What A Day - Florida Man Makes Announcement
Episode Date: November 17, 2022Whether we like it or not, the 2024 campaign season has officially kicked off, after Donald Trump announced he’s running for president for the third time. But many of his allies are already eyeing t...he exits.Tensions have eased after NATO officials said a missile that killed two people in Poland came from neighboring Ukraine – not from Russia as originally suspected, though world leaders say the Kremlin is still to blame for the deadly explosion.And in headlines: a Senate bill to protect same-sex marriage cleared a major legislative hurdle, a federal judge struck down the controversial Trump-era border policy known as Title 42, and NASA finally launched its Artemis 1 moon mission.Show Notes:Every Last Vote | Vote Save America – https://votesaveamerica.com/every-last-vote/Crooked Coffee is officially here. Our first blend, What A Morning, is available in medium and dark roasts. Wake up with your own bag at crooked.com/coffeeFollow us on Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/whataday/For a transcript of this episode, please visit crooked.com/whataday
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it's thursday november 17th i'm priyanka arabindi and i'm juanita toliver and this is what a day
the podcast that is working hard every day to avoid being named as a defendant in a cryptocurrency
lawsuit i mean we repeatedly tell you we don't know what we're talking about every single time
it comes up so i don't know how it would happen. Some people are very litigious. Disclaimers have
been delivered. On today's show, the Senate narrowly advanced legislation to protect same
sex marriage. Plus, a conservative Christian actress is facing backlash after her remarks
about, quote unquote, traditional marriage. But first, the 2024 campaign season officially kicked off
on Tuesday night when Donald Trump announced that he would be running for president for the third
time. We said we didn't want to talk about it. Honestly, we feel the same way today,
but it's in the news and this is our job, so we have to, unfortunately. Truly, we did our best
to avoid it, but the man who attempted a coup and incited a violent insurrection decided to ruin
primetime television in order to announce that he will continue to drag the Republican Party down with him in 2024.
He made his official campaign announcement Tuesday night at Mar-a-Lago.
And Priyanka, how'd it go over?
How was it received?
Well, he painted a very dark picture of our country and said he wanted to, quote, make America great and glorious again.
So not glorious. New tagline, everybody. McGaga gag. Right. Gag is the only appropriate response. Yeah. But it was
described as an unusually subdued event for Trump. He mostly stuck to the script. There was only
one reference to the fake news media. And speaking of, the country's three major broadcast networks,
ABC, NBC, and CBS, none of them carried this announcement live.
NPR did it best.
In my book, they tweeted the breaking news announcement,
but they made sure to include that he tried to overthrow the 2020 election results
and inspired an insurrection against this country's government,
all in that same announcement.
That should be in all the coverage of this event from now and throughout this campaign however long he sticks around like that should be in every
single sentence we utter about this man but my personal favorite i will say was from the new
york post which is a sentence i don't think i've ever said before but he barely made a headline on
the front page at the very bottom of the front page. It said, Florida man makes an announcement,
which that's it. No context. And that is all that was all which I mean, Donald Trump is the
quintessential Florida man, right? And I suppose he made an announcement. So great. They did a great
law. And I feel like this is yet another Murdoch publication burn for Trump. So that's got to be
driving him crazy. Yeah. And I would love it if we could call him Florida man for the duration of the 2024 election cycle. So he is officially Florida man
on this show. When you're listening and we say Florida man, we're talking about Trump. Apparently
during the announcement, a bunch of people tried to leave early, but security at Mar-a-Lago would
not let them leave, which feels like a metaphor for how Republicans across the board, save for
Marjorie Taylor Greene, of course,
have tried to distance themselves from this man.
Yeah, I know.
Apart from being like totally wild.
Definitely is.
But it's not just Republican elected officials.
Mega donors like Blackstone CEO Stephen Schwarzman,
Citadel founder Ken Griffin,
and Estee Lauder heir Ronald Lauder have all said that they won't be supporting Trump
in his bid for office.
Some of them have already gone so far as to endorse Florida Governor Ron DeSantis,
who has not thrown his hat in the ring or indicated that he will,
yet nothing official going on there.
Many Fox hosts have also indicated over the past week
that DeSantis is their preference over Trump,
especially after these midterm election results.
So definitely something to keep an eye on.
And yes, our engineer Bill is in the chat again.
Other Florida man, Rondo Santus.
It's a battle of the Florida men.
Good one, Bill.
I don't know how I feel about it.
Actually, I feel pretty bad.
We don't like it.
But we touched on this yesterday.
You know, just because Donald Trump
has named himself a candidate now,
this doesn't mean his legal troubles are going anywhere.
The Justice Department is still continuing with its probes.
And as a reminder, he faces federal investigations over his effort to overturn the 2020 election,
which he lost, and for illegally hoarding top secret government documents at his vacation
home.
And he also faces a state probe in Georgia.
So really no shortage of action over there.
This man has disrupted our peace, not only by, you know, announcing that he's running
for president.
It's going to be a nightmare. We get it. But like, there are races that haven't even been called in the midterms. The midterms are still happening. They're still going on.
And this man just pushed us into 2024. And for that, I mean, there's so many reasons to hate
him forever, but like just add it to the list. Add it to the list. The highlight for me was
Jeb Bush. Remember Trump trolling Jeb exclamation point.
Jeb with an exclamation.
Jeb Bush called Trump low energy.
And this man is such an easy punching bag right now.
He's an easy target.
And as much as I'm here for Republicans turning their back on him,
history has shown us that it will not stick.
So here's to the countdown until Republicans come crawling back to Trump yet again.
Totally.
But also speaking of events on Tuesday night, I'm sure a lot of y'all gasped like I did when World War III started trending on that bird app after news broke that Russian-made
missile struck farmland in Poland, killing two people.
Well, on Wednesday, Poland, a NATO member and NATO Secretary General Hans Stoltenberg,
said that the strike appeared to be unintentional and was probably launched by air defenses in neighboring Ukraine.
OK, so that is a tiny bit of relief that this was not an intentional issue.
But how did Ukrainian officials respond to this update?
Well, therein lies a bit of a rub.
So mere hours after the missile strike during his
nightly address, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky stated that Russians fired the missiles
that struck Poland. And on Wednesday, after hearing this explanation from NATO, Zelensky
requested a further investigation. He requested access to the site where the missiles hit. He
requested all the evidence, right? Okay. So a critical piece of context here, though, is that at the time of the strike at the Poland-Ukraine border,
Russia was bombarding Ukraine with a series of strikes that targeted Ukrainian civilian
infrastructure, specifically their power grid. In response, Ukraine fired off a volley of defense
missiles. And Polish President Andrzej Duda stated on Wednesday that it's, quote, highly probable
that one of these missiles from Ukraine unfortunately fell on Polish territory.
And that, quote, there is nothing, absolutely nothing to suggest that it was an intentional attack on Poland.
Here's what the U.S. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin had to say about the incident during a press conference on Wednesday. We're still gathering information, but we have seen nothing that contradicts President Duda's preliminary assessment
that this explosion was most likely the result of a Ukrainian air defense missile that unfortunately landed in Poland.
And whatever the final conclusions may be, the world knows that Russia bears ultimate responsibility for this incident. Russia launched another barrage of missiles against Ukraine,
specifically intended to target Ukraine's civilian infrastructure.
This tragic and troubling incident is yet another reminder
of the recklessness of Russia's war of choice.
I appreciate so much that the Secretary of Defense
emphasized that Russia is ultimately to blame here.
Even though the investigation is ongoing, I'm sure a lot of folks, myself included, are breathing a little sigh of relief that this was not like some kind of intentional attack here.
You definitely got that right. And as we mentioned on yesterday's show, if these missiles were fired by Moscow, that would trigger Article 5 of NATO's constitution.
That's the part that states that an attack on one member state is an attack on all of them.
And thanks to the preliminary hypothesis, that was averted.
But some are saying that this was like a fire drill exercise.
It's just that we were all an anxious mess for 20 hours or so while they sorted out the details.
And what seems to be an odd coincidence is that all of this happened during the G20 summit,
where a
number of NATO members were meeting in person in Indonesia. Needless to say, this incident upended
a lot of their planned business as the leaders held an emergency meeting. Yeah, I can imagine
this was not what they thought they were going to be talking about, nor what they wanted to be
discussing. Right. And even with this momentary sigh of relief, there are still growing concerns
about how Russia's invasion could ultimately lead to expanded conflict outside of Ukraine.
Much of Europe and the world has been on edge for the past eight months since this invasion began.
And that has certainly anticipated after this week's incident.
We'll definitely keep everyone apprised as polling conducts this investigation.
But that's the latest for now.
We'll be back after some ads.
Let's wrap up with some headlines.
The Senate moved a step closer yesterday toward passing legislation to protect same-sex marriage. A dozen Republicans joined Democrats to advance the Respect for Marriage Act,
clearing the threshold to break a filibuster.
The idea here is to create a safety net for same-sex couples
if the Supreme Court ever overturns Oberfell v. Hodges,
the landmark decision that legalized gay marriage nationwide.
Now, the bill wouldn't mandate that all states legalize gay marriage.
Instead, it will require them to recognize same-sex marriages performed in states where it is legal. The Senate could pass the bill by the
end of the week before sending it to the House, where it's likely to pass while Democrats still
hold the majority for the time being, you know? Yeah, that is like the saddest statement. It's
likely to pass, but just for now, it probably wouldn't if we did this a little while from now,
sadly. That's exactly right. A federal judge on Tuesday struck down the controversial Trump-era border policy known
as Title 42.
To jog your memory, Title 42 was cast as a public health order in the early days of the
pandemic, and it allowed border authorities to expel migrants trying to get into the U.S.
from Mexico.
Although President Biden criticized Trump's immigration policies on the campaign trail,
his administration has continued to enforce this particular rule.
The judge overseeing the case called Title 42, quote, arbitrary and capricious.
But the order to end it won't go into effect until December 21st.
The little space mission that could.
NASA's Artemis 1 finally launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida,
early yesterday morning after numerous setbacks.
Three, two, one. Boosters in ignition, and liftoff of Artemis I.
You may remember we talked about the Artemis mission back in September
when it was originally scheduled to launch,
but after months of delays from technical difficulties
and extreme weather hitting the Sunshine State,
the massive rocket system finally took flight.
This historic flight will put an uncrewed
space capsule in orbit around the moon for the next three weeks before it returns to Earth.
The mission is expected to pave the way for American astronauts to return to the moon for
the first time in more than 50 years. Someone needs to update the whiteboard because it has
been just zero days since the last insane update out of Twitter. Except, you know,
that whiteboard has been stuck at zero. We have never gotten to one day. New CEO Elon Musk just gave the company's remaining
employees an ultimatum. He demanded that they commit to being, quote, extremely hardcore,
not a joke, not an exaggeration, that is a direct quote, or resign. Yikes. In an email sent yesterday
morning with the subject line, a fork in the road, Musk said workers have until 5 p.m. Eastern today
to decide whether they want to work, quote, long hours at high intensity to create Twitter 2.0 or
take three months of severance pay. Spoiler alert, take the fucking pay. Get the fuck out of there.
Cut and run. Yeah, leave. Twitter employees who stay on can take respite in the fact that maybe,
just maybe, all the chaos that they are experiencing could be temporary.
Musk said yesterday that he expects
to eventually reduce his time at Twitter
and find someone else to run the company.
There were just too many maybes in that for me, Priyanka.
I feel like take the money and run
is the only plausible option at this point.
Get out of there.
And send your lumps of coal to Candace Cameron Burr,
the former Full House star who's appeared
in dozens of
Hallmark Christmas movies. She's been criticized for recent comments many have rightly called out
as homophobic. Burr recently took on a new role as the chief creative officer at a faith-based
cable network, Great American Family. The name alone is weird. It literally spells gaffe. It
spells gaffe, y'all. And in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, she said she doesn't think
her new channel will feature same-sex couples and leading roles saying quote i think the great
american family will keep traditional marriage at its core traditional here is being read as code
for straight and more likely than not white too following widespread backlash against her comments
she posted a lengthy statement yesterday on Instagram that read in part, quote,
to everyone reading this of any race, creed, sexuality,
or political party, including those who have tried
to bully me with name-calling, I love you.
DJ Tanner, girl, keep it.
I don't want that.
I don't want it.
This woman has made it explicitly clear
what she thinks of people who look, live,
and love differently from her,
so miss me with that weak-ass statement.
No interest in that.
Also, just a side note here.
You're an Instagram user
and you go to this woman's page
to see her apology post
because it's in the news.
You can see everybody who you follow,
who you know, who follows this person.
And there are too many for my comfort here.
Like everyone can see.
So just so you know,
if you have these people,
you're following them.
Everyone can fucking see it. So do yourself a favor. Unfollow. This is a direct message to all of Priyanka's
friends who follow Cameron. It's all out there, guys. It's embarrassing. It is embarrassing.
Hate to see it. And those are the headlines.
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I'm Juanita Tolliver.
I'm Priyanka Arabindi.
And you did it, Artemis One!
Blast off! No, that was really
cool, though. It was. I was not expecting that. I saw we had a clip in there. I didn't know that
was what the clip was going to be. Highly technical language here, right? Like, it's a serious mission.
I was like, oh, cool. What a day is a production of Crooked Media.
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