What Now? with Trevor Noah - The Totally Very Real White Genocide in South Africa with Dan Corder and Eugene Khoza [VIDEO]

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

Television and radio host Dan Corder and comedian/actor Eugene Khoza join Trevor to discuss relations between Blacks and Whites in South Africa. The three dig deep into the country’s racial history, current social climate, and the myth of “white genocide." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Sachs Bank USA, Salt Lake City branch. Variable APRs for AppleCard range from 18.24% to 28.49% based on credit worthiness. Rates as of January 1st, 2025 know me as the kid who used to shoplift. Do you know what I mean? So at that pick and pay, when I walk past, they're like, well, I hope this time you're coming to me. You can extradite this Another crime I saw Trevor no even Trevor no even All the time I wonder if we could do something we We could probably do something. We gotta look at this. Cash do your job.

Dear thing, cash. Dear thing. He admitted it. On camera. He admitted it. This is What Now with Trevor Noah. For every conversation, he leans in. Eugene, I'm telling you bro, we need to make that show. He leans in. Come on, Gabe. That's all he's... Yeah?

Yeah? He investigates all the claims. What you doing? do you do? He leans in. Eugene Corser is local detective. How much? How many? Do we need to report these fans? I'm also sensing that Eugene only asks questions of two words. How much? How many? When last?

That's when you get in. That's when you get in. Dan, welcome to the podcast. I apologize that you met me on a day that I'm with Eugene because it means anything can happen here. But I think that's the perfect setting for a conversation about genocide. About not just genocide. Not just genocide. Not just genocide guys, but a white genocide. The world is genocide. Which as we know is the worst genocide of all. You know of which, how many of you committed this week? Me. Apparently there's a lot of them in this country. So personally, I always start my week with a genocide or two. All South Africans. This is what we do. You know, my father always used to tell me,

Trevor, my two genocides. Sorry, your Swiss father. You know Dan, don't spoil the jokes bro. Why are you spoiling the jokes Dan? Now I have to reveal to everyone that my father was a white man who lived in South Africa and loved it. Damn it Dan! You're spoiling the narrative Dan! I thought it would be been like an interesting narrative if the Swiss white man is also committing white genocide.

This guy, you're revealing my backstory, Dan. No one read the book? No one. Everyone read the book. Okay, so this is what I found particularly strange about this conversation. A lot of the time I'll have a conversation with people and we're trying to like figure something out

moving forwards. I feel like for this conversation, we're trying to figure something else, we're trying to figure something out backwards, right? Because I'll just put people on the timeline. So I know a lot of people in America, a lot of people in the UK, et cetera, et cetera, are going, what is happening in South Africa?

A lot of people are like, we heard there's a genocide. We heard that white people are being mass slaughtered. There's a whole thing. So then the whole world woke up. So you guys live in South Africa, I was in New York, then I saw the story start bubbling. So obviously I follow South African news. But you know, there's stories where it's like, guys, they don't come. Like Eskom doesn't come, the story doesn't actually come to America, right?

The story started overlapping. And slowly you started to realize that it became part of the news, like international news. Okay? Then it was interesting, international journalists stepped in and said, we want to get to the bottom of what's happening because how could a genocide be happening under our noses

and we don't know about it, right? So the BBC, CNN, you name it. Yeah it yeah I was even getting requests people were emailing me hi Trevor we heard there's a genocide no no one asked if I saved because they're like we know where you live it would be incredibly funny if Facebook asked you to check in as a white person each day that whether you were still breathing. That would be very good. But what was interesting was as quickly as it blew up internationally, it dropped off. I saw conversations every one of them was obviously you went on Piers Morgan. I went to my house.

You were in your house. And I don't know, maybe we start with this. Were you shocked Dan when you go on Piers Morgan? And you're and you're coming there to talk about the fact that there is no genocide. There's a whole panel of other people who are, like half of them are there to say there is a genocide and then they go, they go, there is no genocide. So maybe that's where I want to start.

How is it that there's a conversation that's going all over the world about a thing that isn't actually happening? And I don't mean like isn't happening like some people feel it is, some people isn't. No, it isn't actually happening. So how did this start? Yeah. So I think that over the last 10 years, a raft of genuinely very talented grifters in South Africa have snake oil salesmen this idea without saying it themselves

on the last step. So someone like Ernst Ritz is very clever. He will twist the data and decontextualize facts to make it look like something particularly bad is happening. And then he will go on Jordan Peterson and Tucker Carlson and he'll never say there's a white genocide. He'll stop just before and then let people fill in where he's directing it to. Similarly, most of this cuck has taken place on the dark place formerly known as

Twitter, like aided and abetted by Elon Musk. And on Twitter, these big established public voices who need to have a degree of tetheredness to reality, stop just short of saying, this is the worst thing ever. Like with these race laws, they stop just short of saying there are more race laws than apartheid, therefore it's worse than apartheid. But then they let the anonymous bot troll campaigns on Twitter, which are sometimes just useful idiots, but sometimes paid for campaigners,

jump to the last level. So there was this ex-account called Twatrbass. There still is. And Elon Musk, he posted a lot of his stuff. Twatrbass was just lying about a bunch of things. But what happened was the public figures did the groundwork to allow the lunatics to then lie on top of what they were saying. And then it ended up being Musk repeating and sharing

these kinds of nonsense ideas all the way into the White House. And then when Trump went executive order time, that's when it became around the world. Yeah, that's when it became international news. Because frankly, I just feel like Trump and his right wing love a white victim. All of their immigration stuff in America is about being terrified of the brown person, be terrified of the non-English speaking person. They love a white victim. But it's hard to find white victims, guys. The history of the

world makes it pretty hard to find white victims. But if somebody could come along and concoct the downtrodden, tragic, in danger white person white person beleaguered in South Africa and we can save them, then that ticks all of the boxes for that kind of campaign. And I don't know if you noticed, but it seemed like every single time for about two months, Trump had a bad day. He then tweeted about South Africa. We were the punching bag to change the narrative, to distract away, to misdirect from the other stuff that was going on in his life, that would look dangerous. So I think that we were useful fodder. The way that's like our, our diplomat Ibrahim Rasool and then special envoy

MBC Jonas suddenly got covered by Breitbart News and Fox News. They were turned into these dangers because it was very useful to fit the kind of MAGA narrative. But what happened 10 years ago? What am I missing? Like, I get that we're saying something started, but why did it start? I'm still intrigued by the why of it all. Do you know what I mean? Like what is the purpose of starting a campaign to say there's a genocide where there is none? When are you, do you know when was the first time you heard about it? Namya was the same. When did you get the email? No, I'm being serious. When was the first time

you ever heard about like white genocide in South Africa? It was this year. It was when everyone caught onto it. I almost felt like I was part of living in another country because I looked outside and I was like, where is this thing happening? And I checked on my neighbor. She was fine, but she hasn't been fine for a long time. Mental. Four cats, one lady. I was like, if it were to happen, it would start at number 43. But it wasn't happening. But I get what Dan is saying. I think there's a lot of victimhood that's going on. And a lot of what people don't speak about in South Africa is the minority that oppressed the majority is still playing victim 30 years later. That was a surprising thing. And I was saying to you the other time, I was like, the genius of this whole concocted plan was for the former oppressor who still

oppresses some other people to get an apology and a guarantee of nothing will happen to you. Whereas they'll never, they've never apologized. They showed me how organized they were as an African community group. They have universities, they have unions, they have legal aid, they have everything. They speak collectively. They speak collectively, but they've never said collectively, even after when apartheid was declared a crime against humanity. We are sorry for what our culture and our nation has contributed to the people of this country, but they could organize and say we are being

killed. Can I tell you what I find interesting is I'll do shows like in random places, right? Some more random than others. But let's say if I'm in Australia somewhere, whatever, a lot of South Africans will come. And it's a broad range of South Africans. But I have yet to meet a South African who left South Africa during our part date or maybe even afterwards who says they supported it. Yes that's what I was about to say. Guys I have yet, let me tell you

something I have and I don't even mean this in like a I just go this was a system that was well run it was supported it I mean who voted for this I'm just like where are they? Yo! Like where are all the people who had to have voted? I can't find a guy. I can't find 20 of them. Even the people you're talking about who are now leading these pro-Afrikaner, pro-and extreme. Because we've got to be careful. You can be pro-Afrikaner, but not be a heavy nationalist. There's a split there. 100%. So there's like a split there, you know what I mean? Oh, 100%, yeah. But even the groups that are running far right leaning, if you say to them, do you support

apartheid? Then they go, let me, I never. That was a terrible, terrible time. And I never, I never, even then I didn't. I had a picture of Manila on my wall. What, the Ravonia trial picture? Because he was in jail for 27 years. This grainy old picture. The one that you get at Robben Island in the suit in the quarry.

Everyone had that picture. And they're like, I would have voted for him three times. I would have, if I could have. Mandela was a great, great man. So this is the thing that gets me. And maybe that's what we need to spend our time digging into. It's going to be fun. It's like... The Afrikaans accent.

No, it is a great accent actually. It is 100% great. But it's like, you know, Dan, when you talk about like white victimhood, it's been interesting seeing how this story stitches across the Atlantic Ocean, stitches across, you know, like, across the top of the African continent. Everywhere in the world, people have a story of being, you know, subjugated, oppressed, something. It's the story as old as time, right? But some of them are like straight up just pillaging, as my friend Eugene likes to say. Big fan of pillaging. No, there was a lot of pillaging, but then there's a few instances where people were

actually like oppressed because of who they were. Systematically. Yeah, like systematically oppressed, right? It's interesting how the label of victimhood or like the coat of victimhood gets to be worn most proudly by the people who are generally the perpetrators in these stories. So here's something I found interesting. We like to think of Trump as being an outlier because Donald Trump is the one who rescued,

you know, what is it, 49 for now. It was actually 59. I don't know why they didn't count it properly. It was 59, right? It was 59. Yeah, I always thought it was 59. Then people started saying 49 at the airport. Maybe 10 changed their mind.

I don't know. But okay, the 49 or the 59 who were rescued, quote unquote. Yeah, the refugees. A lot of people in America were saying to me like, oh my God, Trevor, it must be so strange for you seeing, I mean, like Donald Trump. Then I was like, it's not that strange considering that Bill Clinton's administration gave thousands of visas to white South Africans only just before we had our first elections. Just think about it for a second. That hatch was open to escape. Yo, just think about it for a second. South Africa had just become a democracy. The world stage had agreed that apartheid, apartheid

was bad, was a crime against humanity. The whole world had done this, but just before the election, against humanity. The whole world had done this. But just before the election, Bill Clinton's administration, not Donald Trump, Bill Clinton's administration rescued 2,000 white South Africans because they were like, hey man, we know that you were the bad guys, but we've got to help you escape from this situation. Because now there's about to be different blood in the bloodbath. But you see what I'm saying? Like I'm just like... The bloodbath I'm saying? Like I'm just like... The blood bath had already happened.

And now they're like, there might be white blood in this blood bath. Yes, but there's never been. Okay, maybe I'm wrong, but there's never been. Dan, I don't want to put you on the spot. As a what? As a white. As a white. Don't worry, as part of my training...

Someone had to say it! As part of my training... Que genocide! Every morning I recite the names of every white person who has ever died in South Africa. So you can ask me about any white death. So let me ask you this, like maybe there's something I don't know about, like when you are hanging out with white people alone, like because you live in Cape Town or you spend

a lot of time there, very white there, right? Not good or bad, just very white. When you're hanging out with like a group, like when white people are alone in South Africa, do they think genuinely that they are being targeted? Like, honest question. I think that- For being white. Yes, I think many, I think many white people do. I will say that all my friends know my politics. So they're on, like all of my friends are pretty much my politics. So in my friendship circles, no one is saying, oh it's so hard, it's so horrible, it's

so terrible. But I know because I've run WhatsApp lines when I was on Five of Them, which is a historically wide radio station, breakfast show host there, my TV show, the quarter report and everything, that a lot of people do feel that way. But it's some kind of fear of the destabilization of their privilege. Because the fear is as more and more black people become middle class, more and more black people become, you know, like get to the same level of wealth, and then white people think, okay, but what if I one day can't get a job, one day BEE does this, whatever. And I

wanted to circle back on this actually to your question of what happened 10 years ago. I think that what happened was South Africa had the 2020 World Cup, we waka waka'd our way into our peak. Yes. Jacob Zuma came to power. Yeah. And finally there was a black president who was all the bad things that white people thought black people were about. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

That's what happened. The state capture stuff, the Zuma corruption stuff. Suddenly the Rainbow Nation was popped. Nobody says that anymore. Nobody says Rainbow Nation anymore. That beautiful brand thing, the Desmond Tutu, the Mandela, then the Mbeki. And then 2010 happened. Canine's Wave Your Flag was much better than Shakira's Waka Waka. We all know this to be true. But those two songs happened. The World Cup was incredible. We did the Dream Rainbow Nation

thing. And then service theory started to collapse. Rampant corruption started to happen. The police started to fall apart. The whole country started to go, things are not going very well. But many white South Africans had the dangerous black president they'd been terrified of since the beginning. And that opened a space. That's interesting. It opened a space for white grifters to then go, we're in trouble now.

They're coming for us. They're persecuting us. White economic empowerment, Bel Pottinger, all of this was fodder for white grifters to say, they're coming for us, we told you, we know the blacks were nice before this. We couldn't show that Tabo Mbeki was bad or Mandela was bad or Tutu was bad. But now things are objectively getting worse for lots of South Africans. Here's the black boogeyman we were telling you is coming. And then Malema came along and this is more black boogeyman stuff,

the terrifying black boogeyman. And from there it all devolved to where we are now. It's interesting you say that because you and I laugh about this a lot, but there's a thing that happens with people, and I mean everyone can be guilty of this by the way, I think any group, but you know where, let's say as black people you're hanging out together and you'll say something about a black person, let's say who's in power. So as you know, you were like Jacob Zuma, Jacob Zuma, this guy, this guy, and then you'll say something about a black person, let's say who's in power. So, you know, you were like Jacob Zuma, Jacob Zuma, this guy, this guy. And then you'll find someone will step into that fray and they'll say something

where you're like, wait, we didn't mean it like that. I know it's bad, but Yes. But you know what I mean? But they'll say something, you know, you'll be like so much corruption. So they'll be like, they'll be like, yeah, but I mean, what do you expect? They like that. Yeah.

And you're like, who's they? Yes. Well, Oh, sorry. So are you saying a black person? Yeah, no, no. What I'm saying is what I'm saying is to you, what you, what you've revealed, which is really interesting is black people have the ability to separate an

action that is black culturally and the person that is black that is just doing something. Right. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you. What I've noticed in a lot of these conversations is there are synonyms that are used for actions. So even when people are talking to Donald Trump in the White House, even when people are on the news or talking to Piers Morgan, even when, when they're going like, look, there might not be a genocide, but the crime.

Yes. Crime has become a synonym for black. Just like the community. Same as corruption. Yes, corruption is also a synonym for black. The community, the townships. Yes. Like it's all wink nudge.

It's another way to say black. Exactly. It's like the way that Black Lives Matter involved into DEI, which they're now so obsessed with. It's code word. The black. And it's usually code word for the K word or the N word. Like broadly. Yeah. Basically, it's basically the sequel.

Yes. But I will say in just as a preference thing to anyone who's listening, I would prefer if you called me the crime than the N word. If you meet me in the streets and you say like, look at the crime walking across the street, I'll be less offended. Under your regime, hip hop will be so boring. I'm just saying. What up my crime word?

Oh, I am not gonna fall for that. Already sounds better. Already sounds better. And now it sounds like you're asking for trouble. Crime please. These crimes. You know, growing up, we always used to have this thing when people come to visit our house, we would wait for the moment when they leave, and then we would all gossip about them.

Yeah. As soon as they're gone, my mom would call, we have our house back again. South Africans have never had their house back. Damn. We've never, we've never sat as black people and said, guys, let's gossip about them. Damn. Let's process that. We had to make nice very quickly.

If I had thumbs I would snap. What? We had to make nice very, very quickly. As soon as that ended, you had to be nice to the school governing body for your child to enter that school. You had to be nice to show that you're not like that kind of a crime in an estate, in a housing community. You know, we had to be nice.

So the ones that could played nice to be in those communities, the ones that couldn't afford played nice to work in those communities. We never had time to gossip as a family. So when it happened with Jacob Zuma, when we all said, but that guy, and then other people heard us and said, that guy, where? They said, no, it's not our guy. It's just a guy who's doing wrong. And then the whole conversation got lost and muddy. And let's not also forget if people were 15 when this conversation started in 2010, they were now 20 joining the fray. And they had no idea about, because when you try to remind kids about apartheid, you're wasting their time. But if you say, now, you know, 15 year old struggle to tell the difference between Jacob Zuma and Nelson Mandela? Nelson Mandela is a guy on a note.

Mandela. Nelson Mandela is a guy on a note. Jacob Zuma is real. And then there are so many people who I talk to, one of the things that disturbs me the most in my work is how many people under the age of 25 don't know what what the TRC was. So like if I, if I was king for a day, number one, every South African has history to matric. Number two, we overhaul the matric syllabus, because you need, there's too much cold war in there. There's too much. Why do we, who cares about the fuck about the Cuban missile crisis? Who cares? It almost happened, but it didn't happen. It almost happened. Dan, it almost happened. Of course. Hey, Dan, it almost happened. Of course, many things almost happened.

Do you know how close they were, Dan? So must we put Guy Fawkes in the syllabus because it almost happened. It almost happened, Dan. It almost happened. But like my fundamental point is that even like I think a lot about how we only know the headlines of apartheid, settler colonialism and before. But even now, younger generations don't know that stuff. And in a country which is so systemically defined, even today, by all of that, people who don't know that stuff have an inability to truly appreciate the dynamics that exist within our country.

And the only way to help people to understand is to say, hey, we did this deal at the end of apartheid because we wanted to find out what was going on. The apartheid government was burning tens of thousands of pieces of paper, the records of their evils. Some people made a choice that we would offer amnesty in exchange for finding out what really happened and trying to get some kind of closure.

Some people disagreed on that, like Biko's family, for example. Because right now, an inquiry has been opened up into why the NPA didn't pursue court cases against some people from apartheid who did not get amnesty. They were supposed to be pursued. Right. So let's just take a step back.

So for those who don't know, let's just break this down for them. Because you're right, a lot of people don't know. A lot of people will be listening to this or watching this and going, wait, what happened? Because I know a lot of the world thinks of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission as the gold standard in terms of a peaceful transfer of power. It is considered the gold standard of the bloodless revolution. So nowhere in the world, and this is true, nowhere in the world has there been a revolution where a minority who oppressed the majority gave up power, but then didn't see mass bloodshed? This is just, it's-

Nor retribution. Yeah. Yes. Right? And everyone looks at the TRC as the gold standard. They go, wow, what an amazing experience. A country that experienced so much trauma and so much pain came together and said, we're going to speak about this. we're going to air it on television, the whole country is going to be privy to it. And regardless of how heinous these crimes are, we're going to speak about them.

And the key aspect of it is, those who come forward... To admit. To admit what they did, reveal it from the shadows, they will be given amnesty. And that's if their evidence is proven to be true. They point us to the graves. And if it is sincere. Sincere and true. Because Tutu was very human about it.

He was like, we want to feel like this is genuine remorse. Right. Because functionally we want remorseful people, but we also, for the victims, you have to see remorse as a victim, or you're not going to feel closure or feel like this person is really sorry. Right. And so that's how the story was. Yeah, but that's how the story sort of ended for the world.

100%. It was what a beautiful story. These people admitted mass killings and mass tortures and all of these things. And the people they did it to forgave them, the ones who are left alive. And then when they left those TRC meetings, the Blackpool got into taxes again and drove to the township in their forum houses. No, but what I'm saying is, I'm saying, but you see that story. Yes.

That's where the story. And they drove back to their suburbs and privilege. Yes, but I'm saying that's, you're adding to the story. Yes. I'm saying the story ends. No, no, Hanif is an I'm agreeing with you. You know, like happily ever after. Yes.

That's the end of the story. That's where it ends. And then everyone cried, everyone hugged each other. Yeah. And then everyone cried, everyone hugged each other, and then everything was perfect. I always say to make sure that the revolution doesn't continue, you have to kill the young of the revolutionaries. The one thing that that system did, it has still had remnants of those people running private schools now and these former schools that were called model C schools.

They had to make sure that these kids that were first wave to go inside these privileged schools and multi schools have the accent of the people that they were supposed to not like. And submit to the culture. It was very weird. Now you're playing cricket, you're in that little cap, you're playing rugby. Learning what your Leon Schuster is. Then you are at home.

Leon Schuster is amazing. Don't slander Leon Schuster on my podcast, guys. It's not slander. And guys, don't, don't, anyone. I had to go learn. Let anyone step into my world and slander Leon Schuster. I saw South Africans slandering that man a few years ago. I was like, yo guys, if I was here, I would have fought for that man.

I would have fought for that man. Can I tell you something? The way... I know there's a tangent, but the way Leon Schuster exposed racism in South Africa, I think we owe Leon Schuster almost as much as we owe the TRC. Because Leon Schuster almost as much as we owe the TRC. Because Leon Schuster, Leon Schuster showed us how much was still buried in South African culture. That man could have edited out every K-word, every racist, every... That man went as an Indian.

He could have angered people without being a person of color. Yes. But he chose that. He went as an Indian. And then people are like, ah, it's blackface. What? No, it wasn't black. He was in disguise. there's a difference. Blackface is mocking a person for their race, this man went in disguise. He went as an Indian person to a white person's world.

He went as a black person to a white person's world, went as a white person, he did everything. But what he showed me even as a child, I won't lie, TRC was one thing, Lyon Shuster for me was one of the most informative experiences I had about South Africa. It was deeply educational. Because I was like, oh, this is what's happening when no one knows anyone's watching. When no one's looking. This is how they speak to their workers. Petrol attendants. This is how they speak to somebody when they think something's gone wrong.

That was, sorry, but I interrupted. But that to me, that was like... Can I add to Leon Schuster before we continue? Besides, like, I understand, like, the optics of it right now feels weird, but as non-white people growing up at that time, the first time we ever saw a non-white person getting one over a white person was in a Leon Schuster film. The first time we ever saw a non-white person winning a situation, whatever that situation is was in a Leon Schuster film.

And yes, later in life, Mama Bones is blackface, but the pranks, the pranks are flawless in my opinion. The pranks are flawless, absolutely flawless. So the integration and the mix happened quite quickly. And you come from that generation, you and I, where if you went to a multiracial school, a mixed school, or a formal model C school and your parents have a different accent than yours, but your parents, when they're moving around the world or around South Africa, their world, they could speak to more black people than you could.

So that became, that generation grew up. And then that generation sang in unison to the choir of black people are corrupt. This ANC government is messing up everything, bloody blah, blah. And I'm like, you know, there's many things about this government that you can say. But one thing, it is integrated and made lots of people rich who are not black. There's a lot of things that the South African government can do.

And I always say, drive around in the road, on the highways, in your suburb, and see a car that is a plumber, a person that's an electrician, and see if there's a black name in that van, in that truck. There was a system that people understood very well when apartheid ended that there'll be a lot of shortcomings when it comes to service delivery. In fact, the government itself will struggle to maintain their own infrastructure.

So we will maintain their infrastructure and create businesses that make money. I swear now, the blackouts that ESkom caused had caused to have many more white millionaires in business than there are black millionaires. From the solar business? From the yeah yeah. I don't know any black. From the power generation business? I don't know any, any, any black solar installer that I can call but the same people who are like this, this thing is rubbish. They were the ones 250 000 rand will climb on your roof, will make this thing happen for you. Then I'm like, yeah, but it's the same everywhere.

Even the police are being helped by private security that's owned by white people. Do you understand what I'm saying? And I've had this conversation so many times and I'm like, this country is so weird that we come from, we can watch documentaries and see how black were policed by white people in the 70s and the eighties. And I'm saying, what's so different now when you move around four ways. What's just been, it's been privatized. Yeah, but what's different? Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm response. I'm not talking about the guard at your security gate, cause those are not allowed to carry firearms in the first place. So you're not as safe as you think you are. The response is armed, meaning the person that comes. So let me ask you this then. Let me ask you this.

Do you, do you think, cause this it's, it's interesting to see these The response is armed, meaning the person that comes. So let me ask you this then. Let me ask you this. Yes. Do you think, because it's interesting to see these perspectives, right? Because when I listen to the conversations that are being had, and I see what people are discussing, I notice two very different positions that people have to take. And it's really interesting. It sort of goes back to what you, what you said at the beginning of the conversation. I noticed that when you went on Piers Morgan,

black South Africans have to start every conversation with white people, you're not in danger. We swear we have nothing against you. We love you. We love you very much. We love you so much. We love you. We want you here.

We love you. We love you. Please join us. You know, we love you very much, we love you so much, we love you, we want you here, we love you, we love you, please join us, you know, we love you. So, Ramaphosa, South Africa's president had to go to the White House, sit with Trump and go, we love white people, we love them, everyone is welcome in our country, we love them, we love them. And Trump's there, he's like, you hate the whites, you hate them, he's like, no, we love even you, we love you. We love- Where the plane would you hate the white, you hate me. He's like no, we love even you, we love you. We love. Where the plane would give you. Yeah, he even said if we had, I wish we had a plane to give you.

I wish we, imagine that level that you're coming from, right? And these are people who for the most part, I mean, you know the statistics, you know like a lot of the numbers, but if you look at for the most part, those are the people who have less than nothing. And it was designed that way. Right. But their role is still to coddle white South Africans and say, Hey, look, you're safe and you're going to be, you know, but it's interesting how and again, we've got to be very careful of this because there are many cool whites out there. I mean, here's one of them. You're sitting here with us until you do something crazy. And your brother and your brother, wherever he is.

Who is the funny podcast called Skodunk? What a legend. No, but like, but you know, and this is the reason I the reason I hop on this is not not to be like politically correct or anything. I think it's I think it's because I never want to be in a position where people allow us to divide and conquer ourselves. Do you know what I mean? There are tons of white South Africans, tons, who are proudly South African, who stay in the country, who contribute, who integrate, who speak Zulu, dance. You know what I mean? Like things that, and people might be like, ah, dancing. I'm like, no, no, no, guys. There was a cultural stigma that came with many of these things

that is now being adopted by a different generation, which is beautiful. Do you know what I mean? 100%. But there's still a world where white people go, the crime that happens to them seems to be more significant than the crime that was always happening. Like people will go, you know, crime wasn't this bad during apartheid. Then I go, guys, but the whole country was a crime. Yeah.

It's a crime scene. And crime wasn't bad in your area during apartheid is what you actually mean, because for me, one of the wildest things about apartheid is they didn't do a census of black South Africans. So we only found out even how many people there were in South Africa, including people of color in 1995-6. In 1995-6 was the first census of all people. And I have reread that census so many times, because it's the first time you find out how many South Africans had no schools, no hospitals, no sewage, no rest.

Because white South Africa had no interest in finding that out. One, because they weren't going to service it, but two, because they didn't want to let anybody else find out how bad it was. So this is another thing like the TRC, as important as the TRC defining what had happened in South Africa was that census in 96 found out what South Africa was then for the first time and we didn't know that before then. But a lot of people don't even know what it was going on in that census. So what I do on the show quite often is I just go, okay, white South Africa, let's just talk for a second.

Guess how many white South Africans had no electricity in 1996, guess how many black South Africans? And the stats are unreal in the disparity. I'm gonna try and remember some off the top of my head, but it was something like, okay, the one I can remember is there were like six million black people, or black, yeah,

six million black people living in informal dwellings in 1996. And there was less than... That's just to be clear when people say informal. Shacks. Yeah. Backyards. We're not talking about like, yeah, we're talking about it is a non-house.

Totally. And how many white South Africans? I think there was like less than 50,000. And people don't know that. And that's when I say again, like you need to understand, oh, 30 years is so long. No, it's fucking not. Yes, nothing. Not when that is what you're trying to recover from.

And I know that some people think that I bat for the ANC, which I obviously don't if you look at all my material. But your shirt says otherwise. This is the spring box and nothing else. Comrade Dan. Comrade Dan, as we call him. We have revealed you. Comrade 10, now's the time. Revolutionary greetings. But no.

We're going to continue this conversation right after this short break. Something that's so important to understand about even looking at today's stats of how many people live here, there, whatever, is that if you know how bad it was in South Africa in 1996, to then see how much good Mandela's ANC did. The RDP rollout of houses was one of the most record-breakingly large housing programs in human history. And if you look now, they stopped doing it and enduring Mbeki's reign, everything started to go wrong. And then Sin Summa and even Ntaramu Posa, they're doing virtually nothing and the state

is decrepit and awful and they've done terrible things that we can't forgive them for. But consider where they got from 96 to about 2006, unbelievable building of a country from dire inequality, so many South Africans think they could have never imagined happening. And we need to know that. We all need to understand what was in that census in 1996 to get that in this Rainbow Nation cute thing while the TRC was happening. That's the country that apartheid and settler colonialism left us.

Well, you know what it goes to, and I think this is a conversation that a lot of people struggle with. People don't understand that there is a distinct difference between the apology and then in some way shape or form the retribution or someone amending or you know what I mean? The restitution. Where's the restitution? Exactly. Can I step in here quickly? There's a quote and I don't know who to attribute it to, but it's, you can just say they say, is I'm not sure of the agenda. So yeah, they, they, they, they said that South Africa is what happened when forgiveness was given before guilt was admitted.

Yeah. That's why we find ourselves here. Yeah. Forgiveness was given before guilt was admitted. That's why we find ourselves here. Forgiveness was given before guilt was admitted and that like statement alone speaks to every single thing you guys have been speaking about now. Yeah, but it's not even just like, even if you say everyone said sorry, you know, I think of some of the lessons that, you know, they'll teach you, you know, couples therapists, for instance, relationship therapists. One of the things, if you read the books, they'll always talk about something very specific

and they go, in a relationship, if you're with somebody and they wrong you, right, so they talk about like infidelity. And I think like Esther Perel has it in some of her books and stuff. They go, a lot of people make the mistake of thinking that the infidelity ends when the person admits to it and seeks forgiveness. But that's actually the beginning of the journey, because now what has to happen is the person who has wronged their partner has to spend all their time, and I know this sounds crazy, spend all their time showing their partner that they haven't forgotten their transgressions. It's the rebuild. You literally...

And people who hear this would be like, wait, what? But think about how many times, whether it's on TV or in real life, you've heard people who've had some sort of infidelity in a relationship go, you know, like their partner brings it up and it's like, ah, this again! I already said sorry! It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know why the person brought it up again? Because you don't anymore.

And if the person feels like you don't, yeah, if the person feels like you have gotten over it before they have, they're going to bring it up. Your example is actually really good because something that I think about is that white South Africans have never earned black South Africans as trust. No. That, that is another part of the post TLC conversation. And apology is not enough. You guys, white people, South Africa couldn't say Mbeki.

Yeah. Guys, guys, that shit used to blow my mind. You have to work harder than that. The president of the country, his name was Thabo Mbeki. No clicks. No, nothing. Not even one challenging thing. Do you know what I mean?

Not Noma Tamsanga. No Mbeki. People without fail would go, Hey, our president, even one challenging thing. Do you know what I mean? Not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yo, all consonants, no vowels. I've never seen these people struggle. You know, where you're like, so you can say that name, but Mbeki, you, why can't you say, can you say M? Can you say B? But it felt like, it always felt like to me, it was, it wasn't so much that they couldn't say it. Wouldn't bother. It felt like it was like, no, it's not even wouldn't bother.

It felt like it was a silent protest. Yeah. It felt like they were,, no, it's not even wouldn't bother. It felt like... It was a silent protest. Yeah, it felt like they were giving something up. Yeah. I want to make your sound. Yeah. And that's why genuinely, like, when I look at my brother's generation, my brother's 20 years younger than me, my youngest brother, right? Yo, the kids that he goes to school with,

they don't bat an eyelid at any of this. Mbeki, nothing to them. Genuinely nothing. Genuinely, genuinely nothing. When I look at like young white kids growing up now, I can't speak for all of them. But I know from my generation already, like when we went to school versus the kids now. Yo, bruh. These kids, so many of them don't see it as a, like a, an inferior thing.

Because they've seen rich black, they've seen poor black, they've seen corrupt black, they've seen, you know what I mean? They've also had famous black people in their lives. They've seen corrupt black. They've seen, you know what I mean? Like they've also had, um, famous black people in their lives, which is a really, really big deal. It's like really, really important to understand the extent to which celebrity agenda sets what we should bother to learn, do and care about. Like, like, like the fact that, like the fact that young white South Africans know my pimpi and they know Um and Oxen chair. I never thought of that.

And they can talk about all of those things. Rabada right now at the crickets. I don't know when this comes out. Also Americans, you don't know what I'm talking about with this anyway. So it doesn't matter. Tyler's a good one. Tyler's another good one. Just that alone.

You're right, actually. People make the effort for their heroes and white South Africans are black heroes now, at least some. And that makes a huge, huge, huge difference to your understanding of what is worth putting your effort into actually learning to care about and do. Yeah, but I think South Africa became a poster child for diplomacy. We almost had to, as a country, put our best foot forward. And the ones who could speak the better English had to be sent out there in the world to go and apologize on behalf of the transgressors. And two systems are adopted to make sure that that happens.

So our government swapped retribution for restitution. BE is not an ANC manufactured program. It's an apartheid system program. It existed before for white people to benefit from government contracts. Tenders were not invented by the ANC, they were invented by the apartheid government. Well, I mean, they for every government, if we're fair. Every government in the world has a tender system to...

What you're saying is in South Africa, a lot of people think tenders were invented by the ANC. The word Tenderpreneur did not exist during apartheid. Yeah, but tenders... Tenderpreneurs existed. But like, what is cannolinalism and apartheid, if not white economic empowerment? That's exactly what it is.

And that's actually what I feel like more South Africans should start doing, is using the same language to show the comparison. Can I tell you what it is? Sorry. I'll tell you this before you go forward. I'll tell you this. This is where I think a lot of these things actually start falling down. And I think it's interesting because there are parallels in the United States. For the most part, it boils down to marketing

and it boils down to implementation, right? I think it was Lil Wayne who said, real Gs move in silence like lasagna. Lasagna. Yeah. Or la nyaza in the Eastern Cape. You know what's so profound about that when you think about it is, during apartheid, right? During any of these systems in America even, they weren't as explicit as people think about saying we are helping you because you are white.

They denied people because they were black, but they didn't say to white people, we are helping you because you are white. So what they said was, hey guys, there's a system called welfare. If you cannot afford to buy food and you cannot afford to have a house, the government will help you.

There's a system called, what would assist? There's Medicare, there, what would a system, there's Medicare, there's Medicaid, there's healthcare, there's pension. What is pension? No, when you're old, the government will look after you because you need to be looked after. Everyone deserves to be looked after.

But then what they would do is, they would just exclude black people from everyone. So now people grew up in a world thinking everyone gets looked after because they deserve to be. You are a single mother, you are a widow, a widower, you're an orphan. You're injured, you're disabled. You're injured, you're disabled. It doesn't matter. Everyone deserves to be looked after. And then they exclude it from everyone. Then what happens? Then what happens? Laws start to change.

So in America, what happened? They said, okay, no, now black people can go to the school. Now black people can go swim in a swimming pool. Immediately from that moment, you see it in American history, you see it in South African. I grew up with public pools, right? That's when I was growing up, it was bat shit crazy to have a swimming pool in your house, guys. I don't think you understand. Even now when I look at people, I go like, guys, you know, when you fly, you know, when you're landing in any city in the world and you look down, people don't understand how crazy it is to have a body of water in the backyard of your house that is for your sole consumption.

Just you and your family have 50,000 liters of water. At your disposal. For your occasional use. Guys, when I was growing up, there was one pool in the neighborhood and it was run by the government and everyone went there and we swam together and then we all went home because you don't swim every day and that's life. You know what I mean? But it was interesting to see when they said black people are going to come to the pool,

people then said, we'll get our own pools. We're getting our own pools. And then what happened? The pools all shut down. I don't even think there's a, there's a, yeah, you're right. I don't even think there's a public pool anywhere, anywhere that I know of. So, uh, just on, on what you're talking about just now, uh, is one of the most extraordinary acts of welfare to pull people out of poverty was in the 1950s

when the apartheid government dedicated nearly all of its tax revenue to pulling poor white Afrikaners out of poverty. And that was massive, massive welfare grants, unemployment grants, job seekers grants, illness and childhood and old age grants. And when I talk about white economic empowerment, and I've covered it in this way specifically, a lot of people try to like muddy the waters and gray what happened during apartheid.

And so what I do is I go, okay, let's go and look at the apartheid government's official record of the policies that they did, because you can't fight with me on that. It's on the record, it's in our government policies. That is what they did systematically from 1948 all the way through until about the 1960s. And if they were providing food parcels

or if they were doing construction or whatever, they were only giving the tenders to white, Afrikaner-owned companies. And so if you look into some of the biggest companies in South Africa today, those are companies that the apartheid government made, made to gain Afrikaner wealth. But it goes further back than that, even pre-apartheid. In the 1920s, more and more big companies were hiring skilled black South African workers, particularly on the mines and to do construction in and around Johannesburg. White Afrikaner in particular, unskilled workers protested and went on strike. And in response to keep their vote, the Apartheid

government created, sorry, the pre-Apartheid government, the union government made public works infrastructure programs. Like they built things, the dam, hard to be a sport dam. And they only hired white people. Yep. They made public works infrastructure public projects to create jobs only for white people. And interesting fact, that land was donated. Yes. Was owned by a single person who said, you guys can have it.

So when you're talking about America, what I find fascinating in American politics, as you will know, is that very, very often if the left says a branded thing, the right will twist it on the same branding to make it seem similar. So Black Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter. Stop the steal, stop the whatever, right? In South Africa, if we started saying

white economic empowerment is our history, people would go, oh, it's just like BEE, except BEE doesn't go nearly as far in the disempowerment of one group of people or the benefiting of another. If we all just started saying WEE over and over again, people would understand what apartheid's actual economic project was. Because in the history books, you do need to learn about the crimes, you do need to learn about the aberrations of justice and the violations of people's human rights, but you also need to deal with

the economic superpower of creating white wealth. And if we as a country started to think about apartheid like that, we would better understand that redress laws and policies like BEE now, both work, need to happen, and are helping the still disempowered. It's funny you say that. I was having a conversation with a gentleman in London who had left South Africa South African guy and He was talking to me about like his journey and he goes it's like our Trevor, you know, I left South Africa I'm our family we had to leave and and you know, it's just terrible I was like, yeah, you know crime is really bad and corruption. We can't get under control. We got it

We got to work on these things. He's like, yeah, yeah, you know, it's just really bad. And I just feel like, look, and you know when someone starts couching comments, because look, here's the thing, I'm not, like, let's be honest, Trevor, like, to have black economic empowerment, like, what are you saying? And come on, man, why don't we just say, we start from scratch, everyone's equal, we just start from scratch. And he said it in a really earnest way. He said, Trevor, isn't it making it worse when a government says that black people or

people who are Indian or like they should get help just because of what happened. But my kids weren't around for that. So my kid goes to school with a kid who's black. They started at the same time. Yes. So they have the same footing. And I was like, okay, this is an interesting way to think of it. Now, let me ask you a question. Would you be willing to give your entire bank account and your housing away to a black family? So now I'm gonna ask you as a white South African to give a black

family your house and your car and your money in the bank give it all to them. And he went no, I would never do that. And I said, okay, but why would you not do that? It's not because I've worked for this. I said, okay, but now if I did take it all from you, if I took it all from you, talking from the first investment all the way, if I took it all from you, talking from the first investment all the way, if I took it all from you, what would your problem be? He's like, no, you've taken everything I've worked. I said, yes, but your son is starting from scratch. So your son will make the money for you.

Should be fine. Then he's like, no, but I mean, do you know how long it took me to work for this? And I can't just give it to you. And I have to, my son, I have to pay for him to go to school." Then I said, okay. So now why is it that you are able to understand the power of the compound interest and the compound wealth that you have acquired over generations and yet you're unable to acknowledge it for every black person who was never allowed to acquire any wealth from their generations. Most of us, imagine living in a world where most of us are the first generation

of our families that ever tipped the needle above one. Most black families in South Africa lived from zero. And all you did was, you didn't get to one, you just did this to get to the next month. And then it was zero and then it went below zero and then you just tried to get up and then back below zero and then you tried to get below... Most of us are the first generation of like excess I would call it but with and we were like a mega minority. I can even do you want better. You always want to want better.

What kind of friendship is this guys? For the... after the first elections in 94, that was the first generation of black people to say and do what they like. That's wild dude. Just think about that for a second. And do what you like. And people take that for granted. And I'm always thinking to myself... I wonder who was the first black person who just like wiggled.

Who was like, yay! Just... Okay. Just like the first... Because no, just okay, think about this for a sec. We take this for granted now. We all take this for granted. There was a time in South Africa, not a time...

Because a time makes it sound like it was like black and white pictures. Yeah, yeah. No. And then all of a sudden it was colour, everything was good. No. This is when there's colour pictures. There's colour footage, colour pictures. Black people couldn't walk in the street randomly. If you shook the wrong way, you were taken away.

Do you know what I mean? But now I want to know, because obviously there's very meaningful things. I'm so some people like, some people are like, I'm going to school. Is this your, is this how you purport sincerity? Trevor, I've just met you for the first time. But I can see how hard you are fighting. No, no, this is very... Inside of you right now.

His cheeks are battling, his brain. This is very sincere. I just met you and I can see how hard you're working. Look, look at him. Some people were like... I'd like to play poker with him. I'd like to play poker with this man. Say it on today.

He's made many Russian men cry. Because some people are like, I'm going to go to school, I'm going to start a business. But I wonder, there must have been some black people who were just like, because I know we think of it in a meaningful way all the time. But you know how wonderful it is to be able to act a fool in life with no repercussions. And I mean this in like a sincere... You do that for a living.

Yeah, but there was no comedy during that. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we should know. There was none. Yes. We act a fool. What is it, we should know. There was none? Yes. What is it? They had the same rule of like the Bible. If three or more are gathered, then... Yeah, from an island. Literally. But it was though.

They said if like, how many black people was it? Once you passed a certain amount of black people, they said it was a political gathering inherently. You guys would be safe because it's one and a half black people, one and a half white people. With this guy, with this shirt. With this shirt. With undercover bradette. With undercover.

My man, actually, actually, this is a good question to ask you. This is a good question to ask you. Why do you think white people get almost double angry with white people who speak out? Because I've seen... My comments. I've seen like black people, but they'll just go, yeah, you, you, whatever, you know, they run the gamut from you're delusional to you're a monkey, but it's the usual, whatever. Then when you speak, hey, my man, let me tell you something. You make, and I won't say white people.

In fact, I'll separate groups. You as a white person, when you speak, you make racists very angry. Not uncomfortable. Uncomfortable is an understatement. This guy gets death threats. I'm reading his comments like, you know where I'm like, hey, Dan. Yeah, no, here, my man. Okay. Properly.

Yeah. So I believe that the most threatening thing to a white supremacist is not a person of color. It's a white person who disagrees with them. Because white people listen to white people instinctively more than they listen to people of other races. And I think that that is true of all different kinds of intersections. Men listen to men easily in a way they don't listen to women. Straight people listen to other straight people in a way instantly that they don't listen to queer people.

So you think it's a power thing? I think that if somebody has an agenda of trying to create a world in which black people are lesser or black people like this, for white people to all agree with them with, the most threatening thing to them is a white person who goes, you're wrong. Because that white person could make other white people think, oh, maybe he is wrong. Maybe black people aren't actually like this. Maybe it's not like that. When I talk, it's a direct threat to their project of convincing white people that black people are like this and a threat and whatever. And so, I mean, yeah, lots of death threats, lots of sometimes hilarious comments, to be fair,

because most bigots online are not funny or intelligent. They just say dumb shit. But I was once called son of the soy, and that's objectively hilarious. Is it like soybeans? Yeah, because son of the soil, son of the soy. And I was like, you thought about that. That's good. Like you worked a little bit on that.

That was nice. That's poetic. I like poetic racism. You are my favorite hater. Poetic hatred, poetic racism. That's good. I like that. But I think also that for white people who disagree with me, I think some of them aren't doing a project

for trying to convince everybody that black people are worse. Some of them just have deep-seated, unacknowledged racism within themselves that goes like this. When I'm called a race traitor, me, when I'm called a race traitor, what it shows about the person accusing me of being a race traitor is that they conceive of races as teams. My team is the white team, Daniel white, you're on my team.

Automatically. And teams compete in sport. So you need, as a white person, Dan down on the white team, we need to be working together to look after our team. If you say anything that criticizes white people or heaven forgive the, uh, forgive the democratic fucking Alliance, then you are a race traitor, which means that you are harming the white project, the white teams attempt to win. And you are strengthening another team's attempt to win.

That is a fundamentally, subliminally racist conception of how race should be most important in the way that you build power and protect community, that you should sacrifice truth in order to protect the white team. Exactly. And so I think that for some white South Africans who don't like what I'm saying, you'll see in my comments, it's almost never a counterfactual or a counter argument. It's always a personal attack. Yeah, to your people. They'll say, how can you do this to your people? Yeah, yeah. You're gay, you're a black lover, whatever that means. Like all of these different...

It means you love blacks. Yeah. Love them. No, but you know what I mean, right? You just drive down the street and you see them on the side of the road and you're like mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. And the other thing that they love to say is like, yeah, of course you love Joburg. I can't.

Which obviously means. Yeah, it's like a wink. You like black women, Dan. Oh no, black men specifically because people love accusing any man they dislike of being gay as though it's somehow a problem. You hear that Trevor? And then. I don't even a problem. You hear that Trevor? And then... I don't even know what...

No, I don't know what you're talking about. You hit me with that and I'm like, I'm still trying to figure out what that means. But sorry, just to finish, the same conversation we're talking about is the Cape Town versus Joburg conversation. So you said Cape Town very, very white, right? Predominantly Cape Town international is very white. Cape Town, South Africa is not. They're completely different worlds. I have quite often, I think very reasonably critiqued the housing crisis, the Airbnb crisis, some of the DA's decisions really in Cape Town, even in

as though they've also done a lot of really good stuff and built an in-part world-class city. If I criticize Cape Town, it's the same. Oh, it's, it's, it's racialized. They say you're a race traitor. They saying Cape Town, but they mean whites. Just like you were saying earlier, crime means black. Joburg means black.

Cape Town means white. You are criticizing us. Our team. Why are you doing that? Our home base in this game of tag. But I guess the revolution has always wanted to adopt one single white person here and there to just kind of get through to the end. You might think it's funny, but you're actually right.

Joe Slovo was that for the ANC. Father Charles Sklassen was that for Desmond Dutu. So there was always one where they're like, you need to roll with this guy. And when we started doing comedy to get the gigs that you want to get, you must have a white agent. You had must have a white agent. You had to have a white person. There has to be someone who says he will show up, he will come, demand a certain amount. No, he had to vouch for you.

Yeah, vouch, vouch, hard. People like Joe Parker, this is a white comedian who was having to promise white companies that a black performer was worth having. Not even like trust, he would have to vouch and go I promise you this person is worth having at your event. Please trust me on this. And remember the hand-holding that we used to Safa before? The person would show up with you, make the introductions, shake hands. He's just standing on the side. Like literally so we would go and perform. No sorry I mean like act like a shaperone. Oh, yeah, fully chaperone. Acting.

Because they believe that you are irresponsible and can't hand yourself. But not Joe. Do you even own a jacket? Yes. You know when someone come meets you in the car and they're like, where's your... Yeah. Can you do a tie? You know what I'm saying? Can you tie a tie? 100%.

Yeah. 100%. So there's always that. There's always those stats that a person in 2025 can still quote, You know what I'm saying? Can you tie a tie? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. 100%. So there's always that. There's always those stats that a person in 2025 can still quote fresh in their mind. We don't even need to go as far as apartheid is, but I always think people get lost in the stats. There's very simple stats in this country.

White people are the minority. White people as a minority, they're the most educated as a number of people than black people. They have gained full employment more than black people. They have gainful employment more than black people. They outgun us. They outwealth us. They outlive us. People forget the outlive, which is really important in terms of medical health care,

in terms of nutrition, in terms of a lack of, because early childhood malnutrition is what stunts so many young black children. It's the first five to six years where you do not have enough food and you, and all of the early childhood nutrition research in the world talks about how people are physically stunted, they're mentally stunted. Mentally is the big one if you don't have enough. Totally. Yeah.

But I mean, the other thing that we were talking about around the Piers Morgan thing is the safest people in South Africa are white men. Yes. Because of all the infrastructure which creates secure neighborhoods, high walls, electric fences, good, safe working environments, good cars. Firearms. Yeah. Well, sometimes firearms, sometimes firearms. Uh, but then, and then, and then the most vulnerable are black women because again, the least protected in the most destitute conditions very, very often.

Most exposed and most vulnerable at the same time. Yes. And in all communities as well. Yes. So I always say to people, if you want to know what equality looks like, drive around any township, any black neighborhood or anywhere where there's black men gathered as a group, whether they're traveling together or going to watch soccer and tell me what size pants they wear just as an average between all of them in townships and in squatter camps. Very small, very thin. That's malnutrition. You can't put them next to their

counterpart who is of another race, especially white and from muscle mass to the size of their pants, not being overweight, the size of their pants. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, that's what tells you what the systematic system has been able to do and still survives and thrives under these conditions because of what they eat, what they know, how much they walk versus how much they exercise. Because if hard work was a real thing, most black women that spend most of their youth in transit from 4 in the morning up until 6 in the evening would be wealthy. So I don't buy it any, any when everyone tells me, you know, do you work hard?

I'm like, I know plenty of people doing well that don't work hard at all. And I know enough people just to be on the highway and see what's who's in a bus and a mini bus. And even even middle class black women now are working harder. And they're still working and complaining about being underpaid and having more responsibilities and still finding themselves in this situation. When I go to self-defense classes and I'm in a group and I'm usually one- Are you teaching or you- No, when I'm attending and I'm one or two of 20 and I see how to identify a threat and

I'm like, hold on, you're talking about me here. I don't see a threat the same way that my other counterparts who are in this training course see a threat. When I'm driving, I'm not as paranoid. I don't look around at a black guy crossing a car. But you know why? Yes. You know why? Yes.

It comes back to the flattening of people. Tell us more. The flattening. Do you know what the flattening of people is? It's as simple as the flattening of people. I listen to this podcast. I know. Why are you exposing me? I'll tell you what. So, I remember years ago, I read a paper that was breaking down what was commonly referred to as like a racist stereotype. You know where people go,

all Asians look the same, right? And so someone went out and actually did a study. And they found that to people who have never grown up with any Asian people around them, all Asians do look the same. Because you are unable to differentiate the features and you're unable to distinguish them. So it's an exposure problem. It's completely an exposure thing. And then they tracked it between people and they found it's not that one race of people is inherently unable or able to identify another group. It's all just about exposure. So you come back to South Africa. Black people were

forcibly exposed in a section to white people, right? Because they had to work for them, they had to work in the mines, they had to work in the houses, they had to work, you know what I mean? But that's still a sliver of them. Many black people lived a life completely isolated from white people. And so many black people, funny enough, can't tell the difference, like half of my family cannot tell the difference between any of my white friends.

Like if I brought you, Dan, now to my house, I promise you some of them would go, oh, nice to see you again. I swear to God. I swear to God, they'd go, oh, nice to see you again. Then I'd be like Yes. I swear to God, they go, oh, nice to see you again. And I'll be like, no, this is not him. I mean, I am a redhead, so it's slightly more like... Ah, my friend.

... like a little bit. My friend. They'll just think on that day in particular, there was something... Not to say something, yes. Not to... did he bend? He threw something to your head. Something... hey, oh, it's your jacket. No, but... and I used to be shocked.

I'd be like, I'd be so shocked by how like half my family, then when I sat with it, and I went, oh, wow, these are all the people in my family who were never exposed to white people, right? And the flip happens now. You look at it through the lens of crime, right? You live in a country where from your birth, you were kept away from black people. You were not shown black people except to say like, this is the hafar, the danger, the threat, right?

You were never introduced to black people. You were never, there was no meaningful interaction with black people. The country then becomes integrated. Now South Africa is a rainbow nation. We're all together, but we're not, we all know. So there was white flight. White people immediately fled to little enclaves where they're like, we be safe here and now there were fewer black people that they were interacting with

But now what happens where are the only black people they interact with a beggar at the street corner and Somebody who's robbing them a teller somebody who's serving them cleaning somebody who's but these are not A teller. Somebody who's serving them. Cleaning the house. Somebody who's... But these are not human interactions where you actually study another person's features and you look at it. You have to care.

It's not a space where you see the human on the other side. There's no encounter, right? Exactly. It's just like a fleeting encounter. And so the one thing I think of, and I know it's like a weird way to phrase it, but where I feel sorry or understanding for white people as I go, if your only interaction with black people is when they rob you, you will then think that crime is black.

Because you, even apart from your actions, have been part of a system that didn't let you hang out with, you know what I mean? Because it's not like white people were allowed, you know what I mean, to be fair. White people weren't allowed to hang out with black people. And I always go like one of the worst things that happened. Was also a crime, that association was a crime. One of the strangest things about racism that we forget is, and I think I will attribute this quote Ryan, was Nelson Mandela who said,

he learned in his time in Robben Island, that one of the hardest aspects of racism, and this is not the quote, but basically he was saying is... So it wasn't him? No, no, I'll tell you when it starts. I'll tell you when the quote starts, because I'm giving you the context first. He spent a lot of time at Robben Island, a lot of, like, pretty much all his time, and he made friends with most of his prison guards. And it got to the point where at Robben Island, they knew, the administration knew you could

not let Nelson Mandela or any of his cohorts associate with a prison guard for longer than like a few months because the prison guards started to see them as human beings and they started to treat them differently. Because Mandela would greet them, He'd ask them about their families. He would talk about himself as a human being. He'd wish them happy birthday. But it wasn't just him. People make it seem like Mandela was the saint guy.

No, he was a human. That's all he was. He was just being a human. And the other people who were imprisoned with him would do the same thing to the point where the prison guards went. What did you say this guy did again? imprisoned with him would do the same thing to the point where the prison guards went, what did you say this guy did again? Yeah, like he doesn't seem like the animal that you said he is. Because bigotry requires dehumanization. And separation is the big one. So no exposure. No exposure. Which allows for dehumanization. No exposure. And so they did that. And that's

when Mandela said in that process, he learned that in a system of oppression, you have to free not only the prisoner, but also the God. And that's the thing I think we never, like we really never get into in South Africa. And I see it in the US as well, is that white people are also suffering from a system that was created by their ancestors. In a different way. Because now I'm like, yo, white people are terrified in a way that they don't have to be. I know this is going to sound crazy.

You're not being hijacked because you are white. You're being hijacked because you have the car that the people want. Now you must ask yourself why you have that car. I'm not saying blame yourself, but I'm just saying the chances of you being robbed or hijacked are directly proportional to how much things you have. You having the things is directly proportional to how much you benefited from the system before you. But again, I'm not saying it's your fault. The effect of the system is that you experience it as a race attack.

You experience it as because of your skin color. Because you're like, how else is this happening? It's not happening to anyone else. It's how you're seeing it. And then the people you hang out with, they also white. They also got robbed. They also got someone kidnapped. They also, so you go, this happens to us.

You get what I'm saying? Yeah. No, a hundred percent. I think that's why even at that young age, I was not impressed by Tsozi winning an Oscar. I was like, this is the movie. Yeah, the movie. Yeah.

It plays into the fantasy and the stereotype. And yay, they're angry and jumping walls and taking things because they are on the other side of the movie. Yeah, plays into the fantasy and the stereotype. And hey, they're angry and jumping walls and taking things because they are on the other side of the place. And the miracle is that this animal brought the baby back. Like we never thought. Oh wow. You see, we didn't know black person could do that. I saw that one! Then cosplaying as a racist! You can't see me driving! I don't know, very quick!

Is this the same space? It's very safe. I bring my kids here all the time. But yeah, you're right. So there were those situations where there were more movies about that and series and the incentivization to create stereotypes is very huge in this country in television. And I'm glad at my house we don't watch mainstream television, but I'm saying in this country, in this country Tina, Tina, we live it.

Full factor. You know, when I go to the U S and watch your TV and I'm like, you guys are not watching TV. You're watching commercials the whole day. Tina here we watch reality shows that purport the stereotype of how black single women behave, about how taxi drivers behave, about taxi owners, and about women with taxi owners and people who are fighting for a home in the township. All those rhetorics are live and happening and seasons get renewed. Season 10 of people fighting for a family home in the township. You know what about? So you don't know you know it's funny when you say that.

I realize sometimes when you have these conversations with people, just do this next time you're hanging out in a group of South Africans who are talking. What have three microphones and? If you want. Okay sir. You have them on your iPhone. But like, if you sit around and have these conversations, if you sit around and have these conversations, you'll see. If you sit around and have these conversations, notice how differently people respond

when you include yourself in being aggrieved, right? Yes, yes. Depending on the color of your skin. It's a really crazy thing. Yeah. So I will see a white South African say, and it doesn't always happen, but when it does, it's really funny.

White South African will go, yeah man, this crime, you know, I don't feel safe and blah, blah, blah. Another white South African will go, yeah, me too, I just, you know, it's just, it's really funny. White South Africans will go, yeah, man, this crime, I, you know, I don't feel safe and blah, blah, blah. Another white South African go, yeah, me too. I just, you know, it's just, it's terrible. And then a black South African will say, yeah, you never know when they're coming. And then the white South Africans will look at them like, I mean, they'll look at them like, no, no, but we, but we're like afraid of them.

You know what I mean? They, they, sometimes they look at a black person like, no but you can like, it's your cousin. You can ask him not to take your car. I can't do anything. I can't do anything. Think about it my Becky. It's just you and your cousin. You're safe.

White people think that black people's house is a burglar's house is to keep them in. Yes, but you know what? And I think... You still feel sorry for this man? No, but you know what I mean, Dan? It's like to your point, I think that's maybe one of the greatest disservices and injustices we did in our system. And by the way, I am somebody who's actually quite for what happened with the TRC.

I know a lot of people have issues and a lot of people go, it was wrong and this and this and this. I think it was innovative. I think it was the first time it's ever been done. I don't think it's ever been done anywhere else. Not in that way. Yeah, people always try and propose it. But I think with any system or any idea, there's going to be the implementation

and you realize, oh, we could improve on that. Like a constitution. You can always improve a constitution, but its starting point. Especially that part that says South Africa belongs to everyone who lives in it. You don't like that part? No. Okay. No.

So, so, so what I mean is like, you can always improve a constitution. You can always improve an idea. I think the TRC first time out, my goodness. What an attempt to mend and to bridge the gaps in a nation where people were separated in a way that most nations have never experienced, right? But I think the one thing we have yet to do and we have never done is gone, hey, what is that exposure therapy that people need?

Yeah. And sort of an involuntary exposure therapy. Yeah. You know, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, Dale, and we were talking about how at our school, they had a program where where because we were the first generation that was like literally you and I were the first generation how old are you Dan? 31. 31 yeah so we were the first generation of kids that went to school with kids of a different race. Yeah

yeah literally I sometimes think about how crazy that was. When I go like literally the first year in my school that there were black kids, Indian kids, colored kids with white kids. That was the first time that had ever happened. You guys were round one. You were the first child. We were literally. All an experiment.

Yo, our teachers. Could have gone so wrong. Our teachers had never seen a black child in front of them in a classroom before. Our parents had to wear their Sunday best for the first drop off. Drop off? Our parents didn't even know what a drop off was. I mean drop off life. No, but I think, just think about that as a concept.

I remember being shocked that when I went to school, kids were dropped off by their parents in a vehicle that they owned. Like one child got out of one car. Meanwhile, when the black kids got there, it looked like a circus trick. We're like one car and then open a door and then like 15. And that's how we just traveled around the back of every Bucky, the back of every van was all of us, you know what I mean?

But that exposure, like our school had this program where they went. We want every kid to go and stay at another kid's house, who they're friends with, they weren't even like, they don't look like a stranger. But they said, hey, you guys are friends. But it was a deliberate program. Yo, it was amazing to see, talking about like exposure therapy,

it was amazing to see how the black kids weren't particularly surprised by what they experienced because many of them had moms who were working for white people. So they had seen a glimpse of a white life. Let me tell you something, every single white kid who went to go and live with a black family for a weekend, every single one of them went home and said the same thing. They said, mom and dad, do you know how black people live? And not in like a righteous way, just as like a child. Like a curious way. Like a 14 year

old, 15 year old. They went, yo, do you know how they live? Do you know how they come to school every day? Do you know that they have to take three buses to get here? With strangers? Do you know that they don't have hot water in the morning at their house? You have to make a fire and then heat it up and then they call that out and then you have to do it again for each person and they have to... You know they don't have their own bathrooms. You know that their toilets are outside. I go to school with this kid. I see myself as his direct competition in that way. But I'm going, how is he doing math when he woke up like that? Does it in the dark?

How is he playing cricket with he woke up like that? Does it in the dark. How is he playing cricket with me? Yeah. Or playing soccer with me? How does he have the energy when he ate like that? And that goes back to the conversation you had with that guy in London about like starting completely equal from scratch and about BEE laws and redress laws and justice and transformation laws.

It's that exact conversation. We're going gonna continue this conversation right after this short break. Trevor, I wanted to suggest something though, because we've been talking about exposure, but there's something along with that, which is about getting South Africans to empathize with each other.

So a positive example is the Springbox, if we all feel proud of the Springbox for making South African, like it cool and good to be South African to be proud. But ironically, one thing that quite often doesn't perfectly cut through all classes in a capitalist society, but does further than anything else to create empathy

is service delivery failure. So one of the best ways for South Africans to empathically get together is to go fuck Eskom and to go fuck the police. I have seen black and white South Africans of different classes. Eskom has brought us together. No, it has. It's a joke and it's the truth. It's true.

A common agreement that the ANC has failed us in terms of service to the REE and other things that, you know, potholes on the road. But can I tell you what I like about Eskom more than the ANC? The ANC's politics, so what ends up happening is people then fall into that trap of making it a synonym for black. So they go, look at what the ANC has done to South Africa. Then you go like, then a black person will say, yeah, no, I'm going to start my own political party. Then they're like, no, no, but you might do the

same thing. I mean, look at what the ANC has done. Then you're like, oh, okay. You're using it. What I like about Eskom is it's this nameless, faceless power utility. And what it has done, and this is something that is like, it's crazy crazy to say but Eskom, the power provider in South Africa has done something that has never happened in South Africa. It has made every South African experience the same thing regardless of the color of their skin. This is the first time in our history when a black person and a white person can sit together and go...

Your stage eight. We have the exact same problem. And to your point, we take for granted how... It's sad that it has to be a problem, but it's like that is something that is so fundamentally powerful. Totally. It's for two people to go,

hey man, you live in a township, I live in a suburb, but we both hate S-COM. We get it. It's kind of amazing. And those are the small victories that as South Africans we tend to miss. I mean, the biggest victory for the TRC was not justice, which would have been great for the victims and the families of the victims. But overall for South Africans was to see these authoritarians who were backed by the state machinery to decimate black people being told to sit down and shut the fuck up.

Damn. That had never happened. It happened live with everyone watching Desmond Dutu and whoever was in the pan could say to them, you, this is not flak blast. You're going to sit down, you're going to listen, and you're going to answer these questions. That was the overall resounding victory for all South Africans watching, not the fact that they pointed us to the grave.

So if their protest was to bait fuss and stay the course and not snitch on each other, well, that's for him and his grave to take to. But for us as South Africans, as we're all watching, and we saw this mild-mannered man, Desmond Tutu, disabling them with kindness, but subtly telling them as well to sit down and shut the fuck up for the first time ever. That was more powerful to South Africans than Mandela's fist in the air after wearing his wife's glasses standing outside the library in Kenya. Those were good frames, though. Listen, he looked good. After pulling up in a crescita. You know? So that for us, as black people sitting there all together and was repeating the cycle, was the biggest victory.

Do you think it's not the same, but we're talking about things that provide unity and agreement. Yeah. Do you think that the largely black South African led, but many different race groups in South Africa, communally telling the refugees to Tutsi and Sunfutsek, was similar. It was like, you guys fuck off. We don't want you here. You're completely wrong. We all agree that you've benefited by going to America off of a lie that we all as a country reject. We all as a country say, farm murders are not

disproportionate or more brutal than all other murders in South Africa And there's no genocide. I think it's also this is like something that's guys branding man If there's one thing I've learned in observing American politics, whoo don't mess around with branding especially right wing as you say Right-wing branding is flawless. You know what I mean? Left-wing branding is often Academic and like ephemeral at best. It's like, what does that mean? You need a slogan. What are you talking about?

Yo, just think about it for a second guys. Farm murders. Guys, why is a murder labeled differently than any other murder? Totally. White genocide. But I'm like, guys, there are murders happening every single day in South Africa everywhere. They've never been given a special title. Also, farm murders implies owners when most of them are laborers or people who

just happen to live on the farm. But the branding is wink nudge suggestive that it is the owners who are wink nudge whites. And you add to that, robberies in farms are actually the problem. And the same farmers are not willing to disclose what is being robbed in those farms. As we all know, farms are not willing to disclose what is being robbed in those farms. As we all know, farms are not cash flash businesses. There's a tractor, there's a parking lot, there's equipment. But what else is there inside your game farm that is worth more than your car in a safe this big? And it's also what is it? Firearms. I don't know the

stats of ownership of firearms. They are expensive. Yeah, they are very expensive. Yeah, firearms. The robbery is of the firearm. So if you have to think about someone who has a cache of firearms because they cater to guests that come from overseas that can fly in their firearms to shoot the kudus and the buffaloes. Now there's four, 500,000 rands worth of firearms and ammunition in a safe and you've got laborers that don't live or that are registered to be in this country right next to the border of the place where they come from.

Guess what they're gonna take in your house? Something that's also... What about your iPhone? Yeah, for sure. And I mean the nature of rural South Africa is that very very often a farm is the only place with any kind of asset value for a hundred square kilometers and everybody else living in that area are impoverished people living in townships and that's just a crime story about class. is, and everybody else living in that area are impoverished people living in townships.

And that's just a crime story about class. If you only have one really successful high value asset business in a whole area where everyone else doesn't have food to eat, what do you think is going to happen? It's like completely a class dynamic function happening in rural areas where the farms are the only places worth robbing because that's the only places of any kind of value. Yeah, but I think sometimes when we say that we actually lose part of an argument, it muddies it, I'll tell you why. So sometimes when we say these things, it makes people go, oh, so you're saying I'm only getting robbed because I have the money. Yeah, but I don't want to be robbed. I don't want to be killed. You get what I'm saying? No, no,

and that's not what you're saying. I know this is going to sound crazier, but I think people need to understand in South Africa, I'll say there's two statements. Number one, crime affects everyone. Do you know what I mean? Crime is not going to discriminate against your race, your what, but to your point, the people who are least affected by crime in South Africa are white men. The same ones who are crying the most. Yeah. And by the way, you know what I mean? And this is my particular- But our crime does not discriminate. In fact, you remember that story of, who was that guy who came to South Africa on a honeymoon? Shreene Devani. Shreene Devani. Do you remember the story?

Do you remember when you loved this jacket? Wife dies in the township or whatever. Remember when you loved this jacket? I loved this jacket. We loved this jacket. I love this jacket. Thank you. Do you want to just go record a minute? You and me just sit.

So, Shireen Devani. For those who don't know, Shireen Devani was a story of I think it was an English national. And he came to South Africa for his honeymoon. And then he was on honeymoon with his new wife and then she was tragically killed. And his story was that they got kidnapped by South Africans, black South Africans kidnapped them, and then murdered her and then he escaped somehow. They let him go and that was the story.

And I will never forget this till the day I die because it's one of the darkest, it's like macabre because it's dark but it's strangely funny, especially the further you get from it time-wise. So literally South Africans were like, no, if they killed her, they would kill you also. Yeah, you're the biggest threat here as a man.

And he was like, no, they killed her but then they're like, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye a man. And he was like, no, they killed her, but then they let, they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And in the same way I say that, it's like the same thing I go like with this, you know, white genocide. It's like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, here, our crime comes for everyone. We here, we have democratic crime. Have something.

Equal opportunity. Indiscriminate crime. Our crime. It's not black empowered. It's not white empowered. Have something. Equal opportunity crime. Indiscriminate crime. Our crime. It's not black empowered, it's not white empowered. Have something, someone will try and take it from you. Now we're not saying we're for that, but we are saying that it's, you know what I mean? That's the reality of it is like we're living in a world. But I would love to go back to what you're saying about like the shared empathy. Is, I mean, is there actually a way that that can happen? What do you mean actually?

So you were saying like the spring box, you know, like the national rugby team. I will say this is just, and this is just like a side opinion of mine. I personally blame Bafana Bafana. Yes, of course. Personally, personally, if you look at South Africa's story, our worst moments, the democratic South Africa, our worst moments happen when Bafana Bafana is doing its worst. You're engaging me too much on this. But I'm saying Bafana Bafana. Okay. Our soccer team, our football team, guys, when it's at its worst, the country, that team

has an outsized weight on its shoulders that I think they need to acknowledge. And case achieves. Guys, you look at 2010, you know what part of the reason 2010 was so good for us? Because we were in the World Cup, we didn't have to qualify for it. We were definitely going to be in it. 1998, that whole period, that honeymoon, what were we doing as the soccer team in the country? We were winning. Do you get what I'm saying?

And I think, I know this is a stretch, but I do think there's also an element in South Africa of when the rugby team wins, the whites have won, blacks support the rugby team as well, but the apparatus of it is still seen as like, oh, the white institution did a thing right. When the cricket team wins, they go, yeah, you see the white thing won. When Bafana Bafana loses, crime. You see those crimes? Did you see how they were playing? It's crime that time.

And I'm being serious. And that's why I say like Bafana Bafana has an outsized influence on how the country sees itself. Many of my Brazilian friends have said the same thing. They go, they go when the Brazilian national team is doing well, Brazil is doing well. When we're doing terribly, you'll see more protests, more violence, more everything. And it might just be confirmation bias, but I do think there's something to how the collective experiences its reality based on like a few. I think it's a consensus decision of how we're doing expressed in a very, very

small representative example that makes us feel proud. Yes, that's true. It's like, it's like, uh, our very best are the best at the world at a thing that the world cares about. And soccer is the most extreme version of that. Cause soccer is bigger than any religion, it's bigger than any nation, it's the most practiced cultural thing on the planet. And we are a football nation first and foremost, particularly amongst black South Africans,

we're a football nation first and foremost. And so if football, soccer, our best 11, the boys, Bafaned, our best stock are good. We feel good. But if our best offering is getting trashed by or say drawing with Lesotho and no disrespect to Lesotho but you know how South Africans feel about Lesotho. That was heavy disrespect. You see how South Africans talk about Lesotho. Especially when Lesotho was like, I'm going to beat Lesotho. Lesotho? Especially, you're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho.

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You're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho. You're going to beat Lesotho. and the Sutra said they wanted half of the free state back. We all saw that. No, but what I'm saying is it speaks to our pride in ourselves, our own self-value, even if we are not the soccer players ourselves. The same way that, that like, frankly, and this is both funny and not a joke. When case of chiefs won the net bank cup first victory in 10 years, many nine year old kids saw their dads happier than they had ever seen them in their whole lives. That's true. There were nine-year-olds who had seen their dads joyful truly in a childlike manner for the first time in their whole lives.

Because of that one resounding victory. Exactly. That terrible nine-year-old. Think about the kind of... The terrible nine-year-olds should have done better. Yeah, once and for all, by the way. They should have made their parents happier. But what I'm trying to say is, when Tyler does really well,

it does have a psychic emotional effect on how we feel when you do really well. It has a psychic, I do have a question for you. Shoot, sorry, I've been, I've, I thought of this a bit earlier, but like with your success, it made so many of us feel proud, not just people in the industry, but South Africans going our very best are at the level of the very best. And so we will all very and remain deeply invested in you as a project, as a successful

person. Charlize Theron is the same, Tyler is the same. But what I've been thinking about with you recently is that you're almost like captain South Africa to South Africans. You're like Captain America, because you are our guy who went to the world and showed America what it was like to look at America from outside of it. And you became the center of all of these massive, vital discussions about race and class and world identity and stuff. And so people expect you to be our Captain America, our shield, the one who defends us in the face of everything, almost has to do country duty, patriotic duty.

People say, oh, Trevor must tell Trump that he's wrong about South Africa. Trevor must tell Elon Musk to stop doing this. And I've always genuinely wanted to ask what that's like for you, because there's this weird thing that you need to be our greatest South African Patriots, because of how we as a country conceive of you. And I'm quite interested to know what that's like for you to go through. So let me start by saying this. If I meet Trump one-on-one, ha guys, hey guys, ah, my man, I'm telling him,

telling him everything. Telling him everything. Everything? You, hey, ask her. Hey, hey, hey, where now? Wait, are you telling me that Trump will learn what this means from you? My man, Trump knows it. Oh he knows it?

Trump knows it, he's halfway there. He's like where now? Where now, where now? Where with me? Thoseena, Buena. Where we meet? Those things, we also. You also. You also. No, no, no, no.

You know what? I mean, you're very kind. I think, how do I think of it for me? So the first and most important thing is I do not believe most of the hype. Okay. Because I have friends who humble me very regularly. So, no, but, but, but, but, but on the real is I go, one of the, one of the

most beautiful things I've learned throughout history is how the stories that we flattened to, um, sort of like lift up individuals, oftentimes a much more complex tapestry than we think. So we say Nelson Mandela, but if we're honest, the list of names that is in and around it is so massive that you're like, oh, this guy was not really like the thing. It didn't live and die by him. No, and now I'm not saying Nelson Mandela,

I'm not gonna be like, oh, Nelson Mandela didn't do much. No, I'm not saying that, but I'm saying you forget that this was an apparatus. You forget that this was strategic. Martin Luther King Jr., another example, you know, everyone from his wife. And this is often the case, by the way, with many of these great men. The wife is the person who's doing like most of, if not half of the work or more. And their name doesn't live on in the exact same way you know writing the speeches building the strategy fighting when they're in prison for 27 years etc so i think it's easy for people to think of captain america but i'm like yo man the wakandans made that shield you know what i mean who's that vibranium coming from do you know who

built his because that guy doesn't know how to make a costume. Who put him in that fridge? Who pumped that medicine into his veins? Who made him? The guy went to training. Who's training him? How did, so I think if you ever make the mistake of thinking that you as an individual or a superhero, you then forget every little piece of the puzzle that came together to make you who you are. So I just go, I'm just, I like, I love football.

So for me, life, football isn't an analogy for life always, but I go, the thing I love about football, soccer, the sport is you really learn very quickly, you are just in a team, every position on the team, vital, vital. Strikers get all the credits, all the credits, all the time. Yo man, strikers get all the credit, but let me tell you something. Vital. Strikers get all the credits. All the credits. When the ball un-doors all the time. Yo man, strikers get all the credit. But let me tell you something. Good luck being a striker who gets all the credits when your defender lets you down,

when your midfielder lets you down, when your goalkeeper lets you down. Just good luck on that. So for me, genuinely, and it helps me alleviate some of the pressure because I go, I don't take the acclaim the same way I don't take the pressure. Because I go, you can be grateful. I'm like, hey, thank you. I did my best. And I'm honored that anyone could think that.

But at the same time, when someone's like, ah, you must tell them. I do think it's funny. If someone's like, Trevor, you must tell Trump. Then I'm like, my man, I would love to see the world you think I live in. I love the fact that you think I live next door to the White House. And then every morning I drive out and Trump is there, beep beep, hey, I wish that was the case. I'm not visualizing that, sorry.

Sorry, I got, I got, sorry. No, I, I, I wish that was the case, but I, but I, yeah, I think. I just think it's an interesting thing that you go through in in the way that South Africans perceive of you versus What yeah, I'm with you, but I also truth of your career. I also find this it's it's also semi-generational Oh interesting. There are many South Africans who are certain generation who sort of don't see me like that They just see me as like a fun ambassador like our kid who made it right? There's people who are older than me go like like, oh, well done, Bafanas, well done.

Then there's people who are my age who are like, ah, my man, nice to see you. I've seen younger ones who are just like, I'm like a mythical figure to them. I honestly think everyone has a role to play. And I don't mean this in like a, like a Kumbaya kind of way. I think everyone has a role to play. And we take for granted how much of an impact that role has. We all take it for granted. But that's something that my mom left with me. Like, man, and you and I have a similar story with like our moms. Man, my mom, I remember we'd like go somewhere random.

A school that's got a church event on a weekend. So it's a school, but now's now it's church for the weekend. We'd walk in onto the grounds. There'd be papers lying on the ground, you know, like packets of chips that have been thrown away by the school kids. My mom would start picking them up. Guys, these things are infinite.

As the wind blows, so do they. My mom would start picking them up. Outstanding, like, what are you doing? It's a Sunday, we're here for a church. She'd be like, hey, Wena, help me. But I'm like, mom, first of all, it's not our school. It's a Sunday, come on, man. She's like, hey.

Then I'm like, yeah. And then she would always say, if I'm not gonna clean it, who's gonna clean it then? Because everyone else is walking past here saying it's not my problem. And I think we take for granted, and this is where it's like difficult in life, and I think it's for all things.

It's you and your personal relationships. It's you and your community, you and your society, you as a nation. Two things can be true at the same time. There's a duality that exists that's difficult for people to deal with because sometimes we're fighting against someone who's trying to flatten it.

And so then we become flat ourselves. So someone goes, there's genocide of white people in South Africa. And then you go like, South Africa is great. Then you're like, now you can't address the things that are happening in South Africa because this person is trying to flatten it. You want to deal with the corruption in the government. But you know, when you say, yes, there's corruption, they go, yes, the blacks. Then you're like, no, you're using my acknowledgement to empower your racism, but I'm actually trying

to work on a problem that needs to be solved. Do you know what I mean? And so I think if you think of it in those small interactions, like guys, white people take for granted, you know, you said it in the beginning, Eugene, You know, you said in the beginning, Eugene, white people take for granted how much leeway and grace black people have given them in South Africa. And not like a you're lucky thing, but like as an Ubuntu thing, like real levels of it. And some of it is, you know, internalized oppression maybe, but some of it is just like, yo, man, we're still people. Yeah, for sure.

We're still people. And I think like a white person, the average white person takes for granted how their tone of voice, the way they interact with a black person, the way they... And I've seen the difference. I've seen some white people who think the person who cleans their house is lucky to have that job. Yeah, yeah. who cleans their house is lucky to have that job. And then I've seen white people who go, yo man, this person has been cleaning my family's home for maybe two generations even. This person has

watched and raised my children. This person has cooked food for my entire family for decades. How is it that they still don't have a driver's license? How is it that this person who has watched us, they've moved houses with us. Relocated their lives. But how is it that this person hasn't moved houses? So what has happened in our world? Because now if that person was a blood relative, I don't think you would be as proud of yourself. Yeah, for sure. I don't think you would be as proud of yourself.

Yeah, for sure. I don't think you'd be able to look at yourself going like, oh yeah, no, my aunt has lived with us for 40 years. She raised me and my brothers and sisters. First they can their own kids and their livelihood. Every day when she goes home, she walks for 10, 20 minutes, then catches a transport, then to another transport, to another transport that takes her three and a half hours to get home.

Yeah, for sure. That's my aunt. Yeah. No one would be proud of that. Wouldn't tolerate it either, wouldn't allow it to happen. And so that- Forget that. Sorry, sorry.

No. Even the safety conversation with domestic workers versus the people that, other people that live in the house who are family members. My man. They would know how to protect themselves where the firearm is, where the panic button is, where they who to call. But the person who stays there in the house alone, apparently according to people, they're exempt to being violated. But here's my thing. To your point, actually to expand on that, and you do say this Dan, I think it's important to hit on. There are so many times when these farm murders are spoken about,

and the same people who are going talking to Trump, going around the world parading the story, times when these farm murders are spoken about. And the same people who are going, talking to Trump, going around the world, parading the story, they completely ignore everyone else who also lost their lives in that same robbery or that same attack. A house on a farm was robbed, was raided. The people who were on it were killed. Two of them, maybe three of them maybe were white. The remaining people aren't even counted. And I always say to people, that's probably one of the greatest injustices that black people have suffered throughout time. Even in the worst atrocities, go to the Holocaust, Germans counted Jewish people meticulously. We've got a book and numbers.

The same Germans in Namibia. Estimates. How many black people were killed in those concentration camps? Estimates. We still don't know. We still don't. The only reason we know numbers from even the slave trade was because of books. Because of stock.

Accounting. But not even, but not accounting of humans. Accounting of money. Because you need to sell. Yes. But I'm saying like that, that's... And I think that's one of the big things in South Africa is like if we think of it that way, it's not saying to a white person be guilty.

Don't... Forget guilt. No, leave it. Forget guilt for a moment. Because guilt now makes it... Then it's easy for someone to be like, but I wasn't here. I wasn't here, bro. Yeah, it's fine, my man. Why do they?

It's fine. Why? Why? Why do? Why do? Why do? Why do? Why do?

Why do? Why do? Also, which part of the syllabus is it for white female teachers that teaches them these two lines? Ach tula weh na, nea rasa, it's not a shibin here. Yeah, but you see that. Where does that... But all of that, brah.

...come from? All of that. What makes it okay for a person of authority to stand in front of a class where school fees are being paid and minds are being shaved... All of that. ...and say those words without consequence? Ach, tulawehna, nia rasa, it's not a shibin here. But because, remember that... is not a shibin here. But because remember that. Where is a shibin?

But that's my thing is she's right. It's not a shibin here. And shibins are loud places. But in that instance. Not ideal teaching environment. Yeah. But in that instance, you're using shibin as a synonym for what? This is not a place of blackness, man.

Don't be black here, man. Yeah. I want to offer what you just said about the uncaringness towards black death versus the hyper fixation on white death or like victims of white crime. One of the great things that frustrates me about South Africa is that overwhelming mainstream media obsesses over and cares over white suffering in a way that they don't over black suffering. So I often say if a black person sneezes near a white person, it's a news headline. Whereas many black people will die and it won't even become a report. So that comes from during apartheid, all of the massive media companies,

their buying audience was white readers, swad khafa and all of the rest. But since apartheid, the capitalist incentive to continue to cater to a paying, reading, literate, highly educated audience has meant obsession over white plight without reporting on black death and black suffering and impoverished people's suffering. And then it also comes down to something that you always talk about, which is language, which is so important. Because if broadly the biggest media in the country and the hyper commercialized media is broadcasting in English and Afrikaans, it's just

less likely that anyone's ever going to think what does the Zulu community want to read about? Yeah. What does the Hossa community care about? Which often then means people dying, people really, really suffering. And so if you come to South Africa and you read our biggest news sites, And so if you come to South Africa and you read our biggest news sites, 365 days of the year, something extra ordinarily horrific needs to happen to a black person before it's news, something unbelievably un- tabo best needs to

happen to hear about that. Where exactly, whereas, whereas smaller infractions. And again, whenever we talk about crime, as you said earlier, we can't debase it. I'm not saying that these crimes don't matter. I'm just saying smaller, less harmful crimes when white people are the victims become explosions. And for that explosion to happen for a black victim, it needs to be horrific. Like think about how Tabor Bester never ever, and there are other reasons why the Oscar Bistorius case was so massive.

But Tabor Besta versus Oscar Bistorius, and I know it's horrible to be in count when people have died, but Tabor Besta, all of his victims, the horrific shit that he did for such a long time versus the coverage of Oscar Bistorius because Riva was a white victim. And again, not debasing Riva at all, the tragedy of everything. What I'm trying to talk about is how South Africa's media needs to change, to care about black suffering properly. And they may actually find out that that's in a purely capitalistic way, really good business.

Because most people in South Africa are black and want to know about their lives and their lived experiences. You know what Dan is saying is absolutely true. And I even go a step further and I say there's a systematic way that the media has kept the white, the black majority that is influential and exposed to technology busy and distracted because every time something happens that's big, something else happens in the pipeline that kind of distracts us from this whole thing. For example, as black people, we are forced to always take the moral high ground when

things happen. Apart from that, we are being told we must be emotionally mature. It wasn't me, it was the system. Now you guys are in schools. Yes, but I'm like, no, now you're expecting me to cure something that was caused by a system with my emotions. So how about a system gets created to cure what that system managed to do. So we need a systematic problem, I mean systematic solution for a systematic problem.

And let me deal with my emotions and spend my time the way I like. But the fact that we are always distracted and when something happens, people go to a country and purport whatever they purport. Then we look at our local economy and politics, something seismic always happens right in the middle of that. And I'm going, we're such a small country that that kind of manipulation can happen. Totally. And what I want to add to that, looping back to the TRC is one of the terrible things about the TRC that the country has constantly been distracted away from is that many victims

were awarded financial restitution and have not got it yet. Till today. Wait, what? It's 2025. I didn't know that. I didn't know that too. And every single year, the remaining people who were awarded financial compensation- They were awarded this and they haven't received it. And many of them have died now.

And every year they get together and they demand from the justice upon where is our money and they demand from the justice upon where is our money and they're dying and The TRC you were talking about our first phase was beautiful But since then people who were not given amnesty have not been charged Enquiries are now being opened but it's 2025 the Craddock for have been long dead in the ground and only now that case is being investigated when in the early 2000s those were the people who were supposed to be investigated first. And thousands and thousands of people who were awarded, victims who were awarded financial compensation from the TRC, are still begging the government to give them the money that they should have gotten in like 2002. But we are so distracted as a country that that doesn't make the news.

That you two who are both very informed didn't know about it. Yeah, I didn't know that at all. And I only found out four months ago because my brother was working at the kind of conference gathering where all of the still alive victims came and said, where is our fucking money? And so yes, we do need to talk about how South Africa also, I mean, I'm sure you guys saw recently South Africa is the most online country in the world. We're the most phone-addicted country in the world. In terms of screen time, we're like number one in the world. I did not see that. We're number one in like corruption and that. Wow, I didn't see that. And rugby, those are our strengths. But despite of all of that, we are a deeply easily distracted

nation. And that means that we don't know things as basic as there are victims of the TLC who have not yet got compensation in 2025. It's crazy. We don't even know when the by-elections are. The average African doesn't know when the by-elections are. They're not advertised. The parties discuss among themselves. Then they go along, select a person, and the by-elections happen. Ten people show up. The world is won. So there's a lot of people. And I did say this, I said in the Mekji's podcast, a few years ago, I said there's a systematic approach to distracting South Africans digitally. So these, I've said this, it's on record. So these facts that you're saying make sense. I did say it, I said, if you maybe switch off your phone a little bit and maybe not look

at the hashtags and not look at what videos are trending, maybe dig deeper. There's something there from every crisis that we've experienced in this country. It all starts out with something else happening pot-bellinger style, what was it again? Bell pottingger style on the side, purporting to be something else. And then all of a sudden we don't know that the by-elections happened or this person got annexed as a mayor or Helen Zillern is trying to be the mayor of Gauti. Is it all after you've just done the roast now you're using that as a platform to launch your mayorship in the same city that you but we, when we say this, we look like we're speaking from a place of privilege.

And because we are speaking from a place of privilege, we can afford not to use technology as a scapegoat, but as a vessel to get this information. So, but I think that is our problem right now in South Africa. I think it's our nature to be accepting, to be willing, to try try to forgive, to move forward. But we've never had our own house to ourselves when the visitors have left and speak the truth amongst each other as a family and decide how we're going to do this life thing with the neighbors and how we feel about our relatives who keep showing up and making it as if all we've done here was waste our time and not build a wall that's high enough.

That's what we need to be having in this country. But I feel like people like you, Dan, and I'm not saying you as a white person, I'm saying you as a brave person to forsake everything that could go wrong. We live in that corporate world where calls will stop because you've said something that you are not supposed to say and you're not towing the line. But for you to say, I'm not doing this because I work for a channel. I'm not doing this because I'm white. I'm doing this because I know that is the ultimate sacrifice in the modern day era. It's not picking up an AK-47 and going to the trenches and trying to live in Lusaka and fight from there.

It's you saying something. And people like us who want to say something, we're not going to be people's favorites. Our calls are going to dry up a little bit. People are going to be offended in somewhere where they make a decision. But at the end of the day, we are saying what South Africans are not privileged enough to say. And that's one way where I think the middle class and the Mandela experience or experiment can be used when in unison people who come from

three different backgrounds can sing with one voice and go, but are we looking carefully at what is being said here? I think that's incredibly kind, thank you. What I will, I love how every week a different political party is paying my bills, according to South Africa. I've had EFF, Soros, Putin, DA, Freedom Front Plus, like every week. And something that I like about what is starting to happen in South Africa is people are starting to recognize that there are people who are clearly bought and paid for and spoken for to push an agenda.

And you can spot it. You know the position they're gonna take on everything, what they're gonna talk about and not talk about. But slowly but surely what America has, which you know better than I guess anyone else in this room, is people, America has people who you broadly know their politics, but you definitely know that they're saying what they really think.

Because now and again, say John Stewart will say, fuck these Democrats, they're fucking this up so badly. South Africa is slowly getting to the point now where if you, people like you, who consistently say what they think and everyone goes, ah, but that's not part of the agenda that I thought he was a part of. If you do that for long enough, eventually people will go, ah, no, fuck, Eugene's just saying what he thinks.

And then they can really believe what you think because they don't think you're bought paid for and spoken for. And that's my project is I just need what he thinks. And then they can really believe what you think because they don't think you're bought paid for and spoken for. And that's my project is I just need to keep talking. I just need to keep saying exactly what I think. And after long enough, people will go, yeah, eight weeks of the year, we think he's ANC, 12 weeks of the year, we think he's DA, 20 weeks of the year. We think he's MK. He's probably just saying what he genuinely thinks.

You see, he's truly, he's truly a member of the Rainbow Nation. That's what this guy is doing. If people really know Dan, they know that his real money comes from collecting all the checks of coming second in Eric Tinkler look-alike competition. That's a deep cut. You see, you still want to call him the butt of the joke. I am... Football is my religion. I know more about Eric Tankler than I know about some of my siblings, brother. Like, I know it's deep.

You think this guy butt of the joke? Man, the only reason he's the butt is because he'll shit on you. This one. He'll shit on you from a high height. Yo, man, Dan, thank you, man. Thanks for joining us. Thank you. But to Eugene's Dan, thank you man. Thanks for joining us. Thank you man. But to Eugene's point, thank you, because I think we take for granted that any issue worth discussing

or fighting or moving in and around is not meant to be held by one person. Right. You know, and that's where I think we've always got to come around on these issues is if we think this is a white people thing, we've lost it. If we think it's a black people thing, we've lost it. It's like, no, no, no, it's a people thing. And I think speaking about it from everybody's perspective just lends a little credence to it. And so that was really one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you because I loved just seeing from, and I could see in your eyes, the moment when you're sitting with people

on Piers Morgan, everyone has come, the premise is like white genocide in South Africa, and immediately everyone proceeds to say, there is no white genocide. Like literally everyone calls, I'll say to Eugene, you know what it's the equivalent of in South Africa? It's like people have phoned the police, called the police and they said, I'm getting murdered, someone's murdering me right now.

And the police come to their house and they go, where's the murder? And they go, okay, there's not actually a murder. But while you're here, can we talk about, can we just talk about how every time I come home, she tells me to put my shoes on and the police are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, where's the crime though? Exactly. Well, it's not a crime per se. But you can you not see how...

And it could one day become a crime. Yes, and I think that's what a lot of these people did, which I'm glad you call out as BS. They used the most heinous word they could think of. They used the word that would grab attention. Exactly. To then expose what, if we're honest, are gripes. Gripes that everyone has a right

to have, by the way, I'm not saying you shouldn't be angry about crime. No, but they're gripes that we share equally. And to your point and to what you said as well, we don't even share it equally because on the, in South Africa, if you want to run to the white house and you want to ask them for help, talk about black women, do you know what I'm saying? If you said to me like, Hey man, Trump is coming here because what's happening to black women in South Africa is unacceptable. Then I'll go, hey man, Trump, get in here and do your thing. Does that make sense? But

you're not. You know what I mean? You've used your power and your access to it to go and argue about gripes because fundamentally the last thing I'll say on this is I have never in my life seen refugees with Samsonite luggage. I have never in my life seen refugees with Samsonite luggage. I have never in my life seen refugees fleeing a five bedroom house. You know what I mean? And I'm not saying it just in terms of wealth, because I understand as a refugee you can be pushed out. Optionally, evacuating just because. And crucially, I have never seen a refugee leave his mother behind.

He'll fetch her later. Bruh. I've never seen a refugee doing viewings at their house on a Sunday afternoon. I mean, it's a trippin' room. It's a lovely area. Yo, bruh. I've never seen a refugee selling their quarry before they leave. It's your turn now.

You've never seen a refugee do that. These are the games we play in South Africa. Okay, I'll take it. I've never seen a refugee with cholesterol before. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh man, this was great. Dan, Eugene, this was too much fun. Quick confession, this actually wasn't the proverb, actually planning to kill you when you got here. That's why I brought you gifts, to try and... You know what, Dan, you're one of the good ones, man. You're one of the good ones. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. What Now with Trevor Noah is produced by Spotify Studios in partnership with Day Zero Productions.

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