Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep100 - Who Are These Podcasts (WATP)

Episode Date: April 1, 2018

We made it bay bee!! Episode number 100, the show where we finally roast ourselves. Karl is joined by (in order of importance) Kevin, Andy, Cros, Joe, and Chris. Everyone takes their shots at the most poorly reviewed show of all time. And then we find out this isn't the most poorly reviewed show of all time. D'oh!! Huge thanks to additional contributors including Who's Right, The Story Behind, Planet Maynard, Jen from the Jingles Department and Marcus from the UK.  The image we used for this show was a gift from Chris who brought over some bubbly for us to enjoy. You may notice us having more fun than usual... thanks Chris! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What if we do a podcast where we listen to other podcasts and then just just talk shit about them? It's showtime I guess Company think there's really just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P WHOHTP, WHOHTP

Who are these partners, WHOHTP Who likes these partners, WHOHTP Who likes these partners, that will be on me Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P

W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that travels to Las Vegas and still has to deal with snowflakes. I'm your host, Karin, with me today is Andy the Goat. Yes, Chris, Joe, Kroge, and Kevin. It's a virtual Who's That of Podcasts hosts. I'm going to go around the room right now. Everyone just introduce yourself. Tell us an interview or employer and your boss's phone number. No?

All right. Let's invite our listeners. You can visit us at whoartthese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter, who are these pod? Email the show at wattpshowatgmail.com. Always looking for podcast suggestions also. If you enjoy the show, please, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes.

I'm going to be reading some negative reviews later in the show. Oh, my favorite. We are up to 209. Yeah. 209 one star reviews. When I get it. I did it.

You fucking did it guys. That's only about two per episode. It's only about two per episode. I feel like we can get to a thousand before we get to episode five of our device. It's not that impressive. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Who Are These Podcasts?

Gentlemen. It's your turn to roast me. Let's get into it. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called who are these podcasts gentlemen? It's your turn to roast me. Let's get into it But I do want to lay down some ground rules real quick We want to keep this from being a bunch of inside jokes So if you have jokes about you being the star quarterback and the prom king in high school It's accurate But nobody knows about that. So you can't like make jokes how awesome I was and have the school record and test show passes. No one's gonna get it, no danger of that.

All right, so I'm still gonna do those jokes. All right, so we have a bunch of clips on the board here. I have listened to none of them. I don't know anything that's going on. W-A-T-P, it's what this show calls itself. The host is Carl with a rotating cast of no buddies. I listen to the show, do you guys all listen to the show? Yeah, I'm re-applicating.

Alright, Carl, I'm gonna be monitoring the social media feed throughout the show. That way of one coming in right now. It's, at Nicholas Cruz tweeted, I thought people hated me, but this is ridiculous. He's been a fan for a long time actually, that's cool. God. You know, Chris is here.

Chris, you might remember from one episode, we did WTF together, and I know you have to leave and run to work in a little bit. I do. So you didn't bring any clips, but we were talking about a specific concept last night that I pulled together for you this morning. Please remind me what that was.

Let's get that out of the way. Oh boy. You're a mean one. Mr. Carl. You need a heart. You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Carl! You're a three-decker sour crowd

and totes to sandwich. With arsonic sauce. There! How do you get Seth Meyers to do vocals? Yeah, Seth wires and I are boys. That's why I'm the punchline every fucking joke and staff comes up All right guys, let's get into it. I'm already taking control. This is not my show. This is your show. Yeah, fuck off Fuck off who wants it wasn't a started was good But yeah before you do that though, I got something that's gonna run a bit long. So let me just get this going. I have an affliction where I'm a narcissist,

but I also hate myself. So this is weird where I want everyone to pay attention to how much I suck. So this clip. Usually do that in post, but okay. Everybody down here has this affliction. But this clip is from all one episode. This is the first time I co-hosted with Carl on the MTV Podcast speed dial.

And I do my best turbo Edmick Mayan impression, where I just agree with every single thing that Carl says, and then stopped for over an hour. So like a true sick of fant, you know, it's just me agreeing with Carl forever. So if you play that my yeah, yeah, a I do like this idea of doing a show on our terrible. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really yeah, yeah, right So he has a really good song since 83 right? Yeah, okay, we are going to get matter later in the show right yeah, okay. Oh Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, this. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna face this down. Yeah. You're free, don't mind. Are you fucking it? Yeah. Yeah.

We can go back to that later. Come on, come back to that later. Yeah. That was all just waiting. Yeah, I don't know if I can find that one. I'm down for a bit. Holy shit. I'm glad that I was saying everything correctly on that show.

That's good. Let's go to hell. Who wants to? Who wants to get started? Anybody have anything they want to tell you about WATP? Shit, I'm glad that I was saying everything correctly on that show Who wants to you? Well, who wants to get started? Anybody have anything they want to tell you about WATP? Yeah, the goat is gonna do a little bit of a retro Factored. Alright, let's do it. Let's get into it. I mean obviously this is gonna be a complete disaster It's a room full of people that the internet keeps calling a bunch of unfunny dickheads What could possibly go right?

Exactly. And we got Kevin done Skype, because that's always worked so well in the first 50 episodes of this show. So let's keep doing that. And I'm sure from Kevin's perspective, this looks like he chatted roulette it into a Nambler meeting. So sure, I put my balls away. It was a problem. But we should go around the table. Joe is here for some reason. Joe recently said that

he tries to do the podcast, the way that Kevin used to do the podcast. And I would have to agree with that, but without the impressions and the charm and the likability. Joe is the most organized co-host that I has ever been on this show. He's very meticulous. So meticulous that if you put anal in the porn hub the first five results that you get are screenshots of Joe's show notes. I've actually done that. Crozier had to be here of course, because he's the only one that can put Carl in his place. But he keeps getting out of the dumpster and podcasting every week. But Crozier is the angriest and most, Crozier is more bitter than an ex-wife sucking a lemon. He's famous, he famously called out

the Adam Croll his show and convinced the crew of fan page that Croll his show sucks. He's so persuasive that he ate to buy a second panel van because his first one was full of missing children. And of course we couldn't do the show without Kevin. Kevin never liked being mean to the podcast that he's done. He always felt he needed to apologize to the host, but he really should be apologizing to his listeners. Kevin was notorious for his show prep. Would Kevin have clips this week? Would he have listened to the show? What do you do as half-ass Nicholas Cage

or as half-ass Cobra Commander? Whoa, whoa, whoa. In the end though, Kevin's just a huge quitter. Jobs, bands that he's been in with Carl? It's true. Podcasts he's done with Carl. He told me just earlier that he started doing heroin just so he could quit it. Good luck with that.

But let's get to the intervention. I mean, I mean roast. Who are these podcasts was born of a long-distance relationship? Kevin started a solo pod in Portland and it sounded like French bread pizza for one with a side of prescription grades. Antidepressants. Carl said, I can hear a noose around Kevin's neck. So what can I do? I'm a weapons grade asshole. How can I make that a show? And thus, W-A-T-P was born. Let's flesh back to that first magical episode with my clip one. Wow. I can't wait to hear about your friends on the next episode. That's amazing.

Just listening to this whole podcast, the the whole thing, like, I, this is really fucking lame. Okay, I didn't agree more. We're clip. Seems like we were just transitioning. It sounds like Carl is calling from his future prison cell. Carl likes to point out that podcasts make zero sense and he should be an expert because that's how much money this podcast made.

It didn't take long for Carl to confirm what we all know. He's an insane narcissist. Let's hear Clip 2 for proof of that. He's just the worst fucking person. I'm going to throw you a curveball here. I like this podcast. Oh my god. I don't watch WWE anymore.

I haven't in over a decade and I enjoyed this podcast. Oh my god. I liked it. And here's the crazy part. This might be why I liked it. I don't know if you caught onto this, but the host Kevin Campoli sounds exactly like me We have we have the exact same it flexes our voices are the same. It was really bizarre

Really I didn't get that at all like there was one line that this guy says that I thought was funny That I actually clipped to but I Yeah, but yeah, I'll play that one real now. Let's see. I had kids with someone who she left me, but guess what? I'm still going to deal with the kids. Wow. Wow, indeed. Carl liked the time. I'm just playing that entire episode. Surprise surprise Carl liked episode where the guy sounded just like him. I got you this gift, Carl.

It's a mirror with a hole in it. So you can hit on yourself and then take it in the back and fuck it. This is a surprise. We're only on page 7 of your fucking knowledge. It's gonna go up for a while. Come on. With WATP is a lot like Texas. They're both associated with the lone star

Like Texas everything is bigger the amount of one star reviews are the size of the asshole hosting the show But it's nothing we didn't already know. Let's your clip three. I Like that you say if you like the show leave us a comment on iTunes Before we we wrap up today, I want to read the latest comments that have come over on iTunes. It's pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, I've seen a couple of comments.

It's, so if you don't like the show, you don't have to leave a comment on iTunes. That's fine. We're good. We got it. Sue, most people hate it. You don't have to tell us. It's fine. We all know they did. 209 times, apparently. I like that that clip is called The Good Old Days.

Well, finally, someone did the smartest thing that ever happened on the show that's the clip for. So Kevin is, this is going to be his last show with us. Kevin has decided that we've pretty much said everything that there is to say about shitty podcasts and I think he's ready to move on to something more enlightening to do with his time. Something like that I I guess, yeah. Yeah. We can all agree that Kevin Dodger bull it there. Yes he did.

Carl recently got into some hot water though. It's how you think though. The NAACP is filing suit because Carl is being sued by Leon his intern. Oh, he should deep poll's gone out. Leon is in turn. Should D-Pulls go on. That's a super favorite. I really would be invested in the show to know that. But I did pull the clip of Kevin quitting the show. This is classic.

Okay. Hello. Release me. I order you to let me go. Hello, hello But the show must go on I guess which led to the dumbest thing that was ever said on the show We actually will continue on with the show I have the Box now I don't tell people what crack to play. Oh boy That was the dumbest thing I could have said. Oh

Speaking of the dumbest things that ever happened on the show Then my clip 10 is the super cut of us eating on Mike Well, you don't have that Don't we eat very much on Mike. You know that was posted on our IT page. Well, you know, that's all I got. I mean, but it's no secret that I always criticize the theme song of the show. So my gift to WATP is the new theme song.

Oh, sweet. And my last clip is the new theme song. I hope it's shorter than three minutes like I heard these. Who are these partners? I hope it's shorter than three minutes like I currently The genius that's fucking genius Hey, it's like it's a year's say that I can take out all the verses and choruses Like a regular podcast would do maybe just get right to it. I get right to it All right, that's already off the board. We'll never hear that again I can't write to it. That's already off the board.

We'll never hear that again. That's right. I love this show. And I'm very glad to be here. Thanks for having me. All right, Andy. Thank you so much for that stunning tribute. Yeah.

Very exciting. You know, since you brought up the theme song, I do want to say Jen from the Jingle's department could not be here today. But she did record a new song for us. The podcast thought that maybe we would go away But everyone's star review just makes us turn around and say We have 50 ways to roast your podcast 50 ways to roast your podcast I don't like your show, show

I don't get your stick, rip Get a better premise, Dennis Can't care if you're sick, Rick, get a bed up, premise, Dennis, can't listen to you Your podcast is failed, Dale, it's poorly produced, Bruce, no one loves that, you're Bids, Brits It's epic sale! I'm a dirty laks, Zack, your jokes aren't the best, less, stop saying um-jum And stop saying like, don't cough on the mic I, you're kind of a drip skit Stop popping your pee-slee and edit your shit I don't like jokes, bloke

You got no fans, Stan, your podcast sucks, Chuck Why is it a thing? It's a boring story, Cory. And nobody cares play. You sound like a dog, cold. I'm embarrassed for you. It's a show people hate, Nate. You're not very funny, sunny. You have that reduction bill. Stop reading, wiki. Your show is just bad Brad. You sound like a dick Steve. You should be in Ferris Ferris. I hope you'll agree 50 ways to roast your podcast the latest from the jingles department nice carl you got more from

Twitter coming in here okay at stormy Daniels tweets not for any amount of money Carl I have standards you know John wonder I'm gonna pot up your thing here of you saying yeah that's that's still Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I hate my white neighbor. Yeah, I was right. Yeah. Obviously. I would love to point out all the things that I do that are annoying as shit.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to put this down here. So, you know what's funny about this show is I always pick up on these verbal crutches, but you agree with me? Never heard of me actually getting that on both. They just seem so normal. Like, uh, that's a good show. Good episode, Jay. You'll be welcome back anytime. All right. What else we got guys? Who's up? Well, let me take this moment to, uh, graduate you car on 100 episodes. That's why we're here. That's why we're here. One hundred episodes we're here. What's the meaning of opposites? You finally found a way to make strangers hate you as much as the people who know you.

It's fucking amazing. It's fucking amazing. Now, if I could play a clip that really sums up the beginning of the show for me, it's my number one. You know, let's, I guess let's get into it. I mean, I don't know. I didn't really, actually, I didn't pull any clips because I figured I would just kind of off the cuff at here. So I got it.

Which episode did you take that from? Well, you know, what was really weird to me was when Kevin went on that other podcast and started talking about you, if you can play mine over too. Okay. Yeah, yeah, it was really crazy. He was into like pain and stuff. So he was having his buddies like repressesars his nipples multiple times and he had

Like what was whip like whip lashes? So the guy obviously, yeah, I had some fucking issues Sorry Kevin, I know you were keeping that a secret our our relationship was definitely damaged so was definitely damaged. So, one of my favorite, favorite, favorite things of the show is when you rip on the audio quality of other podcasts. I know where this is going. And I promise you I did not alter this in any way. Hit my number three.

Okay. I love it. As he's talking about production team, the audio just dies. People who are doing the production. Couldn't figure out if the level's right. The guy was just like, take a break guys. I would say I would break you. Yeah, exactly. And the other thing that jumped out of me on that clip is that many people work on that piece of shit.

Isn't that ridiculous? I was going for something. It was an artistic approach to podcasting. The date we podcasted from inside an echo place. No, no, no, it's Carlson. I meant to do that. Oh shit, why did I post that? I just never posted that. That was the question I was at.

That's a great question. Holy shit. Fuck yeah. In my number four, Carlson explains the whole premise of WATP. Okay. The whole premise of the show, listening to podcasts that suck multiple times,

proves my time is not valuable. Ah! Ah! I love that. Very cute. Good times. And then I mean, I'll wrap this up.

Okay. You got the floor, buddy. Go for it. Carl, right here, this of all the jokes you've made, of all the things you've said, this is the most offensive statements you have ever fucking made on this show. Hit my number five.

Guns and roses. Guns and roses is a great band. They are responsible for what I consider to be the greatest rock album of all time, appetite for destruction. What do you think? Are you sure illusioned too? What are you talking about? Can we talk about this great pamper just a second?

Not that I would take 20 minutes of your podcast to talk about music that I hate. Do you hate appetite for destruction? It's fucking terrible. He didn't know. He didn't know it's about crime. It's about crime. It's the fucking McNuggets with ketchup of rock and roll. Here's just crannying every thing you've ever reced right now.

It's for people who think barbecue sauce is like a little too spicy, you know what I mean? The idea that Kohn's in roses is a great band is fucking ridiculous. They're not even like professional musicians. They won't start, I'm not even making this up, you can go with this. They won't start at a concert an hour late

because Axel Rose was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles too which is a cinematic classic but that you like to keep a few thousand fucking uh uh concert going away they must have be a good rock band because they're assholes to their fans that's a great argument Karate let's let's let's let's keep talking about this. Because the role is so it's got to suck too, that's it. Let's keep talking about this great man. There are three decades into their career. They put out six records. And even a Guns and Roses fan, if you can catch them like when they're wiping the jewel off their shit, will tell you the three of those records are fucking terrible.

They're off. It's just fucking awful. Why don't we just take, let's take 15 seconds to listen to some great content of those music. Before you make one of me for like taking a four-track demo because this is what this sounds like, this is from their second record. This is like they were already fucking megastars and this is what they put out.

Hit number six. It's all thanks to me. They come to our country. And they'll do as they please. Now I left in the rhyme there because I didn't want to take it out of context. What is this podcast about now? Well, can I just point out the fifth and I'm talking about a totally different album and then I agree that the other album sucked. No, it's the whole play. terrible. But the idea that they're a great band,

it just, it drives me up with fucking walk. Okay. Now, hit number seven, I feel free to edit this out when you're done. But what I want you to key in, not only on the terrible sound quality, but just the words, that's right. Because the clip sucks, and then that's right, makes it so much fucking worse. So if you're listening to the Sound of My Voice right now, please stop leaving Carl a One-star Reviews because of his podcast and a sense of humor and please start leaving

in One-star Reviews because his taste of music is fucking terrible. And thank you so much for having me, Carl. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Thanks for joining us today. Good stuff. Before we get to our next roaster, I guess is how we're doing this format. I did have some other podcasts reach out with their own roasts for us. I put the notice out there

and if you guys remember Emily, co-host of One of Our Shows, some story behind podcasts. I have not listened to this yet. She sent this over so we're all listening to it for the first time here. Hey WATP, happy episode 100. This is Emily from The Story Behind, and I think it's totally admirable that you're putting yourself out there to get roasted yourselves. While not everyone may like your show, or your premise, or your sound quality, or your sense of humor, or your editing, or your lack of editing, you are nothing if not persistent, and then you keep coming back a week after week.

And in those weeks you've managed to piss off a ton of people, like lots of them. So while I'm all for freedom of speech, I do have to point out one glaring thing. We have a course rating that every single other podcast to ever exist. Not exactly. You see there's a podcast out there that, believe it or not, has more one-star reviews than you do. With almost 36,000 one-star reviews, as of this recording, I think they have you beat. The average rating for this podcast is 1.5 stars. Your two-star average hails in comparison.

So let's have some fun with this. Maybe not for Carl, since he probably stays up late, slapping his bag to his one star reviews and he knows them by heart. But for your other esteemed guests and the audience you have left. Well let's play a game. I'm going to read some reviews and I'd like you to guess if they were for WATP or the other show that is better at being terrible than you are. The game is called WATP or not WATP.

So I'm going to read the reviews now. This guy tries way too hard to be funny and just isn't. WATP or not WATP? WATP? I'm pausing it so you guys, you're all in WATP. We're all in. Kevin? Yep, W you guys, you're all in at WATP. Yeah, we're all in. Kevin? Yep, WATP, no doubt.

This guy is a total loser. Don't waste your time with this trash. WATP, or not WATP. She's like me, she's like me, the answer is all right. These are all WATP. You think you got the gimmick? Okay. These are all the eights! You think you got the gimmick? This video is just whack. There are hundreds of more original podcasts, waste of your time.

W-A-T-P or not W-A-T-P? I think I wrote that one. Have you ever wondered what the smell of a New York City summer day would sound like in podcast form? Well, look no further. W-A-T-P or not W-A-T-P. Those are little chantal actually. That's not. What did I just listen to? Who is allowing this to happen? W-A-T-P or not W-A-T-P?

I'll say no one now. I wanted to like it, but it's just the same tired old stick every episode. This guy isn't funny, isn't interesting, isn't talented. I even put it down and then tried to give it a second chance. It's just not good. It's definitely W-A-T-P. You read that one on the air? I didn't read that one. And the last one.

Worst podcast in the history of podcasts. W-A-T-P or not W-A-T-P. That's definitely not, whether that's true or not, that's not really cross-reference, but I have a feeling there might have been some overlap. But all of those reviews were not W-A-T-P. These are all from I am Rappaport's reviews. Things like call his audience losers, kill some cats, get a restraining order put on him. Yeah, a lot of pretty awful things. So it can be said that you even suck at sucking because you're a star

but keep going maybe by episode 200 you'll get there for the moon boys and even if you miss you'll still land among the one star ratings. We want to do our show about horrible horrible things we will and there's nothing you

can do or tell us that we can try to. I'm scared. Bye guys. Oh very good. I'm scared. Bye guys. Oh, very good. I will. She even threw an e-hap at the A. That was, uh, who's well-pretty. Or was that the TX files? She's a pro.

She is a pro. That was, that was impressive. All right. Who wants to follow that? That's the clip. Is that clip still running? Oh, yeah. Let's check it out. it out as we pod this up real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the hosts of the show are both free reads. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like longer than the show. How about that boss? It's hard to listen to Carl and Guest of the Week, rip on someone else's podcast when you are no better

and at times worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Right. Right. Well, exactly. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't forget to use hashtag of U-H-E-P life.

Right, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm going to pop this down. It's just keeps going and going. We could check it out that later. It could never end. Kevin. Yeah, you're still there, you're still awake. I'm still here.

All right, I just taken it all in, yeah, you know. All right, well before you go. I went ahead and recorded a song this morning. I would have had and recorded a song this morning and think of it as maybe like a disclaimer. Alright, this is our latest tune on WATP. You know a lot of people don't know this about me I know you guys all do that I used to sing in a punk rock band and actually multiple punk rock bands and I think people forget at what a strong lead vocalist I really was Let me just fast forward to the end of that song parody that will be available on iTunes for $1.09. I'm gonna end it like Kurt Cobain actually did. That's it. Alright, Kevin, you're in it.

Let's go. You're up, buddy. Hey, hey, everybody. Hey, the fucking AV club in here in your basement, Jesus. So Carl, ever since I left the show, I just want to say that it's been ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- milestone. Some other notable things to reach 100 Larry King, the NHL, and Times Carl has tried to make the teaser bit work. I mean, I don't want to be the guy who says that the show tapered off when I left, but I asked a human Butthole about it and he just said nice form

It's a tapered off to I tapered off to Yes, I got it. So I got some clips believe it or not. I actually brought some stuff with me. I did some homework This first one here on track one is It just really kind of sums up and this was early on in our and our run If you want to play that should we even be doing a podcast? That's It's yes And that's the answer. Let's go to fucking Easter time. That's a yes. I had a moment of clarity. And episode 12 we reviewed a podcast about furries.

And this is the one quoteable thing I could pull out of that that's track two. That's the gay shit ever. Oh my god. That's the gayest shit ever Oh my god, and then you know a lot of people say that you know I do a lot of impressions and stuff, but one of the irritating things about Listening back to a bunch of shows like I did this morning is listening to Carl imitate my impressions Not good impression Carl imitate my impressions. I'm sure not good impressions. I'm not saying that I am, but play track three. There's coffee always stocked in the break room.

Who's been spilling the coffee and not cleaning it up? Yes. Who has not been flushing the toilet? There's some birds left in there. I'm trying to run a terrorist organization around here. Who is that been flushing the toilets? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fuck you. That's the meanest thing that was so though. I mean, over the, I was on 59 episodes of WETP, the first 59. There's been a lot of times where I've totally shit the bed out of joke. And I captured a lot of, let's call force laughter from Carl. Here's Track 4. You're right. Well.

Ah. Ah. No. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. So it's only Jackie laughing at his own joke.

Ah. And then True Carl form, Play Track 5. No. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Shhhh shhhh. Shhhh shhhh.

That took me way too long to put together. That was an amazing production right there. Good job. Thank you. I actually spent time doing something. But nothing is more, I guess, pathetic than the episode, not even numbered, called watb admits defeat. The slow, shambling admission of defeat. So look at it in the waveforms to actually look at it at Adobe Audition. If there's so many spaces in there, we are like,

and then you shouldn't be recording. Should be listening. And then play this number six. This is from that episode. I am not an important person. That's the beginning and end of every WJ. Good point, good point. A number seven kind of echoes that as well, also from the same episode.

I have a pretty important position at my job. I want to lose it. It would affect many people. I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal.

I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal.

I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big deal. I'm kind of a big and this is legit. This is only one.

There's there's an episode. It was episode 40. We did a review of Cat Lady podcast. That was the name of it. And I was just riffing because, of course, I didn't do any show prep and doing other cat songs that had meow in them. There was a couple that Zeppelin. I think that had meow in them. There was a couple, Led Zeppelin, I think Black Sabbath was in there, and then there was this one,

and Carl Chimes in, and it was honestly the funniest fucking moment that I've had on the show. So that's Trek number eight. I'm impressed. Yeah, here's another one. This is kind of an obscure one, ready? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- Oh my god. Still make me laugh. Good stuff.

Good stuff. But I also, I have somebody here with me who wants to talk to you about maybe your legal trouble. Okay, great. Let me grab him, all right? Yeah, good. Hey, what's up? There's Nick Edge. Yeah, that's me. I've been reading a lot of the bill of rights.

Trying to see I stole it recently. I'm trying to see if any of it applies to what you're talking about. But I don't think there is. I think you're in a world of shit coming. That's my legal advice. God damn hell it's longer. Mick Hayden thanks for making it a parents. You're welcome. Is there anything in the Declaration of Independence that might help me out, my agent? I don't know. I never read it. It's, it's, I'm using it as a placemat. I don't know the value of things. I had to do shitty movie after shitty movie

He's eating a dinosaur egg on the declaration of independence All right, well Kevin. Thank you so much for coming back on the show Helping celebrate episode number 100. I want to go back to another podcast to send us in a clip in Celebration of episode 100 our's down in Australia. Yeah! 100 Maynard! Yeah! Tim Ferguson and Maynard both sent me nice notes and congratulations to the show and everybody

on the show and they also sent us this. Meanwhile, in a local Sydney hospital. And it will cure my multiple sclerosis immediately. Oh my god that's amazing. Let's do it now. Tim Tim Tim. What, what, what, what are you doing? I was just about to get some life-saving medicine for my multiple sclerosis. We haven't got time for that. Two guys that abused us in America are having 100 shows, 98 of which were good. Get about this medical savior. Keep your medicine. No, we would like to thank who you podcast for their amazing show and as how many listeners they got Tim, they've got 12 million listeners. I mean, our podcast was just limping along and then we got this extraordinary

review from who are these podcasts and our numbers have now jumped tenfold. Just listen to this ringing endorse spent from who are these podcasts. So I have no idea what's going on. This is so overproduced. I've never heard that before because I didn't actually listen to the review. And this! Here's what I wrote down. This is the first time I've listened to hours of a podcast and I have no idea if I like it or not.

That's what I heard, but I took it to mean something entirely different. Did they really have to suck up to us by saying this? That's the randomness and nonsense of this show. It's like, okay, here's our email segment and there's a horse passing. Yeah, okay. Makes sense. Yeah. Look, if you have a problem with who are these podcasts, it's because maybe they've given

your podcast a review and they didn't like it because you're a crybaby and you got about hurt. They have the most one-star reviews on iTunes. Now I think over 4,571 star reviews, most people only get one star but to get over 4,000, those guys are popular. Hang on, didn't I tell them to get fucked? No, that was Prince Philip, he told to get fucked. But I told him and he's stayed told. They didn't like our pissing horse. They didn't like the pissing horse. And I've gone off and I've got to say as a sound effect, I mean, nevertheless.

It's more important that we think, who are these podcasts on 100 shows? Long may they sail and all that sail in her. Good on you, who are these podcasts and you may well ask, who are these, who are these podcasts podcasts? I hate you! I hate you more! Join the other 12 million listeners worldwide to hear reviews about people who would just be cry babies.

But on behalf of everyone in Australia and I do speak for all of us, don't we Tim? All totally! We would like to tell you to get fucked! Oh sweet, thank you so much! I love that Australia song! If anybody has ever changed my mind about something we've done on this show, it's those guys. I love those guys! I love those guys. I love those guys. Keep your medicine nerd.

Keep your medicine nerd. We also have speaking of across the pond, we also have a listener over in the UK who contributes to the show, has sent in some nice stingers for us and different drops. Our buddy Marcus in the UK, he put together, he did some work on this. He put together a little updated, I don't know what you would call this, some type of a clip that includes a lot of things. And I got to hear it now. I'm still getting over Kevin fucking ripping me out. Take a wee minute to catch myself. Alright Marcus, thank you so much for the note

and congratulations on 100 episodes and for putting this together. Who are these podcasts? Who I T-P? What up, family flippers? W-A-P-P What do you mean? T-P What do you mean? What do you mean?

W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P Oh Well done I love the DLRs in there John C. DeVorek and that was that was a good stuff. Thank you very much Marcus we appreciate it buddy. Is that clips though Rowan? yeah let's see what's going on with that clip. Yeah. Yeah. So you really look like an asshole and that happens. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Do a show on your terrible podcast. Yeah. Right. You should not be that upset by a shitty podcast telling you that your podcast is shitty. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, flesh the toilet on this show.

It's dumb. Oh, Joe, those was days, huh? Yeah. Yeah, days. All right. I don't think I've gotten much better. Joe before you get into your clips here, I have one more that was sent in from our buddy Doug at who's right, Doug and Anthony. Yeah, I wanted to congratulate us on a hundred episodes, so again, I'm not listening to these yet, so let's check this out.

Congratulations on a hundred episodes, Carl. Carl from Who Are are these podcasts? W-A-T-P-W-A-T-Douchebag You know for a show that is about molesting autistic kids you think it'd be a lot funnier We gotta start at the beginning Change the fucking themes on the move come on It sucks I'm a fan of fucking theme song. Come on It sucks I'm a fan of that theme song

You know if it went on for about a minute less it might be okay Listen I was like oh all right shows ready to start and then it goes right back into the fucking song I've only found I think four episodes of that show that I can listen to. It's one of them is the one that he did of us, and then the other three are the ones that I was on. Crazy how that works. If I'm being honest, I've only listened to like three episodes total. I think two that you were on and then the apology episode where he bitched out and took down those episodes.

Can we say bitched out on our show? He got vanished. How about that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got some work to do in post.

Where'd them episodes go? They got vanished. Let's do a podcast about podcasts that take down other podcasts. No, no, no. So I wonder if anybody's going to do an episode about his autistic podcast getting taken down. I think we need to tweet at that autism awareness and let them know that they're taking down podcasts about autism.

Anyway, Carl, keep up the good shit, man. Don't keep up the good fight. Soak him up all them one-star reviews so we don't get him. I don't want to hear anything anymore about you taking shit down and you stand up lose your fucking house. Come on Carry on This is Doug Anthony from who's right by Can't forget that part

Can't forget that part. I'm glad I'm good. Good thing he threw that in at the end. Holy shit. I thought we were going to go without the A word. We're going to fucking have the sun. Yeah. My fucking cowards stretched out. You're gonna throw this t-shirt out.

No F words, no A words, no other F words, no other N words. No higher words. Alright, well thanks to Doug and Anthony from Who's Right. That's a wonderful tribute, right? other other N words. New higher words. All right. Well, thanks to Doug and Anthony Bermuz, right? That's a wonderful tribute, right? That was a tribute. It's been scenery. That's fine.

All right. Save the worst for last, Joe. Yeah. You're right. Turn. Let's see here. I let's check it on Twitter real quick before I get going. Here we got at

Played parenthood tweets Don't let protesters stop you from doing your work. We stand with w atp Thanks for all the business Carl. Hashtag next ones on us I got one of those punch cards if you get that never the punch style Let's see you know w at, I listen to every episode and what I can say is I would rather continuously listen to the brown note than this podcast. Deaf people that get co-clear implants listen to WATP and then they're like, nope, I'm good. You can take it out. I pulled a clip of the most insightful thing ever heard on WATP.

Play my clip one. Let's go back to Twitter real quick here. We got at Adolf in Argentina tweets, hang in there, Carl. I have a couple of exit strategies if you need them. Carl's unpopular. How unpopular is he? Carl is so unpopular that in high school, he took his cousin to the prom. Afterward, he told her, you're ugly, you can't dance, and that blowjob was terrible.

Carl takes a lot of shit so we can do this podcast. I'm grateful, and I want you to know Carl, I'm used to standing by people that are unpopular. I've been standing next to Andy my whole life. Carl was really been sweating all this backlash over some dumb jokes. I haven't seen anyone sweat this much since Kevin walked from his house to his car. If you thought that was a fat joke, you're an asshole. It was an Arizona joke. Crosion Carl and her at band together. Crosion does Carl show up to practice wearing a thong and ask you to restring his instrument? Do you guys have extensive conversations about finger position? Does Carl come to practice? Take his fly down and say time for your solo.

Oh, back to Twitter here. At Adolf in Argentina again says, Carl, I think your grandfather and I were Eskimo brothers. Hashtag23nb-hashtag-ancestory.com That's interesting. Did you know that the 23 and 23 and me refers to the 23 pairs of chromosomes in a normal human cell? I say it's interesting that Hitler brings that up because Andy's missing a chromosome. You don't make twins without breaking a few eggs. Which I think that's interesting. I like that you peeled down the fourth wall of a who ate off of our Jadita.

So people don't get that. I thought it was subtle and that it was right. All the other ate all the same. There's asshole trying to get Carl fired over some podcast nonsense Carl was panicked I haven't seen anyone panic that much since Kevin's air conditioning went out Once again air zone a joke It's a podcast so people can't see us for those of you who don't know Carl looks like Jeffrey Domer in a petafile had a baby People ask twins if you get hurt does the other one feel it Andy Valtrex alone isn't cutting it try topical cream

Andy just bought a house they have a pool in the backyard But it needs to get filled with water Kevin could you stand over on the diving board and ring your shirt out? What? What a sweaty bastard! Jesus! Hey, it's post-production Carl here. I have to warn you, the audio quality is about to get a little wonky. I don't know what caused the issue, maybe it's Skype, maybe it's my shitty setup, maybe its Maybelline. Either way, it starts off annoying and then gets slightly less annoying. I tried to clean this up but unfortunately the frequency is all over the play so there was nothing I could do. I guess it's fitting.

Either way, prepare to be slightly annoyed and enjoy the rest of episode 100. Carl, you truly have a face for podcasting. We all do really. This basement looks like it's about to be busted for distributing file for an agrarphy. I'm Kevin definitely looks like the guy we're all sending it to. W-A-T-P is more revolting than accidentally hearing your parents have sticks. You're sick to your stomach. You don't know why you keep listening and you just are oddly curious if these two people will be able to even complete the task.

And for some reason when you're done you want to fight your dad. Alright Joe very nice. I got we're gonna reconnect right? Oh, okay, let me shut this down Hey Is that better? Yep, okay better on our own too. All right all right Well that child pornography we were sending crashed Alright. Alright. Well, that child pornography we were sending crashed into. Well, I've been about to reconnect that Skype. Fun stuff. Yeah.

Okay. Well, guys, time for your rebuttal. Time for the rebuttal. I want to thank you all for coming in and celebrating 100 years. Kevin, you say 100 years? 100 years, yeah. Is that alright? If I off on that, you say 100 years? 100 years, yeah. Is that all right? Am I off on that? You already fucked up. Am I off on this?

I'm out. Kevin, you know, I visited him in Las Vegas a couple weeks ago for his wedding. Kevin is an Italian guy who married a Mexican woman. I really enjoyed the wedding, except for the food. I personally prefer my titles with less marinara. Although I did enjoy the Naki Tostado. That was pretty good.

Kevin's wife is beautiful, funny, outgoing. I just have one question. Do you see her anymore? Another she's a US citizen? Kevin was my co-host for a year and a half. His show prep got to be a problem. Kevin would put less effort into preparing for the show than Andy puts into his wardrobe. Kevin cared less about pulling clips than

I do about pulling punches. And you know, I think it's because he's so lazy. Kevin used to do stand up, but he quit because it was too much work. Oh wait, I read that wrong. Kevin quit standing up because it was too much work. Andy was the first co-host after Kevin left the show. And he was also on the infamous episode 88. He's also still employed because he's smart enough to not have a Twitter. Andy was my first choice because after 59 episodes with Kevin, I wanted to be the funny one. After 59 episodes with Kevin, I wanted to be the funny one. LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER Crosh is here. Crosh, you has a voice for newsprint. LAUGHTER This is episode three. This is not a joke. Crosh told me earlier this week that Umpire's Choice Back is a boring movie. So we're not dealing with someone who understands quality entertainment, come here.

In case you were wondering, um, Croge co-hosted our most downloaded show of all time episode 73, the Adam Corolla show in that show, Croge yelled for an hour straight. No, usually when I do the post production, so I'd like to take out nonsense. I actually had to put in me talking. W-A-T-P.

Grozier loves to take over the show. He thinks W-A-T-P stands for Who are these assholes talking during my podcast? He's the only guy who barks out orders at me. He said, play this clip, but don't put any drops over it. Play these six clips in a row and don't talk. I will see you in court. Oh wait that last that was that crow Let's let's not go and he's brother Joe No one works harder on the show than Joe. Oh wait, I read that one. No one makes me work harder and post the show Joe than Joe. Oh wait, I read that wrong.

No one makes me work harder in post the Joe. His stuttering leaves me with more cleanup to do than the maids responsible for Mandalay Base 32nd floor. Oh my god. A couple of weeks ago, I lost Joe abandoned 10 clips that he had spent hours pulling together. He lost confidence faster than a music fan at a Corey Feldman concert I'm glad Chris was here. He had a leave and I'm glad he was here You always need someone around who makes your alcoholism seem less raging

Oh shit, well this has been this has been fun everybody. I'm starting to think I'm not the goat now Well, this has been this has been fun everybody. I'm starting to think I'm not the goat now Yeah, I don't know I was trying to come up with it I was trying to figure out what the goat should stand for Shoes 18 just does not meet a lot of different things Maybe you got me about fingers up it out before I do the post So Kevin Yes, what did we do today? We reviewed a shitty show. I don't know

We reviewed a shitty show. We played clips from people who sent in clips. We listened to some song parodies Carl can Kevin took you any preparation for this either. I didn't do any prep, I'm sorry, I pulled out the shitty corporate commander. Yeah, this was not one of our better ones. So you know what that means? You need this title for... The teaser! The teaser!

The teaser! That's right. Everyone's favorite part of the show. It's the part where we play a clip from next week's episode to tease the show that we'll be reviewing. Next week, because we're not at our 100 years, we're going to continue on and do even more episodes. How do teasers work, Carl? Tell me.

Well, what happens is... Fuck you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's the first guy to break my heart. I can have a chance to make a gig as she did I Spent you more because you kept it on it. He doesn't That is a lot You can never say you are so you kept it on it like I read the whole person to keep it on it with me in String for that's emotion me on other hand one of them women what I don't know I mean, what I don't know won't hurt me. Heh. Ha ha ha. This is a show called Girl Talk with two real and twice as nice. Girl, there was a guy on there.

There was a guy out there. I understood the last sentence and 100, I didn't it? That's it. So this was a suggestion that came in from a listener Nick Bailey who also is the host of a podcast called fan counters. He does a show where they interview celebrities about times that they've had encounters with fans. And he wanted to co-host a show and he wanted to review this show specifically. So we're going to have Nick on the show next week and we'll be reviewing Girl Talk with two real and twice as nice. I got to tell you the production is just through the room.

I don't even know if we're gonna find anything to make fun of with this show. It's gonna be tough. Carl, I don't need to stab you before you try and put this out of its misery. Did you not say that there was one star review? Yes, I totally fucking, I'm pulling it up right now. Sorry, yes. Let's read some more reviews before we close this up. So I will tell you that we got just yesterday a five star review.

It doesn't happen very often, but from time to time, someone listens to the beginning of the show and says, oh, fucking do that. He's shut the fuck off about it he-he review but I have to read this I never read the five-star reviews this one's funny the uh subject line is hard nips and the body of it is my nips are hard now five stars which is great

I hope it's a girl. We got a, I doubt it. We got a, a one-star review back on March 27th. With the subject line... And the body is what a worthless crap show. One stars. That's it. And I do have to say that this person's name is no no no. And I went ahead and clicked in to see what other podcasts this person has reviewed. And this person gave the video game bubble shooter a five star review. Wow. Five stars for Panda Pop bubble shooter. So definitely to certainly taste with this with this one Here's one from March 26th that is called unbearable one star heard about it listened Personally did not like there is too much hate in the world and my time is too valuable to waste on a show that does nothing

But tear others down knows from your garbage man not my kind of funny, but not valuable enough to go and post this video. I am so pissed that Rap Report is beating as I was that I heard about it from somewhere. Who knows. Yeah, I don't know. I heard about your show. Would it be a Facebook group? I had a chance. It's fucking people holy shit! Alright, we're coming for you at Rappaport. Yeah, seriously, you're next. We should review his show! Yeah.

You get a lot of people who like to give one-star reviews. Yeah, yeah. Coming over. Guys, I do want to thank you all for being part of this. I haven't had that much fun. Alright, so... We're gonna end the show now. I want to end it on a good note. We was mentioning the Crojan Eye, we're in a band together. We also used to be in another band together called Angel Doesn't Hoffman. We had a song

called Junior High. I'm going to play that, enjoy sleep well every part of me. Don't wanna make me rich Don't wanna work in the nine to five job There's gotta be a better way Don't wanna put a line of time on effort And I just wanna make me pay D-Don't think I'm crazy Nobody wants to work the life away Don't think I'm lazy I'm just starting my friend It's just you two

I'll hang it out And do your house Do it Said it out and do your hospital Saturday, drugs to your kids Trust hanging out and the junior hospital I'll hang it out and do your hospital Go get weed on my two biggest salad But I also sell PCP

Crystal map, only on acid and a core, a ton of E I'll teach him how to pull the tarp and how to roll a blood I'm in the back because the parents picked up a big front Don't try to judge me, I'm fighting for the keep the fire of love Don't hold the grudge place, I'll wait till the 13th and for myself that blow I'll hang it out and tune the house glue, send it to us to your peers I'll tell a man that get in high school, give it grace, several to close by best You know the sun, the dawn And you know so much

And by an extra seat With money you gave And for the time of day now I'm seven drugs to your kids Drugs hangin' out And seven my drugs to your kids It's... Don't think I'm crazy, nobody wants to win the line for weight, don't think I'm lazy, I just started high school There's only drugs to your kids I'm telling them they get in high school Can't wait to settle the proofs my bitch You know the sun and my daughter

You know so much that by an ecstasy With money you gave them For a lunch I'm hanging out Hang in there now now I'm selling drugs to your kids You tell I'm hanging out now now Down down down now I'm selling drugs to your kids I don't normally do this, but I grabbed some clips from before and after we recorded the show. So here are some outtakes from episode 100. Kevin, how much did you prepare for this?

How much did you prepare for this? Since 8 a.m. This morning Guys let's start making the show good at episode 100 okay? Kevin still there yeah Kevin. Still there? Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Great job tonight, man. Yeah, man. Awesome job. That was fun. Hey, so you guys too, man. It was a lot of fun. It made it seem like the show is a lot bigger than it actually is. Well, it's, you know, it's awesome kind of getting everybody together. It felt a lot I don't know if you guys listen to a stern, but it's I felt like the panel show And it would be kind of cool. I don't know if you want it like you know do this every once in a while

Where you kind of get everybody together? I guess it should be interesting to see how this one goes over as far as Feedback and stuff, you know Well episode 112 was also a pretty big milestone Feedback and stuff, you know. Well episode 112 was also a pretty big milestone Guys this poorly rehearsed roast All right, buddy, thank you. Thanks again, man. We'll talk to you soon. Yeah, Take care guys. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye.