Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep02 - WATS - Depression Tips

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

This is the second episode of our new show, Who Are These Socials, featuring Karl Hamburger and Blind Mike Geary. If you've ever wondered, "what's the deal with social media?" then this is the show for you. We will eventually have this on a separate feed but for now it's on this one. You can also watch on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. This episode is full of hot takes including the problem with black men dating white women, naming children before they pick their gender, the lopsided Brittney Griner trade, Joe Rogan's inability to bring people together, and Alex Stein's beef with Barstool Sports. We also check in with Orlando Kyng, the funniest roast battle ever, and Karl's Facebook feed. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. It's show time. for the radio. And what? Mine. We want business, take care of. Who are these? Social. Number one podcast on the internet today. W-A-B-S. Welcome to get another episode of Who Are These Socials? The show thousands of people come to to learn the age-old question.

What's the deal with social media? If you could find a show that knows more about social media, I'll give OP stars on Facebook. I'm your host, Carol Hamburger, with me, as always, is Mike Geary, aka Blind Mike. What's up, Mike? Oh, what's up, buddy? I mean, obviously we were really hit.

I do have one message, the one criticism that really annoyed me about the first episode Yeah, is they kept saying these are two boomers. I'm a young man. I'm 31. I'm not as old as Carl I'm Chad Hacks. This fucking boomer shed. I listen to Pearl Jam growing up motherfucker ridiculous Now Mike some people are saying that I won't read superchats and those people can get a locker if the gym next to Chad Zumak because I will read every superchat that comes in. I'm not afraid of superchats. Well, look, afraid of superchats because I'm not. Although I tried to talk them out of it folks, although I will say we'll probably save them for the end or maybe do something like mid-show. We won't get distracted by superchats this time. That was one of the critiques

that we saw coming in from our first show. I mean, we're not doing this for there's no patreon for the show. So you know, make money from that, you know, correct. And we appreciate your support. And we want to make you a part of the show. So set us a super chat. We'll read your question in your comment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're the third co-host folks. The 12th man is I like to say. I don't know, that works out. I'm sure the path on that works out. But the 12th man is I like to say. I don't know, that works out. That's for the path on that works out. But the 12th man are the people who are watching us on YouTube right now. And if you're not, we're live on YouTube every Thursday at 6 p. Eastern time.

All right, Mike, let's get right into this thing. Oh, first off, thanks to Dave from Canada for the logo that I used during the intro song and Troy Smith, who made the Blind Burger logos in the upper right corner of the video right now. Fucking phenomenal. I love it. That's a big part. You know, you not a fan of the Blind Burger. No, you shouldn't take shots at the blind. It's not nice. All right. Well, let's get right into some controversial hot takes. Shall we? I would love to. Yeah, this is, we're going to a subreddit called cringe.

And this is about interracial dating. Let's find out what these black women have to say about interracial dating. I love Jonathan Majors. There was something in me that felt I bet he has a white girlfriend. And when Antenna revealed to me, he was in Sweden somewhere with a blonde hair. Bored.

White woman. I don't celebrate that. I'm not gonna celebrate their children that they have. I'm not gonna celebrate. It doesn't make me be like, yes, like you know some people together, you're like, I love them together That's how we all got here a white woman and a black man help me through this

I don't have a logical answer and what I get agitated about is because it's It's commercially trendy for people to be in interracial relationships It's become a presentation of diluted blackness like why aren't you happy to see like all these mixed families and cheerios commercials? No because the storytelling is not are is not a mixed story. The storytelling is this is what's digestible for anyone like these interracial couples are in commercials. I don't know anyone who's applauding what's going on with the fucking people they cast at commercials these days. I feel like just maybe I could be wrong about this, but I feel like when we got the dissecting the race of the people in Cheerios commercials

Yeah, that's when we should have been like and we got it pretty good. We fixed it right like right with each other now Right, right. It's funny that you go from we had a black president to and these Cheerios commercials Ah, I don't care for that. I didn't even care about the president. I'm just angry about the Cheerios commercials This is what's digestible for white people. I don't mind seeing black women with white men. It gets even more toxic for your needs. Oh, you're hot. What?

I don't. I don't want hot. All right. So, Mike, I know what's fucking these women up. These are black women who are used to competing with white women, but the white women are usually fat. So, there's somewhat of a level playing field here, but now all of a sudden there's like a hot blonde coming in

and it's game over. They're like, well, what the fuck? They don't know what they're doing with this. It's too much. It's too much. I like it. At least the other ladies are calling her out. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, even her hypocrisy at the end there. I was like, well, if it's reverse, it's great that I'm okay with that. I'll fuck a white man. I'll give a shit about that. And I just want to point out that I'm not the one who's concerned about skinny blondes, fucking black guys. They are, okay? Just, just see, no, Mike, where I'm coming from here. That's how far we've come as a nation, that people that look like Carl don't care. Yeah. I'm over it. It's fine. I am so sick of the topic of race. I'd love to breed

it out of society. If that's even possible. I have a solution. It's fine. I am so sick of the topic of race. I'd love to breed it out of society if that's even possible. I have a solution for us, Mike. Okay. What do you think about this? I think the white guys get Asians. The black guys, they get the white girls. All right. Puerto Rican guys, they get Mexican girls.

And the Asian guys just jerk off the Han day. So I mean, it's not too different than what's happening now Now, to be honest with you, but it's pretty good. Yeah, I know she's pretty good to me. I mean, let's feed this up a little bit, shall we? Because I'm just annoyed with it. We just all be fucking gray. Be fantastic. We'll find something else to be best about like us.

I do, so when I was putting a lot of these clips together, I started to feel like I had to find white people that were insane because I realized like, and maybe I'm the problem, not this lady, because as I was going on, I was like, a lot of these clips are crazy black people. What am I doing? Well, I'll help you out because I found someone, and this is a woman who is at Claire Foster PhD on Twitter. Okay. who is at Claire Foster PhD on Twitter.

Dr. Foster, she tweets some spicy stuff that people are interested in. Let me read you this tweet that I saw. By the way, the way I found this woman is through at Clown World. And at Clown World, find some pretty funny accounts to retweet. So let's see, Dr. Foster tweeted, it should be illegal to name children

until they've decided on their gender pronouns. All babies should be given numbers. You know, to humanize them. Well, that's so funny about it because one of the comments underneath that was someone who just posted a picture of a Jews forearm with their number. I'm like, yeah, we've tried this before It's not it's not great giving people numbers rather than names Oftentimes that doesn't go well for people and keep them in cages until they can just take care of themselves right All right, so this this, her bio on Twitter is anti-extremist, myoscentrist, board certified astrologist, IQ 169, Clinton Harris 2024.

So I ask you, is this woman just fucking with us? That's what I have to ask about everyone doing this show. I'm like, I don't, am I being fucked with? I don't know anymore. That's the problem right now. Am I getting trolled with this? Because I see someone like this.

I think it's kind of funny. This someone would think this way. It's pretty ridiculous. You know, this whole idea that genders are just decided upon at some point in your life just goes against all science. I know that's very controversial. I hope we're still up on YouTube. I think it's very offensive. Well, I knew you would. Like, let me show you another one of her tweets. It's another fun one that she put out just recently.

She says, it is a scientific fact that communism has prevented millions from living a life of poverty. Now, here's my problem. Here's my problem with this. What's scientific about that? It's a scientific fact that communism has prevented millions from living a life of poverty. People don't know what science is anymore. I like the idea of her pouring communism into a beaker and measuring it. Right.

Let me put in a little libertarianism. It explodes. Oh, shit. I can't do that again. That's the wrong formula. It's all 100 sub-units. I'm really going to go. It's still a way to do this.

So, yeah, I don't think, I think people think that if there's data, you can collect that now all of a sudden we're talking about science and just not the case. Right. Not how science works. There is, I wonder like, there has to be a lucrative business to this because you see enough people doing it online, where at some point someone somewhere must have made money off of thinking and behaving like this. Oh yeah, for sure.

I think if you can be super extreme on either side I mean we've got Alex Stein videos coming up that we'll talk about. But yeah there's definitely an audience for this and it's us I mean Mike you and I are pretty lame we're kind of like hanging out in the middle somewhere. And who the fuck gives a shit about that. That's gay. That's gay That we kind of see things from both sides and understand there's good and bad. Speaking of which, something that's been extremely controversial and has definitely been polarizing is this Brittany Griner trade.

Right. Now we brought Brittany Griner back to freedom in the United States as you know. Although, I do have to say, she isn't out of the woods yet. She's been sentenced to four more years in the WNBA. So it's not. That all funny games for Brittany Griner. But let's see what people...

I like the idea of questioning the trade from a sports perspective. Yes. Like putting it up like, did we get the right value for Brittany Griner? Yeah. There is a pretty funny comments underneath this video on TikTok. And this is James Jefferson Jr. talking about the trade value specifically. So some people mad that we traded Brittany Griner for some dude named the merchant of death pretty much America gave up a Nuclear bomb and Russia had to give up a yo-yo. That was it. Then seemed like a fair trade and people upset

I get why you upset you should be upset, but you wrong you mad at the wrong people if the people that had tweeted are You man at the wrong people if the people that have tweeted our mate Brittany Griner trained every day hashtag free Brittany Griner are stupid because Why in the hell would you raise somebody's trade value? Yeah? In the middle of negotiations like when a child you're a kid nap and they got an amber alert CNN Fox News everybody's talking about them. What do you think the kid never thinking? The kid never thinking jackpot. I only won a 2000. Now I need two million for this little bastard.

I'm trying to tell you guys, man, it's smart. Bobby was ready to give her up almost immediately, but we made too much commotion. Putin was on the phone with Joe Biden every day saying, hey, today's price ain't yesterday's price click. So it's going to be a brilliant click. So it's only a brilliant observation. And it's so spot on. And the funny thing is this dumb woke media, why don't they make a seem like she's an important

athlete to Americans, which is a true at all? Right. They made this way more difficult on her than it should have been. Well, that's something in general. That might be a topic we have to tackle at some point because there's this movement online among very select group of people that like, we're sexist for not paying attention to the WNBA. Like, we're making the choice with our penises and saying, like, we don't want to watch girls play basketball, even though we're so entertained by it.

Like, we're ignoring it on purpose. Do Bill Burr had the best take on this in his latest special, I'm sure you saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he's like, hey, ladies, why don't you go and watch these games? Why is it have to be us? There you go, there's your league.

Go watch it, why aren't you filling the stands? This is our problem. Sorry, I don't want to watch a mediocre basketball, but that's you guys, go for it. I like the idea of this guy showing up now, though, just to boo Brittany Griner. He's like, the trade sucked. What can I tell you?

Yeah. Well, I have to say, the trade wasn't as bad as it seems because since Griner missed the entire WNBA season, the US is forcing Russia to pay her $482 in lost wages. So it was a package deal, Mike. Now I want to tell you, because we blew this whole thing up in the media, like, oh my gosh, Brittany Griner, it's so important to us. If I went to the supermarket right now and asked 47 people, which team Brittany Griner

plays for, how many people would get it right? Zero. Out of the 47, you're how many people would get it right zero out of the 47 you're saying zero people would get right. What if I had 52 people in Rochester, New York? Zero. What if I had 57 people, Mike? Does that never change at all? Do you know what she plays for?

The Liberty and that's just because I get that's the one I know that's what everyone says. That's the only one anybody knows. The Phoenix Mercury. Okay. What a team. Well, that's that's the one I know that's what everyone says that's the only one anybody knows the Phoenix Mercury. Okay, what a team Well, that's that's my point. That's my point This is a guy like this is the bar stool all day Actually, that's what I should have known that just because I thought Sam Marillo had a good tweet Where he said the real problem is that the Phoenix Mercury and fourth without Bernie Griner

Which is funny because who would know if that's true or not. The whole room fucking up. This is it's over. We don't fucking know. It's fucking nonsense. We don't know. And it's funny to me because that's where we used to be smarter as a country. If Russia had Michael Jordan in 1997, we'd be smart enough to say, you know, Scotty Pippas, the real star of this team, I think the bulls are going to be fired. You know, we're going to play it down. You know, you played it down. You could have brought it back. Then the comment underneath here that I thought was funny was only trade in the WNBA that's made the news. Ain't that a fact? It's the only league that exists because like we're being nice. Like it loses money and the NBA funds it's subsidized

Yeah, yeah, I know and it would which would be fine if all of the WNBA stars were like grateful You know wouldn't it be if they came out of these one hey, I want to thank LeBron James and Harry Irving for put out a great product. They make so much money. They're able to pay us for something nobody wants to see It's amazing. Thanks guys. They said the reason Brittany Griner was playing in Russia is because you make no money in the WNBA So when I heard that I thought it was like $10,000 a year, which you probably should be she makes like 250 grand a year. Yeah No money pretty insulting to most Americans to say that I have to particularly me. Go to my Patreon. I'm not making that. I have a quarter of a million dollars a year

working five months a year and it's just not enough. Like, okay, well, you should probably go fuck yourself with that added dead. That's probably we think this way because we're racist. I'm guessing what's find out because that is the counterpoint. What's head over to another tick tocker who has their spicy hot take on this. The fact that I keep seeing people say that British Griner should have stayed in Russia and that it was a bad deal and that you should have gotten Paul Leland proves to me that you're all all racist. Alright, and he just- He's got James Jefferson.

Boom, hot take. This is my problem with all the shows I enjoyed on ESPM in the early 2000s. I didn't realize it was going to lead to everyone thinking they can film themselves and their fucking hot takes in their car. Like, oh, I also have a hot take on this issue. Shut up, you're an idiot. I don't wanna hear about it. All right, let's, by the way,

she's missing one of the temples over glasses. Not a good look. I would have shot from the other angle. You know what I mean? She needs a producer, so I wanted her ear. All right, let's see what else she has to say about this. All right, so if you're upset about this trade, where you have this arms dealer

who sold, I don't know, 100,000 machine guns, warlords and African. Yeah, if you're concerned about that guy being free again, it's because of the racism, obviously. Because why is a white man's life more worth more than a black woman who clearly would in Russia have a higher chance of dying because she's black. Clearly. What's not that she doesn't think that's her anything like that, just that's clearly true.

Yes. Did she think we're saying the merchant of death's life, life is worth more? No, I think she's saying that everybody wanted us to get that other guy out. And I should have, yeah, write the Marine. And I think the point is, is that you would get both of them for the merchant of death, right? I didn't get the idea.

Yeah, that would have been a dream. I don't think anyone would have complained about that. The fact that we're saying no one should be an eruption gulag for a dumb reason. Yeah, exactly. A woman and gay. Gay? And then furthermore, have y'all looked at the following?

Okay, hold on, I'm sorry. I'm now reminded of why I picked this clip. Yeah. I forgot. She's doing this as her child is begging for attention. Yeah, I know. It's like, don't bother me right now. I'm rant to get dick-duck. She's doing this as her child is begging for attention Don't bother ma'am right now. I'm rant to get dickdack. I'm hungry mom Woman and gay and then furthermore have y'all looked into Paul, wheelin

He was a right a Putin loyalist like he was discharged dishonorably from the military Like he is not a fucking hero The only reason you're still sticking up for him is because he's white in your homophobic and racist Yeah, but can he dunk a basketball that's my question for he could he do Maybe I'm such a good dick too. We don't know that I don't know that he's not gay I just want to point out that there might be more to this than race I mean, I know this woman doesn't see anything else aside from that, but I it's a possibility That's it like own that shit if you're gonna be racist just own it, but like if you're up in arms right now I'm saying it wasn't a good deal. Why? Why?

Why? Why? Well, that's a pretty good argument right there. Mike, that's what I know that I'm being outwitted. Oh, yeah, you think that? Why? Why? Why?

The first few that I was in really in, the last one was very powerful. I was ready to answer that. I was like, oh, she got me there. Why is? Why was it not a good deal? Shouldn't you just be happy that an American is no longer in Russia and prison? Because she's not the right sexuality, gender, or color why you can't celebrate it. And that's why

you consider it not a good deal. Do better. Do better. I have I have news for this woman. Not only do I not care about Brittany Griner, but I also hate all women's professional sports. So it's actually worth it just the races of that. Well, to be fair to all races, to show how little I care, I knew we were going to talk about this today. I still can't remember the other guy's name. I know, right. It's just dumb. It's a leave me alone. That's a very good point.

So. But do better, there's a couple of things with that. A, do better is on my list of like internet phrases that people just need to get over. Like, I don't know why we've decided it's okay to all talk exactly the same, but I really do wish. Like I would love to know, I don't know how old that kid is, but she was like, Hey, Mom, what are you doing? I would love to know the answer.

Well, right, because setting people straight. Answering that situation. I'm getting the internet right now. So relax. You're not that hungry. You'll be fine. I want to point out real quick. I'm sorry I got distracted. David Chandler with 99.99 on a super chat.

Thank you very much. That guy's my favorite super chatter on the internet today. I know you meant to send 99.99, but you're not getting it back. Well, I could give it to you back after the 21st, but my is 30%. You have to thumb wrestle before. All right. So this leads us to my favorite clip of the show. Mike, you have found a job, my friends. Oh good. Congratulations on this. This is a roast battle for the ages. This might be the future of roast battles. I think it's the future of comedy. It might be the future of comedy.

I don't want to oversell this. But it's better than Tennessee Rebels. This is handicap versus trans roast battle. Yeah, this is... These are my people, by the way. I'm going to hand it over to the bear. By the way, I was thinking the exact same thing I was thinking about this. I'm like look at Mike You were you're legally blind at this point. I was born club-footed

I think it's time for us to start clowning some trans and downs people We totally have the right to do that team disabled All right, the trans have had it good for too long Let's let's get into this video. I know what guys this isn't a bear. I can't call Joe any slurs And he gets a slur as way to this entire battle My speech is more clear than your gender Well, I'm in this quest smokey pot because see what frequently forget what gender she was. The only person who has ever-

Joe is God. Oh! Good boy. Some say Robin belongs to the men's's room Some say the women's room. I just wanted it stuff crying in the heavy I just point out how much harder these two are killing the chat Zuma. Yeah, I know the these jokes are all landeg Every single one is better than any one of chance jokes that I've ever come up with Now this is something I've never said before in chance defense. This is a Rose Comics dream come true.

Could you imagine, okay, I made it past the first round. Who do I have next? Oh, well, there's this guy with the wig on who goes by Sheila. All right, yeah, I think I can handle this one. They took me away from my mother. I haven't seen her in 21 years. So like Robin, both our mother and father, son, son. What? Guys, this is fucking amazing. Very well,

God. I just love it so much because like they're both killing, first of all. And like the idea that just destroys everything that you see in the media now where it's like don't make fuck don't punch down Like a Violence Mike if you make a joke about a trans person the next thing you know, they're gonna get curbs that by Richard O'Jetta Because it just gets to win people to buy where they start laughing at a joke like no, I got a murder someone This is so funny now let that sink in gets a witty boy to fight where they start laughing at Joe's like no, I got a murder someone. So funny. Now let that sink in. But and then they'll twist themselves into a pretzel saying, yeah, but no, they both

have obstacles to overcome. And that's why it's not punching that it's like just have a little fucking fun like these two people are having. Well, listen, like like Centering John would say, you can't walk. I have a stutter. We're even. Let's go. You know, I was born disabled.

So I feel like I could definitely get the mix with these too. I don't see what the problem would be. Yeah. It is, it is kind of fun though, because to your point, like, it's easy to write jokes, but in 2022, if you're in a roast battle, and they're like, hey, you're going up against a retarded kid. You're like, oh, come on.

Right. No one's filming this, right? Yeah. Like Mark Normans not hitting with these jokes. He's getting booed off the stage. Right. Joe was gonna booed off the stage. These jokes.

What do you mean? What it's working for them? All right, so this is, this next one I haven't watched yet. You set this over after your prep. Well, so I wanted to show two people that have overcome great hurdles in life to perform great comedy to the exact opposite and a trend that really bothers me to the point where I said, like, I kind of want to do this every week. Yeah. Because like Andrew Schultz and Stavros Halkeyis and a lot of people on Instagram have seen like their ticket sales go way up because, sorry, not you're good, because of their Instagram and TikTok and like they'll do crowd work and post clips of their stand up and show

like that. And it's helped their numbers. So now like what younger comics have done is say, oh, I need to put everything on social media. So this is a kid who was on Reddit and posted his first ever open mic. Oh, now. And he was looking for feedback and everything,

and I would say, you know, it's never bad to ask for feedback, but the reason you don't do that is because assholes on the internet will take it and make fun of it. Right, so this is on the subreddit that is standup with 118,000 members and he posts, just in my first open mic, here's one of the bets. I have no idea what I'm doing out there,

but I hope you like it. Feedback and critique is definitely welcome and appreciated now I don't believe any of that. I don't think he would have posted this video if he's like, I don't know What am I gonna do? I have no idea. He's proud of this. You're not like hey this sucks But all right and listen he's looking for feedback. That's good. That's what you should be doing, but This lives forever now you fucking idiot and now we're gonna make fun of it why are you making us do this all right well I've not watched this yes I'm excited to see what's up it's pretty good life to be about 20 or 30 years older than me it's like what's it like to be born in

the 1970s to mom she's like hey kid you're up to late right still watching TV you better go to bed boogie man's gonna get you you like well now I was a kid it was the 90s so I was scared fuck the boogie man but your kid the fucking 70s you're like dude mom the boogie man's gonna get me fuck yeah I got fucking Saturday night deeper I'm looking under my bed It's like John fucking triple. Yeah fucking John triple is under my bed Can I get an autograph? This here fucking

Okay, so I understood the connection he was making with boogie and John Travolta but then he had to actually go out and say it at the add like, just so you guys know the reason I'm connecting these concepts. Savide these books. Pretty loose connection. That's very. I'm I'm I'm

in real time. Now I'm trying to figure out what yeah, I know I was trying to figure out where he was going with that. Like why would people in the 70s like the Boogie man? Oh, because that was a term they used for dancing and there was a movie that judge your vaulted Jesus Christ. It's just, it's a problem like with my generation and younger that everything you do, you feel like you're ready for the professional world. So even if this guy doesn't think it's a fully formed bit,

he's like, but there's something there, right? Right, everyone? Huh? The, here's the issue. And actually, I listened to Jim Norton explain this on the open Anthony show many years ago, and it's what a lot of these people who start doing comedy, and even guys like Bert Kreischer still do wrong. They don't understand where the punchline is. So they're like throwing out things, and they just keep like saying more stuff,

and more stuff. It's like, it's got to land somewhere at some point. You need to land on it, and either move out or tag it or something, but like that never led it anywhere. Right. Which again, is a perfectly tolerable mistake to make your first time to stand up or even, you know, six months in or whatever. Sure. But then to go to the internet and be like, what do you think everybody? I'm accepting praise now. Well, I wonder what the comments are like under here.

Oh, yuck. You're already a hero for being up there. And an open mic. I can't think of something that's easier to do to set up for a fucking open mic. I'm more present people do karaoke than fucking open mic. Are you kidding me? This is the problem and this is where people are gonna cause old men, but it's like, sometimes you don't need support.

Sometimes you need like, hey man, that fucking sucked. Yeah, yeah, like what he's been a little more time in front of the mirror and then get up in front of other people, you dummy. Then that person says, that joke was asking a lot of your audience. I see a lot of, so that joke was too smart for the audience. Is that what

the problem was Mike? I missed that. Yeah. It was too high. I'm not. Yeah. For the audience to understand. Okay. I think a Travolta reference in 2022. That's what it is. It's too smart. Too smart. Yeah. You're asking too much. People are going to have to know things like movies that came out in the 70s that are still extremely popular today Might be very difficult for people. I do stand that All right Speaking of people who don't understand what funny is I Was checking out Greg Opie Hughes's tiktok Because he talks about this and I was just doing a review of Opie yesterday

And he was talking about how he's been doing a lot of streaming on TikTok recently because when he goes out on the street, that's the only thing he's able to stream to for some reason. I heard you saying that. I don't understand it. I don't understand it either. The other apps work in the... I can't believe I have to say this, in the street.

Well maybe it's because OP has a certain level of audio quality that, no, no, that's not it. Maybe it's because OP has this idea of what the video should, no, no, no, I can't figure it out either. Mike doesn't make any sense to me. So this is OP. This is one of the videos he posted on TikTok recently. You know, like when you're in New York, they'll have photos in a restaurant. They'll have photos of celebrities that have been at the restaurants, usually like with the owner or something.

Right. And some of them are famous and have a wall full of celebrities. Others have a couple, but they're like, hey, look at this guy. It was, yeah, that's pretty cool, right? So this one, OP is not even in the restaurant. He's outside on the street. And he notices that there's a photo of Sylvester Stallone on the side of this and so OBS Scott, you know, a quipper too.

Obviously, hilarity and sucess. For this one, of course, yeah. You got the slides Stallone. Of course, every picture he takes, he has to put out that stupid fist. It's his thing. Must be embarrassing. Yeah, that's what's embarrassing. That's happening right now.

Yeah, the 9-second video, his whole hot take was, wow, he has to ball his fist because he played a boxer in Rocky, one of the biggest movie franchises of all time. How embarrassing! The movie that he wrote and started, they became a giant sensation. They made seven more of them. How embarrassing for Sylvester Stallone. Nothing I feel me this for TikTok. Sylvester Stallone, it should be embarrassed by this.

Not the 60 year old man. TikTok, yeah. Oh, be calling out. Anything Taylor to somebody's do is embarrassing is one of the funniest things he's ever said for sure. You want to run embarrassing? Listen to the hashtags he uses for this video. Hashtag Rocky, hashtag Fist, hashtag celebrity, hashtag celebrity photos, hashtag Sylvester Stallone, hashtag for you, hashtag FYP.

It's too many. It's not how the algorithm works. So he uses hashtags like it's 2008 still. He doesn't understand why why people use hashtags hashtag fist That's no people are looking for this is a we yeah, that might get some different results It's really stupid and he has that FYP on all of his videos. I should probably figure out why for you post Is that what it means I believe so yeah, what is that for you page something like that? So the for you page on t, this is where I can walk,

grab a car, I'm so committed. Thank you. Thank you. That's what comes down to the actual car, thank you very much. So, so the idea is that he will land on everyone's for you page because he's half-tagged it. That's not always the case, but that's the goal. I'm guessing that's rarely the case.

Yeah, because everyone does it. Right, okay. All right, well, we couldn't check out OP and social media without his hot take on Joe Rogan. Oh, good. So this is another recent video that he posted where he's gonna call out our buddy Joe Rogan. Can I make a guess real quick?

Is he not at all jealous of Joe Rogan? Is he gonna have mentioned that? You know what, this actually is interesting, because OP takes a stand right here that is so insane. I mean, even for OP, I was like, oh, I wasn't expecting that. All right. Yeah.

This is gonna piss off a lot of you, but I gotta say. There's no one really bigger than Joe Rogan. Don't you know what people call those shots like that? This is gonna be a little spicy for some of you folks. Now ladies and gentlemen, I'm pretty edgy. So you're gonna wanna buckle up. I hope you realize you're on the edge of the words TikTok right now.

This is gonna be crazy. This is gonna piss off a lot of you, but I gotta say it. There's no one really bigger than Joe Rogan. The Ricci has. He has a real opportunity to really Oh, then piss off. Oh, no, no, no, no. This is just setting it up. Oh, no, no, no, no. He's just setting up what Joe Rogan's doing wrong. He has because he's got this huge platform and Mike there's so much good he could be doing in the world with this platform. Oh,

Come on. I know you never would have expected this platform. I know you never would have expected this angle. Joe Rogan, the rich he has. He has a real opportunity to really use his platform to try to bring more people together. But instead he just falls in line with all the other garbage people that wants to do this whole us against them. I mean, Sean, you're gonna be okay, Mike. Oh, he's done. I mean, stunned this belief. I know. Hey, let me stomp this homeless guy's cake.

Well, that's precisely what I was gonna say when we got, what we got done with this video is that OP used to have a platform. And did he ever try to bring people together? I don't remember OP. He was a destroyer, not the healer. Right. Well, the guy with the world's largest toothpick models is in. Let me smash it.

Right. Yeah, he used to like spray mustard on people. I could, what was the story? He was like spraying mustard out the window or something. Just hitting people with it. Not even about that. I know they used to spray, they used to spray intern David with liquid shit and make him go into convenience stores.

Right. Shit. You're never going to convince half of America that what your side believes in is the way to be. And now you got to convince what 50% of America to think just like you, it's never going to happen. We're just going to do a little bit more. That's powerful stuff. Is he saying we're in this country is divided?

Yeah, middle of the road. Opie once again saying, Hey, guys, guess what? Some people think this way. Some people think the other way. Yeah, we know. Usually somewhere in the middle. It's like one of those tug of wars where it's boring because like, like you see the the ribbon in the middle of the rope and it's like, Oh, they're winning. Oh my God. Oh, no, we're winning. No one's going to pull the other side across

the line. Ever. I guess if it makes you feel better, then you can beat up your sister law over politics that Thanksgiving, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe that's good. I don't know. Where did that go to? Holy shit. That's, the frankly said sister in law sounds awfully specific. Yeah, you think so. That voice he makes too. I wonder if that's how she talks. Because he goes to that voice quite a bit. So what's so pathetic about this is that open

doesn't weigh anything about Joe Rogan. He doesn't listen to a show. All Joe Rogan ever does is give his own opinions that are actually pretty thoughtful and then he can back up with sound rationale. And Joe Rogan's a middle of the road guy. He's very middle of the road. That's what's so crazy about this whole thing is,

OP is got it in his mind that, I don't know if he's like an extreme right-winger, what OP things that Joe Rogan's other tried to convince people, but that's because the news media was trying to say that Joe's telling you to take Iver Mectin, Joe never told anyone to do that. He goes, that's what my doctor other tried to convince people, but that's because the news media was trying to say that Joe's telling you to take Ivermectin, Joe never told anyone to do that. He goes, that's what my doctor told me to take,

and I did, and I feel better now, is all I ever did. Yeah. I mean, use your platform for good. Now, here's an old company, shove an O'Whiffleball. Bad up a girl's pussy. And what's crazy about this whole thing is that him and Joe used to be friendly with each other. They've done each other's shows.

Opie was on the Joe Rogan experience at one point. Joe Rogan, I would say to an annoying extent, to the point where like I've heard it too many times, has credited Opian Anthony with for the success of his podcast. He says he modeled after Opian Anthony because it was just a hang. The show format. He says that he says it an nauseating amount So the credits opi all the time David shitter with another 9999. Thank you David Chenle oh shit. You're the man. I appreciate that this guy is funneling drug money in here something that's fine

I'll take it. I already belong to your money sir. We're happy to help you with that But the fact that these two guys know each other opi and Joe Rogan, and OP is going so hard at Joe over nonsense. I would love to see Joe Rogan confront OP. You know, quickly OP would back down. Like, could you imagine Joe's like, I'll come on your show, you come on my show. Let's talk about this. You're just putting all this shit on.

Oh, Joe, I'm just saying. Oh, come on Joe, hey, remember back in the day? I know, there's a guarantee, Opie, because he's talking on his ass for attention. This is the guy who was circling around the streets of Manhattan begging Joe to come on his podcast. And he's obviously but her that Joe never acknowledged that. Well, he did on Anthony's show, which was even funnier.

But this is Opie who's lashing out at Joe Rogan for not a good reason. It's not a good look. Well, it's what they used to do with Howard Stern back in the day. And because he had Anthony with him, there was a little more edge and humor to it. And now he's using the same tactic with the biggest guy, but he doesn't know how to do it. So he's taking the same side as everyone else in the media saying, you know, Joe, why

do you use your platform for good? Also, when OP was railing on Howard Stern, he had a national morning radio show. So I don't know if you had many listeners as Howard did, but you could at least say that he's on the same plane. He's there, there's a playing field here that they're both odd together. Well, even when they were on any W, Stern was number one in the mornings and ONA were number one in the afternoon. So literally, they were pretty even. Right. Yeah. And that's why this is so lame. And it's just lost that everyone. It's not unlike Chad Zubak talking

about how myself or the Steel Toe Morning Show are lame. It's like, well, we are the people who watch us and listen to us. Our thousands of times more than you. What do you mean? He's winning because he's not addressing you guys by addressing you guys. Yeah, I know. He does. He does every chance he gets.

Yeah, you're winning if you dox someone's fucking children. And so you want to fuck their wife. He's such a loser. Anyway, I didn't want to get us off on that. One more thing from OP. And this is OP. We know that he has a scooter that he rides around Manhattan. That's his made mode of transportation.

And now for me, I wouldn't want to be caught out of scooter. I think that would be embarrassing. If there was a video that existed on me out of scooter, I would pay $2,000. I have a white from the internet. I'd go to reputation.com You have to call this David Shannon guy. Yeah, I don't want to know whatever his name is. Don't want anybody see this So this is Opie filming from his scooter and he's in the wrong here. He's blocking traffic and I don't know why he thinks that this is good content. Okay. Watch him back, guys.

Watch him back. I got you, bro. Big fan, guys. Big fan. Another one. Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Watch him back. That's it. That's it. There's a cat in the name. There's a bus coming up behind Opie There's a cop yelling hey buddy watch out behind you and it was a big fan. What's up? Her big fan of this guy or cops in general. I think I'm right PD is talking about but condescending asshole. You think? And then it turns into oh shit. There's a boss that's gonna run me over

I should probably listen to the person telling me to watch my back. I would love to talk to OP. I would love to like interview OP, but I don't know if there would be any getting through to him, you know? Right. No, OP is one of those guys that would just declare you a hater immediately. And then talk about, I've worked on myself. And I think everybody all those accomplishments, like, oh, what have you done? I was on the number one morning show.

Right. Which by the way, the further you get away from your accomplishments, the more lame those accomplishments seem. You've worked at radio stations and there's a sales organization in there. And in sales, you're only as good as yesterday. Like it doesn't matter what you did in Q1 of 2019.

Like I know, you were sales person of the quarter. That's very impressive. Problem is, that was a good Q1, though. That was a good Q1 for us. The problem is, the reason why we're letting you go is because you haven't made a sale in three months. Oh, please. Oh, he is. It's not good.

All right. You picked up on this guy, Orlando King. And I'm sorry. We're just bouncing around. I know we need to have segments. We need to have stingers. I'm again, one more of a structure, which is why I brought this guy to the table. I think.

Yeah. So which, but again, this is why I'm asking people to please help us out. Suddenly your stingers, I need one for my my Facebook feed review segment. But also this guy Orlando King. Do you want to set this up at all? So I just found him randomly out basically like the same way I brought up Darren Revelle last week. He's another candidate that I have that I think maybe he could be a guy we follow and monitor going forward.

I think he's a little unhinged and probably skits a freck. I found him randomly and I wound up scrolling through his videos and I think he's a Interesting character, I guess you could say. All right, let's let's check it out. Here's his tic-tac here. Character I guess you could say all right. Let's let's check it out. Here's this tick-dack here I don't want to get canceled down the line So I'm just gonna go ahead and expose myself. Here's all the fucked up things that have ever done That could potentially get me canceled. I didn't have money growing up So every time I'd go to the mosque, I'd steal from the donation box. I set a homeless man on fire in high school a homeless man on fire in high school. Good ask more quick. I like this time to do it.

Something that I can do. I know the peace deep police is going to come nothing soon. I kidnapped an exchange student because he owed me money. I lured him into my house, pretending that I just wanted to play. And then I held him in my basement for three days until his father paid me from China. The print. It's too bad the key and peel aren't still together because these would be great ideas for some hilarious sketches in the future.

That's where I so I tried to figure it out. I was like, is he being is he trying to be funny? Yes. Well, the more videos I watch, I think he might be like deranged. Like I think these things definitely didn't happen. I think there's a chance he thinks they did. Oh wow, okay. I didn't expect that.

That's my theory. I could be wrong. I thought he was just a pretty funny comic, but I'm right. I can't tell he could be like a, what's the kid's name, Lorenzo Areola. He could be like a Lorenzo kind of guy who's funny almost inspired himself. It's father paid me from China.

The principal threatened to have me expelled. So I told the police that he molested me. An investigation was opened on him, and it was later revealed that he did, in fact, not molest me, but his reputation got ruined from there on. He now coaches kids soccer. The local convenience store was run by a Mexican man

who wouldn't sell me cigarettes because I was too young. So I called the immigration office and got him deported. So I think it's interesting he conveniently left out the part where he stole all those credit cards and went around on a uh uh spending spree left that part out of the story out of the confessions. He talked about it a while ago, so you're not supposed to bring it up anymore. Yeah, I've already addressed that, am I sad? No, pal.

Well, that's fine. Honestly, this is what if Chad ever admitted everything he's actually done, not just as should he's been arrested for. If he was free. And just said everything he's actually done, even some he's got away with, it would be hilarious. I mean, this is obviously satire, but that would actually be Chad's best bet if he just said that. I'd watch that on a repeat.

Yeah, this guy seems endearing and kind of charming. He does. Yeah. I kind of like all of these crimes, especially the one where he kidnapped the Chinese exchange student. Instead is definitely the best crime. Yeah. One of the funnier ones. Like, here we get away with that. My mom was so pissed. All right, this is, I was talking about the neighborhood gang where he grew up. The biggest gang in my neighborhood

was run by a guy with Down syndrome. We called them Fubar because he was fucked up beyond all repair. Now the people in the community originally didn't think anything of it. They were like, oh he has Down syndrome let him. But eventually shit got bad. He would only recruit other people with Down syndrome. So you'd see a group of Down syndrome drug dealers coming at you saying, hey, give me all your money

But make no mistake about it. Fubar was a fucking genius and these Down syndrome guys are the strongest people you'll ever meet They would selectively take down corners of each neighborhood until they control the whole city a huge gang war broke out between the Mexicans and the Downies Fubar after two long years wiped out all the Mexicans and the Downies. Who was after two long years wiped out all the Mexicans? Eventually he died due to a SWAT raid. They fucking raided his house through a flashbang in the Jacuzzi which gave him a seizure and killed him. The poor guy had epilepsy. That was his weakness.

If it wasn't for that he'd be Pablo Esc... The biggest gang... This guy's like the Jack Handy of our time. So you can really tell a story, Gatti. He's certainly, I just like the way he talks. I like listening to his voice. I like that he says the drug dealers would go around and ask you for money. That's not what drug dealers do.

Like, hey, I'm a drug dealer. Give me all your money. Like, well, give me some of your drugs that. That's the exchange. Guys like this on TikTok are very interesting though, because obviously he's like being silly and ridiculous. Yeah. But I scroll through all his videos and they're all like this. So on a certain point, I was genuinely like, is he just a, like an artistic kid that's

making up stories? Because there's no promotion of like stand up or sketches that he does or anything. It's all these videos. Yeah, you might know better than I do. I watched this and just thought immediately that it was pretty hilarious. I mean, he has a shit ton of followers. So whatever he's doing, it's working for. There was also a comment under this video that was really funny.

Suspect is down. It's repeat. Suspect is down. Thought that was pretty good. All right, and then we have one more video from this fine gentleman Orlando King. That's a king with a Y, if you're looking for him on TikTok. And this is him talking about other people's perception of your girlfriend. Don't let other people's perceptions of your partner affect how you feel about them. People are always going

to be coming into your life, judging how your partner looks, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is how you think they look. For example, everyone comes and tells me, yo, your girlfriend's so beautiful, she's gorgeous, and I'm just sitting here like, what the fuck, she's ugly. She is super ugly, the only reason I'm with her is because she's so ugly, I know she can't cheat on me. So why are you guys lying to me?

You're telling me she's hot, I'm gonna break up with her. Is that true that ugly girls can't cheat on you? I didn't know that. Yeah, they're not a less than a lot. I bet some of them they should probably add to your plenty of fish profile. Can't possibly cheat on you. Like, all right, well, she's ugly,

but we still have to go through heartache again. So that's good. I like the judges deciding that. They're like, yeah, she is less than a six. So yeah, no, she can't cheat. Does this guy think ugly girls don't get hit out has ever been to a college party? Ugly girls are actually usually more popular because they'll actually put out Right, yeah, they probably fuck way more. They'll throw up and still suck your dick afterwards

Where's Hatchett? Oh, but my day's done. I'm throwing up the toilet. This is it for me. So I disagree with that premise, but still fun. No, I like that guy. I don't really want to eat to make him. I think he's funny though. Need to do I really? That's why I wanted to at least bring him to the table

and see what everyone thought, but. Okay. Do we need to talk about my boy, Primetime Alex, Ty99 versus Dave Portnoy? Yeah, so I need to figure this out because I think I kind of like what AlexDine's doing, but in general, I don't find him funny. And I'm not saying that in a way like fuck you, AlexDine.

I'm saying like I just don't get it. Like I don't get his popularity. So, Elixine has balls. Right. Oh, that's the other thing. I think he's very smart. Like this was smart to do. I just don't get like the humor.

Okay, understood. I think it's more of like an Ali G. This is how I interpret what Elixine does. And I'm a fan of his. And as you know, he's been on my show a few times. I'm fronted with him. I like him a lot. But what he does is and I'm a fan of his and as you know he's been on my show a few times I'm friends with them. I like him a lot But what he does is he behaves in a way that he forces other people to react and he captures that on video

Similar to like an Ali G was it's not Ali G. That's funny. It's what the how the person reacts to him That is the comedy Right, does that make sense? Yeah, I knew this would be tough because not just is Carl friends of them. I listened to that episode. It was very flirty. Carl was like, oh, Twitter. Like, oh, Alex. Honestly, it's so lame.

I've never once, okay, maybe one other time, but I never ask for selfies with people. Like, hey, can we take a photo? When I was at the content house at Alex's, I was like, holy shit, Alex! And I never do this. But you wouldn't mind taking a picture of me. I'm called me into a broom closet for a minute.

I said, Anthony Cubian, I'm like, anyway, you're the biggest celebrity here. Can we take a photo together, please? All right, so let's see what launched this whole thing. I find this video, we don't have to get through the whole thing, I find this to be a little bit of a yonder, but I have to do Frances Ellis. Frances Ellis. I find this video, we don't have to get through the whole thing. I find this to be a little bit of a yonner, but I have to do. Francis Alice.

Francis Alice. I find it interesting. Yeah, just from the perspective of it getting out there, because like the cameras are rolling. This is after a show, Barstle does daily called the rundown. Yeah. And they just let the cameras up and people caught it, But they even make a joke where I'm like, how did you fuck this up? Yeah.

I mean, it was like so stupid. Like you read it. I know. But what if they offered you not just a segment, but what if they're like, Frances, we want you to do the eight o'clock to nine o'clock hour. So they're talking about Fox News right now. He was just on Hannity, I think.

Yeah. I like his answer, by the way, because they declined tonight. That's like Tucker show. Right. Yeah. They were like, well, you know, if I was paid $35 million to replace Tucker Carlson, I guess I'd ever took a swimmer. It's got a bit dumb glass in, yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, then that would be I'd have to have a conversation with Dave for sure. Like, hey, I have a full-time job being offered to me. Fox News. No, but I look, I got home.

I talked to my wife about it, because I was disappointed in myself. And she was like, let's be honest. Like, do you want to be working with these fucking people? She was like, I watched the rest of his show and like the stuff that he, he's a fucking joke. There is a still part of the rundown. Yeah.

That's the joke you're talking about. Yeah, it's wild that they're like, oh, it's still rolling. And it was. How can no one catch that? And then it does get out there. Yeah, it's funny. But they come on for a little while longer. But I think you do.

We don't get the gist of it. You get the gist of it. Basically, what he says is that Fox is a trafficking in hate, and he shits on Hannity as well as Tucker Carlson. I mean, while he goes on, I will say he is fucking around when he goes on there, but it's weird to keep going on there while also saying they're trafficking and hey, you know, it's kind of a weird Decision to make but he goes on there that gets pretty big online and Alex Stein

Sees a way to capitalize on that and that's where I'm like I think he's smart. Yeah, my main Issue without ex-stine is like when I hear him on podcasts. He seems very like frantic and I don't get What the joke is like when I hear him on podcast, he seems very frantic and I don't get what the joke is. Like, you see a good podcast? What's the... I don't know. I mean, he got picked up by the blaze. He's gonna have his own show, starting...

He host his own show. He's not sure. He's gonna be hosting his own show on the blaze. So we'll see. Yeah, I mean, I'll be like, there's something to it because he's got a huge audience, but I just don't get it. But he is smart with like the shit that he did

at Barstlehead quarters. All right, so basically what Alex Stein decided was that because he's a big fan of Tucker, he's been on Tucker show many times. He likes to say that he's Tucker's biological son because they do have some resemblance to each other although he probably not that far apart in years. So well, maybe they are.

I wonder why I know. So Alex Stein got very upset about this with Barstle and generally, you know, it's. I don't know. So, oh, it's not like I've very upset about this, with bar stool in general. You know, it really came back to this Francis Alice, but he decided to take it out on Dave Portnoy, who's the face of bar stool. So the first video you sent me is a reaction from the show that was happening at bar stool sports.

Yeah, so you started. So you started, you came into the building. If you walk in the barstall headquarters, I assume this is where this is. The old barstall radio studio is right there. And it's like a glass studio. So you can see the entrance. So these people are seeing just like a commotion happening while they're doing their show. Right. Oh, oh, yeah, someone getting voted. We had a homeless guy and a Whoa, all right, homeless guy and a vlogger

By the way, barstools the only place they still use the word vlogger Oh look at this guy's just a vlogger. All right, sure. Yeah, that doesn't seem dead I didn't realize that the first time I was well, no, because I honestly it's the only time I ever hear that term brought up Is what I'm listening to something that's related to to barstool whether it's Alex from color daddy's all I was a vlogger and then Where yeah, okay, it's weird to make that determination so quickly though like I there's a vlogger and a homeless man Right, well, maybe it's because he's got his camera out on a selfie stick I mean that's what get away I mean what you said guys know all the engine outs yeah what Alex side is broadcasting it makes it pretty clear that you are okay this

is all going down on video yeah I love it get a mavenie. A bunny. It's a bunny. A bunny. Get the cameras on it. I'm just listening to this. This is a podcast. What the fuck is going on? Forget my dude spider.

I don't get paid. I don't get paid. Yeah, so basically if you're listening to the show and we have had some complaints about people who say that it's not the best to listen to. We're going to do a better job. I promise you that. So they're looking through the windows here,

and it's a glass wall. And so they're watching this commotion in the main forrier right here, where it's Elkstein and a, I would say an overweight black gentleman who's shirtless, actually the only thing he's wearing is pants that almost fall off. And they're being like wrestled. The security's coming in, whoever works there is coming in

and wrestling these guys to get them out of there. Everyone in Coney, everyone in our fucking Gennum, I'll host Big Central by myself. You're not get paid enough to get myself involved in that. This is Megan Nunes. We're here, talk some sports. I believe that guy is a TikTok.tock. I've seen him on screen. I think the worst thing that could have happened to the show is leaving this girl

in charge of broadcasting. Yeah, so maybe we shouldn't have watched that video. It's not the best version. Let's go right to what Alex Stein actually captured as they were going into barstual headquarters to cause a scene. What is this, the thing he's good at? Oh, oh, come on. Just, I got a warning to watch this video for a second there. Oh no. Hey, I'm looking for Dave.

Pointing right. Come on, don't tell you. Don't tell you. It's right time. Come on, don't tell you. I brought my wife, wife, friend in here. Come on. I ain't.

So he's calling. That's kind of funny. He's calling his friend. His wife's boyfriend. I was coming in with him. Where's Dave? Where's Dave? Where's Dave?

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That's a great point. How could he, how could he do this? Why would he, I don't understand. Right. And it's not like Alex Stein had like a bigger mission in mind like he wasn't actually fucking around. He's fucking around. Yeah.

To Dave's office and to Mads and demands you know he was hoping that this would happen exactly the way that's happening here he's turned to me fucking in this conversation and that's pretty funny and by the way this has made the rounds we're not the first people to show this video this is all over the

place so it's party. Where's the, hey, day point I, we're here for you. You invite my broadcast friends to tell us don't make fun of Tucker Carlson, friends. Don't make fun of Tucker, don't make fun of Tucker. It's party time. All right, can I tell you what makes Alex side funny and I'm just remembering as I'm watching this, the more angry people get that he's interacting with,

the more he laughs in their faces, and it gets people so flustered. They're like, why are you taking this seriously? I'm upset, you should be upset too, and he never is. I don't know why, maybe just your girlish titter when Alex is around has influenced me. But when I watched this by myself, I was like, oh, this is fucking stupid.

I'm enjoying this now. Oh my God, this is pretty fun. We're gonna have to have meeting notes after this episode as you talk about how much I flirt with Alex Dine. There's a little flirtation going on. Okay. Rock, rock, rock. Oh, Marcel, damn, what are you doing?

Don't carry it. I'm running out of my way. Fight for it again. Come on, hold on. This is the same video from a different angle. So his uh, wife's boyfriend just got laid out flat and his pants almost fell off. It's pretty impressive. I don't know how they stayed on to be honest with you. You can see his whole ass. Is there a backstory to that him being his wife's boyfriend? I'm sure there is. I wish I, wish I knew the answer to that.

Someone will tell us. Someone like David Chandler can tell us in the chat, maybe. Oh. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You don't mean what a father.

You don't mean what a father. You do not make fun of him. So this is by the way, Charlie's put in the chat. Portinoid said he'd shoot them. I mean, I did see that video where Dave was out of show right after this. Maybe the next day or something saying that these people coming to my house, I will shoot them. I'll shoot them down because that's what I love.

Which is a funny response, but again, and this is the issue I had when Port Noir and Alex Stein got into it the first time Where it's like don't you see he's do it. He's the new you essentially. He's doing all the shit you did a few years ago You know correct. Yeah, the Alex Stein isn't making shitty watches that cost $2,400 a piece. What other than that? But with the with the right business moves he will be I'm a recommend to you know, I might be Debbie him later tonight. Yeah Hey Did you know how that money talker is right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

he's acting. So as he's getting thrown out of here, he's acting like someone in a Mosh pit at the money money boss tones concert. They're like, whoa, he's having way too much fun. This whole thing. Yeah, and I do think that was honestly like smart of him to do because also he makes barstool kind of silly because like they're getting offended by it. Yeah, I actually want to play this video because there's a few people who get very worked up and want to like start

punching this guy. Now there's multiple cameras filming all of this. It's not a good time to get violent in my opinion, but what am I to do? You guys are all carriages. You guys can't do anything. We're in that game. I brought my wife, Boyd, you're going to get something bad today. I'm not afraid of you, you little worm. If I'm under podcasting under vibing, means I'm out of here.

We got something to say about it. We're in that game. We're in that game. Sorry, I think there's some true to this he's in Miami by the We're near the office so there's some truth to this that Alex was invited on Dave's Podcasts and then disinvited yes, so that's part of the fake outrage that he has Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at this. They won't do it in Dave, where are you? Where are you at Dave? Where are you at?

Where are you at, man? Come on out, Frank. Come on out, Frank. Are you gonna scare Frank? Come on, come on out. Come on. Oh, come on. Guys, this is it.

I'm a plant based plant. Dave, you're're coward. I'm here. I'm in your freaking Don't stop. I'm Alright, a woman just showed up who's very outraged by this whole scene and she wants to punch Alex out in the face and people are pulling her away from him right now Yeah, he's a coward. Okay. Well, he invited me on his podcast. You know Okay, well, they know he invited me on his podcast and he know that. No, no, no. You know what? OK, well, Degno, he invited me on his podcast.

And he's a coward. And then he unadvice me. I'm just saying. And then Francis Ellis maybe put a token crossing. Nobody makes fun of my biological father. Tuck a crossing. So tell- Oh, he's more punching.

Just knocked the phone out of his hand. Here are angles of this hole. I know. I know you're so cool. You're just sitting right here with us. All right. What you're saying? Phone out of his hand This is a different woman who wants a piece of Alex now and she's being held back, but it's not a tough people at barstool. Well, only the women for some reason, the women are like, I'll punch this guy. Well, yeah, because he's not gonna punch you back, obviously. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. They just slapped him in the face right there and even the guy's trying to break it up is now starting to giggle a little bit. You can see he realizes how funny this all is. You guys like my girl classy people varsos for is good one

All right Alright, that looks turn me I came into this I'd be like fuck up and then I was like I got a few laughs out of that. I am impressed by that. So here's where we're at, Mike. We have gender reveal videos. We have Carl's Facebook feed. We have the Dave Chappelle, Elon Musk thing. Okay.

Chappelle brought Elon Musk out of the stage. We are already over our time. All right. So what do you think? Should we just keep going and run through these, the segments that we have, should we save someone for next week? What do you want to do?

We could save some for next week. I feel like the gender reveals a probably holtel next week. You want to do the chappelle shit since it's like timely? Yes. Yes, let's do that. All right, so people want to TikTok, very offended by the fact that Dave Chappelle would bring Elon Musk onto the stage.

And apparently he was booed coming onto the stage. It was a big controversy for some reason. I don't know why people give a fuck. And I also find it amazing. Like I would hear even Chappelle fans react to this. Like Chappelle's a guy who they were trying to get his Netflix special taken down. People were walking out of Netflix and his fans were like, hey, fuck you. It's free speech, blah, blah.

And now Chappelle fans are like, Dave has crossed a line. I can't believe they brought this man on stage. And not for nothing, but wasn't Elon Musk beloved just a few short years ago? He was the battery car guy. He was going to save the planet. And he was going to fix all our things. Like they've changed him into like a Republican or something. He's the EV guy.

He's trying to save the planet, you know? Yeah, I know that's how I think about, but apparently now because he wants to say things crazy, like Trump should be allowed to tweet that he's the worst ever exists. Yeah, all right. So of course, people go, this is the other funny thing about this.

So I see a lot of people go to TikTok to talk about how horrible Elon Musk is. Now, it's where the best takes usually are. Well, right, but I just want to point out that TikTok was started by China. And everything in China, it's got to the Chinese government, which I'm going to go to Twitter, Elon owns that. I can't.

That's so funny about this. That they think the Twitter is this hostile environment, but they have no problem going on TikTok We turn to the Chinese Lots of people on social media talking about Elon Musk getting booed While he was on stage with Dave Chappelle a Dave Chappelle show I'm just wondering why the hell was he on Elon Musk on stage at Chappelle show? Because he definitely judged people by the company they keep. Yeah, me too, and you're alone. I just want to point that out. And that makes a lot of sense to me. I know that she's like good. She's like, you know, I'm I'm thinking a little differently

I'm wondering why is you on stage at your pillow show. It's like no, that's what everyone is that's an hot dick. Yeah I take Why not just make a video that says I don't like you on musk. It's the same thing as what she's doing here I why why would she why, he's on stage with a person I used to respect? Well, also they're like, why would she pale do this? Right.

That's like because of this. He likes annoying you. So her profile on TikTok says, Chubby middle age white lady, proud tree hugger and SJW. She has a self-deficient. 560 followers on TikTok, which might not seem like a lot, but I ask you, does everyone on TikTok

sound like 500 followers or something? Is that why it's so popular? Is that why everyone loves it so much? No, it's quite a following. It's better than the blind mic project. I'll tell you that much. I can see this woman having 500 beanie babies, but not 500 followers.

That doesn't make any sense to me. I don't know why she would have any following whatsoever. All right. Well, people weren't just upset with them because of the company that it keeps. They also think that bringing Elon Musk out on stage is dangerous.

Oh, good. It's just you've worked so I'll stick that thing. I wasn't that insulted by Dave Chappelle's model on the set in that live as so many people were. They were? I gotta be honest. I just like the way the guy talks. That's why I threw him in there.

He goes, no, look, it up pretty middle of the road. I wasn't offended by Dave Chappelle's model log. And that's what I'll, we're a lot of people offended by all I heard the people praising that model log. I think it was one of the greatest things ever happened. That's the crazy thing with like our culture is that there's no credit earned. You never earn credit.

It's never like, hey, I like Chapelle's take on this, this and this. So even though I disagree with him here, I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt. It's like, oh, you motherfucker, you have crossed a line. No, it was great as that. Instead of giving him a compliment, because like you just said, Mike, you might say, look at some of Dave Chappelle's

Spacios have been the funniest ones I've ever seen. I think he's a comedic genius. This guy goes, now I wasn't as offended by Dave Chappelle as some other people were. Like, that's his big like, look, and I, I kind of like this guy. I bit my tongue through SNL Yeah, I know humanity left left because they jeered a man. Yeah, six thousand deep. They goodness.

It's people like them. They're dangerous. They yield power. People listen to them. And that's dangerous. Yeah, this is the guy who's dangerous Elon Musk. Meanwhile, they literally build suicide nets around the buildings in China because the working missions are so poor.

People would rather kill themselves and finish their shift. Do you see the difference here, idiots? I just like that this guy's tone suggests he's like in the bathroom at work. And that's like, doesn't want anyone to hear like, yeah, I'm just saying that I think you want is a bad guy and he deserves to be boo. But I just, this idea that everyone's turned on Elon Musk, what's next? Everyone's gonna turn on Bill Nye, the science guy.

Is he gonna be public, gonna be number one coming up? Well, also the idea that they're like, hey, Dave, how could you be friends with this rich guy? Yeah. It's like, what do you think, Davis? They're all right. Yeah, they might run in similar circles.

Yeah, I would think so. And the other thing that bothered me about that whole thing is like, Shepel made a joke. He's like, I noticed most of the people boon here in the back. It's the poor people or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And people are like, now he's making fun of the poor people.

It's like, no, he's not. He's fucking around. It's a joke, right. Well, remember when Pat Nosswell came out and did like 10 minutes on a Dave Chappelle set and then he had to publicly apologize for doing a show with Dave Chappelle. Oh, he didn't even know if he did time.

He took a picture with him and posted it. That was the problem. Yeah, and he was like, guys, so then Pat and posted a picture of him thoughtfully writing at his desk. Yeah, he was writing it, he's putting in his notebook as apology. Like I can't believe that I hung out with my body. I've known since we were both teenagers.

I want to be so sorry. It's people are insane. Mike, these people are insane. Certainly are. I hate social media so much. It's a good thing we're having fun. All right, let's see. Oh, you found some more fucking ridiculousness here.

Oh, God, these people. All right, so I'm gonna start up this video in a second. Now, this is coming from a woman on Twitter who does have the blue check mark. I'm not sure why that is. Was it bought? I don't think so, but she says, Elon Musk got booed off the stage at a Dave Chappelle show

and then immediately jumped on Twitter to attack trans people because the only way he can feel big is to attack some of the most marginalized, unprotected people amongst us. He's a shameless little imp of a man. Now this woman is very worked up and she's gonna show this tweet that I'm referring to here in her post. Let's hear what she has to say. Due to the world looking like expired milk, you are going to be a fucking hater no matter what. For people who don't want us to believe that white privilege is a thing and get angry at any implication that they have a life easier based on their privileges. Y'all really are proving the f***ing point because force pronouns upon let me know you don't have any polite with a f***ing talent mate because force your pro someone's pronoun shouldn't be forced

upon you. Let me read what she's referring to. So Elon Musk is replying to someone. I don't even know what the larger thread is here. But he just writes, I strongly disagree, forcing your pronouns upon others when they don't ask. And implicitly, sorry, this is not in focus for me. Then implicitly, something those who don't is neither good nor kind to anyone since this is the problem that with that tweet right there

is uh... marginalizing the trans community apparently right well she also makes a point about the english language that i don't believe is correct oh i'm sorry as i just zoomed in a little bit. So he says, I strongly disagree forcing your pronouns about others when they didn't ask. And implicitly ostracizing those who don't is neither good nor kind to anyone.

And then he says, and this is not a dress in this video, as for Fauci, he lied to Congress and funded gain-of-function research that killed millions of people not awesome in my opinion. I would like that address to more sell that that first part. She does not get to that part of this. Well, I don't know anything about that, but the pronouns really. Let's not forget that we were funding the woo on.

We used to do that. That's either here nor there who cares. One is a much easier point to debate here. And that's what I'd like to focus on. By the way, because we are on YouTube, we are accepting superchets. I do want to point out that according to YouTube, we don't know where the COVID-19 virus came from. Probably came from a wet market.

And it also had nothing to do with the Chinese government or Dr. Fauci, just a random occurrence in nature that happens every 100 years. All right, moving on. Like, tell me you've never actually had institutions force anything upon you for real. Tell me you've never actually been deprived of anything

in society. Tell me you have no fucking problems like a bill to pay. If you think that the height of your oppression is being forced to use the English language you already use, might someone's pronoun shouldn't be forced on you. How? Alright, this is the problem I have with this. That's oversimplifying things I would say.

You're being forced to use the English language. When there's one person I say they are right there, that's not the English language. It's very confusing for being a little. Yeah, not a nitpick, but it's, you know, I don't find it to be forced, but it is not the English language. Correct, we're changing things. Have you been talking all this time, you fucking idiot?

I'm so sick of watching y'all. Like the height of oppression, the thing that y'all have to galvanize around is constantly, constantly disparaging and attacking a group of people that are coordinating all the fucking unicorns. Like, let y'all tell it trans people are just not even real people that are gonna see this feel this anything. So what is your f**king problem? You don't think it's an issue. You do not recognize that a group of people are being targeted.

If a f**king billionaire, one of the most powerful people in our society is going out of his way to attack and listen. Listen, the transphobia and the bigotry that y'all be so comfortable with seeing is absurd. It's fucking absurd because this man has made it very clear since the minute he took over this f***ing act that his purpose is to attack anybody, marginalize anybody, other. And the fact that he's made it around his way to attacking trans people, unprovoked right after he got his ass, booed off the f***ing stage, a Dave Chappelle show.

Anyway, that's all I have to say. for both right after he got his ass boot off the fucking stage and Dave Shepellish show. Anyway, that's all I have to say. So very much like how you've come around Alex Stein, I've come around with this. She's made some very good points here. I'm convinced she's right. I just don't understand the idea of getting that angry about the whole Elon Musk thing. Like I don't know what he did. At least with Trump, I think some people

like made Mounds on a Mole Hills with certain things, but at least with Trump, I understood what the argument was. With Elon, I don't get where it comes from. Why, like we're putting these like a racist now or something out on the stands. Well, not for nothing, Mike, but I would put you on musk in the same category as other marginalized African Americans,

which he is, Dave Matthews, Charlize Theron. I mean, I feel for these poor African Americans and what they have to deal with in this society coming over to the US. The guy's trying to go to Mars so we can live there someday. Like, you know, give him a break. He tried to sell the energy crisis

by drilling down into the earth to fight energy. Like, can we give him a second before we want him ostracized from society, please? And genuinely, like, if Elon, and Elon is the one guy that could, not the one guy, but this is a situation where this could realistically happen. Like, Elon Musk could save humanity. And then we would all have to be like,

yeah, like we're sorry, I guess. Yeah, sorry, we called you Transform. I guess it wasn't a black and white third down. It's some things you do that are good, some things that aren't so good. All right, we fought you. You fucked up, we fucked up. Let's agree that, you know,

I got a headline that came in on one of my devices the other day. I subscribe to the agree to that. I got a headline that came in on one of my devices the other day, I subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, I got a headline that said, you on Musk, no longer the wealthiest person in the world, and I just thought to myself, what other person would that be the headline? Normally, it's like, guess who's the wealthiest person in the world right now?

It's so itself. But they had to like explain that this person knocked out the bag. Like, I've never seen that like in the Power rankings in the NFL, you know, it doesn't come out. I was like, hey, guess he's not number one anymore It's like no, what a fucking loser this guy. Yeah, you never let just tell me you never want it all right I don't even think we can't privilege it anymore. He's got a pretty tough In some ways all right, we got one more here

pretty tough. In some ways. All right, we got one more here. Dave should tell him Elon Musk are the Myeongs, but her middle aged ass pieces of shit in the world. Why? Because Elon Musk is old money. Let's take a look at you, Dave Chappelle. You want to reference the people who this fucking woman is not fun to be around. Even her teeth are trying to get away from her. She is. What would we win Elon and money be like the Rockefellers? Yeah, no, it wouldn't it wouldn't be You know our Dave's about on that definitely not Shoulder say what that means apparently Because Elon Musk Elon Musk is old money. Let's take a look at you Dave Chappelle You want to reference the people who were booing Elon as them being in the poor seats or whatever?

Poor are not that money is still going back in your fucking pocket. How dare you? No, seriously, how dare you have that type of fucking response to a crowd full of people who pay to see you because you're giving them something that they did not pay for? Elon Musk isn't even a fucking comedian. What was he doing up on that stage? I mean, his life was a fucking joke. His existence is a fucking joke. We can laugh about that. But the fact that you turned around and called

the people that paid to see you pour. You had a much life and existence are a joke. Yeah, what a loser. That's not what we're always saying. You had a much what a loser. That's not what we're saying. Elon Musk, what a loser. What does he have going for? I like that. I like that. Using that as an insight. I'd be like, oh, yeah, if you think that, then you will be dumber than Elon Musk.

He was just guy. Neelon Musk over here. What a rude. I like the idea that she's like, guys, he's not even a comedian. As if Chappelle was like, ladies and gentlemen, your next comic come into the stage. Get ready for the comedy stylings of Twitter's own. Elon Musk, everybody. Make a feel welcome, please. You know, I'm gonna give us a tight 15, please.

And playing us out today will be the comedy stylings of. All right, let me get to my Facebook feed real quick, then we're gonna do some super chats. I'm gonna, I'm gonna run through this very quickly because this is the thing. I hate Facebook. And the Facebook is so depressing, and it just gives me anxiety.

There's nothing, I don't see anything on here that's fun or happy. So let me give you some examples. And this one you think would be fun or happy. My friend Sean's wife posted some pics of my friend Sean with her on a beach in St. John and Tegua renewing their vows and he's wearing a t-shirt and shorts. And the caption is the girls and I surprise Sean with a Valery Nuel ceremony on our 12th anniversary.

Now that's not how Valery Nuel's worked. It's not a surprise party. I guess what? We ambushed him. Yeah, right. Exactly. He's got a fucking divorce papers his back. Right? I go. I guess I'll wait on this It's got to fight that But oh, there's to be a W. A. T. S. wrap-up show on card of electrics Oh, no, very good. Cardiff. Well, we'll tell everyone to tune in for that. All right.

My friend Joe's wife put a bunch of pictures of their toddlers on a post that says, happy birthday, Dada. I call bullshit on this one. I don't think those children anything to do with this post. I suspect you're right. I think it was just the one I'm taking a task. You're the one throughout it you're ready for this one this is the most insane thing when I because when I go on my Facebook feed I'm obviously looking for things that and I don't just scroll very far so it's like I'm digging but when I saw this as a holy shit this is insane this

is the permanent example my friend Aryan posted um Something that looked like a French wanted poster. There's a photo of a guy with all this French words around it. And she wrote, Hi, all. Our family member Ken has gone missing while on study abroad in France. If you're willing, please share this posted website. I'm hopeful that eventually someone will recognize him and help to bring him home much love and thanks in advance.

Good God. I know. Like your family members got missing in France and you thought Facebook was gonna solve this. Carl and Rochester might have some tips. Yeah, we just posted on WATPs Instagram account. I'll take care of this one for you. No worries. And maybe that's how they'll find them though. You never know. You're shit. Oh, this is a fun one. Next week the foe will be up.

Uh, he died. So don't worry about it. Stop the search. Well, the good news, good news, bad news. We found them. Bad news was he was more than one piece. So I wanted to Bad news was, he was more than one piece. So I wanted to go. Sarah posted an image that has the words in it, I sat with my anger long enough until she told me her real name was a grief. And now she's gonna comment on this image.

She says, this hit home. I keep saying, I can't get out of the mad stage. I'm just so angry. Maybe it's because I am just mourning too many people at once. Maybe it's because I just think that life has been unfair to my family the past tenish years. Or maybe it's just because dad left us a void in my life. I don't know how to fill it. If I happen to lash out, just know it wasn't actual anger. It was grief. Good God.

Anyone else looking at their Facebook feed by the elite one? This is I'm the brink. It's insane. It's the person, by the way, that I feel is very well adjusted. She has a family and can't really. Yeah, they're very nice people. I was like, holy shit. I would assume that was an emo 15 years. Yeah, I know. no, not at all. Very, very lovely woman with a beautiful family. All right, this is the last one. Some of my family decided to post some depression tips.

Now Mike, you mentioned last time suicidal thoughts or something. Sure. So I think this might help you actually. All right, thanks. This little PSA for your buddy, Carl. All right, this is one you actually. I'm all right. Thanks. This little PSA for your buddy, Kyle. All right. This is one Facebook post depression tips. Shower, not a bath, a shower.

Use water as hot or as cold as you like. You don't even need to wash. Just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. Sit on the floor if you got a. Now, what I love about that first one, this is just the first sentence of many, is they're telling you to take a shower and then giving me permission to determine what temperature the wash will thank you. I appreciate that. Glad I would control that part of it.

You know what is pretty embarrassing is like I was depressed for a long time and now I'm on beds and everything like that. And that was silly of me to bother going, I didn't shower once. And I don't, it's just like right now I'm thinking about it. Yeah. In hindsight, it's like if I just took a shower. That's probably what it's about. Well, it's not just that. Here's some more ideas.

Moisturize everything. Use whatever lotion you like. Unscented, dollar store lotion. Fancy 48 hour lotion that makes you smell like a field of wildflowers, use whatever you want and use it all over your entire dermis. This is a very specific depression. Put on clean, comfortable clothes. I think this is just to cure someone with dry skin.

I think it's just like a morning routine. So far, I take a shower, put some lotion on, put on some clothes. All right, I can do all of this. Listen to this, put on your favorite underwear. Cute black lacy panties. Those ridiculous boxers you bought last Christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt, put them on.

Drink cold water, use ice. If you want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost. Oh, is the mint required? Because I boil my water, I can switch that, but I'm not a mint guy. No, I wouldn't put the mint in. I don't know what that boosts. All right.

I don't need that either. Then it says, clean something. Doesn't have to be anything big. Organize one drawer of a desk. Wash five dirty dishes. Do a load of laundry. Scrub the the bathroom sink. I'm hoping this ends with like,

and come over and do that in my house. Because, yeah, no, so far, this is just like, normal grooming and chores. Like take a shower, put on lotion, put on clothes. This is assuming they're depressed because they live like stuttering John. Right, yeah, no, so far everything is like, John would be like, huh, I never tried any of this. This is interesting

Blast music listen to something upbeat and dancing and loud Something's got a lot of energy sing to it dance to it even if you suck it both I Like the image of a guy who's in like a crippling depression Yeah, he's got like a fucking bottle whiskey in his hand and he just tapping a toe to a making trainer song or something. Alright this is getting me out of it. Alright it's not bad. Um alright and then make food. Don't just grab a granola bar to munch. Take the time and make food even if it's ramen. Add something special to a like a soft boiled egg or some veggies. even if it's ramen and something special to a like a soft boiled egg or some veggies.

Even if it's ramen, I'm like, what's going on in this person's life? Even if it's ramen, I'm like, certainly ramen doesn't count, right? And she's like, no, exactly. We're just pouring water on something that Nuke can get. That's not preparing food, but maybe it is, all right. It prepares food, it tastes way better, and you'll feel like you accomplished something. I don't know about you, but when I cook up some tacos for myself, I'm like, it's about all I'm gonna do tonight. What are you doing tonight? I'm depressed so I gotta make a fucking crembrule. It's gonna be a whole thing.

All right, then it says, make something, write a short story or a poem, draw a picture. Tell her a picture, full origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. Even if you don't think you're good at it, create. I have to say, and this is a family member of mine, there is an absence of right and instrumental rock song in here that I find quite disturbing. Those aren't the only ways to be creative.

This makes being not depressed seem like a lot of work. I know. It's a little much. I'd rather be depressed. Go outside, take a walk, sit in the grass, look at the clouds. Call someone. Call a loved one, a friend, a family member.

Call a chat service if you have no one else to call. Oh boy. They don't know, just kill yourself. Anyway, sorry. Talk to a stranger on the street. Have a conversation and listen to someone's voice. If you can't bring yourself to call, text, or email, or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person.

Even if you don't say much, listen to them. It helps. So this is like fucking OP level of dealing with life. Just go out of the streets. They're talking to strangers. Yeah, and you know what, use your platform for good. Yeah, right. And if you're Joe Rogan,

uh, cuddle your pets if you have them, slash can cuddle them. By the way, that's implied in cuddle your pets. I like this person's like, I don't even have a pet. Now I definitely have to kill myself. Oh my god, okay. All right, now I got it.

All right, thanks. Well, I like the disclaimer of slash can cuddle that. As if I actually were restraining order on my dog. So I'm not even assuming it means like if you have a tarantula or something, that maybe you would cuddle that. I can't go near it without getting hard. So that's out. If you have a poison is cobra,

well, maybe you don't cuddle that one. I just, you know, I don't want to, that blanket statement's here. Take know, I don't want to, that blanket statement's here. Take pictures of them, talk to them, tell them how you feel about your favorite movie, a new game coming out, anything. And why list the first two if it could be any correct. I guess they got to give some thought starters for the morons out there. So anyway, trading places is all bet on a one dollar. It's all based on a one dollar bet. Can you believe it?

It's home to me. All right, may seem small or silly to some, but this lets keeps people alive. I doubt it. Let me see some research on that. Is that bet? I'm gonna need to see. Show me the lives.

It's safe. I'm gonna need some third party data to back this one up. Imagine meeting that guy. He's like, yeah, I just baked a pie and I'm fine now. All right. Then there's some some asterix underneath this. It says, at your apps, absolute best, you won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you'll still be worth it to the right ones. Remember that. Keep holding on. If that wasn't enough nonsense. It's also awfully convenient. Like, what if you're worst as Jeffrey Dahmer or something?

You know? Well, right. Yeah. So go, no, no, you don't want to see me at my worst. In case nobody has told you today, I love you, and you are worth your weight and then some endowed. So be kind to yourself and most of all, keep pushing on. Find something to be grateful for.

Hashtag, Suicide Awareness, Hashtag, have a real convo. And then she lists a phone number and says, you can also dial 988. Feel better Mike? Yeah. And again, as a predisposed who's dealt with depression. Yeah. People give us the Suicide hotline number

as if we couldn't just look it up. Like, oh shit, that's, it's that easy, huh? It's 10 digits. That's just like a Rutherford number, I don't know about. Well, I'm an idiot. I should have been calling that all along, I think. Yeah, I have Google fuckers. That's not the issue.

All right, let's run through our super chats. Thanks everyone for participating and watching. I appreciate it. Benjamin Cohen, can you hire review girls that will bother to show up? Now, I've been messaging with, this is off topic, obviously, for our show. Sure.

I've been messaging with Vic. Vic's got some crazy fucking hours. She's working noon to midnight most days. Oh, really? Yeah, so that's why that's happening. Hopefully that won't last forever. Can I say rather than complaining about the Review Girl's absence, how impressive is it that Carl has gotten three young girls to show up on his podcast and read his reviews without even

really trying? Yeah, that deserves some applause. So I know. Tom, for Fort Ninety-Nights, I love you guys. Love you, Tom. Thank you so much. Thank you, Tom, for your support. I appreciate it. I'm just going to do this on the air. Did we suck today? I feel like I sucked in particular. Oh, God, you can't say that. You can't show lack of confidence. I feel like I didn't bring it today and I apologize. Next week is going to be better. Well, hold on a second, Mike. It's one of the first comments I write on here was how I'm coked out of my mind.

And you're the only one who's actually like controlling this. So, if anyone should feel bad, I think it's me. All right, good. All right. David Chandler, 99.99, David, you're the man. What's crazy? He's crazy. He's crazy.

I see him everywhere too. I see him on Mizri Love's company. I see him on the Uncle Rico show. I'm actually surprised that he's on here because Bob Levy is nowhere to be found, but he's still here. So thank you. He says, like Stutthew, the chances are IQ is anywhere

near that is scientifically proven to be 0.0. So that's the woman who had the IQ 169 in her bio with a bunch of other non-suds going on. Someone was spamming our stream quite a bit. I guess I got to get our fucking moderators on here. Where's Benny Loco when you need her? Andrea Brower. Card of Electric, make me a moderator, you clubfooted creep.

Yeah, okay. I probably will do that because Jesus Christ. You're right, Card of. People are fucking spamming the shit out of this. There's got to be a better way to find the superchats than how I'm doing it right now, which is scrolling through every single chat and looking for superchats, which would be fine

if we didn't have this one fucking asshole who just keeps posting his fucking name should we dox him Well, I can't really dox someone who has a fake name on YouTube. God yeah Okay, then he changes name to a package package package package package package Seems all right. Oh my god. Here's a $70 that's NT $70. What's that? What country is that? It's probably not worth it. No idea But that sounds racist moon crickets rise up. That sounds racist. I don't know about that one. It's from the bad traveler And then David Chandler again

Please make someone a mod not me though. Yeah, dude. Wow I didn't realize you had to do that. I guess I know I just thought people like to goof out assholes. Like, that are a job, I didn't realize that. We're the assholes now. Well, no, I mean, they're just spamming. It's not like they're calling us out. Although there might be people calling us out,

I'm busy running a show. So I'm not really reading everything that comes through. But yeah, I guess we're gonna need a moderator on the show to manage people who just want to spam and ruin everyone else's good time. I mentioned this one, Carv watching for 279 Canadian Cardiff, W-H-S Wrap-Up Show, be on my YouTube channel. Hashtag, hashtag W-A-T-S-W-U-S. The W-A-T-S Wrap-Up Show.

I'm a fragile boy. Oh, Mike, you shouldn't have done that. All right. Silverstoneers take bottom half Carla face and Mike's top half, you almost make a normal person much love. I know. That's fun. That's a fun one, I suppose.

All right. I don't know. I think that's I think that's all the super chats At least the ones that I saw people say that I I miss them from time to time But all right, well Mike. There's only so much you can do. Let me reassure you I had fun today Okay, good. I thought we had a good show today. I thought we had some great content Excellent some fun things to look at on social media Because social media sucks. And the fact that we're turning these lemons into lemonade

says something for both of us, I would say. Well, good news is even if you didn't like today, you're not done with me this weekend. That's right. Mike will be our guest co-host at Who Are These Podcasts that people can... You can watch it live if you're part of the Patreon. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts?

We always send out a link, people can watch that. Or you can go to our discord and listen live, everyone can do that, that's always available for anyone who wants to do that. Of course, the episode will be out for everyone on Sunday, Mike, where can people find you, my friend? Blindmike.net, we are Blindmike project is one of my podcasts and the history of comedy podcast that I do is called Why Are You Laughing? The free episode out today

is Jerry Lewis who might be the biggest asshole in comedy history. So he was pretty fun to talk about. And the episode up now on Patreon. Tell me you play the clip of him on the telephone where he called the cameraman, son, and an absolute cameraman So I certainly did yeah, we get to that. It's one of my favorites He did a Holocaust clown movie that was never released correct. Yeah, and it gets worse So that was a fun episode and then episode up now on patreon it'll be out free next week But if you don't wanna wait for it, you can go to the Patreon now. And that is the career from the Howard Stern Show

to Stephanie Miller, one stuttering John Melendez. Wow, all right. People last four of them all year. And I finally gave in. Instead we have to do a stuttering John episode. I said, I approached it in a way that I hope is different than what you and Shouly do. So I am riding off your coattails,

but hopefully it's a little different than whatever one has seen before. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you lumping Shouly in with my coattails? I'm sorry. You just hopped out the coattails of Shouly's also odd. Right now, I'm saying Shouly started all of this and then you kind of copied the map from that adjeement.

Yeah, that's how it happened. True vision is history, my friend. By the way, I am a patron supporter of wide mic. I'm looking forward to checking that out. Thank you, buddy. That's gonna be great. And I think we did a good job with it. And we're gonna start doing bonus

why you laughings in 2023. So if you want to subscribe for that, please do. Excellent. Also, I want to tell you, Mike, Gina Bobeena says fantastic episode with three purple hearts. That's all I need. That's really what I was fishing for. I put myself down like that.

Well, Mike, if you feel bad about this episode, here's what you can do. Shower, not a bath. A shower. Use water as hot or as cold as you like. Okay. You don't even have to wash. Just let us get under the water, let it run over you for a while. Sit on the floor if you got it. I'll put a nice roast in. I'll start cooking. I like the idea of sitting at the floor of your shower.

Like if you're doing that, you're crying at the same time, right? That's definitely not a tie when you're celebrating your knees. Yeah. I'm doing so well, my friend. I'm sitting on the floor of my shower. Not depressing at all. Killing it. Fucking balling over here. All right, Mike. Thanks so much, buddy. This has been fun.

And sorry, this went so long. We're going to get our shit together one of these days. Yes. And these are the test shows, you know? Yeah. Somebody asked, this is a funny comment. I'm trying to end the show. I'm bad at that.

Somebody asked, they're like, so wait, did you guys make like five or six episodes as the first one you released? Because if so, you should probably try to make like five or six more. Before he's not releasing them. Oh, my God, Jesus, all right. That was kind of like, we just did that, but released that way.

We did a test show, but it was live on YouTube. Well, we're both pros, Mike. I wasn't, I wasn't concerned about it. I knew we'd kill it. It's doing, it's doing all right. All right. For Brian, Mike, I'm Carl Hamburger. Thanks for listening and watching. And who are these socials? Watch for us to have our own feed and all that other stuff someday. But right now, we're still on the who are these podcasts, YouTube channel and podcast feed Feed and thanks for checking them out. It's Showtime.

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I find it very funny. I find it very funny too. I'm just saying we're gonna get torched. I probably have to listen to that while sitting at my shower. Hahaha. Ha ha!