Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Re-release: The Wicker Man (2006)

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

Hi EMTs, Katie here. I had a rough week and was not able to record, so Allen and I decided to re-release one of our all-time favorite episodes: the absolutely wackadoo Nic Cage remake of "The Wicker Man." We hope you enjoy it and we'll be back next week with "Slenderman," we promise.  

Hey Alan. Hey, Katie. I really like this candle you have up here. Yeah. Yeah. How to get burned? How to get burned? How to get burned? How to get burned? Was it the bee? The bees? Yeah. Yeah.

Real talk? How to get burned? Howe? to be? the bees? Real talk? I rewound. I've to watch the bee? The bee! The bees! Real talk? I overwhelmed and watched the scene where he's going, how to get burned, how to get burned, how to get burned. Three times. You're so much more lyrical than Nick Cage, wasn't it? Yeah. How to get burned?

How to get burned? That's good. I like that. Welcome to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. Hey guys, I'm Katie. I'm Alan. We're talking about the 2006 remake of the Wickerman. How to get burned? How do you get burned?

This is from Netflix. In this remake of the 1973, psychological thriller, a California cop gets more than he bargained for when he looks into a young girl's disappearance. That sounds like a great movie. Yeah. I would watch that. Oh, wait, I did. What did he bargained for. What did?

That's a good question. That's a cliche that, you're right, has no meaning. What did, you know, the thing is he doesn't bargain for anything. the thi thi. He does not know how to ask a question. How to get burned? I guess he has that one. God, it's so terrible. I have a lot of love for the 1973 original. I have never seen it.

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I don't need to see another movie. It's so not like that movie for all of its nonsense makes sense and this movie for all of its nonsense is just nonsense. Yeah it's chaos. I wish silly and Camerfee was in it. No I mean yeah let's let's get into it. Right. Why were the thing I just want to say there are a lot of really competent actors in this movie. Oh, hell, yes. Ellen burst in awesome. Yeah, it felt so bad when she came on the screen. I was like, oh, Ellen burst, I'm so sorry. Frances Conroy is good.

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Oh, but... It felt a little bit like one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets all his friends together and they go on vacation somewhere in the Bahamas and then happen to shoot a movie where they're there. Yeah. But it's like people who have never met each other doing that. Beautiful island though. Oh yeah, I would definitely hangthink. You don't like Puget?

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Uh, was it? I thought so. I didn't think it was that long. It felt forever. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a hundred and two minutes. I'm still watching it. Yeah. In my mind, in my mind, I'll always be watching it, British Rockwell. watching the Wiccaband remake. Who's playing tricks on me? Why am I British?

Why are you British Rockwell? Like this quest we're on to discover why Rockwell is British. Friend of the podcast, Gene is also on the quest to figure out what the fuck Rockwell is doing because he doesn't make any sense to anybody. Yeah, please find out. Yeah, you rock well. Can't be doing much now. You know what?

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Oh, fuck. God damn, what's that guy's name? James Franco is in this movie. Yes. Aaron Eckhart is in this movie. And Jason Ritter. But they're just like, yeah. What are they doing? What are they doing at this movie?

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explodes. It's super weird. Why?, in the original, the towns folk... I'm sorry, this is the original. Yes, in the 1973 Time Traveling Remake. Yes. The towns folk are very adversarial with Nick K... Oh my God, with Edward, who is the star of the Wickerman. Edward Woodward? It's a dumb name.

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apartment and they're talking about it and he's like who were those people in the car and she's like, we don't know. We'll probably never know. Really? Detective? Really? Because they just they were gone. Cool tude. She's like the car wasn't registered the car they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. They were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were they were they were gone. they were gone. they were they were gone. they were gone. they were they were they were gone. they were they were they were they were gone. they were they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they were gone. they you could believe that. How else will you ever trace it? Oh God, that's the end of the line then, huh? Welcome to the Give them up Police Department? Yeah, cool police work. I love when he is, like, so he pulls over this car because this little girls throwing the doll the doll towards, he's like, the doll, he's like, he's, he's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, tho, that, that, tho, tho, tho, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, is, the the the the the the they..... That's, they. That's, thin, that, that, that, is, is, that, is, is, thrown, is just, thrown, thrown, is, that, thrown, thrown, that, is just, that, that, thatry to buy. Oh, that was kind of cool. I like that. I like a good bike trick. And then she throws, he hands that doll back to her.

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Why? Why? Just splashing it all over his dumb face. Right before he has a flashback of a girl getting by the truck on the ferry. Yeah, I was so stupid. I fucking loved that. Like, that's the kind of shitty I want, a truck hitting a person on a ferry. I have to say near the beginning of this that I was going into this, oh, we're gonna do spoilers. I was going into it.

Going into this, and I was like, you know what? Gonna have a positive attitude going into this in half hour and I was like, son of a fucking butt and shovel, bucket, tick, a fucking man. That bad? Yeah, I was pretty upset. I'm sorry. No, it's fine. It was fun.

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to be moving and he's like, what, you got a shark in there and everybody just looks at it? It like, fucking makes a faul. What, what, he got a shark in there? Yeah, he becomes in the bag? Is Kofy just a different breed of dog than Pluto? It's a good question. A question stoners have been contemplating for... I know. One lives in a dog house, the other drives a car. I'm sorry you had a question about the back? What was in it? Oh I think that they have a boy child and they're

just kind of like, no, here's what happens. Because this name is a man. He was like, so what, if you boys, you kill them, you murder them, you murder the boys, you murder the boy. Because he cannot stop asking a question for someone to answer it. And Ellen Burson goes real like, th like, well, that depends. And then she walks away and he calls her and he asks another question. Fucking ask a follow-up, depends on what? Like, come on, you're a fucking cop!

Ugh. Also, you play a cop in so many movies you'd think you'd be better at it. He's always a cop, right? Yeah. Do you see that movie where he's a cop who wins the lottery and he's married to Rosie Perez. What? Yeah. Well anyway he wins the lottery but he says he it doesn't matter I was about to explain the plot of it could happen to you a romantic comedy starring Nicholas Cage rosy Perez and I believe Penelope and Miller. All right I'll take your word

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It's a Werner Herzog movie starring Nicholas Cage that has nothing to do with the original Bad Lieutenant. Someone just had the rights to the name, but not the story. Weird. So it's Nick Cage and Val Kilmer in New Orleans, Okay. In a Werner Herzog movie. That's enticing.

And it is beautifully insane. Yeah? It is crazy time. Okay. Yeah. That's a good tip. If you're ever taking some medicine one night and want to watch an insane movie, I highly recommend it.

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What does it fucking look like? She might be the server. She might hits this island. It's like, what's it filled with women? Fuck them. Fuck them all. This shit. To be fair, this movie is, this movie's overarching theme is that women are monsters. Yes. Mm-hmm. Murderous, terrible monsters. I'll get this out of the way right now. Please.

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Yeah, but I meant to. And so he walks up to the schoolhouse to find out if Roland was enrolled in the school. And he walks past like six pregnant ladies I've ever seen. Honestly, honestly. It's just a pillow. Like, they make fake pregnant bellies. You could just put on them. I'm sure they had the budget for this $40 million movie. It looked like a costume my mom would have made for me when I was a child. Oh, no.

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Got it. Was it that they were witches that were persecuted around Salem in the 1600s? And then made it all the way to Puget Sound across fucking nowhere America? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Pre-Oregon trail. Pre-everything trail, like, they just made it like, ah, please go. Witches can fly. It's true, but they weren't witches.

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I have no memory of that. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I should say that I was watching this very late last night. I got a little sleepy while I was watching. He was like a woman who's covered in bees and there's a man who's, oh maybe this is in Ellen Burson's house. There's a man whose face is all like gunked up but he's like naked in a bed. Yeah, what the fuck? That's later on. Okay, sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry. Oh, theymea's like he's like, he was like that guy was trying to try. That man was, no, Ellen Burson, you can do better. You're looking great. Your wig is fantastic. I'm sorry. I drank a whole lot of coffee before he came over someone, a little bit insane right now. Get jittery, let's do it. So he digs up. Was it hot? Yeah.

Did you burn your tongue? to that because he digs up the grave and in there he finds a burnt doll. Yeah. Because these dolls, see, dolls keep coming back. Why? I don't know. Why wasn't it the same fucking doll from the car in the beginning of the movie? Was it not? No, it was a completely different doll.

That's really, I was like, oh, it's going that have told you? I don't know. There was some form of continuity going on in this film? I don't know. I don't know. So he gets the fucked up doll. I don't know. And this is where your favorite part comes from. How to get burned? How to get burned?

How to get burned? Do you think that was written that way? Or do you think he was just like, he's like peaking, you know what I mean? Like, I guess he peaks, he peaks later. I want to talk about where he peaks, Peak Nichols Cage. Jesus Christ. So it just starts going off the, I was gonna say it goes off the rails from here, but it has been off the rails their tirel, but the, A TV of a movie. He busts into this woman's house. This woman who's in there with her two daughters. He's starting to look at every child on the island to see if they're rowing.

Right. Even if they were, they wouldn't be out in the open, probably, but whatever. So we bust into this lady's house and she's like, do you have permission to be in here? And he's like, I don't need to need I don't to need I don't to need I don't need I don't to need I don't need I don't need I don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to look. I to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. I. I. I. I. I. I to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to look. to the to the the to. the the to. the the the to. the to. the to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. He's climaxing. I love that every little girl is just fucking with him. Yeah. They're all like running away from him. Yeah, they're all wearing masks. He starts flipping their masks off their heads. Like, he's assaulting these children for no goddamn reason.

Oh, he hasn't even got to the point where he punches every woman. Every woman. Every woman. Every woman. Every woman. the note, this movie has no heart. No. There is no joy or anything in this movie. No, it's a hateful movie. The next note I have says you can't just punch that lady. And then oh, it's Kung Fu now. Because he's fighting Lili Soby's game. So, uh, he goes into the church at one point, is a dead wife?

Is she alive? I don't even know what she's doing in this movie or his fiance, not like. Who cares? She was just saying, I used to be, uh, she was dead? No, but she might as well have been for her acting for a wrests. This used to be a very beautiful church. Like, why is he, is he only only around because she's so hot? I guess. Okay, I just want to be clear about that.

She looked like the woman who played, uh, oh, fuck, Lorraine, what's her face in, uh, the conjuring. Oh, Lorraine Warren, yeah. What's that woman's name? Uh, Vera? Farnes? She looked a tiny version of that. Yeah. Of that. Of that thing. That thing that is a lovely woman.

Yeah. No, I don't know. He just starts beating up all these ladies. He punches Diane Delano right in the grill. Who was going to put on a bear costume, which, okay? That he puts on the bear. That has like a nylon over his face. I just don't. Okay. You can see his face plain as day through the nylon. Plainest day. But when he runs up to his ex-fiance, he like listens to him, it's me.

No shit, Dick, why? Everyone here knows it's you. Also you just keep sprinting out of the woods while they were marching in a parade. They're all wearing like animal masks and animal costumes. Look, this part of the movie looked amazing. It did, until it pans around at one point and you see the fish person? Did you see the fish person? I was like, you do not belong? What are you doing? At this point, Alan, I gotta be honest with you.

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shocking when it happens no just like a thing like oh that your mom okay it's like a snake eating its tail but the snake has been dead for years and it's not very hungry and it's just gonna yeah it's just like death gas I told you I was gonna eat all the all you can eat the bread sticks before I left this all garden. So they said all I could eat. So they eventually nail him to the ground after they rip off his bear costume, leaving the bare feet on him though, which is joyous. I liked all of those things. Okay, here's where it kicks in.

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I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure in the original movie, Christopher Lee's character's name Lord Summer Isle. Which is so much easier to say than Sister Summers Isle. Yeah. There's like an extra S in there that just messes the whole thing up. Yeah. And sometimes he's just calling our Summers Isle, Summer's Isle, which is the name of the place. So he's just yelling. It's like me just being outside being like, Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh? Like, who's going to answer? Oh, sister myself to be Sister Pittsburgh? Sister Pittsburgh, hmm. Katie. Yeah. Tell me all your thoughts on this movie. You're gonna hate this. No, no, not at all. I hate. It was awful. This movie is fucking awful. It's kind of fun. Sure. It's kind of fun because it's stupid. Nicholas Cage loses his mind a bunch.

It makes no goddamn sense and then he gets set on fire at the end. So for that, I'm giving it a four. I'm totally for this. Yeah. Do we mention how many women he punched in the face? Oh, so many women. He legit Kung Fu kicks Lea Lili Sobieski. Bad lamenting. Ha ha ha.

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Trump. It says, listen to where the fanbuleants. They're my favorite new podcast. I hate these endorsements we're getting. I hate them. Chris Chrissy, stop calling me. Is Chris Christie calling you? No. I didn't do Bridgegate. I didn't do it. You definitely did. You definitely fucking did. You piece of shit. You look like a Mario character. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. the to the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their th. th. th. the their th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the the their their their. their their their. I fucking did. You piece of shit. Total piece of shit. You look like a Mario character. Boom boom. Boom. At um, underscore, okay. I love that. Said, Adwareo Famulence, thanks for making the shitty Monday mornings bearable. Love the podcast. Oh, that's awesome. That's a little, uh, not a mail bag, but it's really nice. Super sweet, thank you. Thank you.

So thanks, Emily and thanks, okay, um, oh, that's what I just said. Thanks, guys. Tartectal. Thanks for always being there for us. Yeah. Speaking of, this is Alan. Pop it in here to let you know about some exciting news from Cryptocurium. Jason will be doing a Holiday of Horror's Yuletide Mystery Box for the Christmas season. The deadline for ordering this is November 30th, 2016. From the website, for

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Weird. Yeah. Cool. You can get your own Dillon Garit Smith art, illustrations, whatever you want, buy his shit. Yeah. Stuff is totally awesome. Katie. Yeah. What are we doing next week? Next week we are discussing a movie about crimes. Crimes? And punishment, but not punishment. And... Uh, crimes and the lack of punishment? Yeah, the purge.

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talking about 2013's the purge. We've been hit the 2000s hardly. I know we got us clean we got to cleanse ourselves after that. So join us next week we'll talk about the purge you can find that on Amazon's and Google plays and all that stuff and probably illegally on the internet. Sure. And thanks for listening to another episode of Werewulf with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with w. We w. to to the w. th. th. th. th. the w. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. the. the. the. the. the. the internet. Sure. And thanks for listening to another episode of WearWorth Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. How to get recorded?