Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep102 - Worst. Meatball. Sandwich. Ever.

Episode Date: April 15, 2018

Kevin is back to review a podcast that reviews Yelp reviews. Great premise. How do they do on the execution you ask? Well, if you like middle aged guys who read out loud using silly voices and referen...ces to comedy bits that were popular in the 70s, you would be the first person ever.      Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:38 Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts so that you don't have to. I'm your host, Kara, with me as always is Kevin. Hey, Kevin. Let your mind, our listeners, you can visit us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at whoarethese.com, email the show whtpshowatgmail.com. We're always looking for podcast suggestions. Also, if you agree that we're not the worst human beings to exist in the world, why not give us a positive five star review on iTunes?
Starting point is 00:02:06 Today will be reviewing a podcast called worst meatball sandwich ever a Suggestion from a listener named Matt Kevin and I have both listened to the show separately We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's get into it. Kevin worst meatball sandwich ever We listened to episode 23 that was about the DTW. This is a show that's hosted by Bob and Dave from the IT and the D show.
Starting point is 00:02:35 And the episode that we listened to also featured a guy named Mark Pants who's the voice of mustard onions podcast. Yeah. That's all. I make any sense to what I just said. It did because I was listening in like halfway. I kind of zoned out in the beginning of listening to this show. And I was like, it sounds like there's like 10 people in this room.
Starting point is 00:02:59 And I read the Instagram page and stuff and it's like, oh, there's just two people. And then I found out there was a third person. So I was like, all right, that makes more sense because there's only three people. But holy morning zoo is very morning zooish. I'm gonna start off a little bit different than usual. I'm gonna say there's a few things about the show that I liked a lot.
Starting point is 00:03:23 First off, I really liked the premise. I'm going to play a clip that talks about the premise of episode 23. We decided this would be an amazing time to go and check out the one-star-yelper views from Not only DTW, but United because you have every right in the world to leave it one-star-yelper view. And we have every right to find you, read them, and mock you. Okay. So the premise of the show is they read one-star-yelp reviews and then they goof on the people who wrote those
Starting point is 00:03:55 yelp reviews. I love it. Great premise. Yeah. I agree. I think it's genius, because these people have no fucking lives who get on and bitch about the burger they got at McDonald's. What did you think? What did you think you were gonna eat? It was $8.9 burger. And that's pretty
Starting point is 00:04:10 what the show is. They just, they goof on people for their ridiculous one-star reviews. I mean, love the promise. The other thing I love about this show is they very much keep on task. It doesn't meander. They don't get off into personal information or anecdotes. It pretty much just keeps a good pace. All right, let's read this one, let's read this one and they just go and go and go. It moves along nicely, right? Yeah, I mean, it flows together to the point where you don't even know if they're talking about a new review. Right. They're just, yeah, they're just on it. Like there's, yeah. It moves, it moves very quickly. So those are the things I liked about the show. Let's get into the other things about the show that we should discuss. I want to start with a clip
Starting point is 00:04:56 that sums up the show for me. And can I also listen to an episode number 34 that's a little bit more recent and this show was recorded somewhere at like an event. So there's a bunch of noise in the background and the why they did that. But I thought that this clip right here really sums up the show for me. This is specifically what I kept hearing over and over again. I went here one time never again the food I got wasn't good I'm deaf so I can't even was going out of the background the food wasn't good I was doing that I got nothing All right, so that that clip right there gave me an ISO that I just love. I was doing that.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I got nothing. This show is not them reading Yelp reviews and then making comments about it so much as it is them giving their goofy voices of the people writing the Yelp reviews. It's all just goofy voices. Yeah, they randomly pick, you know, old Western guy to read a review. One of the clips I had to this, see if you can place this impression. It's track one.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I posted a picture below in a photo section literally the worst experience I've ever had any kind of restaurant So have you heard that voice before where does this sound familiar? I Think I grabbed a similar clip is it this is a complaint and was hung up on by a manager I posted a picture below, yeah, so I had this in a clip. I actually have someone who I think it sounds like I think you're gonna disagree with me, but I had, I had, because it's like this. 100% like shit, there's a bunch of shit in the person's mouth, so I had this.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Now you all just sit there and kick your mouth shut. Well, I don't listen to my Britney Spears records. I thought it was Shelley Marsh. Stan sister from South Spark, but I think you have a different idea. Yeah, yeah, if you could play my other, it's 1A. Meg, you need to fulfill your contractual obligations. What are you talking about? All right, Meg.
Starting point is 00:07:21 According to the contract, every night you have to put on my pajamas. My mom's record is 12 seconds. Okay, so again, it's the giant retainer and all the shit that's in the mouth right. And why they have to talk and train to talk over under shit, my mate. This is what these guys do. This is the comedy of the show. This is a comedy show, but the only thing that is supposedly funny are the voices that these guys use to read the Yelp reviews. Yeah, I mean, the Yelp reviews themselves are fucking ridiculous too. I mean, obviously
Starting point is 00:07:54 they're choosing, yes. You know, I mean, the people that are writing these things, like you mentioned before, I just don't understand what compels someone to write a review for. Well, pretty much anything. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. But this guy, they do a lot of imprint. Now, I'm the last person that should be criticizing somebody's impression skills. I'm so glad you're out of this show this week.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Because it is all voices all the time. Yeah. So like I have they do some Here's another character that they do. It's track three and the McNamara terminal at one of the N has gotten rid of the food card Most of their fast food. I attempted to get a quick burger at Gordon Beers But they were way behind it could not guarantee my food before my flight. Yes. This character, whoever that guy is, I can't tell the host apart, but whoever that guy is,
Starting point is 00:08:53 he does a lot of these people in that voice. Right. That seems to be a reoccurring bit. I have a couple examples of it. This is one, I think it's the same voice here. When has Metro Airport become a food dessert? That's dessert, Bob. He's called dessert.
Starting point is 00:09:12 It's one ass. Oh, dessert has two asses. Food dessert. So that's actually really funny because I have to tell you that my wife bought this salsa that was dessert pepper salsa. And I looked at it and I go, why did you buy desert pepper salsa? She has never stopped making fun of me for that.
Starting point is 00:09:32 So I made the exact same mistake that this asshole made. I don't know the difference between desert and desert. I don't know which one has one asked, which one has two. I don't know. How can I possibly know that? I actually, I live in the desert. You live in the desert, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 But I also live in the desert. Yeah, I live in both. Clearly. So here's another clip where the guy is doing the same thing. They kept delaying our flights because we had no stores. And one of the things that you always hear with this voice is the last word in the sentence. He has to drag it out.
Starting point is 00:10:07 That's how you do this voice. You drag out the last word. There's another example. And I think this one's pretty funny because they're talking about, I think it's someone they know. They go, oh, it's Maria. Oh, Maria. And he's like, let me try to do Maria's voice.
Starting point is 00:10:23 I'm going to do my best Maria impersonation. We came in half our 10th and last night had the absolute worst experience. So that's episode 34. And again, it's just the exact same voice. All right, here's my impression here, right? Like, yeah, we know that one. We got it.
Starting point is 00:10:39 We've heard that impression. It's a so, this is so cringey because then I realize that I do this. I disagree. I disagree. I mean, don't you normally do impressions of people specifically, not just random, yelp reviewers? Yeah, I mean, or you know, fictitious characters and, you know, 80ies shitty cartoon villain you do i did know that like like who happened well i don't know if you said for me in a long time but here i am
Starting point is 00:11:14 what is going on here alright okay all right bring it back on the favorites uh... corporate commander read a shitty Yelp review? Yeah, actually, I ain't kind of do. Yeah. All right, let me find one real quick here.
Starting point is 00:11:30 It shouldn't be too hard and good old to some. Some shitty restaurant. Some shitty restaurant. Yeah, let's do what we got here. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Slowest service ever. Quality of the sushi is fine, 4 out of 5.
Starting point is 00:11:50 But the service is 1 out of 5. So you can't enjoy the food. We literally were served food about every 30 minutes. And that's with us put in our next order in right as we got our food. Kind of breast run. So wait a second. We're literally doing the exact show that we're making fun of.
Starting point is 00:12:10 This is what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let me try. Let me get a Yelp review job. I'm not gonna do that. The other thing that these guys do, Kevin, is they, they do try to crack each other up.
Starting point is 00:12:25 And they're talking about the episode we listen to is all about the airport. And these yellow reviews about the airport. And you know, you can only bring on three ounces of any liquid on your carry on, right? So here is the hack airport joke. That fourth ounce of shampoo could really cause damage to somebody.
Starting point is 00:12:44 So you're out. You know, I want to know what's the deal with those peanuts they give you out the airplane, Kevin. You know those tiny little packages of peanuts when you get three peanuts and that thing. And what about what about these guys who are never asked for directions? What's that all about? Like what's the problem, man? Women would ask for directions, but guys,
Starting point is 00:13:06 they just don't want to, and you know, Kevin, I don't know if this guy's never thought about this, but Gilgit's Island, you know, the professor could tear the coconut into a radio, but he couldn't fix a hole in a boat. And what? What's that all about? That's some amazing observations.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You just figured it out. Did you come up with all of those? All of your cell? Yeah, man. I mean, you could only bring out three ounces of water onto an airplane because if you brought four ounces, oh, watch out. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:13:35 And yeah, that is the morning zoo aspect of this show that is depressing. Again, I like the premise. I like these guys, but there are some aspects of this. It's just so douche-chilly. Yeah, I kind of like some of it. I mean, I actually would like the majority, I would say, of the show. I thought the concept is really good. You know, it made me a little self-reflective on the impression side, but the thing that I heard or felt that it was suffering was, it just had too much overtalk. I mean, there's three people
Starting point is 00:14:13 in there and it was, you know, it's hard to kind of know what the hell's going on at times. I have a clip of them reading, and that was the other thing too. Like, they read of them reading. And that was the other thing too. Like they read yell purviews and they are misreading words. Are there stumbling and stuff? And that's like, whatever, I get it because I do the same thing, but whatever. I wanted to be nitpicky.
Starting point is 00:14:38 So, okay. Point number two. Yeah. Cooperate. Cooperate. Cooperate. Not corporate. Which is what she meant. Cooperate. Yeah. Well, which is what you meant.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Cooperate. Yeah. Well, these people need to cooperate. Right. There's a lot of that going on. Explaining how it's spelled out. That was an obvious, well, they were obviously like, you know, that the person misspelled something and they were,
Starting point is 00:15:00 were a goofin' on that, that aspect and stuff. But it's like there was times where they would just stumble over stuff And I understand it is difficult sometimes to read shit. Well You would know anything from anything Carl as I've done many a voiceover for your other projects that No, whatever's in front of me. I will read whatever it's bad or not. So reading read whatever it's bad or not. So reading sentences that people type, they're nonsensical is very difficult to do out loud. You do have to get a running start to make that happen,
Starting point is 00:15:32 but they're very nitpicky. If you spell a word wrong, they'll say, there was too much salt, T-O, much salt. They spelled too wrong. I think, okay, whatever, it's Yelp. I've seen a lot of fucking typos on the Yelp Because this is what we're talking about. I never talked about what a douchebag you are to complain about Medicine chili in an airport. I thought that was the point of this show. I can get behind that that I can get behind
Starting point is 00:15:56 Well, those other things they they know a shitlin about their airport. Oh, yeah, I Yes, right. I mean like they knew like that there wasn't a pizza place and concourse a So all right then let me talk about this because this is on the Detroit network podcast network or something like that They're very much protective of Detroit and Michigan and they're all in and There's this reoccurring thing that keeps happening. I'm gonna play a clip that gets into a couple of things here,
Starting point is 00:16:29 where the guy doesn't know which voice to do, but I don't think they ever do. So I don't even know why he goes through this, but listen to this. Oh! Long airport to avoid. I don't know what shows this voice, but here he goes. Sounds like it.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Flutedale to twice this year and was stranded in Detroit two times. Romulus. All right, so you heard at the end there, the guy goes, Romulus, because these people keep saying that they get stranded in Detroit, but the airport is in the suburbs, which is a place called Romulus. And this comes up again in this quick clip.
Starting point is 00:17:02 But I don't know what I was expecting, is it everything in Detroit after all? Wow. It's Romulus, it's Romulus Bill. Yeah. They get upset when people are pissy about Detroit. And well, you're complaining about Detroit, but you're in Romulus.
Starting point is 00:17:16 It's called the Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport. It's okay to make that mistake. Most airports are not in the middle of the fucking city. It's pretty common. I didn't understand that whole fucking nitpicky desk where they come complaining that it wasn't you're in Romulus. You're not in Detroit. Okay, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:37 We get it. It's fine. Right. Yeah, they're obviously very fiercely protective of their city and stuff. And I get that. I mean, I think I get that. I've lived in a bunch of different cities in the past few years. So I can kind of give a fuck about the cities that I'm in now.
Starting point is 00:17:54 But anyway, I mean, these people, they're obviously very passionate about it. I'm on their podcast to trade Instagram page, and they've got a lot of shit going on even on their on their official page podcast Detroit.com they have they have a ton of shows on there I was really surprised actually how big their network is Is that surprising though doesn't everyone have seven podcasts? Yeah, but I mean they got like
Starting point is 00:18:27 podcast. Yeah, but I mean they got like, yeah, crazy amount. Like they, I don't know. I just thought that that was pretty impressive. They seem to have put together a pretty good little, you know, site of all the stuff that they have. And there's a little bit for everybody. And I, and I feel like I'm fucking advertising for them now. You know, I have to go back to this analogy I make all the time because you and I have been in the rock scene for a long time. We've played in a lot of bands together and in other people's bands.
Starting point is 00:18:54 And this thing happens where your band's not very good knowing gives a shit. So rather than get good and build a fan base in a following, you set up shows where there's 80 bands on the show. So if everyone just brings out two people, we're gonna have 200 people at this fucking show because there's a hundred bands. So you play these shows where nobody gives a shit,
Starting point is 00:19:13 but there's a lot of people there, and you feel like it's a good thing. It's the same thing with these podcast networks. Like none of these shows are popular, nobody listens to them, but if we get 300 shows on our website, then maybe we can get 17 subscribers because someone's mom's gonna be into it.
Starting point is 00:19:27 It's the same kind of idea, right? Yeah, I get that. I'm less of a pro, I guess. I can definitely see your point there. I wanna go back to this thing where the guy wasn't sure what voice to use. It's funny because sometimes they're like right in on it with their,
Starting point is 00:19:43 oh, I'm gonna do this hilarious voice. You guys are gonna love it. And other times, they second guest themselves like this. Tony, I don't know how to do a young sounding cranky millennial voice. So I'm just gonna, oh, you don't know how to do the voice. No shit, sir, oh, no shit. No shit, sir, oh, no fuck me, shit, sir, oh.
Starting point is 00:20:04 And they don't know how to do any voice. None of these guys do good voices. I like that he's like, well, this guy told you, I don't know how to do this guy's voice. Yeah, I know you don't know how to do this guy's voice. You haven't done a single good voice yet. I'm waiting for you to do one good voice.
Starting point is 00:20:18 He's got vocal fry girl. He's got Neil from Family Guy. And he's got Western dude. They're like his voices. Well then, this comes up. The finally have an opportunity to do a voice that's specific to the person and he won't do it. Ming, I'm not going to do cheesy Asian voice, I'm not, because I'm not getting a slapped in suit.
Starting point is 00:20:38 But Ming wants us to know that she hates this airport. I hate this airport. There is no good that can come from flying to DTW. So finally they pick someone who would likely have an Asian accent and the guy just reads a straight. All right, this is what Ming said. Ming said, hey, I don't like this place. Well, just read them all straight then. That was your chance to actually do a goofy voice and you're not gonna do it. I love that they're like that they're going to get sued or something like Asian community.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Right, people are going to get very upset about the show no one's ever heard. What about like what? Don't I know about that? Yeah, that was a really poignant state. We use it to be exact. Exactly. Like, people are like the entire Western speaking,
Starting point is 00:21:24 people are all going to Western speaking, you know, people are all gonna get pissed off too. Like, oh, those sons of bitches up there to try to rip and I own a talking like this when I'm in the airport. You know, right? You think like the millionaire texted would be very upset about some of the, uh, that's the way of dark. Yes, our shit pisses. Yeah. Oh. Oh, where can I get myself a gosh darn beep all sub around here? Yeah. All right. So this is, they start talking about the one guy goes off on this bit that he's pretending he's done before.
Starting point is 00:22:01 And I'll play it and then I'll complain about it. Did the boarding gate notify all of us that they couldn't find or locate our copilot? It was drunk. He was watching the game. That was the best. Have you ever like dressed up like a pilot and then just sat in the airport bar and got and snuckered? Like you can't do that as much anymore.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Or else I'm not funny anymore. Have you ever gotten drunk dressed up as a pilot in the airport? The guy goes, it's not funny anymore. Right, because the man show did it in like 1999. That's it, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That, no, that's not a funny bit anymore.
Starting point is 00:22:46 But it continues. He goes on and that's who's already put out the premise like, oh, remember, you dress like an airline pilot and then like drink at the bar there and that's a funny bit and you're like, okay, yeah, we've seen that. But he's all in. Like dressed up like a pilot and then just sat in the airport bar and got and snuckered. Like you can't do that as much anymore. Or else it's not funny anymore. I'm funny.
Starting point is 00:23:05 No, it's it's not like well because you can't get to the airport bar without an accident. I've worn my toes. I'm also had, but I don't think that it's a ship. I don't think I'm back to you. Back of the good old days, you can just walk into the airport bar dressed up like a pilot and just get in. It was amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:17 That's good. Right there. And then he laughs as Assof at his premise that he didn't come up with. Yeah, it was amazing. You've never done that asshole. You've never done that. That's not a thing you've done. You didn't invent it.
Starting point is 00:23:33 You have never done it. It was a funny bit. A TV. You saw it. And you know, you're pretending as if you came up with this premise. And then there's this. At least the man show is only 20 years old. This fucking throwback.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I don't know who is enjoying this little bit. Fran W of Detroit Metropolitan Airport, DTW replied and said, we are sorry to hear this. I have taken your review and afforded to the appropriate management. Thank you for making aware of this, Fran W. I give you, I will give you 20 real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man.
Starting point is 00:24:16 I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. Kevin, they're laughing about the Willy Tomwin bit. That's from 1976. I'm not getting about that. They're giggling about Willy Tomwin. He fucking kidding me. Yeah, and then is that time we got this, the black friend of ours and he, uh, dressed up as a white guy. Remember that he went there and saw, well, the treatment would be like, if he was a white guy, acting, you know, acting as a white guy. You can't do that anymore, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Can't do that anymore. That's funny though. Yeah, we used to do that every week. That was great. Yeah. I think his name was Eddie Murphy if I'm not correct. I, that was our friend, right? I, I think you saw that on television 42 years ago. I could be a rock. Yeah. I love their reviews.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Now, their iTunes reviews are pretty interesting. So they only have 10 total reviews. And they have an average of four out of five star total. So one of the bad ones. Oh, that's a lot. Must be nice. It's a positive feedback podcast. Woohoo. There. It says, sounds like a wacky AM radio show. This isn't funny or wacky. Just annoying people talking.
Starting point is 00:25:46 That's one of the reviews, one star. Another, another long one here. This is, this is an interesting one. I gotta believe it's somebody that they know says worst podcast ever, W-U-R-S-T. Okay. November 16th. I have been listening to this show for 10 years and it jurist keeps getting worst and worst.
Starting point is 00:26:08 I don't know who put these people on the radio but they are horrible all caps. The grammar is atrocious. They're vulgar. They're PHRE. So it's like I think that they're playing on some of the like whoever wrote this is playing on the fact that they pick all these little words because they were intentionally misspelling them all definitely. Yeah, it says at the end here, so I will not ever return to listening to this show ever update for 2017. I am still listening to them. They are still not funny. Okay, that's either one of the hosts or one of their buddies, for sure.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Full of inside jokes that people always love to read on iTunes reviews. Give me the inside jokes, that's what I always say. I wanna know what's put out of this podcast. Tell me, should I don't understand and we'll never understand, that would be great. Right. We share that with me.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Kevin, I did put together a compilation because of the two episodes I listened to, these two or three guys went through all of these hilarious voices that we've been talking about. Here's a quick compilation of all the voices that you might have heard and cracked up at. She did not say sorry off from the alternative location or smile. Horrible security coming back into the US, flying as stressful enough without starving. This occurred at the Detroit DTW in parentheses.
Starting point is 00:27:37 All of us fought and fought with spirit manager Omar. If you fly AA. DTW does not fly out on time. Now, and the way you said the following. FluDil to twice this year and was stranded in Detroit two times. Mr. A.B. who would like you to know the security guards of the West. It would have been nice to receive an apology. You want to know what's amazing, folks?
Starting point is 00:27:57 The staff is nice, but the ball is terrible. They kept delaying our flights because we had no sturdas. They said about four to five bites of actual meat. It was more a mess than a hit. What a mistake, Burke. First, you help offer a thousand points to make a reservation here. This place sure isn't what it used to be. I'm deaf, so I can't even go out of the background.
Starting point is 00:28:20 She also stayed in the cookie when he was fine. Even they wouldn't eat the food. Haha. Haha. BTW. This is my first review I've ever posted. So that's saying something. Absolute worst experience. Holy shit. Most of those voices are just embarrassing. Haha. Oh my god. It's like a fucking hanging out with a rich little.
Starting point is 00:28:45 So you might have heard him. I don't know, it's not on the two of that. Is it? Is it hanging out with a rich little? I don't know. What are you doing with that? I got nothing. Oh god. I got nothing. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:29:05 You might have heard him try to do a Ernie impression from Burton Ernie. Yeah, yeah. All right. This is from the episode 34. He hears that the guy's name is Ernie. So he has to do this. I'm going to hop down to Ernie. I love it.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Ernie. Oh, Bert. Nobody Bert Ernie. It's like I feel like I have to do the. I'm gonna hop down to Ernie. There. I love it. Ernie, over. Nobody burned Ernie. It's like, I feel like I have to do the review in this voice now. Please, don't hurt. I would normally go across the street to the sushi place, but since the weather was bad,
Starting point is 00:29:35 decided to go to the loon cafe. Time to quit talking. Oof. That one dropped from that fucking show. I know. That fucking whatever it was like that horror show or whatever. When they're not doing terrible stupid impressions, they are making poop jokes like this one. Liz got poopies.
Starting point is 00:30:00 She did. From movie river. It was a rough night. Yeah. Who peace she did from moon river is a rough night Here's here's one from the episode that you and I both listen to episode 23 and again This is just hilarious poop jokes because a lot of people on yelp complain about restaurants because it gives them diarrhea And so these guys are like, oh boy, tie for the diarrhea jokes. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Which means she went with poop a butt, and that means toilet paper. I tore her head, puking out. She pooped and didn't wipe. And then... I Was that from man cow no dude that is from our friends Scott Todd oh The only thing I could think of when I was on this show Kevin? If you remember back in the Jack Totem over days of ONA, they would play the Scott and Todd show.
Starting point is 00:31:08 And you had this, you know, Scott Shannon, who's a legend, he had this guy, Todd Penningill. And this fucking guy was such a goddamn hack and he would do these Craig calls where he had all these different shitty voices. These guys reminded me of Todd. Here's a couple examples of Craig calls from from Todd from the Scott Todd morning show. Yes, acoustic hearing service.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Yeah, my name is Wendell Clump. Yes. Hello? Yes, how can I help you? I was in your place the other day and I was for-infitted for a hearing aid by Miss Maaman. Miss No Man? Yeah. Wendell. What what one minute put hello. Yes, window Holy shit this fucking hack so that whole prank call the joke is his hearing aid doesn't work
Starting point is 00:31:56 So for four and a half minutes the guys going what? Huh? What did you say? Holy shit? Here's another example of this fucking Todd and his amazing voice talent. BEEP You're gonna stay too late for writing this is Dennis speaking to help you? Yes, hello to whom are you? This is Dennis. Well great. This is Abdul Kohayam.
Starting point is 00:32:18 And I used to speak with a live person instead of a crazy machine with a problem for which I am a victim. Of course, this guy ripped off the jerky boys non-stop. Yeah, it's gonna say it sounds like he's just like doing a shitty jerky boys impression. Well, you remember listening to these from Jack Tober, right? Yeah, I do not. Now that you mention it. Yeah. Because I remember they used to play that. Yeah, but I'm a do do do do do do do do do do. Oh my god. I don't know why this is not been part of w-a-t-p until now He would have known this bits with that as if it's like okay now it's time to laugh everybody. It's just got really funny oh uh...
Starting point is 00:33:07 uh... uh... uh... uh... here's one more you know these guys when it was an Asian person named Meng that like what that touch and that well guess what Todd is not scared.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Hello, can I help you, sir? Who is this? This is George the salesman. Can I help you? I got made up of the purchase I made from your store yourself, the Lou. Pardon? I've got a major problem with the purchase I made from your store yourself, the Lou. Yes, but after you were here, I took my dollar, Ming-Kia, all for a frozen yoga, that T-C-B-Y, and until you place for no VCR. Okay, I take back what I said before. I'm glad they didn't do the Asian oppression.
Starting point is 00:33:53 That's just painful to listen to and so racist. Yeah. Fucking asshole. Fucking asshole. Todd is. You know the worst part about this is that YouTube now thinks I'm a huge Todd fan, but I think Todd is hilarious. You know I can give you the suggested videos down the right hand side.
Starting point is 00:34:11 It's just all fucking Todd prank calls now. Like I just want to watch live ween videos, but no, it's just fucking Todd prank calls. YouTube's like this guy's all the way to Todd. He thinks he's hilarious. Like fuck. It's algorithm. They're working against me All right, I got a few more clips that I want to play for you Kevin. Here's a voice We probably didn't hear from episode 23 this is from 34 and this is when someone's larger set
Starting point is 00:34:38 This is what they think someone sounds like this to me sounds like a like one of these type of people big lady Problems I should have reread my review from last year and not order the short ribs again Does that sound like a big ladies voice to you? No, it sounds like a Fucking the guy from Anchorman What's the fucking guy from Anchorman. What's the fucking guy from Anchorman? Whammy sounds like him I didn't even pick that up. It's just something like an asshole making a shitty fat guy voice I'm a big fat guy voice like any you want to know shit I don't know if the back guys voice sounds like that's here. Hey, I'm a big fat guy
Starting point is 00:35:24 I'm a big big fat guy. This is a fat guy voice. And if you want to hear what a fat woman voice sounds like, I'll put Rosanne in and post. Alright here's another thing that they do in the episode I listened to Kevin. So it's bad enough that they're doing impressions of every single yelp reviewer and a different weird shitty voice that's uncomfortable to listen to. Then they get to this person named Caroline and decide it's time to start singing. And this, this is rough. Oh, here we got Caroline from Sterling.
Starting point is 00:35:55 She's a local. She's singing sweet Caroline. She's in sweet Caroline. She's singing sweet Caroline. We came here on a weeknight. There was only one chef on hand. Buh, buh, buh. I believe our waiter was forced to tell us.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Uh-oh, Ray Tart Alert. Ray Tart Alert class. He goes, her name is Caroline. Should I say it? The answer is no. The answer is always no. Should I sing it? Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Please, please do not do that. So this guy, that little clip that I just played Kevin, that's just the beginning. This guy's all in. He's like, oh, I've discovered something here. I'm onto something. So he continues on singing. And I end this clip where the other host goes,
Starting point is 00:36:41 okay, that's enough. I think we're good. Darn it. That's it. That's it. think we're good so good so good so good the Michigan Power Rose was pretty good but it tasted like the power was sitting in the crack weddle there all right. All right, enough. Okay. So you heard that guys, like, you know, he was playing along, he was doing the so good, he was singing the lyrics, and then he's like,
Starting point is 00:37:11 all right, that's enough. The other host did not agree that that was enough. He continued on, and here is even more of the sweet Caroline review. Duh, duh, duh, duh. For the long dinner ways ways the turtle cheesecake was good but not a couple go back to all right I'm done thank you thank you sweet Carolina all apologies to Neil Diamond first time I sang a review as amazing
Starting point is 00:37:37 they actually worked in a couple minutes actually it was good That actually worked no it definitely did not work it was it did not work it was very good review and in a song what's a what's a good a girl's name song oh come out okay one How about Julia got me Yeah, good one. How about uh, ju-ju-ju-ju-lu-ya. Got me on the ball. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Whoa. Oh. Is that a bad example? Yeah, yeah, maybe. I was thinking like, Gloria. Like that, you know. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah, there you go. She gave me one star, Gloria. So I don't know anything but the chorus. So that doesn't really work. She gave me one star. Oh yeah. So I don't know anything but the chorus, so that doesn't really work. But I did find another review that I want to read. I'm going to see if I'm going to read it in. I don't know. What kind of voice should I read it in?
Starting point is 00:38:39 In honor of this meatball podcast. All right. In honor of this meatball podcast, I want to hear what Nicholas Cage thinks about this restaurant that he went to. All right. I'm giving it two stars because the appa- I'm giving it two stars because the appetizer macaroni and cheese bites were very good.
Starting point is 00:38:58 I had the calzone for my main meal. The bread on the calzone was very bland, not really any taste to it. The sun-dried tomatoes were missing that tangy taste. Lastly, the cookie dessert sucked. It was very hard and dry. I'm very picky about my food. This place was not good. Well, at least their calzones are at the best, and their cookies are a no-no, not coming here again. On a positive note, the service was good.
Starting point is 00:39:29 I think you're on to something. Nick Cage reads Yelp Reviews should be your next podcast. Cage on Yelp. Yeah. All right, so I did something Kevin, an anticipation that you would be all over doing voices on reviews. I sent you some recent WATP reviews.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I just emailed this to you. Check your email. These are recent reviews for WATP that I definitely want to hear different characters. I want you to go at random, whatever you think is right, to read through some of our one-ser reviews on iTunes for WATP because they continue people. We're still one of the most poorly reviewed podcasts in the history of podcasting. All right. Trying to get it to open.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Why you're pulling that up? Let me just play this. Baal. I'm in the kitchen. Now I'm in the kitchen. I'm trying to get another love of the fuck. All right. Cheers. Ba-da-ba-ba-'m gonna pick a different level of the fuck. All right. Cheers.
Starting point is 00:40:26 But, uh, but, uh, but, uh, but. That's fuck. All right. Wow, they support God. All right, here we go. All right, I've got the file. I am going to read this first one here is going to be an old, a deep poll from WATP history.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Leon? No, no, no, this isn't. He was a one-off character that came to visit us once. Here we go. I get it. You don't like other podcasts. Every show you listen to was shit in your eyes. Maybe if you guys were successful podcasters yourselves, you could pass judgment when I listen to your 100th episode and you all saw like you live in your Bob's basement. I know that you don't. You sure saw like you do. Do me a favor and quit with the autism jokes. A sad thing is even if a podcast isn't good, somewhat interested in invested time to create it. Do you really have to tear everything else apart? Dude, you and your bio to misfits are weak.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Oh, that was that fucking clone that hung out with you that one time. Yeah, that was Dorkles. Dorkles, the clone. Dorkles, the clone. That was a good read. Yeah, this person dorkles. Dorkles, the clown. Dorkles, the clown. That was a good read. Yeah, this person is upset that, well, first off, quit with the autism jokes
Starting point is 00:41:52 because apparently that's all we do is autism jokes. Every episode is just packed full, more autism jokes per minute than any other podcast you'll ever listen to. It's all we do. And then this asshole talks about, you know, people put a lot of time and effort into their podcast. Yeah, well guess what?
Starting point is 00:42:10 They shouldn't put it on the internet. That's the fucking problem. That's where the disconnect happens. If your podcast is garbage, keep it to yourself. Don't put it up on the internet. Because that it becomes public. And that's when we pounce. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:42:24 All right, Kevin, I got some more on here for you. A couple shorter ones. All right. Let's see. What else we've. I like that this person. I'm getting back to this person that you just read. He said, uh, he listened to our one-hundredth episode and it sounds like you live in your mom's basement. And he says, I know you don't, but it sounds like you do. And it sounds like you live in your mom's basement and he says I know you don't but it sounds like you do That's actually one of the fucking funnier lines On the review you can just love to that you sound like you live in your mom's basement He's like but honestly, I think you guys probably have careers in your own houses and you know, that's cool too But I just it just sounds like maybe you still live with your parents was my point I guess what I'm trying to say is I know you don't live with your parents
Starting point is 00:43:03 But it'd be a funny goof if I was like you guys live with your parents still right anyway moving on stop making autism All right, what else we got I Was helping this would push them below too that was Another yeah, that one's funny. He gave us one star and Another one that came that one's funny. He gave us one star and the title of that review is 2.0 out of 5.0
Starting point is 00:43:32 Hoping that we would get below a two of if this fucking asshole gave us a one star review I'm gonna get them so far down The people are gonna think twice about us into this podcast. Well, I thought it was a 2.1 But it's a 1.9 that I'm not going to waste my time with this nonsense. All right, moving on. We got another one here. All right. Two immature dudes passing judgment and making fun of people, hard work, and pawning it off as a comedy.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Ironically, it's very childish. Yet the podcast to himself revived some backlash. He revived, he revived some backlash for his poor taste in humor and was surprised. He was dealing with quote unquote kids. Wow. Now that was funny. If you like to waste your life time in life, then this is the podcast for you. They literally have no value. They bring nothing to the table, but negativity. Like I always said, I said, lol. I do like that. I read a lot. I read LOL as lol. Lol. I agree with everything that person says. All right,
Starting point is 00:44:38 moving on. The next one is titled more on. All right. What do we got here? This one's good. I think this is a a woman treesily is the name. It appears they have a worse rating than the podcast they make von Of. Bunch of it yet. Is that? Oh shit. What, what's his name? I'm not baskets. Like I think of his name. Well, he's got a little bit more southern twang. All right, and his voice, but yeah. It would be a little bit more like this.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Maybe you can read the last one there as, what is his name, Dale, Dale from baskets? You know, the last one is Dale. These guys are why there are so many issues in America. They are enforcing the idea of making fun of others and bringing them down, especially on topics that have no room for this time to kind of talk. Grow up. They are enforcing the idea of making fun of others.
Starting point is 00:45:41 I don't think he knows what enforcing means. Yeah. I don't think that means what you think it means. I don't think he knows what enforcing means. Yeah, I don't think that means what you think it means. I don't think so. We are what's wrong with America, everybody. That might be our new tagline. W-A-T-P. What is wrong with America?
Starting point is 00:45:57 Well, thank you for reading some of our reviews. We worked it into the show somehow. Yeah, somehow, somehow I've done done I've done even more equally bad Brushes than the folks at the meatball package. Oh, I can't wait for I can't wait for the reviews to come out as people These guys make fun of people who make it voices and then they just go ahead and make voices I just make she the voice to I even ISO is perfect for this I still it's perfect for this All right, Kevin I have a couple more clips that I want to play this one I call trying
Starting point is 00:46:32 very fucking hard Santa's part is watching only go looking to see Chima. We did last night women finally a talk about the restaurant Find a way to get boxes Sorry, I'm going to some part day for a bill at a couple manager plus a table and joke Maria Maria Why is a part day for a bill and a couple manager plus a table and joke? Re-map. Maria. Maria. Maria. Sorry, Maria. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:55 He gets very worked up on that read, and I don't know what he said. I couldn't understand it. Yeah. Why were they, like I saw on there, well, I was stalking them on Instagram and I saw that they're at some, like Comic Con or some convention or something.
Starting point is 00:47:11 And why would you do this podcast live from like a convention like that? Oh, because you need a lot of attention. I was thinking the exact same thing. They're literally just on the floor of this convention. They start out the show by saying, we're at this blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I've already done a round.
Starting point is 00:47:31 I've walked around. There's some cool things going on. Okay, let's get into it. So there's no reason for them to be there. It's like they're pulling people in and having them guess with them. They're just there doing their show. So people walk by and be like,
Starting point is 00:47:44 oh, what are these guys doing? We're podcasts, sirs, thanks for asking. Did you ever heard of our podcast? Would you like to know about it? It's like, no, why are you guys here? Go back to your basement.
Starting point is 00:47:55 What are you doing? It's so amazing. It's weird. Like I feel like if you were going to do that show, you would, like you said, like try to pull people in or like, you know, maybe do a show about what you're seeing at the, and that's a whole point of doing a remote, it would be to kinda interact with it in some way,
Starting point is 00:48:15 but they just like did their exact show add another location, which is odd. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. When I first saw that they had live shows, I thought, oh, these guys have a big audience. They actually get people coming to the shows. I'm thinking about how did this get made, where they'll sell out a theater. They'll actually sell out a theater for two shows in a row and have all these people come in and participate in the show. I'm thinking,
Starting point is 00:48:37 oh, wow, these guys have someone going on. They're doing live shows. No. They're just literally in a place where there's other people. Like, it's like, Kevin, if you and I just went to the mall and just plop down at the fucking food court, it's a recording of podcasts. Like, here we are at the mall, nice to Arby's. We're going to do our podcast now. Like, what are these fucking losers doing? Can you guys just do that somewhere else? It's not even a good place to do it because it's just fucking background noise.
Starting point is 00:49:01 It's annoying. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's what I, what he may not does. He fucking hangs out in a cafe and records his podcast. Why? Maynard goes somewhere. I can't like the idea of doing a show in the mall. I think that would be pretty cool. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Do I still have that background sound? I don't think I have it on my board anymore.
Starting point is 00:49:26 WI to play, we're here everybody. We're next to the Wetzel's pretzels kiosk. We're doing our show here. Stop down, we will ignore you because we will not be talking about anything that's happening in the mall. We're just here for the background noise everybody. Hey Kevin, it looks like they're bringing in a grandfather clock is for sale.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Yep, yep, they're gonna pop a grandfather clock down right next to us here. This is odd that they would try to sell this in the mall. That's very weird. I love how you crowbar it in the sound effect and then made it try to make it work. It's weird that our mic is picking this up so well. The mic was right inside this grandfather clock. Oh, now someone's gonna pour a soda over ice because we are in the food court. Here they are pouring that soda.
Starting point is 00:50:20 I forgot to mention, we are across from the store. I love clock Very very popular here at the mall We'll try to you know talk over the clock sounds and the fizzing of soda from the wetsos pretzel Oh wait hold on Kevin, I don't mean it dropped you But hey look it right there. There's Fred flitz. Oh see if we can grab me a friend Son of a bitch. He's so fast. He's so fast. Oh, we don't trust him on his foot. Oh Geez, friend. Oh, so cool. I was he playing. Why was he playing with those giant comical Tutan weights Kevin, let's go on to the parking lot. He was going out there. Oh
Starting point is 00:51:07 parking lot he was going out there oh he's in a hurry huh that guy must he was here for the specials over at JC penny oh god damn it I have the worst fucking soundboard right now for what we're doing anything that makes any sense for this shit it's it's oh we're here we're backstage here at the prices right now. Oh, no. Yeah, this is not working. Yeah, I got to put the the wet cave and the shopping mall clips back up my salad board. I got one more clip. This is again. He's like, I'm not sure which voice to use and then use the same voice you know i'm not quite sure what voice to use for kinesha who looks like a kasha
Starting point is 00:51:54 it looks like she wants to be kasha uh... the crab cakes were bland and that the same voice that you always use? Yeah, I can't really get down on somebody too bad for this since I just read five reviews and it basically the same fucking voice. So fair enough.
Starting point is 00:52:17 What did you think about the sign off for the show? I thought it was kind of weird way to sign off. It was a pro. I have a version of that that it's number five. Do us all favor try that worst meatball sandwich that one guy on Yelp ever had see us soon beat it Yeah, I actually kind of liked that see you soon. It's beat it I was down with that. That was funny. I mean, it's no sleep well every pony, but it's It's pretty good. You know, I've been thinking about that. I it's no sleep well every pony, but it's pretty good. You know, I've been thinking about that.
Starting point is 00:52:46 I've been saying sleep well every pony since we did the Brony podcast. Right. Back a couple of years ago. Does anyone know why I say sleep well every pony? Do I know why I say that? I have no clue anymore. I feel like was that there, Sina?
Starting point is 00:53:01 It was. I think I should change it to beat it. Beat it. All right, Kevin, you got one more clip on the board. I think I should change it to beat it. Beat it. All right, Kevin, you got one more clip on the board. Do you want to play it? Yeah, this was just one of the folks on the show here. It's just something I can relate to. They were talking about escalators.
Starting point is 00:53:19 So I'm a fat lazy fuck, right? But I would never complain about escalators. I thought this was actually pretty funny, so like, it's like, thank God for escalators. That's all I gotta say. That's coming from a fat guy, do another fat guy. That's, the Yelp reviews, the Yelp reviews are ripe for comedy because these people say ridiculous things.
Starting point is 00:53:41 That's why I was disappointed in the execution of the show because you could have taken things like that and this person's complaining about the escalators. You just have to stand there. What are you complaining about? This is literally the most luxurious thing about the day and age that we live in. It's just transporting you up to the place you need to get to with you putting in zero effort. This person's complaining about it on Yelp. The problem with the show and if I could give a little bit of advice here is they could pick and choose the Yelp reviews and find some funny angles and get some takes on it
Starting point is 00:54:14 rather than just, I'm gonna read this in my crazy pirate voice! Hey! Shiverbeat Timber! That's like, okay, I get I've as gets old pretty fucking quick My god that crazy pirate voice is fucking that need I'm a crazy pirate voice guy is like a Texan pirate I don't know where I was going with that a first give me some steak and some barbecue yonder Yeah, then walk the plank y'all, matey
Starting point is 00:54:47 Walk the plank to some steak and barbecue Oh boy So that would be my advice is they can literally instead of just reading every once a review for a restaurant They could pick out funny ones are it's almost like the reverse But I'm gonna say it again. How did this get made? Does the second opinion, what's it come? Second opinions.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Yeah, yeah. Which is great. Which is great because they talk about how movie sucks and then they read the five star reviews for that movie. But these guys could literally just pick out things that are really funny and goof on them because there are onesstar reviews for everything. You can go to Amazon products, restaurants,
Starting point is 00:55:29 anything that there is a thing for, there's people bitching about it, which is absurd. I think they're on to something, it's a great premise. Anyway, I don't know how to tell them how to do their show, they're probably more popular than we are. We have about 210 one-star reviews. Well, that what I was going to say. What if there was an off shoot of WATP, which was just two guys doing goofy voices reading the one star reviews for this show? I think we just did. I think we just did the pilot episode of that. Hey, it's Bill and Phil from IT in Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Hi guys. Hey guys. Y'all right, it's the pirate too. This is our character. Holy shit. Our show is so fucking ridiculous. And it's crazy to me. We do this ridiculous immature silly
Starting point is 00:56:27 show that no one should take seriously. And then there's these people who take it very seriously for some fucking reason. And are just continuing to troll us and make threats. I have to play this clip, Kevin. It's just unbelievable to me. There's a person. So just a backup real quick. People know about the drama that's going on around the show, a lot of fun stuff. People listen to the show just to be offended and outraged and get pissed off. So there's a clip that's going around online, taking out a context of myself and Doug from who's right, and just making a quick one-off kind of joke about whatever. The unfortunateness of someone with autism having bad things happen to them, which wasn't
Starting point is 00:57:19 about anyone specifically, it was just a fucking throw away joke, but people have really Lost the context of what that was and what we were trying to do and and the joke there and Kevin You're not gonna believe this smug asshole who sent me this Voice mail this is just the most Smug thing anyone's ever sent me I can't get enough of it Hi, yeah Carl honey say listen there buddy. You don't know who I am but yeah I got a 14 second clip of your voice. Yeah I'm making fun of a child that was raped with autism. Tell me that ain't you would you?
Starting point is 00:58:01 Actually matter of fact it's all over the place. I just kind of wondered if that was you. Did you make an apology to that family that you thought that was so funny about them being raped? Their daughter being raped. Anyway, Carl, why don't you get back with me here on the Facebook or whatever to let me know what's going on. You know, that's a little disturbing carol. People don't find that funny. You know what I'm saying, baby?
Starting point is 00:58:34 That's not a good thing. All right, let me know there's sweetheart what you're doing. I'm giving you a chance to explain yourself there's sweetheart. Ah, isn't that nice? You're giving me a chance to explain myself. There's a lot of terms of endearment in there. I know. Is it the fucking most sweet heart and baby and... Come on, baby, come on, come on, sweet heart, come on, darling, come on.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Just this? Just that back here. You're getting voicemails from people now? Wow, Kevin, I don't even scratch the surface of the harassment that's been going on. You're so lucky you left the show Yeah, Jesus Yes, you did sir Oh, by the way, you're co-hosting this week. Yeah, good luck with that. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Oh boy
Starting point is 00:59:18 Great. Sorry about that buddy Yeah, I just thought that was hilarious. Here is this Throw away joke that dog fucking just sad real quick and now it's turned into a real person and a real it's that I do apologize to a fucking family about. And come on sweetheart, you gonna apologize to that fake family that doesn't exist? I had this thing that didn't happen happen. Like oh yeah, I'm gonna get right on that you fucking retard. Holy shit. It's unbelievable. This is, how did this turn into this, Kevin? We started this couple of years ago.
Starting point is 00:59:49 We're just gonna goof on jerks. And now it's turned into this. I don't know what happened. I don't know, yeah, I don't know. I think it's missing, I think you're missing shitty impressions on your show. I think that that's what it needs to be. So if you, if you do it as a character,
Starting point is 01:00:03 maybe people don't get so offended. People are taking a seriously, because there are goals, isn't on the show, I think that that's what it needs to be. So if you're doing it as a character, maybe people don't get so offended. People are taking a seriously, because dorkles isn't on the show. Dorkles. That's exactly right. Because we don't have people, you don't have people calling them and be like, I am a, I work for the clown guild.
Starting point is 01:00:18 And this is not appropriate to talk about clowns. We do not have clowns are called dorkles. I don't think. I don't think those would be in a fizz of name. I don't think dorkles is even a real clown. I have a feeling it's one of them their characters that Kevin comes up with. Yeah. So Kevin, we've talked about a lot.
Starting point is 01:00:35 We made, we had a really great review of Worse and Meatball sandwich ever. We read some recent W ATP reviews. We listened to some lunatic, call me sweetheart for a while. So you know what that means, Kevin. What is it mean, girl? I didn't mean this so far.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Oh, Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. He actually got the Jesus. The Taser. That's right, Jesus. The Taser. The Taser. Jesus, Jesus. Gary, are you familiar with this bet? You know this part of the show? The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Kevin, are you familiar with this bet? You know this part of the show? A little bit. Yeah, I remember it. So this is the part of the show, in case you forgot, where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week. We call it the teaser.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Oh, all right. That's a short clip. It's just a short clip. All right. Well, Kevin, here called the teaser. Oh, all right. It's just a short teasing. All right. Well, Kevin, here's the thing we're not going to actually review this podcast now because then it wouldn't be a tease. It would be the actual show. This is just a tease of what we will be doing. Huh. Yeah. It's, uh, it's an interesting concept you should know. Yeah, I invented it. I invented the idea of the of the teas Are we done with this bit? No, is that yeah, I think I think that's probably All right, here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week All right, this is Michael Rappaport a K the Jake Lamata of podcast a K the Jeff Rappaport, AK the Jake Lamata of podcasting, AK the Jeff Ruland of podcasting, AK the Gringo Mandingo, I'm here with G Moody, who's last name rhymes with duty the three-time
Starting point is 01:02:10 podcast co-host of the year. Yep. Friday night edition, primetime Friday night fights edition of the I Am Rappaport stereo podcast. We're doing it rough, rugged, and raw. Me and G Moody back to basics, fundamentals only. I'm out in Los Angeles at the Gloom Toom Studios. He coveted world famous Gloom Toom Studios. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:37 I love watching you play the air bass. That bass line. All right, this is a podcast called I Am Rapaport. This was brought to our attention by our friend Emily. This podcast, Kevin, has 41,000 people who have rated it. Holy shit. 41,000 customers have gone on to iTunes and said, I want to give this a star rating of those 41,500 people
Starting point is 01:03:08 36,000 have given it a one star review Wow, it's amazing Holy shit, I didn't I didn't think there was any shows that had that many ratings at all I know, but I know know. It's unbelievable. So this show, we're going to listen to episode 410. And let me tie with the title of this episode is. Do you have a minute? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:35 OK, it's called a veggie bleeding burger slash cavernic versus the unwritten rules of the NFL slash NYK next head coach slash 2018 NBA playoff prediction slash sick fucks of the week. It's pretty much the show description is the title for the fuck it's like we don't even listen to it. Right everything that happens in the show is already in the title. I think we got it. Anyway, Michael Rappaport, who is a famous something or other, I know him for playing fantasy football. I don't know. Has he done other things besides that? I've
Starting point is 01:04:16 not sure. I actually love them. You have your true romance. You ever seen that movie? Yeah, of course. Yeah, he's great in that movie. He's great in that movie. He's very, very good in that. He's good in Copland. Okay. He's he's, yeah, he's he is a famous actor, I believe, is what he's known for. But any who, we're gonna be listening to I Am Rappaport and that should be a fun show next week.
Starting point is 01:04:40 And you know why it should be a fun show next week? Why is that? I don't know either. I don't know. What? Well, be any good. Why do you want to listen to that? What a terrible tease. You know, the whole point of the tease here is people should be excited about it and now we just played this clip and people like, oh shit, I got to listen to a show that 36,000 people think sucks. Well, there are some people who do have that impression. Yeah. Like, oh, I have to listen now because I have to write a fucking shitty review or I had to leave a voicemail or something I'm forced to listen to rap report to
Starting point is 01:05:13 Yeah, this is true. This is true. Well Kevin. Thank you so much for coming back on the show. Sure. It's been a it's been a blast catching up with you Thanks for having me. It's good to be back. Hopefully I don't receive a bunch of hate mail and things. I tried to keep it even keel here and not going into waters that were taboo according to listeners. So we'll see. Yeah, I mean, that's a really good strategy to have. What's not offended anyone on the internet? Yep, that'll be no problem at all. I'm sure there will be a single person on the internet
Starting point is 01:05:51 who will be offended by anything that you said. Oh, shit. Anything you want to plug, Kevin? There's nothing I need to plug. So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode we'll out once and for all who are these podcasts Sleep well and beat it every pony Du gehst das Schädchen, gehst das Fakt. Thanks a lot, Carl. You know, who are these?
Starting point is 01:07:00 Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. RRA TV

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