When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - REWIND: Rot in Hell

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of When Reality Hits. I hope everybody is doing fabulous and having a great and positive fun day. Oh, my goodness, there's been so much going on. I'm going to do a solo episode today because I wanted to, well, obviously I heard that Jack said one last week. so I thought I should do one this week and I just wanted to answer some questions from you guys and also just talk about some like old funny memories because you know there's a lot going on in my life right now and a lot of things that we can't talk about yet until the new season comes out but it will be a great season I will say that and um you know once the show does air I feel like everyone is going to see so much that they don't know about and um You know, we'll just wait to discuss all that stuff when the time comes. But still, I hope everyone is doing great. I am so excited because it is spooky season.
Starting point is 00:01:13 And you guys know if you've been listening to me or following me on social media. I love to decorate. So got all the Halloween stuff here. I've been started decorating some last night. Going to finish today, hopefully. You know, I'm one of those people that. start on a project and then I'm like squirrel so I have to like move around I just got to stay focused but my house is a disaster right now um jacks actually did help bring my Halloween decorations
Starting point is 00:01:42 to the house and I saw that he posted a little Instagram story about that of course but the truth is is that we let go of our storage unit so we had to bring everything from the storage unit to the house. So it wasn't just the Halloween decorations. It was everything. But since all of my decorations are there and they're in the garage now, it will be easier for me to not have to get a U-Haul and try to get all these decorations out for every single holiday that I decorate. But that's what happened. We stopped with our storage unit. I've got so much space at the house and in the garage now. So I was like, why don't we just put everything from the storage unit? Because it's all my decorations, it's baby stuff, extra pieces of furniture that I owned. Like, it's all my stuff. And
Starting point is 00:02:27 I was like, I don't need a storage unit anymore. Let's just put it in the garage. So he unloaded all that stuff yesterday, but of course. I know we're posting about it, but we won't even go there. All right. I'm going to answer some questions that you guys wrote in, and thank you so much for doing that. I just wanted to talk about some funny times, like, reminisce on some of the old episodes of Vanderpump Rules, Jackson, Brittany, Take Kentucky, and the Van Gogh, Valley from last season.
Starting point is 00:02:59 And also, I just wanted to say a huge congratulations to La La La for baby Sosa. I am so happy for them, so happy for her family. Baby Sosa is absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous. I mean, oh, my goodness, I got to go see her when she was seven days old and hold her and snuggle her. And it's so crazy whenever you're around a new baby, you forget how little they are. like Cruz is three years old but I feel like he like Cruz is really big for his age so he's he's always a lot taller than his classmates and his friends around his age he's got really
Starting point is 00:03:34 big feet really big hands they think he's going to be really tall and but it's crazy because he just feels so big whenever I carry him he takes up past my body his his little feet are dangling past my knees it's just insane and then you hold this little tiny baby and you just forget everything time flies because even though you forget how little they are I still just feel like I just had crews yesterday but it also feels weirdly like he's been here forever so I know other parents know exactly what I'm talking about but I love babies I love seeing the babies everyone knows that I've always wanted to have more kids I think last year on the valley um you guys saw that I was really wanting to have another child and jack's kind of blindsided me
Starting point is 00:04:22 because by saying that we weren't going to have another kid at that moment and we had talked about it for so long and he already knew like that was our plan. So I just want to make that very clear. Like I didn't just like pop up out of nowhere getting upset because we had always said that whenever Cruz was two, we would start trying for another baby. So that's why for me, I was like, wait, what? Because I love kids. I want Cruz to have a sibling.
Starting point is 00:04:45 I think it would be good for him. He's doing so well in all of his therapies and everything. I just thought it would be so great for him. A lot of people wrote in and said that Jack said on the solo podcast because I didn't listen to it that he was saying he didn't want to have more kids. Was that a reason why I decided to file for divorce? And, you know, that's not even like part of it. Of course, I always wanted to have more kids. But even though he says that, I feel like he would have still been open to it because we did talk about it for so long.
Starting point is 00:05:14 But, you know, there's just so many other things that were the actual causes of why we can't be together. I can't go into too much details about everything, but just know that I'm always going to be so open and honest and real. And, you know, it did make me sad whenever the changes, whenever the plans were changed up last summer and you guys saw it on the Valley. I didn't really understand and I did feel well-onsided by that. But also, we were all fighting so much. So at the end of the day, like, I'm glad that didn't happen. But I'm always open in the future to, you know, if I fall in love one day or anything like that, like it, I'm, just trying to see where life takes me and put it in God's hands. If I have another baby,
Starting point is 00:05:55 I have another baby. Amazing. If I don't, Cruise is so perfect and magical, I'll be just fine with that, too. You know, I'm just kind of like going with the flow right now. I'm in brand new territory. I was thinking about this the other day. Like, my whole life in L.A. has been connected to Jax. So not only am I going through a separation and filing for divorce and, you know, see, and what's going to happen, like living separately and everything like that, I'm also living in L.A. for the first time without him as well. So it's just like everything seems so different right now, but, you know, I'm just trying to stay positive and, you know, enjoy life as it comes my way because I am blessed in many ways and I'm just trying to keep a positive mindset through
Starting point is 00:06:42 all the craziness that I'm going through. But yeah, it is kind of weird because now I'm, you know, going out with my friends and, you know, everything is like by myself. So I'm learning, you And as I go, but me and Cruz, we're thick of thieves. So that's my little buddy. If you see me, you see him. I love that voice so much. So I'm going to get started in some of these questions from you guys. I wrote in asking favorite memories from the Valley,
Starting point is 00:07:12 Jackson Street, Take Kentucky, or Vanderpump Rules Days, favorite moments. And we're going to talk about them. and you guys wrote in some really good ones. I will say the most popular, definitely rotten hail. Got that a million times, the rotten hell episode. Okay, this is from Krista underscore Lena. Rotten hell got to be the best line ever, and it's always being shown in recaps.
Starting point is 00:07:40 So, yeah, that was a horrible episode for me and a sad episode for me, obviously. but I think that the rotten hell lives on because when you come from Kentucky or you come from the South, like saying something like rot in hell, especially if you're religious and you have a religious family, that is like the worst thing that could possibly happen to someone. So a lot of people would be like cussing somebody out or if they were in my position and saying like all these digs. And for me, I'm just like rot in hell because that's literally the worst thing that can
Starting point is 00:08:11 happen to you. So I love that it went like viral and I love like seeing all these memes that were made. I had somebody had made a meme. I think I reposted it a long time ago where I was like yelling on the phone doing the rotten hail. And it was something like when you're on hold with a customer service and you're yelling, representative that is so annoying whenever you're just trying to talk to a human being on the phone. So little memes like that were always so funny. But yeah, that's why because that like rotten hell, that was just the worst.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Worst, meanest, harshest, comeback I could come up with. So, yeah, rotten hell, man, that lives on. Let's see. This is from Key Kira 8. Why didn't you sign a pre-up? I didn't sign a pre-up whenever we got married because I just always thought I was going to be with Jax for the rest of my life. I think everyone could tell from all the years that you've seen me on.
Starting point is 00:09:12 TV that I was madly in love with him and I tried everything I could possibly do in this relationship I've forgiven so much I've been through so much I've stuck I've put up with so much stuck through through so much um I just thought that I would be able to do it for life and obviously things have changed but yeah whenever I got married obviously I didn't ever expect to divorce and Jackson I have always kept our financial separate we never had a joint bank account or anything like that like we did buy the house together we both put the same amount of money in stuff like that we bought a car together once and we did stuff like that but we always have had separate bank accounts so i'm never using his money he's never using my money it was just never
Starting point is 00:09:55 like that so going into that i just a pre-up didn't didn't matter to me would i sign a pre-nup if i ever got married again hell yeah heck yeah okay so next question this is from K. Kristen Nicole when you had Hooters girls and food at your wedding. Okay, so I love Hooters. I always have. Hooters is absolutely amazing. You guys, if you've been following me for a while, you know that I used to be a Hooters girl. I worked for Hooters for like six years. I was a bartender. Met some of my very, very, very best friends that are going to be my lifelong friends at Hooters. So I have so many great memories. there. It was a fun job to do while I was young. I actually love the Hooters wings. They're my favorite wings of anything. We always go up to the aquarium to take cruise to the aquarium, and there's
Starting point is 00:10:51 a Hooters right there at Long Beach here in California. And we always go there. That's the closest one now, because so many have closed. Whenever I first moved to L.A., if you guys saw on Burner Pump Rules, I was transferred from Hooters to the Hooters across from. It was then the Staples Center. so I was working there whenever I first moved here and it was just so different because the only time that that Hooters was busy was if there was a game or a concert or something like that otherwise you were just sitting in there and there was nobody coming in because there wasn't as much foot traffic and stuff if there wasn't a game so I could see why it closed down eventually but we had like Jackson's birthday there once on Vanderpump I'd like sang the birthday birthday song to him I got inducted to the Hooters Hall of Fame and got to go to Clearwater Beach. I took Kristen with me because I think Jacks was working or something. This is before we had cruise or anything. And they flew us to me and Kristen to Clearwater Beach and got to get on the stage.
Starting point is 00:11:50 And they said a little speech about me and they gave me a sash that said Hooters Hall of Fame. I just was loving it because it's just great memories that I'll, you know, I'll love, especially because of my friendships that I've made there. Whenever I go home, my girls, we are, majority of us work together at Hooters. Some of my friends I knew before Hooters and we just decided to work there together, some after. But that's why Hooters has always been so special to me. And then also whenever I met Jacks and he found out I was a Hooters girl, he was obsessed. So we always had like a little connection because of Hooters.
Starting point is 00:12:24 And I just thought it was great to have them at, it was at the reception. So we had a tunnel. If you guys didn't see the episode when we got married at the Kentucky Castle, we had a tunnel of Hooters' Girls. and we all walked through it to enter to the reception. And they were trapassing wings and different things. And I just thought it was absolutely perfect. We also had a Taco Bell truck. I don't think that was on the show.
Starting point is 00:12:48 But we had the castle. Whenever we got married, I rented the castle for three nights. So we had the entire castle, all the rooms, everything for three nights. So one of the nights, we had a Taco Bell truck come. And everybody got, like, tacos and everything. It was so fun. And then, of course, we had the amazing meals. the castle prepped and everything for us.
Starting point is 00:13:09 It was delicious. But yeah, the Hooters and the Taco Bell truck, all that stuff is just so fun. You know, I can still look back on the good memories because we did. Even though Jackson and I are not in a good place right now, we definitely had a lot of great memories. And I'm going to try to remember not to take that for granted whenever I'm going through all this craziness. As the air turns crisp and the holidays draw near, comfort becomes the best gift.
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Starting point is 00:17:09 This is from Kay Christian Nicole again. When you left Chacks at the end of the valley and called him out for lying about getting help. Yeah. That was an intense scene for me because, you know, we were done filming and we picked cameras back up just so that we could capture
Starting point is 00:17:30 the fact that we had separated because obviously we want to be authentic to our show and we were still together during that and it was just a big change for how we thought we were going to go into the valley. We thought me and Jackson, we thought we would just be like a great strong couple and it was going to go good
Starting point is 00:17:49 and it didn't go the way that we expected. So, you know, whenever we picked it back up, I was just so angry and I still am so angry about a lot of things. It's going to take me a long time to get over. But the gas lighting and all that stuff, that that he was trying to do to me there it just wasn't okay and then yeah the fact that i had been asking him to get help for a very long time and you know work on things and try to get things better for a very long time um it just really upset me that i had been trying and trying and
Starting point is 00:18:18 trying and then he calls the day before he knew the cameras were going to get picked back up to say that he has an appointment with a doctor the following day and that just kind of upset me because I had been asking him to actually do that for himself and to do that for me and Cruz for so long. And it seemed to me that he only did it because the cameras were there. And I was not going to stand for that and I was going to call it out because that's being fake and that's what I really felt. And I'm glad that I did that because there was a lot of things that I felt like I got
Starting point is 00:18:49 portrayed as last year. Like whenever he was saying I was drinking in times whenever I wasn't and different things like that, like I was getting sick a lot. Let me just say I haven't been sick at all. since January so yeah there's that but yeah that's what it was I just needed to stand up for myself and I hope that like other people who were going through certain situations like that can maybe see that and relate to that and maybe try to find a little strength from it because I'm just trying to find strength and be as strong as I can right now because it's hard
Starting point is 00:19:21 there's a lot of ups and downs going through this kind of stuff but yeah I was proud of myself in that moment for standing up for myself because I'm a people pleaser I will say that. I know that about myself. I don't like conflict, but sometimes it boils over anyway. I'm a human being. Everybody's going to say things they don't mean.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Everybody's going to mess up here and there. But at the end of the day, I don't like conflict. If I don't have to insert myself in something, I don't like to. Maybe if I had a couple drinks than me, it's more likely to come out. But I'm a type of person who will hold things in.
Starting point is 00:19:54 So I was proud of myself for being strong in that moment. And it was a very hard moment. And it was a hard moment to watch back. But this new season is going to be very eye-opening, I think, to watch back for myself and also for the viewers. I think it's going to be a new side of me. Okay, this is from H.T. Cheetahs and eating the pizza in the old dresses, I wanted to be there so fun.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Okay, that scene I love so much. It's whenever we were on my Bachelorette party in Miami, and I wanted to do a vintage dress like tacky wedding dress night and i got that idea from friends because i love friends and you guys know that episode where rachel phoebe and monica are sitting on the couch and they're drinking beer and eating pizza and they're all on these like wedding gowns i just wanted that for my bachelorette party i wanted those moments and you know i just thought it was so great and we were all in these like head dresses and i'm like eating pizza and i'm crying because um we went to a bar after hours and mind you we didn't
Starting point is 00:20:57 had been drinking all day, okay? It was my bachelorette party. Who cares? We're supposed to do that. We were drinking, having fun all day at the end of the night. These girls come out with bottle service and like big signs and sparklers and everything. And the sign says really big, don't do it, Brittany. And for some reason, I took that so personal.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Like, I don't understand why I took that personally. I think it was because, you know, me and Jack said, already been through a lot on the television show, so I already thought people were in their head being like, why is she marrying him? Like, she shouldn't marry him, blah, blah, blah. So I took it as a personal dig instead of something that they actually do for all bachelorette parties or bachelor parties that come in there. Like, they actually do that to people, but I didn't know that. So I thought it was like a dig at me personally for getting back with Jacks. And I don't know why, but it was just so funny whenever I watch it back and we're eating pizza and I'm in this like big headpiece and
Starting point is 00:21:57 I just, like, put my head down on the table and I'm sitting there crying. Like, I don't know what we were thinking. And then the guys dressed up as old men just, like, seeing that. Oh, my gosh. They looked like they were like, oh, it was so wrinkly. And the walkers, that's just so funny. The things that we did, like, looking back on everything, like, there was some hilarious, hilarious moments. I mean, they had to sit in makeup for, like, four hours.
Starting point is 00:22:27 probably to get all that old men's stuff. And then I woke up the next day and Jacks didn't even take off his makeup. He still had all the prosthetics and everything on his face, the nasty low ponytail. You imagine you're out on your bachelorette party and you wake up in the morning the next day and he still had on all the prosthetics. There was obviously no getting busy that night at the bachelette party. Oh my goodness, that is so funny, though. See, it's always good to laugh and reminisce about the good times.
Starting point is 00:23:02 This is from Heather underscore D underscore Cole 75. So she says, trip to Mexico and being scared of glass edges. You're a great mama too. Thank you. I think I just love being a mama. It's the best thing ever, I swear. I love my little baby more than anything. He's at school right now, and I miss him so much.
Starting point is 00:23:23 like even being gone from him for a couple hours is like painful for me so thank you i enjoy being a mom it's my best thing i've ever done but back to your question about um mexico and being scared of glass ledges glass ledges are my worst enemy glass balconies glass ledges i cannot even stand if my friends i can't even watch my friends touch them because i just have this like big fear of balconies and i didn't get it so bad until i got older like i can do i can do roller coasters. I can fly. I can do all that stuff and I will be just fine. But for some reason, driving over a really tall bridge or you're driving in a car and you're like a big cliff like on Laurel Canyon or something, Mahaland, like one of those streets and it's like a huge cliffs
Starting point is 00:24:09 beside you freaks me out so bad. My stomach turns, I just like feel like I'm going to go over the side. It's the weirdest feeling. I'm sure if you have a fear of heights, you know exactly the feeling I'm talking about. But balconies that are really high up, glass windows, was like, I can be in the most beautiful place and I can't even leave the door. I'll have to go up to the door and look at the balcony and look out. Like, I cannot look down anything like that. It just terrifies me. You feel like you're going to go over even though you know you're not going to.
Starting point is 00:24:39 But it's just like the worst feeling. My stomach turns, everything. So if it's a whole area that's all glass ledges, I had to like put my back against the wall. Or I feel like I have to like get on my knees and crawl. We did this whole scene on Vanderpump Rules. where we were in Vegas and we were all ziplining and they didn't show my part but like I finally got on there but I was crying and everything and for some reason they didn't show any of that I think they only showed Lisa Vanderpump because she ziplined but it was like I felt like I was facing such a big fear just the fact that I had to walk out on a ledge and get like the guy had to attach you that was so scary to me but I did it and I broke that fear and it didn't even make the show I thought because I was crying and everything that it would have been on there. But yeah, I just, that's always been one of my biggest fears.
Starting point is 00:25:30 And I think it comes from this time, Fourth of July, we went to the lake. And I was with my friend Lindy and thank God we had life jackets on, okay, because I just don't even know what could have happened. But we climbed at this waterfall that people jump off of. And it's like very popular. Everybody was doing it before us. Everybody was doing it after us. so we we climb up to the top and then once I get up there I'm like looking down I'm like oh my god this is so far down so I started getting scared and getting really really nervous about it and they were like the only way down is to climb down the waterfall and like you're going to slip and fall like it's way too dangerous so like jumping was safer than trying to claw back down so eventually after standing up there forever I finally do it and they kept saying like pencil in and then once you hit the water you pencil your legs and then it'll like swoop you up. your legs will swoop in front of you or whatever and you'll come right back up to the top and
Starting point is 00:26:26 i was wearing a life jacket so i was like okay so i finally jump and i'm penciled and it just felt like the fall was lasting a lifetime so i'm like thinking i'm going to hit the water any second and just like kept going and kept going and kept going my eyes were closed so somehow my legs get out in front of me and i just sat on the water like basically like i just sat like i was sitting on concrete I landed on concrete and I went down in the water and by the time I came up, my friends were already swimming after me because they knew how bad I hit and they like pulled me by my life jacket because I don't even know if my legs would have been able to work. It was so painful.
Starting point is 00:27:04 I got out onto the boat and my legs were pitch black from my butt cheeks all the way down to my ankles on both legs, pitch black. So I had bruises on both legs all the way down for four months on the back of my. my legs. I had to get checked to make sure I wasn't getting blood clots and stuff. Like, it was crazy. And I just smacked it so hard. It felt like I just fell right on concrete. Um, so after that, I was like, oh, yeah, no. And I think that made my fear, obviously, get worse as I got older, but I can still do roller coasters. I could still do that kind of stuff, but bridges, canyons, balconies, glass ledge, like, no, I'm, um, I'm not going up.
Starting point is 00:27:49 to the window and looking down. I'm not one of those people at all, at all. This is from Rebecca Mo Paddish, and it says my favorite J&B Kentucky moment is when y'all were sneaking liquor in the truck during camping. Oh my gosh. So back on Jackson, Brady, Take Kentucky, we had a bonfire up on the farm. For those of you don't know, we have like a 400 and something acre farm in Kentucky where I'm from and we all lived on the same land like my aunts and uncles and my grandmother and my papal we all have separate houses. It's
Starting point is 00:28:26 just an amazing thing. I love that about my family. But we had a huge bonfire on Jackson-Britic-Kentucky on the back of the hill and my papal, he passed away, missed him terribly, one of the best men I ever known and ever will know, absolutely incredible
Starting point is 00:28:42 human being. But he never drank, smoked, did anything like that in a day of his life, very religious, very good man. And so we never would, like, drink or anything whenever, because it was Papal's Farm. So that was just a rule. And, you know, he's been passed away for 10 years. So I feel guilty even, like, saying that we snuck alcohol in there. But, you know, my aunts and uncles, everybody drinks.
Starting point is 00:29:04 It's fine. But I just didn't want Mamaw to see it. Like, she knows that we drink and stuff. But I just didn't want her to see it. I don't know. It was just, it just didn't seem right for Mamaw to see it. So that's why we were sneaking it. But, like, you know, I was in my late 20s.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Jacks was probably 40 already. And we're over here sneaking alcohol. And all my friends are all in our 30s. And we're just like acting like we're 16 on the back of the farm in a field party. When Reality Hits is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money.
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Starting point is 00:30:25 didn't want me to like sit in a field and just drink all night with my friends. No wonder they didn't want me to get in a car with a random person. No wonder they didn't want us to drive all the way to Florida for spring break. You know, like I see everything now that I'm a mom. Cracks me up. Okay. This is from reality ops. Definitely when you made James run out of the apartment screaming the best. Oh, my gosh. Every single time I rewatch that clip, I am cracking up at myself. I say, it's whatever I say to James.
Starting point is 00:30:57 He said something like, I think, I thought you were a sweetheart or something like that to me. And I said, I am a sweetheart, you dumb ass, or you, what I say? You dumb ass mother. I said, we're probably going to have to bleep this, but I said, I am a sweetheart. You dumb ass motherfucker. I can't believe I said that. You got to remember, that's the night that I played the recording.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Oh, worst thing. Ugh, God. Haven't to hear something like that is truly horrifying and disgusting. And I don't know how I ever got over that. But it was just awful. And that was the night that I had to hear it for the first time. I played it for the entire party. I can't believe I did that.
Starting point is 00:31:38 But my emotions were going high. And I was just like, oh, hell no. And, you know, James said that to me. And that just came out of my mouth. but it's funny it's funny like just that part watching me say that back i'm like poor james looked so scared and then he takes off running down the hallway like terrified of me and all the girls it's hilarious oh my gosh this is from hersey lefflers and it says sunglasses in hawai golly we just came back from hawaii and i was just like it's all i can
Starting point is 00:32:14 think of um yeah that whole thing was absolutely crazy because i had absolutely no idea what he had done so whenever the cops came and arrested jacks we were sitting at duke's malibu and or not malibu duke's um honolulu and we had done two booze cruises that day second booze cruise i had the glasses i was sending screenshots to my mom i'd never owned like anything um name brand like that so having something that was Tiffany and Coe was like, oh, my God. So I was sitting a screenshot. I was like, look at the glasses that Jacks bought me. I was so proud.
Starting point is 00:32:52 You know, I was brand new, fresh baby to this world. Didn't know anything that was going on, innocent, had no clue what was happening. And we're sitting at the bar, and they come up to us and arrested Jacks. And I'm like, what is going on? I thought something else happened. I had no idea. And he looks at me as they're taking him away and says, don't tell anybody. and I am in Hawaii.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Him and I didn't go to the pineapple field that day. So it was like Katie, Tom. I can't remember who all was still there. But I think Sheena, yeah. But anyway, so they all go to the pineapple thing and me and Jack stayed and got in trouble. He got in trouble. Then he tells me not to tell anybody.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I'm also brand new friends with all these people. So he's telling me not to say anything. Everybody's wondering where I am because we're supposed to be going to dinner and all this stuff. And finally, I had to, like, let them know what happened. But I was just all alone in Hawaii being told not to tell anybody. TMZ picks it up. It's all over the places.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Mom's calling me. Everybody's calling me. It was insane. I just still, to this day, cannot believe that he did that. Oh, my gosh. Oh, Lord. The memories. We'll do one more question.
Starting point is 00:34:05 This is from Kimberly. Dot Phillips. Lisa, talking about your outfit. when you first met each other. Oh my gosh. My first episode of VaynerPump Rules ever. That was so funny. I was so nervous.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I would barely talk. That was one of the most nerve-wracking things I've ever done. You guys can obviously see how intimidating Lisa Vanderpump is. She's like so classy and perfect and just this gorgeous lady with all these jewels. And I'm a girl from Winchester, Kentucky, like never seen that much money on a person in my life. You know what I mean? like I was just like so like whoa what is going on right now was so nervous didn't really even know I was going in for a job interview I just thought jacks was taking me in to meet people
Starting point is 00:34:50 also jacks picked out that outfit and said Lisa would like it because he she said that the girls wear little tiny dresses santropay dresses and they don't wear any brawes and it's very like very uh LA and very like little flowy dresses and things like that and I was like so he picks out that little romper for me. We were shopping at Venice Beach and we bought it at like a little beach shop. So he tells me I should wear it. I didn't have a resume with me. I didn't have anything with me because I wasn't fully prepared for a freaking job interview. They made me like make a drink or tell her what was in a Bloody Mary. I was so nervous. But yeah, Jacks definitely picked out that outfit and told me that Lisa would like it because they wear little dresses on
Starting point is 00:35:38 Saturdays and wear little clothes. Oh, goodness. And then she tore me a new one and said something about wearing my trousers. I was like, I could not even deal with this right now. I was a nervous wreck. Little pre-booby Britt. It was so tiny. Okay, I think that's all the time I have.
Starting point is 00:35:58 But I hope you guys had fun listening to a solo podcast with me, Brittany. I will be in Boston for an appearance. It's October 17th. It's a live Q&A with me. It is at the Copo, South Boston. So get tickets and come meet me if you are in or around Boston. I will be there. It's going to be fun, October 17th.
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