Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Ahren Belisle

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

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My guest today is one of my favorite people on Earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. It is the first time on this show we've had to do 10, 15 minutes of AV work just for Aaron Belial because he's so demanding. He's so, he's so picky. And welcome to the show, Aaron. It wasn't real work, you just suck. All right, he says I suck. I don't suck, to the show, Aaron. It wasn't real work, you just suck.

All right, he says I suck. I don't suck, first of all, Aaron. Why does your bathroom door lock when you go inside? I literally couldn't get out. Yeah, we lock the door, we make the bathroom lock from the inside, to be honest with you, to mess with people with disabilities.

That kind of, that was on, that was deliberate. We thought that was kind of funny. We thought if we put a lock on the inside It'll make it so disabled people have trouble and then it'll it'll be kind of a bit for us And is it what's working very well? I'm not gonna lie It's actually wonderful Aaron has for people that don't know Aaron has not just been a kill Tony star To come off of the great show killed tony which is incredible what

tony's done down there for uh... a lot of young guys and a lot of merging comics shout out to uh... shout out to the kid for doing that uh... he made something special down there truly but not just that you've also been on t v also on your own already did a g t which was nice and you said the worst part about a g t was what you told me before the show, you said it was what? Say it, go ahead, don't be afraid to say it. See, he said it off camera, now he's gonna get shy,

but he's gotta say it through a phone anyway, so it doesn't matter. But he said the worst part of AGT, of course, was this. It was, what was it, Aaron? The smell of Simon Cowell's cock? Exactly, you told me before the show, you said the stench from Simon Cowell's wiener was unbearable. And that's what this is for people that don't know at home. Simon Cowell,

of course, makes you kiss the tip. He does that. He says, just the tip before you go on, just the tip. And you have to kiss the tip and it reeks. He hasn't washed it in 30 years. God bless. Good for you. No, that's not what you said. You said you don't like Terry Crews because you don't like black people. But that's something that he said and that's Aaron has to live with that kind of stuff. And Aaron brought his dog, Al, in who's now taking a nap beautifully. And I'm happy to have you here. You have, are you happy to be in LA or no?

Is this your first time in Los Angeles? I've been here a bunch. Okay, good. Good. in l a or no is this your first time in los angeles i've been here a bunch okay good good not from well if i was mary wouldn't be let back in this place but well we'll get back in a few more times uh... are you in town for business bullshit are you doing hollywood stuff uh... you told me you're gonna go to mike drop in san diego uh... to go play the club

but i'm sure hollywood's comment for shows and meetings shows in meeting right this is what they all do they come in San Diego to go play the club. But I'm sure Hollywood's come. I'm here for shows and meetings. Shows and meetings, right. This is what they all do. They come in for shows and meetings. What meetings? What casting couch? Any Weinsteins?

Any Epsteins? Which Steins are you meeting with? Just podcasts and film meetings. I just get texts saying where to go. Oh, that's right. Yeah, right, right. He's using this disability thing as like, I don't know any better.

Sorry, I was late. Sorry, I missed the meeting. Sorry, I was late to I don't know any better. Sorry I was late, sorry I missed the meeting, sorry I was late to the show. I'm disabled. Let's grow up, dude. I'm disabled. You're a little retarded. It's fine.

I'm more than a little, Aaron. Thank you so much. I also want to thank Aaron for bringing me a gift. We've never had someone bring me a gift. He brought me a Hustler magazine. Aaron, this was very nice of you. This is April, 2022, so he's had this for a while. And you can't even open, you can open one page.

That's it, so thank you so much. I also brought you a flashlight vacuum. Yo, did you do that? You brought us those sex toys? That's from you? Very nice. Now, have you used a sex toy before, Aaron? Have you ever used any of these contraptions? The, what is it called, the suck, auto suck? The auto blow.

Yeah, have you used any of that stuff before Aaron? My guess is I've used all of them Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah, I knew I saw that coming for a long time. Yeah, what do you think? Do you like it or it's the but the cleanup is a nightmare Don't you think sex toys the cleanup is disgusting you have to clean after you're done, which I find to be the most annoying part I actually lied. That's why I've never used one. I don't want to clean dry come that's fucking gross It's gross you are right. That never used one. I don't want a clean, dry cum that's fucking gross. It is gross. You are right, that is very gross. I don't know why I even thought you were that kind of guy.

Maybe he could do the cleaning. Oh, you let the dog lick it up? You perv. Well, it is a golden retriever. They're not the brightest dogs on earth. No, they're very sweet, they're very loyal. They're like you. They're loyal, they're sweet, a little slow, but warm, big, beautiful heart, right?

That's exactly right. That is precisely what you are. You're just like a golden retriever. And what is this thing? Is that a tumor sticking out of this guy? It's a skin tag. Ah, that's what I call him. A skin tag.

That's his nickname. Aaron, how old are you? I'm gonna guess right now, not if I'm right. 25. I'm way off, huh? What are you? You're like 74. 30. Really? Wow. I'm gonna guess right now, not if I'm right, 25. I'm way off, huh? You're like 74. 30.

Really? Wow. My God. You look like a baby, 30 years old. The cerebral palsy keeps me young? That's right. It does. Now, how did you get cerebral palsy?

What happened? Is it somewhere you lived? Was it living conditions? Well, first, my mom had sex with my dad. They had diseases. It's a whole thing. Oh, that's terrible. I'm so sorry. Do you have any video of that? Of your mom and your dad having sex? You can play that. You can open your show that way.

Instead of the improv playing those promo videos, that's what they play. I can ask for you. Please, yeah, please. Please let your mom they play. I can ask for you, please. Yeah, please Yeah, yeah, please let your mom and dad know I'd like some of that footage Okay, so we're not drinking on the show today, but do you ever drink alcohol or no? I don't know and if you do We could always pour them a little something. I only drink whiskey Do you want some I usually mix it with coke because I'm a bitch. No, that's you're not a bitch at all. We have coke in there.

Will you get him a coke out of there? There's got to be a coke in there, right? But you're not a bitch. I talked to a master distiller at Buffalo Trace, right? And he said to me, I asked, what's the right way to have bourbon whiskey? And he said, anyway you like it. Ice, no ice, coke, no coke. Yeah.

And I, I like it straight because I'm a man. Because I'm a full-grown man. I'm not a little Belial. We call, it's not the bitch, the word bitch is now, it's called Belial now. A little Belial. Fuck you and your beard. Don't be mad you can't grow facial hair. That's not my fault. I'll grow one one day. Oh no, no you won't.

I'll fucking show you. Oh yeah, you're gonna show me one day you're gonna grow a beard? All right, I want to see it. You're 30. You look so young man. That's incredible Good for you. I've looked 40 since I was a child I shaved today for the first time in three weeks and it was just like You have to just the chin strap you have just the the chin strap grows in. This doesn't grow in. No, no chance. Why, Aaron, why does the dog have a Canadian flag? Are you Canadian?

Oh, fuck. A disabled Canadian? Does it get any worse than that? I'm not disabled, I'm just Canadian. All right. Those are one and the same. I'm half French. Ah, oui.

Oui. The French part must be the French part. I'm half French. Ah, oui. Oui. The French part must be the French part. Ah, oui. Ah, oui.'m half French. Ah, oui. Oui. The French part must be that you have a super hairy bush, is that what it is? That's the French part? You've never trimmed down here. I've seen it. It puffs through his pants. Unless he's packing a machine down there. Oh, he's looking. Yeah. I shave when I have sex. So about once a year. Okay, very good. So only once a year you'll let the dog fuck you, huh? Once a year, that's the only time you can get it? The service dog agency has a quota. Only once a year I'm allowed to fuck him.

Have you, has Kill Tony ever hooked you up with a girl? No, not directly. Oh, but indirectly. Oh, Aaron, you bad boy. You bad little boy, dude. You're a naughty boy. One of them poked holes in my condoms? No. That's real? Holy shit.

Somebody poked holes in the condom. Oh, he's going to show me the... No way. He's got the photo? You got to text that to me so I can show it to the audience. Oh my God, there's holes in the condom. That's insane. They poked holes in the condom. They thought they were on a come up, huh?

They thought they were going to get a, not sugar daddy, like a saccharin daddy. You're not a sugar daddy yet. You're more like a stevia daddy, right? You're a little off, just a little off to the side. So wait a minute, did you, you caught this person in the act? So you never hooked up with them or did this happen? You hooked up and then you found out afterwards. That's an unbelievable story. I've never had that happen to me. So poke a hole in the condom. That's crazy talk. Aspartame daddy. Here's my aspartame daddy. There he

is. Little cancer kid. I found out later. Oh wow. That's awful. My God. So you could be out there having more babies with cerebral palsy. You could be spreading the good word, huh? No, there's no baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he says a prayer. He's crossing off to the good Lord. That's wild though. That kind of thing is crazy to think that someone would do that in real life, poke a hole in the condom. That's not even, that's not funny. That's terrible. I mean, who knows what could have happened. It was fucked up.

Very fucked up. Drake puts hot sauce in his condoms and ties them up so this doesn't happen. But I can't tie and not so next time I'm using fucking lighter fluid. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Does he really that's fun. Does he really do that wait Drake? He puts hot sauce No, that's not a real. That's a real thing Google it Google it yeah, Google it right now. He's got the computer. That's his job. That's great He puts hot sauce on his condoms Wow, I thought that's because you underage girls don't like hot sauce. I thought that's why he does it About 20 minutes he mostly hit it from the back eventually eventually came inside the condom. Immediately after he went inside the bathroom to dispose of it, she fished the condom out of the

trash, untied it, and put the open end into her vagina, but she said it felt like pouring hot lava into her pussy. She screamed and Drake ran into the bathroom. He admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm. Now the Instagram model is threatening to sue Drake. Well, why would she threaten to sue? She was looking to do something that was non-consensual. That would be on her. How could you... You can't sue someone if you did something like... You can sue people in this country for anything. God bless. Greatest country in the world. These hoes are crazy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha crazy but Drake has like a billion dollars I have like 80 80 dollars this

is the most you got to your name that's it that's all he's got his wallet he's looking right now no that looks way less than 80 Aaron okay maybe there's 80 in there and you know you got to pay to be on the show so leave the money on the table Aaron I've seen some of the Kill Tony tours with some of the Kill Tony regulars. Are you doing those shows? Are you just doing solo shows? I'm just doing my own tour for now. Tony hasn't added me yet.

Well, probably because you're better than all those other comics that are on that lineup. That's how that goes. When you're too good, you're going to outshine all those guys. So good for you. You don't have to say anything. I'll take it from here. Aaron, imagine if you had two hands on that thing how fast this would go that is amazing I really like you though man everything I've seen with you is incredible the solo tour is good though that's the way that

I mean look to differentiate yourself is important right because you get on those shows and there's a lot of different kinds of comics and you don't want to get grouped in with everybody you want to lot of different kinds of comics and you don't want to get grouped in with everybody You want to kind of be your own guy and you are your own performer now Do you do an hour you got a whole hour right now? I like that Wow. Are you gonna shoot a special? Yeah, it's an overwhelming feeling huh There's a difference between like a club hour and like a Netflix special with like a theme and cohesive painting, you know Yeah. Yeah, of course. No, you're right're right I mean that well that's the whole thing is

uh you know hours in the club are so much different because you know they're more interactive it's there's nothing like live stand-up live comedy is by far the best that's why it's really hard to create a cohesive hour that's why it takes a lot of people a long time to do them and and that's why they never really turn out the way that anybody wants. I don't care who it is. You ask Burr and all these guys, you know, the biggest names in the game, they all are like, yeah I would have tweaked this or I would have tweaked this or I would have tweaked that. That's what's hard because once it's done it's

done. But with live, it's so unhinged, it's so free. Dan Soder said to me one time, you know, they're getting it right from the tap. That's the best part about anything live, you know. It's right from the tap. That's the best part about anything live, you know? It's right from the source. It's unfiltered. Perfectionism is also like impossible cause. The hour is never good enough. It's true. It's absolutely true. That's the problem is you probably have that in your bones.

You're probably a kid who was... You were specific about everything you really wanted to do. You're really concise with what your comedy is, what I've seen of you online. I can tell that you care. So what's hard is relinquishing this, you know, this control. That's really what it is. You're just giving up all that control. What part of Canada did you grow up in? Let me guess and just nod your head if I'm right. Ready? West Coast or East Coast? West? No. East Coast. Toronto. Montreal. No, Montreal you said half French.

Quebec, you're a Quebecian for sure, I know that. You said there was some French in there. Northern Ontario? Northern Ontario. Or New Brunswick. North Bay. Oh, North Bay. Oh, right.

Right, they have the same water source as Flint. Cam was actually the first black guy I ever met. Really? Cam Patterson was the first black kid you ever met? Wow. Now what did that feel like? Because you're truly colorblind then. You don't know anything about black people. You never grew up with them. What was that like, the first time you met a black guy? I'm kidding. But y'all know, North Bay was very white.

He says he's kidding, but you know there had to be... give me the give me the give me the statistics of North Bay Canada I guarantee you it's 96% white. When I was young it was 99.9. Oh my god yeah so you had one black guy yeah it's always just one black dude one black dude who worked at the school didn't like him very much. Oh my god, Aaron! The only black guy in town you didn't like him, Aaron! Geez. He believed me? Yeah, I do. I believe that. Yeah, I believe that. How many, what is it? What's the stats of North Bay? How many people are there? What does it say? There's lots of meth there. Lots of meth? Oh really? Did you ever do meth? You ever try it, Aaron? You ever dabble? No. Oh come on. I think you're lying. Have you tried any drugs? Yeah, you have. A lot of them. Oh wow. All right. We're talking...

Okay, you just say no when you have covered it. Weed I know is a yes. Acid? No. Mushrooms? Done it. Yeah, he smiled at that one. Ketamine? No. What's some other fun ones? Ecstasy?

Molly? I know you've done that. Yeah, I know you've done that. Poppers? Poppers, yeah, poppers. yeah, he's done those, yeah. What's the one drug you haven't done? Heroin, you've never done heroin. Oh, maybe you have.

I tried to do coke, but I exhaled, and blew it away, and I got kicked out. That's a hard first day. Oh, God. That's funny, man. Well, don't do coke. No, coke is not good for you anyway, because it's got fentanyl in it. Fentanyl, that's what's funny man. Well don't do coke. No coke is not good for you Anyway, because it's got fentanyl in it fentanyl is that's what's killing everybody. You don't want to do that shit Yeah, I don't really do drugs just mushrooms mushrooms are good. Yes. They're good right now When you when you do mushrooms do you like doing them with a group of people or alone? With close friends. Close friends only, yeah.

And you gotta have a trip sitter. Do you ever do that? You hire one person out of your group to be a trip sitter? No? Last time I did mushrooms, we went to the dog park and I was running around the park half naked throwing sticks for my dog and laughing. The people watching that would have been like? Yeah, what is this dude doing?

Man, man, this mushroom's so good they got him walking all funny. Hey, look at that, man, that's nuts. That's awesome. Aaron, no more of that. No more half-naked in the dog park, okay? That's enough. That's where it ends. I don't really do them anymore, though.

I'm not really, I mean, I'll do mushrooms once in a while. But I think I've all but quit experimenting. I'm 41 soon and I think that's kind of, I don't know, I've had a lot of fun. Now I like a little bit of a sip of this and that, but I don't know, for the most part, I don't really want to do anything anymore. It's just, it's hard, it's harder to recover too. Because especially if I party, party and.

Comedy made me kind of quit drinking. That's interesting. It made me start drinking I still drink but like not a lot Well good a lot of times people get into comedy and they drink way too much and then it becomes it's just too accessible Right it is. Well, it's way. Yeah, we work in a bar I mean truly we work in a bar if you know anybody that works in bars, it's hard for them to stay sober But it is too accessible. It's too in your face. It's too all over. Now everybody down there in Austin smokes. You smoking cigarettes now, huh? I see everyone picked it up.

Joe and Tony and Red Band, they're all smoking cigarettes on that show. Are they influencing you to smoke as well? I fucking hate cigarettes. You hate them, right? Cause you don't like smell. Yeah, you smell like that. Right, when you walk out of that green room,

that green room filled with cigarette smoke, everybody smokes down there now. I think I have a bit of asthma. Yeah, well, I mean you could say anything we'd believe it you know what I mean? Who's gonna question it? Yeah dude well I think you'd have a bit of asthma probably acquired asthma from being down there because everybody does smoke so much. That's insane.

Yeah the dog is cramped up I know people can't see home. The dog is comically cramped up underneath McCone. Of all the places to go get comfortable, Al, his dog, has curled up right next to McCone. It's actually very cute. He just finds the biggest retarded guy in need. Yes, Aaron. You're fantastic, man. I love you so much. That is absolutely true.

Well, the best part about you, Aaron, and the disability is when you're walking with a dog and he poops on something in public, you don't have to clean it up. What, is someone going to come up to you and yell at you? You have to just walk away. Look, you just stare down at it. That's really smart. He's using his disability to get out of picking up dog shit.

Very good, Aaron. That's smart, I like that. That's actually very clever. Now, when you go on the road, does somebody open for you? Do you have an opener or do you just do local? I bring a friend with a camera because I'm handicapped and don't wanna carry stuff. That's smart, yeah, right.

Well, you don't have to ever carry your luggage. Make a friend carry all your shit. And then you have a friend come and record you. That's actually, yeah, right. Well, you don't have to ever carry your luggage. Make a friend carry all your shit. And then you have a friend come and record you. That's actually very smart, too. So with your show, when you do a live show, do you hook up the phone to the board, or do you put the phone up to, oh, you put it on your speaker like you had it when you walked in here?

Right. The technology's gotta get better. Daddy Rogan really needs to get Elon Musk to put a chip in my brain. 100%. I totally agree. Let's go, Daddy Rogan. What are you waiting on, Joe? Get this guy a chip so he can communicate from his skull what he's really thinking. It's on the way. You know it is. Dude, I would get so canceled.

You'd get canceled? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, if they heard what you were thinking. Yeah, you pervert. This guy, all the stuff that's coming out of that dome. Could you ever, do you think they could cancel someone like you? You think you could get canceled? You do, really? I think the woke mob would love to latch onto a retarded guy just to be like, no one is safe. No one is safe.

Get him! Get his ass! That is true. No, I think, you know what it is though? Here's why I think you are in a good place because self-deprecation is the king and you do that very very well and you do it with such I don't know such like comical honesty where I you'd be a fool to think you meant anything that you said was off-color or off-putting which is how I feel about all of us.

I mean, you know, like when Bobby and I joke around about stuff or when I'm joking with you, like clearly it's coming from a place of love. Otherwise, I wouldn't make the joke. If it was actual hatred or something like that, we would never make those jokes. I mean, that's kind of the thing. It would be too true. You know what I mean? That being said, you did tell me before the show that, you know, you're not a fan of Chinese

people and that's fine. That's fine if that's how you want to live. If that's your stance. That's fine, but I love Chinese people I said I don't like Koreans. All right. That's right. You did. That's correct. I apologize. I get them all confused Now do you ever get do you get political in your stand-up act? Do you do political stuff? Give him a couple of yes. Yes. Yeah Well right now are you doing a Kamala impression right now? You're doing- is this Kamala you're doing right now? Do the impression of Kamala Harris. You have one, right?

There it is. Perfect. Very good, Aaron. She keeps rambling on about how everything is in clouds now, and it makes no sense ever. I'm pretty sure Kamala Harris is just Joe Biden in blackface. Yes, that is actually a really good observation. Perhaps this is true because we haven't seen the real Joe in a long time, have we? He's gone. This is, this is actually very smart. Ooh, Heron, very, very smart. Kamala Harris is Joe Biden in Blackvile. We've never seen them in the same room.

Do they ever in the same room? Fuck, are they gonna come get me? Did I accidentally find the truth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you figured it out, Aaron. You goddamn sleuth. You sleuth! That could be, you never know. Who knows what the future will hold, man?

Maybe we will see a big reveal, you know? That'll blow up Austin. Are you liking Austin right now? Do you like living down there? Yeah, I like Austin a lot. I miss my friends, but that's comedy. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna lose all your friends. Yeah, the more popular you get,

you're gonna lose all your friends, and you're gonna be very popular, so say goodbye to friendship. But that's fine, that's fine. You'll have your dog and... And a vacuum flesh light? That's right, we'll have your dog and a vacuum flesh light. That's right. We'll send you home with that thing. I promise, man. I promise. I don't have the converter, though. You have to get a converter because it's a US plug.

So when you take it back to Canada, you got to get a converter, right? Don't they use different plugs up there? I know. I'm kidding. Don't use different plugs, Aaron. You're a different plug guy, aren't you? Now, butt plugs, you're really into. That's something you told me that you wanted to talk about before the show. Butt plugs, you're walking around with one right now with a butt plug in.

Tony keeps trying to give me them, but I'm like, no. Dude, you know what funny this is too? It's like, I knew I was like, I'm giving him toss ups for the butt plug thing. I knew he's gonna say, Tony, we're a good team, you and I, babe. We should do a duo act together. I talk too much, you don't talk enough. Perfect. We should give you a phone. Yeah, yeah. Slow me down a little bit. That would be funny if we both get out of phone.

I do like it. Well, I do already have a disabled partner, so I'm sorry. I already work with Bobby every day, so that's have a disabled partner so i'm sorry i i already work with bobby everyday so that's that's my real disabled partner can we fight to the death and winner gets to be a bitch yeah hundred percent knife yeah absolutely and i think you'd win a hundred percent there's no there's no chance uh... anybody would uh... be able to beat you down baby no no no don't grab a bottle here and he's losing his mind to it

he's either wants to drink or fight this guy, man. All right, so how long is this tour that you're doing right now? Are you all gonna be on the road for a long time? Because you're here and you're staying in California for a minute, you said. How many dates are we doing, Aaron Belial? I'm on and off.

I think I'm away from home until October. That's good, it's good to be on the road. Now is this like, do you think Kill Tony, the pop from Kill Tony, did you feel it really changed your life and your career, huh? You really felt it. Yeah, my following came from Kill Tony and social media. Yeah.

Well, you deserve it wholeheartedly, man. I mean that when I say this. You're a very, very funny dude, man. Every time, everything I've seen from you has been very, very funny. And I think that the best part is you know how to roll with the punches on that show and from that show better than anybody I've seen on there. You don't let it hit you. Some people go on the show they let it get to them a little bit and all that stuff.

But I haven't seen you do that at all. I mean I've seen you kind of roll with it in the best way. Which I think is super commendable and hard to do, because that show is hard to do. I don't think people at home know that's a hard balance to do. I judged it years ago, I used to judge it when Tony started it back here, and it's really difficult, because you try to be mean, but funny,

but, you know, it's a delicate dance. It's very hard, and especially with a phone. You can cut that air here, not there. Right, right, yeah. Well, there is dead air there. I mean, Red Band is still on the show, right? Someone needs to take his iPad away. Leave it to the professionals.

That's exactly right. You know what you're doing, yes. You're more apt with the technology than Red Band is. That is a fucking fact. I'm gonna get kicked off the show. No! Never in a million years. You're too integral to the part of that show, man. Did you, were you, now I didn't see,

did you do Madison Square Garden with those guys? You were there, yeah, I didn't watch the whole thing. I saw just clips online. The second night? Oh, great. I did a trans joke. The white people online were mad. People were mad about this?

It's just, you're just playing. You're just playing around. One comment is like, so do you think certain races shouldn't be in the Olympics too? I thought about it real hard because I believe in equity and love for all and fairness. That's why I decided that black people have an advantage so they shouldn't be allowed to compete in any sports.

That's exactly right. They're better than us. It's unfair. And I agree with Aaron Belial. No more black guys in sports. I agree, Aaron Belial. We've had enough. They dominate. It's not fair. Get them out of there. I agree, Aaron. I agree. Keep sports white. Let's bring it back to the old days, man.

Layups, right? Layups. We don't need dunks. I need you to understand. This is all comedy. It isn't real. I'm not a transphobic racist. Everybody at home knows that. Let me say this. When we joke around, just like when I kid with Aaron about anything, again, it's coming from this place of love and respect. And I get it. You're right. I know you need to say that sometimes these days.

There's no context anymore. And people don't know. Clearly, you're kidding. And you're not a transphobic racist. I mean, you're not transphobic. I'm also a misogynist. You are. Yeah, that that you are i've heard you say some foul stuff about women it's unbelievable

the way you treat them yet again the pope the car the pope the condom story we know that wasn't true right he did that yeah we know you did that she didn't do that uh... yeah you were trying to spread the good word you want a more belial out there that's what you're doing no uh... there are no You want a more Belial out there. That's what you were doing. No. No.

No. Aaron, no. Airplanes would be better if all the babies were mute though. Maybe I should donate sperm. Yeah, maybe buddy. Well, they won't take mine. They'll probably take yours over mine. They don't like redheaded sperm.

You know that? We're not allowed to donate sperm anymore. They don't take redheaded sperm. Really? Yes, I swear to God most most sperm banks Say no redhead applicants because people don't request it. They don't want it So they're end up throwing away a lot of redheaded sperm I wonder if they would take mine that would be hilarious if I could and you couldn't that's exactly right

They would take your horse if they won't take behind That's more likely than not my friend people would rap, that's it. What is the world saying? We'd rather have my kid have cerebral palsy than have red hair. Imagine a kid with cerebral palsy with red hair. Jesus, what a nightmare, huh? But that's fair. Yeah, that is fair.

Look at you. He's been making fun of me. He said, this is the thing, people think he's a sweet, nice guy off-camera, just berating all of us, man. Just the meanest guy on planet Earth. People think he's a nice guy, but the first thing he said was, what did I say? What did I say? What did I say, Aaron? What did I say? You tell me what I said. You tell me, what did I say, Aaron? What did I say? You tell me what I said. What was it? You tell me. What did I say, Aaron? Yeah, what was it?

I think you said I need to piss in the corner. No, you piss yourself. You say, where do I pee? I say, you pee right there. You stand right there. And I fed your sweet dog water. I was doing you a favor, Aaron. I was being a nice guy to your beautiful dog.

Now, you know how much I've told you I like you so much. I really do. I think you're a super talented guy. And I knew right away when we met, I thought, I'm going to be able to joke with him. He's going to have a great sense of humor. Just because I could tell someone's energy. Right when you got out of the car and you walked in here, you have this energy. I knew I could mess with you like I've known you before.

It feels like I've already known you. You use the word walk loosely? Yeah, sorry. feels like I've already known you. You use the word walk loosely? Yeah sorry when I saw you fall into the studio here. Aaron what is this tattoo? I want to see the tattoo. What is this tattoo? Is a wolf and a dragon? A wolf and a dragon? Oh wow oh that's actually very dope and is that on the underneath? Oh let me see yeah let me see the other side. Oh, that's fucking cool, dude. Oh my God, it goes all the way up. He's just trying to show me his tits at this point.

Beautiful. Now underneath, that's a swastika on the inside? Is that what that is, Aaron? And that's interesting. Does that have something to do with the dragon? That's wolf culture. I guess Germans are very, that's wolf, yeah? That's a wolf, yeah?

Yeah, I get it. Aaron, don't try to backtrack now, pal. I caught him, see? No, there's no swastika on it, ladies and gentlemen. We are kidding! Do you have any tattoos? No. You know what? I don't have any tattoos and I'll tell you why. Every time I went to go get a tattoo, everything I thought I liked at the time, I thought, am I gonna like this in 10 years? And I couldn't decide on anything at all.

I wish I had the tattoo. I'd like to get something. I just, I don't know what I would get. You tell me what to get. So it's not because you're afraid of needles? No, no, no. I mean, I spent 10 years down at Skid Row using needles. No, I'm not afraid of those at all.

No, I'm afraid. You know what it is? I'm afraid I spent 10 years down at Skid Row using needles. No, I'm not afraid of those at all. No, I'm afraid. You know what it is? I'm afraid I'm gonna hate it. I don't care. The pain means nothing to me. That I don't care about. There's more pain in my heart and my brain that could ever be on my skin.

I just am afraid of hating it. In five years being like, I don't like that. I don't know why I got that. You know what I mean? Like I feel that way about small purchases. There's like shirts that i like yeah him exactly him him correct

i've had him now for how long about you a year and a half yeah and it's been the worst time of my entire life i hate america and for people that don't know erin's talking about mccone and he erin has been had to put up with mccone since the beginning first of all we have it on camera we should show it he slapped the headphones on erin so abusively I'm pretty sure it was a hate crime it was a crime it was thank you Aaron he slapped him on there and it was

just made me sick that I still have to pay you for this kind of behavior you want to say sorry to Aaron Belial I'm sorry say it honestly say genuinely from the bottom of your heart I'm sorry if I could do it over again, I would. Do you accept his apology or believe it in the first place, Aaron? Thank you. Now give me $40. Give him some money, you piece of shit. Give him money right now.

Aaron, I totally agree with this move. Yeah, break out the money, hot shot. He's a rich guy now too, by the way, this guy. He's living on top. He's got what? How much? $13. That's not going to cut it. Come back with $40 or...

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Do you think I could do Rogan? He talks so fast and like, by the time I respond to one idea, he will be on IDA 97. Yeah, that's right. That's true. Well, you'll ask you about, just have your stuff about apes and aliens loaded up. You'll be good. You'll get around to that at some point. By the third or fourth hour, you'll have apes or aliens come up and you'll level out. How

am I doing with you with this technology? I've never, this is the first time I've ever had this. So how am I handling, handling this interview? You're kind of a dick. Yeah. Aaron, now you tell that thing that you love me. You say it right now. You type it in there and you say, I love you love me. You say it right now. You type it in there and you say, I love you, Andrew. I love you, Andrew. Oh, it has to be from a girl. It can't be from the guy's voice. I love you, too.

I love you. I actually genuinely like you a lot. I think you're a fantastic comic. But you are a mean guy. Everyone thinks Aaron's a sweet guy and all the girls out there. Be careful. No, I'm very nice. Yes, you are. You are a very nice guy. I came in and asked for water and you're Yes, you are. You are a very nice guy. I came in and asked for water, and you're like, no, but here's a fleshlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say, you can't drink anything, but we have a machine that'll suck your penis, that'll

suck the skin right off your wiener. That's what I said. Yeah, I told you you could take it. I want you to take it home. I'm telling you, you can take that shit home, baby. You have it if you want it. Is it used? Yeah, nothing here is new.

What are you talking about? Yeah, it's got a couple miles on it. Couple of Korean miles on it. Bobby's used so many of the sex toys around here, I wouldn't trust. I wouldn't trust using any of them. They've all been used, my friend. If it smells like peanut butter, it's been used.

Aaron, when you go out in Austin, do people harass you? Are you getting recognized a lot? Because you're, you know. I like it when they're not grabbing me like a personal rag doll. Yeah, that's not fun. Well, let me tell you something. That's not exclusive to you saying that, because you feel vulnerable, which I imagine, yes, you're saying you feel vulnerable. I love taking pictures with fans and saying hi to fans. I don't like it when people, especially if they're drunk,

yeah, and they grab you and they want to, yeah. That's not fun for anybody because you feel kind of like, if you say anything, you're a dick. If I say, like, hey, man, don't grab me, please. There was one guy who, like, pulled me downstairs in Tennessee're a dick if I say like hey man don't grab me please there was one guy who like pulled me downstairs in Tennessee or something and I'm like yeah what the fuck are you doing yeah you get seriously hurt yeah that's not okay yeah that's the rule to all the fans some fan was like oh I know you don't like taking photos I was like where of course I like taking photos I just don't want some drunk guy grabbing

at me being aggressive but that's I feel like that's a, that's a pretty common request that someone would say, don't be an asshole. And I'll love to take a photo or say hi and, or just hang out. Even drunk girls like, I had a girlfriend and this girl kept grabbing my ass. And I'm like, listen, bitch, listen, bitch, I already got it girl, back off. You got a nice shitter though, that's why you got a nice butt, don't you? You got a nice butt, don't you, Aaron Belial? That's your problem, pal.

You walk outside with that thing, expect it to be grabbed. Yeah, that's your fault, buddy, right? Isn't that what they say? What did you expect? You went outside wearing those nice blue pants. You think I wasn't gonna to grab that juicy ass? That's on you, pal. That's your fault.

Get a worse ass. Fair enough. Thank you. I walk up the street and I make everyone else drool too. You're not the only one out there drooling, baby. You're not the only one. All those chicks are, look at that juicy Belial. Look at that juice on Belial. at that but donk what's that

call what do the kids call it what's the but what's the other word for but now they get look at that got on Belial that's what it is you got a nice Giat well that's your fault man wear baggier clothes right, what is it what is he finding out about your last name Belial? Belial is derived from an island off the coast of France that means beautiful isle. Do you know this obviously? Yes, yes. Well, I don't know. I mean, some people don't know the history of their own name. It means beautiful island. What's the history of your name? Santino. You know what's really funny? I gotta do one of those 23 and me's

because we think it might not be my last name. My last name, we think my great grandfather used a first name as a last name. Yeah, that's what kind of dumb people I come from. Because you know when they say what's your surname surname in canada they say surname which means last name we think my grandfather used uh... his first name do you have all your chromosomes and stuff from your grandpa by one extra i got one extra uh...

i'm kind of a month my dad is an orphan and my mom is like canadian irish scottish whatever you got it all in you then. And your dad's an orphan so he's not from, he doesn't know unless he does one of those. Not an orphan, he has a mom. Oh okay, well, but he was abandoned as a child?

I mean. But she won't tell him anything about his dad. Oh, right, well there's a dark history there then. And that's why you're a comedian. You come from dark history and you're a comic That's why when did you start wanting to when did you start thinking you were gonna do comedy? We're young boy a young lad. I Never did. Oh, I went to a comedy show and I was heckling the guy and he's like, okay you do it then so I did

No shit Wow He was heckling and turned out to be a comic. But has this become a dream of yours now though, or has this become something that you want to do for a long time? I mean for the rest of your life perhaps? Yeah, I quit my job. I'm a comic man. What was your job? Software engineer. No shit.

Highly incompetent software engineer. They paid me money to quit, I was so bad. Get the fuck out of here, yeah. You're just taking up time and space. Get out of here, Belial, get going. But now you're a full-time comic. Doesn't that feel great? That feels, that's gotta feel amazing.

You're doing live performance for money and it's free. There's no rules. I mean, for a long time, I weirdly felt really sad because all the structure was gone and no security. And I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah. I mean, look, dude, you're not wrong in that. That's when we all kind of start making it a commitment

to do a full time. When I first started doing it full time, yes. The overwhelming feeling of like, what if I go, what if I'm broken, I never make another dime? How am I going to get back into another industry? And what if this doesn't pan out or what if this goes away? And by the way, those feelings, they never go away. They'll never leave you. They'll never leave you. But that's how you know, you might be a good comic because you give a shit. You don't just think that's good to hear yes well trust me you don't just think it's all the first

of all you're not entitled to shit nobody owes you shit so you have to make your own future continuously and if you stop it stops so that's kind of a beautiful thing do you enjoy your big wins I feel like I did things like AGT and instead of being like holy shit I did AGT I'm like fuck what do I do now to get better than that right yeah no yeah but you have to enjoy the big wins like you have to celebrate him and have fun and we try to do that as much as we can I mean he's been along for a couple of great rides but I will say as cliche every cliche you've ever heard when you were a young person it was true

that the hunt is better than the kill, that, you know, things can get lonelier at the top. You know, all these like bullshit cliches, they're all kind of true because the hunt is always better than the kill. You know, doing MSG, telling yourself or knowing you're doing MSG is probably a lot better than physically doing MSG is probably a lot better than physically doing MSG. And that's only because the emotion attached is always going to be stronger than the reality. You know? It's like your thought of something is always going to be better than the actual thing. Because you fantasize it. But I will say this, you're going to have a lot more big wins. You're a great comic dude. And you're a great dude from as little as I know you,

except for having sex with your dog thing. But you're going to have a lot of great wins but you should celebrate them. You should, you try your best to live in them. Thanks man. I only do that once a year. I know, I know. He said that. No, but you are going to have a lot more big wins. I think you're going to continue to have a great career and the only way that that continues is if you keep putting yourself in a pressure cooker if you keep making yourself go it's not good enough I want to be better I want to keep doing this complacency is gonna

kill you any comic you know any performer as soon as they get complacent they die it's over because then they don't really give a shit about it anymore and it doesn't matter so you should put yourself up you know against a wall a little bit. Yeah, it's important, you know, to push yourself and say, I gotta be better. But you need to balance it with like, I'm doing great. It's hard to do both.

It is hard to do both, but you are doing great. So it's like, that's all you need to know, right? Is, look, I think the level of anxiety that I know you probably have is what we all have. But, and it doesn't matter if you're the most famous dude in comedy or you're just starting out, the anxiety is the same. That's the one thing I can say.

Because you're worried about others' perception of your work. So you're like, man, I hope this is good enough. I hope this is funny enough. I really hope that this is, and it appeals to me. I hope I'm doing shit I like, you know? Which is hard. It's not gonna always be that way where you're always doing exactly the

way you want it to to happen but as long as you give a shit about it and you keep trying and changing and molding and manipulating the way you put stuff out there's no end to the thing there will be no end of the thing until you want to stop until you're like, I'm done. I don't feel like doing this anymore, and you know. But you probably won't. You'll do it until you're dead. Because you seem like you love it, you know?

The hard thing for you is gonna be, and you already know that, is the next stage after Kill Tony. Because Kill Tony is big, it's helped a lot of people's careers, he's done a great job for you guys. What's next for you? You know what I mean? Do you wanna do acting shit? You wanna do all that stuff? Yeah, I need to start building my own thing. I'm not sure what the thing is yet, though

Nobody does I mean I we all don't know we're all kind of hunting for what we want to do next and in the meantime you'll just make other shit and it'll start to grow but You know your future is bright because you have such a, your disposition is unbelievable. I mean, like you made me smile when I first saw you. Like when I write when you walked in, because your energy is great. I can tell that you have a comics energy to you. That when I joked around with you when I first saw you in the hallway, right away you're in it. Which I think it's just you can tell that you love this world. You love the comedic world of freedom and bouncing

and these offbeat ideas. And I think that's gonna help propel you to whatever it is the next thing that you feel like doing. Yeah, I love to have fun. That's why comedy went great. I mean, it's doing better than great, my friend. It's fucking killing it. This is getting kind of gay now though.

Yeah, it's gay. Yeah, it's very gay. Yeah, it's getting real gay. You wanna kiss? Don't, don't ask me because I'll do it Belial, don't. MuteComedian.com, nobody can spell my name. That's right, all right, A-H-R-E-N-B-E-L-I-S-L-E, and we'll put the link in the description, and I could spell it right, the first time I put it in my phone I was right, so maybe I'm smarter than the average person. But go to AaronBilalComedy.com. Please go see him. I don't care that it got sentimental.

I really like you. I think you're a great comic and a good dude. And we end the show the same way. You look into that camera right there and you say a word or a phrase to end the episode. I assume you're gonna have a good phrase. So give me one word or one phrase to end the episode. I'm hoping for a phrase out of Aaron Belial. Why?

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