Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Timmy No Brakes Doesn’t Stop… Ever | Whiskey Ginger

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

Welcome to Whiskey Ginger a Wave series. Presented by Fanduel. Andrew Santino sits down with the wild, unpredictable, and hilarious Timmy No Brakes for a chaotic conversation about comedy, internet fame, and what happens when you fully commit to the bit. They talk about Timmy’s rise online, pushing boundaries, and why going all-in on your personality can either blow you up… or get you in trouble. This episode is fast, funny, and completely off the rails in the best way. Drop a comment below for the algorithm. This episode will probably be demonetized. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #whiskeyginger #AndrewSantino #TimmyNoBrakes #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips #Comedians #killtony =================================================================== This episode is sponsored by: FANDUEL HEAD TO https://fanduel.com/whiskey TO GET STARTED! SHADYRAYS PROMO CODE: GINGER GET 40% OFF YOUR ORDER https://shadyrays.com SQUARESPACE USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I say that for all my guess but I mean once again today it's Timmy no brakes What's up? I got no breaks And I got a hard dick right now Oh right now on the show Yeah I got an erection right now You can't see it

Let's, can we cut for a sec? Sure yeah Yeah yeah yeah I don't like that Because it's like they can't see it Do you want them to be able to see it Well can you like can you add it in In post or something like Because like I'm looking right now

And you can actually see my No I understand but we can You want to add a wiener in post Just like something to make it look big, because I don't actually have an erection right now. No, I can tell you. That would be funny. I was going for a punchline. And I look down and I'm like, it doesn't look like.

So I want people to think I have a small dick. But they don't. If I say I have an erection, Andrew, is your name? Andrew, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I say I have an erection and then you can pick it up on this camera and he can't see like a big bulge in my pants, it's going to look like I have a small dick. Well, I'll make the editor, he's going to listen to this. He'll put a big bulge.

I have some notes that I might do throughout the show. Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For your editor, is he competent? Is this your editor right there? No, no, no, no. That's one of the producers. Okay, because I was going to say this guy does not look competent.

He's not. Because he's a black guy, so. Well, half. He's half black? Yeah. Nah, that was another joke. Can you cut that out? Because I don't want people to think I'm racist as well.

No, no, they won't. They know that we're kind of just, the whole show is. We're just having fun. Right. You know, so I could be like, Indians, yuck, you know, but you know that's a joke. I hope so. I love Native Americans. The other ones, oh my God, get them out.

That was another joke. That was another joke. That was another joke. All right. Where are you originally from? I'm from New Jersey, so I'm from Trenton. Trenton, New Jersey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you're a young man? I can't, I don't really know. I'm 18 years old. You are, right? Yeah, 18. Yeah. Did you think about going to college at any point in your life? But the reason why I look like this, because I know I look like I'm fucking 36 or whatever.

So I had cancer. What kind of cancer? I don't know the name. They didn't tell you. when they diagnosed you? They told me and I was like, I don't give a fuck, I'll figure it out. Right, the doctor's kind of, right.

They were like, hey, you have cancer, you're gonna die. I'm like, no, I'm not, and then I didn't. How much time did they give you to live? They said, you have three months. And I said, how about, no. And then I just, I don't, like, I don't know if you believe in manifestation. I do.

Okay, so I think I just manifested the chemotherapy, so to speak, and it just worked on me, and now I don't have cancer. So it's gone? It's gone. Have you gotten tested again to see if it's... No.

No, but you just know it's gone. You can feel when cancer is in you and you can feel what cancer is not in you. What does it feel like for some of our listeners that might be worried that they might have cancer? For sure, absolutely. So it's like if... So I don't know if it's cool for me to address people with...

Yeah, you can do. Do you have a big, like, cancer listener base? We used to... Because I was looking at the comments and I was like, I think a lot of these people have cancer because... Well, it goes up and down. I mean, we lose a lot of people every few months. That makes sense.

that makes sense yeah we lose a few people every every few months it makes a lot of sense yeah that's tough it's tough to have a listenership that is just seriously ill you know

yeah because they just keep dying so you just have to keep getting it's just you know maybe you change the content of your podcast well the good news is and we've always talked about that this on the show is people are always getting sick

so we're always getting a new audience yeah that's good it's like you the thing you know they used to say the only two things in life are guaranteed are birth and death death and taxes.

Yes. Birth, death, taxes, and now cancer. Yes. Thanks to processed meats. Thanks to Monsanto. Shout out Monsanto. One of our main sponsors. One of our main sponsors on the show Monsanto.

And so now we know that more people are getting sick on a pretty consistent basis. Yes. Because you're pushing products that get them sick. 100%. I'm starting a podcast is sponsored by bleach. Bleach? Yes. Do you use bleach?

I don't use bleach anymore. But when I was trying to build up my. immune system to not get cancer for the second time, I would do shots of bleach every morning. So is that something you recommend to people? I, do you mind if I address the audience? Please. Yeah. If you have cancer, start doing shots of bleach in the morning.

And I'm telling you, it's gone. If you have lymphoma, shot of bleach. If you have pancreatic cancer, there's nothing you can do. Oh, so that's a... Pancreatic cancer is like there's actually nothing you can do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll say this. I'm really glad that you're free of cancer and that you're healthy.

It's really good to be here. Yeah. It's good to be here. It's good to be alive. Have you been to Los Angeles before? No. I stayed the way from it. You don't like it because of the...

I just don't like income tax? This is big here. It's big. 13 something? 13 and a half percent, I think it's 13. I think it's 13. But in Jersey, it's lower. Now, are you full-time in Jersey?

Jersey is, I think, I think there's no income tax in Jersey. God bless. Yeah. Does that where you live full-time in New Jersey? No, I live full-time in Austin. now. Where's in Texas? Yes. I'm a big Texas guy. So I got in the show,

Kilt, it's his homosexual show, and I got on it. What's it called? It's called, like, Kiltone or Tony Kill or something like that. Oh, Kill Tony, we know. We know the show. You know the show? Yeah. Do you know what Tone Hinchcliff is? The guy who runs the show, yeah. We know him. Yes, yes, yeah. So he's this gay guy who

started, like, was one of the best, I didn't know about him, but apparently he's like one of the best homosexual comics in the world. And you just met him and just found out about this. Well, so what happened was I went to Austin to visit, check out the scene or whatever, and I was going to just do one of my walk-in headline sets at the mothership. Oh, right.

And I told the story before, but basically Rich Ross was doing a weekend there. And I said, hey, you're not doing it. And he was like, and he was like, I get that. I get that. And so he tried to kill himself. and I'm like, look, if you're going to try to kill yourself, just do it. And so I was walking around, and they actually, they were at Vulcan. It was a double episode that they were recording at Vulcan,

because Rich was doing a Monday night at The Mothership. And so, you know, the entire thing is rigged, obviously, as you know. Kiltonia. Yeah, yeah, every bucket pole totally rigged. And so he, you know, just put my name in there because he saw my name, and he's like, I heard this guy. Went up there, did a really good job, called him gay. called a couple other people gay.

You know, so one of the things, you might, I know I'm talking a lie, I don't want to steal their attention. The only thing, like, if you want to get into stand-up comedy, all you got to do, and you will kill, is just you look at somebody in the audience, and you say, you're gay, just like that, or you're gay.

That works. I'm telling you, I do, so I do about two hours, and I, I would say 95% of it is me going, like, picking somebody in the audience, and I do big shows, you know, 500 plus. So I can take my time and fill in like 50, you know, like an hour and a half of, you're gay, you know, you're fucking, you're gay. And then I do the last little bit about cancer. Oh, that's kind of an homage to what you're.

It's my closure. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're deeper than people know. I mean, you're kind of a, you're a big philanthropist for people that don't know. You've donated a lot of your time and your money to charities. Do you want to plug any of the charities that you donate to? Absolutely.

Absolutely. Retards Anonymous. So what that is, is a foundation for people that are retarded, but they don't want people to know. Oh. Some of the Kiltone people, people like Hans Kim, David Lucas, and stuff like that are big members of it. Ari Maddie is a big member of it. Now, the anonymous part is kind of thrown out the window now because you're saying the names. Well, I'm a whistleblower. Oh, okay.

I'm a sports guy. So I'm blowing my whistle on a couple of them because I think they need to be who they are. You want to expose? I just want them to feel like they can be themselves. And so any opportunity I have to make the anonymous retard un-anonymous, unanimous, is the word, I think. Unanimously unanonymous. Yeah, you know what I mean. I like to do that for them.

It's our love. You know, they're my best friends. So we go on trips together. Went to, where we go. Went to Tulum. You went to Mexico? Yes. Wow.

We're big Mexican guys. So you guys love Mexico. We love Mexico. We love going to Mexico. It's a little dangerous now, given the fact that, Halisco, you had nothing to do with that. You don't know anything about that. No, I did, actually. Oh, you do?

Really? Yeah, so what I did was I went to Mexico because I'm very well-versed in exactly what happened in Alisco, the guy that you just said. So I went, so I would go down. So I actually don't know. Do you mind if we, like, just fill this in with you telling me. We can fill it in, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we'll just fill it in. So who is this guy?

Halisco is actually a city that's outside of Puerto Vallarta. It's not a person? No, it's not a person. But Halisco is next to. Puerto Vallarda and there was a there was there was there was an uproar going on right now Yeah, okay so I would go down to Alisco and I would go down there and I would just start these little riots, right? So I would I would throw a party and stuff and I'd be you know riot theme parties. Oh, okay So it's like sometimes there's you know tennis bros fucking whores

parties in college and stuff. They'll seem pretty normal. Yeah, but I do riot parties and so what I do is I encourage people to riot against the government and again I'm really fucked up ketamine alcohol whatever cause some civil unrest because there's no have you ever gone to like one of these riot parties I've never been a riot party we've never been invited oh my god they're incredible I'm telling you like I did a this I did this riot party on January 6th that was really good were they broken to the capital yes that one oh you that was you yeah so and I'm not a political guy I just like the party it's a at some point it's just a party yes exactly right i did um i went to this island and threw a party with a bunch

of kids um that was fun uh so you're a big party guy yeah epstein's island and i um oh that would you were involved with epstein are you in the files uh yeah believe so yeah you hope so i guess i mean i mean i mean i i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i did a pretty good job there you did yeah not really it's pretty terrible. I mean, he's, you know, he's, it's really bad. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, he's dead and now everyone that's in the files is, is going to go down. So I, I do think that you're going to, I do think you will be. Wait, who's dead? Epstein's dead. Yeah, he died. Well, we don't know, you know, I, I didn't know that. Let's move, let's change subject. I'm sorry. I didn't, want to get you upset. I apologize. Oh, my God, that was, let's, let's, let's, what are you going to tell me

next, like Harvey Weinstein was like a rapist? He, yeah. What are you going to say next? Like, R. Kelly makes, makes, it's a rapist? Yeah, he's also, he's also a bad guy. Yeah, you're like, you're naming literally all the worst people that have walked the earth. He's Patrick Swayze, my favorite actor is still alive. I do know that you're well read. Yes.

You're a big book guy. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. I actually don't know how to read. But I know how to listen. Audio books. Oh, audio. So, okay, right.

Our producer told us that you're big into books. Audio books are still books. I agree. Anything you read recently that you really kind of... The Vampire Diaries, listen to that. And then I listened to this one book, what was it? How to Be a Man and Influence People. Oh, you read the...

What is that called? What is that how to be a man and influence people? We know what that is. That's the game? Is that what that is? Yes. You read the game. No, I wrote the game.

You wrote the game. wrote the game and read the game. Listen to the game. You listen, right, you can't. Do you want me to run some game on you? I'd be, I'd love it. Can you play a woman? Yeah, can I? Yes. Okay.

All right, so we're at a, but why don't you set this half black guy? Why don't you set the scene? Yeah, set the tone of where you want us to be like black club or not, what it could be black related or just white. I feel like you want it in a black club is what it sounds like. Yeah, no, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine.

Okay. All right, so I'm coming in the club, right? and then musically it's R. Kelly or something like that, right? And I see you. I'm like, what up, your black beauty? Are you a horse? Because you're black beauty.

Now, that's a pretty good game. Well, no, you have to respond to that. I can't. I mean, that feels like that's... No, you have to respond like a black... That feels like it's an open and closed case. I think you got to respond like a black woman so I can fully show. Oh, okay, yeah.

Yeah, all right, so let's do it again. Yeah. Do we have a black beauty here or what? You're a horse. Do you want us to cut that part out? No, that was the best part. I want to hear you do a black woman. Right.

All right, one more time. Take it from the top. Holy shit, that's a black bitch if I've ever seen one. You're a dog. See, I don't know if that's going to work in the club. I don't know if those lines will work on women in the club. Okay, we can just...

I guess I don't know game the way that you know game to. Yeah, I mean, look, you're a single guy. You're running around doing city to city. You're doing shows. Fucking girls. Fucking girls. You are, right? Yeah, you're Mr.

I mean, how many women are on your roster right now? I once fit 13 women on my dick. 13 women. Really? Yeah. So, we call them the loose bunch. Loose punch? Yeah, because the size of the vagina has to be humongous.

Right, that makes sense. And so there were like 80 to 90-year-olds. And it wasn't for enjoyment. It was just how many, you know, like, when you're like, how many marshmallows can I fit in your mouth? It's like, how many fucking geriatric old woman can I fit in your mouth? in my dick and it's like 13. 13 is the lucky number for you. I wouldn't call it lucky.

I mean, like, I deeply regret it. It was very disgusting. Well, who's Timmy when he goes home at night and he showers and he lays down in bed? What's going through your brain? Who are you then? So when I'm laying down in bed, I'm normally thinking,

God, this bed isn't big enough for the three girls that are in it. You know what I mean? Right. And so I'm like, you know, I fuck him, I kick him out,

and then it's just me, right? So you want to know like what it's like when you're by yourself when it's just you. Yeah. So what I normally do is I take an inventory in my day. I'm like, what did I do today? Right. What I learn? What am I grateful for?

And I, you know, I go through and I think about like all the things I do. I really mark down the things I'm grateful for. So maybe it's like, oh, you know, I got a big movie part. Did you get a big movie part recently? Yes. I turned it down, but I got an offer. Is that cool to talk about? I mean, I don't know if where...

If I turn it down, I think I can talk about it. Yeah, turn it. Yeah, tell us, yeah. Yeah, so I was going to be the new Batman. You were going to be the new Batman. Wow. So Robert Patterson. Paterson?

Or Robert Patterson. Patterson. There is two, right? There is a Robert Patterson. So Robert Parrish. No, Robert Pattinson was playing Batman. He was. And then Robert Patterson took over.

And then I. And then I... I'm unfamiliar with Batman, but that does sound right. So there's a new Batman that came out called The Batman. And who plays... Robert Patterson played Batman. Right. And then the next Batman, Robert Patterson, was supposed to play it.

But then he had the allegations or whatever. So Robert Patterson came in. Robert Patterson came and did it. Who throw up a picture of Robert Patterson. We'll put a picture right here of Robert Patterson. He's pretty unknown. And then he had the allegations. and so they did like an open casting call

I've never been in a film before Did you want to act before this or they just No you don't care about that My you know I've got an agent He was like hey they're reading for you know the new Batman I said I'll do it And I go in there improvise the whole thing You didn't read the script at all

No because I don't know how to read So I just went in And I had never watched Batman But when I hear Batman I'm like okay this is a guy that has an association with bats. That's pretty close. And so I went on and I riffed about bats,

my feeling about bats and how much I love bats. Do you love bats? No, but I'm, so when you were acting. So in acting, have you ever done that? No. Okay, so in acting, the way acting works is you are not yourself, you know? You are playing a role.

And so what I was playing was I was playing this guy, Batman. Who loves bats? Who loves bats. And then I forget who the director was, but he was like, God damn, you know, we're going to come out with a movie about a guy who loves bats instead of, you know, the superhero, you know, superhero. Right. And but you said no thank you to that.

Yeah, that was like, no thank you. I just want to see if I could get it. Who got the role? Who got the new Batman role that Timmy turned down? Do you know who got this new role? Rabbit Parrish. Robert Parrish. He did?

No, it's pronounced that. Robert Parrish. Robert Parrish? Put up the photo of him. We'll put up a photo of Robert Parrish, if you could, right here. Rabbit Parish right there. So you turned it down? I turned it down, because I didn't want to do it.

That's fucking gay to do it. Oh, it's gay to do Batman. Well, no, it's gay to do a movie about a guy who loves bats. Okay, so how about this? Will you list off the things that you think aren't gay? Because you've called me gay a few times. How about in this room? I list them off.

Sure. Okay, well, the name Whiskey Ginger is fucking gay as fuck. So this is not, okay, right, this is gay. Is that where you were going for? You're like Whiskey Ginger, you know, was that what you were going for? It was my stage name for years. You went as Whiskey Ginger? Well, I was a dancer before I did stand.

No, you were not. Yeah, I was. But that's where we met. Is this why you said you wanted to take a moment during the podcast to show your dance moves? Is that why you said that? I mean, you didn't need to, we don't need to do it. But, I mean, yeah, I did kind of want to. Because before the podcast, you said at some point during the podcast, and tell me if I'm wrong,

at some point during the podcast I'm going to do the voice of a black woman and then I'm going to dance I did yeah but I said we might not be able to get to it because I Well I think we have time I mean I don't know I mean yeah I was a dancer I mean it's pretty simple stuff

Okay let's make sure the camera is And then what about the black woman thing And then you said you were going to take out your dick at one point Yeah but we can't because YouTube Oh But otherwise we would It's a YouTube thing. It's a YouTube thing.

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Fanduil predicts, got the March matchups, baby. Ginger. I like cinders. When Timmy's going out to eat dinner, where is he eating? Ruth Chris. Only Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Only steaks. Well done, Ruth Chris.

Have you tried any other steakhouses? No. Well, no, I did. I tried prime rib once. And, you know. No, Prime rib? Prime rib. Lowry's Prime Rib?

No, it's just called Prime Rib. Is that in Austin? It's in LA. It's here. Yes, you've never been? We've never been a prime rib. We're all vegan. Is there a place called Ocean Prime?

Ocean Prime is another place. Can we cut for a second? I think I meant Ocean Prime. You did mean Ocean Prime? Yeah, yeah. So I've been to Ocean Prime. Oh, you went to Ocean Prime? And I thought it was good. It's just... Nothing is as good as Ruth Chris. And you like your steaks well done.

Well done. How many ounces? 20. 20? minimum. Mm-hmm. And what do we do? 50 max. 50 max.

Yeah. Any cut of meat you particularly enjoy? Rib eye, yeah. So you're a big rib-eye guy. Big rib-eye guy. Big rib-eye guy. Big rib-eye guy? Yes.

Do you like everything with like big eye too? Sometimes I want to save time when I'm like reading off a menu, so I'm like, give me the rib and then they give me the wrong food. Well, right. Those are two different things. Is that an issue when you go out to eat that you can't read? Do you have someone read for you or do you just ask? I do have a reader.

You do? Yeah. So I got a big staff, but one of the people on my staff reads things for me. So what happened was I almost got it. So driving for me is a problem because I don't have brakes. So, you know, I would take the brakes out of my car, getting an accident. Then I, you know, I was like, okay, fine, I'll fucking start driving with brakes. But I couldn't read that said stop.

And so I would get in accidents. And so I started to have, instead of having to drive it because I like the drive, I have a guy read for me as it go throughout. the world and stuff. Wow. Yeah. Well, you're, you're such a dynamic guy. That's why I'm so interested in you. I mean, I did read, you did have a little bit of a beef. I mean, I don't know if we should even talk about it, but. Oh, you could talk about it. Well, there was like this public thing about you and Red Band that you guys got into a big fight on, on Tony's show. You know who Red Band is? No. I mean, I know who he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's on the show on Kill Tony with

He's on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on the show, and, um... But you hate each other. I fucking hate this guy. What, why, why? Because he's disgusting to look at. Well, he's just a guy. I mean, what, what about him is so gross? I mean, it just looks like a regular guy to me.

You think that guy looks like a regular guy? I mean, yeah, right? Am I crazy? We'll put him a picture right here. Put it this way, I had cancer. Right. I looked significantly better than that guy. I was dying of cancer.

Okay, well, how did this beef start? Because it sounds like this comes from something else. I'm telling you, well, Okay. So I have a weak stomach. I'm pretty good, you know, in terms of everything my health, you know, all that sort of stuff. But the one thing, the one thing is that I have a weak stomach. And every time I look at him, which I'm surprised you don't have the same reaction, I need to vomit.

Right. He doesn't do that to me. I just don't, so you. Are we talking about that? Pull up a picture or something? We put up a picture here of Red Band. I just don't think he's that. I don't, that doesn't do that.

So is a picture going to be like right here? It'll probably be in the middle of it. Okay, so do you see the color of this guy's skin? Do you see the weight of this man? Do you see the way the fat is distributed to his face? Okay. Do you see how unhealthy he is? Do you see how much of a predator?

He looks like a predator. But I'll say this, he's married to a beautiful woman. I mean, he's got a good life. I mean, he's on the show. Well, do you know she's 16? She is? Yes. Wow.

She's a 16-year-old Asian woman. Wow. I know. So it makes me sick. Well, now this makes sense. Yes, as an 18-year-old, I can fuck a 16-year-old Asian woman, and I do. But he's like fucking 74 or something. He's 74 years old.

I'm pretty good at reading age. I've never asked him, but I'm pretty good at reading age. Right. How old do you think I am? I'm afraid for this answer. 42. Yeah, I'm actually 42. That's really?

That's really good. Are you actually? I'm 42. Yeah. How old is my half-black assistant McCone? Can you say something? Hi, how are you? God, that's the whitest half-black I've ever heard of my fucking life.

He's actually not half-black. I have to be honest with you, he's not. Well, everybody looks black when I'm wearing glasses. I'm going to be totally honest. I can't see shit. Yeah, he probably does look darker. I'm going to guess 27. 26.

Damn, I was going to go to 26. I'm normally pretty good at this. Do you mind cutting in that you're actually 27? Yeah, well, you cut it. 27. Oh, my God. That's really good. I mean, yeah.

Can you guess weights? Like, how much do you think I weigh? Absolutely. You're about 300. And then you are about... I mean, you're fucking obese as shit. You're like... He's overweight, right?

Well, he's like 5'2. Yeah. I would say he's same weight, like 300? Just about, give or take. Yeah. Now, this is a thing. You've been critical on Kill Tony before. of other people's looks and weights and sizes

and skin tones and I mean you've really attacked everyone for everything what keeps you in such good shape like what's your secret that you get to be kind of this debonair handsome strong guy I'm gonna be totally honest please I'm doing a lot so you are doing a lot

so Joe Rogan is one of my best buds right you guys are very close do you know have you done his pod or whatever I have I done 10 times yeah he keeps asking me to do it I'm like Joe I'm not gonna do it we're friends we talk all the time off the pot. I don't want to talk on the pot. You think it'll ruin the relationship if you do Joe Rogan's podcast. It's just like I just don't want to be, because the stuff that we talk about, you don't want that to be on the airwaves. Right. But wait, so what you're very close to Joe Rogan.

This is something I guess we're learning now. I didn't know you were so close. But, uh, so we developed, um, his workout technique together. And so I just, we do the same thing. We're on the phone. Uh, every morning and stuff like that. We wake up at five. You and Joe are on the phone every morning. Yeah, because we're pushing each other. So he's, he's, I'm like, what are you doing right now? What are you doing? He's like, I'm on the kettlebells. Oh, right.

And then I'm like, and he's like, hey, can you, you know, pump me up? I'm like, you bet, Joe. And so I say, hey, nobody's going to watch a podcast unless you hit 20 reps. And he's like, go harder, go harder. And I said, your wife is going to cheat on you if you don't get 20 reps. Whoa. He's like, go harder, go harder. Wow.

And I said, you're a fucking piece of shit, Joe. He's like, go harder, go harder. At some point, this has got a peak, right? It never peaks. I go. I go, there's 20 more. There's so many more in that. Yeah, so he's just always telling me to go harder.

I can't believe that you and Joe Rogan are so close. I didn't know that. Yeah, we don't like to talk about our relationship publicly because people will think we're gay guys. I don't know if people would think. They maybe just think you're just close friends. No, I... Do you have close friends there, guys?

Yeah, I mean, McCone's one of my closest friends. My assistant... Is that way he's literally hard as a rock right now? Well, that's... that's a sponsorship thing. That's a bluechew piece that we're going to do later in the show. Are you actually sponsored by Bluetooth? We're not yet, but we're really gunning for it. Well, let's try and get sponsored by Bluchu by the end of this.

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No, do we... There's some other ones that we... we'd like to have actually if you just whatever just I can get them Dejornos it's delivery you know Dejorno I don't think they'll advertise with us we're actually looking to get some of these what they call them blue chip sponsors for the show yeah what are those they're big big names so just like blue stuff like shell oil and gas you know shell corporation the show want to get shell yeah we're looking for shell yeah okay here we go you ever been on a beach forget about it go with shell it's a gas station and if you have a car that consume

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It's good prices. It's shell. Live in the shell. Live in the shell. Now, I knew that that came so organic to you, and that's only because I've heard that you are a big, big proponent

in a lot of people around Austin their electric cars have been getting vandalized lit on fire, stolen, broken into, tagged, keyed, you are a main culprit in vandalizing electric cars you don't believe that

cars should be electric that's part of your thing. I'm a big fracking, big, um... Big fracker. You're a huge fracker. I'm a mother fracker. You're the biggest motherfraker there is.

Yeah. So you've been burning electric cars in the streets of Austin. I've heard. That's right. You stole a Waymo and you put it in Lady Bird Lake. Yes. So what I did was I said Fuck this shit and I and I drove it over the bridge. That sounds I mean look, that's definitely illegal It's one of my taglines. Fuck this shit. Yeah, I'm like fuck it, you know, so Let me do this. Just give me one sec. Yeah, go ahead. Okay Cracker Barrow. Fuck this shit. I don't know. In here

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And I haven't talked to him since. Well, I mean, I feel like you should open your heart one more time to God because he's ready, he's waiting. Are you a God man? I'm a god guy Yeah we don't say god man Because that's man is You know we don't want to compare ourselves So I'm a god guy

Yeah Wait can you break that down Why can't you say god man Well god man sounds like a superhero And I don't really Oh my god Yeah Are you thinking when I'm thinking

Yep What are we thinking Oh you're not thinking I actually am not thinking What it is Oh A new Marvel movie Called God man

God man and it's the superhero's got and he's fucking shit up and he's he's saving the world yeah he's saving the world who's screwing it up Satan

and played by Satan Man and who what actor would play Satan Man do you think Robert Patterson Robert Patterson the second Batman wow this is a now would you

I'm spitballing right now I love it I want to pretend like we're on the Paramount Lot and I'm spitballing with you. Is this what you do to executives? You spitball and you give them all this heat. Yes. But yet you don't.

So I would spitball with Harvey. I came up with Harvey. You and Harvey Weinstein were old friends. Yeah, he would be like, let me give you a massage. And I'd be like, okay, let me spitball an idea. And, you know, we killed two birds with one rape. Jeez. But yeah, we would spitball.

We would spitball. You spitball a lot. Big spitball. Now there's rumors on the internet. I don't know if you want to address them. I'll address anything. I'm an open book. Well, there's rumors that say

that you're actually Jewish. Is that true? I told you not to talk about one thing. I told you not to talk about one thing. You just literally said I'm an open book. I'll say whatever. Yeah, but I said don't talk about the fact that I'm Jewish before we started the show.

We cut the whole thing out. That's fine. It's not that big of a deal. If I watch this episode, you have this part in. I'm going to fly back here. I'm going to shove Bobby Lee up your fucking ass. And it's going to kill you. We'll cut it out.

Because he's small, but he's not. that small. Right. We'll cut it out. Next fucking question. Next question. I apologize, man. We're going to cut that stuff out. Well, he asked you. I just think he said before. On a night out on the town with Timmy, what's your drink of choice? Do you like, you like bourbon? Are you an alcohol guy? I'm a Man o'evitz guy. Man o'evitz. Man o'evitz is a bread, right? No. It's not a bread? I think you think he'd think he's. of holla. That's the bread. Yeah. I don't know.

They sound similar. Manashevitz. Manishovets is a dessert wine? Yeah, it's like a, it's like a wine. Right. Have you ever had it? Never. It's traditionally a Jewish drink, right? Yeah. No, it's not. It's not? Manishovets. Will you Google that to see if Manashevitz is traditionally a Jewish drink?

What does it say? It's saying that it is Jewish. What are you talking about? Manashevitz is a Jewish... That's just what it's... Okay. Let's rewind for a wine for a second just rewind you want to stop down the show no no no we can keep doing the show but just like cut that part of i can i do a different answer that's fine so when we're going out to have a something to eat and drink are you a drink are you a drink or do you like to having a drink would you like one uh no i'm i'm just didn't either i love to eat what do you what's your favorite meals

like matza matzo balls no like the matzah the matzah the flat cracker thing You put butter on it? Is that also a Jewish dish, I think? I think a lot of these are Jewish dishes. They are not Jewish dishes. Have you ever had Mata? I don't think so. We stay pretty far away from that kind of stuff.

Why? Because I'm a God guy. What does God have to do with Mata? I think a lot of people that eat Mata are probably devilmen. I get into it. Let me tell you something. Tell me. Break it down for me right now. No, I have, you know what? I have had matzats. It's delicious.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's very good. Well, but what you just said was you were a godman. I'm a god guy. I told you that. Godman is a movie we're working on. That's right. That's right. That's right. But it's, I thought it was devil bread was what you were saying. No, no, I didn't. That's not what I said. People think it's Jewish. It's not Jewish. Okay. It's not.

Yeah, you know the story. What is it? A bunch of Italians in like zero BC or whatever. in Egypt, a bunch of these Italians were like, oh my God, this bread is so filling, we're gonna get fat as fuck. And then they made this flat cracker. Which is the name of my next album, Flat Cracker.

That's pretty good. Yeah, that's name of my next album. Do you make music? I do. I've never heard one of your songs. Can I hear one? I'm a rapper. Give me a subject, I'll rap about it.

Okay, perfect. Let's see. Harvey Weinstein. Mm. Do you want a beat? Oh, yeah. Sure. Who's the most evil man in Hollywood

Harvey Weinstein And he barely could Keep his wiener Inside of his pants All the time harassing the salt And doing the dance Saying you want to be in the movie Well you're gonna have to move me

And that's all I gotta say About Harvey today So that's that's Is that like one of your singles Or was that just a freestyle It's an EP. Did you freestyle there? Or was that actually a song you had?

We wrote that down. I wrote that before the show. Holy shit. I thought you were going to ask me about it, so we wrote it down before the show. How much music have you made? I got about seven or eight full albums, I would say, and each of them has 38 songs on each side.

What are the names of the albums? Just give me all eight of the names of the albums. So my albums, and I'll say this, it's plagiarism. I'll be honest, because my albums were named after Eddie Murphy's, um, Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor's first couple of albums. So Richard Pryor's first album.

Oh, these aren't music albums? They are, but I took the name from Richard Pryor's first record. Like his standout? Yeah. Why'd you do that? I love the title. Delirious? No, of Richard Pryor.

Eddie, Eddie's... Live from the Sunset Strip? Uh, before that. What was that? You don't remember any of those? Well, I don't listen to Black Comedy. I have no problem with black people. I just I just don't relate to it. You don't like any black stand-ups? Chris Rock.

I mean, Chris Hack? Dave Chappelle. Dude, you're wearing a Chappelle shirt. I am. Yeah. Oh, so you, this is why you're not a fan of me. Because I like black comedy, you don't like it. I never said I wasn't a fan of you, first of all. But yeah, Dave Chappelle, uh, no.

You don't like any black comic? Well, Dave Chappelle steals all of his material. From who? Carlos Mincea. Does he really? Yes. Wow. I guess I didn't know that.

Did you not read my Gawker article about it? No. Yeah, it blew the whole thing line open. Wow. Yeah. So no Dave Chappelle, no Chris Rock, no Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Is there any black comic you like?

Dead or Alive? Yeah. Who is it? Cedric Danetana. You like Ced? I love Ced. Well, okay. What about Steve Harvey?

Steve Harvey I don't like. You don't like? What do you don't like about him? I don't like his game show. You don't like Family Feud? Yeah. Does he do comedy? Yeah, he did stand up for a long time.

Get the fuck out of here. No, I think he might still do it. Oh, yeah. What? Yes. Is it good? Yeah, it's fantastic. Steve Harvey?

Steve Harvey. Show me comedy. He does stand up. He's very good. Holy shit. Can you do one of his bits? Yeah. All right.

We just did one the other week. Do you want to do it again? about being on a boat. Right? How's that one go? You know when you want a boat. Oh, I know this one. You know that one.

I know this one. You know when you be on a boat and you're like, God damn, this boat is motherfucking huge. That's Steve Harvey's bit. Okay. I actually do like his stand-up. So there you go.

You do like some black stand-ups. I like Steve Harvey. I'm trying to think if there's any other one. Said. Cosby? Did you ever like him? I loved Cosby. Was he a stand-up?

though? He was. Yeah, he was a piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know him? No, I didn't know him. You never met him? I never got to meet Bill Cosby. I don't think he would have liked me. Why not? Because you're a man? Because I'm a guy. I'm a god guy. He, oh, god guy. He's not a god guy. He's not. No, he's one of those. Well, I thought the whole thing about being a guy guy was you like to, you know. praise god you know what i mean what do you what isn't like the sacrament

just a roofie well is that not what it is if it's through a priest it's different what is the sacrament it's the body of christ yeah but what is what is it actually like what is the thing that they give

uh it's a wafer it's made in in it's not a roofie it's not no it's not it's just a wafer is the blood of Christ? It's not actually, it's not blood. No, well, it's wine usually. Oh my God.

Yes? Yes, indeed. That was a pun. Okay, all right. I feel like I'm filling you in with a lot of stuff. Well, I'm not, you know, I'm not well read. I'm well listened, but I'm not well read. I've never read the Bible. Have you ever heard the audiobook Bible?

Is it good? Oh, my. Who voices it? God. Morgan Freeman. He does the Bible. The whole Bible. New, old, middle.

All the fucking testament. So you like black actors, but you're just not a big black stand-up fan. Black audiobooks. I don't like black actors. I don't like black stand-ups except for the ones that I said. Right. I love black voiceover artists. Morgan Freeman is a voiceover artist.

He's actually an acclaimed actor as well, just like an on-camera. never seen him on camera. He's not an actor. He's a voiceover artist. No, is he not an actor? I feel like I'm wrong. Did you see March of the Penguins? I did.

You did. Did you hear March of the Penguins? Mm-hmm. Do you know who that was? I'm going to guess that you're going to tell me it was Morgan Freeman. It was Morgan Freeman. You know who wasn't one of the penguins? Who?

Morgan Freeman. He's a voice actor. Oh, okay. All those penguins were not Morgan Freeman. Right. He has done other films on camera or no? No, he hasn't. He just does voice.

In Shawshank Redemption, have you seen that movie? No. No, I have seen that movie. The one with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence. Tim Robinson. Tim Robbins, no, Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence were in that. No, that was Morgan Freeman. No.

Martin Lawrence was in many other great films. Martin Lawrence was Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence in Shawshank. Redemption. I've seen Shawshank is one of my favorite movies. Imagine if it was Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson and Martin Lawrence in Shawshank Redemption. Man, get the fuck out of here. What are you doing? You crazy-ass motherfucker.

No, he plays, what's her name from his sitcom? He plays Yeah. With the nails of the fucking hair. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Shannanae. She's like, no, you must be out of your motherfucket fucking bad. It's Martin Lawrence says Shannay in Shashank Redemption with Tim Robinson

That's a movie we should After Godman We should make We should make a remake We should remake Shawshank Redemption I'm in your car I get into your car

Right I get into your car And I'm like get out Right But I mean I'm in your car What's playing What is it? What's playing over the

What's playing? Yeah is it a radio Is it CDs Are you a tape guy Or you Spotify? No I Kind of whatever It doesn't really matter

Jersey Boys The Jersey Boys soundtrack. The soundtrack to the movie Jersey, the play Jersey... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sherry, baby. Right. You know, like stuff like that.

Jersey Boys is great. Oh, my God. Frankie Valley, right? No. No. That's not Frankie Valley? No, it's a Jersey Boys. I do think Frankie Valley was in the Jersey Boys.

No. It's a... Well, it's a movie, but it's also a play. It's a play and the movie. About boys from Jersey who were in a band called the Jersey Boys. They were kind of the original boy group. Yes.

But is it not Frankie Valley? It is. It's Frankie Valley. Guys, I'm gonna fucking fight both of you guys. Well, no, we're just, I'm just saying that's what's... If you keep telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right, and people can look this up myself. Like, I don't know if you guys talked about this before.

We did. You know, we did, and it's a bad joke, and I'm sorry. So you're just trying to antagonize me or something right now? I apologize. Yeah, I'm sorry. The Jersey Boys is about a group named the fucking Jersey boys. You know, I'm from Jersey. It's my favorite fucking thing. You don't think I fucking know that?

I'll leave right now. I'll leave right now. If there's one thing that you don't do, It's talk about the fucking jersey boys like that. I'm sorry. It's the only thing. That and calling me a fucking Jew. There's the only things I said not to do, okay?

I won't anymore. So no more Jersey boy. And then there was a third thing, but we'll see if that comes up. I don't want to bring it up right now. Don't bring it up. I'm not going to. I didn't pick you as a guy who likes plays.

So you love plays. I think plays are not gay. So whiskey ginger, gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. This guy gay McCone gay

These cameras The cameras are gay Well they're pink They are pink but that's just how we bought them Yeah but you made a choice to buy pink cameras They were out of black Most cameras are All cameras are black

I've never seen pink cameras in my fucking life Well where do we get these pink cameras from What is this? From the gay store or something Did you buy these at the gay store? I did buy them Oh well that's fine Well finally he's being honest

Okay So we have So this is all gay I'm gay This is Jewish You know, like you guys are just literally just trying to antagonize me this whole time. Well, stop. I'm sorry.

Okay, it's fine. But plays not gay. Plays... Play's not gay. Play's straight as fuck. Le-Miss, oh. You love that. Are you telling me that's gay?

You know, kinky boots, you telling me that's gay? No. It's not. What about rent? Rent, not gay. It's about a bunch of people with AIDS, but it's not gay. So no one's gay in the story, rent? You can get AIDS from fucking chicks.

Is that true? Is that not true? Easy E. Huh? Easy E. E.E. Well, he was gay. Oh, okay.

You didn't know that? Well, I mean, I guess I know now. You know what NWA stands for? What does NWA stand for? I never even knew. No woman. I... Oh.

That's... Well, so what about Madge Johnson? He's not gay. He got HIV. He's not gay. He got HIV. Yeah. Oh, so...

Hmm? He's not... You can have... So I have HIV, but it's not, it's not AIDS. I'm not gay. Right. I am not gay. Right.

So you can get, you can get Hiv, but you aren't necessarily gay if you have Hiv. Okay. So what makes... There's a bunch of things that can make you gay. What makes me gay? Your attitude, your demeanor, the fact that you like Dave Chappelle, the fact that you're wearing Nike's and stuff like that. So Nike's are gay? Yeah, just do it.

What does that mean? Just do a guy in the fucking ass. That's what it means. Is that what the slogan means? Adidas is Adidas. We hate Jews. You know, it's a German company. That's not gay.

So you like Adidas because of their anti-Semitic? I don't like Adidas. You don't like Adidas? I like Kanye West. Right. And as soon as he stopped working for Adidas, I was like, no. You think Kanye's, what he's been talking about the past couple years, is profound and true? Yeah, I just found out he was a musician.

What did you think he was prior? A public speaker. Kind of. He is kind of a public speaker. Yeah. Yeah. I love his message. What is his main message?

The Jews are running showbiz. Stop it. That's his message. Yeah, fuck that shit. Okay. Yeah. And you love that. I think it's...

I think we're going down a path right now, and I'm pretty stuck on that path. I'm trying to reverse it, but I can't... Let's get off of that path. We can easily get off of that path. Man, Palestine. What's up, you know? Are you a big pro-Palestine guy? Big Palestine guy, big, big Zionist.

There was a room. You know what I mean? I do know what you mean. Love Palestine. Love Israel. So you like everybody. So that you're divided. Not everybody.

I don't like Jerusalem, but I love Israel. You love the rest of Israel. Love Palestine. Got it. Love. Well, I love Jerusalem too. I'm a God guy. What are your opinions on Shia Labov?

I think he's having a tough time right now. Me too. Yeah. Do you know him? Yes. You buddies with him. Yeah, I was gonna be Stephen and even Stevens and stuff like that. Were you really?

Yeah, so what happened was... Another thing you turned down. Well, the thing was I wasn't born yet. So what happened was my mom that were like, you're fucking hot. Money pushed out a baby. Because your mom was beautiful. Oh, my God. Is she dead now? Are your parents dead?

She fucking is dead as fuck. Both are your parents dead? Yeah, Waymo. They both died in a Waymo. Separate. They were divorced, separate incidents. Where? How?

Well, I just, I didn't know that they were in there and I said it on fire doing my thing. And then, you know, and they fucking died. I kill my parents accidentally. Do you feel any remorse for that? Oh my God. Yes, of course. I love my parents. Well, then.

But I hate Waymo. I understand. You know what I mean? Yeah, this does actually make sense. So it's like, it's like, yeah, I feel remorse. I'm so bummed out. You know, even saying here right now, I'm like, God, what a fucking mistake. But I was doing good things

You know I was promoting fossil fuels And stuff like that So I think if they If they, you know They're looking down on me now From God man

And they're saying Hey we get it You know You were trying to do what's right You were trying to end Electric vehicles You were We support you

You know Fuck and then they were really Antisemitic So they'd probably say Like fuck Jewish Yes big time They were Jewish But they fucking

Super If your parents If your parents were Jewish You're Jewish You're Jewish No, because they're dead. Oh, if they're dead, it doesn't... Do you not know how religion works?

Not really, to be honest. So if your parents are dead, you can then become whoever you want. But as long as they're alive, you're that. You know what I mean? Oh. So are your parents alive? They are. Okay, so as soon as they die, you can be like, I'm black, you know?

So when they die, I can be black. If you want. You don't have to be. But your parents, because there's no evidence that... You're not black because your parents are dead. So people don't know. That actually does make sense. So it's just like when you show up to Thanksgiving,

you could have stand-in parents that are black and you can take a picture of you with just a bunch of black people and you're like, me and my fam. And no one can say shit. Absolutely not. Well, you got to do some Photoshop and blackface yourself. That's fine. Yeah.

You got to just like, you know, you got to change your, you know, the way you look. I feel like. I feel like you're more knowledgeable than people think and that you lead on. Who the fuck said I wasn't knowledgeable? Who's talking shit? Well, a couple people on the internet have said that they think you're a dumb guy. Who's the most famous person that's talk shit? About you?

Yeah. Showy telling him? We have on record, we have Rogan talking heavy shit about you. I mean, Joe kind of went off on a tangent. He said, you've never made it to a workout with him. he said your diet is bullshit he's like I've never even seen Timmy get laid one time he said he talks to these spouses all this

like I'm a lady killer and then Rogan said also that you're you're living you're living with like three other guys and you're not paying rent I mean this is all stuff that like Joe had said to us though so I don't know okay

all right I'm gonna say it Joe Rogan's gay that was something I was going to take to the grave with me and he'll co-sign it he'll co-sign it he'll co-send it he'll co-send

sign that. It doesn't sound like he'll co-sign that. No, he'll co-sign it. Here's why, call him up right now. You want me to call him? Don't do that. Okay, I won't call him then. Don't do that. He told us all this stuff about you, and I believe Joe. I hate to tell you. Do you believe me when I say he's gay? I don't.

Are you going to call him? No, look at this. Do you have photos? Where did you get that photo? And this one. Oh my God. Yeah. Why are those so easily accessible? Well, they're my background.

Yeah, one of them is your lock screen. One of them is your home screen. Wow. Yep. Because we're best friends, you know. Like, I'm not in a relationship. It's a bit you do with him. Yeah, we do bits.

But yeah, he, yeah, just gay guy. That's fine. I can be friends with gay guys. Like, I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, I feel like we could be friends at some point, me, you and McCone. I'm totally open to that. And because that we're gay, you say, then you're still fine with that. I'm okay with that.

I'm okay with gay people. I think I've said some people I'm not okay with. We're going to cut some of those things. But in terms of gays, totally fine. Gay people are cool. Gay people are fun. You know, I used to be gay. And so I...

Wait, what do you mean? You were? Yeah, I went through a period where I was gay. When was that? I would say a couple years ago. A couple years ago? Yeah, I was gay. I was gay for about a year.

When did that stop? How did that stop? Well, it's still going on sometimes, but right now I'm not. So I just like turned it off. I'm like, I want to know what it's like. We got to cut this. You don't want any of that stuff.

I don't want anybody to think I'm gay. Okay, well, how about this? You're a great touring act, and you're on the road right now. You've been touring around everywhere. Yeah. You know, what are some cities that you got coming up that you're excited about? Well, I'm doing Irvine after this. Then I'm going to Ontario, then I'm going to Nevada, then I'm going to Wyoming,

and then I'm going to Tokyo. You're going to Japan. Yeah, and then I'm going back to Saudi, Riyadh. and then I'm going to Antarctica, I'm doing the International Space Station. You're doing the ISS? Oh my God. The ISS.

I'm doing the Is and the Coliseum. You're doing the Coliseum here in Los Angeles? No, the Roman. Oh, the Roman Coliseum. And then I'm doing a couple of AA meetings. I'm doing the NBA playoffs. I'm doing Hawaii. I'm doing Epstein.

again and then I'm doing a couple of open mics. Well, I mean, that sounds great. I mean, go to timmy no breaks.com, right? Yeah, check me out. To check you out. Any of those. All of them are sold out. Oh, so there's got to be a reserve or, you know, like a, no.

Can't go to it. Okay, well, I mean, go to the website and you guys can check him out. No, don't go to my website. Don't go to his website. Don't go check him out. He's going to be doing his thing without you. Yes. Do not follow me.

Do not go to my website. Don't do anything. Okay, well, we end the show the same way. You want to look at that camera and say one word or a phrase to end the episode to... Yeah, no problem. We got to cut this. In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You're that creature in the ginger beard.

Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's a fugitive. You only $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Ginger's, oh, hell now. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like ginger.

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