When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - Cabo Confessions with Lala, Michelle & Janet

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

What happens in Cabo… gets recorded. Brittany is joined by Lala Kent, Michelle Saniei Lally, and Janet Caperna while celebrating her birthday in paradise, and the vibes are high and the conversations are very real. From friendship dynamics to life behind the scenes, this girls’ trip turns into an unfiltered group chat you won’t want to miss.Thank you for supporting our sponsors!Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code REALITYHITS Hiya: Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order when you go to hiyahealth.com/REALITYHITSCowboy Colostrum: Get 25% Off Cowboy Colostrum with code REALITYHITS at cowboycolostrum.com/REALITYHITSPura: Get a free Pura diffuser For Home Diffuser when you subscribe for 12 months at https://Pura.com Progressive: Quote your car insurance at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust ProgressiveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of When Reality Hits. We are in Cabo day one, fresh off the plane. We just had dinner for our very first night. It is my birthday on Sunday. So we're having a little girl's trip. I'm here with Janet, Michelle, and Lala. And we're going to have a blast. I am so excited for this vacation.

Janet here, everybody. At first, at first, I'm going to ask everybody a couple of fun questions. So, up first, it's Ms. Janet Kepernan. Hello, Janet. Hi, we are all relaxing to have the best mom's trip off. Yes, we just had dinner. So first night, fresh off the plane, got to our room. Dinner, it was beautiful, and now we're already back in the room.

Pajamas on, robes on. on, face mask on. I am so excited to be cozy at 10 p.m. And get to fully sleep in without kids. Did you take your makeup off already? Yeah, I already took my makeup off. Lala's in the background. I have not taken my makeup off yet,

but I'm pretty sure Lola already took a bath again. All I did was put jammies on, like an oversized NBA t-shirt and shorts. Yeah, we're getting cozy. Is somebody knocking on our door? Oh, yeah. I ordered extra blankies to get extra cozy. One thing about these girls and me, I run hot and they are always cold.

Yes, I'm always freezing. Well, especially since I got sick and I lost all this weight, I'm just bone cold all the time. You know when you're so cold, like the only thing that helps is like a hot bath or a hot shower? I'm just like, I got no fat on me. I need to gain it back, which thank God we got an all-inclusive trip right now because I'm just going to be eating, eating, eating and having some fun. Yeah, Garza Blanco. Yeah, Garza Blanco. I'm glad that you're feeling better.

I know that you were so sick. I think you look great. Thank you. But I'm definitely with a bunch of skinny bitches and I'm the curvy one who is like, but I've always ran hot. It didn't matter if I was super skinny or if I was pregnant and 300 pounds. Like I was never 300 pounds. Let's be real.

But you know what I mean? Like I've always just ran hot. Okay. So my goal for this podcast is just to keep it very fun. And we're going to do a lot of like rapid fire questions with each of you. you guys. Fun. And this is also my birthday episode because my birthday is Sunday.

Everybody go wish Britney a happy birthday. So, okay, we're going to start this off with like a couple icebreakers. Okay. Okay. This is about this trip. Okay, Janet, on a scale from matching pajamas to someone crying in the bathroom, how do we see this trip going? Matching pajamas all the way.

We have the most fun together. I feel like the four of us. And, you know, we can not only just have like the most beautiful conversations about being moms and life and everything, but then also just fully goof off and have the best time. So I have the best time with you girls and I'm just so excited. I am so excited too. This is just like one night, you know, like day one. Yeah. We haven't even been here a full day yet. And I've already had the best time. I know. And we had a really great easy travel day. Like it's just everything's been seamless so far. I'm just really excited. Oh, my God. They had an easy travel day. Okay, I, okay, I have, I'm good at traveling with me and cruise or whatever, but I have also been known to miss a couple flights. Like I missed Hawaii flight. They didn't even put that in last season, but I missed the Hawaii flight. I've missed, like, a couple of different flights. But this morning I had my, my alarm set for 5.30 and 5.40 a.m. And Janet was going to come pick me up and then go. pick Lala up and Michelle was going to meet us at the airport. And it is, you were going to pick me up at

845. I knew something was off because at 8 or so, we all started kind of texting in our group chat, just like, hey, what terminal, you know. And I was like, okay, wait, Britney hasn't chimed in, but it's probably because she's making sure cruise is set and like everything's good. Like, she's probably running around just getting everything set so that she can go. But then once I texted you off the group chat and I was like, hey, I'm coming to you in 10 minutes. You're ready, right? eight. And when you didn't say anything, I was like, uh-oh. But I was like, all right, I'm going to get in the Uber and maybe I'll just knock on the door. Maybe she just is not looking at her phone right now. Did you knock on my door? No, I texted and called Lala and I said, Brittany has an answer.

I texted her and called her individually and she's not answering. I was like, I'm heading in the Uber to her house right now to check and make sure she's okay or like, you know, getting in the car. And she luckily had Zuli's number. She's like, I'm going to call Zuli, who's obviously going to be there. My nanny, like, was going to be at my house at eight. And I was supposed to wake up at 5.30. But in case Cruz was up and I was getting picked up 8.45, I was like, okay, come over at 8 because, you know, she's watching him

while I'm gone. And she was there and luckily they had her number, called her, and she came and woke me up. And I was like, it was just like one of those moments where I was like, what the heck is happening? I was supposed to have somebody come over and send me off this morning

and everything. Like, what is, like, it was just, I was not prepared. So then I had to like a rush, pack everything up really fast, but I made it on time. Yeah, luckily, I, you know, if you know me, I am a detailed traveler. I like an itinerary of the trip. I make sure we have enough time for error, traffic, anything that might come our way. So I built enough time in that even with the extra 20 minutes you needed to get out the door, we still had plenty of times that you could even still meet us at the restaurant at the airport. Thank God.

I had so many miss calls and stuff. And I had. I woke up and I couldn't believe it. I mean, I actually had set two alarms. So I did my job. Like, I actually did everything right this time. And it still didn't work out for me. But I made it. So whatever.

You made it with time to spare, too. So we were good. It is just fine. Okay, a couple quick questions before we move on to Michelle or Lala. Okay. Who becomes a completely different person after two drinks? Which everyone doesn't drink here. Of a gist of the four of us?

Yeah, just for the four. All of this is just us. I can, I mean, none of us really, I feel like we're all like kind of just an exaggerated version of ourselves. Yeah. Maybe Michelle, if I had to pick, just, I don't know. I feel like you'll, I feel like you'll dance, like after two margaritas. You can not a totally different person by anything.

Michelle comes out of her show a little bit more for sure. Yeah. I just feel like you'll have fun and dance. She wants to talk so bad right now. Don't worry. I'm coming to you next. Who's pretending there is. asleep but is 100% listening to all the gossip.

I'm going la la la la. I'm saying la la because you're just getting bed early. You're like a like you like you like to get cozy. You like to have like you like to have like an extra hour. I want to be doing the podcast in my bed right now. See, you're coming up and you really cherish your time like get in bed. Yeah. Face creams on. Everything's cozy. and ready, nice Seinfeld episode. Like, you like your quiet time in bed before you go to sleep. Maybe not to listen to the gossip, but you like to like cozy up in bed for a while. But you said me, so I'm going to ask you about that whenever you pop down here.

Okay. If there were a disagreement between us, what would it be about? Would it be about food, timing, or someone's tone? Timing, and it would be you. It would be Brittany's taking too long. long to get ready. It would be me taking too long to get ready. I agree. That would be on me. But I'd be so nice about it, so I don't think anybody would be mean to me. No, we just are like, how many more minutes realistically? I'm like, yeah, how many times I say, realistically,

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Yeah. Okay. Rapid fire really fast. Okay, here we go. Rapid fire for girls trip. Early flight or road trip? early flight matching outfits yes or absolutely not only if it's like pajamas sharing glam or separate separate for timing one hotel room or separate houses it depends but i would probably say separate

houses because i like you know more space is better i'd rather have more space than be too crowded yeah but we have like a big room this time we've got like a kitchen and like a little middle area between our rooms. I mean, I think this room is the size of my house. So we have plenty of space. We've got three showers, which is good. Yeah. Like, we can all go to our different little areas.

Okay. Who is already planning the next trip before this one in? Me. Yep, I agree. Janet. All right, I love you, Janet. I love you. All right, I'm passing it off to Michelle.

Michelle or Lala, who's up? All right. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Brittany. How you doing? I'm good. I'm excited for your birthday. Thanks for being here.

Also, we love that you can speak Spanish. Yes, we're going to be Spanish. It's so hot. We love it. Are you excited to be here? I'm so happy. I haven't had like a real vacation.

I haven't had a girl's vacation. I don't think ever in my life. Really? Yeah. Ever. Oh yeah. This was much needed. Yeah.

And it was really nice. Even our first dinner. like bones put away deep conversations yeah laughs cries a little bit of everything i know we like kind of we all kind of like had a tear up moment there for a second but like in a good way like it wasn't like negative stuff it was like much needed yeah conversations which is like a lot of the things that i love about girls trips what is one of the your favorite things about traveling with your close friends well this is my well technically well we've traveled to yeah we have I just realized how different we are in like our routines, our morning routines, what time we like to wake up, what we like to do.

Lala, thankfully, is on board with me. We're always the same. So I like that. Yeah, because you guys are like, let's get in bed. Let's turn the heat up. I'm like, no sound, no, now. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, so we have a two bedroom.

Our bedroom is lights out, warm, like cozy, blanket. and then you go to Brittany and Janets and it's like freezing. It's Antarctica in there. She has for extra blankets because she's a little chilly this trip. But normally she's like down to go with like whatever. Very different. Oh my goodness. Okay.

Who out of all four of us would not be able to share a bathroom under any circumstances? Which I know like we can share bathrooms. We are. Me. You think you would be the worst? I mean, I just like my private. see. Yeah. That's why I see that. Yeah, you don't even talk about going to the bathroom or anything. I don't do that. It doesn't happen. It's all glitter and rainbows and that's why you say me.

I think we would all prefer our own bathrooms, but yeah. Yeah. Well, at least we have three this time. Three showers, three bathrooms. Yeah. It reminds me of having a roommate and it takes me back to being like in our 20s and being like, we can't pay the bill. but let's buy a fucking bottle. Yeah. Yeah, it is nice. Especially like I live alone and I have Isabella and sometimes I'm alone. So it's like, this is nice to just like go to the living room and there's a couple girls here.

It does remind me of definitely being back in the college days and stuff where it was more fun to get ready with your friends than it was to even go to the bar. Like I remember we wouldn't even go get to the bar until like 12 o'clock at night because we would just be pre-drinking getting ready. together having fun. And we're all moms and like we deserve to like have fun and put ourselves first every now and then, you know? Put the music on. The music for sure. Okay, who's the first one to say I'm not even drunk? Uh, you? Me? Yes. You definitely can get tipsy at times and you don't even know it. Right. Well, duh. I'm not denying that for a second. Yeah, I take.

you. But you think I would say I'm not even drunk? Yeah. Okay. I'd say you. Me. All right. Maybe, maybe it is me. I don't know. Okay. Who's the mom of the group and who ignores everything the mom says? Jan is definitely the mom of the group. Janet is definitely the mom of the group. And you probably ignore. Yeah. Because we have a group chat and you were like, what time do we leave? What time do we get back? I was like, just let me know what time I need to be at the airport. I will be there. And hey, I was there first. Oh, goodness. I was there last. 1,000 percent.

Okay. Here we go. Who's going to eat someone else's snacks and deny it? These are all just like funny little girls' trip. That's kind of hard. I think Lala. She's the snacker in the group. I think Lala too.

She loves a good snack. I'm like a nighttime snacker as well, but I think Lala would definitely be like, where'd that twigs go? I have no idea. As soon as we came in, she's like, oh, snacks. Okay. Who out of the four of us would survive a group chat leak the best?

Say that again? Out of the four of us, who would survive a group chat leak? Like if somebody leaked our group chat and it went on social media. That's a hard one. I think all of us. I guess we'd have to know well that would mean that one of us oh leaked it probably I can't answer that I don't know yeah okay I'll ask Lala that question again when she's whenever she's on here in a second okay who says I'm fine but is very clearly not fine

Janet you think Janet yeah why do you think Janet um she can get what's the word like every, I, sometimes like when you get in a mood, you remind me of Isabella a little bit. So like, you'll have like a little tantrum and then you'll be totally fine.

Okay. Yeah. A little Janet moment. But also we wouldn't be able to find anything if it wasn't for Janet. So we don't even want to, we don't want to say a bad word because we won't be able to do anything for the rest of this trip.

Okay. And Janet planned everything. She booked the flight. she's done everything. Yeah. Okay. Do you think that we will be closer after this trip, or do we need a group therapy session after this trip?

I think we'll get closer. I do. Every time we hang out, we always get a little closer. Okay. A couple of rapid fires, the same ones that I asked, Janet. Early flight or road trip? Early flight. Matching outfits, yes or absolutely not?

Absolutely not. Sharing glam or separate? Separate. One hotel room or separate houses? It depends who it's with, but probably separate houses. Okay. Hold on. Let me see.

Oh, God, I have so many more. Okay. Okay, if you just had to pick one person, some of these are like off the wall will never happen to us, but it's funny to like go there. You ready? Who's getting kicked out of the hotel first? Out of the four of us? Yes. You.

Me? I'm the nicest one day, everybody. I just sat down there and talked to a man from Canada. Oh, yeah. I was like, what are you doing over there? I can't help it. Literally, if I get into an Uber, I'll sit in the front with them and I'll rap or sing songs to them. I just love that. That's hard. It could be Lala too. Okay, maybe Lala. Okay. Who packed heels knowing damn well. we're not walking anywhere. Lala. You packed heels. We all packed heels. Well, we all wore heels except for Lala the first night.

Lala wore flats tonight. She's being silent until it's her turn. Okay. Who's going to say I'm going to bed and then fully reappear, fully dressed an hour later? None of us. I should even read that question out loud. Who do we absolutely not let plan the itinerary?

me. Yeah. Absolutely not. Yep. Agreed. Who's crying by day two and why? I think Lala is the crier in the group.

Okay. She'll find a reason. Who's starting the drama and saying, I'm just being honest. Huh. That's a tough one. I don't see any of us starting the drama with each other. Yeah.

I don't think so either. We're pretty chill, actually. Believe it or not. We actually are. Believe it or not. Okay. Who's the most likely to lose something important, like a phone, passport? You.

Me? My girlfriend. I'm going to lose it. I can totally see you losing your passport. I checked my passport a thousand trillion times. Even though I was running late, it still made it in the bag. So I'm pretty proud of myself. I just keeps looking every two minutes to make sure it's in the same spot.

I know. Janice. saw that meme before we got here and I was like I did that all day today even in the Uber I I knew of my passport I was like is that cruises face or my face like I just kept like rechecking like what the heck yeah I do that too okay all right um who's late every single time you my girlfriend everyone pointed to me even the ones that you can't hear yet so I wish I had four bikes because that would be hilarious but I only have two so that's why I'm at like interviewing everybody separately.

Who would most likely disappear and come back with a story? Ooh. Yeah. Janet. I think Michelle. Oh, it could be me too. Yeah,

I kind of think you, honestly. Yeah, I have some good stories. Yeah. And like, I don't know where. Like, I kind of think it would be you.

Okay. Okay, last one. Who's saying this is my song to everything? You. You. All right. I love you, Michelle. What are you looking forward to the most on this trip?

Honestly, going to the gym, doing a little spa. Just laying out. Get out of here. Just hanging out. That should have been your first answer. I said all three. I'm so looking forward to it. Just spending time together.

Yeah. I feel like we're back in, where were we last year whenever? Where were we in? Where were we on that trip? trip on the valley last season. Yeah. We were in Hawaii. We were in Hawaii. And Michelle's like, I want to go to the gym. You're like, I'm not feeling that well. And me and January, like, you want to go to the gym? I just like to start my day off with some sort of activity. And I love that about you. And I'm trying to do the same thing. I'm trying to get healthier. So good for you. But that

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in your car because I apologize. if it is. Hi, Lala. Hi, babe. How are you doing? Good. I want to start off with what are you most excited for about this trip. Being with you guys and being able to like sleep in and like take a bath without a child coming in.

Yep. Use the restroom without a child coming in. Brush your teeth. Do anything. Like when I wake up in the morning, it's not like I have to hit the ground running. Like I can wake up and like have my coffee. Yes. Like enjoy.

But I will say like. Like I FaceTimed my kids. We all did when we got here. And I was like, oh, it's so funny how I was like so looking forward to this. And now I'm having withdraws from them. Oh, yeah. Not saying I'm trying to go back. No.

We all are like so happy to be here. But of course, like I miss Cruz too so much. And it's just because we're good moms. And we're like with our actually active parents. And that's one thing I'm so proud of with like all of my friends is everybody is a very active parent. Yeah. You know?

And there's a lot of people in L.A. who are not, you know. Yeah. No, I know. And there is not one friend of mine who I would be like, they're not an active parent. Like everyone is such active parents. I know. It's amazing to watch.

Yeah. And great parents. And I love you guys. Oh, goodness. Okay. I'm trying to figure out which questions to ask you. Just because. Just because.

Just because it's you. Okay. You ready? I'm ready, Bill. Who's brave enough to tell Law Law to calm down? And I know I'm talking third person, but you've done that for years. So it's... I know.

I love it. But who's brave enough to tell you to calm down? I think you. Me? Yeah. And I'm not saying that like Janet and Michelle are not. But like I think that you would step in before I go into like a full spiral. Janet lets me spiral.

And then it's like, well, maybe we do this direction. It's like, we've already caused mass destruction. We've already been there and done this. Okay. Early flight or road trip? Early flight. Matching outfits, yes or absolutely not. Absolutely fucking not.

Sharing glam or separate? Always separate. One hotel room or separate houses? Separate houses. Okay. All right. We'll see. All right.

Here we go. Who's getting kicked out of the hotel first? That's probably a toss up between the two of us because we get each other really riled up. Yeah. And I don't think that we would do anything within this group, but like, remember that man that, like, cut us off at the airport today? And we were like, why did he do that? We're obviously all together. But then even the guy before we even boarded the flight here who was like, yeah, walk, walk, take a picture. I was like, I can't do both things. Which would you like me to do? And I started lipping off. And I was like, oh, fuck. He has, like, mad power to, like, not let me on the flight. Yeah. And then we're like, okay, okay, okay. We're working. We're going to do. We're going to do. We're going to do. We're going. We're going. We're going. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're good. We're fine. We are just fine. Okay. Who, um, okay, this is the one that whenever Michelle talked about it, that we were like, you were like, wait, I don't know. Who is going to sleep and then listening to the gossip? You. Why do you think me? Because it happened. And people will see it

on this season of the Valley, right? Janet Coperna. Wake up, John. Okay. Well, also, I'm going to be able to watch you, like, do that. Yeah, but I was also in recovery. Okay, we can't talk too much about that because we don't want to get, we don't want to go down that. No, it's absolutely hysterical. I can't wait for people to watch. Yeah. Okay.

Who's taking 400 picks just to post one blurry selfie? Janet. Yeah. Janet takes so many photos and then I see her page and I'm like, that's the best you got. Okay. Who's saying we need this trip, but stressing everyone out the whole time? Probably me. I'm just a...

Do I? I don't know. I don't think any of us really stressed too much about the trip this time. Oh, like stress before we got here? Or stress each other out on the trip? Who's saying we need this trip, but stressing everyone out the whole time while we're here? None of us. None of us.

Yeah, I don't think so either. Yeah, yeah. Who's ordering room service like it's their last meal? You. Yeah, probably me and Janet. The two of you together is like, who is, who are we feeding? I don't understand. Yeah, we're just like, but then like I walk in and I don't complain.

I like plop right down. If you guys only knew the backstory to that sound that Lala makes and while it makes me crack up every time, I just don't think we should go there. No, let me, please, a different lifetime with people that I. don't need to say their names. Oh my God. Who's the first one to complain? Complain. I don't think any of us are complainers. No. This is a really super chill group. I know. And people probably wouldn't believe that. They think it's complete opposite. Yeah. Like when the four of us are together, it's like the easiest time ever. And like nothing that we talk about is like, it's like fun. And we talk about so many different things. And like I leave with my cup full.

Exactly. Yeah, we're all grateful. It's been, it's going to be such a great time. And also, by the way, I've got a lot of friends, okay? Just because some people are here doesn't mean other or not my friends anymore, because I've already got people in my DMs being like, is this person, where's this person or where's that person? I have so many great friends. If I invited, if every single one of my friends would be like 100 people here, honestly. Like I have, this was, no, don't even go there. I'm going to do something with other friends whenever I get, like, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, how it worked out. It's like not that deep. I know. This trip is for the four of us. It's just chill and fun. And there will be another trip that you take where it's not going to be with us. Yeah. Yeah. But it's just like people are already in my DMs. Where's this person? Where's that person? And I'm like, I still love them. They're still my friends. Just let us have fun while we're here. It's not that deep. Right? Finding the one can feel impossible. And in today's world, it's even harder. False profiles, inaccurate pictures, ghosting on dates. Is this sounding familiar? But if you're ready to make your move

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for the table without asking? We all give the nod to each other. We look and we go, the oysters? Yeah. Okay. The mushroom tacos? The pork belly tacos were the best.

What was your favorite saying from tonight's dinner? Oh, that soup really like, I wanted. Yeah, I was like a corn soup. I wanted to crawl into the soup. Yeah. And like lick it like a cat. And like the spoon, they should have picked like a better. I've been watching so much chopped.

That's the only thing I will say is it could have been a better bowl because plating is everything. And you could have got a little. little bit more in your spoon if it was in a deeper bowl. Yeah, and I would have liked a little bit more. I was a little bit more cheese. A little bit more cheese. It was delicious though.

It was absolutely delicious. Who needs a nap but refuses to admit it? You, if you need a nap, you always take a nap. Janet would do the same. You and I, Michelle are not napper. I love that Michelle's like shaking her head like, not me. Yeah, you and I, you and, yeah, we can't. do the nap thing. Well, honestly, you've got to push through till the end, which is good night. I can't take a nap either. I like to lay down and have like a lone time. There's a day of like, there's no possible way because I can't sleep for anything. Yeah, but Janet, yeah, but you need a nap. I need a nap. I need a nap. I need a nap. I need to be the bitch that I would say go take a nap. Yeah, because I never sleep. But I never sleep. But like, if I went like, I need to go lay down or whatever, I'm not, I'm probably not going to fall asleep while I'm laying down. Like, it's just going to be like a lone time for a second. Yeah.

Because I just like need that. Yeah. Kentucky muffin is a little sparshy. Take her a long time. Oh my gosh. Sparsher. Sparsher. Oh my gosh.

Okay. Oh, Lord. These are some ones. There's so many that I could have asked all of you guys, but I'm trying to like just have fun and do like a couple things. Like kind of like shake it up a bit. Yeah, I'm trying to shake it up a bit. Okay. what's the most

Brittany thing I've ever done on my birthday? The most Britney thing. Having an article of your clothing break. Oh my God. It happens a lot.

Yeah. Tonight we're tonight. You guys at dinner with a sotted tip. Tonight. And Britney's facing towards me and like

out towards the ocean. Luckily. Luckily. But I'm looking at her. She's like trying to fix her top. And all of a sudden, I just see fucking very perky, by the way. They look great. But like perky tit nipple. And within a half a second, she like caught her top. And I was like, holy shit. I just got a side of boob with my entree. This is lit. It just completely snapped. I was just trying to tighten the little halter top part of my dress. And one side snapped off.

so then I had to like take the other strap and tie it to the other thing. But it happens to you a lot, Brittany. It does. You're always having to like figure out something to tie to something else. It really does happen to me a lot. So that there's no tit out, vaginas are covered. Oh goodness. It was a mistake.

But whatever. Okay, these are birthday questions. Okay. Who is in charge of making sure I don't cry? All of us. Agreed. I think so too. But actually not me because I love a cry.

When someone cries, I'm like, God gave you tears for a reason. What time am I realistically calling it a night? Tomorrow. Even though we're all going to bed after this and none of us have like our drug or anything. Okay. If my birthday had a theme, what would it be? Oh, this one's so. hard.

No, she's like very, she like loves like a vampirey, bloody show. That was my Halloween thing. I know. You can't steal it. But don't you feel like it always leans towards like something that's like, or am I making this up? Like murder. Really?

Not for a birthday thing. I liked last year like it. I liked last year. Anything like dressing up. I liked last year. It's Britney bitch. Remember? That was good.

That was a very Britney. That was a really good one. You know what? I went with the vampire thing because it's the topest of my head. Yep. I don't know the most Brittany. Oh my gosh. Who's hyping me up the most?

And this is like on my birthday, okay? Who's hyping me up the most and who's roasting me the most? I'm roasting you the most. Janet's hyping you up the most. But I'm in a loving way roasting. Yeah. Of course. Of course.

You wouldn't be here if I thought. Oh my gosh. What's your favorite? You've known me for like 10 years now, Lala. What's your favorite Britney birthday memory? Oh, gosh. What did we do in my past? I have the worst memory ever, and I'm asking you.

She didn't come to that. I didn't come to that one. Yeah. All right. Well, let's not fucking love you guys. Lala missed my Vegas birthday a couple years ago. Why? Why did I miss it?

You got sick or something. Sick? Yeah. With what? I don't know. I think it's sick. Janet was there. Michelle was there.

Kristen was there. Zach was there. She was a, she was there, it was a great birthday. Yeah. That was my favorite birthday then. You weren't there.

I feel like we've spent so much time together that I don't know what times were your birthday and which times were not. So what's one of your favorite memories with me then over all these years? Oh my God.

Putting you on the spot. No, I think my most favorite memory of us is when we were in Big Bear because that's when you and I like really, really connected. Oh yeah, because after that,

we weren't cool at first and then we got close. Yeah, and I don't know if you remember this, but like I came into your room, Jacks was laying in the bed and you and I did our makeup together on the floor and that's when I was like,

oh, I think Brittany and I are like actually, like we've bonded and we're friends. Like we're sitting on the floor doing our makeup together. Big Bear was a lot of fun. It was, right? Yes, and you both got like altitude sickness or whatever, remember?

breathe from those things. Yes, those oxygen tanks. Yeah, like, I would say that I think that that memory is one of my favorites because it's so vivid in my mind. Because after that trip, you and I became like actual homies. Yeah. That was all. I love that. I remember that.

Okay. A couple more quick questions before we get out of here. Because everybody's ready to. I also love rapping with you in Uber's. Yeah, right? That's so fun. Yeah. We look at each other and we're like, my neck, my back.

And pussy and my cry. The Uber drivers either will absolutely love me or they absolutely hate me. I don't know. No, we have a hate it. I have a good rating, though, on Uber, and I love that. A bag of fun. All right, a couple more quick questions. Ready?

Glammer, comfy. Oh, comfy. Cry or rage? Combination. Yep. Coimbing. Hills are sneakers? Snickers.

Surprise party or no? No. balloons or cake cake go hard or go home early go home early group picks or selfies selfies I like to see myself

late night snacks or straight to bed oh snacking in the bed while I close my eyes all right I love y'all thanks for doing a fun fast rapid girls trip birthday we love you

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