What A Day - Walkout, Texas Ranger
Episode Date: July 13, 2021President Biden’s previous plan to combat crime by tightening the reins on gun sales and empowering the DOJ to target firearm traffickers has got a major update. He suggested states use $350 billion... from the COVID relief plan to hire more police officers and strengthen crime prevention programs.Democratic state representatives from Texas went to Washington D.C. to break quorum and apply more federal pressure to pass voting rights legislation. A great escape like this hasn’t happened since 2003 when Democrats were stopping a redistricting proposal, and it’s unclear how Republicans might retaliate in this current case.And in headlines: Cubans protest for food and vaccines, England’s Black soccer players face racism, and Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence’s kids are Instagram-official.Show Notes:CNN (May 16, 2003): “Fugitive Texas Democrats declare victory” – https://cnn.it/3e8h1EXFor a transcript of this episode, please visit crooked.com/whataday
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It's Tuesday, July 13th. I'm Akilah Hughes.
And I'm Gideon Resnick. And this is What A Day, the podcast that received a 15-minute standing ovation at Cannes.
Yeah, and that's pretty amazing because that means the applause went almost as long as the podcast.
Yeah, importantly, I just want to say it was only one person clapping. It was a guy driving near the film festival in his car.
Yeah, he was really going for the record. We stan.
On today's show, Texas Democrats flee the state to try to stop voter restrictions from passing.
Plus, we'll have headlines.
But first, the latest.
We recognize that we have to come together to fulfill the first responsibility of a democracy,
and to keep each other safe.
That's what the American people are looking for when it comes to reducing violent crime and gun violence.
And I think this proof is illustrative of what we need to get put together.
So that's President Biden yesterday presiding over a meeting
with people like Attorney General Merrick Garland, New York Democratic mayoral nominee Eric Adams,
and more to pitch his plan to tackle crime and gun violence. Yeah, and it's a plan that he
introduced late last month, which included empowering the ATF to better track guns that
flow across state lines and funding community programs. But what appears to be new from yesterday is that Biden also wants to refund the police?
Yeah, so he wants states to spend $350 billion passed as part of the COVID relief package
on things like hiring more police officers.
So there's this perception that there's more crime happening right now, but it's complicated.
So on the one hand, a May report by the Council on Criminal Justice said homicide
rates spiked last summer. Then at the beginning of 2021, those rates declined in most places.
But Gideon, if you take the long view of the stats, Americans overall are way less likely
to be killed now in 2021 than they were in the 90s. That is good to me, at least.
Yeah, it seems like best case. And the homicide rate across big cities is still close to half
what it was just a quarter century ago. So up to date, crime data won't be available until September, which makes it hard to say for sure. But that hasn't stopped a wave of media coverage about how scary and dangerous the U.S. currently is. And that news might be why Biden was forced to seem more tough on crime by calling for yesterday's meeting. Yeah, and it definitely also plays out on a local
level. The issue and perception of crime, which can differ, is clearly important to voters. At
least that's what came up in some conversations around the New York mayoral race when I was
having those. And Eric Adams, as you mentioned, a former police captain, just won the Democratic
nomination in that race, in part by steering directly into this issue. That's true. And it's
clear that Biden is kind of stuck between
a rock and a hard place. So on the one hand, progressive voters who are the future of the party
aren't excited to see more money flow to police organizations, and they also see half steps on
gun control as a loss. And on the other hand, people are voting on this issue, and they're
clearly voting with more centrist views in mind. So while we want Biden to be a beacon of progress
and actually
reforming systems, yesterday he advocated giving a big blank check to police without strongly
talking about police reform either. And police departments across the country have refused to
reform themselves this whole time. So I'm prepared to be wrong, but it seems like the only problem
he's actually solving is getting his own poll numbers up regarding crime because right now
they're in the toilet. An ABC poll from earlier this month found that just 38 percent of adults
approve of how he's handling this issue. So that's his major announcement. I know that the survivors
of all these mass shootings we keep having would love a more detailed plan on how to stop the
madness, but I guess they'll have to keep waiting. Turning now to some state political news, Gideon,
last week we talked about
Texas Governor Greg Abbott calling this special session of the state legislature to pass a number
of bills, including voting restrictions. But there's been a big turn in the story. So what's
going on? Yeah, this is pretty crazy. So yesterday, most of Texas's Democratic lawmakers actually got
up and left the state. They are out of there. At least 51 out of the 67 Democratic reps
in the legislature flew from Austin to D.C.
yesterday afternoon without booking a return flight.
Very dramatic in a cool way.
The intent here is to break quorum,
so their absence means that when the Texas House
reconvenes today, there will not be enough members
to actually conduct House business per the rules.
And this is basically a more extreme version of the walkout that these Democrats staged in late May to block a prior
bill from passing. CBS Austin caught up with one Democrat before he boarded a chartered plane to
D.C. Here's Representative Trey Martinez Fisher. We're fighting for our democracy. We're using
every tool in our toolbox. And when Republicans get real and they want to be pragmatic and they
want to have a real discussion about voting rights in America, we're happy to have that talk. But if they want to
silence our voices, suppress the vote across the state, then we're going to stand up and we're
going to fight. We're going to fight back. And that's what we're doing. Yeah. And the New York
Times actually caught up with some of those Republicans in the state legislature who
dismissed the whole move as, quote unquote, political theater. That is rich in a number of
ways. But it does speak to the fact that much of this comes down to delay tactics here, given how Republicans just dominate the
legislature in Texas. Yeah, absolutely. It seems like a lot of just, you know, passing the buck.
And has something like this actually happened before? You know, like Texas lawmakers skipping
town who aren't named Ted Cruz? He is the major example, but there is one other example. In fact, there was a whole
incident in 2003 where Texas Rangers and state troopers were dispatched to go and find a group
of Democrats who were effectively on the lam, I guess. At the time, they were looking to stop a
redistricting proposal. And there were all these great anecdotes about finding them in a Denny's
in Oklahoma, et cetera, et so forth. Very buddy comedy elements there.
We have a link to an old story on it in our show notes.
But with the Democrats who have fled the state at this moment,
officials are able to seek out legislators and bring them back to the Capitol if they remain in Texas.
But once they leave, that jurisdiction ends.
Though Abbott recently reportedly said they would be arrested when they got back.
Yeah. And these Democrats that are using this tactic also made the point to turn this back
to the federal government and pressure federal lawmakers to pass voting rights protections
finally. So what response have we seen so far? Yeah. So those state Democrats reportedly met
or are going to meet with some Democrats in D.C., but it's sort of unclear if that is going to end
up including a White House visit. The AP talked to some White House officials who say there are no current plans for that at this time. However, here's
Vice President Kamala Harris talking about their efforts before they boarded their flights yesterday.
I applaud them standing for the rights of all Americans and all Texans to express their voice
through their vote unencumbered. And today, Biden is going to go to Philadelphia to deliver a big speech on voting rights that
follows major activist pressure on the administration. So that's yet another part
of the agenda that is taking shape in addition to gun violence this week.
Yeah, and there is some mounting frustration from civil rights leaders, activists,
and more feeling that the White House has been somewhat passive on voting rights.
Exactly. Yeah. I mean, just a few days ago, House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn, a major Biden ally,
told Politico that the president should support a kind of carve out for the filibuster on election
reform. He said that should a pair of voting rights bills not reach the president's desk,
quote, Democrats can kiss the majority goodbye. Yeah. We'll keep you up to speed on all of this,
what the president has to say today, and the next moves for Texas Democrats. But that is the latest for now.
It's Tuesday, WOD Squad. And today we are doing a segment called The Solution,
where we propose a fix to a news story that has created chaos in our world.
In Minnesota, local officials are dealing with a problem every community dreads,
overgrown goldfish in lakes and ponds that are allegedly the size of footballs.
Goldfish make good house pets, but when their owners dump them in natural waterways,
they can out-compete native species and churn up bottom sediments and uproot plants.
Freed from the confines of their tanks, they can grow to weigh as much as four pounds
and measure over a foot long. And removing populations of huge invasive goldfish can be
costly, with one county in Washington saying in 2018 that de-goldfishing one lake would cost them
$150,000. So for the problem of wild giant goldfish, here is the solution. Okay, so we need to create the world's first fish influencer that is very body
negative to set unrealistic standards of beauty for the huge goldfish. The destructive power of
filters, Photoshop, and bewitched camera angles has been well documented in the human community,
getting inside everyone's head and making us think our bodies need to be smaller in some places and bigger in others. So far, these tactics have never been used to manipulate
goldfish. And of course, no innocent sea creature who wants to eat plants and make kissy faces all
day deserves to be subject to the same pressures as anyone who is unlucky enough to have an
Instagram account. But desperate times call for desperate measures, and football goldfish are the
definition of desperate times. By introducing a goldfish influencer who is constantly going viral for their ads promoting
weight loss fish tease, we can pressure oversized goldfish to get smaller, or at the very least,
make them so sad that they're less likely to reproduce. This approach will require us to drop
tons of mirrors in the lakes and rivers where the huge goldfish live, so they are always looking
at themselves like they're human peers. It will also require us to develop the technology that
allows fish to use and understand cell phones. It won't be easy, but no good solution ever is.
And if it doesn't make the fish smaller, we'll at least have created a successful
fish influencer who can sign lucrative endorsement deals with fish fashion nova.
That was the solution. We'll be back after some ads.
Let's wrap up with some headlines.
Headlines.
Thousands of people in Cuba came out yesterday and over the weekend to participate in one of the biggest anti-government demonstrations the country has ever seen. Cuban authorities shut down internet yesterday afternoon in response.
Dissatisfaction with food shortages and high prices in the middle of a nationwide COVID surge
led protesters to demand change from their government. The country is going through one
of its worst economic crises, a consequence of decades of U.S. sanctions and trade embargoes
most recently imposed under the Trump administration. A White House official expressed the Biden administration's support for the protesters,
but Cuban officials and Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador responded,
saying the U.S. should end its economic embargo of Cuba if it really wanted to help its people.
Black players on England's national football team faced a storm of racist messages and posts online
following the team's loss to Italy in the Euro 2020 final. Police investigations revealed that a majority of the abuse came from abroad,
but it's hard to believe when English fans boo the players whenever they take a knee in solidarity
against racial discrimination. Prince William publicly condemned the violent slurs, but many
people online were quick to point out the hypocrisy of his defense of the royal family when his sister
in law, Meghan Markle, opened up about the racism that she experienced in Buckingham Palace.
England's Football Association said in a statement yesterday
that the racist backlash from fans was disgusting
and that social media companies need to step up
and take accountability for abuse on their platforms.
Hear, hear.
Yeah, yeah.
When is the question?
In Detroit yesterday, some of the most creative minds
in the field of voting machine fan fiction got some credit for their work. A federal court held a hearing on whether
to impose sanctions on Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, and others over their involvement in baseless
voter fraud lawsuits in the state following last year's presidential election. The judge in the
case expressed heavy skepticism of the voter fraud claims, and a lawyer representing the city of
Detroit said the lies the pro-Trump team spread helped incite the storming of the Capitol on January 6th.
You know, like any legal scholar of integrity, Linwood defended himself by saying he actually wasn't involved in the Michigan voter fraud lawsuit,
despite everything in our physical world indicating that he was, including, for one, his name on court documents and previous statements he himself has made.
According to Politico, the judge's tone indicated that at least some sanctions for the pro-Trump lawyers are likely. Those could include legal disbarment
in the state of Michigan. Damn, fuck around and find out. All right. Eddie Murphy and Martin
Lawrence are collaborating on an exciting new project, romantic love between two of their adult
children. Murphy's son, Eric, and Lawrence's daughter, Jasmine, are in an Instagram official
relationship with Jasmine posting to celebrate Eric's birthday this weekend.
This couple has enough box office power in their DNA to immediately end the era of nonstop superhero movies and bring back big budget comedies about weird teachers and police officers.
No pressure, but based on simple genetics, their child would have what it takes to make America laugh within days of leaving the neonatal unit.
Congratulations to the happy couple and their hilarious dads.
At WOD, we want to go on the record as being extremely anti-eugenics,
but extremely pro-comedy super baby hybridization.
You know, we have to.
Yeah, we've all been waiting for that Shrek bad boys crossover, and now it's time.
Yeah, Shrek boys for life, And those are the headlines.
One more thing before we go this week on America dissected host,
Abdul El-Sayed is joined by actor,
comedian and host Wayne Brady to discuss his journey with mental health and how toxic masculinity changed the course of his career.
Listen to new episodes of America dissected every Tuesday,
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I'm Akilah Hughes.
I'm Gideon Resnick.
And get small, goldfish.
Before we were supporting you, but honestly,
you're taking up a lot of space.
Yeah, you know, there's a thing about big fish in a small pond.
Everybody wants to be one.
You can't all be one, you know?
Yeah, choose.
Choose wisely.
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