Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Kam Patterson

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

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In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. You are that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Gingers are hell no. This whiskey is excellent.

Ginger. I like gingers. The more you call me the N-word, the better on the show, by the way. Good, perfect. It's good for the show. I love calling white people niggas. That's my favorite thing to do. Really? Hell yeah. It gives me street cred.

It makes everybody feel more excited, you feel what I'm saying? You feel more welcome. Well, it's not the first time I've been called that. I know that, but I'm saying. So I feel comfortable about it. Yeah, yeah. He's almost never been called it. You don't like being called a nigga? I love it, but it's never happened.

Why don't it happen? Not cool enough for you. Not cool enough. See, that's what it is. It's weird, because when you say it like that, I don't even want called a nigga? I love it, but it's never happened. Why don't it happen? Not cool enough for you. Not cool enough. See, that's what it is. It's weird, because when you say it like that, I don't even want to call it now. Right, now you want to hold back. See, I know. I can tell.

That's the vibe he puts on. It's weird, because I call you nigga sound cool. It's my dog. Yeah, that's your boy. You my own boy. You feel what I'm saying? We cool. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. We'll have a little bit of something something. We'll do. Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Patterson on the show. Hell yeah. Let me cheers, cheers. We'll have a little bit of something, something. We'll do. Ooh. Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Patterson on the show. Hell yeah. Let me tell you something.

Before we get moving along into nonsense, you're a great comic. You're so funny, man. You're having such an uprising. That Rocks clip went crazy and deserved it. I've only seen you in slides. Yep, yeah. Sweats and slides. Yeah, yeah.

Now, do you imagine as your career goes up, will you change out of slides, or is this going to be it forever? I had shoes on for a minute when it got cold. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? And then I had to go right back to the slide because I didn't feel right. It felt really weird. But I did put shoes on for like a month, but I felt fucking weird.

Yeah, but yeah, it wasn't your thing. Yeah, it's not me, man. Socks and sandals. But I got Gucci slides on now. We getting money. Oh my God. Is that, those are Gucci? Yeah, we getting money now.

Come on now. We moving on up. So the Gucci slides, so now for you, before it was what? The Adidas slides with the standard Nike slides? Yeah, Nike slides. Nike slides, right. And now Gucci. Yeah, yeah.

Moncler, all that fancy shit. Yeah, yeah. I'm finna get me a Moncler coat. You want a Moncler coat? I want a Moncler coat real bad. So you're touring now after coming off of the heat of Kill Tony, and you're still working with those guys, right? Yeah. But now that you're touring all over the country, what to you is the next goal?

How long you been doing stand up actually? Oh, it's gonna be three years next month. God damn, that's wild. What an acceleration you've had, huh? Nah, it's fucking scary. You don't like it? I like it. I mean, I just, you know what I'm saying, it's fucking scary You don't like it? I like it I mean I just

You know what I'm saying It's weird to grow in front of It's like I feel like I'm still Finding myself as a comic It's not as weird Trying to grow in front of people It's like

Watching like paint dry or something It's like Why isn't it drying faster? Yeah but you're shiny black paint My friend Yeah I'm a good paint Yeah that's good paint I'm a pretty good paint

I'm a pretty good paint You feel me? Sherman Williamson Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is pretty good paint, you feel me? Sherman Williamson. Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is Sherman Williamson? That's your paint. Sherman Williams is an old school paint company. Yeah, you're Sherman Williams.

You're Sherman Wills. Come on. Sherman Wills. Sherman Wills. That's me, Sherman Wills. So now you came out of Orlando. Yeah. Right, and then you moved right to Austin?

Yeah, so I was in Orlando for two years, and then I moved. I met Uncle Lazer in Tampa. Uncle Lazer, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, in Tampa. Is he a Tampa comic? Nah, he from Texas. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, you just met him down there.

Yeah, he came out to do a show, and the crazy thing about the show, I was supposed to go to Miami. Me and my dad were sharing a car at the time, and the car wasn't going to make it to Miami, but that bitch could make it to Tampa. So I was like, fuck it, I'll just go to Tampa.

And so I did a show with him, and then the first night he met me, he was like, bro, nobody gonna know who the fuck you is from Florida. Nobody, you know what I'm saying? Rob Markman Yeah. Rob Markman Like, you should just move to Texas. And I was like, why? I think it's funny, because I got a video on my phone. I'm walking to a gas station, and after the show, I'm like, this crazy-ass white man that told me to move to Texas.

I kind of believe him, though. That's the video. I kind of think he got the right idea. And then y'all went there, and it was the rest of history. The rest is good history. By the way, when a white tells you you ought to come to Texas, boy, that is not a good sign. It sounds pretty terrifying. Yeah.

I would not say okay to that. It sounds scary. It took me a month to be like, you know what? I'm going to take over on that offer. Right. Because it was like, at first, like, this is not a good idea at all. Right. This is crazy.

But it was a great idea. Yeah, it changed. Because you got down there, and Tony, and you not a good idea at all. Right. This is crazy. But it was a great idea, because you got down there and Tony, and you met Rogan and that guy and all those guys, and now you're like embedded into that system. Yeah, which is crazy to me. Are you working the club? You're working mothership? Yeah. Nightly?

Mm-hmm. Every night, every time, anytime, yeah. Yeah, but you're traveling a lot. Yeah. And you bring your dad. I just met your father outside. What's his name? Kenny. Kenny. Yeah. Big Kenny. Kenny and I are met your father outside. What's his name? Kenny. Kenny. Yeah.

Big Kenny. Kenny and I are probably the same age. How old are you? I'm 25. I'm going to be 25 in a month. How old is Kenny? He's 64. Really?

My dad old as shit. We look the same age. Yeah, y'all look the same age. My dad old as fuck. What is that about though, huh? Our age pointed. Well, it's this. You know what I mean?

White people's age is horrible. Yeah, it's awful, man. It's because of slavery. I'm 22. Yeah. And I look like this. That's crazy. It's because of slavery.

I think it's karma. This is k It's because of slavery. I'm 22. Yeah. And I look like this. That's crazy. It's because of slavery. I think it's karma. This is karmatic from the slavery. Yeah, but I didn't. You didn't do it, but it's like you know. No, no, we did have a few. You're right. Now that I think about it. You ever remember somebody like,

somebody ever get cursed? That's what it is. Like, I put a curse on your whole family for generations. Right, right. Yeah, but I'm from Irish potato farmers. I'm not. We didn't know our slaves.

I'm sorry. So I just got the brunt of what all these bad people did? Sometimes it happens. I don't like that. Sometimes it happens. That's fine. I'll accept it. That's fine.

So you were born and raised in Orlando. Yeah. And does your old man come with you wherever you go? Wherever I go, yeah. Is he acting kind of like as a manager also as your father? Or is he just like, you just love the family and the company? He just likes being around. Yeah.

And seeing all the stuff like that. Wow. So it's pretty cool for him to be with me. Is your mom still around? Yeah, she's still around. She's alive? Yeah. I didn't know. You never know. She could have like that. Wow. So it's pretty cool for him to be with me. Is your mom still around? Yeah, she's still around. She's alive? Yeah. I didn't know.

You never know. She could have been gone. Yeah. Is she in Orlando? She's still in Orlando. So your old man comes with you. Now, does he spend any time in Austin with you or no? No, he would just come on the road.

Just come on the road. Maybe do whatever I do in Austin, and he'd come on the road when I go with Tony. Orlando's a wild place to grow up. Yeah, it's crazy. Because it's like tourist central for people that want to go to Disney. They keep, see what it is though, they keep Disney way far away from us. You know what I'm saying? Disney's like 45 minutes from where I'm from.

What's it called? Kissimmee? Yeah, that's in Kissimmee. Kissimmee, yeah. Kissimmee, right. I'm from the west side of the city. What's it called? Orlando.

You're from the city of Orlando, West Orlando? West Orlando, yeah. Wow. I'm from Pine Hills in Ocoy. Pine Hills is like the hood. My mama stayed in Ocoy. It was very white. Very white.

Yeah, so I got like a... Yeah, you get both worlds. You get to dip your feet in both pools. Yeah, yeah. It was funny because when I was real young, I would be in the hood with my daddy, and then everything would go down, and I'd get to go back to my mama's house. Right, and get some salvation. And get away from it.

Right. So you got to go get crazy in the hood hood and then go back and sleep in a nice white bed. Look at that, dude. Life good, man. Life is good. Life is good, man. Thank God.

Thank God. God is good. So when you first decided you were going to start doing stand-up, and if it's only been three years ago, what was the kickoff? It was, I used to work at Foot Locker, and my homeboy was like, bro, you funny as hell. I used to tell stories and shit, but we was just empty. He's like, bro, you funny, bro, just do stand-up. And I tried when I was 19, I was like, nigga, it just felt weird.

It just felt like a weird thing. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? I didn't like it too much. And the embrace I got from other comics, I didn't like. Well, you didn't like the, yeah, right. There's like the cattiness, the competition, the root. Yeah, yeah, right.

I was trying to ask questions, and they were like, nigga,, right. There's like the cattiness, the competition, the root. Yeah, the older guys. Yeah, yeah, right. I was trying to ask questions. They were like, nigga, fuck you. That's basically the impression. So I just didn't do it again until I was 22. And I was serving at the time, and I was just really bad at selling drugs. And my homeboy was like, nigga, this ain't for you. And I love you. You know what I'm saying?

You're too funny to sell drugs. You should do stand-up. Yeah. And then I tried it again, and then that's when everything was like, I'm going to just do this. How long were you in the street trying to sell? Shit, from like 18 to 22. So you did move a little bit at some point.

Yeah, but I was really horrible at it. You were bad at something. I was one of the worst drug dealers of all time. You know what funny it is, man? The drugs sell themselves, and you still couldn't sell that shit. I was one of the worst in the country, nigga. I was one of the worst in the country. I never saw that poll, but that'd be so funny if they had a poll of the worst drug dealers in the United States.

Cam Patterson, number one. Cam Patterson, number one. I was bad, bro. Like the NFL, they put just your head out there. You're like, Cam Patterson, Orlando, number one worst drug dealer in the United States. Worst in the country. Worst in the country, baby. Let's go.

That was bad. What were you flipping? Pills, weed weed much other shit everything yeah whatever I get my hands on you were pushing whatever was out there it's weird to me to think too

because you're so young and you got out really quickly which is good before you ever got caught up did you ever get you didn't get locked up nah it was one situation where the last time

I really decided like I was done we were riding like a bat world and we was on the car my homeboy got a warrant for his arrest and I went from like you driving and somebody got a warrant, you don't stop.

You know what I'm saying? No. You know what I'm saying? You fucking up the system. So we were riding and we had a bunch of pigs in the car and the police got behind us. And at first we didn't see him. We had no idea who was behind us. I was like, I think that car riding too close.

And they turned the lights on and they went around us because it was like a two-way road. And I was like, I think I'm done. Nigga, my heart sank to my ass. My heart. But I ain't never experienced something that terrifying in my life, dog. It was scary shit. But you're good. Yeah, I'm good.

And you're here, and you're fine. And it's over. Thank God. Yeah. Don't ever go back to that life. Nah, never. Now you still have friends that are doing it. Yeah.

I mean, not really. Not at all. Nah, my friends drive trucks. My friends are truck drivers. That's good. Yeah, yeah. I mean, not really. Not at all. Nah, my friends drive trucks. My friends are truck drivers. That's good. That's good, because you know he is a cop. Look at him.

I mean, he looks like a cop. That nigga is a cop. That nigga's an 80 cop, 100%. Yeah, my friends drive trucks now. All of them drive trucks. All of them are truck drivers. I have some friends that are truck drivers, too. 100%, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Truck drivers are cool. Yeah, they are. Well, because they've lived a good life. They know what they're doing. They figured out this is the easiest way to not talk to anybody. No one's gonna give me shit. I can go do what I need to do. Yeah, I just drive straight.

I drive. No one bothers me. Nobody calls me, I just drive. So, are you a single dude? Yeah. You're out here. Well, I got a wife, but we not together. You have a wife, but you're not together? Yeah. She know who she is, though. Like, we in love, you feel me?

I got it. Well, you're too young to get locked up. Yeah, she's too young to get locked up. But she would like my goddamn... She's the one. Yeah she's the one for sure. But it's not until later down the road that that needs to be a thing because you're too young right now. Yeah. She's back in Florida. Yeah. Oh you're gonna get her pregnant. 100%. Fact. You need it to happen. How many kids are you trying to have? Seven. Seven? Yeah. How many kids are you, how many siblings do you have? I got four. Four? Four siblings.

Why seven? Why so many? My dad is a child of 13 kids. He's one of 13? He's one of 13. My mom's one of 10. That's crazy, man. Yeah.

Back then, they were just fucking, bro. They were having it, bro. That's crazy. Well, first of all, there wasn't as much shit going on. Yeah. They didn't have the Apple goggles and all that bullshit, right? Yeah, they do got a lot of shit. We got so much bullshit to distract us

They had nothing but fucking and eating Imagine what your grandparents could have did With some apple goggles Well, I wouldn't be here They would have had more fun And I don't have to let this later? I'm good, I'm straight One of seven, so you're trying to have seven kids

Yeah, I would have seven kids Well, now you've achieved some good success Which I know you'll keep going You know the secret to this, really As, now you've achieved some good success, which I know you'll keep going. You know the secret to this, really. As young as you are, as good as you are, is hard work, truly, is like working really, really hard at what you're good at. Because you're very good.

Don't get in your own way. The worst thing I think we see when very young comics who are talented, they get in their own way. They get deep into drugs or alcohol and they don't control themselves. And they don't want to work a lot of people make it make make some money young and then they just don't give a shit yeah no and i don't see that for you i think you're i genuinely mean this the little as i know you you seem like a humble dude i think bringing your father with you is a big that's a good that's a shining light on where your head's at it means it's a good thing a lot of people bring a crew up with them and then friends, and that's cool too, because this dude really knows you.

You came from his nutsack. He knows who the fuck you really are. There's no faking it in front of your old man. So I think that's a good move to have. When I heard that he goes with you, I thought, oh, that's smart, particularly because of where you are. People could try to take advantage of you. It's nice to have security.

And also, he's not a small guy. Not at all. He could beat some fucking ass. When I first started, he would come to all the shows I would do, and I remember he would watch people in the crowd, and it's like, small white man, just small guy. He'd be like, why you ain't like my son? After the show,

you weren't laughing at my son. Well, that's a valid question. What do you have against my son that you didn't laugh? I'm not a loud laugher, but your son is hilarious. He was like, good. Your dad is checking people for not laughing. I don't think he knows he's 6'3". I don't think he understands that he's 6'3". Yeah, he forgets he's a

big boy. Yeah, he's a big dude. That's terrifying. Well, but also, to your dad's credit, why the fuck aren't you laughing at my son? You didn't find him funny? Yeah. We could kill you. There's nothing funny about that. Yeah. You should have laughed. Now we'll kill you and now there's nothing funny ever again. I like this dude. And then you brought your boy with you. My dog Tony. Yeah. Tony started with you

in Orlando, right? And then you had convinced him to go to Austin. Yeah, I've been moving my dog to kind of Austin. How many people do you think you got to move from Florida? Shit, right now probably about 20. Wow. Yeah, probably about 20 people. The revolution is real. The whole scene, yeah. Well, dude, tip of the hat heavy to my good old friend Joe Rogan for creating a world for young comics and young fans. The good thing about what Rogan did out there truly is for young comedy fans to see new

talent, young emerging talent, and guys that have been in the game. Duncan Trussell and Tony and Holtzman. These guys have been doing it for a long time. So it's cool to have guys, and Shane, obviously, Gillis, and guys that have been doing it, and then to also showcase young guys is pretty incredible to create that world. Yeah, to be around guys like that every day,

I mean, that's crazy. It's healthy for the system. As long as the relationships are good and we, you know, we remain this community that we have. It's important because I got to tell you, dude, it gets lonely on the road. It gets hard. This isn't just always going to be an up and up.

I mean, even if you have a positive outlook, it gets a little tough. So I think having your father, having your friends, people that really give a shit about you, when you're growing in the system, man, that's a phenomenal thing. What's your, what's your, what do you think your outlook is as far as

are you wanting to at some point put out a special in the next couple of years when you really get into it? Maybe like six, seven. It's tough, but I'm like, I ain't trying to put a special out until it's like really. Don't do it yet. Yeah, take your time. But I do think having a goal is nice

when you say like I want to have an hour by, or a half an hour by this point. I want another, i want to finish the hour by this part of the year or the year you know take it how many years it takes to get there that's always a good thing too you know because the the media is different now there's you know when i was coming up it was could you get 15 on uh uh lounge lizards or comedy central Or the presents Then started half hours But for you guys There's no rules You can put shit up On the internet

If you feel like it You throw up a YouTube 20-30 minute But I think be delicate with it Because you're so coveted Right now People You know

Have people tried to Take advantage of you? Have you felt that A little bit or no? Not really I ain't no fuck nigga So it's gonna be hard Good good

And that's the name Of your special by the way I ain't no fuck nigga Yeah I'll buy that Hey I ain't no fuck nigga. Yeah. I'll buy that. Hey, I ain't no fuck nigga. Know that.

Understand that. That's a fact. And that is true. But I do think that it does happen. So, I mean, you can feel that there's snaky people that try to latch on to what you've grown. You know what I mean? You just have to be weary of that. Again, another thing that's good about having friends around.

Like Tony, right? Yeah, Tony Willis. Tony did not sell drugs in Orlando. No, no. No chance. He's a good guy. No, yeah. He would get busted immediately. Oh, he's going to jail.

He's got that face of like a arrest me face. Yeah. He look like he is a cop. You know what I'm saying? He kind of does. When I first met him, he scared me. You know what I'm saying? You know what's crazy?

Funny story. When I first started doing comedy, he had a pistol on me at all times. What did you keep on you? When I first started, it was a Hellcat. Oh, wow. I had that at all times. Because I was still like dabbling with what I was a Hellcat. Oh wow. I had a Hellcat, I had that at all times. And, uh, cause I was still like, I was still like dabbling what I was doing and shit, you feel what I'm saying?

Before I really stopped. Cause me and my dad said I'd rather really talk about it. But um, when I, when I did start, I met Tony early, he would give me a ride one day. I left my backpack in his car and my pistol was in his car. And Tony, uh, he looked like a cop, but Tony is a felon. So that wouldn't have been a good... Tony caused some trouble, huh? Yeah, bad guy, man.

Really, he looks like a solid above board dude. He is a good guy though. But he's gotten in some trouble. Yeah, but it would've been funny, he got put in like, I promise you this is not my girl. They're like, all right man, just get in the car. Yeah, dumbass, whatever. Well you got rid of the pistol.

Yeah, I don't got a pistol no more. Look at this, this is great. I'm a good guy, man, I'm a changed man. You're growing, man. What helped you got rid of the pistol. Yeah, I don't got a pistol no more. Look at this. I'm a good guy, man. I'm a changed man. You're growing, man. I'm a changed, bro. What helped you change, do you think? Well, comedy.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Comedy took you out of all that bullshit. It changed everything. Comedy changed my life, bro. Yeah, yeah. Have you sat and spoken to Joe

about anything in life that's happening with you and the growth? I mean, have you sat and had a conversation with him or not? Oh, we talked one time at a Post Malone concert.

It was real quick. He was like, hey, man, does it feel weird that everything happened so quick? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, don't think about it. And that was it. He loves saying shit like that. Yeah, don't think about it. He said that to me, man.

I've known him for a long time. Yeah, if I would, I'm more of a, I reminisce about stuff. I, you know, he likes it. He's like, you know, like with the Instagram, all that stuff. He used to say all the time we'd be in the car together going to shows he'd always be like

post it and ghost it post it and ghost it post it and ghost it put it up and don't even look at it ever again and when you're young it's really hard because you get engaged

in comments and fans well you want to say thank you to fans but then you're also going to get a fuck you in there too so it's hard to balance but you know

I'm older now so it's a little bit it's much easier. I don't give a shit about it. But he would always say that. Don't try to look at it. Just keep moving. Just do your thing and keep moving.

I think staying humble and true to who you are, that's the only important thing. 100%. Being the dude that you always were that got you to where you are and not faking it for the people around you and selling yourself as something that you're not. We see a lot of guys come through you know he's young too I mean he's but you know he see experiences the world through my lens when we work together there's a lot of guys I've seen over the years they just

I think they they you know they the old phrase is drink the Kool-Aid I mean they and I'm sorry if that's race okay that was crazy. That was insane. That was kind of crazy. You could have picked another phrase. Sorry about that. Drink the orange juice. Sometimes they drink the orange juice. There it goes. Do you know where the phrase drink the Kool-Aid comes from, by the way?

The niggas had the, oh, they had the Kool-Aid. Oh, you do know. Yeah. Hell yeah. And they all committed suicide at the same time. They said they wanted Kool-Aid, they were Flavor-Aid. Right, Flavor-Aid. They all drank the Flavor-Aid.

Yeah. Uh-huh, exactly. Not one black person out there, by the way. It wasn't? No. No, that's why the phrase is okay Come on, man By the way, that's our phrase, drink the Kool-Aid

You don't get to steal that from us, man Y'all can have it I don't want it I don't want it As a young black man, I don't steal no more No, but a lot of people drink their own mix And they think that they're the shit And that's a dangerous place to be

That's a crazy thing I can't Well, you are the shit. I'll tell you that. Well, I try to tell myself. But you don't tell yourself that. Yeah, never that. I try to tell myself you ain't shit at all. I remember last night at my first time doing the main room,

the first three minutes was going terrible. Really? And the rest of the set, I had fun. I had a good time. It closed. I closed really well. But this whole day, it's been like, but them first three minutes, though, nigga.

Yeah. The first three minutes was rough. But that's very real. That's how you're supposed to think. That's how I like to think about shit. Like, think about, if everything's going well, but them first three minutes though, nigga. Yeah. The first three minutes was rough. But that's very real. That's how you're supposed to, that's how I like to think about shit. Like think about, if everything's going well, think about what could be better.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, look, I went on the main room last night. I didn't see you because you were on that same show, but I was out because I had to go to the OR

and I wanted to catch you at the end. I was bummed I didn't see you, but to give you perspective, right? Like before I went on in the OR, Martin Lawrence came on and did a half hour because he's warming up. I think he's going out to do theater. Oh, shit, Lord. But here's a guy who, you know, since I was young, he was beyond a legend.

I mean, he was something else. He was like a superstar. Back then it was like another level of star, you know? Yeah, nigga with that nigga. And, you know, that nigga and and and and you know he's i he's working out and and not all the stuff that he was doing was of of what you know like tuned out and totally cleaned up and so you got to remember that even a legend legend legend is still working through the shit i think that's what will keep you in this great place that you're in right now those three couple of bad minutes

yeah not only is it going to make you a better comic But it's also good to have A couple of shaky shit 100% If everything go well all the time It's not gonna feel real Well if everything's going well All the time Something else is gonna happen Yeah

Eventually it's not gonna go so well Well duh You know Did you What's the most like Because the Gucci slides Made me laugh What's the most like

Ridiculous thing you've bought now Since you had a couple of bucks Not yet But I'm finna get diamond teeth soon. You want to get diamond teeth? I want to get diamond teeth real bad. The ones that are inlaid? Either they're permanent?

Yeah, the grill. No, no permanent. Okay, okay. Just the grill. Because you know it's a new thing now. People get them permanently put on their teeth. Nah, nah. Just like a grill.

Okay. You seen this shit with people with permanent diamonds in their teeth? Yeah, I mean, like how Kanye did. Nah, that nigga got titanium. That nigga lost his mind. That wasn't the same thing to do. No, I mean, that was crazy, but the Jewish comments were fine. Everything else was...

Everything else was... The dial, yeah. The shit with the teeth was... Nah, that is crazy. It is. What he did is... He's... Yeah, he's wild.

That was... They were titanium. No, not they were. Still titanium. He had titanium in his mouth forever. And it's permanently locked. Yeah, man. Yeah, what a poor guy, man.

What a rich guy Poor guy Super rich See that's when you can be very rich But also very poor Yeah In the mind Fuck that

Yeah this is He's very poor up here But he's very rich in his pockets But that's a sad world to be in man You don't want to ever extend Excel to a place where You lose The humanity of yourself

I mean he's gone He's gone into space But you want to do Just a grill Yeah just a grill We talking the top Both You want both

When I Do you already have the guy I know I'm doing Something in Orlando I might do something in Houston Cause I got a guy You got a guy I got the guy

You don't have the guy I got the guy I don't believe you Yeah I got the guy You do who the guy I got all the guys man For real You name a guy

You name somebody that needs to You know like Back in the old days Do you even know who Johnny Dang is? I was gonna say Johnny Dang Okay you know him? That's who I would go to if anything Right

But I would probably somebody lower Cause that nigga just You know what I'm saying? He's too much Too much Do you know who Ben Baller is? I know who Ben Baller is Okay

Yeah So I know the guy I know all of them I know all the dudes But I got the phone numbers You do I don't got them yet Alright well bro

You're here with me You need the phone numbers I give you the phone numbers man Yeah yeah I'll get you I swear Yeah yeah I'll get you I swear to God I'll get you laced up with somebody That you really need

Because this It can be done very well Yeah or it can be fucked up Oh my god Can you see the one Where they be like Just fucking Big ass

Like that's crazy It is crazy You look insane Some of them are really really bad Now would you perform with it ever Nah nah No you can't do that Nah I wouldn't

But I walk around, cause like it's good for the hoes. Yeah, it is. Hoes like that, you feel what I'm saying? They love that shit. Diamonds, nigga. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, but you're already a good looking kid. You don't gotta do too much, man. You don't need to do too much. But the diamonds though. I know. I know.

I know. Is it now hard when you go to different cities with all these women and the attention that you're getting? Is it getting... Nah, not really. You're still balanced about it. I'm still balanced, yeah. Yeah, you don't need to... I got a couple girls I fuck right now that's like, you know what I'm saying?

We like, locked in. You're locked in. And I got my wife, so it's like... Right. Them and wife. And my wife, yeah. And no communication. Nah, they don't...

They separate. And then someone could move up, too. You know what I'm saying? Oh, they could become wife. They could challenge her for a position. If they work hard enough. If they work hard enough. If they work hard enough. Right.

It's like getting a promotion. Yes. Do you want to be my main bitch? Yes. But does she have to take out another one, or can they coexist? They could coexist, but I know my main wife right now is not good at coexisting. She don't mix. Right.

She's like, you ever seen like a dog in a pound? Oh, yeah. Don't play well with others. Right. That's her. You know what I'm saying? She don't mix well with others. So she's on her own

place right now. Yeah. But you tell her, you say, I have to go play the field and do my thing. Well, she know that. All she tell me all the time, she go, you can do what you want to do, just don't trick on these hoes. Right. That's all she say. Don't trick on these hoes. And I've said that on this show so many times to my audience. Don't trick on these hoes, please. Don't trick on these hoes.

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I talk to her all the time. You do? Yeah, my mama say we shouldn't talk no more because I'm not good for her. of like an unspoken? Nah, I talk to her all the time. You do? Yeah, my mama say we shouldn't talk no more because I'm not good for her, but. That's what your mom says. Yeah, what does she know? She knows almost everything, your mother, by the way.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's the problem. She does. She knows a lot. Yeah, I'm not good for her, man. We not good. But. But I love her.

Who knows? You know what I'm saying? Life works in very mysterious ways. This kid thought he was in love with somebody far, far away from here. He thought he was head over heels. He thought he was in love. He told me a million times he was in love with somebody far, far away from here. He thought he was head over heels. He thought he was in love. He told me a million times he was in love.

Am I lying? No, I'm not exposing. I'm not saying too much. But he thought he was in love, and guess what? Not a chance. Not a chance. And you know why?

Yeah. Because he got sucked in to the idea of, you know, oh, this perfect thing that's far away. It's just not reality. You got to keep things in front of you to know that they're real, right? The idea versus the reality.

The idea versus the reality. It was two different worlds. Are you doing a bunch of dates right now? You're in L.A. doing shows, but are you on tour? Well, my first tour starts, the just beginning tour starts May 5th in Tampa. May 5th in Tampa.

You got to go see my boy. So, side splitters. Now, is this the first... Have you done a weekend yet? The Just the Beginner tour Started May 5th in Tampa May 5th in Tampa You gotta go see my boy So Sidesplitters Yeah Now is this the first Have you done a weekend yet? This is the first weekend This is my first ever Yeah yeah That's your first weekend

Yeah yeah It's a one night The next one I forget where it is But the next one Is gonna be the first weekend Right Okay okay

Sidesplitters in Tampa Is a one nighter Yeah But the next one Will be your first weekend Yeah Are you nervous About the weekend?

Very nervous I don't have an hour yet And I'm still doing The shit off Kill Tony. That's fine. But I'm building. By the end of this tour, the goal is to be able to be on stage for an hour. You will be.

You have all the makeup to do that. You just have to keep plugging away. And I think also those one-nighters, they condition you. We all started there. I started one-nighters 15 years ago you. I mean, I, you know, we all started there. I started one-nighters, you know, 15 years ago doing like, you know, Wednesday or a fallout. I would do a fallout night, you know, when they would call you and they're like, hey, man, this guy's not going to do the late show or whatever. And I've done, I did those.

And I think the most challenge, the best part about the challenge is the crowd's not there to see you. Yeah. Right. But you're earning them, right? Like you've got an audience already Which is kind of weird You're selling some tickets

Yeah it's a weird feeling Cause I'm still like That's what I So when I'm doing my show I'm gonna try to do don'ts In those same cities Just so like Nobody knows

So I can just still go I got you So you wanna go up And not know And people not know you 100% Come on audience Are you selling out

Like that Tampa one You sold it out It's for I feel It will. Yeah, it will sell out. Wow, man. Now, how quickly did an agent or a manager and all these guys snatch you up?

Oh, fast. It was fast. Yeah, they were quick. Those motherfuckers. They could smell a fire from across town. Like that nigga doing something. You're right. They know.

Yeah. They know. And that's what they say in the pitch meeting in the mornings. We got to get this nigga. We got to get this nigga, dog. All white people. We have to get this nigga, dog. All white people, we have to get this nigga, dog. We've been saying that for centuries. That one's strong right there.

We need that one. It was funny. I walked into my manager's office today, and they had a cake, and they had a party. All white people eating cake 9 o'clock in the morning. I'm like, this is crazy. This is not good. Yeah, that's not a good look. That's not a good look at all.

That's not a good look for our people. Get to fucking work, man. What are we doing here, man man You know what's so funny I got a piece of history for you Talk to me Do you know You've ever heard of the phrase Cakewalk

You know like It's a cakewalk Yeah yeah yeah If somebody says Oh man that shit is a cakewalk That means it's just easy Right Do you know where this comes from

This is really interesting You say that Cakewalk was a Was a A dance this. Mocking white slave owners. What happened with slaves after dinner would usually be cake or dessert. And they would see these old white people do like dance and they would joke mock cakewalking which is like shitty dancing yeah so they were mocking how bad they were at dancing so cakewalking meaning when we say we go oh it's easy it's a cakewalk they're saying it's because these shitty white slave owners couldn't dance so that slaves would make fun of them and do mock cave cakewalks y'all couldn't dance way back we. We never could dance. That's crazy. You think we used to

and then now can't? Y'all would've been crazy. Y'all would've been good if y'all were like, look at us. We used to be able to fucking hit it and then we lost it.

Isn't that true though? That's what cakewalking is. It's insane. It's a crazy weird thing that I learned because someone had said it to me. They said, oh, you're not going

to worry about that. I think it was, I was in reference to like going to a city playing a club and I said, man, I don't want to go. I don't know.

I'm weird. I don't know that town and they said, man, I don't want to go. I don't know. I'm weird. I don't know that town. And they said, oh, it's a fucking cakewalk. And I remember thinking, why do we even talk? What is that even? What is that even for? Yeah, it was wild. Yeah, it's about the mocking slave owners who are shitty dancers.

Imagine if we used to be phenomenal dancers. And again, that was karma. Again, God being like, I'm taking away your dancing. I think for slavery, y'all can't dance. Y'all age bad, and the sun beats y'all ass. Yeah. I think all that's karma for slavery. Well, there's more than that, too.

A lot more. Those are the big three. Those are the big three. That's a big three. No dancing. Age bad, and the sun hates you, niggas. We're learning about seasoning. We're trying our best.

Y'all getting there. Y'all all getting there. We're getting close, right? TikTok. It's a TikTok. Isn't that interesting? TikTok is teaching us How to like do all the things

That we've been fucking up For a long time And they trying to ban it Well dude You know who's trying to ban it Dude Who You know who

Who is it You go ahead and say it I'll let you say it I don't know who Say it Cam unit See exactly Take a drink

No you know what It is funny how TikTok As bad as people think it is In terms of, you know, there's always criticism of new technology. What it's done across the board, culturally, socially, things like that do help bring communities and the world a little bit closer. That's what's kind of beautiful about it.

I know you could joke about it, but from a true, genuine cultural standpoint, it does open your mind to shit that you never would have been able to be and never had available to you. You know? I learned so much bullshit on there it's incredible. Like I'll get a funny ass video

then I'll get some shit that I'm like oh wow I never even knew that bullshit. You ever go to the STEM part? The what? The STEM part. It's the part where they add it because you know

the one in China is way different. Well the Chinese TikTok yeah it's not like ours. But they add it so when they got mad they learned this shit on their TikTok. Why we can't learn? They added a

STEM part where it's like a learning page, right? Wow. It's fucking terrible. Wait, I've never even seen this. It's like science class, nigga. Wait, you ever seen that? Have you ever seen the STEM part? Maybe they added it in mine because I was special ed for a minute, but I'm pretty sure it's

a real thing. You never were on special ed. Nah, but I couldn special ed for a minute, but I'm pretty sure it's a real thing. You never were on special ed? Nah, but I couldn't read for a long time. How long, what year did you learn to read? How old were you? Second grade. I failed second grade the first time. You failed it? Yeah.

Yeah, but that's second grade. Everyone fucks up second grade. My dad told me I reclassed. That's what he told me. Really? Yeah, he was like, you just reclassed earlier. That's all that is. You're going to be hot.

That's so funny. You're going to be bigger and skunking next year. Yeah. Well, I mean, again, it's just you got to, it didn't go the way you wanted. You fixed it. And then what'd you do? High school? You graduate high school?

I graduated high school, yeah. Yeah, you got out and then you were like, I'm not going out. I tried to go to college for a minute and that shit just wasn't, that wasn't the place. Where'd you go to school? Valencia. Oh, really? They wouldn't let me go to no other college. They got barely graduated high school.

My last year of high school, I was a smart kid, but I would only get the good grades to play basketball. That was it. Sure. You know what I'm saying? Were you a hooper? Could you play? I was a hooper, but I couldn't.

I never played. Never played. Right. You know what I'm saying? But I could. I was a hooper, though. You know what I'm saying? You could, but you didn't.

I never got in the game. My coach was a dickhead. He was an asshole. Right. I had a dickhead coach when I was in high school, too. See? Same shit. Did you ever want to kill him?

Huh? Did you ever want to kill your coach? I tried. Twice. You tried? Yeah. Wanted to kill my coach a lot. And he's still out there.

And if I see you, you know what I'm going to fucking do to you. You know what it is, Coach Sarge. I hate you. You calling out names I like. I hate him, though. Yeah. Why? Why?

Because he didn't like you. Nah. Okay. Okay. This is a scenario. We were playing a game at a school called Windermere. It was the first year of being in school. Brand new gym,

first home game ever. We playing them at their home, right? They got a pretty good team, and the place is sold the fuck out. I don't play. I know I don't play. I'm happy to be in the layup line, sold out crowd, since I was a kid, right? I'm very excited.

The game going, close game, we doing really good. Fourth quarter, it's like four seconds left. We down by two points, right? Four seconds left. My shoes untied. I'm watching a great game. I got the best view of the game. I'm having a good time. You know what I'm saying? It's a good game. My shoes untied, right? Warm-up's still on. I don't know if I got a jersey under

the warm-up. That's how long I've been sitting on the bench, right? So, my coach calls time. I go, hey, Cam, come here. Get in the game. Put me in the game. He go, listen, I need you to do something. When they inbound the ball, I need you to steal it, score, Cam, come here. Get in the game. He put me in the game. He go, listen, I need you to do something. When they inbound the ball, I need you to steal it, score, right? If you do not get the ball, foul. That's all I bet.

Say less. I get in the game. I don't get the ball. I try to foul. Time run out. Game over. Know what I'm saying? He walk over to the middle of the court, look me dead in my soul,

and go, we lost this game because of you. What? Yeah, four seconds. What's his coach's name? Sars. Coach Sars. Sars? Yeah.

Sars, if I come down there and I see you down there, I'm going to check the fuck out of you. Isn't that crazy? You don't do that to Kevin. That was crazy. You're a fucking bully. That was crazy. Four seconds left? That's insane.

I wanted to kill him, bro. Put the world on your shoulders? He did that like four times that season. You take a trip back home, and you call me when you go back down there. I'll go down there. I'll do something for you. My dad, every time you see him, he's like, I still punch him in the face.

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I was always me So I was always Kind of anti-authority Against the grains I never liked I didn't like to be yelled at You could coach me But I don't want to be

Yelled at Don't disrespect me And make me look foolish It's embarrassing And I don't fucking like it So He would do that all the time And he'd make you feel

Like a dummy And man Every piece of you I wanted to fucking kill him I just couldn't stand him but you know what it is what it is we moved on you know life get better i say that but now you know still i'm still hurt of course i'm still hurt it does oh it's when you were in the layup lines could you are you backboard slapping yeah you're slapping at one point so could i look at me huh i got photos of it to prove it by the way well you know i had to keep it just in case i could i could i got photos at me. I got photos of it to prove it, by the way. Well, you know, I had to keep it just in case. I believe you kind of tall, man.

I could believe that you could dunk. I could. I got photos of me. He's seen it when I was at ASU. I could go in the practice gym. Yeah. I could dunk with two hands, ironically, easier than one hand. What do you think that is? I couldn't full palm.

I could palm a little bit, but then it would slip out. Okay. But I could two-hand dunk easier off of two feet than I could off of one with one. One with one always got me nervous Because I got a bad concussion When I was in high school I went up And a guy took out my legs

And I fell on my neck And I bruised my spine So you played You played a lot You were like a starter I played basketball, yeah But then I And I played even when I was in my 20

Look, there I am Look, he's got the photo That was me yakking in the gym That's in 1997 Oh, man, fuck you. No, that was what? That had to have been 2000, something like that. But I, yeah, I was going up, and a guy, you know, when you play with these guys,

he's wild, fucking out of control. He didn't know. Just running, being a dummy. Yeah, he's being a dummy. And he took my legs out, and I fell on my neck. I fell on the high point of my neck. And, oh, man man i blacked out boom i was god was out like a light and then when i when i woke up uh i had my friends around me and they were like oh man holy shit are you good and this is how much of a basketball brain i had i got up and my my instinct kicked in and i

was like sub sub i'm calling for a sub. That's crazy. And everyone around me is like, dude, sit the fuck down. You almost died. The game is over. Like, I'm thinking, I was like, get someone else in here. But they sat me down, and time kept passing. I don't know if you ever had a concussion, but it's weird. Time passes where you kind of time jump. Like, I'll sit down, then I'll remember talking to a guy,

then I'll turn to somewhere else, and like a minute has gone by because your your your brain is jogged i mean you're fucked and uh that i'll never forget this the paramedic came take me to the hospital take me in the ambulance and uh they were walking with me and i was you know walking just fine and they were kind of near my arm just in case yeah and i said I'm good and he goes he goes okay and I said I'm good you know like I'm trying to be fucking tough like I'm fine bro

let's just go to the hospital we'll figure it out and as soon as I got to the front lobby in front of the whole fucking gym I grabbed him and I go I'm gonna pass

and as soon as I said dude I blacked out and then they caught me and then I woke up in the ambulance again and they had to do all the x-rays and all that shit

and just a severe concussion but after those days in high school i was so scared to get up that seems terrifying i just didn't want to do it and i got so scared of getting up because every time i went up i thought somebody i'm gonna follow my fucking yeah my neck again i i i quit i we played intramural basketball we used to have a comedy league out here you know that for years man yeah the improv the comedy store um and then agents and managers and management companies a laugh factory and we had uh they had the comedy basketball league i don't even know if it's still around anymore because the young guns are probably

doing it but we quit we kind of gave up on it too many fights but comics you know you know who used to try to get in fights all the time and he knows i'm not talking shit adam ray you know adam ray yeah oh man adam wanted to fight the whole fucking gym. I feel that. And he's a tough motherfucker, too. Adam's not a little... He's a big boy. Yeah. Because he was down in the paint and he would get smacked. If somebody hit him hard enough, he was ready to

scrap. Adam Ray, he's trying to start a fight at every fucking game we played, man. Yeah, he's legit. I love him. But he always was trying to fucking fight somebody. And I was like, Adam, we're just beating the shit out of you. Relax. I love him. But he always was trying to fucking fight somebody. And I was like, Adam, we're beating the shit out of you. Relax. We're winning.

We'd be winning. He didn't care. He was ready to fight. Which is also why I love him. He is a winner. Did you play any other sports other than basketball or no? Nah, I played football, but I was terrible at football. I was one of the worst in the country.

What did you play? Small, chill, whatever the fuck. Yeah, what they needed you to be. I remember one time my whole team got ejected. We were playing a team called Outlaws. You all got ejected? Most of my, all the star players got ejected. You know what I'm saying?

And they were like, we need a running back. And they put me in that running back. And I always wanted to be a running back. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a running back. And I put in a running back. They just run up the hole. And I got hit so hard. I'm like, you ever give me that fucking ball again, I'm going to slide the shit out your ass, nigga.

I don't want the ball. Don't give me the fucking ball, bro. When you were a kid and you wanted to be a running back, who was your favorite running back for you? Danny Thompson. Yeah, you say that

like it's an obvious, but I'm much older. So for me, it was like Barry Sanders. Okay, yeah, yeah. That was just like, that was the guy. I mean, Walter Payton,

truly, because I'm from Chicago, but Barry Sanders was probably the greatest guy I've ever seen dance on a field. It was wild. I mean, it's almost like they couldn't touch that guy. It was weird watching him.

You thought, in the same way that my generation thought about Jordan and you guys think about probably LeBron, it looks fake. You're like, he's a video, he's a human fucking video game. Ain't that crazy how people get looked up like that? Yeah. Like, nigga, you're going to be 6'8", you're just going to be fucking amazed at this game. Like, damn. Think about it like this.

People think about that with you with comedy. Youaze people with comedy yeah isn't that kind of a beautiful thing it is you're that you are that thing to someone else that they go man he's this this dude's funny as shit when i saw that first clip of you and i don't know i spoke to someone about you from austin maybe segura yeah and i had I had said, this fucking guy, he's not so fucking funny, man. And it was so originally you, and I knew right away you had that little seed of a thing that was going to continue if you put in the work. I told him, dude, he contested me.

I said, I want to get that kid out here and get him on the show. I was a long time ago. I said, he's fucking funny, man. Thank you, bro. And it's rare when it happens so organically and so fast, but good on you for that. You know?

What's, you know, what's your downtime outside of comedy? What do you get into? Nothing. I don't do shit. You play video games? I play video games. I'm playing Fallout right now.

Not Fallout. Man, what that shit is. Damn. The whiskey got me. Yeah, it got you good. What that shit is. Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk?

Yeah. Is on PlayStation? You know what i'm talking about he doesn't yeah no he's too big we put him in we put him to work dude you don't play games lame man he lives here he's not allowed to leave this room that's hard isn't that right he sleeps on that couch he can't leave his room yeah see you fucking what's going on man yeah he's not quick enough man he's not He's throwing shit right over that buzz cut of his. That mullet can't catch everything.

No, but so nothing, there is nothing. You don't have like a little hobby that you're really into that you're doing now that when you're down time, when you're on the road. You got to find one, I got to tell you, because the road gets long and you got to find some shit to do. Probably just the game, but I don't, I mean, I play basketball and shit.

Basketball, when you're on the road, you go find a gym to go work on it. But other than that, yeah, just this. Are you play basketball and shit basketball when you're on the road you go find a gym to go work on it but other than that yeah just this are you bringing a friend with you when you go out yeah I'm bringing two people so I'm

only because like they help me punch shit up in the city right so I might as well just so Tony goes with you nah Tony don't go Tony doing his own thing

okay right you bring other comments yeah Tony Casillas and then my dog Jari knows Tony Casillas I know who that is

right was he in LA yeah or he do it at his mothership yeah that's Casillas I know who that is Yeah Was he in LA Yeah Or he Do it at a mothership Yeah that's right Yeah I know who that is

Yeah of course And he goes with you On the road Yeah And he helps you guys You guys all help You know help write Yeah

That's a great world too Because when you're young You really do want to Help each other write And then people get older They get a little bit More protective And it gets a little strange

But that is the best years Because all you're doing Is wanting to excel other people's stuff while you're excelling your own. 100%. And then you'll see,

you know, you'll see the growth of your friends which is kind of great. Jealousy does get involved but be careful. As you go, it will be there.

You're probably down the line but it will be there. I see sometimes with older guys from where I'm from, older niggas be like, it's a weird animosity thing

of course I can feel it but do you now like did you ever do sets in Orlando or did you start so you started

in Orlando yeah right and then once you decided to make the trip out there to Austin and make that your home

you have no no want to go back to Florida. Nah. This is going to be it for a long time for you. Yeah, I'm going to be in Texas for a minute. Wow. Hell yeah.

That's great to hear. I mean, in Orlando, it was one of the things where I wasn't – it got to a point where, like, when I first started, people were obviously like, oh, yeah, I don't want to follow him. That's crazy. And then I got better. I was like, well, I can – there's no challenge here. Right.

But then going to Austin, it's like, you know what I'm saying? It's a different world. It's like real monsters. Yeah, you're heavy hitters. You know what I'm saying? So that make you, I needed that. You need that. You do.

You need that. I mean, there's guys out there that are so strong, like Brian Simpson's strong. There's such a strong comic base out there. It's only going to make you better anyway. We do got to find a hobby for you. You got a suggestion for a hobby for him? Yeah, what do you do? We got to get you into something.

I watch movies. This guy's love, well, he's a cinema nerd he loves yeah yeah uh he loves he loves making film watching film criticizing he's also a big hip-hop fan we talk music a lot yeah who you like who you like who you like right now uh just like current guys current guys current guys current guys i mean i mean a lot of the obvious answers like uh like kendrick and a lot That shit is crazy Yeah we were just talking about it We were just talking about it Yeah Yeah

Yeah nigga fuck you I am the guy Crazy to take shots At a name It didn't used to be that way For a long time they did that Then It didn't used to be that way. For a long time they did that, then they didn't do it. And now it might be making its way back into hip hop again.

I like that. I think that's cool. You know what would be cool? If they all made a verse together just dissing each other. I think that would be hard. Oh, I like that. That's actually very clever. I'm a thinker.

Those are the new days. I be thinking. How to rob, like when you came out with that verse. Yeah. It was great. Because after talking big that everyone was scared to go at each other. Well I hope that doesn't happen again. I don't want Dad everyone was scared to go at each other well I hope that doesn't happen again

I don't want any of that bullshit to start happening I don't want nobody to die well except for there's a few people that could die

I mean some people can't die Diddy can go Diddy can go Diddy can go Diddy can definitely go out there the Diddy shit

is hilarious it's so funny now that they got this guy the anniversary of kicking the door like the anniversary of Biggie's

kicking the door was when they did it to him they rated him on the kicking the door. Like, the anniversary of Biggie's kicking the door. Was when they did it to him? They rated him on the kicking the door anniversary? God is good. God is good. Well, here's the deal. You can't.

No, they calling him? Huh. The diddler. The diddler diddler. Yeah, diddler diddler. That's the funny thing. It's diddler diddler. He used to own a house here in LA,

close to where I used to live. Yeah. And I asked somebody who we know through the grapevine, and this could be bullshit, it could be hearsay, but who cares? But he said, he bought that house,

Diddy bought the house, and he never spent one night in there, right? Because the real estate agent we know, and he said it was for crew, you know, whoever. And I was like,

well, what was going on? And they said, well, I don't fucking know. But now, how crazy all these years later, now we know. I thought it was, you know whoever and i was like what was going on and they said we i don't fucking know but now how crazy all these years later now we know i thought it was a i thought it was like a fall house for like you know whoever the fuck was on his crew that needed someone to lay out for a

while or whatever the fuck was going but now you learn the truth is this this dude was having kids fucking shuffle drugs across state line they're gonna get him and they're gonna get him unless he gets... What is it called? What is that called? What's that called? Is it diplomatic immunity or something like that? Roman Polanski.

Right, Polanski and all these guys where they can't extradite you back to the United States. Oh, for real? You can go live in a country where they can't snag you. We talked about it. He might do that. But I heard somebody said last night that they got him already. That they stopped his private plane from going somewhere.

That's crazy. Google if they got Diddy. If they stopped him in the air, that'd be crazy. They could, though. Well, you know, they can. Yeah. Oh, my God.

The government, the Air Force can come and knock you out of the sky if they want to. They can shoot you down. That's hard. Isn't that wild? That's pretty tough.

That is dope. Yeah, greatest country in the world, bro. I love America, man. Yeah, it's the best, bro. We can shoot you down That's hard Isn't that wild? That's pretty tough That is dope Yeah greatest country in the world bro I love America man Yeah it's the best bro We can shoot your bullshit Right out of the fucking sky You wanna run? Fuck you Hit the ground

You can't run, fly, swim We got you man You're for the fines Well also if you do some dumb shit If you get into his kind of nonsense Where he's you know Wanting to control Manipulate people

To own people The documentary's gonna be fire though Yeah that is is gonna be good on netflix that shit gonna be diddy the diddler what do they what do they say do they get him you can't find anything just a lot of memes a lot of memes yeah a lot of it's gonna be meme city you know that's never gonna fucking stop once it once that gate opens up for the internet to have at you like that especially when they catch you it's done well i saw an interview that Usher gave on Stern 10 years ago or something like that, and he was talking about he went to a thing called Diddy's Flavor Camp. Do you even know what this is?

You ever heard of this? I heard about the party. You heard about them playing naked basketball? What the fuck? No, tell me. My mama told me about that. What is this? Diddy was over there playing naked basketball, which is crazy.

What the fuck? Naked basketball is insane. Anybody go, you want to play naked basketball? No. Absolutely not. That's crazy. That is crazy as shit. Where was he doing? Naked basketball is the same. Anybody go, you want to play naked basketball? No. Absolutely not. That's crazy. That is crazy as shit. Where was he doing?

Naked basketball is the same thing. At his place? I guess, I guess. And had all those people over with, yeah. Yeah. I guess Jamie Foxx was talking about it. Jamie Foxx was playing naked basketball? Old podcast clip that kind of re-came back up.

He was saying, he played naked basketball? Yeah. Crazy. Jamie Foxx. I played naked basketball with some bad bitches. Yeah, but that's not naked basketball at that point. That's just porn I've seen before. Yeah, you're not wrong.

Cam Patterson in the 12. Yeah, 12 deep. Yeah, off the bench with Cam Patterson. Off the bench with Cam Patterson. That's hard. Doing it. That's shit I feel like I've seen before. Nah, naked basketball, insane.

There is no sport that can be played without clothes on. That's fucking absurd. You need to wear clothes. But I do believe that when you hear these stories i know that they're conspiracy theory shit i believe every second that he was playing naked basketball oh yeah they're bored you know what i mean you got all this money all this shit going on you have gotten away with it for years right he got away with too much now he's like basketball fuck it is that what it said? It doesn't actually what it said. Jamie, invite your people over. Cam,

you're doing a bunch of tours. You're doing a big tour this year. What is, tough question, but what is the, is there a departure for you from the Kill Tony universe or are you going to stay with it

for a while? I'll stay with it for a minute. Do you want to break off? One day. He's done so much. Yeah, of course. Of course. It'll be hard to move on, but yeah, one day so much. Yeah, of course. Of course. It'll be hard to move on.

But yeah, one day for sure. But you know I can feel you feel that question because you know there's a reality to it, right? I know, 100%. There's a moment where, you know, like we had, you know, Jesse Johnson who does kill Tony too. So, Jesse was on Bad Friends. Yeah, yeah. And she, you know, there was a moment where we had a conversation about it. I said, I need you to go free because I want you to have your own thing.

Yeah. And that's not me cutting you or whatever. It's, that's just me knowing you need to fly a little bit. And it's a weird moment. Cause I know it will happen with you too. You will need to just do your own thing, but,

uh, it's a part of the reality of getting out. You know, I look, I, I, I was a headliner and then Rogan had asked me to come do shows with him, and I was opening for Joe.

But at some point, he was right to have me not open for him anymore. Yeah. Because he's like, you got to go, bro. You got to fucking do your own shit. Yeah. Which is a cool moment in comedy when you can do that. I would hope you continue to do what you're doing and help young comics too. Almost, though.

I mean, that's the goal. That's the only goal to be like, man, this is very possible. You put the work in, but this shit can really happen. You feel what I'm saying? If you got the talent and the work, you're going to be able to do it.

Two things, talent and the work. Talent and work. I know people I started with that had the talent and they just ain't had it. Like, because I started with it,

bro, I remember one time my homeboy David Jolly, he was like my mentor when I started doing comedy. From day one, me and my homeboy, my other dog,

I ain't going to say his name. You don't have to. He was hilarious. Like way funnier than me. A little older than me, but way, we started running sometimes, but fucking hilarious. And we would always go to Jolly's house and work on jokes. I remember one day he was like, nigga, we both got a joke that was like, our first joke that really worked.

Jolly had like a couch and a mic stand, and that's it. That's it. That's it. And his living room, that was all he had, a couch and a mic stand and that's it. Rob Markman, That's it. Rob Markman, That's it. And this living room, that was all it had, a couch and a fucking mic stand. So we'd go up there, three of us in the room would just say our shit over and over again. He'd be like, no, you gotta make that shit retarded. That's how he talk. Rob Markman, Mm-hmm.

Rob Markman, You gotta make that shit retarded. It's not retarded enough. You gotta make it more retarded. I wouldn't even say it. And we were going over and then one day we both got a joke around the same time, just fucking just hit. Rob Markman, Yeah. Rob Markman, And then my dog went, nigga, we can start making money now.

And I would never mind. I always knew, like, if I just keep getting better, the money going to come. You know what I'm saying? We can start making money now. I'll never forget. Y'all just went, y'all niggas still suck. Y'all still terrible, dog.

Carry money with two minutes. That's terrible. Hell no. But it was like, yeah, it's real. But it was the beginning. Yeah. It was brewing something up something happening you know what i'm saying and by the way you will you're right that's a good

perspective you will start to you'll get money and and success and all that but as long as you keep doing it it all that stuff will come down the road because that's stuff you can't you know we were grinding look your generation is a little bit different a lot of people are popping faster yeah which is scary you know we took a long time to even get a little bit of fucking attention so you know we were grinding for a long time and not to hate on it doesn't matter which it happens the way it happens in the universe but um for us it was like could we get by doing comedy that was always the goal could i make enough money to pay the thing just to do stand-up?

And once you get there, that's a big deal. I heard a comic one time say, all I want to do is go out to eat and not look at the price of the food I'm eating. Yeah, that's real.

And after that, you kind of feel like, okay, I feel okay. You don't need a fucking, you know, a hundred million dollars. You don't need ten cars and four houses.

But if you can eat food with friends or whoever and not look at the price, that's almost like the most free you can be. I just want to talk about parents and make sure my kid is good. All seven of them. All seven. All seven of them. By the way, or eight. Or eight.

I could have twins. You know what's crazy? If I have twins the first time, I'm done. That's it? That's it. So if you have twins, you're going to give up on that seven dream? Y'all need seven. If I have twins the first time, I'm done. That's it? That's it. So if you have twins, you're going to give up on that seven dream? Y'all need seven. If I have twins, I'm good.

Wait, why is that? If I don't have twins the first time, I need... You think that's just good luck and you need to stay with it? I want twins for some reason. You do, huh? I want twins, boo. I feel like you're going to get them. I need them.

You feel that? I want twins. I feel like you're going to get yourself some twins. I don't think the lady that's my wife right now, I don't know if she got twins on her family. She's not a twin energy? But one of the other ones... One of the other ones could move up and get, I don't know if she got twins or not. She's not a twin energy? But one of the other ones. One of the other ones could move up and get a twin. Yeah, because she got her mama a twin.

You might have to experiment. I see. One of my ideas was that I was going to get a girl pregnant and let my main bitch raise the baby. Ah. Because I love her so much. She's going to be a great mother. You know what I'm saying? So you take the baby from one of the other side girls and give it to the wife.

Thank you so much. Thank you for giving me this baby. I appreciate your work. You can come check up on it whenever you need to. I'm going and give it to the wife. Thank you so much. Thank you for giving me this baby. Appreciate your work. You can come check up on it whenever you need to. I'm going to give it to her. You know what I'm saying? Because we just needed you for this one moment. You was a surrogate.

And you did your thing, and thank you for that. You did a great job. Right. You can come visit us. Schedule a visit. Yeah, whenever you want to come see the baby, you can come see the baby. Put up an iCalendar. Share a calendar online.

Come see the baby when necessary. No doubt, but you're not raising the baby. Right. You don't have names in mind for all seven of these kids. No, I know one of the first ones is a boy by the baby when necessary. No doubt, but you're not raising the baby. Right. You don't have names in mind for all seven of these kids. Nah, I know the first one is a boy,

my name is Carter. Yeah, I like Carter. Why Carter? All my kids' names got to start with a K, that's what my daddy did. All of them start with a K?

Yeah, all his kids' names start with a K. Carter with a K. Yeah. What's the next one? Shit. I don't know

how I get that far yet. Well, let's get there. Let's see if we can get there. Huh. All right, what's your girl name? We'll go girl name? Girl. Kend, let's get there. Let's see if we can get there. All right, what do you want? Girl name? We'll go girl name?

Girl. Kendra. Kendra. Kendra's out here. Good. Love that. Kendra's great. Kendra's a good name.

Another boy. Someone with Ika in it. It has to be Ika. Like Kamika or- Kamika's a good one. Kamika. Got it. Got it.

Kamika's a good one. King. King. We can go with King. That's my nephew, King. Good name. Yep, King. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, shit. It's a lot of- King or Kingston? I got a nephew Kingston. They call him King. We can go with King. That's my nephew, King. Good name. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. King or Kingston? I got a nephew, Kingston. They call him King. For real? Two of them. Okay, Kingston and King. Well, don't get it twisted, though, because they might.

Okay, but I got you. You're good. You can back and forth. They can be twins. Then you got to have one. It's always one that's wild and calamity. Cash. Yeah, okay, Cash with a K.

Cash with a K. Cash with a K. That nigga, we don't know where he going to be. He better not be broke. He not going to be broke. We don't know where he gonna be He better not be broke He not gonna be broke We don't know where he gonna be But he ain't gonna be broke I tell you that Cash gonna have money

Your name Cash You better have money And what about Crispy Crispy could be dope Crispy would be Crispy a good nickname For a kid Okay so

His full name His actual full name Christopher Crispy Christopher Yeah Christopher with a K Christopher Patterson A.K.A. Crispy Crispy Pat A.K K. Christopher Patterson, aka Crispy. Crispy Pat.

That's Crispy right there. Crispy Pat. That boy always clean. That's my son Crispy. That boy always clean, boy. What size shoe are you, by the way? I'm on a 10. Okay, I'm going to get you a gift at some point.

Now that I know, I'm going to log into my mind. I'm going to get you something special. Thank you, man. That's lovely. Well, you're the slide king as people know you, right? Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. I got to do this, and I'll take care of you.

Do me a favor. When you start on this little tour, plug out a couple of these dates. Tell these people some of the dates that you've got going on. Because I want people to come see you. He's got it on his computer. You got it, baby. He can holler them out. We don't have to.

Hell, yeah. What are they? We'll repeat them over here. We've got Mic Drop Comedy, San Diego, A11. So San Diego. San Diego, Mic Drop. Go see your boy where else Vegas and wise guys what is he in Vegas okay okay good be careful in Vegas young man you've been out there haven't you yeah my grandma come with me okay just be careful you get in a lot of trouble down there man everybody gets in trouble in Vegas I'm flying out I'm

flying one of my ladies in. Okay, good, okay. You know what I'm saying? So San Diego, Vegas. Blue Room Comedy Club in Springfield on May 31st. Just give me the city, not the place. Springfield. Richmond Heights. Richmond Heights.

Tacoma. Tacoma, Washington. Yeah, yeah. I'm doing Cobbs in San Francisco. San Francisco, Cobbs, baby. Yeah, yeah. I'll be there, too. Go see my boy.

Tacoma. Are you doing one-nighter in Cobbs? What is he doing in Cobbs in San Francisco, Cobbs, baby. I'll be there, too. Go see my boy. Are you doing one nighter in Cobbs? What is he doing in Cobbs, in San Francisco? He's doing one night. One night. Go see him. Come see me. What's the website?

Camsofunny.com Camsofunny.com. We'll put the link in the description down below. I want to thank you for being a part of the show. Thank you so much. Can I tell you one thing? Yeah, go ahead. When I host it for you at the Mother's,

you said some shit that really stuck with me. I asked everybody when I hosted, I said, man, what do you want me to say for your credits?

And you just said, just say my name and they know who I am. And that's like the goal for me in comedy. That's one of the goals for me in comedy now in life.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Just say my name, they know who I am. And I didn't say it in a mean way. Not at all. I was saying,

you can just say my name, they're good. You can just say my name. But it good. You can just say my name. But it was like, nigga, that's cold. Yeah. Nigga, that's cold, bro. Well, you know what it is to me? A lot of times when I was young in our generation,

everybody wanted to say all the credits. Because credits are different today. Back then, it was like, if you got on Comedy Central, that was fucking huge. It was huge. It was an impossible credit to get so the people that got it they earned the fuck out of it and then if you got on a tonight show that was back in the day when we knew dudes from new york that would come and they would get on a tonight show i bet man this motherfucker did this night show twice it was so big you know

and now those things kind of don't matter as much so to me when i hear young guys, credits only fluff sometimes, and they don't really do much. And to me, the comedy speaks for itself, and you're an example of that. You're a great comic. Thank you, bro. I could introduce you and just say Cam Patterson is a fucking great comic. So, you know, I understand the world of credits, but that's why I say that to a lot of people. Yeah, that was, I'm a nigga.

That was dope. That was dope. That was dope. Can you, you never, it never was like, it was like, just say my name. Just say it. They'll know. And if they don't know, they're gonna fucking learn. They're about to figure it out. Go to Camp So Funny. We'll put the

link in the description. We end the episode the same way. You look into that camera right there. And you say one word or one phrase. You get to choose. One word or one phrase. Some people... A phrase like a sentence, right? Yeah, it used to be like people used to say a piece of advice

or a joke or whatever. Then I left it up to people. If you want to say one thing to end the episode, you do it whenever you're ready. Love your parents, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Gang shit. In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. You were that creature in the ginger beard. Hell yeah. Gang shit.