WHAT WENT WRONG - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Part 2)
Episode Date: December 2, 2024Blue screens! Tennis balls! Directions from George Lucas! What are three things that make an actor’s job harder? Chris and Lizzie conclude their Menace coverage with a crunch at ILM, the public sham...ing of Jar Jar Binks and why George may have lost a lot more than $50 million in his divorce. Plus, how no one saw it coming… except for Weird Al. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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dear listeners and welcome back to another episode of What Went Wrong,
your favorite podcast full stop that just so happens to be about movies
and how it's impossible to make them, let alone a good one.
As always, I'm Chris Winterauer joined by my steadfast co-host,
Lizzie Bassett and Lizzie, I just wanted to give you an opportunity
before this goes out to the rabid Star Wars fan base to change your tune on the prequels
before we both get eviscerated.
by the internet.
I will not.
Listen, I didn't say that, I didn't say it was the worst thing we've ever watched.
I just, I didn't like it that much.
I don't think they're terrible, but I certainly prefer the original three films to both
the prequels and the sequels as well.
Fair enough.
I stand by it.
I appreciate the integrity.
And that's what you guys are coming here for.
Meanwhile, I like all of them equally.
No, you don't.
I'm just kidding.
No, you do not.
I don't at all.
We'll get to my thoughts at the end of this episode.
All right, Lizzie, brief recap.
When we last saw our heroes, George Lucas found himself without any of his prior
top-line collaborators that he'd had while helming the first Star Wars trilogy.
Over a decade before, he was directing for the first time in 22 years.
The budget was not going to be $50 million, but well over $100 million.
And he was paying for the entire thing himself, or Lucasfilm was paying for the entire thing.
themselves. It was certainly a daunting proposition, but he had a young and game cast,
who we discussed, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ewan McGregor, your favorite, William Mason,
six foot three, and we'll talk about the problems his height caused amongst all the shorties
on this film. He also had a loyal and talented team of behind-the-camera help from his exploits
with the young Indiana Jones television show, and of course he had ILM and the best tech wizards
in the biz working with him. And there was only one goal to outdo himself. But there were hints,
Lizzie, that this Star Wars might be a bit different than the ones that we'd all fallen in love with.
As we learned in part one, advances in CGI enabled the Phantom Menace. We discussed Jurassic Park
as this watershed moment. It did a lot more than that. Unlike fans of the original Lizzie,
George Lucas did not hold them in a higher regard from a technical perspective, like to read you a quote
from around this time. The original Star Wars was a joke technically. We did a lot of work,
but there is nothing that I would like to do more than go back and redo all the special effects
have a little more time. No, George. Stop. Stop touching it. That doesn't work with George. George
George will touch it forever. Oh no. As legendary sound designer and editor Ben Burt later said,
quote, I go way back to episode four. I remember at the time George saying that we're going to redo it
someday and fix all the problems. I thought, that's crazy. You just came out with this incredibly
exciting, successful movie that everybody embraced. Isn't it time to move on? Even though Lucas
kind of stepped away from Star Wars in the 80s, he never moved on. And as early as 1993,
he began to think of the new ways that he could fix the originals with the advent of CGI. So,
Lizzie, have you seen the digital re-releases of the original trilogy? Yes, I think I have seen,
some of the critters that are walking around in the background.
There are so many CGI critters added to so many scenes.
Very famously, the do-backs, the giant lizards that the Stormtroopers are writing.
And, of course, there were a couple of added scenes.
There's a cut scene in which Jabba and Han talk in the docking bay
before we meet Han and Grito in the canteena.
Java could be accomplished now with CGI when they'd originally filmed the scene.
Java was actually played by a human character.
and they cut the scene
because it wasn't working
for dramatic reasons
in the original film.
And then, of course,
perhaps most controversially,
Han could be painted
in a morally defensible light
by Lizzie.
By Grito shooting first, right?
Exactly.
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
So VFX supervisor on the Phantom Menace
at the time he was just working at ILM,
Dennis Murren,
recommended that they redo
on top of some of these fixes
a lot of the effects shots
to improve things like explosions
and lasers and things like that as well.
And George says, great, let's fix it all.
And so he pulls the negatives of the original trilogy out of storage in 94.
They're heavily damaged.
They need extensive restoration.
And in August of 95, he releases what I actually think might be the best version of the film.
And this is the original trilogy on VHS.
It doesn't have any added scenes or special effects, but it has THX digitally remastered sound.
And it has the cleaned up and digitally remastered picture.
Great.
So it's everything from the originals, but sure.
sharper with better sound. And I, of course, grew up on those. Lizzie, you probably did too.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And I love those versions. I want to, by the way, I want to go back and
defend myself a little bit. Oh. When I say this is not the worst movie we've ever watched. I don't even
think this is technically like a bad movie in particular. I just don't like it. It's not my thing.
Yeah. It's not the same as what was magical about the first ones. And would I watch this voluntarily?
Absolutely not. But that's okay. That's all right.
have to defend yourself, Lizzie. I agree. I'm a huge Star Wars fan. And actually, of the original
prequels, this one is the toughest to get through, in my opinion. That's what I was wondering,
because I remember kind of enjoying some, maybe the other two a little bit more, a little bit of a
crush on Hayden Christensen. He's my neighbor, and he's very attractive. Again, we'll get to that
a little later with reactions to the films. But I think that because Lucas had laid out the story for
parts two and three, but he didn't really have a story set for part one, this feels
like filler as a result of a bit of...
Yeah, it's just a lot of table setting.
It's, yeah.
Exactly.
All right.
Continuing on, these VHS copies, Lizzie, were incredibly successful.
They sold 28 million copies and netted 100 million in profits for Lucasfilm in 1995.
So the Star Wars gravy train is a hummin.
Meanwhile, Hasbro had acquired Kenner Toys, which, if you remember from our first episode, created
the original line of toys for Star Wars in a risky move back in the 80s before toys were successfully
tied to movies. And they released a new line of Star Wars figures. These were the ones, again,
that I grew up with called The Power of the Force. No more the Forces Forever because maybe it wouldn't
be. Who knows? According to a manager at F.A.O. Schwartz in New York, it wasn't kids who were primarily
interested. It was adult fans and collectors. That sounds right. Yeah, it's like the first time we're
seeing this. And I think this is just also before the Beanie Baby craze, which I also loved and
remember, it's kind of like when America became toy and collecting crazy. This is mid-90s?
Yeah, 95. This is like, I think, right around when Beanie Babies are starting. Yeah, exactly.
What a weird time in America. I had so many. I did too. The Princess Diana one is so weird.
I had it encased in its plastic container as though it would make me money. It's going to send me to
college. Yeah. And then you threw it away.
This is interesting because, of course,
Lucas is making the toys
because he is trying to make a movie for children,
as he has explicitly said,
and the toys are being bought by adult fans.
So...
I, like, are these movies for kids?
I understand that kids can enjoy them,
but, like, they're pretty complex,
and this one in particular is nearly impossible
for a 35-year-old adult to understand, so...
I agree.
Yeah, I think from scene to scene, it oscillates.
There are some scenes where I think,
Oh my gosh, it's a Pratt fall with Jar Jar getting electrocuted, you know, by the pod racer.
It's a scene for a child.
And then the next scene is about, you know, the moral quandary of slavery on Tatooine and
Quigone seems weirdly okay with it.
And so it's a little difficult to follow tonally.
So in November of 1996, Lucas holds a licensee summit at the Marin County Civic Center.
This is not the first licensee summit he's held, but it's the biggest one this close to the release of the films.
600 people attend licensees and retailers.
Everybody wants a chance to license Star Wars with their products.
We're talking everything from like Taco Bell to Pepsi to mom and pop shops.
Great.
The parking attendants are using brand new lightsaber toys to guide and park cars.
Oh my God.
They then hand them out to everybody that's in attending.
Where's my Taco Bell, Jar Jar, Bank's Gordita Crunch?
I'm sure it's around.
At this point, the original trilogy had brought in over $3 billion in licensing fees.
Which is just ridiculous.
Yeah.
So in 1996, Star Wars action figures once again rose to the top.
They were the top-selling toy for boys and the overall second best-selling toy behind Barbie.
And I believe Star Wars remains the second most successful toy line behind Barbie of all time,
which when you think about the fact that it started over 25 years after Barbie, I believe, is pretty incredible.
Now, the original toys, Lizzie, were even hotter.
The vinyl-caped Jawa from 1978, which sold for $3 at the time, was going for $1,400 by 1997.
LucasArts was a top five video game studio by revenue.
The Star Wars novels were book-for-book the single most valuable active franchise in publishing at that point in time.
F.A.O. Schwartz and Neiman Marcus were selling limited edition full-size Darth Vader mannequins for $5,000.
I do remember seeing one at the FAA Schwartz in Seattle.
Like, I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my entire life.
I'm just creeped out by who bought that because it's $5,000.
So it's like it's not going in a kid's room.
You may not be my father, but you're my daddy, Darth.
All right.
At the conference, Lizzie, the schedule for the films is confirmed.
The first film is going to release in May of 1999, the second film in 2001, the third in 2003.
The schedule would slip.
It would go 99, 2002, 2005.
but close enough.
Most exciting of all,
Lucas was going to pave the way
for the new trilogy
with the special edition
re-releases of the original.
And this is where people realize
the devil's hands have been busy,
as Christian Bale says,
in that one random Terminator movie.
That same month,
November of 1996,
George Lucas released a trailer
for the special edition
re-releases of the original trilogy
and people lost their minds.
So these changes, I can't get an exact number.
It seems like they cost between $10 and $20 million to make.
So not nothing.
Fox put up at least 10 of that, and it seems like Lucas put up five.
Huge gamble.
$10 to $20 million on re-releasing a movie that had been released 20 years prior.
But a lot of people think it was a calculated move so Fox could guarantee distribution rights
to the prequels and everything else that George Lucas had planned.
and it paid off.
They were insanely financially successful.
The re-release of a New Hope in January
became the biggest January open ever.
Wow.
For any movie.
And it was a re-release.
Not everybody, though, was excited.
A lot of the older fans were upset
by the inclusion of a kind of weird-looking job of the hut
or Grito Shooting First,
which kind of took away from Hans' gray moral character.
Yeah, I really don't like that.
Yeah, because I love kind of dirtbag Harrison Ford.
Yes.
I miss that too.
George Lucas, though, was resolute.
He said, this is the movie I wanted it to be,
and I'm sorry you saw a half-completed film and fell in love with it,
which is pretty harsh considering he added about two to four minutes to the total.
You know, he basically altered between two and four minutes of the total film,
and he's saying that it was only half-completed.
So Lucas is a little prone to hyperbole.
So we talked about this bifurcation in the fan base, the simple version.
There's those who grew up with the originals, Gen X, and those for whom the special editions were the first time experiencing them in the theater.
And that was you and me and everybody we knew, millennials.
So some fans are starting to realize that Star Wars is changing.
But in a lot of ways, Lizzie, it was actually proceeding in a very similar fashion to the originals.
They were going to shoot on film because digital cameras were not yet there.
This is the last Star Wars film to shoot almost entirely.
on film. And I think you can kind of tell. It still looks really nice in a lot of the non-digital
scenes. Yeah, it does look nice. There would be some location work, but most of it would be shot on a
soundstage. They're going to shoot it at Leavesden Studios in Watford, England. This is a former
Rolls-Royce factory converted into a soundstage for 1995's Golden Eye. Can't wait to cover that
insane movie. It is an 850,000 square foot building, and they filled it with 600 people working
three shifts 24 hours a day to build all of the sets in time. They rented it for two and a half years.
Wow. Mostly for pickups as they were in editorial. They of course returned to Tunisia to recreate Tatouin,
which they'd done for the first film, and they shot in Italy at the Royal Palace of Caserta
for Queen Amidales Palace. Oh, cool. Yeah. So there were some difficulties on location. If you remember
from our episode on the first film, Tunisia is not an easy place to shoot.
in. It is incredibly hot. There are lots of snakes and things that could bite you. A lot of people
got dysentery the first time around. And the actors were wearing thick, unbreathable prosthetics,
mostly the folks that were dressed up like aliens. So, you know, imagine 110 plus degree
heat and you have 40 pounds of silicone around your face and you're trying to breathe and speak.
No, no, thank you. One night a storm did rip through the area where they were filming, just like in
76. It tore apart sets and props.
including the Podracer engines, which actually were practical.
So when you see Jake Lloyd, you know, Tulin with his little socket wrench on the Podracer,
like, that's all practical, you know, built.
And there are a lot of really amazing practical sets in this film before they kind of went to entirely blue screen.
And then, of course, most importantly, Liam Neeson's wig and beard disappeared.
And it caused a big hullabaloo as they got blown away.
He has very pretty hair in this.
He does.
Nothing was more difficult than shooting against blue screens.
which hadn't really been done before, at least not at this scale.
So, Lizzie, we talked briefly about all the CGI used in Young Indiana Jones,
and a lot of it was replacing map paintings with digital backgrounds.
So the difference is, obviously, a map painting sits between the camera and what's being photographed,
whereas a digital background sits on the far side of what's being photographed and the subject.
So a map painting can be used on location to extend a cliff, for example,
or to obscure something.
With blue screens, though, you don't even have to go to location.
You can just stay on a soundstage, build a part of a set,
throw a giant blue screen behind people,
and they don't have to go anywhere.
And so the actors had no context for where they were in these scenes.
And ILM hadn't finished the backgrounds yet either.
So George Lucas would be on a closed circuit television feed with ILM.
He would get the description of the background,
and then he'd go to the actors and he'd say,
all right, Natalie, so this scene, we have a waterfalls in the background here, and this is going on here, and he would just describe it to the actors, and then they had to kind of wing it. And Lucas is not known as being the greatest communicator, so I can imagine, as I'm sure you can, as an actress, how challenging that might have been.
especially because this was pretty new technology at this point, it sounds like. So it's not like
there's a lot of frame of reference for what this is supposed to be like or any kind of practice
they may have had previously on this. This is probably totally new for almost all of these actors.
I am sure it is. And especially if you look at the films they've done before this,
you and McGregor, Natalie Portman, they're coming from independent film. Liam Neeson is coming from
English productions, you know, not science fiction, for example. So,
yeah, I think this is very new for everybody involved. And it was new for the set decorators and
production designers as well. So the plan was basically they were going to build the portions of the
set required only to the height of the tallest actor, which was a really good cost-saving strategy
until six-foot-four Liam Neeson showed up on set. He is gigantic. I have a particular set of
skills and one of those being a giant of a man. And Rick McCallum says that that actually costs them
tens of thousands of dollars, just expanding the set to make it tall enough for him.
Good for you, Liam Mason.
And if you watch the Making Up documentary, you can actually see some really fun footage of
George Lucas reviewing these enormous storyboards with two highlighters, one pink and one yellow,
and anything he marks with one is going to be real like a build, and anything he marks with
the other will be CGI.
And that's how they're determining kind of how they're going to do what.
Now, Liam Neeson had a particularly tough time with this, including the one scene when he's
walking next to Wado, which is the weird flying bug monster, slave owner, on Tatooine.
And I'll let Liam, as he recounted the story on Conan O'Brien's podcast, walk us through
his experience, acting across a tennis ball for the first time in his career.
I didn't know what this thing was going to look like.
So I'm, you know, I'm acting to a guy with a stick and an orange or a green tennis ball stuck
in the top that's going to be eventually this flying little monster.
So I'm in the makeup
I get my wig on, my beard
and all that stuff. And she says
Oh, Liam, makeup lady says,
I did see
a mock-up of the wee
monster. You could be a monkey
smoking the pipe. No one's going to be looking at you.
Isn't that nice to hear just before you go out?
And I had a little lines to say on this thing, you know,
to this tennis ball, you know?
And right enough, you see the scene
It's like, wow, that's amazing.
What are you doing here, Jeddah?
I love that makeup, lady.
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
No one's going to see you.
No one's going to.
You could be a monkey smoking a cigar.
No one's going to be looking at you love.
She's right.
All I remember in that scene is Wado's absolutely disgusting chin pub situation,
chin beard.
It's horrible.
We'll get to the design of Wado and many of the characters.
towards the end of this episode.
Now, Lizzie, complicating all of this,
as we've mentioned, is the fact that George Lucas
is returning to directing a feature film
for the first time in 20-plus years.
And while he's always been known
for his brilliant imagination
and storytelling abilities,
he has never been known as a good communicator with actors.
We talked about this in our coverage
of A New Hope, and I would like to read a couple of quotes from both Lucas and some of his collaborators
about his style. George Lucas once said,
It isn't about trying to find the motivation for every moment. I'm not like some directors
who will sit for days and analyze what is going on, which maybe not a great place to start.
Ron Howard said about the same. I don't think George is interested in collaboration with an actor.
He's not a kick-it-around kind of guy. All right. Mark Han.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if there were a way to make movies without actors,
George would do it.
Harrison Ford.
Lucas only had two directions for actors.
Okay, same thing, only better, and faster, more intense.
And Kerry Fisher said that his style of directing was to avoid the actors entirely.
Yikes.
Yeah.
Also interesting, considering he specifically chose in Jake Lloyd,
the actor who he said would require the most direction
and the most editing massaging in order to make the performance work.
It also didn't help that by this point,
Lucas and Star Wars are so famous,
and the cast is so young,
that the dynamic is drastically different than the original trilogy.
So if you remember in our coverage of the first film,
Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford in particular,
would just tell Lucas, I can't say this
when they got a particularly insane or exposition-heavy bit of dialogue.
Harrison Ford at one point threatened to tie George Lucas to a chair
and make him say the lines just to prove that they weren't working.
And he could have done it.
It's a very big man.
Marsha Lucas, it's been said, helped George rewrite his dialogue
to make it sound more natural.
And of course, she is not involved in the production at this point.
That's not to say that George Lucas didn't listen to his actors.
He did.
although maybe he shouldn't have in a couple of instances.
You may have noticed an unusually flat performance from Natalie Portman when she is Queen Amadala.
I would describe it not so much as flat and more as Elizabeth Holmes.
There is a vocal affectation that doesn't make a ton of sense.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
My blood works fine.
I'm so sorry, Chris.
I believe it's you.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
That's right.
Thank you.
Yes.
They are not.
Yes.
Yes.
The one thing.
I know.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
All right, Natalie Portman, she went to Japan before filming,
and she wanted to channel elements of Kabuki Theater
into her performance.
And so that is actually why you have the very unemotive,
flat performance style when she is Amadala.
She wants to reveal nothing in order to maintain power
in these scenes when she is dealing with Senator Palpatine, for example.
She's 15, 16, so we're not going to blame her for that.
And I think she's great when she's Padmei in the first.
Yeah, she is great when she's Padme.
It's just, it's a challenging tone to pull off.
It's really disorienting and strange.
Yeah.
So I think the original films really benefited from the personalities of Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher.
And I think you can feel Liam Neeson's personality really shine through in this movie, too, as you mentioned.
So I think more experienced actors are able to find themselves in the roles.
Yeah, Alec Guinness was beautiful.
Absolutely.
And McGregor eventually gets there.
I think he's just a little young, and he actually doesn't have that much to say in this film.
So I think that one of the reasons the prequels in particular, this movie feels a little humorless and stilted relative to the originals is that you did not have a cast that could find the humanity in their roles in the way that you did in the first films.
Yeah.
So Lucas also didn't have a producer like Gary Kurtz pushing back on him.
Rick McCallum didn't really view it as his job to second-guess Lucas's creative instincts.
George Lucas himself once said, the great thing about Rick is that he never says no.
And I don't think he meant this in a condescending way.
I think he meant it generously.
Like, Rick is a good producer.
He is trying to help me execute my vision.
And McCallum himself described a producer's job as being to enable the writer-director to
fulfill whatever it is that's in their mind's eye, not to necessarily collaborate in
the way that Kurtz felt it was his responsibility to do on the earlier films.
Now, to his credit, McCallum brought this film in on, I believe, eventually what the agreed upon budget was.
And one of the reasons Kurtz and Lucas had a falling out is that Kurtz did not bring the second film in under budget.
So again, different definitions of what a producer should be.
But let's talk about one of the highlights of the film that I think Lucas and his team nailed.
And that is the lightsaber duels.
Yeah, they look great.
They look great.
They're a huge step up from the originals, in my opinion, because they're so much more kinetic.
If the originals were medieval-style lumbering broadsword fights,
these were much more modern in the vein of something like
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
So George Lucas wanted a more energized version of the duels from the original
Trilogies.
His logic was basically, these are the best Jedi ever in their primes fighting, right?
So we need to see them at their peak in a way that we wouldn't have seen in the original
Trilogies. So stunt coordinator Nick Gillard comes in and he's got this great resume. He'd been in the
military, ran away from the military to join the circus, and then he became a stunt man, all by the age of 18.
Wow. So he described the approach to choreographing the duels as wanting to make it seem like the Jedi
had studied every type of sword play across history. He choreographed a test fight and he described it as a game
of chess at a thousand miles per hour. So obviously, Ewan, Negriger and Liam Neeson's Obi-Wan and
Quigon would have to show their skills, but the real lynchpin was Darth Mall.
Double-edged lightsaber, brand new to the movies, and he has to fight two people at the same
time.
And he was originally going to be played by Benicio del Toro.
What?
That's right.
Del Toro was actually signed on to play the Sith Lord, but he dropped out when Lucas
cut most of Darth Mall's dialogue.
I cannot see that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know. It's hard now, but I love Benicio. He's great. He's great. Maybe it would have been great. Who knows.
So Lucas and Gillard turned to the 21-year-old Scottish stuntman Ray Park, who had been hired, at least in part, because of his experience with Wushu, a martial art.
I mentioned Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. A lot of that film uses Wushu in it as well. And I think some of the similarities stem from the shared lineage with that martial art.
So Lucas and Gillard wanted an actor who could perform his own stunts. Why not a stuntman who could act?
And Lizzie, you actually have seen him before.
Ray Park played Toad and X-Men.
Oh, okay.
Park, though, did not have the voice they wanted,
much like Darth Vader and David Proust on the first film.
So instead of James Earl Jones,
they bring in actor Peter Serafinoitz.
Do you know Peter Serafinovitz?
He's like a tall, handsome, British actor with a deep voice.
I always remember him as Ed and Sean's roommate and Sean of the Dead.
Yes, that is who I thought it was.
Yeah.
The Tick, right?
Yes, the Tate.
tick, exactly. Very, very funny, baritone voice actor. So he gets cast as the voice of Darth Mall
and he gets brought in to an ADR booth or automated dialogue replacement, also known as looping when
they loop the film so an actor can replace their lines with a higher quality recording. And he is
going to perform these lines. And as he says, normally, everybody else sits outside the booth and
listens, but he walked in and George Lucas walked into the booth with him.
Oh, no.
He sat directly behind him in this very small room.
No, no.
And he then asked George for some direction.
And I'd like to play Sarah Finowitz's description of how George Lucas guided him through his
performance as Darth Mall, the spiritual successor to Darth Vader in the Phantom Menace.
And so I said to George, as I called him, I said, uh, I said, uh, I said,
And how do you want me to do this?
What direction can you give me?
And he said, just make him evil.
Let him sound real evil.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
So just make him sound evil.
It was just evil.
Great.
That was all the direction he got.
And Peter Serafinoitz recorded the lines.
And then George went back to set to do more lightsabers.
So Ray Park, meanwhile, was rehearsing for up to 10 hours a day.
coming up with new moves, which were based around Darth Mall's now-famous double-sided
lightsaber.
Which is pretty fun.
Apparently, it was actually designed by comic book artist Christian Gossett.
He claims that he came up with the idea and faxed the design to George Lucas in 1994 for approval
to use in a comic book series, and then it was just used later in the movie.
And Gossett was a little annoyed that he didn't get credit for it, although he did also say
they definitely spruced it up a bit.
So who knows if it was exactly the same design.
Again, the influence of Star Wars Lizzie loomed large over the actors.
Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor started doing their first lightsaber scene,
and George Lucas had to call cut because they were going,
and they were doing the sounds, and he pulled them aside and said,
we can add that in later, guys, you don't have to do those noises.
So the level of physicality that they were bringing to these fights did add risks,
and there was at least one close call on set
with Obi-Wan getting thrown backwards by Darth Mall
with the force push.
Andreas Petrides, stuntman for Obi-1,
said he thought he'd broken his neck.
After they set up this complicated stunt,
they used an air ramp to shoot him through the air.
It fired late,
blasted him into the ground,
put a ton of pressure on his neck,
and he couldn't feel anything from the neck down for two minutes.
Oh, my God.
He was thankfully fine.
I feel like that's where so many people get hurt.
Is these things where they're yanked backwards really quickly?
There's so many times when that ends up in a horrible neck or spinal injury.
Absolutely.
Overall, Lizzie, production was, from what I've read, fairly smooth.
And a lot of that has to do with the fact that Lucas and McCallum were hyper-focused to staying both on schedule and on budget.
As Lucas later said, when you're making a $100 million movie and it's your money, pretty much all the money you've got,
there's a huge risk. Studios can take that risk and then write it off onto something else.
I didn't have anything else. I was gambling everything again. As we mentioned in our first half of this
episode, he had gone broke during the filming of Empire Strikes Back, and it's not something he wanted to do again.
But it wasn't just a fear of losing his own money. It's also clear that Lucas took a lot of pride
in supporting so many talented film workers through his companies and his films, and he viewed it
as a great responsibility. So I want to play a quick clip of Dale Pollock,
who was his erstwhile biographer from our first coverage who wrote Skywalking.
And this is an interview in which Dale Pollack describes the loyalty that George Lucas inspired,
and this was back in the mid-1980s.
He is not what you would call a charismatic personality.
He doesn't inspire the kind of loyalty that you might think somebody like Francis Coppola does among his associates.
There is not the strokes and the encouragement and the pats on the back that you see among other Hollywood work.
And yet there is a fanatical loyalty among his employees, both to Lucas as a person and to the goals he has set out for himself to achieve.
He is extremely generous.
On Empire, he took everyone who had worked for him from the inception of Lucasfilm, which was in the early 1970s,
and gave them all a pro-rated share of Empire's profits.
This was everybody from the janitors to the president of the company.
I think this was unprecedented, not only in the movie business, but in an important.
business, but in American industry. Wow. Pretty impressive. Yeah. So Lucas obviously feels this
incredible amount of responsibility, and he's attempting to do something that has not only never been
done at this budget level, it's never been done at any budget level. So let's put some numbers to it.
So over at ILM, they're trying to do the impossible. As Rick McCallum said, a big film has maybe 250
effect shots. I believe in Jurassic Park, Lizzie, which you covered, it was under 100, right? It was 90-something.
63. 63 in Jurassic Park. Thank you. In Titanic, you had, you know, 500 around there. In The Phantom Menace,
they were aiming for between 1,700 and 2,000 VFX shots. Yeah. So roughly 30 times as many as Jurassic
Park. It actually got so stressful that animation director Rob Coleman drove to Skywalker Ranch,
to resign his position to Lucas in person.
He started talking about how stressed he was,
the lack of sleep and the pressure on the film,
and Lucas cut him off and said,
what are you talking about?
And Coleman said,
I don't want to let the entire world down
that's waiting on this movie with bad effects.
And Lucas said,
you're working for one person.
You got to make one person happy.
That's me.
And I'm happy.
I think the animation you guys are doing is great.
Lucas told Coleman,
it was his job to worry about the rest of the
world and he wasn't worried about them. We're making these films for me. You're making me happy
so you can relax and you can go back to ILM and everything will be fine. And apparently it worked.
And Rob Coleman went back and he said he was fine. He slept like a baby. He was able to get the
work done and he was able to focus. And I'd want to make the point briefly that I think this is
where Lucas doesn't get enough credit as a director. He was willing to shoulder all of this.
Yeah. And he was not going to put it on the people beneath him. And I think that in
When we've covered these films, there have been times in which the director puts their fear of failure or perceived problems on those around them, which is a very natural thing to do.
And I don't think Lucas does that.
Or passes the buck afterwards, and I don't think he does that either.
I agree.
That's not to say he wasn't worried.
He was really, really, really, really worried.
Apparently, Frank Oz later said that he was talking to George, and he was like, this thing.
is going to be huge. It's going to be amazing. And George just said, you can destroy these things,
you know, it is possible. So George was very worried about ruining Star Wars. He was also worried about
ruining Lucasfilm. And he was also worried about something he'd never had to worry about before.
And that is the potential of leaks through this newfangled thing called the internet. George Lucas no longer
had to worry about traditional media. Fan sites and message boards created a far more pernicious
potential for leaks.
Cast and crew had to sign confidentiality agreements, and the actors only received pages
of the scenes that they were doing that day, and then they had to be returned at the end of the day,
but that didn't stop the rumors from flying.
So Lizzie, let's start talking about the rumors.
By 1996, the young internet was ablaze with speculation on the project all over these websites,
ain't it cool news, which was run by Harry Knowles we discussed in Lord of the Rings,
the Force.net, Jedi.net, prequelwatch.com, countdown.com.
rebel scum.com, which when you read it looks kind of like something else.
And ToysGurus.com, which was focused on toys and memorabilia.
Let's talk about some of the best and worst rumors.
Yoda would be entirely CGI.
False for this film, but eventually would be true.
Yeah.
Liam Neeson would play Anakin's father.
False, but, you know, kind of spiritually accurate.
Tim Roth begged for a part in the film.
That seems likely false.
I have no way of knowing.
Harry Connick Jr. was going to be in the movie.
I mean, new canteen a scene with him tickle in the Ivories.
Yeah.
Charlton Heston would cameo as a Jedi master and just shoot everybody.
Yeah, you can pry the lightsaber out of my cold dead hands.
This one would have been cool.
Kate Winslet was going to play a rebel alliance leader.
False, but could have been fun.
This would have been what, right after Titanic?
Yeah, like literally contemporaneous to it.
Okay.
Here he comes again.
Russell Crow was cast.
Yes.
Yes. Just put him in everything.
I knew you'd like that.
And that Spielberg would direct at least one of the prequels.
Again, Lucas had asked him to, but he turned it down.
He said, no, thank you.
My favorite rumor.
A huge chunk of the movie was intentionally filmed out of focus
to hide the subpar special effects of industrial light and magic.
What?
That doesn't make any sense.
I know.
It's really stupid.
It's the internet.
The internet's always been bad.
What are you going to do?
This is, I think, the most present.
Recession rumor. Lucas later said, quote, I heard that I was going to take Alec Guinness's face from a 40-year-old movie and put it on an actor playing young Obi-Wan in the new movie. He thought it was outlandish. They'd do it now. And not only that, one of the first films they did it in was Rogue One. Peter Cushing was digitally brought back from the dead as Grand Moff Tarkin and Carrie Fisher was de-aged and placed at the end of the film. And of course, many, many more instance than
since, including Mark Hamill. So that rumor really did see the potential for deepfakes down the line.
Good for whoever that random message board 40-year-old dude was. Good for you, sir.
Wherever you are. So in September of 1998, Lucas makes a big announcement, the name of the film.
He puts it on Star Wars.com and everybody is stoked because they're like, it's going to be called
the balance of the force. It's going to be called Guardians of the Force. It's going to be called
shadows of the empire. It's going to be called Knights of the Republic. And then he goes,
the phantom menace. And everybody goes, what? Yeah, I still don't get it. I think it has to do with
the false threat that Palpatine has created in order to ascend in terms of political power. But I
could be completely wrong because, of course, Lucas was really just pulling from the old serials that he
liked to read as a child. There was a line of books called the Phantom Books from the 30s, and they
were called The Phantom Strikes Back, The Torch of Doom, the Scarlet Menace,
and it seems like he kind of just took a couple he liked and stuck them together and came up
with the title.
I actually liked the title.
I think it's fun.
It's never bothered me.
Some people hoped that the title might change, famously Return to the Jedi changed from
Revenge of the Jedi before it was released.
And others claimed it was the first time they wondered if the movie would fail to reach their
lofty expectations.
And meanwhile, George Lucas was about to experience that same feeling.
entering post-production. He was heavily involved in the edit. Paul Martin Smith and Ben Burt are the credited
editors, but Lucas was in the room all the time, and digital technology is allowing him to get involved
in ways he never was before, including split takes. So, Lizzie, are you familiar with what a split take is?
No. Tell me what it is. So let's say you have a shot of two people, one on the left side of the frame
and one on the right side of the frame. And the old days, if the person on the right side of the frame did something
that didn't work in the scene, you had to throw the whole shot away.
But now you could split the take down the middle and use a different take for the person on the right than the person on the left.
And all of a sudden, the amount of possibilities exploded exponentially for Ben Burt and George Lucas.
And George loved it. And Ben Burt seems to have politely put up with it.
he did say, normally you reject whole shots because one thing is wrong, but now you can keep the good
thing in the shot and just throw away the bad. It did, I think, result in a lot of micromanagement
and massaging in a way that had not previously been possible. Now, Lucas did quickly realize he may
have gotten a bit lost in the weeds after a rough, rough cut screening. You can actually see this
in the making of documentary. I give them a ton of credit for including this in the behind-the-scenes
documentary because it's actually a really great example of what it's like to watch an assembly
cut or a rough cut, which is really brutal because the movie kind of sucks when you're first
starting to edit it. So Lucas sits down with his team. Rick McCallum's there, Doug Chang,
editor Ben Burt, a bunch of other people, they're in the screening room, they play the movie,
they bring the lights up, Lucas is the first to speak. And he's like, it's a little disjointed.
And then he admits, I may have gone too far in a few places. And then editor
Ben Burt just breaks it down.
And he says,
tonally, it's all over the place.
At the end, for example,
you've got a wacky scene with Anakin,
then the death of a mentor,
then a high point,
then a low point.
And the problem is,
by intercutting so many different narratives,
Lucas has created a really tightly interwoven
set of threads.
And if you pull one,
the entire thing falls apart.
And it's the exact same thing
that had happened to him
over 20 years earlier
on American Graffiti.
With American Graffiti,
Marcia kept telling him,
the movie's not working.
Let me take a crack out.
And you're like,
no, Marsha, I got it.
I know what I'm doing.
No, Marcia, no, Marcia.
And finally, she said,
George, give me 24 hours with the movie.
And Marcia sat down
and she just let each sequence
breathe a little bit more.
And it worked.
And that was the version
that even though the studio didn't like it,
audiences fell in love with
and became a huge commercial hit.
The difference is now
every scene is causally linked.
So with American graffiti,
there were somewhat independent stories.
And no, it's like you can't get to Thebe to see the queen if you don't get in the bongo and go under the water and do the scene with the fish.
Then you got to meet Jar Jar Binks. So it's a domino problem.
You can tell that some stuff is missing from this.
There's one moment where I think Quagon is like cleaning off a wound on Anakin's arm or something.
And there's no reason he would have had it.
but it is like an important conversation they obviously needed to keep.
There are a few moments like that where it's like, okay, something definitely got dropped.
It's interesting because you can see Rick McCallum, if you watch the documentary,
kind of consoling Bert and Lucas saying like, it's not so bad.
The first Star Wars threw a lot of information at the audience and they still followed it,
all of which is true.
But Lucas, to his credit, doesn't really buy it.
And he basically says, this is the same type of movie, yes, that I've done before,
but this is a much more extreme version of it.
And he went on to say, basically,
if this movie is a little intense for us,
it's going to make a regular person go nuts.
And regular people were already going nuts.
So in November of 1998, six months before the film's release,
Lucas drops a two-minute-and-10-second trailer in 26 cities,
and people start losing their minds.
They are buying tickets to Meet Joe Black and Waterboy
just to see the trailer,
My poor Micho Black, Lizzie, people were leaving the movie before it even started.
I did that for the two towers and Return in the King.
I for sure paid to go see the trailers.
Wow.
So some theaters reported that half the audience was leaving the movie after the trailer.
And so as a result, they actually put the trailers back where they originally went,
which was trailing the movie, hence the name a trailer.
I will say this trailer is great.
I don't know if you've seen it, Lizzie.
it plays like a greatest hits of Star Wars.
And the music is fantastic.
The pod racing looks exciting.
The set design, the costumes.
Everything about the movie that looks so good when you watch it
without the weighed down clunky exposition that you get when you kind of see the finished film.
It really is wonderful.
There are reports of tears of joy from audience members.
There was actually a bootleg recording of the trailer that got put up on the internet
and you can hear people like screaming in the audience.
You know, the
comes up, you know, the brass comes in.
And it was amazing.
I mean, I really think it was a religious experience for some people.
And this did lead to Lucasfilm uploading the trailer to Star Wars.com.
It was one of the first trailers put online.
It was downloaded over a million times.
I don't even know if a million households had, you know,
fast enough broadband at this point to download it.
Peter Serafinoitz later captured the excitement by saying when he saw the trailer
for the movie he was going to be in,
he was like, this is sci-fi meets.
Felini. And that's what the trailer feels like. It looks so sophisticated and so amazing. And of course,
compare this to the original Star Wars trailer, which started running months ahead of its May
1977 release date, and Fox actually pulled it from theaters because audiences were apparently
booing and laughing. So it's the opposite reaction that the original got. Fandom has reached a fever
pitch. Fox is really worried about scalping. Like, this is going to be a T-Swift before T-Swift had even
happened. And so they decided for the film's first two weeks, you can't buy advanced tickets.
What do people do? They camped out. L.A., San Francisco, New York, as early as a month in advance,
lines start to form outside of theaters. The Fraternal Order of the Bounty Hunters, which is an
online group of fans, had a shift system and a $700 urban camping permit from City Hall.
If you did a 25-hour shift in the month ahead of the release, you got one ticket. There was a little kid whose
hippie mom dropped him off to hang out in the line all day because that was free babysitting.
Oh.
He became known as Lil Anakin.
And apparently it helped keep things nice and not so rowdy because there was like a little
kid around.
They were accosted by passers by.
People threw water balloons at them.
One of the water balloons was apparently filled with maple syrup, which is very rude.
Although some people were much kinder.
A local pizza shop offered free pizza, R.A.I. donated tents.
IBM gave them three thinkpad laptops.
They ran T1 internet from a nearby coffee shop,
and the number of the payphone next to the theater was posted online
so people from around the world could call and talk to the people in line,
which I thought was really cool.
Wow.
Lucas himself sent a Chewbacca-shaped ice cream cake to those in line,
and producer Rick McCallum came down on occasion to hang out.
So they were really encouraging, you know, of this fan base.
Yeah, what a scene.
Lucas did not have full control in one original.
The music.
Well, yeah, you sure can't.
You're not going to tell John Williams what he can and can't do.
That's right.
Williams came back and he wrote some brilliant music for the film,
revisiting a lot of the themes from the originals.
But, of course, the theme that has become most famous is perhaps duel of the fates.
Lizzie, could you sing a little duel of the fates for us?
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-n-n-n-n-n-l.
The other part.
It's great.
It reminds me of Lord of the Rings
of kind of the Casa Doom
with the Balrog.
And this obviously came up before that.
So, duel of the fates,
recorded by the London Symphony Orchestra,
took up only a small portion of the film,
the final lightsaber duel.
It became iconic.
The lyrics are actually based
on a medieval Welsh poem called
Cad Godot or the Battle of the Trees.
I apologize for the...
enunciation. Legendary enchanter Gwydian animates trees of the forest as an army. That is the logline
of this poem. Sounds really cool. Sounds a little more fun than Phantom Menace. Williams had the poem
translated into Sanskrit loosely, then rearranged it so the Sanskrit was no longer recognizable,
and that's how you get all those really cool syllables in the song. It was originally written
just to play it across the end credits, but then they actually slotted it into the film.
and it was so popular that the music video for the theme debuted on MTV's Total Request Live.
What?
Yeah.
It was the first orchestra piece to have a video debut on MTV.
That's amazing.
Pretty cool.
But Lizzie, it was not the most important music being recorded in the spring of 1999 because Weird Al Yankovitz was working on his new album running with scissors.
I love Weird Al.
I saw this tour immediately.
after I saw Star Wars.
This movie's about my childhood.
Weird Al wants to write a song about the new movie,
and he wants to set it to Don McLean's American Pie,
because what's more American than Star Wars?
So he calls George Lucas, probably calls Lucas film,
and says, can I see an advanced screening of the film?
And they say, no.
So he says, what am I going to do?
The movie's supposed to release in May,
and his album's coming out in June.
So he can't write the song after the movie releases.
They won't be able to mix it in time.
So he turns to the end.
internet. He collects all the rumors, and as he later said, the song was entirely based on
internet rumors. I gathered all the leaked info I could find about the movie from all the various
Star Wars websites and was able to piece together the basic plot of the movie. Wow. And Weird Al
got it entirely right. That's amazing. Of everyone, Weird Al nailed it. Just to be sure, he bought a
$500 ticket for a charity screening of the film, which was two days before the film's actual release,
just to make sure before they mixed the song that he'd gotten it right,
and they only had changed like two lines and the whole thing.
He got the whole plot right.
Guys, go listen to the song.
It's amazing.
It's called The Saga Vigends.
It's really fun.
It's incredible.
Smart man.
But he wasn't the only one trying to get a sneak peek, Lizzie.
On May 2nd of 1999, toy stores around the country opened at midnight
to release the new Phantom Menace merchandise.
The FAA Schwartz in Manhattan had a line of hundreds of people outside waiting to get inside.
And of course, a week before the worldwide release of the film, George Lucas and his fans briefly crossed paths when he attended the cast and crew screening at the Coronet Theater in San Francisco for ILM and the ILM employees.
So Lucas and his children show up. Francis Ford Coppola comes to see the film. And they're walking past these guys that have been intense for a month outside on the street. And it's this amazing moment, you know, where Lucas is getting to experience the film with all of his close.
as collaborators and the fans are going to get to see it shortly after.
And they even invited some of the fans in when they realized they had extra seats in the theater,
which I thought was really cool that they would include some of them.
But those people were branded as traitors by the rest of the people online.
One reaction, Lizzie, did not seem to bode well for the film's prospects.
Francis Ford Coppola apparently stepped out of the movie roughly an hour in
and took a 30-minute cigar break in the middle of the movie.
Wow.
To which I'll say, I think a lot of people did that during Megalopolis.
I don't know.
I've seen a lot of videos going around on TikTok of people enjoying essentially private screenings
of Megalopolis because no one else is in the theater and they're having a great time.
A great time.
I wish we had done that.
I regret not doing it.
Me too.
Now, there were some concerns in the fan community based on the trailers and some reports from
set about the film.
Seth Stevenson, a young reporter for Newsweek, published a roundup of these rumors.
Too much cheesy CGI,
the tone seemed too upbeat or childish,
and Jake Lloyd apparently could not act
and had been nicknamed Manikin Skywalker,
which is a very cruel but also clever nickname.
And apparently this was according to leaks from people involved in the film.
And this really rankled Ron Howard,
who, of course, is a former child actor.
So Ron Howard saw the piece,
and he wrote to the editor.
He called the piece Snide and Incipid,
and he said that the pot shot at 9-year-old Jake Lloyd
was downright irresponsible.
Now, there are aspects of the letter
that I directionally agree with.
As we mentioned, I do think there's a lot of CGI
and the tone is a little too upbeat for my personal taste.
However, as Ron Howard wrote,
movies are subject to public scrutiny, yes,
but for Newsweek to attack a child's performance
based on rumor and without even having seen the movie
is shameful.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Howard described the film as truly amazing and Lloyd's performance as terrific.
Those are not sentiments I agree with, but I do think he was trying to make a point and support his friend.
There are all sorts of questions about should the reporter have punched down on Jake Lloyd, should Ron Howard have punched down on the reporter?
I think in the end it was a bit of a nothing burger, but it was a harbinger of what was to come for Jake Lloyd.
At the time, most critics actually had more positive reactions to the film than you might think.
So they held an advanced screening on May 8, 1999,
and there were a number of reviews that were published the next day on May 9th,
which broke an agreement with Fox.
But even though the reviews were mixed,
they definitely seemed to have skewed positive.
So Roger Ebert gave it a 3.5 out of four.
Entertainment Weekly gave it a B.
USA Today, Empire, Time Out in New York,
all thought that the strengths of the film,
and they called out the action, the effects,
and Liam Neeson outweighed its weaknesses,
and many praised the film as an improvement over Return of the Jedi,
which had also received pretty mixed reviews compared to the first two films.
I do want to read Todd McCarthy's take and variety,
because I think he kind of nailed how I felt about the film,
or feel about it now,
as the most widely anticipated and heavily hyped film of modern times,
Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace,
can scarcely help being a letdown on some levels,
but it's too bad it disappoints on so many.
At heart, a fanciful and fun movie for young boys,
the first installment of George Lucas's three-part prequel
to the original Star Wars trilogy is always visually diverting,
thanks to the technical wizardry
with which it creates so many imaginative creatures, spaceships, and alien worlds,
but it is neither captivating nor transporting,
for it lacks any emotional pull,
as well as the sense of wonder and awe
that marks the best works of sci-fi fantasy.
It's pretty good. Yeah.
Lizzie, it's hard to overstate the hype for this movie,
I encourage everyone to go on YouTube and search local news phantom menace coverage
because every local news station is,
you may not have heard about it,
but a new Star War is coming out this Friday,
and the kids are going crazy.
We're going to go down to Burt on the street.
And then there's just some poor weatherman interviewing Nutso fans on the sidewalk.
I was going to say not kids, probably, you know, 30-something-year-old men
who have been sleeping in tents for a month on the sidewalk.
Yes.
It's really fun.
It's got a great, I think, spirit of camaraderie.
The hype is absolutely through the roof.
Everyone's wearing costumes.
They're carrying lightsabers.
They've got their kids.
It's really exciting.
It's hard not to get swept up in the spirit of it when you watch these videos.
Now, despite fears that they wouldn't finish the film on time,
Lucas pulled in the release date by two days from May 21st to May 19th,
which caused a lot of problems with the U.S. work.
because apparently over two million workers took the day off to see the film on opening day,
which according to consulting firm Challenger Gray and Christmas caused a net loss of $300 million
in wages for that day across the U.S. workforce, which is pretty amazing.
George Lucas having a bigger effect than, you know, the first couple weeks of COVID or something
like that.
Sure.
That tracks.
With phantom menace.
So, 12.1 a.m. on Wednesday, May 19th, 1999, almost exactly 22 years after the first Star Wars film came out, and 16 years since the third one had left theaters, the Phantom Menace opened wide. Most other studios, Lizzie, didn't even bother releasing anything around this date. One exception, Notting Hill.
A classic. And it performed quite well. It was successful counter-programming.
Well, if you're not going to Star Wars, you are going to Notting Hill, so that tracks.
The movie was a smash, Lizzie.
It made nearly a billion dollars in its initial theatrical run.
Oh, my God.
It was the highest grossing film of 1999, almost double of what the Sixth Sense did, which came in at number two.
It is a year that I consider to be the greatest film year in modern film history.
This is a year of The Matrix, Fight Club.
Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, the Iron Giant, Galaxy Quest.
as we've covered, it was the highest grossing Star War not adjusted for inflation of all time,
and the second highest grossing film ever behind Titanic from 1997,
and the initial fan reactions seemed to be pretty positive.
In particular, children really liked the movie.
I mean, I remember liking it, even though it didn't quite feel like a Star Wars movie to me.
I do, too.
I remember seeing this in theaters, and it was a fun experience.
It's not something that's stuck with me in terms of the characters or obviously any of the plot,
but I don't remember leaving the theater upset.
I also wasn't so invested in the Star Wars universe if that would have been the case.
Right.
So there was some quick backlash, especially from some of the older fans.
There was some lore stuff.
We don't need to get into it.
The midi-chlorians caused-
The Jesus bugs?
I'm sorry, we have to talk about this because this is not something that I remembered and listeners.
if you are not familiar with this, these are...
They're like holy germs.
They're holy germs that live inside of Anakin's mom's cells,
and they got freaky with her somehow and impregnated her.
And they play it off in this movie as the most normal thing possible.
She's just like, there is no father, and they're like, mm, mm, okay.
And I was like, immaculate conception via Jesus bugs in ourselves?
What is this?
Lucas is a relentless master of pastiche, and his mashup needed to include the Bible in this one.
And he went for it.
I think what bothered people about Midichlorians more was actually that it suggested that the force was something that was dictated by genetics, as opposed to moral worthiness, for example.
I was wondering about that if that was a new introduction.
And it is, right?
It was.
The original suggested, hey, even this farm boy could become a hero.
Right.
Of course, the second and third films negated that when Vader was revealed to be his father in a way.
It makes it feel like it was also his genetic destiny, but this really put a stamp on that in a big way.
No, he had a high quantity of Jesus bugs in his mother's cells.
Is it Stephen Hawking or George Lucas?
I don't care.
Whoever put those in there.
I have a problem with them.
Well, that wasn't the only problem people had.
Yoda didn't quite look the same.
No.
Now, if you're watching the most recent one, he's actually been digital.
digitally replaced and enhanced now, but the puppet looked different because he had been made out
of a different material. It doesn't look great. I have to say the Yoda was not looking all right.
Yeah, I think they nailed it with Baby Yoda and the Mandalorian eventually, but anyway,
people did have a problem with that. C3PO also obviously has a different look. His wires are
exposed. He was also a puppet this time. They just removed the actor behind him that was walking behind
him to play him. And then there were some things in the movie that looked kind of like other things
that already existed.
Lizzie, did you ever read the Dynatopia books when you were growing up?
Dynotopia is a children's book series by author James Gurney,
and I loved it as a child.
And Lizzie, I'd like to show you a couple of images
to compare the world of Dianatopia to that of Nabu,
where Queen Amadala and her people live.
Great.
So at the top is Dynatopia,
and at the bottom is the Phantom Menace for the waterfall city.
Lizzie, would you describe them as similar?
Yeah, those are very simple.
Yeah, there's sort of a quasi-istanbul-looking city that's sitting atop a plateau surrounded by a bunch of waterfalls.
That's right. And we'll share these on our Instagram so you guys can weigh in as well. But you know what? One could be coincidence. Let's look at another example.
All right. Certainly it'll be different. This is from the end of the film when they're doing their parade after defeating the Trade Federation's droid army. So Lizzie, could you describe what you're seeing here?
I mean, to be honest, what I'm seeing is really like a sort of Cleopatra with dinosaurs situation up on the top.
And then...
Like an Arc de Triumph sort of vibe.
Roman parade.
Right.
Roman parade coming through the Arc de Triumph.
And then you have...
I'm just going to go ahead and say the exact same thing down below.
Yes.
Minus the dinosaurs.
In the Phantom Menace.
Right.
So James Gurney, who was a big Star Wars fan, went to the movie and was a little shunuch.
shocked that it looked exactly like his books, not the least of which because there was an
active Dynatopia movie in development at Columbia Pictures, and they had gone to George Lucas
and ILM to do the special effects for the movie.
And one of the early artists attached to that project was concept artist Ian McCaig,
who was the concept artist for The Phantom Menace and had done Darth Mall.
Now, it's unclear if Lucas was inspired and forgot.
about it, you know what I mean? It does not seem like there was necessarily an intentional rip-off.
Lucas has never addressed it publicly, although Gurney says he did call him the day after the release,
meaning Lucas called Gurney. And the quote was, he was concerned that I might be concerned,
which is the most politically savvy way of never admitting anything.
Gurney graciously said that he would be thrilled if he had inspired anything because Star Wars had
captured his imagination and inspired him while he was in art school. So he was very gracious.
Dinotopia never became a movie. It did become a TV miniseries in the early 2000s.
Let's talk about criticisms of the focus of the film on a nine-year-old boy. So George Lucas had been
worried about this when he was writing the film. One of the reasons he decided to write it himself
was because he knew that anybody else he brought in would want to change it from not focusing on a
nine-year-old boy. And he was right to be concerned about how some fans would react. Let's
return to our friend Pat and Oswald and hear how he imagines a conversation would have gone
with George Lucas if he'd run into him on the street before seeing the Phantom Menace.
Well, hey, you say you're a Star Wars fan. Do you like Darth Vader? I fucking love Darth Vader,
dude. The helmet and the cape with the sword? That's right, man. Is he in the first movie?
Yeah. In the first movie, you get to see him as a little kid.
Is he like a little Damien Oman kid, like evil and killing people with his mind and shit like that?
No, he's just like this little kid and then he gets taken away from his mom and he's very sad.
I don't really care about him as a little kid at all, at all, at all.
Well, hey, don't worry, because guess who shows up in the second movie?
Boba Fett?
There you fucking Boba Fett, yes!
With the helmet and he's a bounty hunter?
That is awesome, man.
That is so cool.
Yeah, and in the second movie, you get to see him as a little kid.
So a number of people were very upset that Darth Vader, the most terrifying villain of the original films, had been reduced to a plucky comic relief child character.
It's a weird move.
It is, and some, though not many at the time of release, Lizzie, picked up on what they identified as offensive racial stereotyping throughout the movie.
And I'm sure you've been waiting for us to get to this,
but could you maybe point out a few things you noticed upon watching the film?
Yeah, there's some stuff.
I mean, and again, this is what I remember the most clearly from this movie is this particular backlash.
But one thing I had forgotten about is the Trade Federation themselves.
The Nemotians, as they're called, Newt Gunray.
Newt Gunray, of course.
They are very, I don't know how to say this without getting myself.
in trouble. They're very clearly inspired by, I would say, like sort of Chinese dynasty looks with
their outfits and they have pretty, pretty heavy, I would say pretty offensive accents.
You might describe them as Charlie Chan accents, for example.
And then there are some choices made with the way that the aliens faces look that are
quite questionable as well. So you're not the only person to notice this obviously, although at
release of the time of the release of the film, it seems like there was not a huge dialogue about
this. I think this is something that has picked up steam over time.
Yeah.
One writer who did write about it at the time is Bruce Gottlieb, who wrote a piece for Slate in
May of 1999, titled The Merchant of Menace, racial stereotypes in a galaxy far, far away.
As you mentioned, Lizzie, he pegged the Trade Federation as a thinly veiled stereotyping in his take
of the Japanese. You have the slanty eyes, as he describes it.
robes. Again, these were English actors, not Asian actors, performing these characters,
so the accents feel exaggerated. They're portrayed as ruthless and cruel, technologically superior,
reliant on robots. A lot of tropes that can be associated with Asian culture, especially
from the perspective of an American. Wado, Anakin's slave owner, a lot of people to have different
interpretations. Broadly speaking, Middle Eastern merchant comes to mind. Some people identify him as
and with a Yiddish style accent, others Turkish, others Arab.
But the point is, the large hook nose, the scraggly beard, the way he's only motivated by money.
And then, of course, you have the Gungans, kind of a stereotypically brave but dumb and technologically
inferior native tribe trope.
Although Bruce Gottlieb does acknowledge in his piece that Amadala, a positive character, also
presents with many Japanese traits.
Again, her performance is meant to evoke Kabuki.
we did get our first Black Jedi with Mace Windew,
and the true evil in the film resides in, quote,
a handsome white man and a tow-headed tot, end quote,
with Anakin and Palpatine.
Look, Lucas and his team have always said,
these are aliens in a galaxy far, far away.
But I think the reality is,
Lucas is a, as I mentioned, Master of Pastiche.
He pulls from everything, all the stories, cultures, et cetera.
and I think they painted very broadly with the brush here.
And I don't want it, like, I'm not looking for it,
but it just hits you in the face when you watch this movie, in my opinion.
It really does.
I was surprised, I will be honest.
And I do think that in terms of racial sensitivity,
sometimes George Lucas has seemed a little out of touch
or tone deaf in an occasional interview.
You know, he infamously referred to Disney,
as white slavers in an interview that he gave with Charlie Rose after he'd sold Star Wars and
Lucasfilm, he did apologize. And I do think, you know, again, it was a word salad moment.
But I don't think we need to do a deep dive. There's been enough criticism, very well-written
criticism. Yeah, I don't really want to relitigate it. Yeah. If you want to learn more about this,
you can look online. I generally think we had a similar reaction to many of the folks who have watched
the film. Although I generally agree.
with Bruce Gottlieb's conclusion at the time,
which he said that he viewed the characterizations
as more like a very poor lapse in taste
than a moral failing or a revealing of true character.
I don't get the sense that George Lucas,
you know, is some closeted bigot, for example.
It seems like it was just nobody took a step back
and said,
oops.
Should we make sure this doesn't look the certain way on screen?
All right.
Lizzie, one character and actor had the misfortune of sitting at the intersection of fan,
cultural, and academic criticism.
Who are we going to talk about?
Senior Jar Jar Jar.
As he's known, Senior Jar Jar Banks.
Now, many children loved Jar Jar for his antics and goofiness, but just as many, if not more,
of George Lucas's Gen X fans absolutely hated him.
He was in their minds the epitome of everything that was wrong with the Phantom Menace
and had been wrong with Return of the Jedi, the misplaced comic tone, his broad slapstick
sensibilities, and of course a growing number of critics and scholars saw something far more
nefarious at play, which was that Jar Jarjr Banks was a racist set of stereotypes masquerading
as an alien creature. And of course, what no one seemed to really see at the time, because he had
disappeared so entirely behind this character was the actor Ahmed Best.
Yeah.
And I would like to focus on Ahmed Best's journey more so than the reaction to him.
The whiplash was overwhelming.
He thought he was on the precipice of a career breakthrough.
He was 25 or 26.
He had been picked out of a live Broadway show, Stomp.
He had no agent, no manager, no publicist.
He was working with industrial light and men.
magic, George Lucas. This was a character who was integral to the plot of the entire prequel trilogy.
I'm not sure if you remember, Lizzie, but Jarjar is very present in the second and third films and
has a actually very interesting arc. And of course, the criticism was Swift and it came from every
direction. Joe Morganstern, a critic for the Wall Street Journal called Jarjar a Rastafarian
Stepan Fetchet. And if you guys don't know, Stepan Fetchett was the stage name of Lincoln Theodore
Monroe Andrew Perry, who was the first black actor to earn a million dollars. However, he's also an
actor who many, especially in the black community, believed, reinforced harmful negative stereotypes
about black people throughout his performances, not dissimilar from minstrel work.
His career has been reevaluated a bit in recent years.
But everything from Jarja Shuffling Gate, his deferential mannerisms, his style of speaking,
which a lot of people compare unfavorably to an offensive riff on pigeon or patois.
Of course, this is all complicated by the fact that Ahmed Best actually came up with a lot of these
things and not George Lucas. So Jar Jar's movements, Best says that those came from him,
and he was not trying to do Step and Fetchate or Butterfly McQueen. He was trying to do Buster Keaton
or Jackie Chan. Yeah. Like Drunken Master, for example. His voice, Jar Jar Jar was not originally
supposed to be voiced by Best. Best was just going to do the physical performance and Lucas was
auditioning voice actors, but Best thought that this was an opportunity to really get in. So he sent
in a bunch of voices that he already knew how to do, and one of them was this goofy voice that
he did for his little cousins and his nephews. And it made them laugh. And Lucas loved the voice.
He thought kids would like it. So they leaned into it and they made that the voice of the Gungans.
I guess my point is, with Jar Jor Banks, it's easy to assume that there's just another example
of a white filmmaker trading in racial stereotyping that's been all too common throughout the history
of Hollywood. But I think in this instance, things are a little more complicated
than that upon deeper inspection.
If you guys want to learn more about the racial politics of Jar Jar Binks, there's a great
podcast I'd recommend called The Redemption of Jar Jar Binks.
You can find it on Apple or Spotify.
It's a multi-part podcast.
It does a deep dive with Ahmed Best into the history of this character and the representation of a lot
of black-coated characters in animation.
And it's a really, really, really well-done deep dive.
So I'm not going to go deep on that right now because that podcast does it much better.
Meanwhile, Best struggled with this criticism.
He was arguably the actor behind the first character in film history to go viral online in a bad way.
Yeah.
So people tried to reassure him.
They said, hey, they're not talking about you.
They're talking about Jar Jar, but he says, I am Jar Jar.
Like, that's the voice I came up with.
Those are the mannerisms I came up with, right?
That wasn't George, like, I can't say that was George telling me to do it.
Well, also, there's no way for this not to just absolutely crush you.
Like this is the amount that he must have built up this opportunity for himself prior to the release of this.
Like, as you said, to have no agent to be plucked from an ensemble show of Stomp and to be a main character in the new Star Wars franchise, like, there's no way that you're not going to be thinking, this is it.
I've made it.
I've done it.
And then to have the reaction be so unbelievably negative and to be just openly mocked.
I mean, that's the thing that I remember so much about Jar Jar Binks
is that he was just, like, he is really annoying.
And he was a laughing stock.
And that's horrible.
I mean, it makes me really sad for the actor.
And it was coming from all sides.
It was coming from his own community.
He was called an Uncle Tom.
And it's something that I think he struggled with to the point
that he has later said he strongly considered suicide.
So when he was 26, he was walking on the Brooklyn Bridge,
which was something he loved to do,
and he thought,
I should just jump.
This is it.
And then a strong gust of wind
kind of knocked him off balance
and knocked him back,
and he changed his mind.
He finished the trilogy,
although his role was pretty substantially diminished
across the following films,
probably in part as a reaction
to the response to the films.
Yeah.
Although in the end he did get,
I would argue, a happy ending.
Best became a father,
and he continued to voice charge,
in the Clone Wars, and then was able to shed the character completely and become a Jedi
when he was cast as Kellorin Beck, Jedi Master for Star Wars Jedi Temple Challenge,
which is a children's web show, a character, though, that was then brought in for an episode
of The Mandalorian. Oh, that's great. And so he did get to come in and play somebody more
positively received within the Star Wars universe in the end. So it seems like he's found peace with
the character in the series. And if you guys want to learn more about him, he's given some really
incredible interviews. And again, check out the Redemption of Jar Jar Banks. It's a really great
podcast series on this character. Now let's talk briefly about Jake Lloyd. He probably got the
most amount of hate coming off this film. He was nine years old and people either hated the character
or they hated his performance and he had no chance to rectify it. Unlike Best, who got to play
Banks again and his character evolved, Lloyd was out. He was replaced by Hayden Christensen in the
following two films. He retired from acting in 2001, two years after the film came out, and he said
in a 2012 interview that it was due to bullying from his role as Anakin. Now, this has long been the
narrative around Lloyd. He flamed out as a child actor. He was destroyed by this backlash. In a lot of
ways, people try to project the Anakin to Vader arc on Lloyd himself. He's had some legal troubles
over the years. But his mother recently disputed this claim in an interview given this year. And she said
that Jake actually really enjoyed his experience on the film. Quote,
I protected him from the Star Wars backlash. He was just riding his bike outside, playing with
his friends. He didn't know. He didn't care. Everybody makes such a big deal about that, and it's rather
annoying to me because Jake was a little kid when that came out, and he didn't really feel all that
stuff because I didn't let him online. End quote. She was going through a divorce at the time,
and she said that was troubling him, and he lost interest in auditioning. And contrary to the reports
that he burned all his Star Wars memorabilia, she said,
he still loves Star Wars and the fandom, and he did continue to go to conventions.
What we do know now is that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 2008 and may have been suffering
symptoms earlier, as mom believes it's a genetic disease, nothing, you know, triggered by his
experience on the film. And he has suffered from a number of mental health breaks and legal issues
stemming from these in the intervening years, although it looks like things may be improving.
His mother says he's fulfilling an 18-month stay at a mental health facility right now, and he's been doing
a lot better. So our best wishes to Jake Lloyd, and we hope that journey continues to trend
positively for him. Yes. And again, no matter how bad a kid is in a movie. It's a little kid.
It's a kid, you know, at the end of the day. And I'm sure I'm as guilty of anyone as anyone,
by the way, of, you know, dunking on performers coming out of a film. But one person we can't quite
let off the hook, Lizzie, is George Lucas. What do we do with George.
Lucas at the end of all of this.
So for many, Phantom Menace was a brief sojourn and a successful and long career.
I can think of a couple, Natalie Portman, Liam Neeson.
They never returned.
Others have returned.
Ewan McGregor, of course, has played Obi-Wan now in the television series.
But Lucas in 1999 found himself very out of step with the rest of the world.
And I think in part it was because of the competition.
So as we mentioned, Lizzie, 1999 was a revolutionary year in film, built on a lot of the technology,
had pioneered. So other things you may not know, his software edit droid, which was sold to
Avid, eventually became digital editing technology, THX, Lucasfilm, ILM. He came up with a lot of the tools
that all these other filmmakers were using to make their visions happen. And yet, by comparison,
the Phantom Menace feels a little old and creaky compared to the other films. And I think that
the world had come around in a lot of ways to the type of film that Lucas had been trying to make
back at the beginning of his career. So if you think,
of movies like The Matrix, Fight Club, being John Malkovich, people trying to escape a system,
corporate America, a loveless marriage. There's more than a little THX1138 in all of those movies.
And even though Lucas said he was trying to with the Phantom Menace make something like
THX1138, he ended up making something much more conventional. You know what I mean?
Than that. And even the movies that were more conventional and embraced the past, like the Iron
Giant or Galaxy Quest had the emotional connection to pull it off.
That's the whole thing.
I'll come back to what I said at the very beginning of this, which is that this is almost
entirely world-building.
And I think that's what he enjoys.
It seems like that is what he wants to be able to dive into and explore.
But it is missing the emotional drive and core that pushed forward the whole first trilogy.
It's a slog for me.
me to get through because I care so much more about story and relationships than I do like about
this trade war. I kind of care about Quigon, but only because it is Liam Neeson who is somehow
pulling this off. This movie, honestly, it's like peering under a microscope. It's like, let's look
under the microscope at all of these weird little alien societies moving around in their day-to-day
lives. I think some people really like that. That's totally fine. It's not for me. I think it's maybe not
for a lot of people. And I think sometimes we do forget, and maybe he forgot a little bit,
that like a story and an emotional connection is still important. It's great to be able to see
all these details. But bring back some of the people that helped you with this part.
Absolutely. And I think it's only fitting that we've ended up back at Marcia, who, to her credit,
has always said George is a brilliant director, and she did not save Star Wars, despite some
assertions in recent years that she did. In fact, in one quote, she says that all she did was
told George what he already knew. But the key is that he listened to her. And as Mark Hamill once said,
quote, you can see a huge difference in the films that he does now and the films that he did
when he was married. I know for a fact that Marsha Lucas was responsible for convincing him to keep
that little kiss for luck before Carrie and I swing across the chasm in the first film.
Oh, I don't like that.
People laugh in the previews.
And she said, George, they're laughing because it's so sweet and unexpected.
And her influence was such that if she wanted to keep it in, it was in.
When the little mouse robot comes up when Harrison and I are delivering Chewbacca at the prison
and he roars at it and it screams sort of and runs away, George wanted to cut that and
Marcia insisted that he keep it.
Yeah.
So George obviously brought her in because the first movie wasn't working and her first
assignment was to edit the Battle of Yavin. That's the trench run that ends the film. It was a very
complicated technical sequence, 40,000 feet of footage, pilots talking to each other. And Marcia says,
George, only one thing matters. If the audience doesn't cheer, when Han Solo comes in at the last second,
the picture doesn't work. And so I think as you get to, Lizzie, Marcia knew you have to make them
care more than anything else. I think the lesson of these two episodes really is
no man is an island, especially not George Lucas. Or no man is an island, even if you're a
billionaire, because he's unbelievably talented. He's unbelievably smart. He has an incredible imagination.
But he needs somebody there to challenge him a little bit, and he just didn't have it here.
I agree. And I think at the end of the day, in seeking this much control, perhaps he could have
listened to himself through the voice of Princess Leia, as she once said, the more you tighten
your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Ooh, very good.
Thank you.
And that concludes our coverage of Star Wars, The Phantom Menace.
Guys, there's so much we didn't get to.
It's just ridiculous how much exists on these films.
We hope you enjoyed our coverage.
Again, check out George Lucas, A Life by Brian J. Jones, how Star Wars conquered the universe
by Chris Taylor, the secret history of Star Wars by Michael Kaminsky.
course, I really recommend the official behind the scenes making of the film. Very fun. There's a
trillion other sources if you want to find them. But that covers it for us. No, Chris, because we're
missing a very important part. We need to talk about what went right. Oh my God. I tried to jump
past it. What am I doing? All right, Lizzie, what went right? For my what went right, I'm going to
make this short. I've been saying it throughout the entire two parts of this episode, but it's Liam
Neeson. You know, there's just sometimes these actors, they come along and it doesn't matter what is coming
out of their mouth. You believe it. And he is one of them. And boy, does this movie need it. And I think just
being able to see someone, I don't know if he's classically trained. He probably is. I'm not 100%
sure about that. But he has a particular set of skills. He has a particular set of skills. And, you know,
good for you, Liam Neeson. He really pulls it off. So what went right, Liam Neeson. What went
wrong? They killed him. He's killed him. He's gone at the end of the film. That's right. Chris,
what about you? I'm going to give mine to George Lucas. And bear with me for one second. I think a lot of
people feel that Lucas was this bumbling nerd who stumbled on to something that the other people around
him helped shape into gold with the original Star Wars. And that the prequels prove that he was a
one-hit wonder enabled by the brilliance of those around him, which I think is a ridiculous and
reductive perspective. And really what I felt coming off of this research is a few things that
just speak to how human George Lucas really is, despite his somewhat robotic mannerisms and not very
emotive personality. And I think that he is possibly the most influential filmmaker from a pop
culture perspective in the history of film. If you look at the impact that Star Wars, Indiana Jones,
and the other properties he's been involved in have impacted our society and fandom and pop culture,
generally speaking. He's also responsible for some of the biggest technological breakthroughs in film
in the last 40 years. And he did it entirely outside of Hollywood.
which is remarkable.
These were technically independent films.
Steven Spielberg's amazing, but he is a studio man.
He did it inside the system.
This guy built an entire studio system outside of the Bay Area,
you know, 400 miles from Hollywood,
because he didn't want to have to deal with anybody there,
his own dub stages, his own sound, etc.
And so I guess what I'll say is this.
George Lucas has often said that he made the exact
movie he wanted to make with the Phantom Menace.
And if that's true, that means that I have to say that what went right is George Lucas,
because he got the opportunity to make the exact movie he wanted and he made the exact movie
he wanted.
I think the problem, like you said, Lizzie, is that it came at a point in his life where
he was older, more conservative, and he had more to lose.
And so as a result, he was no longer the revolutionary that he was when he wrote a new hope.
and all of a sudden he was someone who was a father and responsible for a corporation full of people
and had to rely on merchandising, et cetera.
So I just want to throw out some kudos at the end of this to George Lucas.
And I agree, I think this movie's boring.
But I respect the hell out of his imagination, his independent streak,
his absolute relentless drive to pioneer new technologies,
and to do so without the approval,
of a system that I often feel like I want the approval of, which is Hollywood.
So George Lucas.
All right.
And Lizzie, what are we covering next week?
Well, we have kind of a surprise for all of you listeners.
A holiday surprise?
A holiday surprise.
Because we put out a poll, and by the way, if you are a patron for just $1, you get the
right to vote.
And those of you who did vote, there was a top choice, but there was a pretty close.
second choice. So we're going to do both. And we're going to start with the second choice,
which is Joe Dante's absolutely insane puppet masterpiece, Gremlins. Or as I thought it was called
when I was little, because I misread the title, Germlins. I'm excited. It's going to be a fun
romp into this movie and the absolute hell that Joe Dante put his creature effects guy through.
I'm thrilled. I love this movie.
Yeah, full of the Christmas spirit. It's great.
And then, of course, Chris, what won the poll,
which will be coming immediately after Gremlins as an extra special holiday treat?
We will be covering my favorite action film, maybe of all time, die hard.
Yippie Kaya, motherfucker. It is going to be great.
It's a classic. And listeners, this does mean that in the holiday gifting spirit,
we are gifting you with weekly episodes in December.
So enjoy that.
We will be back to our regularly scheduled programming at the very end of December and back
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Willa Don. Lance Stater, you have a way with the force.
Nathan knife.
Lena.
Andrea.
Hi, Andrea.
Stacey Dalmolin.
Jar is actually a very good character.
Ramon Milanova Jr.
The children love Jarjar.
I don't understand why people don't.
Half Greyhound.
Brittany Morris.
Darren and Dale Conkling.
Jake Killen.
Uh, don't worry.
I'm not worried at all.
Andrew McVagel-Bagel, I'm very worried.
I'm particularly worried about how this film's going to be received.
Matthew Jacobson.
I don't think the criticism's fair.
I think the movie's exactly what I wanted to make.
Grace Potter, Alan Singleton.
I think I'm going to sell all of these to Disney.
I don't want to deal with it anymore.
I don't want to deal with the fans.
Jewish Risman.
Disney is the worst.
I shouldn't have sold it to them.
Scott Gurwin.
I very much appreciate the $4 billion dollars Disney gave me,
and Disney's great.
Sadie, they are ruining these new sequels.
Brian Donahue, Adrian Peng Korea, we need to call Ron Howard and get him over to Solo.
They are messing it up.
Chris Leal, Kathleen Olson, Leah Bowman, Steve Winterbauer, you get these stencils from the Phantom Menace.
Don Schibel, George, Rosemary Southward.
Everybody hated C-3PO in the original, and now they love him.
So Jar Jar Jar, he's going to grow on people.
Tom Kristen, Somyn Chianani, Michael McGrath, don't worry.
I'm not making any more Star Wars films.
I just don't have it in me.
All right.
Thanks, everybody.
Thanks, George.
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We really appreciate it.
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