What A Day - Drought Of Control
Episode Date: June 11, 2021On Saturday, four Republican-led states will pull out of the federal government’s pandemic-related unemployment benefits program early. Congress hasn't moved on the wage issue at all, either, with S...enate GOP members this week blocking the Paycheck Fairness Act.An extreme drought is affecting the West, with the entirety of Oregon, California, Utah, and Nevada under drought conditions, along with parts of other states. Unfortunately, things are expected to heat up and dry out from here, with certain places in the Southwest facing temperatures as high as 120 degrees next week.Plus, we’re joined by comedian and actor Maz Jobrani for headlines: National Geographic says there's a new ocean, Starbucks sees shortages of ingredients, and Kim Jong-Un's body transformation.Show Notes:CNET: "Is your state ending unemployment benefits this weekend? Update on $300 bonus checks" – https://cnet.co/2SoasXeWashington Post: "These businesses found a way around the worker shortage: Raising wages to $15 an hour or more" – https://wapo.st/3gnaIxTFor a transcript of this episode, please visit crooked.com/whataday.
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it's friday june 11th i'm akilah hughes and i'm gideon resick and this is what the day the podcast
that's also a hotly anticipated single by lord yeah she didn't release anything for four years
and when she did it was a news podcast yeah uh heads up should have told you earlier we are lord
yeah i hope you missed us.
On today's show, an overview of the historic mega drought in America's west and southwest and how it speaks to climate catastrophe.
Plus, we'll have headlines.
But first, the latest. and it's a doozy. So
tomorrow, four states will be pulling out of the federal government's pandemic-related
unemployment benefits program early. That program gave recipients $300 a week on top of what was
available in each state. Those states are Alaska, Iowa, Mississippi, and Missouri. And they join a
bunch of other Republican-led states in taking away that important income in a time when a lot
of jobs are still not available and high-paying jobs are even less
available.
The American Rescue Plan that passed in March was supposed to be available to those who
needed it until at least Labor Day of this year.
But because of the unemployment benefits ending early, upwards of 4 million jobless Americans
are going to be left holding the bag this summer.
Just wait it out.
It's just a few more months.
So to that point,
why would Republicans want to force potential voters, the people who live in their states,
into low-paying jobs and likely further into poverty when the federal government is literally
trying to hand them a win here? I mean, to answer that, we have to reframe the question. So why
would Republican governors want to gift rich CEOs an entire class of underpaid workers? Because
these companies cannot attract anyone with their starvation wages, they're saying, okay, well, let's give them no
other option. And the thing is, there is another option to get people to go back to work. So the
Washington Post had a great article about several businesses who found the workers they needed by
paying $15 per hour or more to staff up. In some cases, that's more than double what they first
offered. Yeah. And where are the places that we're talking about here?
So in Pittsburgh, there's this place called Claibon's Ice Cream Parlor.
They told the Post that they had absolutely no one apply for a scooper job for three months
when it was posted at $7.25 an hour, which is just about how much I was making scooping ice cream in 2005.
But when the owner finally upped the starting wage to $15, he said more than 1,000 applications flooded in the next week.
Then a restaurant group in North Carolina said 10 people in one week applied for jobs when it
upped the wage to almost $24 an hour compared to just 15 applications the previous four months.
So those businesses are right. People don't want to look for jobs that will have them working bad
hours, being mistreated in a pandemic, and still needing a second job to survive.
Yeah, it seems pretty straightforward when you put it like that. And then in regards to companies
who have ponied up to pay workers in the neighborhood of what they deserve, what have
been some of the other strategies to get people to submit applications?
So beyond just paying more hourly, lots of companies have signing bonuses. A Walmart in
Kentucky was offering a $1,000 signing bonus if you continue to work there for an entire month.
But really, this entire situation just illustrates how stagnant we just continue to be in the U.S.
and how expensive things like child care, aftercare, et cetera, can be,
and how leaving the house again really isn't going to be cheap for any of us.
But one other wrinkle is that the states that have the lowest COVID vaccination rates
are the majority of the states rushing to force people back to work without masks.
So logic would dictate that people aren't lazy. They simply just don't want to risk their lives and the lives of their
family members to continue to be poor so that the Waltons can get another boat. Yeah, they have
plenty. And then there is the Congress aspect of all of this. Right. So our useless Congress hasn't
moved on this wage issue at all. And in fact, this week, Senate GOP members blocked the Paycheck
Fairness Act, which would have specifically targeted wage discrimination that affects women. So they hate
us for real, y'all. But progressive rep Pramila Jayapal said, quote, I really believe if we don't
get this work done across the board, not only will the president's legacy be in peril, but our
majority will be in peril. So if you're depending on these increased unemployment benefits, we'll
have a link in our show notes so that you can check and see if and when your state plans to end them prior to the
set end date. We'll let you know if anything good comes out of this. But let's turn now to a story
about something else America is lacking, water. Extraordinary drought across the West, the worst
we have ever seen. And so we are setting ourselves up for unfortunately, probably a catastrophic fire season. You can see how just how dry it is across the West. That was CBS News meteorologist
Jeff Berardelli summing up the terrifying reality for a big swath of the country. It is yet another
example of climate change dramatically impacting our lives right now, not far off in the future.
So Gideon, take us through what else we know. Yeah, it is pretty catastrophic,
honestly, and kind of weirdly being underplayed in some cases. As of yesterday, four entire states are under drought conditions. That's Oregon, California, Utah, and Nevada. Overall, something
like 88% of the entire Western U.S. is facing drought conditions, many of which are the most
extreme part of the scale that exists for these things. And this is creating an extreme
wildfire risk and impacting water supply to the point that, as NPR put it, the past can't even
be used as a metric for how to manage water systems in the future. Well, there are a lot
of data points out there showing how dire it is right now, and we're still only in the early part
of the summer. That's right. So, for example, if you look at the Colorado River system, it brings
water to something like 40 million people. But Lake Mead on the Colorado River is the largest reservoir in the country, and it has the lowest reported to stop bigger fire growth if and when that happens.
The state's governor, Gavin Newsom, also declared a drought emergency in 41 of the state's 58 counties. But Akilah, for one more way to illustrate how dry it's gotten, this is truly
insane. There is quite literally a plan to suck up a bunch of salmon in California and put them
in trucks and take them to the San Francisco Bay as a way to help them survive severe drought.
So they're putting fish on a road trip.
All right, well, is it at least supposed to cool off anytime soon?
I honestly apologize for being the real bearer of bad news today, but no.
In fact, the opposite. There is a forecast right now that certain places in the Southwest
are going to hit a balmy 120 degrees next week.
Specifically, Phoenix could hit 115
at the start of next week, which would be tying a record in the city. And all of this is likely
going to just exacerbate the record droughts and make the potential for an extreme fire season
higher. That's what scientists are saying for now. And I think it's safe to say we are unfortunately
going to see a lot of records in our lifetime and not the good kind. Man, millennials really, we really
got it. We really got in here right on time. Well, with climate change affecting how much water once
flowed through these areas, what plans are there to upgrade America's infrastructure so that there
are better ways to store and use the water that we actually do have? Yeah, I mean, it is maybe the
important issue for Biden's infrastructure bill and one reason why Democrats keep pressuring the White House to commit to the climate standards they discussed, as we mentioned yesterday.
But there's also a new development on that.
So the Washington Post reported that Al Gore personally called President Biden last month to insist that these climate initiatives be included in any deal that is reached.
There is about $1 trillion in the package for things like electric vehicles, clean energy tax credits,
a green jobs program, and more. But there is pretty significant concern that scaling back to get bipartisan support would just kill all of that in a time where it's desperately needed.
And Biden is also going to face pressure and have to apply it himself on the international front.
He's poised to be discussing global efforts on climate change at a G7 meeting with world leaders
in Europe through next week. Because
what's happening in America's West is really just one example of how bad it is around the world.
On Monday, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said that the amount of CO2 in
Earth's atmosphere was at its highest level in literally more than 4 million years, which I can
only laugh at because it's patently absurd.
So needless to say, it's all very head spinning
and truly, truly nothing could be more important.
But that is the latest for now.
Yeah.
And while the planet is still here,
coming up, we'll have a special guest for Headlines,
comedian Maz Jabrani.
He joins us after some ads.
Let's wrap up with some headlines.
Headlines.
Today, we have a very special guest,
comedian and actor, Maz Jobrani.
Welcome to WOD.
Thank you so much for doing this.
Thanks for having me.
I'm excited to be here.
All righty. Well, let's get into some headlines. Gideon, take it away.
We are excited to have you, Maz.
Robbing us of the stability we all need so badly right now, National Geographic just said there's a new ocean which occupies the space around Antarctica.
This announcement might seem like a tactic to show everyone who's boss in the fast-moving world of maps, but the so-called Southern Ocean was first recognized over 20 years ago. There's just been disagreement over whether it was really separate from the four original oceans that had the crazy idea to get together
and form a planet. We've all been there. This week, Nat Geo said, enough is enough. The Southern
Ocean has its own ecology and current, and it deserves our respect. This announcement brings
the total number of oceans to five.
We probably won't get another update like this until National Geographic says there's just one ocean,
it's boiling hot, and all of us are swimming in it.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
It's sad to say.
I think the problem with this stuff,
it's like whenever scientists discover something new,
like a new planet, or they go, oh, it wasn't a planet.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a new ocean.
This just adds to the cuckoo out there who's going to say, see, scientists are making it up as they go.
So don't get your vaccine because you're going to get metal stuck to you because of this ocean.
It's true.
Be careful what you're saying now linking these ideas.
The gears might start turning.
You know, it's honestly, it's more clear than the people at the town hall talking about
the keys stuck to their forehead.
I think the ocean thing might really be a conspiracy that could take off.
By the way, if there's going to be a new ocean, they should name it Billy Ocean.
Oh, love that.
Frank is right there.
That's possible too.
Also, on the subject of oceans,
we're seeing the destructive power
of one of the most terrifying sea creatures,
the green mermaid who invented Starbucks.
Yes, the coffee chain and public bathroom corporation
announced that its U.S. stores
are dealing with massive supply shortages.
What an American problem.
Caffeine-deprived customers have been storming social media with complaints,
not realizing that many of their favorite Starbucks drinks can be recreated
just by dumping a can of Swiss Miss into a mug of hot, wet Jolly Ranchers.
Starbucks confirmed that oat milk is affected and hasn't given other specifics,
but an internal memo revealed that 25 products are on temporary hold,
including hazelnut syrup, toffee nut syrup, and caramel drizzle.
Oh, this is what happens when, you know, the Democrats win.
I'm telling you.
Take away your coffee.
Take away your coffee.
They're in Joe Biden's America.
You just got to drink it black like everyone else on earth.
Well,
my,
my condolences to the Starbucks contended,
but there is an update on the unrealistic standards we put on dictators
bodies.
So North Korea's Kim Jong-un has apparently lost weight based on recent
public appearances where his clothes seem to fit looser. And it's not just that Kim changed his style after Gen Z decided skinny jeans were
bad. There are real physical changes following Kim's nearly one month long absence from the
public eye. And given how tightly controlled information is out of North Korea, intelligence
agencies are reading into those changes to predict what Slim Jong-un could mean for the world.
If Kim is losing weight due to illness, it could mean a shakeup in leadership and volatility
might be around the corner.
Anyway, this story is kind of bittersweet to me because the intelligence community has
been silent about my fitness journey, even though they watch every single one of my Instagram
stories.
So what's the deal?
Yeah, it's frankly rude.
I mean, these NSA handlers, we get one compliment every now and again.
I'm way hotter than Kim Jong-un.
Even now.
So much easier when he's not fit because you go unfit.
He's unfit.
Yeah, exactly.
How are we going to do?
Well, listen, the same bold thinker who once said he got COVID from wearing masks too much, Texas Representative Louie Gohmert, is using his own brand of down-home science to reverse climate change.
Here he is talking through his plan at a congressional hearing on Tuesday. informed by the past director of NASA that they have found that the moon's orbit is changing slightly,
and so is the Earth's orbit around the sun.
We know there's been significant solar flare activity.
And so is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon's orbit or the Earth's
orbit around the sun, obviously that would have profound effects on our climate.
I think he might have watched that Superman. I don't know if it was one or two when Lois Lane,
I think, dies and the Superman goes into space and he goes really fast and the Earth starts going backwards.
He's describing that plot. He had the
Wikipedia page in front of him.
Yeah, and he's like, so then maybe
someone could fly up there and go backwards
and try to stop climate change.
Oh, damn it.
By the way, how do these people get elected?
I really...
Saying stuff like this, I think.
Yeah, honestly, it's super popular to be a moron these days.
So to recap, GoMert wants the Forest Service and Bureau of Land Management,
whose responsibilities include yelling at teenagers for swimming in hot springs
to hit reroute on the moon.
What Congressman Louis Neutron is really doing here
is actually an attempt at conservative comedy.
He's implying that any attempt to solve climate change is stupid because the real cause of climate change is planets moving differently, which, to be clear, no one at NASA believes.
Yeah, no one. Anyway, we're laughing. Exactly. I am ashamed.
I cannot believe this is what it's come to, but I guess, you know, 2021, let's get stupid.
Beautiful times.
Well, Maz, thank you so much for joining us for this iteration of Headlines.
Is there anything you'd like to plug?
Yeah, people should check me out on my podcast, Back to School with Maz Jobrani, and I'm on tour. So check me out on tour. It to school with maz jobrani and i'm on tour
so check me out on tour it's all at mazjobrani.com and all the social medias at maz jobrani i've
basically monopolized maz jobrani yes you have that seo on lock no one else yes don't name it
don't even worry about it too late well thank you so much for being here. Thank you guys for having me.
It was fun.
And those are the headlines.
That is all for today.
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