Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep03 - WATS - Trans-species

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

This is the third episode of our new show, Who Are These Socials, featuring Karl Hamburger and Blind Mike Geary. If you've ever wondered, "what's the deal with social media?" then this is the show for you. We will eventually have this on a separate feed but for now it's on this one. You can also watch on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. In this episode we keep things light with girls crying about not getting tickets to Taylor Swift, #GG33 blowing Sam Tripoli's mind, people with pretend disorders, a very real letter to Santa praising the vaccine, gender reveal parties, the worst tweets of 2022, Karl's Facebook feed update, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. We want business take care of. Who are these social? These number one podcasts on the Internet today. W-A-P-S. Welcome to get another episode of who are these socials? The show thousands of people come to to learn the age old question. What's the deal with social media? If you can find a show that knows more about social media, I'll let Richard O'Jet a curb stop me. I'm your host, Carl Hamburger,

with me as always is Mike Geary, aka Blind Mike. What's up, Mike? Yes, welcome back everybody to the show that Carl and Vinny claim no one is listening to, to which I would reply, well then why do they hate it so much? Correct. You can't have haters. You don't have something going on.

How can they all think it sucks if they're not listening? They don't boo nobody's. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. No, Mike, I have to address this right up top. Some people are saying I won't read superchets. Those people could get busted

selling synthetic marijuana because I will read superchets. Every superchet that comes in, I will read and we'll probably save it to the end of the show to keep the flow going. But we do appreciate it. It won't read superchets. I can't do it. Mike's the problem here, but we do appreciate everyone coming in with their superchets and participating in the show and please support the show with that. We don't have a Patreon. We just do this YouTube thing. I mean, there's also a podcast that we put out also

on the who are these podcast feed. Which come in the new year. And you subscribe to our individual patrons, if you want, it's no big deal. True. That's a good point. Come in the new year though, we will have our own dedicated RSS for the podcast. So people who are getting annoyed, who subscribe to our these podcasts, that will go away from your Friday feed.

And if you're not annoyed, you can always sign up for who are these socials that is coming up. You will. You don't think you're addicted, but you are. All right, I want to get started right away here. Once again, we are jam-packed with great content. Starting off with people who didn't get tickets to Taylor Swift. Now, this was a big deal.

Taylor Swift sold more tickets in a day than has ever happened in the history of the world. As far as I know. Yeah, so last month, I'm sure everyone remembers the whole ticket master drama. Everyone was freaking out over not getting Taylor Swift tickets. I actually got Taylor Swift tickets for my girlfriend for Christmas. Did you really? So someone's getting their dick sucked. Oh, no, it's so dumb. So, uh, yeah. So I was very happy watching these videos.

Now, who's gonna bring your girlfriend to the Taylor Swift concert? I just pond them off on. So I take your friends. Yeah, right. Exactly. Dinner's not me, too. All right, have fun.

It's the one. But I didn't even understand the controversy because I'm like, well, someone got the tickets, right? Like I have fun. It's the last day. But I didn't even understand, I didn't understand the controversy because I'm like, well, someone got the tickets, right? Like I have them. You know, someone has tickets in their hands, so I don't get you just a spoiled brat that is yelling because you weren't the one that got them. So I didn't really get it.

I do get it to some degree because there is a weird thing going on in the ticket industry. Scalping tickets was illegal for a very long time until they decided that like, well, if you do it on the internet, that it's fine. And they can scalp it themselves. And then ticket baster was just like, okay, well, we'll just buy this company, this sells to scump tickets, we'll just make money on multiple purchases of the exact same

ticket. And somehow that's legal. Yeah. So I mean, it was a controversy, obviously, but people handled it very well online. So when I found these videos, it made me feel that much better than I got, that I got these fucking tickets. There was a time when you were upset and crying.

It was something you knew when I went to see you'd run to your room and close the door because it's embarrassing. Like no one looks good crying. It's not a good look. The last thing anyone would ever have thought is okay. This is what's happened. I'm going to break it down for people from the past where I'm looking into the future right now. Every single person could broadcast. Everyone has a studio and cameras and access to TV stations, so to speak, and you could do whatever you want

for your own personal broadcast. And these fucking idiots are choosing to make themselves look like dots. I don't get it. I mean, I guess some of it is youth. They just don't realize how they'll look back and really regret this. I hope so.

But just as a society, the idea like we did this when Trump was elected. Everyone put, everyone posted videos of them freaking out and crying. Grines. But at least that's like an election. At least that's virtually signaling. Right. Yeah, at least it matters to the world. This is like I didn't get tickets and I'm weeping over it.

All right. That's enough build up. Let's get right into our first example of this. Mike found some good ones here Oh god It's not coming out of her nose a downer face and under her mouth. This is god. This is a bearer's egg and under her mouth this is, God, this is a bearer's egg. I didn't wanna get it too. Nothing, you don't have to do anything. You're not gonna go.

I'm taking it, I didn't want to be getting it, I didn't want to. You. She's showing her phone that she's like over 2000th in line. She was like, right there, ready to take us to crash. And now she's back. Imagine getting this emotional because your life hasn't changed like nothing right now Just nothing different happens. You're just not going to the show that you already weren't going this you saved a few box Get a purse or something I did everything right. I was on time. I tried so hard.

I tried so hard to go on the internet by dickets. I love the idea of I did everything right. I did everything right. This is an arduous process, but I managed to jump through the red hoops. It's a cruel world, isn't it? I love that you guys love this and I... Oh, she's inconsolable. It's a it's a cruel world isn't it? She's inconsolable she'll up this I want happens that goodness because we're all on pins and nails So you know at the beginning of that she goes what am I gonna do? I don't know maybe grow up and expand your musical tastes beyond principle pop music

Might be something you could do like I've never seen someone knocked out of the queue for ween tickets If you want to go see good music readily available go go for it It'd be great though if I scrolled down and the update was just like false alarm guys. I got them Holy shit, so I had to look this up and see what her deal is she has 1200 followers and look this up and see what her deal is. She has 1200 followers and 87,000 likes like every fucking idiot has some type of audience on this platform. It really is amazing. And people are like, you go girl, cry it out. This is a tough day for you. She has comments turned off on this one, which is the only smart thing she did. Yeah, that's smart.

All right, let's watch another example here. This one she's talking this is not for us the public What do you mean this is this is directly for Taylor? I must have found this like serotonously she's addressing Taylor's Talking to Taylor directly With concert And I waited in line For like six hours and now they're going for resale on stuff up for like $8,000 and I don't have that kind of money but I just really wanted to see Taylor I don't think I'd be this upset if my wife laughed at me

I don't think you're white died. And also she is so hideous. She can be a Batman villain. Holy unfuckable Batman. It's the ugly cryer. You don't say, Rafa, not the ugly cryer. Well, that's the thing is like, if you, if your wife did leave you or she did die and you called me like this, I'd be like, Carl, get it together. What are you doing, man? It's not that big a deal. Take a minute, buddy.

Take a pause. You'll get through it. That's just dignity. I know. Can you imagine? Oh, God. Listen, one of the things that they warned you about is careful what you do online because it's going to follow you the rest of your life.

If I was a hiring manager at a company, and I'm just doing a background check on someone, I see this video, I don't think she can handle a regular work day at my company. I'd be very concerned, but she could be the bathroom crying all fucking day. Like, no, we're not hiring her. Yeah, I don't think they warned people early enough.

Like, I think they should not warning you at your first job, or they should be warning you in elementary school. All right, I got one more example here This is this is fun. So this is someone who actually did get tickets, but not the best tickets They could have gotten if she is a legitimate gripe But you, so was in my whole field of cool time, I got through pretty quick. Every time I clicked, I thought something was out. And no. I think I did take it, but you can't see anything. It's literally behind the stage.

I'm not happy that we're going, but I'm so stressed. She's bawling her eyes out because her tickets aren't the best. This honestly now makes me feel bad for the first two girls because if they saw this they'd be like listen, cunt. Right. Listen, bitch, if you're that upset, I'll give you two thousand bucks for those seats behind the stage. How fucking dare you.

I had to sit behind the stage for fish once. I'll give you the hack on this one eat a bunch of acid It'll be great. You'll enjoy I go for any seat at a fish concert. No, well, yeah I'm just saying though if you got a sit in the cheap seat. There's ways to enjoy it So I Wanted to start the show with this cuz I had so much fun watching these videos I know why cuz what sad is it probably looks to other people like we're just two old men laughing at I wanted to start the show with this because I had so much fun watching these videos

Because what sad is it probably looks to other people like we're just two old men laughing at like a teenage girls Right, but you're young. I know this is that what is your point is Why do you want to make that point again? Yeah, I'm young enough to laugh at children, right? Fuck it asshole I know we look like two old men laughing at girls, but actually like Carl is an old man. Too many of them and damn it. All right. Let's move on to another tick tocker. And we learned about this guy recently on who are these podcasts. Hashtag GG33. I was so glad that you listened to this episode of that jumpers jump podcast. We did the other day because I was not aware of this guy and we learned a lot about numerology last weekend. But there were a lot of numbers we didn't get to. So I feel like I wanted to enlighten

the people a little further. We learned about 33 and 11. Yes, there's got to be other numbers out there Talking about all right, let's start with good old lucky number seven. Let's see what is take is on that There's their reason they consider or they make number seven the luckiest number Because it's the unluckiest number. That's what I would figure right? Yeah, right. Big seven is pulling one over on us right now. I'll tell you why they make you believe it's the luckiest number. That's how they get you.

The casino, they're all about in the number seven. You know, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, the reason they do that because seven is a number of gamble or gamble Can I explain why seven is a number in casinos? Go ahead. All right. There's this game called crap. It's very popular. It's been around for a very long time You roll two dice now Do you realize the most common number that comes up when you roll two dice is seven? You don't think that's a little weird car.

There's one six, there's two five, there's three four, there's more combinations to get seven than any other number that you can roll. Seven is crap. I've done on purpose. But hold on, Mike. Seven is crap, but also 11 is crap. But 11 is like a positive number in this guy's role.

So that doesn't make any fucking sense. I love this. The greatest number there is. Right. Aside from 33. So that none of this is making any sense to me. But okay, let's let's continue down this road. Campbell starts with G, Jesus, seventh letter. I'll be back that up. Yeah. I want to get into the the letters. Also, can I just say I like that he says that's what they want you to think. Of course. it's like it's government. It's the Illuminati that I got you. This is one of these guys who thinks

that we're living in a simulation. So it's not even a government. Yeah, he thinks it was making us do this then. That's right, that's a good question. Yeah, it's the Matrix. It's like one of those kind of things. Yeah, it's crazy. When you go to the casino, they're all about in the number seven.

You know, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. The biggest thing to do that is because seven is the number of the gamble or gamble starts with G, G's, the seven, the letter. How many cars in the deck? 52, five and two was seven. So they want to basically get to reach. Wow. I mean, if you're putting jokers in there at 54, but I don't want to shout at its point. That's fine How many of each suit 13? 1 and 3 13 minus 4 9 that's two more than 7

You're not good at this yet Mike You got a friend is a little bit more on this one. I think I think that's pretty cool pretty close energy out there What people don't know is seven is the Unluckiest number so that's why they're trying to push it on as a lucky number I love so I'm Mickey Mantle died of cirrhosis. I love Sam triply But is there is there ever anything sad that he disagrees with or a skeptical of everything that someone tells you like, wow, holy shit. That was the most disheartening thing because when we watched Gigi 33 on Watt.

We watched him with two like 21 year olds. Yeah, their minds were blown and then I saw Sam tripling like, you got to be fucking kidding. He's falling for it. I think it easy. Yeah, you're ruining your credibility with the whole illuminati shit that you talk about. So that's why they're trying to push it on as a lucky number. Oh my God.

He's everything in his life. Seven on seven seven two thousand seven, the local TV station and Cleveland called me up. And they were like, would you want to come on and tell everyone why 777 is the best day to get married? I'm like, well, I'll be happy to come on, but it's actually the worst day to get married. You never want to get married on the 7th, 6th,

or 20th. I don't think you fucking handle a 7th, 6th, or 25th. I'm getting an energy. If you want to get married, you should never get married on the 7th, 16, 25th, because if you do do you might as well I'm but you're a divorce attorney to the wedding

Oh my god Sam's the best way I'm doing yeah, he really is dumb. All right. Here's a dumb question for you Mike. What does luck mean? I guess what mean good things happening for seemingly no reason. I don't believe luck exists. It doesn't make sense to me. I don't think it's a real thing. I don't think there's a concept. I think it's a human-made-up thing that there's such thing as luck.

I think that's probably true, yeah. So the fact that this guy's going out here is going, yeah, no, no, no. Seven is actually unlucky. Like like what does that mean? The seven is unlucky not for everyone. I wore a Michael Vick jersey luck just wouldn't suddenly come to me Well, that's what I mean like like sometimes like you can bet craps either way you can bet with the table You can bet with so like is seven works for some people right? Yeah, I guess John L. Wade Mickey-Mantle It may be mom a few more guys than we're numbers seven quick.

I'm running a trot Nixon from the rinse. Not bad, not bad. All right, let's figure out what is lucky because he's going to tell us that too. People who are on their way to the casino right now, I have some good news for you. This is what's going to win you some money. Eight is the number of money. Eight is the number of karma. Eight is the number of money. Eight is the number of karma. Eight is the number of power.

Chinese, go figure eight. Get it? Thanks Mike. They know eight is the number of money. That's why they started their Olympic games on August 8th, 2008 at exactly 8 o'clock. Yeah, they started their Olympic games under all eight energy. Within two years, they went from the fifth biggest

economy in the world to the second. When you price products, and it's gotta be 808. Like there's no, right. And then when the little people ask why, they're like, don't worry about it. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I was told by people that you wouldn't even understand.

How does that work? Why would you guys do 808. Why not just eight o'clock? It's shut the fuck up. Also, I want to point out these talking about how great China is There's a lot of people who live there who would disagree with that. It's not so lucky for the people who actually live in China It's kind of a bugger. The NBA would say it's pretty great. So I'm not sure you're right. Yeah. No, of course How he would have the NBA are all for it, but I mean what he whips there, thinks it's fucking sucks. Because the economy will work for a second. When you price products in eight, that's going to attract money.

So what you guys need to do is start selling your shirts, start selling all your advertising for stuff that adds up in eight. That's how you do it. I'm for you, it works. Alright, so that actually makes a lot of sense to me because when we looked at this picture on the lowest tier, monthly cost was 88.28. Oh, that's right.

And I almost bought it. I didn't even know why. I'm like, ah, I just need to get this, an energy thing. Actually, that's not true. No, I'd never considered it. I didn't even probably need to consider it because you didn't make it 88, 88, which makes no sense to me.

Why wouldn't he? I know I was wondering the same thing. There's got to be a reason for it, right? He's like, listen, I'm a businessman. I'm not a cheat. I wouldn't try to do that. That's just the same. Yeah, right.

That is interesting though. So, you know, we have dabble con. That's happening here in Rochester, February 3rd and 4th at wwwp live dot confer tickets. I'm wondering if we should be pricing the tickets differently. If everything should end with 88, would that sell more tickets for us? I think so. Put it on a Chad Zuma.

Express range. I think that makes out of some 25 dollars is one thing with 25 88. Fuck. I don't know. I don't have the fun. Put that on a shed Zuma. Right that shit. See, Mike, the right car is making a steal. Well played. All right, let's find some more coincidences here.

And now we're going to get into the sports world. Okay. And this is a comparison between two of the greatest players of all time for the NFL and the NBA, Jim Brown and Michael Jordan. And just keep in mind, like, Michael Jordan's pretty much the unanimous greatest basketball that's the basketball player that's ever played. Sure. But in order to believe this theory, you have to make some concessions when it comes to

football. So just keep, keep an eye on what he does there. It's a pros in the top 20, right? Exactly. That's the thing. Right. You can compare him to O.J. Simpson. No, honestly, but OK, let's see.

Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan Borg, who's 17, 1963, adds up to 29, 29, adds up to 11, at the same exact birthday as Jim Brown I Consider the best football player of all time. Well, how can I consider the best football player? Listen to your brothers great But just because you consider that like paid manning sitting there going away. Who?

Okay, what about Tom Brady? Just a fuck up about But just because you consider that like paint manning sitting there going away who okay? What about Tom Brady? Just a fuck up about that. Yeah, that's not bring up top Brady around here Holy shit, he never brings up the fact that their numbers are 23 and 32 Switching holy shit. He never brings up the fact that their numbers are 23 and 32 Maybe this is the part of this video clip, but I wouldn't brought that up to All right, you ready for this mic. I don't know if you know this, but Lincoln and Kennedy each have suffid letters. Both presidents were elected to Congress in 46 and later to the presidency in 60. That's why Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln and Lincoln Senator secretary was kind of correct. Both the sassans, John Wilkes Booth and

Lehigh River, Oswald were bored in 39 and were known by three names composed of 15 letters. Booth and ran from a theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. I also feel pretty silly bringing up Tom Brady now because I'm realizing his birthday is in August. The eighth month? That's pretty lucky. I mean come on. Is it any coincidence? Why are other people who are born in August not Winning seven super born in August and God didn't bless me with a lot of luck

Where I want to talk to your therapist about that what the five I can't see is the main thing Yeah, is that the main promise is that why you're not throwing 40-yard bobs out in the middle I'd like to know GG's explanation of that all right all right let's find out there's another video of our buddy GG and this has to do with birthdays birthday eight and Ross you made it in your 20s So I assume it's like a cameo or something. That's exactly right. Yeah, it's a cameo or just like a message He's sending a fan or something. Yeah, so this is this isn't someone we know aiden Ross or something But he's letting him know the reason why he's successful. So I'll do it with him It's because of the numbers. That's right. That's always what I want to hear too.

When I'm like, Hey, W-H-T-P, we just got a million down low. This is great. It's like nothing to do with you, Carl. It's because you were born on the 19th. Oh, all right. Well, fuck, fuck me. I thought I'd accomplish something.

Oh, you're doing all right, yeah. Damn it. It was inevitable. Okay. I mean, it's so cool though, right? No, okay, whatever. Eight in a row. You made it in your 20s. That's one of the most difficult things to do

You know why you made it You're so lucky to do it. Yes, you work hard and you knew the right people and you were that's all for shit Yeah, we just brush all this stuff aside. Yeah, you had the talent to the drive and you made it happen We just brush all this stuff aside. Yeah, you had to tan went to the drive, but you made it happen. Whatever, let's get that out of the way. What's not even what really happened here. Even the stuff he's brushing aside is kind of insulting.

He's like, well, you know, you knew the right people. I'm like, you know, connect. Yeah, connect, you didn't make it on your own, obviously. That's one of the most, I find that to be such an insult. Well, it's just about who you know. Yeah, but the reason why you know those people is because you achieve shit They wanted to get to know anyway. There's a lot of people that know them that aren't successful correct. Yeah, it's exactly What a horrible gift this would be dude

I literally I want to go down to the corner by my house and just talk to homeless people and ask them if I'm even more born on the 11th. I guarantee there's one or two guys. You'll get unanimous nose. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Because people who are born on the 11th always have a good big following don't believe me What about number one pow cast in the world? Joe Rogan born on the 11th what about our first guy whoever got canceled out Jones born on the 11th Why is that a good thing? Also, I would debate that he was the first well, yeah, that's a good point down

That's a weird thing like that's a claim to fame the first guy to get yeah, that's a good point, though. That's a weird thing. Like, that's his claim to fame, the first guy to get canceled. And then those are the two, like, the pinnacle of success, the best podcaster and another podcaster, who was canceled. Yeah, so I was wondering about this. I'm like, well, what about like,

our greatest president ever, Andrew Jackson, born on the 15th of March, what's that all about? Not good enough for you Mike, about this. Taylor Swift was born on December 13th. Yes. What the fuck, why is Taylor Swift so successful? She wasn't born on the 11th. It's all, Carl, what you're teaching me

is there's a lot of coals in the system. Yeah, I guess my point is, that's a cherry pick examples. And this guy gets full proof. But not only does this guy have a following, I almost, I didn't, I figured we get the point at this point. Yeah. I almost added videos of more numerologists like this guy is a huge following, but there's

other people that do this horse shit. Yeah. And it's like a tear below, like at least life coaches are giving you worthless advice. This is just nonsense that you're making out of math equations. Yeah, and he also brings it to the streets, which this is really embarrassing, I think.

The fact that he would post this video online and be proud of it, because this is them just talking to someone randomly and finding out of it because this is them just talking to someone randomly and finding out what their birth date is okay and then explaining their lives because of it. All right so far short attention span board very quickly you know a little bit about everything. You're basically one of those people who have a good mouthpiece. You know, you can convince people about stuff. Everyone considers you their friend. You consider people acquaintances.

I said 99, right? Yeah. This is pretty little bit more of a tougher year for you than to think about 16. You think you get better. He's also like the world's worst medium. Like, do you have someone close to you that you don't talk to anymore? It's a wow. I do as a matter, dude. It's the most generic shit ever So wait, you're really good at certain stuff, but you're not so great at other stuff. Yeah, that's true

I suck at ice skating. I got yeah, okay. Well It's because you were born in January 30th 1999 It's because you were born in January 30th 1999 There might be other reasons is assuming that by the way yeah I don't know maybe you make bad decisions in life you get arrested a lot. Oh my god. How'd you know that? I'm looking at you. That's how I know that. That's something to do with your birthday. There's probably 15 videos. He didn't post with a person's like, no, why would you assume that? Correct. Correct. You ever get Joe with the wall? I just got a parking ticket two years ago. How did you know that? You said you're not now you're freaking me out, man.

I don't know if I can deal with this. I'm gonna transition right now. You brought on the very first episode we did, Darren Reveil. Yes. And I had not heard of this gentleman. But apparently he likes to stick his foot in his mouth because he's very dumb.

And I was excited when you told me me I don't know what this is. I don't know what he said. He tweeted this past Saturday. And I guess he was watching the World Cup finals. And I don't think he understands how the World Cup works. He deleted this tweet, but someone screencatchered it. He wrote inevitable. Argentina wins first World Cup since 1986.

Now, he tweeted that at 11.29 AM, well, the second half was still being played, Mike. Okay. They were up to no, I don't think Inter says El Socker works. Like, the other team could come back and score two goals. So France did just do that. And it sounded into overtime.

We're both team scored and went to PKs. But when he posted this, the game was not over and it actually proved that either the teams could have won because it just came down to a stupid, lucky penalty kegs. That's what makes Darren Revelle so great is at the end of the day, like if I tweeted that and you called me out for it, I'd be like, yeah, because the fuck I was wrong. Darren Revelle cares so much. Yeah, he had to delete it. It's like a dead man.

Not only does he delete it, but he'll like, go after people online that call him out for that. No, I never said that. You're lying. He's very worried about, but. All right, so I, I was just proud of myself that I came across my radar and I was able to contribute some Darren Reveille content.

Yeah, everyone keep an eye out on Darren Reveille because I'm sure he does show like that all the time. He seems to be kind of dumb. A little bit. Yeah, everyone keep an eye out on Darren Reveille because I'm sure he does show like that all the time. He seems to be kind of dumb. A little bit. Yeah, okay. That's the sense I'm getting. All right, so Mike, you don't talk about this, you don't like to, but you have a hard time seeing.

That's true, yeah. I'm not a bit of a tussup, but you're not good at it. Yeah. I would consider that maybe like a disorder because a lot of people can see But you can't that's what I that's what they tell me yeah, which is very discouraging, but yeah, I suppose a lot of people can Now it must frustrate you the people come up with fake disorders and are what was me about that right? Yeah, I like to be what was me, but I've earned it, you know correct right Like I'm bitching to everyone I know, but I kind of think I deserve to be able to do that.

Listen to this, there's people like this out here. Listen to this person. This is from a subreddit called fake disorder cringe. Yeah, someone, I think one of the WATP fans sent this to me, actually, out of place. Send me to the subreddit and there's a wealth of content there, it seems. All right, so here's a post from five days ago,

Faker at my work pretended to go nonverbal to avoid consequences. Okay. All right, so I'm gay and this person at my work had been calling me an Eftler since I started there about seven months ago like get your Eftler vaccine So someone so doesn't turn you into an Eftler Call like anything I do the gayest shit I've ever seen

Scoot Eftler, etc Fill with a blanket and the other hilarious jokes. It's a fun place to work. I got tired of it about a month ago and told HR, and the guy apologized over text, but completely stopped talking to everyone. It doesn't say hello or anything, just glares and ignores. HR asked how I was doing, and I said that I was fine, but that he had stopped talking to everyone as if they don't know that.

I have to say how many times is he muttering the F word in his head now? You've got to say it a lot before. I bet he's not quiet when he's playing Call of Duty. I'm feeling some ups and downs are coming out of that. Those times. All right, they said that he had gone nonverbal from the stress of not knowing what to say in the workplace. His autism is self-diagnosed by the way. According to some people who know him well. He then sent a 30-minute very verbal Snapchat rant to a coworker about how all of his coworkers are ableist and

Racist because they expect him to talk at work. I don't know that makes people racist. This is the problem as people just throw out these words. You know Mexicans never speak. You're right. It's very racist, I mean, to say that. Not English, but anyway, HR followed up again with me asking how I'm doing. And I said that honestly, I thought he was not being genuine

and then it was coming off as a bit hostile and retaliatory. They jumped down my throat and said that we just need to do our best to support him as a nonverbal person. His whole department even had a meeting about how to accommodate him better. I wish this shit just stayed on TikTok. You almost have to feel bad for the HR,

like just HR workers everywhere. Yeah. Because they have to take everything seriously now. Correct. Listen, he's nonverbal. Don't you know that sometimes in your mid 30s you just stop talking. So let me get this straight. This guy who was super annoying, now doesn't talk. Sounds like problem solved to me.

What would make this person happy? They're like, this guy was called me the F-Sler every day. It was super offensive No, it doesn't talk at all what the fuck's up with that like what? I didn't even take it that way. Yeah, I was just like this guy's faking But what's what's this fucking nosy-nelly bitching about right like my boss was always in a bad mood and then HR called him out and now he's always in a good mood, but I think he's fake again I think he's really in a bad mood like Like, who cares? Who cares? The guy's not verbal or not. He's not calling you enough to slur anymore. Is that a good thing? It's amazing. Carl got me on the side of the guy that was dropping

it, dropping it. Yeah, I'm sold it on the office. Yes, problem solved. He did the right thing. I'm not there. By the way, I don't work in an office environment anymore. Thank God for my co-workers. Right. But I'm pretty. But I got pretty close to that point too, in some of these corporate environments. Like, okay, then, if I can't call you tuts, and I can't say those broads are covered with the company party, then I don't know what to say. If I can't pinch the asses of it, the secretary,

he's what am I here for? Yeah, well, no one's stopping me from doing that. I'm a sassy citizen. I'm a sassy citizen. As you know. All right. So that's a fun one. But here's an even more fun fake disorder coming in from TickTack.

Transspecies. Yeah. So you knew this was going to happen. This is one of those like people are like, oh, this slippery slope. You're like, all right. Come on. You know, just because people I think they're a different gender than they were born. It's not going gonna get crazy. Wow

Here we are and this seems like we're at the stage now And I think it's the same with like trans racial. We're kind of getting there. Yeah, we're a few years ago Everyone laughed at Rachel Dolezal. Yep, but I think we're kind of inching towards where like hey you can be However you feel because this is like a legitimate trend starting to happen that people identify as animals. Which, by the way, I want to say this. Yeah, go ahead. Identify as an animal.

If you believe that, you are mentally ill. But you should be able to do that. I'm all for it. And you should make a TikTok about it to make sure that you're unemployable for the rest of your life. Yeah, you have to document it. That's a little crazy for you, so I got a...

I want to point out that you never see people in their 60s doing this. These are always young people who are doing show like this. Like really? No one who's trapped the body of a human who's actually a wolf is 54 years old. How is that possible? Imagine your grandmother Christmas is like, well, I've been holding it for a long time, but I've been living a lie.

I'm actually a zebra. All right, grandma, to the home with you. That's why they don't do that, by the way. There's an easy solution to that one. All right, let's clean up that house and get it sold already, that, shall we? That's why they don't do that by the way. There's an easy solution to that one. All right, let's quit up that house and get it sold already, that, shall we? Forget I said anything, kids.

I'm just a grandpa, I'm moving on. All right, so I wanna describe what this person looks like. I almost think she could be attractive. She's trying really hard not to be. She's got the eye makeup on. It's very dark on the eyelids. She's wearing some type of ears on the top of her head. Well, it almost looks like she went to a mentally disabled

Disney and went to the gift shop to get this. I'm not sure. She bought the merch they sell outside of Disney, like the knockoffs stuff. Yeah,, in the parking lot, right? So yeah, I'm not sure what she's going for here. Dude, I had a body we went to the Van Halen concert many years ago. Yeah. And I bought a T-shirt because I like Van Halen. And he bought one in the parking lot. And he was calling me out, nonstop. How much do you pay for that shirt, girl? I got my for 10 bucks. How much did you pay for yours? He washed it one time and it's a centigrade. It also says Dan Hailey not. Yeah, well there's that. Alright, let's watch this video.

So I got a question asking what it means to be trans species and also I should point out she's wearing contact lenses so her pupils are black and red around the pew I guess the pupils are always black let me take that back she has red eyes with her contact lenses which I'm not even sure what species has that I'm not sure that's a find out I got a question asking what it means to be transpecies and the first thing I would like to tell you is that the word means something different to different people so that's important to remember. Well then what the fuck lady?

Listen, I have a question for her, why do you need so much attention? That would be the question I would ask and why wouldn't you just find another way to get attention? Like being a whore, being good at something. Like there's other ways to go about this. And man, how obnoxious would it be? Like if you're willing to accept, all right, this person's trans species. So why don't you go ahead and tell me what trans species is?

Well, it's really anything. It's like, oh, well, then what the fuck are we doing? By the way, the reason why language exists is because words mean things. If they don't, then there's really no reason for language to exist at all. Just point that out. The word means something different to different people, so that's important to remember. I only have my own experiences to work off of.

In basic terms, it just means crossing the cultural boundary of species, so you're experiencing basically having a species in a way that's different than the typical human experience. Basically it means I drink my water out of a bowl rather than a cup. Right. Human experience. For multiple reasons including having a prosthetic that makes you feel like more like a cyborg or all the way up to having something like clinical

like panthropy where you have a delusion where you believe your body is physically non-human. From I take back what I said about her maybe being attractive in some certain way it never minds. It's part of being theory or other kin which is an experience where you believe you are non-human on some non-physical level either because of spiritual or psychological reasons. For me, personally, I think you're like, definitely psychological. Yeah, that's right, yeah. That would, you're so close there, you're almost there.

Also, can you imagine the, this is where I do sympathize with people, because I like, I said, I think it's a mental illness, but it's not there at all, obviously. So imagine living in a world where you start to feel like a cyborg and your reaction is, oh, finally, that's just right. Find that can be me.

This is from the comfort zone. Yeah. Imagine watching a movie and being like, I want to be CGI. That's my true identity. I should have been born CGI. It's a spiritual or psychological reasons. For me personally, what makes it different

from just being theory and our other kin is my desire to physically transition to be as non-human as possible and these. Okay. Hashtag Otherkin is one of the things down here. Now, Mike, you're much younger than me. Please explain what that is.

What the fuck? I have no idea. If I can guess, it means like other family is the species they're trying to become. Okay. Species dysphoria, I experience. A species dysphoria is distressing being transpecies in of itself is not a disease or mental life sucks

Let's I hate these people are just like yeah, you know for me this whole human experience is difficult and it's for everyone It's actually never been easier, but it's still really annoying with people like oh, I'm sorry again We know we fucking it's not it's not a disease or a mental disorder. Yeah, I'm backing it up. What's that's a sin to that again It's just like yeah, no, I'm a disease or a mental disorder. Yeah, I'm back in it up. Let's listen to that again. It's just like, yeah, no, I'm a bear. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly. Why are you getting up?

Why can't you just accept me for my crazy, ridiculous thoughts? When I was possible and the species dysphoria, I experienced. A species dysphoria is distressing being transpecies in of itself is not a disease or mental illness identity That is important to many people. How would you know your mentally ill? I'm not gonna get my news about mental illness from you. You're crazy I'm a pretty I'm a pretty accepting guy where I draw the line like if you came to me Yeah, and you're like, Mike, listen, I know it sounds nuts, it's not,

I know it's not normal, but I like to get all, get out of all fours, cover myself and fur, and eat my dog food off the floor, because I'm, I feel like I'm a puppy. I'd say Carl, bon voyage, go for it, have fun, paint the town red. Is that what you would say?

But you have to acknowledge it's weird on some level. It's unhealthy. It's so weird that it's bizarre. Look, it weird is one thing I like weed whatever, but it's unhealthy to think that this is what's really going on right here. You need to be fixed. It's not a spine. You sound bigoted now. I was with you for a minute. Fair enough. And many trans species individuals are happier and able to lead better lives when they're allowed to express themselves. Important to remember that any kind of treat.

When they're allowed to run and make patients and people do their happiest and best lives, not to make them appear normal to outsiders. We're watching and stay tuned for more. I love these people who know nothing about happiness, explaining what how happiness works. Like you're gonna be happy a day in your life. You're doing everything wrong. Don't tell me how happy this works Stay tuned for more. There's more what more could there be god damn it my freaking boobstand just fell down again

This happened to me when I was doing the dick show crossover earlier today, too Why you do the show from your car and tape it to your windshield. I know. If you learn something, literally just pull it up. Just now. Alright, I'm going to play this next video and fix my shit. This is a cat in a human body. And this one's fun because this person is very aggressive and argumentative

They come in the Chris species world. Yeah, she was a little more chill Right, right like this person I feel you could have a dialogue with and kind of get there understood Okay, well, what about this? What about that? Okay, yeah, I get it this person is very unhappy about everything that's going on I want to make it perfectly clear. I do not identify as a cat. I am an orange tabby cat trapped in a human's body. What are you getting? And it is possible. And I'm sad that the home sapien species has not learned the other species. You homos as they're called in the transpecies community. I see what you did. Not only you humans. So it's my life. How about you just leave it alone. Go live yours. Let's fair. Quit trying to bring people down because you're sad, depressed, and probably fucking lonely

or have an unhappy marriage life. This feels like projecting a little bit. I don't get to say yes it's flicking us off. The way that that unselves me, this person is a little bit unhappy with their lives. It seems, and it's like this is that way. No one should bully this person, obviously, but I do like the aggression of starting,

like listen, motherfuckers. Yeah. I don't identify as anything. I am an orange tabby cat. What, what, what is that? What is that? Why is that difficult to capri-hand? Also, I want to put it out.

Being a cat trapped in a human's body is winning the fucking lottery. Right, right? Like, all these shit dude, you could have been a cat and said you're a person. That's the best thing you could be. Congratulations. That's amazing. I'm I'm conversing with you with human English to tell you that I'm a cat. Yeah, right Let me tell you Mike. I was born into a multi-generational wealthy family and I can do whatever I want with my time

It sucks. It's a bit brutal I have to do this like, dude. What are you complaining about that why am i this way i like these i like these uh fake disorders they're fun yeah i'll see uh i'll see if i can find more because it seems like there's uh quite a bit based on the subreddit nice um i have a root condo for us i'm'm excited about that. I'm using that. I'm using that button, but I'm not aware of this. Oh yeah, this is a fun one that I came across on the old Twitter over here.

And at Holly Briden, says, our son, Jasper, wrote his Santa letter yesterday and it filled us with hope. Even the kids get it. Hashtag proud mom. You ready for this? It's like, it's written like a childhood right, but a little bit too good.

Okay. Dear Santa, I am vaccinated so I don't need presents. I wish for equality and for Elon Musk to stop destroying the world. Thank you. That's a kid who's just doing his own research. I just like Sure is fucking up the world this guy listen I know he's doing good with the electric cars, but this Twitter business is nonsense

Dear Santa, I don't need presents said no one ever It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life at least the Elon Musk stuff is topical I thought we were done with the, there's no way we're still on vaccines. Are we like, get it? Don't get it. Who gives a fuck anymore? Yeah, I am vaccinated so I don't need presents.

Well, if you're gonna live forever, that's why you need stuff. That's the perfect reason to do stuff. If you were, if you said, dear Santa, I have limited time to live. So I don't need presents. That would make sense to me Give it to someone. Enjoy their toys

Life is the present that he is experiencing with all these unvaccinated people. They'll die So they're not they're not getting that he's obviously not a cat trapped in a human body He would know it terrible this as to be a person He would grow up to be the only word spelled incorrectly is vaccinated, VA acts they spelled it. And it makes me think that maybe the mom's dumb. I don't know if that wasn't even, you know what I mean? I was able to tell us even the time

to spell something garage, you just an idiot. No, it was a kid, give them a break. Okay. She's a single mom. Now Mike, we're doing good on time this week. I'm proud of us. Okay, so it means that we can get to something that we didn't get to last week Excellent and that is the gender reveal segment of our our little program here. Yeah, it's very strange because we live in a time where There are 72 genders

and you're not supposed to ask about gender. 72, you big it, there's 87 now. And 87? How are you not up on this? But also there are none and every gender is the same. Yeah. And we also invented gender reveal parties. So none of it makes sense to me.

But yeah. Oh, I want to point out, I don't know if we, I think it was the last episode where I brought up that person's Twitter. And I was like, I don't know if this is real or not. It seems crazy. It was the Dr. Claire Foster. Oh, yeah. And I don't know if you saw this, but that came out in the whole Matt Taiibi Twitter reveal thing, where they were going to ban her account to like show that it was that they were balanced on banning Far right and far left. Oh really? Yeah, and then the person was just like how do you not realize this is a parody account?

This is so ridiculous over the top so I'm gonna get cuz I was like I'm not sure this is real or not people are like how are you stupid? Are you? Of course, this isn't real, it's so on the top dog. All right. I feel like that's gonna be just for the viewers, the fun part, where it's like, how many times are these idiots gonna get fooled by the internet? Right, because sometimes people are that stupid,

so I don't know. Yeah. Whatever, all right. All right, let's get into, so this first video is someone who works with people who are having their gender reveal parties. And she wants to be careful how she talks about this. Oh, right. Hello, loves. Let me start off with a trigger warning for those who just cannot stand these. I am making tapers for a gender reveal cake for Thursday for my sister. So if the word

gender offends you as well as this kind of idea, then please scroll on. Thank you very much. I'll save it right there. If the word gender offends you, then you're a lunate. And have the decency to bleep at you, bitch. You already said it. And now I'm triggered. Yeah. That's a pretty good point. It's like saying spoiler alert and then just blurting out the end. Yeah, no shit. What a weird rule that people who think gender doesn't exist or gender is a choice. Would hate that there's gender reveal parties.

I don't like to reveal parties either. Am I in this club? Wait a second, I'm talking to God with these people. I also think of them ridiculous. Just to put out a disclaimer, like if the word gender offends you, like, I don't believe in ghosts, but I've never been like the what busters. You, you, you bigots.

Good points. Yeah, that's a weird thing to be offended by. Because you have to admit that in the animal community, there are certainly genders that serve specific roles, right? That's how biology works. I don't know. I can do that. That's interesting. Yeah, they're trans animals. I don't want to get too far down this rabbit. Let's go back to the tabby cat. That's right. All right. So this is some more fun stuff. So this seems staged, but I still love it. Ah, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? What is it, Kaya? You having a baby brother, baby sister? Yeah. Baby brother!

Yeah. No, a baby sister. Yeah. No, a baby sister. Yeah. Baby brother. Ah! No, baby sister. No, baby sister. No, baby sister. All right, so on this TikTok, what we see is the husband and wife with their two daughters, young daughters are standing there with an umbrella.

They open the umbrella up and outcomes, pink and fatty, showing that they're having yet another daughter, and the father immediately is like mother fucker god damn it. That can't be real right. I was wondering so at first I thought no like I didn't think it was but if he is they're not reacting to him in a way that seems staged and also I saw enough reaction videos that I was like well if I got fooled I'm not the only one. It seems like, okay, all right, good. Well, this also seems like a real low effort reveal to just open up an

umbrella. There's just, I feel like there'd be a lot of ways that you'd like be walking with the umbrella. So it would fall out or something. It would kind of spoil the reason. The reason I believe it is because I have a friend of a friend was telling me they were at this friend's gender reveal party and they already have a daughter. And so they were having a gender reveal party

for the second child and they found out it was also a girl and he had the, he goes, mother fuck! And then he went down to his basement and his brother had to like calm him down from smashing shit. Yeah, no, I believe that reaction. I totally believe that reaction. Yeah.

You know what? My favorite gender reveal thing is. I know you've seen this. So you bring in an escort and then you pull out the butt plug and in the butt plug is the color. You know what? I might be thinking of bachelor parties. Never mind.

All right. Let's watch Another gender reveal video since around this topic and we are so topical on here That's the wrong one isn't it? I think it's a reaction that video. So I'm very I'm about to read that. Okay. Yes. Thank you I haven't watched it since last week so I pop yeah So so now this person is doing a reaction video to that video that we just saw where the father was upset.

Ah, fuck. So I have a very unfaithery that the reason men often have such negative reactions to finding out they're going to have all this especially traditional quote unquote men is because they're well aware of how badly they and other men treat women. They know how sexists are societies and they know that those girls are gonna be fucked from the beginning. And the truth is they don't want to deal with that. To be honest, either way. So that's why we got to change it.

So she thinks that he's reacting like that because he knows the guys are sexist. And I say, I say you're wrong, Tuts. It's because you're all suck. That's why I get back in the kitchen. That's what you're reacting like that. At least this guy is killing his daughters. It's, I mean, it's not like China. It could be worse. It's just upset about it. I love the idea of being so focused on sexism that you are accusing people of being so sexist that they are not sexist. I guess. Yeah, good boy.

Like he actually realizes how terrible it is to be a woman growing up with its own. Why? Are we bringing a girl into the sexist world? So terrible. No. I have a fun treat for us here. I call this a little bit of a palette cleanser right here from these hot topics of gender reveal parties. This one came in from my friend Doug, Doug from the Jingles department,

who's been doing some great work for Cardiff Electric. Got an awesome new stinger for him. Also worked on our theme song. This is a person named James Chepisky. And this is a song called A Dream in Color. And this is up on YouTube, so I consider it social media. Let's just sit back and enjoy the musical stylings of James. Nicole Beer is also involved in this project. Kommite mit dem Kompon. I think there might be a lost side to you, Mike, is how I want to try to do these people as, but it doesn't really matter because there was some pitchy problems in there. Yeah. Started a little pitchy problem.

Yeah, there's there's some issues with their second. It was pitchy in spots. I don't know. I didn't feel it. You first started the song off. It was pitchy in spots. I don't know. I didn't feel it. You first started the song off. It was a little weird and it was a lot of pitchy spots all over. How do you feel about this, this music, Mike? I'm confused by it.

What is it supposed to be? Well, I can barely understand them. Oh, that's what I mean, when you're not around, all I dream is in black and white, but you bring color into my life, Mike. Well, so now it kind of makes sense, but it's coming out of your mouth. Yeah, well, that was gonna be my Valentine's Day card to you this year,

but damn it, I'll have to think of something else now. And when I close my eyes, I see your face. I close my eyes. I see your face. You know what this has an element of is a remember from ONA. I swam a swine. Yes, with soccer paddy. A little over singing going on. Some of the water confidence, but not a lot of pitch. That's always the best combination. Yeah, the accent. That's always the best combination. Someone who can really belt out a tune very poorly, but feels like they're nailing it. I'll keep your memory inside my heart.

Wow, she did the key change there without the band knowing about it. That's never a good thing. Did these people have a follow-up? I'm kind of, I'm gonna download their shit now. I'm into this. Oh yeah, you should definitely check it out. They have about 1,160 subscribers. And I think we can get that number up.

This video has 3,000 views on it. It's pretty good. Yeah. Oh no, all the people are, oh no, look at the comments. Well done, James, all the best. My favorite by far, keep it up, James. I genuinely love this so much. That's probably my favorite thing about doing this show

is finding the encouragement for all of these people. Like they are getting messages, we're doing them a service because they're getting so much false hope from people for some reason. Gives me cowboy bebop vibes, really enjoy this jam. I love it. Keep at making your art, man. It's great. In what context? Where is this great? I don't know.

That's a very good question. Mike, you know that I do my Facebook feed thing. Yes. You know, I've done that the first couple of episodes. And the reason why I do that is because I hate Facebook. I feel like everyone out there is depressing Right, so I was looking at that today and there were a few people who either lost husbands or fathers years ago on This date and we're posting about that. So that's always fun. Sure. I always love that

This is interesting because if you remember I I read a post about a person's cousin was missing in France as like a foreign exchange student. I've been worried sick. I've been thinking a lot about it. Dude, this is crazy. Somebody sent this to me. It was covered by the ABC news. Check this out. I got to follow up to this, uh, this story right here. Let me get some volume going. American student Kenny Dilan Jr. has been found alive after going missing for more than two weeks while studying in France. ABC News has learned that he spoke to his parents in Lama Hassan has the latest good morning Lama. Yeah, good morning to you George. Just moments ago French prosecutors confirmed to ABC News

that American college student Kenny Dilan Jr., who had been missing since November 29, has been found alive and well in Spain. According to the prosecutor, he has phoned his parents. Now you recall that Dilan is a senior at St. John Fisher University in New York and was on a study abroad program in South Eastern France, but in late November, his mom, Kyle, received a call from a college liaison to say he had been missing. Since then, they've been desperately trying to find and setting up a website for people who may have seen him to come forward. And so that desperately seeking him, something about website asking for tips, I think

they're traveling to France. He's not from who are these socials. Yeah, I know. Like traveling to France would have been like, does really try to find them. Okay. Many other details have been released at the moment, but you can imagine his parents relief now that he has been found and just in time for the holidays too. George, that's the worst report.

It doesn't explain anything. He went missing for two weeks, walked up in Spain and there's like, well, we found him. Well, what happened? The fuck is going on here? It's one thing to get kidnapped, but at least he's home for the holidays. Yeah, I know. Christmas will be joyous this year.

You know, if Mike goes missing an act, hold right, just hope he's back by December 20th. Just so he's back for the holidays. No, I want to make it be nearly. Well, this thing's giving, but he was never a fan of Turkey anyways. Yeah, you know, he's bitch for the holidays. No, I want to make a beanie. Yeah, well, this thing's giving, but he was never a fan of Turkey anyways. Yeah, you know, he's bitch about the mashed potatoes. He can go find it.

This is another thing that I saw on Facebook. And it's weird, my Facebook feed is turning into mostly advertising. I don't know if the algorithm is just like, oh, this guy's just goofing at us. So it's like turning off most of my friends at family posts. But make fun of LLB and you dick.

That's what's starting to get to, like, what are you gonna do with this content? But I am a member of the, who are these podcasts Facebook group, which I encourage people to join if you enjoy Facebook, because this image was posted, oh, it's not available right now, mother fucker. Is it be oh maybe it's because I'm not logged into my account I just can't win. I just can't win Mike. Let me explain it to you. I finally tried to actually show something

I face fucking it and it didn't happen. There is a A van that drove into a McDonald's, like right into the restaurant, all the way into the dining area. This has been happening a lot. It's happened a few times in Massachusetts for some reason. I don't understand it. And the caption is drive in, drive out, drive through. And that somewhat row must have been high on his own K2 supply.

You have happiness on the menu. Driver was high on spice. We left our asses off. It's a pretty funny comment out here. He didn't drive out when the drive-through worker put sauce in your bag. So that was fun. No, I can plain about what's going on on Facebook, but that was actually was interesting. And I actually have a cheeky McNugget tribute. Yes, definitely.

All right, we are at the one hour mark. Now, what I haven't gotten to yet, and we can do that if you'd like to. I want to remind people to please get your super chats in. We're going to read them in a little bit. You sent me over the worst of 2022. There's a bracket. Yes. Going on.

Yeah. Someone, I don't know who he is. He is a small following on Twitter. I'm not sure who he is, but Jeremiah Johnson on Twitter, a loyal gear head, tipped me off to this. He made, it seems like he put a lot of work into this. He made a bracket of the top 64 worst tweets of 2022, and there are some doosies on there that I figured we could pick through at some point.

Okay, so basically what we're seeing here, I says the field of 64 is divided into four regions, the Ukraine region, the discourse region, the Abelist and problematic region and the WTF region. Voting threads are a blog. The Abelist is the one I have a real issue with. No, I don't want to see you get offended by this. All right. So then there's a link to the voting threads. So if I click on that, this is where I end up down a little bit of a rabbit hole and get a little bit lost in this,

because there's a lot going on. So there's basically, there should be a Twitter thread with all of them too. Yes, all right. So this is the WTF region voting thread. Yeah. All right, a region for take so bizarre to defy description. There are ratios here you wouldn't believe.

So here is the one seed versus the 16 seed in the WTF. And this is Samson and Delaya writes, killing people is wrong, especially innocent kids. I pray for the families. However, I stand with Salvador Ramos. Y'all like to bully and tease people without consequence. I was bullied for years. I know the feeling he felt, the bullies got bullied.

He got y'all back in a big way, now cry. Pfft, take. Pfft, take. Tad, look at the big friends. I like someone who's reasonable while they're siding with a mass shooter like Wow, horrible what he did, but we're being honest here. That is the one seed in this bracket, which makes sense.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Looks like they won this 165%. But they were up against this one. Advice number 69, if you are a parent, you probably shouldn't roleplay. You have a job to raise a kid to maturity, and time spent role playing is probably time you could have spent raising them to be a good person. It's better to not role play it all if you are a parent.

It seems like a bit of a straw man argument you're having with yourself. Yeah, probably a little projection there. Let's look at it eight versus nine C. These are usually a little more competitive. Sure. All right. So this is a fun tweet that's labeled snow storm lives matter. And this is from David Brody at, at D Brody reports, there's a, the image out of a windshield of a snow storm, the person that driving through says, today in DC, they knew a snow storm was coming for days. Apparently, black lives matter put the lives of's driving through says, today in DC, they knew what Snowstorm was coming for days. Apparently Black Lives Matter put the lives of people

driving in a snowstorm, don't. Not sure where the connection is there. Yeah, people really reach to make, but Black Lives Matter is a thing you can agree or disagree with the cause, but they were saying like, hey, Black Lives also matter matter just so you guys know. Right. Then everyone tried to make it like, oh, so I guess people that die in a snow storm don't

matter. Yeah, that's not what I do. I'm saying. I'm not saying at all. And then this is up against Reese Reagan who says, had this argument in a GC, but want to know the truth, isn't it very tacky for somebody to eat the free bread as soon as you get it? And the poll is 2.7% yes, 97.3% no. And there's a comment underneath this.

And this is Reese again saying, you should wait five minutes before reaching for the bread. If you that hungry, you should have had pre-game meal. I like the idea of putting up a poll and then when it doesn't go your way of arguing with yourself about it. I had no idea that you're supposed to wait five minutes before touching the bread. I knew about the five second rule with food. I didn't know what the five minute rule was food. That's news to me. Yeah. I knew about the five second rule with food. I didn't know what the five minute rule was food. That's news to me. Yeah. I know. It's also a bizarre thing to like turn to the public about.

Like guys, I need your thoughts on this. This is why Twitter was invented. This is why it was worth $45 billion. Like, it certainly was. It was for polls like this. I let's do one more and then we'll move on here. So this is shorter than 5.7, the 5 seed versus the number 12 seed, no loads refused.

Okay. This is the first one. Minor coded or not, their height. Any girl under 5.7 is basically a red flag for being minor coded since that's around the common height for children. This applies to Canon characters and OCs. So basically, what this person is saying is that you

shouldn't have sex with anyone who's under 5'7. Yeah. I'm in trouble. That's probably a child. Carl is a pedophile. OK. All right. My girlfriend is 5'8."

Oh, that's all I'm going to read. Good for you there, by the way. Yes. So. All right. My girlfriend is 5'8". Oh, that's all I'm gonna read. Good for you there, by the way. Yes. So, adult-only please. That's up against this one. It's another poll. Is it unethical to attend a no-wodes-refused pimped-out cum-dump event?

If the bottom is blocked you on Twitter, even though you've never talked to them and have no idea why. I gotta read that again. I'll ask, I guess. By the way, this is all news to me. This no idea why. I gotta read that again. I'll ask again. By the way, this is all news to me. This is all cold reads, it's why it's terrible. This is the question.

Is it unethical to attend a no loads refuse pimped out cum dump event? If the bottom is blocked you on Twitter, even though you've never talked to them and have no idea why, yes, definitely has 29% of the vote. I like the idea of unethical being used in that like gang. This is an ethics question. Yes, that's like 29% kind of at 15% not really at 9% and

nope, no loads refuse as the winner at 47%. Sorry. It's in the name. No loads refused. It's a matter of ethics. How many loads do I take gang? What are your thoughts? Holy shit. What is going on out there? I think my favorite from the list of 64 was someone

basically saying that Anne Frank had white privilege. She was like, listen, the Jews went through hard times. Well, let's not forget she was a white girl. Now that, that actually is hard to argue with. I have to say, I'm saying that archivant all day long. She is white. That's different facts. Yeah. All right. Let's listen to a voice about the Cayman real quick. also Carl I left this comment on the YouTube upload but I don't know if you saw it but dude okay bro how do you not realize this is a troll account like the wording communism has prevented millions of lives of living poverty okay dude the joke is that they died because the communism. They didn't get

to live live poverty. That's the joke. To troll a cow. If you want to see a really good funny similar troll slash like parody account, go look up a journalist's exoscent world wide. The acronym is Jew and people fall for it. That page like every fucking time they post something. Yeah, check that shit out. All right, make it mental out of that one. You shouldn't have told us that. People would have come to the show one day. You know, see what these Jews are saying? Get a phone for it. Damn it. Yeah, so that's one of the examples of people telling me I'm an idiot, which is always fun. I always love going to my voice bells to find out people think I'm dumb.

Tom, $4.99, super sticker. Thank you very much. Tom Raymond Bryant with $2. Thank you, Christina Marie with $2. Carl has a secret Barbie doll collection. That would be my sister-in-law who wrote that. Thank you. It's not.

Dennis Michaels. I love Dennis Michaels. $5. Merry that thank you. It's not Dennis Michaels. I love Dennis Michaels. $5 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you Dennis Michaels. Holy shit, David Chandler. My favorite of the Super Chadders with a 4999 Super Sticker. What the, I don't even know what to say David, you're the best. A little light after last week. Stop it, I was doing to see that sooner. Thank you. I certainly would have called that out. Tommy D with two dollars, please pay card if a salary. How do you know I don't? I don't know. I wonder why he made those games every week. You must be giving him something. I could give him a plug. I don't know if you heard

that. So there's that going on. That's worth its weight and something. I would imagine. Oh, should we mention, by the way, that Cox Sucker Cardiff did a post show of us last week? Yeah, we probably should address that. Yeah. I don't think he's doing this with him. I guess we talked about it with him on WATP.

Yeah, I guess he's not doing one this week because he thought, what do we have like three or 400 people watching our show and he thought they were all going to come over and check out the, the after show and it didn't happen. It would. I feel like Chad really fucked up his flow though. Like I think Cardiff would have done a good show if he didn't have Chad on. Cardiff does amazing shows.

Chad's holding him back. Yeah. Chad Zumaq is holding, I'm going to say it right here now, you are being held back by Chad Zumaq, Cardiff. Oh, I was on with Chrissy Mayer last night. We did a very dabble or Christmas special where we celebrated the year that's that our young John had. Okay. And Cardiff came on, it was a whole thing.

We had Shule, we had Bob Levy. And Cardiff came on and it was announced that Cardiff and Bob Levy are Kurtiff came out and it was announced that Kurtiff and Bob Levy are starting a new show together. Two guys who are on every show all the time. It's so funny because I've heard, I'll listen to the uncle Rico show when Kartiff was on and Bob Levy sounds fascinated by it. He walks out of this potato. Kurtiff was very funny on the show last night. He had a lot of really good one-liders. And he's very funny.

I was like introduced to him as like the awkward, like when he interviewed Jackie Martling or whatever. Right? Yeah. Back in the day. I don't know why he was that funny. He's come a long way since asking people, chocolate or vanilla. That's for sure.

But no, everything that he said, it was funny because Bob Lee was losing his shoes. Oh my God, it's fucking potato. It's just laughing his ass off. At it. So, uh, anyway, that's the news on that. Any other, uh, super chats, please super chat now or forever. Hold your peace. Mike, this has been another fun episode.

What do you think? I think this might be our best one so far. Interesting, interesting. I don't know if I've told you this before or if I've talked about it on the show. I think I did talk about this probably just last week. Every time I do a show and I feel good about it in the moment, I feel bad about it listening back

and vice versa. And vice versa. I've got a world of hurt coming for me. Yeah. So really, all the side how good this episode was when I read the comments, that always helps. Oh, don't do that. Never ever, never ever do that, please.

No, I thought this was a good one. All right, my cox has probably the second best. It's at the top three. That's for sure. My cox. Yeah, get it. It's a pretty good one. All's for sure. Mike Hawk. Yeah, get it. It's a pretty good one. All right, you know what I'll do is this worst of 2022.

I'll curate that a little bit. I just want to kind of want to wind on that. I wasn't, oh, I should have said that. It's probably you belong on this list. That's very expensive. Damn it. I got it. Yeah, yeah.

No, go through for next week week because there's a bunch on there that I think are probably worth picking through. Awesome. And thank you Raymond for a $2 super sticker. Thank you, Raymond. I do appreciate that very much. All right, let's wrap it up. Do we have a thing that we wrap things up with?

Is there a way that we say goodbye to everyone? The... Hey gang! Well, well, well, well, perfect. Oh! All right. Goodbye. All right, goodbye, and I do have a little outro song

that we'll play here. Who are these social? That's a misunderstanding, it's what, so you're like, whoa! Who are these social? I's a disoddy, it's what, so you're like, whoa! Who are these social? I'm the one who should apologize. Folks, what you were about to see is real. With Carl, okay, we got it. And I'm Michael from the Fallen.

W-A-T-S. Another one from Doug, from the Jingle's apartment, featuring the music of the isotopes, of course. Bye everybody. Another one from Doug from the Jingle's apartment featuring the music of the isotopes, of course. Bye everybody.