah. Well, no, it was like 30 years ago. Yeah, early 80s. Oh, 40 years ago. Yeah, yeah.

All right. All right. Um, so he, uh, he is like, he's just all in on this being what happens in the, like, in the second movie, when shit has gone downhill in the apocalypse is in full bore, there's a character named Lord Homunculus, who is just this dude in S&M bondage gear, who keeps people strapped to the front of pickup trucks and tries around. Like, it's real weird. It's like, that is some sex shit. It's very bizarre.

Which I think like when Tom Hardy is strapped to the front of a car and this, it's a call back to that. Same thing with his tattoo is a call back to be on Thunderdome where someone, Thunderdome is run by on pig shit. That's the in this country. And it would smell way worse.

Yeah, but I'd eat so much more salami. But you can, and so it's illegal to kill pigs. So we meet a character in that that, it has killed a pig and has pig and has pig tatted to us chest. Ah, now it's done to you, truly? You ever pet a pig? I love pet and a pig. Yeah, they're great. They're really super smart animals. Makes me feel so bad about how much of them I eat.

But I love them. But Daddy, I love them. You've ever heard of the Limetown podcast? It's a podcast, it's like a scripted, like, story podcast. And there is a storyline about a pig that is implanted with a chip that gives them psychic abilities and they could communicate with people. Oh my god. And it's one of the saddest fucking things that ever in my life. It's so good.

And you're like, I'm a vegetarian. That's what I said to the podcast. I wrote into them. I'm six foot to you and I'm a vegetarian and I just wanted you to know smugs, smug, smug, smug. I used to be straighted. Smok, smug, s'fux, s'uks. Alan, earlier this evening showed me a photo of himself with a big X drawn on his hand and I said, that wasn't to get into the fuck out of there. I don't care what you do, just walk. Just walk till you die. Walk till you die. Yeah, what do you live in four people? He's so, uh, a Morton Joe, a very stupid

name, controls the water supply, but wastes it in these shows of excess. Yeah. Why? Just because he can. But Shirley's there on does it at the end too, and I thought you're supposed to be the good the good the good good the good good good good good good good the good good good good good good good good good the good good good good good good the good good good good good good good good good good good the good good good good good the good good good the good good the good the good the good the good the and I thought you're supposed to be the good guy here. Yeah. There are water wars. Oh my god. He tells people not to get addicted to water. It will to survive. He tells people not to get addicted to water. It will to tell you. It's just my will to survive is genuinely so weak. The slightest breeze could knock it out of me. I would just I would love to get knocked over by a breeze and have to lay on the sidewalk for a while. I would love that. I just can't keep going. I remember years ago falling on the ice and just be like, is this it? My ice gonna lay here until it's done? Until it thaw. Until the spring thaw. My knees really fucking the fucking that onethey have. Sure.

I guess it's a winch, right? Yeah, yeah, my term is better. To bring like the cars up and down on different levels. Oh, here's where I wrote, Gastown equals Breezewood PA, a joke for just a couple of you. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's a town of motels. Yeah.

And gas stations. Yeah. And the place closest to us that you can buy Middlesworth barbecue chips. The Weekender bag? Oh, they're the best barbecue. Really? Nice and sweet, little bit spicy, perfect amount of barbecue. Middlesworth.

Big N. Okay. That's the closest place you can get them. I'll look into it next time I stop there. Stop and get them. Get the weekend or bad because you're going to want all of them. Love it. Hot tips. Pro tip. Pro tips. So Furiosa is going to get gas from Gastown, which is where you keep the gas.

That's where you're gas. boys with her on her war rig. Yeah. Which she's going to get the gas in. But she breaks off from the predetermined path. Yes. And she tells the war boys that she has a different mission. And they're like, okay, different mission. She's the boss. Yeah. She's the Imperator. Yes. Could you hear that I roll? Keep in mind it's sometime far in the future. Language has changed, words have broken down. There is no schools anymore. No, and I mean, I feel like this movie is really trying to do like a message of feminism, but it's so badly done, you know?

They're like, girls rule and boys do indeed rule. So I'm glad she gets a position of power over these men. We see the breast pumping room. Yeah. He should try a lot of water to produce breast milk. So they're probably addicted to water too. Yeah. And that is how I felt in every airport nursing or pumping room, genuinely just sitting there across from some other woman who's also pumping and you're like, hey. Did you have like super ornate silver milking things on you? I should have. For as much as I liked to be like, fuck you, I'm pumping.

I really should have. So they realize that Furioza has gone off the trail because the little guy's sitting in the chair watching her and he says, she's gone rogue or whatever. And a Morton Joe runs back to where he keeps his brood of breeding women. I thought she was going to have taken babies. And I was like, please let her have that truck full of just like muleling babies. It's like a hen house filled with babies.

No, she stole the beautiful women. Yes, she just looked, good thing the uggos get to stay in there and pump, am I right? But he runs in there and there's paint on the floor that says our babies will not be warlords. I wrote, oh good, the liberals are here. Which I don't think I met sarcastically. And there is the woman who was like the nurse made to all of these breeders. And she's gonna shoot him, but she doesn't get a chance to.

And he grabs her and takes her with him to go track down Furiosa. Yes. And he unleashes the war boys. In their bass drums, which I'm glad they survived the apocalypse. So silly, so fun. So fun. I mean, they're clearly just like standard issue marching band bass drums that they're using. It's just like where they're not in the East survive, but winches didn't, I don't know. It's just, you have no power source other than people's feet. Yeah, there's no electricity. But this bass drum is in perfect condition. Well, people can make a new bass drum. Out of fiberglass? I just love it because I think he's like, all right, well, what did this happen? But what if we put it on 11

when it happened? Sure. What if we did the most ridiculous fucking thing? Like, get me guys from Cirque to Solay, because I got some ideas for later on this movie. The Cirque to Solay guys wrote that down. And they are legit performers from Cirque to Solih. I'm sure they are. I'm sure that as far as I know from Warhammer 40,000, these guys, the war boys are just orcs.

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I knew people who huffed. Uh. Uh, yeah. My generation was like, look, we know that's gross. We have weed. Witness me, Katie. Witness me. I'm going to say that the next time I'm about to eat too much pizza. Witness me! Oh God, I wish that wasn't a weekly experience for me. Oh yeah.

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that's their beef with America. Okay, all right, for sure. And also like, they're scary and v and and they get really hot and then really cold, and there's all sorts of things that want to bite you. I just think it's bad. I just think it's bad. I don't want to victim blame. But every time I hear about someone dying of,

like exposure or heat exhaustion in Death Valley, like, what were you moved there. We literally named it. Yeah, we chose that name. Yeah. Fools. We didn't call like, I don't know, cotton candies and tiddy belly. It's not pleasantville, is it? Oh boy. But I hope I don't have to live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape in order to one day get to use a flame thrower. I would really like to use a flame thrower. Would you? I would like to just feel that power in my hands. Yeah, I bet it's fun. Have you ever done the lighter and hair spray flame throw? You haven't?

No, I'm pretty fucking responsible. Oh, we're going to do that after this. Okay, great. I was a try. I was a a child. Yeah, we were a boy. Yeah, I remember when I found out you could put alcohol on your hand and light it on fire and it didn't burn you, would just burn off. Oh my god, I was very stoked about that. That's disgusting.

I'm the fire now. Well, Satan phase there. Here I wrote, oh good, I already forgot about the guitar guy, because every time they show them, I was I was I was I was the the the the the the the the their their their their their I was their their their their their their forgot about the guitar guy because every time they show him I was like, yay! So they drive into this sandstorm. Chaos ensues. I leaned over to Rob at one point and I was like this chase scene has been happening forever and he was like, oh this whole movie is a chase scene. I was like, uh-oh. He's right. He's not wrong. But I really loved it when like the the Warboys the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie is is is the movie is thoys thoys thoys thoys th thoys thoys tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s the movie movie movie movie movie movie is tho-s the movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie is a cha chase movie movie movie is a cha chase movie is a cha chase movie is a cha chase movie movie is a cha chase movie is a ch. the movie movie movie is a ch is a ch is a ch is the movie movie movie movie movie movie is the movie is the movie movie movie is the movie movie movie is the movie movie movie movie movie movie movies is the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the the they's movies they's movies chase scene is a chase scene is a chase scene is a chase scene is a chase scene is a chase scene is a chase scene is a chase scene is a chase the the Warboys cars got like whipped up into the tornadoes that were in there and like it was just really fun. Plus there was like all the chaos of Madbacks trying to get released from being on the front of that car being a blood bag for Renfield. Why is he a blood bag? What is his blood, what purpose is his blood serving?

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He sure is athletic for having been drained of blood, too. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's just the anger. I guess. A lot of anger. They've stolen his car, they stole his jacket. That's right.

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He's more than just alive. He's wild. He's like raging while the guitar thrashes in the distance. Okay. Oh my God. So shiny, so chrome. What does that mean? It's just what he says about the ladies. Oh, okay. Okay.

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Who names a baby that? Come on. Dude, no. No. I see a lot of baby names in my job. In Furiosa, that's not even the top 100 bad ones. I hate it. When we meet the bullet farmer guy. Who is that now? That's the guy who has all the bullets and gets blinded.

Is that, that's not the people eater. No, the people eater is the gas town guy. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, the bullet farmer guy is the guy who pulls one of his teeth out and shoots it in a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To us, which Missy said, I wish I could pull my teeth out and shoot him at people. Do you? Do you? Do you missy? That's a weird wish. That is a weird wish.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The pregnant lady leans out the window to protect them all from being shot by Morton Joe or to protect Furiosa. Why couldn't they send someone else? Why did they have to send them?

But she did it of her own volition. One of these dummies should have gotten out of the truck instead of the pregnant lady. But luckily, she's fine. Nothing. about the pregnant lady, Katie. No. Except for the fact that she falls out of the truck and gets run over. Yes. And then Morton Joe. Katie. Why you throw in your shirt?

And Morton Joe swerves to miss her and wrecks the monster truck. But don't worry because it's not wrecked. No, it's back. It's fine. So, and Furios is like we have to go back for her and Mad Max is like, no, I saw her get run over. Like, there's nothing to go back for. And he's right, she does die. She's dead, yeah.

Yeah. But not at that moment. No. She's still alive. So we see Renfield. What is his name in this? Nux? Yes, Nucks. Nucks, start to get nervous because he's on this rig that killed the pregnant lady. Yeah, yeah. And then he looks deep into the eyes of the red-headed woman.

Yeah, Elvis' granddaughter. And all of a sudden, like, he's gonna get reformed. He's gonna grow out his hair. He's gonna get a real job. He's just... At this point, he has met with the Morton Joe and said, I know how to get on to that truck and I know how to, like, stop them. Yeah, yeah. And he doesn't, he fails.

So now he's all sad, but they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, theyasting with the heroes of all time. I was like, don't you do this to me movie? Don't you do this to me? Like, I understand that it's a movie primarily for jumping and explosions. Yeah. I understand that the plot doesn't matter. But like, that's bad dialogue. But also, it's funny because if you think about, like, in the future what's like thing people would like hanker for and that would like come down in legend and like oh I wish I could get a Big Mac

just to have a Big Mac again. Look the Big Mac is so inferior to a Wapor Jr. Yes but what are they gonna say riding with the king to a reference? Yeah that's great. That's great. Isn't that McDonald's? It is. And then we get introduced to his goiter's Larry and Barry. Yeah. Where he's like, if they don't kill me, this other thing will. Yes. Also, I was like, okay, so real name still exist.

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I really likedake the stilt people. They were great. What are they doing? They adapted to living in the mud place. I thought, well, there's just a desert over there. Maybe you guys could share. Because if you've got mud, that means there's water, right? So maybe you guys could work something out? Maybe I'll be an apocalyptic diplomat. Oh, I love it. My dream role in the Apocalypse is to be the guy who's in the library that you come to for information.

Okay, I like that for you. Yeah, I think that's good. Yeah. I feel like I could pull that off really well. Yeah, I think so. Renfield is jogging around even though he's had like the absolute shit kicked out of him th th th th. Multiple times. So they meet up with my favorite named lady biker gang of all time. The Vuvilini. The Vuvalini. The Vuvalini. Yeah, the Biker ladies are the Vuvalini. What? She says because Missy got mad of me because I kept referring to them as the Vulvelini. Much better. Oh, these are the hero ladies. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I've got a lot of notes before then. Okay, let me scoot.

Oh, I'm sorry. No. What are the notes you have before then? Oh, I don't know. There is so- Oh, they have this conversation where Tom Hardy, what Max, obviously, not Max, where Max says to Furiosa, they're looking for hope. What about you? And she goes, Redemption.

And I was like, thank you for writing this fantastic dramatic dialogue, because they are both fine actors and could do so much better than what's happening here. And I know it's not about that, I know it's not about that, but it's still a fucking movie with people who act for a living. It's not that hard to also make it good, right? Have you thought about blowing up cars though? Why not both? Is what I'm saying?

Katie, no, I'm genuinely, I'm being genuine here. Why are action movies all stupid? Is it that they, is it the Hollywood thinks that people who like action movies can't parse a complicated plot or heavy emotions or anything other than just like scratching the surface of humanity? I think there's a school of thought that these movies are on some level going for lowest comma denominator. And also going for not being dialogue heavy because they're going to go into foreign markets. So like, yeah, that makes sense. Like all the Marvel movies, like, they're like, yeah, we're going to make money here, we're

going to make a fuck ton of money in China and in Asia. So like, we don't need to focus on that stuff. That's a bitch bummer. And this movie is like we're gonna blow stuff up and in between that we're gonna say McFeesting and redemption. Redemption. She also looks off at the middle distance what she says redemption. And I still don't know what she's being redeemed for? I think for being like the rider die for Immorten Joe for so long. Got it.

How long? She's a baby child. She's my age. Yes, but she doesn't look at does she? I don't think she's playing a 50-year-old woman in this movie. You think she's a baby lady? Oh, I wish D-year-old woman in this movie. You think she's a baby lady? Oh, I wish Dariya Nickelodey was in this movie. So, there's this whole scene where they meet up with the Vuvilady, and the ladies are like,

I really like the scene where they show up. And there's a woman on this like tower crying, naked in the sun. Yes. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I, oh, oh, I, I, I, I, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, oh, I, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I thi, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I thi. Oh, I thi. Oh, I thi. Oh, I thi. Oh, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha up and there's a woman on this like tower crying naked in the sun yes and like how did you draw that straw that day is that always her job how do that fucking have you're gonna be the titty victim they don't have sunscreen no we don't no but I really like in his like mumble delivery just because no that's bait that's bad I love that he's incomprehensible in every movie we do with him in them. I think that's part of his acting stick. Really? Just being incomprehensible.

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She's like, there's a motorcycle for you. I love you you're so cute. It's a powerful message of feminism but also I love him. You want to push our pillow lips together? Oh she does have great lips. She's cute I guess. She's cute I guess. She's cute I guess. Yeah. So Charlie's theron gets of the car, the car, like she's driving a carola. She gets out of her truck. Oh, do we mention that all the cars, all the vehicles in this movie are carolas? Yeah, that's, it's very cool actually. Very cool. Sponsored by the 2011 Toyota Cora.

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I'm doing this right now. I'm committing myself to this. Furiosa gets out of the war rig and and she goes up to this woman and they know each other, their friendos. Yeah. I guess. Yeah. She realizes that Furiosa was taken from them as a child. Okay, so when Furiosa was a child, the green place existed. That's the theory, yes. Well, she says it. She says I was born there, she knew it. And now it's just a muddy swampy. So within like 30 years, it changed.

Okay, all right, well, I'm just saying, I'm just trying to figure lore of this world. Here I wrote, like, this is so dramatic and I can't imagine that anyone on planet Earth gives a shit. I don't know what that was about. Fuck. I feel like they were trying to do a really dramatic women scene, but it was like no one came here for this and don't try to shoehorn it in now, you know. Well, I did like, the idea, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi,'t try to shoehorn it in now, you know? I did like the idea. She was like, okay, well, where's everybody else? And they're like, no, this is it.

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I like brown sugar cinnamon. Oh, yeah, that's my John. So to someone else in the building. So we'll have a stand off when that strawberry is in the front. And then as soon as brown says, ooh. Now, I'll just eat it. Nerd. Yeah, I'll eat it too. It's fucking sugar. Yeah, give it to me.

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Yeah. What did it set up? And like brings over? Yeah, yeah, she helps out Max when he gets into the car. I didn't. Well, yeah, because he's there to rescue her. No, but she was all part of her plan. No, she does not have a plan.

That's Cheeto. Yeah. Oh man, if she was the, the jalapeno cheddar, hmm, that's my favorite. Are those white... No, no, they're orange. They're so orange. They're so orange. So tasy, so thear. So they're more task task. Really?

the time as being hot. Do they know they were gonna get so much snack talk? Yeah. Yeah. Not the first time you've met us, right? No. How far into this are we? An hour and five minutes. Okay.

But we're getting near the end. Okay. Because, uh, Max is able to basically kill Immorton Joe. And he beats up Rictus. Yeah. Well, no, no, I'm sorry, he doesn't meet up Rictus. Rictus gets killed because Nicholas Holt flips the war rig after they've all gotten into Morton Joe's car.

That's right, he kills them both. Yes. And he says, witness me to the redhead. And she's like a h hug, hunk, burn, and love. And seriously, go back and look at her. Her eyes are Elvis's eyes. Sorry, what's her name? This is Abby Lee? Something is she, hold on.

She's not Abby Lee. She is. Is she Riley Keo? Yes. Wow, look at that. Right? Wait. Michael Jackson was also her stepfather, and so was Nicholas Cage? Yeah, because they were both married to Lisa Marie? She's Lisa Marie's daughter.

She looks a lot like Lisa Marie there, wasn't she? She does, who also looked a lot like her father? Sure. Can I tell you something? I don't really care for all of this? Yeah, it's fine. I don't really care for the Beatles. I mean, just get out of their present. Beatles suck people. Because I feel like that's just like... They have too many different things to suck.

You feel like one of them. About the Grateful Dead. Well, you just alienated some folks. No, I will always go hard in the pain about my hatred of the Grateful Dead. I know. Anyway, we gotta wrap this fucker up. So, he flips, Rictus! I loved that for him. I really did. But it was also like the last nail in his I'm stupid coffin.

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So he could just do it whenever pretty close to being death anyway. And then they all go and rip his corpse apart. They sure do. Yeah. Yeah. Which is great. Yeah. But like, I get that the townsfolk are psyched because he sucked? But like, why are the kids all like, yeah, let them up? Because they also knew that he sucked. I guess so. The war pups all bring him up. Yeah. The water gets released. It just feels so fucking wasteful. Unbelievably wasteful.

As we know, aquifers do not have a limitless amount of water. And them, hey, California. Looking at you. Also, we forgot about the part where Tom Hardy said, my name is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, ththen just nods about 40 times. He was like please cut cut please someone say cut cut cut This pillowy lips bopping up and down. Oh, he's furious says standing on the top of the tower and she looks out and sees Max milling out into the crowd leaving. This is how he breaks up with her? He just ghosts her. Why does he ghost her? I don't know he's got to go out and do things th th th th th th th th th to th to do th to th th to th to th th and do th th and do th th th th and do th th th th thi thi. thi. He's their. He's their. He's he. their. He's their. hea. hea. hea. he. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.? I don't know, he's got to go out and do things in the world. So there is a fan theory that that is not Max.

What? That's clearly Tom Hardy. In the Mad Max averse, there's a little kid who pals around with Mad Max in the later movies. So there's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thory thory thory thory thory thory the is the is the, the, the, the, the, the, the' is the, the, the, the, the, thoom is that's thoom is a thoom is thoom is thoom is thoom, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the, the, the, the, the, the is the is the is that's the is the that's that's that's theoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that is thatory that that is who that is. Because he's like not age appropriate to be, have been Mel Gibson's character. So the fact that he's younger, they're saying, and so when he says my name is Max, is him claiming that. I see.

And at the beginning, there's the narration dialogue at the beginning, where he talks up, he basically gives you the story of Mad Max. I missed all that. No, he's like, I used to be a cop and then everything went to shit and this is how I've ended up. Oh, okay. Which is the story of Mad Max. Okay. And so like, think the fan theory is that like he's you tell me it's sure, I believe it. But even it's not, it's so fun. Yeah, sure. Katie, did you like this movie?

Eh, eh. I mean, like I said, I think I would love to watch this movie recreationally. Sure. This was not a recreational watch. Yeah. Otherwise, yes. My controversial opinion that I was going to tell you is that I thiiiiiiiiiii, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I thi, I tho, I thi, I thi, I tho, I tho, I tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, I thi, thi, thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, I thi. thi, I thi. thi. thi. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. thi. thi. thi. thi. I was going to tell you is that I thought it sucked, but then I was up here, it's like, eh, it's kind of fun. I think it's very fun, it's visually stunning, it's dumb as a stump. Dumb as a stump, Alan. Which I don't mind because I grew up on dumb action movies. Yeah, it's just not a, it's a blind spot for me. Sure, you didn't grow up on the like, Rambo movies and all that stuff. No, I didn't see those as an adult.

Yeah, yeah. And they're dumb as a stump too. We haven't done any Rambo movies on here. We've not done any Rambo movies. We've got to do like. I don't want those on the main podcast, shall we? All right, let's go do that now. Yeah, we gotta go.

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