Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Re-release: Episode 186- Tourist Trap (1979)

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

Hello EMTs! No new episode this week, so we're inviting you to bask in the glory of the weird mind of Charles Band with the 1979 film "Tourist Trap." We released this one nearly six years ago, so we were like... practically babies! We hope you enjoy it.

Charles Band. I feel like I've been had. I did not know. Charles Band. I feel like I've been had. I did not know Charles Band. Yeah, Charles Band. Are we? Let me ask you this. Yeah. Are we the podcast that has devoted the most time to Charles Band? I can imagine that that is not the case. There's got to be like, oh, yeah. You think more people have talked about Charles Band more than we have. Honestly, I'm being honest. I would guess yes, there's people who probably do more of the like just straight up shlocky horror moves. I don't name, I the name, Ithe horror movie podcast. I name name is I will fight them I don't even know about them. We're coming for you neon Brady X. Yeah I do know about them. Yeah. Oh yeah I could probably take one of them.

Yeah. Paral's band do you think we could get him to come on the podcast. Yes. I think so too. For a nominal fee, I think we could have Charles Band. I think he'd do it for free. I mean... I even feel like he's like a Gene Simmons type, just like no free rides. Can we talk about his pseudonyms? Yeah, please. Robert Talbott.

That's good. my favorite, Carlo Bokino. Charles Band. Charles Band. Carlo Bokino. Those are pretty good. I wonder what them to be Chuck E. B. That's his like short-lived 90s, hip-hop DJ thing that he was doing, which was less successful than Puppet Master. Or Taurus Trap.

That's the movie we're doing this week. Oh, is that weird? I'm just bringing it up. No, just saying it. Who recommended this one to us? Oh, Katie, you're gonna ask me that, aren't you? I presumed. I forgot. I forgot to write it down. That's okay. Uh, if I could listen to last week's episode.

No, who did to know? Download tremors. Download it again. I forgot, but I will mention them on social media. So yeah, Tourist Trap, 1979. I didn't realize this was a Charles Pan movie until right now. Oh, really? You didn't see his name plastered all over the opening credits? I didn't. So, full disclosure, I did a canoeing weekend this weekend, or canoe trip this weekend, and it totally kicked my ass. And then I've been having really late nights as well, so my brain is kind of fried right now.

I hear you. So, uh, yeah. Sleep Deprivation is a literal torture technique. I know, and I'm doing it to myself. That's weird. You should get a baby because it's basically the same thing. This movie is of the baby a the baby a the baby thi a thi a thi a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, ta, tha-a''''' tha-a''a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'n'n'n'n' tri' thr-n' the Charles Band movies that I've seen? Yeah. This has got to be one of the best ones. Oh this is amazing. Yeah. Okay it's so it starts off with a premise that I've never seen before and we'll never see again. Teens or early 20s. Yeah. Get lost in the middle of nowhere and stumble on like a roadside attraction. And chaos rains. Chaos rains. Oh, I like the timid version.

I'm a little sore throat. I didn't want to get too deep in there, you know? Excuse me, um, Caus rains. So, the first thing that I noticed watching this movie is that, oh, this is the movie that House of Wax. And the person who recommended this movie, I remember said that House of Wax is a remake of, not House of Wax. And the person who recommended this movie, I remember, said that. Hell yeah, it was Brandon. You're 100% correct.

Yeah, thanks, Brandon. But he said, I remember him saying that this is actually what House of Wax was based on, not House of Wax, which is confusing. I feel like that happens more often than we would guess. Or they just mash two movies together and to take the title from one and the plot from another. I do like that he called it the Paris Hilton Vehicle. It is a Paris Hilton vehicle. That in like a pink Barbie car with a Chihuahua in the front seat,

I imagine. It's also a Paris Hilton vehicle. This movie stars Chuck Connors, who I grew up watching as the Rifleman. Oh, what is the Rifleman? It's a Western television show that my mother and I used to watch when I was a kid. Cute. Yeah, I used to watch a lot of Westerns because that's what my mom likes. Yeah. Is he Mr. Slawson? Yes, he's Mr. Slosson. He's the Grosso. He is a Grosso. And it's shocking that no one suspects him.

Like, the twist in this movie is like, not a twist. There's no twist. There's no twist. Because I have all these notes that are like, is he? No? Okay. Is he gonna, he keeps sneaking up on you, why don't you notice? I was reading about this movie and apparently Chuck Connors is self-taught and being an actor. Tall by the grace of God, acting by choice. And apparently like one of the other actresses that were in the movie like kept doing like prep work before scenes and he would go, what's she doing?

Why she doing that? Why she getting into a head space? What's happening? I hope that was Tanya Roberts. She went on to become midpensiati of that? Why she getting into a headspace? What's happening? That's too funny. I hope that was Tanya Roberts. She went on to become mid-pinsi-auty of that show fame. Mid-pinsiae. Yeah, she was a funny on that. Yeah, I think she was a Charlie's Angel as well. I think she was actually a Bond girl. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's mind bond going. No it's bad. Look I'm tired too. Welcome to Sleepy Wolf Ambulance. I know. I'm drinking coffee

which is a bad idea for wanting to sleep later. I know why are you doing that? You should just follow with his a Zanee, you'll be fine. Katie's Medicine Corner. You're the one giving Zanis to the dog, not me. So this movie starts off with the guy taking a tire for a walk. Yes. We presume he has a flat. Right. His girlfriend is sitting outside the vehicle listening to like political talk radio, which I thought was interesting for 1979 and a woman in a lycra tank top. Later over there like, she's like, ah, look at

that water. They really like to go swimming. They're like, you don't have a swimsuit on. And I'm just like, no, she literally has a swimsuit. That shirt is a swimsuit. I also like when they're in that water, not to get too far ahead, it's clearly very shallow because you can see their shoulders and their knees. It's like a shitty bathroom. With a waterfall though. Yeah, that's fine. People pay a lot for that fixture. I'm on Property Brothers. There's some ship plank. It's a spa-like bathroom. I love when people say that. I watch HG TV sometimes when I just need to like shut off my brain. Sure. And people are always like spa-like bathroom. Gourmet kitchen. Oh my god. What is your life?

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Yeah, that went awry. I'm betting our boy Rob Zombie borrowed a lot from this movie. He did not. I don't think. Not at all. No, no just the general, I mean this is the same plot, yeah with different devices I guess. Yeah I guess it just didn't feel as dirty as a Rob zombie movie. Oh it's not. It's not very dirty at all. P. P.G. Yeah and the director? Yeah, and the director was like, no, it does not. Because in more of my reading about it, it was supposed to. And during the casting, the director got too nervous to ask the women if they'd go topless, which sounds adorable, right? Uh, no, no, no, more fun.

Do you, do you, do you, you wear a wig? Uh, do you golf? So apparently on the day of the shoot, he's like, so, uh, you guys mind, you know, topless? And they were just like, oh, they're just like, okay. All right. It's fine. I don't think it needs it. I think a lot of movies need tits. This one doesn't tho th doesn't need tits. This one doesn't. I was not excited about this movie, I have to say. I was just like, oh boy, another, you know, kids stumble into something and get killed. And then the scene, the first guy, Woody, I think his name is. When he goes

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He's just like, later in the movie, he says something about like, no, no, I guess not. Yeah, it's just the thing that's, like it's just bonkers, like, crazy town. Yeah, he's tele-tellip. Yes, he can move things with his mind. Like, the secret world of Alex Mac. Yes, Big Mac attack. Indeed. What is the secret, whatever you said? Everyone who's listening right now who's between the age of like 32 and 36 is like, hey, I know what she's talking about. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. What's up my mid to late stage millennials? Yeah, right, just at the tail end. The closet throwing things, I loved.

Yeah. I loved that a lot. Apparently they did that by putting the closet on the ceiling and dropping things out of it. Oh cool. I like that a lot. Yeah, it looked really cool. And I was also like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. This is minute three this is happening. It's good. One of my first notes is like oh this movie is just going it's not like there's not gonna be a setup we're just going. No we don't need to know much about these characters I was shocked to find out that Becky and Jerry were married. Were you shocked to find out that out? thi that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi their their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that thi that thi thi th. th. th th th th th th th thi th th th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi that out. I don't know that I found that out. Maybe you fell asleep, but they're married. I knew they were together. I didn't realize they were married. He, because Slawson says something to them, like,

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legs for days. She is wearing a cropped tube top with like very short gene shorts and like wedge heels and her friend is wearing a middy skirt, button up shirt and a bonnet. What do you do in costume people? Is this Amish woman with us? It's one of my notes. Why was she friends with them? I don't know, but she was really getting neck of a drop of a hat too. That's sure. Or drop of a bonnet.

I look when Woody first goes up to this gas station and just like, hey, ha this place, look says open for service? It's a cobwebs on everything. I know. And a sign that says $3.30 for a six pack of bottles, which is a great deal. How do you feel about mannequins? They scare you? Yeah, they're terrifying. It's how I feel about mascots.

What's your problem with mascots? I guess you don't go to many sporting events, but like, Oh no. I had a, one year I had season tickets to the Pittsburgh Riverhounds, and the mascot I think recognized me and recognized that I didn't like him, because he would just like sometimes come and stand right behind me. There weren't a lot of people going to Riverhounds and they're still aren't. No. I've never seen him win a couple. I'm sure they have it. I'm in a good year this year. Go Riverhounds. Okay. What's their mascot name? Houndie? Amo.

For Allegheny, Menongahela, Ohio. Because they're the Riverhounds. Yeah. And at the time, too, his eyes were all like shredded. Just he was horrifying and I don't like mascots that are in good shape little in ones that are crumbling in front of you Or just standing silently behind you as you try to get a soft pretzel and a beer You know what I mean? Did his tee shirt kind of just shoot like worms into the ground? Oh, they don't give away tee shirts Like it's a very very thin profit margin for the Pittsburgh group around I can imagine can imagine. It's a nice stadium though. Oh, beautiful. It's where I saw Weird Al Yankovic in like 95. Oh wow, okay. It used to be the amphitheater, Station Square. Okay. Yeah. He didn't play for the river rooms.

No, I would love that though. I could see it being a forward. Mascots. Manicons. Manicans. Manicans are terrifics. Mannedas. Mascans. Mascans. Mascans. Mascans. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Mane. Mane. Mane. Mane. Mane. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Manea. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Manananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the oh they're mannequins, they're not mannequins, they're hollow dead-eyed nightmare creatures with opposable jaws. Yeah, when they're screaming, it's so good. Their jaws basically unhinged and their mouths open to like three times the size a person's mouth could open and they all go, the beginning? Like, what the fuck? I love it. So Woody dies by a pipe going into him, and then all of his liquid insides come on the outside. That's real good.

He was real good. No one ever seems real bummed about his death at any point during the movie. I mean, a couple of them even find his body, right? Like two or three the movie. I mean, a couple of them even find his body, right? And they're just like, oh, Woody. Geez, Woody. Well, at least it wasn't Jerry. Oh, God, we'd be so sad if Jerry died. Spoilers for this movie.

I like Jerry because he's wearing a vest, and it seems very inappropriate for the day that they're having. Is that their way of telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling telling to to say saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying saying to say I to say I their to say I their they're they're they're they're they're they're they for the day that they're having. Is that their way of selling you that he's definitely a lawyer? I think so. I'm a law student. What do I know about tires or whatever it is he says? I was like, good, that's fine. What do I know about card? Well, I have the note, Jerry, people can have multiple.

He's got a lot of studying to do go into this lake with a waterfall and Mr. Slosson rolls up like a fucking creepo just ogling them. Yeah 15 gallon hat on. Talking about how he used to charge people 25 cents a day to swim there or whatever and he would get 18 people a day and I added it up and I was like, you're not making that much money Mr. Slossson. But it was 1979 money, so. Yeah, you could buy a moderate-sized house for that amount of money. Sure. But then the government came and put the highway.

The highway came through. Wrecks everything. Uh-huh. Then he tells them that up with a water moccasins. Fuck that. And then later in the movie we see a fucking water moccasin. We do. It is a good foreshadowing for a, yeah.

I thought he was selling them that to get them there's like a tr- like a the next scene is them like going back to the car and the score is like a transition scene from Golden Girls. Do you know what I mean? Did you notice that weird the score was? It felt like a TV movie. Yeah. Yeah. I love it when he takes him back to the house, he's like gets them all of beer. They're just chilling their tho. their. th. th. to get. th. th. to get. to get. to get. th. th. their. th. to get. to get. th. their. to get. their. to get. their. to get. to get. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. the they. the's doing that thing where he just keeps saying her name in every sentence. And so is she, Mr. Slossin. Mr. Slossin. Well, you know Molly. Yeah. Ugh, I hate that.

I used to run this place with my brother. He's in the big city making wax dummies. Sure, sure. In the profitable waxed dum dummy market. You know someone has to make those though. I know once. I'm sure that Kim Kardashian dummy took like three years. I love what they're like going up to the mannequins are like they're so lifelike. I'm like no they're not. I can see them too but they are not very lifelike. I mean they were distressing. That soldier one was very distressing. Yeah. Did you've done like a than think think think think think think think like th. th. think like thian thian thian like thian their thin like thin like thin like thin like th. their thi they're th. they're they're they're th. th. thi they're thi, like th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. I they they they they they they they they th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I th. I think so? Yeah, I mean anything with loud noises coming out of darkness. And wax figures

that can move. I feel is very distressing. You've done like a hall of presidents or anything like that with the wax museums? No, but I have been to the Harper's Ferry Wax Museum. Oh, how how was that? Civil Warricious. It was, it had some movementthough, and I was a little weirded out by it. Brother against brother. Well, Harper's Ferry, as you know, it was the site of the John Brown's raid. Yeah. Yeah. So it wasn't quite the war just yet. It was the kickstart to the war. Your preamble. The preamble to the war. God help me. Where do you think this movie is supposed to be taking place??. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be to be the to be to be the to be to be to be the, to be to be the to be to be the to be the the the the to bea. to bea. to bea. to movie is supposed to be taking place? Oh, California. Why is he worried about Yankee tourists then? I don't know, but I think I get the impression that Charles Band is really into like weird California. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Who isn't though? That shit is frighteningly strange. I don't know why it is though, but it is, like weird California. I don't know why. I think it's just because because because because because because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's because it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such it's such. It's such. It's such. It's. It's. It's such. It's such. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's't know why. I think it's just because it's such a magnet for like people who are going out there to like make their fortune in all these different ways so they're just like gullible for shit.

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and they find like a weird shrine woman, Matwax woman. Bridal gown, maybe? Nightgown? Not sure. And this song plays when you flip her switch it's like la la la la la la. It's fucking creepy. After it was giving me those deep red vibes at that little like nightmarish child song. Yeah and Molly touches the face and goes it feels like flesh which is not what I think you would say but

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And for a while, he's like, oh, okay, whatever. Yeah. And tells them about his wife dying of cancer. Which, like, you know, that you don't. That you don't presuppose. The movie presupposes that you don't know that she didn't die of cancer. Yeah, the only thing that, like, I was the entire time trying to figure out if it was a set of twins. Sure, it could have been, but it isn't. It isn't.

It isn't. It isn't. But so he realizes Ileans. He realizes Eileen's missing, Chuck Connors, and goes to look for her. And when he goes into the house, he starts yelling for Davy? Yeah, which is weird because he's Davy. Right. So he's just, this is all a big delusion that he's having, I think. Did you notice that when he's slosin, he other woman in the basement? Oh yeah, yeah. Says to her, why don't you like me? Which I really like it?

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And it's like, yeah, it's real creepy. It's real weird. It is real weird. He ties her, so then she gets tied up in the basement. And Jerry's down there too. Yeah. And they're justtied up so shittily too. Jerry's plan is to chew through the rope, which he does. Then his plan is to, I think, hit him, the guy once with something,

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You can just be wherever he wants to be at whatever time, like. It kind of feels like at the beginning of the movie, they're like, oh fuck, we forgot to make him a twin. Yeah, right, it's just gonna be you, just you, just me, no just you. Also, it feels like the way this movie is constructed is that when you're seeing a scene of some characters, the rest of the characters are just frozen. They're not doing anything else but are just waiting there. Like, they're always waiting for Chuck Connors to come into the scene. And he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. They's th is th is th is th. th. th. three. three's th. th. threat. the's just the's just the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to the. to to to to to t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. Chuck Connors to come into the scene. And then he comes in and everybody else freezes and they do their bit. It's very strange. Oh man, there's like he gives her a gun, guns filled with blanks. So he beats Davy with it, which I was real into like,

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Outdoors. I got damn woods. Especially in the woods. Would be? Also, though, she was wearing, like I said, high-heeled wedges. Like, I would not run in the woods in those either. That's a broken ankle. those I think. I'm... So yeah, she gets a knife to the head and I was like, damn. Yeah, I didn't expect that.

I thought Becky was going to be the final girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's not. She's die. There's a long protracted seed of the mannequin heads yelling. Uh, not yelling anything other than ah, I killed my brother because I caught him

with my wife. I also killed my wife. Yeah. Confusing interpretation of the law, I think here. We should check with Jerry. But he says that if you find your wife sleeping with another man, you have the legal right to kill them both. He says that. I think that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the the the the th. thooom, the the the the the thoom, thoomoomoom. thoomoom. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. theooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that. Those are words that he says. I think that's called the sloss and doctrine. Oh, the sloss and doctrine.

We should, um, are you a lawyer out there? You let us know if that's real? Get in toucest about the sloss and doctor. Why all this is happening? Molly is like clutching a fucked up mannequin baby? It's not a comfort? It's got a weird face. Everything in here has a weird face. It's true. I do like that he said she was hoaring behind his back. I'm just like, hoaring. Come on, Slossin. I know, real dick. I heard your brother was real handsome. I heard you was king of the wild frontier. So then Jerry comes back in, and he's like, Molly, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, th, everything, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that thi the the the the thi the the the thi thi the thi, thi, thi, the wild frontier. So then Jerry comes back in and he's like, Molly, we gotta go. And just kind of walks Molly out of the house. Chuck Hunter's like, oh shit, okay. All right, they're leaving. That's what's up?

Yeah. But they're not, because Jerry isn't Jerry. He's a quickly, perfectly programmed animatronic mannequin. Better than any of the other mannequins that have been made up until this point. I don't know how he did that in mere seconds. I don't know. Had you guessed that Jerry was a mannequin? No, I actually didn't. That was a surprise. Yeah. Did you like the way that he revealed that it was a mannequin? Tell me. He walked over and ripped his arm off. Oh yes, I did. That had to take some time to make that thing and you're just going to rip the goddamn arm off. I liked it a lot.

You truly are a lunatic thing. I mean he's a god, Slosson. He's just making and being God. And moving things in his mind. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Like the tele. the tele. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin th. th. th. th. th. T. T. T. th. th. You're just th. You're just. You're just. You're just. You th. You th. You th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. th. the th. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. so weird. Because it's not necessary. Unless I guess to make them talk. But that's not, no, you're saying they're mechanical. They see, I mean, maybe he's made, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just basing this on my knowledge of Halloween three. It's true. Although this was before, this proves the slossin doctrine. Molly Axe's Chuck Conner's in the goddamn neck. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's a

great effect. It really is. I liked that all. I think all the effects in the movie were really good. Oh yeah, like on point. Yeah. And then we see her driving away in the jeep, which she must have somehow gotten running, unless Jerry really did take it to town and get it fixed. And in the jeep where there are the Jerry, Becky, and Eileen mannequins. Note who's not there. Is Woody there? Is Woody there? Maybe Woody was there. I think Woody was there.

I'm going to say he wasn't. Because at one point, at one point when he's dressed up as Davies Lawson just holding Woody's mannequin head and making it laugh at her. Oh yeah, oh yeah, screaming Woody head was good. I had a note that said something about the head of Woody and I don't just know what it meant. That's what it was. It's really good. It really is. They'll have these like unhinged ventriloquist dummy jaws, which is really disconcerting. Yeah, and black eyes. Black eyes. And where do you think she's taking them? I don't know.

And it just freeze frames the credits roll. Yeah, it's a very weird ending. To a very weird movie. But I feel like there's no other way it could have ended, do you? I mean, Jerry could have gotten that law degree, even if it was mechanical mannequin Jerry that got in. What if it turned out that Slossin was a mannequin too? Oh, wait, he was in Mannequin too?

No, that's, um, Christy Swanson. Is Andrew McCarthy in that? No, am I thinking of, oh, at Bernie's 2? He's in 1. I don't know if he's in 2. I bet he's only in 1. Katie. Alan. Before I read my last note, can we go to the ratings phase?

Before you read last night? Sure, let's go to the ratings phase. Can I go first? Yeah. My last note is I think I did too. It's so fucking fun. It's really good and I went into it with kind of a bad attitude. Yeah. Because it costs more on Amazon was 499. Yeah. And I was like, oh boy another one of these fucking movies, you know? This is the movie that made me go, should I just get shutter? Because it's on

shutter? That's why it's on Amazon now? And shutters five bucks a month. And I'm like, do I just get Shutter? Because I'm gonna end up running a bunch of these movies. Guys, do you have Shutter? And if so, is it worth it? Let Alan know. This movie was so fucking fun. It's one of those things that's always shows up in like, The poster is really cool and creepy looking. A good artwork. And I don't know why I slept on it for so long. Thank you, Brandon for suggesting this to us.

Yeah, thanks Brandon. So Chuck Connors was apparently hoping that this movie was going to be his launching pad to his like Boris Karloff career. Oh, Chuck Connors, it was not. Which is a bummer. He looks straight up like the Woody doll from Toy Story. He really does. He really does. He's such a cowboy. Yeah. Oh, he was great as the riflemen like in those like, you know, those black and white 60s cowboy shows where like there is just like good and evil and it is completely black and white and white. Yeah. And only Italian men play Native American people. Right.

Or, I'm sorry, also Bert Reynolds. Oh boy. Oh boy, indeed. Katie, what did you think of this movie? I think that Chuck Connors is one of only 12 athletes in the history of American professional sports to have played both Major League Baseball and play in the NBA. In the NBA? Oh, he is tallest shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even think Bo did that. Oh, I didn't give this movie a numerical grade. That's what I was going to tell you. Yeah. That's what I was going to tell you. Uh, thrown. This movie is stupid, but enthralling. I have to tell you. I agree. I'm gonna. Yeah. The story is stupid. the and it's like strangely charming.

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, there is one gross scene where he's like licking on somebody's face for a while that I was like, ah, that could not have been here and have been fine. Yeah. But I think you have to drive home how crazy he is, because he, he turn it on and turn it off, which is very strange. When I was reading about this, apparently, the director, the director, the director, the director, the director, this, apparently the director was like, you guys are gonna give it a PG? Okay, let me tell you what this movie is about and you're still gonna...

It's like, it's a gross movie. It's a very gross movie. But it seems so, yeah, charming is a really good thing. It's like, it's silly in a lot of ways. It is silly, but it's also like, oh fuck. Like, the manne the manne the manne the manne the manne, like the mannequins screaming is very creepy. That is more than parental guidance suggested, I feel. Yeah, it's so weird. Yeah, so if you guys are interested, you should see Torres Trap.

We should just spend the money on either Shutter or this movie. And thanks Brandon for suggesting it to us. You guys should suggest movies to us as well, because it makes our lives easier. Yeah, we like that a lot. I, why have we not been doing that since a jump? We may be dumb. Yeah, oh, I'm super dumb. You? Oh, it's like it's my job.

Bucket a wet hair. I'm a ripped bag. I'm ato call. Mail bag! I'm there already. I'm waiting for you in the mail bag. Is that weird? Katie?

Oh God. I'm just under the water in the mail bag and I pop up the head five minutes later and you're like, God you have so much lung capacity. It's really, watch fan of the show Bill R. Hi Bill. Who says, lately I found myself using the term dumb dumb dumb quite a bit with describing other people and their actions. I hadn't used that phrase in a long time I'm Alan's age. So you know. Bill I'm glad you managed to get this email off. Just read the rest of the email in my real voice. then it hit. Are you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you? you? you th? you th? th? th? th? th? th? Are th? the th? th. th th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. email off. Oh, just read the rest of the email in my real voice.

Then it hit. Bill, are you on that email? No, but my friend is. Can I have a sent from silver? My bones ache. Sorry Bill, sorry, Alan, it's funny. I need to let you know, it's funny. Then it hit me.

Katie uses it a lot and it's become stuck in my mind. Oh my god, do I say it a lot? Yeah, I feel like you vastly between that and Dildo? Mm-hmm. Which are both great. They mean different things. I'm more of a ding-dong man myself. I like that too. Let's get that trending. Is that what happens? Has tag ding dong? That's gonna go bad real fast. That's gonna be dicks. It gets stuck in my mind. It's not a bad thing at all. I like that I have a non-profane term for the idly of others. Thank God.

And then he goes on to give us some info about the Twilight Zone. the connection to Animal House. What is its connection to Animal House? John Landis directed Animal House in the part in Twilight Zone. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. And there's apparently a throwaway line that said, I heard that Lieutenant Niedemeyer got fragged the other day in Twilight Zone.

And at the end of Animal House, it talks about how he was killed by his troops in Vietnam. Oh yeah. That's cool. I like that. I did not know that so now we do. I like Animal House, I think. I haven't seen it since I was very young. I think I'd get more jokes now. I wonder if it would be like going back to her avenge of the nerds and being like, oh, for sure. But that scene where he bashes the acoustic guitar into the wall is A-plus.

Where do you come down on Caddy Shack? Oh, I fucking love Caddy Shack. It's not even problematic as far as I know. No, no, it's just stupid. It's, what? It's amazing. It's a movie that has 15 different, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, th.. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. that never get resolved. No, no, it all ends in the turn, in the like golf playoff, but like, that wasn't what I came for. It's so good. And just the girl's like, oh, and I'm not pregnant.

I love that movie. So, I love that movie is just like, you can just hear the bumps. the show. Thanks, Bill. . do you want to, he ends the email with, thank you both for all the laughs, love the show. Oh, thanks, Bill. Thanks for listening and thanks for taking the time to let us know because we really do appreciate it.

We do. You can let us know on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, your were Wolf Ambulance or wherebuilance on Twitter. Uh huh, whereulants at Gmail. tho-Dohm. Leave us an iTunes review if you have the time and inclination? Yeah. And you do. Let's face it, you do. Join the 100 of other people that have done that.

Wow, really? Oh, yeah. Wow. How come we're not rich yet? See, podcast. Yeah. I don't, um, do you think anybody has a $100,000 podcast? Yeah. Who? Mark Marin. But he does other stuff.

Well, yeah, I'm been. Do you watch Glow? I've seen the first season. I've not seen the second. I loved it. The second one? I want to watch it. It's fucking good. Yeah, handled so well. It's great show

Yeah, I mean, there's there's podcast. I'm sure Jesse Thorne has all the monies It doesn't seem like no, it doesn't it doesn't just mark marron It's Jesse thorn if we keep saying your name. Will you show up? If nothing else I could do you tell you? the try and tell you? I could use style. Yeah. I the style. I the style. I the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style style. to style style style style style. to style style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. the style. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he.. Whoa. Do you want to style on another movie next week? That wasn't a good transition? Tell me how this is going to work. Yeah, let's do another movie, I guess. We can do another. Should we do a listener suggestion because we just keep saying we're going to do that? Yes. Yeah, what is it? It is the movie, Dog Soldiers that was suggested to us by Dakota. It ends in an H, I feel like I have to do that. What you guys don't know is that Katie just turned into a floating mannequin head that's an open and she made noises.

My mouth open so wide now that I have a ventriloquist dummy head. What you guys don't know is that Katie just turned into a floating mannequin head. My mouth opened so wide now that I have a ventriloquist dummy What you guys don't know is that Katie just turned into a floating mannequin head that's the jaw opened and she made noises. My mouth opened so wide now that I have a Ventriloquist dummy head. So thank you, Dakota, we're going to talk about a weird Scottish, I guess not weird, just the Scottish werewolf action movie. I have to, we need to get into it because you told me things about it that wethat were not true. Did I? Yeah you did. I tend to lie. You did. All right, we'll get into it. So go back. Thanks Dakota. You're all liars. Just kidding. You guys are fine.

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