Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep 85.5 - Snatch That Weave (Rebroadcast)

Episode Date: December 10, 2017

WATP is taking the week off, but we did record 30 new seconds of audio and we typed this entire sentence. So.... Kevin and Karl review a podcast called SnatchThatWeave, episode entitled STW vs. EVERYBODY. Unfortunately the podcast doesn't feature snatches or even weaving for that matter which is a bummer because Kevin bought a loom specifically in preparation for this week. Thankfully, he was able to sell the loom on Craigslist albeit at a significant loss. Anyways, enjoy listening to a couple of white guys act like they know something about anything. We have to go now, Five Guys is about to close.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. Hey, T.P. Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. This week we are taking the week off. We will not be putting out a new episode. We'll be back again next weekend with a review of the Who's Right Podcasts in the meantime. I invite everyone to check out a review of this podcast called Snatch that we've, it was a show that Kevin and I did back on April 24th of 2016, a classic WATP where we, we learned about Shoozy D and we discovered this fun drop. No, maybe I'm talking about one that we still use almost nonstop to this day. So if you're not familiar with where that comes from maybe I'm talking about then I invite you to check out a re-broadcast of snatch that weave from w-a-t-p and we'll see you again next week. Hello and welcome

to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. Today's show will be analyzing where if you and a podcast called Snatch That Weave episode is entitled STW vs. Everybody. As always we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand so without further ado let's find out what's in for all. Who are these podcasts? It's show time. I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more

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I don't know how the hell this is going to go. So let's, let's get right into it, I think. We listened to a podcast called Snatch that Weave. It is hosted by three black millennials, women out of Chicago. And it's pretty chaotic. Yeah. I didn't learn a lot and I'll admit that I understood about. Excuse me! Crazy Alice is upset. I understood maybe half of what they were talking about but I did learn I just learned some new things. Why don't we start off by playing their their theme song which is pretty damn catchy track one. I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I can't find myself, I. Say a phone, say a phone, say a phone. I've been singing that all week, dude. Somebody find myself.

Say a phone. So I was listening to that song and I go, that reminds me of another song that I like a lot. And I decided to go for it. I made a mash up. Yeah. Okay. If you see down there, I have a cell phone PBJ mashup. Cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phone,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't find myself, I can't find myself. I can't feel a peanut butter thinner, peanut butter thinner, peanut butter thinner, with a

bait full of fat. Holy shit. I think that you improved it quite a bit. I actually kind of like that. I was bobbin my head. Oh, really? Well, they're almost the exact same temple. I didn't even screw with the the beats per minute.

I was just listening to that cell phone sign. I'm like, that sounds exactly like peanut butter jelly time. So thanks for they should let me play that. I feel like I've been playing music clips that I create. It's becoming a trend on the show. I won't want it to become a habit though. Well, yeah, that one was pretty annoying. All right, so let's get into some clips. I have a whole bunch of clips Kevin has like none. Yeah. So let's get into these clips and talk about this podcast

and review it. If you want to play Bucket Boy's drumming ability, they're talking about giving money to street performers in Chicago. There's going to be kids out there hammering on buckets with sticks and trying to make money from it. What do they call it? Buskers? Is that the word? Yeah, it's a bus busking. Yeah, busking, yes. So yeah, that's what they're talking about here. Play bucket boys drumming ability. Nick is beating jobs. The bucket boys get

me because I've been in marching bands so long. She said you have to do the base algorithm for drummers. She was trying to figure out because she has a drumming background. She was trying to figure out, you know, paradiddles, okay, yeah, that's fine. But then Kevin, you played drums. Yeah. Is there an algorithm for drummers? I'm not gonna give you no money. She said you have to do the base algorithm for drummers.

She was trying to figure out because she has a drumming background. She was trying to figure out, you know, paradiddles. Okay. Yeah. That's fine. But then Kevin, you play drums. Yeah. Is there an algorithm for drumming? If there was, I definitely would not have been a drummer because I'm shitty at math. But yeah. No, there's what is she talking about? I have no idea. It's not no algorithm means. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. She was searching for a word and that's the one that came. came. It was not the word that she needed at that time. But the other thing I noticed in this show is there's a lot of storytelling. They tell a lot of crazy stories and they all seem to know these stories and

know people involved in the stories. This was one that I thought was pretty out there. If you want to play Track 11, the booties, they're talking about women who inject, what is it? Sometimes bullion. Yeah, bullion cubes into their butts to increase the size of their booties. Play Track 11. What they do to get booties or what they think helps to get booties. Y'all know Boo-Yong cubes.

That's what I was thinking. It seemed like it was comparable to Boo-Yong cubes. You crushed them hulls up in some water, stirred around, put it in a little like a syringe, and stick it up your ass and inject it in your body. Now can we see any holdings that look like that? Kevin is that possibly true that they have a serengetant show to their ass hole? I don't think you wouldn't need a serengetant just to give like a turkey based or something. Yeah, I got to believe that the serengetant would be going into your ass cheek.

Right. They're like, oh no, no, you take that you just ship it right up your ass all just put it right in your asshole Just take that whole syringe and stick it right up there So that there's a lot of funny things like that This one was part of that same discussion if you want to play track 12 I Mean if I propose my booty and I only get like a hundred and thirty eight like some of it. But you know what though? I think it's way more people who are just normal like us. Then there are like the crazies that are dying for all of this attention and taken. All right. Two funny things there. First, the one woman's upset because she posted booty only

gets like a hundred and thirty eight likes. Yeah. And then they go to say, I think there's more people who are normal like us. Is there anything about this show that sounds normal to you? No, not at all. This is a completely foreign world to me. Yeah, it's very out there. Yeah. I have no idea how they think

that they're the ones who are normal. I guess because they don't have giant asses. Yeah, well they, you know, they haven't put the bullion cubes in their ass, so they have giant asses. Yeah, well they you know they haven't put the bull young cubes in their ass or their booty holes yet. So I didn't even talk about it but there's three hosts. It's Chusid, many freshest and boss stance. And Chusid is the Chusid. I love that name. I love it. I like it too. I like it too. She's actually the most attractive of the three. She's kind of cute. I'm not sure who the person is who's right in front

of the microphone, but the way this show sounds, is like one person's in front of the microphone, the other two are way in the background behind that person. Right, right. Is what did you pick up on that? Was that Choozy D who was close? I could not decipher who was she.

Yeah, I could meet it. But one of them was like yelling and then the other two were just making noises and stuff a lot. Yeah, I could meet it. But one of them was like yelling, and then the other two were just making noises and stuff a lot. Yeah, yeah. I was looking at, I was looking at Chusie D's bio on their website, and I just thought, I just thought

this was funny. Chusie D is currently sharpening her comedic skills in preparation for her debut at Chicago's comedy scene. Okay, so she hasn't performed. She's done nothing. Okay. They would be like me saying, yeah, you know, I don't play any jazz piano, but watch out because when I do, I will be in every jazz club tearing it up on the jazz piano.

Don't announce that you're going to do something. Just do it. Right, right. I thought that was pretty funny. That is exciting. I'll got you off you you had something else you wanted to say about our host here oh no no I I'm not not particularly no I have a lot to say but uh well okay what would I miss say about our house oh that's a I'm gonna take that. Yeah, nice. Ooh. Oh, these comments are gonna get me fired.

I did take an ISO clip that I think works pretty well for every other clip that we're playing in this show. Can you play the one that says what y'all talking about? No. Maybe I'm talking about. I would say that out loud over and over again during the show. What are you talking about? That's funny that I clipped something right in the beginning that I just got was a little Just a little slip up in the way that they were talking. I know that was pretty funny

Please come on your peas and cubes if you see constants in the room turn around if you ain't got your no cards ready So come with your peas and cubes if you see constants in the room turn around if you've got you no cars ready. So come with your pees and cubes everybody. Okay that's like I thought I heard that too. Yeah. I wasn't sure what that was. I actually rewound that part and listen to it four or five times trying to decipher what was going on. Yeah. So were they talking about one of the hosts? You have to mind your pees and cubes around? I don't even know. I just heard peas and cubes and I just thought it was funny. You think cubes? Yes, that is funny. Well, I will just keep playing these clips. This is a funny one, real short. This was one of the hosts remembering an interesting

conversation that she had, number three. There I am. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm fucking, fucking, fucking. That's the kind of badger that you get from this shit. I actually followed along with that pretty well. I'm like, ah, fuck it. All right, my next clip is, guess what they think is some real ass shit track for. This one, he had a rat in the wall He's a Dominican little wall. Yeah, he's like, oh excuse the smell, you know Sorry, I triggered that a little early, but I think everyone got the just a bit

It was funny because I almost cut the part before that where she talks about every city she goes to, she goes to the ghetto and then she'll also go to the most affluent part of town. And in the ghetto, she got shot at, but not really. And then, so they're talking about like serious ghetto shit and then she goes to, what is some real ass shit is a dead rat in the wall? Yeah, yeah, that was fine.

I didn't find that to be anywhere near as real as getting shot at, but okay, whatever. I got to step back and say too for the people listening. There was an anordinate amount of the N word in this podcast. Yeah, it was a little accountable for us, my dees. Yeah. the N word in this podcast. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, there was more N word than like Django and Chain. It was like Django and Chain appeared, but times 50,000.

Yeah, Quinn Tarantino would blush listening to this. Yeah, it was, it was really cringe worthy for us white folk who were like, ooh, my shirt collars waist stretched out I'm like go Stop using that word. Oh, well speaking of that word. I have another short one. Play track six all the way Yeah, I just finished swimming a day. No, who you be fucking? Oh I just finished swimming a day. No, who you be fucking?

Oh, yeah, this is they're talking about like, like, is it a basketball player? I'm not sure it's like a yeah Sump yeah, some pro athlete. Okay, I didn't follow this at all, but apparently some pro athlete cheated out his wife when he was in Chicago and the chick that Outed him. Yeah, and they were pissed off at the chick. These women have the funniest point of view on cheating and on guys cheating on women. It's the exact opposite of what it should be. And I'd love to play a couple of clips that sums this up.

Yep. Play track eight. Oh, hello, I mean, before you play it, I do, I do want to set it up. And this is going to be an ongoing theme of these clips that I pulled. As I mentioned, there's one host who's right up on the mic. And then the other, I think there's like one other woman who just makes noises in the background like crazy noises. And this is a good example of that track eight. My app called calculator on the iPhone. And will you click into it? background like crazy noises and this is this is a good example of that track 8 My app called calculator on the iPhone and will you click into it?

No, it is It is another phone essentially so it's like you dialing out from another number you're texting from another number now This was a rumor. This is what I was told from my days as a side from another number now this was a rumor this is what I was told from my days as a side beware Yeah, but go ahead and check which calculator you got because it's like to actually it does add and calculate stuff I learned it's so distracting with all the noises that she's making but the kicker there was that she goes This is app called calculator, but it's not a calculator, the bearer, she goes, but it does add and calculate shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, that is funny. Yeah, there's some abilities are different than ours. Got it. Yeah, apparently, apparently. So going on, let's keep this conversation going, because they're talking about this app you can use

for cheating on people, and you won't get caught, because no one's going to open up that app. They don't know it's a messaging tool. Play Track 9. I called this track, and you'll find out why. I called it, mm, mm, damn. Yeah, wow. OK. Lady left her baby with this little kid the kid was like

Maybe a I want to say he's even younger than that and the kid and dub dropping the baby on the head and And it killed the baby and these women. I think they I hope they in jail now Yeah, because they was for China was like Nedledgey and he was watching multiple kids too Wow Alright, there was about a whole different topic I apologize It's like a running it's like a running commentary of Yeah Damn

I'm gonna start doing that to you Kevin when you start talking It's going home Hmm Shit It gets cartoonish. Play track 16. Listen to these dams. I think it's not how I believe to read it.

He got some real name. Please, me. Me. Me. It's like her only job on the show is to make noise that you can't hear what the people are saying. It doesn't seem like a great role for someone to have on a podcast. She's the hype woman. She's like the hype woman.

She's the flavor flame of the podcast. Yeah, Kevin. You got that right, Kevin. Woo. That is the whitest. I know. It's depressing. I learned something new about Photoshop. So that was encouraging. Play Track 7. I'll never know. Photoshop go crazy. No, Photoshop definitely go crazy. But did you know the Photoshop go crazy? I did know Photoshop go crazy.

I used Photoshop a lot and I often go crazy because I'm using it. You know what? Photoshop go crazy then. Yeah. You know what goes sideways? Illustrator. Illustrator be going sideways.

It goes inside. I don't even know if that's a thing as a side-go-y side-go-y thing. Go down, I think. No doubt. In fact, with that comment, you should probably play my other ISO that I have on there. Yeah.

Yeah. You say something outrageous. Exactly. All right. So lots of weird noises that these women make. And I just want to point out a couple more. Track 13 is a call porn discussion with many background noises. It took him six months down to get an erection naturally.

Because he always have to watch porn to have an erection. He used to watch a lot of porn. Really? And it wasn't good for my bedroom. Oh, yeah. That's what they said. Another thing. Like you can't get those expectations out of your mind. Like, yeah, yeah, I heard what they said another thing. Like, you can't get those many expectations out of your mind. Like, yeah, yeah, I heard about that. That's why. Wow.

That's interesting. Yeah. I'm going to start talking about you. I'm not going to do it. Wow. Super interesting. Do they interrupt each other? Nobody ever backs off.

Well, you'll hear if I talk over Kevin or Kevin Tyson or me, we'll figure it out real quick. They just keep going as if there's nobody else in the room and they're not even saying they just keep going with noises. Oh, damn. That's like someone's talking. Shut the fuck off. There's never, there can never be silence.

There needs to be a side of, yeah. There's no listening going on. That's for sure. Everybody is talking, nobody's listening. Play Track 14, I call this even more background noises.. That's for sure. Everybody is talking. Nobody's listening. Play track 14 I call this even more background noises. Now it's getting silly. Who didn't fuck it up? It was an industrial grade silicone. It was an industrial grade silicone that you get from home depot. If that's what was injecting into our body. So about it. What is she doing? Wow.

I want to know what was that in reference to? Oh, so they went back to the booty thing. Oh, right. And they told the story. Now they have all these stories that are just crazy. So they told the story about this woman who went to the home depot and bought silicone that's used for, I don't't even know I'm terrible not a handy man yeah yeah and they injected that in their ass and

damn exactly that's the only way to react I guess I guess that's actually the right thing to do oh sorry I just felt like I needed to do that underneath what you were saying, but Yeah, that is pretty crazy Yeah, you go Kevin. Yeah, you talk now It's Tracy Morgan on this show. I think Tracy Morgan's one of the plot here. Tracy Morgan I'm gonna get hope for it Just got go to go to home people. I can't even do. Jesus, you're okay. They did refer to ice cube a few times,

and then I got excited because I thought they said iced tea, which is another very white guy move to mix the two up. I was like, oh, they said ice. That must be an iced tea. Yeah, I thought I could do my iced, my iced tea impression a little bit, but then I was like, oh, no, they're talking about ice cube and I, I can't do him. So you know, do a nice cube. I don't. No, I don't. But you know what? I find really funny about ice cube is I don't, I'm not intimidated by ice cube at all. I don't have ever told you this before but like

I've never this ice cube discussion. It's about time. We got it out there. Damn. Let's talk Anyway So No, you don't like if you've ever seen ice cube. He's like in an interview and he's trying to be like he looks like he's trying to be Tough or hard. He has that skull Yes. I don't I don't buy it. I know I should buy it because I know he's like would kill me. You know, I've given the chance. I'm sure like, you know, if he knew that I was talking should about him on a stupid podcast. But, uh, I just don't buy it because he's been in like fucking family movies and it's hard for me to like be like, okay, you're you're a badass like you're with that

scowl. You're exactly right. You can't have it both ways. Right. You can't be this hard thug from the ghetto and then make one of those driving movies. I don't even know what they are. Yeah, I don't remember family, something true. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So I agree with you, I don't buy it. If you watched Straight Out of Compton, they do try to make it seem like he came

from a more dysfunctional family, but he actually grew up in the suburbs, and his mom was always a riot good parents, and it's it's very different than what he portrays. Oh really? I didn't I didn't know that at all. Well I could be making all that up. I wasn't prepared to talk about ice cube today. Anybody with Google could probably prove me wrong. I know. Cube Bros. Our new podcast. That was the cube Bros.os. My piece of cubes. Piece of cubes bro.

Piece of ice cubes. I love this topic. Oh, is it Destro a black gentleman? He would be down with this conversation. You know, I think he might be. And how fucked up is that that they don't even show you that he's black. He's silver. So he's not even.

Actually, now I think about it. I think you can see his whole chest is hanging out. Oh really? Is it black? Is he a black guy? No, he's not. No, out of the show, I was talking about, he looked like Paul Stanley from Kiss. Oh right, right, with this shirt all of them. All right, we're gonna way way out there Getting back to Snatch that weave. Yes, they did something at the end that I'm tempted to start to close our show with I think this is brilliant play track 15 Well you guys Oh about to close. Oh shit. Oh no. How are you? Rebelling. Are we at weight? Five guys is about to go to

Kevin. I think from now on, we're ready to wrap it up. I'm gonna be like, all right, we'll tackle Bell Drive through. It's only open for another 20 minutes. So we got a we got a wrap. Uh, Carl's Jr's about to close. I got to go. Oh, that's funny. Five guys is about to close. They're really upset about it. I was like, Oh, were you need me to talk about black girls or easy blog yet? Oh, you can funny. Guys is about to close, and they're really upset about it. It's like, oh, we didn't even talk about black girls or easy blog yet.

Oh, I should have even get to it. So do you know what snatch that weave, you know what that means? No, I don't. Because, well, here's the problem. You told me this was the podcast we were doing this week. So I started to look for it. And like, I don't know that it's the same. Like snatch that weave, like it's a thing

Yeah, so I look up catch that weave and I can't find anything except a bunch of knitting podcasts Because it's like a weave, you know, so it's like I like catch that weave I don't know what fucking knitting podcasts are catch the wave. I'm like what the fuck? So I finally listened to our old podcast from last week, just to listen to the end and figure out what the hell it is that we're listening to. And so, snatch that weave means like when African-American women, and I'm being that's as appropriate as I can be and saying this, they have fights with each other. They will snatch the weave off of the other person's head.

That's sort of like a thing. Like, and I guess that's usually when you see like weaves in the middle of the room. Yeah. Oh. So, um, so that's what snatched that weave. And but I also didn't know that the name of this show is snatch that weave all one word

So it was very very difficult to find oh And any type of search engine, but Yeah, I didn't realize that they had like a whole empire there You know, they've got like an Instagram feed that's basically a bunch of horseshit and So yeah, yeah, I was pleasantly surprised by how How well put together nothing was. Well, it's interesting because it's called, you know, so snatch that we like you said, okay, so that's like a Confrontational thing and the name of the episode was, you know, STW versus everybody. So I'm thinking this is going to be a very

Confrontational type of show like fuck you guys, fuck the haters, fuck posters, you know all that kind of shit. There's none of that going out at all. They were, I got the sense, well not just got the sense, I read their bios on their website and stuff. They're all like professionals, they work in marketing and work in agencies and very normal suburban lifestyles, but I think they're trying to sound like they're tired and thuggish. Because the name of the show and the name of the episode had, nothing would sync up at all with the content of the show.

Yeah, no, I agree. I wasn't at all sure what to expect when listening to this, but then when you listen to it, you're like, oh, it's just, okay, it's three girls just talking shit. Basically, and it's not even like, they're not even talking shit. They're just gossiping with each other about, well, yeah, they're gossiping and talking about things I have no idea what they're talking about, telling stories about people. Like, there's this one, I'm going to have you play this clip, it's a little bit longer, but they start talking to this story about this rapper Dex. And the one woman's telling the story, but the other woman knows about it. So she has to just keep saying things to prove that she also knows about the story,

but she adds nothing to the story. Play track too. Yeah. Change your way. Yeah. So this nigga went to his girlfriend's club. She was stripping at the club. She was a pretty girl. She's a cute girl. And so he got into an authentication at the club, shot in the air, cleared out the club. Then he go outside, get into another application, shooting in the air. Then he get into and he starts talking to this dude. Dude shootin' him straight up in the chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he run and then he go across the chest. So gas station.

And he died. Yeah. I love that story. He go to a gas station across the street. Like how is that helpful to this star? I don't know. It was just a lot of like, I also know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he shot him. Yeah, he shot him. Yeah, he shot him straight he shot him, yeah, shot him straight up shot him in the chest, yeah, shot him in the chest, yeah, shot him, he ran across the street, yeah, across the street, yes, he's, yeah, I love that story. I pretty much exhausted my, my clips for the show, snatch that weave, which I will say all the shows we listen to, we're not really the target audience for. And usually I proclaim that there's no target audience for these shows. This one's probably the same,

but I honestly have so far outside of this world that I don't know, maybe this is a great show and people love it. So that sounds like I'm being safe enough there, Kevin. I think you are, yeah. I think you shielded yourself from... I'm sure it's wonderful. They're all very talented. Exactly. I have nothing but praise for this show and I love it very much. Chewsy D for president. I don't know. I'm with you, man. And do I know Suncube Bros. Our new ice cube.

You froze. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really going to get on there and go, oh, I did zero homework. I don't know anything. What movie was he in? So you're going to do you just play me then? Exactly. Okay. I do want to tease our show next week, because I think we're gonna get back on track. Back to the type of podcast that you and I love to listen to and make fun of. Mm.

I'm pleased to play next week's teaser. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Welcome to Furcast! To episode 231, I'm your host of the Seeming Paradox, the Red Wolf! I'm your host, Eiro, the Blue Fox! Oh, how you doing, Pharaoh? Really good!

Really good? How was your three weeks off? Nothing happened, pretty boring, right? Always boring. Oh, so boring, nothing occurred. Yeah, isn't it great when nothing unusual in your life happens? Ah, it's just, ah, so good. You know, it was just, I was so glad to relax

and have nothing crazy happened to me at all. Oh. What the fuck? That wasn't us coughing. That was someone on Forkast, coughing 17 seconds into the episode. Hey, my name is, oh, good, good, good, good.

You had loved their voice. Oh my God. So it's a, good, good, good. You would love their voice. Oh my god. So it's a furry show, fur cast. And that's why there was a red fox and a blue wolf or whatever the fuck. Hey, this is,

are you two with me? Oh, I'm the crazy fox. This is going to be perfect. Right up your alley, Gavin, I think you're, you might actually start listening to the show after we review it. It's my turn to record. I'm gonna hit subscribe on this podcast, is what you're saying? Well, okay, so here's the bad news on it. And, you know, I struggle to grab podcasts for us to listen to because I feel like I waste your life when I pick really shitty ones.

Well, I take responsibility for that. No, okay. So, I was going through a lot of different podcasts and looking for different types of shows. And this was kind of like a, okay, it's a no-brainer. We did the one about bronies, that was a lot of fun. This one's about furries. That's going to be fun But this is what's crazy about it. So this is episode as he said 231 Of furcast they do a ton of shows and

The length of this particular episode Kevin is three hours and 58 minutes. Oh my god four hour long furry focused podcast. So, here's, all right, here's the rule. Don't listen to the full four hours. Just pick some areas to listen to, I will too, and we'll try to piece together a review of the show. All right.

Listen to four hours. I mean, I'd rather be water-borted than listen to four hours of I mean, I'd rather be water-borted than listen to four hours of this fucking fur cast shit. I would imagine that you could get to the bottom of of 9-11 and any other terrorist attack just by forcing someone to listen to fur cast. So, what I understand of furries and maybe this is just me coming at it from a purely, I don't know, weird angle. I thought the furry thing was...

Dan! I thought it was people dressing up as animals, right? And then fucking each other. Isn't that what the core of the furry Movement is if you will Yeah, I actually went to a friend's wedding last summer and there was a furry convention So it was in this big hotel and we had one of the you know Convention rooms and the room next door was a furry convention

And so they were all over the place. They were walking around in the bathroom. And of course, I was drunkenly taking pictures of them, trying to be on the slide, but not even close. Like, when you put out your phone in the bathroom, was I taking pictures, it's never a good thing. Yeah. There's a giant fox. And there's no way I'm not taking a picture of this.

But yes, I they do like to dress up in dance and they're probably on E and who knows what they're doing. But I do believe there is an element of fucking involved, which makes the costume so gross. Well, what I want to know, I mean, we'll find out in the three hours of fucking riveting information, but so, okay, you have a dick and you're in a fox suit, right? Is there like a trap door to open up so your cock can come out? Or do you have to literally pull your entire furry costume down so you could fuck? Hold on, think about what you're saying.

You set this up by saying, I believe what furries do is they dress up in costumes and then fuck. Why would they make a costume that they couldn't get their cock out of if that's the case? Well, I guess I'm more... Trilto the design of the costume,

that they're cocking balls with easily be able to come out of the costume that they're packing balls with easily be able to come out of the costume I just want to know I guess is it like Velcro based I guess I didn't think about how you would get it out so Velcro or is there a zipper a zipper? I feel it could be Possibly painful. Yeah, and if you're fumbling around with like a giant fox head You don't want to just you don't want to have just a flap because you could be like in a parade or something and have your balls pop out and if you're fumbling around with a giant fox head, you really can't see. You don't want to have just a flap, because you could be in a parade or something

and have your balls pop out. Right. But that would be a lawsuit or something. You're probably also wearing conically giant hands. So I mean, you're trying to fumble around with it with a zipper and stuff. There's a lot that goes into this, apparently. Well, now that you say that, I'm just thinking just thinking if I were a furry I don't even know

if I'd want to hook up with other people I could just use my comically large hands to to beat off and it would be like a a a stranger. Well this is like a whole other lie and is beating me off. A different tiger. What if you just went as a giant snake that would be like the wamous furry costume. I don't think you could do that. I think it has to be furry. Oh. And so okay. Well, yeah. Hey furry. Although I would be interested to know what how exotic they get with the animals. I feel like it's always kind of

like a fox or I don't know. I'm a duck-build platypus. I'm gonna put my webbed feet on your back while I pound you. Rob Snyder is a horse. Rob Snyder is a pencil. He's a duck-build platy. And he's at a furry convention. The semen will fly. All right. I got to tell you a funny story real quick. I went to Target because I wanted to buy,

I didn't even know these existed, but apparently they do. A countertop ice maker. It's a kitchen appliance. You pour water into it and it just creates ice cubes. So it's not like a plastic freeze. Shut up. It's a kitchen appliance, you pour water into it, and it just creates ice cubes. So it's not like a characteristic freeze. I know, it's awesome. I wanted it for the room where my band practice is. So I go to Target because they have those on their website.

I figure I can just go to the store and buy one. And I get there, and first off, there's a huge sign on the front that says, visit target.com slash careers. And I was like, shouldn't that be like jobs? Slash careers is really depressing. It kind of bummed me out. That's how it considers their workforce.

Oh, it made perfect sense that this is what I'm thinking about. And then I walk in, I go over to the kitchen appliance section And I'm looking around I can't find it so I ask someone who's working there and She has this little Duiky or she can type in things and see what they have actually in the building, you know in stock So I tell her what I'm looking for and she responds We have a snow cone maker Well, no, you know looking for oh, oh, we have we have an iced tea maker.

Ice tea. Okay. I was literally talking to a human version of Bing. Like you're stable. I'm asking for I need something that makes ice cubes. Oh, wow, we got ice tea maker. That's cool. They have a lot of the same keywords in it.

I'm going to fucking idiot. Like, why would it ice? Do you know this? That's not what I need. You're going to try to convince me. Well, I didn't want ice tea, but the same keywords in it. You're gonna fucking idiot. Like why would it ice it? Do you know this, that's not what I need. You're gonna try to convince me. Well, I didn't want ice tea, but now did you imagine it? Do you wanna turn, do you wanna turn safe search up? Only large images please. Fucking being sucks.

You know, Bing is very popular for porn. That's like what yeah, I guess They need to do Excel somewhere. So if you are looking for porn Use Bing because they you will get what you're looking for there and And it'll come back and return videos back and all kinds of shit just turn a safe search out So it's not pixelated. I don't know why I know how much so much about this but just turn just trust me turn safe search off if you want to see cock and balls and the giant isn't D.M.

And look at big that. I'm a big that shit. All right. Um, so this has been a wonky episode, but next week we're going to talk about Furries. Should be a lot of fun. I hope that you please join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Hey, town, it's show these cold, my cow. Thank you! you you