When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - Jax Is Still The #1 Guy In The Group… or Is He?

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

Jax Is Still The #1 Guy In The Group… or Is He? Jax had a great Father’s Day thanks to a little special planning (and beach staycation) by Brittany! He also has some fun thoughts about Lisa Vander...pump’s recent comments about the most interesting reality TV stars she’s worked with, his recent Bar Crawl with Tom Schwartz, and the guest list for his upcoming 45th birthday party. Plus, Jax & Brittany share the REAL story behind Jax’s infamous arrest in Hawaii, the celebs on their respective “hall pass” list (if you know, you know), and why they’re so excited to film season 2 of The Valley. Thanks for supporting our sponsors! Quince: Go to https://Quince.com/jb for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Hyatt Vivid: Visit https://HyattVividResorts.com for awesome grand opening rates.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Alright, hello everybody and welcome back to Win Reality Hits with Jackson Brittany. Hey everybody, how's it going? I hope everybody had a great Father's Day. I had a great Father's Day. I want to thank you. I don't think I've ever even said thank you to you. Probably not. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Bertie surprised me with a trip to Huntington Beach, kind of a staycation at the Hilton, I think we're at the Hilton. Oceanside. Oceanside. It was really nice. We got laid by the pool with Cruzy. He went swimming. Of course I was such a proud dad
Starting point is 00:00:43 because my kid was the only one in there without floaties on. I purposely was like putting my son around other kids. You were, you got like throwing him. I was throwing him and stuff because I wanted all the other dads to be like, wow, why is kids got no floaties on? He's in the deep end.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Like, that's right, suckers. My kid can swim better than yours. Cause I know I purposely made, I purposely wanted- You aren't gonna be one of those annoying parents. I was, I was. So yeah, we went to the Hilton. Then we laid by the pool all day,
Starting point is 00:01:07 then we took a walk to the beach where Cruz kind of, I think this was kind of his first or second time. He's been to the beach, I mean, he obviously, we go to Malibu and stuff a lot, but we just kind of like are eating on the water. But he was actually getting, not since he was, we were in Florida for my friend's wedding, so it's been a while, but he loved the ocean.
Starting point is 00:01:24 He loves the ocean. Like every time the waves would crash, he was cackling out loud. It was the cutest thing ever. Yeah, he loved it. He loved it. It was beautiful there, too. So many people, a lot of fun. Then we went to a...
Starting point is 00:01:35 The paparazzi got us on the beach. The paparazzi definitely got us on the beach. I don't know how. I was kind of a lookout. I thought it was in Cognito, but I guess not. But there was also so many people there, so I don't think that we would have even noticed. I mean, they got some really good shots. They were up close and everything of us.
Starting point is 00:01:48 It was kind of like, where was that camera? Yeah, but they used those good cameras. They could just shoot it from the street if they wanted to. I know. And I really wasn't like, I was pretty obvious about where we were. I kept posting where we were and stuff, just because I love the hotel.
Starting point is 00:01:58 And we'd been there, we'd been there before. I think we were there before. But then we went to a wonderful restaurant called Henry's after, and I had some pork belly which was really good Father's Day special and Then we Went back to the room and watch movies. So it was a really nice staycation. I got a lot of people writing in being like How are you guys able to do these like trips together and stuff people don't understand us? I guess not
Starting point is 00:02:24 Which is fine. I don't really care what other people think. People don't understand us. I guess not. Which is fine. I don't really care what other people think. I don't think we understand us. No, no. We're co-parenting. It doesn't have to be perfect in everybody else's eyes, but it works for us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:36 That's all that matters. Cruz had such a good time. He did, he did. Huntington is a really good place for kids, I feel like. Yeah, yeah, it was a lot of fun. And then we got home yesterday and then Brittany went to a movie premiere. Oh yeah. I went to a movie premiere last night, got to walk the carpet at the TCL Chinese Theater. You hate how I say theater. Yeah. I don't like
Starting point is 00:02:57 that. Theater. But still that's like such an iconic place, you know, with all the hand prints around everywhere. And it was really fun fun got to see Austin Butler in real life He is a gorgeous gorgeous man. I would have went just to see Kaia Gerber. I know I took a selfie with Kaia Gerber She is gorgeous. I mean that is a beautiful couple Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler Like if they have babies, how can you get any prettier? Pretty people don't always make the best-looking kids. I don't know how it happened for us, but we made a gorgeous kid. I know. But um, so I didn't go because I'm not a fan of movie premieres. I just I just don't like them.
Starting point is 00:03:33 I think it's too much hype. Yeah, but I met you at the after party. As soon as I saw who the cast was, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to this. I took Janet with me as my date. We had a lot of fun. Um, you just thought Tom Hardy was gonna be there. I thought Tom Hardy was gonna be there. He makes it very well known that he doesn't leave his house. Oh my gosh, he has always been my hall pass, hasn't he, Jax? He's like on my list of celebrities. And mine is Sydney Sweeney. So if you're listening to this, Sydney.
Starting point is 00:03:59 No. Tom, if you're listening to this, you have my blessing. It was funny though, cause Jax was like, he gets a little cray cray sometimes, I'm not going to lie, you do. Just whenever I'm out and stuff, you get a little jealous. Like I said, we're in a very weird thing. So I was texting him, I was like, cause you kept texting me last night saying stuff like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Who are you? Cause you thought actually that I was going to like find some magical way to be able to hook up with Tom Hardy at the premiere party. And then she texted me back, you want to be a flower boy in our wedding? I was like, you son of a bitch. He just proposed to me.
Starting point is 00:04:37 We were, we're going to the bathroom. Here's the thing, here's the thing. And I don't know if other couples do this or not. So I know we're not like, our relationship's really weird right now, but it doesn't matter. Like, if I go out, I still call you, and I still check in with you, and I say, hey, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:04:49 How's cruise? Like, even if I'm going to the bar, if I'm going, and I only go to bars, but if I go to the bar, I always check in with you. Like, hey, remember this? And hey, you remember when I do this? Like, I'll just throw a topic out there, like, in the middle of the night,
Starting point is 00:04:59 just to kind of catch you off guard, or just to check in with you. Like, I just think that's nice to do. Well, it is. I think, and you never do it to me. You never say, hey, how's your night going? What are you doing? Are you drinking too much?
Starting point is 00:05:09 Like, I like to be like checked in on and I like to check in with you. Like, just to see where you're at, what's it going and kind of where you are in the evening. And I don't know, it's just kind of like- Does that mean that you need more words of affirmation? I think as a man- Love language?
Starting point is 00:05:22 I think as a man, it's just like, I don't need things, material things, but I do need to be loved. I need to be told. I need to be told like, hey, how are you doing? You're doing a good job. I need things like that. I do. And I don't care if people know that. I do need to be told that. And I've always been really good at that for nine years. And men need peace. Peace. Oh my gosh. Okay. Now that we're gonna get into all this, why are men always so mean driving in the car? I just think it's... Is that like a universal thing?
Starting point is 00:05:56 I feel like a lot of couples fight when they're driving in the car. Almost every time Jax and I are in a car is whenever we have our worst fights.. Like, seriously. You get mad if I tell you to turn here and then you get mad if you miss the turn. I mean, I just, I'm already aggravated because I'm in the car and I'm driving in LA and LA, the traffic is horrendous. It's not usually me, it's everybody else that's a terrible driver.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Oh, please. You almost hit how many cars today just driving here to Beverly Hills. Okay, I will give it, it was my fault today. Today was my fault. I have a lot, we have a lot going on today and I'm just, my mind is all over the place and my son, we kind of scheduled his classes back to back so he didn't get his proper nap in today and I'm a stickler for doing things like consistency. I need consistency in my life. I like my son gets up in the morning. We had to reschedule one of his speech
Starting point is 00:06:39 therapies because we were still driving yesterday during his speech. I think it's super important for consistency in a young child's life. Such as nap time, you know, go to school, come home, go to swim, eat your dinner. Like I just like consistency. I think it's good for him. So yeah, that's what we have to do. We always do. But today it got thrown off because we were in, yesterday we did staycation so we couldn't go to a speech class so we had to move it up. So anyway, I was just a little bothered today by his, I was, I got, I got a lot of anxiety because I didn't think his nap time. But I wonder why specifically in the car. It's just the car something about the car just drives me nuts
Starting point is 00:07:10 You know, I don't know I don't know what is but my father was like that all my friends are like that guys I know a lot of couples that get in arguments in the car I've been in the car where you're like awkward in the backseat like these fools are They're fighting right in front of me in the car. It makes the whole ride so awkward I think my brother-in-law is the same way to which my sister like they just it's just it's front of me in the car. It makes the whole ride so awkward. I think my brother-in-law is the same way too. My sister, it's something about driving in the car. I don't know what it is, just there's anger.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I mean, I feel like I can breathe wrong sometimes and you're like, you're like, why? Don't do that to the driver. You're always sticking your hand out. Don't do that to the driver. I hate when you scream or you give me something like this. I'm like, oh my god, don't do that to me because if you go like this, I'm gonna jump
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah, but then what if I don't do it and you run into the car? It's like oh, it's like a lose-lose situation I just like that's a common thing in in a lot of couples I just get so angry driving in LA like that's why I drive my golf cart because that's why I'm so happy but in The car you can pretty much nine times out of ten. There'll be some frustration coming out of me I don't care if I'm going to McDonald's I'm gonna have some frustration speaking of driving. I cannot believe that Justin Timberlake was arrested Oh my gosh, not only was he arrested first of all you have 500 million in the bank, right?
Starting point is 00:08:20 So I had this conversation with my buddies today. Why do you not have a personal driver? I'm like, goodness gracious. And what friends of his allowed him to go out and get wasted to do this? You got 500 million in the bank. It's just such a shock because you just think of Justin Timberlake as like the good old American icon boy, you know? Well, I mean, Hollywood, it's just, everybody does bad things. It's just when you get caught. Yeah, true. Everybody, it's just a matter of time when they get caught. I still love Justin Timberlake. I said Justin Timberlake. Everybody in Hollywood does bad things is just when you get caught. Yeah, true. Everybody, it's just a matter of time when they get caught. I still love Justin Bieber. I said Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Everybody in Hollywood does bad shit, they do. And it's just like I said, it only comes out when they get caught. My 90s heart is crying out loud right now. But his mugshot looked good, better than mine. I know, I was like, dang, that's a sexy mugshot. My TMZ mugshot was not that good. Oh gosh, your mugshot, that was,
Starting point is 00:09:02 I was not gonna talk about this, but here we go. Cue the flashback of Jax's mugshot. That was... I was not going to talk about this, but here we go. Cue the flashback of Jax's mugshot. That was... Guys, you know what? We didn't have a podcast back then. Let's talk about it. Because that day in Hawaii, for those of you who don't know what we're talking about, that might be listening. It was all covered on one of our seasons of Vanderpump Rule, but we did a group vacation to Hawaii. What are your first vacations? It was one of my very first vacations on the show and I'd never been far.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Florida was the furthest I've ever been. So even going to Hawaii, I was just like, oh, I loved it so much. So it was the best time ever and production actually allowed us to stay, what do we say, like two or three days off camera. And that is not allowed anymore because of this Hawaii trip. Like if we do a group trip, we have to come straight home because of what Jax did. So anyways, we're in Hawaii and it's the last day
Starting point is 00:09:53 and Jax and I are on a booze cruise. Our second one, we're going on our second one. And we come back and we're like sitting out at the Dukes. You know, I think we were at Dukes. We're sitting out at Dukes on the beach and we're in Hawaii out at the Dukes, you know, I think we were at Dukes. We were sitting out at Dukes on the beach and we're in Hawaii, everything's beautiful. Mind you, I'm still brand new to this group. So like, who else was there?
Starting point is 00:10:12 I think Katie was there, Tom. Katie and Tom went to the Dole Farms. Yeah. We were supposed to go to the Dole Farms. Yeah, we were supposed to go, but we didn't have enough room. There was no room in the car, so I said, screw it, let's go on a booze cruise, right? So, Jax and I stayed back together. And like I said, I was getting to know these people. They were still my friends, but There was no room in the car. So I said, screw it, let's go on a booze cruise. So Jackson and I stayed back together.
Starting point is 00:10:25 And like I said, I was getting to know these people. They were still my friends, but I was not close to them like I am now. So it was all very awkward situation. But anyways, we're sitting at Duke's and he comes back with these Tiffany sunglasses. I had never, I didn't really have name brand things or anything at that point.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Like it was one of the first things that I had ever been given. Like one first like things that I had ever been given. Like one of the nicest gifts I had ever been given. Kind of find out we're sitting at the bar and all of a sudden police officers come up and handcuffs Jax while we're sitting at the bar. I have absolutely no idea what was going on. That was the most terrifying thing. I had no clue what was happening. And Jax looks at me and turns around as he's being walked out by the freaking police officers and says don't tell anybody So now I'm freaking in Hawaii by myself
Starting point is 00:11:12 Alright, wait a minute Or my boyfriend just got taken by the police and I didn't even know what the reason was Okay, I'm gonna let's back up a little bit. So I was at this point. I can't remember what season it was was your first season, right? It was my season four. So season four. So, okay, about this time I had a pre booby Britney. I had a severe, severe diva mentality, which means, which, which what I'm saying is, is like nothing. I felt like nothing I could do. I could never do no wrong. I basically thought I was the king of the world. So here's the thing. I went in,
Starting point is 00:11:41 we needed sunglasses, right? I went into the mall, I went in with my bare feet and I had sand all over me I had a wad of cash now the camera saw me Okay, this to security cameras when I had to go to court for this we had to talk about this the camera saw me Going to the ATM right I have a wad of cash in my hand. We have to get on the booze cruise in 10 minutes I have to run out of the mall make it to the booze cruise You see a wad of cash in my hand, but then the sunglasses store It's a mile long like there's like 30 people waiting in
Starting point is 00:12:07 line for sunglasses I'm like F this I'm just gonna go out and like I didn't it's not like I couldn't afford them I mean obviously but still I had the money in my hand and I was just kind of like you know what I'm not waiting for this you let me take a selfie and send a selfie of me wearing the glasses to my mother I know it was it was bad then I called your mother and I apologize yeah it was You let me take a selfie and sent a selfie of me wearing the glasses to my mother. I know, it was bad. Then I called your mother and I apologized. Yeah, it was one of my, not one of my finer moments. No, but Jack's literally, as he's getting taken away, he says, don't tell anybody.
Starting point is 00:12:32 So I'm in Hawaii by myself with my new friends. Like they weren't there because I was like waiting. Like I don't even know what's going on, what's going on. You finally are able to call me or something. TMZ picks up the story. It gets like busted all over the place. Your mom is calling me, your sister's calling me, your whole family's like calling me, everybody's...
Starting point is 00:12:49 And in the beginning he didn't want me to tell anybody. And I was like, how is this leaked on TMZ? So then I go out to eat with like Tom and Katie and everybody, Jax is in jail, and I was taking photos like holding my arm up like I had an imaginary date. We were doing that the whole night. Thank God Tom Schwartz billed it out. Yes, because I didn't even arm up like I had an imaginary date. We were doing that the whole night. It was so embarrassing. Thank God Tom Schwartz bailed me out. Yes, because I didn't even have enough money. I had just moved to LA and it was like $1,500 or something
Starting point is 00:13:12 to bail you out, so Schwartz had to do it. And that's how much you had in your bank account. Yeah, probably. I was like, I didn't bail you out with all the money I got. I think you spent all your money on parking tickets when you first got there. I did, I did. But the fact that you said don't tell anybody
Starting point is 00:13:26 and I was this brand new girl from Kentucky and I had no clue what was going on. I was so embarrassed. You should be. You should be. I was very embarrassed. Cause I just thought I'm like I don't care. I'm Jax Taylor. I can do whatever the fuck I want. So I was just like... And then guess what we do for Valentine's Day?
Starting point is 00:13:42 We go back to Hawaii cause he had to go to court. Well hey listen I had to show up for court so I'm like why don't we make this a vacation out of it? I got one day in court. It actually turned into a good vacation. It was a very good nice vacation because we ended up staying five days. I had to be up for court. They dropped the charges, whatever. I said I was sorry, no big deal, paid a little fine and that was it. They didn't even take the glasses. Like I think I gave them to my mom or something. Yeah, your mom has them. But I just, you know, I just said listen, I had a little diva moment. I apologized to the court.
Starting point is 00:14:06 And they saw that they, thank God the camera caught me going to the ATM machine and seeing the money in my hand. Cause they say to like, listen, he didn't want to wait in line. He was going to be late. First thing, he clearly has a job and who he is. But they wanted to make an example out of me. That's why they brought me back. Yeah, but still, like I wish they would have let me give it
Starting point is 00:14:21 to them and give it back, but no. No, you had to learn your lesson. I did. I learned, yeah, that was awful. awful and like I said Tom Schwartz had to bail me out I was like I barely made my flight. I got out of jail. I was rushing to the airport I'm full of sand. I'm in the same clothes. I'm sorry to me. It's on camera I was embarrassed And by the way when I was getting those glasses I was already one booze cruise deep like we were hammered
Starting point is 00:14:47 We did a booze cruise came back, came back, sat at Dukes for a little bit and then went back on a booze cruise Yeah, we went back on the booze cruise with the sunglasses on me. And then as soon as I got off the booze cruise That's when I got arrested. Anyway, that's enough of that. I know I mean We just it's just it's such a crazy thing that you can look back and be like you learned your lesson from it You know, but still we've never actually talked about it like all the behind-the-scenes stuff that wasn't on They actually had a camera our camera guy John Carr had to I think he ended up staying too And he was filming some of what you saw was filmed with an iPhone. Yeah, cuz they're like, okay We got a producer not a camera guy. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah producer. Yeah
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Starting point is 00:16:51 Now, just to get back to what we were talking about earlier about the movie premiere. So I'm not a fan of movie premieres because they're just a big production. And it's just I love it. I know you do. I do. I don't like movie awards. I don't like like the I went to the MTV Music Awards. I've been asked to go a few times I just they're boring for me. I'm the opposite. I love it all what you see on TV is not Norman Reedus in real life. Yeah, he was there last night. I know
Starting point is 00:17:14 The movie was called the bike riders by the way, it's good And yeah, and so anyway what you guys see on TV for those who don't know it's not the same as when you're there It's a lot of hurry up. Oh, don't listen to me only people that can drink are't know, it's not the same as when you're there. It's a lot of hurry up and wait. Oh, don't listen to him. And the only people that can drink are the celebrities. And it's a tiny little room, and they have it like really, it's just really weird. But anyway, I know, I'm such a Debbie Downer. I get really bored, so. We had a good time.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I know, you guys look like you had a great time. Almost the whole cast of The Valley was there. I was like, this is awesome. I know, the whole cast was there. Speaking of that, I was there with Michelle and her new boyfriend Aaron and Jesse as well Okay, we're gonna get that I want to get into that a second, but then I decided then Brittany called me and said there's an after party at the Chateau marmont Chateau marmont or bar marmont or whatever so then I decided I was at Jackson's at the time for my karaoke night
Starting point is 00:18:02 So I said, you know what? I'm gonna swing on over there. You were lit. I was on one last night. You were a litty lit I was just I was because I was a little angry because you didn't tell me about it I had it like and then once I told you you're like oh, yeah, you could come I'm like I want you to invite me to these things like you know like say hey like I miss you As stated before we are in a weird relationship But like I don't know. Whatever. The other day you were like, okay, should we have sex? You know what, I still said that you could come. The other day you asked me if we should have sex or not. And I was like, I mean. Oh gosh. We don't even know where we are right now. It's such a weird, and I think that's kind of why this just, I don't know, at this point we can just laugh at it.
Starting point is 00:18:43 But anyway, getting back to the movie premiere, it was just such a weird thing. You're like, should we have sex or not? Oh God, you but anyway getting back to the movie I was just such a weird that you're like should we have sex or not? Oh, God, you just say get back to maybe for anyway go back to that giving back going back I think that you just really want people to know I I'm just kind of a word open book here We're very transparent, and we hope that somebody can get something out of this anyway, so I went to I met her at the after party, and yeah I was a little drink, but we did see Norman Reedus. And then I went back, back to Jackson's after I left the,
Starting point is 00:19:09 the party. I cannot believe you made it back to Jackson's after that. What were you thinking? I don't know. I went, as soon as I got to the house, I mean my head hit the bed and I was out like a light. I called, I called our nanny. It was like 10 30 and I'm like, Hey, is everything going?
Starting point is 00:19:22 I'm on my way home. She's like, do you don't have to rush home? He's asleep. I'm downstairs, you know, just, I'm like, oh, he's asleep. I'm like my way home. She's like, you don't have to rush home. He's asleep. I'm downstairs, you know, just, I'm like, oh, he's asleep? I'm like, okay, fine. Then I'll just go out for a little longer than he's asleep, you know?
Starting point is 00:19:29 So that's kind of why. I just don't know how you physically did it because you were so lit at the premiere party. I talked to my buddies. They're like, Jax, you were on one last night. I'm like, I don't really remember drinking that much, but I didn't eat dinner. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Is that the problem? That's, yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. And I just started hydroxy cut so I think that's a little bit of... I had the hydroxy cut at me and liquor and no food. Oh my gosh that's funny. Lisa Vanderpump recently did Not Skinny Not Fats podcast and on one of the clips that I saw on her IG today it was Lisa saying that she thinks that James Kennedy is the most interesting
Starting point is 00:20:09 reality star that she's worked with and then she took it back or she didn't take it back but she was like well James and Stassi what do you think about that Jax? Really? I'm a little upset. You're so mad that you weren't named. Because like, she used to tell me that I was the most interesting. Like, she's like, you are reality TV girls. I had to save this for the podcast to get your actual reaction. I'm a little taken back, but I'm also not surprised. Lisa just kind of, she's Lisa, you know? And I'm a little taken back because we've had some kind of one-on-ones.
Starting point is 00:20:42 But I think down deep she has to say certain things. I feel like, I feel like deep down, I'm a little taken back because we've had some kind of one-on-ones, but I think down deep she has to say certain things I feel like I feel like that deep down I'm her favorite You are still the number one guy in the group. I will always be the number one No matter what? Tell us how you really feel. I wanted to get your reaction. No, that's fine. I don't um I Think I think they're both successful, but I don't understand interesting.
Starting point is 00:21:06 I think they're just normal people. I don't think they've done anything to say why they're interesting. James is great TV and so is Stossi, but so are you and so am I. Yeah, everybody's great TV. I want something in particular about all the people that she's worked with on Housewives, The Valley, why are they? Give me an example. That's why I wanted your reaction.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I would like the example. I'm like, oh, because if you can justify that to me great But you can't just say names without saying okay. This is why You are hilarious. You're so butthurt. I'm a little butthurt. We said butthurt at the same time. You are so butthurt. Maybe I'm just getting old you know Maybe it's just time for me to pass the torch But I already did pass the torch by the way. I was in Vegas by the way speaking of James Kennedy
Starting point is 00:21:43 Tom Schwartz, and I were in Vegas last week at the Daylight Nightclub, and we did a I was in Vegas, by the way, speaking of James Kennedy, Tom Schwartz and I were in Vegas last week at the Daylight Nightclub, and we did a day party in Vegas. It was like, freaking hot as ever. And I tell you what, it was the best people watching ever. Well, good, because me and Kristen are going on the 29th, so come see us. It's great people watching. Tom even got in the pool, which I thought was a little sus.
Starting point is 00:22:02 You don't get in the pools in Vegas. I'm sorry, you just don't. But we had our own cabana. It's so hot though in Vegas. So then we said hey we weren't sure if we were allowed to see James because James was playing that night and we're like we're not sure if we're allowed to leave the Mandalay Bay property but they said go ahead and so we called up James like hey we're in town he's got a he has a residency over at live so Tom me Tom and Max all went to live and saw James perform we were backstage or back behind the DJ booth with him, and Allie took good care of us, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:29 feeding us drinks. And I tell you what, I gotta say, if you haven't seen James Kennedy perform, you gotta go see him perform. He's doing a great job, I'm happy for him. It's not only the music, because the music, me personally, I still have the, it's not about the music for me.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Like anybody can, in my eyes, push play on a damn iPad. Oh, Lord. Here's the thing, what I like, he performs. Like he's actually performing. He's not just pushing a button. He's actually jumping around, dancing, screaming. He's very talented at what he does, you know what I'm saying. But I'm just saying, most DJs just sit behind the keyboard
Starting point is 00:22:57 and do nothing. He's all over the place. Like you get a show with James. And like I said, he brought us up on stage, announced us, everybody went crazy, it was fun, and I'm just so happy for him. He's killing it, and he's doing what he loves, you know, so. His girlfriend Ali is really sweet. Yeah, thanks to Sanderball. Sanderball, that really bumped his career. All of ours. I think it bumped all of our careers. I always say that every week. I'm like, gotta
Starting point is 00:23:18 thank that guy, Sanderball, because... That's still crazy though, geez. Yeah. And Ariana is doing, like, looks beautiful every time she comes out. Like, I've been seeing her Love Island episodes and they do these, like, you know how they always do the walkway where they walk on Love Island? She looks so gorgeous. Like, she looks better than she's ever looked, I swear. Happiness looks good on her. So that is awesome. Oh, this has been, like, the first two weeks that we haven't had a new episode come out.
Starting point is 00:23:44 You realize that? I'm sorry, guys. We kind of... No, of the valley. Oh, the valley. Oh, yeah has been like the first two weeks that we haven't had a new episode come out you realize that I'm sorry guys We kind of know of the valley. Oh the valley. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know I know you guys are missing the valley Don't you guys worry we are starting back up I don't know if I'm allowed to say the date, but in July in July a lot is going down A lot is gonna happen like I said before we have a whole new production cast I'm a whole new production crew, and I'm super excited about that you guys are you're in for it because I'm gonna make sure there is things that are gonna be told this time. What the heck are you doing? I just like I feel like there's
Starting point is 00:24:15 there wasn't everything wasn't let out of the bag I feel like there was a lot of like why wasn't this shown why wasn't this shown and that's not gonna happen some of you people are gonna be in for a surprise. Here goes Jack. I'm just saying trying to bring the drama we haven't even started yet. I don't need shown and that's not gonna happen. Oh, so you people are gonna be in for a surprise here goes Jack I'm just saying try to bring the drama. We haven't even started. I don't need to bring the drama It's already there. They just didn't put it on the TV and I'm shocked Gosh This is gonna be a hard season for me and you to film I feel like why might be one of the toughest Why do you think because we're in such a weird spot?
Starting point is 00:24:41 But I think we're okay right now if we can keep this are okay right now and then tomorrow we could be screaming at each other. That's true. Like, there's no in between. I know, there is no in between. There really is not. So, it's very up and down. I don't think so. I'm not gonna... I've been going over in my head like how I'm gonna play this season out. Like how am I gonna do this? Am I gonna be sit back? Am I gonna be crazy?
Starting point is 00:25:02 I'm definitely not gonna be attacking anybody. Well, definitely not you. I'm not gonna be attacking you or not talking you down to you But yes, I think by the way, the medication is really helping by the way I think it is I think I go through spurts with it But I do think it is helping stick to it and see if you like it or not. But anyway Yeah, I'm excited for the season But yeah, there's some things that need to be out of the bat cat needs to be out of the bag And a few different things and I'm a little he's already trying to tease the people Oh, I'm not gonna need to tease you guys are gonna be in you guys are gonna love it But we have a start we start with everybody so it's gonna be a good season there is you're getting ready to go to
Starting point is 00:25:37 I'm going to the Bahamas So the next podcast will be another so last year if Yes, I'm going to do another. So last year, if you guys remember on our podcast, we did a girls trip. I went with a bunch of different reality stars from a bunch of different shows. And I did a girls trip, Cabo. I think it ended to like two episodes. So we're going to do it again. In the Bahamas? In the Bahamas this year.
Starting point is 00:25:59 So I'm leaving on the 24th and going to the Bahamas for four days. Is this going to be a back to back episode? Are you going to do? Yes, I'm going to interview all the girls again and make to the Bahamas for four days. Is this gonna be a back to back episode? Are you gonna do? Yes, I'm gonna interview all the girls again and make like a really fun girls trip podcast. Do you know who's going? There's some new girls that I haven't met before,
Starting point is 00:26:13 like Chelsea from Love is Blind is gonna be there, haven't met her yet, like Hannah G will be there again. Hannah G, Chelsea from Love is Blind. Abigail, Serena, they were there with me last time. I think Charity Lawson's gonna be there. Oh, this will be a really good podcast. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of good, fun people, who I haven't even met yet, so it'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Oh, this'll be awesome. People will love that. I'm super excited. So you're going to the Bahamas, and then you're going to Vegas? Going to the Bahamas, I'll be gone for four days, three nights. Come back, spend time with crews, go to Vegas for one day, come back, and then I'm taking crews to Kentucky. And I am going to Toronto, and then I'm coming back, spend time with crews, go to Vegas for one day. Come back, and then I'm taking crews to Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:26:46 And I am going to Toronto, and then I'm coming back, going to Vancouver, and then I'm going to Michigan, spending the Fourth of July with my sister on Lake St. Clair on her boat. I love going to the boat. Gonna go to the moot. They call it the moot in Michigan. I'm so excited to be back in Michigan for the Fourth of July.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah, we wanna go home and spend time with our families before we start filming. It's like we need to, I definitely need to go home and like refresh and recharge before the cameras pick up. So that's why it's so important to me. I have such amazing best friends in Kentucky and they really just like reset me. Plus, Cruz needs to see his cousins. And of course my family is the most important. My mom, my dad, my brothers, my sister, my nephews, my niece. I need to see my sister. I haven't seen her in a long time. And so we're going to be on the lake.
Starting point is 00:27:27 But Cruz needs, more importantly, Cruz needs to be home. He needs to see his cousins. He loves the farm. He loves all the animals. He loves all his cousins. And it's just, it's important for me to make sure he gets back to Kentucky. And the farm is also, speaking of like a place to recharge,
Starting point is 00:27:39 the farm is the best place, especially in the summer, because my mammal, you know, if you guys have been watching either Jackson Bray takes Kentucky or, you know, just been a fan of ours for a while, you, you would know that our family lives on like a 500 acre farm and everybody's next door neighbors. So we have like our own little, what would you call that? Our own little, I mean, everybody lives on the same property. Yeah. Cause my mom's house is by the river. So like it's literally just us at the end of the road.
Starting point is 00:28:05 So my grandma has this huge pool in the middle of it. Nobody else is around, and it's the same pool. I think it was built, I was little swimming in it. So now Cruz gets to, and I just love that. So yeah, so that's what our Fourth of July plans look like. Then I come back, and then it's my birthday. My 45th birthday. Jax always wants to go all out for his birthdays. No, I don and then it's my birthday. My 45th birthday.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Jax always wants to go all out for his birthday. No I don't. Yes you do. What I'm gonna do for my birthday, I'm gonna have it at Jax's. We're gonna have a, because we're not filming that. I think we filmed the following week of my birthday. So, but I think the kickoff is gonna be my birthday this year. But we're gonna be having it at Jax's. Hmm, what can I stir up at your birthday? I don't even know who's invited because I'm telling you right now. Maybe you'll just think I'm not coming and then I'll pop out of the cake like a stripper. Can you wear high heels, short jean shorts, and a tight white t-shirt? That's what you want me to wear? Yeah kind of like kind of like the Cindy Crawford Pepsi commercial back in
Starting point is 00:29:02 the day when she just wore short short jean shorts I mean a theme high heels and like a white that's like my dream outfit Yeah, Cindy Crawford made she is still so gorgeous and meeting her daughter last night like I was telling you guys earlier I took a selfie with Kaia Gerber. I just went right up to her was like I was healthy She's like way taller than me way younger than me way taller than me back to me here for a second I said I said we're talking about me and my theme. Oh my gosh! What would you like, sir?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Well, you know me, I'm a nostalgic guy and I love the 80s, but I think we've already done the 80s for my 40th, but maybe we just do like a, I don't know. But as long as you wear short shorts and high heels, that's all I care about. Okay, that'll be your birthday present. And hopefully I get laid that night. Oh gosh.
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Starting point is 00:30:21 Visit hyattvividresorts.com for awesome grand opening rates. That's HyattVividResorts.com. So anyway, that's what's going on so far for the summer. And then yeah, we filmed pretty much all summer. So it's going to be kind of crazy. We're really excited though, because Brittany's mom will be in town. Thank God. Yeah, she's been able to come for the whole month of August for the past two years So whenever we started filming that was extremely helpful Yeah Because we do cast trips and stuff like that and not all the time that you know we can bring kids on this so it's Nice to have even though we love our nanny to death It's nice to have a little you know give her a little bit of a break and plus her mom gets to spend time with
Starting point is 00:30:58 Crews yeah, and you know I don't feel guilty like popping out even if I just wanna go get my nails done, because we're not used to having family around. We have to schedule somebody, always have it scheduled. We're one of the only couples that don't have any family here, so it's extremely hard, and thank God our nanny is so amazing. Oh, she's our family.
Starting point is 00:31:18 And I say nanny because she's literally there every day almost. I think there's like two or three days a week she's not there. Yeah, she's just an amazing person. And she does everything. She tears our baby, and then two or three days a week she's not there yeah she does everything she does our tears our baby and then she cleans our house and she's just so amazing she is part of our family for sure oh wait I was gonna say we were we kind of talked
Starting point is 00:31:34 about this for one second then we went right over it at the premiere last night we were with Michelle and her new boyfriend and also Jesse was there too so it was like a whole weird thing and I really I love Aaron and I'm like we talked about this last time too. I met Lacey and she was really nice as well. Yeah but yeah I think that it was just a weird dynamic because Jesse's girlfriend wasn't there with him too so it was just Jesse and then with Michelle and Aaron. They always stay apart from each other but you know I could just kind of feel a little bit of tension Which is gonna be so interesting for next season. I think too I think I
Starting point is 00:32:10 Don't know I think Jesse's having a hard time with it But he's just kind of burying it down deep But and I think Aaron I think Aaron is a really nice guy And I think he's kind of taken on to he's trying to be a little bit more friendly than Jesse wants to be a little bit. You can tell that's Aaron's nature, just to be very kind to everybody. But it's not, you gotta understand, that's his ex-wife. I mean, I just can't wait to see how it all plays out whenever we're around each other even more.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Because you know when we're filming, you're forced to be around people even whenever you don't really, might not want to. Yeah, what if you start dating somebody or something? Or I start dating somebody. I'll knock you out. No, I'm definitely not in the market for dating right now. Okay, do you want to do a couple questions from fans?
Starting point is 00:32:55 Yeah. Okay, this is from BTW page. What's something you would tell your 22 year old self if you ever had the chance? Oh my gosh. How much time do we have? I probably do multiple podcasts. Just go with it. Go with what comes up first. I don't know. Stay in school maybe. No, you know what? You know what? Go have fun. What would you have been if you stayed in school and like how much money would you have made? Nothing. I made it through like three years of college. You did not make it three years three years
Starting point is 00:33:26 I'm a comb college. I doubt yeah three years. I got my associates. No, I didn't That's not true. That's not true Tell the truth Extra spring I went to school for three years, but I never got to the associates. That's what I got. I'm sorry Okay, I went there for three years. It took me three years. I'm not hating I didn't finish either, but I did go Live I want to college who gives a shit nobody goes to college anymore People still go to college and we still want people to go to college lawyers doctors engineers Some people that need to like save lives
Starting point is 00:34:00 You don't need to go to school for anything else people only people that need to save lives. Doctors, lawyers, and engineers. Other than that, there's no reason to go to college. I'm so mad at all the time I wasted learning math. Stupid. So dumb. Like, AI is going to take over everything. My phone does everything. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Everyone, please go to college. It was a fun time, no matter what. I mean, if Cruz, of course I want Cruz to go to college. But if he doesn't want to, I'm not going to force him. If he wants to be a gamer. I want to follow whatever he wants to do. Whatever he wants to do. Like, yeah, I'm not gonna force him. If he wants to be a gamer or whatever he wants to do. Yeah, I'm not gonna make him do. Okay, this is about you. What would you tell yourself at 22?
Starting point is 00:34:32 Gosh, find some patience, be more patient, be less angry, aggressive, be nicer, be kinder. Yeah. Don't hurt so many girls. Don't hurt so many girls? That sounds terrible. Not physically, but in relationships. I was a shitty boyfriend. Every single girlfriend I've had I was pretty shitty.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Everyone's seen it on a TV show for 11 years. I wasn't ever a boyfriend. In the beginning I'm great, but then he just fizzles. Yeah, everyone. So if you're thinking about dating Jax one day, remember this. God. his fizzles. Yeah everyone so if you're thinking about dating Jax one day, remember this. Oh my gosh. Okay what would I tell myself? Just stand up for myself a little more probably. Time management. Time management. Yeah I'm not very I'm not good with time management. I know that for a fact. Yeah
Starting point is 00:35:22 you're not very punctual. Yeah, that is something I need to work on But that's not bad. I'm not bad with Cruz though. Like I get him to his stuff on time It's me to my own stuff like all go out of the house and Cruz is dressed to the nines and I look like a Slob wearing sweatpants and no makeup Everything else but that's what? He's always like really well dressed all the shoes shoes I always have to match everything is put together his hair is always styled and then you got me just like running around and my sweatpants let's ask another
Starting point is 00:35:54 question okay this is from refreshed with Renee how has being on reality TV impacted your view of yourself and then hold on I got to add this last part PS hashtag team Brittany. I love it Yes, cuz you guys people don't know the truth. Oh Get out of here. It'll come out. I'm a good person and you know that no one's saying you're not I'm nice. I gotta be honest with you and I've said this many times I personally because of the way I don't look I don't watch myself on TV I don't really I think I've watched maybe four episodes of the
Starting point is 00:36:27 valley but whenever you see something like you did watch that episode where you were like rude to me and you were like wow I was like you can like notice things but they didn't tell you they didn't show any of the things how you are to me it's like it's like those editors just hate me oh my god that is insane they didn't show they didn't show anything of like how you are or how you talk to me. Okay. It takes two to argue.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Okay, but see even this right now, you saw how you talk to me. 100%, 100%. And you're still trying to act like that I deserve it. I'm not saying you deserved it, but like, I had to get to that point. How did I get to that point? There was nothing.
Starting point is 00:37:02 You were yelling at my friends and I came out and called you out in front of everybody. You're talking about the Big Bear house? Yeah. I mean, that was just one very moat. That was one of the many. If I argue with you, it's like, why can't you shut the cabinet? Because you just, whenever I start to argue with you, it's because I've like told you
Starting point is 00:37:18 the same thing a million times. That's why I get mad about. What man listens? No man listens. And don't listen. Can you try? We have selective hearing. If it doesn't really, if it's not important, I'm like, eh. That's why I get mad about. What man listens? No man listens. And don't listen. Can you try? We have selective hearing.
Starting point is 00:37:27 If it doesn't really, if it's not important, I'm like, eh. Like, I'll be like, Cruz has this appointment on this day and then the next day. When's Cruz's appointment? And I'll tell you the date and the time. And then the next day, when's Cruz's appointment? Like, you just never listen. Certain information doesn't retain. Oh, Lordy.
Starting point is 00:37:41 That's why Jax has to write everything down with in handwriting on a calendar. Yeah everyone makes fun of me about this but I still use a planner like I have a planner where I write everything down. It does help you to remember stuff though. I highlight it and I have to check it off I even write things down that I already did. He writes his stuff down my stuff down and anything Chris has. I keep our planner on our kitchen counter and it keeps out for the day it's planned. I have I don't everyone's like why don't you use your notes in your phone? I'm not text-saving. He always wants to leave the planner on the island and I always move it to a different section. I like the planner out there.
Starting point is 00:38:09 I like to see my calendar. I like to see the events that we get going. If I write it down, you're right. It's, it's just makes more sense. We got a lot going on in our lives. Well, going back to this question, being on reality, be impacted, the view of yourself, I think that you can really learn watching yourself on TV because a lot of people don't have that chance and get to feel what it feels like to do what we do, but I can see whenever I'm doing something wrong or whenever I'm, you know, I might in the moment feel like I'm right and then you watch and you're like,
Starting point is 00:38:35 oh yeah, maybe I shouldn't be doing that. You know, you can really learn from little things like that. Do you think you're the same exact person that you are on TV as you are in real life? I think I am. I think I'm different. I think I'm more? I think I am. I think I'm different. I think I'm more agitated. You are.
Starting point is 00:38:47 I think I'm, when people meet me, they're like, you're such a different person in real life. Well, there was a scene on the valley that I really remember doing where I grabbed the phone from you. Did you ever watch it back? Yeah, I saw that. So I grabbed the phone from you because you weren't
Starting point is 00:39:00 paying attention and you were scrolling on Instagram. But I remember that whole entire scene when I was filming with you. You were in a mood and you wouldn't paying attention, you were like scrolling on Instagram. But like I remember that whole entire scene when I was filming with you, you were like in a mood and you wouldn't like have a conversation with me, really. So it was like I was trying to do my job and film with you. And we were supposed to have a conversation about what was going on. It was like talking about the Kristen storyline. I don't remember what it was like Kristen and Janet, baby.
Starting point is 00:39:21 They were on the baby moon or something. And and that's why I grabbed the phone because you just were not Giving me nothing that day some days. You'll just like let it really affect your mood some it really depends like you're you're you have to film It's a job like anything else. We have to film like whether you're in the mood or not There's some days where I just don't want to film or some days I'm just cranky and I'm moody and I'm like, okay I got to give it to the cameras because we have to work and that sometimes that's when you get you I get moving I give me nothing that day. I was like
Starting point is 00:39:47 It's like everything else people have to understand that when you're watching it You gotta remember the cameras are always there whether you're happy sad whether you're on your period whether you're sick whatever you were working I mean, I was hung over Obviously, I was like well, this is real life. You're in real life. This is it I think yeah, I like I said if I had a dollar for every time someone said man You're such a nicer person in person. I would be very rich But that's cuz they're just meeting you for one minute taking a picture with you. That's true But I always try to be as real as I can with everybody I'm just giving you a hard time. You know that okay. This is from Bravo burn book. I like that name. That's for mean girls. Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:28 Windows filming to start for the valley my TV screen is too dry We already actually covered that but we are starting in July July we're so excited to come back. Hopefully we'll get even more episodes this season. Yeah, and Here we go. Yeah, we decided so because we didn't do the reunion, we're coming back a little quicker. Yeah, we're coming right back in it. And I'm so excited. Let's see, do we have any? And now everybody's now well-oiled, you know?
Starting point is 00:40:54 All the newbies now they know what to expect and what to do. And I think everybody did a great job. I think everyone's going to do another great job. Oh my gosh, it's going to be absolutely amazing. I already know one person that's not invited to my birthday, but I won't give it away. Golly, you're already starting crap and we haven't even started yet. It Oh my gosh. It's gonna be I already know one person that's not invited to my birthday, but I won't give it away Golly, you're already starting crap. We haven't even started yet my birthday. Well, I love everybody So I'm glad that I'm going to go in without drama other than with you. That's boring TV
Starting point is 00:41:16 Oh me and you're gonna have plenty just loving everybody is boring. It's boring. Okay, we can't all fight and hate each other There has to be somebody who wants to share a little love. That could be you. Yeah, that's me. I'll be negative man. I'm the Kentucky country nice one. The peacekeeper? Yeah. I'm always, I'm going to have to be the peacekeeper
Starting point is 00:41:33 in this group forever, I feel like. Do you know who's not invited to my birthday? It's stupid. I'm not going to tell you who it is, but do you know who it is? Yes, you already told me and I just, no. I have my reasons. Why is Janet getting so much hate I Don't understand. Yeah, you guys I love Janet which she was with me last night. She is actually a really cool person
Starting point is 00:41:54 I feel like people aren't just getting the good side of her I it's I can't wait for them to see her next season now that she's not pregnant and can have fun and actually like have An outlet to let loose, you know, she was pregnant Feel me it also makes you Like it makes you hormonal it makes you angry and makes you annoyed because everybody's drunk around you all the time She couldn't drink either she was there's no there's no hot it was like it was like miserable She was very pregnant at the time like wouldn't you be annoyed yeah? But people are giving her a really hard time I just wish they would like let it calm and Michelle too
Starting point is 00:42:24 So I just wish they would like calm down just a little bit cuz they are great girls You guys are going off on the wrong people. Yeah, I was like, uh, what is happening here? But yeah, I'm excited for Janet to not be pregnant next season because you meaning like she'll actually be able to Yeah, she'll actually be able to let loose and I think that'll be good for everybody to see Hey y'all, it's Savannah Chrisley, and I've got a new podcast titled Unlocked. We're creating a space for people to truly be vulnerable. You're used to seeing me having to have this picture perfect bow on the life that I live. And frankly, that's not who I am.
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Starting point is 00:43:31 Oh, I know I saw that I want to talk about the crawl. Oh, yeah, the crawl. Did we talk about the crawl already? We haven't talked about it yet. Okay. Jax did his first crawl, Jax and Schwartz. Me and Tom Schwartz decided to do a bar crawl. There is no BravoCon this year. Due to the Olympics, NBC decided not to move forward with the Bravo Con
Starting point is 00:43:48 because they want to put all their efforts into the Olympics, which is whatever, but I'm kind of bummed because I love Bravo Con. But anyway, me and Tom said, what can we do? What would be fun, something we can do for the summer? And we're like, why don't we do a bar crawl? We all have bars. Well, we already talked about the bar crawl.
Starting point is 00:44:01 I want you to tell us how it went. Oh, we can get into that? Oh, okay. Yeah, we talked about all of the... Okay, to tell us how it went. Oh yeah we talked about all okay so we obviously it was the first one so we had to work out some kinks the problems we had with it I'll tell you right now the bus started at Sir then went to Tom Tom then went to Schwartz and Sannis then ended up at Jax's now the bus did not return to Sir yeah that was a problem and some of the
Starting point is 00:44:24 people were pissed because they had to take Ubers. Yeah, you can't do that. That was a problem. And some of the people were a little pissed because they had to take Ubers. But if you think about it, nobody should be drinking and driving anyway. So, and everybody was obviously drinking. So it's probably, you're gonna have to take an Uber anyway. That's true. But I do get going back to where you started
Starting point is 00:44:35 just because people might be closer to that area, like hotels or something. True, and the second problem we had was, we think we should have made it a private event at each venue because people got wind of the crawl and they were just kind of following us in their own ubers and stuff and they were kind of getting The same experience without having to pay so they did but you know they would just jump and find out where each party Party was yeah show up there So you'll have to like close it down like the hour that you're at each bar that way it's just the people on the bus
Starting point is 00:45:01 Yeah, but you know you also had the bus the whole time. You and Tom were actually on the bus with everybody. We were on the bus, we were passing out drinks. Everybody got an amazing gift bag. He said girls were wobbling around in their high heels. Let me get to this. He's cracking me up, telling these stories. We didn't really know what to expect. There was, okay, so we had 50 people on the bus.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I think there was 46 girls and the rest were guys, right? And the girls were like, I'm not kidding you, the girls were like, it was like spring break for them. They were like, girls were just like, they got decked out. And I told everybody on the bus, I go, because we had all, everybody was drinking Tom and I were pouring drinks, I go, girls, this is a marathon, not a sprint.
Starting point is 00:45:36 We have four bars to go to, we have drinks at all the bars. Everybody's like, party! And people were just like, whatever, Jack, shut up, sit down. I'm like, okay, so as soon as we got on the bus, right? And people were just like, whatever Jack, shut up, sit down. I'm like, okay. So as soon as we got on the bus, right? And sure enough, by bar number two, girls were puking everywhere. I had girls with their moms, just like,
Starting point is 00:45:52 their moms are holding them up. Oh gosh. Girls are wobbling in their heels in the back alley at Sir Yak and everywhere. I think girls were throwing up at Schwartz and Sandys and Tom's business partner was like, what the eff is going on? We have to replace this?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Hey, they got the real Verner Pump rules experience. They honestly did. People were trashed. I mean, absolute trashed. We didn't even honor the two drink tickets. We were just like, screw it. Everybody wants a drink, just drink for free. People paid a lot of money to be on this.
Starting point is 00:46:17 We wanted them to have the best experience. I'm sure they had a great time, though. God, and then soon as we got to Jax's, the frickin' toilet overflowed. Poor Stephanie, my bar manager, is like, Jacks, you got 50 people walking in and the toilet's overflowing, and I was like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Our staff is scared of Jacks. The staff, my staff is very, very scared, yes. Jacks will come in there and like, something's messy, and he'll just like, start screaming at everybody. I'm OCD. I'm like, you've got to chill. Okay, I need the candles. I'm the nice one, they love when I come in.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I tip everybody really good, I'm always very nice and very easy give me some food as soon as Jax comes in everybody's like oh shit Jax here oh god oh god oh god Jax is here they're so scared I definitely the bad cop I'm the nice I asked the girls the other day I go why is everybody so scared of me all the time like it's yours me I go listen I just want the place to look pretty I go we're not as we don't need a sports bar we're connected to a sports bar. We have to set ourselves apart. I need the blankets to be out I need the candles to be lit. I need the fans It always is and always gets done, but you just freak out so OCD
Starting point is 00:47:14 I need the flowers to be watered like I just like where's this at home? Clean up after self a house so the bar crawl by the way so other than the things I said the bar crawl was a success We're actually doing learn from ever that was your first one so now you're gonna learn from it and everybody had a great time That's all that really matters. So check my Instagram page check Tom Schwartz's Instagram page check Brittany's Instagram page I think the next one is gonna be July 18th. I'm not sure but I'm almost positive I'm letting you guys right now know it's sold out in 22 hours the first one so get your tickets quick it's a really good price you're getting a lot this this time you're gonna be even getting more merch and the bus will end up at the ending point this
Starting point is 00:47:51 time yeah we're gonna have a little kinks yeah we're gonna fix a little problems but it was success everybody loved it everybody raved about it except when I yelled at someone oh my god tell the story awful so we were at Schwartz and Sandy's and I got a little aggressive and Because I was like okay because we the one of the other problems we have is we didn't have a host We didn't have like a wrangler somebody say okay times up You need to wrap up your next one wrap up your drinks cuz Tom and I want to surprise you ended up with every single person That start you started with let me finish okay, so Tom
Starting point is 00:48:22 And I are obviously the hosts my goal is to talk to everybody do drinks with everybody I don't want to be the one being like okay get on the bus. Okay, so Tom and I are obviously the hosts. My goal is to talk to everybody, do drinks with everybody. I don't want to be the one being like, okay, get on the bus. Okay, everybody be here. Okay, everybody do this. And Tom and I were like, oh, screw it. We'll do it this time. And that's kind of where we screwed up on that one because I was wrangling. So meanwhile, I'm drinking, right? And then there was this poor woman, we were short, like two people or something like that. And we were at bar number, we're at our third bar right before Jackson. So everyone's kind of rinsed at this point. And I was too. And I'm like, and we were at bar number we're our third bar right before Jackson So everyone's kind of rinsed at this point and I was too and I'm like and I saw this poor woman coming out of the bathroom She's like wait for me and she's got to be like I'm saying she was a 45 50 years old and she was going I'm like get the fuck out of the bus I was like why can't you people just know what time to get on the bus? I can't believe it. I just went crazy I apologize to her after but I was just like I told everybody make sure you watch us all the time You are so annoying when we have to go somewhere like on a certain time So you have got to hire somebody for that next so yeah, so we're hiring somebody to wrangle because I
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yell that budget yeah, I yelled it. I'm like I don't understand why you're not on time I yelled it. I'm like I don't understand why you're not on time Poor thing that lady needs to meet me so I can help I know there's always Jacks Taylor comes with a disclaimer. Okay, you just I was your disclaimer for many years Still are We divorced yet Anyway guys, I really appreciate you guys tuning in this week. It was a lot of fun. It was light hearted this week.
Starting point is 00:49:49 I'm very excited for Brittany's podcast next week. She's going to have all the girls on from all your favorite bachelor's seasons and love is blind and whatever. It's going to be a girls trip in the Bahamas episode. You're all going to love it. You're not going to, you're going to miss me. I know it. But anyway, we'll see you next week and everybody have have a great week, and we'll talk to you later.
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