When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - Brittany & Zack LIVE PART 2 with Amanda Hirsch, Jasmine Goode, & Melissa Marie!

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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So this is the part of the show where we would like to bring up someone very special. Yes! We would love to bring out the beautiful Amanda Hirsch, Not Skinny, Not Fet podcast. I know that everyone loves her and she is absolute best. I know! Yes, hello! Zach is a dancer. absolute best I know dancer Zack literally done everything like I'm gonna I'm gonna keep him oh the hell you're not I'm not gonna like that's what

everybody says he is mine we're not hold on. I did tell her to do this. No, no. I want to do it. No, do it. Oh, okay. Does everybody believe it? No. They still don't believe it. Wow.

Okay, so we know who voted what way. Just kidding. You have to know if I'm going to be at a show, that's going to be sad. No, but IRL, we need to give it a moment because it doesn't maybe it's the photo it doesn't photograph The way it looks IRL. It looks a little it looks great. No Amanda. Should I go table to table and why? I think you should back that was very aggressive from the audience and I Oh my god, he's wearing the shirt stand sir. I need you to walk over here real quick. I am so sorry I did not mean to do this. I just saw this

So I saw this shirt in a club Yes, oh my god Here oh my god sir take a picture of Wait wait it's not about him. It's about the shirt Do we get it great? Yeah, you swiped up did you get thank you who no I was like whoever whatever company you're welcome But this was on Etsy? That's why my house is like Christmas crazy. I didn't post the link so I don't know where it came from. I just had to look it up. Oh my god. You can make that on Etsy. So

this is the male Kristen Doty. He knows how to find things. I relate to Kristen a lot. Aw. And we love you. What's your name? Michael. Give Mikkel a warm round of applause. Oh my God, I love it. Sorry, I didn't mean to touch you. I just, Kristen. So good.

Benji again, sorry. Icon, icon. I love you so much. Your not free shot is at your table. Just ask for it. No, he needs a free shot from Britney. You got one. Who's your waiter? Tequila. Sorry. Oh my god, this is going to be so much fun on the live podcast where they're like, what table am I at? I love you. Thank you so much for coming up here. Give him a round of applause and we will get you a free shot. What do you want? I guess only one right answer.

Great. Thank you. I don't know who to like. I'm blind. Okay Amanda. We'll try. Can you try? Yeah thank you. So sorry I just want to make sure if we're not gonna. He's taking care of. I love that he's getting a shot for wearing a shirt. It's really a fun day for us. It's like Oprah in here. It's great. Shots for everybody or not? I'll just start doing this. Laurie, follow my finger. Okay, so Amanda. Yes, Brittany. Like, one of the best podcasts in the world. Thank you. We're actually obsessed with her podcast. Can we actually give it up for her podcast real quick?

Yes, Amanda is amazing. And you were such an amazing guest this year, by the way. Thank you. It was one of the greatest episodes. You know, they're like some celebs from movies and TV shows and then there's reality stars and people die to hear from you it was oh oh oh it keeps it continues oh she needs another shot when I tell you this is not a shot let's take a vote is this a shot or is this a margarita like I need to know? Not I'm shaming

And y'all can't handle your liquor like I can't I can't take a sip of that I swear my life Amanda was so mad That was my boyfriend baby, I just stomach bug five you want to take some of it? That was my boyfriend. No, babe. I had a stomach bug five days ago. Highly recommend. Do you want to take some of it, Zach, before I finish? Do you want to take half? Yeah. Okay. Wait.

All right. All right. I'm going to put this one on. Is that how I get more? I like how everybody... Wait. Wait. No. Wait. Do a cheers. Cheers to honor. If you can't come in or come on her. Woo! Wow.

I didn't know we were at the, like, crude convention. I didn't know Monday was like you can't turn up in NYC. I thought we were in a blue city. Why did I wear blue then? Go sip on it. Oh. We love you Michael. Thank you so much. I'm obsessed and you have it in black. I showed it in white. I saw it in white in WeHo. Me neither. So I'm, I can't wait to, oh yeah here let me send this to Kristen right now actually this will be really funny. Let me you know what will she pick up I? I'm already doing it. God. Let me have an original idea on the spot Jesus Christ Yeah, hold on wait Christ.

Yeah, hold on. Wait. Oh my God, please cry. It'll help our ratings. We want Boston. And Philadelphia and Atlanta. I think we've already got Atlanta. No, she's, yeah. Okay. We have

It's like me on a Friday night Jesus Whatever. I'll just keep um she's pregnant as everyone knows so she To our sister I'm so excited for her we're not gonna say what her baby is. You guys will find out from her. But like seriously, congratulations to Kristen. Yeah, we're so happy for her. I will say that me and Brittany are the only ones that know. Oh wait, no, now everybody else was at the party. Yeah, and the people in the was at the party. Yeah Yeah, well we're not gonna tell it Kristen's gonna tell but at one point it was just me and Brittany It was at one point just me too. So she knew before. Oh, do you care? I'm no shit. It's her OBG and I'm over OBG didn't tell her that's like yeah, it's their OB Right. What is that? Share it. So he called me. Okay? Well, I don't have a vagina

So I was like call her so I knew first and then she told me a party So she will tell soon but still so happy for her yes Okay lottery game so a man so happy for her. Yes. Okay. Lottery game. So Amanda. How many times do I have to shake my drink until someone realizes I'm saying give me more. Give me, give me more. Thank you, Benji. Okay, great. Sorry. Okay. Okay. I actually want to get into questions for Amanda. Amanda's like y'all are crazy. How do you feel about the news? I love you so much. How do you feel about the news? I love you so much. How do you feel about the news of the whole VPR cast being re-casted? I hate it. I hate it. Right?

But you want to know what the first thing I thought is? Yeah. That you won. That I did? Fucking yeah. Of course. You left before. Wow. You left before the ship sunk. Don't make me cry.

You don't feel that way? I mean, I don't know. I'm making her cry. It's the shots. It's the margarita shots. No, that's immediately what I thought. I was like, I don't want to say you and Jax. Because he did leave at the same time as you, obviously.

He's not going to win this season. Doesn't it feel good? Imagine you work at a job and you quit and then the company goes down. Don't you feel better that you quit before the company went down? I mean, yeah, for sure. But after that happened, they had the biggest season ever. But for some reason, that's what I'm asking too. I'm like, wait, this was the biggest season ever. Wouldn't that make... that's why I don't get Bravo decisions Like wouldn't make it have more see let me tell you let me tell you right now. I don't care about new people I don't want new people. I hate new people. Sorry. Yeah

Actually, you're right. I I should have I did stop myself because I was like wait I need this needs to be there because she does have some like really good insight on this and then I'll give my opinion oh Okay, I just think like they had to Like if they were gonna do another season It was gonna have to follow like the scandal ball and everything like how in the world are they going to have to? Relive that 24-7 like yeah, it's gonna be hard. What do you mean if they had to do another one about scandal? Yeah, they couldn't know that would have been that would have been it was already beating the horse Like that's gonna be hard. What do you mean, if they had to do another one about Scandival? Yeah. No, that would have been,

it was already beating the horse. They would have had to redo it. You know what I mean? But I mean, I think we're all nostalgic and we love who we love. And we've been with these people for so long that like a new show would be fine, but it's not a new Vanderpump rule.

No, it needs to be like a new name. It's not it. I agree. It needs to be a new name and new something because there's never gonna be another. Are we gonna watch? There's never gonna be another Saucy. There's never gonna be another La La La. Not everybody? Not everybody. Do you VPR people want us to watch you think or they want us to like pledge allegiance to the ridge? I don't know. I mean I just feel like it's I don't know. They know. I don't know. I mean... I just feel like it's... I don't know. They know. I don't want to be mean or anything, but I just feel like there's no...

...going back to the OG. It's not even talking about me. I'm talking about like... ...the Jacks, the Toms, the Toms, the Sheena, the Clossy, the Kristen. Can we give it up for VPR? Like, OG. Like, oh my god. The Sheena it up for VPR? Yeah. OG. Oh my god.

The Sheena. First Season. Everybody. Yeah. Fucking Jax. Dodie. Your girl. Fucking name was.

Our girl. While. Dodie is my girl. Wait. Who? Sandoval? Okay, Jax fucked Kristen while Sandoval was sleeping? Jax fucked.

Apparently. No, no, no. Blue. Blue. Yeah. Blue. I just want to get the semantics right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was like, you guys appreciate this gift that we have. So I am very sad, but I also do understand that it couldn't have kept going.

I mean, maybe it could have followed like Katie and Ariana at the shop, but like that's not drama, you know? Yeah. But I am sad, I have to say I'm really sad. Maybe. But we have the valley. The valley.

But we have the valley, thank God. By the way, I don't know if I told you this when you were on the pod, I had very low expectations as I do with everything. And I was like, whatever, it's not gonna be. Don't worry. It blew it out of the water. I was actually gonna ask you why you love the valley. Like what reason do you love the valley?

It's so compelling. Yeah. The stories were so good. The people were so good. And I feel like, I mean, this is not to be mean because you know I love Lala and Sheena and everyone. But the Valley doesn't even really need players, reinforcement players. We got the storylines.

Okay. Okay. I feel like the storylines are just so good and I know like some insider tea that like season two I mean you guys can't say anything but again season two is gonna be Insane I hear which I can fucking wait which I'm sure you went through a lot to not only your story Oh It's rain right? No, it's not it's going to be like I know it's gonna be a good show But it's gonna be really hard for me to relive it so yeah

Whenever you watch it. I'm a real person. Yeah, be kind to Brittany everybody I don't think you need to say to this room this room has got your back Yeah, and most people have got like what I was gonna say when you came on the pod like all the fucking That's what I kept telling her backstage is anyone team Jackson here No, like there's only one team like you don't need to feel like there's like no one's out there to get you You know what I mean? Yeah, thanks. It's a lot However stand up again It's a lot. Should we have her stand up again? No! Just kidding. They might fall out if I do it again. But wait, when does the valley come out? Do we have a date? No. We're not allowed to tell. Not anytime soon.

But I will say, I am excited for the like, but what I did hear you guys is like the all the the Lala and the Sheena and the chores like they'll pop on but they're not like regular cast or anything oh they're for sure popping on and I love them yeah that is fun yeah yeah yeah but what can you tell us like if anyone from VPR is like taking it really hard that it's not coming back um not really because I think that everyone, no, even Sheena, I think that she's like, okay, yeah. It's really, yeah. Wow. No one thinks in its current version that it can work anymore because it's like, who's

the happiest Ariana? That it's done. Don't talk to her. Oh, there's beef. No, you said in a beefy way. I didn't say it in a beefy way. Whoa, wow. I did say it in a beefy way.

I apologize. I meant to say it in a chicken way or a vegan. Oh, no. Like, no beef about Ariana, but like she's like thriving. Yeah. So I'm saying is she the happiest that it's over? She's like doing like the Macy's Day parade and stuff. Yeah.

Like, go, go Ariana. I'm so happy for her. Yeah. No, exactly. No, I meant like, it's not that she's the happiest that it's over. She's like What what am I gonna do? Yeah, I'm not friend You know what I mean? Like if it doesn't make sense, then it doesn't make sense Like that's why VPR was so great in the beginning. It was organic friendships. It was raw. It was real and now the Valley's got that

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Wait, Brittany, you didn't tell me since you were on, when you were on my pod, you were like, maybe I'll start dating. You were like, maybe. Did you? I mean, wait, I feel like if you're going to ask her that question, we should define dating first. Like going out to dinner, having a drink, making out, texting. Then no. Texting. So, oh, you mean just the making out?

Like, was Tinder? Just kidding. I don't know, I wasn't answering. I mean, not that many people. But you've dabbled? I've dabbled, for sure. You've dabbled. Oh yeah, I've dabbled. But like, I'm not like... Feeling anyone?

My counterpart. Like doing the same thing. Going to town? No, let's just say that like, so she's like, oh well, I'm like, Brittany, if you are literally the most desired, you are the most beautiful, you are the, like, literally

the epitome of what everybody wants. You just don't want to go out because you're, oh, I'm sorry, taking care of your child and doing other things and like doing things too like this. I'm not very available. Yeah, you're not available right now. Yeah. I don't know. I'm trying.

Who would be your type? Oh, we'll get to that. Oh, there's a segment? Oh, there's a whole segment. Let's do it. Wait, do you want to stay up? We were going to be like, oh. But do you want to stay?

No, no, no. I think it's OK. No, you have to stay. No, I feel like this is going to be. Who wants Amanda to stay up here for this segment? Me. Fine. Fine.

That was everybody ordering another round of shots. Thank you. People can't take everybody ordering another round of shots. Thank you. People can't take shots nowadays. Like you guys. I can. Yeah, well, we know. You know, what did I ask you backstage, Brittany?

I was like, I thought, I thought. Okay. Kristen! Melissa, come on stage. Can you project it? Give me the... Okay, is everybody ready to see Kristen? Wait, everybody yell something for Kristen.

Congratulations. Yeah, do that. I was like, what word? Wait, okay, ready? We're gonna go one, two, three! Congratulations, Kristen! Oh, and Luke. Luke's there too. Ready? Everybody clap. Oh wait, he's wearing your shirt. See? Okay. He's gonna cry.

And we need the ratings, so let him cry real quick. Oh my god. He's crying I love this. Okay. Cheers. She comes by She's so mad She's like love you I Can't moving on to the to the what's oh, what are you moving on to oh? You look so No, pre one baby actually also you are a boy mom

Actually, also you are a boy mom Crazy, huh? Boy mom. I know like they love their mama love their mama But also have to jump on your head. Oh, yeah, and yeah, he's wild cruise every single night It's like wrapping his legs around my neck around everything. It's survival every single night. It's survival And I'm like great you have a daughter who's like drawing in the corner and like braiding her hair and I have like Like jumping at me with like a knife like that's what I'm dealing with But it's fun. It keeps it interesting. Yeah, you know what I mean? I love cruise more than anything in the entire world like literally the best thing you've ever done thing That's why you can't regret

Anything that three little word you know yeah because the guy you that baby little word the three little word I wouldn't have the four little word who here is blocked by Jack's what'd you do you didn't do anything? She has no idea. Look at this nice lady. I know. I also am. It makes more sense. But like her. Okay, I know.

She looks way more innocent than I do. I'm blocked too. What did I do? Are you blocked? Oh, wait. Can we say something about- Oh, I blocked him. I will say, wait, the one funny thing about Jack-

I blocked him. And I blocked him on everything. Because I have to protect myself and I'm not going to go too far into that, but I am- Wait, can you say anything about what he's been running his mouth saying? I don't know if you guys thought- We don't want to. We don't want to go- Yeah, ask me. Amanda, I would love for you to ask me questions if you want to. Okay.

Okay, stage manager. No, I'm just kidding. But I'll know if I can say no to No PR. We have another title. I saw that he was saying it pissed us off as people that love you that he was like she's been trying to talk to me and hook up and get with me I didn't you know he's trying to put that out there okay so I'm not gonna lie there was one time whatever Jax wrote me and said how are you doing like would you do you ever think about us hooking up together and blah blah blah blah blah and then I responded back with a a tongue emoji

Transparency is key That's what I wrote back with and He said that that was like me being, oh Brittany said no actually you said oh We were gonna hook up but also I just did a little tongue emoji Say that this is the biggest part. Okay when it was months ago Oh months ago month and he's bringing it up in September. Yeah, why is he bringing it up though June? I Think it's cuz we were both doing like the baskin podcast Yeah, that's so scary like cuz X's hookup and stuff right yeah

But you guys are in this world where it's like oh and then go you'd say it like that's like listen I know I should never let him into that world again Yeah with me, but like that was something that I was like, we all had a weak moment. I had a weak moment. And if anything will keep you from not doing it, just know that I'll tell everybody. He'll tell he'll say it on the next podcast. Everybody. He forgets to say that he said it first. So it's like, oh, god, he forgets it. It slipped his mind. He just forgot. At the end of the day, all I'm trying to do is help Jax and make sure that he is okay for my son.

And that's it. That's the only thing. And can we also state that that is the same way for everybody on cast that is his friend, that is, you know, he likes to block me and whatever and I'm like, dude, I've only done the best for you. I've only been there for you when I was trying to help you and my best friend like figure things out and navigate things that were rocky situations and it

really sucks because I did feel at one point that Jackson I were very very close Brittany's my best friend if really did you guys know Britney's my best friend. Really? Did you guys know? I'm just kidding. Stand up again! No, I'm just kidding. She's like, can you stop? Wait, do you have one best friend or are you like Sheena? No, we're not gonna do...

Nobody's like Sheena. No, love Sheena! She has a lot of best friends! So, I'm... No, I'm just kidding. One best friend. Well, no I'm just kidding. I love Shanna. One best friend. Well, no, there's, number one, there's a level of people that are in your life. If you nurture friendships and best friendships, then guess what?

Those people can all be your best friends. And like, is Brittany above all? Mm, 1000%. Okay, that's all she needs to know. She was doubting you for a second there. But like, I feel like a lot of people try to pit her and Kristen against each other. Oh, because you're really close with Kristen. And I don't think that's fair, but I also think-

Because you grew up together. We did. It trumps new friends. Trumps. Not Trumps. Sorry, you said the word and it's just like, I immediately was like, get out! Sorry, it's still raw. Like my butthole from this theme No, it's it's like of court like but Kristen is my best friend too. Like Kristen's been there for but but

Do you care? Oh yeah, I don't get jealous. Just me trying to create drama. No, no, no drama. Okay, everyone can be best friends No, but it's like but it's like that level of like, there's only so many. They know that they met each other through me. Yeah. And like, I'm fine. And they'll always remember that. But that's the thing is we're all best friends together. Yeah.

Best friends. We love it. And some people aren't there. Okay, well, just an observer, you know. No, just kidding. I can't say words. Oh, God. This is gonna end say words oh god it's too many shots JK Rowling okay next no I'm just kidding next question. Me next question? Excuse me stage manager. No I was just trying to. Oh you're just letting it go.

Well what's your next you wanted to do guys who put any multi? No but now you have to say. What do I have to say? You have to say for... So we're gonna... Oh, okay. We're gonna create a new reality show, guys. It's not The Bachelorette anymore. It's Be Brits Boo! Yeah!

So we're the co-hosts. Okay. Okay, ready? Oh, gosh. Okay, here we go. I have no idea what's happening here. So I made sure that I didn't show her any of these next slides.

It was a lot. So, we have, but we do have some criteria before we start. Like when we're casting, because as co-casting producers, Amanda and I are very strict. You know? I don't want anyone, yep. You know what I mean?

Like we don't want. Yeah, no. We cut it. We cut it. Yeah. you know, like what's a bad dating show? What oh the current season of love is blind oh There's no current season though. Yeah, although they're married already those the last one that was like so Like chaotic and like oh you don't agree You know what is with love is mine I already can't remember them like I was so invested it was my life for like that

five days and then I'm now one couple somebody say a name of a couple go you don't know you don't know that's what it is with love is mine you're welcome Luke Wait, in this season? Did you look here? Oh, I thought you were talking about where we came from. We are. Taylor and Garrett. I do like them a lot. They're so sweet. See, I'm still in season one. Oh, that's your last season? Lauren and that guy.

Cameron? Oh my god, Cameron. Yeah, we get it. You're perfect. It's fine. Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay, so are we ready to start? Okay, so Zach would not show me who That's fine. Oh my gosh. Okay, so everybody Okay, so Zach would not show me who he's gonna put up there. So this is not me This is I love how she likes you know climbers because she knows I'm the crazy one and she's not Okay

All right So I did I did this by categories. Okay. Oh wait, no wait, criteria first, sorry. Criteria first. So I wanted to go through some criteria because we don't wanna just cast anybody like Love is Blind slash anywhere else.

We wanna get like the real deal. So here's the criteria to be accepted. You have to be good with kids. No, you're not supposed to look yet. I'm gonna read them to you. Oh, okay, I can't look. Okay, perfect. I can't look, apparently. Sorry. All right, here we go. You gotta be good with kids. No, you're not supposed to look yet. I'm gonna read them to you. Oh, okay, I can't look. I can't look, apparently. Sorry.

All right, here we go. You gotta be good with kids. Okay, good with kids. You must be tall. Tall. But without shoe inserts. Yes. Wait, who has shoe inserts?

Jax and Tom Fenn. What? Both of them. And who else? Save them all. What do you mean, shoe inserts? Yeah, they wear shoe inserts. Ever re season. Really? Yeah. I don't get how shoe inserts make you taller. Oh no they wear

shoe inserts. It's like basically a heel inside of your shoe. No one thought you had shoe inserts. No I was just helping. Oh yeah it's both of them actually. I'm tall on my own. I did throw in have basic human decency. I do apologize for that one. That one was my own. I might have had a tequila shot before that one. That is important. What's it say? Have basic human decency. Oh, okay. That's like not that hard, right? Not that hard. I mean, do think. Does not spray paint their hair to cover up problem areas. Oh my God. No, you can do other things that are hair appropriate, but when it's for a cabinet,

I don't want you putting it in your hair. Did he really put cabinet spray on his spots? Yeah. Oh my God. But it would be bad enough if it was just that. Isn't there like specific hair stuff for that? Yeah there is. You can do like a L'Oreal root spray or something.

There's other options. He is so gnarly this guy. I can't. We just walked in the garage and was like, got this. Oh yeah manly though is it a little is it a little hot no it's not it's not it's not I was like you want to know I know but I'm just saying like is it like let me just use this like garage oil in my head that was guys Oscar goes to for Jackson personation and the last one is um can shut cabinets after use if I walked into their house one more time with every cabinet open and you know it's a small thing but it's also like a very large thing at the end

of the day where it's like you can't just say it anymore okay sorry I just had to do my own dick. You're doing one of my things I get it because you're like Britney hates that shit. But I hate that shit too. Like okay, so we'll go on to the categories. Categories of our dating show to be Brits Bru- Oh Gosh, I'm like- I already knew when I was making this be Brits Boo. Uh huh. Be Brits Boo this be Brits boo You know what I'm gonna let you so we got oh And disclaimer before I don't know who's single or not. I'm just throwing out pretty faces

Every single one of them Wait, who's this guy? This is... Oh, that's Bob! Bellamy. Yes, that's Bellamy. So me and Brittany, you want to say? You tell us. We love the show, The 100. We're obsessed with that. Yes, we loved it and Bellamy was so hot.

We were always like, oh my God, Bellamy is so hot. So that's why. Does anyone watch the show? What? Yes, The 100. A few people, Bellamy is so hot. So that's why. Does anyone watch his show? What? Yes, the 100. A few people, I know. The 100, okay. It was like, you watched it maybe.

If you have it, you should watch it. Yeah. Okay. So good. It's on Netflix all 19 seasons. And then obviously, I can't even. Say his name. I was like, look.

What's his name? The top right. Regene. Renee. Oh, it's Renee. Yeah, look. What's his name? The top right. Uh, Rejene. Renee. Oh, it's Renee. Yeah, Renee. The guy from Bridgerton. The guy who left because thought he was too good for it and then we haven't seen him

since. You know what's so funny about that is actually he left because the books are sequential of like one and one, right? Isn't that why he left? They would have popped up. Like the- He could have popped up, you're right. He would have been like at the ball, you know what I mean, they would have popped up like the like could have popped up. You're right. He would have been like at the ball, you know what I mean?

But he was like, I've got better things to do. And that's what happens when you get. Yeah. And now he's he was like, let me go be famous because everyone's obsessed with me and then he didn't get another part. Oh, I don't know. By the way, Jesse Williams, I know so hot, I know so hot. But he also loved Grey's Anatomy being like, I'm gonna be the most famous person in the world.

So did Karev. Oh, I love that. And also, he's an absolutely shit ex-husband and a shit baby daddy. Is he your ex-husband? Was it Jax Taylor? Who? Who is she talking about? I love that.

I think, by the way, I think he's a shit human too. So all these people that we think are hot are like done. I know. Sorry. No, you know what? He has a wife and kids and it's so odd. We can't, we can't go there. Sorry.

He's got a wife and kids. Oh my God. These are, okay. These are just pretend these aren't real people. I did not do my research, okay? Who's the most your type for looks? Oh, for looks? Yeah.

So what are we looking at? Okay, top right, top left. Okay, okay. But let's do state that this is for the actors category, which like, does anyone wanna end up with an actor now? So like, you know, this is like, hmm, this this is like we'll have a couple dates. But if he's married with kids we're not going there. What I said was I did not do my research so you know when I have another week to do that I that. Okay, so next category. Oh, so I would like to start with the number one thing I've said to Brittany is if you're going to date someone new, I need to benefit from you dating someone new. And I said, I would like tickets to games I don't know about and

I would start with all those people again yes married whatever I'm saying just categorically in their sport areas and then hockey because you know why I think athletes would be hot for you yeah yeah and then also who was on the bottom left is he married I mean 21 oh yeah yeah we found so I might have been scrolling through Instagram for a excruciatingly long time and found that almost everybody in hockey is under 25 okay Okay, well then there's no... Well, so you did do research. On that I did. Okay.

Was it personal research? Well, that and then the Olympics. Oh, okay. Does everybody remember this Olympic moment? What? Yeah. Do you remember it? No.

Oh my God. What? He now has an Only only fans because of his Olympic lights Because of that moment right there He lost a gold medal because of his penis. Oh, I heard about that mommy I want the person that Brittany dates to lose the gold medal because her penis is too good okay can we all cheer for that I did my research on that I mean whatever wow okay so she doesn't like gold star get you know what I'm just guessing at this point. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll just move on. So- Oh. Oh. Oh, this is where I'm like, I really don't want you to date these guys. But again, it's like a cost-benefit analysis. I'm like, if they can produce a yacht like this,

I will take a yachtman. How about a businessman? Like a little bit older, early 40s? I feel like somebody younger than me is not gonna work. Yeah. Maybe someone that has kids already? Yes, I'm fine with that. Yeah. No, she would love that. She would immediately like she's a blended family vibe. She's a mama immediately. A mama. I love kids. A mama. A meemaw. She literally was you have oh my god, she will literally grab kids off the ground I'm like you gotta leave them Play with them only while they're here. I think that's what you need to find her like a businessman

That's why I was like Okay That meant like business Fine, but like I also don't want like that lifestyle. Finance. Yeah, like not the secret finance. Yeah. I'm like, as long as they don't look like Randall.

Okay, next one. Oh, you thought there was going to be no shade in this podcast. I love it. You guys are so cute. We have to have some shade. I got to check this. Oh, I thought you were putting- The fact that you don't learn with those boobs. I also thought she was...

You don't learn with the boobs. Are they okay? Oh wait, Brittany. They're okay, but you're not comfortable. No, no, she is comfortable. The nip isn't out. The nip isn't out. And girls mostly? No, there is a few guys. But the nips are covered.

Brittany, do you want to tell them what we were gonna make for but we didn't have time to make for everybody at the tables? Oh yeah, so we wanted to make... But we didn't have time. Sorry guys. That hair and my boobs. As like little photo booth. Yeah. And we were going to literally gift them all to you. So um this is incentive to come to our next show It's in Boston. I think no Just kidding So this is where I think at the end of the day I want Brittany to end up with the person that she is the biggest crush on for the

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Out of them all. Of all the Disney's. Do you not think that? Looked so. 1000, Mulan was my shit. I didn't like it for the cricket. Let's keep down to business. I've never really watched Disney to like find the hotties.

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So now that we've gone through the four categories, we'll say Disney is the fourth category. What category do we think Britney should end up with? Is it actor, athlete, yacht slash business person? So let's just say yacht for business person or Disney. So on three, one, two, three. Disney. I heard yacht and Disney, that's all I heard. So Billy Eisner, everybody right here. What's his name? Isn't he the CEO? Wow, okay

Billy Eisner is like a Broadway. I have ADD and dyslexia. Yeah, and a lack of research as you can tell. Yay! All right, well, I ain't ready for a no-buy. Brittany's like, I was not ready for that one. Well, we found out. We've discovered what you need, Brittany. So get on it now. Yes. Let me see. but I would like to say thank you love you babe thanks for coming over okay so we have two more surprise guests coming out now these surprise guests clearly are not that big of a surprise because they've been sitting in this room. Are they over here?

I can't see. I can't see either. Are you there? Okay, are they there? Should we just do the reveal? Yes. Okay, so Jasmine Good and Marisa Carrelli. Can we get you out of the

Chair They literally just got engaged Hold on they take a while during heels we keep cheering another chair Let me get the other chair obviously we need to say congratulations to Jasmine and Melissa they just got engaged and oh my god it's so new what a crazy week like engagement Kristen's pregnant VPRs canceled I'm like she's like Christ Jesus Christ. Like just throw it out there, you know? Yeah, like it's so much. Brava was like, can you stop? I know, they were like, damn it. So can you tell us how everything went down? Number one, look at these photos. It was crazy.

It was crazy. I mean, you could talk more. That's all in a Blackberryberry y'all. Zach, I haven't seen the second one so how did you get that one? I sent him these. You're a photographer? No, it was a crazy story because I planned to just give Melissa this whole you know proposal the trip was gonna be just about her but somehow she snuck one on me and did it before I could. I had sneakers on. Yeah. Literally. I was kind of pissed but it's okay. It was more about convenient flights and being able to get to Lake Como before. I'm dead. No I'm being I'm being dead serious. I wanted to propose to her at the same time maybe like a couple weeks later a couple weeks earlier but the best flights that we can find were to Milan

and I was like, if we're gonna be in Milan, I have to go to Lake Como. And then I planned everything around it and I was like, I have to make it just as special. I already knew it was gonna be in Italy, we both love Italy, but convenience made it possible, so it was fate. It worked out.

I was so upset though, because when she did it, it was fate. It worked out. I was so upset though because when she did it, I was thinking... Jasmine thought she was gonna be first. Yeah, and I kept thinking... She really meant it. Jasmine told all of us. I had to wait two days, and I'm thinking, I'm like, oh babe, the ring's not ready. I don't have it.

We'll do it back when we get home in America. It's fine. For two days, playing it off that I don't have a ring. It was hard, but I did and then finally just surprised but it was the horror holding an ever I text you it was like no fuck what do I do I'm like sending him pictures what's crazy is we had for not only days weeks but months been like she had been planning and like deciding when she was gonna do it what would be the biggest surprise where And then it was this trip and then she had told me Kristen Brittany

Everybody when it was gonna happen and then all of a sudden Melissa does it two days before her I was like what do I do? I was like I just just fucking wait I just act like I'm not doing anything? Like do I hide it? I was like, pretend you don't know. Everybody's like, when is it happening? Like, Brittany, she did it to me first. What do I do?

Like, I don't know what to do right now. But it worked out and I'm just so happy and I can't wait for you guys to see more this next season. Yeah, congratulations! So I'm not trying to get too much away, but it's going to be exciting. Yeah. My goodness. I'm so happy for you guys.

Thank you. You all are a beautiful couple and you deserve it and I'm so happy that you guys did it like that and to surprise each other like that's amazing. You know. I also feel like one of the things that makes the Valley so special is that you get friends like again if you don't understand the level of friendship here as well like we lived together for two years. Prior to the show, we've known each other for six to eight years. It's a deep friendship. And then to see all of this together and you have so many queer couples and just everything.

There's just so many levels of things you don't get all the time. It's so crazy. I love it. And it's just really special because it's also, whoever wants to say it's not organic, it's like, you can say whatever you want. We best friends, we best friends, we best, like everybody's best friends, okay? Let's just get that straight. I love you.

I love you too. Love you more. Love you. I'm so fucking happy for you guys. And everything was so beautiful. I mean, look at that. It was crazy. Amazing.

But I just can't believe it's happening. Wait, this isn't the Lake, this is when you proposed to Melissa. That's Mallorca. Yeah. This is Mallorca, Spain. Yes. I think they can figure that out.

We should add that we both, even though it was two days apart, it was two countries apart. Yes. So we still make sure that we went into different countries and like, it was two days apart. It was two countries apart Yeah, we still that's what we went into different countries and like it was absolutely beautiful But honestly anything would have been beautiful And while you might not see those Proposals you will see everything everything else I know a little bit but

like I'm just saying like you'll just see the like love video and everything but I'm trying to save it I'm being told to save it saving it thank God you know hardest filming with crazys and like not with your partner. Right. Well here I am now feeling the same thing. I have no partner. I've known nothing. So it's like weird. You know. Yeah. It's different. It's actually crazy because as the only single person before my beautiful boyfriend, I was literally the only single person. And so it was constant. And then all of a sudden it was Brittany and then there's someone else that's single.

Michelle's single. I'm like, wow, okay, people have joined me. I'm so happy that she was able to find somebody that's like amazing for her. I have not found shit. So eventually I will and I'm not trying to rush into anything but like I'm so happy for Michelle and Jesse. They both have already started new relationships. But that's the other thing is like when people think you should rush it yeah exactly absolutely not you don't want to and I can't and I'm still you know going through a lot of ups and downs but at the same time like I it is what it is

exactly and I get to do things like this like I'm so like grateful for this you're good Brittany like I've seen this girl in the last couple months. She's fine You don't explain yourself. You're having a good time She's good You're good, so I would love to talk to Melissa because Melissa has not been on the valley that much she will be on much more next season, but she also was on What's called squid games yeah squid games yep so if you guys ever watch that on Netflix like made it so

far to top 60 really far yeah so I would love to ask you like what was the hardest like situation that you had to do on that show? I would say, I feel like people probably have, if you followed Squid Game the Challenge, you've seen it in the news, but the first challenge where we did red light, green light, on TV it's like 30 seconds, but we actually filmed for like seven or eight hours and it was like three degrees and you were just in a sweatshirt and that's it and it was physically the most like challenging thing I've ever done and I played division one college across so I've been in athletic situations and it was extremely challenging. She said

people were leaving instructors when I read. Yeah, there's people who left instructors. Me and her mother were like freaking out, like calling each other like, listen, she's being eliminated. Didn't you say that that girl that squatted and you're like, no, she held it for 45 minutes and everybody thought she was going to make it. That girl that's like, you're like, oh, and she gave, didn't you say it was like 20? She said it was like 10 minutes she was holding her. They just filmed for like 10 seconds. It's like 10 seconds on TV, but she literally sat in a squat position for like at least 45 minutes because every time they would say red light

you'd have to hold your position so and I dare anybody here to stand up straight you don't even have to like think about your position and try to stand in that exact position for 45 minutes it's impossible oh hell no she said that people are getting taken out on stretchers too. Yeah there's multiple people on stretchers, people like sue Netflix and everything. I just think it's interesting because it's so much different than like the valley that you're on now. So what do you think is like the biggest difference? I think it's squats. Not much. Not much squatting. Maybe physically a lot, but mentally, I don't know honestly.

I will say like I'm not even exaggerating right now mentally Being on this show for the past season has probably been harder than squid games Probably something every day. There's always something. In case you were wondering you heard it here First thing to count something every day there's always in case if you're wondering you heard it yeah first that's right and then Jasmine as you guys know has been on like every show 25,000 reality shows yeah when in my 20s you know you just graduated from college and you get offered being on a show you're like why not let's make some money you're so good don't downplay that you're literally the best dancer there was dancing yes that was a whole different thing

so she was the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader yes I was the best she made the team she's like amazing and only that, like she's just a great person. So it's okay. Girl, you know I love you. You know I love you. We'll see after this season. I don't know if everyone's gonna like me anymore. I know I will. Hey, this season... I'm actually really scared. Like I am. I'm terrified. Okay, so what are you most excited for to come

out this season on the valley without saying anything that's going to get us excited about? That we'll censor and or take away something. Well I am excited that I think, I'm gonna say people being exposed, but I think the truth of how like people's real who they are and modus will come to light? Because what's in the dark will come to me? So I'm excited for that because you have a flashlight In the dark what come Wow It's like Wow, Brittany, where's your This season was very hard for me right now No guy, okay

We gotta go thank you It's really hard not hard it just it was a lot it was very emotional and just Seeing how people are moving and that you thought you knew somebody moving this way and they're just not acting the way you think who they are. And it's just, a lot of eye-opening things happened. But I think that's what happens in your second season on a show, people start to act a certain way who haven't been on TV before. So it's just very interesting to see the dynamics,

how they change. But at the end of the day, we're all a family, right? And the club, we're all family. So. On reality TV, we're all a family. We'll see. For now. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm excited for it. It's gonna be fun. Jasmine, when we lived together. Oh God. They used to be roommates. Yes. I'm not gonna lie, it was a fun time. And Janet lived on our floor when we lived together.

Oh yeah. So it was a very fun lie. It was a fun time and Janet lived on our floor when we lived together. Oh yeah. So, it was a very fun time. Thank you all for coming out. Thank you guys. Love you so much. I appreciate it so much.