Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Becky Robinson

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

Andrew sits down with Becky Robinson — stand-up wrecking ball, sketch tornado, and creator of the viral Entitled Housewife character — for a fast, ridiculous, actually-honest conversation about touring, writing characters that go too hard, and dropping her first hour. 🎟️ Tour dates & tickets: https://www.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com 🎥 New special: ENTITLED — https://www.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com In this episode: • How “Entitled Housewife” blew up and took over golf courses and timelines • Turning chaos into a first special, from theaters to release week • Santino and Becky swap tour horror stories, internet wins, and character bits that almost got cut • Why committing 110% to a bit is sometimes the entire job Drop a comment with your favorite Becky character moment. New episodes every week. #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #BeckyRobinson #Entitled #EntitledHousewife #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips ======================================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger:  https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BETTER HELP GET 10% OFF YOUR 1ST MONTH ⁠https://betterhelp.com/whiskey⁠ MONARCH USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 50% OFF YOUR 1ST YEAR ⁠https://monarchmoney.com⁠ KACHAVA USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 15% OFF YOUR ORDER https://kachava.com ======================================================== Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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My guess it's one of my favorite people on other side of them from. My guess, my name is you can't get today. It's Becky Robinson, mate. I, mate. Becky Robinson. how you guys? She's entitled. The Entitled Housewife, probably one of the best characters I've seen, created, burst, and pushed out to the real world. Very, very funny, very good, dude. And I never see you anymore. No, no, you're more than that. You're a dynamic. You're funny,

you're sweet, you're smart, you're cool, you're hip, you're young. I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it. She's a sexy gal. She's a sexy little gal. She's a sexy little girl. I think I'm sexy. Sixie. Why did I ask you before we started the pod where you live? We're going to put her address right here, guys. Put up her address right here. That's her home address right there on the bottom of the screen.

27017. I thought you moved. I thought you were going to leave Los Angeles and move somewhere peaceful. I'm thinking about it every day. Yeah. Every day. I'm in Calabasasas in this beautiful house and I'm like, I'm miserable. You know, I wasn't going to say you lived in Calabasasas, but you just burnt it.

You just said it. Well? Well, there it is. I've said it, you know. That is her address right there. I hope it's still on the screen right now. On her phone number and her social security, we're going to put in the comments down below. So find it.

Take it all. You know, I've given my number out to, like, everyone. Why? Why do you do that? I just, a couple years of touring, I don't know. Drinking after shows, I'd be like, call me. Calm, give me a ring. Yeah.

Is this for love purposes or just for fun? No, just friends. Just buds. Yeah. Have you ever fallen in love on the road? Yeah. You've met someone to phone on love? I fall in love all the time on the road.

I fall in love very fast, but I can shut it down if I need to. What happens when you shut it down? Why do you do this? Because your insides go. get out yeah yes bail yeah because something's like you know what is the thing is get out is someone if I if I get scared I guess can you sleep in the same bed with a partner or no I don't like it hate it yeah why do we do this game I don't know we got to cut it out you know we just went to a wedding and we had the last room available at the hotel block was two queen beds yeah and she was

like oh and I was like yeah that's nice huge I would do two twins comfortable you get to hook up in one and then go sleep in the other one perfect but who gets the hookup bed well who gets the wet side i would assume you would make her have it 100% 100% you'd like you get back to your wet side you heard me you go back to your this is your wife right you've a wife yeah no you know what's so funny is we did we ended up sleeping in the in the other one the second bed oh wasn't that nice she didn't she you know it's funny i'm just a big sleeper i move a lot yeah yeah yeah i don't like uh act outs whatever doesn't get out during the day comes out at night i'm riffing in bed dude give me a

do I have a stool in my bed. I'll do stool bits in bed. No, I just, I'm a big sleeper. And so, like, at home, I know she gets annoyed, but it's like, I can't, I move a lot. I can't help it. How many times you're waking up to pee in the middle of the night? Three.

Yeah, three. Well, I have this great therapist who's, like, helped so much over the past year and a half. Like, really, me, Elizabeth. She's... Lizabeth? Lizabeth? Not Elizabeth. Well, it is Elizabeth, but we call her Lisbeth.

Lisbeth. She's a real cunt. And... This is your therapist. Yeah. You don't like her. Well, she's helped, but she's, you know, she does it in a country way that I need. You need it.

She was recommended by some very wealthy housewives, who I also gave my phone number two. And so I knew she was good because they've got a lot of shit going on. Yeah, housewives too. Yeah. And she was like, what's going on? I was like, not feeling well. I'm not sleeping well. And she was like, why aren't you, like, sleeping well?

I was like, I get up to pee a lot. And she was, you drink a lot of water before bed? I was like, yeah? She's like, like, as though that was supposed to be explosive. Right. Like, of course I'm drinking a lot of fucking water before bed because I'm smoking a lot before bed. Yeah. What do you want for me?

Liz Beth. Yeah, and I just got a bidet. You did? So I kind of am spending a lot of time on the toilet. Japanese toilets are the best. Dude, bedaes are the best. Now, every time I leave my house, I'm like, this feels poor. Yeah.

When you poop in public, it's a big deal. Yeah. Yeah. No, the bidet is really great. The highest end one I've ever sat on at a hotel. It had, so the seat warmer I liked. Yeah, the seat warmer. It also had the fan.

Yeah. Which is a little strange, because after you scored, I don't know if I want a fan blowing that air up. I'm like, I don't use the fan. No, I don't like that. I think that's great. But the music, have you had the one, do you have the one of music? Only Japan.

Yeah, they play a little tiny, it's awesome. It's like, It's like, bun, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tonkata, Tungu, daishokobo, no, kisoana. It's so nice. Yeah. It's beautiful.

And it's so funny because you do it, they do that out of respect for other people coming into the bathroom. I love that. It's great. Because otherwise, I'm scrolling at full volume to mask my noises. Yeah, you're on TikTok, just, flipping. Something.

Yeah, you're talking a lot, aren't you? He's going for it. Have you been golfing? What's going on with a swing? Yeah, I have gotten really obsessed with it.

That's the best. You know, I'm not, I'm curious. It seems like you're getting really good. Seems like you've gotten really sveled. I've been good for, your golf outfits have gotten better. Oh, this is because I'm not eating

because of just depression. But I'm, but it's going good. Depression. Skinny up. Who doesn't eat when they're depressed? It's funny. Yeah, no, there's two streets.

There's two streets. Yeah. You either eat all the time or you don't. And I remember my buddy Anthony in college. He lost like 40 pounds, and a friend was like, is he sick? And they're like, no, his girl left him. He's like really sad. And I thought, that's the depression I want.

Yeah, that revenge bod. Yeah, revenge bod. No, you know what's so funny when I'm anxious and filled with nonsense, I don't eat because my anxiety's so high. I just don't eat. I will drink too much coffee. I'll have an entire pot in the morning. and you like to be buzzing like that

it doesn't really do anything I mean I can feel I'm more awake you know yeah yeah I mean like my lazy eye right now is perked up by the way for those that even give a shit my lazy eye or my infected eye is getting much better thanks for the love online and the hate I was gonna say are you depressed because you have a fungal eye and fish

it did suck it hurt like crazy I couldn't sleep it was like swollen then I started put antibiotics and eye drops in and all that stuff so it's getting better but it still is you said it you were like it looks a little tired this one this one's taking a nap yeah yeah normally people think I'm on Adderall or Coke. Yeah. It is funny. I've never done them, but people always think I'm on them. Have you always thought that I'm on them?

No. I just, I just, no. You know me for too long. You're so consistent that I'm like, that's his personality. That's who I am. Yeah. I've known you now for, I would guess, if I had to give a, oh God, he's got his dommer glasses on. Jesus. God, he kept the bodies outside, Dad. Let me take some pictures of you. Let me take some pictures of you. Some of the guys taste like sweet soup. What did I? No, I've known you for 12 years, 10 years. I got.

It's got to be at least 10 years now. Long time, yeah. It's crazy. I've been in L.A. for, I think, 13. I got here in 2013, yeah. And let me give you some, let me give you a little bit of flowers because I really do love you. I've always loved you from afar. I always thought you were so funny and very talented.

And now you that you got your comeuppance. You got what you deserved. And you really did. I believe that wholeheartedly. A lonely long life. Yeah. Well, that's what we know. What's always what we want?

A lonely. A lonely life. A love of a K-9 and that's it. Dude, dogs are all that matters. I play with a new dog in the neighborhood. Shout out new dog in my neighborhood. It was fucking amazing. A little puppy,

and this woman was like, can the dog smell? I was like, yeah, let me let a play. A little puppy kisses all over me. Oh, but that's really sweet. No, but you're great and I'm happy for this rise. And when I saw you started creating characters

and really like going hard with them, I was like, yes, correct. You know when someone finds their thing and you go, come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Totally. That's what you do. That's what you got to be doing. But the entire housewife.

Let's forget the rest of the fucking sucks. No. Let me tell you right now. No. No, that's wow, I feel. Every time I've leaned into characters, though, good things have happened. It's not because your stand-up sucks. It's because that's a good strength of yours.

That's just another strength. I think the characters maybe just allow me to be a little more bold. You can say wild shit. Yeah, you can say wild shit. And they kind of have helped me become more myself on stage in times when I've been a little scared. Yeah. You know, and I have some roses for you, too. I don't want them.

Let me say this. So entitled is her new special. It's going to be out in October. I'm allergic to roses. October 20. October 24. 4th. October 24th, our special is going to be out. October 24th is, of course, as everybody

knows, a Wednesday. I think it's a Friday. Friday. It's a Friday. It's a freaky Friday. Grab your It's coming out for pre-order on October 17th, and I'm releasing a docu-series on that date of, like, leading up to shooting it. Yeah. Are you nervous? Got neural virus on the road? You did?

Yes. How do you get that? How did you get it? Actually, we went to the... We were in D.C. I heard strip club. We went to a strip club called Archibalds. It was the closest strip club to the one. White House. Seriously? Show how far it is from the White House.

I want to hear it. You could see it. You walk out, you see it. I love Archibalds. I go there pretty often. Can it be only white girls, please? White dancers only, please. It was awful, man.

It was like, they didn't have any makeup on. The lineup was sad. Like if I'm going out to strip for the night, I'm putting a whisperer makeup on. No winged eyeliner, not even a mascara. Not a lip gloss. Those that don't know, for the men listening, what would the... would the standard issued minimum makeup be

if you were stripping? What would you put out? I mean they all roll up looking like they've just been going through a breakup. Maybe they are. Maybe strivers are always going through a breakup. So what? Just a little eye shadow, a little lip liner. Yeah, a little definition. You know, otherwise your face can get blown

out by all the lights. And they didn't have poles. They had one ring that they could kind of toy with. There was one really hot one. But Nikki Paris is an opening for me for like a year. He got it first, and he's, like, throwing up. It's like, I'm food poisoning. It must have been the pizza, the margarita pizza.

Then the next day on stage, I was like, because I change halfway through my show into Entitled, and I, like, got it right before the show, and, like, ran off stage to change, and we were just throwing up, like, liquid. It's just liquid coming out. You're crawling. Did you ever get it?

I never got that. Oh, you're so lucky. And how many days is this? A week? It's like 48 hours strong. Oh, you're like death. That's easy money. Let's go.

No, but it's bad. Two days. You lose some weight, though, huh? Feels good. Doesn't it? Yeah. You're like, No,

roll. Come back. How far is it from the White House? 0.3 miles. Oh, brother, that's around the corner. She close. That's awesome.

Yeah. Archibalds. Shout out to Archibalds. In the D.C. Metro area. Shmolds. Yeah, I never got that sick. I mean, the only time I got really sick

on the road was coming back from Nashville a couple years ago when I fucking passed out and threw up on the plane and TMZ because MGK and MGK and Meg and Megan Fox were sitting behind me because they were on the flight.

PMZ obviously knew they were on the flight Because, you know, those guys talk, who's landing where. And they caught wind mid-air that I passed out and threw up in the toilet. And so they called my agent, and they were like, is, well, people on a plane were texting friends. How did they know, do you throw up really loud? Because I've thrown up on many a plane. It was a big deal for the plane because I literally passed out.

I literally, like, I was in the bathroom. I threw up and passed out. So it was like, we need a doctor. We need a doctor. The whole plane knew. Okay. Yeah, it was rad. It was rock and roll.

And, and MGK is like, do you need my sweater? He was actually extremely nice. Do you need my sweater? Yeah, he gave me a sweater. Because I threw up all over myself. And he was like, dude, take my sweater. We still have it here at the studio. It's just like all metal.

Yeah. Spikes. Spikes everywhere. Take my spike sweater. This will wake you up, brother. And then that was the sickest I've ever been because I was sick in Nashville. And we don't, to this day, know what the bug was that I got. But Nate Bargatsy's sister, sweetheart, she got her friend who was a nurse to come get me an IV and vitamins and all the stuff.

And she was like, you're going to be great tomorrow. And I woke up the next morning and I was like, fuck, should I fly? And I was like, I gotta get home. Yeah. And halfway through that flight, dog, whoop, warp. Nah, you get up to altitude, no, man. That was a bad day, dude. I regret it to this day.

So back it up. Are you playing a little bit more golf? Yes. And what are we shooting today? What's the kids shoot? I'd say a little over 100. A little bit. A little bit over 100.

A little bit over 100. Just a little bit over 100. Just a little bit over 100. Yeah, but that's fine. How long you've been playing, though? Because with the character really came this, like, identity of golf with you. Totally. But you haven't played since you.

You were a kid? Well, my dad put me in junior golfers when I was an adult. My dad is, like, a really serious golfer. He's scratched golfer, and he played in college. Where do you go? Western Michigan. Shout out to Western Michigan. Hail.

We love them. And is that Calamazoo? He grew up super poor, so it's like, to him golf is like, you follow the goddamn rules. And, like, be quiet. And, like, tuck it in. Talk it in. Hats forward. Two slutty backs.

Be quiet on the course. And I did so many, I was a competitive gymnast growing up, And then a competitive diver and a competitive snowboarder. I should have known I would date a woman at some point. It all lined up. And when it came to golf, I was like, Dad, I'm like, I'm ready to learn golf. But he was so serious about it. But I was like, I can't do this.

Like, I don't know. He would just like scream. So I was like, I can't fucking do it. If I hit one bad drive, he'd be like, fucking out. You got no hand-eye coordination whatsoever. I'd be like. Drill Sergeant?

Jesus Christ. Becky! Bicycle! I don't see a drive so fucking bad at my 14 did you today. He goes from being the jolliest son of a bitch to like, yes um it's hard a sergeant that's hard especially because if you're so good you're you're very athletic and so when you're not good at something you're like i don't want to do this don't yell at me about it it's making me mad yeah because i'm good at other stuff yeah i'm already

frustrated yeah i know i know this sucks i know you're embarrassed i get the opposite i'm so much better than my father uh that i have to be patient with him and he gets very upset at his game see i i don't want any upsetness happening see i'm the same way i don't care i don't care It's so fun and so ridiculous, and, like, once I've kind of discovered that on the course and the people that I could play like that with, I was like, oh, I love it. Now I'm just addicted. I think about it all the time. Me too.

All day. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about a 56 degree. I'm thinking about a 56 degree. I'm just smacking that shit. Mackin that shit. Next to a, you know, small girl that's, you know, she's 13.

She's already got into UCLA and she's hitting it three times farther than me. Right. A tiny little Japanese girl who weighs like 100 pounds. She's been there all day. Rope in it. dropped her off. I love that, dude. I used to go see that all the time when I played at Griffith Park. You'd see these little Korean kids go there.

Their parents would drop them off and they'd be there hitting balls for like six hours straight. I'd finish around. They'd still be there. Yeah. And those kids are going to become millionaires and golf for the rest of their life. Their parents know. They're like, hit the rage. They know, dude. It's actually really smart. As I drive out of the club with my flat tires. We've got to get you some new tires, man.

My tires are always bald. We've got to get you some new tires. Why? You're always on the road. You're never even home. You're not home to drive. I know. You live on the road. You really do. You have, you're miss tour dates, dude. I know, you're missed tour dates. I don't even think you're going to remember saying this. Okay.

Because I don't see people ever often, like, I don't. The tour schedule is so intense that, like, I rarely go do sets in town anymore, just because I lose my voice and stuff. But there was, like, a party at the improv. I think it was the holiday party. And I remember you were, like, the only person in, like, year that had, like, come up. And you were like, how are you actually doing? I do remember this. You really asked me, like, really genuinely.

I was like, it just meant so much to me. I thought that that was so nice because I was like I'm not doing fucking well thanks for checking in because your team makes you think it's like normal it's not normal and they want to tour you into the ground but I could tell you were like under a lot of duress

because I think like you had really started to pop really big you were taking off you were touring a lot I mean a lot of people want you they need you they have hands on you and people are like you got to do this, Becky you got to do it and you kind of get inundated with so much not just yes people but also like demands

and you're a good hearted human being so you feel like you should do them you're like, I guess I should do this thing, right? Shouldn't I do this thing for these other people? Yeah, and that's, and I just know that's, I know that feeling. Yeah. So when I saw you, I was like, I really want to just ask you how you really were. I do remember that because I thought I could tell you were cruising, but you kind of felt not present.

And now you feel very present. Maybe because you've leveled out, like life has leveled out a little bit. You, you can back away and go, okay, okay, okay. I get what I need and what I want out of this whole thing. Yeah. You know? Yeah, totally. But it's a fucking nightmare.

I don't think people even understand. I guess this is the champagne. problems and people are always like oh crime you fucking river yeah yeah but we're still humans and so when you get when you start to get the thing that you've worked for sometimes you don't know what to do with it which is why people sabotage themselves because they're like I don't know if I like this it's really crazy I don't know if I can handle the chaos I feel like I did a lot of self-sabotage even along the journey of it all I was also like hiring friends and stuff and that that was the biggest like

no I fucking hate this guy so you keep him around it's a party like my best friend from college like everywhere there was just tequila everywhere all the time People lived at your house, too, with you, friends that you hired. I see that a lot of the business. Yeah, people start living at the house. Yeah, they're dogs and, yeah, all that stuff. See, that, I think, you're crossing into this, this, there has to be a boundary. That was the biggest, like, mistake.

I mean, we had great times, great times, building years. But, like, now that I have, I have this epic power lesbian tour manager, and she's just, like, Becky, come here. And she's, like, she treats me like a Mariah Carey. And it's, sometimes I'm like, but let me hug a couple people. And she just, yeah, drags me. She says no. She says, no. She got a little lesbian magic.

eight ball all of them say no she's very serious yeah everything says no lesbian magic eight ball everything says no she helps me say no she knows like how much energy i'll have on a certain thing and like did she tour before you with somebody else is that how she was like prepped for this world oh yeah so she's been around the block for a long time she's been around the block for a long time yeah wow good like bernie mac for a while another lesbian that's very good yeah probably one of the greatest probably one of the greatest comedians i think i've ever seen live did you ever see bernie live no oh fucking unbelievable that guy was That guy was, like, shockingly funny.

Oh, I can't imagine. So good. Tour with Bernie Mac, who else? Jane Lynch. Oh, fuck. I think she did something with, like, Mariah for a while. What? She really did Mariah Gary?

She's done a lot. She's had a crazy... I love that about old Hollywood. I want to say Jemir Kaui, but I know that's not it. Virtual insanity? It's like someone really sexual that's like R&B. A lot of like R&B people. Okay, I'll go down the line.

Lenny Kravitz. I'm going down the line with the hottest sexy guys. She says his name all the time. She humble brags. you know. She'll be saying that about you to the next person. She fucking better be.

DeAngelo? DeAngelo, so hot. Genuine? My pony? No. If you're hony, let's do it. Oh my God. Running.

My pony. My sad. Dude, honestly, that song was so sexual and I was young. And I remember my mom being like, What is he saying? I was like, nothing. I don't, nothing.

Don't worry about it. So gross. I thought it was so sexual. I was probably 10 at the time and I had like my first crush on this baseball player that was like my brother's age and I would play that song and just listen

staring at him and just fantasize so hard your brother's friend's taking ground balls you're flicking the bean to genuine just push pulsating you can go love a man in uniform

you know it's about that big yeah fuck you no no no you make it's an pulsating you made it sound like it's a no it's bulbous

Dude, bulbus is such a good word Great word You're hooking up with someone They take off your pants You're like, watch Are you ready for the bulbus? Are you ready for the bulbus, baby? The bobus

Okay, so now you told me outside We don't have to go too into it But because you're single now Are you going to be on the apps And all this bullshit or no? I just went on them like two nights ago Do you hate them? You like them?

In L.A. I hate them Yeah. But every now and then on the road I'm like, I need something. You need to get it. Yeah. You just want to get it in. Every once in a while, you know?

So which base do you? touching now? Are you more dudes, more chicks? Who are you touching? Who's getting in more? I've gone hard right back to dudes. I dated a girl for three years and then, yeah. You're swinging? I like that. You think you'll go back? You think you'll venture over to the other side? If a guy pisses me off enough, yes. Yeah, it's common. Because right after the woman, I was like, I need an idiot. You need a fucking idiot. Like, I want like a meat, a stick. Me penis, you girl. But then I found that so hardcore that I was like, no. And then I found a guy that was like a little gay. And I was like, this is kind of nice. And then now you're free.

Now it's whatever you want. You're tasting it all. Yeah. Yeah, the apps I hear damage from. That's all I hear from Bobby is just, the apps just don't sound healthy. It sounds like he just is miserable all the time. He's like matching with everybody. And he's like, I don't want to date.

I need these people. I'm like, you show me a girl the other night where, you know, we're at the airport. He showed me a girl. And he's like, what's up with this chick? You like this chick? What do you think? And I looked at her, I was like, that's just, she's like a, she was like stunning. And I was like, she's like college educated, has a good job.

It was like all these things, and he was like, I don't know. I was like, dude, that is, it's insane. That's the problem with L.A., though, is like, I feel like there's such a buffet of the hottest women. And so I'm not, you know, I'm at the, you know, I'm not going to stand out on those apps, you know. You're going to stand out on those apps. You take good pictures. And the people are like, oh, you're the old golf lady from TikTok? And then, you know, and then they have a bunch of stupid questions.

But you're not the old golf, you're the young golf lady. You're 26 years old. People need to know. People come up in the airport and you're like, are you the old lady? from TikTok. Well, because you play the character. Like, yeah. No. You don't look old. It looks, honestly, it looks like everyone we grew

up with in the Midwest, the entitled Housewife. It looks like every wife I ever knew of a friend. Everybody my parents were friends with. It's like that, it's such an accurate there's got to be someone you base it on, one person in your. My parents, yeah. But both of them, right? Both of them, personality

wise, but the outfit was kind of like, yeah, I'd seen this. Is your mom a golfer? Is she into this shit? No, she dabbled, but she kind of has a claw for a hand. She has a claw hand? Yeah. Was it by birth or an accident happened? She had a stroke during a brain surgery.

Oh, Becky, why'd you have to? I mean, I'm ready for a joke. I'm glad you brought it up. It's the story I've been wanting to tell. She had a stroke during a brain surgery? Yeah. What was the brain surgery for? So she has a hand that's kind of like this.

She had a tumor that she didn't know about that was just growing her whole life. And she's okay now? Yeah. God bless. She gets lit off half a claw. Oh, really? Yeah. Because of the what?

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Did they give it to you when they take some of that stuff out? Do they give you the tumor? You know, I don't know. Can I take that home? I want to take it to go. What do they do with the tumor? Can you box that up? Box that up, dude.

Put that in a plastic to go. I just talked to a buddy that had a appendectal. He had an appendix. burst and he had to have the surgery. And you want to take it home? I was like, what, what do they do with it? And like, what, Hannibal Lecter, cook it later? Oh, does I just save it? Put it in the case. There it is. That'd be pretty cool. That would be kind of rad.

Put it in a vodka bottle, let it ferment. You know, let it sit for a long time. Pickle it. I'd probably get turt and want to take a nibble out of it. I know if you're too fucked up. One of these nights. You got to eat the worm. Got to eat the appendix in the bottle. Yeah. But mommy's healthy now. Everything is all good. But she can still whack even with the claw. Sometimes it's, you know, yeah. She's still, she does get out still.

Yeah, but like my dad is, you know, she's always like, Steve's watching fucking golf again. He's out on the course again. It's his life. And that's the character. That's literally where her birth was. It's like complainy, like in pure agony. But also the irony of the character, I think that's very successful. The reason I like it so much is because it's real.

And the complaints are always with a happy twist. It's like a funny, you're like shitting on things in a very happy way where people are like, oh, she's excited. It's like, well, she's angry. but it's like angry excited at something. People, yeah, people that are like angry to me, I just like, it's the funniest thing. And people who take themselves seriously like that, I'm just like, this is the funniest.

That's what, how it happened. I was just watching my parents over the pandemic. And they were so serious, like, you know, I just want to go to the thirsty line and do happy hour with girls. My dad was like, golf is all we have. And he was wearing, he wouldn't wear a mask, but he was wearing a golf glove on both hands.

What really? Like, I'm just doing my part, Bex. That's so funny. My sister, like, is working in the ER, like, you know, in the trenches. Watching people die. Yeah, watching people die left to ride. They're just don't know if we believe in it.

And I was staying with her for a month during the pandemic, and then I went to my parents. I think that's what made it stick out even more. And I was just like, you guys are out of your goddamn friends. Where are your parents? Where are they at? Tiger to Oregon. It's a little suburb outside of Portland.

Ooh. Peatown. Yeah. You're not really a Portland person. No. You don't have that vibe. Yeah. Is it the spray tan?

No. PNW people. Pacific Northwest people are very, it feels very Colorado-y to me, too. You're not that. You're not like a hot. hikey. Whoa. You're not a hikey.

No, I fucking hate hiking. Well, you know what it is? No, it's not even the activity. I just mean there's a culture to the clothing. There's like a style. There is like a vibe. Perth tones, REI, water socks. What is it?

Patagonia. What's the other one that everyone, the expensive one that people like the fucking, I see, it's got like a dinosaur bone as it's, it's like a fossil as its symbol. It's called, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, there's so many of them. No, no, hold on.

I know it. It's like an old fossil. Arctic. Arctic. Artic, Arteryx, Arteryx, Arteryx, Artyrix, Arteryx, Artyx, Arteryx, Arteryx, is that what it's called? It's like the highest. Arctricks. Arteryx, I think, is what it's called, yeah, Arteryx.

But it's like, this is like Patagonia for the richest people in the world. Like a jacket is like $800. We have Duluth Trading Company. The Lute Trading Company is the best. No, but that's well priced. We're talking, this is like Ritzie. By the way, I have to say this now that we're in this kick. Last night I got down a fucking a wormhole.

watching Mount Everest hiking videos are like in my TikTok feed because I watch one you like one was that because the one popped up of the girl taking a selfie and falling down fell and died yeah do you know this this woman served that last night she took off her uh uh rope to take a picture of somebody else and then she fucking fell down and she died that's it you're gone forever she slid down you just yeah you just watch her literally meeting her demise was literally just and they're never gonna get their phone back she's got their phone

now I never gonna see that again never go see that but they fed me, it fed me all this stuff, and I thought, look, I like adventure, I, I get it, but I think it said, I googled that. How many people die a year? I think it was like five, four, five. And you go, yeah, and you go, well, that's not a lot of people, but then you think, yeah, but a lot of people are fucking doing it. But like, if you saw, because you know, you have to see people on the way up that are dead. Yeah, 4.4. 4.4. Climers a year, but does that talk about the, yeah, okay, so there's a miss, there's, they said that the numbers are skewed because, um, this doesn't account for, this is only,

tourists this doesn't account for like people that that are um uh what do you call them uh native yeah but they call them something there's like shamans yeah there's guys that take you up there mm-hmm oh whatever i'm dumb i'm so dumb anyway you see people on the way because the bodies are frozen they're stuck some of these people shirpa shurpas and you can't fucking get the bodies down if they're in such precarious positions it's dangerous so you try to get the body back down so they leave the bodies which is fucking crazy to me you're hiking and you see a dead body You're like, okay, hope this works out. Hope it's better for us.

I mean, I think that's just an omen of like, don't do it. Totally. Have you done anything absurd like that? No. Just wild skydive, bungee jump? Yeah, yeah. You've done it all. I like action sports.

I've gotten, like, stuck in some glacial things. Have you ever seen the movie Vertical Limit? Love Vertical Limit. What? Gummery Wick. You're in that? Yeah, I'm Montgomery Wick. Remember when he finds his wife frozen years later?

So, so sad. Yeah. No, I would like to... You're going off the backside of the mountain, aren't you? You risky little bitch. Yeah, if there's potter. If there's potter? If there's potter, I'm going, yeah, absolutely.

At this age, I don't know. And we're not doing that anymore. Well, when you're a gymnast growing up, kind of like I learned to backflip on a snowboard before I learned how to 360. I don't know if I could do it today, but. You could. Backflips actually, once you learn how to huck.

I was like, I need to feel something, you know. Once you learn how to hook, though, you got it, too. I went with my buddy Colin in a snowstorm in South Lake Tahill, and I'll never forget, the chairs stopped. The chairs stopped because they were, like, it's too crazy. And I was like, well, we're up. we're here we have to get off

like we and it was too high to a jump it was probably 30 40 feet and then so finally they were like we were gonna get you you know that they're they're a guy's yelling to us

and they're like you gotta get up get off and so we get we go all the way up to the end we get off and Colin was much better than me and he was ripping because it was like you can't stop

if it's that much powder like you can't slow down oh yeah you get stuck you get stuck and I was and it was sideways and it was super blind and that was for the first time I thought

fuck if I die there's gonna be such a bummer it's a bummer you know what I mean like because I know it's happening like when I die I want it to happen I don't want to like watch it happen yeah no just don't I see the sad faces coming in and out no

even that I've taken multiple toboggan rides down that's fucking sheer hell that is sheer hell that's scary shit too you're like oh I guess this is you're like happened to me once after I like really hurt my tailbone too and you're like it's the worst it sucks and the ski patrol is always the hottest people you've ever seen

22-year-olds from Sweden. Yeah. We moved here for a tele ride to be on the mountain. I am Ansel. I am Ansel on the mountain. They're always hot people when I go to like Breckenridge.

There's always hot foreign or kids who are like this is their this is their what is that? Eat Pre-love. When they just go live on a mountain for a couple of years. Be a lifting for a couple of years

and just kind of reconnect with nature. And they're always just... Yeah. Hot blondes. Just a lot of hair flips and like... Just a lot of hot blondes. Where did you go then growing up in Oregon and you went up to Vancouver?

Mount Hood. Yeah, the hoodsie, dude. Mount Hood, Oregon, because there's a glacier up there. You can ski year round. All right, here's a good piece of trivia. Highest, highest elevation mountain in the continental United States. What state is it in? It's somewhere really random, isn't it?

I don't know. I'm not going to expect. I'm not going to tell you. It's not the Rockies. I'm not going to just guess, dude. New Hampshire. New Hampshire. Good guess.

Vermont. No. Mount Whitney here in California. Is it? Mount Whitney is the highest peaked elevation. here on the continent of the United States. Now, the highest in the United States is in Alaska. But in the lower 48, my dog, it's out here in California, it is.

That is one I think would be fun to, I mean, I don't, like, hike. I would never choose that as an exercise program. Or do it for leisure. But it'd be cool to sum it that. A little free solo like Alex Honnell, just fucking, you know. I'd love to scale up one of those things. Yeah. Yeah.

That's you got a lot of free time. You can do it now. You're single, you're cruising, you're living that life. Now, what are you on the road now? Where are you going? You're leaving somewhere in like a day. Tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow. But we have Vegas this weekend. What are we playing? We have sparks. This will be out.

Casino tomorrow. Vegas will already have happened. So the show was awesome. The show was so great. You should have gone. Or sparkles. Wait, what? It's sparks. It's called sparks. You pulled her post out on the show?

Tomorrow night it's like a casino and then Saturday is the Palazzo Theater at the Venetian. Yeah. Yeah. You done that? I haven't played Vegas like since like Brad Garrett's Comedy Club. Oh, no, we've played every year. I'm doing the win in March. I do the win a lot. Last year we did, or two years ago, we did MGM.

We did Cosmo, is owned by MGM. So we play the Cosmopolitan. And then before that, I did the win again. And then the win, this will be my third or fourth time doing the win. I like it up there. Golf courses on the back door. And I sneak that in the contract. I go, can I play around a golf?

Yeah. And they're like, you know, we don't usually. I'm like, but it's me. But it's me. Do you ever golf with fans? you know i never have but i i'm trying to do this thing i'm trying to do more charity uh and so i'm trying to find a way to do things

like that that i'm like how can i get money from this to give to something rad because then it'll increase the awareness and then it'll be worth it really you know what i mean like like uh December 6 those that uh live in los angeles uh metro area please come to la valley city college we're raising money for special olympics i'm doing a ho ho homers you can hit dingers off your favorite celebrity You should be there, you should be there I'd love you to come pitch You'd come hang out

No, you have to pitch to people People are paying to hit homers off of your ass You're trying to strike out these fools And it's for Special Olympics And so that's rad I would do a thing play with me If it was a big charity thing What I really want is to sucker

Like a group of super rich people To give like tens of thousands of dollars To me for a round And then we could give it to something cool That'd be wonderful Let's put our heads together We should do something like that I would love to do that

Yeah. Get these super fucking rich fucks to give the money away to... Something good, good cause. Something good. Something with our faces on the flyer would be nice. It's usually kids for me. It's always like cancer. Kids cancer stuff, I'm always like...

Like when adults get cancer, you're like, big deal. You already live. Kid shit is like, give me a fucking break, dude. Where's your God? What's going on? Dude. That'll question. That makes me get a little questionable when I'm like, what is he six?

What are you talking about? Yeah. When a guy's like 52, they're like, yeah, he's got cancer. You're like, it happens. It's lived a long life. You lived a long life. 52? I hate when somebody goes, yeah, my mom just died.

You're like, oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Like, yeah, I was like, how old? She, 97. And you're like, well, she touched the sun. Was she ready to go? She touched the sun. Was she ready to go?

Sounds like. Was she prepared? I have days now where I'm like, take me. Dude, I got some in the bed days where I'm like, what if that rock does speed up a little bit? Is it coming at us still? Yeah.

I love when NASA's. like we blocked it you're like let one go let it ricochet see what it's shame let it ricochet let it just bounce another great word let it bounce off see what happens I would love for the power grid to go out maybe for a little bit that's common I guess not for of course like the hospitals that would be awful

right get a generator hospitals hopefully they have backup generators for that but now we're not going to be able to power all these fucking AI servers it's going to suck the power grid to shit you know that right we're fucked we're absolutely fucked although The Japanese, they're up on it. The Japanese are making...

Didn't they figure something out? Well, they have, like, roads and sidewalks that have kinetic energy, and they harness the kinetic... So, because there's so much foot traffic in certain areas, they're creating these plates that bounce, that trap energy and hold it and store it for future use. Japanese, dude. They're always... You've been over there?

Yeah. Japan's the best. Not a single trash can in sight. And not a piece of shit on... Nothing on the ground. Nothing on the ground. The amount of trash, I had in my pockets at the end of a day. Yeah, well, because you feel like you should.

The amount of zins, you zins. Oh, dude. lining your jeans. Crusty pockets. Nicotine jeans. Why don't gene pockets have a separate nicotine disposer? They should.

Remember the old high pocket? Yes, the high pocket. There it is. There's my little nicotine pouch. That's actually brilliant. That's what that's for. Have you ever done that when you take out a pouch and then you're like going to meet someone and you

put it in your hand but you're like, I have nowhere to throw this? So you have to hold it for a while? Yes. I hate that. I always cram it into something. I put them in my bra. Really? And I'm convinced I'm going to get breast cancer from it

Because I shoved the 12 milligram Lucy's into my tits And then I forget about them and they just You know, they marinate in there for hours Sometimes I'll finish around a golf I'm going to take off my sports prom They just fall out Diccateen Pouches in your tits I'm so gross

Becky you have breast cancer I need to wean off How did you get it? I was pouching I was tit pouching No you don't need to wean off you're fine You're not smoking cigarettes No you're fine I never have a

Smoking weed, though. I love a little weed, you know. No drinking anymore. Yeah. Well, I didn't drink for nine months leading up to my special. Because I didn't think I would, like... It's the most money I've ever spent on anything. And I didn't...

You want to brag about it? I didn't brag about it. Say how much you spent? It's very scary. Yeah, it's a lot of money to spend for a special. It's crazy. But you did it because you care and you want to make a good product. Yeah.

And you did it yourself. The only reason I had that money was because of being on tour for four years straight and, like, the fans that paid to, you know, come and see the show and, like, buy visors and stuff like that. So then they get back now? No, I can give it back to that. Here's what I've done. I hope you like it.

And here's me getting neurovirus and D.C. on the way. But, yeah, I didn't drink for nine months leading up to that. Because if I, if I'm booze and I, like, you know, I keep going. You're a bad girl. Yeah, well, I've got a little Irish in me. Yeah, you do. A little animal. A little bit.

A little Guinness gremlin in there. I'd like to chug. Oh, I'm a chugger. I love chugging. If it's beer, I'm chugging, yeah. I even do it with, like, my morning coffee. Like, I'm like, I'm not going to fuck around with this. I slam it. Why? Because you need the movement? Just because I'm like, let's go. You need a bowel movement?

I guess I don't like sipping hot beverages. Oh, dude, I love sipping a hot coffee. Fuck me. Taking a walk with a dog and sip of coffee is like my... I'm like, get it out of my hands. You want it gone. Yeah. Are you a multi-beverage woman? Like, when you go out of the dinner, how many beverages do you have? Yeah, multiple. Ice tea, Diet Coke, Martini.

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yeah but i like a diet coke to wash down a meal love a die coke yeah just had one today yeah diet coke it's just such a good topper it's just a good i had a cherry coke at the movies the other day that was life changing cherry i don't think i've ever had one how was it it was so good i'll tell you what you don't know you're too young to remember this they used to be clear They had clear Pepsi and clear Coke. I remember the S&L sketch about it. The gravy. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I just remember having that as a kid. I was like, clear Pepsi. I'm sick. He's not going to dye my teeth, my brother. And then the Jolt Cola. We used to have Jolt Cola, which was twice the caffeine, three times the sugar. I don't even remember that. Was that the 80s?

Fuck you, Becky. I wasn't around for those times. This was in the late 90s, dog. Jolt Cola. I used to go around and I used to get a white-hand pantry and go get myself a long john. What do you call a long donut? What do you call like... A maple bar?

See, a... Yeah, that's... Long John's. Yeah, we call them Long John's. That's a Midwest thing? It is. It's got to be. Because when I say that, people call them... Either they call them maple bars, or they call them...

Well, maple is maple. The chocolate ones. What do they call the chocolate ones then? Long Chocolate. It's a chocolate bar. It's a chocolate Long John. No, I swear to God. A long John, but they also call them what?

They're also called bar, cream stick. No. Or an Eclare. No, Eclare is filled with filling. Long John's don't naturally have filling in them. Trust me, my guy, Abdullah at the 7-Eleven, will tell you a different. Are you a big donut guy? You know, honestly, it's probably one of my sweetest vices.

If I, ice cream and donuts, like ice cream, I probably have more than I ever should. And donuts, if there is a donut at the place, I will eat it. So if I'm going to a location and they're like, somebody got donuts, I was like, oh, is that right? I can't pass it up. Donuts are so fucking, I can't say. A long John? Any, my favorite kind of donut? I'm a cake donut guy.

Cake donut. Yeah, because I like cake. I like donuts or coffee. No, cake meaning like the thickness. You know, like the crispy cream is like an airy traditional. I have the cake ones where they're thick. Oh, yeah, baby. Give me an old fashion.

Woo! Old fashion, dunk it in my coffee. That's when I want a cigarette, dude. Dunk it in my coffee. Oh, my God, because that's what my grandmother did. My grandmother was the size of this room. She was like 550, maybe. She was a big lady, dude.

And she used to drink coffee and smoke. You say 550? You're a big girl. No, I think she was probably genuinely, if I'm being honest. She was probably two. maybe like 250 she's a big lady probably 5'3 and she would sit in a moo-moo

and I loved her so much she was so rad and she'd make a pot of coffee and she would smoke, drink that and eat donuts and give us sweets any sweets we wanted she was the best that's old school grandmas

I see all these skinny grandmas I'm like get fucked mine was this big Roca Roca Where was she from? Italy, Siciliano Siciliano

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Oh, she doesn't know anybody. But she died in the upper 90s. She dead? Here in the States or in Italy? On the States. Yeah, once they come over here, they died. She would live to be 100 over there. Yeah, she would have.

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That's your favorite. Or just like the greenery of it all. Yeah. It's your little getaway. If you could move anywhere in the world and not have the job, no job thing, just life go away. Switzerland?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. How are the winters, though, aren't they shit? that's the best part oh you love that yeah because you're from bad weather so you don't mind it yeah yeah because it's shit up there i'm from rain 300 days a year Portland is tough dude my buddy my friends are up there right now they're in bandon outside of coos bay yeah rainy rainy rainy rainy rainy yeah yeah i don't you love that we don't

get it out here i love the drought we have the fires earthquakes we got all the good hopelessness crime high taxes everything you want brach braka braka braka braka i think it's great dude bring it i say raise the taxes get more homeless i say let's fuck it up well I mean we're already on the path I know we're doing a good job I don't know yeah this is gonna get worse that's why I think eventually I bought a generator it's just in case

I don't even know how to use it gas powered well when the fires are happening everyone was like if you get the thing and you put it in the pool and you have a generator you can like put out your own fires and I got the generator and I stopped there yeah that's not true you can't put out your own fucking fires your whole house is on fire what the fuck are you gonna do I got this boys

guys I got this one no no I'm fine Yeah, no, it's on fire, but I got it. I got a little face fan, squirts a little bit of water. It's a little bit of mist. I think that'll do the trick. Becky's out there with a coffee cup just throwing it on the house from the pool. Guys, take off. Do the next house. We're good here.

But you were in Calabasasas because you can get touched. You can get fire up there. That's dangerous, pal. Yeah, we got evacuated this last time. We went to pack go bags and that service. Did they do any damage to your home? No. Thank God.

But the, what was the one a few years ago? that one burned down some of the at the park in the neighborhood. Did it really? Nothing near you though. It didn't hit you. I think it's sizzled like the backyard. Whoa.

Yeah. Get out of there, dude. It's the stuff they try to hide when you're buying the house, you know. You're like, this was like this, always. Did it smell? Yeah, that's always like that. It's the area.

Yeah, don't worry about it. Well, they have to disclose if somebody died in there, right? Isn't that a California law? Somebody died in the house? They have to disclose it if you ask? I got I just I asked the neighbors anybody die here who died who dead it's going to be me my my second landlord in in West Hollywood that was well I never forget she was like are you gay

I was like now she goes oh good I was like hmm it's interesting to feel that way in West Hollywood and then she's like the man who lived down here in down in this he died of age okay so let me get your Keys. I mean, she was like very nonchalant about it. I was like, right on. It's such a classic LA landlord story. But she like offered it up. It wasn't even the apartment I was moving into. Huh. She just like gave it to me. You need to know the lore. Well, she did also like that I wasn't gay because she like, she was very, I imagine extremely homophobic. She wasn't kidding. She wasn't like a fun quip. She was like, you know, how are you gay? I was like, no, she's like, good. Just dead serious. Yeah, like she goes back in her apartment,

tells her husband, she's like, you know, the new one, he's not the gay, yeah. he's in not a gay he's going to heaven she just made me come over though and fix her fucking internet and stuff all the time she would just call she was fucking call me that computer is not working and I'd have to go help her no she was an old lady man I felt bad she was homophobic you know what I mean we had to fuck few things in common you gotta give back no I had to I had to help her out but it was so weird that she she was such a weird thing from offer up that that guy died of eight I was like yeah that's crazy but they also that didn't stop the party because

that that complex dude West Hollywood living it Isn't it the most fun? Where in West Hollywood were you? This apartment was Harper and Norton, right around the corner from, right, right, from the lay factory? No, no, no, well, down the block. Yeah. Down the block. It was kind of, it was Santa Monica, basically Santa Monica and Harper.

Yeah. What was the name of that old deli that was? It's a gym now. It's so weird. There's a go get them tiger on the corner, which is so funny. Oh, yeah. Wasn't there that big, like, French place? It used to be this massive.

That's a block away. Merricks. Yeah, something. That's gone, too. Yeah. It's all gone. I miss the old neighborhood. Yeah, it's all gone.

Now everything is, now it's just one big soul cycle. They still got the Barney's bean, though. Can't give up the bean, dude. But we're not allowed to go there anymore. Why not? Because I'm a dinosaur. You walk into that place.

Look at that old fuck. Youngens? Everyone there's like 22 years old. Oh, no. We went in there for like a, someone had a party there. That's where you hang out? Yeah, it's like his age. No, I don't even go there.

Isn't that crazy? It's like UCLA kids. It's like college kids. Oof. Which is nuts. It is. It is. It blew my mind. Last time I think we went there for like a,

there was like an after party for somebody's show. Yes. Someone had like an after party and they were like, stop by. Drew Tarver, his show. Oh, the other two? The other two. And I think they had like an after's, afters or something.

And we went over there and I was like, oh my fucking God. I'm a hundred years old. Like everybody there. The youth. It was so crazy. You don't feel like you're getting older. You still look young.

Dude, well, when I see the way the youth is dressing, I'm like, God damn, they don't care. They're not self-conscious at all. They're like, here it is. Well, we... I'm like, cover it up. They don't care because that's the cool thing now. Yeah. The cool thing is like, fucking let it rock.

Yeah. We were so concerned, and so we looked worse because we were overly concerned. Yeah. They look better because they have no concern. Yeah. Isn't that funny? Yeah. I remember straight in the fucking hair.

And eyeliner, eyeliner. A lot of island. My brother's friends were like, you look slutty. And you're like, that's what I want. Yeah You were not a slutty person I gotta do something to distract from the braces Were you a little slutty girl when you were young

I tried to be You did you put in your best foot forward I tried yeah And then what happened It just wasn't you It just didn't work out What is that now they're like I'm in my slut era

Yeah Well you were not You never hit your slut era huh I just looked so heinous That I was like Hainess is such a mean word Like My parents were trying this like

New age like kind of trying different things orthodontists so I had braces at the bottom of my teeth what? Like not in the middle at all they were like at the bottom so I could actually smile in pictures like... And cover it up that's so funny but like it looked weird

and with the rover bands I would smile and like one time someone was like it looks like you have bugs in your teeth and just like the gymnast body like broad Michael Phelps shoulders and just you know it just couldn't didn't work and my sister was you know hot and I just yeah

Is your sister hot? Yeah. How old is she? She's 37. Too old for you, bud. She's got married. Yeah. Sorry, she got married, dude.

She got married. We're trying to find him a love. Yeah? She got married to a guy you like? Yeah, love him. You hope so, right? Yeah. Did she date a bunch of guys that you were like, fuck, I hope this isn't him?

Yeah. Please don't marry this far. He did a bunch of, like, absolute dicklicks. Just dildos. Where does she live now? Portland. She's a peatown girl. She's near our nurse.

He's near our doctor. Tail is old as time. And then him, too, he works. He's a doctor, isn't he? They always marry a doctor, don't they? That's what I just said. It's a flight attendant and married a pilot. Yeah.

They got to. Yeah. Well, because it's so hot and heavy in the office. Right. All that death. Emotions running high. All that blood. You got to get off to that.

Ooh, baby. I always wonder how that starts when I'm like, Schappel. Like, want to have dinner? I think it's in the banter behind the desks. Oh, right. Is that where it happens in the hospital? Yeah. Like when my grandmother was in the hospital, I remember.

remember like two to like a male nurse and a female nurse flirting and I thought my grandma's dying yeah yeah you guys can't fuck my grandma like do it want to see a single smile rolling around this place yeah but you these people are at work all day they got to feel human at some point yeah they got to do something did you go bananas at the wedding did you go off did you make a good speech I did I had to yeah you got a crush couple things went wrong during the day and my sister was just not happy everything goes wrong it's a wedding it's not supposed to go right I know Jimmy Chew broke and... What, her shoe broke?

Her dainty... She got married at 7,000 feet altitude on Mount Hood in like a hut. She had the daintiest little Jimmy Chews and it just snapped. Holy shit. She liked her makeup and then, you know, a couple of things. And I was the maid of honor, so I was like,

doing everything I could. And then there were a couple of speeches that... Not great. No, boy, no. I heard a couple last night. I was at a wedding last night. Yeah. A lot of speeches.

One went 45 minutes. That's too much speech. That's from my own family. Don't we know. the number of our speeches is under five. You've got to keep it under five minutes. I think we get a little more. No. Under five. No, dude, you don't need

more than five minutes. Five to ten. No. You tell one good... What if it's your sister? Hey, hey, it's me, I'm Micah. I'm Danny's best friend. We grew up together. So here's what I just want to say about Danny, one of the most loyal, sweet, cool dudes I've ever met. When I first moved here, I had no

friends. And, you know... Yeah, it's always, yeah. And Danny's the only guy that came up to me and was like, hey man come kick it with us yeah and I'll forever be grateful and that kind of love and bond and open and respect this is what he's going to give to you Sarah so uh let's raise a glass that's it's all you need you need one good banger story but they're still reading off a paper like this right he was the only one that's had high to me the phones are tough too yeah when they're on the phone get your head out of there well a lot of amateur hour is this when they go when they're doing this with the mic and they're going when when we first met each other it was a time

God, oh, yeah. I'm like, put the, the microphone is your mouth. With the mic! Your mouth! Fuck! The sound is your mouth with the thing, it's got to be. Just right here. Yeah, oh, to the side of your face.

Just to the side. You're like, and she's always been my girly. You're like, guys, it's... And it's almost like waving around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so honored to be your brain, mean. It's treacherous. Yeah, I gave a hell of speech, you know?

You knocked it out of the fucking ball. I know you did. And you were sitting after you sat down. I tried to hook up. with all of the men of honor. Did you get any D? A little bit. You got a little bit of D.

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Take it to the bank. Do you like fishing? No. You know what's so funny as a kid, I tried. And I just, you know, my patience is not good. I wouldn't say mine is either. But you like fishing? Well, I just went to Alaska, and I've really fell in love with it.

Fly fishing? What kind of fishing? Hallibate. Oh, okay. Well, I love halibut. Delicious. Did you eat it? Did you catch and cook? Yeah. I hold my whole freezer's full. Seriously? Yeah. Give me some fish. I'll bring you some. I should bring me fucking fish. How many pounds did you catch? Do you know?

We all brought home like 80 pounds. There's five of us. What? In your checked bag? Well, they ship it all. It's sick. I know. I'm kidding. You're not going to show. Can you imagine? Yeah. I threw it in my Louis Vuitton. Man, what's in this carry-on? Halibut. It's a lot of halibut. A lot of fucking halibut.

You hungry? Ma'am, your suitcase is dripping. Yeah, halibut's melting some of that ice. Just put in the overhead and shut the fuck up. Don't ask the questions. 80 pounds is a lot of fish. Lots of salmon and lots of halibut. Well, there was a couple halibut that were like 120 pounds.

And this is good salmon. This is sashimi grade. There's no little warms on it. Right, you could probably cut it and eat it. Shishin grade. Well, I didn't know, I thought you'd catch the fish, and then that's it. No. I didn't know you had to fucking beat it over the head.

You got to kill it. And I was very against that until I brought up, like, an over 100-pound halibut. And then I was like, get me the mallet. And I swear to God, it's the most proud my dad has ever been. Like, a tear came down in his face. That's my girl. Yeah. He literally said, that's my girl.

Yeah, that is a good moment for a dad. 100-pound huffets are fucking huge, too. They're massive. They can reach over 500 pounds. 5100 pounds. Tuna gets big, too. And they're at the bottom. Yeah, so that's, or they're at like 500 feet or way.

Tell me about the, how, how, tuna get up to what size? Because tuna gets fucking big, dude. You see those tuna fish, they get up massive. Gotta be 1,000. Thousand pounds, you think? They weigh up to 2,000 pounds. Holy fuck. They can be over 10 feet long.

That's a lot of sashimi! Have you ever been to Billy sushi in Minnesota? No, but this kid's from Minnesota. What's it called? Billy sushi. Yeah, on Sunday nights he does this little underground tuna thing. Massive tuna, they chop it up and throw in sashimi to everyone. Sushi. It's really sexy.

Marking it in the phone right now, because I've got to go to Billy Sushi. It's in Skinnyapolis. And the guy with Billy, he's like really, really funny. See, a white guy? It's right by Nicolette Island. No, he's, he's an Asian man. He's an Asian man. Billy Sushi.

Yeah. Billy Sushi restaurant opened up in 1994 by a white guy. Can you imagine if I just said that in the Wikipedia for some reason? Why would it do that? Things you should know. This is what I do. I put him in my want to go. on my Google Maps and then when I go back

to any city and I have a bunch of those little green dots I might want to go. Do you go back to those dots? All the time. Or I recommend him too. If somebody goes, hey, I'm going to this place. What do you got? So I've marked like L.A., like I've marked here in L.A., like places that are people like, oh, you've got to go this if I haven't been. Like, look at all the green dots. Yeah, that's smart. Those are either places

or somebody goes, hey, I want to go to a spot in L.A. Because you think of the normal places you go to and then I'm like, oh, you know what you got to go to? And I'll name drop a new place. Like we're here. There's a new place. Let's go. I feel like I could give recommendations for any city but L.A. Oh, I got, I mean, yeah, but I got some good L.A. I got some new good L.A.

I'll tell you what was good. Alba. We just went to, alfactory kitchen is pretty good, a little Italian restaurant. Okay. And, oh, Kampore. Oh, my God. You know about this? Campor.

You know about this? Kampore. No. Steak? Dantone. Yeah, just a little bit of beef, beef and beef. Fantastic shit, though. I got to tell you.

Fantastic show. I'll drop that down. I'm ever in town. But the recommendations I like because someone just texting me. A friend just texted me who's like, I'm in Chicago. And I was like,

well, here's a hit of plot. I'd just give them the hit of the Mone Goes. Yeah. Like, you gotta go to some of these, go to these spots. Yeah. All right, you think you can do any city, huh?

Jacksonville, go. Something with fish. Got it. Jacksonville. Jacksonville, dude. I would say Chicago, I like to go to Al Chival. Al Chival's all right.

Yeah. Small chival is also nice. What? Small as well. Al Chival is good. Okay. Yeah, what's your favorite steak in Chicago? You like steak?

Yeah. Yeah, well, you go to Oshval. I don't know. Bavettes. Bavettes. Number one. Okay. Chicago cuts fine.

You've been doing this a lot longer than me. I'm from Chicago. That also doesn't help. Yeah. I'll tell you where not to go. Anywhere in Memphis. What am I doing? Why am I isolating Memphis?

What happened in Memphis? We tanked. What do you mean? Yeah, we just had a bad show. We had a bad show. What do you mean? Bad show? Bad stand-up show or a podcast show?

You're kidding. I don't see that ever happening for you ever. Memphis? I can't possibly. Yeah. We played Graceland. We ate it. Who's we?

Me and Robert E. Lee. Me and Bobby Lee. And I got to tell you, the crowd didn't like it. Elvis was livid. It was on his property. Elvis, for one. You guys fucking suck. Couldn't take it.

It's like, get out of my face, peanut butter boy. Peanut butter boy died on a toilet. I would like to die on a toilet. Toilet, well, on your toilet on that bidet, yeah. True. While it's still spraying. You're dead. Your ass is just getting cleaned over.

over. The paramedics lift you off. This is water spraying everywhere. Her ass is soaking wet. What's a bad show to you? I'm so curious. We just didn't connect with the audience and I just feel like it was just not the rhythm was wrong. It also was a bad venue. The venue was not good.

It felt like a, what do you call it? Like a, yeah, like a conference room. Conference room, that's what they are. At a fucking hotel. It felt like that. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. And it was like the audience was really far away. I hate that. It sucked.

It's not Memphis's fault. It's not your fault, Memphis. No, it's not Memphis's fault. You know, what is your fault? Memphis is senseless killing because we heard gunshots. We walked outside. It's like, tak, knock, knock, knock.

It's crazy. Bad news down there. It's scary. Be careful. On this tour of tours that you're doing right now, how many cities do you have left? Like 15-ish? Take a break, man.

What are you going to do after that? You're going to take a little time for Becky? Yeah, a little bit. Lyer. Like mid-December to mid-January. Is that a little break? What do you think is a good break? That's fucking Christmas.

miss, dude. That's not, that's not, you didn't organize that. God did. If I asked for what, they're gonna kill me. God did. God did. I had to beg to get just that. God, that's, what are you doing? I keep asking for my next tour name and I'm like, I don't have one. Who's your agent? Or what agency? C.A. I'm

calling those guys. No, they, they know. Yeah, give them a call. Give me your agent's name. I'll call Matt Blake. Who is it? Who is it? Give me the initials. CA. You can call Matt. C.A. Cristella Alonzo.

She's your agent. She's a comic. She is. No, who? Wait, who? I can't think of it. C.A. Chris?

Yeah. Longer. Chin? Christina. Christian. Amici. Amici. Christian Amici.

Christian Amici. And Christian's calling you, going, come out, we got to get more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more. Well, I'm always like, I want to take a break. And I'm like, wait a second. I want to play Oahu. That is kind of tight. yeah you're moving too much yeah

but daddy's still proud of you you're killing you're killing it do you it's hard to well you have a family at home it's hard to go back and forth between like getting comfortable on the road and then getting back comfortable at home

it can be for sure I mean I think if you I think you just set a schedule to make sure life happens when you get home so you're not home doing bullshit yeah you know then do you ever go like I need to stay in bed all day I don't think I'm a stay in bed all day kind of guy

but I am a stay at the house kind of guy I'll go from the couch to yard to front room totally to the basement um he got a basement no I don't but I was going to make up something crazy I've been wanting to build a bunker don't do it the world is going to end and be there for it

yeah what are you going to be the last one alive what a nightmare I love how people with the doomsday brothers are like I want I'm going to be ready when it happens it's like and then you'll just be you and then you have to fuck your friend like yeah well that's kind of It depends how cool your friend is. Is it one that I've been, you know, holding out for? Maybe.

That's good. Who is it? Tell us. But a bunker is, bunkers are chill, though. It is just like a basement. Yeah, but bunkers are for people that think the world is going to end. And the world will end, but it's like, why avoid it? Everyone's going to be gone.

Unless you can fit all the people that you love inside of your Doomsday bunker, what a waste of time. Just go with the rest of us. She theory, dog. Unless there's a Mickey D's and a T-bell still open with full staff, I don't want to be a part of it. Yeah. Mickey D's in a Taco Bell combo. Is that the one?

No, because the combo is KFC Taco Bell. Those are the combo. It's a good double dash. McDonald's doesn't do that. McDonald's says, I know. They don't need to. I know combo. I know combo.

But Burger King, did they do it? What are the combo? Burger King ran into some trying times. They did. Yeah. The Whopper's Week. The Whoppers Week. It just doesn't have the...

Listen, I'll be the first to say. Whoppers Week. It doesn't have the pizzazz of a fucking Big Mac. It's not even close. It's just not even close. I wouldn't say it even has the pizzazz of a... you're going to say regular McDonald's

Cheasburger that's falling off KFC Taco Bell Pizza Hut KFC Taco Bell and Pizza Hut under the same room I've never seen a trifecta because they're all owned by Yum

Brands Yum brands It's got to be a Japanese brand It's got to be a Japanese brand There's no doubt in my mind Yum brand It's got to be a little guy that jumps

Yum brand Taco Bell Yum brand You know it I've seen it and I can feel it in my bone Yum brand. Where are they from?

Where is Yum Brand? Yum brand! KFC Taco Bell, Pizza Hut. And they're never quite right when they're cojoined like that. They're not. They just can't put all the... The burritos have a little bit of something in them and the chicken has a little bit of burrito in it.

That's right, dude, you can't be the Jack of All Traits Master of None. What is it? Who owned Yumb Brand? It's owned by a company known as Yum China. Yum China! I knew it, I told you some fucking wild-ass Asian shit. Yum brand! Yum brand! They use words that they think that we would use, you know, like, you know what I'm, you know what I mean?

Like if you ask someone who doesn't speak English, how American sounds, they're like, hello, dude. Yeah. You're like, all right, that's not. I mean, we do say it, but not all the time. No. Right, dude. Yeah. Right, dude.

Yum, yum food. Yum food. Tommy style. You're like, no, Tommy style. Tommy style. Rebecca. Yeah. I appreciate you.

I love you. I thank you so much for coming on this show. it means the world to take time out of your day with your banana in the purse banana in the purse I've been running around all day Was that a bit? Tell me that's a bit

Tell me that's a bit What's the one? Grab your purse so the kids can see This is fucking embarrassing Give me your purse real fast Just give me this fucking thing Give me this I like this bag

It's a satchel for the day It was a nice bag Veronica Beard just sent it Thank you so much by the way V Beard Shout out to V Beard We're gonna play a game What's in your purse

New Nanner Unbelievable teeners nicotiners tainers well those I just took from your office yeah you can you can have anything you want from here you know I'll give you anything that you want on this earth this is a fresh purse as of today makeup pouch air pods in the makeup pouch a little bit of Advil

a little bit of vizine for the girl pouch another pouch pouch number two Jesus Christ dude wallet she's got a wall like George Costanza look at the fucking size of that thing but she's got paper she's got endless money in here she's even got euros what else oh no these euros Canadian oh can I

Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada! The Gooch wallet got a global entry card, like a fucking dork. If it's not already attached to your number, you fucking nerd. And a sag card. You get discounts on the movie theater nerd? Fuck you. Dude, look at the size of that.

Get rid of it. Everyone makes fun of my wallet. Pure gum. Healthy gum. Healthy gum. Another mince, good smelling breath. You've always had good... You've always had good breath.

Pepsid. She's Jewish. We've got hot burns. Shades, love a good pair of Raybans. This is like the GQ, what I can't live without, yet another. Yet another two-pack of Lucy's running a muck in her purse. Dude, the gums. Wait, your parents are orthodontists, too.

Go to the dentist. No, they're not. I thought you said that. Who did your teeth? No, they made me see this weird orthodontist. Oh, the weirdo. Who did your teeth? Backup phone.

Oh, so is your bat phone. So why do you have two? In case I want to film something. Right. You know, I use them as photo albums. Do you? Yeah. Double phone.

Different phone numbers. Charging bank, smart. hair clip This is a bag I packed Never use it just as of today That's just today Jesus Christ If it was another bag

There would be a layer of zins on the bottom So this is just a backup phone Yeah And there's no number attached Or it's working It's on You're not filming get ready with me Before you do a show

Get ready with me And I need to perform at Arthium We saw the funniest Get ready with me to go to Auschwitz Do you remember that That girl she got in trouble She did a get ready to me Before she went to concentration

Caps Oh in all seriousness Yeah, she was like an influencer. I love those parodies. Get ready with me to go to Auschwitz. It was like, oh, dude. What a sweetheart. Did she put makeup on?

I don't even know how. Yeah, she did. She did such good Holocaust makeup. I don't even know how to fit this back in. This is what's the sad. Well, you wouldn't, you know. It's a woman's packing. That's it.

And you're going to squish my fresh banana. Dantini. Here's the best part. Look at that. The banana handle. All right. Go see Becky on tour right now. Her website is, of course, Becky Robinson.

dot com. No, it ain't. No, what is it? You do no prep for me. No. What is it? What's your fucking website? It's Becky Robinson

the great.com or Entitledhousewife.com. Entitledhousewife.com is phenomenal. I've preached that enough of how good I think that is. Go to Becky Robinson the great.com. Entitlehousewife.

com. Links are going to be the description down below. Go see the girl. Very funny. So talented. And please see her special. It's going to be available October 24th,

October 24th on your website. Yeah. Also, what's the link to? is that where the player is? No. No. It's like a private third party player. Good.

So go to her website, Peggy Robbins at the Great.com. Go to Entettlewildo-Housdive.com and go watch that fucking special. Spread the word, spread the love, and keep seeing her alive because live is how she stays alive. We end the show the same way. Look at that camera. Say one word or one phrase. Bulbous. In here.

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Ginger's all hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers.