Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - From the Patreon Files: The Terminator (1984)

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

We weren't able to record this week, so we're giving you a sneak peek into the Patreon files-- this week's episode is "The Terminator" from 1984. It's kind of a horror movie crossover anyway! This grittier, less blockbuster-y first film in the franchise is pretty dark and we had a great time breaking it down for our Patreon audience. We'll getcha some new episodes on the main feed as soon as we're able.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies-- we just recorded our August episode, "Clash of the Titans" and it was a lot of fun Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail]

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Never. David Lynch's Dune came out that year. Have not. Gremlins. Oh, you know that one. That's a great one. Fire starter. Love that movie.

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She's the lady. With a doctor husband? Uh-huh. I don't remember that. Yeah. So this movie came out in 1984, obviously the year of my birth, right, as aforementioned. Right. Right. Right. The second movie came out in like 91. Right, right. Right. Right. Right. People born in 91 are in their... Late 20s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like 7 when that movie came out. the the the the they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the year year. the the the the year. the the year. the the year. the year. People. People. People. People the year. People the year. People the year. People the year. People the year. People the year. People the year. People the year. People the the year. People the the the the the the year. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People born. People born. People born in. People born in. People born in. People born in. People born in. their. People born, their. People born in. People born in. People born in. People born in. People born in. People born in. their. their. the Yeah. Oh damn. Yeah. So I was like seven when that movie came out.

So Terminator 2 is like my cultural touchstone for this. And I always thought Linda Hamilton was just this like fucking beastly ripped lady. And then this I was like, oh you're still like a little baby child. Well that's the transformation. Yeah, I mean that movie T2 as we lovingly call it. Do we? Yeah. Oh yeah, all the marketing was T2. Terminator 2, T2, T2, and I think it was the first one to do that. Wait, T2 Judgment Day.

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It's so dark. Both dark. Both visually and emotionally. And very slow moving in a lot of points. Sure. Yeah, sure. For a not very long long movie. Sure. Yeah. We had a longer attention span at 10 that at a 46. Yeah. Yeah. We had a longer attention span at 10 than at 46. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this film opens on LA in the year 2029. Yeah. It's so close. It's like, huh. It's a. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. to the th. the to to to to to the to the to the the to to to to to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to to to the. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to the the. the. the. the film opens on LA in the year 2029 and I was like, huh, really? I mean really? Like why, that's the thing I don't get about these movies? Why didn't they put this into the far-flung future? Because that is so fucking close. It's like don't you watch your movie to have any longevity? I mean don't you remember though like the like in 1990 the year 2000 seemed like it was the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thi thi thi thi thi that that was that was that was like that was like thi thi that was like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the theeee theeeeeeeee like like like like theeeeeee like thee the the the the thi't you remember though like the like in 1990 the year 2000 seemed like it was the furthest thing away from you. I mean

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There's no replicants that we know of. We don't live inside like a weird dome space station or something? God I wish. Do you? Do you? You really just like prefer to not see the sun? Let's talk about Terminator. But that is this era is of the apocalyptic future. Everything is going to be fucked 20 years in the future. Totally, but I will say that then there's like the, it's either a voiceover or a title card that says their war to defeat humanity had raged for decades. And I was like, when did it start? Because like how close to the now are these guys gonna start? Well, it starts in 91, right?

That's when the second one is the beginning of it all. Oh, is it? I think so? Okay, well the far-flung future, next week, this will happen. On sale at Target next week. But, and that's not even the weirdest choice in this moment. Oh, no, no, no. But yeah, so we start on Los Angeles in 2029 and there's big-assed robot tanks smashing everything and shooting skulls on the ground and people. It looked really like chintzy until I remembered it was literally 1984. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

They did a great job. Like any time there's a robot in the distance, you can tell it's on a movie screen being shown to them and I was like, I kind of love it. There's something very charming about it. Especially when it gets into the stop motion of the cyborg guy later. Oh yeah, yeah. I fucking love that. For sure. Especially when you see his feet, you're like, dog.

Come on. I know you can't walk. Like, it's not even a high heel situation. You just have a ball where your foot ends. There's no way. Can I tell you something? I did not know this. Cameron film, which I think makes me a bad movie person. I just didn't know. Yeah.

This is his, this is what put James Cameron on the map. Well, good for him. I just didn't know. Did you expect a young Bill Paxton in the beginning of this movie? No, and I was surprised. Is Bill Paxton Canadian? Those kids seemed very Canadian. I don't think so. Interesting. Did you recognize the other punk that was with him? I don't think I did. He's the alien bounty hunter from the X-Files.

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being cut off. Like, oh that reminds me of the time, shut up. Shut up! Lance Hendrickson? He doesn't have a lot to do in this movie, really. He doesn't. Yeah. This is a shame. I guess we could watch Pumpkinhead again. Oh, he's so roping. So, the first time travel man, which is Arnold Schwarzenegger, travels back in time to kill all the Sarah Connors in Los Angeles. It just seems like in the future you would know which one she was. You have time travel, but not a lot of information. Right. You don't even have a middle initial, because having that would have saved those first two Zerogonners. I just find that a tough to believe.

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His latest album starts up with a bit about how he's on borrowed time because there's no old Kyle's. Oh, that's a good point. No one's ever going to Grandpa Kyle's house. No, it's true. Who will get there first? So yeah, he starts killing all the Saraconder, so they're like, oh, we've got a very specific serial killer. Which is actually like, okay, so I have to, to be very honest with you, I got drunk while watching this movie, so as the movie goes on, I get a little bit fuzzier. Okay. So, so the movie, so the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, as the movie, so, as the movie, so, as the movie, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. the the thi. thi. the the thi. thi. th. But also at the beginning like watching this I kept thinking like wow this would be fucking terrifying. For sure. It's a terrifying setup. For sure. And I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love that they both know what a phone book is and how to use one. It's super just like it's so spooky. Yes. It's like so. It sends the chills up your spine. But I they the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's a the. It's a tou try. try. tou try try. tou try try tou try try try tou try try try try try t a phone book is and how to use one. That's a really good point. I don't know what she looks like. So we meet Linda Hamilton, who is a waitress and who is Sarah Connor. That I am sure was a 1980s Burger King.

For sure. I'm sure it was filmed in a Burger King. Because I, like, when they walked in, I was like, that's the Burger King on Route 8. I just turned it into a diner, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. I think it was a Burger King, I'm telling you. Her hair? Oh my God. How do you feel about it?

You love volume. I do, I do. I mean, it looks like she could pick it off a shelf and It's a lot. Yeah. Not as much as Ginger's though. Ginger's incredible. Yes. Ginger didn't have many film roles surprisingly. No, she did like Canadian workout videos and that was it because I wanted to see what else I could see Ginger in. Not much. Ginger and what's her boyfriend, Zach or Max? I... I don't know, but he's played by an actor named Rick Rosovich, who I just kept thinking was like Rick Ross checking into a hotel. He's like, I'm Rick Ross, so bitch.

As if like Rick Ross could be mistaken for anyone else, you know? He just walks in with a jacket on and no shirt and his fucking sunglasses, he's like, I'm Rick Rossovich. And then I laughed about that to myself every time that guy was on screen. I feel like he's in a lot of movies around this time. I think he's in like Beverly Hills Cop or something. Yeah, definitely. I feel like he's in all of the same movies that Kyle Reese is in. Kyle Reese is in. Or that fan favorite, Dick Miller is in. Well, Dick Miller's in everything. It's true. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. It's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. thi. that thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. that that that that that guy that that guy that that that fan favorite Dick Miller is in. Well Dick Miller's in everything. It's true.

I think he's our most most star. He has to be. How many Joe Dante movies have we done? Several. Yeah. But I love that Dick Miller is the gun salesman who all sorts of figures buying all the guns from. It's so silly. It's so silly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah seven-day background check. How many of these you want to take? I'll take all of them. I love when he speaks. So why would the robotmen's who are making this robot to send back in time. Why they give him an Austrian accent? I mean, wait, that's such a good question. He's just programmed, right? He's a computer. He's a computer machine. Because throughout the movie, he in person needs people flawlessly.

Yeah, you're right. What did we just do where the bad guy could do that? We just covered that. There's like a cop and a car and he... Oh, leprosome. Oh man, lepricon totally stole this. Everything a lepricon is stolen, except for the shoe thing. And you'll be living in a hole. I don't get me gold. I'll take them all. I just, when I said when he talks he sounds so dumb, I don't mean to sound xenophobic. I mean he's a dumb man.

Okay, I just want to be very clear. Although now he's like the darling of the left because he's just yelling at everyone to put masks on calling Trump an asshole. I mean yeah but never forget who he was. He was the guffinator. Yeah. On the Conan DVD I have they he's like the commentary is Arnold Schwarzenegger and the director and every time there's a woman on the screen he's like, uh she was very nice and it's like Arnold stop! Stop being such a dick! Is he in Red Sonia? Does he show up as Conan in Red Sonia? I think he's in Red Sonia. He must be for a minute, yeah. I love that movie. I love that movie. Joanne Watley. Never mind. It doesn't matter. And I love the first two Conan movies, like, they're just so ridiculous. So he's going around killing her. It's very unsubtle with the score that they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I I I I I they're they're they're they're. I they're they're they're they're they're like. I they're like. I they're like like like. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I th. I the. I the. I the. I they're like like like like they're they're they're they're they're movies like they're just so ridiculous. So he's going around killing at her. It's very unsubtle with the score that they're like bapa bapa bapa

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I don't know. But he's also not good at it because he's like this wire no, no zap. There we go. He's like this is a car from the 70s. When he hot wires that one car and then goes to sleep in it while it's running. Yes, what are you doing? And then he has the laser-pupu dream? Yes, the laser-pupu dream. This is where I have a note that says, these future scenes are really something. They get better as the movies go along because technology gets better. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, as the movies go along. Yeah, yeah. None as this movie goes along. Because it ends pretty badly. But we just see all the scenes of him like, he flashes, or his dream sequence is a flashback, I guess. He's just remembering a thing that happened?

In the future. Yeah. It's a flashback to the thing. Yeah. Maybe time is a circle. I kept saying that to Rob. He was like, stop it. I can see how that would be very exasperating now that I've said it to you.

You didn't even say it in Matthew McGonay voice. No, I did then, trust me. But I just love that like the lasers show up and all the guns look like everyone's just yelling pup-pup-pue-pu over them. Yes, they, pew, pew. Peehw, I'd like to be at tech noir. It looks like a great place to hang out and drink. That club is dope. It looks like what the upstage 80s night wanted to be, but wasn't.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. I've heard of the upstageaer. I'd like, you moved here, oh yeah, right onto Forbes Avenue. Oh no. Yeah, it wasn't great. Oh, jeez. I feel like tech noir was the first name for cyberpunk that got scrubbed and they were like, mm-hmm, how about cyberpunk? And they were like, put this in a pocket though somewhere. It might come in handy someday.

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Oh, brother. What a shaggy Scooby sandwich, but a more relevant. That would have been way more relevant, yeah. Not even really. I always think of a giant sandwich as a bumpstead. Isn't it a Dagwood? A giant sandwich is not also a comic? Yeah, well Dagwood Bumstead is his full name.

Oh, is that what you said? Yeah, yeah. Sorry. My mush mouth. my Delaware accent really came out hard. Gowhan with that Dagwood Bumstead. Blondie. That was a weird digression. This is also where we start seeing cars driving on the sidewalk, which I like a lot. They do it several times. I like it every time. You think I wouldn't, by like the third time.

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I do like that. I do like the sound of that quite a bit. So these cops are just like not taking the threat of anyone killing her seriously at all. Like, I know, I understand that they think that Michael Bean is the one behind it. Now they have him in custody, so they don't need to be taking super close care of her. But like, her roommate and the roommate's boyfriend are dead. And they found the bodies and they were brutally murdered.

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That's awesome. So they both had to get equally buffed. So is Leslie a stunt person professionally? I do not know. I hope she wasn't just like, I'm not doing this since my sister will do them because I don't care if she breaks her neck. She does, we got the other one. We're fine. That's fine. We got two, we got Linda and Belinda. Can I read you my next note? It says, I'm really zoning out on this 2029 stuff. I hope Alan will explain it to me. I don't recall writing it. I just know that every time they show 2029, I was like,

what are you fighting for? Stop it, it's fine, just die out. It sucks. The people? Yeah. It sucks so bad. You just think, just lay down and take it. Yeah, you're fine.

Bye. So when the machines come, you're just going to roll over. No, but once it gets to the time of just living in your own poopies, I'm done. Who's living in their own? Did you see those future people? They were covered in poopies. They were pretty poopy. They were pretty poopy. Meanwhile, he comes back clean as a whistle, and then their whistle. And it works because he's like trying their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, the their their the the. the the. the. the the. the them right off, they like harden and then crack and fall to the ground.

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Maybe perhaps a genetic combination of the two. Holly's my son. I mean, whoops? What? It's kind of fucked up that he comes back and he's like, I gotta fuck this bitch. Like, it's your friend's mom. Because you know that he had a picture of her that he was like covening, so he was definitely yanking the crank to that lady in poopie times. Probably in between sewing his own shirt and knitting that scarf on the way here.

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And she takes his V-card. Yeah, he's a virgin. Yeah. But like, so here's the thing. Prior to that, he leaves her there and he goes to get supplies and he comes back with stuff to make bombs. And zero Doritos. Can I look at this note? What does it say? Not even a can of prangles? It says not even a can of prangles. It says, not even a can of pringles. It said, so dude went, dude, to to to to to to the to the the to the the the thi thi th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, so, so, so, so, thi thi thi. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, thi, so thi, thi, the the the thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thii thii thi thii thi thi's thi's thi's? Not even a can of pringles. It says, not even a can of pringles. It said, so dude went to the grocery store, didn't get any snacks. I would break up with him immediately.

I'm not gonna fuck a dude who doesn't bring you fucking snacks? Yeah. Like in the future, do you not have to eat? You expect to get some of this, and there's not a ho ho ho ho a ding-dog inside, buddy. Seriously. Not a smack cake to be had? Not even a can of spaghetti-o's. You couldn't have got me a shitty cosmic brownie. What are you doing, buddy? I like a cosmic brownie.

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maybe Reese was also like a cyborg person but he's not. No, he's just a man who can go back in time and father a child that he'll meet in the future at his current age. You know his plan was to go back in time and fuck his friend's mom, right? Was that the whole plan? It didn't have to obtain. Like, that's what I don't get. Did he know that he had to make John Connor? No. So he just fucked her, because he loved her. John Connor would never tell him who his dad. Because he told him that he was his dad.

Did he know he was hit? Did John Connor know that? Connor know that... Yes, because she... at the end of the movie she's making that tape, but she's like, let me tell you about your dad. And she's driving in Mexico. Oh, oh god. Okay. And now I've got that Christopher Cross song stuck in my head with the Michael McDonald refrain. God such a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico. Nope. Okay. Okay. So he didn't bring any snacks but he did bring pipe bomb making materials? Honestly like you had to have walked past a bag of gummy bears while you were getting that stuff. There was Rollos and the checkout line. What are you doing to me?

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That's my baby. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes people say they know they're pregnant right away. Mm-hmm. I suspected I was like a day later. Oh wow. Yeah.

She knew she was gonna have a kid, she might as well let this guy raw dogger. Why would you not name that kid, Jimmy? Why would you name it John Connor? Jimmy Connor? Anything? Anything? Anything, anything, but what that, like, future, fucking Rambo man's to be? be. John Connor. Yeah. Oh this is Rick I don't know who John Connor is. I'm sorry I can't help you. But he's going to save the world. That's what I don't get like because he goes back in time and

change his time but he doesn't actually change time because right because he even exists in the future future? Is he going to live? Or does it not actually matter? Uh, no, he'd exist in the future timeline because future self came back. Do you understand that I'm, what I'm saying? No. You can't go back in time to... Sire a human that you knew at the same, and they were an adult. But he did, so you must be able to do it. Now, that's fine.

Oh, this is the, I can't be my son's own grandpa paradox. If you say so, this is the, I have a fox, a goose, and a bag of PCP. Let's do we can do people. This is the, I have a fox, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a goose, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a the to, a to I need to get them all across this lake. I have a fox and goose in a bag of PCP. Let's see who we can do people. Give the PCP to the goose, feed it to the fox, drown the fox. Everyone loses. Everyone laughs. Everyone laughs. Everyone laughs. So. Um, they fuck. There's some truck flips that happen. It's a very cool truck explosion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like very cool, but also they should definitely both be dead.

There's literally no reason they could have lived. I think that truck explosion is so cool. And in the second movie, they're like, we're gonna destroy so many trucks get wrecked in the second movie. That's my impression of the Terminator franchise is trucks exploding. For sure. I haven't seen the latest installment. But there is all- What is the latest installment? Uh-huh. the latest installment?

Uh-huh. No, no, I can't. How to the number? to number the right order then you know you got to look at the year? You gotta go to the Wikipedia. It's a time travel movie it doesn't matter what order you get him in. I also love it because Arnold's Wurtonakers old. Yeah. So like why'd that robot get old? Yeah, wait. Is he still in them? Yeah, holy s'lainter movies? Yeah, they're they. they. they's still, they. they. they's right back to it when he was... They made other Terminator movies with him not in them. Oh, he's not always the Terminator. Right, right.

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and Robert Patrick pulls down his sunglasses and says, have you seen this boy or something? And then Wayne just screams and drives away and I literally never got a joke because I'm an idiot. I haven't seen that movie in so long and like my memory of it just feels like a fever dream like it doesn't feel like it makes any sense whatsoever. Wayne's World two is definitely a fever dream. Yeah, Wayne Stock. Yeah, Wainstock. That's right else Coopers in that one right. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. W. Wayne. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the the the too. the tri. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the Cooper's in that one, right? Yes, he's a starring role. Yeah, we're not worthy. Well, he's in the first one. No, maybe it's not Alice Cooper in the second movie. Is it Aerosmith in the second one?

Aerosmith is in the second movie. Yep, yep, yep, yep. They, neither of think they've killed Arnold Schwarzenegger, oh we forgot to mention at one point Arnold Schwarzenegger takes something to the eye, and it's like to do surgery on his own eye and there's these great special effects of him staring in the mirror like ripping his own eye out. I loved it. And it's like such a puppet head head that's doing it, I love it so much. It's like the skin is just not right and you don't care because it's so fun. His head proportions are all wrong, it's great.

And they were like, nailed it. Yeah. I also like when he takes that exact knife and cuts out, it cuts into his arm too, I thought that was very gruesome and very fun. Yeah, and he's all just like pistoons and pizf, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, just have a note that says, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, I love this dumb thing. I don't know why this is bringing me so much happiness, but it is. Can I read you my worst note? Yeah.

When Kyle dies? Yeah. I just have the note that says, more like dial. Oh God! What is it wrong with you? So they go into this factory and Kyle turns on, I guess it's a smashing factory? Is it a smashing factory? Yeah, like what truly what is being made there? Sheet metal? They have to flatten sheet metal? I don't know what it's it's just all presses. I also think that Childs Play 2 totally stole this. I do, I really do.

Yeah. Well in the second one they melt him at the end of it too. That's what I'm saying. Oh, the second Terminator they melted him? Yeah. See, Childs Play 2? Oh, maybe child's play. the the the child's. the child's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. have been between them, so maybe it stole then from Childs Play. Maybe James Cameron directed Childs Play too. Oh, maybe he is the Childs Play. Maybe. The world's most perfect film, Child Ply too. So I just love that all the machines are there for smashing. They're just all smashing machines. Yeah, just to make it smaller. I also love that Cowries just just runs in and turns them all on.

Gotta turn all these machines. Why? Why does he do that? He's a man who knows about things. But the machines are also the bad guys if I'm to believe his story. Yeah, those are the robots. The machines are fine. So he throws the last pipe bomb, Kiblii blows up the terminator. Not powerful.

No, no, no, no, they're like pipe booms. Pipe boom. Pipe snaps. Yeah. Sarah falls and bustes our leg up. Kyle's dead. How does he, what kills him? The terminator?

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I thought Kyle was already dead at that point. Oh, yeah, maybe, maybe you're right. Who cares? Look. So he's like ripped in half and he's chasing Sarah Connor now. And so she wiggles through one of the smashing machines, gets to the far side of the smashing machine, and then smashes him. And he's also full robot. No more skin at all left on him.

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And the cop show up. Yeah, finally. The end. Yeah, that's right. Well, she goes to the, uh, the gas station where they have the tacate hanging pinnata, the tacate cans, which I absolutely want at my next birthday party. Are they just filled with tacate?

Oh, just put a keg in it, someone hits it with a stick and their arms are like, bull. Just, you hit it with a stick and like, the tap just falls out and you're like, yay! Or you hang it from a tree branch and the tree branch just snaps. The beer is shaken past being had. That will be help. So she's talking to Unborn baby. She's very visibly pregnant wearing a cute little maternity overall. She looks like a fucking button. And she's saying how, though she didn't know his father very well, they lived they loved a lifetime. And I was like did you? You stole like five cars and caused some explosions like what are

you talking about? You did not love a lifetime's worth in a few hours. I just don't think so. She just giving her son this fucked up idea what love is? Yeah! You cannot call a one-night stand loving a lifetime in a few hours. You just cannot. Sarah. So she gets her picture taken by this little kid that's like, hey, this is a great picture. Unfortunately, I have to charge you $5 for it. It's pretty funny. Which was adorable.

And she's like, I'll give you four. And it's the picture that Kyle had been jerking it to. How did he get it, though? Because she gave it to John, and then John gave it to him. And be like, jerked to this, because you're going to fuck my mom later to make me. Weird to give your son a polaroid that he gives to his friend, and then later impregnates you with the. Do you think at some point he was like, you know, Bobby's kind of cooler than Kyle is. Maybe I'll send him back in time to make me. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

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as he had. Thank you for allowing me to squeeze it out of you. It is such just an empty tube of toothpaste now. It's such a like headfuck for me to try and figure that out. Yeah I think time travel. the time travel. thau. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. the. the time time time time time time time time time time time time. the time. the time. the time. the time. time. time. time. the time. time. the time. the time. the time. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. the. the. that reason. Sure. But that's why I love the like, yeah, we travel back in time. Anyway, so shoot him up, we're gonna blow stuff up now, okay? But it is weird that he fathers the child, that's all I'm saying. 100%. Anyway, it was really fucking fun. Yeah. Terminator. I like was not in a great mood before I started watching it. I was like, I don't want to fucking watch Terminator. And then by by by by by the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end. I I I the end. I the end. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that that that that that. I was weird, I was that that that that. I was weird, I was weird, I was like, I was like, I love Derminator. I love it. It was really fun. I feel like almost if this movie had not come out in your birth year in that beautiful year that birthed so many fantastic things. Thank you, thank you. Not for my parents, but for you.

You being my favorite thing, birth that year, but so many movies that are like fundamentally karate kid, Kremlin's like so many movies that shaped who I am to this day. Yeah. Um, I feel like if it hadn't come out right at that specific point in time, what do you want to do? It's going to be bad. You think so? I don't, because I don't love T2 as much as I love this movie. Really? Yeah, I think T2 is just too overblown and ridiculous. They've just had the budget. And there's a lot more comedy. Oh, is there?

There's jokes. See, I like that there was like almost zero jokes in this. Yeah. So because there's a new Terminator in that movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the good Terminator. That's what Rob was t now he's the helpful terminator. But he's still Austrian and then reprogramming. They didn't have time to take that out.

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Might be. It's, it's Schwarzenegger and like, it's the, the conceit is a like, he comes out of an action movie. or a kid goes into an action movie I was a kid when this came out. Yeah, yeah, my childhood. Yeah, and it's totally OTT, but it's really fun I just want to see it is not bread run from okay So yeah, that's uh, that's uh, that's uh, the Terminator. I'm another another action movie under my belt another one that you loved I liked this so much more than die hard. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, thi, this this is this is this is this is this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi'sthis so much more than Die Hard though. Oh nice. Yeah, this is more. I think this is the wheelhouse I want to be in. So you want dumber and more explosions. How dare you? This movie is definitely dumber than diehard. Is it? Tie hard's real dumb, but like this. Maybe it's not. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's too judgment. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. too it's not. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm being too judgmental. This does have movie punks, which sends it over the top.

Now I'm not sure. Oh no, this is... They're both very dumb. They're both very dumb, for sure. Maybe we don't need to rank them. We should put these on a extremely biased saying it's dumb. It's not dumb. It's just fun. Yeah. But I think somewhat dumb. I think I think especially because he's his own grandpa. I think like that um that... Wait, who's his own grandpa? I'm just from being facetious. But he kind of, wait. He's not his own grandpa. He's just his friend's dad. But also his friend peer. That doesn't make sense to me, but all right.

But that's why John Connor couldn't tell him that he's his dad. Yeah, I get it. But what if we did? Like, what difference would it make? You just have to go back and fuck my mom? But then it would be all weird because he'd be like, I have to fuck you. But what if he hadn't feel like it. What if she wasn't obulating? What if he came into tech newa I was like, come with me if you want to live and fuck? Yeah, and she was like, I'll just die. I guess I'll take my chances. You weird

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But I do, I feel like Die Hard and Terminator are definitely two like templates of this genre. So I'm glad we knocked these out early. Excellent pick y'all. Thanks guys. We'll put up another four for you to pick from for next month. Yeah. Are we going to use some of the same ones or just totally new? I mean, I think I'm with their point break in there again for its popularity. Let people rally behind that again if they want to. I think we'll put in the Matrix. Oh, didn't, okay. thx. the thia. thia. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, the. Yeah, thi. Yeah, yeah. Did I, was there something else I said? Maybe we should do all Keanu movies. So we can do point break, matrix, speed, and... A John Wick? Ad John Wick? I'll put in ad John Wick and they can, if they say yes, then you get to decide. I mean, in our way of doing things, we have to do like two first, right? How many are there? Yeah, they have to do two first. How many are there? There's three right now. Yeah, the way you have to do two first, absolutely. To have it make zero sense. That's it. Thanks guys, you're the best. Yeah, thanks so much for being a patron, a patron. Patron even. Yeah, you are seriously the best.

We are totally humbled by it. Thanks, guys. Thank you. What do we say at the end of this one? Puh! Puh! That's kind of better, wasn't that? Pee-pup-pew. Pee-poo. I gotta go into bag and time and make my friend. Hey, I'll be back. Next month. We're all fired. I hate myself. Bye! the