When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - Valley Teaser Reaction + Comic-Con Recap with KRISTEN DOUTE!

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Jax, Brittany, & Kristen react to the latest Valley teaser trailer and recap their trip to Kentucky Comic-Con!! They dig into CHEATING RUMORS, Kristin's fertility journey, Why Brittany has a "frown face" this season, The Return of "Crazy Kristen", Jax's first encounter with furries, Brittany & Kristen meeting Ice from American Gladiators, Why Jax thinks hunting is no fun, and Brittany's little known IMDB credit!! Check out our great sponsors!! Vegamour: Elevate your hair wellness! Get 20% off your first subscription order at Vegamour.com/realityhits and use code REALITYHITS ExpressVPN: Get thousands of new shows with ExpressVPN! Get three extra months free at ExpressVPN.com/jaxbrit Factor: Head to FactorMeals.com/realityhits50 and use code "realityhits50" to get 50% off! Booking.com: Book who ever you want to be on Booking.com Booking dot YEAH!!!

This episode of When Reality Hits is brought to you by Booking.com. Book whoever you want to be on Booking.com. Booking.yeah. Hello everybody and welcome back to When Reality Hits. How's everybody doing? Today we have a special guest on, our castmate, best friend, and the person who's been on our podcast more than anybody else so far,

Kristin Doty! Hey, hey, I've been on more than anyone, that's exciting. Three times I think. Because I'm the most special. Yes, I'm so excited, so. We got a lot to talk about, we gotta get right into it.

Yeah, we have a lot to talk about. We are going to play the trailer because Jax has not even watched our super tease yet So we're gonna play it and you're gonna hear our reactions and I'm excited cuz Jax never watches What you should have said is I didn't sign up to be on Vanderpump rules again That's what I feel rather be on Vanderpump Rules. What you should have said is, I didn't sign up to be on Vanderpump Rules again. This wasn't the deal. That's what I feel like being on. Oh, yeah. So we just finished the trailer.

Jax, that was your first time seeing it, right? The super tease? Yeah. As you guys know, nothing's changed. I still don't watch the show or the teaser. I like to be surprised and obviously things are... Wow. That is an incredible, incredible teaser. I feel like people are gonna get a lot more excited

to be seeing that teaser than any of the other teasers. Oh yeah, I've already gotten so many comments, like now that I saw this teaser, I'm definitely watching. Like that was a real, I mean, it was horrible for us. I forgot, yeah. It gave me so much anxiety. Yes. But that means it's great TV.

Yeah, like it's obviously gonna be a really good show. Wow. And we means it's great TV. Yeah, like it's obviously going to be a really good show. And we brought it for sure. Let's make this very clear, this whole cheating thing. Let's clear this up that we talked about this. So Katie, wonderful Katie that we love dearly, saw a picture of me taking a picture with a promoter who, by the way, the person taking the picture was her boyfriend. It was in Atlantic City. We've all done jobs, me, Tom, Tom. We've done plenty of appearances with her. Her boyfriend is the one that took the picture. There was no cheating. But Katie just likes to stir

the pot doing what she does best. Okay. So the bottom line is, Jax did not cheat on Brittany. I'm here to say it. That has nothing to do with what the separation is about, what their relationship woes are. I would be the first one to be screaming it from a freaking mountaintop. It is not true. And the blonde girl that was just like the cute... Yeah, who was that? I think that was probably just like a hostess of a restaurant.

You guys went in there or something. But they edit so good. Those motherfucking editors. Those editors. I tell you what. They're good at their job, bro. Brittany, well, me and Brittany and Kristen have been away from the cameras for a while, but I tell you what, that's just like these editors have not skipped a beat.

Well you know what else I noticed is like it almost looks like Michelle was sending you sexy photos. I know, it did. So many people were commenting like hold on was your friend sending Jack sexy photos? And I was like no. I didn't get that at all. No she's like one of my best friends. I guess because I'm so biased I couldn't see it that way. You know, so like, but people who don't know watching that, like, and she kind of smirks, you know? Yeah.

So it almost looks like she's sending Jacks texting photos. That was towards the end. For me, what I really liked about the trailer is that, and I was on the phone with Jasmine today and Zach later, and I was like, oh my gosh, there's gonna be so many things that a lot of us weren't around for. Like you guys were with this group or we were all together and these people weren't there and we're gonna watch this and go, holy shit.

Because you forget. That date night where I'm crying at Jack's in that black outfit with the black glasses, like that was just him and I. You know, that whole scene. There's so many things I didn't know about, even though like we lived the summer together I'm like wait, what's that? Because we have to realize we don't always all film together

So, you know, there's always other things going on There's other conversations and you're gonna be like, oh my god I forgot and that's also something I always talk about in reality TV is like we have no idea what the other person is filming about Talking about but when you watch it as a show like, you know everything. So as a viewer, they expect us to know everything. Like I don't know everything that was said or everything that was done. You know what I mean? We found out when we watched the show.

So for me though, I have a little bit of a different perspective because of all my years on Vanderpump Rules, sometimes we would be like, what did you film yesterday? What did you do? Yeah, and then they find out. This is different because y'all all had kids to go home to. Like you have houses with babies and other shit going on that wasn't just like working

at Sir and gossiping with each other. So that's why for me as a cast member on The Valley it's so different because we didn't talk about what did you film yesterday. Nobody got time for that right now. And I actually like that better because there's nothing worse than somebody trying to like play in a scene with you. Like I hate that. Like what are we going to talk about in the scene? Like no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, seriously. I'm like, no, no, no, I don't want to talk about what we're going to talk about before we talk about it. Like I just cannot do that. I'm stressed enough that I have to talk about this topic. Like we're waiting until we get on camera. Yeah, like that's kind of how we do and It's authentic. Yeah, so Kristen, how did you feel overall about the trailer?

So like I said, it gave me anxiety Yeah, which means it's good for TV and it was not just like the footage But it was like the music and that like the rushing through the scenes and I'm going oh my gosh wait, what what what is happening, holy crap and What I really liked is happening? Holy crap. And what I really liked is that, there's part of me that wishes this was the first teaser put out. I know. Me too, me too.

But at the same time, I'm kind of glad it wasn't because at first, when I say comments, I mean just what I've read on social media, right? There was a lot of people, maybe like a 60, 40 split, 40% of the people with the first look at our stuff when it first came out a few weeks ago, that were like, this is a breath of fresh air, it's a little bit more light-hearted, they're not faking working at a restaurant. And then there was like 60% going, this looks boring as shit. Now this comes out today and immediately people were saying, just kidding, I'm watching it.

Yeah, just kidding. And also I think they had to pivot a little bit because of everything that's going on in Jack's and ours relationship. I agree. And some other things that they'll say no to. And that's kind of why I think- Yeah, of course. But you know what I mean? I feel like-

I honestly think because my publicist saw the episode, Lori saw the episode already, I think that they changed some things around and had that- there's a conversation that's going to be on the show tonight between Lala,ala Katie Sheena, and I think it's already on You're talking about my inner pump rules. He's not talking about the I don't make that clear right But I feel like the fact that they have to come and talk about me that I'm not even on the show Should say something like why are they bringing this back up now all of a sudden which is a little suspect to me which I think It's because of what's going on with us, so maybe I don't know. I just want to be making very clear They're having a conversation tonight,

that it did not happen. So I'm just gonna get it out of your face. Well, this episode will come out after it's already aired, so they're gonna know what you're talking about. Something I also wanna touch on, and I've talked about this on my podcast before, and I know you guys have too, is like this whole idea from social media trolls

that this is some PR stunt, rather than something you- Who would put their child through a bright our stuff so what I want to make clear watching this trailer this this teaser is There's all that footage. Yes, there's all that footage I think it's kind of clear why we are where we are right now That's what I mean like there's just proof that you and Brittany Jack's like the two of you had We're going through some things What's going on for a long time and Michelle and Jesse to?

Yeah, so this there's no PR stunt happening because they didn't just fabricate and gloriously make up all this months ago We wrapped we wrapped the actual filming six months ago We did pick up cameras recently to kind of like do a little update But it doesn't highlight me in any good way at all. Like this doesn't make us look great by doing this. This is something that we had to do for Brittany for her mental health and just to say, you know what, I need to talk about it because I'm going to lose my mind and I don't blame her.

Yep. Yeah, you know, you got to work on some things and we'll keep it to that. Yes. Okay, what are you most excited about this season, Kristen? I love that now I can say our OB is Yeah, the guy that you guys saw in the trailer that's Dr. Rothbard. He delivered Cruz. Yeah, Dr. Rothbard's on there Oh, he was I didn't see him Yeah, it was Dr. Rothbard. He's the best. He's absolutely my OB appointment

Yeah, he said at age 40, if you have five to ten follicles, like that's great. And I'm like, yes. But I just wanted to touch on for everyone that I feel very happy that my friends, who all gave birth in the same year. We all have the same doctor. A couple of you do.

And I'm grateful that you guys all loved your experience with him. So then when I started planning my fertility journey that you'll see on the show, that he was available for me. Because I'm like, if my friends trust him to deliver their babies, then that's what I want in LA. And I don't know doctors out there.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. And he's so easy to talk to and get along. He's just absolutely incredible. Bedside manner is just amazing. Even whenever I was in the worst pain ever giving birth, like he's just incredible. So yeah, you're most excited to show your fertility journey. Yeah, because it didn't... As everyone knows,

post-filming, Luke and I did get pregnant. We had a loss, it didn't work out, we're gonna be trying again. But it's gonna be interesting, even for me to watch, like... Yeah. ...what that was like, because my brain is in such a different place Yeah

And that's another thing like people don't realize it was filmed so long ago like you've already so much has changed for you too Like you guys went through a full-on miscarriage. Yeah, and I know that was so hard on you. So how many months ago was that? Just so people know that was Like end of November, okay So that was a while ago and I'm proud of you for how like open and stuff that you've talked About it because you'll help a lot of women that I want to the same thing That's why it's been helpful to me when sorry Jack's real quick But it's been helpful to me when women talk about it on social media

So I figured like how do I film this new show the valley with my best friends from our last show? With new friends that the viewers don't know and I'm putting my whole life out there But then I'm not gonna talk about that on my podcast or the show exactly not fair that the viewers don't know, and I'm putting my whole life out there, but then I'm not gonna talk about that on my podcast or the show. Exactly. It's not fair to the viewers. Exactly. And I think that's what's good about us.

There's a core group of people, X-Man or Pump, people that really do put everything out there. We don't pick and choose what we talk about. That's not what we signed up for. So what you see is what you get. And even if we look bad or not, if we're helping somebody out, or maybe somebody's going through the same thing

that we're going through and we help somebody out, then great. And that's what these shows are all about, I think, at the end of the day. People relating. People relating, because we- This is real life. This is true life, yeah, real life.

Yeah. So at the end, you said you'd rather be on Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, I wish you would take that back. Do you really feel that way now? I do not feel that way now. Did you mean to say, I feel like I'm on Vanderpump Rules and that's not what I signed up for? I'm happy to hear about what she said, Jax.

Oh no. I know. I'll tell you, I meant what I said in that moment. She was just hated. I would just hate it. She was hated in that moment. Yeah, I was hated. I was frustrated.

When you guys see the episode, you'll get why. I do this thing a lot over this season that you have not seen me do in Vanderpump Rules where I try to take a minute and I try to walk away. Doesn't mean I'm ripping my mic off all the time. All the time. I may have had a few blunders like that. How many times did you rip off your mic this season? Twice.

Honestly? Twice. Honestly. Twice. And you got me to put it back on one of those two times. Okay. I do remember. I just didn't. In that particular moment when I said that, that I'd rather be in Vanderpump Rules,

I meant it in the moment. Yes. He did. But that was one of the times that I said I needed to step away from my friends or ex-friends cast members. And some people didn't allow that, allow me to do so. They followed me.

We were forced with a confrontation. And I was like, oh hell no. At this point, yeah, I was, you know, at this point I'm thinking what is the worst case scenario for myself? Oh, I'd rather do that right now. No, I'd rather be on the Valley, 100%. Yeah, it's going to be great. And you know, next season is going to be good too.

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I'm glad you're addressing this. There is no context on the trailers of what is going on with my freaking mouth. So my mouth is back to normal now, thank God. But like, when was it? Like three weeks before we started filming, Jax? Was it? Okay, so like three weeks before we started filming, I had work done on my double chin. So he did like a little bit of lipo under my double chin

and then he did this thing called Morpheus. Dr. Lakey and Dr. Payman did it. And it like, it's so that I don't get it Like okay, I'll just go ahead say it double chins that we call it the turkey gobbler runs in my family So no matter what I was going through no matter how much weight I lost I still felt like I had something there so I did a it wasn't that invasive it was you know It was just under my chin whatever but my doctors thought that my face would be back to normal Whatever, but my doctors thought that my face would be back to normal by the time that we started filming So for majority of the season, it's gonna look like whenever I'm upset or something that I've got like a frowning face like this

And in the beginning it was so hilarious because I had to like literally put my finger On my bottom lip so that I could speak because my bottom lip would not move up and down. This is true. It was so even like very like serious conversations like Brittany and I would have. She would be talking like this and I'm like this is so hard to take this seriously. When she sounds like this she's literally she had basically between your chin and your lip you have that little like shallow spot and Brittany had to like place her finger there and like move like a ventriloquist. Yes I was like I don't know my name is Brittany. Sometimes she would drool. Sometimes a little bit of drool would come out.

Drinking out of a straw or anything was so hard. Now I've got full mobility back in my face. But people were asking me if I had bell palsies. I can't think of how you pronounce it. Bell paw after I delivered. And stuff like that. Or about my strokes supposedly that I had. I was getting all these questions about that.

And I was like, oh my God, no. So I feel like I had to address it because. It was like, everyone give her a break. Remember she had a mini stroke. I'm like, oh, here we go. Oh goodness. So I was just like, oh my gosh, I need to address that because I'm pretty sure the first episode,

they're gonna document the surgery. I have like a head wrap on, all that stuff. But there's no context for what is going on in the trailer and I just look like like I'm like that frown emoji Especially whenever Jackson are fighting at that dinner and I'm like I could have any emotions How many emotions and like it literally looks I was like no girl you have an emotion Literally all I could do is like laugh at myself now and like every gonna be our reality me do not do a procedure It's three weeks before you start filming like we thought for sure was gonna be I mean every day I'm like massaging my jaw like oh my gosh. Oh my god head wrap on to Massaging my jaw like oh my gosh. Oh my god head wrap on to you quite some time

But I swear remember like I couldn't smile or nothing. I mean it was it was funny It was funny. I'm so open about everything I've ever done. I had a boob job on national TV Apparently apparently that I made you get I know I hate when people say that and now I did this on the show like they Did film it? I don't know how much is gonna be on it, but it was like first thing we filmed actually Yeah, but it was like the most LA thing I've ever done and Beverly Hills Yeah, I was just like cracking up But I make such light of it like and I'm so glad I did it because it's never gonna grow back And I will not have the turkey gobbler whenever I turn 70 years old I mean everybody do whatever you want to do with your own body

You know all about body positivity and that means whatever it means to you And I think I did not want that turkey gobbler anymore some body positive about that But yeah, I just had to explain that because I don't know I'm just getting so many comments And of course now it's back to normal And of course now it's back to normal So yeah, that's funny, but I make fun of myself the whole season to about it I'm literally just like going on and have to be self-deprecating or we will not survive exactly Yourself who can you make fun of yeah, like we won't last in this reality TV world if we can't make fun of ourselves I know well, okay

So thinking of that like since we all are have been in this for a long time now, you guys even longer than me, what advice would you tell yourself when you first started reality TV since you've learned so much about it now? Oh my God. I'm asking this to both of you too. Jesus, probably cut back on the drinking. Yes. Don't smoke cigarettes.

Ever, but especially on camera. And the drinking. The truth always comes out. Just be of sound mind when you want to say what you want to say. Even though you think a shot helps your anxiety, one shot might. Well, not so much. That's another thing about filming. Like I've been seeing in the press that you get forced.

You know how there's been all these things going on. I don't believe that at all, so we're not a part of that. I just mean for myself, you get so nervous and have so much anxiety Sometimes before you film that you look like you want to drink to try to help that and then sometimes it's worse for you Yeah in the end. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. You're right. I think we were so we're so groomed into doing this I feel like we kind of forget sometimes that the cameras are there after the first five minutes Yeah, let me get into it But you know knowing ahead of time sometimes especially if there's been an feel like we kind of forget sometimes that the cameras are there after the first five minutes and then we kind of get into it.

But you know, knowing ahead of time sometimes, especially if there's been an argument or some kind of thing, that's what's different about these shows. Like normal people would, if you get an argument with somebody, you have a couple days to chill, right? We go right back in the next day. Not only that, they'll throw some alcohol at you. So you don't really have time to like decompress and be like, okay, I shouldn't have went crazy because you're still in that crazy mind.

And that's kind of what they want. That's the only thing really that's different than real okay, I shouldn't have went crazy because you're still in that crazy mind. And that's kind of what they want. That's the only thing really that's different than real life, I think. You have to confront everything no matter what. We have to confront. Yeah, there's no taking breaks. I would have started therapy earlier than I initially did because it's helped so much.

I've learned to compartmentalize and name my, so like Patrice the period monster. That's not Kristin when she comes around. That's Patrice, I can't control Patrice. She wasn't invited. And then there's like- Patrice cannot sit with us. She cannot, like when crazy Kristen shows back up

on the valley this season, I thought that bitch had been laid to rest. Like the crazy that I still have is like the investigative, I'll go after people that hurt my friends, my family my family boyfriend but like when people just offend me in person like I Literally thought she was six feet under that crazy Kristen and she came back and she was like no I'm gonna sit with you I'm like the Mondrian. I'm gonna see you with the Capri party

I'm gonna sit with you all the places. You don't want me to and I was like we didn't invite you crazy Out of here where's the stamp on her hand I didn't know you were invited here she makes great TV but I swear whenever Michelle was going off on you in the trailer and the way you were like just smirking at her I was like oh that's the bitchiest thing ever you know I like that part I've also learned it's way more powerful like when you do have the moments where you're like gonna lose it

and you wanna scream at someone. Like screaming is so not effective. You just look like a loud asshole and no one can understand you anyway. So if you just keep your mouth shut and you have a little smirk, or you say it in a really calm voice, like this, I can be like,

Jack, you're a fucking asshole. Or I can be like, Jack, you're such fucking asshole. Or I can be like, Jack, you're such an asshole. And you just stare at the other person. It is like that bothers me more. I'd rather you scream at me than go. Because that person looks like a fool who's. That's true. That's so true.

But it also looks like it doesn't bother you. And I want it to bother you. And I, yeah, exactly. And I flip flop between the yelling and reactive and then have to like go home pet my dog sit with Luke and looks like dude what happened. Can you imagine if they brought a therapist on set every time we filmed a scene? No no no because then you have to talk about it all again I can't put myself through that torture. I have a question. What about you Brittany? I have a quick question. I want Brittany to answer.

Okay. Do you think the one thing that is they still don't do one thing that, is they still don't do it, which I'm shocked they still don't do, but like after we film a scene, I'm just shocked that we don't have like a little area to go talk about what we did, like in the moment. Like kind of like how real world works, or like a little confessional off to the side in the moment. If you're feeling really heated, you know what, instead of being like,

I gotta step away from the scene, I go to my confessional. Confessional is what they call it. Yeah. And you sit there and you're like, it's an on the fly interview go to my confessional confessional is what they call. Yeah, and you sit there on the fly Because I don't know if a lot of people know this we do a lot of those interviews down the line So a lot of those times you don't feel that way in the morning more and you got to get back into that That heated moment or you kind of forget time for six months and we're still doing interviews Yeah, you know, it's it's been a while

But a hot minute and it's like you got to get back in that angry state and I know how I don't want to be back There again, like usually when I'm heated I'm over it like right after the scene and been a hot minute. And it's like, you gotta get back in that angry state. And I know how we are. I don't wanna be back there again. Like usually when I'm heated, I'm over it, like right after the scene, and I'm like, oh, it's whatever. Just getting back into that, I don't wanna visit that person again. Cause it's usually, I look back and nine times out of nine,

I'm like, why did I fucking do that? What is that person's name? Is that just Jax? Like you're Jason and that's Jax? Or is there like how I have Patrice and I have crazy Kristen. I have like negative Nancy. We don't like her either I have he's he's uh people and I don't want to self-diagnose cuz I've gotten I don't know

There's definitely something wrong with my brain. There's I'm aware of that. I'm trying to help you know Jax jacked up Jax. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, he's a he's not a good person Especially when I get back into a corner Yeah, and they're all coming at me, especially when like a lot of them are being hypocritical because let's be honest Everybody on the show has pretty much done everything. Yeah, we've all done the same thing So anybody time they're yelling at you for something they've done the same thing We're the one who starts stuff all the time. I don't start Oh, you can't be like, oh, I'm only like that's when I run back into the corner because actually you are the

Main issue of a majority of the time well there wouldn't be better pump rules if I did well You can't say that you only do these things when you're back in the corner. Well. That's not true. Yeah, because I do Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah, you poke the bear, but you don't want your bear to be poked exactly Yeah, cuz your bear you can you can dish dish it, but you can't take it. I can take it. I can just, you're gonna hear it. I don't know, I don't want to take it. I'll dish it, but I don't wanna take it.

Nobody wants to take it, but I'm gonna give you a little bit of extra. I'm not gonna just sit down and take it. I'm gonna give you extra. Do you know, I'm not gonna sit there and like, take it, I'm gonna say something in return, whether I'm right or wrong. I feel like I gotta say something.

You hit it where it hurts though Like you will like dig in and like really make people feel bad about themselves. That's the difference Yeah, I think I learned that from Lala. No Yeah, but you have been that way since before you even started filming a TV show. Once again, you're welcome. Tequila Katie does it. Tequila Katie likes to go for the jugular. Jax does.

Lala does. I say what people are thinking. I just yell. I just yell and go, but you are going to work on yourself. I am working on myself. It's definitely, I can't lie. It's tough at 44 going on 45 to change your ways after being so, a certain way for so long.

No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. Because I did it. For you it's maybe. And I'm telling you. For me it's hard. You already, we're already on a good path and changing already.

You became a father and did like a bunch of really good work on yourself. Yeah. And it's kind of like you're diverting a little bit. I challenge you to look at it this way especially because we're back on TV. I love how you guys are giving me advice. No, I'm just saying. I'm challenging you to look at it this way because this could work. I don't know.

But because you're back on TV. Please don't say you're challenging me. No, I'm saying you challenge yourself to look at it like how much fucking fun it would be if you had control over Your reactions nobody even saw it coming I need a pill for that When I did that this in in moments when I did that this summer I was like, oh, that was so good Kristen. Good job Got me on the back and then when I would snap I would go home with my tail between my legs and I'm like Luke

I thought I was different. I don't know. You feel bad, you know? But I can't blame it on anybody. I always feel bad after. I always feel bad after. No matter how many, not getting in that relationship, no matter how many arguments I get in, usually you and I will argue, we'll go after each other.

And then five minutes later, I'm like, do you want to go get something to eat? Yeah, but how long can I put up with that? Yeah, no, I agree. I agree. But we don't let it sit. We kind of move on from it. but little did I know you were burying that I didn't know that but anyway Yeah, it's all right. We can all we can still grow and change from banks. Yeah, you know I believe that you can I believe I can too It's just gonna take maybe a pill You know I thought maybe cannabis would help. It doesn't.

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So if you guys have been following us on social media, you probably saw that we all just got back from Lexington, Kentucky. We were at the Comic-Con. It was the three of us plus Tom Schwartz. How did you love Kentucky Kristen? You've been there a couple of times with me, of course. I think yeah, but that was my fourth time I've always with you. Yeah, but that's my favorite part because I felt like even though we it was work because it was ComicCon It was so much fun being with the three of you, especially having Schwartz along

Yeah, like the idiot comic relief that he always is so funny's so funny and doesn't want drama or to talk about anything regarding work. Which I love so much. Which is so fun. But also it's like we got a little mini vacation to go be with your best friends and your family. And my best friend drove down from Michigan. So she got to meet my best friend in LA's best friends from home. And that to me was just like, what a fun little trip. Yeah.

And Kentucky's so like cute and fun, like everywhere we went. And trip. Yeah, and Kentucky's so cute and fun, like everywhere we went. And it's like home. Like it's so chill and down to earth. All my friends came. It's our first Comic Con, really excited about it because I'm gonna do more, I'm super excited about it. Yeah, we definitely wanna do more.

I had such a, I was super excited to be invited to that, but I'm excited to do some big cities. It's Miami, Dallas, Chicago. It's our first one, yeah. We didn't know what to expect, I mean, people are dressed up in costumes everywhere, walking each other like dogs on leashes. Can we get into that for a second?

Yeah. Okay, so. I'll ask the question. What was the weirdest thing each of you saw on Comic Con? Jax is gonna go first at Comic Con. Of course, and of course. He raised his hand. And I was so mad, like every, every,

I was in the elevator, I'm like, none of you guys were with me to see this. So there is this thing called, and I'm new to this, thing called furries. So, which is where people pretend to see this. So there is this thing called, and I'm new to this, thing called furries. So which is where people pretend to be animals. Yeah. So there was a bunch of girls in my elevator and they all had leashes and muzzles on

and they were acting like animals. Well those aren't the furries. The furries actually wear the big, like I would be dressed head to toe as a big raccoon. Oh no no no. I didn't see that. Yeah, they literally have sex in like mascot outfits like Kristen said. No no, no, these were normal. So that's just a different kind of yeah There is like they cut out where your D and your all your holes are and they wear like mascot

Costumes and they bang and they don't even know see those there No, I saw a couple like looked like teddy bears and stuff So I don't know if they were actual furries, but that's what furries is So what you're talking about is just Elevator like scratching her feet and pretending to be full on like she was not coming out of character Like she was in it and we were getting the lobby at the hot hotel Okay, going from level 4 to level 11 and I the whole time I'm like, I mean she is she's just joking. She gonna come out of this stated at the whole time In my head, I'm like this and I'm trying not to laugh hands and knees because yeah

One of them was the other one that's holding her leash wasn't She's scratching at her feet I'm like I'm in my head. I'm like I want to laugh and I had so many things going through my head I'm like, oh, I can't wait to my podcast. Did you say anything to those people? No, God. No, I would what am I gonna say? First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, you gotta understand We're a reality show. We were 100% out of our elements, okay? We stood out like a sore thumb.

This is Comic-Con, this is sci-fi, anime. Comic books. Comic books. And we're reality TV from Hollywood, California. Bravo. So I had no room to talk. I just kept my mouth shut. But what I was so mad about is like, there was a no camera in that thing. I just couldn't wait to talk about it on my podcast.

And I just, none of you guys were there in the elevator to see this. Cause I know you would have cracked up. Oh yeah, I think I would have had to ask a question. Or like been like, so what are you guys doing this? Like, what is your, what do you do? Is this like something you do on the weekends? Like if you work at a bank.

So here's an example about Brittany asking a question. We were waiting for an elevator as well, Brittany and my friend Amy and I. This group, you go ahead, Brittany. You asked them. You said, are you so-and-so from Cats? Oh, yeah. I thought he was Mr. Masophiles from Cats, the magical cat. And they all started laughing at us, like six of them just cracking up at us And I said oh, I thought you were like a spin on Alice in Wonderland Yeah, they were in like black and white with like Different were they laughing at you or with you they were laughing they were laughing at the fact Yeah, we thought they were either from cats the musical or Alice in Wonderland. Yeah, they were not

Okay, so it was something else. We still don't even know what they were This was it wasn't our world like yeah those kinds of shows right comic books But they all just looked just like we were the idiots and I'm like, but y'all are dressed like I don't I know right? And you got a look and you like Didn't think we were rude they weren't mean no they were just like like don't believe yeah, they were giggling with it It's like it's it's yeah, you you were in their element Yeah, so it's like you have to be very kind and respectful and yeah, this is their world They're enjoying it. Yeah, I was like we should wear a costume tomorrow

I want to know like I want to know the people that were on the leashes like Do they work at a bank? Do they work somewhere nine to five during the week? And then someone says hey, what are you doing on Saturday? I'm gonna be walking my friend on a leash Oh, like what are you doing on Saturday? I'm going to be walking my friend on a leash. Like what are you kindergarten teacher? Yeah. Yeah. Do you work at home? High school, high school principal, pediatrician and a bank teller walk into Lexington comic, right? Dressed as worries. Yeah. I mean, to each his own, I was just, I have so many questions. Yeah. How does this start? Where did this come from? Is it now because it's more-

You should get someone from Comic-Con on your podcast. I think you should. I mean, I love it. Like I think it's great to express yourself, do whatever you wanna do. It was just our first time seeing it in person. I've never seen it, yeah. I've seen it on like movies and things like that,

but like seeing it in person is different cause like all of a sudden like Batman will walk by and then a vampire will walk by. Ninja turtles. And then a kitten walk by and then a ninja dog. The guy with the cage on his head? Yeah. Like a three foot tall cage.

Cage on his head. That was around his head and I'm like this is so cool because we love Halloween, I love dressing up but I'm also going how the hell do you walk around with that all day long in this heat? All day. I know. With like this many. It was a little musty in there.

And there was a million people walking around so I can't even imagine. Not only was it just the comic con characters but we were in there. And there was a million people walking around, so I can't even imagine. Not only was it just the Comic-Con characters, but we were in a section where there was kind of like, I guess you can say, you know, actors of the past, people of our generation, the nines. We had Charmed, James Van Der Beek, which was Tom's, he's, it's his idol. He loves James Van Der Beek so much.

So listen to this. I don't ever call anybody. I don't like calling people. If you can get it through a text, that's the way to do it, right? I called Tom three times the night before. Three times. Do not forget your Mox jersey from Varsity Blues. Do not forget it. Do not. I don't. Like, Jax, I got it laid out on my bed. I'm really, I got it. I got it. Sure enough, he forgot it. So I'm like, I was so mad at him when he got there. I'm like, okay, listen, you still

got to go get an autograph. You got to go. James Vanderbeek is literally the booth next to us. you gotta go. He said the autograph session went fine. I just don't think he was really as nice as he could have been. I wasn't happy. I just don't think he could have been a little nicer. Tom?

No, James Van Der Beek wasn't nice to Tom. Tom was so excited to meet him. What do you mean he wasn't nice to him? He was probably nice to you. He was just like this. He was very like, he was just very like, hey, you know, we were the only ones, so first of all like hey, you know what like we were the only one so first Of all their tables right we were the only ones in front of our tables engaging taking pogs pictures. Haha. He was just very like

Like you never know what somebody's going through I don't like ever saying that because like there's been times whenever I'm rushing through an airport And I can't like spend all that time talking to somebody like I normally would you know I mean you know what I mean. No, but you're there to take pictures. We're not at the airport. We're there to sit there to take pictures. It is your job.

Yeah, well, even people from other booths thought that we weren't even at our booth because we were up in the front of our table talking to people and like literally having full on conversations, asking where they're from. They were asking us questions. We were being so friendly and people kept telling us. Because we really appreciate it.

Yeah, we appreciate it. They're spending lots of money to be there. Their cost of the parking, the food, the tickets to get in, and they're charging for pictures. At least I could do is come up and give you a hug, shake your hands and say, thank you so much for being here. A lot of people came and said

we were the nicest booth out there. And I was like, thank you, that meant a lot to me. Now girls. Especially being from Kentucky, everybody actually are people from Kentucky are way nicer Anyway, so I and you want to know bringing like your friends and your husband from we live in LA Yeah, this Hollywood group on a TV show that you're on. Yeah, and you want it to be represented Well, we're not a bunch of Hollywood douchebags who think we're too cool for yeah exactly I agree I can totally Michigan I hope my friends are everyone nice

Highlighter your trip for Silla Presley. Yeah, we got to meet Priscilla Presley and took selfies with her. She was so nice That was really cool, and we know high fiver Fiverr might have been my favorite part Barbara Eden. I didn't ever get to see her She's from my dream of Jeannie. I know where she's from, but she's 92 still doing these things Still doing impressive now. I don't know. There's a lot how many guys listen to this podcast But I got to see nitro a hacksaw Jim not axaw Jim Duggan Jake the snake Roberts Sergeant slaughter I know Brittany was happy to see some of the people from charmed Yeah, and the other show supernatural that you watch.-huh, and and we got to accidentally hang out with

Gladiator ice from American Gladiators so Chris to tell the story of what happened to us on our Let me just say you can get very lost behind the scenes at comic-con because everything goes through these huge Kitchens and everything looks exactly the same behind the scenes. It's a convention hall Yeah, it's a convention hall. So like we don't know where to go, right? Mind you we are talking about ice from the American gladiators from the 90s. Yes. Yes Lori is her name. Yes. So Amy my friend Amy and I'm Brittany. We're running around We're lost like Brittany's saying and we find an elevator and we see ice

and she has this big leather jacket American Gladiators on she is so buff she's so good-looking short hair feisty as shit yes and like you can just tell you don't want to mess with her I was like she needs to be on our on our team she's awesome so we end up getting into this cargo elevator we're like oh wrong elevator she's like just get in we're like, okay We will like you don't say no. We're just like we'll follow you anywhere We're all looking for that to get back to the floor from like the green room. Yes, and so we pull off on some floor area There's a younger guy probably in his 20s like a convention worker with you know

His walkie-talkie like a hall pass monitor. Yes. Like saying parking, like a meter, like too much power. Yes. And she says, where is the celebrity floor? We're trying to get to that floor. And he's either not answering and saying, well, you don't have the credentials, essentially. And she's like, how old are you? How old are you? You're not going to tell me?

OK, fine. OK, bye. Bye. I think he said 30. And she goes, that's exactly why you don't know who I am. Do you think I would wear this jacket for no reason? I was like, oh my God. The jacket she was wearing, all the American Gladiators were wearing this very loud, obnoxious

leather coat that said, Ice American Gladiators on it. It was very loud. Yeah, like obviously she's wearing that. She's a celebrity and this is what her fans want to see. We just didn't have our lanyards with us correct and She is like she was up just a boss bitch like put like come on girls like Shuffling us back to the elevator and we were like ducklings just walking behind her in a line like whatever mama says go So we live in the valley wait you live in the valley too. Yeah Sometime ice I mean Lori a man'am miss gladiator I love her

she's intimidating her yeah we got to the elevator and I looked out I go you are a boss bitch yeah she was she's got she's got a body of that reality or that one shall we watch kit was it killer Sally the body of that but the face of Bridget Nielsen yes absolutely she's prettier than Bridget Nielsen is now No, Bridget Nielsen rock and arrow rocky. Yeah, sorry Yeah, but that was a cool story because we were just like running around the back of the convention center lost as can be with Ice and I kept calling her ice And we loved Lance from yo Gabba Gabba, oh, yeah, that was cool too

he came over and like played with the kids like did like a one-on-one and my niece it was at the And we loved Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh yeah, that was cool too. He came over and like played with the kids, like did like a one-on-one. My niece was at the, our booth and my, one of my best friends, her son Nash was there and he came over and like in his costume and his orange costume from head to toe and like spun them around and played with them. Oh, like that is so cool. And for me, it was really cool that you guys got to have crews there and your family and all your friends like to on the guest list to be able to come and hang out with us.

That was like my favorite thing because we were working every single day that we were in Kentucky. So it wasn't a normally whenever I go home, I am going somewhere 24 seven because I have such a big family. I've got so many friends. So I just was able to put them all on our guest list and they all came to our booth and supported us, my whole family, my brothers, my sister-in-law's. I mean my mom was there, my dad was there, my dad loved it. He was like talking to the whole crowd. Signing autographs. My dad was eating it up. He was eating it up. I think the highlight too was obviously our favorite place to eat. Jeff Ruby's, shout out to them for cooking us up and making it such a wonderful meal for all of our friends.

We go there every time we're in town. Every time, and it's just an amazing place, so we love that. Yeah, we had so much fun. And Lex Live was so fun. We went to Lex Live, it was right across from our hotel, so we did bowling all night long with all of our friends. That was a fun night. It's basically like a Dave and Buster's

for the people that don't know what it is. Yeah. So, Kristen, what was the craziest thing thing like costume or whatever that you saw? The cage head. Oh yeah. Also there was a really cool like legit looking Batman guy but there was also movie quality. Yeah movie quality but then there was another one that had like a paper mache head like the size of my kitchen and I'm like how do you carry a Batman with a paper mache head like the size of my kitchen. And I'm like, how do you carry a Batman with a paper mache head,

like almost like those little bobble dolls, you know? Oh yeah, I don't think I saw that guy. And he was just like, how do you carry that thing on your head? Just anything with people with shit on their head. Yeah. You walk around all day and I'm wearing like my Spanx girdle thing under like just pants and a t-shirt.

I'm sweating my tits off and they're walking around. Yes, you know So impressive like yeah, the people watching The dedication is awesome. People just I mean they they just pull out all that was one creepy guy though that I thought was creepy because He was wearing like what they I guess you would see it in movies or maybe like the old days where it's like all black And you can't see their face, and then they have like a gas mask on their face. That was scary. Yeah. Especially with all that goes on in the world. We were talking when we were getting ready going to have like security because I don't do you see some of the weapons that people were bringing

in like the fortnight and everything. I mean full axes. There's some guys like full axes and yeah, there was no security. There was some guys who like full axes and yeah, there was no security there. There was none. I mean, I don't think they were real, but they looked very real. I don't know. It was impressive. I don't know.

I mean, there's a little bit of everything for everybody. The people watching was amazing and these vendors out there who grind all year long, go to Comic-Con for Comic-Con, selling what they sell. Really, really cool. Saw some really, really cool stuff. And the fans were all so nice and so sweet and so cool. So we really appreciate you guys. Yeah, we really appreciate it. It was a really good time.

It was fun. And I'm glad that we got to do it. And I would definitely go back. Oh yeah. I can't wait for the next one. All the workers, everybody was just amazing. And of course I just love being home so, so much. Really fast. I want to ask you this, Kristen, because we talked about this on our podcast one day and you weren't with us. You know how Jax went to Vegas for that power slap? I knew it. I knew you were going to bring it up.

So he literally comes home, and I think I've told you the story, but I want to get your reaction on the podcast. He comes home from power slap, and he was like, you know who would be really good at this? Kristen Doty. I think you would. I think you'd be really good at it. Do you see those girls out there? They will kill you. I was getting would. I think you'd be really good at it. Do you see those girls out there?

They will kill you. I was getting sent videos from when you were there from our friend lawyer. Joe was sending me videos of it. And here's the thing. I would be great at tortilla slapping. Yeah. What is that?

Tortilla slapping. Where you smack someone with a tortilla. You have to put water in your mouth and you hold it in and then you Take turns. We need to do this at home. We need to do it next season on the valley Why can't we just do we go home today? Need to try love to hate you with They all want a line up take a number there's a lot of people I want to hit with a tortilla I feel like I'm up there though. You're at the top of my list right now

For a tortilla there's a lot of people on the valley. I'd love to smack with a I'm not going carb free whole wheat either. I'm going like maybe cool on corn Not even flowers gotta be the corn exactly that is hilarious Not even flowers gotta be the corn exactly that is hilarious Like the burrito side Jacks have any questions for Kristen before I get into questions from fans Still available on Amazon You want to say just that your books still available on it was what about your merch Yeah, and James May is up and running and doing really well

I have a lot of Valley and. We have we have a little Valley section That's we have like a couple things that say the Valley and because that's where we live What's going on with the wine and which is a we a wine? I'm so excited Katie and I are still doing that and I'll be bringing some of that to our premiere party Wait a minute. You're involved with Katie with this. Just Katie and I stuff I was gonna say can we bring it in the bar, but then you said Katie. I'm like, no Oh, we I'll still support girl. You know that Jackson and I won't have a little trip right now because he knows that that's gonna be on the episode on Tuesday

See how I'll convince him like this. Yeah, then I don't have to use anything from the bar the open bar tab I'll just drink my own wine Definitely bringing it Want to say that's kind of what we Tom and I talking about. We're like helping support each other's bars. I'm gonna have some stuff at his bar, he's gonna have some stuff at mine. Because if people don't get a chance to come to our bar or his bar, they can at least get some merch from the bar. And your podcast? Yeah, and in the podcast, Luke and I are getting ready to announce the new name next week.

Oh, you're gonna change your name? We are gonna change our name. Sex, love, and what else matters worked really well for a while, but it became it's so niche It's really difficult to get certain guests on. Yeah Which I didn't really think about at the beginning, you know Not everyone wants to talk about their love life in their sex life. Yeah, I get that I never thought about that We can only interview so many sex therapists and yeah I need to talk about other things. That's why I'm glad we picked when reality hits you can talk about any anything

My gosh First thing when would you give you Cruz's name, but I'm taking when reality See if there was any other podcast I think I've made it up Did I make it up are you gotta be saying definitively Brittany just say I made it up. I made it up. I Really don't remember I'm gonna go find my text thread with our manager and see who actually said it cuz I think it was me We knew we wanted the world read in it. Yeah and I thought when reality hits it's kind of was like we were no longer on Vanderpump anymore we're like all right this is the real reality. We don't have a freaking job.

It's hitting hard. Just like my tortilla slept. We got a video of that at the house. That's just that'll go viral. That is funny. We should do that for sure. Okay I'm gonna go on to a couple questions. I have one question can I just get it out viral. That is funny. We should do that for sure. Okay, I'm gonna go on to a Couple question. I have one question. Can I just get it? This is I think if somebody was what somebody got back in and dug deep into one of our old episodes of Jackson Brittany taking Kentucky and they were asking like Jax. Do you ever go hunting with? Brittany's family or brothers now I did it one time on the show I my I had a guy I think I held it down, but it was not loaded Nothing against hunters because I eat meat all the time you do what you got to do. I just can't kill something

No, no, that's not my thing, but not no I can fish we throw it back. Yes, but I cannot kill an animal Can I kill bugs? Yes, I don't think fish really have feelings personally. I just I don't think fish really have feelings personally. I just This is what I have back. This is gonna be in front of me the other day And I was like begging him not to kill it and he killed it. Let me finish. Let me finish couple things about hunting I Unless you're a vegetarian. I don't think you should complain about hunters. You can't can say you shouldn't kill something then go eat a hamburger I don't think that's okay. Also hunting is not fun. Like you can't eat snacks You got to spray urine on yourself from another animal.

You can't talk. I just like that you can't eat snacks. You can't eat snacks. You can't. You can't crinkle a chip bag. No, you can't. You'll scare all the deer away. You can't talk to the person next to you because.

The answer is no, you've never hunted. Where I'm from, like my brothers and stuff, like if they go hunting, it's because it's deer season, because it's so overpopulated and then it can't go to crop and the coyotes are overpopulated It's so like it's like certain reasons and they actually eat and you can hire a little but I would never be able to do it My so I want to even eat it. I want to even eat it people wonder I just like to assume it and I handle like Luke being such a hunter and all of that But I've learned a lot in dating. I don't want to see photos. I don't want to hear about his kill and all of that. No, no, I just want to assume it ends up on my bun.

Yeah, but he's a conservationist and he does it for a reason. He will never kill anything that he's not going to eat. Exactly. That's exactly how my family is. It's a toffee hunter. And they do everything themselves too and save the meat forever and ever and ever. So to answer your question, that is a hard no on the hunting Yeah, that was such a random thought I was like the Kentucky show somebody message me there They don't deep in the archives of Jackson Brady take a tongue. They saw the hunting episode was really funny

It was a funny episode because I have a quick are you still afraid of chickens? Yeah We go to the farm like I have to handle the horses. One time, our horse, we were helping my mom, like, put the horses away. And our big horse, like, not we have five minis and then we have a regular horse. She got up in the top of the barn

and I'm talking this barn is, like, a hundred years old. We were terrified that she was going to fall through the floors. Like, it was one of the scariest moments because we had to get her back down into the stables and I just Don't it just happened so fast and here she is walking around on these boards that like I had already fallen through before Cleaning out the barn. I used to do that all the time, but I don't want to mess with the animals I'm not really into animals. Yeah, he freaks out like I know he freaks out against them

I just don't want to be on vibe with them. My dad had like frogs He would like freaking out care holding the frog like a normal frog like a frog. That's the same size of a cat It's like these are like these are like I don't know frogs I think it would be so funny to take Jack's noodling where you like put your arm in the hole in the water and catch a Catfish he would die. I saw some really like attractive girls doing this like college girls and sororities that's what they do in Alabama. In the south like that's normal. I grew up doing fishing and stuff and camping and doing all that stuff. Should we make Luke take him to do that? That would be hilarious. That would be hilarious. Oh my god. Next season two of the valley that would be so good. Oh one thing that we forgot to mention at Comic-Con really fast.

They had a credit. Oh my gosh, yes. They had a credit for Moe. What's it called? IMDB. IMDB that said I was in a movie called God Bless the Broken Road. And they had it on my banner. It was part of my credit.

So they had like, they had Vanderp Pump Rules, they had Jackson Breed in Take Kentucky, they had The Valley, and then they had God Bless the Broken Road. And it was just a photo of the movie on my huge banner. And I walked out to the booth and I was like, what is this? Do you want to hear something for it? And it was funny because we Googled to see like if somebody looked like me in the movie or whatever. And come to find out there was an actor with the last name of Cartwright, but it was a male and he was an African American man and his last name

just happened to be Cartwright. So somehow I got the credit for that movie. So I asked what they do with the banners. I was cracking up. I asked what they did with our banners when they're done and I know like Tom signed his and someone took it. My best friend took mine back home. You damn better believe I took yours home I was like, God bless the broken rogue banner up and put it in my suitcase That is hilarious. And I'm gonna hang it at our premiere party somewhere at Jack's bar That was just so funny and they just took the credits right off of that website and like nobody asked our manager

I've got to and props to the Cartwright in that movie because you put me on the board Arthur Carter we knew it wasn't a I was thinking we were thinking it was a Arthur Cartwright shout out to you Cartwrights rule To that I totally forgot about NATO on there though, I know forgot about. Yeah. They didn't have Sharknado on there though. I know. They didn't have Sharknado. Nope.

This was the first movie though that I actually had like lines with Robert De Niro. Yeah. And that movie only made $8. John Malkovich was in it, Robert De Niro, Jack Taylor, and Jack Houston. It had all these amazing actors in it and it literally made eight dollars. Well, I saw it on the internet Randall deserves that. Did Randall stream it twice? That's what anybody gets for working with that trash human being. By the way still has not paid me the 75 grand He owes me. He's still the troll of the week every week. Randall, Fofty's gonna come after you. Jax wants his money by Monday

Okay, couple quick questions before we go Kristen this is from a er 512. What's the best part about not being a server or bartender anymore? Oh I think just like Having more freedom to do what I love and what I'm passionate about and realizing that at my age I can make more money doing those things. True. And obviously, okay, let's get all like weepy for a minute. Like having the platform to not have to do that job again.

But I will say when I did that job, damn, my legs looked good. And my arms. Same girl, same. Yeah, running around and like shaking shots and like my arms were so good then. Yeah. Damn it. It was like a shake weight 24-7. Okay Bgoodie09, how is it living in the valley versus living in West Hollywood? Are the people more friendly? I love the valley so much more.

I have anxiety when I go to West Hollywood. The parking, the people, the tourists, the traffic. It's just it's like apartment, apartment, business, business. Yes. We cross over the hill and it's like Yeah walking their dogs riding a bicycle Agreed and people I think are kinder to not that everybody's mean in Hollywood, but like they're friendly from Kentucky It's like you wave at everybody you say hello to somebody if you're in the elevator But like nobody does that in LA I've noticed and it's very strange Okay

Okay, hold on let me see. Can I give a quick, can I say something really quick? Yeah. Just to let you guys know the show is, uh, we are going to be doing a viewing of the show at Jax's next week on Tuesday. We're having our premiere party. We are also going to be having our first St. Patrick's Day, day party. It's going to be a big one. Yes. So look out for that. that and we got our sign today Yeah, we got our sign put up But I feel like our actual sign because we didn't have a sign from the outside so people couldn't really tell where to go in That but now we have yeah, but now we have a sign but we're also having our premiere party So we get to see on the 14th So we'll have a red carpet and we all get to get dressed up and our friend

We finally get to see the first episode on the 14th I can't wait and if you live in LA I better see you there next Tuesday yes March 19th don't forget to watch the valley that'll be our first episode that'll be the first time you guys get to see it so tune in we'll all be there okay so come and visit us hang out with us we're gonna have drink specials we're gonna have a good time and we're the one on the 14th is closed because it's for the you know production and for us and the networks and everything. It's good, but we're so excited. But the 19th is open to the public. Yes.

So I see you guys there supporting. It better be loaded. This is from Laura Baccarat underscore. If you guys could do a roast again, if you guys could do a Jax roast again, what would you say? So we had an episode, if you guys remember, on Vanderpump Rules where we did a birthday party where Jax was roasted. Yeah.

I need to work on my material. I know. Same. I can't just come up with something off the cuff because I mean I could, but I need to save it. I would do so much better now because I was so nervous that first time. Jax is going to be 45. Last time we did it, it was his 40th birthday.

Maybe we should do another one. So let's do a roast at 45. We should do another roast. So let's do a roast at 45. We should do another roast. Great. Okay, I'm going to think about this, Laura, and we're going to get back to that. We are, but that's a great question. That is a good one. Okay, one last question.

This is from Life with Amber. What is Dodie's biggest regret? I wish that's a whole other podcast. No. James Kennedy. Oh, yeah. I can't believe you guys dated. Because whenever I met Kristin, she was not with Tom Sandoval or James Kennedy.

So for me, it just seems like that never happened. So it's so crazy to think that you guys ever dated either one of them to me. When I look at Tom Sandoval, I'm like, wait, what? That was a long time. How long did you at Tom Sandoval, I'm like, wait, what? I know, that was a long time. How long did you date Tom Sandoval? Almost six years. Whoa, how long did you date James? Like a year plus.

But still, I just can't even imagine you with either one of them. Yeah. I'm still confused on the timelines with everything, but didn't kind of, Ariana did the same exact thing, that ish. Hmm, as what? Is it a little foggy? Kristen wasn't really friends with Ariana then, was it? Ariana did the same exact thing that ish. Is it a little foggy? I mean this could be-

Kristen wasn't really friends with Ariana then was it? Okay, but was Tom canoodling, that's the word I'll use, with Ariana while you guys were dating? Yes. Okay, so technically- So why doesn't it affect me the same way as- Or Ariana, how come she can be upset about this when she was doing the same thing to you?

Because I'm allowing her to be upset about anything she wants to be upset about. And I feel like, and this isn't against you, Jax, because I've had to answer this question before, but I feel like if anything, I'm the one person who's allowed to kind of say what I think is right and wrong. And Ariana and I worked past that so many years ago. I'm not saying you didn't, but it still happened. No, you're right. Absolutely it did. You and Tom, not that it was okay,

but you guys were at the end of your relationship, right? Well, so was Ariana and Tom. No, but Jax, you know, Tom and I within those almost- Are you trying to take up for Tom Statham right now? Your business is weird. I'm talking about the fact that, and this is not against Ariana, but she got really crazy about all this,

but technically she kind of did the same thing. What happened with Raquel was way worse because it was behind their back for six months in their house. And she was best friends. Tom and I both cheated on each other for many years, as you know, because you lived with us. It was like a terrible relationship that should have ended.

What he did behind my back was not okay. And at the moment, during that time, and Ariana and I obviously were not friends, I did think she was the other woman and I thought all these bad things about her. And then when I was able to work past it, no one can, quote unquote, steal your man. That man made a choice.

And at the same time, as much as I don't think it was cool what she did then of trillion years ago, he's the one that had loyalty to me, not her. Exactly. Exactly. It wasn't like your best friend who was with you 24 7 in your house. Again, I'm playing devil's advocate here. I'm just asking. I'm sure she gets asked that. No, but that's a good question because a lot of people do ask. But I just, it doesn't affect me that way. I'm sorry. I got to say one last thing. I'm sorry. I just so happened, I don't know why it was on my feed,

but did you see that interview with Rachel and her face and when she was talking about what was going on? She was just like, she didn't see the smiling in all her videos that she's doing on her podcast? I put like, not interested in anything. When anytime that Raquel pops up on my feed, I always hit not interested button on Instagram, and then it won't show up on my feed, I always hit not interested button on Instagram and then it won't show up on my feed anymore.

That girl will do anything she can but not get a job. She literally will. That's true. I mean, come on. That's funny. Okay, one actually a funny, let's end it with like a happy one since we just talked about weird stuff. This is from Samantha Ray underscore.

Favorite cocktail. I love you girls. What's your favorite cocktail? It really depends. This is from Samantha Ray underscore. Favorite cocktail, I love you girls. That's what she said. What's your favorite cocktail? It really depends. Right now, I love a really good old fashioned or I'm just going like vodka soda splash of something to make it not taste like vodka.

I, you know me, I'm a straight up tequila shot chilled. Cos Amigos is my favorite with the orange wedge. But if I am being fancy, my favorite drink is a extra extra extra dirty Tito's Martini with blue cheese olives. That is my favorite steakhouse drink. Jax what's your favorite drink? Black on the rocks. All right. Three Limes hasn't changed in the 17 years. No never never. All right well I love you Kristen thank you so much for being on again. Thanks for having me, guys.

That was a lot of fun. All righty. Seven more days to the valley. Seven more days. Make sure you tune in to the valley, March 19th. March 19th, we are so excited. And we'll see you at Jackson Studio City if you live in LA. That's right.

Have a great week, guys. All right, love you. Thanks for listening to Win Reality Hits with Jackson Brittany.