Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep 86 - Who's Right?

Episode Date: December 17, 2017

Who's Right is a podcast who asked us to review their show. The last time that happened Everyone Has a Podcast got extremely butt hurt and their mom called our mom. And then we got in trouble. Hopeful...ly this one turns out better. Joe joins the show once again and for some reason promotes heroin use. He is extremely pro heroin. Good luck with that Joe.  We also discuss Net Neutrality for no reason whatsoever. What is this, a show that deals with topical issues? I sure hope not. Who would care what Karl Aspergers has to say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's show time. That's where we come in My destiny is like a global commander and Joe W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P Who likes these podcasts? Not W-A-G-E
Starting point is 00:00:53 Who likes these podcasts? That one's beyond me Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P.
Starting point is 00:01:14 W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, a show that goes out of its way to consider the feminist point of view. I'm your host, Carl, with me, as always, is Joe. Hey, Carl, thanks for having me back. I'd like to remind our listeners that you can visit us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook
Starting point is 00:01:29 page, or on Twitter at whoarethesepod. Email the show, w-a-t-p-show, at gmail.com. We're always looking for podcast suggestions. Also, if you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes. We've been off for a couple of weeks. So we have a lot of new one star reviews from iTunes to read, which is always fun. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Who's Right?
Starting point is 00:01:53 It's a suggestion from one of the co-hosts of the show. Joe and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So let's get into it. Joe, today it's the bag slappers versus the chuckle heads. The chuckle heads, that's the... That's their self-description. And I would say it's pretty accurate.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Yeah, yeah. These guys, they're a couple chuckle heads, all right. We got the two hosts of the show, our Anthony and Doug. And the way we even came across this and our two shows of cross paths is because, and the reason why I have you on the show, Joe, and we waited a week to make this happen is that when we reviewed, everyone has a podcast, a Canadian show that reached out to us and asked us to review them.
Starting point is 00:02:35 They loved us. They were not thrilled with what you and I had to say about them. Went on Twitter and started bashing us, and this guy Doug, one of the co-hosts from who's right, decided to jump on and start bashing us as well. And had a spurt. Yeah, this came up, we coined the phrase, Carl Asperger, which is my Twitter handle now. And so they decided that our show sucked
Starting point is 00:02:57 and then a couple of weeks went by and then he's like, I kind of agree with these guys. And another week went by and he's like, we guys review our show. So here we are, ready to review who's right. And I'm not sure if we're like walking into a bear trap. We definitely are. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:11 And like I feel like the like Doug reached out to you because he felt that we were like kindred spirits or like angry white men. Like this is white guys on white guys. And okay, the band news I think for Doug is going to be that our shows are the same the way a wet hand job is the same as a prison hand job with no spit. Oh Jesus. So they're very similar. Very similar. So they just sent out a tweet just recently trying to steal our thunder. I don't know if you saw this, Joe. But who's right?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Tweeter than us and said, here are the things that WATP does not enjoy from a podcast. Coughing on Mike, laughing at own jokes, poor production, assuming audience cares about the hosts, rambling, jokes that miss, talking over each other and poor show prep. And then they said, we have all of those things. They do. Yeah, for sure. So, you know, talk about stealing the feathers. Like, well, what else can we talk about?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Well, I have a few things. I have plenty of things. All right. Really, it's not that they're stealing our thunders. Like our audience never heard these guys. So you're going to get our take on your show. That's true. Our audience has definitely never heard the show.
Starting point is 00:04:27 And they probably never will again. 100% so we're gonna have to, I guess we gotta establish it, right? Yeah, that's good storytelling. We like to start off with a clip that best sums up the show, Joe. You're the guest. I'll let you pick the first clip that you wanna play.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Mm. Well, you've sent me over a whole bunch of clips from this show. I've not listened to any of them, so I don't know what you're going to hold out. Especially since they're trying to do a preemptive strike on us. Yes. I think the good way is to start with my clip one, because we're going to find out if this is true. Does it matter if people talk shit? We're going to find out.
Starting point is 00:04:58 We are going to find out. So here is my take on the show, Joe. They're purposely making a shitty podcast. They don't have a purpose? Well, they did is and I'll tell you why. They're extremely self-aware to the point where they're like, oh man, this is terrible. We gotta take the time to post it
Starting point is 00:05:16 and then they don't take it out and post. And they're coughing out of the mic and they're laughing like hysterically at their own jokes. I would normally be like these guys suck, but then because of our come town episode, I'm confused, is that good? Because they're purposely so bad. Because we reviewed come town that I didn't get at all.
Starting point is 00:05:38 And their sub-ride it blew us up. You guys are fucking idiots. You don't get my come town's little, some basic show ever. Just some idiots laughing through the whole thing. And they just say nonsense about ass fucking. And apparently that's the greatest show ever. Well, I mean, it sounds like Doug has some type of broadcasting experience, right?
Starting point is 00:05:53 I mean, he's like, he sounds like Bubba the Love Sponge to me. I mean, I don't know if I got that. Like, is that a compliment? I'm not sure. I'm not gonna know it's not a compliment. They should on Nashville at one point. And they should on Country Music.
Starting point is 00:06:04 But he's got kind of a Southern accent. Oh, they're southerners for sure. I was just like, where are these guys from? So my game for you, Carl, is like, and I don't know the answer to those. Oh, okay. Great game, great game. Where are they from?
Starting point is 00:06:16 Who knows? You know the answer. I'm guessing central Florida, personally, because like, they think they're better than country Hicks, but they got a kind of a country accent. And I am based on the Bubba thing. I think they're better than country Hicks, but they got a kind of a country accent. And based on the Bubba thing, I think they're from Florida, but I'm not so sure. All right, great speculation, Joe.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I'm gonna go ahead and play a clip that sums up the show for me and this is them talking about something that they got involved in for a brief amount of time. Those of you listening, you may have noticed a glaring absence of our intro that we had last week, which was we were part of the poop culture extended universe for a week. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The reason why that sums up the show for me is because it's a typical example of what the discussion goes down as. It's this inside thing they're talking about
Starting point is 00:07:09 that's not funny and then they just start laughing. Right. There's a lot of, yeah, we're part of this thing for a week. But, okay. So, do you want to explain to what that means or why we would care about that? That leads me to, so don't reach out to you. And then he also said, hey,
Starting point is 00:07:25 let's review a podcast together. Yeah, that's the other thing I haven't mentioned yet, is that Doug may be the first person that we've had on to have a rebuttal. Because back when I was doing the show with Kevin, we had some podcasts that were but her about us reviewing their shows. And Kevin would reach out and say, Hey, do you want to come out as a guest and discuss it? They always said, no, I'm not. You guys are assholes, move it on. But Doug wants to do a show together. So I don't know if Doug's interested in reviewing another podcast that sucks or if he just wants to have the last word, which as you know, Joe, I treat everything like a roast. Yeah. So I am all for that. If I should on something, I expect them to shit on me back. Yeah. That's part of the rules of a roast. I'm very cool. Right. So clip
Starting point is 00:08:09 two is why we already know this, but I don't think Doug understands the whole help me out. Get my back thing. So it's not like they've been part of the puke culture or other networks where they become part of these networks. Yes. And then just shit all over these shows. So they do mention that, that they're part of these networks. And they say, well, what good does that do us? They say, I think the only reason I'm part of the network is, we can't make fun of the other shows of the network. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:35 And so I trust dogs, like I trust a kind of my found in a needle factory. Like, I mean, using it your own risk, have them on. But I mean, at your own, whatever, you have the final cut, who gives a shit, have him on. Yeah, no, definitely. Well, it's not even that I have the final cut. I don't go back and edit things to make myself look good. I mean, it's pretty obvious that I don't. So, I don't think that I would have tried to fucking daily show someone into sounding stupid. I definitely do not do that. Yeah, there's a lot of terrible and we're gonna have to get into this just so everybody knows what we're talking about where it's like they're almost proud of putting on a terrible show. They are proud of putting on a terrible show. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Like I said, it's almost too self-aware where they're constantly going, wait, how do we get to this thing? Well, I keep me we're talking about this. We're way off scope here. What's going on? Okay. Can you just keep it moving rather than talking about how ridiculous it's got on me? That's weird. So I have some clips that I want to play.
Starting point is 00:09:30 All right. I'm sure we have a lot of the same things. Yeah, I'm sure we do too, because there's obviously things that are jumping out at you. And I, again, is one of those shows where I could have clipped everything. Yeah. And so I had to be very specific about what I
Starting point is 00:09:46 clipped and why I would clip it. I miss an example right here of totally undoctored audio. This is exactly how the show came out. Hi. The more of these are seen. Fuckin' Because you know what? What?
Starting point is 00:10:02 I was gonna say that, no, I was gonna say, it's gotta be expensive to eat that way, you know? Yes, it is. That's all I was gonna say. Oh, alright, fuck, our timing is way off, man. Yeah, it's, we're doing good. You're gonna have your hands full. Make sure you clean this up.
Starting point is 00:10:24 So they do reference cleaning things up in post. We're doing good. You're gonna have your hands full. Make sure you clean this up. So they do reference cleaning things up in post. I think a couple of different times. They say, oh man, we're gonna have to clean this up. But obviously they don't. If they do, I can't imagine what they did the first time. So this is like a ridiculous. So like you said, almost everything is a clip on this show. Correct.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I have a lot of supercuts. And I don't know if you want to get into those. I'm ready, man. Let's do it. I think we're going to be, this is going to be a marathon version of WATP. We got a lot to get through. I'm going to get to my soundboard. Let's do my number eight.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Number eight is, oh wait, oh, you have a seven and a seven a. Yeah, fucks up my whole order. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck our timing is timing is way off, man. Yeah, it's uh, we're doing good. You're gonna have your hands full. Make sure you clean this up. So you're just playing. I'll cut it in.
Starting point is 00:11:13 I think we should go with what you, your idea and play, uh, play a clip of our old show. But it's no fun to do that because people could just go back and listen to it. It's fucking horrible. You wouldn't listen. You wouldn't listen to them or you wouldn't listen to us Us or them. I wouldn't listen any of this Way more important things to do It just seems like we're like
Starting point is 00:11:33 off as far as like Timing you know what I mean and I'm not cutting this out of the show either fuck this dumb bullshit No, I'm not skipping. I took the time to do this shit. This is how we make a living. Are we fucking done? Fuck this wasn't a very good show was it? I'm glad I didn't use a lot of those clips you had in there. I was putting together my own compilation I decided to abandon it. Yeah, it's a lot of these things were there again Super self-aware. Yeah to the point where that's the bit right we can all self-aware. We are this is ridiculous Get it?
Starting point is 00:12:06 I actually took an ISO straight out of that compilation you put together. This we will use in future WITPs. I wouldn't listen to any of this dumb holes. Exactly. Love that. So, one of, let me see, I have one that's labeled Carl, STS SB, one of my A's. Play that one. You got it. It's the only podcast that takes shit breaks. Okay. So that, you want to talk about that?
Starting point is 00:12:37 So that is Brian Tramble from Shootin' the Shiznit, with Doug and Anthony Guested on. So I didn't listen to two episodes of who's right, but I did find them on other podcasts, shooting the shizznet. Look at you with Brian Treble. And Brian Treble's a big fan of theirs. And so he says, it's the only podcast where they take shipwrecks.
Starting point is 00:12:58 So in that last super cut where it sounds like Anthony's kind of off Mike and he's like, we're timing is off. That's when Doug is taking a shit in the bathroom. I actually have the clip. Let's talk about it. Here we go You want to just leave this thing recording or what oh? You're saying I got a shit man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long are you gonna be just text me when you're ready? Yes, just leave it recording. Just yep. Just leave it recording text me when you're ready So this is a part where the guy leans over to fire and he's like oh boy, okay. I got one on deck
Starting point is 00:13:29 I'm gonna go take a shit and of course because these guys break all the rules There's gonna keep it running right and then there's just this weird off my conversation going on Oh mixed in with like dead silence right with the dead silence Easily at a ball. This show is an hour and a half long. Correct. For fuck's sake. I would say it's 90 minutes too long.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Right, oh yeah. See, you did the quick math and you're head there, I saw that. So speaking of breaking all the rules, this is, one of the guys, I think it's Anthony is sick and he's just coughing. Did you do, I was super good. Oh, I don't have a super cut. I do my super cut We could do that. Um, I think it's seven number seven STS. What is STS that's shooting the shiznit? That's the Brian Tramble. Oh, okay. It's not a it's just seven. It's just seven. Gotcha. You're right
Starting point is 00:14:24 I got a shit. We're gonna have to bust through this show I'm pretty sure I've got like walking pneumonia or something Enough to where every shit isn't an emergency. And what you- It's like- I'm all my stomachs rumbling again. I'm sick or something, man. I've been fucked up for like a week. Yeah, so this is a lot of the show is just coughing.
Starting point is 00:15:02 And when they start laughing at each other's jokes or their own jokes, which happens more often than not, it just turns into a coughing fit, which is obnoxious to listen to. It's no fun. This is the sound of two middle-aged men actively dying. What the hell? What the show is. So I have a clip on here, Joe,
Starting point is 00:15:19 and this is a reoccurring bit that we like to do on WATP. I call this the no shit Sherlock. I'm pretty sure I've got like a walking pneumonia. No shit Sherlock! No shit! No shit Sherlock! No fucking shit Sherlock! Yeah, you're not.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Wow, so you get it. So play, now you would think he says I have walking pneumonia. Yes That would indicate that this is something that is new something that will pass That isn't a chronic ruin this so place 7a. Okay But if you want to listen to podcasts were at one point you really think some guys gonna die While he's doing a podcast. This is the podcast to be there right there. So that's Brian again, say, this is like standard.
Starting point is 00:16:11 This is part of the fucking show apparently. He's not getting better. I decided to go ahead and listen to the newest episode which just came out December or something or other because the one that you and I listened to from November 25th I think is when it came out is Awful, but I almost felt like maybe it wasn't a good representation of their show. Maybe their other shows are different and And they're not you're exactly right again with the coughing this guy is on his deathbed
Starting point is 00:16:40 Recording the show maybe the death, Anthony get fucking hell like Get well soon. Tussin or whatever. I mean, I don't know what it is. Get health insurance. So I wanted to play something that stood out to me. The way this show starts, the episode that we listened to, is with a voicemail. And the voicemail is from this guy, John, from the brand X podcast. Right, do you remember this?
Starting point is 00:17:04 Okay, this isn't the one, the other one you listened to. No, this is the one you and I, I remember reviewing it. It begins with a voicemail message. And apparently there was some Twitter battle happening and this guy calls in to Motherfuck the show. I think they're friends, I think they're friendly,
Starting point is 00:17:18 but he calls in to Motherfuck the show about this and that. And so they start the show, totally out of context, but it's fine. They start the show, totally out of context, but it's fine. They start the show with just this voicemail. And I thought it was interesting. He has a joke, they have some t-shirt, give away thing going on. And John from Brandax has this joke.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I was trying to figure out how to win that fucking t-shirt. It says, fuck you on it. And I showed it to Stephen Hawkins and he was like listen I can figure out what a black hole does and how it happens but I can't figure out how to win that fucking t-shirt. So they decide that they're going to shit on the call and answer back and this is how they fire back a job. You don't need to reference what Stephen Hawking can do because I think everybody
Starting point is 00:18:06 knows it. So you could have left that whole 20 seconds of you hyperventilating off. All right, so this way the joke is structured by John is actually correct. You want to say Stephen Hawkins is a, you know, you can do this but he can't get the t-shirt. That is the way, I mean, you didn't do it very well because you could figure out what a black hole was. Okay, you got it that better. You know, you're gonna say, you know, you got to say, Elon Musk can create a rocket by you can't figure out
Starting point is 00:18:32 to get a shirt, which would have been fine. But I love that this guy explains, like, you didn't structure your joke correctly. We already knew that. This is how you structure a joke. So now I'm gonna fast forward to the latest episode. And they introduced this bit. They're talking about how there's lower wages for minorities
Starting point is 00:18:51 and women. OK. And they say, you know, I ever get American women only make $68 for every dollar that a white man makes. And Hispanics only make $58. And so they start talking about white man dollar. And it leads to this discussion.
Starting point is 00:19:07 So what if we just start saying that it's unfair that a midget's dollar is worth a dollar 12 of a regular white man's dollar? Yeah. No, so think about it. Okay, so there's something to this. I just, it's not fair that if a midget holds a dollar in his hands or her hands I guess it's bigger than if I hold it in my hands.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Okay, so again, we don't like rambling. We don't like jokes that don't land. This guy throws out this premise and rather than just abandon it and move on, which they should have, they decide to take this premise for the next four minutes and just riff on it. And what I've done is I've taken this entire clip for our listening audience to enjoy, thankfully, I've sped it up. But this is how they riff on that premise that a midget makes a dollar 12 for every dollar than a non-midget mix? They're quarters, they're gonna micro- There's something to this, I hadn't figured out what it is, but it's something along the lines of like we need to have the same ratio of our dollars in sense as midgets due to their dollars in sense. They need to make smaller dollars for midgets.
Starting point is 00:20:16 So if you got a midget stripper, it looks like she's holding a huge dollar. And it's not fair to those regular white women's first. So now we're gonna make stumbling dollars? For their stumbling little fingers. God, for sure. It's fucking just off the rails already. What did the little people already do to us? What did they do?
Starting point is 00:20:30 They stole our $1. They stole our $1. Tell me back my $1. All right. Oh, boy. How the fuck would that happen? Oh, my God. You never know what you're gonna get, guys.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Perfect. All right, so, uh, just make it up, please. And don't forget to give us $1. Exactly. You should be. Where did this article order? This post-offer? Perfect. All right, so uh, sing it up, please. And don't forget to give us a dollar. Exactly. You should wait. Where did this article order this post? I found it on a separate that troll stumber. Oh, so we should change this post. Just rewrite it and make it about dwarfs and midgets. You know, I do worse, that worst dollar is 112 cents to a white man's dollar and a midget. And then like an elf. What's the smallest? What's the smallest little person?
Starting point is 00:21:02 What do they call? Uh, I don't know what like to work with their dwarfs midgets elves how its nomes. Yeah, no like a yard knows dollar I got a dollar is like two hours of it. He says you know compared to my big fucking e-books How do we get the comparing digits the yard known from this? Why do you gotta stop it? Why do you gotta be real and then we run to something here? I'm just trying to figure out the transition. I just I want to be able to replicate this time. I got I got all right So if I identify as a yard no, yes, I know my money was more Yes, I'm a long jockey. There he is beating that dead horse
Starting point is 00:21:32 Holy shit, it just goes and I I wanted to try to figure out how am I gonna show the audience that these guys just go on and on and on and on with a Bad premise and I spent it up over two times faster. And it was still over 90 seconds of listening to that guy, but I apologize. I just fed it up. I don't mean. So this is what this show is. Well, yeah, what I'm concerned,
Starting point is 00:21:53 we had two weeks, like, because you mentioned this, you know, the last time you had the new show, and then you we did Snatch that we even between. And then Joe had his big birthday weekend and everything was on hold. How was the bills game? So we had a lot of, it was great.
Starting point is 00:22:09 So we had a lot of time to kind of sit with this. I was trying to figure out which way, because obviously itself aware, they know these things, they know. They asked us to review their show, which changes things, right? And they don't, it changes things. It changes how we look at it,
Starting point is 00:22:24 because they're saying, we know we do all these things wrong. Yeah. Give it your best shot. Right. Right. And so I'm thinking of that the back of my head. Like, okay. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:35 So what I didn't want to do is be like, come on and be like, it's not funny. You're not funny. It's not fucking funny. And I'm not going to do that. But our audience needs to know what we're fucking dealing with here. Right? So my four and five, just go play four and five back to back. This is what we're dealing with.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And before you do it, I want to say, somebody like Brian Tramble on shooting the shiznit, he loves this show. Yeah, there's people that like this show. There's people who like this show. There's people that like this show. So, and this is what they like. Which is why I prefaced this whole thing
Starting point is 00:23:05 with the Comtown argument. There are people who like these shows that are shitty on purpose, and I can't figure it out. Here you go, Jeff. So our show is funny. We know that. Sure.
Starting point is 00:23:15 We get told that constantly. There's very few people that don't think it's funny, except for the faggot to don't like it. What he should have done is paid him himself a black face and shot himself. I'm sure the only reason he wanted to read that was for that punch line up. You know, I, I think I actually skimmed the story when I first picked it up, but I knew where I was gonna go with it. I gotta pause this real quick. You realize that you're taking all of my clips that I want. I have
Starting point is 00:23:44 comments on and you just pre putting them all into a master clip And I can't fucking comment on Welcome to find the type one of things answer 17 more things that go Fuck you Joe. Alright, I'm trying to ruin your You are your fucking Oh, I'm gonna keep it. We got on the elevator We got on the fucking elevator in there. Oh fuck. Oh my alright. Let's just keep Let's just keep it going Joe's fucking rooting everything I got in store. Here we go. It was a security guy And he had it. I was gonna take this all out and pull it anyway
Starting point is 00:24:11 piss in And I like kind of leaned over Like I was gonna whisper something to him, but I said it out loud. I said hey What where can I get one of them fucking earpiece is I want to let one listen in to this fucking chatter? But I said it like I was whispering Where can I get one of them fucking earpieces? I want to listen to this fucking chatter. But I said it like I was whispering. He looked at me like I'm fucking insane. The whole elevator's like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah. All right. Now track five as requested. What's this? That I think you taught me that that means that you're a male who identifies as a male. Yes. Or a female who identifies as a female. Which means which is a normal person. Which means normal, yes.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Alright. Joe, I don't know where you're trying to accomplish with that. So many things unpack from those clips. Yeah, but my point with it is just like, this is the perspective. This is where these guys are coming from. And they shit on social justice warriors. And I'm sure we'll be labeled as cucked out lib tards
Starting point is 00:25:17 or whatever. I don't know. I don't know about that. Well, compared to these two. But I think it's important when we're talking about this, because what I didn't want to do is be like, this shit's not funny, even though that might be how I feel. But I think it's important to understand
Starting point is 00:25:34 that this is their type of humor. Well, I agree with you. I also did not want to come on here and just say, you guys are laughing at jokes and aren't funny. You're not that funny. I mean, we're not funny. So I totally get that. that however my soundboard is hilarious So I took the clip where they talk about how they're really funny. Yeah, and I don't have any opinions on it
Starting point is 00:25:52 But my soundboard does all right, so this is gonna sound like I'm patting us on the back or whatever but okay, so our show is Funny we know That People that don't think it's Funny we know what excuse me hold that constant Don't think it's okay I was shocked when they went because they're they try to be self-deprecating yeah all time. Yeah, like oh, it sounds like shit. Ah, that wasn't, what are we doing? Why are we talking about this?
Starting point is 00:26:28 And at the very end, they get real and they go, no listen, our show is actually really fun. Yeah, people love it. I wanna have later. What's, where is this coming from? That's so bizarre. And it was all to set up this premise that they have low self-esteem, which was also bizarre.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I'm not hearing any low self-esteem coming out of these guys, right and so Let me see you do you want to shut out anymore my clips while you're here. What else? What else can I play that just ruins all my promises? So the other thing the other so we're talking about How they're very aware of this right yes, so Play my number six now. All right. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care I don't give a shit. I could careless. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care I don't give a shit. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
Starting point is 00:27:18 I don't care. I don't give a fuck. Oh, that is a well done compilation there, job. You know that people don't care when they're screaming. I don't care. Well, okay, so this actually comes back to, we haven't even talked about the show format yet. Right. The show format is they have a list of things they want to talk about, and it's probably a dozen, maybe 15 things, because if you go into each show notes area, they list all the top. Oh my God. that was gorgeous for me
Starting point is 00:27:45 because as we were watching it, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, we've seen four minutes in and I'm looking at the fucking list, I'm like, I gotta listen to all this shit. So, so the format is, they're gonna talk about this and they're gonna talk about that and how about that. And it's hard to get into as a listener
Starting point is 00:28:02 when the topic they're talking about on purpose is something they don't give a shit about. It makes zero sense to me. Right, right. It's just like when I was talking about everyone has a podcast and you and I were sitting here and you were saying how all big coins interesting, but they don't know nothing about it. So why are we talking about it with these guys? The other problem with that is that they've discussed these topics and nausea on other, on previous episodes. So they're just going over. And so, okay, so the other thing that, that we have to tell our listeners, is that the original premise of their show was that one of them would take the opposing side. And now they've gotten fucking so bored of that, or they, they always have the same opinion,
Starting point is 00:28:43 then now they just agree with each other. When an hour and a half. When I read the description of the show, the description was something along the lines of paraphrasing, we talk about topics and each of us has a different opinion on it and you have to choose who is right, which sounds like an interesting podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:00 You could do that and it would be fun for the listener. They don't do that at all, just like you said. They're like, this guy's an idiot. Yeah sure is all right moving on next thing Okay, so play my clip three all right I Just really really like to argue You know what I mean? Do you like chocolate ice cream fuck you fucking chocolate ice cream is the worst ice cream I ever had That is not an argument. Can you tell if that's Anthony or Doug. I couldn't tell these two guys at the time.
Starting point is 00:29:25 That's Anthony. I wanted to know which one was which. That was Anthony? Yeah, that's Anthony's the one who's coughing himself to death. Right, I did know that. And Doug's shading himself to death. Oh, Doug was the shitter. I thought that the coffer and the shitter was the same person.
Starting point is 00:29:38 This is the lost I am, right? This is the multiple times. No, one has a long infection, the other one has a bowel infection. Gotcha, okay. But so Carl, yes. What's your favorite band? My favorite band is either the Beatles or we're fucking band. We're fucking band. I have a fair enough. We're not going to make an argument. That's an argument. We're not sensitive. I give it. The Beatles didn't write one good song. What are you talking about? Go fuck yourself, right? Exactly. An argument consists of facts and counterpoints and a discussion just screaming
Starting point is 00:30:09 you're wrong. All right. A fucking argument. So getting back to their show format, one of the topics that was part of the show that we listened to, here is the setup for it. So I found this. I just thought it was interesting. It was a post.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I'm gonna read it, it says, are there actual cis people who are only attracted to cis people of the opposite, opposite, and quotes gender, or are they just conditioned to think that way with three question marks? cis boys who are only attracted to sis girls, why, what is the opposite gender in quotes?
Starting point is 00:30:49 I cannot believe how people are actually sis and straight. How is heterosexuality real? Okay, so this is something that he reads from somewhere. Who knows, you know, who the person who wrote that is or what the store says? It's a tweeter, whatever. It's a troll. Yeah. It's obviously noteter, what I'm saying. It's a troll.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah. It's obviously not to be taken seriously. Right. The person's questioning heterosexuality, the only reason why any species exists, and they're like, this guy's a fucking idiot. Then they don't think get it. And so this is then responding to that nonsensical thing that was obviously a joke. And here's them for the first time, not trying to make jokes, but getting real.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Because people are attracted to who they're attracted to. So shut the fuck up! Right, this, brilliant. That's insane, I'm sorry, I didn't die to my drop. So, honestly, why all of a sudden, they're laughing at everything they say, and then they play this nonsense, or they read this nonsensical post. And all of a sudden, they're trying to explain to this dummy.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Yeah. That it's okay if a guy's trying to do a woman, what's wrong with you? Really guys, you're that fucking dumb? After all of this, and that's like an hour in, this is how dumb you guys are. Let's see the show. Well, they do the one with the white guy who wants dreads or whatever it is. Like originally, and they specifically got what we need content in this is it, right?
Starting point is 00:32:12 So they're like, it's like the first thing I want. The guy writes in and says, and I don't know if he's writing to them, it seems like he is, which is, I know that. I would want their opinion. I don't know. But the guy writes in and says, I want to get dreads. What do you guys think I should do?
Starting point is 00:32:26 And I think it's Doug or... Who cares? Dan Thoney, who says, what do you think I'm gonna email you back? I'm gonna talk him out of my show because we gotta find shit to talk about. I got more important things to do. Like cough and do death silence for an hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:32:41 We've said this before, your podcast does not have to be an hour and a half. It doesn't have to be an hour. It doesn't have to be fucking anything more than good content. Right. So just cut it down. I mean, I don't know. We talked about how they laugh a lot of these other jokes, and they're self aware of that.
Starting point is 00:32:59 They even mentioned that in the tweet that was gearing up for us doing their show. And you know me, Joe, I put you out of these compilation clips. You're like, oh, here's the guys laughing for fucking 97 seconds. And it's boring. I'm trying to get better. I'm trying to approve myself. Apparently people on iTunes don't think we're very good at podcasting. So here I am, take it to the next level.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Here is my laugh compilation. This is all just these assholes laughing at themselves and each other. I'm a tear, so I'm a tear. You're my face, you're my face. You're my face, so I'm a tear. You're my face, so I Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Alright, so that's just laughing at each other and it's anything they say.
Starting point is 00:34:30 They just crack off. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so I don't know. Like I've got a couple more compilations here, but I don't like do we have to explain more that these people don't give a shit about their own show? How about this ISO that I took? What are you talking about? What the hell are they talking about?
Starting point is 00:34:46 Last week we didn't do a show but I decided to re-broadcast, snatch that weave one of the classic WATPs and I did a mash-up of my favorite ISO from that show and the ISO from this show it sounds like this. What the hell are they talking about? Lydia talking about. What the hell are they talking about. Lady I'm talking about. I love, she's eating. What the hell are they talking about? Lady I'm talking about. What is anyone talking about? I'm so lost to confuse. One of the things that these guys do
Starting point is 00:35:12 that's their angle or their stick is just being the opposite of PC and then that's automatically just funny. So this is from the latest episode that I listen to. This is the kind of thing that they do that is just so outrageous that you're gonna laugh. I was talking to somebody about something feminism and his response was, should it never game the right to vote, we fucked up there! Alright, that's fucking horrible. And the show has reached a new low.
Starting point is 00:35:42 That's fucking horrible. And the show has reached a new low. Yeah, hilarious. Good one. Well, yeah, they don't care about people who are different, but that's okay, because they really don't care about the quality of their own show, Carl. And that's eight number eight. Number eight. Eight's been played, man. No, it's gone. It's off the board.
Starting point is 00:36:02 It's been played, Carl, you fucking me up. the board. It's been played. Kyle you fucking me up. Okay number nine. All right number nine of this Are you there? Yep, we guys started such a stupid What the fuck is this shit? All right, here we go Come and at you. Hold on. Ha ha ha ha. Oh god, damn it. Alright, I'm doing, I'm doing a take-to on this. One o'clock in the morning you wake up, you go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Uh-huh. And... God damn it. Fuck, why can't I have a fucking mixer? Ha ha ha. it all this fuck! Mother fucker. What do you think that that's acceptable? These are the hard questions, man. Okay, all right, so I guess we'll just start the show then. Yeah, that's all real audio from the show. It's just fucking lazy guys. Come on. I mean, cut, get at it the shit out.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I mean, I don't know. Your brother and I were talking about this a couple of weeks ago and we did the show together. It's this thing where it's funny because it's so not funny is what they're trying for. But you have to earn that. If you can be really funny and then be lazy and have dead air and then have that be funny, there's people who have earned that.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Like, hoping Anthony did that. That can be really funny when Howard used to play Arty Lang sleeping because he was a heroin addict. Right. He was just snoring on the show. Yeah. It was funny because Arty Lang's an amazing comedian, right? And a brilliant improv comedian.
Starting point is 00:37:56 These guys have no jokes, no format. And then they're like not making, you know, talking off Mike and leaving out a dead air. Yeah. But again, talking off my, can glue me out of that air. Yeah. But again, maybe it's brilliant. Maybe I'm an idiot. Come tell it's amazing. I can't know.
Starting point is 00:38:11 You trashed one of my clips. I just went to that one and illustrated my point. I mean, that's how much of this is in there. Oh, shit. Do you have something I just talked about? No, no, no. I'm just saying, you know, you said that eight was off your board. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:24 And I'm like, okay, just go to nine because I Appalachian's right how the show's terrible. Yeah, it's not hard to find something to look too far for it Joe I'm gonna play a clip for you and I'm gonna react to this I need you to watch my face to understand the reaction so that our listeners understand how I'm reacting to it. I'm an obnoxious drunk. Carl is awed struck. You don't say. You don't say.
Starting point is 00:38:54 I never would have guessed that. Yeah. I think you're an obnoxious sober person, too, by the way. That's not just having to be when you're drunk. So, I do have a lot of, you have much left, Carl? I have a few more clips. I got a couple. I would say, we've gone through all of my criticisms of the show for the most. I see crossing things out from your notes. Right. And so all of that said, then the final nail on the coffin is where they lose all credibility in my opinion, which is number 11.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Have you ever heard anything good about heroin? I want to know why people would do heroin. Carl, why do people do heroin? Because it's fucking amazing. Because it makes you feel like you could fly through a building like fucking Superman. That's a dumb question. Yeah, that's a dumb question. I've lost, and why do people do heroin?
Starting point is 00:39:48 Cause drugs are awesome. Drugs are amazing. We all know that. So don't you think it's easy for us to say? So, I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. on here where it's again, they're setting up another one of their topics that they're
Starting point is 00:40:05 going to talk about, okay? And remember, there's over the top laughter at every single thing that anyone says. To the point where, and I hope we're not shooting on one of your clips, the guy talks about how we try to commit suicide once, and the other guy starts laughing, and he's like, oh, sorry, I should have laughed at that. It was like, okay. But this guy reads this headline, expecting boisterous laughter and listen to the reaction. So I got an article here, if you're ready. Go ahead, go ahead,
Starting point is 00:40:34 go ahead, go ahead, police. Police had to cut their interrogation short after a suspect refused to stop farting. That happens a lot. That's a thought. Then they have the fucking balls at the end of the show to tell you how funny their show is and how they know it. All right, I'm stopping the shit. That was funny. That's literally their side off.
Starting point is 00:40:58 That was funny. That was funny. Wow, man. We just did an amazing show together. That was funny. They tell all these stories and then even the two of them, they're laughing at the wrong times. It was like Anthony tells that story about in the elevator
Starting point is 00:41:11 to then dead fucking silence. All right, let me just remind you of that clip. Anthony goes to Nashville and goes to Ellen Jackson. Is it Ellen Jackson? Yeah, it is. Ellen Jackson's bar. Yeah. And this is the story that he tells.
Starting point is 00:41:26 We got on the elevator. We got on the fucking elevator and there was a security guy. And he had an earpiece in. And I, I, I kind of leaned over. Like I was going to whisper something to him, but I said it out loud. I said, Hey, what, where can I get one of them fucking earpieces? I want to listen to this fucking chatter. But I said it like I was whispering. He looked at me like I'm fucking insane. The whole elevator's like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Tommy. That is not a good story. It's a terrible anecdote. It wasn't funny when he did it. It really wasn't funny. And when he retold it, it's a, it's a yeah, head to be there. And if you were there,
Starting point is 00:42:11 if you were there, obviously no one enjoyed it. But he talks about how he went to Nashville. He's like, oh, what happened in Nashville? An interesting person would have a story or two that would be interesting to tell. His whole thing was, we went to this bar and I got really drunk and it was a lot of fun. Okay, you're a fucking boring person.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Doug does call him out on that too though, or he's just like, it's rare that you have a story, so let's hear it. I mean, they do- Obviously, at least once a month. Once again, we're very aware that it's not funny at all. Yes. But, yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:44 You mentioned this already, so go ahead play 12 all right I could I could probably tell a whole 15-minute story about me The day I was gonna kill myself, but I'd rather not right now. We can save that and it's not because I don't want to share It's just because I got a shit again This is where I was actually intrigued. I'm like I want to hear that story I don't know these people a lot of people wanted to kill themselves or tried to kill themselves. I can't be bothered with every fucking story about it. But it's after an hour and a half of listening to this shit.
Starting point is 00:43:14 He's just like, oh, I'd love to tell you this story about when I tried to kill myself. I'm like, oh, I'd love to hear that. Oh, but I'm not going to do it. Yeah. Because I have to take a shit. Thanks a lot, fucking asshole. Like the what? You, you peak my curiosity and then fucking yank and I'm not coming back. I'm not going to tune in because you're not going to tell it next week either. That's right people. I don't put these in a post. This is this just happening on the fly. It's how amazing curl ass burgers is on WATP. Well, that's what Doug was trying to get that fucking honest man clip go in with who he's fucking yelling
Starting point is 00:43:49 about having the mixer. I have that too. So they have this guy. Honest man is the music. I guess they play someone's music at every episode, right? I guess. They get into the show to promote artists and things.
Starting point is 00:44:02 So this guy does a promo for them. He does a promo read like, hey, I'm honest man, and you are listening to Whose Right Podcast. So one of the guys decides, hey, what if you guys had a conversation with this drop that I have? It's a half a sentence.
Starting point is 00:44:20 And of course, nothing good's gonna come of it. This is what happens. Hello, he doesn't sound honest. I'm the honest man. Hey, try to have a conversation with him. Ready? Hello. Hey, how you doing? I'm Anthony.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I forget it, fuck that. That's going nowhere. Epic sale. Yeah. Of course, that's going nowhere. You have a half a sentence. Like, I got a good idea. Here's a gag. What do you have a conversation with this hey, I got a good idea. Here's a gag.
Starting point is 00:44:45 What do you have a conversation with this drop that I have over here? Let's see what happens. I wouldn't listen to any of this, don't hold shit. So one of the things that you played earlier in one of your compilations, this stole much of my thunder, was this blackface joke. And let me just play the joke for you first
Starting point is 00:45:02 and the huge reaction it gets. What he should have done is painting himself in black face and shot himself. Alright, so this is what happens and I've talked about this in the past on WATP. My most prominent example that I like to bring up is a local radio show called the Brother Wee Show here in Rochester, New York. Very popular show, but on the air for 35 years, probably made in 40.
Starting point is 00:45:35 What Brother Wee's does that's infuriating, and I haven't listened to a show in a couple of decades, but it's infuriating that if someone does have a funny joke, he has to stretch it out and not just like move on like, all right, good, we got a good laugh, let's keep going, let's assume we're going to be more funny jokes to come. This guy has this setup and then, you know, the premise and then the punchline and then there's a big laugh. And then they have to over explain how he got this joke prepared and was ready to deliver it.
Starting point is 00:46:06 And here's the explanation. That was a long punchline. And I'm sure the only reason you wanted to read that was for that punchline, huh? You know, I think I actually skimmed the story when I first picked it up, but I knew where I was gonna go with it. Oh my god. Wow, I can't hear
Starting point is 00:46:29 him petting himself on the back hard enough. I knew I was gonna be super racist with it. Oh my gosh, I read the headline and I was just like, I got 17 jokes for this fucking a while. Let's bring it to the show. Oh shit, these people. No, I will will say you know me Carl like I Don't like I don't I like to give a little positive feedback I love with the negative. I don't like to just shit all over everything That's true And and I only played that I was gonna try and avoid like just the Political like they try to tackle these very serious topics. I wasn't even going to get into those serious topics. No, I just, we don't do that in W.A.
Starting point is 00:47:07 To get away from it. Nobody cares about what we think about those topics. Why would that? And remember to think about Nendu Traudy-Layer. Yeah, yeah, and we're criticizing these guys for giving a shit about it. But what I will say about that, you know, that comes off like, like very racist. He was making a joke. He was, they give the right advice to people who write in.
Starting point is 00:47:32 But oftentimes, the advice that they were giving to people was correct, not hateful. For example, the person who wanted drugs was concerned. How are people going to judge me? And the advice was, who gives a shit? Do what makes you happy, which is exactly the right advice. If it makes you happy, why do you care? People are gonna talk shit about you either way. Just like we're talking shit about people.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Who gives a shit. We make fun of other podcasts. Our podcast isn't very good. So why would a podcast care that we make fun of their podcast? Everyone has a podcast. But yeah, I agree with you. These guys actually have good opinions about the topics That's caring that we make fun of their podcasts. Everyone has a podcast. Boom! So yeah, I agree with you. These guys actually have good opinions
Starting point is 00:48:09 about the topics that they cover. You gave me two weeks to pick and choose clips to make these guys look like an asshole. Right. And we've spent this last hour trying to make them look like fucking idiots. Four of them are not. I'll leave it up to the listener.
Starting point is 00:48:22 All right. But the good news is Carl, my number 13. Number 13. That's still on the board. Joe here you go white people are not all the same So I'm not the same as these guys learn that's the same as me, you know, we're not all the same not all the same. That's that's sound advice I don't have very much else that's. That's that's really all I got Carly. You said some one-star reviews. That's my fucking favorite. That's what that's your favorite thing. All right. Well then let's get into it. I think that's next on my list. Let's read some one-star reviews from iTunes. Back on December 6th. We had Hungry Joe 12 and he's got a he's got a long one. So bear with me here. He says I tried to like it.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Oh, this is a two-star review. All right. Well, hey, that's not bad. Actually, statistically, get it. Let's watch stars. All right. So this guy says a friend of mine told me about this show and said I should give it a shot. I was in the three episodes to give it a a fair go but could not make myself like it. The concept of the show is great and I expected to get a good laugh. Unfortunately, I did not.
Starting point is 00:49:34 I'm not sure which was worse. The over the top rage guy or the awful sound drops they used to fill for content. In the 3 shows I listened to, I heard the same insults over and over again, and I wondered if maybe their time wouldn't be better used doing something else. Eh, it was worth a go, I guess, and maybe someone else will take this concept and do something with it.
Starting point is 00:49:58 All right. I'm gonna sue them if they do. I have to say that Hungry Joe 12, I'm gonna call bullshit on this. And that whole thing where he says the same insult, you're an asshole. Okay. No, seriously though. This guy explains that a friend turned him onto our show. Like he tried to listen to three episodes.
Starting point is 00:50:20 He listened to three episodes. He talks about an over the top rage guy. I don't know if that's me or Frosur or, I don't know, there's a lot of different people who could be the over-the-top rage guy. I'm thinking it's you. You think it's me, all right, fair enough. There's no way that somebody would listen to a podcast,
Starting point is 00:50:36 try to like it because someone turned them on to it, and then spend the time to write out this long, reasoned review on iTunes about how it sucks. How is that a good use of anyone's time? Joe, I've never given a podcast at one set of you on iTunes. Have you? No. Why would you?
Starting point is 00:50:55 I wouldn't even bother. Why would you even bother? You don't like it? I just don't want to do it. I admit it. I turn it off and never go back. I certainly don't go right to review. I don't understand the reason why you'd be like, I need to shit on this podcast
Starting point is 00:51:05 and make sure nobody else discovers it. This is someone who hosts a podcast that we should not. And they're trying to make it seem like, I almost knew a bunch of episodes, I was very objective about it. Bullshit. There's no way you would get to this point
Starting point is 00:51:19 where you're writing this review. So I just call Shanann again on this whole thing. Next one. We have from December 6th again. We have a one-star review from AutoBitJetFire and it says this would be better if the hosts weren't bitter about the podcast. They don't like being way more successful. That's probably true. All right, next one. This is from December 8th. This is another one star review. And this one says, BS is the title. And it says, I hate these millennials that think aggregating is some sort of art form
Starting point is 00:51:53 makes something for yourself instead of profiting off of other people's work. Alright, this is an amazing review for two reasons. Alright, first off, Moenials. We're obviously not Moenials. Moenials are triggered all over the place by our show. This is the anti-moenial show. We're douchebags. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:15 We're not Moenials. Yeah. Let's get that out of the way. Make something for yourself instead of profit off of other people's work. Joe. Kyle, you know how long I spent? I'm rolling at the dough over here
Starting point is 00:52:26 I mean you guys heard us talking about Casper mattress earlier and obviously our patreon that we're always promoting you're Providing I fucking make no money on this and wasting my goddamn time with it my time's actually valuable You know how he's fucking assholes. He's fucking takes don't know how long it takes to put together these fucking supercods carl They take a walk down make something. Yeah, I'll show you a fucking something to make. Uh, fucking love that. I thought that was fun. So, Joe, a couple of weeks ago, again, your brother was on the show. We were reviewing Dr. Game Show.
Starting point is 00:52:57 And I made up my own game for the VATP. Okay. Do you remember this? Yeah, I'm gonna lose. Okay. So, I want to play that game again. This might be a reoccurring bit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:07 The game is simple, people. I throw out the name of a band, and then my co-host has to tell me my least favorite song ever recorded by that band. Okay, yeah. I remember it, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:19 So, you know, you might remember the last week we had Starship, and we had Thin Lizzy, and you know, a bunch of different bands This week Joe I'm gonna start off with the 1985 Chicago Bears The least fake you're least favorite at least they were sog by the 1985 Chicago Bears, you know what this super bowl shuffle Dude 1980s were fucking a crazy time. That was a legit song that was being played non-stop all over the place. You and I were both alive at this time. I can't imagine someone who was born in the 90s, who's now an adult, to go back and hear what happened in the age of like, what was going on back then? I have no explanation for it.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I don't know either. I fucking liked that song when I was a Terry was rapping. You loved it. Holy shit Jim McMahon was the quarterback. Yeah, all right. We're talking about the 1985 Chicago Bears a team known for defense And I will tell you that Jim McMahon has no business Rapping in a song that charted it was out out the radio Who the fuck wrote those lyrics I Motivate the cats I like to tease and He fucking ripping towels at their butt cheeks like a Holy shit, he talks about how he throws the pill
Starting point is 00:55:15 Right dude, he got a strong runny game and a good defense cab down about yourself the low point of Walter fattens career Oh my god, I mean I could have taken any one of the team members rap parts. It's it's the worst fucking piece of garbage ever. There's better songs on the Ferris Bueller soundtrack to that song that's saying something. It's fucking garbage. All right, that was fun. I don't have any other bands. Oh, no, it's a bad one. I won the game. You win the game better than your brother. All right, I promise I would talk about any other bads. Oh, no, it's a bad. So I won the game. You win the game, you're better than your brother at it. All right, I promise I would talk about net neutrality. It's a non-issue and people should get over it.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Net neutrality was never put into law. There was never anything that happened. And the fact that it no longer exists means nothing will change. So we'll still be able to listen to who are these packets. Yes, could you imagine if your internet service provider tomorrow said I actually heard this from people at work It's insane to me. They're like well, they could just start charging by the Google search
Starting point is 00:56:16 $1.99 for every Google search Do you not understand how fucking business works at all what business model would make sense in? Let's piss off all of our customers and make sure they stop using our service. Hey, guys, that neutrality fucking nonsense is ridiculous. They say, okay, they're gonna favor their own companies and let that go through. I used to have Time Warner cable. I don't anymore, thank God.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Time Warner owns cable stations. Right. They didn't only provide those cable stations because then nobody would fucking subscribe the time Warner That's how that's how it works. We have choices you've dollar votes are fucking people that idiotic They think that all of a sudden all the ISPs are gonna be like we're gonna fuck over Every wanted ruin the internet meet Skat porn Carl. I'm not gonna be able to jerk off the skat porn anymore
Starting point is 00:57:04 Wow, you better be able to jerk off the scalp porn anymore. Wow, you better be able to jerk off the scalp porn because that is freedom of speech Men shooting another men is freedom of soul So Joe we talked about a lot we talked about who's right? The podcast remember that you know, that was a big part of what we did. We talked about our recent reviews on items. People don't like WATP very much, apparently. We played my favorite new game, guess what I at least shared with somebody once.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I won the game. You did very well at that. And we even talked about that new charity. Right, right, part of the show? How topical. That was interesting, right? We don't usually get very political. Calmed the public. We've kind of the public down.
Starting point is 00:57:49 It's okay, guys. Nothing has changed. It's the same as it's always been. Get your skateboarder. Absolutely nothing has changed. So you know what that means, Joe? I do. It's time for...
Starting point is 00:57:59 Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. That's right, it's the part of the show where I over explain what we're gonna be doing, and I won't this week because we're already way over. But we're gonna play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week, and we call it next week's Teas because... It's going to be next week's show that we review right
Starting point is 00:58:25 But we call it a teas because I don't know I guess you look excited it teases them It's just like Jim McMahon. He likes to tease he aims to please He throws the pill he throws the pill this is next week's pill throw egg the pill throw All right, so here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week. I find the very idea of a walk-in clinic to be absolutely disconcerting. For starters, they're usually located in some half-ass strip mall. Maybe I'm just overly sensitive or I don't know, just too old-fashioned, but I just don't like the idea of receiving a physical examination within
Starting point is 00:59:06 the same proximity of a place that will rotate my tires. What's more, this particular clinic was once a Hollywood video store. You can still see the faint outline of the logo on the exterior, and although I am sure the place has since been gutted and disinfected, I can't quite shake the image of this year's flu vaccinations being stored next to a stack of unwatched Garfield DVDs. Alright, this is a show that's called the writable rant. That sounds like a robot telling me a story.
Starting point is 00:59:40 I think she might be reading a script. This is what computers will sound like when they gain consciousness and start creating content. All right. So here is a podcast called The Rightable Rant and the reason why we're going to be reviewing it is because David the producer reached out directly through Twitter and said this, Hey, found your podcast through a few friends, Emily Prokop, and Doug from Who's Right? I think it's a circle. I produce the unrightable rant and would like you to consider our show
Starting point is 01:00:13 to kick the shit out of, I mean review. We have two types of episodes. Some are the host, Juliet, telling stories, and others are celebrity interviews with people like Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia, Nick DePolo, etc. Thanks for considering us. So obviously that picked my interest. He mentioned a bunch of names that I'm huge fans of, Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia. So there's two different versions of this show. I assume we'll be reviewing both versions of it. And as boring as that row body clip sounded, I have a feeling that it's gonna be a fun show to review.
Starting point is 01:00:52 I feel like we're falling into a rabbit hole of being the fucking talk, the fucking, we're being used to promote other people's shitty podcasts. We're in the, they're reaching out. We're in a Twitter sphere weird thing that's happening where all these podcasts are buddies with each other and they're like, hey, if we all listen to each other's podcasts, then we'll all have listeners.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Okay, I guess. Yeah, you're right, Joe. We should on it or not. I think we should review the shizz knit with Brian Tramble. We should shoot in the shizz knit. All right, co-host, Joe, I suggested shooting the shizz knit. Don't worry, Ihost Jellis suggested shooting the shizzet. I don't where I'll go into post and like put a whole clip from that show in here and then we'll talk about it He sounds like that. That internship you text a few minutes ago and said you two guys have the more
Starting point is 01:01:36 What prevails that anyone they know? Oh my gosh, I didn't have to go into post you still hang on the soundboard I just played what was that fucking obnoxious noise that was going on Someone clicking a pen while they're broadcasting. It's terrible. Oh my god I know our show quality sound quality is not the best but holy Christ I try not to just fucking obnoxiously annoy people I will say that Brian sounded like a fucking the sweetest man ever, but I'm sure he's a sweetheart All right, Joe. Well hey, listen, man, this was a lot of fun, we were really funny.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Oh yeah, we're good. You and I are hilarious and we're very funny, white, man. People tell us all the time how funny we are. Not the people that I do, or Twitter or anywhere else, but you know, these private messages, again, everyone says that we're amazing. Just believe it.
Starting point is 01:02:19 We tell each other. So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out what's it for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony I'm sorry, I'm supposed to get in the car. Look, look, look, look! Ha ha ha! Yeah! What, what, what?
Starting point is 01:02:58 Hurry! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:16 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

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