What's Your Drama - Do We Like Gwyneth Again, Emoji Creeps, and Counting Strokes

Episode Date: November 29, 2017

Welcome back to the Sasha Answers Podcast! Thank you to all of you for writing in with all your amazing and personal questions. We love answering them so thank you for trusting us.On today's show: We talk about Gwyneth's social media giving and Mariah's anti-holiday spirit. Then we get into your questions!!! What to do if a guy is emoji creeping other Instagram accounts and how many strokes are too many when you're having sex with someone.Thanks for tuning and keep your feedback/questions coming to me at [e-mail] and hit us up on twitter at @sasha_tong and @laineygossip and Instagram at @lostandfoundapothecary and @laineygossip. And of course on iTunes and Google Play. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi, it's Lainey. Hi, it's Sasha. And welcome to the Lainey Gossip Podcast for Sasha Answers. How are you? I'm good. Like, it's really, I mean, we're in the holiday season now, right? We sure are. I mean, like, my tree isn't up, our lights aren't up yet, but I'm definitely feeling

it. I bought a whole bunch of, like, holiday cards today. Okay. As you know. Because you send out holiday cards? No. No, just for like gift certificates that, gift certificate gifts that I'm giving to people as their presents.

As you know, I get my Christmas shopping done well in advance. Yeah, this doesn't, you don't seem like a gift card person because you talk so highly of your gift giving skills that I would think that a card would be a cop out, no? No, I'm talking about there are some people you work with where… I don't give anybody that I work with presents, but okay, yeah. So there are some people you work with who it wouldn't maybe be appropriate to get like a very specialized gift, but you want to show your appreciation for the things that they've done, clients, for example, all that.

So yeah, so I got some cards today and yeah, so in general, I'm just getting ready for the season and some time off or at least some slower time. Yes. Because it's been a bananas year. Yes. I have done nothing. Now I feel really bad. But I don't ever do anything until like the 24th of December.

That's just how I roll. Okay. Well, great. But are you putting up a tree and lights? Well, I go home for Christmas and Corey stays here. And so we never really know what to do. Last year we got a tree, like a small little tree just to make us feel like we were both doing something holiday-y together. But yeah, I think we'll get a tree.

But we haven't gotten that. Again, oh my God, it's almost fucking December. When is December? Like in four days. Okay. So yeah, by December 1st. November seems too premature. I should tell you that, and this is something I've been saving to tell you because I know you're into like holistic approaches to things and wellness and whatnot.

And so we had somebody on the social recently and he's like a Danish researcher and he works for literally like his organization is like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember the exact name of the organization, but it's like the Happiness Research Foundation or whatever. That sounds very up my alley. So his whole job and his team is to research happiness. Oh, my God. Why can't I get a job like that? And so, you know, there's a study that comes out every year that ranks countries.

Yes, on their happiness. And so the Scandinavian countries are always up there. And there are many, many reasons. Like, they have really great universal health care. They're also taxed. Like, they are happy and fine to be taxed, I think, as much as 60% to 65%. So I just want everybody out there to appreciate like they are, they are used to, yeah, every paycheck they give 60% of it to their country.

That's right. Anyway, so, um, so yeah, so he talked about small things that can lead to happy moments. Like it doesn't change your outlook. It might not fix your problems, but there are small things that make you happy that they found help. and so one of them is light specifically candles yes and it comes from like a primitive place or whatever where and i've laughed at you about candles you're always like you'll never take the candle gift fucking give me all the candles again no but what this relates to is like

he says that like lighting a candle every day leads to a sense of closeness and intimacy and warmth and happiness because it goes back to primitive times when fire was like amazing and you'd huddle around and it would keep you warm and whatever. So it got me to thinking about that's why I love holiday lights. Yes. Just that nice warm flicker. Yeah. Like when you, when it's the season and you're driving down the street and you come into your neighborhood, if you're, if you happen to live in a neighborhood, I know people live in condos or whatnot, but when you're driving around certain neighborhoods and you see that, like, their porch is lit or the lights wrap around the tree, there is, like, a sense of, like, oh, it's a nice feeling.

Yes. So what I'm saying is maybe you should put up a tree and have some twinkly lights because it does… Apparently, the happiness research people… Yes. Okay. I'll be happy more. That sounds good.

Well, you know what's so interesting? I don't want to see… It's so weird that we get angry, though, when we see those lights January 1st. Right? Like, I always dog on you guys when I'm like, you motherfuckers still have your Christmas lights up. I'm not apologizing for that anymore. Don't.

I think last year, Yassic left them up until the end of February. And we were those people. And some people left them up until April. And yes, I used to be one of those people like, that's a little bit too long. But now knowing this, because like every time I drive up to my house and it's lit, like with the holiday lights, not lit, like, oh, it's cool, like whatever, not millennial lit. I feel happy. Yeah.

No, it's true. It's a good time to be happy. Yeah. You can't come over here and yell at us on like February 15th if our lights are still on. I will, but I won't. But I will. It's funny because whenever we kind of sit down at the table, we are like, okay, what

do you, like, what are some like good topics of celebrity that we want to talk about? Yeah. And it's hilarious that I picked up my phone and said, did you see this? Yeah. And you also had the same picture up on your phone, which is? Which is, it just got posted. That's probably why. We're doing this on Sunday.

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's Instagram. and she has Instagrammed a picture of Chris Martin, her ex, and Brad Falchuk, her current, sitting at a table together. Yes. Saying Sunday brunch, hashtag modern family. Which, you know what? And then I was driving over here because I was thinking about wanting to talk about this and I just, I'm confused and I need you to help me.

I'm confused how I'm supposed to feel about Gwyneth again. I need to like these little checks here and there to be like, what am I supposed to feel? because she gives me stuff. She can't, you know, there's so much annoying wrong about her, but she does give me stuff. And I was thinking, she's actually like a really interesting celebrity.

Yeah. Right? You can't deny that. And I know there's so much hatred for her by a majority of people, which is fair enough because she's like, yeah, as I said,

kind of annoying. But she gives really good shit. Like she just fucking put out there that, She didn't need to put that post out. And I'm like, thank you for that. From our perspective, because we're in the entertainment industry and we report on these people, how can we complain about her? I know.

She gives the goods. For her whole career, she's, through her romantic life and through her privilege, she's given us shit to say. Sometimes we love it. And when we don't love it, she's given us shit to hate and yell about. Like, you know, she's never been boring. No. Okay, good. So now, so I don't feel bad. I feel, I feel happy that I am pro-Gwyneth right now.

There is something we do need to talk about. Oh, okay. Because there is a person who also we, like, we do together, like, for lack of a better… What? No, not, whatever. But it's Mariah Carey. Yes. I'm, are you worried? I've been worried for a while. Yeah, me too. So much so that I actually can't, They're, like, as much Mariah clickbait as they're out there, I still, like, back away. I can't do it anymore. She's – I – she's no longer fun to me.

Well, the reason I'm saying this is because we were just talking about the holiday season. And, like, right now – Who is the icon of holidays? She – her breasts should be right up our nostrils right now. Like, she should be in an elf suit or – Yes. Well, not green. Red lingerie.

Red lingerie. With a little Santa hat. Like, a pretend Santa outfit. Yeah. Her breasts should be, like, right up into our eyeballs right now. She should be straddling us with Santa babies. 100%. Where are those things?

And she's missing. And, you know, she's said that because of, like, her doctor's orders, she has to delay the start of her, like, Christmas concert annual situation. I mean, I have to say I'm a little skeptical about that. Like she's making it sound like it's a vocal cord thing, but you know, you heard the rumors from a couple of weeks ago where supposedly she had like stomach surgery, gastric, whatever. So yeah, that's where she is. That's where she is. I'm worried.

I am too. But I think I've always been worried for her. And part of it was like entertaining worried. Now I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know. I, I might. It's for, for Mimi to miss a Christmas or a holiday is like me not like saying no to a buffet.

Totally, yes. The lights have been dimmed. I know you like lights. We've just talked about that. I'm very concerned. Mariah has dimmed the lights. I just, so if we could add another like Christmas miracle onto, and yet are we supposed to not, sorry, and should we not add Mimi to the Christmas miracle list because of that story that came

out about how her bodyguard is accusing her of sexual harassment? I know none of this. Okay, so. Her body, her current bodyguard. Her former bodyguard. First of all, she owes him a ton of money, which, like, she doesn't dispute, apparently, and she's, like, trying to get those bills paid. Oh.

So, and she's so much money, like, when she's not paying her bills, it's because of that manager. Anyway, she fired the manager, Stella. You didn't know? Yes, yes, yes. Okay. And then, in the same complaint, he hasn't filed an official lawsuit, but in the same complaint, the bodyguard alleges that in addition to her not paying him, she sexually harassed

him because one day like he was summoned into her boudoir i'm not ever gonna say that she has a bedroom like her boudoir and he like she had some suitcases or boxes to move around and she was barely dressed and she had him move like whatever she needed moved and she was like whatever prancing in front of him or well she doesn't prance so she was probably in a chair in a chair squeezing her tits to get like really so this is what's interesting which i can totally believe happened no see this what listen i believe him if this is the case yes exactly we're from we're we're at that stance but the thing that throws a red flag to me is that i've always thought mariah is asexual there is not she will yes launch her tits like right on the table i agree that she's

asexual so that's why and like asexual uh just by looking at her i'm like you don't You don't know how to have sex. You don't know how to have sex. You don't want to have sex. No. It takes too much energy. Yeah. All of it would take too much energy to seduce someone.

So I almost don't buy that because that would take energy that she has zero of. I don't think that she was doing it in the hopes that he would like rip his pants off and mount her. I think that that's her. You know how she performs and like poses sexually? Like she's on sleep pills? Like, like an adolescent first coming into their sexuality and testing out like, oh, it's sexy if you wear red lipstick and go. And you put your hand on your hip.

Totally. Right? That's Mariah. And I do feel that what she does is she's constantly like performing sexuality without knowing and understanding what sexuality is. So I can totally see her in like her negligee, teddy, whatever, with heels on, flouncing around the bed, perform, like doing things that she thinks are sexy. And meanwhile, like whoever else is looking at it is like, I'm confused. And he was uncomfortable, clearly.

And that is, nobody should be at work having to look at their boss half naked. And who happens to be Mariah Carey pretending to be sexual when like this is, you know, nobody is being turned on. but I do, that's why I can picture it. I can picture her like miming something that she thinks is sexy. But to the normal folk, I wouldn't think that was sexy. I'd be like, are you okay? Like, what are you doing? Like, what's wrong with you right now? Like, why are you writhing in this position? Like it wouldn't read as sexy to me or even sexual. So I'm surprised by the fact that he would say it was sexual. Like he felt sexually assaulted because

again right i think it's more discomfort he was like what the fuck am i supposed to do with this she's my boss she writes the checks and she's doing this weird shit she's not even giving me the checks yeah yeah she's doing this weird shit and i like i this is again it's so awkward i don't know what's happening and yeah fair enough he shouldn't have to go to work and like ever no what is her world man anyway so i don't know do are we supposed to wish like are we supposed to wish good on her given that she is like a sexual harasser maybe. No, we got to follow that story. Then we can…

Let's be clear. I mean, she's not like a Harvey Weinstein. No. Yeah. Can we… Yes. Yeah. I don't know.

Maybe one person is going to yell at us and be like, that's wrong. But I'm sorry. I can't put her on the same level as a Harvey Weinstein. No. Again, because she has zero bones in her body to even move them, let alone find someone to aggress on. She's not… Anyway.

Okay. Let's get to it. Okay. Hi, ladies. Do you think someone liking and commenting on random good-looking locals' Instagrams is a deal-breaker? Think basic emojis, rose, thumbs up, winky face. Is this mildly creepy or just the new normal?

This came up in Convo because my friend's ex wants to reunite. He's saying all the right things and seems very committed, but 80% of his Instagram followers are local hotties. I love that this is a local hottie question. If you're pursuing a relationship… What's a local hottie? I don't know. Okay.

If you're pursuing a relationship, does leaving cheesy comments on social media go from harmless flirtation to red flag? Thanks, N. Okay, so it's her friend's ex who wants to get back together with her friend? Yeah. And he, they're looking at his Insta posts and, or whatever, his Instagram followers, and he's leaving hearts and thumbs up or whatever the fuck on local hotties' Instagram pages.

listen for me i'm like this is not the world i fucking live in but i kind of am if we're actually giving advice to this he's still single um and fucking ready to mingle so he is allowed to be searching and commenting and liking other hot chicks posts right yeah he is allowed to be doing that he's the parameters are safe for him to do that because he is not locked in in a relationship but he's he might be pursuing one he's re-pursuing lock re-locking he's trying to re-lock down his ex-girlfriend i i just i don't know i i mean like as like as you said this is so confusing you and i are not of this like i don't comment on anybody's Instagram.

You don't follow anybody. Of course you don't. Yeah. So I don't even, that is such a stretch for me. I will say, so I don't even, I don't know what the morals and the ethics of this are. There's pressures. There's, you must know that, right? If you were to follow one person, one plus person, and you see their pictures, you have

to heart them. You have to like them. Oh, yeah. Well, I like, I like a lot on Instagram. I do that. Oh, okay. I easily, but I'm talking about leaving like a rose emoji. Right.

I just I don't even care about the morals or the ethics of this I just think that's a super fucking loser thing to do so I don't even want to go into like you know is this a red flag because that's what n is asking yeah I'm like why does your friend want to get back together with him this is so lame like it's so uh like I I just don't think that a guy or girl who does shit like that is, is really like interesting or cool. I agree. But I think that… But maybe we're the wrong generation. Well, yeah. I think the person writing here is probably like two decades younger than us, right? And this is how they do communicate. This is how they pick up. I remember, oh, I was looking at these girls' posts and it's like all like super sexy pictures and they're

young. They're like in university. And I was reading the comments because I find this stuff so interesting and there's so many dudes that are like leaving like yeah like hot fire lit your legs fucking all this sort of shit and like uber like uber toronto were also leaving like the like the uber official instagram page were like love your legs like they were also commenting like uber which is like a company leaving i'm sure that shit's being stopped now but it's funny to see all these people, because I think that is how people, young people today communicate. And that's how you grab someone's attention. Oh, look, this guy just left a rose emoji. He must want to fucking fuck me, which is probably true, right? He's flagging down these girls to be like, hey,

hey, hey, local hottie. I'm around. I'm also local. I also love the, what is it? Local hotties. Yeah, I want to know how the definition, like, what is the geographical boundary of local hottie? Yeah, I hear what you're saying. I definitely hear that this is, we are not of that generation. This is the MO. I don't even emoji. So, yeah. You hate emojis, which is one thing.

I hate emojis. So, I, this is not where I'm going. I just want to know how many steps that goes from, you know, rose emoji to like the kind of shit sometimes I get. Have you ever gotten like gross shit on your Instagram? So I think it's funny, but it's also… Like what gross shit? Like the other day I got a comment on my, like for a long time on Twitter, I've like

gotten a dick, you know, like an actual real dick pic. I'll post a picture of myself. Let's say I'll post a picture, whatever. Or here's my outfit of the day on Twitter for a long time, and then, like, I'll get a dick in return and be like, here's what my dick thinks of your outfit, right? Wow. Awesome. In exchange for your OOTD, he gives you a big hard dick. Yeah, and so on Instagram the other day, I got a series of progressively nastier and nastier responses to, like, it was just a photo of me in an outfit of the day.

And so one of the comments was, I would eat your discharge. Oh, bravo, Ashley. That's actually a really great comment. I've never heard that before. That's creative. It's foul. But like points to that person. So I would say that the rose emoji compared to I would eat your discharge, like that comment

is quite innocent. Agreed. So for, yes, this is not apples to apples. No. Yes. Yeah. So I would say, like, on the sliding scale of grossness, to your point, Sash, technically he's single.

Technically he's out there, like, Instagram is sort of a dating tool, right, if you're sliding into someone's DMs and then… Yeah. So many people meet on Instagram and start dating. What it does mean, though, is that he's looking. Yeah. And I think that you and your friend has to check her personal barometer. My personal barometer for that kind of shit, like, first of all, people using emojis and, like, creeping on Instagram, it just isn't very cool.

Like, it doesn't make me intrigued by this person. But you also have to ask your friend, why is everyone, like, side-eyeing these emojis on local hotties' Instagrams? Was he kind of suspect to begin with? Like, do we not trust him? Was he kind of always a slimebag? Is that why this makes you guys feel all gross and weird that he's, like, hunting on Instagram for other girls via emojis? Like, is he a creep to start with? If he is and this is just another example of his creepiness, then, yeah, he's a creep and your friend probably shouldn't get back together with him.

But if he's always been a nice guy and he was a good boyfriend and they broke up for, like, just mild reasons and now he's just kind of leaving heart and rose emojis, I mean, you've got to give him, like, cred. Like, he's still trying to get some fucking poontang in his life, right? Like, he's still trying to be single and trying to meet girls. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. He isn't… Do I want to date him? No.

But I think he… Everything's above board here. Yeah. On the… If, in fact, he's a nice person. On the sliding scale of grossness, and we have seen so much grossness out of dudes lately… Yeah, like a rose is harmless. Maybe a rose…

Although, at this point, our standards… Like, look at how we're… And now I don't know a thing. We're like, oh. Do you know what I mean? Was it, I'll eat your discharge? I would eat your discharge. I really, Yasik, I need that to be the title of this podcast.

You won't let me, but like, that's amazing. And you know, is it outrageous? Of course, everybody. So please save your outrage if you're going to direct it at us and we will take your outrage. But we are not trying to minimize sexual assault and male grossness. We are just having a very real-time reaction that may be like an ingrained coping mechanism to deal with this kind of like, you know, brazen behavior. You become numb to it.

And sometimes you're so numb to it that you have to, and it's not for everybody, but like I have to get a giggle out of that because it's so mortifying that anybody's brain could compute that and then fucking write it down. What the fuck do you think? What would you, like, is his hopes are like, that Lainey, she is going to fucking love I love that. She's going to discharge all. She's going to take this as the best compliment she's ever had.

Anyway. People are fucked. So to answer that question, what are we saying? We're just like, I think everything is above board. But she, the ex-girlfriend, her friend, N's friend, should really know, as you said, is to like kind of like dig deep and kind of ask yourself like, what is this dude all about? Why did you break up with him? Yeah.

And if you plan to get back together with him. But your point is really good about understanding like they're in that culture. If they're checking his Instagram, it means that they're part of the Instagram culture. So how are you guys behaving in that culture? Like, are you seeing a hot guy? Are there local hotties who are dudes? And like, if they're… How are you getting their attention?

Yeah. Or what kind of comments do you leave? Or what kind of emojis do you leave on other people's Instagrams? Like, if you… I don't know. If somebody takes his shirt off and he has a body like Idris Elba… Do you leave an eggplant? Do you, do you leave like a fire emoji? Like, you know, what I need to, that culture,

like I need to understand it more in terms of what the generally understood offensive, not offensive thing is. Because yeah, we're too old in grandmothers. We're too old grandmothers. Like, I don't know. I just, me as the grandmother, I'm just saying, I don't think that's particularly cool. Yeah. And I think cool as in like, not like attractive. Well, yeah, I agree. And I also think like it of course matters what kind of generation you're in. We obviously were not brought up with this whole Instagram stuff. But I don't think the like the common denominator should change. I think you should always want a guy or a girl, like a partner, when you're looking for a partner to like have some self-respect. I would, even if I was probably in my 20s,

I don't think I would be leaving like heart, big heart emoji faces at hot guys. Like I wouldn't, that just wouldn't be me. And so I would hope that people would, like, I hope that that's not everybody. And I don't think there is. Like, I feel like there's good guys out there who don't leave hearts and fucking roses on local hotties' Instagrams. Great. All right. Next question. Sasha and Lainey. I hope you answer my question because my girlfriends and I are stumped. So I've been dating a guy. Let's call him Chad. He's in his mid thirties, has a great job, is responsible and kind and is very respectful of me. We've been dating now for just over four months and things are going great, but of course there is a but. We are obviously sleeping together

and we will go sometimes twice or three times a day and I always orgasm, but here's the thing, he never finishes while having sex. He will always, and I mean always, wait until I finish and then pull out and then jack off. Again, this happens every time. Is this strange? Should I not find this insulting that he seemingly likes his hand better than me? My girlfriends and I can't figure out if this is normal or not. So here I am asking two perfect strangers for their advice on this. Do I just deal with this even though it makes me feel insecure? Do I talk to them about it? Help. I have follow-up questions. Like, is there at any point, like, are they barebacking or what? That was not a note in there. There was no note about that. Because don't you think

By barebacking, I don't know what that means. No condom. Oh, no condom. Oh, okay. Like, because what would that, what would the difference be? Well, if he had a condom on and he was pulling out every time and jerking off into the condom, I would think that that is a different level of like kink. Whereas if they're not using a condom, even though she might be on the pill or have IUD

or whatever, there are some guys who just take that extra precaution and don't want to, like, go in. Oh, I see what you mean. Like, yeah, don't want to finish indoors. Like, just pulling out. Yeah. That's his version of just pulling out. Yeah.

So that's why I had, number one, the question about the condom. And I do think we need a follow-up. Like, is he pulling out when he's close and it really is just, like, two or three pumps and he comes? Or he's not even close at all. and it's, he jerks off and he's like, he's pumping it for like one or two minutes. I think that's the latter. That's what I'm gauging from this letter, even though she hasn't really given us that

clue. I do think what's like the question mark here is he pulls out and then he fucking works off, like beats off for like a couple of fucking minutes and then she has to watch him do that. That's what I think is probably happening. Because if you're saying I'm the anomaly, I've never had that. I'm not saying you're the anomaly. I'm just saying since you're not, you don't have this experience, but other people do and I'm one of them.

But chances are in her girlfriend group, someone would have been like, oh no, no. People pull out and then they fucking wank it twice and then they're good. Right? She probably would have, they would have had this discussion. They've obviously, her and her friend group have like tried to hash this out. Hence what I think what we're dealing with here, we might as well go with this because it's more interesting anyway. So he's not close at all.

He's not close at all. And to get himself close, he has to like literally jerk off for a while to blow his load. That's what I think it must be. I mean, what's the solution here? Well, it goes back to, I think, that you just respect other people's way of getting off. I think as they get to know each other more and their relationship deepens, then I think that there can be discussion of how everyone enjoys themselves in a situation of fucking. Like, maybe he wants to do that a little bit, but then maybe she's like, hey, but can you

try coming in me? Because that would be fun. I think that they can come together and figure some stuff out later on, but I don't think – I'm a little bit hesitant for her to say it right now because I don't want him to feel embarrassed or shamed for the way that he needs to come. Why would he feel embarrassed? Like, because she gets off. Like, he –

Yeah, he checks her box. Yeah. Yeah. And he – every time he makes sure that it happens for her. So I don't know why it would be embarrassing. I don't think his feelings would be hurt. It would be for her to be like, hey, how come you never come inside of me? yeah okay you think that he would be embarrassed maybe i don't know it's so intimate when people

are like when you're like blowing your load it's so like intimate it's like kind of almost secretive i don't know i think it's pretty intimate that he already has his dick in his hand pumping it like and she watches so i don't know that a question like hey how come you never like you know listen i'm the fucking town prude so you take this one you think that they should have an adult conversation about it i think it could be a casual question like hey i mean because the question isn't how come you suck with your dick? Like, I'm not satisfied. That's embarrassing and that's cruel and that's hurtful. She clearly is getting sexual satisfaction. He's making her, hey, you make me feel so good. Like, yeah, like just wondering how come you never come inside of

me? Right. Yeah. Okay. Or, I mean, I'm trying to think of if there is, I mean, I don't want to turn this into like a, like, you know, radio porn, but like during the act and like it's hot and they're like fucking talking to each other, if, what would happen, I'm just asking our writer here, what would happen if she, when they're hot and they're like touching each other and like groaning and whatever, what would happen if she like moaned out something like, I want you to come inside of me? Right. A nice cue.

Yeah. Okay. Like, because I think conversation during sex is also important. Like, number one for consent, like, that's how consent can be fluid, like, each stage. So, number one, like, talking during sex isn't bad. Dirty talk during sex isn't bad. So, you know, dirty talk can range from that feels so good to harder to slower to whatever. Yeah.

And part of that is also, it's, you know, in the fucking dirty books I read, it is a moment of erotica when like a guy or a girl or a girl to another girl or a guy to another guy say to each other, I want to feel you come inside of me. Right. So it can be worked in to the whole… To the whole erotic experience. Pleasure experience. Yeah.

So use your voice. Yeah, maybe do that. I like that offering first. Yeah. Okay. I mean, and tell us about it in like a porny way. Hey, yeah. You write your own, if you want to, in your response to us, yes, write it the way, and

send it directly to Elaine at LennyGossett.com. I have a question for you now, because I was watching Anthony Bourdain, which is like one of my favorite shows, and he was doing something in Seattle, and they were showing, they interviewed these two porn stars, and they were talking about VR porn, so virtual reality porn. Right. Right. Whereby, yeah. Like, so am I going to walk? What do you put on a head? Like you put on the goggles or whatever? Yeah. And like a dude will basically be like, can be standing over you or you'll see two people getting it on, like literally in 3D. Like you can turn your head and you will

fucking see the tissues next to the table or whatever. Right. Like you can see everything. And I was like, oh, am I, are you going to do that? Like I literally, like you were the first person I thought about because you talk about porn all the time. Would that be like something that you would put into your repertoire? So it's still like voyeur. You're still just watching a video. It's just that it's a 3D video, right? So there's that.

That can be something that you could have. They also have things where you can like kind of attach shit to like your dick or your clit, and it'll like vibrate at the same time. So it can get you off too. So wait, so you have the goggles on, And like, let's say, I mean, I just, I, first of all, the first scenario just doesn't sound any different to me than watching like a porn video, except that it's in 3D and maybe in

higher definition. Well, it was sort of, so the, one of the shots they showed you is like a girl, he was watching a girl and she was naked and he like kind of tilted his head and she had both her legs separated over him and he was just looking at her vagina. Oh, okay. And so she, like, you can do all that shit. And then there's other ones where, yeah, like, they'll, like, get in between your legs. And they also have, like, for dudes.

Oh, so the dude will get in between his legs and he'll, like, literally smush his, like, mouth against the camera. Exactly. And then the attachment that's attached to your clit will, like, start rubbing. And so it's as close to, sure, I guess. Yep. The only thing that I, I just, I think. Wouldn't that feel crazy? Wouldn't that just be like taking, for me, again, because I am prude alert, and those

things would be, it would be too much. It would be too real. Be too real. Wouldn't at some point you ask like, how about if you're like, oh no, sorry, I'm just going to fucking strap this fucking VR thing on. I'll be back. I'm just fucking going to fuck Ted in my video camera. Yeah. Like at some point, isn't it, at any point, is it crossing the line of

infidelity in a weird way? I don't know that that would, I just don't know that that would be my jam. Like, first of all, I, I, I find it, I would find it really strange to have like snorkeling gear on my face. Yeah. And feeling hot and heavy. i'll be like am i snorkeling or am i fucking getting it on like both so i number one i just don't think it would work for me because i just don't want to fucking have a mask on my face or like fucking goggles and like be plugged into an outlet you know like one day i'm sure they'll invent like a contact lens of course and you but then i just listen Listen, the old fashioned kind of like video porn works fine for me in the sense of like,

I know what to look for now. Like a lot of porn is disgusting and not my thing, but they do produce porn for women that is, we've said this before, but let's say it again. As we all know, I like my porn professionally shot. I like the lighting. The people have to be attractive. High def. Yeah. High def, the settings. Very well produced. Yeah. Like the furniture has to be nice. Like,

yeah. So it has to be really well produced. And so for those videos, for the most part, they try and cater it to like women's sensibility. There's lots of cunnilingus and there's lots of lingering shots on the man's body. Like one of my great complaints about the majority of porn that's made for men, because it's made for men, is that like you don't get to see the dudes come face, which I think is quite erotic. Like when I'm having sex with Jacek, I want to see his face when he's like at that moment. Oh, this is just opened up a whole other thing. I would be fine to see my partner's fucking come face. I don't want to see any other human beings come face. I specifically, I don't want to be a male hater. I cannot. I would. I know. Really? Nope. Nope.

Okay, fine. Nope, nope, nope. That's fair. Then like maybe more traditional porn would work for you. It's like taking a shit face. It's like me having to go into a toilet and look at someone take a giant dump. When it's done well, it's really erotic. Okay, fine.

So like I find that more porn geared towards women, and it is like they do do it well now, is geared towards like being able to observe men's pleasure as well. Cause like, you know, typically it's a closeup on the fucking lady's face and she's like, uh, uh, uh. And like, she's, her face is screwed up and whatever that, because I'm, I'm not a lesbian that doesn't do it for me, but because it would do it for me to see a man in that situation. So like, anyway, the whole point is this goggle porn. Like I listen, I'm into snorkeling.

No, I'm not. I just, I think it's like already, I just want to be in my bed, super comfortable. I don't want my hair in my face. I don't want like anything on my face. Like I just, right. I just don't, that to me, it's just the, the practicalities of it are just weird. You're old school. You're old school. You like your porn, old school. Yeah. Yeah. That's also, I will say that is also one of like, that was one of my biggest complaints about the 50 Shades of Grey movies, which I've never seen. Great. Cause you're, yeah. These things make

you uncomfortable, but like, you know how they were talking about how it's for women and it's like so sexy and whatever. And like in the first movie, at least I don't remember the second movie and I don't think I saw it actually in the first movie like she gets off and we never see him come

right we don't see his face we don't see like his like moment of release yep

and for a movie that's like catered to women yeah heterosexual women that was like a major flaw for me

and I wonder if that's a taboo it's like the last thing that we have to cross like we can't see like we can see a woman's titties and we can see her

fucking like biting her lip and like spreading her legs but we can't fucking see a dude like in his expression is oh

yeah that's weird that they did not include that actually whatever those movies are um all right well I think that wraps it up for today

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