What's Your Drama - Conspiracy Theories and Does Your BFF Turn You On?

Episode Date: April 9, 2020

We have a writer update, I repeat we have an update on Romeo and Juliet from last week! But before we get into that we talk about how this COVID-19 crisis is really drying up the ol' lady bits. Then it's time for YOUR drama!First up, how do you deal with your pandemic friends who spout coronavirus conspiracy theories? Can you tell them to straight up shut their traps or is there a better way to duck dive their drivel?Then it's onto our next writer who is torn about telling her ex some really personal information.  Finally, we end on someone who is trying to decide on how to make her BFF her BF. Because Lainey and I are pervs, all we of course zero in on is if they've got any f-ck chemistry.  We hope you enjoy the show and keep sending me all your DRAMA! Send your advice questions my way at [e-mail]. We also love hearing from you on Twitter at @sasha_tong and @laineygossip and Instagram at @lostandfoundapothecary and @laineygossip. And of course subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and make sure to leave feedback and comments because it helps others find our show!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's probably hotter when the person you're with is saving lives as opposed to like my husband who's just sitting, eating my food and watching fucking television. at scale. Digital precision, host-read authenticity, and performance data that proves it worked. Don't fight for attention. Buy it with Acast. Learn more by visiting acast.com slash advertise. Okay, so you know how everybody's talking about like shacking up and all these like new COVID babies. I feel zero in my lady parts during this quarantine. I don't want to have sex. I don't want

to touch. I barely, I like, I don't want any of that. Do you? Am I an anomaly? Right. I seriously have no, no desire. No mojo, right? Okay, good. I don't feel like I'm alone then. Like Jason Momoa could bust into my house with a dick hanging out like not even hanging his dick could be fucking like it would be in your vagina and your vagina would go and i would be like get out of here yeah i would be leave yeah vacate this cave i agree okay good i'm glad that i'm not the only asexual person during um this pandemic then no i i my understanding is that there are we talked about this on the social um i think it was last week or whatever and most of us were like yeah no um no fucking thank you okay good but then we heard from but then we heard from like viewers

and one one woman was like well either her her partner is a first responder or whatever and has to be away all the time so she's like oh no i can't wait for this to be over so i can fuck his brains out because is it like when people are going to playoffs and they can't have sex when they're like trying to win i don't is that the idea i'm not sure but there was this one person who wrote in was like oh no no i'm raring to go so i guess it's different for everybody okay but it's probably hotter when the person you're with is saving lives as opposed to like my husband who's just sitting eating my food and watching fucking television anyway so listen let me let me try to arouse you in another way let's talk about bts oh okay because today you sold me out on your um

website uh about me and our our love intersecting with justin bieber and bts which sure whatever but in your post you talked about a chant i didn't even know there was a fucking chant like a it's there's a fan chant it's it yeah okay yeah so give me your best fan chant a bts fan chant i guess i can't do it i'm so slow because i have like i don't have it memorized but um go and okay so the bt bts fan chant goes like this okay but i'm so slow at it okay right i'm just gonna i'm just gonna close my eyes and try to remember okay kim namjoon kim sukjin min yoongi uh jung hosuk wait wait no no let me say it start again start again okay kim namjoon kim sukjin min yoongi jung hosuk uh park jimin kim taeyang uh john jungkook uh bts oh i had no

flair whatsoever but i think you hit it no flow no flow no but what happens is they do it when they're performing at certain parts of the song and they go on beat and they don't have to like see how shit I was and it's not like I'm I'm not a good public speaker I mean I feel like what you do for a job yes exactly but for some reason I can't get it what a disappointment you are to your army just well no what I'm saying is Justin Bieber has it down did you watch that video I did he was doing the fan chant yeah but I mean he got to like just lip sync you had more pressure to you but yes i did not know the whole backstory of his appreciation for bts but clearly he's a smart motherfucker and wants to just grab his fans

grab their fans i mean yeah oh yeah he's thirsty yeah yeah yes i mean it's uh at this point what i wrote was i think that jb might need them more than they need him like fuck yeah you're just getting swarms, millions and millions of fans over to your side. It makes sense. Totally. Well, I mean, I don't disagree with his move. I'm just saying that I think that in the Western world, we tend to think of like Justin Bieber as this one thing. And then like BTS is this like hot up and coming band. And I'm, I'm saying, I think the numbers are bigger on the BTS side. Yes, I would agree. Even not being a BTS fan. Sorry. I have to fuck with my hair. I look like i'm balding listen i it's just a bad angle it's a really bad angle but it's actually even

infuriating me i'm gonna take off this headband because sorry i find that um i really like the look of my hair in headphones you like the look of your hair like in over the head headphones i yeah you do like it or you don't like it i do like it yeah because it looks like you're wearing like little cute pigtails but for some reason whatever was happening with me was not good p.s i cory looked at me the other day and was like i think you're 60 gray and i was like oh okay great so i'm gonna get him to dye my i'm not 60 gray i think i'm for sure 30 as i've said but um wait i don't see it i've never seen it when i look at you it's my temples anyway he's gonna dye my hair tomorrow which is gonna be like for sure a big old fight anyway yes i cut my hair

the other day like but he's good at it this much can you tell yeah i can actually tell yeah it looks really short it does it really your fucking hair is like still down to like at least below tit level no it looks great though but i can tell that he did cut it's right at the nipple and it's never right at the nipple it's usually like at least you know four or five inches beyond but anyway i I figured it's not going to be styled for a long time. Many, many months. It'll grow fast and healthy. You know, I'm coming back from quarantine.

My goal is to come back from quarantine with hair down to like my knees. Okay. I mean, I think that's achievable at this point. We're probably not coming back for like what seems like 18 months. So I think that that is a possibility for you. Okay. Take that back. I will.

okay, I was being a little bit OTT. Fine. Six months. Okay. Are we ready to start with some drama? Yeah, bring it. We have, before we begin, we have a drama update. So remember on our last episode, we answered a letter from a woman who said that her daughter, who is 22, was super in love and couldn't be away from her boyfriend and couldn't physically distance from him. And then they wanted to go back to university or something like that, I suggested that they move in together or at least that the boyfriend move in, which I did not agree with. Okay. We have an update from that situation. Ready? Um, thank you for allowing my husband to walk around like a proud gorilla thumping his chest as he listened to Sasha share her opinion on our Romeo and Juliet. He now thinks

he should be running the world. So thanks for that. Thought I would update you on what happened. Juliet left yesterday morning for her school rental house for two weeks with Romeo she has convinced herself that if they grocery shop on the way there and not leave the house for 14 days then it's really no different than others and how they are to self-isolate when returning from a trip how someone who is so scholastically bright can be so fucking daft is mind-boggling that's mother about a daughter Lainey your idea to have Romeo move in wasn't a bad one as yes we are quite liberal about boyfriends and girlfriends staying over. We've had to be seeing as all three went away for school and met their significant who live outside of the province. And as long as I can't

hear them fornicating, I'm fine. We might've suggested that option if they hadn't left that morning. So that's what happened. The young lovers, Romeo and Juliet left the home where they were isolating, left each respective home and went off to university to fuck their brains out for two weeks um they'll get it out of their system hopefully they won't get COVID-19 in their system um I mean I would say that what when I was reading that update I was a little bit annoyed because as we know Romeo was not well was trying to self-isolate but was living in a family that was not abiding by that rule people were coming and going so I don't love that they stopped off at the grocery store um if he stayed in the car fine um I would like to know that update in terms

of everyone's safety along the way. But whatevs, that's an update. We've never given an update in the 10,000 years we've been doing this podcast. I think this is the first update we've given. Yep. So keep them coming, people, so that we can also share them with you. Okay. So first letter of the week. Hi, I'm hoping you can help with some friend drama. We live in upstate New York, and about a week before our lives went on hold, as we knew this was likely headed our way, some of us went out for drinks, and of course, the topic came up. We were all a few beverages in. One of my best friends started talking about how coronavirus was created in a lab and released as a conspiracy to give the government more

control over our lives. I was like, that's insane. And she was like, it was in a Dean Kuntz novel. And I said, how does that relate to some socialist conspiracy? She said something about Facebook, blah, blah, blah. We were all laughing and sort of joking. And I might've said, you're all fucking nuts. Ha ha. Woke up the next morning feeling bad about it. So I sent her a text apologizing for being an ass and expressing that I would like to be more open-minded about things that I don't know much about. I obviously think the whole conspiracy theory thing is bat shit crazy, but I felt bad for being rude and wanted to smooth things over. She said she didn't think anything of it and she probably stopped getting her news from Facebook. We both ha-ha'd

a bit, but things are still super awkward. The two times I've seen her since within our larger group of friends, she's made it a point to bring up all the people who think COVID-19 is a socialist conspiracy to give the government more power over people's lives. She makes it a point to look at me or glance at me as she says it. I've kept my mouth shut or just nodded along and said that's interesting just to kind of keep the peace. However, it's hard because this is all still going on and we can't see each other that often. I feel like this is driving a permanent wedge into our relationship. The problem is made worse by the fact that we're in a big group of friends where all the kids are friends and the husband and the wives and I don't want to be the cause

of drama. By way of background, she's one of those people in the group that always has to be the center of attention and sort of expects you to kiss the ring if you know what I mean. I usually have no problem with that because I understand how group dynamics work, but in this situation, I don't understand why her crazy opinion that she seems comfortable shoving down everyone's throat should be more acceptable than my saying that I think that's nuts. I do regret saying that her theory was fucking nuts, it is, and wish I had handled myself better in the moment, but I can't take it back and I can't apologize again without making this more awkward. Should I just let it go and hope this smooths over eventually? Am I reading too much into this?

it feels awkward and is making me feel sad also can everyone please just keep their wacky conspiracy theories to themselves sigh thanks for reading this okay i imagine you i already know what you're gonna say well a i'm alarmed that they're still seeing each other is that what you think i'm gonna say yeah yeah like first off why are they having group hangs uh infrequently or frequently. I don't like that, but let's pretend that she's telling us this and that they're physically distancing, socializing six to 10 feet apart. Let's just pretend that so that I can move on from this. Right. Yeah. Well, it's interesting because I think there are, there's so much information out there right now. And with that comes so much misinformation and people are

spreading these ideas these theories everywhere I mean I don't want I don't think my aunt listens to this podcast but she sent me this random text and was like hey so listen this is how you kill the virus you run a hair dryer on your up your nose and it'll kill the virus and I had to I really hope she doesn't listen to this or she'll be so mad and I was like say what what the fuck are you talking about in my head I was like this can't be something that you think is real like she's an intelligent like woman who is worldly like knows what's up and I had to just write her that's not true I hope you're not doing that and then I sent her a couple of links that proved that that theory is bat shit fucking wrong and I even my stepdad sent me stuff about it being a Chinese conspiracy

to take over um uh like all the money and like fuck up all the stocks and stuff and i was like this is my stepfather and i was like hey i'm chinese so like these chinese conspiracy theorists theories are not going to fly with me anyway my point being i even get them on a regular basis laney do you have you been fielding those as well no i haven't been fielding much like i mean from friends and family no of course my inbox sometimes can be a dump but but I'm you know like I I don't get that from people who are in my circle right okay well sadly I do and I think for me the only way to deal with it is to rebut with some science-based literature right um that is the only way that I've found that can stop that sort of communication but I

understand that people want to help people want to share I mean Roseanne Barr was just saying that people like she thinks this virus was here to kill baby boomers Michael Che the guy from SNL thinks it's the 5g theory which I have no idea what that is but there's that so many people so many celebrities are up on this 5g theory I think like um it's the people that also drink celery that's and think that's going to cure their fucking life too oh god i think it's the same peeps i yeah i um well okay so what should she do she says that she regrets um saying immediately that that was fucking crazy yeah those are only inside thoughts you can't say those things to your friends you can't tell your friend that they're fucking stupid is basically

what she's saying so and now she's like do I need to worry about a wedge being like between us what do you think about that well this is why I mean we've never been faced with something like this so I think that this is these are the times where you're seeing what people believe where they stand their political and social beliefs um so I do think to a certain extent some true colors are shown. But I do think that you have to, especially when it's a friend and we're going through stressful times, is to not heighten the stress by calling people names or rolling your eyes or blatantly disregarding what they're saying. So I think that there's a way to come back at her to have a nice communication whereby you can share how you feel. If you don't even want to

fucking go there. The other option that I think works is saying to your friend, Hey, like I'm really stressed out by this situation. I'm really trying to keep my information web to like a minimum. So I totally get that you want to research and that you're sharing this information, but for my own mental health, I just don't want, I'm like trying to stay away from the internet, right? That like cuts it really nice and clean. And you're talking more about how the information affects you and doesn't not necessarily how the information affects you coming from her I guess I'm having a hard time with this notion that you shouldn't call crazy crazy like an okay yeah that's like you know that you shouldn't call out a terrible thing that said and like and a wildly and

outrageously inaccurate thing that said that you have to like worry about etiquette around that situation that you have to apply that you have to apply social lubricant to something that is so dangerous um and i guess the equivalent would be um if if if you're in a room with people and someone utters a racial slur do you correct them gently and or do you not be like um what you just said is so fucked up and so offensive and hurtful it needs to stop like in that situation yes but do you think those two are the same i think they are the same and i think that in these times it's definitely the same in its capacity to harm and be dangerous. Misinformation right now is costing people's lives. Yeah, I agree. So we are in the midst of a global pandemic

where people aren't trusting science. They're not trusting research. And because they're not trusting science and research, and because they're not trusting the arms of communication that typically deliver this information to people, they're not protecting themselves. They're not taking it seriously. They're not respecting the health and safety of other people. And that's leading literally to thousands of people dying. Like this person is writing to us from upstate New York,

but New York is the American epicenter. Yeah. Right. So New York state is the American epicenter of COVID-19. and unfortunately, because of probably poor leadership, a combination of poor leadership and poor information dissemination, or at least the right arms of communication getting that information out, people were slow to react and look what's happening. People are dying unnecessarily. They could have been saved. Supplies could have been gathered more quickly.

All of those things that you already hear on the news. So back to my point, when people are out there disseminating theories that can and have had terrible consequences on our ability collectively as a society to deal with tragedy and crisis, then yes, I consider it very dangerous and damaging. And I'm now wondering whether or not we need to worry about fucking social lubricant when something like that comes out because, you know, you magnify this woman's views by let's say a hundred or a thousand and imagine all the people who believe that. And then imagine like tentacles, that information or misinformation being spread out, then think about how many lives that's costing anyway. So I guess my question to people out there is like, when you hear something so

outrageous and so really really dangerous don't you shut it down in the most direct way possible even if it means that is fucking stupid yeah i listen i agree with you um a hundred percent but i want to take it back to our writer who was talking about her friend and the actual conspiracy theories i don't know and i don't know this for sure but it didn't sound like her friend was like hey guys this isn't true go out and fucking lick everything you see like i think she has ideas of where it's coming from this virus why it was planted uh if there's a like a tech aspect to it but i don't necessarily know if this friend isn't taking it seriously i think she's taking it seriously but in a fucking wacky way that is that is what i'm understanding from this letter

is like her friend isn't like don't get the vaccine just fucking rub rubbing alcohol or like what my aunt sent me like just blow fucking a hair dryer up your nose like that shit is that shit ends lives i don't know i don't know because i my understanding of the people who are like are believing this particular conspiracy theory which one the 5g i just put that up the government created government yes yeah um is that they're doing it whatever to control society meaning that like my understanding of the people who believe it is that the government put it out there and they can control it. The government has a vaccine. They're going to do the damage that they need to do, get what they need to get done, curb your freedoms. Like a lot of this is, you know, that

whole like, you will not take my freedom. Don't take my civil liberties. That's right. And so, you know, they're doing this to curb your freedom. And then once they are like have succeeded in curbing your freedom or whatever, they will move to like fix all of this. So in that respect, if you're a believer of this conspiracy theory, then you think that like, you know, this, this will all be okay in quotes very soon because somebody somewhere has an answer right now. Nobody has an answer. Science doesn't have an answer. They're working really hard to find it. But, um, that's what I mean about like this potentially being so dangerous Anyway, so you have two options there, right?

Like what Sasha said of how to address this, or you can rethink and we can all rethink how we, how we respond to people who have views that are so potentially damaging and dangerous to people. But the thing is, if I, let's say I am a believer of this conspiracy theory. If you came at me and said, fuck, Sasha, that is so fucking dumb. You are such like a dim-witted fucking idiot. That's not going to help me. That isn't going to make me be like, oh, thanks for that advice.

I'm going to rethink my stupid thoughts, right? So yes, in your head, I think you can be like, holy fuck, you're a dumb piece of shit. But how are you going to help me, Lainey, your friend who's dumb, to see the light and to understand where you're coming from. It's not going to help. Yeah. My concern isn't you, to be honest, in the moment. My concern is that you're saying this and you have a microphone. This person, remember, she's like the kiss the ring girl, right? So she's basically the godfather of the group. So she has control over the thoughts of other people. That's what I mean. At this point, I'm treating it as a dictatorship and I'm like, maybe I need to overthrow the dictator.

And overthrow with actual facts and intelligence. I don't think overthrowing with words and those words being you're an idiot are going to help. I think you can shut someone down with knowledge. So that's why I'm like, if our writer has strong beliefs of her own and has the actual science to back it up, then there's plenty of that stuff out there. There is information out there to prove all of those conspiracy theories wrong. so fucking either join the conversation and back that shit up or back the fuck down and just tell her you don't want to fucking hear this shit yeah well uh there you go let us know what you think of the conspiracy theorists in your life and what you like what you think about how we should be

approaching people who have like messed up views like this who could literally thought contaminate other people. Let us know. And we're moving on to the next letter. Okay. Hi, Sasha Laney. This is a weird one that I could really use some advice on. We like weird. shows that match your perfect audience set your budget and launch and if you want a hand our podcast specialists are there to help you launch with confidence this is podcast advertising without barriers get started at acast.com slash advertise four weeks ago my ex and i broke up the next day i had a miscarriage i'm so sorry i didn't think weird was gonna be where we went Okay. I'm so sorry. Um, I'm re cause now, you know, I'm reading this live and I don't have

any advanced notice on any of these. I didn't realize what was happening at the time. Cause I didn't know I was pregnant and it wasn't until two weeks of unusual bleeding later that I put the pieces together. I would have only been about five or six weeks along. It was completely unplanned and accidental. My ex and I are currently no contact, which was agreed upon before I knew. We have a lot of unhealthy, but not abusive baggage, but the breakup was mutual and amicable. And I genuinely felt at the time that after a while we could become friends. We've about 200 mutual friends. So even if friendship doesn't happen later, he will at the very least be on the fringes of my life for a long time. I wonder if that's hyperbole,

like 200 mutual friends. Wow. Popular. I have two friends. I know. I'm stuck on whether I should tell him what happened or not. I felt I was dealing relatively well with the breakup, but this really threw me for a loop. I've spoken to a couple of close friends, but the advice they've given is pretty much stay no contact and decide what to do later. I don't know whether he has a right to this information or even just an explanation as to why my tune has changed from maybe becoming friends to stay the hell away from me. In general, I'm quite open about my emotional state. So the thought of interacting with him at a later stage without telling him feels dishonest to me. I don't want any emotional support from him,

but part of me wants to tell him to get it over with and off my chest and then immediately go back to no contact further context. At the moment, he's on an Island doing field research with an old university friend, and he won't be back for another two weeks. I suspect based on his past behavior that he's hooking up with this friend while he's over there which hurts my ego but i acknowledge that he's not doing anything wrong and he's free to do whatever he wants but it's difficult enough grieving an unexpected miscarriage alone without that pain as well i just don't know what's the appropriate thing to do here any advice okay well i yeah tricky and our writer sounds super sound Like she has kind of hit this from every angle and sees it from every angle, which I appreciate.

Look, I'm just going by her gut and her gut is telling her that she wants to get this off her chest, right? It feels like a weight for her and a heavy emotional one. And, you know, they're not on bad terms. And just because this was a person that is no longer in your life, it doesn't mean that the connection and especially a connection like that does not exist and should not be talked about and I think if she feels like that would help her and listen he again I'm just going by the fact that she said he's not a bad guy that he probably would be able to maybe offer her a little bit of

support right now and I think you can if you can get that from him the person that is the closest to this situation, then I think that, yes, I think you should tell him. And it doesn't matter if he's fucking some other chick on an island. It doesn't take away from the fact that there was that connection and that something traumatic happened. And why not lean on someone who you relied on for so many years? My takeaway is the same as yours, Sash, in that I think that she is connecting the miscarriage to the relationship. And so in order for her to have closure from the relationship, she needs to let him know about what happened, what was, what happened, essentially what she considers in her mind during the relationship still. So it's about closure. So if you truly

need that for closure to close the door on this relationship, telling him and then being like, okay, I've told you, um, just wanted to let you know, and then you can move on then for sure. Tell him. Um, but I think that sit with that, sit with naming it, like calling it closure, naming it, imagining it and, um, and really walking through the scenario of, of what closure is for you and fitting that into your picture of closure and sit with that before you do it. And if that feels like where you need to be, then 100% go for it. Now that said, the how and when is also a thing, right? Timing. Yeah. So she said that she wants to tell him have closure and peace out by forever. Even though she does say that she does feel like they could be friends because they

share hundreds of friends together, that he will still be in her periphery. Eventually. Eventually. Yes. Right. But I think that if that is true, and again, I want you to sit with this, name it, call it closure, and think about how, I mean, there's nothing perfect in the world, but how you want that closure to look for you, then, you know, I don't know that the timing has to be when he's there, when he gets back, but you really do need to like hold yourself to the fact that this closure means ending and a door closing. Yeah. So I agree. Good luck with that and stick with that. But yeah, I think that you sit with what, what we think that you're trying to tell us. And if that's what feels good, then go for it. Yeah. Keep us posted. Thank you for that message.

Okay. And finally, hi, Sasha and Lainey. So my best friend R and I met during our freshman year in college. I knew he had a crush on me, but he never acted on it. So we've both been in and out of relationships with other people over the nine years we've known each other. During our freshman year in college, his then girlfriend, who was his high school sweetheart and first love, cheated on him with his roommate. Let's call him A for major asshole. R and A still had to live together for a whole semester and afterwards, which created a lot of resentment and hatred between them. That same year, during one very stupid, very drunken night, I slept with A, partly because I was mad at R for some very childish and petty reason. R and I were kind of friends at that point,

But nowhere near best friend status when that all happened Fast forward to now r invited me over to his place a couple of days ago He cooked me dinner and planned a super romantic date night during which he finally told me he's had feelings for me Pretty much the whole time we've known each other and would like us to be together R is a serious relationship type of guy. He's never dated anyone just for fun So I asked him to give me some time to think about it. I want to say yes I really do. R is ridiculously handsome, super funny, smart, and driven, and he's my best friend, which is both a pro and con. Pro, I trust him with my life. I love him. He loves me. He always

puts me first. I want the best for him. I love to be the best for him. Con, I have major commitment issues, so I'm scared to fuck it all up. And also, I've never told him I slept with A, who he still kind of hates to this day. So what do you think I should do? Your insight would be greatly appreciated. thanks e e why aren't you why are no wait why the fuck also is e not fucking socially distancing why are all these people having dates when we're not supposed to do that fuck okay pardon me keep on going the drama is good but i just needed to put that out there okay so she uh went over she broke physical distancing and went over to r's place and had a romantic dinner r professed his undying love and she wants to accept and receive his undying love yes but there's this

small problem of the secret she's been keeping for a long time which is that she fucked the asshole who fucked him over back in the day and he hates that guy and that guy is an asshole okay well hmm well what i would what i wish that she had said in the prose is that she wanted to fuck him do you know what I mean there was like he's very attractive he's very smart he loves me he has my back but I felt like the one thing that you should probably like she in her whole entire letter there was no mention of like actual attraction just putting that out there yeah I feel like one would put that out there if they were trying to get the message across that they wanted to bang their fucking best friend after nine years like if you've been holding that shit in

i feel like that would be top of the pro yeah um so i'm just putting that out there as maybe what was her name e e should really let us know or let herself know if she's actually attracted to this guy because that's that's the deal breaker if she's not then they can't continue like they can't have a relationship but she doesn't want to fuck her best friend i've never wanted to fuck my best friend so i'm just putting that out there yeah i i've never had a friend because i keep my friends in friend zone so i just want to see if she is the same way does she keep her friend like is this guy still always ever gonna be your best friend very attractive adam yeah i would and i and i understand it i understand i'm always like he's so good looking

he's so nice yeah i've never wanted to touch him in any possible way he's not my best friend so i find him really attractive there you go by all means yeah i've had it i mean i don't want to Fuck him because, you know, whatever. But you can see why other women would want to. Yeah, he's great. Yeah. And single. Yes.

Yes. I'm going to let him hook up with people in a few months. You can send your resumes to me. Go on. I already sent you a resume for some of my – I know. Yeah. That resume is locked and loaded.

Is it at the top of the pile? It is at the top of the pile. Great. Okay. Okay. Anyway, back to – Yeah. Oh, back to best friends.

Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. I – Yeah. to me this felt very um there was like an element of sexy danger missing so even before we have to deal with whether or not you disclose that um little secret of yours we yeah both of us are curious about whether or not you want to bang yes because i like here's

why i think we've we've i think that we if i'm zeroing in on it so she talks about this romantic dinner and she says how great it is and how he essentially proposed like dating to her yes they should have fucked that night like totally right because he's down he clearly is so into her and um i'm like oh okay i'm reading the book and i'm like wait a minute where's the kiss where's the touch the heat man yeah um and so if if you if she was able to be like okay can i get back to you instead of here's my pussy put your face in it yeah i'd be waiting for nine years for this moment yeah yeah then that is but instead she was like let me get back to you yeah which but maybe but she has said that the reason she is a little bit nervous about that is because she doesn't want to

blow up a potential relationship or the or the friendship right so we've had conversations lately where people are willing to risk getting COVID-19 for love and attraction. A little deep dicking, yeah. And this is the opposite of that. This is like, maybe this is who ideally you want everyone to be, Sasha. So rational that you put, like you close the flaps

and you're like, let me think this through. Which, so that's why I'm trying to say, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe she really wants to go in on this in a proper way, which is like, don't fuck the friendship up because of horniness. but again my red flag though is that she never mentioned any like sprinkling of attraction in the in her email to us yeah i think we definitely need to push through with a part two here so can

you get back to her over email and be like hey we addressed your question but we have questions can you please listen and then get back to us because i'm not okay i can't deal with the okay i can't deal with the asshole disclosure no no we can't so wait listen i can't let's say e is down to fuck her best friend okay and she wants to move forward with the relationship let's go to part b does she tell her best friend slash potential boyfriend that she fucked his arch nemesis at one point i say yeah okay why not come clean for everything but the question is do you say do you tell after you fuck or before you fuck during you have to tell before you have to tell before really see oh well that's actually tricky wait wait wait wait let me think about that this

is why i need to know before i can actually give a proper answer like i need more information why can't you give it why can't you give advice on that i would like to see how she answers our description of whether or not she's like horndogging it for this guy like i need to hear she's very descriptive she laid out the situation very well for us so i need to hear from her like i need to get her vibe about how horny she is about over this guy or not horny okay fine we can part two listen we have all the time in the world to part two part three yes okay so everybody out there is like watching and reading serialized content why can't we serialize okay yes fine amen so e i'm gonna write you a email but if you hear this before you see

the email write us back let us know if you want to raw dog this guy because that will help us in regards to our advice that we can give you it'll help me yeah it'll get laney in the mood because listen both of us are dried up fucking raisins here we need anything possible to get us aroused hey but my skin looks good oh why a dried up raisin people will actually oh right right sorry sorry our vaginas are dried up raisins not our faces no they're just all greasy okay that's good yes yes we're gonna age in our homes forever and ever thank you age i'm planning to go backwards at home um anyway without the what do you call them out there the um uh anti no no the what is the thing that you that skincare tries to combat

what the fuck are you talking about like wrinkles is that what you're trying to say antioxidants battle another chemically word i don't know what you're trying to say antioxidants and anti-aging no antioxidants fight like another thing what the fuck is it called it's called can you um activate your brain i need you to google something because i don't i can't okay wait piece together what you're trying to say okay wait wait uh damaging hang on oh oh wait i do know what you're saying wait no no don't let me let me guess oh my god i do know what you're trying to say it's like it's like something to do with like environment yes yes stop stop stop let me get let my brain work because are you reading it right now

no I'm not I can't find it but it's something to do with environment right yes yes um anti-aging anti uh oh my god what is it it's gonna be so simple everyone listening this is Lainey typing on her computer uh what is it what is it no i'm fucking looking for it i thought you would know this i should it's something to do with pollution or yes um yes right yeah oh um look just look up anti-face pollution google anti-face pollution right now it's what the fuck it's um it's just a word you know when a word i my back is sweating right now i can't think of it it's not pesticides but it's no to do right it's something like it's like um pollutants i'm gonna look up skin free radicals free radicals wow oh that was like popping a zit just what you

just did free radicals oh fuck honestly i'm sweating i mean too that look i have upper lip sweat right now we do okay fuck okay so what was where did we why did we land on i'm saying like free radicals staying home all the time is helping us avoid free radicals oh yes it is all right everybody uh sorry about that but uh that is uh what our podcast is it's we tried to help ourselves uh thank you for listening uh please subscribe to us wherever you get your podcast um keep your questions coming to me at sasha at lady gossip.com we'll be back soon bye do you keep hearing podcast ads like this one for example but always wonder how you actually get involved with them for your own brand or organization well it's easier than you think

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