Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Riff Raff

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

On the show this week Santino sits down the iced out king of chaos and confusion Riff Raff! Will the hip hop maverick convince Santino to grow a million dollar mullet? Is he gonna buy a baby panther? Who knows? Tune in an enjoy! #riffraff #whiskeyginger #andrewsantino #podcast ========================================= SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SQUARESPACE Get that site up and running now! 10% off your order https://squarespace.com/whiskey BESPOKE POST PROMO CODE: Whiskey for 20% off your first box https://boxofawesome.com OMAHA STEAKS PROMO CODE: Whiskey for $30 Off Your Order https://omahasteaks.com AURA FREE 14 DAY TRIAL https://aura.com/whiskey ========================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast/ https://twitter.com/whiskeyginger_ Produced and edited by Joe Faria IG: @itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What up, Whiskey and Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. If it's your first time joining the show, welcome to the show. Man, we got a good one. Riff Raff is in the house. The king of chaos and confusion himself. The iced out god. Riff Raff is on the show. So funny, so cool.

I am on the road again. I'm out there with Bobby Lee. Go to badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com. We are all over the place. We're adding dates. Go to badfriendspod.com to check us out. That's enough rambling from me. Let's go to that episode. In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. You are that creature in the ginger beard.

Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse gingers are beautiful you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and 75 dollars for the horse gingers oh hell no this whiskey is excellent ginger i like gingers ladies and gentlemen welcome back to whiskey junior my guest today is one of my favorite people on earth i say that for all my guests when i meet him once again today it's riff-raff in the mother... I can't say the F word. Yeah. It's too early.

In the house. And cheers to the riff-raff. Cheers, baby. A little bit of whiskey. Be careful, dude. I don't know. Sounds expensive. I ain't drank in a couple weeks now. Oh, really?

Well, welcome. Welcome back. That face. That face. Does it hit you right here? Right in the lymph nodes? Oh, man, it's coming back around. Hits you in the lymph nodes.

It's coming back around. It's making a loop. Yeah, yeah. It's doing a, what is it called? Wall slide with a skateboard on the back of my U-turn. Yeah, man, a little wall ride. Let's make a U-turn. Let me go over here.

Yeah, get that. Got more than my Freemans. I don't know if I'm sponsored by these guys yet. Yeah, yeah, but it's all good. Delicious. What if I am? Maybe you are. Have a little Celsius on the side.

Oh, this is star fruit. Is that good? I thought this... Here, put it on here. You can put it down below you. I had one of these, though. Mandarin marshmallow. Is that good?

It's pretty good. Chinese marshmallow. That's my nickname for Bobby Lee, my best friend. Oh, Mandarin marshmallow? Mandarin marshmallow, yeah. Mandarin marshmallow. He is kind of a little Mandarin marshmallow. He's busy today?

Yeah, he's honestly sleeping, if anything. Okay. What does he do other than sleep? I don't know. I've seen him a few times. I mean, I've seen y'all chop it up. Yeah, he's honestly sleeping, if anything. Okay. What does he do other than sleep? I don't know. I've seen him a few times. I mean, I've seen y'all chop it up. I don't know where he's at. Chinese guys sleep a lot.

He's Korean, but... Nocturnal? Yeah, he is a nocturnal animal. He probably stays up all night, four or five in the morning playing video games. Okay. You do this, video games? No, man.

Life, I don't got time for games. I'm trying to get my production on stage proper and whatnot like we just talked about yeah i'm like i'm keeping shit like that i gotta i gotta i'm trying to get my things in order are you on tour right now no no no i took a year off i'm building a new tour with my band, my Synthwave band, Jody and the High Rollers. So I'm just like taking the time to get that stage set proper. Get it perfect. Got to.

The budgets aren't, what I see for musicians is nuts. What you put into stage shows. I mean, sometimes you end up breaking even. That's crazy to me. But if you want to have that good stage show, you got to set it to the stage where it's like, this is the level that I'm at. So this isn't 1,500 people room.

I'm trying to do 3,000 people rooming up. And sometimes you have to pay to go on tour with somebody just so you can show that this is my level of stage production. That's wild. I mean, I just know that that's what you got to do. Do you put all the stage and all the stage work, this is what's always interesting about comics and musicians and live performers.

Some people let someone else plan everything. Do you plan your own stage stuff, like all the visuals? If I try to do, I've learned this. There has to be a Spielberg. It can't be, you can't be the player coach. If I'm coming in, finding, finding if it's me finding someone to do this this this this and then i'm trying to tell my vision to somebody and make them work work like this it doesn't work like that you got to find somebody who's already previously done it for

somebody else yeah and you got attracted to that and hopefully if that's your favorite person or production team or whether in that same thing production or photographer videographer you if you try to just mimic somebody or you're trying to coach someone to be something it's never gonna work it's gotta kind of you you can't you can't you aren't gonna you can't just wait for it yeah but you can't just try to mimic it because then you'll be so stressed out trying to play ball the player and the coach. Yeah. You forget. You don't end up loving the game as much.

Yeah, you got to let somebody else do it. So that's why you end up sometimes breaking even money-wise. But in the end, it'll pay off. It pays off. It pays off. By the way, this is no cap in my conversation right now. I also want a Ferrari. I want a Ferrari. You want?

I'll help you. You got to get, which one would you get? I don't know, man. Honestly, I've driven a bunch of different ones. But when I was listening to your song, I was like, God, I want a Ferrari. So it's like everything about it makes me like, God damn, I do want a Ferrari so bad. The hard top drop tops I found at the four. I mean, like the 488 Pista. I love that. so it's like everything about it makes me like god damn i do want a ferrari so bad for the hard top drop tops i found it the four i mean like 488 pista i love that the the the the lamborghini

event store the i mean those are great cars hard top drop top it's very long it's super long and it's wide it's very low the ferraris are i feel like when you're on the highway and you're driving for it just like this is what it's the dirt and you're driving the Ferrari, it's just like, this is what, It's the dirtiest. This is what Harrison Ford was feeling like. This is what Tom Cruise was feeling like when he was filming.

Exactly. And after he was done filming Days of Thunder and he was, you know, whipping down the highways. You look a little bit better in a drop top though. I got to keep myself out of the sun for all these reasons.

You got to let that mullet grow. You want to do it? Just get it back here Come on Yeah I know Theo's been telling me that He's like grow it out dude Put it down

Put it low Yeah Wrap it around your neck dude Just let it grow Yeah I know Let it drip down I had a mini mullet I saw some pictures

Somebody was sending me Some pictures They were like Damn your mullet's growing Cause this is you two years ago I was like damn It was too short back then But what's the next hairstyle

Now though I mean With this million dollar mullet See It's a mullet But also this is two years ago. I was like, damn. It was too short back then. But what's the next hairstyle now, though? I mean, with this million-dollar mullet. See, it's a mullet, but also it's long enough that I can get it braided. Oh, yeah, you can braid the mullet. So, yeah. So, I mean, I can do any style. Have you insured that?

You should insure your hair. Million-dollar mullet. I mean, you might as well. It's worth it. It's multi-million-dollar mullet. Could you imagine if someone in the middle of the night came and cut your hair? Don't say stuff like that.

Don't do it. People at home, don't even try it. Please don't do that. Good Lord, please Lord, please protect Riff Raff. Do not do that. The mullet. I'm not worried about me. Just protect the hair? Just the million dollar mullet? Just keep it safe? Got me shaking in my damn whiskeys. Shaking in my whiskey

sours now. You think I could pull off some ice in my mouth like that? Shaking in my whiskey sours now. You think I could pull off some ice in my mouth like that? We had people reach out to us to go get fitted. TV Johnny. That's what I said. TV Johnny is my dentist. Johnny Dang? Is that who it is?

Yeah. I think they reached out to us to go over there, and we never had a chance. What about you? Huh? You want him to, he'll fly to you, put the mold in your mouth, and then you design it, and then he, that's who I trust to make sure that the setting is right. But you already had nice teeth. My teeth are all cracked and chipped up. I went to Columbia to get my teeth.

And you got them fixed. Yeah? They shave them down, right? One day, no. To like little nubs and all that? No? They don't do that? In Columbia, the doctor I have, and there's probably a few, but Dr. Montoya,

you fly out there one day. You fly out there one night. Next morning, you're checking at 8 a.m. Yeah. They super clean all your teeth in between, and then they put this almost like porcelain on your teeth, and you're holding your mouth open, and they paint on your teeth. It's like... your mouth open and they like paint. It's like a paint on your teeth.

It's like. Like a top layer, like a sheen. Yeah, like they paint on it. So it's like, yeah. And then it like around the back and then it's like this UV light. So it's like hard, you know what I mean? And then it like hardens like cement. So they don't need to shave you down at all?

No. So then by light and then it takes about five hours. And then I've had these for like five years. Wait, then you never have to do them again or no? You got to do them again. I mean, I'm going to go back in a few years and get them like redone or super clean. But I mean, I drink coffee. I smoke.

It doesn't stain it. I mean, I brush my teeth every day and I floss every day. I floss every time I eat. It doesn't stain it. I mean, I brush my teeth every day, and I floss every day. I floss every time I eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, I didn't start super flossing and making my teeth stay clean until I got my teeth, and I was like, oh, shit, I'm going to fuck these up. Right, right, right. It's like getting in a nice car, and now you're like, I'm going to clean it every day.

Yeah, and it fix your cavities while you're there. Dude, shout out to this dude. Yeah. What was his name? Guantanamera? Guantanamera. Dr. Montoya. Dr. Montoya.

Shout out to Dr. Montoya down there in Columbia. Get yourself a bump and get your teeth fixed. Dude, he'll get you right. Just a little. He'll get you right. Nice and cleaned up. One day. No surgery.

What about, did he numb you all? You have to be numbed up for it? No? You can just sit in the chair. Yeah. That's wild to me. That's nuts. Yeah.

I don't like going to the regular dentist when they numb you up. I hate going to the dentist. I hate because of that. Stab you in the mouth. Because you don't want to deal with that. Mm-hmm. That's why you hate it. Start dreading it, walking around, pacing around.

But now you can't get cavities in these things, right? Because they're kept off. I mean, right. But my back, it's evil to eventually start getting a cavity. And then I'll go to the dentist here. But I'm about to go back again to him down in Columbia. Yeah. And get them all.

Just get it. Because I only got, like, like, when he did, he does, like, 20 teeth. Like, 10 front and 10 back. But not every single tooth. But he could do in the back. So now I'm going to go back and get everything. Get the back done. Got to.

Head to toe. You got to. I got to ask you. You were born in the Midwest, but you were raised in the South, right? No, I was born in Katy, Texas. In Katy. Did you ever live in the Midwest? Yeah, I lived.

Well, yeah, my dad, my family ended up moving up to, Minnesota when I was like in 10th grade and I lived there up in Minnesota like Duluth area kind of like this small town called Meadowlands Toivolo Meadowlands and it was a charter school

it was way in the middle of the country I lived there for like 2 years and I just couldn't deal with it no more you'll be in Texas until you die now Carter Square is way in the middle of the country, out in the middle of nowhere. And I lived there for like two years now. I just couldn't deal with it no more. I moved back to Texas. You'll be in Texas until you die now. No, I live in Florida. Really?

Yeah, I've been living in Florida. But you keep a place in Texas? No, no, no. But I was actually looking at land out there, like 20 acres, 40 acres, and thinking about making a riffraff ranch. Riffraff ranch. Yeah. What would take place there?

I'd get some stallion horses. Yeah. How many? What are we talking? Five, six, seven? Well, first, I got to learn about horses. I don't know anything about them. I don't know if you go one male horse and then you get other female horses or if you

get, I got to learn. I don't know how many you can get because I don't want them fighting or being territorial and stuff like that. You get too many males that are going to fight and kill. So I know that for sure. So I don't know if you get a little baby boy horse, a little semi-stallion,

and then you get a little baby girl one and maybe they grow up together and let them learn life as however, and they're just flourishing, you know? Right. Like let them just grow up together and know each other. Figure out the world together. Right.

There's a movie. And then I have those two horses, and then if they end up having kids, then they know all the horses that are on the property, and it's their land. Maybe it's that. I think that's what it is. Have you ever seen wild horses?

You know, a boy and a girl, so they're with each other like Noah's Ark. Yeah. And then let them just kind of like have the 20 acres land and see where that goes. But, I mean, I think I want to have, I got to have my huskies there. Yeah. And then let them just kind of like have the 20 acres land and see where that goes. But I mean, I think I want to have, I got to have my huskies there. Yeah. You know.

How many? Well, I mean, I have two. I can't be responsible for no more dogs. But at Riff Raff Ranch, you could have so many. I know. But I think what I would do, I would maybe get some goats to trim up the hedges. Yep. They're in there.

That's God's lawnmower. What I would do is, I'd have my two huskies, my huskies, I have a husky and a sheba. Frosty and Holly. And then, but, I would get the two baby horses and let them raise them and get, cause when the animal is,

the animal that's older is around the baby animal. The baby animal is, all they know is what the world has presented to them right so they don't know about like oh I'm gonna attack

this animal or I'm gonna fight or I'm gonna they're like they treat them basically as mom like they're because they're

learning from them so the huskies could be like you know they'll always know the huskies yeah so they'll be like

the parents but they'll have their own way and then maybe some what are we talking? Anything exotic? Yeah, like maybe...

I'll get a baby panther. Panther would be so dope. Too dangerous? No, no, no, no, no, no. Acclimate. Let it acclimate to the surroundings. Baby, yeah, baby. Yeah, maybe like a little...

What else would I get there? You could get like a tiger. It's a lot. Now I gotta get a handler. Now it's like the production thing where it's like I gotta- No, but you got four people out there with you. Pay one of those guys.

Oh, God. What about the big dude? He could do it. He could handle it. Now we gotta have, now we gotta build extra guest house. Yeah, sure, you do. You know.

But that's how it goes. That's how it goes. Look, like we went to Graceland. We were at Elvis's house. Yeah. He started with a humble little home. He bought that house for like $2 and eighty thousand or that I think they said and then he built a Racquetball court in the back because he loved racquetball so much and that was more than the cost of the house

It was like 270 grand Something like that because he loved racquetball so much and no one was building racquetball courts And then he kept adding and adding stuff and then there was the barn and all the land. And he would shoot guns into his old, he'd stand up on his patio and shoot guns in this old like carriage house. And then so he just decided to make half of it his daddy's office and then half of it for target practice. And multiple times when you go there, you can see where all the stray bullets hit.

And they hit like his kids slide. There's bullets all through the kid's playground. I mean, he would do it while they hit like his kid's slide. There's bullets all through the kid's playground. I mean, he would do it while they were on the playground. Elvis. Easy, Elvis. Is that true? No, no, they weren't on the playground,

but he would shoot at, but there was playground, but there were bullets on the slide and all that. He wouldn't do it while they were there. I love old stories about it. Elvis loved to clap off. But he would invite the cops, people, the neighbors would say there's too much gun. Because at the time, I guess it was spread out in Memphis, and there wasn't that many people around him.

But people would call because they'd hear a lot of gunshots ringing out. And the cops would come, and he would just say, you want to come shoot? Well, hell, I'm going to go. I'll slide off quick nine with Elvis. Yep. We're going to go right over there, ma'am. We'll be at the top. We'll be on top of this.

We'll take care of it, Clarice. Don't you worry about it. We'll be over there. Don't you fret there, missy. We'll go over there and wrangle up Mr. Presley. Don't you fret, little lady. And then they leave and they go like this. Let's get them, boys.

Give me that nine iron. They're going to play golf yeah hit this one hey yeah hey elvie what do they call him nickname l big l hey hey press berries hey press clink and he hits well with the putter and then i was like watch this i'm all shook up boys every time you should make a song about that i don't know man oh man i'm a teddy bear i'm a teddy oh man i love me some elvis the stories are wild about that dude what he could take down like the meals he was doing like 30 000 calorie meals apparently you just eat and the dude loved to eat every morning in the same breakfast chair and he would smash a pack of bacon a pack of bacon that dude wasn't fucking

around make the whole pack. Smash it. Presley. Presley, dog. That's the Presley way. Eat press. Eat press. You never, you were, I read that you were a hooper, by the way. I didn't know. Yeah. Do you still hoop at all? Yeah, every day. Every day? Yeah, I bring a basketball with me on tour.

Now, who do you play with, though? These guys? I'll go find a gym by myself sometimes. You play pickup? If I'm in your city, you can see me at the gym shooting jumpers. DM. Don't ask me to play. Get the game on. Don't ask me to run full court.

Just start shagging them fly balls and just throw it right back to me and let me shoot some three-pointers. Maybe I'll have a three-point shootout with you. Are you still nasty? Yeah, I can shoot. You're nasty. A little bit of something. When you were young, what were you? Yeah, I can shoot. You're nasty. A little bit of something. What were you, when you were young, what were you?

Two guard. A two. Yeah. I played in Minnesota. Yeah. When I was a sophomore and junior, I was on the Minnesota Elite and Minnesota Select. Ooh. That was like top 20 basketball players in the state.

Damn. And that was a thousand years ago. Yeah, but so what? That's right. Think about it, though. I could still play in the state. Damn. And that was a thousand years ago. Yeah, but so what? Think about it, though. I could still play in the NBA. Or maybe in a... A D-League? G-League?

I don't know how to get into leagues like that, but I need to try. I need to start hoping for some type of league overseas. I want to go overseas. What about charity shit?

Do you do charity leagues? No. That's what I want to do. Or made up my mind for the last two minutes. Give it to me. I want to do. I made up my mind the last two minutes. Give it to me. I want to play overseas for a team.

Okay. What country should I play for? I think you could play Wuhan. China's got, they just have a new team developing in Wuhan right now.

Very nice. Get over there, bro. I'm going. Yeah, Wuhan, China. I actually have a new song that's called Neon Hong Kong. Neon Hong Kong.

That's not China. No, no, no. It's Hong Kong. It's right. They have a basketball team. They do. Oh, I'm going to play for maybe Hong Kong. But also, I might be playing for China, so don't mark my words.

Don't mark his words. But Hong Kong, they are accepting. I know fashion is crazy in Japan. Yeah, Japan is. I want to go, I feel like. You'd fit right, they'd love you, bro.

Neon Hong Kong. Well, Tokyo, what about, what about. I'll drift my ass over to Tokyo any day of the week. You think they'll let me drive cars over there? No, bro.

Nah, nah. Uh-uh. Why not? They won't let me drive? Too tall. They have a height limit. Are you serious? You're 5'10 and up.

You can't drive a car. You gotta be under 5'10 to drive a car in Japan. That's just how it goes. Are you serious? Yeah, man. What? They're just afraid

of your height. You know, your height is too intimidating in a car. Yeah, you can slouch, but cars aren't that big. You're too big, man. Damn.

What do they got? They got cars. They got Lexuses and... They do, but they're made smaller over there. Damn. We do they got? They got cars. They got Lexuses and... They do, but they're made smaller over there. Damn. We have an extended car because the States is so long. Everybody out there has tiny little cars.

Yeah, man. Facts are facts. Japan, tiny car people. Real tiny. You think they'll let me... Trucks are illegal. You can go to federal prison if you import a truck over there. Japanese are strict with the way that they live, dude.

I got to play for one of those teams. I'll play so good, they'll want me to have a truck over there. They'll go, get Refrafka a truck. They'll get you a truck, man. They'll import it just for you. He's that important. He's that big of a deal. I'm important.

I'm importing important. You're important important You're important You're importantly important You think they'll let me Play two guard over there No Shit I think you'd have to play

Probably You'd have to play Four or five Like a four or five switch Do you think they'll let me Play over there I wanna see the I gotta

Now I'm gonna I'm gonna start looking up How to play overseas How to play Japanese ball Yep Well the difference over there They take lunch breaks In the middle of the game.

No way! Yeah, halftime, they actually eat. Lunch balls? Yeah. Are those illegal too? No, no, no. Well, they call it

the dumpling dip and they all sit down and there's a bowl in the middle of half court and they all dip little dumplings. Huh? Everybody's sweating though.

They have towels everywhere. There's so many towels. So is that half court, center court? Center court, they do the dumpling dip and and everybody gets a dumpling, and then they eat that. With the sweaty little grease, like with dirty hands after doing this?

No, you have somebody that you've never seen a towel boy before out there? There's a little dude that comes with a towel, and they wipe you. You put your arms out. Kind of like when they delouse you when you get in prison in the old days. Is it a different towel for each person, or it's just like kind of? Share a towel, share a towel. Ah, gross. A towel per team.

It's like a cheap spa place. Yeah. We walk around with your bare feet. You ever been to these Korean spas? One time and I'll tell you what. How fun. Reverse fun. Why?

It didn't make you feel good? I walked into this place one time and they're like, oh, it's like this big place and it's like all neon lights in the front. So I'm like, this must be like a luxury level of like spa thing you pay and it's like 200 to go in and it's like a co-ed thing so you're like oh shit this is gonna be sick this is like five years ago it was in georgia yeah and atlanta or somewhere outside of atlanta yeah and go in there and then you go in and you're like oh this is gonna be like exclusive and i'm talking about you i went in there and they then you go in, and you're like, oh, this is going to be exclusive. And I'm talking about, I went in there, and they told you, oh, take off your shoes.

It's like, take off your shoes, take off your shoes. I'm like, that's not a spa talk. Uh-uh. They don't tell you that at the Wynn in Vegas. They said do whatever you want. They give you sandals and say, this way, sir. And they open up the door, and they don't pop you with a towel after you walk past. Right.

I go in this place, They take off your shoes. And I'm looking at the floor and it looks like Wendy's, Carl's Jr. floor. Like the orange pop tart block. Yeah, like the fucking sunburnt orange, greasy. The grout is like charcoal colored. It's like, but it was supposed to be white. Yeah, it was white. They hose it down every night.

It's murky and slimy. They're telling me to walk on it. It's like the rubber floors with the holes in it. I'm like, there's no way that y'all clean this properly every day. I turned around and left. There was people I could see them. I'm not lying. They said co-ed, and it's all men in a hot tub

and I can smell just the sports ointment from like 100 feet yards away they need all that balm I can smell 100 feet from 100 yards away all you see is

I'm guessing these guys they got off work and they didn't go home and shower and be like, I'm going to go for a nice spa. They're like, you know what? I don't, I just got off work. Let me go shower in the public man spa. Take a dip. Get out of there.

Yeah, that's nasty. But there's better, you got to have a good experience, man. Those are, there's way better experiences than that. Yeah. You get that, you went to somewhere, I don't know who suggested it. Yeah, all the good experience ones, I just won't tell nobody because. They're not allowed to know. Then I'd have, then everybody know we're all the cool ones.

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Out here Yeah a guy cleaning The men's locker room And I was in the tub And I was Butt ass naked And I was letting it float I was feeling good

And he kept cleaning By the tub He kept coming by He kept coming by. He kept coming by. And then he came up to me. He said, do you want some water? Uh-oh. I said, no, no, no.

I'm in water. I'm okay. Got enough water over here. You want a little bit of water? You want a cup of water? I said, I'm okay. Thank you. Five minutes later.

Any water, sir? Finally, I said, get in here. So I made him quit his job sight unseen drop the drop the broom and came in the hot tub with me and we drank water in the hot tub for about an hour and a half together nice well what they got in this stuff what's in these whiskey sours right it's just good old-fashioned whiskey no i had but you, but you know what? It was weird. He kept looking at me in the hot tub, and I was like, how does this dude not know? I know what you're doing, dude.

Just get out of here. Maybe he got the job so he could do stuff like that. Creeping. Yeah, he was creeping. Yeah, he was creeping. He was creeping real hard. I wonder what jobs people get so they can do whatever. Creepy shit?

I don't know. Yeah, whatever they want. I mean, what job would you be doing if you weren't doing what job you're doing? Where would Riff Raff be? Probably like running an animal sanctuary or something. Like running it? Maybe just making sure that it's ran properly. Not like tigers or nothing like that.

I think prey animals. Ah. Animals that were maybe abused or something. Keep them protected. Yeah. You always been an animal dude? Were you like this as a kid? Was this always your thing?

I remember when I was a kid, the first time somebody tried to take me fishing, and it was at my grandparents' house, and then they were like, you just get this bucket, and you put a worm on it, and I didn't like putting the worm on the thing i thought it would be fun and they're like you know just stab it in it's still moving and i tried to stab it into it and it started squirming around

and i was like i don't think the and i was like four years old five years old i was like something didn't feel right i don't think the worm wants to go on the hook you know and then i think i eventually grabbed a dead one and pushed it in there i could hear it pop like you know when you put your earring in well i don't know if you have a ear but it's like when you pop if you ever got ear pierced or if you have to push the hole back in you feel the pop it's like out you know what i mean but i felt like it was pop but i was four years old i didn't ever have my ear pierced before. But you knew what, something, I was like,

that shouldn't have went in there. And then I went fishing and they were like, when the fish tugs on it, yank. And I was like, okay, that's it.

And I did it and I'm just kind of going through the motion of what they're telling me and I yanked and I pulled it out and I remember, since I was a kid, I have a very vivid memory

of certain things. You know what I mean yeah so I pulled it out of the water my brain immediately said to me when you yanked the hook went through this fish

and I it was hooked through the fish's mouth and the hook was coming out of its eye and I got a sick feeling to my stomach and I'm four years old

and I just did the thing with the worm and I'm looking at this fish and I'm looking at it and it's like has its mouth open it's like and it's trying I could tell whatever we're feeling out here in the air and how we would be underwater that's how this fish feels if I my head was being held underwater sure and I saw that and I like tried to yank it out and it the hook didn't come all the way out at first. And I'm looking at the fish in its eye, and I'm like, I think I just dropped it and, like, didn't want to do it. Yeah. And then the fish was, like, by the water.

We eventually got the hook out and pushed it back in, and it's, like, little gill had stabbed my finger, and I'm, like, bleeding. And this is, like, all in a period of, like, five minutes. And so then there was other fish that my cousins had got and they were in a bucket and they were like, okay, you have to take a fish and try to grab it by the tail so it doesn't stick you with the scale and put it on the rock and hit it with the other rock. And I was like, I don't think we're supposed to be doing this. By now, I'm probably crying. Right. I remember this was just really traumatic and I didn't want to stick around to see the hitting with the rock. Uh-uh.

Yeah. There was a kid in the neighborhood that did that. Yeah, so all that, like, I just didn't think that that was for me. Yeah, you don't eat meat or fish or anything? Right, but, you know, not like since that day I've never eaten any. No, I mean, growing up and people putting hamburger in front of your face and like, this is what you're supposed to eat this is dinner like you don't really end up thinking about all of that you know yeah and i think like i said i don't know it's it's gets complicated yeah sure well

yeah there's layers we have 50 of like 100 pairs of leather shoes now and i still sometimes i'll buy something like a pair of glasses and then then the, the case has leather on it. And I'm like, oh shit. This didn't, it, I feel like there could, there could be other materials that don't need to be leather that are high end.

You know what I mean? I think that there's high end, there could be futuristic fabrics that aren't, that are fireproof, waterproof. Yeah. Feel better. Don't,

don't absorb the heat. Like, I feel like there's so much other things, you know, and then like the Ferrari has leather in it. And after I bought heat like I feel like there's so much other things you know and then like the Ferrari has leather in it and after I bought it

I'm like okay I'm like you know which one did you buy 488 the Pista no no

it's the Spyder the Spyder yeah hard top dry top yeah but you know does that bum you out

then with that stuff with the leather stuff are you like you could replace it right yeah exactly but me replacing it it's the like the hammer's already done type thing. Yeah, it is done. You know?

I mean, that's very conscious of you. Yeah, you know, and I've always just been like conscious, self-conscious, like thinking, like sometimes overthinking. But it's like, I'm just here. Yeah, you're just trying. I do my best. i always hated fishing as a kid too i never well i never liked fishing i like to eat fish but man i never liked to fish when i was a kid i had one of those things that you just said we were under a bridge there was

a new bridge being built and we used to go down by these like they were like cement blocks that have been placed out for temporary to break up the river right and we were in were in this, on this, we would hold on to the bottom of this bridge and get out to the middle block that you couldn't get to unless you cut through the water. And this kid had caught like a bullhead or something like that. And I'll never forget, he was a big dude. He's probably three or four years older than us. And he was wild upstairs.

Do you know what I mean? There was a lot of loose trash upstairs. And he was wild upstairs. Do you know what I mean? There was a lot of loose trash upstairs. And he was laughing and he was holding the fish and putting it in younger kids' faces. And then he turned and he threw it against the wall, against like one of the embankments, as hard as he could. And it like exploded. And I remember watching it.

It almost was in slow motion. And it made me sick and I thought I was going to throw up, but I was scared to throw up in front of everybody you know what i mean when you're a little kid and they're gonna be a thing at school for three months right and i was holding it in but i but i have to have in those moments of like like it was coming up and i was i was begging god i was like please don't let me throw up in front of all these kids that'll be the end of it yeah but it stuck with me like vibrated in my mind as like i can't believe i did that yeah it's weird when you see stuff like that as a kid that you're like you'll never take it away

right it's like i saw a bum on the subway peeing when i was a kid yeah he was just shit face peeing all over the subway and everybody else on you know looks forward pretends like they don't see anything yeah but it like vividly something's wrong yeah yeah something was wrong yeah yeah when those things happen when you're a kid you're like uh you either utilize them later in life kind of how you do or you like shut them off until something pops up that goes oh man i remember this this crazy thing happened yeah and if you're in cafeteria and you're a little kid and you're that's why if i have kids they'll be at home school i think until a certain age or like have certain like school of certain things that are

like actually important like health and fitness and reading and learning other languages and like learning actually learning right because if you because otherwise if you're a kid and you go to school and you're sitting at the cafeteria or something? Because otherwise, if you're a kid and you go to school and you're sitting at the cafeteria or something, and somebody's like, oh, you're eating healthy? Oh, what are you, a rabbit? You know what I mean? Like, oh, you're eating a salad?

Oh, you aren't a real boy. Not a real boy, Pinocchio. Yeah, you aren't a real boy because you aren't eating hamburger. And then the kid comes home and he's like, well, the kid said this. It made me feel bad because now you're untying knots. So your kid isn't even focused on learning because they're being mentally told they're not cool because you aren't doing this,

which is actually something that is, you know, maybe if they had to kill an animal, they would feel sick about it or if they knew the process of that, but that's not taught in school. Yeah. What are we talking? How old would you want the kids to be homeschooled? I mean...

Until high school? Okay, do you know who DJ Khaled is? Yeah, of course. Let's go golf. Yeah, I think he's teaching his kids great. I mean, I don't know. How old until Khaled has his kids in public school? Sure.

I will wait and see. Follow him. Hey, I'm going to see what he does. Do you hang with him in Florida? No, I've never met him. He seems like a solid dude. He seems like a great dad. He loves golf, too.

His kids are learning how to play golf. They're working out. They're always smiling. They always love to see him. They're running up to him. That's what you want your kids to be doing. A positive reinforcement. Yeah, school's scary.

School's one of those things where you're sending them into this weird unknown unknown dungeon it's it's it's dice it's like maybe it'll be good who knows maybe it's a bad hit but also parents want to have some space and be like get the hell out of my face you get away from me i gotta go i gotta go uh shoot some dice i gotta do something yeah you're gonna break away. I need to go get some money out of the bank and go to the mall. And you don't need to be watching me eat all these

donuts and cinnamon buns. I need to go get away from y'all. I don't have kids. You can't go to the mall anymore. Yeah, well, I'll run through the mall. Will you really? Yeah. You don't get harassed the whole time you're in the mall? I'd like to keep moving. As long as I'm in a situation where I keep moving. I just don't like standing in line at anywhere. And You don't get harassed the whole time you're in the mall? I'd like to keep moving. As long as I'm in a situation where I keep moving. I just don't like standing in line at anywhere.

And I don't like sitting still anywhere, really, in public. Right. Because someone will come up to you immediately. I don't know. Maybe, maybe. Just, I just don't. If I'm too uncomfortable, I just keep moving. You just get up and go.

I mean, I know you can online shop and stuff, but there's places you want to go. I mean, I live in Florida. It's hot outside i want to drive around drop the top you can wave to me but hey hey i'm in the sun's out guns out sun's out guns out baby what was the most that you ever gained weight wise when you were lifting i was i was i went from 190 to 250 in about a over eight month period god damn and it was uncomfortable how did you do it how did you when i was 225 that was my peak performance position like i was like wow i'm really what are you at now i'm like well i'm like 210 215 and you're what six 6'4"? 6'3"? No, I'm about 6'2". Okay. You feel bigger than me. But wait a minute.

You were 250, bro? 250. What did you do to get 250? I was eating literally as much as I wanted. Like, more than I wanted. I was actually trying. There was a point in time where I was like, I want to see how big I can get.

And when I walk in the room, a year later from now, I want people to not recognize me and I want to be lifting weights every day and I stopped I also do cardio a little bit but it was more of I want to see how much I can gain and the weight kept going up and I was about 250 and I was like I couldn't really tie my shoes I was was like having trouble, like push my shoe on. I was like, Oh wow. I was winded.

Like, I was like, this is a lot. And then I started, you know, and then I, I started thinking like, that's like a carrying around a 45 pound plate.

All day long. All day. And it was, I was getting winded. Like, like breathing wise. I was like, I gotta do something.

I gotta change. And I started like eating a little less. I was like, I got to do something. I got to change. And I started, like, eating a little less. So it took a long time to get. What would you eat in the morning to gain that kind of weight? I mean, I would eat a protein shake and then go to the gym and work out and do some curls and then come back and then eat like fucking grand slam breakfast or something yeah you'd have pancakes and sausage and waffles and maple syrup with everything and then and then like were you drinking nap yeah i'd drink i'd smoke i was doing everything yeah and then i eat like a fucking burrito supreme with sour cream and cheese for lunch.

I was eating every meal of the day. As much as you want. Like protein shake, breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, midnight snack. Just like any time I was potentially hungry, I'd just eat. Is there one thing that you like? I'd go to sleep full, wake up full. I was just full always. Is there one thing that you used to eat a lot during full, wake up full. I was just full always. Is there one thing that you used to eat a lot during that time that now you can't eat?

That was these Debbie cakes. You know those Debbie cakes? Yeah, those Swiss Mists. I'd eat whatever. I'd get different ones. Donut sticks with milk. You know those fat ass donut sticks and Cinnabons microwaving for seven seconds. Now you cut all that shit out.

All that. I try not to eat sugar sometimes. I'll even cut that. Sugar's so hard to not to eat sugar sometimes. I'll even cut that. Sugar's so hard to not eat. Carbs, I'll even cut carbs for, like carbs as in processed carbs. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I try not to eat after the sun goes down. I try to wake up and just drink coffee and then not eat till noon. Noon's tough for me. And I'll try to eat between like noon and like before the sun goes down. I'll do random little things that I'll like

switch my mini fasts yeah I'll switch things up but when you're when you're on tour that's what I was talking to me and Bob were talking about

when you get on tour and you're on the road all bets off bro it's so hard it's impossible it's impossible especially when you're drunk and you're having fun

with your friends you're like this is what I did it for this is what I did it for you're stopping at all the gas stations you're getting everything you're getting gushers you're smoking you're like I'm hungover I'm gonna smoke we don't have a show today I'm gonna just chill and order pizza That's what I did it for. That's what I did it for. You're stopping at all the gas stations. You're getting everything, getting gushers. Yep.

You're smoking. You're like, ah, I'm hungover. I'm going to smoke. We don't have a show today. I'm going to just chill and order pizza. Yeah. You know? And then you get off tour, and then you go on a diet or something. Fix it again.

Yeah. It's like— Two nights ago, I was in Arizona. On tour, you can't be too hard on yourself, because that's what you're doing it for. Yeah. Well, I was out in Arizona. My cousin was with me, and I said—I went to college out there, and I said, and i said dude i want to i gotta go get this burrito from this place that i used to love and there was no ubers and i said let's get on a scooter and scooter down and there was only one

it was we he was on the back of my scooter okay like we were old like kids yeah white castle style going on adventure yeah man scoot down to get a big ass burrito We ate it It was so fucking good What was the name of the place? Filibertos Okay Filibertos It was in Tempe? This was in Phoenix But yeah they're all over the place

Okay Yeah Filibertos Did you ever go to Wait you went to college there? Yeah I went to Yeah Oh okay

The view Was it the view back then? No The view? Yeah And there's that little gas station Right next to it The little liquor store

Wait it sounds really familiar But my brain is kind of scrambled The view There's the pool And And there's that little gas station right next to it, the little liquor store. Wait, it sounds really familiar, but my brain is kind of scrambled. There's the pool, and then there's the pools right here, and then the condo things. Oh, it's like an apartment complex? Yeah, and then right next to it is the little liquor store. Yeah, yeah.

The view? The view sounds right. Something like that. I think they kept changing the name every time something bad happens there. Arizona always blew my mind when I never had seen drive-thru liquor stores until I moved to Arizona.

I thought that was the wildest shit because I was like, we're never going to have to get it. They got them in Vegas now, yeah? I know they had it in Arizona. I think it was the first time I seen it, though. I blew my mind because we were in the back of a car. This dude that was a couple years older than us, he was like, don't worry about it.

They barely check IDs. Jerry's Liquor Store. They're still there and you're gonna get him in trouble yeah no they've been busted a million times and we went around the corner and it was a teenager like our age loading kegs and he flipped him some money and he threw the keg in the back nice and we drove to the regular liquor store and just got gatorade gum cigarettes stuff that we were supposed to buy. And so the dude inside kind of didn't say anything about it. It was a great little operation.

It was a good little gig, man. You got some drive-thrus out there. I like the drive-thru liquor store. You're allowed to drink and drive in Arizona. You can't drive drunk, but everyone in the car can be drinking. Open containers are okay as long as the driver blows a zero-zero. Nice. Does Florida have something like that?

Can't you drink in Florida when you're driving? I don't know. Let's try it out when I come down. All right. I'm coming. I'm coming to St. Petersburg. That's far. No, I'm doing Hollywood, Orlando, St. Petersburg.

Okay, I'm over there by Hollywood. We're everywhere. I'm going to come say hi to you. I want to see how you live. Yeah, we got to shoot some hoops. Yeah, you're going to fuck me up, man. No, no, no. We're going to work out.

We aren't doing a competition. It's cardio. When I saw you getting big, by out we aren't doing it's not a competition it's cardio when I saw you getting big by the way I thought he's on a mission I thought you were training for something

that you wanted to like WWE or something yeah I was about I should've why didn't you do it I don't know you didn't wanna make the leap

me and Hulk were supposed to work out and then I think he just he didn't hit me I think we he had something else he had to do

Jimmy Hart I still talk with him Jimmy Hart and these guys tried to pull you in he didn't hit me. I think we he had something else he had to do with something. Jimmy Hart I still talk with him. Jimmy Hart. And these guys tried to pull you in and you just didn't do it. No, no, no.

They were going to work out with me because you know they're close with Vince McMahon. Yeah. And yeah I mean it's still possible they just have to hit me up.

I can't believe you wouldn't do it. I'll do it. It's perfectly for you. I'll do it. They should be calling you though being like we got to give you a contract. We almost did it. We't do it. I'll do it. It's perfectly for you. I'll do it. They should be calling you, though, being like, we got to give you a contract.

We almost did it. We almost did it. I think, yeah, Hulkster was cleaning up some things. I got to take care of some shit, brother. Yeah, basically. But he didn't even really tell me that. I actually saw it on the news or something, that some shit was, but it's all good now.

A couple of hiccups. But yeah, whatever was going down, he had to fix it up. And I understand. Shit happens like that. I couldn't even tour all last year because some legal shit was previous management.

So I know how it goes. It's a crazy show. I think he's just going on vacation for a year and just, you know, organize some things, realign some things, clean up some things.

Right. And then he come back. So, Hulkster, let's get it. Let's get back over there. Hulk, call him up. What are you waiting for, man? I got you, brother.

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and not do any of that shit? Or do you still stay connected? No, if you go on vacation to get away. I try to. And it gets to that point sometimes. It's so hard to not do it. I'm going to try to do it this year. I promise I'm going to try it.

I mean, if you got your people with you. Now, if you don't have any responsibilities i mean i've like huskies they're like my kids you know i mean so i'm gonna keep my phone for something like that but there's times where i don't go on my phone for like 24 hour period or something you know and it's good to be like that and another thing i started doing is putting my phone in my console in this in your yeah so when you're driving. Set your playlist. Yeah. Already have it on Bluetooth. Put it on do not disturb. Just connect it and it'll play.

Then just listen to music while you're driving so you aren't on your phone. Because now you're benefiting yourself and everybody by doing that. And you save time on your driving by getting there and not fucking with your phone. And it's too dangerous. I know. I hate even saying this because I sometimes 90% of the time do it and then sometimes I fuck with my phone and it's too dangerous. I know. I hate even saying this because I sometimes, 90% of the time do it and then sometimes

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you know. Mentally, just be in the moment. And disappear for a little while Yeah get back Cause you'll learn some things Get away get away You'll learn some things

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you know a few like interviews and things but I'm working on my album still and I got friends out here are you allowed

to tell me about some a few people that you're working with or do you want to keep it a secret I mean we got I mean me and Wiz Khalifa

have the I Want a Ferrari song I Want a Ferrari the video's coming soon and then the remix is with do you know Tommy Cash is uh uh I mean, me and Wiz Khalifa have the I Want a Ferrari song. I Want a Ferrari song. The video's coming soon. And then the remix is with, do you know who Tommy Cash is? Uh-uh. Yeah. So it's a very interesting remix that's coming out.

I like to work with artists that maybe people that are just really artistic and have quality music. Sure. that are just really artistic and have quality music. Their quality of music is like the production is high, and that's what they're worried about. And I'm more into that than caring about how many social media followers somebody has. Yeah, but that's great because then you give a shit about the thing,

not the machine. Yeah, I'm always about that. I'm always about the quality. While we're working with Wiz on the song, did you go to him? He come to you? Were you guys? Yeah, well, I mean, I've known him for over 10 years,

but we haven't talked in years and then we just started. I was like, I want you to hear this song. I got a perfect song for you. And I sent it to him and he hit me back right away and he's like,

I love this song. Send me an open verse. Sent it to him, he sent it back that night and then I just hit my, had my managers hit his managers because they knew his manager and stuff. And they're like,

yeah, he wants to do the video too. I was like, great. That's huge. He flew out to Florida and he had a festival that weekend or whatever. And then we just knocked out the video. It all worked out smooth. That is really smooth.

And the crazy part is like 10 years ago, we had a song. I had a song for Satchel Python. Yeah. And it ended up, it was a freestyle and and then we ended up making a real song, and then he wanted to get on it, and he got on it. And then his label at the time said, we want $200,000. And I was like, damn.

I told my label what he wanted, and then he was like, I did it for free. I gave you the verse, but I don't know what they're talking about. And then they were like, no, we know he did the verse, but you can't put it out because we want $200,000. And it didn't work out. That was the last time. You know what I mean?

So 10 years later for us to be able to work, you know what I mean? Work together and do a song. It's like crazy. 200 Gs just for the experience. And it's probably worth it. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course.

Of course. Right. And I don't think, like a lot of artists, you can't even just hit them up and buy a verse from them. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. Of course. Right. And I don't think, like a lot of artists, you can't even just hit them up and buy a verse from them. You know what I mean? Like it has to be that,

like something. Somebody told me, Wayne does that. I'm not on a label right now. No. Are you completely independent right now? Yeah, for right now. So I had a year off,

but now we're getting things back moving and working to see which way to go. Maybe I'll make a label. Will you sign with my label? We'll talk about it. Okay, let's talk. I mean, what are the stipulations you think you need? Let's organize the stage production.

Got it. How much the, what the tours, let's come up with a five-year plan of how the touring is going to look. How we can do it. Yeah. And what the splits are. Okay. And what the mandatory calendar of what products we're coming out with, merch-wise, what the rollout budget is.

We'll partner it, and I'll call it Red Raff. Red Raff. Riff Raffs. Flotation devices. Riff Raffs for flotation devices? Yeah. Okay. That's the sponsor of the tour.

Done. By the way, done. Say no more more i've got a guy designing them right now we're going to take it to shark tank and see if we can get a little bit of funding up front you know there you go that's kind of how to get it done that's that's great it's better to get the funding first before you start a label hey man we're working on this together okay we're partnering to yeah we're a partnership, we're a partnership. Yeah, we're a partnership. When you said you didn't drink for two weeks, why, why? You just took a good break? Man, I get tired. Being a good boy?

Alcohol makes me go a little bit bonkers. Because after a couple of shots, then I want a couple of sniffs. A little sniffies. A little bad boys. Yeah, you can't just do sniffroonies all the time. Now you got the fentanyl testing thing.

Have you seen this as a thing? This is a real thing now. Yeah, I just don't do it anymore. You can't do it. It's tough, man. No sniffers, huh? Yeah, people, let me do this. I'm like, I don't even want to see.

I would normally say, let me see you do it first. I don't even want to be the one to tell somebody. Seize them, yeah. Do it first. I don't want to tell somebody to do that and then something bad happens. It's not, it's anxiety more than a stress relief now. Secret business move,

a dealer start giving you fentanyl testing strips when they give you a bag. Are they giving you that and then you test it and it's like a trick one? It's like loaded dice? Like it's, oh yeah, see it's perfect. No fentanyl. See which one's good. Yeah, see which one's bad. And it's just pieces of cardboard. Look, it didn dice. Like it's, oh yeah, see it's perfect. No, no. See which one's good.

Yeah, see which one's bad. And it's just pieces of cardboard. That's right. it didn't change color. Look, look, it didn't turn purple.

Look. You're good, man. Yeah, no, I've seen a lot of that stuff go down in a bad way. In our community,

we lost a couple of people in the comedy community to it. Oh, yeah, and artists. Family members, it's wild. Crazy.

Shouldn't be that way. You should be able to just toot and boot and have a good time, man. Back in the day, you know, in the 80s, they cared about repeat customers and being the coolest drug dealer now just like i don't know what is going cartel cartel i mean i think it's

cartel move that would know that would i think with that they they would have the premium top of the line that so what i feel like the fentanyl is coming in is people who aren't real drug dealers. They're trying to attempt to be drug dealers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if it's a real drug dealer, they're going to want you to have the best shit. So, hey, when you want some more best shit, hit my line. Come back. You know?

Yeah. So I feel like the cartel would have the top of the line premium. Did you ever have to sell? Have to? Yeah. No. Or do do? I mean, listen, I'll put it like this if if i have a con if i do i do i would do the actual drug so then i'm more of the customer

yeah than a salesperson sure but if i've, once upon a time, if I had the connection with the premium person, then I would connect a very close friend who I trust, and they also are a customer, and be like, hey, this is premium, top-of-the-line, Lamborghini level, whatever, and you're my friend, so I'm connecting you with this top-of-the-line, trusted person. You're a connect. Mood enhancer. Mood enhancer. Mood enhancer. Elite equinoxing demographic reverse divider per se.

Once upon a time. We're talking about years ago. Many, many moons ago. So many moons. Many moons ago. Mucho munios. Mucho munos. We're not trying to get you caught up here.

You're not trying to Johnama rant yourself out of the league Grab the putter Have you gotten on a golf course ever? We gotta get you bro You're in Florida Let's go We're gonna go play golf We have to connect with Khaled

We got to He'll show us Khaled we wanna play golf with meet DJ Khaled. Because he'll show us. Khaled, we want to play golf with you. Come on, man. Let's go golf. We'll meet you there with Rolls Royces. Let's go eat.

Yeah. Let's go have fun. I don't know if he wants to eat with us and all that. Let's start with golfing. Let's go golf. Let's golf. Let's go have fun. That's what he says. Get it together, man.

I think if you do one more he's gonna not invite us we love you Khaled you're a great dad he does look like a great dad I like also he puts his wife on there to light him up

it's funny when she shits on him on his IG it's funny when she calls him out on stuff calls him Khaled? no no she just calls him out she'll be like

Khaled cut it out with that bullshit like she gets mad about him if he's filming too much. I like that. And you need someone to check you down a little bit. I don't know. You got anybody to check you down or no?

No. Nobody. I don't like backhands. Nobody says no to you. Never try to reprimand the cinnamon sand man. It took me too long to get free. Yeah. Don't put your shackles on me.

When was the last time you were in a relationship that was long? I think every relationship I've been in ends up being about a year if it gets to that.

One and done. It's not my fault though. What happened? Maybe it's actually me. I mean, maybe I picked the wrong ones. Maybe my heart. It's not me. Well, let's find love. Maybe my heart picked the wrong ones that maybe my heart it's not me well let's find maybe my heart picks the wrong one because then i end up giving so much energy and attention and like once i'm like

in love yeah then i'll be like let's go you can bring it i'll pay for everything i'm moving flying around i don't want you working you're we're going everywhere whatever you want let's go all you got to do is be right here and then we move move around maybe somebody gets too comfortable maybe they they they start feeling like that oh well things you i i don't know things maybe just don't always work out and when they don't work out you just got i i can't stop i have to keep continue going yeah so like pulling over the ferrari and having to let somebody out that you thought was going to be your dj you know djing on the road and we're driving and you gotta like you know sometimes it ain't for everybody whatever

I'm not for everybody and everybody ain't for me you like being more single though or do you like you like having somebody I'm right now honestly I've never worked more

and been so focused on work and what can I do today I wake up and I try to wake up earlier I try to wake up at 8 no later than 9 every day and get as much productive, profitable,

and mentally try to go as far as I can as possible. I've never been more sober in my life. Me having that little drink, I'm feeling buzzed. It's good. But no more. You say no. This is the most sober and productive I've. I'm good. It's good. But no more. You say no. See, this is easy. This is the most sober

and productive I've been in my life. That's good. At this point in time. So there was a time in my life where I was like nostalgic,

like romantic for love or something if it was there. Yeah. Now I'm like, I'm optimistic about all the, like anything in my future what i'm focused on and i know when i get there and where i'm going then whatever piece is supposed to be

there will be there yeah and i'm trying to drag things with me and people with me and if they happen to fall off so be it doesn't mean i don't love them but i can love you from a distance but but also the the words being in love isn't in my it's not even in my peripherals right now if it happens and that something actually just is there then it's going to meet me over there right if it's organic it's on the way it's got to be like that hunting for it and looking for it it's just it ain't It's just got to be like that. Hunting for it and looking for it, it's just, it ain't. What's your ideal woman?

What's Riff Raff's ideal woman? What does she look like? It's so many attributes. Give me some. You got to be, I mean, I don't like girls who have a lot of makeup. You don't have to have a lot of makeup. You don't have to have fake anything. You don't have to have a crazy amount of Instagram followers. You don't have to have a lot of makeup. You don't have to have fake anything. You don't have to have a crazy amount of Instagram followers.

You don't have to have a crazy amount of money. It's more of just like... A presence? Imagine like, yeah, just like a Kelly Kapowski-ish. Oh, you like Kelly Kapowski? Something like that. Like a girl next door. Something like that, but it also has to be that. You don't like a bad girl.

You don't like a troublemaker. I've already dealt with so many of, like, I have enough trouble with some people. Like toxic and all that. I'm not even into all that. It just has to happen. Let's get you a girl next door. A Winnie Cooper type. And then she has to,

this is the kicker, she has to like girls. Oh, she's got to be down. Yeah, but it's not every girl, though. See, so it can't even be like a reckless girl. You know what I mean? It's got to be another comparable woman. Something like that. And it can't be a girl that's looking for a sister wife,

because then when girls start being too close, then they start having their own relationship battles. So it has to be a girl that's with me but it's like our best friend but also we're we see the vision similar but also i'm driving it's so many pieces to the puzzle right but i can't even think about that but it's there it's there those pieces aren't moving of what it needs to be there's layers to it yeah but you're gonna get there a lot of lemon berry layers i believe you bro i believe in you hard now when you're and But you're going to get there. A lot of lemon berry layers. I believe you, bro. I believe in you hard. And when you say, I'll get there.

You will. It's I'll get there. You'll get there. And whatever there is will be there. When I'm there, that's a piece of what's there. Right. In the future. Like you believe in universal kismet happenings.

Like it's there. It's waiting. It's about to happen. You just don't know when and how. Something like that. Like something good, like everything good all at once or pieces along the way,

building towards something. Like it's over there. I'm not there yet. Okay. You're getting there. When you do, when you have sessions, by the way,

I want to know as an artist, are you an all night guy or are you a guy that has specific times? I like daytime. Do you like day recording? I have my most energy. I wake up in the morning and run with my Huskies. And when I come back from that run, I sometimes take a quick shower

and then have beats playing. I might record some freestyles and do something. It might be 11, 12. Between about 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. is about my peak mental hours. That's your best recording times. But then I'm not saying that between, like, sometime between, but anytime after that, like, I mean, I end up, I mean, it's like half and half that I, because then sometimes I'm doing so much shit during the day that I can't record till night, and then I still

do something at night. But I have my most, like, I'm a daytime person now. I used to be a nighttime person. I'm a daytime person now. So many guys I know though Especially in rap It's hot in here It got hot I told you I told you it got hot

It's a whiskey I know So many guys I know that In rap it's all late night It's midnight to five in the morning Yeah I mean I've done that Can you work like that or no?

Yeah I mean 70% of my songs Were like that Overnight But recently over the last couple years I'm more of a daytime recording i want a ferrari daytime nighttime that was or that was that was the sun was going down it was a good time that's a good time that's when you know it was a good time most it was a good time all right well listen um it did get hot it got way too hot but scorched the mics but as we

scorched the mics um i'm going to come to Florida. You're going to take me boogie boarding and hooping. We're going to play basketball. We're going to play golf. And Ferrari-ing. Yeah, we're going to take you to the Ferrari. And then we'll figure out how it all works out. Okay.

I appreciate you coming. We end the episode the same way. Okay. You look into that camera right there. Yeah. One word or one phrase to end the episode. If you want to just talk for a long time, you can. If you want to say one word and get out, you can.

Whenever you're ready, you end the episode your way. Okay, shout out to Jody Husky. Perfect. In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. You're that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse gingers are beautiful you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and 75 dollars for the horse

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