Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Gianni Paolo
Episode Date: August 15, 2025Actor, podcaster, and all-around hustler Gianni Paolo joins Santino to talk about his rise on Power, the chaos of working with 50 Cent, and why fame doesn’t always come with a paycheck. They dive de...ep into acting, podcasting, blowing up on social media, and why Gianni’s done trying to be what people expect. It’s raw, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt. 🎤 Check out Gianni’s podcast and follow him for tour & guest dates 🔥 Subscribe for new Whiskey Ginger episodes every Friday 🎧 Full audio on Spotify, Apple & all podcast platforms 👕 Merch & tour: andrewsantino.com FOLLOW GIANNI: Instagram: @giannivpaolo TikTok: @giannivpaolo Podcast: @barelyfamouspod YouTube: Gianni Paolo FOLLOW SANTINO: Instagram: @cheetosantino TikTok: @cheetosantino #GianniPaolo #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #PowerBookII #BarelyFamous #ComedyPodcast #PowerForce #GianniPaoloPodcast ========================================================= Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BETTER HELP 10% OFF YOUR 1ST MONTH https://betterhelp.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to whiskey.
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My guest today is one of my favorite people.
I don't know they say that for all my guest spent a meeting once again today.
He still got it.
Gianni Paolo.
Gianni Paolo.
Yes.
Gianni Paolo.
Would have been a good soccer player name.
It would have.
It would have.
Like an Italian soccer player would have been sick.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm gonna say, blah, blah, blah, Johnny Paolo!
Yeah, but now I just look like the whitest guy ever.
No, you do look at it.
Doesn't he look a little something?
You look a little something.
What is it?
Just white?
Yeah, I just look like.
You're white, but man, I've never met someone who gets more work on non-white shows.
You're the king of black.
I know.
Like, seriously, you're the only white guy that they hire on black TV show.
Yeah.
That was me for a little while.
It was.
Wait, what was your first, like...
What was the first, like, black TV show I did?
Punked.
Right.
But that wasn't...
That was universal.
That wasn't black.
I know, but black people loved it more than white people did.
Yeah.
Yo, I saw you wanna actually fucking with Bieber?
Bro, I will say, like, so I was with Theo last weekend at the UFC fights.
Oh yeah.
And I have the best fan base ever.
And I didn't realize it until me and Theo were adjacently walking
around New Orleans and all of his fans are like fucking hammered like bro like
touching them and all out of them and my fans are just like hey bro yeah I love
what you doing that shit gang right and they just keep it pushing I'm like I
that's the move I didn't appreciate it until well what you're trying to say is
the best fan fans are black fans yeah I guess essentially that's what I'm saying
because they honestly they really like I ain't on no fanned out shit like bro
I'm just keep doing what you're doing gang and then they keep it like they keep it
like they're like you're my god
we got to do a shot and you're like ah like that's why he and then he chokes a guy out
the balloon party clip that was one of the funniest things i think i've ever seen in my life
i texed i got in his face why why and everybody was like shocked that he overreacted
but you're like dude it's when you're also he's sober so when you're in a bar
you've been this way when you're not drinking and other people are to are i really drink so
i see that yeah it's just annoying man and you're like dude please give me a little bit of
yeah so when people are like i can't believe he you know it's like bro when people are
and they're in your face there's almost nothing you can do but push them by the throat
right yeah you actually have to put them in a headlock he did i think i think that he went the higher
road on what he could have done yeah he could well he could have been he could have actually
gotten physical he was pushing him away yeah he was like dude get away from me yeah and we know
how that is dude you got sometimes you got a yeah no black fans are the best fans i think i've
told this story on this show but one of my favorite um getting recognized because i did get
recognized a lot from from dave from little dicky show because there's a lot a lot of black
I mean, that's such a black-adjacent show.
It's the, I would say, it's the whitest black show possible.
Yeah, right?
Well, it's still in the rap world, but it's a white Jewish rap.
You know, so white kids liked it, black is like, we were pretty diverse.
Filipinos hated it for some reason.
We tested poorly in the Philippines.
Really?
No, I have no idea, man.
I have no clue.
No, but I was sitting on a plane and I'm sitting down and I'm just like on my phone.
And a black dude is in line and he like takes his headphones off.
You know, he's like about to pass me.
And he goes, yo.
yo and it's like loud yeah yeah now they don't come in i was like what's up like it's early and he's
like you that do from that shit you that do from that shit and i was like oh what's up man how are you
man like i'm trying you know at this point i'm like yeah glowing red embarrassed and i was like
hey man hey man and he's like right there so he's still like yo yo and then he turns around
goes into the tarmac into the i mean jet bridge and yells yo yo yo is that um is that dude from
that shit for come here come come come come come and his buddy he came and he like poked
head and he was like yo that is that dude from that shit what up and i'm like what's up and then
you know of course like everyone all these other white people are like what's the worst part yeah who are you
yeah it's the worst part when they don't know who you are and then like because there's always for
some reason a 60 year old uh a white lady that's that's next you who are you's always like so
where are you from and you're like and now i gotta fucking list my credit you're like have you
seen this she's like no i've never heard of it everything that i list is fucking power power book
two 50 cent curtis jac the baby like all this stuff but if you say 50 cent old women over 50
For sure.
Because he's been your boss now for how long?
10 years?
Around like 6 or 7.
Because you did power.
Yeah.
Ghost.
Yeah.
That was Book 2.
Book 2.
And now they're doing another one.
God, 50 Cent.
Yeah.
And then now there's other shows that he's doing and then now.
Is he going to bring you along for the ride or not?
Yes.
There's a lot we're doing together.
Movies, everything.
So it's kind of fire.
Why does he like you so much?
Dude, I ask myself that hard time.
I've never been shot.
I've never been shot one.
You were never in a game.
I'm like, sometimes like, I'm like, God, I hope I get hit hit by one.
Because then 50, you'd be like, man, like, like, I fucking like.
Can you want to catch a stray?
Yeah, just like, but not like anywhere crazy.
I don't know, dude.
Go to my hometown.
Go to Chicago.
You'll get shot.
No, I won't get shot in Chicago.
They love me there.
Well.
Well, me.
Okay.
Lil Durk was on our show.
I know, dude, but you can get shot in Chicago.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
And I will get shot in Chicago.
I was just being funny, but, um...
You know what they haven't done in Chicago?
Nobody shot up the bear, the side of the bear.
How come they haven't shot up that?
That's so rude.
No, but it is insane.
Lil Durk, he was going to be on the Chicago spinoff.
Oh, really?
Because there's a power in Chicago, the Tommy one.
He was going to be on that one, but they were like,
he can't be in a trailer on the side of the road in Chicago.
Like, it's Lil Durk.
Now, you'd have to keep him, I mean, there'd be weird how to.
Like, we had on Dave, I mean, we had a lot of people come and go on that show.
But where'd you shot that in L.A.?
Everywhere, dude.
We shot it.
Yes, in the L.A.
But, I mean, like, we shot a lot of it in Chatsworth.
We shot a lot of it, like, way, way north by, like, Bakersfield.
We shot, like, Malibu, we shot downtown.
We shot way east L.A.
Like, we were...
Not you get shot in Malibu.
You're like, oh, fuck.
How do you die in?
At, where was the place at Mel Gibson?
Neptune's Net?
No, no.
What was the name of the joint that he used to go to?
And when he was leaving, that's when he called the...
Moon Shadows.
Moon Shadows, that's exactly right.
He got blacked out of Moon Shadows.
Yeah.
Santino got shot at Moon Shadows, man.
That's nuts.
Yeah, I'm super tapped in on my...
On my anti-Semitic rants, I'm super tech on that.
You're a good kid.
You've never done anything wrong.
The only thing I see wrong right now is that chain.
Dude, I got a bigger chain.
The stoplight is insane.
What are you trying to say?
50 gave this to me.
But what is he trying to say?
It's Greenlight gang.
He greenlights TV shows.
So there's only like four people with this.
Who are the other people that have that game?
Michael Rainey Jr., Lala Anthony,
Da Vinci, and Lil Meach had one,
but he took it away because he doesn't mess with the BMF boys anymore.
What's BMF?
Black Mafia family, you know, like Big Meach.
Yeah.
They had beef when he.
he got out of prison and the little kid was taught the low meech plays big mech on 50's other show
bmf and then there was a whole beef where now 50 hates low meech and he's crazy shit so he's
so funny this is like a real thing it's it's it's life imitating art but art imitating life at the
exact same time that's insane that's the creepiest shit yeah did i remember my first job um
as a pa and they paid a movie and good god can you google this 50 cent did a movie it was like a it was like a
war veteran movie and he in he got like a lot of like a lot of love from it but it was early on
this had to been oh home of the brave home of the brave home of the brave that's exactly right
you paid on that no i was working for the studio that made it oh cool i was i was i was office peeing at
the time and i remember um i had to go to the premiere to probably drop off a tie you know
one of those like i was clearly was not invited but i remember seeing 50 talking to all these old
executives and he you know dappered up in a in a suit and he was he owned the room i
Obviously, the guy's a star.
That's an understatement.
But the way he was doing this in a world where he was such a fish out of water, it was wild to watch because I was like, this is Hollywood bullshit.
Right.
It's glad-handing.
It's nonsense.
You know, can you meet my daughter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he was so good and smooth.
And I was looking at from afar.
I was like, God, this is crazy to think these old Hollywood producers are chatting with the dude who has been shot in the face.
Yeah.
And legitimately, like, grew up in the, like, they have nothing in common.
It is so funny, but he's so good and affable and cruel.
and cool that like he knows how to maneuver those some people just like why he's a star
bona fide truly though it is i'm not like kissing the ring it's just it's one of those things
where you when you see it in person you're like i get it you know like a couple people you've
seen like i see like jami fox is another guy when you see him you're like no right away you're like right
yes this is you're made for the right i get it right it's how i feel about you yeah thank you
you're a little shooting star i appreciate you're a little compact shooting star yeah he uh did you
shrink by the way did you got a little shorter i did no i didn't get shorter i got a
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm on Ozambic. I got skinnier.
Wait, are you on the eyes?
No, no, no, no, no. Everybody is. Everyone's on it.
No, you stay working out. I see your posts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, thank you for the wink. I appreciate it. I'll give you my
doctor. When I wake up in the morning and I see your post of you in the gym, I think, because
you're what now, 29? Yeah, 29.
I think, man, is that nice to be in your 20s? It's going to fall apart.
I met you when you were in your 20s, Andrew. You've never looked like that.
Excuse me, dude. Can you believe this is the stuff that's coming out of his mouth?
No, actually, when you were in your 20s.
I don't even think I was born yet.
I don't think I was born yet when you were in your 20s.
What do they call these jeans?
Like what brand?
What's the wash?
Unwashed?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, unwashed.
Yeah, like the, no, that washed.
You know what it looks like?
The style should be unhoused.
Unhoused.
It's a PC way.
You seen like the Valenciaga stuff that they do, right?
It's insane.
But you wouldn't buy any of that.
You like...
Brother, this is...
Let me give you my wardrobe.
Is it free?
That's it.
Yeah, the shirt was a gift.
But you like nice shit.
Like, you like nice cars.
I like nice things, but I'm very spare on, it's very slim on when I get a nice thing.
Like, I'll get one nice thing once in a while.
But outside of that, I have no need.
I just don't care about the other.
That's, like, buying a nice piece of clothing, I know it's going to get ruined or lost when I travel.
Yeah.
It's worthless.
Yeah.
It's just like this.
I mean, you have to because you're young and hot.
And black.
Young hot.
black you said it not me they're coming for you now i mean by the way i got validated a
month ago by the internet saying gingers are black which i i've said before on this podcast i don't like
i didn't like that when it was getting pushed yeah it's weird but people say that sicilians are
very close to sicilians are as white as you can as black as you can get to the to the black community
is that what they say yeah i don't know i've been to sicily before no i've been to italy a
a lot but I haven't been in Sicily.
So I've been in Sicily, I've got to tell you, great people, some of the most,
uh, lazy's a bad word.
Um, what's another word for, they're just, they don't care at all.
Dude, I went to rent a car in fucking Venice.
They're like, yeah, we're close for next three hours.
Yeah, Italy doesn't care.
Brother, I need to get the car.
They're like, you'll get it the car, or when we come back to.
It's insane.
But I guess they're probably way more happy than we are.
Yeah, but, but this is all.
Look, I just came back from London, Dublin, and in Spain and stuff.
Oh, yeah, the shows looked amazing.
It was so fun.
Dude, Europe's great.
It's also, you do miss the, I missed the urgency of America.
I like that stuff is, I like that.
It's like, I got to go.
Give it to me, I got to go.
I like that.
When they're like, no, dude, we eat a meal.
We take six hours.
Like, I got shit to do.
I know, I agree with that.
I don't have six hours to eat and chat.
By the way, I don't know anybody I want to talk to that much.
Maybe like my family.
Yeah.
But outside my mom and dad and my sister, it's like, I don't want to talk to my friends for six hours.
Yeah.
Imagine you and Bobby had a dinner for six hours?
What's the longest dinner you think we ever did?
Two hours maybe at the very most?
Yeah, and that's with Bobby ordering every appetites.
And he orders everything.
Have you ever been out with him?
Yeah, he's out of his mind.
We ordered, where did we go?
The old thank God I ordered at that Japanese joint because the menu was five pages and his eyes like lit up.
And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because when we go out, he will, I'm not even exaggerating.
There's no hyperbole.
He'll be like, the left side.
Can we get to all the left side?
And I'll be like, brother, you're never going to even eat.
He doesn't eat all.
He doesn't care.
He wants to try it.
He likes the idea of it.
I do like that, though.
I am a guy like that.
I like trying shit.
Especially if we're overseas.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
I'm only going to eat it really once in my life.
But there's stuff he orders I know he doesn't like.
So I'm like, you don't like, you don't like uni and you don't like caviar.
Why would you get the uni caviar special?
Yeah.
He's like, brother, they have it.
We have to try it.
And I'm like, that's such a waste.
There's no need.
No, there's no need.
But I will say, of all the travels, the urgency of America does make me miss home.
Yeah, I agree.
But I love Europe.
Like, that's like, I love Europe.
I just go back.
I was in Spain.
But again, dude, you're young, you're single, you're hot.
Yeah, you would like Europe.
Yeah.
I'm old and orange.
It's not, what is it for me?
I got to go home.
I want to go home.
What's your favorite place to visit in the world?
honestly i mean i do enjoy going all over to italy because you get all of it in italy
yeah you get everything you can do beach shit you can go to malon you could yeah you can yeah
and then you go way up north and you get you get all that fancy shit in milan and venice and all
that's i i don't know i think that's the most well-rounded what do you think yeah that's probably
that or auschwitz we spent a lot of time no well okay all right and uh this was uh thank you
so much guys i appreciate it no we know we have you been to auschwitz no dude and you know
I don't know what do we see we saw that girl who was like get ready with me to go to Auschwitz
she did like a get no she didn't hand of God was she being funny no dude but it was very funny it is it's
kind of like a funny what kind of hair should I do for Auschwitz it was nuts dude it was nuts and she
legitimately did a get ready with me on TikTok or Instagram because she was like a travel
she was a travel influencer brother some of these girls just do not live in reality like I went
to David Doberts house last night for a party these people don't live in reality how nice is that
kid's house is it nice it's unbelievable and they're all great
They're great kids. They're great people. Yeah. They're sweethearts. Some of the girls there do not live on planet Earth. I'm like where did you grow up? Did they pay these people to hang out? Is it or not that? Not that. But not that's just like David's birthday and like it's like a sceney thing almost to go. But the brands will pay them like you know these brand trips, right? I just got back from one. I was someone's plus one. I was already in London with 50 and I was I was in London and I was sharing a hotel. Yeah, we were sharing a hotel. Yeah. We actually shared a room.
So, my homie hit me, he's like, I have a brand trip in Abiza.
Do you want to come?
It's like this mansion.
I'm like, yeah, like, of course.
He didn't make it.
So I went in this branch trip alone, but a lot of these kids get paid to go and stay at a mansion and just ride jet skis.
What?
And more than what I would make on a movie.
What do they, why they're paying them to post about the place?
And some of brands don't even make you post about it.
They'll just say, they'll just give them, gift them a bunch of like clothing or whatever.
And they'll just get.
videos of you in it i'm like these people like this is another level like being an actor's
cool because you're an actor but like you got to fight for that job you got to do that these
people don't even have to have any talent other than have followers and then they just get gifts
and then get to go on vacations but you get this stuff too right they throw this stuff at you
not as much as you think because i because of you know i'm i get kind of like a weird thing because
i'm with 50 and all that stuff they're not like oh they're like oh he's kind of like they find that
like a risk or something i don't know yeah because what he's so marketable
He is for sure, but, like, I don't know, I feel like all the actors that are on his shows, like, they don't get opportunity like a lot of the other shows get.
Like, like, I had a whole thing I did with TMZ, like a couple months ago where, like, Succession gets like 5 million views in episode, the bear 4.5.
What's the other, what's the other big one?
One of the ones this year for, our show gets 12 million views in episode.
Shut up.
Swear to God.
12 million views in episode.
Yeah.
It's double those shows.
And every one of those kids are.
offer only now everyone on all those shows offer only their movie stars all this stuff
euphoria our our show like people now are just recurring they're just auditioning in for
recurring in guest stars you think it's because you know let's let's poke the bear yeah you think
it's because it's a black network black run show yes i think it's a i think it's because it's a
black run show but not about like um it's not about like slavery or it's not like it's just like
we're just selling drugs and and you know what i mean
and we're killing each other and it's fun and it's entertainment but if it was a black
show and it was more like um oh like these people had it hard like the white people feel like oh we're
doing something you're saying if it's a white guilt-driven show almost like don't you feel bad it's
kind of how i feel sometimes 12 million views 12 million views in episode it's it's like one of the
most watch shows on tv like obviously like squid games and all those other ones are like that's netflix
yeah that's Netflix's but we're on stars and we're getting 12 million views in episode like that's
I don't even know anyone that has stars anymore.
Exactly.
It's all being illegally streamed.
But that's insane.
That's insane because I do, it is funny to think about that kind of stuff.
Like, we were, Dave was the highest watched comedy in FX's history.
Now, I will say, that's also because that was the Hulu deal.
So people got to watch it on Hulu.
But we were.
We were massive in that regard.
I was shocked by how big it was because of the Hulu stream through.
I knew that show was going to be amazing, though.
Well, it was fun, but I just think it shocked even me because I thought this, I thought the show was fun and good, but I had no idea how much Hulu had bit into showing it.
But to me, it does just go to show you that the streamers have literally all the power now.
I mean, pun intended, on the pop power has no power.
But stars who owns stars? Is that showtime?
They were Lionsgate and then they just split off.
So it's just, it's its own entity.
50 should just buy the whole thing.
Yeah, he's got some internal thing with them that.
Because he could afford it.
He has his own network now, 50 cent action.
It's all his stuff.
Isn't that so cool?
That guy's so fucking cool.
He's the man.
Dude, he brought me on stage.
He brought me on stage two weeks ago in front of 70,000 people in London.
What?
Before his show?
No, during the show.
He brings me on stage during the show.
Because our theme...
Yeah, you got me.
Come out. Gianni.
It's crazy.
During, he does our theme song, he goes, how many you in here watch power?
And everyone goes crazy.
And then he brings me out.
Wow.
It's insane.
How many whites are at that show for real?
I, no, no, no, I will say he, the, we've talked about this,
he has a large white fan base because of M&M.
Yeah, because when he, yeah, that's right.
And he said M&M made him international.
He's fully just straight up said Eminem made me international.
Well, in the same way that Drey made Eminem, Eminem made 50.
For sure.
Yeah.
But who's 50 going to make?
Gianni Fian.
You're next, dog.
By the way, if you put out a rap album, if you do.
crazy. I'm, I will be very upset. No, no, no. You'll be mad? Don't do it. Why? Please don't do it.
I think it's time. Don't please. I know you're thinking it.
Remember we face-time you? Me and Kel's facetamed you from his house. Yeah. He was making his new
album. I can't say who the big artist who was singing the hook. Don't say, don't say. I won't. It's
one of the biggest artists. I did a verse on it for fun. It was hilarious. And I'm like,
don't do it. For a second, I was like, maybe I drop an album. No, don't do it. Dude, you're getting
caught. Don't do it.
But brother, what's next for me?
He's bringing me out on the stage.
I got to drop an album.
You know what you need to do next?
You need to do film, get more into film, which is what we want to talk about, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You need to do more film.
Yeah.
And then you make your own story.
Your own film.
Yeah, true.
About you.
True.
I have that written.
You got to do that.
That's the next thing.
I have a crazy story where I, this is nuts.
I, um, where I grew up, there was a, for some reason, a kid got sent to Rhode Island.
I'm from Rhode Island, and his dad was the one of the highest up in Pakistan, like prime minister or one of those.
So his house, he had diplomatic community.
And we became friends, and we threw the biggest parties in the world.
Cops couldn't do anything about it.
Couldn't do anything.
They had to wait down the street.
They would, like, pull up, and they started pulling over people leaving the houses.
That's all they could do.
Well, yeah, but also, what a fool's game then.
Don't get fucked up there.
You leave.
They're going to pull you over.
It's over.
Just stay at the house.
And then the school, our school started being like, if you, you're not.
go to this house you're not graduating like it got it got crazy it got crazy wow he must
have been some kind i wonder what it was and now i mean i'm still friends with the kid and he's
now a giant politician in um in pakistan and i have like videos of him like throwing up on my phone
that's so funny dude it's so funny to get that close to it you got to remember that that that happened
for every politician it's just pre-iphone stuff like right right you know like when they
joke about bill clinton in college that he was like a maniac and you're like yeah we'll never
see that i did i did the thing that would but you you have footage of this guy yeah i do
Actually, maybe we shouldn't say that because this...
You and me are getting killed, all right?
You know what?
Don't kill me, Pakistan.
I love you, Pakistan.
They got resources.
Have you seen those videos of those kids chanting on for Pakistan?
It's so funny.
Yeah, I want to be a pilot for Pakistan.
That's great.
You know what I also...
That's great it.
You know what I like?
The little game shows that they do for the bags of chips.
Oh my God, dude.
It's for like a bag of flour.
They have to roll a soccer ball up a ramp.
It's maybe one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
I will sit for hours.
this this this brings me to something that I've said that blows my mind you came to my
house one time and you said you got to just do a TikTok just throw clips up throw stuff up and
I said I don't want to do it I never told you he is the reason that I even got I just I didn't
want to do it I wasn't interested he goes I'll start it for you and I'll prove to you that I'll
grow your following overnight and I said this is all bullshit he goes give me a couple
videos and I'll show you he get I gave him like three videos or whatever and I
I'm not kidding. Within a month, I almost had a million followers because he knew how to work
the TikTok algorithm back then. Now, it's different now, by the way. The whole thing is sure different.
But I remember because I said there was a video. I was at ATC. And I was, maybe I was doing, we were shooting
something for, or someone, I don't remember. And they had two dildos in the hallway that had
suction cups on this. And they were filming me. And I was trying to double dildo, throw it,
and flip once and then stick to the wall. And I got it.
to do it and he took the clip and then a few other clips and they each got like 800,000
1.2 million views and I was like what are you what are you doing you little magic man and
don't tell any of the secrets now but that was really you started all that shit yeah you were
building people's tictox behind the scene nobody knew I built Krista sevenos I built Theos I built
Brennan's I built but he's bill Bobbies this no he doesn't you know what's so funny about him
he probably has one I did the bad friends one at the beginning you did yeah how about this
Bobby doesn't
Bobby doesn't even have
we fly around the world
and I called his assistant a week ago
because I was like oh I need his
login or I mean his
number for Delta or whatever
you know you're whatever member number
and she's like oh I don't know if he has one
I was like what
what? Dude our life is on the road and in the sky
I go what do you mean you guys just
she's like yeah he just doesn't want he doesn't want the points
he doesn't want he doesn't he says he doesn't want to be a part of the system and i was like
a part of the system dude it's so funny this is for you i know well i'm like dude you get free
flights with it then he's like i don't care i don't want it i don't need it i was like okay man
is it part of bobby's charm or since you're actually just so close to me like it's fucking
enough bob like where are you at with his charm is that those things don't matter to him which
is fine right but i'm like no dude it's just a thing to give you free shit yeah you'll get free
flights because you fly so much yeah he's like i don't i don't uh
I don't care about any of that stuff, which is, I get it.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, he's living on his
he's 75, he does, no one has talked about it. I know, it is funny that be they pretend like
he's younger. It's like, they're like, he's 53 or it's like he's 75. He booked mad TV. I think
he was early 50s. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's crazy. Yeah, you know, the, the, the only thing that
makes me sad is that, uh, he's, I want to get him off cigarettes again, because now he's
getting a little older. And now I'm starting to freak out that I'm like, I'm like, you know,
Like, dude, we got to, that's the one thing we got to quit.
Dude, it took Ozzy, Ozzy, they got him.
Yeah, 76.
And the podcast is making too much money for you guys.
For him to die now?
Come on, dude.
He's just getting to an age where I know he's going to settle in and then never quit.
And so I'm trying to get him off the vice.
Yeah, get him a little nicotine patch or something.
Dude, we tried all that shit.
We tried so much stuff, dude, the gum, the patches, the, we tried to quit, the stuff that makes you quit wanting it because it puts a bad.
You know, you can take something in you.
and you smoke it makes it taste
like awful
doesn't work
dude he took Ozempik
threw up in the hallway there
and then kept eating
that's insane
the guy's got
the guys the guys
come on Bob
no he's gonna live to be a thousand
yeah he will be
will die young
and Bob will be like fuck us
we'll be dead in a week
we'll be dead in a week
so bouncing back
you do have to make your own story
your own film but tell me about
talk to me about the movie
that you're doing now
that you just did
yeah so I did it in Mexico City
with Sophie Turner is called Trust.
She's the coolest person alive.
She's play your love interest?
No, it's like a crime thriller.
She's like a Hollywood actress,
and she, a scandal hazzan.
She gets out of L.A.,
and then that's where your boy comes in.
In Mexico City.
No, it's based in L.A.,
but we shot it in Mexico City.
It was unbelievable.
Nothing's shooting here.
Nothing, nothing shooting here.
Dude, it's crazy.
That's such a weird thing.
Someone told me that it's cheaper to fly
an entire cast and crew
to actually shot the show in Dublin, Ireland.
To Ireland, everyone put them up for three, four months,
and shoot it all there, then to walk across the street
at the Universal States.
I don't work anymore.
I really don't get any work anymore.
Like acting work?
None.
What do you mean?
You just did, you did like massive movies and shows.
Nothing.
Is it because you're...
Tell him.
It's mostly offer only, or you just don't do anything.
Brother, they put us in Happy Gilmore in this studio.
I know.
I almost got that movie.
I want to kill myself.
That was a P, we did a little...
Oh, you're one of the sons?
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.
Talk about it.
I show you guys in it, though, but...
Brother, it's five seconds.
It's like a...
It's cool, though.
No, no, it is, but I'm saying,
it's not like we acted in the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was awesome on the desk going like, uh-huh.
But no, dude, the last thing I did shoot,
I shot a small little cameo thing.
I went to all the way to Budapest.
I went to Australia.
There's nothing that is shooting here at all.
Yeah.
And it's crazy.
It's, it is what it is, but it's got to change soon.
You gotta start shooting here.
I know.
I mean, you're blessed, though.
You got, you got the road.
I'm so jealous of the road.
You know, you don't want to do stand-up.
It's a nightmare.
I know, for sure.
But you guys just, it's, you get to work on your own accord.
Like me, someone has to tell me, yeah.
Yeah, no, it's true.
Well, no, no, you can make your own shit.
That's how I'm saying.
I think your future is you making your own stuff.
Right, but then you got to put all your money into it and you got to do it.
Ask 50?
We're in the midst of that.
That's what I'm saying?
We are, but like, it's not like a, it's not like an easy feat to be like,
damn, 50, can he give me a couple of mail to, like, make this?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he would, though.
He'd go, okay.
He would, but it's got to be good.
Yeah, we're in the midst of doing all that.
I'm doing that with him.
I'm doing some podcasts up with him and, you know.
What's the, where's the weirdest place you guys have hung out, you and him?
Weird, like, Prague, Prague, like somewhere Czech Republic.
So how I got.
Like, gone out together?
Yeah, how I got close with him.
He's also sick.
Like, he'll do a whole show, make M in the bank, because it's a stadium.
And then he'll be like, he'll do a club hosting after.
I'm like, what is he getting?
for this maybe 50 100 grand he'll he will just go to a club hosting right after he just did a
whole two-hour thing he just loves money he loves a hustle he loves doing it i love him so much
and then he'll bring like in the club he'll do big rich talent and then i'll just be on like the
dj booth like standing there like and he's rapping it's it's the coolest thing ever but he um
how i got close with him also how i got close with you know keels and all them this is a little
trick of the pros like if you have friends in music don't go to the la show because the la
show is where everyone is. There's
50 people in the green room, 100 people,
reps, all this stuff. So when 50
was having shows in Czech Republic
or like, Budapest, all these
places where they tore in Europe, I actually timed it out
where MGK had a show
in Amsterdam one night
and then next night Kells had a show, I mean
50 had a show in Prague. And I went
to both of them. And they haven't seen anyone
from America in like a month and a half. Like 50
was with Tony Yeo and Uncle
Murda for the past month. By the way,
love Tony Yeo. He's,
the greatest guy. I FaceTime him Mike three times a week.
He's the greatest guy ever.
So what? Then you'd bounce to both of them and then it kind of earned his respect.
Yeah, well, because it earned his respect. But like, I always say this.
Like, I love, I'm a conversation guy. Like, I love having a conversation. I could make you laugh.
Like, you know, I have a good time. And so if I'm talking to him for like three hours in his green room before the show, he's like, oh, this guy, like, gets it.
And he's called me and said that to me before. Like, that's, realistically, that's why he likes working with me because he's like, you get it.
like you do the right stuff on Instagram because you know I know like but he's like I know what
you do and I see it because I do a lot of the same stuff he's like you get it and that's why I want
to work with you it's it's not I wasn't just like you know there's a lot of white different actors
my family white actors Jerry Farrar like different guys who has been been on his shows but he's like
call me and literally said he's like you you just get it and that's why I like you smart um but
you could call him right now and he'd pick up yes I could but I'm not asking I know but I'm
saying everything that like I'm on a
press run right now with this thing and they all say that
I'm like I'm calling fucking night no I'm not I would never
ask you to do it but it is cool to think
how do you have them saved in your phone
uh it's I call him five
everyone calls him five so uh like
we're close to him but uh it's 50
new new because he changes his phone every
yeah of course like everyone famous 50 new
five yeah isn't that
isn't that cool it is funny to hear like an old executive
be like 50 yeah 50 great to meet you sir or they try
bro every old executive tries to be cool they're like 50
I'm like, brother, don't do that.
Yeah, please don't do that.
Just say 50.
Just say Curtis.
Hello, 50, said.
Yeah.
Mr. Jackson.
Yeah.
Yeah, just, yeah, be formal.
He likes Schultz, so he would fucking love you.
If he saw you do stand-up, he liked Schultz, he would love you.
Well, he likes Andrew also because the Charlemagne connection, too.
For sure, but that's just how he got introduced to him and saw his stuff.
And see stand-up.
If he saw your stuff, he'd fucking love you.
Because you have a very, like, you, Theo, you guys have very, like, you do have black,
Jason bits too like Bobby doesn't you know what I mean there's there's certain people that have like black adjacent bits that like black people watching like
Like black black I do have a good contingency of non-white fans right but my thing has always been I wanted
All sorts of humans to take it in I wanted it to not just be like one
Kind of you know I like that when I go places I'm like I like that the audiences are pretty mixed I'm like this is cool and I don't mean I'm not saying like mix like diversity I just mean I just mean
like ages like I'll have
people in their 50s I'll have people in their late
20s like that kind of I'm at
the place right now where I go
this is kind of great I cultivated the where young enough people
see us because of the internet and bad friends right
and then old enough people have been with me for a while
that they saw me early on
it's like this great little tiny little
chunk now because when you go to our shows
it is crazy to see like the range
like dude what we have a lot on bad we see
father and son mother
and daughter that's wild
and it's unbelievable what you guys have done with that podcast I want to
give you your flowers for that like you can fucking kill it well look we're about to
burn i almost burn it to the ground in london we got to a fight i was like oh bobby did i was
like i'll quit the show now yeah dude i was having to blow out i was so mad i would dude sometimes
i mean look that you i get why bands break up yeah it's it's hard to tour with someone that you
love i think that's really what it is nobody nobody has a hard time if we hated or didn't like
each other right it'd be so easy yeah because you just go you separate right like there are bands i know
I'm not going to call people out, but there's, I know, performers that don't really like each other, and they will never break up because it's perfect.
They leave each other alone.
You go to your room.
Did you say guns and roses?
Is that what you just said?
No, I didn't say it.
But I know some bands where they don't like each other, and it's perfect, though.
Yeah.
They do the work, they go home.
They do the work, they do the show, and they'll never break up.
The only time bands break up is when people actually have, like, they love each other so much they fight.
Right.
It's brothers.
Right.
I mean, you have brothers.
Yes.
You hate them.
You love them.
I want to kill my little brother.
Yeah, but that's what it is.
That's how, you love them so much that it's hard to mesh sometimes.
Yeah.
Your little brother, no, your little brother, you like.
Yeah, my older brother, I like him because I do everything for it.
We're so close.
I do everything for him, but like, it's, you're right.
It's exactly what you're saying.
I want to kill him.
Like, my older brother and I, he lives in Vegas now.
We talk a couple times a week, and it's perfect.
What is you doing in Vegas?
He wanted to say taxes.
I'm like, brother, you make $70k a year.
Like, he's saving $4 grand.
Like, get back to LA.
Just come back down.
Yeah, just come back.
Vegas is a weird move.
No, he likes it.
He's about to get married.
Like, they want to add kids.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Then it's fine.
Then enjoy it.
It's just being funny.
And your baby brother, where?
My little brother?
Yeah.
In your house.
My spare room.
In your house.
My spare room.
No rent paid.
No rent paid.
No, doesn't buy toilet paper, paper towel.
My car.
Nothing.
He doesn't.
He contributes.
But he's starting to do stand-up now, which is giving him some type of like.
Is he?
Yeah, he edits Keenan Thompson's podcast.
Like, that's where he makes his living.
He does clips and stuff like that.
I kind of passed in the torch
when I stopped doing all of it
and I like showed him how to do it all
So he's killing it now
Yeah he's doing well and now he's giving you a dime
No not a dollar
That's smart not a fucking dollar
But to go back to what you said about
The music stuff
It's funny because it's the same thing
With movies
Because like I did like a teen romance
Like this like a high school movie
And they're casting opposites
So like I'm like the jock
And then they cast the nerdy girl
And then they cast like the
the sweet guy they're already casting opposites so of course they're gonna clash off set
right and it's and it's drama because they're casting drama you get what i mean it's smart though
and it's crazy i i feel like you didn't you never worked like as like a teen or like early 20s
no i didn't even really want to act until probably i was 30 yeah i mean like i just when i was
in my 20s i only wanted stand-up stuff because back then stand-ups just did stand i
I mean, look, some, that's not true.
You know what I mean?
It's like, there was a little bit more of a, well, I got to make it in stand.
I have to make it in stand-up.
I do want to do some of the acting stuff, but I was like, I got to make it in stand-up.
And now, that's not the case, right?
The internet has changed everything.
Kevin Harder's Snapchat.
Like, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I mean, but the world is different now because a young actor, young comedian, whatever, a young, multi-hyphen it.
They're just going to do everything that they can until it works.
Yeah.
I mean, the richest kid at the party last night with speed.
That kid is unbelievable.
You know about this kid?
Yeah.
He's a live.
They just walk around and live streaming the whole day.
Him, Aidan Ross.
What does he make live streaming like this?
I'm not ignorant.
They make like, not kidding, tens of millions of dollars a month.
What?
So much money.
So I don't understand, I'm dumb.
So when they live stream, are people donating or they're reading, they're doing advertisement?
I know Kik gave like Aiden like $50 million to just keep streaming.
Just to stream on their platform.
Wow.
They make so much money.
It's ridiculous.
God, that's brilliant though, dude.
dude i mean it's so like that's a world that i don't even understand but the speed kid i see people
really like him like i get that people like he's a likable guy he's super affable kison at too
he's he's he's another big affable right but i don't but they don't do a thing no they just
live their life they just have made a ton of money and then they just get to do cool shit so
it's almost like just feeding each other because they get to do cool shit and people want to see
them do cool shit that's so wild like we had sketch on the show and he was what what sketch i liked was
he was very aware of this character life he's kind of
of living and playing so he's not really like that no he is but I mean he's
also very aware that it's like he's he's enjoying the world he's created yeah right
he kind of manufactured a world and he's living in it yeah and he gets to kind of
play up this character he's very funny he's very clever like that's what I mean
it's like but with the other guys the speed and whatever I just it's interesting
because I was like well did they do something before that that got them big no
they just kind of just kept streaming and and vlogging and then they became
so they're at the party streaming the whole time no they actually weren't
streaming at this party which wow yeah
which is just now that I think about it.
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I went to the Playboy Mansion all too late.
We got invited by some sponsored company, you know, that this is all, I was all.
So you did a brand trip. It's fine.
I did a brand trip. Yeah, you did a branch.
We went, I don't know who it was through, but it was kind of like sad at that point.
It was like sun kissed, sponsored at the, you know what I mean?
He was too old at this point.
Oh, it was really gross and sad.
I was actually kind of annoyed.
I actually didn't want to go because I was like,
we missed a heyday of what that would have been cool to, like, see.
Yeah.
But then when we went, it was movie night.
Look up what night movie.
It's like Monday night.
But he does it.
He makes everyone sit and watch a movie with him.
It's really demented bullshit.
And no one's having sex.
They're just watching movies.
No, dude, it's creepy as fuck.
It's sad and weird as fuck.
You like get popcorn.
And there's like a snack room and like, and you, and it's, I'm talking hundreds of people.
Sit around and watch a movie.
What is it?
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Brother, you're telling me an old guy just can't watch a classic film with some friends?
With 150 strangers?
Creepy and gross, dude.
So weird.
That's creepy and gross.
All the shit that happened to the Playboy, man, so he's like, fucking movie night was gross.
You're exactly right.
Well, the other shit, the other shit is obvious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a sex castle.
So what if the guy just wanted to watch a fucking movie was in front?
It's almost like Gatsby.
Yeah.
It's like Gatsby shit.
I can't watch a movie without 150 strangers.
Yeah.
That's how rich he was.
And people sat around and did it.
And I remember thinking, we left almost immediately.
Yeah.
Because it was like they started the thing and everyone's like getting comfortable watching a movie.
And I thought, I could go watch him.
I don't, I go watch a movie at home.
Yeah.
Also, I was a little too high to be a part of that world.
Like, I was too stoned and overthinking how weird it was.
What's the weirdest part of you ever been?
Was it that?
Or there's like some crazy weird?
No, not like, well, I mean, I've never been to anything that's cool.
That's like a, I've never been to like, like,
one of these parties where you're like, you wouldn't believe what broke out.
If I brought you to a fucking David Dobick party, you would be the most famous guy.
They would love you because your clip, you don't get it.
I know, but those are, I, yeah.
Your clips are so viral.
I'm gonna hear, I'm Bobby Mom for the, for the next, like, hour and-
Legitima, you will hear that.
Yeah.
No, but I just think like that world, it's too, too young and it's cool.
The internet kids, that's nice.
No, it was with Jason Nash. He was there.
He's her age, right?
You guys are in your...
Go ahead.
What are you going to say?
No, you guys are the same age.
How old?
How old?
Late 60s.
Fuck, dude, you little fucking...
You know what's so funny?
I used to say that about everyone
and I'm like, I'm creeping up in my 30.
Yeah, dude, who the fuck do you think you are?
I'll kill myself before I get 30.
I can't.
I'll be at the shot toe dead at 29 and a half.
At the end of the show?
No, yeah, Jason is, but he's in that world.
For sure.
For sure.
And by the way, have you met him before?
Yeah, we met...
One of the greatest guys ever.
No, he was a really nice guy.
The best.
Well, he did the show.
Dylan.
No, I know, but I'm saying we met...
I'm saying how we met.
Yeah, he was on the show, but we met through Dylan,
I think at Tim's house.
Tim always has,
Tim Dillon always has the funny
that's the last time I saw you
at Tim Dillon's Christmas party.
He's got the weirdest collection.
It would be,
it'll be like you,
me,
Caitlin Jenner.
Harry Jousy.
You're like,
yeah, yeah,
he's going up.
That pillow guy,
the porn pill.
But it was so funny
because like half the party
is like comics,
like fuck Hollywood,
all this stuff.
And then you got like
Eli Roth with his shoes off
in the living room.
Yeah,
like playing the bonoes.
It's like half and half
like Tim,
pick aside,
come on.
So that's the weird.
If you want to talk
about weird parties. Those are the weirdest parties to me when it's like a collection of
how are these people in the same? Why would they ever be near each other? I know. But never
anything like interesting or fun or cool. I never got invited to any Hollywood shit. And also
I think there's way less Hollywood shit than people would like to imagine. Yeah. There's way less.
I mean, there's more of that stuff. Like dough brick and the kids that rent the houses and all that
shit. Right. How big is his house? It's insane. It's one of the most insane houses I've ever seen.
You know what's so funny for the first time?
We were laying in bed in London, and we were staying...
You're Bobby?
Yeah.
And we were staying up, and we were staying up because I wanted to do the time change right for the flight, you know?
So we were staying up late.
And I said to my wife, I said, you know, I've never seen a Mr. Beast video, but I know that they exist, right?
Like I said, of course...
Me too.
I'm not kidding.
I put one on just for fun.
I love it.
You couldn't stop.
I love, dude, I get it.
Right away, I thought, I don't have, the appeal of this is not for me.
Yes, it was.
I was like that with David Dobricks blogs.
Well, he does kind of a same thing, right?
So funny.
Yeah, they're funny.
But he, like, he genuinely has cultivated, like, a sitcom where he has a character.
They have a bit, and they do it, and he just does the coolest shit, and it works for him.
Now, I've seen some of Mr. B stuff.
I don't find him as funny and interesting and quick.
Well, he's not funny. He's more like...
It's junk food.
It's junk food.
It's really good junk.
It's great.
It's Arby's.
it's like oh this is gonna I'm gonna feel sick afterwards but it's really good and he's the biggest and he's the biggest he what he did in this one was there was a private pilot and he was like if you can live on the plane for a hundred days it's yours but he just puts people to fucking hell dude it's interesting it's wild though but it's a psychological exercise they'll study it in in psychology classes I'm not kidding in a hundred years they'll go this is kind of crazy the internet was at this weird place where like he was wealthy enough to gift people because he is very philanthropic like he gives a lot of money away but he does it in a way
where it's psychologically challenging
because the guy's gonna miss his wife
and his kids, but then he lets them
face-time them, you know,
one day if he wins a challenge.
And then the next day, if he wins a challenge,
he gets a shower.
So this is, he's saw, basically.
It's a dude, it is.
It's fucked up.
If you can get through it.
Yeah, yeah.
But the psychological beauty
that I thought was the most powerful part
was this guy was then going down,
he made a list of why it's good or bad
to have the jet.
Like, by the 15th day,
he's like, all right,
let's look at the logistics if I really want this right because in your mind you go yeah I want
a private jet I'm a pilot I can fly whenever I want but then he's done doing the math of
gas and storage and upkeep and maintenance and then he thought oh man this isn't going to fit my
lifestyle I'm a pilot like how am I going to be so the back and forth and then he goes well I could
just take it and sell it but then part of the restriction is you can't sell it right away
so it was brilliant it was just look this is so dumb I'm like telling you about the episode
but it was a brilliant exercise in why I think all these kids are successful because
It's all psychological.
It's all psychological warfare.
Basically what they're going to do is, you know how they have the split videos now?
We can't even just like watch.
I know.
It's like split video of like cars jumping while you guys are doing a podcast.
They're going to have the Mr. Beast thing and it's just going to be Andrew explaining what's going on.
And then in the little corner there's going to be like glass breaking.
We've gotten to a fucking point.
We're like, we're like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah.
What do you know the one I watched a side by side that I love is the one where they roll stuff downstairs to see how many stairs.
Oh, I love the paint.
Oh, the paint.
Why do I like that?
Dude, it's something in our brains.
And you know, as an old guy, my first thought, I was like, who's cleaning this up?
Yeah, it's like me with trans porn.
It's like, why do we like this, you know?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, dude, I do.
I do.
Am I wrong?
No, you're not wrong.
And here's the thing about trans porn, okay?
Let me tell you why you like it.
There's a guy and a girl are having sex, trans porn.
It's actually less gay than normal sex because there's four tits.
Brother.
I have a bit about that.
Do you really?
I have a bit about it.
Did I just steal it?
You did.
I haven't seen you do stand-up in over a year, so I-
Way over a year now.
I don't do, I'd never put that bit in anything.
I don't know why I didn't put that bit, though.
Oh my God, I didn't know, I just, I thought I was like a fucking genius.
I was like, that's hilarious.
No, I did the bit for a while, and then I threw it away.
I don't know why I did it.
No, that's a great bit.
Go back to it.
Nah, it's all right.
You know why?
Because people are so fucking sensitive and weird that, and, and I'll say, and how about this?
I'll say it.
People are so fucking close-minded.
Yeah.
That they won't hook up with trans people.
Well, when you, when I say,
the word trans anything people immediately go yeah and not in a way of like be careful they all go like
i don't want to think about that yeah so even me making a joke about the world of it people immediately
get tight they just go like i don't know if i'm comfortable with that i've never seen it and i don't know
if i like it's yeah well because they might think it's funny but they don't it's so weird people
don't want to look like they think it's funny even if they do like they don't want to laugh at a comedy
club and be like oh this person thought that well that's why we that's why we keep them in the dark
yeah that was the one rule i had with my special keep the trans women
in the dark is that what you're saying that come on oh I thought that's what you said
I keep the trans men in the dark no yeah yeah we keep the crowd in the dark you have to
yeah because if you don't if you light them up they get cognizant over other people
looking at them laughing yeah that's a dangerous place to be when you're looking
around at who's watching you laugh yeah it's inherently gonna make you feel like
what if I have a dumb laugh yeah like what if I look dumb when I'm excited I don't
want someone to look at me on laugh or am I laughing too loud when the room is
dark everyone's like in on it that's why I don't go to stand up with women
either because they pissed me off like like I don't know I just I go to stand up alone or I go
at my little brother right don't care you're not gonna take a date you mean yeah well because they want
you to entertain them they don't want you to go to a date on a date a girl never wants to have
mutual entertainment they want you to entertain them well even when I brought my girlfriend to
like when I had a girlfriend and I was dumb back then but like I don't know there was something
about like I just wanted to focus on I don't want okay you're ordering fucking changing
man you're okay he's yeah and I love stand up so much
And I'm like, shut up, please.
Like, I don't watch a thing.
How has it been doing stand-up?
Do you see any differences in the past couple years?
No, you know, I think like, I think the only thing that's tough now is like post-pandemic.
The market's pretty heavy.
Everyone is out on, everyone toured for the past like three, four years.
Yeah.
So that's been like weird.
Yeah, Matt Rife's actually been still touring four years later.
He's never stopped.
He's touring as we speak.
I told him, I said, you got to stop.
Did you got to slow down?
Wait, did you actually tell him that?
100% I did.
I just went to his house and Burr out.
You were with me when I did it.
We were at the premiere.
At Burt's Premiere.
I said, buddy, you got to chill out because it's a long game.
And I know you got to get it while it's hot.
Right, like him and...
That's how Theo thinks too, though.
Theo's...
I'm like, Theo.
Slow down.
You can't...
But, brother, you will tour for the rest of your life, whether it's...
Just slow down a little bit.
But look, I get it, though, right?
Like, Shane is a good friend.
Shane's killing it.
Yeah, he tours a lot.
But, yeah, why not?
I mean, I get the side of it.
But when you're on the outside of it, you go, don't drown, dude.
You don't want them to, like, tour you until you start to have a...
Well, think about, like,
Pedro Pascal what's happening right now what is happening to him he's in like three
movies coming out right now and everyone's like fucking enough oh it's like of his shit they're
sick of his shit is that real he is there the tide has completely turned on him in the last like
three days because he's too exposed too exposed yeah doing too much this and that you know what's so
funny about about him and this is me because I'm also like out of touch in in that regard I've I don't
I've never seen any of his movies has he done anything that I've seen you would know I mean
Did you watch The Last of Us?
No, I didn't watch The Last of Us either.
Yeah, no, probably not that.
Isn't that crazy?
I know how famous he is, and I know who he is.
I've never seen anything he's ever done.
There is a chunk of people that are in the world of acting
where everybody loves them, and I'm like, yeah, they're great.
And I've never seen anything they've ever done.
Yeah, it's like the Florence Pughes and those people who are like, they do like the art,
the big kind of like Shalamay type movies.
Well, Shalamee's the shit.
Easy go.
Did you see a comedian unknown?
Come on, dude.
Unbelievable.
The kid is amazing.
And I don't even know who Bob Dylan was until I saw that, though.
bro i hate you so
but i didn't i know it really makes me sad and disgust that's disgusting
dude's disgusting
tony ao's my boy i don't need a no fucking box that's exactly right
you live in the world of hip hop and you always will
me young gzzi tonyo i don't know
from the hard streets of rhode island yeah
isn't that crazy
yeah what a world that you come up through
yeah i don't i i i just there's actors that i know
i'll say this there's underrated actors
i just watched the blackberry movie on the plane i know that came out a couple
years ago with Jay Barrowshall.
He's so old.
He's like, I just finally watched.
Yeah.
Have you seen Titanic?
Yeah, you, me and DePri.
I just watched it.
It's good.
It's good.
My dad's like that sometimes.
You haven't seen that, uh, that, uh, dumb money movie, huh?
I was like, yeah, the movie that came out in 2018.
I saw it, dad.
2018, they just put it on my TV yesterday.
I just saw it.
No, you know what he has?
I don't even know if I can even say this, the jail broken thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And his new bit is he'll call me and be like, yeah, I just, uh, you know,
the movie that just came out yesterday.
I already saw it.
He loves it.
He loves it.
God bless jail break.
I remember when people used to hook up your cable boxes back in the day.
That's prior to your time.
He used to do that.
Really?
Yeah.
I remember those days.
You'd have someone knew someone in the neighborhood that could be like, I can come rig the box.
He was the tree cable.
That's the shit, dude.
No, I saw that Blackberry movie and it reminded me how good Jay Barrow is as an actor.
He's so fantastic.
But it was about the demise, the rise and the demise of the Blackberry.
You know what they need to do?
They need to, I love Jay Barrow show and this is the end.
They need to make a comedy one with you guys in it.
But like on that budget, you can't make like a shitty like $3 million one.
like three million dollar one make make like a fucking this is the end with you bobby theo
Shane all those guys that movie will make 800 million I wish we could do it but the problem is
comedy movies don't make money anymore man because they're not good well but here's the other
problem if someone wants to manufacture one they're going to go to a streamer right like what sando
did with Netflix to what adam has done is amazing because it's like yeah he's going to keep making
great comedy movies and and do kind of whatever he wants
Because there's no risk for the studios to put it in the theater, though.
Because comedy stopped making money a long time ago in the theater.
Because they stopped making the movies.
I know.
They stopped making the Tropic Thunders.
It's just hard to go back now.
Because a lot of times, I think it's a cultural thing.
Comedy is like a sign of the times.
I think comedy is this like public dirty secret now.
It's like people want to go watch it.
The idea that America's stupid, by the way, bothers me when people say that.
They're like, oh, American audiences are dumb.
No, they're fucking not.
In fact, I think they're the most clever and in-tune they've ever been now.
with that because they've consumed so much media at this point that when somebody goes they don't
even know what they're it's like no dude they know so much now yeah they're kind of ahead of the
curve they're almost like jumping the shark of the business yeah they understand nuance better than
they ever have now is that the whole internet no right but people can see where stuff comes from
more now than ever right especially especially young people on the internet because they grew up with it
in their fucking yeah it's actually i'm lucky where i grew up with like a little bit of a i am when
I was younger but enough where I was like outside and like I get it not on it but
some of these kids like they don't they don't know anything other than the phone
yeah man that's but that's the ultimate future don't get me into Rocco's basilic
basilica do you see some of this stuff is so negative though like every comment you
see on everything now is just tearing it well because that's it's true people want
drama I hate it why I just go back to a time because I think that's I agree but
I think that's we're at a place now where people probably
aren't people a lot of people that aren't satisfied
with the way their lives are going
it's a place to feel something
you know it's something to feel
it's like herd mentality it's why we love watching
videos of like fights or like
fucked up shit happening or car accidents
because you're like well dude I want to see
it makes you feel especially if you're not sad
if you're the less satisfied you are
with your own life and existence the more you're
going to get off on other people's failures
so schadenfreude that's the term
so be more satisfied in your own
existence in life and then you don't have to worry about the other
stuff right be more like you yeah be more like 50 yeah get shot 90s just enjoying the fuck out of his
life yeah i mean he's the greatest life ever that's it well is that the dumbest thing he's bought
you the most expensive thing he's bought you is that chain um i mean like my contract was
he buys you good gifts huh no he didn't really buy me gifts but like he uh like you really buy you
a car he's that kind of guy if i ask him he he probably would but like there would be some like
caveat you're like can i get a ferrari no i don't know he i don't think you do that but he'd buy
you a bens tomorrow
I don't know, I've never, like, barked up that tree with him.
Like, we're on, like, a cool level, but, like, I actually, I think he's more of, like, you got, like, he'll put me through something to work for it and then get it.
And then, like, he's, he's like the father that's like, I'm not just going to give it to you.
Like, you got to prove you to earn it.
Yeah, right.
Which, which, um, that's the best way to do it.
Like, he's not giving Tony Yale fucking hundreds of millions of dollars here, this and that.
Tony goes on tour of them and he takes care of them.
Like, totally.
For sure.
But he, you know, he'll give him, he does all this stuff.
But, like, he works for it.
And I think that's the best way to do it.
Because if that's when you start getting, like, I've seen, I know a lot of rappers.
I've been around a lot of camps.
I've seen in the past couple years just, like, people in their camp that I knew,
snaking them, because it was more of like a, oh, well, here's this, here's this, here's this.
And then there's no work for it.
Then they just want more.
You know what I mean?
So wild.
The one thing I'm fascinated with rap camps is how much free, not free, how much loose cash is around.
That scares me.
That scares me.
It doesn't scare because when you think about how many guns they generate...
Like last night, at David Dobrick's house, YG performed.
And he was with, like, seven or eight, like, dudes.
Like, he's blooded out, like, from Compton, all this stuff.
Literally.
Yeah.
And the security guard comes over and goes, hey, yo, YG wants to meet you.
I was like, oh, it's fire.
Literally went over.
And we just talked, but, like, he has everyone from his hood there.
Like, that...
Even if he had...
If he walked around with a million dollars cash on a wheelbarrow,
I can guarantee you
Jason Nash is not touching that mail
You know what I mean?
Hey, can I get some of that?
Yeah, yeah
That is crazy to think about though
They do all carry cash
Do you know it was nuts?
So I had a sign
So 50 brought me out on stage in Chicago actually
Yeah
Sold Out show
Where was at United Center?
Yeah
And it was a Chicago Blackhawks jersey
And it says final lap
On the back
Which was the name of the tour
And number 50
And I wore it on
stage he brought me out and then so he had a festival in Shreveport a couple months later and I wanted
him to sign it so I can hang it in my house and I text him I was like yo um can Mario is his assistant
can he bring this up and sign that he's like motherfucker come up yourself so I was like all right
I was going to have his assistant do he's like if you want to sign come up here yeah so I went up to
his room there is a million dollars cash in the middle of the room and now he had it there
for a reason because um he's you know he's building those studios in Shreeport have you seen that yeah
and um he flew in a ton of strippers and he just was was throwing in the he was throwing the money for the uh uh in the club because every night they had the g dome which was the party place and he he would give money he would give me like 20 grand and said just throw it throw it at the strippers all this stuff if i keep it for fun everyone says that if you don't keep it no you can't yeah i don't know you got to throw i know yeah um but i go up to the to the room there's a million dollars cash in the middle and he's standing looking out the middle uh looking out the window uh looking out the window on the
the horizon and i just walk in i'm like hey uh what about five and he's like um he's like
come here and i like walk in and he's like overlooking the city he's like see that i own that
it was pointing at everything in the city that he owned he's like you see the police station
right there that's mine like pointing at literally everything and i'm like this is some iron man
shit that's like pointing everything a million dollars cash in the middle he signed it we were
obviously like joking to have a good time but he actually generally like has bought the whole
city of streetport and he's going to film a million dollars cash just in the middle just to give
he couldn't throw enough money so he had to just throw the chunks like that like you know
brick he took bricks of money have videos of it it's insane that's so wild but yeah there was a million
cash just in the middle but but i guess you have to keep up the image at some point but so what when
is it i think he's really keeping up the image i think he genuinely was is trying to put more money
into the city of shreveport he's getting jobs there a million dollars there's a lot of money just
throw away stuff for the for the girls you know if if people see your how many
girls are splitting a million dollars i mean i don't know if he threw the whole million i know
there was a million in the room but like maybe a hundred k went towards bottles or you know what i mean
he never caught anybody taking any of that though huh never he'd be shot it's the worst thing
you possibly could do you always the year before it was called um it was called tycoon weekend and
we did it in houston and it all pleasure p was fighting uh um who's the other guy uh tray songs it was
guns were coming out
stuff was crazy happen
the next year he did in Shreveport
he changed it to humor and harmony
he rebranded
smart
yeah and like they had a lot of
comics I think Schultz
Schultz came Matt Rife did a set
um
uh Gary Owen did a set
so Gary Owen
I gotta get you in that though
Gary Owen is the king
the white comic of black comics
he's the there is no one bigger
yeah he's like the guy
I saw him on the internet
shout out to Gary Owen
we love Gary he he blessed some guy that
I saw that that was a great video
that was such a lovely he was like
oh the guy's like
my mom died he's like let me pay for the funeral yeah i thought that was such a lovely moment you know
and she's like did did uh she like you or yeah yeah and of course some guy in the crowd tried to ruin
it you're like you're like dude yeah he just had the fucking moment yeah dude give him like this
little beautiful moment yeah for paying for this guy's mom's mom's funeral is that what it was
it was his wife's his wife died yeah oh even fucking worse yeah you got to do more charitable
stuff i've been saying that to you for years i do i told you the rap albums coming out like
you got to start no no no like what though you got to start giving a
way money you got to start donating time charity you got to start doing it really you don't what do you
do so much we do so much we always do charity stuff and i'll tell you good transition
october 25th if you're in the los angeles area i am doing a home run derby in the valley
for special olympics where you get to hit home runs off of your favorite celebrities you can hit
dingers off of your favorite celebrities if you're around you should come i'll come but i'm
throwing heat i'm not letting these kids like brother come on
I can't have a clip of me going viral of getting fucking...
I'm just getting dinged on?
Yeah, I can't.
First of all, someone hitting a home run on you when you're like soft pitching it versus...
Brother.
It's not getting dunked on.
I'm not being like dunk on your favorites.
I'm throwing a three-seamer.
Splitter.
That's so funny.
Johnny, slow down.
You've beat...
You hit three kids.
I can't.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, we're doing that.
That's big.
I think the more space you have to do stuff, the better.
Well, okay, Blue Sky.
What would it...
What could I do?
My little brother lives in my...
My spare room.
No, that's family.
That's different.
Also, you're okay.
You're on a black show.
You should be doing stuff
for the black community.
How about that?
Okay, that's good.
Yeah, do stuff.
I'm just doing this.
I know, but like I...
I know. It's a good bit.
I...
You don't get your haircut.
I like my money too much.
Brother, come on.
I'd walk out with the fucking fade.
I'd be like, I can't do this.
But you got to think on set,
on set, there always has to be black barbers.
Yes.
You never thought about jumping in the chair?
You want it with self-money is all the barbers.
Like, they call me a rapper.
They're like, you a rapper, man, you a white rapper.
They, like, they love fucking with me.
Because they'll see my stories of, like, we do club hostings.
It's kind of like somewhat of being on the road.
You really?
Did you just put one up a couple days ago?
Yeah, I did it.
It did a club hosting recently.
And we'll just go to a club.
They'll give us money.
And then they'll, uh, the people just pull up and party with us.
It's like almost doing a stand-up show, but not having to do stand-up.
Do you like it or you don't like it?
I like it.
You like the job, the money.
Yeah.
I mean, they flies to Miami and we're at a strip club and we're getting paid to
to be there. It's amazing. Just to hang out.
Who do you usually go with?
My co-star, Michael Rainey. He's a nice guy, right?
The best. Yeah, the best. I like his style.
He's so funny. Um, he's like the most unassuming funny guy ever.
Oh, really? Like, actually.
Hilarious, but he's very quiet on like, on like, we had a podcast together.
Um, what happened? We're doing, we're bringing it. Yeah, we're, we took a, oh, a break
because I live in L.A. He lives in New York. Um, but we're, we're going to bring it back and we're
going to do stuff. You shoot in L.A., though, right?
No, we shoot that in New York. We shot that show in New York for six years.
I lived in New York City.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, but you're always back here.
Yeah, I mean, because I live...
With the moment you were done, you're like, I'm out.
You didn't want to just move to New York?
No, I hate New York City.
You do?
I hate it.
Why?
Were you at the Docklands?
Is that where you shoot that?
No, we shoot it at Steiner in Brooklyn.
I don't know.
I just love L.A.
Dude, I just love L.A.
I love driving my car to Airwant.
I know, it's boozy, but, like, I love doing that stuff.
No, that's fine.
You're a lot.
It's beautiful women here.
You're driving your car to see beautiful women to go to Arawan.
I don't want to say, like, I didn't grow up, like, I wanted to stress that, like, I fucking did the catering.
I did all the bullshit.
I worked to get-to-get-you-worked to get-out-you-work to get here.
I'm not like one of these influence that, like, me, like, a get ready with me to go to fucking Columbine.
You need to start doing it, too.
Yeah, you think so?
You need to start doing it.
That's the only, that's how you get to the next level.
Fuck.
You, that's how you get to the next level.
I just can't get past.
Get ready with me.
Go to charity.
Like, I made the money.
I'm going to give it away?
You do got to give it away.
But they didn't, no one worked at that serving job that I worked at.
Everybody's working.
A lot of people work at serving jobs.
Tell them to give it away.
Yeah, that's a good point.
You got to give it away.
Bro, how about this fucking speaking of giving away money?
How about the Gavin Newsom shit that they, the fire money didn't go anywhere?
Did you see that?
No, look this.
That whole fire aid thing that happened, there's like, they raised like $200 million.
Not a dollar went anywhere.
Where to go?
No one knows.
Newsom, hair gel.
That's what it is.
He put it in his hair.
This guy, dude, honestly, he's going to run for president.
You know that, right?
I mean, no, he 100% is.
Yes, he is. You don't think so?
No, I know.
No, 100% he is.
That's what he's doing right now.
He's campaigning for himself to be president.
So what happened to all this fire money?
You can find anything about this?
Because we don't.
I can find stuff on Fox about it.
Yeah, you know what went to?
Went to my club hosting, baby.
I'll be in Miami on July Day.
I'm sure, look, I'm sure it never went to the right place.
It didn't.
And some lady digged and called, some lady made a TikTok about it, she called, because it says all the corporations, she lives in the place that lost her house.
And she's like, I tasked all my friends.
She's very, you know, deep in the community.
What does it say?
It says here, it says here the first round of grants were distributed in February, 5 million to over 120 non-profit organizations.
Second phase, fire aid went out earlier this year, 25 minute ago support, go towards supporting initiatives around financial and housing stability.
initiatives. But she looked at every single place that it said I went to, called every place, and they were like, and they didn't get the money. So they're trying to figure out where the money is.
All right, well, there's only one way to test this theory. Let's light another fire and see if we can get that money. Let's light this place on fire and see what happens. There was one in Studio City. Was there really?
I mean, it was kind of like that with Michael Rainey when we were doing the podcast. He's just late to everything. Like, we'll have like Fat Joe waiting.
So that's why he's on a black show.
Yeah, yeah, I'm like, you gotta get everyone there on time.
No, we'll have like fat Joe there, like sitting there.
And then I'm like, texting Michael, he's like, you know, he's still at his house.
I'm like, that's great.
He just would do that.
So I have dealt with that.
How late are all the actors to the show?
Brother, brother, the call times are like 4 and.
We don't start shooting until like 10.
It's nuts.
It's so cliche and corny, but I'm like, it's so.
But it is, like, it just is.
What's what you do with rappers?
Like, that was the thing.
On Dave, we had a lot of rappers.
Yeah.
When they were like, okay, your call time is, I'm like,
do you think you're going to tell Migos what time they have to fucking be there?
Are you out of your mind?
Yeah.
That's never going to happen.
Yeah.
Just hope they show up on Wednesday.
Yeah.
Say, here's where we are on Wednesday.
Can you go?
And they might show up.
And then maybe they, I will say some of them are, some of the rappers we work with are like remarkably
professional.
Rick Ross.
Hate him.
Crazy professional.
Really?
I do
I'm in G unit
so I got people
with regards
but I'm glad you had phone with them
well I mean
I didn't even get to
shoot with a guy
but I mean
just professional
was on time
broad people
did a
he did a lot of
favors for everybody
like because
when
takeoff died
yeah
uh yeah
takeoff
when takeoff
died
they had had a
they had
they had something
written for him
and then he couldn't do it
and then he passed away
and it was crazy
and then they
audible
and Rick Ross's piece
slid in where his was
and he got on a jet
and came
same day or whatever
I was like I thought it was kind of a cool
okay you don't like him I understand
Yeah no I was here at Whiskey Ginger podcast
We have beef with Rick Ross
No I don't
I mean you literally you said it
No I don't
You said you want all this load with Rick Ross
No no no I liked him
He was very nice
He was a sweetheart I didn't even get to shoot with a guy
Maybag music guy
I'm G unit pal
Um no
So funny
I do hope somebody in his crew kills you
Yeah
Yeah.
I am G-unit, brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me tell you something, pal.
This is G-Unit over here.
Maybach music is a very funny coin.
Who is the coolest person you worked with on my joke?
A Hyundai music.
Yeah.
Who's the coolest person I work with on the show?
You tell me yours is yours first, I'll think.
Oh, Lil Durk, for sure.
Little Durk is your...
Well, just because you liked him.
I love Little Durk.
I actually helped that happen, because I was a big fan of him.
um because originally it was the baby and then i love de baby he's the he's the man i love the man yeah he's so
cool he's tight with 52 we've hung out a bunch i did a deba baby sexy red music video where i was
in a du rag catching what getting waves i swear to god sexy red was twerking on my face really
yeah it was unbelievable she like you she's cool oh bad boy i like roddy rich too
roddy rich is the man who did i who did we work that that was cool who did we work with on dave
that was cool i don't really remember before my time honestly
I don't really remember, like, you know,
Usher was on that episode, but I met him before.
You had Kelz on there, but is that where you met him?
No.
Or you knew him before?
No, before.
And then, I don't know, man, like that.
I will say this, I didn't get to work with Brad Pitt.
He was on the show, and that was a, that would have been.
Do you see F1?
No, I'm going literally tomorrow.
It's fucking amazing.
It's good, huh?
It made me cry how good of, like, a movie.
I was, like, I got to be, me and speed got to be streaming together
because I got to ramp it up.
And then I saw F1, I'm like, I'm a fucking actor.
I'm an actor.
I'm an actor, dude.
I'll always be an actor.
Oh, my God, in a du rag.
Man, you look so dumb.
That's so funny.
Yeah, it's great.
There is a viral video of DeBabee teaching me how to put a du rag on.
And then he, like, goes in the camera, and he's like, because you know how Bow Wow is
on the cover of every du rag?
Yeah.
You probably wouldn't know that.
Yeah, no, I do.
Yeah, he is.
He's on the cover of it.
And Bow Wow, reposting everything.
And it was like, bow, wow, I need you to send every du rag to his house.
It was so fucking money.
You got a stock of du rags at the crib?
Yeah.
What are you going to do with them?
They're for my hair before I go to bed.
It's mostly when I had black women sleep over.
I put it on them.
I don't, not on myself.
Just if you have a black girl come to the house, you just lay them out.
Yeah, just throw them around.
I use these.
Ah, fuck, my friend.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I forgot to put away all that shit.
My bad.
I was doing laundry today.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I know bow I was on the cover of those.
I've been to stores in the hood where rap snacks exist.
Mm-hmm.
Little baby?
Rap snacks?
is so funny to me you can't go
and get them unless you're in the hood
you get oh they have them at like uh
retro places too
like yeah they're trying to be cool yeah yeah
that's corny yeah but you really want to
get to go to the trenches it's got you got to go to a place
that has bulletproof glass yeah it has
to have a divide between you and the man checking you out yeah you know what I mean
and then after 6 p.m. the doors are locked you can't come inside you got to order
to the window outside yeah that's when it you know it when you go to
Chicago bro me and Theo bro I
I have a big chain
I have like a giant chain
You gotta be careful wearing that shit
I know and so we're in New Orleans right
And it was maybe like three in the morning
We get back from the
Was it the night?
It was the night before the UFC fight
We did power slap and we went out
And then he's like
The girl who's I need a vape
I need a vape they're like we need a vape
So I was like all right so we walked
He's got to vape shit
We walked
Through New War
I have my giant channel
I'm like Theo like he's like nah brother
We didn't tuck it
I mean I did a little
But like it's still like on my neck
and I got my everything out and we're walking through I'm like New Orleans is arguably
one of the worst cities in the world bound to get robbed the second we walked in the place
all the black people knew who Theo was and I was like damn this is crazy we're getting
I mean everybody knows who he is it's crazy he's so fucking famous I mean it was a Dustin
Porrier weekend in New Orleans like that's his boy yeah yeah but like yeah from there
it's a different it's also like he's kind of like Louisiana's best export yeah it's like
you're going to like Seoul Korea they'd be like oh it's Andrew
Well, it's me go to North Korea.
They like me more up there.
They like me.
What is it?
What's the city up there?
What's the, why can't I think of the name?
The big city that, uh, uh, uh, my brain keeps saying Pyongyang.
Pyongyang.
Yeah, I was right.
Pyongyang.
Do you see a lot of that stuff on here for you?
Do you watch TikTok a lot?
I watch, yeah, if I'm on the shitter, I like it.
If I'm on the hoop, I, I love.
That shit is crazy.
People make TikTok.
Come with me for the day in North Korea.
You see that?
It is so crazy.
And then they had people break into, it's all government regulated.
So it's like they pay,
actors to
I'm going
I'm doing a branch here
I'm like yeah I'm in a Biza next week
the following week I'm in North Korea
I'll be in Pyongyang
August 4th to the 12th
yeah
you're doing club parties in Pyongyang
nobody's there but they're paying you to go
yeah it's all yeah it's like
where is a city that you won't go do a club at
if they're like we want you to
we want you to come up I'm usually pretty
protected by like if
if the club is flying me out there
they make sure that they put you guys on a jet
no no I was like that'd be insane
A jet would be crazy.
You fly on 50s jet, though?
Yeah, you do.
I've seen it.
Yeah, you do.
I've been on it.
Because I've seen it online.
He's got a big fucking jet.
I don't know if he owns the jet.
Because he's always flying to, like, Europe and stuff like that.
I don't know if it's his jet.
I think he just like, or maybe it is.
Maybe he rents jets?
Yeah, I think he...
But he's never, he hasn't flown commercial in 25 years.
Oh, no, no shot.
Isn't that crazy?
He can't.
I know.
Yeah, he's way too famous.
But I will say, like, he is a...
he's so good like after the show in in Tottenham that like giant stadium that
that new one in London he he did the show did the meet and Greek did this did that
and then afterwards they threw a birthday because it was a birthday there was a big
after the show birthday thing and then we had to go to the club and whatever and he
there were some a bunch of random people because you can get wristbands for here
and there and every single person's mom with the phone this and that gave him time
yeah person gave him time I get overwhelmed there's like six people like oh Gianni I'm like
I can't, like, I get...
Well, he's made for it.
He is, I'm not.
Just know, you got to follow that.
Dude, if you want to be that, you got to follow that.
This is it for you want to have a million dollars on a table?
Yes.
Well, then you got to be like him.
That's a good point.
No, dude.
Some people are built for that lifestyle.
Going to do a show after a show?
That's crazy.
A show, a meet and greet, a party, a club hosting, and then an after party.
But he's not drinking this...
He's not like drinking the whole time, partying.
No, he can't.
Right.
He can't.
He doesn't drink.
Does he not drink at all?
I don't know
he says that he puts water
I really don't know
It's so smart though
Because you couldn't be able
You wouldn't be able to last
Yeah you couldn't
Like Burke Krecher's the only guy I know
Who will drink all of the things at the parties
And be able to make it through
Yeah I saw him at Tom Brady roast
His shirt was off like 10 minutes into the night
Mike Burke
Can't keep it on
Why buy shirts at this point
Why?
Just wear a robe
Or a throwover
Like a pullover
We don't be hilarious
If he got fucking
Like a shredded
And then to
And then he was just, like, ripped.
Well, because he did, he did get on tea.
He was on testosterone.
He was on HGH and T for a little while to, like, help his liver enzymes.
You've done that, huh?
I've done that.
Why'd you do that?
You want to get jacked?
Yeah, I want to get jacked a little bit.
And you got off of it?
Yeah, I got off of it.
Yeah, I got it.
Your ball shrink?
No.
Yeah.
I mean, whatever.
Yeah, my, my...
Do you need big balls?
Dude, my dad has the biggest balls on planet Earth.
It's, it's like a big ball.
bit between his friends like he'll like walk through like airport security and like he's smuggling
grapefruits i don't know what it is well maybe i hope he doesn't have particular cancer i don't
you're like pop get those checked they're like sir how long have you had these growths in your
fucking they are j i mean he's been on like he's been on everything is it's stretchy he can
stretch him out no they're not stretchy they're they're tight in there they're just giant
why does he have such big is he not come ever let i think he does tell him they like pop you got
a nut off. My parents just got divorced and my dad
said that it's because of you and Theo. Yeah, like
three months ago. He's like, I told my dad
I was going to do this pocket. He's like, tell
that Andrew Sam Tammy that he fucking
he's part of the reason of my divorce.
Why? He's being funny, but... I slept with your mom one
time. Andrew, we don't need to talk about this.
That was the deal. I used your, I
build your TikTok, do you sleep with my mom.
That's exactly right. Did they just get a divorce now?
They did. Like, it finalized like
two, three months ago. After all you guys are all grown.
Yeah, I'm broken.
I'm not doing great, but I'm holding it all together.
Imagine if happened when you were a kid.
Yeah, it's way better now, for sure.
And actually, I think they're happier now, but you sent that, you guys sent a video,
you and Theo, you were like both with my mom, like, touching her being like...
No, no, no, we weren't touching her.
You were, you were, like, this is my tit.
You did that?
And, um, and we sent...
The internet's going to be like, did you really do that to Johnny's mom?
Well, you fucked me with that Reddit group that says that I'm a fucking child predator now.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I'm not you know what all respect to your parents I'm sorry they got a divorce yeah it sucks
I'm sure that does but you know what maybe they're gonna be better off without each other
oh for sure dude my dude my dad like I don't get I think he sees my stories and he's like oh he's at
be like partying up with some girls like I got he'll call me big yeah I just had some girl over
and fucking I'm like like he'll get into detail I'm like dad I'm not interested stop how old is he
uh a 54 maybe 55 oh yeah he's like I just
The shit that she does, I'm like, dude.
Don't want to hear it.
I don't.
Isn't that funny, 54?
His dad is your, Bobby's the same age as your dad.
Yeah, it's crazy.
That's so funny, dude.
That's so funny when I think about that.
That's your dad.
Yeah.
How old are your parents now?
70.
That's still pretty young.
Yeah, 70.
Yeah.
Nice.
70's young?
Yeah, 70's young.
Yeah, Ozzy Asmore just died at 76, and he did heroin for a long time.
20 years.
Forever.
He did a smoked meth, heroin.
when like...
Get a head off a live bat.
The biting a head off a live bat did get a lot
of love. It didn't seem like
that crazy of a thing to do.
Really? I'll do it.
Give me the bat.
The only...
Bring the bat. The fucking cage.
I always just want to
buy the head off a bat. The next thing you know,
COVID started.
Yeah.
Ozzy!
You started COVID!
It's so funny to see these guys like Tommy Lee,
like he tells his birthday, like him walking around
with like a LaCroy. I'm like, brother.
Well, because he said,
They're also, everyone's sober now.
I know, but, like, you partied way too hard, man.
You think about them and, like, they were shooting fucking crack out of a fire hose,
and then they're like, now they're walking around with, like, protein chips.
You're like, come on.
They got to.
Everybody ages out of it.
At some point, they can't.
At some point, the party's got to stop.
Yeah.
Not for Jenny.
Yeah, I'm not.
Trust in theaters, August 22nd.
I will be dying at the Chateau Marmont before I turn 30.
He will be dying soon at the Chateau Marmont, so go get your tickets.
Go watch trust in theaters, right?
now if you die the movie will get bigger
that's what I told Miles the producer
he's like we obviously were joking
but he's like you gotta take one with the team brother
yeah movie will blow up
although this is a dark twist
to say but it made me think the other night
because we were talking about triangle of sadness and how that
beautiful young woman died right after the movie came
out and my first thought was
fuck me she was about
to be so fucking famous yeah
and if you died
I would go
well that was good enough
yeah yeah yeah that was his peak yeah he did what he needed to do yeah you gave rick ross my location
may back music come find my boy yeah all right dude go watch trust uh ladies and germs that are out
there uh a movie starring uh an old friend of ours a friend of the family friend of the crew uh i love
you i appreciate you look in that camera right now and say one word or one phrase to end the
episode whenever you're ready one word or one phrase i don't i don't have a one
One word of one for, I just want to say, like, I'm fucking, genuinely, I'm proud of you.
And I love you.
And I love seeing your clips.
And I just love seeing you take over the world because I, you're the fucking best guy ever.
I love it.
And I will say, like, my time working with you was some of the best times in my life.
Genuinely.
But now I'm on stage with 50 cents and it's a lot cooler.
But what the fuck?
Yeah, but genuinely, like, I love seeing you thrive.
Every time you have a Netflix, anything coming out, I love it.
I truly do.
I love you.
All right.
Say a phrase that 50 told you.
Give me a 50 advice that 50 gave you.
Don't ever let your ego get in the way of blessings.
In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.
You were that creature in the ginger beard.
Sturdy and ginger.
Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.
Ginger's a fugitive.
You only $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.
Ginger's, oh, hell no.
This whiskey is excellent.
Ginger.
I like to.
dangers.