When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - Would You Rather Q&A with Jasmine Goode!

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

Brittany welcomes back The Valley star Jasmine Good. They dive into Jasmine's apartment hunt, spontaneous trampoline-building adventures, and hilarious pool parties in LA. The duo spills behind-the-scenes tea on filming The Valley, from awkward boat trips to surprise baby news. Plus, they play a wild game of 'Would You Rather' that sparks some Hooters nostalgia and reveals their choices in hilariously awkward and embarrassing scenarios. Please support the show by checking out our sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code REALITYHITS Tempo: For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to TempoMeals.com/REALITYHITS 

Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of when reality hits. This week we have my girl Jasmine Good, fellow castmate on the valley here with us again hey Jasmine everybody glad to have you back yes I'm so excited to be here becoming a reoccurring guest yes I love it it's always a good time yes always a good time so easy to talk with you Jasmine has been staying with me when she's been coming back in town do you care to tell why you're having to looking for a new apartment yeah I'm not going to details you're having to looking for a new apartment? Yeah, I'm not going to details. But yeah, I'm looking for a new apartment at the moment. So when

I'm back here, while I'm doing my hunting, Brittany has been amazing and letting me stay with her. So it's been great. I'm having so much fun. I know I love whenever she gets to come in. It's like a little girl sleepover. I have so much fun. Every day. Yesterday, we had a pool party because it was 86 degrees here in LA. So hot. Which is insane. It felt like summer. So we did the whole barbecue. We had hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, all this stuff. Buffalo chicken dip. It really felt like summer. I was like, this is summer. Yes. I can't wait. It was so good. Also, Kristen was here and her little pregnant Bailey was so cute. All

right. She looks amazing. She looks so good. I can't get over it. I'm like, Oh my God, you just look so glowing. But she just pops. Yeah, she's popped. Her little belly looks so cute. Her boobs look great. I know. I was like, Ooh, those drugs, girl. She is looking amazing. I'm so excited for her. I cannot wait to meet this little girl. It's going to be amazing. I know. She's looking amazing. I'm so excited for her. I cannot wait to meet this little girl. It's going to be amazing. Planting the baby shower and doing all that stuff. That's going to be so fun and cute. Oh my God. It's getting closer and closer. To me, it feels like it's like flying by, but I know

to her, it feels like it's been forever. She's like, I'm still pregnant. Yeah. I'm like, girl, you got a ways to go. But I know how it feels. I mean, when I was pregnant, it just, especially towards the end, it just feels so long. Like time just slows down. This baby out of me. Yeah, you get so much towards the end, but she is killing it right now. And I'm so excited for her. While Jasmine's been staying with me, we've been doing some pretty funny things. We, we did a revamp to Cruz's playroom. Let me tell you, me and Jasmine put together this trampoline.

Oh my God. I want to think about it. Lord. Busting sweat. It was so hard. You would think it would be easy, right? Like a little kid trampoline. Oh, we got this. But let me explain to you guys because you can't physically see it. It's not like a tiny little circle trampoline. It's like a big rectangle trampoline. Not that you would put in your backyard. It is in his playroom, but it has like the sides that go all the way up. It has a swing in it. And we had to take all of the little springs on the side. That was the hardest part. And pull them with all of our strength. I mean, we were cracking

up. So funny. I don't know. We just got the energy out of nowhere. It was like super late at night. We're like, you know what? Let's just do this. Like, thank God you were here because I had planned to revamp his playroom and I had all these boxes sitting in my house. I'm talking Amazon. It looks like I was owning my own Amazon factory because I just had so many boxes everywhere. So with Jasmine's help, because I can't focus on one task. It's a problem. I'll start a task and then I will start doing something else. It's

almost like I'm like squirrel and I get distracted. But we did that and thank you so much for helping me. It is so great. I'm going to post all about it soon. It's so cute. Anything for Cruz. I love him. He loves it. So yeah, it was so worth it, but that was hilarious. And I'm so glad that we were able to get that done. And like I said, I wouldn't have been able to even get any of that done without you. So yeah, I appreciate that. So as we know, Jasmine is a reality TV. What would you call it? I've been around the block. No, I don't know. Yeah, I've been well, yeah, I've done it all. You've literally done it all. I've been on

so many different networks. Have I been on a game show? Not really. Not really, but I'm sure it's going to come one day after the ballet. You never know. We'll just add that to it. So if anybody hasn't listened when she's been on before, she was on the bachelor. What season was that? I don't even know the number. You don't remember your number? It was so like so long ago, but like it was Nick's. It was Nick's vile season. That's all I know. I don't remember the number. Yeah. I know paradise. I think it was season four. Yeah. So you did the bachelor on Nick season and then you did bachelor in paradise. Was

that one time or one time? And then she was, was Dallas Cowboys your first? So Dallas Cowboys was like on CMT. Yes. Making it to that was like back in the day, like over 10 years ago. That was like my first taste of reality. Still whenever I wrote in questions for you, I was still getting so many questions about Dallas Cowboys. They have the show on Netflix now. So I think now it's like, okay, like the hype is coming back about the cheerleaders. Do you think they have been replaying old episodes?

No, not, I don't think they're playing old episodes. I mean, that was on CMT, unless Netflix has the rights to that stuff. I wonder if like something like a K-Pain channel is replaying it because- Honestly, that happens. You'll be like, oh, I saw you on CMT, like some episode. I'm like, wait, what? They're still playing? Yes. Where I need to go back and watch that because I remember watching that show back in the day, but I like, don't remember it. And now that you're like one of my best friends, I would love to go back and watch it because it was, it was so scary

and emotional and tears and I didn't know what I was getting into. I was just like, I just want to make the team. I don't care about this. But what a dream to get to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Like every little girl who was a cheerleader or a dancer. Like I feel like that was the end all be all. It was like the epic, like that is who you want. You know, any, like when I was dancing, there was a team like the Jets, they had cheerleaders. I did that for a year, but it was like, we have to go to Dallas. Like Dallas is the top. You know, the cream, you got to do it. The cream of the crop. Yes. You did that. And then were you on Vanderpump rules just a little? I mean, I was like in the background, like at parties,

like birthday parties. I remember being at Ariana's birthday party or something like that, but not on the cast or anything like that. Absolutely not. And now the Valley, of course. Now the best show ever. And it is coming out soon. I promise. Of course we can't say the date, but I feel like that's going to be announced like a really, really soon. I think it's coming.

I feel like it's coming. They dropped a little teaser, which was so cute. We all looked so hard. It looked so good. I was like, yes, let's bring it. Bring the shade. You were cracking me up because you were here. She was here saying with me actually, whenever it first dropped and we, how many times have

we rewatch it? I think I don't know. We just kept watching over and over. It was like Kristen's voice over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Um, but we were cracking up because whenever Jasmine pops up, it says shady. Yeah. I was like, Oh, of course the glasses. I'm like, Oh my God. Didn't your mom say something? She's like, Oh, they put shady on you. And I was like, Hey, I mean, stay tuned. Oh my God. Hilarious. So out of all of those shows that you've done, all the memories that you filmed, what would be like your standout memory from any show that you filmed? Oh, standout memory. Um, it doesn't have to be the Valley. Yeah. Oh, well, I think for, I think the Cowboys that making the team the night I made the team because I remember getting called into the office.

Anybody knows the CMT show you get called in the office with Kelly and Judy. They sit you down and they tell you, you know, you said, or you need to fix this and that. And I'm like, okay, you're like, tonight might be your last night. And I'm like, Oh, I'm like, okay. Was that your attempt to a country accent? I'm trying to do a country accent. You're like, tonight might be your last night. And I'm like, oh. So they brought me in. I'm like really emotional. And they're like, you know, this is like the end of the world. You have to prove to us tonight, this is it.

And they're like, we don't know yet. We're still confused on you. And I'm like, okay. They let me go. Then all of a sudden they're like, all right, everybody sit down. We're going to do a thing. And I'm already defeated. There's no way I'm making this team.

It's over for me. Then all of a sudden they're like, okay, look here, look there. And they're like, look up at the screen for a second. And then they just flash all our photos in our like cameo pictures with our like uniform on. And they're like, welcome, you are the 2012 team or whatever. And I was like, I literally just put my head down

and I just started bawling. Ripped off like my eyelash. I was like crying, you know the cameras, I'm like, oh my eyelash is falling off. I ripped the ball and I'm just crying. Everyone's screaming around me. It's like get up and we all run and hug and went to the locker room.

So for me that was such a moment because I was like fuck the cameras. I was like I don't even care about the show right now. It was just knowing that I made it after being brought in literally 10 minutes before that. So you were like wondering if you were gonna get cut. Oh I knew was going to get cut. I was like, this is it. Like I knew they were going to do and make us dance again. And then they were going to cut us. But they were like, okay, before we dance, we should sit down everybody. And then they

didn't have you dance again after your meeting. Yeah. It was like, I thought we were going to, but they like tricked me, I guess. Almost like a hazing. Yeah. That type thing. Like sorority is down. All right. We're going to have a talk about something. We're going to have you guys dance. And I was like, it's over for me. And then like, um, they had about girls in training camp. There's about like 40, I think. And they break it down, cut around like 10. So someone's like 32 people. Yeah. Um, it just depends. My class, we had like

over 12 girls, I think in my rookie class. I can't even remember. And to even get to the part to try out is probably intense. Oh my gosh. Hundreds of girls. Yeah. Thousands, I'd say. It was insane. I was so intimidated that audition thinking there's no way. And then they had the show. So I would see girls that were on the show like, oh my God, they're so beautiful. There's no way I'm going to make this. But you just kind of have to lock in and not think that way. But training camp was a whole different story. I swear I'm going to go back and watch that. So that next time you're on all actual details because you're saying 2012.

It's like I was there from 2012 to 2015. So why did you leave the team? Well my third year I didn't make it back. But then my boyfriend at the time he wanted to go well he got into Stanford for grad school. And I was like, you know, we're still like trying to make it work. And I was like, well, I'm going to go with you out there. And I was like, you know, I'm still want to dance. And I was like, so I'm gonna try for the Warriors Golden State NBA.

And I was like, let me try something different. And I did. And I made it. And I was like, oh, you did that too. I didn't even know that one year, just one year. That's awesome, though. Say one year and I wish you still had all those connects because I need to meet me. Yeah, where he's like, I need a baller.

I need a baller. We all remember that I had Jack's dress as a NBA player. Oh yeah, the basketball player. And he was in stilts. That was hilarious. Oh my God, that was the best. Big Bear. Oh good old Big Bear.

Oh Big Bear, man. Oh my God. That was the best. Big bear. Oh, good old big bear. Oh, big bear. Man. I like not to put a damper on it or whatever, but that first day of big bear was like the most boring day I have ever had on a vacation. When we were on the boat forever, we had no alcohol. So boring. And then I ended up getting sick and I fight with Jack. And then all the boys are like lit by the time we get to them. And I'm like, okay, so why are they drunk? And they're all crying, playing games and flipping around. And we're just over here like angry and mad. And I couldn't help anybody cook. And I'm like, one of the main cooks and awful. I was like, that was the worst day ever. I couldn't do anything. I could hear Jack talking shit about me through the door in the kitchen. I'm like, does he not

know she's right there? I'm like, but also it's so funny when you watch it because they flash to you and Nia just like shaking her head and at the same time, we were like, no, like what I just didn't understand. I was like, bro, it's like, we're telling you this. Like, why don't you just believe us? I just wanted to make it worse. I think I'd only had one drink that day. Yeah. We didn't drink anything because I remember we, I think we wanted to take a drink, take a shot. We did it. And the guys took all the alcohol to the beach and we were on the boat all day. Yep. And it was an awkward conversation. Yeah. I remember being on the boat thinking like when we were like all arguing about something for a second and I'm like,

look over to production. Like, can I get a drink now? I'm doing my job. We need a drink to go along with this awkward conversation. And it was just like quiet boat and the boat wasn't like a fancy boat. We should have music. You know, music. That's one thing when you're filming a reality show, a bunch of people don't realize is that like you can't play popular songs. All the songs have to be cleared because obviously the show doesn't want to get in trouble for playing. Like it's not like I can have Lil Wayne bumping in the background. So we're just like listening to nature on this pontoon boat board.

That is just so funny. I'll never forget that day. I didn't even plan on talking about Big Bear, but that was just funny. It was, But the night when everybody dressed up, that was hilarious. Yeah, that was fun. Especially looking back now on where my life is now compared to where it was then. It's so crazy. I think I said that yesterday. Even Kristen being pregnant and everything, it's just a lot happened within a year. Well, even within the valley that we filmed this season, Kristen and Nia were not even

pregnant. Exactly. No baby, nothing. Kristen was working on it obviously. We'll be able to follow her story, but now we're going to have full on babies by the time we film another season. Crazy. Oh my, we got two people pregnant. I'm nervous.

I'm like, Michelle and Jan, are y'all pregnant too? Because they're going to surprise us next month? Because- Normally it comes in threes. Exactly. I'm like, who's next? Oh gosh, please don't be me. Well, it's not me yet.

We know it's not me anytime soon. So it's going to take me some time. You don't have to worry about pregnancy scares. There's no scares coming here. Okay. It will be planned. That is awesome though. Um, oh my gosh, but that is crazy. And congratulations to Nia. We know she's having a little girl too. So that's awesome that Kristen and Nia are both going to have little girls really close to each other. They'll get to be little friends. I know that is sweet. Nia's fourth baby.

Girl. They always say, they always said three under three and now it's going to be four under four. Danny all year going four under four. Four under four. Nonstop. I could already hear Danny saying it right now. Four under four.

Four under four. It's going to be like crying four under four. Like hilarious. Okay. So I have a fun game I want to play with you. It's just would you rather, you know, these are really funny and I'll tell you what I would do too. Okay. Okay. So these are some funny ones. Cruzy's here running around. He's starting to get excited. He's like, Oh, the microphones are out. Let

me come in the background. Hi baby. Mommy loves you. The bus hair. He's like, Oh, the microphones are out. Let me come in the background. Hi, baby. Mommy. You the best hair. He does have the best hair, right? It's like thick and like he looks like a little surfer. Even whenever it's messed up. Cause we're recording this in the morning. Cause Jasmine has to catch a flight. I'm sad she's leaving me. But she's going to catch a flight back to New Jersey. So we're doing this in the morning. She's going to catch a flight and then I'm going to take Cruzee to school. Okay. Would you rather dance every time you hear music or sing along every time you hear a song? Would I rather dance every time I hear music or sing along? Yeah. Ooh, that's hard because

I love to do both. I sing along. I do like to sing. And you're the dancer, but you do like to sing too. Yeah, I could. Yeah, just yeah. But I feel like sing along because it gets stuck in my head and it's like a worm. So I have to sing it. Yeah. Yeah. When reality hits is sponsored by Nutrifol. This year, there's nothing holding you back from loving your hair again.

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Really? Yes. Like I'll go to karaoke with my friends and stuff. But unless I like get drunk and do like a Nicki Minaj rap at the end, like I ain't singing. But if all my friends are over here and we're playing all the music, I will sing at the top of my lungs with my friends. You know what I mean? Do a little Moana. Okay. Would you rather, this is funny, would you rather wake up naked in a forest five miles from home or in your underwear at work? A forest.

You would rather wake up in a forest? Yes. I watch a lot of like survival shows. You're like, I can find my way back. I think I could make it into Freed. I think I could find my way back. I'll be making it real fast, you know, but at work with people. No.

I think I would actually do in my underwear at work because my job is a reality TV show. Okay. And I have been in my underwear on there many times. That is right. I mean, think about it. It's like being in a bathing suit. Yeah. It's not like we have nine to fives at an office.

True, true, true. You're right. Oh yeah. You're right. Okay. I could see that. But I would be scared. I have no sense of direction.

Even though I'm a country girl, I know the back of my farm, the back of my hand, where I have grown up, but I don't even know how to get to the grocery store. I have to use my GPS for everything. I don't remember the moss grows on the side of the tree, so it's the south or the north or whatever the hell it is. I don't remember any of that. Would you rather accidentally like an old photo of your ex on Instagram or accidentally send a sext to your mom? Oh my God. Both of these are awful. Oh my gosh. I guess I would, I would say probably like a photo. Yep. Because like one, I don't even think my exes have like it's social media. Like I think I'm worried about it. And if I did like a photo, like, okay, I liked your photo. So what exactly? I would do a photo too because now I'm single

and I can do whatever I want. I'm like, okay, but not sexing my mom. My mom would die. She got a dirty message. She would probably be like, are you okay? You're good. Like, I would just be so embarrassed to think that like she's thinking my mind, like my mind is dirty. No, I would be so embarrassed to do that. Oh my gosh. Definitely like an old Instagram pick. And then, but then the weird part is they know that you're like trolling her. Exactly. Like, Oh, you're stalking me. How you went back way back. He want me back. Like, no, just accidentally liked a photo. I'm sorry. Trying to see if you're balding. Just want to see if you're like you're balding and if you, your life still sucks. Yes. Okay.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you? Oh, these are hard. That is so bad. I would say, oh my God, I think I would rather walk in on them. Agreed. Like I'm not. I don't want to see any of that. I'd rather me have that horrible image in my head than them have that. Like we're their babies. You know, like I don't want that. These are hard. Yeah. These are awful. Oh my gosh. Would you rather sing your favorite song in front of a sold out arena crowd or in front of the original artist alone? Damn. Oh my God. I guess I would do it in front of the original artist and maybe they

can give me some feedback. I don't want to sing in front of a huge audience and then mess up or like, I don't know. See, I would do the arena crowd because I would be so nervous to like in front of the artist, it was like Chris Brown sitting there. I mean, I had to like think about it. You're meeting the person at the same time too. Yeah. I mean, that's cool as well, but I just feel like I would be shaken like a leaf and I would be scared to do in front of arena too, but like you can't see both will be scary. You can't see when you're on stage, even doing like a podcast tour. Like you can't hardly see people. It's like just like lights. Yeah. like lights. He just like, yeah. It's like, yeah, but I've been

on stage. It's like, it's like performing. You don't see anybody. But I think performing in front of an artist would be kind of fun. Like just because like, Hey, like I love you so much. You're my favorite. This is something like, I can't believe I'm having this moment. I'll be like, sing with me. I don't know why I keep saying Chris Brown, but he's so hot. I would be, I would be a little toxic, but he is fine. Hey, I got an issue with bad boys. I don't know why you do. We need to break that.

We need to break the can all the good sweet boys call him please like DMS right into brings the end now. You're not a changer. What is it? Changer of something changer type change your life. Yes. Change your type. Change your life. Yes. Change your type, change your life. Yes, honestly. We'll see. It's so crazy to think like I do. I would date next. I said, you know what? You said enough with these men. Would you rather look at your mom's internet

search history or your dad's search history? Oh God. Ew. I don't know. Oh, these, my mom. I think my mom, I mean, I feel like my mom would have like, I know she's looking at already. It's probably like stupid random stuff. She likes the crochet stuff like that. I'm trying. I don't know. Men are weird. So I think they would both be fine. But I feel like my mom would be just like Pinterest thing. How to do like what to decorate for herself. Yep. I've stuff about my nephew. It'll be like baby things to buy him. Yeah. Or probably wedding stuff for me. So I'm like, exactly. Exactly. Would you rather wear a bib every time you eat out or drink from a sippy cup every time you're at a bar. Oh my God. So a sippy cup or bib.

Where a bib if you're every time you're eating out or where drink from a sippy cup every time you're at a bar. I guess I would do a sippy cup and then just it'll be like a conversation starter. Like, why do you have it? Like L the peak. I'm like Lala when she would sell a bottle. Yeah. Just a conversation. I don't know. Both are probably awful. Yeah. I want a bib either, but I wouldn't want a bib either, but I can't drink mixed drinks. So you have to do the bib. Yep. Cause I ain't drinking a shot of tequila. I'm going down. I can't even think about it without wanting to gag. Oh my God, that would be a misery.

Disgusting. God. Okay. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know have access to your internet history? Oh boy. Really? These are good.

I know. I guess I would say my... Maybe my thoughts. So I think people will be like, wow, Jeff is actually really fricking funny. She's literally thinking everything I'm just saying, you know, um, I don't know. Both are really bad, but both are bad. Just kidding. No, we were just looking up. Oh my God. No, cause I was like, yeah, well, we were just looking up yesterday. No, love Island tea that we found out. Everybody probably knows about that. Britney had no idea about the love island drama last season. The show in the butt video. I was like, you

don't know what's going on with Kendall. And some like trying to explain it to her and show. Yes. But anyway, so I don't know my search, but my search history is fine. I'm just going to see like stupid, like again, stuff about my nephew, wedding. Yeah. I think my search history, because I can be like such a people pleaser, but that doesn't mean I don't have thoughts. Yes. That would like hurt somebody's feelings. So I don't want them to hear things that I would not actually say. True. You know what I mean? But it can be funny. Like my thoughts are probably really hilarious. Well, you're hilarious and I'm hilarious. But still it's like still it's like, oh gosh, you can't control what you think.

That is true. But you can control what you search. Very true. You know? I'm like choosing violence. Yeah. You're like, listen to all my thoughts. That is so fun.

Okay. Would you rather give up your favorite food forever or give up sex? Oh God. Damn. I guess I'll say food because yeah, I can't especially if it's just your one favorite. Yeah, I could do that. It would go without Hooters chicken wings. I love Hooters wings. Oh my God. Hooters wings and there's shrimp. I love my favorite.

They're so good. And the thing is, is that it's all over the internet that they're about to go into bankruptcy. No, I know. All right. Well, next time we come back, we're going to Hooters. I am devastated. I really hope it doesn't because I always like to take her to the aquarium in Long Beach and we always go to Hooters. It's the closest one to us now. Oh yeah. There's like, there was one in Hollywood. It's gone. So there was one at the one that I used to work out when I first moved to LA was the one right across from then the Staples Center. But it was only

busy if there was a concert or a game. Like other than that, it was dead. Oh my God, it was the best place. Jasmine also was a Hooters girl. Yes, in Union, New Jersey. Oh my God, already 22. And what's crazy is so was Michelle from the Valley. Like all three of us were we all we all were hooter girls which i love yeah um would you rather never get a haircut again or never shave again oh my god never get a haircut exactly my hair is down to my butt anyway i don't care i mean half the time my hair is in braids anyway so like i could put a little wig on or whatever yeah i'm not walking around like a wooly mammoth.

Definitely need to shave. I cannot stand when my legs are hairy. Even when you're trying to sleep like, no, definitely taking a shaving. Eww and like not shaving your pants or your bikini. In the summer. Oh no. Some people live like that. I just don't know how. Pits things. No, no, no, no. It's too hot. Too hot up here. I don't need to be looking like a man under my arms. Oh my goodness. Would you rather erase your own memories or erase someone else's memories of you? Oh my gosh. Wow. Damn. I've raised probably erase someone's memories of me. Like they just won't know who I am. I guess. Oh yeah, no. But if you could pick whoever you want. Okay. Then maybe I'd be

like, who is somebody that I don't care about? Yeah. That's a hard one too. It is, but I don't want to erase my own memories. Yeah. I want to erase my memories. Unless it was like a really bad toxic experience or something. But I would love to be able to erase Jack from other. I will take that one. No, we're just kidding everybody. Oh my gosh. Sometimes it depends on what mood I'm in that day, whether I want to do that or not. I know very well there were some good memories too.

Obviously, but still. Yeah. Okay. A couple more of these and then I'm going to ask you a couple of questions for the fans before you got to make your flight. Let's do it. Oh boy. Scared. Some of these are just so random so it makes me laugh. Would you rather spend your, a year entirely alone or a year without a home? Oh my God. Okay. I say I could be alone because honestly, like I think like I can be an introvert sometimes just leave me alone and you just have my phone. I'll just be alone. That would

suck. But you know what? There's FaceTime. I entertain myself. I agree. I think because you could be alone in your home. I don't be alone out on the street somewhere. You know, so yeah, yeah, definitely alone in home. Okay. One more would you rather? Would you rather be unable to use search engines or unable to use social media? Wow. Oh man. Oh, I think search engines. I feel like social media, like you can suck that we're like addicted to it, but like we need it, especially like what we're doing. Yeah. I want to be connected. So yeah. Yeah. Search. I can like ask people questions and you can honestly search things on social media. Exactly. Find the answer to. So I'm like, yeah,

yeah, that one was kind of easy. Okay. Well, actually before we get to the fan questions, I always ask my guests these two questions. I've asked you before, but we'll see if your answers have changed. If you could be on any other reality TV show, what would it be and why? Oh damn. I would say, maybe like survivor. I love survivor. I love survivor. I think it'd be so cool to like, you know, push myself and like see if I could like, you know, do it because I feel like watching it as a viewer, it's so exciting, but I'm sure it's totally different. I'm sure I would love to do that. And traders too. Yeah. Okay. Awesome. Oh, I'm sure of it. I would love to do that and traders too. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Okay, so awesome

Who is your favorite reality star of all time? Time Jesus Gosh I would say oh My god, I don't know all time. Who's yours. I gotta think I don't even know One of all time. Okay. I'm trying to think back like old school. I know reality It doesn't have to be Bravo. No any any reality show. It could be a survivor honestly I would say well, I would say RuPaul. He's I mean, he's not really in reality. Oh, yeah, you can give me him I know I'm sure the good

Reality is so hard because like I watched so many different like reality shows I'm like, I don't even know who would be like my top favorite. I don't know. Do you have one? I don't I don't really know if I have one either. I have like somebody who I'm like my top favorite I have such ADHD that like there's so many people that I'm like, oh, I love this person Okay, let's see a couple of my favorites I would say Why am I drawing a blank right now I'm like, who do I like in reality TV? No one. No, I'm just kidding Let's see. I love tab at the end of that old show tab of the takeover or something. She was like she did like the hair stuff

She's at old school. Oh my gosh. She was really funny. I liked her I stuff. She's at old school. Oh my gosh. She was really funny. I liked her. Um, I mean, we love, I used to, well, not anymore. Abby Lee Miller was actually hilarious. Dance moms back in the day. Yeah. That's good. TV. That was, um, do you remember like toddlers and Tiaras how crazy that was? Love those shows. I don't know if people's names. Yeah. I'm like, who was that little girl? I really used to love? Way back in the day, TLC always had such good shows. Yes, TLC. What was it called? Trading spaces.

Oh my God. Where they would have to go. Wife swaps and all that stuff. Yes, but they would have to go and decorate each other's houses. Oh my God. And sometimes they would be horrible. Yeah, and the lady's like, I don't like this room. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, you would walk in and the owners are like, you guys let them do this in my house. Oh my God. I remember one episode they put hay all over the walls and like made it hideous. But that was such a fun. What was the show with the lady who was like dark sided? Was that TLC? Dark sided. I don't think I have like an all time favorite reality star person.

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So come hang out with us, hear ridiculous confessions and get a little vulnerable because you know what? We're all just floating on this weird little planet together. Follow, rate and review Off the Vine podcast wherever you listen to your podcasts. Okay. We're going into some questions from fans before you catch a flight. This is from Sydney Hay. What's the biggest difference between filming the bachelor slash bachelor in paradise and the valley? Uh, biggest difference.

Number one is that the valley is actually your real life. You're filming your everyday today. Um, the bachelor, it's like, you know, a month, two weeks paradise and you are just going on dates and talking about love and feelings. So it's like, that's the big difference. And everybody falls so fast. Oh, it's so fast. You have to. It's like one day is like a week. And it's also like competition. So like, yeah, probably the need to win. Yes. Like if you're competitive, you want to like stand out, you'll do whatever it takes to get that time.

So I feel like I'm winning. You'd be ruthless. And you're like, oh, you know, you just need to win. Yeah. Especially if you're like, oh, he does get emotional. Yes. Cause you're just like, you're so pissed off. Cause you're like, it's like a game.

Yeah. Like, you know, you get, if you lose, you get upset, you're angry. You know? So yeah, that's crazy. Even with like some of the biggest franchises, like the bachelor and then like the Vanderpump Valley franchise, like never thought. Even with like some of the biggest franchises like the bachelor and then like the Vander punt Valley franchise. Like never thought it would be like what it was. I know.

Look, you know, look at us now. Look at me now. Right. Everything has her reason. This is from Madison McDonald one three words to describe this season of the Valley. Oh, wow. Three words. Okay.

Shady. Wild. Yeah. Yeah. I love that you started with Shady when we just talked about how that word popped up on your face. That's what popped up in my head. I was like, I'm just going to give them what, what the sh- Hey, Brava already put it out there, so let's just put the word. That's easy one. Shady, wild and emotional. There's so many more words. Yeah, there are. I mean, the most drama. Those are like the ones I can think right now. Just know it's going to be the best. And like,

if you guys were seeing on social media, Alex Baskin did a podcast and he said that season two of the Valley was the best season two he's ever filmed. And this is Alex Baskin who does Housewives, who does Fair to Pump Rules, who does everything. He is bravo, bravo, bravo. So for him to say that, y'all know it's going to be good. Yeah. Buckle up, everybody. Buckle up.

So this is from Cam K. Ken or cam C Kenley. Um, this goes back to dancing or Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Are you still friends with Danielle from DCC? Yes, I am. I was, I don't know who Danielle is. Can you explain? Yeah. So Danielle, um, I was a maid of honor her wedding. She was just what we, um, actually, if you watched the show back in the day, CMT, we were featured together, like the two girls

from New York coming in, you know, to try out for the team. So that's why they're probably asking that because we like our journey was together, us making the team together. So yes, we're still friends. And you ended up being her maid of honor. We still talk all the time. We have a group chat with all the girls, my rookie class, most of them. And we just, yeah, so we're all still friends and keep in touch.

So it's really cute. I love that. Okay. Well, ask one more question because you have to catch a flight. I know you saying I'm sorry I know I keep being like you gotta catch a flight, but I've been having a great time with you Let's say I'm trying to find this specific. Oh, here we go. This is from the real bitch of Bravo. I'm dead How are the wedding plans going? Honestly, we haven't really done too much wedding planning. We did pick our venue.

So we got that venue set our date set. So I think that's like the first part. And we have, well, we're getting married in 2026. So we have some time. So yeah, but we're enjoying these couple few months left and then we're going to go straight into, you know, wedding planning. Well, it's great that you already have the venue and the date. Yes, that's gonna like save my headache so far. And now you know what that looks like. You could go from there. You don't have to stress too much. Yes, and they help out with so much stuff like the place. They do flowers and all this.

We don't have to worry about that. And I've seen it. It's gorgeous. It is amazing, y'all. Like, I get so excited thinking about it. I am so happy for you and Melissa. I love her. I miss her. I wish she was able to come visit with you every time you come in. She'll be back here next time I think. Cause you have a lot of stuff coming up. And find a dang apartment. Girl, I'm trying. Okay. Well now that I'm looking at places in the valley too now, you know, I'm a city girl. I love being in the city. Yeah. But you know, we're not that far. It's

not that far. No, like especially not even with me. You're probably realizing like you can drive. It's not that bad. I'm just like, that far. Especially not even staying with me. You're probably realizing you can drive. Yeah, it's not that bad. I'm just like, you know, I just love being in the city where the people are, but it's just different now too. It's like LA is just different in general. But we're close enough to everything. And especially if you pick what time of day, you might not be stuck in traffic all day.

You'll figure out the routes. I do like it up here. I'm not going to lie. I'm like, okay, I might have to venture over the hill because I'm vibing. Well in the meantime, you and Melissa are welcome to stay with me anytime you want. I love it. I might have to venture over the hill because you know, it's I'm vibing. Well, in the meantime, you and Melissa are welcome to stay with me. I love you. You're so sweet. Brittany's the best, y'all. Like I like, I don't know what I would do without you.

I don't know what I would do without you. I get so lonely when you're not here. I'm like, just move. I know. Are you coming back? I'm like, I'll be back there eventually. I'm like, get your butt here. OK. Well, you are always welcome. I love you.

I need you to have a safe flight. Thank you. I love you. Thank you so much for being on. Of course. Anytime. Yay. Okay.

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