Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Lil Dicky & Gata

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

Santino sits down with Lil Dicky and Gata to talk about the new season of DAVE on FX and Hulu June 16th as well as getting into fights, breaking into waterparks, sex symbols vs. ladies men and making music with Diplo, Big Sean and Skrillex ORDER SOME MERCH!!! https://www.andrewsantinostore.com Join our Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/whiskeygingerpodcast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! CAKE Lube up! Get premium sex toys, lube, condoms and much more Go to hellocake.com promo code Whiskey for 25% off!!! HELLO FRESH Americas number one meal kit!!! Get delicious food sent to your front door ready to be cooked by you! https://www.hellofresh.com/whiskey 12 USE PROMO "whiskey12" for 12 FREE meals plus shipping!!! MANSCAPED - Clean up your balls and your beard now with the best in mens grooming https://www.manscaped.com/ Get 20% off use promo code WHISKEY20 BETTERHELP - You deserve to feel better Get the help you need today from wherever you are http://betterhelp.com/whiskey for 10% OFF your first month Promo code: Whiskey Follow Santino on Insta and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Whiskey Ginger Insta and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast/ & https://twitter.com/whiskeyginger_ Whiskey Ginger Clips: http://www.youtube.com/c/WhiskeyGingerPodcastClips EDITING AND PRODUCTION DESIGN BY Andres "Fancy B" Rosende Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. We have a very good show today. Two returning guests, dudes I love. My boy Lil Dicky and my boy Gata. Our show premieres Wednesday, June 16th on FX and then on Hulu the very next day on the 17th. Watch it, love it, spread the word. I'm on tour, baby. Go to andrewsantino.com. I'm going to be going to Houston, Madison, Boston, Nashville. I'm going to be in Northern California by Sacramento I'm going to be all over the place

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I'm on tour, baby. And I'm happy to present these two guys. Enough rambling from me. Let's go to the episode. In here, we pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You're that creature in the ginger field. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Gingers are hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guests today are some of my favorite people on earth.

I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. It is the return of Lil Dicky and Gator, baby. Yay, baby. I feel like we shouldn't even be called guests. What are your more than guests? What are you now? What do you think you are now? I feel like we're gang members.

Yeah, well. Gang members? Interesting start, but true, Gator. Yeah, we are. What's our gang name again? Gator, we're not gang. We're the Whiskey Boys. We're the Whiskey Boys.

I just started a gang right there. Whiskey Boys. By the way, gang doesn't have to have a negative connotation. A gang, we could be doing good in our community. Me and the homies. Yep. I agree. But your initial inclination was you don't want to be in a gang.

I'm just, you know, I don't want to be affiliated. I'm neutral. We're back. You have your Space Jam sweater on. Yeah, I just got, honestly, I got a whole package from, I don't think it's Space Jam, actually. I thought it was Space Jam, and I thought it was like, well, maybe I was on a list that LeBron made,

and it was the whole sweatsuit and a shirt and shorts and socks. And then I think it's actually just the brand. There's a brand that makes this. What do you mean? There's a Space Jam company? No, I think it's like a, it's not Hot Topic at all, but if Hot Topic made a Space Jam hoodie,

I think it's like a brand similar thing. No, it's Mad Happy. That's the brand. What's Mad Happy? I don't know. So. But I imagine that's who makes it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you know who that is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're some good people, man. Gay to hit me up today. Mad Happy. Mad Happy. Do we like it? I mean, yeah. Yeah, shout out to Mad Happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know who that is? Yeah, yeah. They're some good people, man. Gay to hit me up today. Matt Happy. Matt Happy. Do we like it? Yeah.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Shout out Matt Happy. You just give it out. Those are our folks, man. Those are our folks. Are they? Yeah, those are our folks.

Oh, so you know them. Yeah, I did something for them. What'd you do? I know them, too. Thank you, Matt. Podcasting. Oh, you did? Yeah.

Gay to hit me today. He was going to, way in the West Valley, going to his spot. I'm not going to blow up where his spot was why? because why?

I don't know you just blew it up you brought it up now I have to understand nobody knows where it is it was in Calabasas Calabasas there we go

oh you mean where he lives? no he's got a spot out there a little spot that he goes to for his boutique a boutique spot there we go

yeah yeah for for the gear for gear yeah oh clothing for clothing

for fashion for friendships. He's got people out there in the West Valley. Connected and respected. See? Big time. That's interesting. And he said I should come out, and I said I was headed out that way, but I couldn't.

Yeah, he was trying to- I was going out to- Do you have a spot? He was trying to go get a Porsche. Yeah. You don't have a spot. I have a spot. What's your spot?

Well, I can't give it away. I don't have a spot. You don't have a place that you go to to get stuff no that you that they know that they know that you're coming and you get like they have good stuff maybe a food place definitely not like a clothing place really i think that's the same it's one of the same it's like your spot what's your food spot well the thing that comes into my mind is uh in philly where i grew up uh it's this place called frank's and frank's pizza frank's pizza frank's pizza pickup or delivery and uh i live right down the street at where i lived and i went there so often

like at least twice a week and me and my brother as well and you know for like a decade and then i became well so so early then I became a rapper. Yeah. And I had, like, respect from my local community. And when I went back in there, it was the same guy who had seen me, like, my whole life, and he didn't even recognize me or care. Like, it was so just, like, I thought, like, man, back at my spot and, like, all the success that I've gotten. You assume if you blew up, he was going to be like yeah ld not even i'll do like dave like man dave i remember you from your childhood i've seen so many times and i can't believe what you've you've come here twice a week with the man in the

eye i mean i i love franks maybe it was maybe i was wrong maybe it was maybe it was a different man i don't think it was it was the same man you're probably somebody else no i also there was an incident when i was younger and and I'm so sorry, Franks, and honestly, the man who yelled at me back then did enough to impact me to where I feel properly punished for what I did. What happened? I just was hanging out with friends,

and I just took my chicken cheesesteak, and I just threw it down the cellar. There was a little cellar door. Damn. Yeah, it was disrespectful, and I was wrong for doing it. A different man was down there, and he came up and like

Immediately caught me and yelled at me and like I like back then if any adult like spoke to me in a certain way I would just start tearing up. Why did you do it? Probably to like show I would do anything for a laugh back then it was horrible You were just trying to make your friends laugh. Yeah, did you ever do dumb shit to make your friends laugh? No, I think I always did cool shit to make my friends laugh big difference cool shit dumb shit I know and I was wrong like did you like were you the guy who was like

I did cool shit too you were the first to okay I did tons of cool shit I like how you had to throw it in yeah no I did cool shit but I just I shouldn't have done the other shit

because you know what it is I just never wanted to be the type to you know get embarrassed I hate getting embarrassed yeah but you lived in the world of embarrassment yeah I've lived in that yeah I mean we put it you put it on the show yeah like we talk about

on the show how you were cool to embarrass yourself in front of people all the time yeah i don't think i get embarrassed very easily i don't know you think it's what because you it's you're fearless no because where does embarrassment stem from anyway shame shame but you don't have a lot of shame. No, I guess not. I guess I'm able to see what's funny about the things that I would have shame in, and it's just so objectively funny,

and I prioritize funny over what would cause the shame, so it's a net positive. Right. It zeroes out. Yeah. No, positive. It zeroes out. Gator, when you were a kid,

who was the Dave of your group as a kid? Like who did the dumbest shit just to get a laugh out of your friends? Did he exist in your friendship group when you were a kid? Yeah, he definitely existed. You know, because everybody got like a class clown or somebody that wanted, you know what I'm saying, get everybody attention.

So, you know. Wasn'm saying get everybody attention so yeah you know wasn't you? no no no it wasn't me cause like I said I didn't like to be embarrassed you know what I'm saying

I wouldn't put myself in the spotlight to be embarrassed you know what I mean like he feels like that he wouldn't do something stupid just for the laugh if it was gonna make him

maybe look dumb for sure like would you moon people you mooned people all the time oh yeah I'm not going for that yeah see big difference i'm just total that idiot i couldn't do it do black kids even

moon people that's such a white kid thing to do no it is but yeah people used to do that in elementary but it was just like come on bro what about showing your cock nah see that's white kid shit did you guys ever egg houses oh Oh yeah, we was egging. You were egging? Did you play mailbox baseball? Do you know what that is? What's that? Did you ever do that shit? That's like the cruelest thing you could do. Oh, you hit the... Yeah, you drive in a car and you come out of the side of a car and you just smack a...

I've egged a home. Smack a car with a bat? Smack the mailbox. You knock it right off the thing. I was wrong. I shouldn't have. Someone egged my grandfather's car. What kind of car was it? Not anything... You know, he was a working man. Yeah. A Buick Regal. It was not a great, it was just a middle of the road kind of car. And when they egged it, it made me so sad. And I thought back to the times where I egged people's houses and I felt, once again, like I was being punished.

Deservedly so. That's karma. Yeah, that's karma. Did you ever TP houses when you were a kid? No. Did you ever do that? You ever TP a house? No. You probably did some crazy shit. Well, I think my favorite thing when we were kids, we used to play flaming tennis. What's that? You'd soak a tennis ball in kerosene.

Because you light it on fire, it won't burn the ball. It'll burn the kerosene before it gets to the ball. Really? Yeah. And what's really cool is if you go to a tennis court and you smack it around at each other, it'll leave little fireballs on the ground that'll burn for a couple of seconds. When you're stoned as a teenager- Is it dangerous? Probably. No, how?

Why? I'd love to do it sometimes. Let's do it. I mean, dangerous in the idea that something could set on fire. But I mean- It's true. Isn't that part of the fun? Yeah part of the fun yeah well no it'd be just the visual would be incredible the worst thing i ever did that i'm thinking about in my

childhood pull this closer the work i uh i mean it was not the worst thing but maybe it was i so i went to hebrew school yeah so did me and gata yeah what was your Hebrew name? Joshua. Joshua? So a lot of guys named Joshua. So I went there, and it was the last. You go there from when you're eight to when you're 14 or whatever, like once a week. Same kind of deal as my resentment with the Frank story, where I felt like I paid my dues as a community member. I was a silly boy, but I was definitely sweet

and I was respectful for sure. Last day of school, it's the last day. It's literally the last day, and I'm being extra chit-chatty. You're talking too much. Yeah, to my friends. I'm not mooning anyone, but it's the last day. It's like, what do you want me to do? Last day of Hebrew school.

Yeah, I'm out. And I got kicked out of class for talking too much. Were you speaking in Hebrew? See, I bet you if you were chatty in Hebrew, they would have let you stay. I shouldn't even say this now that I'm thinking. Say it, say it, say it. Say it. Dave, you're already there.

Say it. Well, they kicked me out out Me and my friend It was just unjustified It wasn't like I know what I've done wrong It wasn't worthy Right So

So they kicked a screen window in You kicked in one of the windows Of the Hebrew school David Damn Shame That's crazy The craziest thing I've ever done

As a kid I remember I was in my Partner house I was Like one of my boys. I was spending the night over at her house. You know how you're a kid, and you're spending the night over at your homie's house? Mm-hmm.

So we was over there, and we did a prank call, man. Were you prank calling people? We prank called 911, and we said the roof is on fire. What? Yeah, bro. You caused a real emergency?

Yeah. The home is on fire. They really came? Of course they came. They came? Yeah, we got in so much trouble, dude. How old were you? It. The home is on fire. They really came. Of course they came. They came? Yeah, we got in so much trouble. How old were you? It was probably like eight, nine.

Yeah, when you sleep over. Sleepovers. Yeah, it was like eight or nine. It was crazy. What else do you do at sleepovers? It's crazy we really did that, though. When you were like- I remember.

12. Did you have sleepovers when you were like 12? I was probably 12. 12 seems a little bit too old. Isn't 12 like sixth grade, seventh grade? What is 12? Did you have sleepovers when you were like- Eight and nine.

Really? I had sleepovers until I was like- 15? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you hadn't had none when I was 15. But that's you. I know that's a very-

I love you. When you guys had sleepovers with your male friends, did you guys jerk off in the same room? No. No? No. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. No. Did you? Yeah. Yeah.

No. I didn't do that. Different rooms. I mean, we would prefer different rooms for sure. Like if we had the real estate, we would all go to the different rooms. Yeah, basements. Yeah. You had basements in Philly?

Yeah. You didn't have basements here in LA? Nah. That's the weirdest thing to me. Where did you guys go to kick it? Like if your friends came over, where are you going? Bitch, we going on the front porch, man. Yeah, man yeah but okay but at night in the dead middle of the night if someone's coming over and hanging out you guys are still sitting outside in the front porch

no you'll probably be in the backyard you know it's safer in the back i love your backyard but isn't that so funny to think like we went straight to the basement as kids yeah also that's where you could hide if you were high from mom and dad never got high you never got high when you were a kid scared my parents would uh every time i came home at night, which was like earlier than everyone else, because I had like the smallest curfew, I had to wake them up, wake them up, blow in their nose. Oh, ew. So they could smell.

And if my thing, if I smelled like alcohol, of course I'm grounded. Never even a risk. Or weed. If I smelled like mint of any kind, grounded. Mint? Yeah, it's like trying to hide it, obviously. Like gum, mint. You can't just chew gum?

Not if I went out. Why? So if you go out and you're going to kiss a girl, you obviously have mint or gum. I guess I really wasn't kissing a girl. You sure you ain't a Tic Tac guy? Wait, let him finish that. What was that?

You were not doing what? You weren't kissing any girls? No. First kind of consistent action I got was probably senior year. Senior year of high school was the first time you kissed? No. I kissed, but I said consistent. Consistent.

Right. When was the first time you hooked up? Let me guess. I was probably like- 14. No, 13. 13. Yeah.

13 years old. We're talking sex? Anything. Yeah. Oh, well, no. I was way before 13. 13. Yeah. 13 years old. We're talking sex? Anything. Yeah. Oh, well, no. Way before that. 13. I was kissing girls like at six.

Yeah, but you had sex at 13? Yep. 13 years old. I was 19. 16. 13 years old. Right when I got my license. 13, 16, 19.

Perfect. 3, 3, 3. Yeah. That's why you get your license so you can try to go sneak out and have sex. How did you have sex at 13? How old was the girl? 13 as well? No,

she was like 15 or 16. That's incredible. That a 13 year old can pull up sophomore in high school? Yeah, it was crazy. You were in junior high? Going crazy. How did you even meet a girl that old?

Like, did you, were you hanging out with high schoolers? after school programs, you know what I mean? Basketball here and there, you know, walk to, you know, get some food, all that type of get there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? What a life. Man. What a life. At 13? How nervous were you to talk to women at 13 years old? Dude, I couldn't.

Like, whenever. Well, you know, I'm comfortable around women. I grew up around, you know, my mom and my sister. Right. Women. Yeah, right. That's right. But also.

Two women raised me. So women know you well because you're well raised around women, but also they have that confidence to even hook up at 13. I'm talking about from a you level. Were you not nervous or uncomfortable? Oh, yeah, I definitely was. Yeah, I was sweating bullets. Yeah, because 13 men, I was so nervous about anything.

Imagine being born with a mutilated cock. Yes, I know. I know. Imagine being born with a mutilated cock. Oh, my God. I know. I know. Back then, I didn't even, I thought, like, my dick wasn't even, like, real.

Did you even tell anybody about it? A lot of my, like, closest guy friends knew. I had to tell them. See, that's brave in and of itself. Yeah. Like, if you had something to hide, you wouldn't even tell your closest friends. Like, that, if that, if you had. No, no, no.

No, right? See, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't tell anybody about that. You're brave to do that. Niggas talk too much, man. Yep. People talk too much. People gonna be talking. Yeah.

Yeah, but you did because you trusted them. Yeah. Did they make fun of you for it? Yeah. What was the name they called you? Swiss cheese? Holy? Definitely Swiss cheese dick, 100%. Yeah.

Yeah. Man. Did it ever hurt? The making fun of? No, physically. Physically, did it ever, was it ever painful? No, man. Did it ever hurt? The making fun of? No, physically. Did it ever, was it ever painful? No, no. Actually, I had like a bunch of urine infections when I was like.

UTIs. Yeah, like when I was younger. I remember like bringing my mom in and like saying like, mom. And then she like looked over my shoulder as I pissed blood. Like I remember that. Blood? Yeah. Oh my God.

Blood. Pissed blood. Blood. Mom looking over my shoulder At my mutilated cock Would your mom walk in the bathroom And watch you I asked her to come in And say

Cause I was I said she should You know I can comfortably say My mother's never seen my penis I mean I guess When I was a baby At a certain age

They stopped seeing your penis Your mother saw your penis Up through your teens I mean And I've met your mom I would I would get I would have

You know Appointments With doctors And there were things to discuss Like next steps But why would she I mean. And I've met your mom. I would have appointments with doctors. Right, right, right. And there were things to discuss, like next steps. But why would she? Why don't your old man, your dad going in there make sense? Yeah, I don't know. My old man came with me the first time I had to get physical for basketball.

Right. And I remember that. He was in the waiting room, and the doctor was really weird. I did not like this guy. I did not like this guy's vibe did not like this guy's vibe. He was at a creepy vibe, man. He was just very like, he said a comment that I, to this day, like, you know, something echoes in your head. I don't remember much.

But after he gave me my physical, you know, he feels your nuts and feels your abdomen and make sure you don't have like hemorrhoids or all this stuff. And then he said to my dad, he's like, all checks out. Everything's good. He's cleared to play basketball. He's growing up fast. He's growing up fast. So it was a comment about my penis or my balls. Yeah.

But either way, my dad, I remember my- But you did get a physical, so he probably did check your height, your weight. Bro. He probably was, you know- But it was, this was the- That's interesting. I thought the same thing you did.

Balls. It was balls and stuff. But you're, I mean i mean yeah but a doctor's a doctor you're right that wasn't your first time seeing him i never he's right we might be wrong for having your medical history at first i was like 100 and i was like well you're actually being measured in every way but but the way he said it was like it was so, he's growing up fast. Like a weird, gross, it was gross. Otherwise he would have said like, man, he's tall. He's getting tall. I hope, you know, he would have followed it up with another thing about like, man, he's

going to be a good solid two, three out there. Oh, okay. No, this was, he's growing up fast. He had just had my penis in his hands. Yeah. I didn't like it. And my dad, you know how dads don't listen to anything? My dad didn't hear it at all.

And I remember thinking like, say something. But he didn't. It went right over his head. And you probably stewed in the car home. I'm 37, I think about it today. I see his fat face saying it. I used to sit in the waiting room before a physical and put every single fiber of my being

into not getting hard. What? I would just sit there and be like, don't get hard. That's how often I was hard. I was like, I can't go in there with a boner. I can't just have the guy come in and I already have a boner.

Would you get boners that much you couldn't control it? Yes. And pretty much always, I wouldn't be hard when the person came in. But a boner is a mental thing. But I always got hard immediately once I got touched. By a man or a woman? Yeah.

Didn't matter? Didn't matter. And what do you say? I have a memory, which is crazy, of my mom being in a room at one point and it happening and the doctor being like, no, it's so normal. I don't know if this is a made-up memory, but I have that memory.

No, I mean, it sounds very real. Have you ever gotten a boner in front of a doctor? No. No, I've never had that. I've never had a hard-on in front of a professional. I was so freaked out mentally by being in the hospital. I didn't like doctor's offices. They gave me the creeps.

It'd be too cold in there too. Way too cold. Man, you persevered through so many elements to get a hard on. You're just a super horny kid. That's also because

you didn't get to touch anything until you were 15. I'd be so embarrassed. You ever been in there where you got that that uh Huh, like the smock? Yeah, yeah, the dress

with your butts out. Oh man, that's That's embarrassing. Yeah, it's like I don't Yeah, yeah, the dress. Yeah, with your butts out. Oh, man. That's embarrassing. Yeah, it's like. I don't, that's. Actually, I love that dress. I've been in it a few times, and I really like. You like because your butt's out a little bit?

No, it's just like, I feel like I'm in there so infrequently when I have it on. It's just like a warm coat. Like, it feels safe. It's like, this is what happens to people when they wear this little. And like, you've seen it in the movies. See, I see it's negative. It means something bad's happening. If you're in that dress

and you're hanging out, you're not, that's not good. Yeah. Street clothes is probably positive. Yeah. I was in that dress when I broke my nose.

Oh. They got your clothes off because your nose broke? Yeah, they had to. I never even knew you broke your nose. Yeah,

because they put me under to fix my nose. Really? Yeah. Because I broke my nose. They never took off my clothes though. Did they put you under? Oh man, I got a knock on my head. No. Oh, they just went like that or whatever? Yeah, they adjusted my nose. Really? Yeah. Because I broke my nose. They never took off my clothes though. Did they put you under? No.

Oh, they just went like that or whatever? Yeah, they adjusted my nose and then they put like a splint on it or whatever. Oh, no. So it would stay

as straight as it could? You know, somebody told me and I can't believe this. Wait, time out. What was the break? A punch? I was playing basketball.

A kid was posting me up. Elbow. Back of his head. He made like a move back of his head straight into my nose and I looked in the mirror and it was like the crooked nose

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been in a fight no how many fights have you been in probably been like a few fights i've been in a few fights man who do you think's been in more fights between you two that's it that's actually probably pretty good fights of my own or fights with friends like if you're throwing a fist at a person's face I'm counting that as a fight no but I'm saying me one on one a guy no two me fighting with other people

three or four other times college we fought we got into fights because we were hooligans but one on one me and a guy settling a dispute, two times. Yeah, I've been in less than a dozen fights, but more than five. Yeah, I'm probably in that same ballpark, but only two of my own. I've never thrown a punch.

It feels so good until tomorrow. The last punch I threw, I've thrown one punch in five years. It was when I punched my friend. He lost a bet, and the winner of the bet was allowed to punch thrown one punch in like five years it was when i punched my friend he lost a bet and the winner of the bet was allowed to punch the other one in the butt so i punched my friend glenn in his butt broke my wrist wow that's the last that's the weakest shit i've ever heard in my life and and yeah you was crying right i wasn't crying but it hurt man it was really have you ever have you ever seen a fight and and it made you like something in the fight made you laugh like i'll give you an example and you think about it like

well i'll never forget we were at you're at my girlfriend i know i've never i feel like that was my girlfriend's apartment and this is this is years ago and and these guys showed up who were friends with one of my friends and then they were starting shit with one of my other friends. And I kind of knew, you know what I mean? It was almost like ancillary people. Yeah. But my buddy Jimmy, who's going to watch this or hear this and know, this other guy punches his friend Ben.

And Ben starts crying immediately. I mean, it was just like, like it was almost too quick. And Ben starts crying immediately. I mean, it was just like, like it was almost, almost too quick. And he was bawling. And Jim, who's like a stocky, tough guy, played hockey in high school, as tough as nails. He was like, all of his focused, drunk energy was going to knock this guy out. Right? Like you could feel him like spring loading. It was like, and then he launched at this dude, but he jumped so hard and so fast and this dude was already moving

that he was parallel to the ground and missed completely. Wow. I mean, didn't hit anything and then bounced off of the kitchen floor and I died laughing.

Yeah. In the middle of a fight, I couldn't stop laughing. I watched his face smash off the linoleum on the kitchen floor and Jim got up and pretended like it was okay, but I was like... Man, you're hurt.

He missed by a mile. I mean, right through the air, parallel to the ground. But that's the only time I've ever laughed in the middle of a fight. It made it stop for me. I was like, this isn't funny. I can't fight these guys. I got punched in the face twice in my life only. I mean, I got...

And it wasn't like a fight. What, they just hit you and went away? Yeah, I got struck and then I cowered. Why? I don't know, fight them? Yeah, well, that's the response most guys... Both times it wasn't deserved because I don't believe you should ever

punch someone in the face for being bothered, but... If they punch you, you should punch them. I definitely instigated both times. First time I was playing basketball with a kid. His name was Tristan, and I kept calling him Triscuit. Ooh, I like that. That's good. That'll get under his skin.

He said, call me Triscuit one more time. Oh, wow. He got serious. And I said, put it on a Triscuit and make a snack. And he socked me. Yeah, you deserve it. And I was so shaken. That was the first time I was ever punched in the face. I was in third it. And I was so shaken. That was the first time I was ever punched in the face.

I was in third grade. And I was so taken aback. And everything had changed in that moment. And I started crying a little bit. And the aide, the person who's in charge, she came up and asked what happened. And I didn't tell. You didn't snitch? No.

In fact, I thought about the motto of the school, which was take two. Two steps back, two minutes to think. That's such shit. So I took two steps back, two minutes to think.

That was the school motto. No. At the time. We had science, and I remember thinking to myself, School motto. No. Out of time. Like, we had signs. And I remember thinking, like, to myself, hey, man, good job. Like, you took two. Two steps back, and you took two. What did you think about?

I thought, like, you know, what are you going to do? Like, telling him, like, you did kind of deserve it, and you're not going to, he's going to get in a lot of trouble. And you're okay, and don't be a snitch. Dude, I respected not snitching. Yeah, I respect that. I respect that. That's huge. But I consider myself, I'd be totally down to snitch.

Like, you know, I don't, like, that's a. Now? Yeah. So wait, that's the first time in third grade. Who hit you the second time? And you didn't respond twice. Second, I mean, first time, rocked. You took two.

Took two and, like, regrouped by myself, like, teared, like teared crying like you know but stayed composed jaw hurt had a party like the next period you know a party is in like people brought food couldn't even eat the food was jaw was just really fucked up was that bad yeah um well you know it didn't hurt the next day but like you know an hour after it yeah it really hurt like i remember like going like and like it hurt right here. Next time I was in Australia studying abroad, when I went to Australia abroad, I was like, I imagine the lawlessness you kind of described growing up. In Australia, there was eight guys who all of us, for whatever reason, just had no shot of hooking up with anybody. We felt like the American people on our thing were like so interested in australian guys of course australian women that we like pursued like at bars like laughed at us like it's like you know we were so pathetic yeah and because they have guys there

with australian accents exactly so we just ended up like just drinking with ourselves like and being like just we went out and like you know back then like the dark night had just come out and like i was i would I literally I was so reckless like I don't even think this is cool or funny or anything but I would like go to bars

and like you know you know where you like go up to the bar to like order a drink I would just like take my dick out and like piss at the bar

yeah on the bar oh my god so horrible I did it once wait because you were drunk or just because you thought that was funny drunk and I was like

I'm the joker which is like not even a thing the joker did no he never pissed at a bar no it's so stupid I did it once. Wait, because you were drunk or just because you thought that was fun? Drunk and I was like, I'm the Joker. Which is not even a thing the Joker did. No, he never pissed at a bar. No, it's so stupid. Although that might have been cut out. There might have been a piss scene. Anyways, as you can imagine, I did get punched in the face one night because I was walking down the street and just a guy was walking this way and I just went like, pulled my pants

down and showed a man my penis. Don't do that. And I said, hey man, what do you think about about this and he just rocked me in the face and all I was like honestly so drunk and and I think none of this is cool and I I just started I have like a flash in my memory is like just backing up right like backing like my like I was like my hands were up like I was a boxer but I was backing up. And I remember walking the other way, and then the next morning, again, my jaw sore.

Did you end up taking two? You could have wired yourself. No, honestly, it was so blurry. The memory was fuzzy. It was like browned out. You were browned out on booze. Yeah. Browned out, browned out.

When was the first time you got clipped in the face? First time I got clipped in the face was in middle school. I remember I was playing dodgeball. We was in the gym. And you know how you play in dodgeball. The object is to throw the ball at somebody. To hit someone with a ball. Yeah.

So I threw the ball. But obviously, when I threw it, he didn't like how I threw it. It was too hard. Did you throw it at his head? No, let me tell you this. You know how you throw the ball, right? Somebody jump up in the air and hit his legs so he fell so he hit his face on the ground and all that and then i'm like all right man my bad bro you good he like yeah i'm good or whatever

the case may be but he wasn't good you know why because after class was over when i'm getting some water at the water fountain as soon as as I turn around, right in the kitchen. Really? He sucker punched you? That's a sucker punch. He wasn't good. He wasn't good. He said he was good.

Yeah, he said he was good. Man, I folded. I ain't going to lie, because I was just like, damn, bro. I'm just getting some water, bro. Yeah. That sucks. And then I kind of felt like you. I kind of felt like I deserved it.

No, it was dodgeball We're competing Don't play the games We're not ready to play Ugh Honestly I hate that guy I was just so Who is this guy?

The way he hit me Had me feeling like Damn Did I throw it too hard? You know where you are Speaking of which Where's Triscuit? Uh

I don't know Do you know where Triscuit is now? Uh No I don't I assume he's in Phillyiscuit is now? No, I don't. I assume he's in Philly. By the way, I like him. He's a great basketball player.

He doesn't like you anymore. No, I got nothing but love for him. For Triscuit? Yeah. Well, Tristan. I call him Tristan now ever since I got socked. Once he hits you, you stop calling him. He was a good dude.

He was a good guy. I deserved it. You don't deserve it. No, you didn't deserve it. It was basketball. Everybody talks shit during basketball. It was a good guy. I deserved it. You don't deserve it. No, you didn't deserve it. It was basketball. Everybody talks shit during basketball. It's a part of the game. Man, I had so many jerseys back then.

At one point in my life when I was like that age, I had 51 jerseys. How many AI jerseys did you have? I had like four. I could have worn a different jersey for two months straight. That's crazy. He said that. I was in such, I was in an incredibly positioned jersey. You could have actually said you could have worn a jersey for every week. Yeah. 52 weeks. That's crazy. I was in an incredibly positioned jersey. You could have actually said you could have worn a jersey

for every week. Yeah. 52 weeks. That's incredible. You were one jersey shy. What was the best jersey in your closet? The white. For me, the white Iverson like cotton candy blue.

It's not the there was like a logo that was like a uniform style that was like the first two years of Iverson's career, first three years. And it's beautiful. It's like soft watermelon red and like baby cotton candy blue. I'll pull up a picture. Oh, it's a filler. I don't think so.

No, no, no, no. No, that was a 70. That was a Sixers jersey. Yeah, I'm talking about- No, I'm saying it said Sixers on it. Yeah. Right? Yes, it did. Yeah, that was a Sixers jersey. Yeah, I'm talking about 60s. No, I'm saying it said 60s on it. Yeah. Right? Yes, it did.

Yeah, that was a 60s jersey. I'm talking about years. Because when he first joined, it said 70s 60s on those jerseys. And then they started writing 60s in the 90s. Yeah, I used to have some color jerseys, too. What's your favorite jersey? My favorite jersey would probably be... Found it.

Let's see. What's my favorite jersey? Actually, I just ordered it oh yeah I remember it that ain't no damn Carolina blue no no he said cotton candy blue cotton candy blue it looks like your phone is cotton candy blue you know what that jersey is that jersey is

wait I'm closing my eyes is that the jersey when he crossed Jordan isn't that the jersey first time last time by the way Wait, I'm closing my eyes. Is that the jersey when he crossed Jordan? Isn't that the jersey? Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's right. Yep, that's the cross Jordan jersey. It is the cross Jordan jersey. First time last time, by the way. First time last time.

But no, you know what's crazy? They really do got that jersey you talk about, though. I know. Well, I've seen- Really? As in the Sixers? Yeah. That sky blue, whatever you're talking about.

No, the one he's talking about is a newer jersey. The blue that you're talking about, that's like all blue. Do you know what I'm talking about? Newer? New-ish. Not from the most recent years I'm gonna pull it up for you oh I know it I know it

of course I know it yeah that's what he's talking about that's not sky blue no they got one that's royal blue they don't have a sky blue jersey it's like an older one

remember what they got I think it's one Dr. J used to play oh yeah oh well yeah sky blue I know what you're talking about you're right it ain't royal it's sky blue

you're right you know I know you're right I was thinking you know what I thought about about. You're right. It ain't royal with sky. You're right. You know I know. You're right. I was thinking, you know what I thought about today too? I saw a guy, a guy was driving erratically on the way here.

I don't like when people, when people keep changing lanes a lot, but they end up in the same place. It bothers me so much. You didn't go anywhere. It's like speeding to get to a red light. Yeah, he's there.

Where are you going? And then he had a huge Raiders decal on the back of his window. Go Raiders. And I think about it, though. The Raiders have had such little loyalty to Los Angeles. How, if you're a Los Angelino, can you still like them? They were here.

They went to the Bay. They came back. And then they're in Vegas now. What if that man is from Oakland? The Raiders are in Vegas now. Do you see what I mean as a Los Angelino? There is no connection to them anymore. So my point is, as a kid who grew up with teams that were always there,

it's weird that you grew up in L.A. and like, other than the Lakers, I don't know if anybody ever cared about the Rams that much. No. I mean, the Dodgers, yeah, but they came here in the late 60s, 68 or whatever, from Brooklyn. No, was it before that? I don't know. They keep on bouncing around, man. But I'm saying that's the problem with L.A. sports teams.

Like, how can – like, when I see Raiders fans here, I'm like, how are you still fans? These guys barely were here at some point. They kept leaving. That's true. When did the Dodgers come to Los Angeles? I'm shooting at the wrong year for sure. It's way...

When they moved here was... When the Dodgers? Yeah, I mean like... You know that was in Brooklyn first. Yeah, the Brooklyn Dodgers. No, I know. Well, look at this. From the 40s to the 50s,

Dodgers developed a fierce town rivalry and then they moved... The 70s. Los Angeles in 58. So 58. I thought 68 for some reason. But so that's what I mean is like that's crazy to think that this powerful city this huge city has barely had teams stay here or be here for a long time and one of the greatest basketball dynasties of all time that's

even more crazy to me right what do you think it is just fair weather fan this no i just think that this is a vulnerable market because so many people aren't from here. So it's a weird marketplace, right? Like I said this on this podcast before. I went to one time to pick up my lady from the airport. She was flying in back to Chicago separately. And I had so much time to kill because I had driven up or driven down from Milwaukee. I was doing a show and I just went into a local bar by the airport. I was like, I'll just kill an hour here

and get a beer dude I walked in immediately it was Bears game it was Sunday and they were like hey what's going on you know

they don't know me so warm we were watching the Bears we were talking shit it was just like that doesn't happen here yeah and I know there's bars

that exist here that do that like Philly when you go back to Philly come on you walk into a bar Eagles, Sixers games but it's nuts

it's just different you go here and you're like we gotta go watch a Lakers game in a bar most likely they're watching other shit too so why the Angels ain't left Anaheim is a bar town no but you know what's even crazier about that is they've changed the name six times. Now they're Los Angeles.

They're the California Angels of Anaheim. I don't even know what they're called. They're not even Anaheim anymore. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim? I think so. Something like that. What does that even mean?

That's a lot to absorb. Yeah, that's crazy. What's the name of your town again that you're from? Cheltenham. That's like the Cheltenham Red Jackets of Philly. Yeah. What does that even mean? I don't even know. Just say it's Philly, but it's not in Philly.

That's wild. Did you go to a lot of games when you were a kid? Yeah, for sure. Sixers? Yeah. The most? I feel like it was pretty equally distributed between Sixers, Flyers... You were a hockey fan? I wasn't the biggest hockey fan, but I just happened to go to a lot of hockey games. My dad and my brother loved hockey, and we just got those tickets easier for some reason.

Yeah. Through my dad's work. What was his work? He did pension plan work. I've never been to a hockey game, man. Let's go. Let's take him to a hockey game. It's a great live sport.

That's what I'm saying. I love the cool air. It's pretty cool live sport. That's what I'm saying. I love the cool air. It's pretty cool. You love the temperature inside of the arena. I love that. It's like in an arena, it's like-

Then you get a little bit of UFC on ice. You know what I'm saying? UFC on ice? Yeah, they fight. They fight on ice? Hockey fights. Oh, I see what you're saying.

I know what you're saying. I was thinking like, you know, Disney on ice, but UFC. No, he was ahead of the game. Yeah. You know Gator,

he's a step ahead. Yeah, that is cool. I mean, it's crazy that they fight. It is part of the, it's he was ahead of the game yeah you know gator he's a step ahead yeah that is really that is cool i mean it's crazy they fight it is part it is part of it's the best part of the game by the way speaking of the arena atmosphere i went to game seven of of the clippers oh wow what was it like being in a full like honestly no it's not full yet oh it's not full yet it's uh well one side is completely all those stupid paper cutouts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't have full capacity yet. The game was not fun. Something was missing. Yeah. Like, it just didn't feel like a game seven should feel.

You know what I mean? It just didn't feel like the tension wasn't there. Also, by the latter half of the third quarter, they were beating the shit out of them. I mean, the clip, it was runaway. It was weird to me. So, I didn't enjoy it. But also, it reminds me of whenever I go to Lakers games, how much better Lakers are to watch because of what they do to that stadium.

The way they lower the lights and on the floor. Why does every arena? I think Lakers have the rights to doing that at Staples. Really? Clippers can't do that. I think they have the rights to that lighting pattern because the Clippers have never done that. How do you have rights to a lighting pattern?

I'm sure that there's something in the contract that says we have the rights to the— In the building, yeah. Yeah, to the text. But why doesn't every other city do it? That's a great question. There's no way they don't have the creative right. No, but they own it in Staples Center. That I know.

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No, we don't do it. The Bulls in the next door. They did it with Jordan. We did it with Jordan. They did it in the old stadium. When I was a kid in Chicago. But that's also because the stadium was darker then. It was different.

Now it's the United Center is like a big, new. The old one was a much smaller stadium. It's just old. The Madhouse on Madison. But I mean, you know, did you go to Laker games as a kid? Yeah, I did. You did? I went to the Forum

before they got to the Staples Center. I got to see Kobe and Shaq do they thing. What's the best sporting event you've ever been to? Kobe last game. My man. Thank you. Did you guys go together? Kobe's last game. Kobe's last game. 60.

Best sporting event? 62. No, go. 60. Best sporting event. 62. No, 60. 62. Really? No. 60. I just wanted to do that to you. And by the way,

it was like they were down 10 with like two minutes left. Yeah, he was gone. It was like the most important 60. He had to have 60. Is he the best you've ever seen live? Yeah. Is he the best you've ever seen live? Hands down.

Did you ever see Jordan live? Never saw Jordan. the best you've ever seen live? Hands down. Did you ever see Jordan live? No, never saw Jordan. I've seen them both. I don't know. Even though I'm biased because of Chicago, I don't know, man. Jordan felt, Kobe felt this way too. But Jordan felt dominatory and like it was just no one was near him

and Kobe felt very much more controlling. What I mean by that is Kobe felt like he was making it was all like very coordinated. Jordan just felt like he was just

just just it was just a new league for him. It was like I have to beat all these guys this way. Kobe to me for some reason

felt significantly more angled in a lot of- Methodical. Methodical, maybe. And Jordan was, too. It was just- Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. The dominance was different with Jordan. It felt so-

Jordan's like LeBron mixed with Kobe kind of. Right, right, right. Yeah. It was just people were like little- It was people were like this to him. And Kobe felt like he could just- I mean, you can't even- These guys are-

LeBron, Kobe, and Jordan are all so incredible. Yeah. Who's the biggest bust you've ever seen? Bust. Well, I mean, I guess Sam... You want to turn your phone off? No. This reminds me.

It's a give grace. I'm supposed to give grace. What's grace? Give supposed to give grace what's grace you know give grace to the Lord above and and to just take a minute to respect the universe

and those that we love and that we miss that are gone so can we give grace for a second no that's just my ring my backyard camera went off

yeah really yeah when I talked today in the press or yesterday in the press conference that I lost money at Bitcoin. I did. I could tell

I was serious. I was dead serious. Am I so foolish for not investing any mental capacity with learning about this stuff? No. Really? I didn't do it until recently and I'm mad I did it. I have no reason to do it. I shouldn't have done it. My boy

got me into it. I didn't lose a lot of money. Are you mad at your boy? No, not really. He's not his fault. Is it easy to get your money? 13 grand? I'm mad at him.

Is it easy to get your money? No, it wasn't 13. I was exaggerating. I didn't lose that kind of money. Getting your money out, is that a breeze? I think you have to meet a guy somewhere. You have to go meet a guy somewhere. Really?

No. Dave, I don't even know. I don't know how to do it. I didn't think it was easy. No, you have to put it. You run it through PayPal. Yeah. Or Cash App.

Cash App, PayPal. I sold a piece of a Bitcoin the other day. You got Bitcoin? Well, I sold a piece of it. Look at, get a Bitcoin. You have the app? Yeah, it's on Cash App. Yeah, it's on Cash App.

You can use PayPal or any of that stuff to buy it, to sell it, to do all that stuff. I'm getting old. No, no, no sell it, to do all that stuff. I'm getting old. No, no, no. Well, you're younger than me. But I hesitated going in on it. What did I say? Bitcoin sale. You sold it.

Oh, good. Smart man. Did you make money? You know what I'm saying? $73? Hey, hey, hey. Don't expose this man's finances like that. You don't know how vulnerable he could be with that money right now.

Although I will say. What percentage of a Bitcoin did you own? One eight, one one thousand. Yeah, one. No, I think they're up to like 37 grand now. You owned a bit of a Bitcoin. You owned a very small bit of that coin. I respect...

How are they even divvied up at that fraction of a level? Because anything is... You can do that to anything. I guess you're right. You can buy the smallest amount. You can buy $10 in if you feel like it. But to be honest, the reason why I got... Somebody paid me in Bitcoin. That's how I ended up with it.

Who paid you? What do you mean? For a gig you did or something? Somebody paid me for a post on social media got it, somebody paid me in Bitcoin. That's how I ended up with it. Who paid you? What do you mean? For a gig you did or something? Somebody paid me for a post on social media posts. And they paid me in Bitcoin. And Gator's on Cameo, by the way. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Gator's Cameo. G-E-D Gator. Best Cameo in the whole world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For real. How many are you doing a day? When we talked last time, you said you were doing like five or six or something like that. Yeah. Are you doing more? Yeah. It boosted up a lot, man.

Yeah? I made a killing on there, man. Shout out Cameo, man. Are you doing more? Yeah, it boosted up a lot, man. Yeah? I made a killing on there, man. Shout out Cameo, man. Would you do that? Shout out all the fans. I don't... Man, he too busy, man. Hey, cameo.com GED Gators.

I ain't got too much work on this. Would you ever do it, Dave? I would do it. Pull this. For X amount of money, I would definitely. If they were like, hey, you can get. If they were like, hey, 10 grand a video. You can set your price to whatever you want.

They would charge $1,000. Why do you think no one would pay 10 grand? For a little iPhone video, it's no one. How do you know? I just know my worth right now. People have so much money. Some people with so much money they're willing to waste it

on the dumbest stuff. Yeah. On the dumb... Let's see who the most... Who do you think the most expensive... I'd like to know that answer. Who has the most expensive cameo?

Great question. I want to know. Mayweather. Kevin O'Leary. Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank. Oh, I'm a T-Tark. Wonderful doesn't come cheap at $1,200 a pop

he has the most expensive rate on Cameo according to People.com as of February 10th 2021 $1,200? yeah that's crazy I mean if I knew that I could get $1,200 for making a 15 second video I would spend a day making that

oh other people other people have had higher but doesn't mean they're not on there anymore caitlin jenner is 2500 big money chris angel you could get a magic trick for a thousand wow for real yeah a thousand shaka khan for 600 who does shaka god that's dope i don't even know who nat Bassingwaith is. Do you know who Natalie Bassingwaith is? I've never heard of this human being in my life. 500 American dollars for Natalie Bassingwaith. Yeah. Guys, shout out to Natalie Bassingwaith, who's probably banking.

But that's what I'm saying. People obviously do it. Yeah, for sure. People are giving Natalie Bassingwaith. Would you do it? They first came out, and I tried it. I tried it for like I don't even know

a couple of weeks and I rudely set my price very high because I didn't want to do it and I did like two maybe and then I stopped I was like I don't want to do this anymore

because it's just not for me but it was when it first premiered yeah like years ago I don't know three or four years ago I love the fan engagement man I like fan engagement

that's what this is for me though this is my connection to the fans is doing the podcast, stuff like that. Oh, yeah, definitely. For me, the cameo thing was tough because I also don't know what some people

are going to do with those. So I'm like, what is he going to do with us? Yeah, you know. They just pass it on to their loved ones. Yeah, but because your fans love you,

they're not going to do anything weird with it. Probably so. They would do something weird with yours. Yeah. And mine. I see what y'all saying. Yeah.

People are creepy out there. Yeah, and but for you, they love your, because how genuine and like sweet you are. What a sweet man. They love your cool sweetness. Man. For me and him, we're goofball clowns. They got it, they wanna do something stupid with it.

And they always ask me dumb stuff to do. They would add, their requests were terrible. Like what? Oh yeah, I feel what you're saying. Like, will you film one in the bathtub, with you shouting out, da da da. You know, it was, I was like, it was never just, can you say this? Yeah.

Like what's the dumbest request you've gotten that you didn't do? I had a few. Probably about like some along the lines of tell my brother you hate him or like it'd be some crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him you want to kill him or something like that.

Maybe he's saying some crazy stuff. Yeah, see mine was way wackier than that. That was like, will you do the mangina for me and my buddy Steve and give a shout out to our uncle Mark. You know, it was like that. And like a piece of me

Is like that could be funny. Yeah, my favorite ones to do though are to people's dads Like well, what do they say to give a shout out to my dad? It's like when they be like, you know, my dad's a fan like that's just you got a lot of dads fans Yeah, that's got you. Who do you think your biggest fan base is? Probably like the 18 to 35-year-old white man. White males. Yeah. Toxic.

Yeah. What about you? Who's your biggest fan base? I wouldn't say the biggest. I don't even know. I can't even put a- You have a lot of women. You got a lot of female fans, don't you?

No, I got a lot of male fans too. Why do you think he has a lot of female fans? He's suave. I got a lot of- Why do you think it's weird for me to think that he has a lot of- You know he has a lot of female fans? He's suave. I got a lot of... Why do you think it's weird for me to think that he has a lot of... You know he has a lot of female fans. Women love this fucking dude. I wouldn't classify him...

First off, any woman he meets, I think he can charm for sure. That's my point. But I would not classify Gaeta... As a ladies' man? As a sex symbol. A sex symbol. Ladies' man. He can become one.

Ladies' man. Sex symbol and ladies' man are two different things. Gaeta's a ladies' man. I don't think if I looked at Gator's analytics, they would skew women. I think he would have more women than you. He would have better percentages because I skew so male. It's probably like half and half.

Unfathomably male. I'm 99.86 male. The fan base would be split. It'd be like 50-50. See, I'm telling you. I think I'm like 70-30. That's where you want to be. Can you admit to him he's a ladies' man? Will you say that on the show?

No, because I think he is a 50-50, and that is not a ladies' man. That's a ladies' man. No, like Trey Songz is like 70-30 women, probably. He's sexy, different. You see what I'm saying? If you exude sex- You got a lot of women's fans, too, bro. I get a lot of DMs saying like, yo, tell Dickie I want to suck him.

Like all that type of stuff. You forward that on to him. Screenshot, send it over. I don't know if he wants to hear that stuff. Yes, he does. He got a lot of female fans. Look, I know you do, but you know what I'm saying. If a guy exudes sex, he's a sex symbol.

Usher. Yes. Okay. He's not a ladies' man. He's a sex symbol. Right? Big difference. Yeah.

I'll give you an example that isn't Gator, a ladies' man that we know. Taco would be a ladies' man. Not a sex symbol at all. Okay. But women love him because he's sweet. He's got that. His vibe is right. His style is good.

I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Yeah. A sex symbol would be- Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz. Yeah. Not see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Yeah. A sex symbol would be- Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz. Yeah. Not a ladies' man.

Sex symbol. Can we think more of ladies' men? That we know as friends or just in general? Or the general public knows. I would say like- And there's only a few guys that can do both. Denzel Washington can do both. Yeah.

He can be a sex symbol and a ladies man true true do you know what i mean why i don't know why but he is yeah that's true like who else can who else um i'm trying to think of who else like like who like okay in the in rap world who's a ladies man versus a sex symbol well like what's the baby i think he's a ladies man for sure yeah right see yeah i think i think that's a great ladies man i think asap rocky is a sex symbol he could be both he's both he's both what about future he got rihanna yeah that's true future to me is like uh i think it could be be both, honestly, future. In a dress, he's a sex symbol. Tuh!

In street wear, he's a ladies' man. No, you meant young thug, young thug. Yeah, I meant thug. I meant thug. It is interesting, though. You gonna be okay to drive, brother? He's not. It's one beer.

Are you gonna make him blow on your face? No. Like mom and dad? I can't. I can't believe your parents would make you wake up and do that. Wake them up. Wake them up, I mean. Yeah.

Did your mom have stringent rules on you when you were a kid? Like, did she have rules like that at all? Nah, she had no rules besides, you know. Did you have a curfew? Be home at a respectable time. What does that mean? What's respectable? For Dave, it was 730.

No, it was like 11. Yeah. Oh, that's not too bad. It's not great when you're like a senior in high school. Oh, that's senior year? Yeah, junior year probably. Mine was between midnight and 1. Mine was 1 a.m.

Yeah. Because my mom used to say nothing good happens after 1 a.m. Yeah, that's probably right. And the reason she said that is it was midnight, but she knew there was a lag of i would probably be leaving my friend's house at midnight yeah true i wouldn't dare be late mine was always a window it was always like just get home at the right time i knew if i was out past one which i would do sometimes like one time i broke into a water park with this beautiful girl who was like a friend of a friend and it was an opportunity of a lifetime yeah trespassing this beautiful woman she was like wanted friend of a friend and it was an opportunity of a lifetime. Yeah, trespassing.

This beautiful woman, she was like, wanted to hang out with just me. You had the whole park to yourself now? We broke in at night. Sea Lion Park, we broke in. A water park? Yeah. Did you get on rides?

Yeah, we went down the slide. Wow. That's dangerous. No, what do you mean? At night time? No, yeah, we were fine. What if they would have took the water out and you didn't even notice?

Then you'd have to be so stupid. So stupid. But you know what I mean? No, I don't know what you mean. If you slid down. You know how long it would take to drain a pool at a water park? No, he means, I know what you're saying. You can look right there.

You see, is the water flowing? Yeah, we saw it. Yeah, Sea Lion Park. What about kissing? Huh? Kissing. I kissed her. Was it like more? Yeah, it was more. What about kissing? Huh? Kissing. I kissed her. Was it like more?

Yeah, it was more. What'd you do sexually? We did sex. Raw? Finger banged her. No. Gator. Like that's disrespect.

Yeah, we made love. No, I'm sorry. We made love. We made love. Yeah. It was incredible. Yeah. I got to sneak away with this girl who was moving to New York to be like a model.

Wow. Wow. In high school. It was the coolest thing I think I'd ever done ever. Still? Yeah. Yeah. No way.

No way. Probably. It sounds incredible. No, she wanted to hang out with just me. The hottest girl who's moving to New York to be a model is they're going into a waterpark. Broken into a waterpark. Just the two of them and like hooking and fucking. Yeah.

Wow. It was cool. It was very cool i don't think anything i've done in my older years was as fun as that also it was whimsical it was like out of a movie yes we broke the way we broke in was so fun too how well because i was like we got to find a convenient way to get in and there was the word like the bathrooms were was like a flat top roof and on you there was fence with barbed wire wrapped all around the park. But there's no barbed wire around

where the rooftop is at the bathroom. And that butts up to the edge of the street, right? So all we had to do was get up there. So I was like, if you can climb up halfway through this fence, grab on the roof, you can step on the barbed wire we had shoes on and pull yourself up.

But I was like, I'm not going to make this girl do this. But she was six feet tall. She was as long as me. She did it like a spider. Climbed right on the roof like it was nothing. I'd be very scared to step on barbed wire. Models do a lot of crazy things.

When it was crunched at the end, it was fine. It was like all together. Nah, it's not daunting like you think it is. Models do what? Nah, they do a lot of crazy stuff just for photos, just for a photo op. You know. This was not for a photo at all. Nah, but I'm just saying she easily was able to do that. He's saying she had training. Yeah, you know just for photos just for a photo op you know this was not for a photo at all nah but I'm just saying

she easily was able to do that he's saying she had training yeah you know you have a lot of models in your life huh you got a lot of model girls I had some baddies man

I had some baddies man and see we're not allowed to say baddies are we baddies if you called a girl baddies she would be like she'd be like what are you doing

we're such losers like it's so cool when he says it and if we were like, yeah, like, I'm coming with a daddy. Dork! It'd be so bad. You're crazy, man. No, but it's true.

We say that and you sound like a loser. Like, even if you say, like, I had this dime. Like, if you said I had a dime, you sound like a dork. You can say that. But that dime, like if you said I had a dime, you sound like a dork. Yeah. You can say that. Yeah. But that's just like, you know,

a girl wouldn't expect me to just walk up and say, hey, you know what, I think you're attractive. She'd expect me to say, damn, you're fine or something. Yeah, and they would say. And what do you, can you say, damn, you're fine? I'm more of like, I think you're so attractive. Exactly. That's what I said. Yeah, you're not allowed to say, damn, you're fine.

Yeah. I mean, I like fine is a word that I use a lot. Usually I say men are fine. Like who? Who's fine? Drake is fine. What is he? Ladies' man or sex symbol?

This is tough. Is he another dude? He's got to be both. Is he a twofer? He's a twofer. He's got to be both. He's fine to you? You would say Drake is fine?

Yeah, who else is fine? There's so many. I mean, Denzel is so fine. Pause. Tom Hardy. Yeah, he's a sex symbol. Fine. Sex symbol.

Man. And he's ambiguous too. What does that mean? Sexually. Oh. He's been asked what his sexuality is, and he doesn't really like to answer it. He gets annoyed. There's a great interview online. Interesting. He's been asked what his sexuality is, and he doesn't really like to answer it. He gets annoyed.

There's a great interview online. Interesting. He's like, why do you care? I want to see that interview. It was just kind of boss of him. That's a great answer. He's like, why do you care? What's at your business?

That's a great answer. Because I think the guy was, the person asking the question was, I don't know if he was gay, but he was not... I think what he was trying to do was put him in a place where he's like, are you part of the LGBTQIA community? Is what he was doing. Yeah.

And Tom Hardy was like, what's that to you? Yeah. It was like the most boss move I've ever seen. Yeah. Because he is straight, but who knows? I don't know.

What an actor. One of the best of all time. He's great. He's up there. He's Hall of Fame. Bane. How come they don't have Hall of Fame for actors or musicians? They probably, they definitely have it for-

What do you mean? They have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, and the Songwriters Hall of Fame. They don't have the Hip Hop Hall of Fame. Yeah, that's true. Why not? Because like Run DMC, they went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, correct? Right, right, right.

That's not fair. Yeah. They're not Rock and Roll. Yeah. I mean, I guess they were emerging of both genres. They are. But how come they're not in the Hip Hop Hall of Fame? By the way, the alliteration between Hip Hop Hall of Fame sounds great.

What was the other Hall of Fame we said? There was another thing where it was- The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. No, but you said how come Blanker, you said actors. What's the Hall of Fame for actors? There is none. I mean, no. No, there's not.

Inside the award studio. Is that the Hall of Fame? No. There is no Hall of Fame. You get an Oscar. It's kind of like saying that you're in the Hall of Fame. That's winning a championship. Actually, if you get a star on Hollywood.

That's winning a championship. No, you can buy those. That's not. Star on Hollywood is not like you think it is. You can buy those. You can't just. Gator calls me. He's like, yo, calm down.

My ceremony's at noon. Actually, I would love to buy you a star. I'm going to buy Gator a star. Two things. We need to get Gator a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That's what sells Bitcoin for hold hold hold

and we take you to a hockey game hey that's some cold Gator though like yeah I bought a star and I was there no for real

look because I can tell you I don't know how much they cost yeah bro I don't know money can't buy you a star alone

they they have to ask if you're interested and then you pay for it so there are non-famous stars how much does a Hollywood Walk of Fame star cost no they ask you if you're interested in being on the and then you buy it

$50,000 yeah but they ask a lot of people they want the money how is there more space for the stars? Because Hollywood Boulevard is like seven miles long. How many stars are there? That's a very good question. Let me see, Gator.

Let me see this. See 50 Gs. You want one for 50 Gs? I need one of those. Can FX pay for that? I don't think so. Write a letter to FX. We want Gators.

We need them, bro. I want. We need them. We all need them. How many stars are on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? We need them, bro. I want. We need them. We all need them. How many stars are on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? We need them, bro. I see a lot of blank spots out there, too. Take a guess.

My guess is. Wow. Is it an astronomical number? No, I just didn't think it was this. My guess is 139. What, Blake? What do you think? How many world famous Hollywood Walk of Fame features,

how many terrazzo and brass stars embedded in the sidewalk? How many do you think? He said one. What, empty or? No, no, no, no, no. How many are filled out? Oh, filled out? Yeah.

Oh. 2,000. And you said how many? 139. Ding, ding, ding,. Oh. 2,000. And you said how many? 139. Ding, ding, ding, GATA. 2,500. Oh.

GATA was right. I thought you were going to say that 139 was right. I know. I saw you. I looked at you when I said it. Ding, ding. You just got to think about all the decades and years. Yeah. Yeah.

This says more than 2,500. That's like along 15 blocks, 15 city blocks. Yeah, I was thinking about that too. It's probably like- And three blocks of those are on Vine. It's so sad to be on Vine. Yeah. It's probably like 50 stars on each block, 100 stars on each block.

At least. Wouldn't it be a bummer though if they're like, hey man, you're going to get a star and they're like, I'm the Hollywood Walk of Fame and they're like, you're on Vine. I don't even, I know Hollywood and vine is like a phrase. It's iconic. But I don't know. I have no idea what it looks like or what the implications are. Katsuya's there.

I don't know. I'm so, sense of direction, like where things are is like my biggest flaw as a human being. Where are we now? Well, don't say where we are now. Don't give it away. You don't even know what part of the city we're in. Like, I only, because I asked you when I got here. Oh, that's right.

But then I couldn't place where that is in the, like, I have no idea if that's like right. I mean, I know it's not left, but like, I don't know like where, I have no idea where it is. Topographically. Yeah. Yeah. Is that that way for you? Do you know maps? Do you know direction or no?

Yeah, I know direction. I'm pretty good with direction. Like if I showed you guys a blank map. If I was driving and my GPS on my phone and my car didn't working, I would have to sleep in my car.

You wouldn't know how to get home? Or stumble upon a hotel. I'd have no idea how to get home. I could get back to your house. I would have no clue how to get back to my house right now. Without even reading the freeway signs? I wouldn't know how to get to the freeway. I'd have no idea. I'd drive around Amosley and

I'd get lucky eventually. Have you always been that way? Yeah, in my hometown. You can plot me down anywhere and I'd have no idea how to get home. That's so sad. It's crazy. What direction do you think you're facing right now? That way is which way, do you think? I have no idea.

Zero, I guess, is like as good as any idea. Which direction are you facing right now, Gator, that way? Which direction do you think that is? Do you know? Direction? Like south? Yeah, that's a direction. That's one of them.

Yeah, I'm not even sure. Because we in this room, no windows and all that. That's right. You came in the door that way and the street is right out there. How would you know? You could plot me in the middle of the street.

How would I know if I'm looking south? How would you know? I always know. That's north. But how? Because of the North Star. I guess people must know.

Because I always know. I can always feel it inside my being. So you have a great sense of direction. Phenomenal. You can drop me anywhere. I can be to a city one time.

I've been to Philly three times. I know Philly like the back of my hand. I swear to God, I could get around Philly right now. That's You can drop me anywhere. I can be to a city one time. I've been to Philly three times. I know Philly like the back of my hand. I swear to God, I could get around Philly right now. That's crazy. Put me anywhere. I'm the opposite. But it's not because I know street names because that's harder.

I know where to go. I remember landmarks and go, oh, I need to go here to get back to this place. Yeah. What are you doing? Northwest. Yeah, that's north. Yeah. See?

Told you. Yeah, he's got his compass out. See? He wanted to make sure I was right. Yeah, you plop me in Philly, I know Philly. Fact check. Fact check, baby. I don't know anything.

Yeah, it's fine. I mean, it's sad, but it's fine. It's sad that you get lost and you wouldn't know where to go. Yeah. That's sad to me. Technology is great, though. It's never let me down. It is risky to rely on technology to the extent that I'm doing, I suppose.

Well, ways ain't ever going to get you to the wrong directions. Yes, they have. They make you turn left sometimes. They put you in the wrong places for no reason. I don't like ways. I'd rather be put somewhere than be having no guide. I like ways. I'll go anywhere.

Even if it's an indirect path, I'd like it. Ways do get you there a little bit quicker, though, sometimes. Are you excited about this season or no we don't have to talk a lot about the show but are you excited or no yeah about this tv show that we made i'm very i feel like my uh my expectations were you think it's better than season one yeah well do you think it's better than season one oh i thought you i thought you said i thought you said yesterday you saw didn't you see a couple episodes or no? I showed him two episodes tonight.

Yeah. Oh, tonight you saw it? Yeah. Oh, you said... Okay, I thought you said you were... What did you see? Which ones? One and two?

One and two. Yeah, yeah. Did you like them both? Phenomenal. Good answer. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. There's just a...

First off, I've only... Well, yeah, I feel like... And also taking into the fact that we just did this during a pandemic it's really unbelievable yeah of course um but even independent of that if there was no pandemic i just feel like the the level up in uh just it feels like just a different quality of show the look does the look i mean the the comedy and the acting and the stories they're all as A1 as they can be. Yeah. Which is great.

But we had that last year too. But then this year, I just think that we really stepped up the look. But beyond the look, it's just I think we honed in on what we love from last year, what our strengths are. And I just feel like we're just getting better and better. And I'm very excited.

I have no fear about like disappointing reception? no I think reception was helped for sure during the pandemic and people really had time to watch too so I hope that carries over this time man that helped us out a lot too by the way that pandemic it's unfortunate but it helped

I think it helped in the sense that people were going to watch that show it just gave people more time to watch the show like a lot of times people need to watch that show. It just gave people more time to watch the show. A lot of times people need to break up stuff because they just can't get to stuff and really follow along. People were just going home every day. People were at home every day. They didn't go anywhere. You didn't leave for how many months?

So paranoid. He was at the crib. You were out. I was wiggling. Just a little bit. Wiggling through the pandemic do you get excited to watch it every week I don't watch it

I have watched the first season now at this point I can't watch stuff when they first come out it gives me anxiety dang I don't like to watch stuff that I do when it first comes out yeah i have to

give it some time yeah really yeah damn why you're like tomorrow night is giving me anxiety because i know we're gonna watch some yeah and i just gives me the creeps yeah i've always been that way i don't like it i understand the concept of being that way i don't know it just internally something makes me feel weird i can't even even, I couldn't explain it to, what's the most uncomfortable you feel in public sometimes? What scenario do you not like being in the most?

Like, I feel that way if you played like my old music to people just sitting listening to my music. There. It would make me just want to like run into a brick wall. Oh, okay.

Meanwhile. But my old music isn't good and you're on camera No, I'm sure your old music is good. You just don't like it anymore. Yeah. But it's just because everything that you- Do you ever watch yourself and you're like, oh my God, I did so well in that moment?

No, but sometimes I'll watch and go, oh, that's better than I thought I did. Sometimes in my brain, I'll think a scene was not good, and then I'll watch it and go, okay, that was better than I thought. I do that sometimes. sometimes in my brain i'll think a scene was not good yeah and then i'll watch it and go okay that was better than i thought yeah that i do that sometimes but for the most part i know when i did good and i'll go okay i like that or i knew going into it when i when i see it play out i'll go yeah i did like how that was i knew that was going to be good because i felt it yeah but sometimes i'll be surprised were you surprised at some of your stuff? Yeah, I was surprised, man. I was definitely surprised when I'm not speaking.

You know what I'm saying? The things I'll do when I was not speaking, I really liked. When you guys watch it, do you just watch yourselves or not even remotely? I watch everything. Yeah, I watch the show. That's what I'm saying. When I come on, my heightened response system starts to kind of get overwhelmed. Yeah.

It's kind of like when I see a director or editor's rough cut. Yeah. An edit. To me, there's nothing I like. That's my version of like, oh my God, because I have such a specific vision and taste for what I like. And if I don't work on something and it's something totally different, then I just see all the stuff and I'm just like, oh no, did we even do it right?

Well you're seeing so much raw stuff. Speaking of getting deeper in acting though, Gaeta shot a movie. Oh yeah. Kudos, kudos, that's your first movie, right? Yeah, yeah. With your boy, Matt Walsh. Yeah, with Matt Walsh.

Do you know who Matt is? Incredible. You, Matt Walsh, up in the mountains, right? Yeah. Didn't you shoot that up in Arrowhead or Big Bear? Big Bear, Angeles, California. How was that? It was cold the first day, it was snowing,

but it was a dope experience, man. Just being able to show my range and show other people, show people that I could be somebody else than Gator. So it was a great opportunity just learning. What's the name of the character? Dante. Dante.

I like that. Dante, Dante. I like that. Dante, Dante's Inferno. Yeah. And what, did you, what was it, what kind of, it's a comedy? What is it, what is it? It's not really a comedy, it's more so like a, I would say like a,

more like a serious movie to me. Like a drama? Yeah, like a serious, I wouldn't say drama though. It's not really a drama. No? But the feel of it is kind of like serious to me. Yeah drama yeah like a serial i wouldn't say drama though it's not really a drama no but the the feel of it is kind of like serious to me yeah yeah yeah but you know where you can't wait to see the final you know when does it come out i'm not even sure it's a whole you know as they say it's a process yeah it takes forever it must be it must be crazy i'll say this i've never had to like be in something and like just show up and just like watch

how people like edit it together and like what choices they make you know what I mean the thing with me is like I make every single choice of what goes on the TV

oh yeah like that's what's crazy because you've only done your show yeah like I would have such trouble like making you know when you do something else it's going to trip you up

yeah you're going to do a movie and it's going to weird you out it's going to weird me out like you know Space Jam which you should have been in yeah like if I did Space Jam, I would, like, you know,

I always control the edit. Well, you couldn't even touch, you couldn't even come, they wouldn't even let you near it. I know. What about, what about, That's where I'm going to probably write my movies. Weren't you bidding to do

White Man Can't Jump? Aren't they reprising that? I think they might be, I don't know, I wasn't bidding for it, no, I was just. Shut up. You'd want to do that so bad?

That'd be horrible. You would want to do that so bad? That'd be horrible. You would want to do that so bad? I have... Honestly, I have zero time. So I have an idea for a movie that I have to prioritize, and then I... So that's always going to be the thing that I'm putting first, and then there's the show, and then there's my rap career,

so it's like I have no time. Yeah. Are you guys going to tour again? What's going on? Are you going to tour and do music again or no? Oh, yeah. I'm going to be pushing music, recording, probably put together an EP or something. But I'm just taking it day by day, man.

You know what I'm saying? I ain't really trying to focus too much on what I want to do. I'm just trying to focus on things that I'm doing now. Yeah, that's smart. You know what I'm saying? Get better. Are you going to tour? Yeah, I got to finish an album.

You know. I know. Is it annoying when fans ask you about that? No. I never ask you about that because we're friends, but I hear to finish an album. I know. Is it annoying when fans ask you about that? No. I never ask you about that because we're friends, but I hear people talk about it. I think it would be more annoying if they wasn't asking. Yeah, that's a good point.

That's a great point. You're right. Gator always has such a wisdom, man. It was never annoying, but at this point, it's the annoyance or whatever. The annoyance is so justified that i think they deserve an album yeah they deserve it now absolutely it's yeah they

deserve an album so and i'm really excited but like touring without that sounds like uh you know why because i've done the same routine and music oh yeah see we can't do that that's hard for comics same routine comics every like you know every year you need to be on the road with a new hour. If you put it down somewhere. Yeah. If you don't, you don't have to as well. What does that mean, put it down? Put it on a special, film it, put it on an album.

Right, right, right, right. Put it out on the internet now. Release it to the public. Give it to them. Yeah. Give it to the humans. It's also kind of cathartic for us like to get rid of it like that means you get to not do it anymore although i watched some old tapes

because i sent something in yeah and man there was a couple of things that i don't talk i don't do anymore and i miss them were you like were you watching like finding your old self funny or finding your own self like so unfunny well i don't i won't sit and watch the whole thing through but like i was just looking for a specific a clip and I clicked on an old video uh looking for a joke to put in this clip for this promo thing and uh I had there was a joke in there that I forgot I did and I loved that joke and I was like and you feel like you can't bring it back no it's kind of nice that it's gone yeah there's something about it it's like you know it's

you can't unearth the dead yeah you know but it but i but i but it reminded me because i forgot you i forget we forget jokes that we do i mean you have so much stuff that you put out at some point you're like i forgot i used to do that joke and when you come up with your stuff you're just like writing things down on your phone you observe something in public like how does it work a lot of the writing process uh a lot of it's a lot of it's like writing down notes and ideas on my phone and then sitting in the morning and just going through that stuff and getting in these like little tiny crevices of and you just you type like things out like a word document it's in pages yeah yeah but but i don't type it out it reads like Sanskrit. It wouldn't make sense to you.

Got it. It's like little blurbs and ideas that I know that connect and then- Got it. It's like our joke books, but I don't like my handwriting. I have the most embarrassing handwriting. You got good handwriting? It's pretty decent. Can you cursive? Yeah, I can cursive.

No. I have horrible handwriting. It's embarrassing when I write. It looks like a child. Yeah, me too. It looks like a little boy wrote it. Yeah. And even a little boy might have something mentally wrong with him because I can't,

it's crooked and sometimes I get nervous. I talked about that on this show before. I get nervous when I sign in front of people. If somebody wants me to sign something, I have to look the other way when I do my signature. Wow. It makes me so uncomfortable to sign in front of people. You don't like signing in front of people? No, I like meeting people and doing that.

You've got bad handwriting. I have terrible handwriting. I've never heard of this. So I get so conscious of it. Have you ever talked about this on stage? Of signing stuff? Yeah, like, I think it's a funny, it's a funny. Yeah, that is funny.

I can't see, well, because- What a crazy fear. Yeah, that's crazy. To like let people see your signature. It's like ridiculous. Man. Yeah, like if they come up and I was, I had posters uh

the last tour let me get your autographs and i was like oh you got it bro hey man what's your name and then i would give it to him i'd have to do it this way away from him because if i do in front of them i feel like they're watching the way i do it yeah right right i always like the concept of an autograph at this point i don't't understand. I understand wanting a picture. That's not true. That's not true. LeBron James, you don't want his signature on something? See?

Man. There's something different for whatever reason about sports. It's like a memorabilia. But you're sports to them. Yeah, you're a figure. You're sports to them. All right, all right. Figure. Do you see what I mean?

I see what you mean. It's because you just step in their shoes. But I used to collect autographs as a kid and as an adult now, right, I don't know what I would do with them, but I have everyone

from Lawrence Taylor to- Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's different. It's not, it's different. It's just that you

put them on a thing. Do you have a- Pedestal. Did you collect autographs when you were a kid? Uh-oh. No? I had Barkley.

Barkley? I collected autographs. I had a few. I had Charles Barkley. I collected sporting cards, tradings. I had a few. I had Charles Barkley. I collected sporting cards, trading cards. You still have them at your mom's house?

Mm-hmm. You got any worth money? I got a crazy collection, but I ain't checked them in to see how many things I have. How many bitcoins they're worth? Yeah, I ain't trying to see how many cards I have worth.

You think you have an actual, like a good, you think? Yeah, I got some stuff, dude. For sure, for sure. I do. Really? I have a Jordan rookie card. How much is that? Yeah, I got some stuff, dude. For sure, for sure. I do. Really? I have a Jordan rookie card. How much is that?

Yeah, I got one of those. A couple grand, maybe. You saw that the most expensive trading card in the history of trading cards was sold about a week ago. Time out. It's maybe. Were you talking about that, where they'd be unraveling on the live and all that? Yeah, I've seen all that. Yeah, the auction.

Was it a Kobe? Was it Kobe? It might have been hockey only. But I don't think it was. I think it was actually independent of sport. Wayne Gretzky rookie card. Yeah. Is that correct?

Yeah. Yeah, good guess. It was like 2.3 million or like 3 million. Well, because hockey cards weren't as popular, right? So less were made. That's the problem with basketball and baseball cards. How many were made? They were used to calling packs of gum.

Yeah, for real. Hockey cards, they were so rare. Yeah. But I had a couple of packs when I was a kid. I had like a Jeremy Roenick rookie card. He was a flyer, I think. Yeah, yeah. We got to take him to a hockey game.

Yeah, y'all got to, man. I'm trying to go out there and see what he do. When was the first time you saw snow? When you were up in the mountains, was that the first time you were in snow? No, no, no. The first time I saw snow

probably was like 2005 or 2006. How crazy is that? It is crazy. It's like a part of your life as a kid. I love snow. I miss snow. Me too.

Don't you miss season? I go back every year. Yeah, I miss going back. This year really fucked it all up. Yeah. Yeah, I went back. For real, man. Because I had Rona,

so I went back. I went back in like over a man. Because I had Rona, so I went back. I haven't been back in like over a year. I miss all that traveling, man. We used to be going crazy. We traveled too much. Yeah, but now you guys can get back on the road.

Yeah. Let's do Dave live. We traveled so much that it really turned me off to travel. But weren't you doing it the right way? You were staying in nice hotels.

You were flying nice. Not for maybe half of it were we staying in nice hotels. Were you flying first class? We used to stay in the same room at the Ramada Inn. Well, we used to stay- Right? I used to go get the cheapest hotel in every city and we'd double bunk. Yeah, I remember that.

Why would you do that? But those were the earlier days, though. You know what I'm saying? Because I was getting paid like $2,000 a show. That's when you're starting off to grind. You lose money on this thing. Yeah. You're starting off. It's levels. You know what I mean? because I was getting paid like $2,000 a show that's when you're starting off to grind you feel me you're starting off

it's levels you know what I mean yeah everybody just don't no dude I started stand up same way you know what I'm saying

it's levels but for us it was the hotels were included and it make you appreciate when you know what I'm saying you get to that five star you feel me you feel like okay

it's a journey I agree that is a nice part of it you get to see the progress. But we were like, I feel like. Do you stay in motels ever? I never stayed, no. I stayed in a bunch of motels.

I don't even know what a motel is. Yes, you do. I'm envisioning. You've seen them and you would never go in them. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. A Motel 6?

Yeah. I stayed in Motel 6's when I first started. I got paid $325 one time. I lost money in gas driving to Utah man we would like leave like Thursday and go somewhere talking to this

Thursday and go somewhere for like every week for like 5 months one time remember that like instead of going on like a 2 month tour just like gone I was like I gotta work on music every week for like five months one time. Remember that? Like instead of going on like a two-month tour, just like gone. Yeah. I was like, I got to work on music.

So I can't be gone the whole time. So we left. So I had, it was the worst decision I ever made. I had like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday in LA to work on music. And then Thursday, I would fly away. For like four months straight, we did that.

Yeah. And it was like, you could get no rhythm. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be complaining because what a joy it is to travel every week but when it's every week like that and I just and I was like trying that's one of the reasons every time I like I can make music if I just had time to sit there and just work for like six months straight I'm just not good at like being interrupted every week with stuff with something yeah like I can't I'm only good at making music when I can fail for two weeks straight and then succeed for like-

Well, then you need to go to Bungalow on Catalina Island, just stay on the island. Bungalow. I just need time. That's what I'm saying. Just make two months to go out to an island and don't come back.

Go to Hawaii. Yeah. Don't come back. I got all my equipment here. I don't know. The studio's there. I would be scared going somewhere. I don't know. I'd be too- The studio's there. I would be scared going somewhere else with a ticking clock.

I would just- It's too much pressure. Oh, yeah. Don't put it that way. Just go. Studio time. I just need to go in my studio. I like being at home.

You like your own studio, and you don't want to pay for studio time because it's a ripoff. I don't even work with other engineers. I just like recording myself. I don't like having other people involved. Who's making your music? Producers. I make the like having other people involved. Who's making your music? Producers. I make the music with the producers. Yeah.

But as far as recording actual vocals, I'd like to be alone. Why? I just like... So your studio time is nothing like anything in hip-hop videos. No. I just sit and bite like this every night. And then I put the mics here and I'm just like... And then I'll stop and I'll think

and I'll be like a lot of back and forth gander yeah like this is that how you record? or do you like studio vibes when everyone's in there? I like both

I can do both I can't write I like to record myself though yeah? yeah it's cool it's fine early in my career

I like can't I'm like it takes me it took six years to make an album I can't even write songs like and I was at a session like all of a sudden with like diplo skrillex big sean and

somebody else like another like star and we were all in one room like this size and like i diplo just like hit me and said come through to the studio i thought it'd just be like me and him i go in there and it's like a star-studded affair like a small studio they have like a little microphone on the ground and diplo's like we're just gonna experiment like make a song right now and they were like they were like everyone just write your write your part i'm sitting there like holy shit like it's like i have to like get my laptop out and like write something in five minutes did you yeah was it good not really but it was it was good enough to like the respect of, it was probably like eight bars that was good enough to earn the respect of the room, and Big Sean was like, yo, and

I was so happy. Have you heard any of that music since? No, it probably sucks. Do you remember any of the bars? No. He's a fool. You can't remember one thing you said? I can't remember one thing I said.

I mean, I wrote it in such a, had like eight minutes, it was like the most stressful, I was like, it has to be written by the time everyone else was like, here, then it was that person,

that person, I was like sixth in line. What do you think is the greatest verse you've ever written? Probably the song, it's called Russell Westbrook on a Farm. It's like a uh say the verse like the lyrics yeah you want to know the sad thing couldn't even tell you shut up i'd have to hear it's played and then i'd like my memory would be like ain't no doubt about it shit is

coming right and i'm just praying that little Dickie love it. Always told myself this the type of shit I wanted. And I was being honest, even made a promise, not with anybody else, just my inner conscience talking to my fucking self. I was going bonkers. That's really all I remember. That's your favorite, though, that Russell Westbrook. It goes on for like four more minutes. Yeah, it's cool. I respect because, you know, it's your favorite though that russell westbrook it goes on for like four more minutes yeah it's cool i just because you know why it's my favorite it's the first time that like i feel like i made a song where i was like this isn't even funny and it's the best thing i've ever done

are you going to start to shy away from being funny on the new shit no so why do you like that so much because i i just didn't back when i started making music initially it was really as a comedic like yeah an engine i didn't think i was started making music initially it was really as a comedic like Yeah, an engine. I didn't think I was capable of making music that was worthy of hearing that wasn't funny, right? So when I was when I saw that I was like, holy shit. I'm an actual rapper, right? That was like the first time I felt like oh my god. I'm like a rapper That move that's when it clicked. Yeah, and then like I feel like my fit Mike my fans Especially my hardest chorus fans

that's like their favorite thing so like the fact that it connected on that level what's their favorite thing when you're just rapping I think my hardest chorus fans

like that like yes like the four minute verse side of my music and like that verse probably particularly because it's so like specific and

story based and probably inspiring are you gonna put on an album? Who knows, man? Probably so, yeah. You know. That's one of my goals, yeah. One of my goals is definitely to put out an album.

But I'm just, you know, focusing on the TV screen right now, man. I feel that. And all these opportunities to keep coming my way. Man, I've been talking to her since the guy. Music is a hobby, you know what I'm saying? Big actor in town now. It's a hobby. This dude, everyone wants him.

What Ninja Turtle would you be if you were a Ninja Turtle? Donatello. Who would Dave be? Splinter. Probably Splinter. That's not one of the turtles. Oh, yeah. You said I'm tripping.

He would be Michelangelo. Who am I? You would be Leonardo. See, I would say Raphael for me. Yeah, Raphael. I'm tripping. Yeah, Raphael. So you guys are actually able to visualize personality traits of these characters?

You're the real one. You're the Raphael. Yeah, because Raphael is ready. I have no idea who does what in this circle of girls. Get out of town. Get out of town and come on back. You will be Leonardo. I'm Donatello.

Because Leonardo's the smart one. What's Michelangelo? Goofball. Yeah, the goofball. Hey, I guess we're all kind of goofballs here. Yeah. I'd be Rafe because he's got hot temper. Yeah.

Rafe? Raphael, Rafe. They call him Rafe in the show. Yeah, they call him Rafe, yeah. They call him Rafi?

No, not Rafi. That is the Middle Eastern version of the show. Ha! You gotta tap into the turtles. No, they call him, yeah.

He had the most attitude. Yeah. Like, Raphael, he snapped, he was the most attitude. Yeah. Like, Rafael, he snapped. He was the most hot-headed. Yeah, he started all the fights. Did you get the Ninja Turtle on your neck on tour with me? Yep. In a hotel room?

Yep. Yeah. I did. What city was it? Arizona? Yeah, Arizona, man. I remember that. Oh, that's a state.

I remember that. Phoenix, though. Who did it? A guy? Xavier. Yeah, my homie X. I remember being like, I can't believe this is happening. And what turtle is it?

Matter of fact, it's a Leonardo. It is? It's a great tattoo. I love it. It's on your neck, right? Any regrets? No, definitely not. I love it.

Any tattoo regrets? No, no tattoo regrets. Really? You like all of them? Yeah, that's a lie. You have so many? No, I got a lot. But my whole thing is it's just like...

Didn't you say you regretted the airplane because it wore off, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but my whole thing is I knew that came with the game. You get your finger tattooed right here, of course, in my face sometimes. I really don't have no regrets, man, because to be honest with you, I feel like if I didn't have all these tattoos, I probably wouldn't even be sitting here right now. You know what I'm saying? You think everything leads to everything? Yeah, I have no for a fact,ats, I probably wouldn't even be sitting here right now. You know what I'm saying? You think everything leads to everything.

Yeah. I've known for a fact, man. For sure. Do you like the face tattoo? Like this one right here, right? Yep. Would you get more on your face or no? No, definitely not.

I'm done. I'm an actor now. I can't be done. I didn't cover that up. Yeah, but I don't want to do too much makeup. That's what I told you. I'm like Cassius Clay, man. You know what I'm saying?

I'm handsome. I don't need to be putting all them tats on my Cassius Clay, man. You know what I'm saying? I'm handsome. I don't need to be putting all them tats on my face. Ladies, man. You know what I'm saying? This is a rebranding that I've never... Well, I like it

and I don't care that you don't like it. He said this is a rebranding. He's a ladies' man whether you like it or not and just get over it. No, I like it. And the more we do

this television show, if it continues, he could transition to sex cinema. At some point, that's the hope. Don't say that. No, I'm saying it right now. You heard it on this show that Ga symbol. At some point, that's the hope. Don't say that. No, I'm saying it right now.

You heard it on this show. Yeah. That Gaeta, at some point in the future seasons, if we continue to do Dave and we're lucky enough. You think he can be a sex symbol? Of course. Anybody can. No.

Yes. That's not true. Steve Buscemi, they made look sexy on Boardwalk Empire. How? What? How? I don't think he was sexy in that show. Yes, he was.

I didn't find him sexy. He got the hot Irish girl. She was hot. That's my point. He was a sex symbol. No, he wasn't a sex symbol. He was a ladies' man. No.

The ladies' man gets the hot girl. Lady man. Singular. Lady man. Well, it was a different time. He was a sex symbol because of that show. They can make weirdos look hot. Oh, yeah.

They can make anybody a sex symbol. You can't make anybody a ladies' man. Interesting. Ladies' man, you got to have the words. Ladies' man is a style. Yeah. It's a vibe. And you got to have the words, too.

See? You got to have the language. Sex symbol is just kind of like a- Sex symbol, you don't even got to speak. It's manufactured. Yeah. They made you look pretty. Yeah.

You remember what Britney Spears looked like when they were pushing her as this sex symbol then you see her now she's not a sex symbol but i'm just saying she's a human sex symbols can be manufactured well let's not call britney spears a manufacturer she's the hottest woman i've ever seen in my life for about three four years max no for like a decade max three four years then it fell apart shaved her head freaked out she's still beautiful i really do i'm not saying she's not she's no longer a sex symbol i think she might be sex symbols are created by the business i think she is a sex symbol what are you i think i'm both oh crazy a jewish heartthrob

sex symbol ladies man is that what you think I don't you know Jewish a Jewish heartthrob I guess what are you looking at me like that for because I'm Jewish

he doesn't like Jewish people he said that to me twice did you see how he looked at me Gator goes you know me why are you looking at me with a piercing anti-semitic

you know what's gonna be funny when you me with a piercing anti-Semitic glare? Look at me. I'm just, you know. You know what's going to be funny? When you said you got kicked out of Hebrew school. Yeah. Immediately I went to a joke in my head. When you said you kicked in a screen, but you felt so bad about it. Oh, man. I thought you were going to write like a swastika on something.

Oh, you thought not. I thought you were going to do something because you felt so bad. I was like, did you do something really fucked up? Did you ever write a swastika on something before? You have. I'm sure. You know, and I know you're thinking about it. What did you do?

Did you write it in the dust of a window of a car one time? I shouldn't have done it, but- Here it is. I had- Oh, man. It's actually, you know that sequin jacket that I wore in episode eight of last year at the party? At the party?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could go like this with it. Oh, you'd put a swastika in that. Yeah. Did you do that in the show? You did that just for fun? In my own personal thing.

No one saw it. It was just a thing I was, yeah. It was the wrong thing to do. Is that empowering? No. It was, you know what? It was, it shows that I need to grow a lot more. Well, you know how black people have taken the N-word away from white people to empower it?

Made it positive. It's theirs. You could use a swastika and make it positive. I say- I try to do that with the K-word. That's a little bit too harsh for some reason. Nobody really liked it. Well, because it's not endearing. Nobody bought into that. When he says the N-word to another black guy and they do it through a term of endearment, the K-word is like,

it's not endearing. You can't make it endearing. Yeah. Like if you say, what up, Mike? It's not gonna work. You can't say it with passion. Right.

No. Why though? That's weird. Why? It's phonetically, I think it's just a horrible word. Because the K is heavy's weird. Why? It's phonetically, I think it's just a horrible word. Because the K is heavy. Both Ks.

Anything that starts with K is like a harsh word. Aye. Aye. Yeah. Even that's... Horrible. And I'm so against all anti-Semitism. Well, no shit.

Yeah. We all are. Yeah. Except... G shit. Yeah. We all are. Yeah. Except- Gaeta. Gaeta. He looks at me with the glare of a working Nazi. Yeah, crazy.

An on-staff member of Holocaust unit Nazis, the way you look at me sometimes. He was on his phone the other day, and he was reading Mein Kampf, and I was like, what are you doing? He's like, it's my Bible. That's what he said. The prophecy. Gaait is a good, gait is my predicted ladies man turned sex symbol on the show of Dave by season five if we're lucky to get that far.

I'm calling it now. I believe it. And I'm saying it. He has the most potential. I'm saying it. This is ladies man turned sex symbol. Yeah. Let's do it. I'm just saying it, that's it.

I can't stress enough how happy i am that you guys came on the show i love you guys both i appreciate it um and the show is out wednesday june 16th yeah you can watch it next day on hulu every single week you just so watch it on june 16th on fx and stream it and then it next day on Hulu every single week. So watch it on June 16th on FX. And stream it. And then the next day on Hulu, it's on FX on Hulu, or whatever. It's on Hulu Thursday the 17th if you're not able to have it on the 16th. Please watch the show. We appreciate it.

We love it. So we hope you like it. We end the show the same way with one word or one phrase. Dave, you're going to look in your camera, that one, and you're going to say one word or one phrase to end the show. And then, G Dave, you're going to look in your camera, that one, and you're going to say one word or one phrase to end the show. And then, Gator, you're going to look in that one to the right up there, the taller one, and you're going to say one word or one phrase to end the show. So you say one word or one phrase, then you say one word or one phrase.

Okay? Whoever can go first. It doesn't matter. But one word or one phrase that you want embedded in the show's history. Go ahead, whenever you're ready. The last. Blessed. What did you say? I said pink.

Perfect. I don't know. I said pink of a word. I said- Blessed and pink came out the exact same time. By the way, we're going to cut it so they're both on the same time. Blessed is so much better. Blessed and pink is great.

Pink is so bad. I said blast. I said pink. Let's do another one. Go ahead. You're on right now. Nerf. You think that's better than Blast?

I think it's as good as Blast. Nerf. When I think of it, first off, what a beautiful sounding word, Nerf. Nerf. Then also think of the memories. What's the first thing you think about when you say Ner say nerf vortex what do you think of football i think of the sound so all of us thought of the same thing yeah just different wordings of it i have a game that i have a vortex it's the most fun game it's the type of game you play when you're a child so but i think we'd have fun doing

it so i got vortex hike yeah it's you know one guy's a wide receiver, one guy's a quarterback, right? Yeah. With a Vortex. And you run NFL routes. Like legitimate yardage too, like 10-yard pitches. 10 yards is not very far. No. And you gun it.

Like you say three-step right, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, gun it. It gets there so fast. You do it when they're turning and if you catch it, it's like X amount of yards and it's like first down. You have like four. It really kind of works itself out

like an actual game and you have to try as hard as you can as quarterback and wide receiver. Super fun. To throw it as hard as you can. No,

you have to try as hard as you can. But you're saying you're throwing it as hard as you can. Sometimes you have to make a finesse throw, but yeah, if it's a sl No, you have to try as hard as you can. But you're saying you're throwing it as hard as you can. Sometimes you have to make a finesse throw. But yeah, if it's a slant, you got to get it in there. You think about the way Brady and these guys,

they just fucking sling it. It's all about timing. When are we doing this? I'd love to do it. So we need to do this in flaming tennis. Best one to do at the beach. Yeah, it's a fun beach game. All right, well, bless up.

Bless Pink Nerf. And Nerf. Amen, brothers. In here here we pour Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey

Whiskey You are that creature in the ginger beard Sturdy and ginger Like vampires the ginger gene is a curse Gingers are beautiful You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse Gingers are hell no This whiskey is excellent

Ginger I like gingers