Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Prof is our favorite Good Time Boy! | Whiskey Ginger

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

Welcome to Whiskey Ginger a Wave series presented by Fanduel. Andrew Santino sits down with rapper, songwriter, and performer Prof for a hilarious conversation about independent music, life on the road, building a fiercely loyal fanbase, and embracing complete creative freedom. PROF has carved out his own lane with unforgettable live shows, razor-sharp lyrics, and a personality that's just as entertaining offstage as it is on. They get into touring, songwriting, the music business, comedy, finding your audience, and why doing things your own way can sometimes be the best career move you ever make. As always, Santino keeps things loose while PROF delivers stories that are equal parts outrageous and inspiring. Check out PROF's music, tour dates, merch, and more: https://www.profgampo.com Follow PROF: https://www.instagram.com/profgampo Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #PROF #HipHop #Rap ================================================ This episode is sponsored by: SQUARESPACE USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey FANDUEL Bet on a match and get Bonus Bets for every goal scored in that match http://fanduel.com QUINCE GET FREE SHIPPING & 365 DAY RETURNS http://quince.com/whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a Wave series, presented by Fandul. Hey, Whiskinge fans out there, I am doing one more show. I think I'm doing one more show for the year, and then I'm taking the rest of the year to do whatever it is I need to do to take it easy. I'm going to be in St. Charles, St. Louis. It's all kind of the same, August 7th. I'll be playing out there. August 7th, St. Louis, come out and see me, St. Charles. It's just your neighbor. It's your little baby brother. Come out and see me. Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.com. Whisk. Whiskey. You were that creature in the ginger beard.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to whiskey, Jimmy guys is one of my favorite people on the other side of the same program. Oh, welcome back to whiskey, Jimmy says, my favorite people on another set for a program, I guess my name is again today. It's pro. It's pro. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. I like this alpha mel. Is that your merch? No, everyone asked me that. I'm like, I wish. It looks good, though.

It looks great. You do have merch like that, though. You have stuff that would pair like that. It would put this shit to shame. Yeah, that's right. Profgampo.com. Go get that right now. Put this shit to shame.

You know, that's so funny about you guys and us, comedians took the idea of selling merch from musicians. but we never sell well so a lot of us don't, we don't do it anymore we don't do shit. We used to, right? We used to once in a while we would bring shit on tour. I look at, have you seen my merch setups? Oh yeah, dude. You couldn't fit it. I mean,

it's more big in this room. And there's lying out the door, whatever, and like, why can't you guys do that? Musician, I'll tell you why. As a fan, right, when I go to a music show, you want a piece of the show to go home with you. Comedy doesn't feel like that. Comedy's like you got it from the show and, you know, I don't know. Also, I don't,

I'd rather wear a band shirt or an artist's shirt than a comedian's shirt. I represent that bad friend's shit you gave me all the time. That's huge. But that's a group. That's more like a group. So the bad friends merch feels more like a group. But we don't even sell alive. I'd rock your shit.

I would buy your shit. I'll go to your show. But I mean, I haven't, I guess, so I can't really put my money on my mouth. What are you saying? I don't know. What are you saying? Skinnyapolis's finest is in the house right now. What's up?

One of my favorite people on planet Earth. Truly, genuinely. I've been in a long time. I can't believe it's been a whole year. My shoes are dirty. These shoes are flower. Look at how dirty they are. No, I love that.

Those are clean. And what kind of socks are these? Alpaca cloud. This kid is living. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Yeah. You get that money. Got the alpaca socks.

You know what time of it is. That's crazy. Damn, you just undress me that quick. You're the only rapper in the game that can wear alpaca socks like this. Yeah, you're right. I'm going to give you a scenario, a hip-hop scenario. You tell me your vibe. And go like this.

You know how there's a meter when they do testing for, TV shows, like you test yes or no. So keep your hand like this. If you hear good news, go up. If you hear like you don't like it, go down. Okay, ready? Chappelle invited us to an after party at one of the stand-up shows

he just did out here for Netflix. Right. And I show up to this thing. I'm going up. And on stage is Most Def and Talib. And they're doing Black Star. And then Buster Rhymes gets on stage. And then Kanye gets on stage.

Still way up. Still way up. I would love to see Kanye out. It was incredible. It was incredible. Yeah. It was one of these where I was like, Kanye? Kanye is Kanye? And he stood up there for a minute and I thought he's not going to say anything.

And he did. He did it all falls down. Oh, okay. So he, okay. Was he saying other shit? Or was he just doing music and keeping it G? No, just music. He didn't do like a preachy thing.

I think once Dave has the mic, Dave owns the room. Yeah. So like even most and Talib were kind of like, you know, they're performing. but like when Dave gets up and does his thing everybody wants to have a laugh then bust busted like a let me tell you something

about the origins of what's happening here and he did do like a he did do like a thing and then at some point Dave was like this motherfucker thinks he's Martin Luther King except he's telling us his nightmares

instead of his dreams and it ripped and then and then you could tell Buster was like no I'm trying to say something yo like shut up like he really was trying to say something and Dave was not interested

well he was It was a party. Yeah. But to his credit, Bustra was trying to explain to young people the world that was happening on stage. And this whole weekend was crazy. Raq Kim just did the blue note in front of Mosin and Talib before them. He did the earlier show. It was like my childhood live in L.A.

It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. I booked this week to just do work. This was a coincidence. Six months ago. Yeah. And then total coincidence. All this shit happening. man, we were at the comedy.

I was in the back. You were the comedy, yeah, to the back bar. I was in the back, whatever, what do they call that? Sacred grounds? Sacred grounds? Shit, that was fucking, it was a zoo. You were there, right? Yeah, it was crazy.

McCone goes back there and he doesn't belong. That's the craziest part. Because of the show, that's only for paid regulars and guests. Like, you, yes. Wonk, yes. McCone, abs so fucking looting. That's, I looked at him, I said, what the fuck are you doing here? I said, stand the fuck up.

This is sacred ground. He does. He roams around. this kid, he sneaks into everything. He jumps on little, like if there's ever a way for something to sneak through a crack, this guy, man. He's like an octopus. He's water. Yes, he can get through. Have you seen him do that shit? Yeah, where they just like crawl into a... Yeah, as long as they can fit their beak in there, they're all... Well, his beak gets in. The boy's beak gets in. But we still love the boy. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, this week was a crazy week. I saw Kill Tony. Oh, you went to the live one at the forum? At the Intuit dome. Oh, the Intuit. That's where it was. Yeah, yeah, Intuit's where the Clippers play. He's... He's... I got blessed. I got blessed. him. I love the kid, or kid, man, whatever. I've never seen. I know what you say that because he's shorter than you. God love that little child. God bless him.

The greatest fucking rapper alive, rough! That's how he takes me around. He's like, nah, and I'm like, I'm just there to watch. I'm like, oh, cool. He's like, oh my God, prof, get the fuck in here. He's like, get in this room. Everybody stand up. This is the greatest rapper alive. He will. He's a showman. That kid is a showman, man. So the show was good at Intuit.

Yeah, yeah, it was cool. Because that's a big room for that kind of show. It was impressive. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah, that was the first time I got to soak up the whole thing. I've just seen clips, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Just see the whole thing flowing in and out. And to watch him, like, call the shots who's next in the change with this little, you know, like. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, damn. It's a production. They know what the fuck. He's more, I don't know, a producer. Like, he's making calls on the fly, calling up different people sitting, boom.

He's reading the room and, like, doing all this shit. At the same time, coming up with jokes, Harlan was there. Dog. The greatest. Dog. One of the greatest joke writers alive. He fucking undressed...

Who's that bigger black dude? Oh, it's... David Lucas? David Lucas. Yes, yes, yes. He undressed his motherfucking ass and he fucked him up so bad.

And then he had the whole room going crazy. And then we were like, okay, you can stop. And he just, he kept his gas on the pedal. He's so long on him. He's so good, dude.

Because David Lucas came at him first. And then he was like, well, well and then he just rattled off some of the wildest freestyle off the top shit like it was it was he harland is a specimen i don't think i know anybody is not just quick but as uh he can he shapes stuff in a way that you don't see it a lot of jokes you came on his face oh brother was the what was that six months ago whatever year that was in killed calendar year that was

in was like the funniest thing your laugh seeing you laugh like that i jacked off to that for like three straight weeks seeing how happy you were it made me feel like a church What was the funniest? And he was like, oh, let's love what. And you were just doing it. Carilla, he was some on my glasses.

I was like, oh yeah. He's like, yeah. And when he saw me put my fist over it, he like gave me a nod. He like gave me the go ahead.

And I was like, I'm going to hit him with it. Yeah, I had to. He's the, he is one of the greatest. What are you doing? Are you working on a new album or you're just touring? Yeah, man,

I got a new album. I'm in the middle of the cycle right now. Say it. Album cycle. Good time boy. Good time boy. Yeah. just released that single. That's doing really well

for like an emo track. It's like banging which is cool for me. It's emotional. Yeah, it's an emo track. It's all over the place and I'm really proud of it. But throughout my history, the top performers are the dumbass motherfuckers. Like the ignorant shit. Guns, hosts, money, drove, bah.

I love that song. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I'm one of the dumbasses that soaks in those songs. It's great. But isn't that always how it goes? I've always taken this shit seriously, even from the jump. Yeah. 20 years ago, even when I was doing all this wild shit, like I was releasing serious songs, like emotional songs, like, as therapy. So, uh, finally, this one is like taken off as like a well-thought-out, contrived,

meaningful song is doing well. Finally. Yeah, finally. Finally. So maybe motherfuckers think that I do this. So that's, um, the title track of the record. And I don't know when this is coming about out, but the record is coming out June 26th. We'll make sure that this is going to come out well before then, probably.

but also we can make it come out. June 26, what day is that? Yeah, do you want it before? It's usually a Tuesday. Okay, well, this could come out on Friday that week if you wanted to. June 26 is a, oops, fuck. June 26. Or do it even before, because I'm trying to sell, I'm trying to sell pre-sale records

because I'm happy to break this news to you and this might sound braggy. Bragg? Bragg! I have a chance to have the number one rap album in the entire world. That's how it's selling. Holy shit. That's insane. That would be crazy.

I mean, now, if someone drops on the same date and comes out of nowhere, Kendrick or whatever. Kendrick's not going to drop it, you're good. Yeah, but, like, so far, I'm like, that date is mine. That's yours. So far. Number one rap album. It will be.

Number one rap album in the world. It will be. If we release it the week before, it'd be coming out on Juneteenth. On Juneteenth. Oh, yeah, yeah. We skipped over that. We were like, Juneteenth. We were like, nah, let's wait one more week.

Will a rapper put out a record on Juneteenth? Not a white one. bold a bold move that's not my time and now look I'm not trying to bait I'm not trying to bait you into something yeah

I won't but just go ahead I'm not gonna but what do you think then about Harlow putting out an album with a name Monica bro

because the internet went crazy about that for people that do not know Jack Hollow put an album called Monica people were very critical of it because of Monica being a referential term in the streets as a quick way to say my N-word. The N-word.

Yes. He literally made me say the N-word. Who did? I was by myself. Jack Harlow made me say the N-word. What do you mean? I was like, oh, well, Monica. I was like, I don't get it. Monica, and then I started saying it a couple times, and then I was like... Oh, boy.

He's got it on TikTok. He's like, say it again, say it again. Thanks a lot, Jack Harlow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know if, I mean... He got criticism for it. If that was really his idea, that's got to be awful. Do you think that's like a label thing? It can't be. It had to have been a bad coincidence.

Bro, that would be the most awful fucking shit a white rapper could ever do. Ever, that's so disrespectful. That's so entitled and egotism. That is, it can't be. I refuse to think that he could be playing around that way. Yeah, but he never answered about it. Did he ever address it?

I don't think he ever said whether or not it was. I think if you start to address that. Then it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Pandora's box. He did famously say he's been feeling blacker, so he decided to release this record. Did he say that? He did say, he was like, I got blacker with this.

That's pretty tough. And then the fucking hat the dude is wearing to him. But to say that, and then to wear a hat like that, and it just sinks on. Go the other way. The proff is feeling wider these days. As white as he can. No melan in here.

I got a barbershop quartet. My record is a barbershop quartet. Did he say I'm feeling blacker? is wild. That's a tough, that's a tough phrase. I'm feeling blacker, but whatever. I'm not baiting you into talking about it. I would say, like, what does that mean then? Elaborate. How do you feel? How does that make you feel that? Yeah, that's a tough. I don't know. That's again, you're in a corner, you're fighting dragons, brother, and it's one sword. I wouldn't do that. Bad news. But good time. Good time, boy. Good time, boy is going to be way better. Hell yeah. Honestly, I think it's the,

don't say the best album you've ever done. Okay. I think it's great. Say it's the best album you've ever done. This is, this is by far the best album I've ever done. The past few years I've been working on it. I've been sharing it with my friends, the producers and everything. And all, the whole way along they've been like, this is crazy. Like, really crazy comparisons to me and other people that, from people I trust. So I'm like, okay, so all these songs feel really special. And so I just went crazy. A rabbit hold myself and I'm doing wild shit. I'm like, all right, then if this is like the best shit, I'm going to go, all the way balls to the wall where I can't, you know, find any little tiny minutia that I would have done better.

Right, right, right. Like you beat it to death a little bit? Oh, I hired composers. I'm working with composers at string sections for like the emo parts. Super ignorant parts are super ignorant, ballsy. It's like it's just fucking, it's crazy. This is the first record that once it's done and I shipped it out, I go, that's it, I can't do any better. all the other ones I've been like

oh man damn I would have done like change this or that I know for a fucking fact I can't do any better than that so this is like this feels like I'm like I don't know this is let it out retirement shit but this feels like an ending

to me this is the end of this is a this isn't like a new beginning to something this is a conclusion so when you I want you to listen to the full record yes and watch what I'm saying throughout the whole thing and then the last few songs listen to those and what I'm saying

and what I've been through and it's it feels it feels conclusive but I wouldn't say it's I don't think it's an end I just think maybe it's an end of that chunk of that chapter of your of making that kind of art or who I am or who I was you know and I you're still a young man

you're 22 years old 26 26 and uh but silly young lad I don't know if I want to make a record again I think the records are dead Like, I think I've done something just for myself as a last statement in my fans who have supported me this whole way, like to obsess the way I've done over this record for that many years. Yeah.

And records don't, there's no, I might release some singles or something like that. And I don't even know if I want to promote music like I've been. I'm on the reels doing this fucking constantly. Yeah, but they're good reels. They're great reels, sure, you know what I'm saying? But I say I'm like, oh, I'm a 100% independent rap. You know what I'm saying? Bitch, I work for Mark Zuckerberg.

You know what I'm saying? We all do. Mark Zuckerberg says, Thanks, Mark. Well, actually, I changed what I want. Now I want you to post this way, sucking dick from behind on me on a carousel. And I go, yes, sir, yes, sir. Yes, Mark.

Bitch, I'm, man, man. Algorithm. We're slaves to the algorithm. Well, what I'm trying to do is do this as hard as I can right now. And I want to make a statement on the industry or something or be able to say something like, number one record, like I did that. It's happening. I'm trying to do something like that. And then afterwards, man, I would love to never show my face again

and not promote shit, just put out my music, make paintings, and eat pussy. God bless. It's the greatest country in the world, bro. So that's it you think really you do. I mean, I'm willing to bet a pretty penny on the idea that even when this is done in a year, you're going to go, I think I might want to make some more music. Yeah, you want to do something.

I have scripts. Bro, I'm writing books. I have a comedy. bro, I've got the... So you want to dive this way a little bit into the business business? I just want to do other shit. What are these cats going to do?

Whatever the fuck I tell them. No, Wanka's funniest fuck, I'll write, I'll write, I'll workshop, I don't know what y'all do, but I'll workshop with them for these scripts. Like, I got some great ideas. I got a horror movie, I got a comedy. I want to sell paintings. I just want to, I want to buy some land and fucking...

Live that lot. out on the farm. I do whatever the fuck I want, man. I don't want to, I don't want to suck a... Industry dick anymore? Yeah. You're done. Yeah, and it's not even the industry anymore.

There is no more industry. It's only the four TikTok that I... Yeah, but we make the industry. So what the industry is, what... Like, this is it now. So whatever it is, it is. So you're just saying, oh, this wants to, you want to go away. Not this.

Not talking. No, but I mean, like the... The idea of trying to feed the machine so... I really don't like the state of the industry. I don't know if you've been getting what's on my algorithm, but like once a week I've been talking shit about AI, social media, what it is to be a musician at this day and age. I've been through many eras.

And I went through the major label era, not on the major labels. And I thought that was great. Right. You know what I'm saying? And it's kind of ironic because this is the most success I've ever had. But this is the fucking least I've ever enjoyed this shit. This is fucking vomit-inducing shit. You know, I don't know if I'm like,

Like, trying to be more sober. Like, you know, those times I'm like tap dancing and I'm drinking and shit like that. Party and, you know, partying and then selling that. Now it's like, I don't know. Maybe I'm getting old and shit like that. Well, we're definitely getting older, but also you put in, you know, 20 some odd years of work. At some point, it's, you do get to, you get the glaring. Yeah, you want to slow down a little bit.

Well, how about this? I got pitched a movie this morning that, not pitched a movie, but I got pitched something for someone that said, Hey, have you seen or heard about this? Gal Godot is doing a completely AI film about Bitcoin. Sounds great. Google this. Google this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Google this. Galgado! Doing an AI film. About Bitcoin. About Bitcoin. What is it? What is it called? And it's somebody famous doing it, too.

That's crazy. Yeah, it's Doug Lyman. Doug Lyman is doing a film. Oh, that's such a bummer. Say it out. Swingers is so good. What is it, though? Yeah, who did the same guy that did Swingers.

Yeah, it's a biographical thriller film directed by Doug Lyman. It stars Casey Affleck, Pete Davidson, Calcuttoe, Ila Fisher, and Finlay Robertson. And it's all done in AI in like one room, right? It's on one stage or some shit. I've actually heard about this. They film the actors, but the back, it's just in one set, and they just light it. And they're filling in the background. Yeah, they just fill everything in artificially.

And it's about Bitcoin. Well, I think that's trying to be subversive. I think they're trying to be subversive. They think that's like they hook, right? that it's like... Okay, because they're joking about the money that's not real about... I don't know. It's filmed in AI?

I don't know. They're just not... It's able to be filmed really fast because they don't have to switch out any sets. They don't have to do any big company moves. They don't have to hire all those people that would have been there to do all that. Exactly. They don't have to give job and work and make art. It's not even green screen.

Oh, the AI is doing it. It's beyond green screen. It's like, what do you call now? It's, um... There's different kinds of... With the lights? Well, no, there's keying now where it's like, it's just spots and marks that the AI knows where they mod... So they've, so they put in these marks, I saw a photo of it, so they put in these marks all over the floor or all over the ceiling and these fake walls to indicate where AI is going to fill in sections of things that are being built out, not by human, but by some fucking computer. So anyway, we're fucked.

You're fucked, we're fucked. No doubt. We'll go down in the same ship, dude. All entertainment, the only thing we'll be able to have. Real art will prevail. Is us, though. No, no, no. Is live performance will never be taken over.

So you doing, that's why I'm saying what I'm saying about. I hate the... The touring is hard. I just got done, finished touring for like 20 years. And then you're like, hey, man. This is the only way to make money. Get back on a horse. Yeah, but you can take bigger chunks of time off,

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You're a pig. You're a fucking pig. You're a fucking pig. You're a fucking swine with a mustache. Swine piglet. And so I'm talking to him, and I'm like, man, because, you know, this is recent. I'm having my reservations about just being an artist and whatever. And he's like, fuck that.

We got right into this conversation. And he's saying exactly what the fuck I've been thinking. He goes, I just sold my whole fucking bad catalog. I'm rich than a motherfucker. And then he was like, I will never post anything to Spotify, YouTube. He named them all. And he goes, I'm just taking 2% of my fans over to my own shit. making my whole channel with all that shit and I'm like damn you're feeling it like

that too T-Pain yeah because he live streams now right isn't that a big thing he twitches I was on his show he's got a show he's got crazy ammo he's got so many episodes on his stream his show was incredible because he streams like hours and hours the way he streamed and all the people who came in how professional was it was like the tonight show he had people the music would come on at this point and then the drinks would come and then people start dancing then he had me sing a karaoke and And it was all fucking, have you been to his house? Uh-uh.

You gotta, you gotta go. I would love. I'll hollered him. Be on a show. I would love to. He's, uh, yeah, done deal. And, uh, you go to his big ass mansion and, and, uh, he's got the show and he's just sitting on ammo and he's, he's not releasing anything until he's got like a hundred shows.

And I think it was, I was his 50th or 60th or something. And it was, I was so impressed. I was like, this is, I feel like I'm on the Tonight Show. And he's doing that in his house. Is he having fun? Is he having fun or is it business? It's fun. He looked.

Like, we have fun. Yeah. Because that's crazy to think, like, that's where the industry is, state of the industry. And so I think what he's doing with that is once he signals, maybe I'm telling his whole whole plan. All right. Well, so, but I think once he goes like, yo, I'm releasing new music or whatever, he's got a batch of a bunch of content.

I think he's going to. Say goodbye. The whole channel. Do some, a whole new. Well, sure. Why not? I mean, this is where, this is not. I think it's also.

Sorry. Bro, if I just gave your whole sauce away. But he sits on live stream. I mean, he jokes around the whole time. He must say a bunch of wild shit on live stream. I mean, this is, I think it's a sign of the times, not just the industry. We were at Muki Betts's house yesterday. Mookie Bets, legendary baseball player Mookiee Betts.

Oh, shit. Bobby and I went bowling at his house yesterday. Insane. And at one point, Mookie is on the show. It's not like it's behind the cameras. He was like, what's you guys is side hustle? And I was like, well, I mean, we do a lot of jobs. He has a comic here.

a writer, a producer, we're podcasters. We love the entertainment world. And he's like, but side hustles. I go, what do you mean? He's like, well, we have a tequila company, a jewelry company. He had all the shit. I was like, but you're mooky bats. Like, you don't, do you need, everyone need side hustles now?

Like, where we are now is people want to touch so many different versions of industry because they don't even trust the one they're in. And this guy is one of the greatest ballplayers alive. And you're like, he's doing tequila? I mean, maybe it's just a stack paper. Clooney or whatever. Well, he sold that for a billion dollars. A billion? Do you know this?

Do Cosamigos a billion. A billion dollar sale, is that what it was? And he gave ten of his best friends a million apiece that he grew up with. Huh? Yeah. Ten of his best friends. Ten of his child are best friends. If you sold a tequila company for a billion dollars, how much is Wonka getting? Fucking three billion. You're going to give, just give it to...

Plus interest, with interest? What? In June 2017, George Clooney and his partners sold the tequila brand, Casamigos for a total of up to... How much do you think? It's over a billion. Can't be a billion. Yeah, it's a billion.

It's a billion. Initial payment of 700 million plus an additional 300 million based on performance over the following 10 years. What is 1 million to a billion? Oh, I know that. Let me tell you what 1 million to a billion is.

I've done this before. I told Rogan this one time. People do not understand the difference. It's massive. People like, oh, when I'm like, yo, fuck billionaires and whatever. You know, I got some things to say to Jeff Bezos or whatever.

Just those, you know, the top motherfuckers. Yeah. They'd be like, shut up, man. you rich, are you trying to be rich? I'm like, you don't under fucking stand what's going on. The difference is insane. One million seconds is... 13 days. 13 days. One billion seconds is 38 years. Yeah, 31 years or something like that, yeah.

31.2 years. Yeah, you know, you... Crazy. So, what's the difference between a million and a billion? About a billion dollars. Yeah, about a billion fucking dollars. 30 years of life, that's the difference. A million dollars is nothing. Well, we looked up, we were in Vegas, what?

How many is a trillion seconds ago? Well, no one's a trillion. We were going to see a first trillionaire in our lifetime. How many years? How many years? Over 31,000 years ago. So we don't even, I can't imagine that. Now it's too late.

I can imagine 32 years what that is. When you say that? Trillionaire? No. It's over. Well, that's our tax debt. It's like 4.3 trillion. Let's touch on the billionaire thing, because it's interesting.

We were in Vegas, and Bezos was gambling now. next to us. By the way, Jen Pop. Bezos was in my hand of God. 30 security guards around him, but he was sitting in a regular table. And how many in fucking plain clothes and shit? All of them. But they're such a dead giveaway because they're going to like, good evening, welcome to Vegas. And you're like,

they're all robotic and shit. He sat there with his girl, wife, or whatever the late. I don't know if it's his wife, whatever. But he sat there. How much do you think Bezos was betting? Or gambling with? How much? How much? How much? Nothing. Well, what do you think he was putting down? I don't even know how to gandle. I do not gandle. Gamble. So, Blackjack? I have one hand of blackjack.

What do you think he put down? What is normal? I've never played blackjack. Well, you imagine Jeff Bezos is playing? Shit, I bet he's cheap as fuck. $100. $100 per him? $100 bet.

And I realized in that moment I thought, God, this is almost like a bit for, like it's a comedy bit for him. Because each second, each second, less than a penny? Less than a penny? He makes $133,000 a second.

So it's not even a penny. It's like a, it's like a Spotify stream. Not even. It's like if you click on it and then click away. Zero, it's like when you hit a song on accident. Right? Isn't that right? 133,000 a second? I think that's what it is. You have to look it up. It's something absurd like that. And this is, but this is where these guys are now. In fact, I'm going to plug this because I've said this to a million people. There's an interview out there from who was doing it. But it's with Berkshire Hathaway with Warren Buffett. And he said, Berkshire Hathaway pays their corporate tax. And he said if a certain number of Fortune 500 companies like Berkshire Hathaway, if they actually paid their corporate tax that they really owed, if they actually did it the right way, the tax deficit of the, 4.3 billion would be encompassed by these Fortune 500 companies and every American, every

living American wouldn't have to pay state or federal income tax. If every Fortune 500 company on this list that he named. So that's what Americans are doing basically. We're filling the gap. Correct. Imagine how many bombs we could make though. We're doing it, bro. They're doing it right now. You don't got to imagine it. Yeah. That's what we should put it if they actually, you know. Just make all bombs. Yes. More bombs. More bombs.

Drones or whatever, you know. Let's go. Drone it out, dude. That's, by the way, the companies that used to press records, those record pressing machines, they're probably going to be making bombs in a couple of years. Get ready, bro. Hell yeah, daughter. Elon Musk is currently projected to become the world's first trillionaire

as early as, what do we think? 2035. 2037. Shut the fuck up. Next year. That's what it says. and then there's another guy who I'd never heard of who's in 2028

What's his name? What's his name? I don't know Guatam Oh yeah Guatam No I don't fucking know Bro you know what's gonna be My dog Guatam

You know I'm talking with Mike over there You know what's gonna be happening As we're eating out in L.A We see these fucking things Driving around Oh yeah The auto-the-foods and shit And we're looking at things

Muffakers hate these robots Yeah Flecksing on them This thing's trying to cross the street, they're like, fuck you, nah, nah, no. Like, if we see trillionaires and people aren't getting any fucking money, like, everyone's going to kill a robot.

Oh, yeah. Everyone's like, fuck those things. Shoot them. Like, we were eating lunch on the side of the road, and we came back. Move, get up, this fucking flex on. I'm like, there's habit freeze for, you know. I'm sorry, I'm just delivering food. And it just froze for like five minutes. They get nervous, yeah. Danger, danger, danger, we're all laughing. You know what they do in our

neighborhood? The teenagers throw it in the L.A. River. They pick it up together And it's funny, I've watched it I had the old man in me that was like Come on guys, don't do that I didn't say it I thought come on guys, don't do that Don't throw it in the river

Because it's just pollution at some point That was my dad brain But then I was watching teenagers have fun And I was like throw that fucking thing in the river And this is the L.A. River This isn't the fucking Yeah no No, it's not nature

Probably goes to our drinking source It's probably where it goes I'm drinking robots That's what we'll be drinking now Out of our sink is robot No but I did it did take me to a place of I remember being a teen and fucking shit up.

Hell yeah. Like I said that the other day. Remember during the pot? I was like, you guys never stole when you were kids? And Mookie goes, no, we grew up with money. And I was like, oh, well, I mean, but every teenager I knew stole shit

and that I'm seeing the new world of teenagers is like fighting against AI shit or like robots. We are fighting robots. Automated shit. The teenagers are fighting robots. Yeah, dude.

We're doing Terminator live. I saw a kiosk with someone's like, let me, it was like a fucking bartender. It was real arms. Oh, I'm like, give you some shit. I'm like, someone's going to malt off that shit. 100%. 100%.

For less than a month. I've been putting garbage in Waymo's... Yeah, a lot of people been doing that. Oh, I saw Waymo with the window open. I'm like... In the window, yeah, in the window, yeah, in the window, there's nobody in it. Because they're just part... There's nobody there's...

Well, I just find garbage on the waymows. You want some sort of list, you know, they got those cameras. I never got to take a waymo. We just got to get a fucking Balaclava when you go to tag a Waymo. If you're going to tag a Waymo, I saw... There was videos these guys tagging them in San Francisco. I thought it was hilarious because the car would stop at a red light. They ran up and then they tagged it and the car was like,

woo-doo, woo-doo. I was trying to get away. Well, it didn't know what to do because it thought that the people, they were breaking it or going to attack it, but they were just tagging on the side of it. It was fucking amazing. It was great. We were pulling away from the comedy store and there was some fucking crackhead just

was crossing the street during it was a red light for him. It was a green light and just pulled his pants down. It was like taking a shit on a waymo. Yeah, God bless. And then in like one block up, there was already a police officer coming down. That's where they came. for? They came for that. They won't come for the house that just got robbed down the street. The guy broke into his house with guns. The cops were an hour late. An hour. They were

he called, hey, people broke it with guns. They had to protect the waymos. They had to protect the waymos. They were on that waymo super quick. I'm sure because they're probably getting paid by Waymo. The cops are probably getting supplemented by Waymo. By the robots. Who owns Waymo? What company owns Waymo? Damn it's hot as fucking here. See, I told you it was going to get warm. I can turn it back on. Turn on the AC. Is that bad for the sound? No. No. It's Alphabet, which is Google. Google. Google. One, again. And where are we, where are we, uh, where are we broadcasting right now? YouTube owned by Google. It's a never-ending cycle brother. We're owned by three companies.

That's why when someone's like, if I say something smart, someone's like, shut up like you, you got Nike, like there's no perfect consumer where we're at right now. Like, like, everyone's supporting some crazy shit. I'm on Spotify. You know what the fuck they'd be doing. Let's take it to a lighter place. Yeah. How's it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hae hae, I always love seeing him. I want to I want to get him honestly on some podcasts with me so fun because I'm so much more funny that with him there yeah he is so he's like a setup man for you too yeah we have like bad friends and you guys who laugh and they got jokes every once in a while wanka is like right

there I was watching a video from red rocks um first song out there first experience sold out red rocks I'm high in the mountains I'm going there's fire going all over the place I got a mask on. I'm going, I'm hitting these notes and these words, and then some I'm not unable that I usually do. I'm not doing that. And he is right there. She speaks in my language. Like, he knows. He knows. He knows. He knows. We're doing some promo. If I'm, I'm thinking about this, boom, boom, he'll shoot in with something just like perfect. Like, I am so much more funny and better every human with him with me. He's forever. Yeah. So, yeah. So when, he's your day one. Yeah. So you guys met when you were kids now. No, no, no. It was kind of.

kind of late. I mean, I've only known them for 15 years. It's a long fucking time. Yeah. But you meet someone like that and you're like, how are we going to stay together? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you ever bark at each other, though? He slapped me in the face. He hit me in the face once. Really? Like this? Like old school? As hard as he could.

He's a very nonviolent. I think that that might have been the only time he's ever hit anyone. What'd you say? Wonka, can I talk about what I said? Wong! I don't know if they're saying. Maybe they went to go out to eat. Oh, they went out to eat. They went to go out of food.

You know, well, fuck it. I'll say it. Actually, last time I said something, you say you would have deleted it. And I whispered Eminem and Doja Cat first. That was an editing error. And then it just came out. Eminem. Doge Cat.

Both fell through, by the way. And we texted, I was like, I'm sorry. My editor fucked up. You're like, it's actually fine. Yeah, whatever. It was fine. But at the time, we were super drunk. Atlanta after a show or something

and we were into some grimy-ass motel and we were just having some emo conversations and I was like, dude, you gotta leave your wife, dude. That's how the slap starts. You gotta leave your wife. He hit me really hard and I remember being like, yeah, okay, yeah.

He's an amazing human being and he ended up leaving his wife. So you were right, dude. Yeah, but you know, those are hard decisions. Was he married a long time? A long enough time. Yes.

A long enough time. Yeah, that's tough. So people just aren't meant for each other. Not saying that she's out or he, whatever. When your friend tells you to leave your wife, so that's tough. Your friends are your day ones are the first people to tell you some shit that you might not want to hear. Correct. So I'm doing that for him and I would continue to do that for him.

How about the scarier version where we've all had this? You have and you're too young. But when you all know, you and all your friends know that one of your buddies is about to marry someone that he should not marry. and you're all like, who's going to say something? It's hard to be the guy that's like, who's going to fucking say it? Maybe afterwards you got to see how close. I'm a coward, I can't do it. I'm not going to lie.

I'm a coward. When someone's like, you know, say something to him, I'm like, I can't say anything. Oh, yeah, right. I can't do it. I can't do it. Not in that situation. Well, I have friends that will tell our other friend be like, yo, I cannot stand that bitch. And then it's a fight, but they're honest because they're like, and then sometimes

they'll go, she doesn't fucking like her either. And I'm like, that's not, I don't know, she's fine. I don't, no, they'll fucking, don't put me in it. I don't, I don't want to fuck up someone's, if that's what you like, fine. If people change, maybe, sometimes. I don't know what they're like behind closed doors. I've had a couple, though, my buddies marry some people.

One of my buddies marry someone who, this is the other version. To marry a woman that I thought was incredible. I was like, this woman is amazing. And the polar opposite turned out. He was like, you guys had no idea what was really. And then when he, like, divulged all of it, I was like, are you fucking, is that real? He's like, do you want to see? I'll show you all the evidence and he had it all.

This dude had receipts like crazy. I was like, wow, because when I'm the version I knew, not the version that he knew. Do you see how couples argue now? Oh, bro. Fuck you, bitch. They're both filming each other. Fuck you.

What you did? I saw, I'm like, man, God damn. I got a day one that I trust right now because I've seen people being like, hey, man, we'll argue with my bitch, look at this shit. And then they're both cussing each other out saying wild shit just filming each other. And then they post it. I'm like, holy shit. When you see it on TikTok.

When you said like receipts and shit, I'm like, God damn. No, this is receipts of, uh, texts and no, emails, which is even funnier. I emailed you some, it was some of email my wife, a horrible fucking soliloquy. It was her emailing someone else and I was like, that's insane to email it. For some reason, it's like an antiquated way of going about it. I'm like email. She sent a fax. She had a carrier pigeon out there, yeah.

Go tell him I want that dick. She'd tell them morning. No, it was just the opposite of what I ever imagined. The fighting, when my wife and I fight, we fight like my parents fought, which was not in front. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in the backyard. Put on your gloves. Let's go. Let's go, touch. No, we fight like my parents fought, which was away from the kids and family and friends. That's great. And if we have an argument, we have to go away from people. Well, bro, I thought your dad, I expected your dad to be throwing bows. I'm glad to hear that. I'm glad to hear that.

That's what my jaws crooked because of that. I got a couple of, you know, no, my dad, to us was back here. This, that thing? Good safe place. God, I got hit so hard back there. And you get a dad hand hitting you right here, and you felt it in your fucking toes. Oh, I hated it so much. The back of the head crack was the word. He slapped you so hard in the back of the head, your toes?

100%. If my dad would hit you right on the crown, you would feel it in your fucking feet. You would feel it in your fucking feet. That's wild. Remember the old phrase I'll give you something to cry about? That was like my dad's generation was like, I'll give you something to fucking cry about. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you go away from the children. That's cool. Dude, I didn't have kids just because I don't want to beat them. That's really what it is.

I was like, that kid, this can't go to anybody else but me. No, but I, I, my dad never, we never got, we never got wonkaed is what I like to call it now. We never got hit your open-handed. No, never. Back in the head cracks. That's good. That, that man, get the fuck out of it. You deserved it. You fucked up as a kid. I mean, come on. You were a fuck up. Yeah, I was pretty wild. Yeah. You know. You got what you deserved. Yeah, fell down a couple flights of stairs before. Not funny at all.

Not funny, not funny, not funny. Sad. Yeah. But you learned. I learned real quick. What did you learn? Shit, well, I guess what I'm thinking about specifically is like my stepmom was sleeping. And then, so she was a nurse and she would spend, you know, the opposite hours.

Daytime in the weekend. I'm like, man. And, you know, I'm playing with my dad. And he was great. He was like, you know, bipolar but also, you know, abusive thing. We've already been there. Yeah. But, um, he'd be like, shh, you know, she's sleeping.

You know, I'm like, oh, yeah, okay. And then, but then we'd have a lot of fun. And then it was like, he was really loud. And I'd have like, shh, she's sleeping. I learned not to, not to do that. Yeah, yeah, that's not. And then I was like, well, that's unfair. But you're a better man now.

I'm a better man now. You're probably one of the best men. now. Oh man, come on. That's the way. We got whiter. Somehow we got wider. You're looking a little thicker. Brother. Are you saying I'm a fatso? No, I'm saying in your arms, in the good places. I'm trying. You know what it is, dude? I'm in our 40s.

Like this little dork when he's like, I went to the gym a couple times this week. You know, and I'm like, brother, if I don't do shit all the time, I'm cooked. I'm a slobby fat. Fuck. My sister's wedding's coming up. I'm going to be coming back from that. in terrible shape because it's one week of fun and I'm fucked bro this guy can do you could take off six months it wouldn't even matter nothing would matter a couple weeks you're back at it whatever yeah it doesn't a couple weeks three days he's like I feel really great currently not doing well with myself either man I got a when you're on the road though because you can't yeah no I'm I I can't I'm tired as fuck I wish I could like brick Christa being like I'll be working out all the time I'm like my performances I get

off stage I'm sweaty I'm like I can't even breathe but you perform Bert and not just Bert, but like all of us, comics. Comedians. Yeah, comedians are... You don't have to run or sweat. No, and you sweat. When we saw you in, is it Raleigh or Durham? We saw you in Durham.

We were in Durham, but we went to Raleigh. We went to Raleigh to watch you. You put on a show, you must lose. I think we talked about this. Don't you lose, you gotta lose like two or three pounds in sweat. I don't know. It's got to be. You should weigh.

But the thing is, I don't, I eat like shit, and then I come back like skinny fat. I think my cardio's good, but like, man, yeah. Skinny fat is such a... That's a real reality. Yeah, I'm skinny fat right now. No, you're not. You're not. You're skinny, skinny, my friend.

Okay. There's nothing underneath there. Don't do that. I was about to. But you do, but you, because of your schedule and the way you guys live, it's different than us. Like, I remember when we pulled up down there and that girl almost died. Yeah.

You were in the van sleeping. They were like, he's taking a nap. Damn, I was still doing van shit then? No, no, no, no. Yeah. Or it was like a smaller version of a bus. Oh, yeah, the bandwagon. I was in the mid-grade.

Yeah, and they were like, he's taking a nap in there. I was like, oh. I sleep before every show, two hours before every show I sleep. That's a must? Must. How do you even get down? Aren't you amped up before that? You don't start buzzing right before the show?

This is a little bit before. Two hours? You can sleep for two hours and then get on stage in less than 30 minutes later. No, no, no, two hours before I take a nap, and I'll only take a nap for like a half hour, 45 minutes. Really quick one. And then one hour before the show, I'll come in the backstage and I'll start doing my shit and warm up. Getting prepped. I know I didn't want to bug you.

I remember being back there. McCone, of course, like every, you know, like every young, you know, like every young fucking kid like him. He's like, we should go chat with him. I'm like, no, he doesn't want to chat with anybody before the show. We'll see him after the show. After the show was, he knows better because it's the same thing with comics. Like, I do not like to see people before I go on because I'm like, hey man, I just want to

like, I'll do all the chatting when it's over. Yeah. We just did a show at YouTube theater and how many people were in the fucking like 30 people. A lot. And that's because when the, when the agents and the, when the company men let company people come. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Well, you may my nephew and his friends. Will you take a photo? I'm like, sure, we're going on in six minutes.

And you're performing for everybody already. Don't even got your mind on this shit. You're like, so weird. I hate it. I hate like hometown shows or like Red Rocks and so many people, man. It's hometown show. See, we've talked about this. People are like, don't you love playing in Chicago? I'm like, it's a, I love my city so much. I got to talk to my uncle for something. It's so hard, dude. That's why, but I make the rules now. My parents and I have come to an understanding because my parents are very, they're very, they understand. I said, any all of your friends that want to come I'd love for them to come

they have to see me after the show as soon as the show's over anybody come on after like whatever but before the show because a lot of times are like can my knee can my friend's can my neighbor's niece get a photo with you I'm like yeah but not right before we go on I'm about to do some shit yeah but that they don't

that doesn't register you just get up proff just gets out there and he's what are him and his friends are jamming they're just buzzing around yeah right before the show I'm like I'm in front of a mirror doing some crazy shit. You do go nothing before the show. Do you have the same exact thing every time before you go on? Yeah, the routines start to solidify and get locked in and shit.

See, I wish we had something like that. Bob was usually like farting and nervous and peeing three times and then he gets mad at me because when he gets really nervous, he gets mad. He immediately gets like really antsy and angry. And then he'll assault McCone or he'll salt Carlos and he'll say stuff, words that you can't say live on the air. And he'll sometimes he'll sing them. We're sitting at a piano, just singing filthy-cost words out loud. He's like getting it out of his system. It's the weirdest thing in the world. Then he'll be

ready to go. Yeah, and then he's ready to go. Then he's a sweetheart. But we don't have the routine like you guys do. We don't have like that must-have, must-do. He usually sleeps until showtime. I fuck with that. Especially when we were on the bus. He'll sleep all the way till show. Maybe 30 minutes before show. Oh, damn. You're bigger than bus now. Tell everybody, you're private jetting around. This guy's private jet all over the country.

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You can. Well, especially because you donate so much to the foundations. Right. If you give enough, you get enough. It's like Leo. You know what I mean? Like, Leo's going to keep sleeping with 20-year-old models as long as he protects the universe.

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He's the only Hollywood guy left. Yesterday, I was shooting a bunch of content. and there was this beautiful young woman and we were shooting content but I'm trying to stay like you know like I don't want to be like these is my bitches or whatever I want to do something creative

no bitches no hoes no bitches no host no bitch is no one artistically if it calls for some shit like that I'm down to do whatever but so then there was this one song where I'm like you know thinking about in the song I'm talking literally about like

take a look at my darling look at my baby and stuff and I'm like nah but you're pretty young I don't know if I can like say those things to you and she goes I'm too old for what?

Leo? Leo? She goes, I'm too old for Leo. And I'm like, damn, yeah, you're right. All right, then. I'm like, what's you're over 24? What's you're over 25? Yeah. We literally just had that conversation like to Leo. Yeah.

But now Leo's with a 27-year-old. Old, ooh, haggard. So he's just, he's just dipping his dick into some old trash. Yeah, 27-year-old Italian model? Yeah, yesterday's news. It's called yesterday's news. Yeah, well, we don't know. I don't keep my finger on the pulse.

Vittori. Kerté. karate. Did you ever date a foreign girl? A non-American woman? Yeah. You did. A little overseas trip? No. Just some like, uh, uh, uh, what did we do in high school? When the foreign exchange? Foreign exchange, yeah. Oh, tell me.

Jean-en-vi du Tonique. Like, let's like, can I fuck your mom or something? She taught me a couple of lines that were hit me with her. That's great. Ginovi du Tunique. I don't know. That's how I remember it from fucking 56 years ago. Look it up. Say, how do you fuck your mom in French? It's probably different than that. Right. But that's how I remember it.

But you fell in love with the French girl. Yeah. I fell in love with the French girl. Hey, who did you get on this album that you always wanted to get on the album? Was T. Payne? T. Payne was pretty cool. That's huge. And he reached out to me.

Like, in my DM's like, bro, dynamite was going crazy in Africa. And then he reached out, like, give me on the remix. What did you say? Dynamite was going crazy in Africa? We're viral as fuck. In Africa? Yes. Well, we're viral here.

It was way bigger in Africa. Really? Yeah. Wait, is that, that's a thing? How do you trace that? How do you, how does he know that? I just started looking at, like, TikTok and Instagram. It was just...

Big in Africa. Just, yeah. Would you ever tour? If they were coming to a show, they didn't, a lot of them were like, I don't even understand what he's saying. But they were like, they're like, this one, that one. It has kind of kind of like a... No, I love that song.

The snare is like a Latin or an Afrobeat snare. And they were fucking with it. When you shot that shot... Didn't you shoot that here? That was the video shot on that house, wasn't it? I want this, want that one, that one, this. this when you're and then you go down in the pool isn't that at the Hollywood house?

Well, you're walking through the kitchen with Lockup. Yeah, that was one of a clip. I think the music video is different. But yeah, we do clips. That's right, that's right. No one's going to watch this, but they might see a couple clips now. It's all clips first. No, no one can sit through an album or do this. It's like, no, we have a loyal fan base that finishes almost every single episode. And by the way, we salute all the West Ginge fans.

Thank you for your loyalty. Thank you for your love. They do watch these years. You know why? I'm going to say a crazy secret at the end. Like, I'm going to admit to a murder or something at the end. Not the first time it's happened on the show We had that rapper David on this show And we didn't know All right, stop it

How crazy is that shit We talked about that story On bad When before it even like overly developed Right, remember that? We kind of like suits-said it We were like all of these details Sound like this and then they all

Again it all came out of the woodwork Crairical You didn't know this guy No no no I didn't know music or nothing I still haven't listened to a song Will not now We might run up a couple streams for him Okay, who else on the album, though, besides T-Pan.

Oh shit, I like Two Chains. Was crazy. Mexican O.T. was cool getting to know him and shit, just did a tour with him. He's a guy. He's a sweetheart. That dude is a real... But this character that he is, not, I shouldn't say character, but, like, his persona that he portrays, is it very similar to who he is in the real life or no?

People have depth, right? And they can present a couple different things. I think he's kind of scared... He hasn't grown into fully being able to, like... show everybody everything. Sure. Because, like, I think he's really fucking on some gangster shit.

And, you know, I used to, you know, on the south side, I knew some people and I thought I had to be tough a little bit, but then it was like, okay to, you know, it's safe to come out and do some jokes on this way or that way or whatever. So, like, I think he's still dealing with, like, ways to open up and become, like, really know who he is

as an artist. He's a young man, too, right? Yeah, right. But he said, he says some funny shit backstage and like some super shit that I'm like bro like I thought you were gangster and that's like the gay of shit like he's but really funny but I'm like wow that actually made me uncomfortable and I say wild shit in public you know what I'm saying and where's where's you're from uh Houston

Houston or outside of San Antonio Texas some Texas shit right before you're like hey bro should we kiss you're like wait what exact but word for word Bay City Texas Bay City Texas so yeah he wants me to come down there and like shoot pigs and stuff you should come with me and we'll just fuck Shoot pigs as long as we get to eat. Invasive wild boars? Oh yeah, like, cavilinas. Yeah, so, like, we'll get some AKs and, like, he really wants to shoot pigs.

He loves that, huh? Yeah. Would you shoot a pig, like an invasive... You a meat eater? Yeah, brother. You need to be able to kill an animal, or you get the fuck out of my face. I can kill an animal, but I don't want to eat a wild pig. No, you don't have to eat it.

Would you kill it, you eat it? See, I grew up with my dad. If we hadn't killed it, we had to go eat it. But these boars are like crazy, though. These boars are, like, ruining everything. No, I know. The Havillian is in Arizona the exact same way. They tear shit to prey.

Here's my thing. Like, when I was a kid, my dad took me hunting. My phone is on, bro. Oh, you're good. My dad took me hunting for the first time, and that was a big thing. We said, we'll go birds first. So we hunted pheasants. And he said, you have to eat it.

That makes sense. That makes sense. And then it was, then it was deer. Got to eat it, which, by the way, deer meat, no thank you, sir. Deer meat's like chewing on a tire. It's like a shoe bottom. I hate Deer meat me. I had someone to be like, this is for lay mignon, and they were like, look, this is crazy, and I ate it.

And with Wonka, and we almost fucking, we almost puked on each other and just two girls, one cup shit on each other. Two girls, one deer? It was gross. Two dudes one deer. Two dudes one deer. I will not kill a deer because I will not eat it. It's nasty. I like that.

If you're going to kill it, eat it and use everything, respect it. That's how my dad was framing. That's how I'm with some humans. Yeah, you have to eat the whole thing. I have to use it. I have to eat the hair. Wonka come in my room. Just dripping in some dude's skin.

So wait, now you said for a second that you're like, we're not on that little road van bus anymore. We're in the big west now. Are you leveling up, though, too? Like, are you Mr. Fancy Hotel now? No. Don't lie to me, dude. If you are, it's okay if you're getting fancy.

Bro, I can kick it in some grimy shit. But you don't, though. No, I do. When you guys are staying in L.A., you rent a house? Yeah, we rent a big-ass. It's a nasty big-ass house, right? No, it's actually pretty good. It's cool.

Because we film content in it, because I don't like to do all these reels and shit. Like Dr. Clips. Do you know who that is? Do you know who that is? You don't know. He's like, uh, uh, he films, his mind is crazy. He's like, fuck a music video. Just clip, clip, clip, 10 seconds. You know, like, entertain him. He, he, he, his mind works like a doom scroll. Okay. So he does, he does these clips and it blows up. And he likes to do, like, in public running around shit. He's like, so let's do this and let's, let's go to the mall.

But it's not fucking with people. No, no, but it's like looking like a fucking idiot in public. You look like the idiot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, then I ain't doing that. Like, I'm going to rent a big house with all types of different looks and we can go in this room and, like, something that looks really cool. And we'll do it in private. I'm not running around doing this fuck shit. I'm not looking like an influencer in the wild. It's just so weird to see it, dude. My wife and her at sushi and this woman was like doing videos having sushi. And I thought, that's it. We're fucked. You can't even go to like a restaurant and have sushi without someone being like, okay, guy. And by the way, this woman was feeding her boyfriend. And you could see the look in his fucking face.

like that pussy better be phenomenal because she was like feeding him on camera he was like yeah and she's like comment babe and he was like this is like oh my god it was killing me I felt so my wife was like how fucking miserable but that's

now the only thing I don't like in public especially because you see it in LA fucking with other people if you want to look like a fool on your own I'm fine with it but when they go fuck with people like at the mall like that guy that got shot they shot that that kid shot that dude because he was fuck do you know this no a dude was like in his face with the phone

and he was harassing him. I don't even know what he was saying. But finally, the dude he was harassing and pulled out a gun and fucking shot the kid in the stomach. And he got clear to all the charges, which is even better because he felt threatened.

He was like, dude, the guy kept being like, what are you gay, bro? You're fucking pussy. Oh, my God. And so the kid pulled out a gun, popped him in the stomach in the mall.

Okay, so I'm wondering about that. If you're running up on someone harassing him like that, it's like, I don't know if I will even want to bring this up. You might edit this out later. No, no. But the new dude,

the new fucking dude that I've been, Wonka put me on this dude. The last one was a dude who hit himself in a face with a hammer. Yeah, clavicular. Oh, the broke his jaw. Yeah, yeah.

On meth and shit. Insane. Yeah, so he fell off and he needs to get sober and whatever. So the new dude that I'm seeing, like, I'm trying, this is awful. This is all Wonka, by the way. Well, yeah, he, he,

Wonka, yeah. I don't know what that is. I heard the name. Am I stupid? He's a First Amendment, everything. And then he, that's such a bad feeling about this. He just yells at N-word of people or something.

Oh, he goes, what's up? You know, you're down with the First Amendment? All right, then he says the worst shit that, like, made me, like, I'm a comedian. Like, I love good jokes, whatever, made my fucking heart hurt. And I'm like, this guy is going to die. He's begging for a fight. He's going to die. But then he comes strapped, and with Mace and everything.

And he's picking these fights and shit. What state is this in? I don't know. You should delete. You should delete. Don't even let me say his name. Beep out the name if you can come back, because that's just garbage. arrested. He was arrested on

yesterday on May 11th. He was arrested after an incident in Nashville restaurant that led to him allegedly making racial comments. Yeah, that's the thing about these guys. They're trolling, the racism trolling online has gotten, because that they do, they go in public and they yell shit because they know people are going to click on it. And then they want the comments to be even worse. I'm going to click on it. I feel bad saying it, but I'm like,

I want to see it because I'm like, this is insane. That's the worst. You kind of want to watch it. It's a car accident. It was like, remember when the, um, you know it was like any of those what were those videos called? Where faces of death Ooh yeah Do you don't even know what that is?

Get that VHS You pop it in on a nice Friday night Popping the VHS It was like it was real footage of like horrific shit We did run the gauntlet Run the gauntlet It was just on the internet every This is back of the day

It was seven years ago You had to get a VHS for you You could rent it at the fucking blockbook And you go behind the 18 year older Yeah The bad The bad you rent face of death Remember that don't face the death

remember that was insane. You'd go over to your friend's house. Whoever, whichever friend was parents were... The worst. The worst, yeah. Or divorced, yeah. You were like, we gotta go to that guy's house. His dad won't care. That's like my buddy... I would have watched faces of death with you, no doubt. I love doing that, dude. And then somebody pops in a porn at some point, and you're like, what's it? And then are we all getting horny together?

Is that fine? Or... Is my uncle left this over here? We should check it out, man. First time I went over at my buddy Brian's house. We were watching porn in his basement. Everyone's, like, looking at each other, like, no, don't. Nothing? No, I'm not... No, nothing. Don't worry about it.

That's why I'm not a strip club, dude. It's like, my... Strip clubs are the weird. Did we all come here to get horny together? So weird. What's going on? Well, and then you have your one friend

who's like, the whole time has the agenda. Like, he walks in immediately, and he's like, how much of these girls do you know? Did you ask about private rooms? And you're like, oh, this dude's got it like that. Yeah. He's in on it.

Wonka loves a strip club. Longca's a big strip dog. Yeah. So every city, he's going? No, but he's always... Yeah, yeah. Hey, you want to come strip? I mean, it gets brought up.

And I'm like, no, I'm cool. How much money does Wong spend in the strip club? I don't, I'm not there with him. Last strip club I was with with, with him was probably in Fargo, North Dakota six years ago. And it was like a Tuesday night after a show. And it was just like a, you know, yeah, I don't be stepping in there. The last time I enjoyed it is when some, like, real, like, athletic girl came up. And she was, who, she was doing, like, skateboard.

I was like, hey! I started turning it. up like oh shit and she was like having fun and it was like fucking olympics she was probably a gymnast she's probably a gymnast in her previous life in olympian or something and i was like oh i was like let's turn up like do a back flip you know do a kick flip she she probably was a gymnast and had an awful coach because that's kind of what happens big possibility yeah and then she was probably like i got to go the other way yeah i'm not a huge i'm not a huge fan i'll go for the bit with friends like it's funny to me because it's kind of, I don't want to say anything diminutive, but it's,

I can say it. I don't know how to say it in the right way. I'm not, it just doesn't, I'm not, and I don't enjoy it as much. I'll go for that if everyone's there for like a big group and I have a drink and fuck around, but I want to leave pretty quickly. I don't really enjoy the if I actually look at a girl and I'm like, then I'm thinking, oh damn, you know, like, if they're not just fucking exuberant and having fun, like I'm smashing. I'm really like, oh, damn. If they're not having fun, it's tough.

Especially, man, you see a sad girl going around the pole. It's like, oh, shit. I always yell out from the time. Are you okay? Yeah. Is everything okay with you? Yeah, man. I hate it.

Welcome, Diamond. They're making a Faces of Death movie this year. Shut up. A reimagining. It's probably done an AI. Is Galcadot in that one, too? No, but it was shot on film, but it appears to be more like,

it says it's a reimagining of the night. 1978 film It seems to you it's more scripted But their barbaces of death scripted Who who's doing that Somebody named? Gotta be like Grindhouse or what's the popular horror movie Production Company

I think I was in a movie I saw you last Yeah what would you do? I was in a fucking real movie with the fucking Jiamen Hansu You know that dude from what? Yeah I was in yeah It's a feature-length film

What did you do? I had a big ass role The movie You know Came and went But it was like, I was a, I'm a SAG actor, bro. What is it called? I spent a month in the fucking, by myself, just acting with strangers, just fucking diving in.

How this happened? Director hit me up. What's up, man, big fan. Is it a dude you knew from before or no? No, I don't know. Big fan, blah, blah, blah. He's like, I make these movies, the SAW director. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Two, three, four, five, six. It's called Twisted. Twisted. There's ten of those fucking movies, by the way. Yeah, at the end, I was like, man. I was like, that was such a good experience. Let's make, like, Saw 7 and 8.

and everybody was like, there's been, saw seven, eight, nine. Yeah, I think there's 13. Yeah, sorry. I know, I met one of the producers, and I did the same thing. I was like, how many are there? He's like, 13 or something? I was like, holy shit. Yeah, I traded lines with Jiam and Hansu, like real, dramatic lines and shit.

It was fucking, it was so much fun. Were you nervous? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. And then when I found out, like, I had a lot of lines, dude, big role. And I had trouble memorizing all of them because I just came off a tour. I was super sick. I almost said no, because I, like, died of the flu.

and I was like fine let's fucking do it and I had a couple weeks because it was so last second and I sat down and like all these lights come on all these people you know it was a big big production still like real audio and all these different things going on

and then I'm like there's Jamman Hansu I'm like and then he was saying his lines I was like oh he memorized this shit too he sat down and did this for me just like you yeah just like me so like yeah shout out to him a lot of fun he was cool

how did the movie do does it look good it didn't do great. How do you know how it does? Is it rating? Is it rating? What was it on tomatoes? On IMDB, it's a 4-5. Hey, hey. Out of 10, which isn't bad. 4-5 out of 6. Bro, I had people think said some good shit about me. I'm trying to, I like that.

We should support more movies. I could go to sleep at night and then work up and wake during the day. Yeah. The touring shit is like a little bit after like a month. But you're done then. So no more touring now. I'm going to work this record. I'm going to tour this. record and then I don't know you'll be right back at it I don't know man that's what it is we'll see this is the love of your life I have scripts like and I know people that like I got like well I hope that comes to fruition I'm just saying you're such a good musician and such a

good uh performer it'd be I think your fans would be bummed to see you not perform again for a while yeah that's just the way it is I'm sorry man that you've been given this gift I apologize but I try so hard though it's such a yeah but that's good yeah go tell that to any pro athlete that's fucking breaks their shit every night for 20 years. Yeah. They try hard. The fans deserve to see them give the gift that they're so great at. That's why I fucking go ham.

I'm like, I can't believe all these people here. But that's why your shows are so fucking good. So, yes, golden handcuffs, my guy. What else would you be doing if you weren't doing? Painting. Sure. Pottery. You don't think...

Gardening. You would be at home at some point going... Man, I've already made new songs. Like, I like sitting down and making... making new songs. Yeah. But bro, I mean, I could make a song. Some songs took me like the very last song in this record.

I'm gonna give it to you. But it's like, it took me six years to make. I made five or six different beats for it. All these, it had to be perfect. And I've been thinking about this idea for so long. Very emotional, very fucking, it's crazy. What are we talking about? The art you're gonna make.

Oh, oh yeah. Yeah, the song. So, uh. Garden of Eden. It took, yeah, it took forever. I want you to hear it or whatever. And so I was like, I'm not gonna do that. for a long time.

I said what I didn't need to say. It's a final, how I end the record is crazy. But then, you know, and that, it took a long time to make, but then, like, as I'm in my record cycle and stuff and we're promoting things, I'm already starting to make new songs. Yeah, it's going to happen.

And some songs only take me, like, a day to make, and then I have to promote it. Then it takes, like, that's the quickest part. Right. We've got a music video, everything else, and then promoting it will take, I would say, like, making the, Garden of Eden took a long time.

but other songs I would say 98% of my time and effort goes into not even making the songs I hate that shit well get ready I just want to make the song because that's what acting is and that's what our business is most of our business is waiting for something it's either waiting for it to happen then when you get it you got to wait to do the thing and then even when you're doing the thing you're still waiting most

of the day and it's the same bullshit oh wait wait wait just wait no I know I mean I've done I've done a movie and I've done music videos for a long time so I know that it's laborious yeah yeah but if you love it it's gonna be worth it you give me a piece will you paint me a piece for my house

I have I'm sitting on a lot of them will you pay what would you have one that's big that I can put up somewhere big in my house yes for real because I have a wall that's empty and I have I try to put something on it multiple times there's nothing that looks good right there my paintings are the shit and they look good in houses

give me someone yeah give me something and how much you charge they're really expensive I'll give them to you for free see you hear that that's how you get it for free you bully your friends on your podcast to go you wouldn't charge me for it so you wouldn't charge me for that shit man how much is that all these cameras set up you wouldn't charge we wouldn't yeah you can have it for free

you wouldn't do that to me would you uh ladies and gentlemen I want you to do me a big favor get in the comments and also get on Instagram and all the social media platforms and tag prof and bully him is this over into yes because you did seven hours with Bert

because Bert and Bert made you do seven and a half hours We don't ride like that Well we get to go now we get to go kick it for a little bit And go online and bully him And get on there and say If you ever quit performing and quit coming to my city I'll find you That's already happening right now

Well good I hope it continues because we can't have great artists And great performers Stop We'll see about that bitch Okay well Joe our editor please put up Proff's home address right here We're going to put it up right here in the middle please send mail and all sorts of

don't threats and don't show up at his house we've got to people do that before but I love you the record depending on when this episode comes out we're going to negotiate it but hopefully the record will be coming out right after this so the record release date once again is June 26th

so June 26 please 626262626 626 26 26 26 2 6 626 2 626 2 would you ever make a musical no Okay.

Yeah. Good question, though. It is a good question. Because he's a first tell artist. Not just rap. He does it all? Hate musicals. Yeah, really? Hate them. Christine?

Yeah, even Phantom? He knows. Who the fuck is acting and then just breaks out in his song? No, no, no, but it's not that kind of song. See, some musicals are dark. Christine! Yeah. By the way, I bought...

I need to sing now! By the way, I bought eight tickets. Eight tickets the other day to go to Phantom of the Opera to take my wife's family when they come into town. Man, I hope they don't hear this because it's supposed to be a surprise. When are they going to... It's in July. I can't podcast, man. You can't say shit.

Just bleep it. No, no, it's fine. But I'm going to take them to see Phantom of the Opera. And I have not been to a play or a... In forever. The tickets are hilariously expensive. To a degree where you're like, where does this money go? My girl said,

It's a horrible show in Minneapolis Out of nowhere. Like, bad seats, $400. $500 for bad seats. Bad seats. By the way, when we got on there, my wife, I was like, well, how much are, I'll just let's, I'll buy them.

My six. And she goes, well, it's eight tickets. I go, where are they? What is it? She clicks on it. Dude, the stub hubber ticket master link, put me down in like the center pit, you know, the whatever, center pit.

As soon as I hovered the mouse over it, I was like, what about the other ones that are down over here? The middle seats, the middle seats in like nine or ten rows away from the stage. Not even super close. I mean, that's close, but even there was, I want to say it was, what, what, six, no, yeah, $6.75 a seat or something like that. That's before the taxes and fees on the shit. Oh, let me spend.

Oh, yeah, I'll go to a show, spend $5,500. I think I would have been out $6 grand or something like that. I was like, you know, what if we... For a fucking play! I was like, what if we went outside and asked people how it was? Play's got to be rich people only shit. It is. They know.

The only people coming to this motherfucker are all multi-millionaires. Have money. It was crazy. What is it? You looking it up? Yeah, I was trying to... The average row where we were in to get eight in a row. That was the other problem.

You can't get eight seats in a fucking roll. So that's how many I wanted, because it'll put me out. I did four. And it's $1,027 per ticket. Per ticket. Yeah, no doubt. Dude, what are we talking about? I was like, I don't think that's that good of a play.

I don't know. I mean, the hair and makeup must be phenomenal. Do you guys want to see a movie? Yeah. Yeah. How about let's go to a movie? Also, movies, $80 to a ticket now in LA. Go to the Beverly.

Go to the Beverly. Go to the Beverly. Support local art and support this artist because we love him. Your femurs are so long. Kids got big fiends. Can you squat without falling down? Brother, I could see how much I see. I'd be squatting.

These things, I got good trees. Yeah, they look good. Your knees looks thick, yeah. You look great. You look good. You look good. Big boy legs. Yeah.

I've seen you clothesless. Before we go, my manager, Mike, walked in on Ron White changing at the fucking show. Really? Oh, it's okay, brother. It's okay, brother. Hey, man, that's all right. You ever seen a dick before. He said, oh, you, yeah, you see my crooked, skinny cock.

Ron White. There you go. Shot at the Ron Wright, a living legend amongst us. Wait, Mike walked in, and what did he say? Oh, my God. Oh, shit. We were backstage in Tony's fucking place. Come kicking back here.

And then we went back there and Ron White was changing with the door open, and he just walked around it and right in there. I remember he said one time he was talking about having one of those Japanese toilets at the store. And then afterward, it was either a door guy or someone who was like, that Japanese toilet thing is, that's so cool. And he goes, yeah, I got him in every bathroom in my house. I was like, yeah, you do, dude.

Of course you do, Ron White. He used to get hammered at the store. He's sober now. but he used to get hammered at the store and he would, this is my favorite bit, he would pull, he'd get a door guy and he'd be like, you drive my car, drive me home. So the door guy would then have to go ask, hey man, can I, I have to leave. And by the way, the other door guys were like, no, fuck that.

I'm not covering your shit, fuck you. And he'd be like, I got to Ron, you have to answer to the headliner, right? So Ron would make them, because he wanted his car at his house. He didn't want to drink and drive. God bless Ron White, no drinking and driving. But he would make one of them drive and then they'd find a ride home from another guy or whatever. It was just a domino effect?

Yeah, dude, it fucked everything. Well, I was like he didn't know. I mean, Ron was probably to know, hey, I'll call you an Uber. He just wanted to drive home. But then some guys would say, Ron would, if he got on with, he would be like, hey, come inside for a minute. And he would invite the door guys as they'd just sit around and talk. But you'd talk until Ron was done talking.

Right. So what if it was three in the morning? I felt that same thing. Like, we were back there and, you know, he was about to go on. And we were like, everybody stays still until he's done talking. He just, dude, he's commands. Yeah. He's a commander.

He's a commander. He's a commander. And you're my commander. You are my son, my moon, and my stars. And I love you, and I'm happy that I get to see you again. That was cool. I couldn't, I can't believe we went that long without seeing each other. He was a little stupid.

Let's never do that again. We'll never do that again. We end the show the same way. You look at it to that camera and say one word or one phrase to end the episode. Or one plug. Good time, boy. On sale now. I hate selling shit.

Say something else. Can I talk to my younger self? Yeah. Don't worry. it's not chunks of her vagina, it's just toilet paper in your mouth. In here, we pour whiskey,

whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You were that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's abugals. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Ginger's, oh hell now.

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