Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Will Angus & Liam Cullagh

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

The Almost Friday guys—Will Angus and Liam Cullagh—join Santino on Whiskey Ginger and things spiral fast. From viral sketches to behind-the-scenes madness, this one’s packed with laughs, bromance, and absolute unhinged energy. 🎟️ Check out more from Almost Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostFridayTV 📺 Subscribe to Whiskey Ginger: YouTube.com/@AndrewSantino 🎧 Available everywhere you get podcasts. 📲 Follow Andrew: @cheetosantino 📲 Follow Almost Friday: @AlmostFriday #WhiskeyGinger #AlmostFriday #AndrewSantino #WillAngus #LiamCullagh #ComedyPodcast #podcast2025 ========================================================= Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY GET RID OF USELESS SUBSCRIPTIONS! https://rocketmoney.com/whiskey PROPHETX USE PROMO CODE: WHSIKEY GET UP TO $300 IN PROPHET CASH https://getprophetx.co LIGHTSTRIKE HARD REFRESHER AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF 5% ALCOHOL https://drinklightstrike.com CREMO NEW LINE OF DEODORANT & ANTIPERSPIRANT AVAILABLE AT TARGET OR https://target.com ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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we call with and uh... and and and $75 for the horse. Ginger's all hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guess today is one of my favorite people on Earth.

I say that for all my guests by the meaning once again today, it's actually two, two for one. You're getting the Friday beers, boys. It's Will, it's Liam. They're here, they're excited. Shoulder shrug out of William Cull- out of Liam Cull-a. And Will Angus. Does not go by Angus. Uh, goes by Will.

Correct. Unless they're doing live shows. Unless someone is talking about me. I'm trying to get Gus to catch on, too. Yeah, Gus has been catching on at the office. That's pretty good. Wait a minute, you guys have a fucking office? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, it's weird. I can give you the rundown. Basically, Friday Beers, meme page, founded by three brothers. They wanted to do kind of like live sketch. They wanted to figure out how to sell ads. Yeah, they wanted to make money. Yes, and so they hired us. We came in, started doing sketch, started doing pods, started doing live show stuff. But you guys were doing sketch before them? Yeah, but not together doing live show stuff. But you guys were doing sketch before them? Yeah.

Yeah, but not together. Oh. So you guys were paired? You guys aren't like old friends. We're like a boy band. No, yeah. Whoa. But we have chemistry like old friends.

Some say. And you do boy band stuff. Yeah. Correct. We do everything you can think a boy band does, we do it together. I don't know anything that they do, but I'm thinking a lot of stuff. Cute stuff. Sleeping in the same bed when you go on the road.

Pushing the beds together. Pushing the beds together, sharing meals, splitting it. You get the chicken, I get the steak, we'll do halves. Exactly. That kind of stuff. Sharing other women, you share women. Correct, it'll all be in the Variety article. I cannot wait to read it.

Sharing it. It's gonna be bad. Oh nice, dude. Who's older, how old are you? I'm 26. 29. Wow, dude, it's over for you. It's all... I'm I'm aware you're falling apart, but I'm gonna die first for sure no Yeah, we can see that on the internet. This is the first time I met you guys, but I can already kind of tell

What's gonna happen is you're both single. I have a girlfriend you single so what's gonna happen is he's he's just a playboy He's on the move. He's gonna meet a girl, fall in love, get her pregnant, get married, become a trad dad. Oh, trad dad. Your trad dad. Yes. Yeah, I don't even know that's a thing. Well, do you come from a Catholic background? I know, I can tell you're from Dallas. Yeah, I can see it. You have a nice head of lettuce. You got a cute face.

You were very assaultable when you were a child. Like I would have kidnapped you for sure. Yes. I'm not promoting that kind of behavior, but a guy like you comes in my neighborhood, snatching that kid right out. Now you on the other hand, I'm gonna ask you to fix something. You come into my neighborhood, I'm gonna go, dude, these pipes are broken, get in there, kid.

As a nine year old, I bet you were handy. Yeah, I was setting up scaffolding outside of different projects. I was doing the lines of the high school football games, just painting the fields. They were giving me all the good stuff. It's so funny, and look, I'm in the same boat. Like, I always joke that I like, I went to like a year of Catholic school and then they kicked me out. I was too

disobedient. You know, I was just fucking a nightmare. And my mom was like, I can't believe you couldn't like last. I was like, well, it's not like I was gonna get any of the goods. I was never gonna get touched by a pre- I was a little, like a real freckly-faced, redheaded kid. I was like, I'm not the victim. Same. Yeah, you and I have the same kind of tone, tonal skin Yeah, they don't like us. No. They like these kind of boys. I could have, I just didn't want to. You didn't want to be touched? No. No priest? I had the opportunity if I wanted to. You have like a young Bruce Wayne thing going, especially as a boy Yeah, although you did look- No dude, as a boy I was cute as a button you did look He looked Asian. I was very fun a little Asian face. Mm-hmm see guys like us. We never went through any faces We look the same. We look kind of like this our whole life

Our whole lives You'll work you'll get work yeah, that's what it is yeah, they'll put you in stuff, but you were a good Christian boy. No, I wasn't. You were a bad boy? I wasn't a bad boy. I was just, I was like aloof, you know? I was like one of those guys. You seem smart though. This is all feels like an act. Yeah. Are you a bright guy? I would say I'm a bright guy. I wouldn't say I'm a smart guy. No, totally different. No, totally different. Bright means you're in tune. I think I'm in tune. And I would say, but I did, half my teachers were priests in school, so it was either the dumbest guy you've ever met in your life or like someone very, very, very intelligent. Oh, I got it. And so there's like missing pieces of information in my brain, depending on.

What about college? College? Freshman, sophomore year, did pretty good, junior year, senior year gave up. Where'd you go? Let me get, not a state school, you went to like a school school. TCU, another Christian school. Yeah, I was gonna say, and then you went to a state school or you went to CC or a D3. UMass. Oh wow! Yeah. That's really good. Yeah, UMass, it was a great time. Got hit with COVID, which was great though for grades. Mid school, mid, mid, mid what, your junior? Junior, yeah. Yeah, you got smoked, huh?

Yeah, but honestly it didn't change. Didn't change the way you partied. Because I had just turned 21, and I had like blown all of my savings at the bar in like two months. So when the bar shut down, I was like, perfect. I couldn't go anyways. That's good. Yeah, it was good for me. So thank you China. That's what we'd like to say one more time.

Thank you. Thank you China. Thank you, China. That's what we'd like to say one more time. Thank you. Thank you, China. Thank you, China. You know, honestly, I do ingest, I do say like COVID was the worst time for a lot of people, but ironically was like the greatest time for me because me and Bobby started Bad Friends, the beginning of COVID. We literally started three months later, COVID hit,

and then we were like, oh, I guess we'll just record all the time. So we would just go to the studio. Like, like we had nothing else to fuck up our schedule So it was like the greatest gift of all time. Yeah, yeah, genuinely appreciative of Wuhan like I I'm gonna go visit next year Just I want to shake everyone's hand in that lab. It's bring flowers. Yeah rose for every woman They're like we're working on something you're like, don't tell me, don't tell me. Surprise me, surprise me. It's like eight penguins just running down the street. They're like, don't tell me we saw that.

They're like, don't talk, it's a Marvel movie that we're working on. We're working with the biz. Are you guys trying to do shit in the Hollywood space? You're gonna stick to sketch? We are, I think we're hoping to do. Yeah, we won't, but we're hoping to. Yeah, it's never gonna work out.

Yeah, right, no, you're right. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be the same. I said, you know, I just so... Look, you guys are so talented, and I'm gonna give senior praises, but I think you're so funny. I think I've reached out online and told you guys how funny I think you guys are. The shit you guys make is fantastic, and you'll have a great career doing whatever it is you guys feel like doing. I do think I feel bad. The girl who runs my PT office, I go get physical therapy because I had an injury. And she's young, she's sweet, good looking young girl, 23 or something, and she's fresh faced and very green. And she just moved out here and she wants to be in the business. And I feel so bad. I gave her like a big dose of like,

the city's, it's tanking. It's a bad time to be here. I was like, feel bad I don't think you should it feels like I think you should go home. Well, thank you But also yeah, it feels like everywhere I look it's like every every conversation I have with someone makes me feel like oh, it's it's there's so much luck. It's a lot of luck It's so much you guys have the skill that will make it Available to you, but so much of it is like the timing and the luck and like the time right now is weird Nobody wants to shoot here. Mm-hmm. Nothing's here. It feels really strange But you I think what you guys are doing is creating a world in a moment of hope or silver lining You made your own space

So it'll kind of happen in its own new way I don't even know what that means but like it has to because you guys made your own shit Well, we're working on a project right now actually with your friend Tony. Yeah, who Tony who took some you send it? Oh, I love that guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's the best. Oh, he's shooting something for you guys made your own shit. Well, we're working on a project right now, actually, with your friend Tony. Yeah? Who? Tony who? Tony Jacinda. Oh, I love that guy. Yeah, he's the best. Oh, he's shooting something for you guys. Uh, no, not shooting something, but we'll, we'll uh...

Actually, I don't know. Don't dive on. Yeah, we'll talk about it later. But he's our golden ticket. If it doesn't work with Tony, then we all kill ourselves. Yeah. And how do you do it? Suicide chandelier.

Whoa. Yeah. Like a dancing queen, playing in the background while you're hanging up there? How do you do it? Suicide chandelier. Whoa. Yeah. Dancing queen. Playing in the background while you're hanging up there? Correct. And we'll have little jewels bedazzled all over us, and then hit us with a light. I come home, and I have two big brown bags of groceries.

And I go, Angus, Angus. And then you just see the cans dropping as I see what's going on. No, but it's like the Goodwill hunting scene, where you've done this a million times, and you're happy to see me finally hang myself. Yeah, I'm walking back to the cargo That's really sweet yeah, you guys are very support

Are you guys the closest you guys are you two the closest of all the guys you work with or no? I would say I mean we live together so yeah, yeah gross. Yeah, I know it is it was recent to one bad one bath So yeah, yeah gross. Yeah, I know it is it was recent to one bad one bath One bed no bath two beds two baths. Whoa two half baths to happy One as a shower one as a toilet. Yeah, but we do we so it is a two-bedroom two bath But we both share one room and one bathroom You have to because the other one is for Jack and Jack. Yeah, Jack and off. Yeah, it's a jack room jack off bathroom You gotta keep a jack room. You know as nice as we met you at Brooks Wheelan's birthday party. That's right Bar yeah, dude, hold on. I'm trying that's so funny because my brain went to rustic, but it wasn't rustic

We did it out there in Glendale right there. Yeah, all right. No, no, that's that's No, that's kind of technically Glendale, right? I bet dude we've lived here for almost four years now I have no fucking idea where we don't know either It doesn't make sense now. I never what neighborhood are you guys in we're over in West at Marina? Oh, you're in the Marina. Yeah, Maria door west side guys. I would not have picked that I would thought you would be an eastside kids Our offices on the west side, so we kind of have to don't have a choice. I get it. Yeah Oh, they're the three bros that started it. Yeah, yeah, they're westside bros. Yes You're like, how do we surf make as much money as possible why don't you do not work they're East Coast

guys that live on West Coast interesting because they wanted to move where the industry was and now it's gone it's gone it's all so we so they goofed they goofed it slipped it well slip well major slip for those guys I was I was pretty nervous to me and then immediately we started talking about jacking off yeah and I was like that's it all went away I was like was pretty nervous to me and then immediately we started talking about jacking off. Yeah, and I was like that It's it all went away. I was like No, you guys were when I met you at that bar, I thought thank God This is someone I'm happy to talk to you because I didn't know what kind of caricatures were gonna come through that With Brooks and Brooks is one of my literally my oldest friend in Los Angeles

we met when we first started comedy to hear together and He's got an amazing cast of characters in his friendship pool. Deep bag of tricks. But a lot of them you're like, I don't want him. This guy, this guy's really toxic. Like I don't, you know what I mean? Like I don't want to get into a bar fight because this guy had a bad Wednesday. And that's what I was like, who knows who's going to show up. So when I saw you you guys I go, this is good. It was just us for a while, it was us, and who else was with us? Uh... wasn't there someone else? It was just us for the longest time. But I gotta be honest, there were so many people I didn't know. I only knew

Liam, you, and Brooks that I was like... Oh, you didn't know any of the other guys? No. I never met anyone, no. We knew of... like obviously we knew... Rutherford and those guys maybe? Yeah, we knew of them, but... Yeah, I never met him. We met Nick once in New York. That was before we even met him though. Was that? Yeah, yeah.

But... Alright, this is a good time to really feel you guys' relationship. You guys have been out here for four years. Yeah, about, yeah. Yeah, four years. Yeah, four years. Four years, yeah. And you, cause you didn't know each other before getting together.

No. No, they just flew us out. They pushed you guys together, and then did you guys immediately get on? Was it like, oh yeah, this is my guy? Well, you're both the same height, you're like, well, six two, six three. Yeah, we're like, this'll be fine.

Six four? How tall are you? He's, how tall are you? Six four. I'm six three. Before he spoke a word, I knew. Yeah. You could feel it on him.

A six three white, I was like, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be money, dude. You always feel safe with a word I knew. Yeah. You could feel it on him. A 6'3 white, I was like, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be money, dude. You always feel safe with a 6'3 white. Now a 6'4 white, why didn't you play basketball? That always happens. We're button heads. There's another guy my height. Bad.

But, works out. But for you two, who's the dominant one in the relationship? Really, you think so? Yeah, which sucks because you're like four years younger than me. But I come to him for advice, I'm like, is this okay if I do this? I'm like, okay, if you say so. You're more of the responsible parent? No, I'd say you're more responsible.

More responsible, but you're more like, here's how you should act in life. I'm more aggressive, and then he'll reel me in sometimes where he's like I shouldn't have said that to that person last night no you should say how you feel all the time yeah also not him no he's why does he have like my mouth was I drink more than Angus does for sure yeah and then when sometimes when I get drunk and I get really upset then I turned to a bad guy give me a good situation where you got yourself in a little bad it was just me my girlfriend hanging out and I think I just went on a really Just I like to be a contrarian when I'm drunk

So like when everyone's in the room is just like agreeing on something especially politically sure. I'll just be like I'll Give me the other stance. So like everybody is just like I just think Elan's a little toxic and you know, let me tell you something dude. He's the greatest leader we've ever had. He should be president. You're baiting people just because you want a war. You're in the ballpark. Yeah, was it pretty close? Yeah, it's pretty close. I feel like it's something in that world.

Yeah, it's... And then when he wakes up, he's like, yeah, I was obviously like fucking around. I'm like, well, we don't know that. Yeah, because you're also a shit face. So we think you might be diving into your real thoughts. Yeah, and I'm going as hard as I can. And I'm acting like I'm like, well, we don't know that. Yeah, because you're also shit-faced. So we think you might be diving into your real thoughts. Yeah, and I'm going as hard as I can. And I'm acting like I'm really serious. And I'm getting loud.

I think you gaslight yourself into believing all of this. I really do. And then I wake up the next morning, I'm like, oh. Yeah, you feel bad about it. Yeah. Is your girlfriend, does she like to party or no? Not as much as me. Of course not.

Which is good, thank God. It's good for now. It's going to catch up to her though. She's gonna go, I don't know if I can be with this drunk anymore. This is bad. You're gonna have to go, I'm taking a break. I'll take a fucking break. That's how I feel. Right after Mike's bachelor party I will take a break. I always say, God forbid I let my hair down for once this week. I work so fucking hard. It's so funny when our business, when people are like, dude I've been working so hard. You're like, This is you we were clowns. Yeah

Makeup yeah, dude. That's how I am after I'm doing like a one-nighter at the Portland helium I'm like I earned to blow this check tonight. You have to blow all yeah, yeah, it's 78 bucks What are you gonna save it? Yeah fucking burn it dude. It's a feature fuck Don't support that guy mine. So are you doing are you doing stand-up as? A solo act yeah, and then you guys tour as a group yeah We do a live show together, and do you stand up to or no? No. I don't do stand-up. Yeah good That's it's fucking it's whack. Don't do it. I think I would have liked it. I think it's just it's so it's so scary It's for assuming guys. It's for stupid self-indulgent guys. No no I I think it's just it's so it's so scary time for assuming guys. It's for stupid self-indulgent guys. No, no, I I love it

I just like it seemed I I would get so depressed on the road. We do Yeah, no, but I would be like I think you guys have a stronger backbone than me I think I'd be if I did stand up He'd find me on the chandelier after the first after the first road first one road gig. Yeah, that's a great sketch He's dead that's it. Buddy doing an improv mic. An open mic. Just one, he's fucking ODing. He's the first one.

He's waking up in the lobby at a day's end. It feels like it's really weathered, you're like, dude it's been a long time. The desk clerk is like, you got here last night. You did one show, didn't you do one show? It's like, you don't understand, Sheila. I think I'm gonna hang it up.

Yeah, I'm just, every time I tell, I'm talking like older comics, like, dude, you gotta, you can't, it's not gonna last. That's gonna catch up to you. I'm like, you're right. And then I go in the room, I'm like, clean weekend. Clean weekend of shows. And by Sunday, I'm like, I don't know what happened.

No, yeah. I don't know how I got here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it will last, it will last, as long as you need it to last. There's people, Doug Stanhope's been doing it, he's probably the shining example. Bert Kreischer.

True, true, very true. He's got to have done it with science, I feel like, though. Maybe he will. I don't think he understands science, if I'm being honest. Because he'll tell you, he's like, I'm perfectly healthy. I'm like, buddy, I love you. There's literally no chance.

That's like the Trump theory when Trump's like, they said I was in great shape. You're like, that's actually impossible. Like, literally, I love you. There's literally no chance. That's like the Trump theory when Trump's like, they said I was in great shape. You're like, that's actually impossible. Like literally it's impossible. Maybe it's not a science, but he has a process that works. Yeah. Process he sticks to. You're right, right, right.

Well, there's no control. Literally. That's part of the process. Right, that's part of the science. There's no control. That's factored in. Right. Yeah, it is.

That's the entropy in the equation. That's right there in the... That's all part of it. Yeah, that's smart. Well, dude, shout out to you, Dr. Kreischer. Don't take notes from that. No, dude, I used to... I get it. I like to... I mean, when I was touring years ago doing shitty, these things called Tribble runs, they were like these sad runs in the Northwest. It was like Montana and Idaho and Northern Nevada, and you get paid no money but it could headline you young before clubs would let you in. And it was so depressing dude and one night I went out

and I don't know where I was that's how pathetic this is. I think I was in Winnemucca but I went out afterwards and I was doing whippets with locals and I woke up under a pool table and I was like I gotta chill out. Yeah I gotta chill it out a little bit like Cool to do whippets with locals for sure But woke waking up on a pool table. I think I had just a little too much Whippets feel like you're entering the gates of heaven. It's awesome. It's on I did my first one We went to a Grateful Dead Show you go to the sphere no we did the one in San Francisco, like one of their last shows. Oh, you went to Grateful Dead, not Dead and Company. Oh, sorry, Dead and Company.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just exposed myself for being a Fig fan. Internet? Go nuts! They were selling, it was just awesome, they were just selling on a... uh... a hippie shakedown or something that's what it's called I'm just throwing mud at them it's like Stinky Dread Road or something yeah homeless asshole it's so good to keep like insulting them but complimenting them dude the music is great and the culture was incredible these sticky motherfuckers were so rad

what was it Dirty Fingernail Bob is that who we met? they are a wild it's a culture that So rad. Yeah. What was it? Dirty fingernail Bob? Is that who we met? Yes. They are a wild, it's a culture that I love the music. I've been to a couple shows. Like I love everything about the creative freedom and this like wild, just this like wild collection of people from every kind of walk of life.

But I clearly don't, I don't embody the thing. So they know. It's a mutual, they're like, you're a fucking outsider. And you're like, yeah, I'm fine with being a, I'm not gonna, like, you know when you see people go to Coachella and for the first time in their life, they dress like to the part, to a degree that's like,

that's not you. I don't even try to fake it. I wear the regular fucking bullshit I wear to the thing and then carry on. Cause they already know, I don't want them to also go, what's this thing you're wearing? Yeah. This $900 shirt you bought to try to pretend

like you're a fucking, no, I don't even, I don't fake the funk, I just go do the thing and then tell them, hello, outsider, just peeking in, I'll be gone soon. Do you want some acid? Yeah, I do. I do wanna peek there. The Whippets though, the Whippets scene there is heavy, dude. You'll see guys with those fucking, the tanks that are as tall as you.

That's what we bought it off of. Love that guy. That guy's the best. I did one, I had never done a Whippet, and then I'm sitting there and I saw like, it's a big balloon, I do it, and I can like feel the blackout closing in my eyes, and just escaped it. And I was like, whoa, all right, I'm gonna take a break for a little bit. I'll come back. You'll be back. And I know I was. And then my buddy walks up, And I was like, whoa. All right, I'm going to take a break for a little bit. I'll come back. You'll be back. And I know I was. And then my buddy walks up, and he's like, oh, give me that. And I was like, take it easy.

I almost just passed the fuck out. And he goes, yeah. Passes out. Yeah, pal. Passes out. Takes the biggest one I've ever seen. Passes out into an old man. Oh, yeah.

Old man's eating a cheeseburger. He knocks him out of his shoes. And his shoes came off. His shoes came off. His hamburger's everywhere. And the guy's on the ground going, you knocked me out of my shoes, his shoes came off, his hamburgers everywhere, and the guy's on the ground going, you knocked me out of my shoes, man. You owe me a hamburger and you knocked me out of my shoes. And my friend wakes up to this guy screaming at him. And so we're like, all right, dude, we'll get you a fucking new hamburger. Sorry about that. We're

walking him over. And then some guy goes, don't get him a fucking other cheeseburger. He's been running this all day. He's getting free cheeseburgers getting knocked over by guys Stumble our whippets and so we turned around we're like fuck you You're not gonna get us and then we were just had a screaming match with this guy. I Love that cheeseburger Charlie. He's out there. This is just his gimmick He tells his wife. Yeah. Yeah, he's like listen. I know exactly how to eat for free all day long Charlie don't you just get one cheeseburger? No! I want 20 cheeseburgers today! She was he was with his wife too. She was just sitting back there like she's the culprit dude

She's pretending she knows. Yeah, she's just as it's like Cosby's wife. They know Yeah, right Phyllis She was getting cheeseburgers on the slide. You know that. That is the big culture that the food trade you know thing my buddy John we went there and He had he had traded we didn't have tickets when I was in high school We went to one of these fucking shows you do this you'd walk around like this. No he brought Peanut butter sandwiches with mushrooms in them and sold those and when we got enough money Then we traded that for something else and then he finally got us tickets, but he was brilliant. He knows the system

I was you know like just so out of my element. I was like what do you mean? We're we don't have tickets. He's like dude chill the fuck out watch Then so we would trade this for this and an acid tab for this and then this and then he's like this is what happens Here, I was like this is fucking brilliant this is like that story where the guy trades a paperclip all the way up to like a jet ski yeah private jet yeah this is a thumbtack later yeah he does but that's how they do it though they just trade if you don't have money you can trade an item and then an item they can sell to someone else it was kind of great until we realized we had

sold all the mushroom peanut butter sandwiches then I was like we didn't keep one he's like well we got in. Then I was like, we didn't keep one? He's like, but we got it in the show. I'm like, eh. I kind of would have rather just done the mushrooms in the parking lot. Still hear it. Yeah, you can definitely still hear it. It's fucking right there.

You guys dabble or no? No drugs. Oh, well, mushrooms. Well, that's mushrooms. Yeah, mushrooms. Love mushrooms. Mushrooms. And we got to meet Mayer that day because luckily John invited us to the show. Oh, yeah. And we got to meet Mayor that day because luckily John invites the show. Oh yeah.

And gave us tickets so we were like supposed to meet him before him we got caught up, we were screaming at an old guy so we couldn't and then take the mushrooms going to the show and then you know I'm like oh too bad we couldn't meet John and we're all coming up like very fast. Oh yeah. His assistant runs out and she's like oh they're taking an intermission come back and so we all meet John Mayor just like melting. It's like I'm melting in're taking an intermission, come back. And so we all meet John Mayer, just like melting. It's like I'm melting in front of him. And just being like. And it's it is awesome.

But in the moment, it was. You were freaked out. Yeah, he's a good dude. I've known him. He's a great dude. He's not like going to make you feel. In during the show. Now I'm like drinking and I'm like having like, it feels like I'm pushing my child self on a swing set during drums and space.

Like I'm having this moment And I just type out this DM to him. That's like so I'm like, thank you so much for this experience Like yada yada. I said the next morning I wake up. I'm like Just like see like he responded. I was like fuck dude. I can't even read what did I say? What did I say? And he sent me like the nicest response ever that made me feel like not gay and totally fine about it Did he say that you're not gay in there? he said i don't think you're gay because he tests usually when you come backstage he'll test you

he just scanned me he just looked me up and down and said yeah that's it yeah he's got an internal chip that can tell he's gay dars actually real yeah it's good technology cisco systems i think is behind all that stuff we're making we're making gay dars in twenty twenty six they should though dude, because I've been tricked too many times. You know, the amount of times I go out, I hang out with a guy,

I think it's a new friend, I end up hooking up with them and I'm like dude, you gotta let me know man. You can't just like throw that at me. You know, this happened to you know? Yeah, every time I go to the skate park I'm looking for like the cutest like the cutest fucking guy hang out, bro, and I'm like hey look I work for Monster I'll sign you just come hang out with me for a little bit and the next thing I know is Fuck what the fuck I just wanted you to put stickers on your board right I'll finish this you got a trade tray flip for me Dude Skatepark life dude skate park life is a good life. When I first moved out here,

that was like a cool place to go hang when I lived on the west side. Yeah, but I was so afraid to do anything, so I would just go. I was like a chick. I would go and watch. Yeah, me too. I still do that. I just smoke like spliffs and drink like a tall boy and be like, these kids are good. Right on. Right on, dude. You're the next big thing. And then you lie to kids, you're like, I work for girl. They're like, you do? Can you, what is it, can you flow me some shit? You're like, I got you, dude.

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yep who wants to hit the ball and he waits you know he's like waiting and you're like buddy just come on man leave these kids alone let these kids have fun don't make this about you there's a guy in this neighborhood who rollerblades every day and I'm not making fun of them dude shout out to the guy he's a big rollerblader, but he's real aggressive if you're in his line. He will yell Going on the street he mobs by glane Yes, he mobs he mobs every single fucking day all day long as fast as he can that he's ripping

Ripping he's got elbow pads helmets knee pads. He's fucking ripping so I love his I love his commitment Yeah, but I don't know what he does at night Do you know what I mean? I'm a little scared of what he does at night like I think this is how he gets out All that energy from whatever he's done at night. Well. Yeah, you know like cutting up bodies at night is exhausting So all day, he's just kind of rip on blades all day It is creepy. He's got that and I'm sure he sure he's the most- I'm gonna say this, I'm dead in a week. Yeah. He's gonna fucking kill me. I was surprised how many people rollerblade out here.

It's big, dude. Still a thing. Nobody did it in Dallas. Yeah, Dallas, you can't do that. Too scared. Too scared of being called gay. Yes. Yeah. But Dallas, you're growing up- Dallas is like such a big sprawling suburb that it almost feels like it's not city, there's no

city feel to Dallas. It's terrible. Downtown Dallas isn't really a city either. No, there's no, there's no culture, there's nothing interesting about it. It's just, no, it's a nice city. It's nice. It's clean. Yeah. That's what you mean. Yeah, it's like, it doesn't make me feel We go on tour will be in cities and I'll go fuck you. Let's get out of here. This is what is this shit? Dallas I'm like this is fine doesn't bother me It's like a nice it's like a place where you go to like a corporate steakhouse, and that's really it I don't really go to Houston's all it is Houston's in Dallas Yeah, there's a it's just so boring. There's nothing there to do but drink? What did your mom and dad do?

My dad was a doctor mom was an interior designer and they That's a cool life. You had a cool life. I mean Dallas was fine is a fine place to grow up. What kind of doc? He was a hospitalist got a first one in Texas I mean, I gotta be 100% that sounds fake a hospitalist believe it or not. What is a hospitalist? I don't know He's a hospitalist Yes, and I don't know and I can't help you yeah And you can ask me more questions because every time you'd explain it he hated being a doctor so much

He would just like he would never like give me a full explanation. Is he retired now? No, he's still doing it He'll never retire. He's mr. Hospitalist, mr hospitalist first one in Texas it says a hospitalist is a Physician whose primary professional focus is the general medical care of hospitalized patients. Can I be honest? Yeah Yes, I'm on top of rhetoric that I do something I I can't I'm so sorry the second started I was like my brain was like this boring yeah Maybe that's what it is every time you explain that I'd be like you're you're boring your

But it sounds like a job that's fake to you know what I mean when they give administrative jobs to people inside of government You're like what what is that like dude? I have to make sure that this section is run by these groups of Representatives who are Districtly assigned you're like that's not you didn't even say It's it's uh his nose starts bleeding in one of his eyes Full circles around his head go to your room What do you do dad all right? Let me guess what your parents did Liam. Let me guess okay?

suburbs mass yep Western Mass Let me guess what your parents did, Liam, let me guess. Okay. Suburbs, Mass. Yep. Western Mass? No, like towards Gillette Stadium. Okay, okay, okay. Southwest. So Dad was, is or was, probably is, you're still young. If they're alive, they're alive? Yes.

Okay, good. Dad is, Dad works in sales. Nope, not anymore. Nope. Nope. Never. Dad was an engineer. No. Pizza cook. Uh, what's above pizza cook?

Almost everything, really. Dad was. Irish worked in the city. Oh, he worked for the city? Cop? No. Fireman. Oh, above cop and fireman. Fireman, like, fireman's here? Between cop and fireman. Between cop firemen like firemen here Between cop and fire between cop and fire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it construction? Oh?

But Irish is rare Irish construction really in Boston. That's that's it Oh, usually they're cops and firefight in Chicago the Irish are caught my grandfather firefighter It's just cops and firefighters my whole other side of the family's cops firemen instruction. He's still doing it I just just fell down the stairs Congratulations. Yeah, yeah, wow got out that way. Yeah, we break his back. So I fucked everything up, dude Fell down a flight of stairs. Yeah, it's at home though. Not on the job. Yeah, just just hanging out at home Who the fuck knows? Mom's like get me some water Yeah, so now he's chilling and then mom teacher sort of she she was she did she did teach was

professor for a little bit she's a professor yeah when I was like a kid and then she was a physical therapist for rest of it no she does that she's PT yeah she's rad I like PT yeah she's cool yeah now she can help your dad yeah exactly what is your parents do my did well they're both retired I mean my parent I'm old my parents my dad was my dad works in automotive sales for aftermarket stuff so like he works for a car wash the company Turtle Wax you guys remember Turtle Wax yeah you're too young they folded years ago they're a piece of shit company and they stink poopoo If you do wash your car, don't use them

I always say like they fired my dad like out of nowhere after like years of working He was so like loyal and they were like say yeah, it like broke my dad's brain Sure, it like little my dad. How many years did he work for there for a I mean, I don't know the exact number I want to say it's got to be 20 something. Oh Yeah, dude, it was such bullshit It sucked and then he worked for like an automotive aftermarket company that does like parts like a parts selling stuff like that So in that world of sales automotive sales and my mom worked in marketing

For property management companies that owned buildings in Chicago And then that's where we lived in a bunch of high rises when I was a kid for companies She worked for so we would just move where they had an opening sure It was like single mother needs a fucking apartment. And they were like, just put her in one of these fucking buildings. So we got to bounce around. Dude, that's like the plot of Sweet Life of Zack and Cody.

I know, they basically had me. Your life was like that. And they owed me money, dude. That's awesome. It's so funny, I'm too old to know the show, but I know of the show. Sweet Life of Zack and Cody for you guys was Pete and Pete for my generation.

Do you know what that is? No. It's so crazy. Sorry you would honestly though you would love you got a mated No, no, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's Pete and Pete Pete and Pete Yeah, it was like two got two kids that were brothers that looked literally nothing alike in there It's just and they're both named Pete. Yeah, and it was really they weren't brothers though, but they were okay It's really subversive and weird. It was so ahead of the time. It's the one brother from Home Alone that goes, Kevin, you're such a disease. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But the show was so ahead of its time.

I think culturally, now we see a lot of these shows. We see a lot of adult swim shows that are weird in their own kind of cultural weirdness. This thing was so ahead of its time. I had a guy, my buddy Toby Huss, great actor. Yeah, he was already the strongest man in the world. And he lived in the neighborhood and would just come by to these young kids

and be like, want me to lift something? And they're like, no. And then he would leave. And you're like, that's his job for the day. That was his scene. But this show was like, I think it was Nickelodeon, wasn't it? Yeah, it was Nickelodeon.

It was just so ahead of its time. And then now you see shows do that all the time now, which is funny. And you're like, God, it's so funny how like, back then everyone was like, this show's fucking weird. Now you have to be fucking weird to be on TV. Well, also any show that's ahead of its time today is gonna get canceled after one season.

They won't even get picked up. Yeah, you don't have any shot. Nothing can be like, you can't try anything new. Yeah, like imagine pitching Peewees Playhouse like if they try to pitch that today They're like it's a grown man who has childlike stuff all over his home and couches talk. They'd be like I don't think Yeah, yeah, they're like I don't they're like we have that show. We have love on the spectrum You already have that show in movies, too I wish there was still a time where like this guy has done so many things that work They're like you can fuck around on this one. Oh, yeah, I was watching give them a free

With bows afraid that yeah, but even more where it's like and now no one can ever do that again Just Spielberg was like I've only made hits and then he's just like let's do little monsters that run around this whole town Gremlins fuck it pretty awesome. Yeah, so I just watched for the first time So I love it. I love so good. It's really really good It's so great, but that's what happens when you let someone fucking piss in the wind a little bit Yeah, I feel that it may happen again, and you guys again, dude I hate to bring it back But you guys are the you're the ones that will do that because you're making the like are you guys making a movie?

Are you guys writing anything right now work on a bunch of you have to yeah? Because you guys are the next generation that can like make it a reality. Well, thank you. We got a great team. Yeah. Our director Tyler Falbo. We also got Elise, Chet, and Billy. They are uh... And Elise is very funny too. I said that to her. I like her. She's very funny. Oh, she's awesome.

She's incredible. Do you guys ever worked Veronica's Cool? Yeah. Yeah. I've mentioned her twice on podcasts. I think she's so fucking great. Yeah, she's great. And her... and Kyle? Is that his name? Yeah, Kyle and Michael. Yeah, right. Very funny. Oh, yeah. Great crew. I've mentioned her twice on podcasts. I think she's so fucking great. And Kyle, is that his name? Kyle and Michael. Yeah, right. Very funny. Oh, yeah, great. Now, this is interesting because like do you ever feel like people

look because what what Mooney and and and Rutherford and and and Beck did kind of like set the tone for like sketch groups a little bit Do you guys ever get compared to those kind of guys at all or no? Probably. I mean when I first started making videos I was like, I miss Kyle Mooney. Yeah. I miss this whole group. I was like, I would just want to be like,

I would just want to make stuff that I wish they were still making. So I was like, when you first start, Did you like, that was who you guys kind of, when you guys were coming up, that's who you guys liked? Yes. And so, Them and then the other big ones like Lonely, like early Lonely. Lonely yeah. Lonely stuff was great. Yeah. But I would just early on I would like basically like rip off their style and eventually you develop like your own that isn't yeah enough but like

obviously like yeah those were like the number one for me and all my friends was good neighbor stuff. Because I feel like good you guys remind me of good neighbor in a good way where it's not the same at all But you remind me of their you guys have the same relationship chemistry in them that they do like very You guys bounce really well where it's obviously diet your character dynamics are very defined where lonely was great, but it was much more It was all over the fun. Yeah, it was much more like wilder free you guys kind of our characters in the show the fun yeah is much more like wilder free you guys kind of our characters in the show whatever that matches your real life but it's it's through the theme it kind of carries through yeah like the dating Elise the dating Elise thing the not no hurt her bringing home the new girlfriend bringing the new girlfriend

home no no maybe it's bring what is it? She's she's there and it's um Meeting her for the first time and she's trying to be cool with the guys. Oh very fucking very rude and mean yeah I absolutely loved every second of that. Have you ever seen the backseats men by lonely island? Oh, so this is like all their first stuff. That was just on YouTube before they got on SNL is fucking insane It's just wild it's insane, and it's Sandberg just being a backseats man Who's a guy whose whole life? He just rides around the backseat of cars, and it's like it's borderline What is this guy and That I saw when I was like eight and I was like I love this so much what the fuck is this That's I need to do that yeah

Were you always stand up or you did you slowly get into stand up? I started stand up in the sketch the like when I was 18 so same time. Yes. What do you like more? I mean sketches easy shitty question because it's so hard to say but What do you feel like is gonna be the thing you do the longest? Fuck I wish I knew go into your head you have to give up one go You have to give up one right now. Probably sketch but like oh I know see look this is what I like I get this face you're gonna hurt look at this fucking feeling never I'll never do it I'll never leave you you got a good frown I don't care that is a good frown I mean

care I'll never leave I feel like if I don't know you would give up sketch but I think about quitting stand-up like all the time. Well that's how you know you like it. If you think about quitting sketch, it's probably like, oh man, maybe you really will. If you think you want to quit stand-up all the time, it's like you actually really love it. Because sketch is so fun.

Sometimes it's hard, but like, when we do the live sketch tour, I'm like, dude, this is like taking the weights off of that. It's so easy. It's unbelievable. You can take a break like I'm not in this sketch I'm just on my phone in the green room waiting for the next one. It's unbelievable. How about when people call them skits? I hate it. I want to puke and kill myself. I can't go, they're actually sketches. I can't correct them. Because sketches sounds just as lame as skits. It all sounds gay. Yeah, it sucks. Cool skits, and you have to go, thank you.

That's my biggest pet peeve about being a standup is someone, you know, like an older person, I'll get introduced at a party. It's like if a young person's like, dude, I'm such a big fan. Mom, this is Andrew. Da da da, he's standup, da da da, what a podcast, da da. And then a parent will always go,

so what are your skits like? And then I'll go, on stage you what is my act like what it yeah what what do you do it's a lot of its person it's like my observations of my life in the world site look like who who who is it like and i think this is this is i'm thinking about that chandelier and it was on the more and more i think about

the tears of the chandelier is plenty of room on the chandelier and i will scoot over but is on com you know we might balance each other out weight wise We might need to be on the opposite if we go on one side people on it. Oh, they're already up there Yeah, all right good this yeah, dude You know what the worst thing is nowadays is when people go this happened to be the other day at a bar Or it's like someone came up and was like oh Hey, big family you sketch and stuff like oh, thanks man really appreciate and his buddy just just steps in goes Yeah, I don't have tic-tac or any of that so like I don't fucking know you but like that's cool, man

So like what do you do like yeah? I'm not on like tiktok or any of that bullshit So like I don't get the influence or stuff, and I was just sitting there just I was like why are you attacking? Yeah, and also why do you need to say anything remember? You used to sit when people used to say nothing if they didn't know yeah when they would go I don't know what that is and they would keep shut because they'd go well I don't want to talk about it because I'm not aware Yeah, did you see that movie? I did not and that's the end of that fucking conversation, but I got him back

I just hit him with the the Connor O'Malley. I was like, what do you do? And he was just like explaining some like tech thing. I was like, that's all going away, man That's all going away he's like he was like no is oh, yeah now it's fine. That's all going away And I was like was staring him into a cell. I'm like, you're not gonna have a job in four months, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't think that's meant to last, dude. I don't think I was gonna be around.

But I mean, if that's, dude, your dreams are your dreams, man. Yeah, yeah. And my skits are my skits. Yeah, yeah. I don't like that. People do that a lot, though. I don't know who you are thing, really. I'm already embarrassed by being recognized.

Bobby is good when we go in public. He knows he's good. I like when a fan says hi, but I'm really like, I don't know how to, whatever. I just like to say hello and then thank you and then move on. But when someone's like kind of engaging, I'll get a little uncomfortable. And when someone's like on a plane or something

and they're like, do-do-do-do-do-do, and I'm like, okay, thank you, thank you, but I don't want the attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll get nervous and then someone else, like in my row or a lot of times someone next to me would be like, I don't know who the fuck you are, who are you?

And then you're like, dude, don't make me chandelier this way. Dude. Like I'll fuck, I don't want to kill myself on the plane. I'm already embarrassed. And then you have to lie and be like, oh, it's just, I do a thing online. And then they're like, where is it?

And you're like, fuck dude,, I don't wanna do this. Please don't do this. I've had a guy take his phone out and be like, who are you? Oh God. And then he looks at me, then I'll go, my name's Andrew. He's like, what, what do you do? And then you have to tell them and then they find you.

And then they're looking at you and they do this. That you're on the, and you're like, yeah. I remember I had someone see me on the street and they were like oh dude I love the videos can I get a quick photo and I was like sure and then his friends are standing there taking the photo about as far away as you are from me and they're talking about me like I'm not there they go who is this supposed to be and I'm standing there like and they go I don't know and someone goes I think it's the Friday beers and they're like, I don't know what that is and I'm just

And they look me up and they're like, I don't know who this is He's like, all right. Thanks, man. I'm like, hmm. Yeah Have a good day. Bye guys Nice to meet everyone who don't know who I am But they hear someone else say something and then they'll go can I get a picture with you and I'm like you don't even know Who I am and they're like who cares? I'm like, all right, all right through my son. He's not born yet. He's gonna be huge We have one guy Chet in our group he was on a date Chet Hanks Chet Hanks eventually he will be in our group

Our goal is to absorb him Chet. Please do a sketch with us I I made a huge PowerPoint on why I think he'd be the next rdj uh... all i really think it's it's it's m his office and i believe it is all it's just a little some pamphlets yeah okay please but their career arcs same route same needs the one break up his desire man he's on pace if you get the iron man

is he could be he could be a fucking also he might him he came at me one time chet chet's not a fan of mine over really talked about him one time on a pod but they're like when he was in the jamaican accent at the golden globes yep and it would just happen we're talking about it on a pod and he's fucking d m e dot fog and gave me a date is a keep my fucking name out of your mouth probably shit and i was like well

you do know it was a we're doing a bit of the show he's a guy right to keep that same energy when i see you and i thought she and i wrote be well check well maybe he's processed now since yeah it's been a long time he's found God recently I think so we all have really yeah we all have no I found God and then quickly lost him in Catholic school you got rid of him I got rid of you could find him again dude no you don't think so he's on he's hiding you do you think so he's in the he's in the cornfields dude

he's in the tall grass eventually yeah cornfields dude. He's in the tall grass Eventually yeah, you'll get there when all this runs out. I'll find him Steve when things are going well. I don't need him I don't need God what what a joke just me man This is your God. Yeah, that's all I need that is your God wait, but okay, so Chet Oh, yeah, chat in the group. He was on a date, and I guess some guy Oh yeah, chat in the group. Sorry. He was on a date and I guess some guy sat down at his table and was like, You're from Friday Beers. And Chet was like, Yeah, how are you? And he goes, What the fuck even is it?

And he was like, Uh, I don't know man, it's like a media company. He goes, I don't understand how any of that shit works. Chet was on a date and he was like, Um's it's not that it's it's it's simpler than it sounds and the guy was like You're not gonna fucking explain it He's gotten this argument and this dude's entire friend group is just staring at them while he's on this date So he's also asking about the risotto Yeah, my boy wants to know about the risotto. But what the fuck is Friday beers, dude? Yeah, look, I love and appreciate all the fans that we have.

It's just like sometimes I don't know how to respond. And I get like locked up and I'm like, I don't know what to say. Especially if somebody insults you. They're insulting you. They're like, I don't really like stand up. You're like, okay man, I don't know how to do this now. What do you want me to say to that? If someone insults me, I already hate myself and I don't care. Yeah. If someone likes me, it's the same thing. I hate myself and you just took the wind out of my sails. God bless. In here, we pour

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Well, we set aside I'm not gonna I told him that he's young he lives alone now And I said the you're missing out on the fucking the homie chat when you come home with your little Roommates at night and one of them stone and somebody's a little buzz and you know, I talked some shit I love it Oh, it's my favorite thing is when I'm like if I'm like writing something and I write something horrible that I can never do. And I'm like, I guess like get to like run out and be like, dude, you gotta listen to this. We have plenty of forbidden bits.

I wanna hear one so bad. I know you can't share one, but man, do I love them. There's- Yeah, I can't. But yeah, I'll do little bits. I'll scurry around and act out little bits for, just for Liam. It's just a one man show that I know can't if you want to see it

You got to put everyone has to put their phone in a Faraday cage outside of our apartment And then you can come in and see it right sometimes late at night I'll just get a knock on the door and then a piece of paper slips under And it's it's it's it's hell on earth and heaven on earth at the same time It's great. Yeah, and it cannot and it's it's unspeakable shit. Yeah We light it on fire. You have we burn it. Yeah, we have we don't let it get you don't get don't let someone trace It did they'll find it. Someone will rummage through your garbage find it burn you to the ground and we'll know Honestly, if they do that they earn it. Yeah

Good I deserve to go down for that. That is great that you guys get to showcase each other little pieces of bullshit. Now, but your girlfriend, how often is she over? She's over, not all the time, I'd say. You are out of your gourd. Does it hurt? Does it hurt the relationship? Does it kill in a little bit? No, she rules. She's rad. She would never be a part of it though. Is it hurt the relationship? Does it kill in a little bit? No, she rules. She's rad. Yeah.

She would never be a part of it though. Is she in the business? No, no, she's normal. You know the rule is one headshot per household. Yeah. That's a good rule. This was given down to me from Al Madrigal, comic. He said years and years and years ago

when we were hanging out at the store, a buddy of ours was dating another actress, comic, whatever. And he goes, you see that dude? That's gonna fucking end real bad, and I was like well I mean, I don't know who knows I mean, it's brand new. He's like no no dude one fucking headshot per household Okay, just fucking remember and it like singed into my brain in a way where whenever friends like hooking up fine But whenever friends started a real relationship. I was always like one headshot dude got to be careful and sure enough it Almost always yeah

somebody wants and it becomes this like Competitive fucking thing it's dark. There's that and sorry no, I'm just gonna say I get competitive like and she's not even in the business No, yeah, and if she was I'd like weird you get you got a spot. How'd you book that? Yeah? Yeah? Who you fucking who you fucking get that I'm serious How'd you book that? Yeah. Yeah. Who are you fucking? Who are you fucking to get that? I'm just seeing emails. Yeah, it gets bad. It's like it's a weird shitty competitive. You're already so self-indulged. You're like, I don't know if another person could. It's it's it's unhealthy to be that self-indulged and then date someone like that and it's also like At the end of the day it is a job and you hate your job. That's right Yeah, and it's like you don't want to I don't want my job to also come into my relationship

I want that to be something we never talk about. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I got to separate it completely I don't even know what my wife does and I'm not even kidding She goes to a little place right doesn't she go to a little place every day He knows he's seen her go and bye. I wave her bye and I don't know I drop her every morning 7 a.m. At Barnes & Noble. I don't know if she's just looking around she works there She owns it. I'm just checking it out. Yeah It doesn't even exist anymore Yeah, she's there she goes to the what used to be a Barnes & Noble

It used to be an old spaghetti factory and I drop her off every day And I don't know what she's doing in there. No, but I think that was that's a big piece of like my sanity because you know as you guys grow in your career like you start you do get you do get you do start to spin out over bullshit and She's a human a civilian. So when I tell her it it like clicks into reality. She's like who fucking cares I'm like right you realize you're a loser who fucking cares yeah this is all bullshit like this is all meaningless nonsense name-dropping some like thing that happened she's like oh that's great I don't know who the fuck those people are like you don't like

these are like oh yeah oh I'm trapped in my own little bubble yeah yeah I'm bullshit who's the biggest person that's done a sketch with you guys like who is a big get that you're like my favorite, my favorite would be Sam Brown Sam. What's good? You know just cuz we were like such big fans of WK UK and it's He's done like two now and we kind of become friends with him so yeah That was have any other like big white whales that you want to get in Andrew Santino, I told you guys at the bar. I said that night

I said if you guys have anything and you ever want to put me in something I'm down if you have a weird role that you want me to do I said it we were supposed to in January But then we like kind of suspended you spend it. She's not shooting our YouTube Yeah, but now we're back and actually I do have I'll pitch you after a video idea that I think that's great pitch me I said I want to one that you could be a small role in and then we'd eventually want to get one where you'd be Like a big yeah I like a small role because we wouldn't'd eventually want to get one where you'd be like a big I like a small role though. Because we wouldn't want to, you know, have you come shoot for like six to eight hours.

No, but I like to put a pop into me. I'll shoot as long as you want. But a pop into me is funnier for some reason. Like someone said to me the other night, like what, you know, like what would be kind of like your ultimate director to work with or whatever in Hollywood. I think it'd be really funny to be an absolutely nothing burger character in like in like a Tarantino Scorsese and I like nothing and I mean like I'll walk in and be like they're here and then leave yeah that's all I like just one fucking shit line that's all I want I was rewatching and deliver it poorly

outside they're outside dude all that's making me think of is like Tim Dillon's role in Joker Joker dude yeah him shitting on it is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life I talked to him that night after he like went on this big rant and I was like Timmy why are you burning it's necessary no no it's just just fucking look the other way just like it is what it is he's like no they have to know they're making shit, and I'm like well I'm not gonna deny it. It's like my favorite thing ever what he said He said I missed my scene because I was tweeting about how bad movie was but this is true. That's what's so fucked up He's like there is no there is no hyperbole. That's Tim is that guy. That's like. Oh, yeah

I'm gonna fucking yeah, like he told them he was gonna talk shit It's awesome. He was like I can't wait to fucking shit on this thing when I get home I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure he's telling the truth the movie. Yeah, I mean have you seen it Interesting have you know why? But it's sometimes I do I like watching bad shit because it's sometimes bad is good not in it what not good But it's good that it's you're happy. It's bad, right? It's fun that it's dog shit. Like what did we watch we talked about that the other day I just saw a movie that I know was bad, but I still enjoyed it anyway. Oh the fucking

I went with Dermot to go see it the the Shamala M. Night Shyamalan movie. Oh Not Josh Duhamel. What's the guy's the one in the concert? Yeah Not Josh Duhamel. What's the guy's name? Oh, the one in the concert? Yeah, the concert with Josh Hartnett. Hartnett, Josh Hartnett. Is it like trapped? Trapped, yeah.

It's fucking atrocious. Dude, it's unbelievable. But it's so funny, because it's so bad. The dialogue is like, hello, how are you? Can I tell you, here's some ex- Did you know that this is happening right now? Why are you here? Micah's here too.

Did you know Micah? Micah's Dan's wife. You know, like, it gives you everything too fast fast and you're like, what the fuck is this? I love M9, I love Josh Hartnett. 30 days a night. The problem was I think Hartnett thought this was like, I think when you're shooting something you don't know the director's end game. Of course. And so you could tell he's working very hard, he's actually quite good in the movie

and then the story unfolds in a way where you're like, did no one tell him this is? Well, this was an ad for your daughter's music career. Yes. That's literally what it is. She's singing every five minutes. Yep. It's exactly what I said.

Oh, that's awesome. It's not good either. No, it's not. I love M. Night, but like, I've never seen this in history. I genuinely love him, but I've never seen this in history where someone Had one thing do really well and every single chance since he's like getting another He's like like people are still like okay This is gonna be the one where he like well because I'm sure a lot of earned enough money for them to justify

That's all it is. They don't care. They don't care. They don't care as long as it earns enough money And by the way this one he's self-funded isn't that true? Then you saw wow I'm almost. And by the way, this one, he's self-funded. Isn't that true, Danny? I'm almost positive he's self-funded this one because he bet on, look, not taking a shot, but I'm sure the studio was like, we're not paying for this movie, but we will fucking, we will distribute it. And he was like, all right, I'll fucking pay for it.

I don't give a shit, I'm betting on myself. And then I'm sure he made just enough. Self-funded all of his projects since 2015's The Visit. Wow! Dude, good for him. Actually, The Visit, The Visit, sick. The Visit's sick? The Visit is sick. Look up how much did it cost for the traps, or whatever the fuck it was called. Do you see Megalopolis?

I didn't see it. Do I need to? Kind of. It's like one of those that like, it's so bad it's unwatchable it's not even fun. Oh, it's not fun. No, it's not fun. See, this trap was fun because it's bad. Like, we were laughing the whole fucking time. Yeah, I'm sure there's great scenes.

Like, every movie he has has like some great scenes in it. It's just like it doesn't tie the bow perfectly. You want a really fun bad one that I watched recently? Give me, give me a tank. The Island of Dr. Moreau. Oh yeah. What is that? It's with, I was telling was telling you about it's with Marlon Brando. Yeah, Marlon Brando plays like this godlike figure He's fat as fuck. He's bald and he's got white paint on for the whole movie It's amazing and he's incredible Val Kilmer murders it man

like the acting is unbelievable and just the effects and The rest of it is just falling apart throughout. It's dog shit. It's dog shit. It looks like a student film with fucking A-list actors. It's the most, you do need to see that. If you guys like movies like what I think you're describing, have you seen Triple X Return of Xander Cage with Vin Diesel? No. It's literally the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life. Me and my friends, we go on like a trip every year and we always watch it and get hammered it gets funnier every triple X triple X return of Xander Cage So there's Xander Cage, then there's the second Xander Cage movie with ice cube don't watch that one watch triple X return of Xander Cage

Which is which the one where they're throwing around a triple X Yeah, there's a scene where they're there like in the standoff on this table Everyone's like got something to say. Someone just takes off the pin of a grenade, just throws it, next guy grabs it. And shuts off the grenade. And then they just keep throwing it. They're playing Russian roulette with this grenade on a table in a packed bar. There's people around them.

And then there's one scene where a guy pulls out a second grenade. And now they have two grenades and Vin Diesel. Someone picks up the two grenades, and he's like two grenades I'm liking these odds and Vin Diesel's like three grenades I'm loving these. Oh, no, dude. They're just they're just playing hot potato with three grenades Is that the one where he opens the movie where he's skiing down? Yes? Yeah? Yes? I don't even want to spoil it I bet you that movie made a fuckload of and you know what it should have because I've seen that movie now probably six times

Yeah, cuz it's the funniest movie I've ever seen you're paying for Vince guest house Budget was 85 million box office 346 million holy shit he deserves it those fast and furious movies are phenomenal. Is that Trapper? That's my point yes is is those movies will never take a loss Yeah, so good because they're because we go to see every fast and furious mm-hmm, and it's an event It's a fun party event with your friends ago, and I think the joke is on us because everyone's a gold fat and furious But you're like oh, dude This is the party movie that we need because every other movie that's trying to be something else this movie's like dude

We're a fucking this is a joke don't pretend you don't enjoy it I hate people that are like those are those are they treat them like Marvel movies Oh, they're and also Marvel movies are fucking trash half of the time Yeah, so you're like no dude. This is actually knows that it is what it is and it doesn't give a fuck I think that would legitimately be my dream job is writing a fast and furious movie because There's nothing where they would look at it and go like we don't have the Budget for that anything you want. Yeah anything. Yeah He's like he's gonna backflip off of a car onto a helicopter and the helicopters gonna barrel roll the moment before it hits the ground

He gets saved by a hawk like a fucking huge like the pitch room and they're like we could do it Well, then they go actually we did that in the fifth one Yeah, I would love to do you know like all the war movies are coming out and everyone's like that's propaganda I'm like let's make a real propaganda one like let's go all the way Let's do that go all the way on like fucking American sniper and like let's shoot. Let's give them Let's give them Wolverine claws. Let's give them super strength and just go nuts on dude I really I think I think we should do a propaganda film. I would do that with you guys.

But we should make it ROTC. Guys that are in college trying to get into the army. My fucking college roommate, dude, I love him. I love you, dog. Ev, I love you. But one of the only guys I've ever known to get removed from ROTC. What'd he do?

Not for disciplinary, for just not doing it. It's a freebie. You have to fucking just show up. They'd be like, dude, we have to run tomorrow morning before the meeting. You just have to do it if you want to keep the ROTC thing. And he's like, I slept in again, dude. I can't do it. It's like, dude, you're definitely not going to go to the army then, dude.

This is the easiest. They ask you to just show up and jog with Them before a meeting he's like knock. I'm not gonna do that like get out get out and they asked him They're like, I think you have to I think you're not army material. I like that's it's the saddest. What is it? I was a yeah, I trapped was budget 30 million and grossed 83 million He's making so much money 30 million and it grossed 80 and by the way three million now But he probably usually usually marketing is double the budget right so probably cost him 60 all out, so he still made 20 I mean for big movies. Yes, I did. I don't think these this trap was pretty heavily promoted

I saw it a fuck. I saw it so much. Yeah, it became a part of the zeitgeist of promotion I bet you he spent a fuckload on that cuz that's how he makes his money if you market the fuck out of it there's enough bozos like me that'll be like we got to see this yeah like I have to fucking see it just because It's I want to know so bad if it's bad. Yeah, like I just in my interest is so peaked with him It's like is this like what was the one the the island where they're all there's like Or something you're like dude an elevator Stopped at some point was like and elevator and they're like, that's it. Yeah, that was some of the worst acting

I've ever seen it was pretty it was pretty I was like there's one lady in there and I was like who? Who are you with? Yeah? Yeah, you're not you're not a real human being you are CGI Almost like when Kanye releases anything. You're like, well, he's still, he made graduation, like he made signs, he made six cents. Maybe he's back in his bag on this one, I don't know. And then you're usually like... And Kanye's new stuff you think is gonna be good. I love the cousin stuff he's been trying. I love it. I can't get enough of it. I did an interview with Ben Ballard, the jewelry maker, and he was like, yeah, Kanye hit me up about doing a, you see he posted a diamond swastika? No.

He had a chain made diamond swastika. I can get you guys, I can get you guys hooked up if you want. Yeah, thank you. Thanks, BB. And Ben Baller was like, he's like, no, are you out of your fucking mind? But he said he kept asking him.

He was like, oh, I'll break you. I'll get you to do it. And then Ben was like, brother, this, like, of course, clearly I'm not fucking making you this bullshit. And then I go, but he did get someone. He goes, oh yeah, there's a fucking idiot willing to make some dumb shit for Kanye He's like you think there's not a jewelry maker out there. That's what I was like This sounds a little much but most of these jewelry makers are

Are Jewish most of these guys that own these I was like who's making this he's like, oh no, dude There's got to be one scumbag shit bag sellout. That's like fuck it. I'll make it for you, and he did he posted it on He took it down. It was on the internet for a couple days But he has a huge diamond swastika, but I said what you should have done was make him like be like yeah I'll make it for you And then when he shows up make it like a star of David yeah Just make him a big diamond star of David just to fuck him right off Yeah, it's like a Banksy where it's at the second you put it on just switches into a star

You kill Kanye. It is sad dude. Kanye I love him so much. You gotta and to watch him do this you're like oh man. It's like he's being a cringe lord dude. It sucks. It's like it's like a kid made an edgy joke and everyone got mad so he just leans into it and doesn't know when to stop but also like maybe he really believes all this. I don't think he believes it. I really I genuinely don't. I think it's all I think he loves this. I think he's obsessed with the fact that people are like on his shit talking about how fucked up it It's the only way he stays relevant. He's not making enough music for us to be like dude. This is really good He's like if I say some wild-ass fucking shit

I think Elon's like an inch away from doing that too or Elon knows he's trolling and now he's aware of the internet being like In on him a little bit. So now I think he's just gonna do it even more. Like I guarantee you, this whole space thing with all the actresses. Yeah. Now he's gonna use all this negative attention from it to do some other dumb, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Dude, I missed all that. I was out of town. I completely missed that whole story. It was so silly. But now he's gonna be like, we'll send kids to space, unaccompanied minors. Like I think he'll just troll. Yeah. Cuz he knows it it's that's what he does. That's literally what he fucking does That's the future and you both have cyber trucks by the way. Yeah, mine's coming

Oh you you don't have yours some back order special order right and what does it say on the hood? You got a custom. It's got a big thing on the hood uh Kanye helped me workshop the the license plate. Oh all that's okay that's all say that's all you're gonna say lances live free or die our word not the actual word says are our worst word alright yeah look for your diet yeah which is the state slogan of hampshire hampshire that's exactly right close to close to the closest three hours away it's a drive yeah it's a little bit drive i've read recently noticed people ripping the tea off their tesla as like a protest so that people don't attack their car and I'm like that's

there's just something about that that's hilarious. Well here's what's so dumb they're so identifiably a Tesla. It's not like a Honda where you're like could that could be a Toyota or a Honda. And there was a the glue outline of the T. You didn't even take the time to get like a razor blade just really do it. Just take the glue off. I've seen a lot of the stickers around LA that say, love Tesla, hate Elon, or whatever, like anti-Elon Tesla club or whatever the fuck. Dude, just, it is what it is.

I've even seen this on stage. It is funny that people are like, I remember years ago when those became the car, and everyone I knew was like, gotta get electric, dude, you gotta go electric. And I like cars, and I was like, nah, I just don't, I'm not interested. You know, I'm just not like cars and I was like, no, I just don't I'm not interested I'm you know, I'm just not for me. Everyone's like dude. You gotta be on the right side of history

Well, dude me and Liam we don't have cars and when all this shit was happening we were talking like dude This might be a great time to get a Tesla. Yeah Genuinely, I was like I should just get one both of you guys don't have a car No, you only uber well. I have an electric bike, so I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint. God bless I have an electric skateboard electric skateboard like a little cool. Yeah, yeah a little cool. It's pretty sick Do you how do you got you uber everywhere? How'd you hear ubered you only uber I ubered to a lot of places I don't leave the west side So yeah, the only time I go anywhere is like if lot of places. I don't leave the West Side so yeah The only time I go anywhere is like if I'm doing like you know shout out the story

I'm probably I'll probably uber there too. You guys the only guys I know that can get through LA without a car It's a fucking nightmare. I don't do stand-up, so I don't have to like go anywhere Yeah, I can literally stay in Marina Del Rey Venice or Santa Monica. I'm gonna buy one my old roommate had a car So for like three years I was borrowing my buddy's car. And I'd borrow my girlfriend's car a lot too. But I usually Uber a lot. That's why you go together. I get it. Yeah.

Could I get your keys again? Sometimes I'll ask. Why don't you buy your fucking car? You don't need them, right? I need to go to the grocery store. Is your girlfriend coming over? That's a conversation I have every two weeks. Oh man, is she coming over?

Nice, we should watch Moody Night. Maybe she's not using her car, I can borrow it. If she isn't. She's not coming, can you ask her to? Cool. You guys have to log in on the fridge, you have like a sign of who's got the car from when. What is she, what kind of, is it a nice car? Volvo. It's pretty nice. Volvos are nice.

You've heard of it? You gotta be careful. Yeah, no, I just heard of it, they're brand new, right? Just came out. Yeah. Not named by Nazis. No, yeah it is. It actually pretty nice. Volvos are nice. Heard of it? Yeah. You gotta be careful. Yeah, no, I just heard of it. They're brand new, right? Just came out. Yeah. Not made by Nazis. No, yeah, it is. It actually is, yeah. Wait, the RRT's... That's the irony of Elon. He's like, they're like, he's a Nazi. You're like, all the good cars are made by Nazis, man. BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen, Volvo. These are Nazi cars, dude. They were making some anti-gravity shit back then, too. That's gonna come out soon. I can't wait, dude. I'm excited. You guys told me you're both gonna get around town at some point using just jetpacks you guys order jetpacks well actually we're doing that new bike the flying bike flying bike yeah yeah we have a plan yeah we're gonna be like the new Green Goblins flying over LA whoa yeah and there's a lot of wind

underneath coming down so we can really fuck up some encampments if you don't have a harpoon gun right and we can kidnap anyone we want. So you not kill but kidnap? Kidnap. Well, if I'm a good shot, hopefully it's kidnapped. Right. Yeah. I'll be like-

I'm working on my aim. What will you do once you're in your possession, once these people are kidnapped? It kind of just be like when you're playing Red Dead and you're like, I don't know what, I'm gonna end up doing this guy but I'm gonna see how long I can- You can just toy with him? It's like the Joker when he's like, I'm like a dog chasing a car, when I catch it I don't know what I'm gonna end up doing this guy, but I'm gonna see how long I can just toy with him. It's like, it's like the Joker when he's like, I'm like a dog chasing a car when I catch it. I don't know.

You don't know what to do with it. I just enjoy chasing them. I might fall in love with it. I have fucking no idea. Yeah, you might end up keeping it. Yeah. These are people we're talking about. Yeah. There's like, there used to be a guy that I used to see on TikTok that made me laugh every time. He's in Red Dead and he would just like He would get somebody be like come on follow me They follow him anyway, and they would just throw them off of a cliff That's the best part of Red Dead. It's so funny dude. It's great I showed my girlfriend Red Dead for the first time the other day and she was watching me play how like I normally play We're like like a woman's like help help

They my husband got bit by a snake and then I go through the process of saving both of Them and they blow their heads off with a shotgun after She's like what the fuck did you do that? I'm like cuz I'm gone here Cuz I smite who I want to smite right and I just I run around I'm yeah, I'm shooting everyone Westworld showed us who we really are that show was so true Yeah, when they're like eventually people are gonna turn and do fucking wild shit. You're like yeah, dude Yes, yes, you would you would you would absolutely be like Well, I can't die. I could do whatever the fuck I want. We were talking about like, you know I like that show they get off the train everyone's like wow, it's like a new world one guy full sprint

He's already taking his clothes off Jesus Christ the closest dog he could find everyone's like holy fuck It's not real I paid for this whatever Everyone has a friend in there who's the friend in that group that does that who's the first psychopath when you go something there if that World existed when your group is the first one that would do some wild-ass shit I'll tell you this I in when I play video games. I like have to be like a good guy Oh, you say you're like feel bad doing shit like that I you don't I know I'd start I'd murder. Yeah

Fuck it dude. Yeah, it's free. See you don't know you're a good boy at heart. You're a good boy at heart Yeah, if the veil society was lifted, I don't know who I'd be Right. Yeah, if you had to not stop not pretending like you're such a fucking well put together adult. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well who would we all be? Exactly. If we didn't have to pretend. Yeah. Like what would you do if you didn't have to? What would your day look like if you didn't have to pretend? Probably a lot like it already looks. It looks the same for you. Yeah. I mean like I was saying I just I was like God we drove by some guys doing heroin I was like like that would be my that's day ever

I would love to get ripped if you get like 20 bucks, and you can get Christmas morning in your veins and just walk around like you're at Disney all day basically right no matter where you are right Something's like a little glorious about that there. Well. There's a guy who skateboards with his dog by me He's a homeless guy and his dog pulls him and I was like that's fucked up But also rad at heroin you're on a magic carpet ride. That's what I'm saying You're on a jet ski and you're getting pulled by dolphins. His name is Aladdin by the way. Well, that's what he goes by Yeah, when you greet him and you have to bow He'll spit on you if you don't bow. It was what royalty you have to it's a little toxic

It's a little wild but he's a nice guy It is funny that I in my old neighborhood, especially, like I befriended the homeless guys enough where I knew their moods. You know, like I could see from across the street and my wife and I'd be like, we can't, let's not walk over there today. And she's like, why? I'm like, I think I can feel,

I can feel that he's in like a screamy, yelling mood. But if he was in a good mood, I'd be like, no, we'll just walk by and then be like, hello. But you could feel the days where we walk home. That's when I had to get out of West Hollywood, because West Hollywood got, you guys, the West side's so nice, but the homelessness North is bad. Where you guys are, you're fine.

Well, at our old office, it was pretty bad. It was chaos. I mean, we literally had to like kick a guy out for like, he just came in and started jacking off in our office once. Did he finish? No, I think it was kind of like... Limp? Yeah.

That's so annoying. Get hard. If you're gonna come in my office and jack off, be hard. I don't think there's anything funnier than me than like a homeless guy jacking off like a flaccid penis. Just walking around like he doesn't even know he's doing it. I swear, I like, I think that is the funniest thing ever. When you see those videos of guys on PCP

and the cops are trying, like they don't know what the cops are saying and they're just like jazzing their butter I get mad when they don't even shoot big. It's like it's like a little dribble out there I'm like getting what like how many times you beat off today perv like yeah save the rope for the fucking audience Dickhead, but we had a guy that used to light our stairs on fire. Yeah, it's tight bit of a firebug Yeah, you would just you just walk in throw gasoline on all carpeted stairs throw a match and then just fucking dip you did like twice. Whoa I wonder why what happened to him with stairs. It's just your dad. Yes Your dad's Nightmare memories of stairs. Yeah, you'll never hurt anyone in my family ever again

That is insane just light shit on fire. We used to have a guy, there was a guy who used to poop by our mailboxes in my second apartment. Which is not, I don't really care, I get it, he wanted to get out of the wind. But dude, you can't see it, like it was underneath the boxes, so you'd walk by it and be like, oh fuck, he must have pooped over there again Yeah, there was a guy

There was a poop outside of our old place that I could see I was like Dexter doing forensics right I like I could see the impact on the wall, and then where it was was a big issue Oh, I remember this and I was like I was just walk around like I think his feet were probably here Yeah, like he was like this And it was I mean he must have shot four feet out of his ass onto this wall And then hit like well because I think there was a car parked I think he had his hands up on the car racing himself on the vehicle Yeah, it was just like just letting it I was like oh man

I wish I could have seen this live respect to this guy by the way yeah because I bet you this was a moment For him too. He was like whoa You guys no one's there There was an outline of a body like a nuke went off in the shadow He's just an NFL kicker just like looks up a god after he's like we saw it at least Yeah, you're with me forever man You had a you had a guy walk into the office when we were having like a little Pre party before this we used to host stand-up shows at the office you get really yeah. Yeah, it was fucking nightmare

I thought why was it bad it was sounds fun it was fun but uh I was hosting I don't like host it was like it was fun I hate producing a show yes you got to get somebody else to do that yeah I like coming in doing my set and getting out yeah and then it was a lot of like setting up chairs and taking down chairs and then the pain yeah yeah but that homeless guy walked in a homeless guy would just walked in one day and I like was pretty sure he was like he looked very homeless you can tell by the shoes usually and he didn't have any and he walked in he was like what is this place I was like oh so it's like a media

company I started like breaking down though and I was like what the fuck am I doing pitching him for real yeah I was like I was like I think you gotta go man he's like well all right well you guys have anything I could have I was like yeah I just gave him like 30 rack beer and just I was like you I think you gotta go man. He's like, well, all right, well, you guys have anything I could have? And I was like, yeah, all right. And I just gave him like 30 rack of beer. And just, I was like, you hit the road. And I was like, I probably just created the biggest problem for someone else tonight.

He's like, you know, like, give me a free beer at that office, I'm gonna come back. Yeah, he never did though, he never did. No, he's been coming back every, we already moved the office like a year ago, but he's still showing up. I go back and I just leave ham slices out for him. Just leave it right on the around the rail

Mm-hmm the idea though that that he he's like off his rocker. He walks in you give him free beer He's like this is this is heaven. Yeah, this is exactly where I'm supposed to be. I'm supposed to come here every day He has like a wonderful afternoon. He gets fucking cooked and then he forgets where that office is Rest of his life is trying to find that office again, and we took the signs down like right after that so he's probably like no no was this real this is a dream yeah yeah where's my Zoltar machine you made him big and then you took it away dude that's so fucking dark that's a that's actually kind of a beautiful movie a guy searching for the place that gave him free beer for the rest of time yeah he just can't fucking find it he's looking for this one skinny fat Irish kid walking around the city. He's just turning

around. He's turning around, everyone's like, Liam! Liam! I think that man lost his son. Now he lost his free fucking beer hookup, dude. How far is the office from the old one? Not far? No, it's Venice to Santa Monica. Oh yeah, so he'll never find you guys. No. Oh man, that's sad.'s sad cross-country for him But I think I do arson now that I think about it if the if it was like you'd like shit on fire like Stairboy yeah, I think now that sounds like a lot of fun. What crime would you commit? I if I were homeless if you were free the word is free not homeless if I were unhoused no no It's you're free. I think they're free mm-hmm fire unhoused unrestricted I would hunt down way most like they would wooly mammoths back in the day

I would get a group of my best friends, and we'd all be on Vicodin Yeah, and we would hunt down way most maybe so and then when you break open away, Mo. There's like treats inside There's people yeah, right. It's like cracking open a some fruit getting the seeds out. Yeah, I have nothing made me happy the other day I was in a Waymo, and I was like driving down Venice and Stopped that light in these middle school kids started throwing bottles and rocks at the Waymo Hell yeah, and they were all like freaking out and I was in there just smiling like they looked at me like oh I was like I was like yes, and I just so happy the rest. I'm like kids are still throwing rocks at cars

That's so fucking awesome. Yeah God, yeah, they need to. If I saw a driverless car when I was eight, I'd be like, let's throw the heaviest thing we can. Yeah, well, that's how do we hurt it. What do we do to break that? I don't like that. By the way, can you get out while it's driving? I've never been in one.

You can stop and get out, so I could be like, hey, you kids, but I was like. But you could just open the door or no? You press pull over, and then it. And it will do, it will unlock, because I thought for a safety mechanism, they wouldn't let you just get out I think if you yeah you have to like has to find a safe spot it won't just like stop I looked it up for the first

time they don't come to the valley you know that there's no way I was above the hill yeah you can't go on the highway I could take oh they don't do highway yeah we started taking them cuz fucking the streets are just as dangerous as the highway in LA yeah that's the stupidest thing they're like that's a little unsafe you're like have you been on these fucking roads yeah this is just as dumb and dangerous yeah we started taking waymos because we went to a shoot It was like an hour and 15 minute drive and like my driver was like dozing off Like really really having a good day. Oh, yeah, those enough. Yeah, he was on something. He was talking at like 10%

15% the normal speed he should have been talking at I was was like I'm not I can't I can't keep doing this. This happens so often. You trust computer over human. I trust computer over whatever that guy was. Drugged up human. Yeah, drugged up human. I can take him from my place to the improv though, which is sweet. It's a very fun ride. Oh, yeah in the city, right. Only in the city they can. But is it more expensive than an Uber? Sometimes it's a lot cheaper. Wait, really? I wonder why how they're getting away with this. I don't know. No guys. No guys, only in the city they can't. But is it more expensive than an Uber? Sometimes it's a lot cheaper. Wait, really? I wonder how they're getting away with this. I don't know. No guys.

No guys, only girls. No insurance on drug dealer or drug guy driving. Yeah, that's true. Well, that's like, I don't know why they're not doing that with food delivery at this point. Well, they got the Cocoa robots. Those robots just don't cover enough ground. Yeah, those are easier to hunt. That's for real, like cracking open a coconut in the wild.

If you're unhoused. But I think if you are hunting them, you can't be on foot, because they're quite slow. You'd have to be in a wheelchair as well. Why? You have to have wheels if they have wheels. That's only fair. I want to hunt them like they hunt the wild hogs in Texas. Just an AR out of a helicopter. They have the machine gun.

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about like standing up to salute a soldier at a football game. And he's like, well, I mean, let me see his highlight react. Before I give this guy all this love, like what did he do? Like was he in the computer room or was he out on the field? Like it is funny to think now in the future,

kids will be like, it's like my dad was down and down. They're like, show me. Yeah. Let me see what he did. I mean mean the amount of times I've seen a drone drop a grenade on a Russian guy like taking a nap. Like a hundred times. They wake up, what was that? And then this puff of smoke. Dude, in high school on a library computer like this I think there was just like a wild wild west before they were really blocking. I think they're like porn sites and stuff, but they didn't even know even then they didn't even do that Well, yeah, because someone in my class always could be like dude check this out this leaked

Yeah, that's so funny, and I just watched a guy getting his head cut off. Oh, yeah in the library of my high school and I was like Educational yeah, and I was like you think head comes right off. No no no no no no no no takes a long time Yeah, yeah, it's really a lot of work, and that's why you roll a blade around town at full speed because that is tiring It's exhausting you've got to hold the spine You got to really get through there it is just dude. You have good forearms. Yeah, you really do you got to be jacked Yeah, you can't be some skinny mini dude. You're not gonna get through there's there's a handful of sketches We want to make that we just can't yet.

You're a f- why? We gotta be a little more established, I think. I don't know, I think that's fine, but that's fucking hilarious. I have- By the way, if you got Mikey Day in that, would be fucking- That would be the icing on the cake. Well, Tyler Falbo's our director. He did the show with Bill Burr, actually. Moral Compass. I don't know if you ever saw that, but a lot of those types of sketches,

that's kind of what his show was. It was just, he's like really dark sketches. And I'm hoping that we have some vehicle to make those sketches I just pitched. Yeah, you can make them. Yeah. I think it's funny, like, yeah, and Tyler's show, he's actually friends with Al Adgerill, too.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because Bill and Al ATC was their company together, yeah. And, but it was like a drone operator for the military who falls in love. He's supposed to drone strike this village. He falls in love with this beautiful girl that he sees down there.

And he's falling for her, and then sees that her husband comes home and they kiss, and he just nukes the whole city immediately. He sakes her out right off the bat. Before he nukes him, the guy comes, and he's like, execute the target. And he's like, no! No, I'm done with this. These are real people. He gives this whole speech turns around she You know what you're right. Yeah. Yeah, I think I think why not

I mean like on your slate coming up how much stuff have you guys how often are you shooting to put out? What's your like timeline of putting out shit on average average once a week but we'll just so much stuff kind of interrupts our schedule that we end up just like block shooting. Like a stupid podcast or something like that. Like a dumb podcast where you have to drive like four hours to get to it. Yeah, it sucks dude. Could of way mode. No way you actually drive. Walk over the hill. They drop you off at Laurel Canyon and you're like, all right.

But we'll usually do like per sketch we'll try to spend like one day on a sketch which really is Restricting but we'll have some sketches where we can do like two-day shoots just for money. Yeah, and so we'll probably do about One two-day shoot every like two months Do they be yeah like a shoot day a week probably where we're just shooting the whole day And that's a YouTube sketch And then yeah when we have like one that we need to spend more time on we'll do a two-day shoot here and there But it's usually just one day in and out try to get it done. All right Well, I want to be in one please and he's we have an eyewitness here that says right didn't they said that they'll put me in

One yes, you guys don't have a fucking choice I want to be in something small as it can be it. don't care. It doesn't matter what it is. I agree I think that'd be really fucking funny too if it's like yeah if it's tiny and stupid and and it's almost you miss me Anyway, put me in a costume. You won't even know it's me I think there's something where it's not even me there is one that will be like similar in tone to this stand-up one Yeah, that would be great if you could play yourself in it. Yeah, easy whatever you want, okay? I'll shit on all of it. Whatever whatever is a good pop-in. I'll take it. I think it's like a nice fun Small so it's not about so then I don't become the sketch thing part of it. I see right

It's not because then it's not worth it. Do you live around here? Kind of yeah relatively close. Okay. Yes, I feel like we shoot a lot of stuff out here Yeah, they do a lot of valley shoots. Yeah. Yeah, just there's so much studio space out here. So much space up here Yeah, this is where the old whites live. Mmm. This is Dallas really this is essentially the valley is essentially Dallas it's just a big sprawling suburb and it's a time like Burbank is a Legitimate time capsule like you'll walk around those neighborhoods. Nothing has changed for 40 years. It's fucking beautiful. Like I have, I have a weird little crush on it. You know, Chad and JT, you know those guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're shooting with those guys. Yeah, he ran for city council for Burbank. Yeah. Yes. He loves Burbank. We talk about it all the time because I do think there's something really magical about the city kind of has stayed its own character. It doesn't, you know, LA has to change.

The city has to keep like new restaurants, new bars, and this one's closed down and that shop's new. And then the Burbank doesn't have any of these like suburban LA suburbs, they don't fucking give a shit. They don't have to change. They don't want tourists to come up here. Like they don't want foot traffic. They don't want someone to be like,

we should check it out. They're like, don't, it sucks. You don't like this. Cause they just keep it quiet. Now that's kind of like the big sell and for an old crotchety white I'm like this is exactly what I like I think they should have elected JT's incredibly intelligent yeah JT's gonna run again he did say he's gonna run one more time I do think he took a he took a loss and it was it was because of some political shyness and you know what the fuck I'm talking

about you know what you did Burbank City and you know what the fuck I'm talking about. You know what you did, Burbank City Council. You know what you did. I'll be in a sketch soon. You guys say when. I appreciate you guys coming on the show. Thanks for having us. You guys are fucking funny, honestly. Please watch everything that they put together. Plug Friday Beers, and then is there anything else to plug? Almost Friday TV, that's our YouTube channel, and then we do a podcast, the Almost Friday Pod. Almost Friday Pod almost Friday pod Friday beers and Friday

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