What's Your Drama - Sasha’s Charlie Hunnam Lady Boner & How to Detect a Faux-gasm

Episode Date: October 12, 2017

We are backkkkkk!Welcome to season 3 of Sasha Answers. I can't tell you how much your support means to us and how thankful we are for your patience while we took a hiatus.On today's show: Clues to sussing out a fake orgasm and how to figure out when it's time to call it quits on a relationship. Plus, Lainey and I catch up on what's been going on since the summer, but really it's just me taking about how Charlie Hunnam.Thanks for listening and please keep your questions coming to me at [e-mail]. And of course tweet us at @sasha_tong and @laineygossip and Instagram at @lostandfoundapothecary and @laineygossip. And leave your feedback on iTunes and Google Play. Also quick programming note: I know we are posting this on a Thursday (blame Canadian thanksgiving) but we will be back on Wednesday's again from here on out!S.xo  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi, this is Lainey, and welcome to the Lainey Gossett Podcast, where Sasha answers, welcome back, I should say. Hey, Sasha. Hi. Season three. What, what, what, what? People have been asking for it. Yeah.

Thanks for your emails, and thanks for caring and wondering where we've been. Where have we been? It was just a tornado of busyness, like the summer season, it kind of gets slow around August and then boom, we're right back with TIFF and both of us work TIFF. Oh, we should talk about like your amazing experiences during TIFF. And then there was the Emmys and then blah, blah, blah, Thanksgiving in Canada. So anyway, we're here and we're back to answer your drama questions. Yes, and there have been a lot since we've been away, so we will tackle two goodies today,

I hope. Well, tell me first about Tiff. Well, I mean, I think the highlight that you know is, fill in the blanks, Angelina Jolie. No. Oh, my God, no. Charlie Hunnam. Oh, Charlie Hunnam. Okay.

Oh, sorry. I was like picking major superstars. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Of course. But you were thinking Horndog. Yes. Yeah. You always fall back to Horndog.

Okay. Okay, so you're not on the same vibes. Okay, well, we can talk about Angelina Jolie. Well, because I… But see, what's so boring is, like, as exciting as that moment was of getting her and seeing her fucking 100 million children walk down the red carpet, it was awesome, but I don't have, like, anything else to tell you other than she has a plethora of children and she walked in looking immaculate.

Well, I think that that's… This is the shit I want to hear. Okay. When you were telling me the story and then I relayed it on the blog, I feel like it's way better coming from you where you talked about how as soon as she walked in, it was almost like it was a cathedral. Like, ah. Oh, absolutely.

The angels did sing. Okay, just set it up though because as I told people, typically on a red carpet, people will fucking bludgeon you to death for an interview, right? Like, people are bananas on a red carpet, especially for somebody like… It's chaos. It's 300. It's Gladiator, right? Like screaming. There are like hatchets going, like spit and blood is flying everywhere. I mean, this obviously is hyperbole, but it is not a classy joint. No, it gets pretty like rough and tumble in those situations. And so we were in not the best position. And like that, of course, as a producer made me really stress out

because I was like, fuck, if I come back home with no Angelina, like I'm going to be not the star of my workplace. Anyway, but yeah, there was just so much excitement before leading up to it. And then, yeah, as you said, typically at a red carpet, people are fighting like motherfuckers to like backstab each other, get whatever they need. And in that moment when she came, it was silence. It was like someone had just like sucked out all the oxygen in that room. No one said a fucking peep and she just walked by in silence. Like you could hear the pitter-patter of all these children walking by you. Yeah. And luckily we did get the interview with Angelina, like a quick little soundbite. But yeah, she's striking. She's absolutely striking.

Well, what I found really interesting is that when… because I looked back at the audio and the video and because it's video, you can still hear rustling and the crowd behind her that was the audience, you know, walking behind and filling the theater. And so it was amazing to me to get your account and Tracy's account, who is the eTalk reporter that was working the carpet that night, because both of you talked about like the cathedral effect of her walking in. And you don't really get that in the video in the sense of it's not complete silence. But normally a video like that, you hear people, Angelina!

A question, throwing questions out, freaking out. Freaking out, because that's what you have to do to get a star's attention. And these cynical reporters were quiet and respectful and like in awe, not even respectful. None of us have fucking any respect for ourselves or for celebrities, but it was just like everyone just froze in time. But fuck Angelina. She's beautiful. Let's just talk about another beautiful human.

Okay. Charlie Hunnam. Okay. So what do you need to tell me? I need to tell you this. I didn't get any of these interviews. I didn't get this assignment. So let me just get that out.

I need to tell you that I realized that I am like a horrible wife because in the interview, Charlie Hunnam talks about how he lost so much weight for this role. In fact, he weighed less than me in this film. Which is like painful. What is this, Papillon? Yeah, Papillon. Okay. Which is like painful to hear when you're like, oh, okay, someone who's like six foot

four and is a human formed male weighs less than me. But I found him so – and he's super thin still in the interview. He's probably like a buck fifty – is still so fucking hot. Yeah. But rewind. Remember how Corey, my husband, was suffering appendicitis and also lost a disgusting amount of weight. I have never been so body shaming as a wife.

Like, I was like, you're disgusting. Your neck's thin. Oh, my God. Your legs are so skinny. Your waist. Oh, my God. Like, I was, like, so mean to him. Yet, parallel universe is Charlie Hunnam, who was weighing the exact same as Corey.

I, like, popped major bone for him. I'm a horrible person. I'm a horrible person. Anyway, thankfully, Corey has gained some weight. So, we're okay. Yeah. He's no longer in the beer area. Yes.

That's how we get to pack those pounds on it, is through beer. Okay, well, thank you for waiting patiently for us. No, wait. I want to tell you something else. Right. An update on your life. Sorry, is this annoying? But I feel like I have lots to say.

Well, I… Listen, you just… This is a gloat moment for you, so why don't you go ahead. You just gloated at me about Charlie Hunnam, which is an assignment I wanted, and now… Can I tell you another assignment that you want? Which is this Friday, I have jury duty. I don't know if I'm going to actually be on this, whatever the fuck it's called. I don't even…

Fuck you. I'm going to be in the hopes of being a juror for ideally some sort of mass murder case. Well, okay. So just to recap, Sasha and I are the only people who want to do jury duty. Like this is something we do have in common that we bond over. And you're the dick who, when it came in the mail, like the summons or whatever you call it. I took a picture of it for you. You took a picture of it and you sent it to me. And then you had to come by my office and like wave it in my face. Yes. But I would hope that you would do

the same if that happened to you. I feel like I'm going to do this for the both of us. And I've been studying. Have you seen the Netflix series Confession Tapes or heard of it? No. So it's all about these like false confessions that are caught on tape and like these horrible things that have happened to people and they were made to say that they were guilty when they weren't. Anyway, so I'm practicing so that when it's my time as a juror, I will be fair and I will not be bullied into a guilty verdict or non-guilty verdict. I'm so jealous. Like, I have daydreams and fantasies about being on a jury and being that, like…

First of all, I would want to… Are you going to try and be the foreperson of the jury? Like, the jury boss? There's, like, a jury boss. I don't want to be the jury boss. I want to be the person who isn't flaunting my intelligence, but in fact is taking all the details, all the notes, and going to sway them all when they're all fucking dummies. Okay.

So in the movie about the jury, you are the one who like, they're all like- I saved the day. Guilty, guilty, or not guilty, and you come in and you're like, but what about the piece of evidence that blah, blah, blah. That's what I hope. So you have a hero moment. Yeah. Okay.

Cut to, I won't be part of this. I know that this is what my, I know what will happen. I will probably not get picked. Which is going to be really sad, but at least I get to see the process. I'm so jealous. Like, I feel like I would be such a kick-ass. You would be great. But at the same time, like, I'm warning you, I'm not trying to like, I'm not trying to

push any dark energy on you. No, no, no, please. I actually, this is going to, I'm going to freak out. Please don't. No, no, no, I'm not saying, I'm just saying. No, but you're going to say something that's going to. I'm just saying things disqualify, like, us, people in our profession. Oh, okay.

I thought you were going to say something, like, horrible about someone's, like, bloody bludgeon fucking knife will hurt me. I'm saying that, like, I've heard that people in certain professions get… You know, I also love telemarketing. Like… Yeah. I've heard this. And so when the phone rings and it's telemarketing, I always want to do the survey.

I always want to participate. But the second question is always, are you a member of the media or do you work for a media or a broadcast company? And when I say yes, they're like, okay, sorry, we have to end the call here. And isn't kind of jury duty the same? But I wrote what my profession was when I submitted, like initially. What do you mean when you submitted? Sorry, not when I…

Sorry, sorry, sorry. There's an application form? No. But when they first are like, hey, they're, like, resident, are you, like, you are maybe going to be asked to do jury duty, like, fill out this form of, like, who you are, da-da-da. You have to write down your profession. Oh, okay. And so then I got the letter and it even says on the letter, like, you've been picked for

jury duty as a TV producer. Okay. Anyway. I know this is not important, but, like, it… What am I going to wear? Because, yeah, like, this is your auditioning for the part of juror. Yeah. I don't know yet.

I want to actually be, like, low profile because I also don't want to be, like, discriminated against because I'm not, like… because I'm not white. And so I also want to, like, blend in. Like, I don't want to be axed from the jury. Right. So I want to be as, like, gray and white and, like, not… like, I just want to be middle of the road. Right.

So I'm just going to dress middle of the road so I don't look neither here nor there. Okay. Good luck. Thank you. I'll let you know. Yeah. Oh my God, maybe this podcast won't ever happen because I'll be locked up in a fucking hotel room.

Okay. First question of season three, I would like to say that we're starting off with a straight male. We've never had a straight male ever write in to this. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. And it's really fucking quick because as straight males, they write really good questions. Okay. Hi, Sash and Lainey. Hope you are both well. Question one, what, if any, are the telltale signs that a girl is faking her orgasms? Or is it simply impossible to tell? Question two, has Taylor Swift finally jumped the shark?

I would think so, but perhaps it's a bit early to really tell. Thanks, and enjoy your weekend. G.M. How do you know he's… Oh, I guess woman orgasms and how many… Yeah, but then the second one kind of throws you for a loop. I know. I've had to wonder too, but that first question made me realize that he is fucking females

right now. All right. So… What do you have to say about that? How do you, as a jury member, detect whether or not a woman is faking an orgasm? Well, I actually don't think it is the act of the faked orgasm. It's what happens after, right? Because you can't fake displeasure or, like, needing to get to do something else afterwards.

You know what I mean? Like when you've had actual orgasm, you're like, like you need a fucking beat to like rest. If you faked an orgasm and like you're up and out of bed or you're checking your fucking emails right after or you have like a disappointed look on your face or you're like have energy to do something, I feel like that's the telltale sign. Not the actual orgasm part. It's the after the orgasm part is when you can tell if someone has faked it or not.

I think it's, but I think that varies from person to person. Like, you know, in all the fucking dirty, horny books that I read, which I love so much, after orgasm, the typical reaction is like cuddling and kissing and like, you know, super high intense emotion. Jacek and I, like after I have an orgasm, I'm like, okay, bye. That's what I mean. See you later. But you're a dude.

Like get out of my face. Oh, okay. But that's kind of you in general. I don't know if this… have taken what I have come for. Okay. But so I, but again, there have, like, I mean, there must be, I'm not a unicorn. I'm not that unique. So listen to me, that unique. I'm not unique. So there must be other women like me who are like, oh, I'm satisfied. See you later. But in that satisfaction, you're like, I need some chill. Like you're chill, right? Right. Yes. You're not

fucking scratching at the fucking door and like still have all this pent up energy or like needing to fucking multitask right after it. No. You need a fucking beat to relax. Yeah. Yes. I don't know that we, you and I, both of us, feel chill afterwards. I don't know if we're a monolith, though.

I don't know if you and I represent all women. Hey, of course not. Ladies, can you, if you are the type to want to go for a run after you come, like right after, like bolt out of the goddamn bed is what I'm trying to say. Can you hit us up? Because we'd like to read your thoughts and your experience on – it can be anonymous on the next episode so that we can, you know, get a different perspective. Yeah, because my point would be if you're a woman and you've just faked it, there's

some anger. So there's some residual anger that you didn't get your rocks off. So you either are unpleasant afterwards, like kind of bitter, or you're like you fucking got to get out of bed and do something because you haven't released the tension. See, here's where I keep thinking and coming around to it because, okay, we haven't talked about this, but I'm a dark time, for the most part, sex person. You like… Like I like it at night.

You like it at night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's very rare where the sun is up and… Yes. Unless, you know, we're away on a trip or something. Yeah. And it's like five o'clock in the afternoon, I've been on the beach all day and I'm just loving life and I'm like, let's do it right now.

Right. But for the most part, I prefer… Nighttime sex. Nighttime sex. Yeah. But there are people who love morning sex. Now, think about those people. They get up or they, like, whatever, and they, like, do it, and then they have to go to work.

So… But there's a beat. I'm not talking about laying in bed for fucking hours. I'm just talking about there has to be… Like, you have to pay attention to the person. They're not… They have, like, a moment of relaxation in their aura. They're not just fucking jamming.

Like, you don't have that, like, the whole point is, like, after a sneeze. You just, like, need to, like, oh, okay, like, that felt fucking good, right? I'm not, like, I'm not angsty after a fucking sneeze. So that's my point is, like, it's the nuances after that you can take a cue of. But, fuck, listen, I have heard, I have lived in many places whereby there are people having sex upstairs, downstairs, and I've heard many a fake orgasm. Yeah. Because, you know, generally speaking, the ones that are fucking, like, hee-haw and they're

The Night Away, I call fake sometimes. That's a lot of, like, my problem with… Like, in university, I heard that all the time. Sure. I heard fake chicks screaming, like, mercy. That's the feedback that I want to give to, like, porn producers. Because, you know, I do like a certain kind of porn. It's under, like, the romance or the for women category.

And it's shot really well. We've talked about this, right? The lighting's really good. The people are attractive. of, you know, the scenarios aren't corny. And, but the problem sometimes is the noises. Like the woman is always like, ah, like, you know, it was like, it's, it's so, it takes me out of the moment that I need.

Like I'm watching porn for a reason. I need to be in a moment. So I'm always like reducing or lowering the volume because it's so distracting to me. And I just wish I could give that piece of feedback. Like, if you are producing these videos for women, please don't ask them to make those sounds. Like, I just think it's so unrealistic. Although, I do know women who call themselves screamers.

I'm sure that there are, for sure, some peppered ones in there. But I think the majority aren't fucking, like, riding a fucking bunk and… Yeah. What's it called? If she sounds like she's like, you know, that kind of honking or wailing, G, is that his name? GM, yeah. GM, then maybe that would be a sign.

I'm, I find it really interesting though, and I don't know if you, if this was your intention, because I, it certainly was mine, that we kind of are talking around answering his question. Right, because we don't want to fucking give the good intel. Yeah. Like, GM, sorry, but like, thank you for writing in. And I don't mean for this to deter other straight men from writing in, but for us also is like a code.

Yeah. Like nobody's here to give up their secrets. Because sometimes you need to pull that faux out and it just saves you a couple of minutes of your schedule. Sometimes like the friends, sometimes the friends that we have out there, they share with us, but that would be compromising that, you know, that would be compromising that seal of protection. So, you know, so porn sounds and afterwards if she, I don't know, is like ready to… or she doesn't take that beat and isn't… And gives you a death stare. Those are

your cues. Do we want to ask… sorry, do we want to answer has Taylor Swift finally jumped the shark? I don't know. Like, it depends on what we call jumping the shark. Like… Is she over? Isn't that what Jumping the Shark means? Well… Is she done? I thought jumping… Like, I mean, conventionally, Jumping the Shark, if you're talking about a TV show,

is like, all of a sudden you're trekking along and then they have, like, a crazy storyline where you're like, what the fuck just happened? Okay, someone died out of the blue, but then it was all a dream. Oh. Yeah. I took it as, is she over? Okay, can we just generally feel, like, what's your Taylor Swift vibes right now? It seems like she is leaving, she's trying to bring us in with something right now.

There's a month to go before the release of the album. Unless you're a Taylor Swift fan, I think that we can all agree that the first two songs, the first song was bullshit. Yeah. And the second song is okay. Yeah. It's better than the first song. What's the first song?

Look What You Made Me Do. And the second song is… I don't remember. I don't even remember. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? Is it like…

Isn't it just one word? Ready for it. Oh, okay. Ready for it. That one's better, and I don't hate it. Like, in a certain mood, I'm kind of into it. But I… It doesn't feel like anything like the last album for me.

Agreed. But… For me, I'm more interested in other things right now. Like, I'm really interested in Demi Lovato. I really… Her album. Oh, my God. That song, Sorry Not Sorry, or whatever.

It's fucking… It's amazing. It's such a fucking jam. A timeless jam. Yeah. I want to break up. Like, I sometimes think, should I break up with Corey just so I can feel that fucking good?

Yeah. Yeah. There's a song on the album called Ruin the Friendship. Love it. About fucking Nick Jonas. No, Nick Jonas. Yeah. It's fucking delicious.

Well, like, the day it came out, I streamed it on the way to work. And song after song, I was like, this is great. Yeah. I'm more interested in that because now at least she's in this phase, Demi, of like like actually talking some truth about her life. And that's where I think the most interesting songs come from. And so like right now with Taylor Swift, everything's just so like, I'm just, I'm a bit bored. I won't say that I will be bored forever, but right now I'm like, there are more interesting

people out there right now. Like fucking give me Pink. Give me more Pink. Give me some more Demi. I'm into Miley right now. I hate Miley's album, but I'm really into Miley right now. There's more interesting people out there. I love shit.

Yeah. Okay, fine. I agree. We talked about that. But like I'm with you on Demi Lovato. Like, I want… is this album getting lots of hype? Yes. Okay, good.

Major. And she has, like, a YouTube documentary coming out, which I like. No, but I mean, like I said, I listened to those songs and I was like, great. So I don't know if that answers your question, but we turned a Taylor Swift question into a discussion about Demi Lovato, so maybe that's a sign. I agree. Yeah. Thanks, GM.

Thanks, GM. Sorry, but… Sorry, but not sorry. Yeah. And for those of you who are like, you have an orgasm and then you run a marathon, let us know. Hit us up. I don't think you guys exist.

But anyways. Okay. Next question. I don't really know where to start, but my long-term relationship with my partner Jay has become a real mess. We've been together for 12 years. We live together but are unmarried. We discussed this at length a few years ago and after thinking long and hard about our

future, I decided to stay with him because I thought my love for him was too great to throw away for the sake of a wedding. But that was just the start of our problems. A few years ago, when I was 32, we talked about trying for a baby, something I really wanted. He also really wants children, but finds it frustrating to try. So we agreed to stop using contraception, but he wouldn't entertain the idea of trying to increase the frequency of our intercourse or even getting more strategic with the timing

of when we had sex. He was adamant that he didn't want pressure added to our already dwindling sex life. I went along with this and didn't force the issue, but unsurprisingly, I also never got pregnant. Fast forward to today. I'm now about to turn 36. We haven't had sex in a year and I'm so frustrated I want to scream. My partner has lost his father 18 months ago and almost immediately afterwards developed his own chronic health issues. As you can imagine, this has meant the end of our sex life. And given my age, I'm pretty sure my hopes of having a baby are all but done. I do love him.

I am trying to be super supportive and I feel such sympathy with what he has endured, but I also feel like I'm trapped in a dead-end relationship. What should I do? Am I just being a selfish bitch? As I mentioned, talking to him just hasn't worked and I've tried every way of broaching the subject I can think of. Any advice gratefully received? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Well, first of all, I really want to say that although, you know, all that science about having kids over 35 and what the chances are are slim to blah, blah, blah. But slim. Not to none, but slim.

It's not like we don't have example after example of women who have had babies after 35. Oh my God. No, no. She has so much more time. Yeah. She has so much more time. Please don't think that that's an impossibility.

I think, first of all, I would like you to stop thinking that. But you hit on something that's interesting. She has time. So just keep going, but time is actually an important part of this. That's right. Given that, though, in terms of how your relationship is going, I don't think you're being selfish. I think sex and physical intimacy is an important part of a relationship. And I appreciate that you have appreciated that he has been going through a hard time

physically and emotionally with the loss of his father and his health problems. And I think you've been quite understanding. I don't know why you would call yourself selfish. I think that you've been… Oh, it's the opposite. Yeah. If he's not going to give you marriage, he's not going to give you a baby. If he's not going to give you sex or sexual intimacy of any kind, if he's not going to

give you the level of communication you're looking for, I mean, come on. Like, you're working from zero at this point. There's nothing more you can do. And I… and it's funny because one of my really close friends is, like, in this exact situation. And I think you'll find that a lot if you talk to some of your friends. Like, people have been in these dead-end relationships for years and years and years. And I think what's so important is you owe it to yourself to actually be a bit selfish

because… just because he's content with how it is doesn't mean that you should be content with that. And so like, live your goddamn life. And yeah, I mean, I feel bad that he's dealing with some chronic health issues, but trust me, if it's not that, it'll be something else. Another parent will die or he'll lose his job. There'll always be something that you'll feel like emotionally connected to that you can't break up about, you can't break up with him over because you'll just feel,

you'll feel the feels. But sometimes you have to cut that shit off and like really concentrate on how you feel, which is, like, you feel like you're in a dead-end relationship. You're fucking unfulfilled. You're not happy. Like, go get all of that. Leave that relationship and go get that because that's what I want to come back to, which is time.

You actually have time on your side right now. You're only fucking, what'd you say, 36? Dude, you can still get pregnant. You can still get married. And you can still fuck your brains out for a long time after this. So it's like, do it now and don't wait until you're fucking 60 and want to fucking kill yourself because you're still with this motherfucker. Yeah.

Who's drained like every bit of happiness out of you. I like how you put it because you're like, okay, even though we're supposed to be selfless or love is an outward emotion, you give it. Like, you do have to get something back. And it doesn't sound like she's getting any back, right? Like, she wanted to get married. He didn't want to get married. She wants a kid.

He's like, okay, but only under these conditions. And I won't like… And I won't fuck you to have it. Like, okay, well, that's not a deal. And now we haven't fucked in a year. Yeah. And so, and you're unhappy. There was a part of me when you were reading that and I was like, okay, should they be

getting outside help? And I know that's always recommended, but she doesn't sound like, I just think that if they're going to be going to therapy, they have to work on three things, physical intimacy, his emotional issues, and they're, like, she clearly is, like, not feeling good about the no marriage thing. So you have to, like… So whatever compromise is reached, those three things are on the table, and compromising means she loses out on all of them.

Because there's no compromise with kids, right? And she's already sacrificed. It's not even compromise anymore. Yeah. she sacrificed everything the last 12 years. And there's something to be said that like, yeah, I bet you guys have like a really great friendship. That's what makes it hard to end any relationship that's been long term. It's like you have such a great friendship that's such a foundation and like keeps it going. But like, you don't need another friend. You don't

need to like, you don't need that. You don't need that. So yeah, like as hard as it is, like, I would cut your losses. It's never going to get easier to come to this decision. You're just going to get angrier and more resentful. So before you even get there and then you start beating yourself up because you've wasted so much time, like fucking do it now. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now. There's also like I got the sense that the way she was writing about it, what was like coming across to me anyway was this wasn't should I do this? It was I want to do this. Just tell me. It's okay. It's okay.

Yeah. And I think both of us want to tell you it's okay. Go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. Go. Leave. Yeah.

That's going to be hard too. Like, it's a mess. Yeah, yeah. It's not going to be fun. When you've been with them 12 years, you're dividing property and, like, you're moving and whatever, but harder things have been done and it's probably going to be harder to live your life in a loveless situation that you had nothing, like, you took nothing out of it.

But that is the shittier end of the deal is to live in misery. I don't want to fucking do that. Okay. Go be single for a while then. Yeah. And let us know how many orgasms you fake. You have a lifetime full of fake orgasms. If you develop a library of different fake outs, then maybe we'll share one or two of

them with GM and not give away the entire catalog of fake outs, but just like a couple. And maybe we add audio to our next podcast. If you want to send in some of your best fake orgasms, send them via whatever file that people use on the internet and we'll play some of them. Oh, come on. Do that. That would be so much fun. That's really good.

Actually, I want to go back to GM. Hopefully he's still listening and not mad at us. Oh my God, he hates us. But be like, listen, I will tell you that there's no one way to fake it. There is like an entire acting repertoire of how faking is done. So, yeah. We can show you that. We can give you examples of that.

Exactly. Well, look at, just look at porn. Oh, Jacek would like to make his debut, his season three debut. What do you want to say? I think we've gotten to the point where I don't need to fake because, like I said, it's done and then get the fuck out. Oh, yeah. This chick isn't faking.

She'll just like fucking hate you afterwards, enduring. She'll let you know. great well thank you for joining us for our first episode of season three yeah so your homework

is to let us know if you have orgasms in the morning or no no if you have orgasms and then go running or like attempt

very very stimulating activities or send us sound files yes of your fake orgasms the latter the latter I feel like that's more interesting

and jury duty experiences is. Yes. Keep your questions coming to Sasha at LadyGossip.com. Bye. We'll be right back.