Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep103 - I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast

Episode Date: April 22, 2018

This week we review a show that somehow has a worse iTunes rating than WATP. Andy is in the studio while Joe calls in to talk about his new vegetarian lifestyle and breathe heavily into the phone.  I Am Rapaport is hosted by Michael Rapaport, a guy who's famous enough to hang out with other D List celebrities like Kathy Griffin. Did you see that apology video where she wasn't wearing make-up?? WTF? Anyway, we have a good time with the podcast this week. Listen through to the end and you'll hear us address the audio issues from Joe's terrible set up. Live and learn.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People won't find that funny, you know what I'm saying, Betty? That's not a good thing. Alright, let me know their sweetheart, what you're doing. I'm giving you a chance to explain yourself their sweetheart. It's show time. Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P. What is up? I am Carol the podcaster you love to hate aka the vanilla isopodcasting This is who are these podcasts aka w a tp aka the wall to wall autism joke show with me as always is Andy

Whose name rhymes with candy and his ass hole is off in sandy What up back slapper Joe was on Skype bringing the hype You can hit us up on who are these calm and our email w atp show at gmail.com Coming up on the show today. We'll be reviewing I am Rappaport's stereo podcast, the worst-reviewed podcast on all of iTunes. We'll be talking about iTunes reviews. Cobra Commander reads reviews, the spin-off show. We're gonna bully the bullies. A fan in Japan wrote us a note with his hands.

We've got the greatest podcast segment of all time, the teaser. AKA, next week's teaser. AKA, the teas. All that and more, so stick around and get ready to buckle up, buckle rules. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, so we must have do, uh, I am Rappaport. Holy shit. I'll stop that nonsense. This, this show is all hype. I love Rappaport. I love Michael Rappaport. I love Michael Rappap. I love G. Moody. I'm all into these guys. They're quite hilarious. I like it. I actually did like it. Oh, you liked it. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that because you like Michael rap reports role in higher learning as a fledgling white supremacist. Go, there's things about it that I liked. And I liked Michael, I like Michael Rappaport. I think he's good, a good actor. Did you guys notice, what get I do it? Well, did you guys notice anything about G Moody? What about G Moody? His name right just Doody. Oh God.

Did you know that? I heard that somewhere. It's so, that's really, I can't believe they lean into that so hard. It could being so hack. It's just like, oh, Joe, who runs his blow in Carl. Oh, Carl doesn't really. Yeah, Carl Purple who runs with, all right. Maybe it's not as easy as I thought.

What I love about Michael Ravaport and I'm a fan of his from him being part of the fantasy football league on Howard Stern and being a racist and justified. Don't care about his acting career. I think he's a fucking hilarious guy because he mixes things up. He gets in there in Ripson, Gary Delabate, Fah-Fah-Fuh-Hai, turns him a new one. He's constantly talking shit. He doesn't know anything about the players and the NFL. He doesn't know anything about sports. He's just constantly talking shit. He has his own sports show for some reason.

Make zero cents. Go figure. The three of us like his podcast where he's a loud mouth asshole. Oh, it's the best. Well, this is what I was gonna say. The thing about his humor that I actually really enjoy is this whole, you know, G Moody's name,

right, just duty says that every single this whole G Moody's name right with duty says that every single time he says the guys name. He goes back and forth between using terms that like something that would have been said back in the 50s. Right. And then using street slang. He just goes back and forth between the two, which makes it, in my opinion, all ours. He oscillates between a street thug and a 50 year old man,

which is what's true. What should we let let the listeners hear a bit of the show So yeah, we're talking about what do you guys want to play do you have a clip that sums up the show? It's like clockwork. They lose I go on social media Yeah, it's like fucking I don't know why people are surprising. Oh, you're talking shit again dumb motherfucker talking shit again. Damn, motherfucker. Damn. So I don't know. I listened to two episodes.

I listened to four 10 and then I listened to four 11 because I heard there was going to be more hip hop talk on the four 11 one. Okay. So which we didn't get in for and four 10 at all. And that's kind of like I don't care about basketball, which it's revolving around basketball. I have a lot of sports. So I didn't feel like for 10 was like the like a true representation of it. And I didn't hate the show. So I did listen to a second one. And I'm not sure where which which clip comes from which show at this point. It's fine. I don't think I don't think I'm gonna know either. I will tell you, John, I was listening to 411 and 412. I

really did enjoy the show and it wasn't. I'm a fan of I am rap apart. It's it's pretty fucking good. Andy, what do you got? You got a clip that sums up the show? Well, we might as well just start with the theme song because the theme song is terrible. I don't know if that was like a one-off or if that's at the beginning of every show, but it's garbage. Let's hear that. I am rapaport.com because every single podcast you know he drops bombs I seen them all set a season that with true talent catch him on his way to crossfit rocking the new balance He has been to do the track cuz you know I run my league but I'm just waiting for the Robert De Niro out of the week Breakfast the champions host the bagel cream cheese lock this is I am rapaport this show never stop You might catch him out in public stretching his knees But if you don't listen to the show, yo, we go. Please, we go.

We go. Please. We go. We go. I'm sorry, but again, I still use his head. I think it's a spotty. I think it's so problematic. It's that it's funny. It's white, black, and just a whack. Not that other thing.

His new balance. That is the song they play every episode. That is his thing. I actually have a clip of him ranting about how much better his podcast is than other podcasts and he calls out the music specifically. We're realer. Music is better. Theme song is better.

I'm better. We ran better. We kicked it realer. Better co-host. Better production. Better sound. Better everything. I'm in all the way. We ran better with kicking wheeler better co-host better production better sound better everything So he feels very strongly about his team's life if they have nothing if not strong opinions about every thing I mean, that's why they have so many one-star reviews

It's just like he he's shit on your basketball team and you're the goal show him and I'll go one star's show That's not why he has one service. Do you know the real reason no, okay, Joe. Did you figure out why he has somebody wants to review? No, okay cool. I didn't I didn't do that much research. I that was the only thing I cared about I'm like how the fuck does this show have 36,000 people give it a one-star review? It's not a bad show. It's not a bad show a yeah Yeah, and B even if it wasn't terrible show, the no one would find it like how are all the Finding it and giving it one star reviews. Yeah, right? So he must have prompted people to do it Well, do we want to get into that because I got a whole fucking saga about it? Do we do we want to talk more about the show? Let's talk about the whole thing and then get into that. Okay.

Yeah, let's dissect the show first. And then I went back and did some research and have some interesting, you know, the drama around podcasts apparently is a real fucking thing. Give me a fucking break as if we didn't know. Yeah, right. And you know what, he talked, I mean, he talks a lot about this shit that he's centered. He talks about hating things a lot. Right. And you know what he taught. I mean, he talks a lot about this shit that you what he's centered He talks about hating things a lot. Yes, and I love the ranting the ranting and raving is good But really this show is

Okay, let me back up a little bit. It's good production. It sounds good He's putting them out. I think like every three four days Like he's cranking, there's a lot of fucking content. Oh, he has nothing better now. He does slower on a Netflix. I said he has nothing better to do. No, I actually, I went in, I started watching A-Typical because he mentioned it on this show.

And like in the first episode, like there's a really, like a really good scene with him. I'm like, wow, he really, like is a good actor. Like he really does a good, like in this podcast, he comes off, like, allowed mouth jerk off and everything like that. But I went in, why watch the show and I'm like, wow, there was like a really good scene that that that he was in. He is a talented actor in my opinion.

I do like it. I've always liked him. Like you listen to the Howard Stern show. He comes off like a real asshole. He comes off like an asshole on this. But that's who he really is. Right. I got to give him credit because actors usually have no personality. Yeah. Right. You put Robert De Niro on a talk show. I'm fucking running the other way. It's so boring. Yeah. These actors have nothing going on. This guy is opinionated. He's a piece of jerk off. She's a really shit. It's great

I enjoyed I enjoy him on TV and I enjoy him on the podcast as an asshole. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah It was good. Let's get into some clips for fuck's sake. I'm gonna be here all day Steve's gonna give out in a minute Let do you know how Michael rap report keeps it? Let's hear how how you keep it Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, a Cocker Spaniel though do you have that clip too? Rough rough rough rough rough rough. I see what you did there. I see what you did. You know what's one of the things that he does. That's a great bit.

One of the things that he does on his show is he treats it like it's a radio show. Yeah. When you have a morning radio show or whatever, just any type of radio show and it's a talk show, you have to fill three hours four hours There's a lot of filler that goes on yeah, and they'll start up being like we got a lot to get to today We got someone so come in we got this thing going on great. This is him at the beginning of his podcast setting up What's gonna be happening in his podcast?

Miles Davis and Jordan winter a K the dust brothers plus the young shooter and I are gonna break down Our review of the film black Panther NBA weekend came saw and has left Los Angeles We were here for it all that and more on a hard hitting I am rap report stereo podcast. You don't have to tease you never goes to commercial There's no reason to tease what's coming out. We've downloaded the show. We're playing it. I get to the fucking thing. I know. They break like they go to commercial and then they go back. Yeah, we'll be right back. It's where, where to go. You didn't go anywhere. He went to a lead. Yeah, there was like audio playouts and I was

waiting for it to go like I'm like, oh, does he have cash for mattress? Does he have like a sponsor? Or whatever. No, it just cuts into an audio segue into the next segment Nobody what I mean, I mean, at least there is a format. I mean, yeah, a format. He's got a format He's got regular recurring bits and segments that he does He's old. He needs to break and go make water. Maybe that's possible I don't think they break it in break. They just play the fucking audio segue. That's the podcast magic show. Yeah, it seems like they're there the whole time just talking straight through. Yes. This is so in that clip I just played you.

He's teasing. We're going to be talking about Black Panther review. He comes back to teasing again, but then just actually does it. We got to go see Black Panther. We're going to give our review for that. It was very, very good. I could just tell you, it's well worth all the hype and all the expectations.

It's a true movie going experience. We're gonna give our review. It was really good. It's everything you thought it would be. It's like, okay, so are we done now? Are we moving on? I don't know. It's just that, by the way.

I'll go on. Oh, God. I don't know. It's a zap, by the way. I'll go on. Oh, god. I didn't think what. If you like CGI rhinos, then go see it. I'll go see Jumanji if I want to. Oh, that's right. That's a movie.

If I want to see the people's eyebrow and hippos. All right. I don't know what I'm talking about. What else do you guys want to talk about? We got to talk about G-moody. Who? To me. Maybe should have his duty. Shit have his own show.

Like he was my favorite part of the show. How long? At one part, he just is on fire. What is it? I'm sorry, I just played some G-moody's setting the mood. Shoot this. Yeah.

One of the things I love about G-moody, you go to soundcloud page He's just got these things these beats that just go on forever. Yeah, and you can just play them as bads underneath your podcasts They do this all the time. We'll just like start potting up music as my correct We get sub-smooth R&B while we start yelling and screaming Yeah, all right It's exactly the kind of thing you guys do as as you're talking about, but Brian James is an asshole. It's great.

I got one of my moody on fire. This is, he just goes off and it was very great. And I always thought that if he was kneeling to shed light on police brutality, why wouldn't he use the other knee to also protest violent crime in these communities as well. Why is that pathology always ignored? Like how could you ignore that? And that's not on the same token, Black Lives Matter would hold more weight if they show the same amount of outrage when the perpetrators are not white cops. And also Bill Cosby is still a leverages.

He's just screaming about everything. I fucking love it. Oh yes, it's the beginning of your life. He has to, because play by clip 8. Oh, good. Do you ever have to explain hate for Larry Bird? Gerald, you know, it was like self-explanatory correct. Yep Correct, I hear you I'm saying yeah

Both of them under attack my stuff everything they say both of them It's just like at the end of every sentence they should just say asshole You know everything is just like dude. No, I'm saying you fucking asshole every sentence. It sounds like that Yeah, they did the NBA playoff predictions on the episode that we listen to and then an episode or two later G moody's predictions are all fucking erogant and our effort is come down and goes you're fucking idiot We're gonna beat the warriors you fucking it is great. I love everything about it. I didn't watch basketball. I enjoyed that. Yeah, that was the only part where I got lost, but he did. Moody. I just have one more about Moody. He did this thing where he's like condescends where they're talking about Shoriz Theron's like scared

for kids. No, he reads as her and it's so fucking hilarious until that. This is a quote. This is what she said. Being raised during the apartheid area in South Africa made me so hyper aware of equality and human rights. Of course, I have two black kids, but that was always something I was passionate about. I just love how kind this sending that is. It's like, fuck you. I lost the clip when I sent this over, but he goes on to the just mother fucker, and it was so funny.

Well, I totally agree with them. She comes out and says, America's not safe for my black children that I've adopted. Yeah. She goes and like fucking Beverly Hills. Oh, right. Are you kidding me?

They should be more safe. And that's a cheap one who says, like, they're West, they're Theron. They're fine. You think crazy. Yeah. Yeah. But the two of them together is great because they're you know actual friends and sound like they hang out outside of the show and everything. And so they mother like because that's who you tell the fuck off or your friends and everything like that. So they just like tell each other get to the fucking point asshole shut up. Shut up. It's up.

Philip. What's going to clip you on a play? Carol fuck you and tell Andy. He's an asshole. It Joseph's your I'm Thank you. All right.

Um. God, I don't know where to start. So Really? Out of your 25 clips that you clipped. They talked clipped, they talked about you at one point, Carl play clip six. He drank hate smoothies for breakfast. He lived.

Did they hate? That pushed him to all time. Great levels. I like it. I like it. I really get recognized. There's a lot, a lot about hate in the show and, you know, what it means. So they talked about actually what the internet is for on my clip too. It's one of the only safe places in the entire world, especially the world we

live in now. Where you get to hate within the confines of your own home and nobody gets hurt. Nobody gets hurt on the internet, all right? Nobody really gets hurt. Well, was he talking about the internet there? Was he talking about sports? Nah, he was talking about sports, but obviously.

Okay. I see what you're doing. You know, we've been accused of taking things out of context in the past, Joe. I don't know if you know that. But yeah, so what I like this is whole take, you know, there's a lot of ranting and raving. I'm just going to run through a couple here. That's the same topic here. Yeah. But he talks about hating things a lot and that you're allowed to hate shit, you know. So there are people who think that this is, that's what they're doing. So play clips three.

By the way, I hate your run-up to the spucket clip to see, no. We are back bullying the bullies. Yes, bullying the bullies. Yeah, so yeah, so Carl you have experience with that people people think that they're bullying you You know and they think that they're bullying the bullies. I hate the word bully. I hate the word bullying It's fucking harassment. We're trying to get someone fired. You're harassing the fuck out of them I can have a bullies if someone's just like you're fucking teeth are crooked I'm like I know So it said the guy that pulled my underwear over my head in fifth grade was harassing me and trying to get me fired for my

Wow, that guy was pretty cool. I Hate this whole fucking thing with this bullying nonsense. I love Michael rap reports take out all of this. He doesn't put up with the shit and all these fucking haters on Twitter and on his iTunes page. I mean the guy if there's ever a guy that could have 36,000 one star reviews. Yeah, so this I like this part of it too. The show hinds fucking show now. Does anybody else get to do any Through it before Skype shits out go ahead. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I might not oh right now

So play play clip for all right reason why I can't stand this fuck this overquast bearded fuck is because he's great. There. I fucking said it. I mean, as bills fans, we say this about Tom Brady all the time as well. You hate people because they're so good and they're beating your fucking team and you get angry about it. How are you fucking so prick? He's not good. Fuck him. Yeah, fuck Brady. He lost the symbol. To fucking Nick Fools. Go fuck yourself, Brady. You guys are talking about sports. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'll finish this off with this, which is, you know, it's okay to be mad and fucking hate people.

So play clip 5. Don't hate, hate appreciate don't hate congratulate fuck you. Yeah I did like that. He's talking about how he hates LeBron James. Everyone's going well no he's a great player. He's supposed to like him or when he was rooting against Michael Jordan when Jordan was playing the next back in the 90s. It's like fuck this guy. He's beating my team. Fuck him. He hated Jordan. That's all sports. Who did? Grandpa Porti? Yeah. He's an ex-fan.

He's an ex-fan. He grew up in New York. He's this fucking Jordan. Well really, that was also the other fucking problem with this is, God, do I have that... Have we said any problems? What do you mean the other problem? I think all we've done has praised this show so far. Right. It's my clip seven. All right. If you didn't grow up in New York

God, if you didn't grow up in New York, you're not gonna get this show. I don't know where the club is where the drama popped off I don't know where your favorite sandwich shop is Yeah, where that fucking basketball court is where you fucking hit a three pointer one time. I don't fucking know what you're talking about. There's a lot of, there's a lot of inside baseball, New York talk. Oh, I got one. Yeah, I played one gripe about this show. I would agree with that. I'll get right.

Yeah. Okay, that's now I'll turn it over to you guys for a little while. I got some shit. Thank you. I like this. I like the observation that he had. It's an old joke, but it really is true now it is. Podcasts are like assholes.

Everyone has one, but you are now rocking with the best C.I.M. Rap or Stereo podcast. You reckon it's a best asshole? Podcasts are like assholes, everybody has one. Yeah, that is definitely true. The other thing I love about this show is they pride themselves on no fact checking They are not if they say something wrong good

They do not want to get anything right. They even have a song about it. I don't think I heard this five I mean never ever I mean considered looking shit up. I mean just in general. It's just not something I do. It's not something I do. No. No. Ain't no fact checkin'. No. Yeah. Ain't no fact checkin'. It's fuckin' great. The Ain't no fact checkin' podcast. Yeah.

I did, I clipped that at one point. Louis Black has a bit about that and one of his later stand-up specials where he's like, I'm over 50. We just sat around a bullshitted the whole time you can't do that now just pull out their phones and prove that you're fully shit. What's the fun of that? He was never the CIA director okay fine I don't know what I'm talking about. God damn it. Do you got anything you want to touch on, Carl?

I got a bunch but let you get anything you want to touch on, Carl? I got a bunch, but that's right. Let's run through your clips first. Okay, well, at the beginning, I was just like, I don't know if I can trust anything he says when he was started talking about the veggie pizza. Yeah. Like when you're hungry and you need something quick, that's when it becomes tricky.

You know what I mean? Especially growing up in New York, like the three go to Things to eat in New York When you're hungry are number one hot dog not vegetarian a number two a slice of pizza which most pizzerias You know have probably vegetarian pizzas in Or some sort You know It's all vegetarian until you put meat on it pizza is vegetarian.

It's not about vegan. Vegan would be a hard fucking thing to pull off. A vegan pizza. Vegetarian pizza like a slice of cheese pizza. Is it every fucking pizza rhea in New York? There's that option is all that's there. Just don't get the pepperoni on it. I just thought that was funny.

They started out the show. G Moody's asking about how it's going with his vegetarianism. I guess he's trying that was funny. They started out the show. G Moody's asking him about how it's going with his vegetarianism. I guess he's trying this new thing. And he goes right to like, I do it all right, but I just haven't really been eating. I'm still gonna eat me. Yeah, I haven't really been eating. You know, just like I brought this up,

I've my Clip 12 touches on this. All right. And you're so proud of being a vegetarian. Why do you continue relentlessly, spending millions of millions of dollars to make food that tastes like meat? Why don't you just have the real fucking burger? Why are you so hyped to make vegetarian hamburgers that aren't real hamburgers? I don't get that. I don't get why you want like fake turkey, fake chicken legs, fake chicken wings, they're tofu turkey legs.

Nobody wants that shit. Because deep down they really want the real thing because everyone grew up on that. So obviously our taste buds are used to that and you know how good that shit tastes. So you want to make the connection. So the mind could think that, oh, this is a ribeye. This is a, but it's not, it's not ribeye. This is okay. So this is bullshit. Like I, I eat vegetarian probably 75% of the time. I'm not a vegetarian. So it's like very similar to what they're talking about. But uh, it's not

fucking, they're not making this shit look like turkey and chicken and beef for you for a vegetarian. They're trying to attract new people. Carl, you're in marketing. What is the fucking point of 99% of marketing? Uh, to trick you into buying something. Yeah, bringing in new people. It's not for vegetarians. It's for apples like this. We're like, oh, maybe it does taste like steak So that that was the one of the things that Bob was talking about. You're done. We were talking about the white castle Vegetarian burger and that goes to my Clip 7 which where he's saying what to expect from White Castle. They're selling White Castle burgers that aren't actual hamburgers and I'm like, I don't want that.

I'm not going to White Castle to eat a vegetarian burger. I'm going to White Castle to get diarrhea. That's the only reason why I'm going there. Like I know the ramifications of eating White Castle. I have to give them credit on something else too. There are a few times when I laughed out loud and shit that Rappport says. He doesn't surround himself with people who giggle, which is great.

You notice that? Like, I see something ridiculous. And Gimu just be like, uh, yeah, okay. It's very used to it. I'm like this show. Very used to it. I clip that too.

That's a fucking diarrhea one. That's a great joke. That's great. Joe, do you want to talk about vegetarianism for another 20 minutes? Do you want to talk about putting a carrot in a hot dog bomb or what are we doing? I put mustard on a carrot and it was just like a hot dog. Jesus Christ. The show's got away from me Joe, why don't we play your class buddy? What else you got on here? Yeah, let's just get through my stuff. Let's get through. And then I can be done. Oh, you know, I liked his, let's give him a plug. Yeah. Number nine, get your

way. Wasteland teacher and cheer. Take it off. Wear it on your head. Pick up your dog. Shit with it. Do whatever the fuck you want to do with it. Districtlines.com, shit with it. Do whatever the fuck you want to do with it. Districtlines.com forward slash I am rap report the entire buttersoft. I am rap report podcast. T-shirt collection is available there. I don't know what the fuck I started saying. Buttersoft. I just like that whole shale that he went. I didn't even know where he was going with it. He's very concerned about the Quality of the shirts that he sells. It has to be this butter soft line of these shirts. He talks about it quite a bit It was

Trumpeted as the most poorly reviewed podcast. I was trying to figure out What people are hearing on the show. Yes. That would lead them to think. So, it was over listen to the show. One star. What is everyone fucking given this the worst of views? Yeah, yeah, it must be because in Cindyary things he says, like some of the things that we've already played, but Sick Fuck One, they have a bit on the show

where they talk about things in the news of people doing fucked up things. Sick fuck of the week, right? Right, right. So this was the setup to that. Your 23 year old substitute teacher in Mountville, Connecticut has been arrested after police said he was running a quote unquote fight club at the school.

He said that the kids in the school were rambunctious. He said that they were rowdy. So he set it up and let them smack each other and fight it out. Sounds like this. I don't see the problem. Jill, well, that seems like a bad thing to do to have children. Exactly. So, and then he says this,

I wanted to hear your opinion on this, Mr. Moodie, should this guy be the sick fuck of the week? Or is he a hero and this should this be the new millennial way of teaching? So he loves it. And I was just like, okay, well, he said something like that. And that's why people are one starring reviewing. Or he's saying that, you know, the, the Lakers are shit. And somebody who's a Lakers fan is one star reviewing or he's saying that, you know, the, the

Lakers are shit and somebody who's a Lakers fan is one star reviewing this show. I, he is highly opinionated, which you don't get on sports shows very often. Usually the sports guy doesn't have a team, doesn't have a dog in the fight. Right. And they'll say no, don't say one thing and then they'll be proven wrong and they'll have to be right. Because his favorite team sucks. And that's true. So yeah, the next are terrible. That's one of the topics of conversation that they have.

But I do like that he has the opinion he puts it out there. I don't think that's why people hate on him because again, with podcasts, you don't stumble upon them. You have to find them, download them, click play, continue to listen through. It makes zero sense to me. This is not AM FM stations that you're tuning through and you're in the car. It takes a lot of effort to listen to a fucking podcast. If you go on and give it a one-star review, you're an asshole. What's your problem? Why are you listening to it in the first place? Is someone make you fucking listen to it? Did the podcast host

come to your house and fucking shove earphones on you? Right. And make you fucking listen to it, did the podcast host come to your house? Yeah. Fucking shove earphones on you. Right. And make you listen like in the back to the future thing where he's got the fucking head falls on. He returns to be Darth Vader. Yeah. Is that was, is that what's happening? Oh, no, I think breaking into George McFly's house.

You're, you're already shielded from all of this. You have to go actively find it. You've got to be. Find it. Do it to actively find it. Do it like fucking reddit, subreddits? There's the most ridiculous shit going on. Surrounding it and then tell other people about it. Right, right.

So I was fascinated when it was brought to our attention. This guy had so many ones that I reviewed. I started doing a little bit of research. Apparently, are you guys familiar with bar stool sports Ah, only when I was homework doing homework for this show. Okay. That's the only time I've ever heard of it. He used to be part of the bar stool sports network and bar stool sports came they they became very popular with like a blog website and they would have people who would say you know talking about sports but it was kind ofculture. It wasn't this ESPN Disney bullshit. They would get into it,

you know, so bar stool started getting a pretty good following and he talks about how they went after his show and they were very interested in micro-applicant. So he went on this guy's show who's part of bar stool named KFC. Okay. And this is his remembrance of going on his show. And we did our thing and I literally walked out of there like, this is a big podcast. These fucking clowns said it to him. These fucking clowns because I felt like we were professional basketball players playing three on three at the YMCA.

We had to slow everything down. No flavor, no style, basic bullshit. And I remember being like, if this is a big podcast, we're going to take this shit over. This dude is fucking corny. That's that's what I love when he calls people corny. Again, he'll say those ridiculous shit. And then just throw the word that no one's used at 45 years This guy's fucking corny yo Like what's okay? So there he's talking about going on podcast. It's a beast these y'all

So there he talks about going on this this show that's part of the barstool network because now they have a bunch of podcasts and then They were with CBS radio. Yeah, Rappaport was. And Barstool came to them and wanted to sign them on. And he talks about the president, David Portnoy, asking him to join Barstool. They hit up me, they hit up Jordan, whatever. And they were like, we want you to start, you know, think about coming to Barstool.

This fucking clown, Dave Portnoy and Big Cat, they came out, I had lunch with them. We want you to come to bar stool. We think you're the best ranter, your content, you're unlike anybody else, you shake things up. Lolo, we had barbecue. I love this song about the conversation. He's like, and also we were eating barbecue. Okay. That's real. That's relevant. All right, so this is rap report doing what he does best talking about how amazing it is at everything. They wanted that fire because they know I bring the mother fucking noise. They

know I bring the mother fucking ruckus. They wanted that shit. Okay, so this is him describing what happened. This was in June of 2017 that they were trying to bring I am rap and port under their network to be part of bar stool and he talks about when he finally gets hired, he goes to the offices and this is his first encounter being at the office of the bar stool. And as soon as we sign the fucking contract, as soon as we went up there, I remember the first fucking time I went up there as an employee, I said something to these motherfuckers.

I was like, it's my fuckers, don't say hello when somebody walks in there. There's like, when you, if you walk into this fucking shit hole office and for somebody who talks all this fly shit about, we're a hundred million dollar company, their office is a fucking pigstie. You have to fucking shit hole. The whole place stinks.

I got it. I love it. They play stigs. Who says that? Well, maybe if they gave him some vegetarian food, you know, you're vegetarian agenda. Yeah, this, this agenda's got a stop, Joe. Hang up. We've had too many conversations about this.

So I want that he says he's pissed off. Now this is obviously after the fact. I'm still not getting it. I don't, I'm building a building to see, all right. This is after the fact. Yeah, I'd rather talk about vegetarianism. Yeah, yeah. He gets hired by bar stool.

He shows up. People don't say hide-a-will. He's like, what the fuck an operation is this? You guys can't say hide-a fuck an operations is you guys get say hi to me So that stinks so that he's talking about How he was treated by this David Portinoi guy that's the President of this and he thinks very highly of himself and they're like probably like old rap report and his team We're asking for this look we're asking for that. I'm asking you, because I'm a star, motherfucker.

I come into the motherfucking place. And as Portanoi said, I'm not gonna confirm her tonight. As Portanoi said in his tweets, I've been paying Michael rap, Port hundreds of thousands of dollars. I'm Michael Rapor. I don't give a fuck that you've been near since 2009. So when I come there and I ask you to do something,

do it, motherfucker. Do your fucking job. The Patriot it motherfucker, do your fucking job. The picture way, just do your fucking job. And he's like, well, they were begging to, they were begging to do shit. I don't think I'm gonna beg to do, it's for you to bear and grit when I'm skiing all up in that ass. I want you to take that nice, I'm gonna beg you to take that nice.

Don't squirm when I'm skiing. Let me ski. Ooh. What's amazing about Michael Rappaport, Don't squirm when I'm skiing. Let me ski. Oh. What's amazing about Michael Rappapork is I just know him from fantasy football on Howard Stern. Yeah. Every shit talk is about him fucking a guy. He's always fucking guys in his shit talking.

It's so ridiculous. Wait, who's winning here? You're gonna fuck me in my ass. What are we talking about right do you want your balls tickled what is this god alright so sorry guys I've been building up to this he's he's talking about how he got involved with these guys they had a falling out here's the actual incident here's what happened the reason why he has 36,000 one star reviews

our age demographic from from Humphrey Bogar movies all the way to all of shit. What is a stooly? a snitch a snitch If you look up like that's a slang for a stooly a snitch a rat a fucking dog a mut someone who can't be fucking trusted So one of these little fucks was like I'm a stooly and I was like go if you're a fucking stooly and you're claiming to be a fucking stooly You've lost in life then the barstool people came on the water you Okay, yeah, so the barstool sports fans, right call them some stools. Yeah Right he went on Twitter. He was having a back and forth with one of these stools I hear fucking you're a stuly you're fucking idiot. Yeah, he turned it into a negative connotation.

Right. And all shit broke out from that. That was the shit so everybody that's a fan of that, correct. Is now one star. Oh, so a fan of other podcasts will go and one star other podcasts because they don't like them. I've never heard of such a thing. So I went on and found an article that was by the Spon.com that talks about how barstool sports fans have destroyed Michael Rapinports podcast rating.

It says so this is so this was from February 21st. This is just two months ago that all of this shit went down. This this episode that we're listening to on February 19th This article came out and said Rev report's podcast I am rap report a very highly rated until yesterday is now at a dismal 1.5 star rating with more than 22,000 one star reviews Of course, these are basically all reviews from barstool fans, while iTunes allow them to stay. And it's very interesting when I started going down this fucking rabbit hole of how there are tons of podcasts

who are gaining the system and getting fake reviews in order to build up their reviews. And then there's things like our show, like this show where it's just these trolls who are pissed about something else giving all these negative reviews, which isn't correct either. These people are never listen to your show.

They don't know if they like it or not. They've just been told by whatever entity they follow to go and give it a negative review. So it's very interesting that this is a topic of conversation with people are having, with fake Twitter followers, you know, they found out that some of these accounts that have hundreds of thousands of followers, 80% of them are fake.

They're just bots. You're just buying followers, you're pretending to have followers and shit like that. Well that's the problem with the internet. People think a thumbs up and a thumbs down is currency now to the point where like 14 year old girls are hanging themselves because somebody didn't like their Instagram photo and people are now weaponizing that and using it against people when you know something that... None of it's real! Well I know! It's not even fucking real!

It's a level that we're... It's a level that we're... Yeah, yeah, so I mean the scale to which people are taking it is bullshit. It really, it doesn't mean anything. Just turn off your fucking computer. Just stop listening. This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I thought that it was gonna be like some cool reason that he had like so many one-star reviews and it's just he criticized some asshole one time in their fan base. Detailiated. I don't know why you're surprised. It's been going on over

Yeah, so this guy David's the same thing. It's the same thing that's going on in this show this guy David We'll get you at the speed afterwards. Say on the line. We get you at the speed. I Had no idea hang up on this dick Carl. So this guy, this guy David Portnoy, went on and fired him. He didn't reach out to my group port specifically. He just like put out a tweet that, oh, if you're going to call out our fans, then you're done here. And kind of like pushed everybody to, to mother fuck them. And what's great about this is that this episode I listen to from February 21st

He addresses this he goes at a 42 minute long rant about these assholes at bar still sports I broke it down to last I broke it out a less than 42 minutes but bear with me We're gonna listen to some of this shit cuz all of a sudden like G moody just drops a fly beat They just get into it look whatever brand of shit you're into to let this fucking clown David Portnoy This fucking bitch ass Sashin pizza review and motherfucker who comes out of the pizza Paula Sashin like he's holding skittles up in his fucking asshole

Brainwash you into thinking you're a fucking stooly or if you're like bar stool you should refer to yourself as a stooly your fucking parents didn't raise you right you could fuck with bar stool you could be a fan of bar stool but to refer to yourself as a stooly and let this motherfucker capitalize on that shit you're fucking corny you're fucking corny alright so I'm just gonna run through these real quick. Sounds like there's a whole lot of shows that we have to review on that network. Yeah, no shit. He calls them out too. I will get into that.

But this is him talking about how that that website started with them just being like a blog website. I thought this was hilarious. Okay, you have no like all these fucking blogging ass. It's 2018. You still hyped that you blog And then I didn't think anymore this is one of my favorite insults right here I woke up about 8.45 on Sunday morning This motherfucker Dave Portinoi Mark Ass

Ho who I promise you I have a sneaky suspicion this clown ass motherfucker bleachers his asshole I was wondering where that came yeah cuz I was in for ten and I was like I don't know who he's talking about I just figured it out and I couldn't figure I Did like a bit of a dive and I was definitely wrong. It was not this guy. I thought it was somebody else. So when he says this guy bleaches his asshole, I've never heard someone insult someone like that. What does that mean?

So it's like, can you explain what you mean by that Mr. Rap Report? Here's the explanation. Okay. I just have a suspicion he bleaches his asshole. Okay, because he's one of these man-scaping bitch motherfuckers who's doing every single thing he can to try to make himself look attractive to the world.

You're not attractive, Duke. Yeah, the fucking shit talking is phenomenal. Here's more of that. I just, all of this may be laugh. You're not Leonardo DiCaprio. You can give yourself hair plugs. You could be eaten salad. You could be on diet pills. I don't give a fuck what the fuck you do. You're not the wolf of Wall Street. He's told me like I'm charismatic. You're not charismatic.

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This guy's father is out his dick. We're not understanding that. So from there, so he's fucking his ass. So he's talking about, this gets great. He's talking about this guy, the president of this company, that he's not a big fan of anymore. And this guy's father and he decides he's gonna challenge them to a two on two basketball game. Yo, so why don't we do this? Why don't we do this? Why don't you get your man Mike Portinois? I get my pops. We play two on two basketball. The Rapa ports first, the motherfucking Portinois.

All right, so now he's saying, I'm gonna get my father you get your father will play basketball and then he gets away from it And then he just like a while later comes back to it with this fucking I just found this to be hilarious David Rappaport Michael Rapport to on to Dave Portinoid and Mike Portinoid. Let's get it poppy Let's get it poppy to on to my father's 84 years old with a bad foot And then he talks about how he's gonna play against this old man that is the Great mandal bomb. Yeah, get your pops. I got my pop. I'll bushy ass I will put your father shit too when he goes up. I'm a block is shot He really fades a picture with his words this guy. I'm a bunch an old man in the face

So you heard that there was all of a sudden music playing in the back of this is what I love about this show So fucking random he's he's going off on bar stool and this specific people and his mother fucking everyone and they he asked for this this music to come up and he goes off on this whole thing with fucking nobody reads reviews online. Miles yo I'm a line he's motherfuckers up by one. Look at that motherfucking woolly hutch. Oh Let me hear this letter rock from it. They don't know what the fuck is going on You sent you a little fucking stooly no life nerd-ass motherfuckers Stoolie no-life nerd-ass motherfuckers

Into our I am rock-pork stereo podcast account To give us bad reviews. We're the motherfucking five star generals. We have t-shirts. This is five star podcasts I don't give a fuck if we're one star no star or two stars You can fuck with the ratings all you want. Nobody fucking reads ratings for a podcast. You hear is it fire and it's not fire and you listen. I've never heard listen to a review. People go to, oh I'm gonna look at some reviews of podcasts. Heh. I'm fucking hilarious.

Nobody fucking reads ratings for a podcast. You hear is it fire and it's not fire and you listen. I've never heard listen to a review. People go to, oh I'm to look at some reviews of podcasts. Like, this is the only way people can get baggages. Oh, I'm going to give you one star review. Oh, yeah. And then you'll see what's going on.

It gives a shit. It's funny because I went looking on the reviews. I was like, why are people like rating these? I was trying to figure that out too. Yeah. I hate iTunes because it starts at the earliest ones I want to see like the late you can you can change it. All right. I just don't know how to work my phone And any rate

It was one there was one I'm gonna do this like worst Meep all sandwich ever where I read it in a voice. There was a one start was like a ain't no fact checking rap the white us in your hall and G Moody our worldwide Phenomenon this is the hottest podcast out you need to get on it Do if you listen to other podcasts you need to shut it down The rat pack pride to self on these words. We don't fact check love you guys. No Bruno Okay, and then it's one star check love you guys no Bruno okay and then it's one star oh the one star that person didn't even know how to work in a fucking review in one star system yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I thought that was the issue. That's funny. All right, so I showed that he pods up this really hutch music.

And then he starts talking about the bar stool guys had a show on ESPN. It lasted one episode. And then it was canceled. So he's talking about how they were crying about it. And we'll just listen to him because he's ranting, he's raving, and he's like, oh, this part of the song is great.

Well, the fuck was crying? Tears coming out of his face when his show was canceled oh well let me listen to that really I just I love the randomness of the show That's the music up. All right. This is more of him calling people names are hilarious You got these little 20 year old kids telling you you don't you not don't yeah 17 18 or corn bowls in the mother fucking house on the hand radio. You're not that dude So he's talking about these these stu stools and he's saying how they're all just little kids and they're corn balls. I love that. So he's calling out all the different shows that are part of the bar stool thing. I talked about how he's on this guy show KFC. So KFC got caught cheating on his wife and it was this big deal back in January.

Yeah. Brandon, I know nothing about bars tour. I know these personalities. This is all new to me, but I just threw my research. So this is Raf's take on that. He was caught cheating on your wife when she was about to give birth a few days before. This is all documented. You were caught cheating on your wife

all three or four days after she gave birth when she still had the vagina stitches in her mother-fucking vagina recovering from what I hoped was the birth of a healthy child. You're out cheating on your wife while she got vagina stitches? Hmm.

God damn it. Could you get more grip? how many stitches were there, Michael? Oh, trust me, I have this eye so- This wife had vagina stitches in her- This is documented, it's carved in stone. Dude, so I started researching this. This fucking woman put out on Instagram that my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant and he's a fucking asshole and then

He goes on and puts a video out apologizing for it like it was Very shameful how this all went down so of course rap's gonna pound on that so much drama I'm almost done with this here's just another throw away. He's making fun of someone else involved with Bios tool. What what what he's he saying? Chalking out the side is my the fucking clown. He got the he got the swollen jaw. You need to go get your mother fucking gum to tooth ratio hooked up. Okay.

This fucking insults are so ridiculous. You're gum to tooth ratio. This is him. So apparently there's this thing that goes around that wraps got herpes. I don't know if you's gonna guess, give it across that. But the people that think he has herpes. So he challenges all the stuolies who are claiming this. Shit, all this motherfucker got herpes.

Why don't we put some money on the graph? Money on it. We can walk into any hospital you want. They can take my blood. And I guarantee you that doctor will say there's no sign of herpes. There's never been any sign of herpes. Now, yes, once, yes, in 1987, I did catch gonorrhea. Oh, man.

But that was an isolated incident. No, nothing to say there. All right, two more clips and then we'll move on. I don't even know what this one's about Then you got the three-time podcast cold to the year. I went into bar. So this fucking clown With the bleach dash hole Port-noi when I said G moody last name rhymes with duty three times. He didn't know who you were They don't fuck with us. How are you gonna say? I know who's G moody last name rhymes with duty? I know G moodyMoody last time runs a duty. I know who G-Moody last time runs a duty is.

Alright, the last clip I have from this episode is he's wrapping up his crazy rant that he had going on for over 40 minutes. And then this is an example we were talking about earlier where he acts like it's a radio show and they're going to go off to commercials. And they're going to continue to give me love fired me from bars. I'm getting work on season two of a motherfucking Netflix show be right back I am rap or stereo pockets. We're gonna do some sick fucks to the week and then we got the young shoe are coming He even speeds up his voices if he's like has to hit the fucking break. Yeah, yeah, it makes zero sense All right, we'll be right back. Oh, we'll come back. We'll do sicks of the week. He's pretending to have a radio show. He doesn't have a radio show.

He's old school. It's not a radio show. All right, anything else you guys wanted to talk about? It's weird to me. I should enjoy a show. Something else. Yeah. Yeah. It really, it's a 14. Just for really hit my 14 just for the manga manga guys posted the the song up on Twitter for us you mean Bunga Bunga? Was it Bunga Bunga? Yeah, Bunga Bunga. So our our friends our friends manor and Tim Ferguson is what you're referring to. Yeah, yeah, hit by 14.

All right. In Australia. Australia. In Australia. Shout out In Australia. Australia. In Australia. Shout out to Australia. Thanks, Joe.

I'm so glad you stayed out for an additional half hour to get that fucking thing played. Well done. I gotta get on this show while it's still around. Who out there is Bud Goss. Oh, I love those guys. Yeah, they did send us a hilarious clip that I have watched multiple times of the Australia song.

And my wife was like, could you do something and stop fucking around when I was watching that the other day? Oh my god. The answer to that question is this. Yeah, so that there's nothing that's awesome. Awesome about that. It's amazing in every single way. I like how they shout out Olivia Newton John in that song.

Oh, I know. They mentioned every single famous person for Bostaria. It's so silly, but it's from 1979, so there's only four famous people. And Bostaria at that point. And there wasn't Mel Gibson yet. Yeah, as opposed to that Danny McBride fake crackin' out Dundee commercial where they just have everybody that's Australian in the trailer. Yep.

Um, I mentioned earlier that I wanted to talk about a note that we got from a listener in Japan. Oh, yeah. This guy wrote into the show and I wrote it back and said, this is one of the greatest emails I've ever received. Because it's just this one long-ass paragraph. The first half of it is talking about what idiots we are that we use in proper English. We didn't know what a thuggy was when we were talking about Raiders of the Lost Ark,

or not Raiders of the other Indiana Jones movie that we were talking about back in episode 59. Yeah, a temple of doom when we were doing episode 59. We thought George Lucas didn't have any type of imagination. And so he came up with the word thuggy, but thuggy's a real thing, and he sent me a fucking link to that. So he was like, all this stuff,

like you fucking idiot, your grammar's wrong. This is a real thing, you guys don't know what you're talking about. He talks about the overall ignorance of the show. And then he gets into this thing, which I thought was amazing. Just one of the let you know I enjoy the show tremendously. I had a backlog of over 50 episodes of the VIVA show, which I don't say out loud, which I had trouble making myself listen to because of the sanctimonious, conspicuous compassion tone and the bullshit idea that bringing attention to any of those cases is doing anything

toward resolving them. I have no trouble with deriving entertainment value from the misfortunes of others, but can't stay, Joe, are you okay over there? Totally, show. You're like, you're like, dying into? Yeah, I only show you like they're like Dying into your phone. Yeah, I know what you're doing. You're gonna see path fucking you in it. Close Okay, sorry fucking Christ. I have no I have no trouble with deriving entertainment value from the misfortunes of others

But can't stand it when the consumers of it make a big show of pretending that it's not exactly what they're doing Hey ladies you bullshit your friends and I'll bullshit mine, but let's not bullshit one another. You're getting your entertainment jolies on the victimization of others. At least be honest about it. I keep up the good work. If you've seen a big splash in dollars from Japan, that's me. So I just thought he couldn't have said it better. This whole idea that one entertainment, people enjoy entertainment, makes them more noble as a fucking person than a way someone else enjoys entertainment.

You guys aren't fucking solving any problems in the world. Right. So thought that was fun. Yeah. That's all. Just wanted to read it. It's great when people agree with you.

Is it? I can read that shit all day. I'm most fascinated that this podcast is reaching someone in Japan. I know how we've decided that they would give this a try. But God bless the internet. It's pretty cool. Another feedback, Carl. Well, we got this note on April 7th. Week one star.

Ah! Oh wait, no, that's my review of that review. That was the one the Comber Commander read last week. Hold on, there's a new one. This one is lost credibility five minutes in. This is from April 12th. I chose to listen to a review of a podcast I'm familiar with and quickly realized these guys didn't get it at all. They accused the show of being

the complete opposite of what it is, which just made them look stupid. So I don't know what which podcast that that person's talking about, but again, we piss on podcasts, fans of those podcasts. Sure. Should I ask right back? Yeah. We have had a few very positive five star reviews lately. Oh good Yeah, yeah, which I won't I won't read out loud, but I really appreciate it Mushroom Jones specifically talks about how he's gone back and devoured the back catalog to see the origins of farting in the Mushpit sleep while every pony all of it and So we we definitely appreciate. There's also one from

Love Line from April 15th that gives us five star reviews and just says, wiping ass with toilet paper, am I right? Five stars. I don't know, you're not right because I don't know what that means. Have you had any more, any follow-up voicemails that have come down the plate car? Oh yeah, it looks like we do. There's one that's on my board over here. I haven't heard it yet. Is this, is this something we should listen to? Yeah, I think so.

The call center. Hey, Carl. I know you had no idea who the fuck I am, but I thought I'd give you a call, huh, Michelle? There's a clip all over the Facebook that's powerful, it's disturbing. It looks like there's a five-second version of your thing song that you ain't using sweet tips. Did you call Andy and his family in a apologize for your seven minutes Come back if you want to have a heated debate with a total fucking strange

Wow that's funny because I did it! I didn't know! I finally decided like why would I have this long-ass thieves? I'll shorten it down. I'll use the exact one and then Andy put together for us. I'd have to say what Hodgkin did and then I fucked up your whole premise there. That's great. Alright. There's one other thing that I wanted to play for you guys or not play, but read. Because this has to be my mom or something.

You want to show five Stars from April 19th. You can't tell me that this is a real listener. It says, really well-formatted show, a great way to find out about new podcasts and love Carl. Funny stuff. There's no way that's real. I didn't write that. So I imagine it's someone who is forced into liking me by family rotations.

Yeah. I'm sure I was like, my wife told her friend that you're having a hard time and ask them to like, five star your podcast. I'll take it. I'll take a pity five star. I'm not above it. That's fine. Well, I do like that.

I mean, today's episode goes to show that, I mean, show us a good podcast and we'll like it, you know, like, you know, we go out of our way to find shit, but, you know, if you throw out, you know, Emily said, report, more diss, or more one star. So we went and listened to it. It's a good show. Yeah. It's a fact. Fuck you, it's a nice. Fuck you everybody. Fuck you everybody. Uh, this show is good. Your show suck. Make a better show. Fuck you. Nobody fucking reads rings for a pocket. Exactly. Um, all right. So we played a

bunch of Michael Rappaport show. We enjoyed it. We didn't have a lot of negative things to say. We read some ways to review that. I tunes we talked about an email That I received randomly so you know what that means guys. I do it means it's time for the teaser I believe to my asshole in preparation. Oh good. Your asshole is going to enjoy this because This is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week My name is Tom Bansan. I'm your host With me not always, but he is this week. Mr. 110% DRock Derek Mietrus

Hey, isn't the name of the episode the same age as you, Tom episode 59. And unfortunately this week we are penniless. All right. So I just started listening to the very beginning of the show and heard that was like what the fuck don't have to go much for you Nope, I think that's a winner. This is a 110% came in like gangbusters No, wait a fucking oversell it So this is a show called not another nerdy podcast We listen we're gonna listen to episode 59 from April 13th 2018 and this is actually a suggestion We're gonna listen to episode 59 from April 13th, 2018. And this is actually a suggestion from our friend Doug,

who will be co-hosting the podcast with us next week. And the description of the show is not another nerdy podcast is where three homeboys for life and an occasional guest get together to discuss all things pertaining to nerd and geek culture exclamation point. Wow, never heard of that. Promise before. Yeah. Movies, comics, cartoons, toys, video games, or even wrestling. Nothing is out the table

for these nerds. And I'm thinking of what? Yeah, exactly. I was thinking these guys say I've seen a pussy since their birthday. the first one. I was thinking about this whole nerd culture thing that's become this, and I'm reading through what is nerd culture. Oh, it's comics, it's cartoons, it's toys, it's video games, it's all shipper kids. Why not just call it what it is. You're not a fucking adult, you never grew up, you're still like fucking watching pro wrestling. What's fucking wrong with you? You're a child

Why don't we call that nerd culture? Why don't we just call it what it is stumped growth? Arrested the valedine a rusted you've never become an adult in your life your parents are embarrassed everyone's embarrassed for you Well, I guess we reviewed this podcast was a bearous for you. Well, I guess we reviewed this podcast. You know, these fucking people, they have their toys at the point of their desk at work, just so you know how fucking into Star Trek they are. Don't do that. Keep that shit hidden. When did we become a culture of people that were just open about this embarrassing shit? You should be embarrassed to what are going on rap a port on. I was in the rap part not stop the last two days. I get

off it. Yeah. Andy, I want to thank you so much for coming over. Thanks for having part of the show. Joe was also here. Yeah. Yeah. You guys get in touch with me if you want to find out where about vegetarian diets. Yeah. We went through a probably 20 minute ordeal just to get you here. And I got to say it was not worth it. Yeah, you don't have to tell everybody that people rip on us for having a shitty microphone, but you talking through your fucking Android incredible or never

shitty phone you're using over there is not great. Your T mobile plan and it's like on New York. It's not really. It's a Nokia. It's a no key. It's a no key. It's got the paging fucking system to it. Yeah, it's the push to talk, tell a T-Mobile. It's a crazier. Do you remember those commercials where they're literally trying to advertise walkie-talkies in a world that has cell phones? This is an amazing phone. You could like walkie talk to people. Like, asshole, I have a cell phone. It was better than it is in a Waki talkie.

I mean, you do have to be pretty close by like in the same room or so, but you can communicate with people or this fucking thing. That was fucking ridiculous. I go listen to my turntable too. There's things that marketing cannot fix. All right, having a product that fucking shitty. Apple's apples like we got this computer that you put in your pocket

Also makes phone calls these guys are like we have a walkie-talkie. It's cheaper And you write a letter I wish this how you would have done this show today Whatever I do write a fucking note on a pigeon's leg So please Fuck me, I got itchie trigger figure so please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out What's it for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony and beat it. There's no last! I'm not!

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Oh, we're backwards. Oh, we're backwards. Oh, we're backwards. Oh, we're backwards. Oh, we're backwards. Oh, we're backwards. I'm not being kind to the number It's not news that they have for views on a tune Backstop the backstop the slap and their back from now to the end of the If not always fun, but you know that they're done with it's great But you know that the done with it's great

Joe it sounds like you're falling down up flight it stairs what the fuck are you doing? You're making so much noise during the outro just now, Joe When we told you it sounded like you were falling asleep on top of your phone. Dude, I don't know. That self-west flight was quieter than you on this fucking show today.