Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep104.5 - NoSleep Podcast (Rebroadcast)

Episode Date: May 6, 2018

It's about time we reviewed a spooky show here on WATP. The show is called NoSleep Podcast and I can tell you with certainty that if you listen you will most likely sleep comfortably. This is a scripted fiction show of "scary" stories featuring creepy kids and stuff. We have a guest on the show this week to help us out. His name is Vinnie Paulino and you can check HIM out on his OWN program, The Rochester Show (available on rocpodcasts.com and on youtube and everywhere else). Vinnie helps Karl and Kevin get through yet another brilliant show where the kids sound like they've smoked six packs of Kools and are about to start their shifts running the Gravitron at your local carnival. Enjoy the ridiculousness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What up, bag slappers and corn balls! Thanks for tuning in! We're taking this weekend off because my band had a big show at Three Heads Brewing in Rochester, New York, and that was plenty for me. We will be back next week with our review of Disc Race Land, but to hold you over, check out our review of the No Sleep Podcast, a show I did with Kevin and Vinny back in October of 2016. On the show, they play a game, a really fun game. Enjoy and we'll see you next week. Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, I'm Kevin and I'm Carl

and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com or on our Facebook page. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions, so leave us a comment, a suggestion, or post a death threat. And today's show will be reviewing a show called No Sleep Podcast. As always, we have listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Also joining us today on the podcast is the host of the Rochester show, Vinnie Paulino.

Check out his show on YouTube and on ROCpodcast.com. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, A DELP-SCH! Hey, hey, hey, TP! W-A-T-P everybody! Hello! Oh, Vinny! Hi guys! I have the Vinny Paulino in my house ready to join us in Analyzing the no sleep podcast a show that I'm sure we could all agree is really just top notch just great, right?

The best It's the best voice tap talent I've ever heard on a podcast. Oh my god This is one of the most popular I don't know, whatever the genre is horror or whatever you want to call it, ghost stories. This is one of those popular podcasts there are. So this is as good as it gets, I guess. Eatin' is production here.

There's way too much production in my opinion. It's, they're going for some type of atmosphere here that I don't know. I don't like the scripted podcast thing It's not my deal. Well, because the script suck the active socks and the sound effects are ridiculous Is that my dollar? Yeah, pretty much, but I'm like I guess we just wrapped it up. I have a great day everybody. All right That's it guys. See you later No, all right, no we're not done yet

That's it guys see you later No, all right, we're not done yet We should probably get into I got a whole bunch of clips to play okay And I think a good way to start is they have sponsors on the show Blue apron being one of them and so they have to do like a scary spot with blue apron and spot with Blue Apron and this crack's me up because this asshole has to act out eating food but he's like a sick okay alright she just about further a do play track one. Hanna give him some blue apron. Here you go, Mr. Freaky Killer Man.

Would you like some crispy chicken millenies with more and Brussels sprout and potato salad? Give me that. Oh. Oh. Mmm. Mmm. Those are sex noises.

Those are not eating noises. The producer had to be like, more yummy sounds. Come on, we're really going to sell it. Yeah, I got to say, it's a defense of the asshole that had to do that. I think my main eating something is probably the hardest thing to do. Like, let's all try it right now. I'm gonna I'm gonna try this is me Like see it's all the same shit, so I don't think you should ever try to What do you think sounds like out of podcast and the fact is why don't you just eat something?

Just you can actually have food in your mouth right? Just do something that probably because if you ever heard someone eat like that at a restaurant, you would leave. Or you would realize you were in a Vietnamese restaurant. Right, you would leave. So the other thing, because I clip the same thing, this is the first five minutes or six minutes of this fucking show is blue apron and a movie commercial. Like this is how they start the show. It's a cold open into a blue apron thing.

Here's a, I have more of it if you want to hear like just the beginning. Here's the complete cold open of it. It's so natural too. Man, what are you doing? I'm sorry, I eat when I'm nervous. Where did you get that? I grabbed it from the kitchen before we ran. It's crispy chicken millenies with warm breasted scrap and potato salad from Blue Apron. They have amazing menus. She's got a whole schmorgas board fucking laid out in front of her.

She's got a fucking potato salad. She's got a kinds of shit. It's not just a sandwich. She pulled out a fucking tray of food. Yeah, I just spread it from the kitchen Well actually I just prepared it. It's gonna be 35 minutes. Right It's for blue apron Yeah, it's it what I don't know that the whole thing was like I was waiting for it to be scary I was like all right, okay, I'm listening along and then she throws out blue apron. I'm like, come on.

I'm waiting for it to be like, oh, then I have to go to the post office because stamps.com didn't, you know, I was like, just gonna go in like another commercial. It really is a weird cold open because it kind of sounds like, like just like a dirty movie that horror movie Snuff porn is like what I think goes into

All right, so the show structure after this fucking cold open, as you mentioned, is there's two different stories that are acted out. And I thought there were going to be four stories, but apparently you have to subscribe in order to get the four stories. And I thought this was, again, going with this whole thing where everything has to be scary. I have a track out here. It's at the very end of the show. I call it the Scary Sales Pitch.

Play Track 23. If you would like to find out how you can hear the full-length versions of our audio program, please visit thenosleapodnaz.com to learn about our season pass program. 25 episodes each over two hours long and three exclusive bonus episodes, all for only 1999. Ooh! $120! Also. There's 40 minutes as a blue apron commercial. I'm gonna put that in there.

And also check us out at Larry Varty's improv school where you'll learn how to eat convincingly on an audio podcast. LUM LUM LUM in other things. And that's how you sell it. Alright, so that's the that's the complaint as far as how it has to be scary and have to work in the other fucking commercials and sales pitches that way. Do we want to get into breaking down these scary stories? Oh, please.

Yeah, please. The kid won, especially. The fucking fairy one is the. Don't talk about that kid like that. It's, yeah. That's the first fairy joke. I'm sure there's going to be more as we go through here. All right, so I have a track I'm here just

called Little Kid Voices just to set up the terrible acting on us. Alright. Let's play Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary? You haven't played before? No. What? What is it? It's a game. A really fun game. My mom plays all the time. Every month.

So I mentioned this when we teased the show last week that these little kids sound like Eric the Midget. I have an Eric the Midget clip. Why don't we play that as for comparison i was calling because uh... you know i was at the killer the comedy is we can't bother all of them i just wanted to call in to give you know a little

thing of what happened during the show and i also wanted to play what are you married with you guys Price is all IP little man. Yeah, we just missed But the kids you've been talking that like broken up thing. It's a really fun game. Yeah, there's oh god I have I have a clip and then what it reminds me of so here's here's the clip Another kid piped up What it reminds me of so here's here's the clip in the show Another kid piped up

It's true my cousin's friend said yes to Bloody Mary. Hey, he disappeared forever And no one knows where he went. Alright, so this is what that reminded me of I pray to Shiva let me die No, not even a colony take me I pray to Shiva, let me die, but I do not. Now, now the evil of Kali takes me. From, they will make me drink the blood of the Kali, then I'll fall into the black sleep of the Kali Ma. What is that? We become like them.

We'll be alive, but like a nightmare. You drink blood, you don't wake up from nightmare. Another kid I don't. It's true, my cousin's friend said yes to Bloody Mary. Hey, he disappeared forever. You drink blood. And no one knows where he went. You drink blood.

You not wake up from nightmare either. That's a deep poll, well done. I'm gonna give the, no sleep some real credit there, because they have a better score. I mean, the answer. That's true. Obviously, it's just much better. They had to work in the creepy main theme.

Boo, do do do do. It's kind the creepy main theme. Boor door door door door door door door door door door door door. It's creepy. It's very heavy-handed, Stephen. Exactly. Look at us giving notes to Spielberg. Yeah, fuck that guy. What's he ever done? He doesn't put out a quality podcast like that.

That's true. You're gonna play it. I love this kid though. So, here's another one. I think we probably just overplayed some of this stuff, but I love this fucking kid's voice. It's a game. A really fun game. What you do, you go into a pitch black room.

Just let that bathroom over there, and you stand in front of a mirror. Then you chant three times. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. You kill when you are rough in the street of her. And then mirror. I cut this just because I like this. Yes Yeah Yeah Did you stand over a mirror? I don't think that's what you're supposed to do it. That's how you trim your pubes So I have a clip that's right after how explains how fun this game is and I call it so wait I'm confused is anyone know what happens? Play track sex.

No one knows for sure because every time someone says yes, Bloody Mary reaches through the mirror and takes them to the mirror world. What happens after that? No one knows. Is anyone proofreading this shit? You already said that. Oh, you go into a barn, you order a bloody Mary. And pray to God.

I have another clip here that I call it All right, get to the fucking point play track 7 You see I once played a far stranger game than bloody Mary It's a game that you may or may not have heard of a very special game And I'm going to tell you about it. It's called Hide the Slame. These actors get paid by the word. I fucking hate that phrase. It's something you may or may not have heard of. Those are the only two ways that this could possibly fucking happen. We got 50-50 shots. What the fuck are they talking

about? Yeah. There's a lot of parts in these stories, and the story's dragged on for about 20, 25 minutes each, something like that. And they could have been summed up in a minute. Yeah. You know, you know how to second, stupid. They just drag it out for all these little details that they put in that are neither here or there. It doesn't, not even make sense.

There's one clip that I have, it's actually from the second story, but I literally call it neither here nor there. Play Track 21. A month or so afterwards, I was assigned to do some consulting in London. I thought I'd be terrified to go back, but honestly, I wasn't. Okay. Who cares? I thought I would be what I wasn't Okay, who cares? I thought I would be but I wasn't neat What else going on wonderful storytelling amazing All right, sorry, sorry. I got a soft track. Let's get back to that first story and this kid with his bloody Mary and this

What's the game? Go into an old Navy and the dressing room room there's a mirror and you go in and you try and some cargo shorts and then when you get the cargo shorts on you make sure that you pull off the tag sensor so you can steal them. It's a really fun game fun game By the way this fun game if You get pulled into a mirror and no one hears from you again. That's it. That's what he described as a fun game It's get the fucking psychopath

That's all well then they go into the whole the fairy thing which really like you said could be summed up with one sentence essentially so He he goes over the so the story let me condense the story for you. I'm an unpacker Please do the kid goes to his crazy creepy ass cousins house and They decide they're gonna play fairies so And they decide they're gonna play fairies. So... You know what you say? It makes it sound gay. Wow. Jeez, sorry.

Yeah. They made it sound fun. So then he... I'll play fairies for you. Everybody plays fairies. I'll play fairies for you. Before we started the show. I'll play fairies for you. So yeah, then he plays fairies. Before we started the show. So yeah, he plays fairies.

So he has to imagine a fairy. And then like really, I guess the whole story is that the fairy is a monster. And he screams and his parents come and pick him up. That was all. Yes. parents come and pick them up. That was... That was... Oh. No. Yes. Yeah, that was a... We were wrestling and then it changed. It felt icky.

It felt icky, but then it felt great. That was... Yes. I was lucky to be here. Kevin, how much did I tell you? Childhood station is never funny? Yes. Alright, so these cousins that he goes to visit are twins, and he makes a brilliant observation

Play Track 8. The twins also shared very similar facial structures. You guys are fucking... You're telling me these identical people look alike really Fucking idiot. They might even have the same parents. Oh my god All right, um, all right, so this ritual that they do to play this how many fairies game it starts up right now I'm counting three It starts up with

lighting candles and I just pulled a clip. Play track 9. With diligence, they arranged the candles in a six-pointed star. What's that? I asked pointing at the shape they were forming. A star? I thought stars just have the five points. Hey, slow down there Hitler

Then we played Jewish fairies Let's all get the oven All right So get the oven! Oh! Alright, I'll see you guys later. Alright, can we do it? We walked. Can we walk? Can we walk to another co-host? Holy shit.

Alright, I have another track just plotting along on this fucking story that takes forever to get out. Play Track 10. I have another track just plotting along on this fucking story that takes forever to get out. Um, play track 10. I saw it now. Right before my eyes. Clear as day. A fairy. Was this what Jamie meant when he said that a fairy would come to me?

Oh. That's exactly what he meant. I mean, this is dumb, right? This is, this guy's a fucking idiot. What kind of question is that to ask? The guy said, I would enjoy the football game and I did enjoy the football game. Is that what he meant by that?

Yeah. Everybody, the thing I noticed the most is like the host, make sure that he enunciates every word. So I think that that's why it sounds so. And he overly mispronounces them as the child's voices. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta say everything stupid.

That's because the script had like backwards R's and shit, it was written like a like a crayon, like a kibroda. Alright, if you guys don't mind, we'll keep plotting along on this story. I have some more clips that kind of follow through the sequence. Alright. Alright, play the terrifying sound, track 11. Then, I heard another sound, a sound very different from the thumb. This was the sound that told me neither Jamie nor Ella were in the room.

I heard from just a few feet away from me, a creaking, wheezing sigh. And then ice in a glass, just shaking in my uncle breathe you heavily. I just I thought it was really funny that the scariest thing was an indifferent demon the guy's just sying yeah he's not even he's not even like you know he couldn't be more bored to be a good guy. Oh jeez it's kind of summoned to me again I'm getting better than hell. Oh, jeez, it's got summoned to me again. Big deal! I was down by the creek watching my wings. Okay, boo! Are you guys scared now? Can I go?

I knew this was gonna wait into Fairy Gate Talk. It's a point. Why does that star have six points? He's a stupid. It's another one. Okay. So Kevin one of my favorite things on these shows that we listen to that are prescripted is of course the fully work. And of course this is into the present time he's having a conversation with his cousin about this incident and they have to set it up that they're in a diner having this conversation over coffee. Play the diner saying, there's one thing that always confused me though. We set catching up over coffee at a local diner. It's a weird detail.

Probably just nonsense. And what's that? I asked. One time, Jamie and I had a dream. A nightmare. Just like any other nightmares. There was a fairy halver above the pond. Just like every other night.

But this time, when it turned into a monster, the ferry spoke to us. They were apparently next to the dishwasher when they were discussing this. But what's goofy is it has to be terrifying and in a diner. So you hear like late squinking, but you also have like this ominous music

playing at the same time. But it did remind me though, Kevin, of that podcast we did about the GA Joe podcast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember when we were at the construction site and we were recording that. I have a clip just to take a spin down memory lane here. Sure, sure. All right.

So here's the thing. He goes on and on about shipwreck and then he says, well I think I played it earlier. He says, yeah, technicals, he says that that's a jack, technicals and compression. But the first time I heard, it sounds like Michael Douglas. Okay. I don't know if it's like a thousand Michael Douglas or kind of a headlop right? Michael Douglas. But I found that Michael Douglas. I know how Michael Douglas says that. Oh, yeah. He's got this.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, I remember that day. That was a pretty fun show, actually. It was pretty fun. I know, remember we had a plug-in, the laptop, to the generator that they had out there? That was cool. Yeah. And then we uh... But I remember, didn't we have uh... we had lunch with them. We were sitting on the beams,

remember? And we were eating. We were going... We were eating. So we took a black and white photo of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were all eating at a row like that. But still Kevin, I got to say the best podcast we've done today was one that we recorded while we were at a rock concert. Do you remember that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah. Play that clip from Furcast that we did from the rock concert.

And there's this guy who's a guest on the show. I don't know if he was Andre, your second. He was a huge fan. Well thank you so much. I don't know if he was Andre your second He is Are He is a furry But I love For example, about Neil the grass Tyson

So this is like this And if you know the words The entire thing So this is like this So that is trying to make you look cool and he's referring to Hodinana fucking Like Yeah Tell him The first time So

Boy that brought back some memories I remember that was that was good I'm just glad somebody was there that are Tade that crowd that night We were at phones during that segment. It hurt me inside. I was actually just going to play the whole song. I decided to cut it short. Sorry, guys. Yeah, remember that was we recorded that in the bathroom at the Nickelback concert. So I think that that's

why you got some bleed through, but yeah, the audio quality probably could have been better for that. Well, we've always had to hear the guy who was sucking you off in the stall though. Well, well, check all that. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds the same as eating on that construction being. All right, that's enough of that nonsense.

Moving on. I don't have any more clips from the first stories or anything. Anyone want to put a bow on that one? You guys miss the best part of that story. As they said, the fairy winked at them. Right. The fairy would come out and then wink at them and then turn evil. This leaves me out, man. This is true. That's what made it horrified me. It's the fairy wink. Hey. Who summons me? Who summons me from my pond? I'm very busy. All right, this is going good. It's my favorite part so far. All right. I can't say anything. You played Nickelback and I'm just a master.

Literally, I have nothing. I'm dying. Well, the good news is anyone who was seen in the podcast has not turned it off. So, that was here after that song. Last pressure. Yeah, as much as I was surprised. I think mostly people heard it. And they were like, you know, I fucking really want to hear that song. And then they turned it off.

It flipped over. I would be surprised. All right, then you got the next story that comes up. Yeah, you have any clips from the next story? I didn't, because it was a complete clusterfuck of, I don't know what they were after in this story. Like she gets on a subway and then there's a bunch of dead people and she's British and then she's,

I don't know, it's just, it was fucking, I don't know. I like the one with the kids better because I could, you know, do the voice. But yeah, I don't really have any clips from this one if you do. Well, there was a kid when she gets to the post apocalyptic London world. There's this little girl. And she is, I don't know, she's like that cave person

from like the land before time or whatever. Yeah, I, Chaka. Chaka. I was like there, Chaka. She's just wandering through the wasteland, like a half-civilized human. Well, I wouldn't call it acting, per se, but she's doing something.

I have a tracker here that I just call. I have no idea what's going on. Play Track 20. I have no idea what's going on. Play Track 20. Oh, Jake! The...Bones! Those you've got before! Excuse me. I'm talking about. So I think that's just the way they do. That's how they talk. In England. I told you.

He's so long. Did you ever heard a queen speech? That's what it does. It's a low-oh-diet. Where you talk a little bit low, like, you only see a pole ellipse. You're doing it wrong, Kevin. That's supposed to be more gurgling. Oh, sorry. We took a little bit long, like Imoanese e-port ellipse. You're doing it wrong, Kevin. That's supposed to be more gurgling.

Oh, sorry. It's more gurgling. More sandwich eating. I'm going to say for a single word in that, I'm supposed to be scared. I don't even know what the fuck is going on. And then I want to know after e-port ellipse where the sweet shoppiece,

because all want some taffy, full. I forgot to pack my toothbrush again. That's a fresh people say, right? Yeah, they're all about toothbrushes, I think. Yeah, they're all high-gash. I forgot to fill with their toothbrush. Yeah, they're all about toothbrushes, I think. Yeah, they're all high, too. They're all high, too. They're all high, too. They're all high, too.

All right, here's another quick clip from that second story. Play track 16. The station platform was littered. No, carpeted with the dead. Many set against the walls. Most simply lay spread-egagled on the floor. Alright, I got a little bit chubby on that one. How you guys felt?

Oh, there's carpet and spread-eagle tuck. Yeah, my pants got a little tight. Which you said talking about the dead spread-eagle. What the fuck? Why would you explain that twice? Explain dead people with spread-eagle. Is that a weird thing they just had? They just had the dead corpse he had spread-eat open their ass cheeks. Lay on the ground. I think they just had the dead corpse he had spreading over the rest

And I walked over them like a fine burba Yeah, I was I wasn't a little bit confused as to how it got real like it turned into my dad wrote a portal They were blanketed no they were they were blanketed. No, they were they were carpeted. Now they were they were linoleumed all over the floor The carpet matches the drapes is what I mean All right, I have a clip here that I call the world's worst question What What? What? Play that again. I'm sorry, no, I'm fine. You came here, didn't you? You came?

How the fuck else you get anywhere? You came to see me? No, I've been here my entire life. What does that mean that you came here? My mother gave birth to me right here. Yeah, what are you talking about? I've been here the whole time? Oh, think, he used your legs. He got, he just put one foot in front of the other.

Step over the carpeted, spread eagle bodies. I wish you had narrated the story. Now where is the sweet shop? Yeah. Where's that happy? Where to walk? Get how up it to the sweet shop. I want me a tow-blown!

So tankish delight! One thing that we haven't pointed out yet about the breets is how good they are at swearing. Play track 19. What the actual fuck happened here? It sounds so dull. That's awesome. I've never used that phrase now. I'm gonna use it every day What in the actual fuck what the actual fuck are you doing here, buddy? Who in the actual fucking way to do that's what I've been asking myself all I give them credit that's that's a pretty that's a pretty good swearing right there Now that's a good so much better. They would throw a couple of those. Seriously.

You watchable. It's a big role, my fucking inside. You dumb, dumb, and can't. Oh, they are brits. You bloody Mary. Get all that from all that spread. Don't bring that bloody Mary anymore. No one knows what happens, because no one knows. Don't bring up bloody Mary anymore

What happens cuz no one knows I Got to drink them if you're a long day a drinking. It's like hair of the duck I have it the next morning and then you look at the mirror and you say mimosa Yeah, and then you look at the mirror and you say, Mimosa, Mimosa. Mimosa. Mimosa. Mimosa. Yeah. And then you go to this. What else would happen? There's another thing that they do. And again, it's just poor writing.

But they try to make it conversational, but no one ever talks like this. I have a clip. It's got a clip from the first story and one from the second story. And I call it, don't try to guess it what have a clip. It's uh, it's got a clip from the first story and one from the second story and I call it don't try to guess at what I'm thinking. It's fucking annoying. Play track 22. As you might have guessed my aunt and uncle weren't the most overprotective caretakers. You're probably thinking all that evidence of something amiss and you still carried on? What an idiot!

Who talks like that? Like, Benny, you're probably thinking, why did I agree to do the show? What an idiot! No! No one would ever have a conversation. Why have the actual fuck did I agree to do the show? No!

The questions are great though, because they're just like terrible questions to begin with. You're probably thinking, why did I turn it back? No, it's not what I'm thinking. Again, it's just like, it makes the story longer for no reason. Yeah, but it's not like that somebody's paying them to make sure the show's 60 minutes. Apparently, apparently there. Yeah, they have five minutes of blue apron commercials at the beginning.

So somebody's says somebody's Somebody's sponsoring this I guess I'm shocked that it's his popular is it is You know as a scripted show guy. I just I don't know Why why be why be gets it's garbage? That's why you're shocked at people like it. Well, yeah I think all of them are are just garbage. I mean, that's just by preference, I guess. I don't like it's like an audiobook. You know, I mean, it's not what I consider a podcast like that. I don't know. Now, have you ever heard an audiobook? audiobooks are actually interesting. This is garbage. This is like the worst Harry Potter one of them all. I read I have the audio book for

uh uh where the sidewalk ends and it this is uh some of the narration I'm gonna play for you. And then and then I walked down the sidewalk and I took out some chuck and I wrote a hopscotch on the sidewalk and but then it ended I don't think you've ever actually read that no Could you play the audiobook from where the wild things are yeah, yeah, here we go. It's uh Then I was in the woods and there was these giant monsters, but they sort of look like big puffy friendly monsters and they have big heads like when you go to the park like a Disney land and they have big heads but you can shake their hands and sometimes they press their hard boners into your face when you're you know hugging them. I gotta read that book again I forgot how

funny that was. Yeah it's a good one. All right, so there's a couple other things I want to play going back to the beginning of the podcast and when I say the beginning I mean the first fucking half hour of it with these commercials the the podcast and when I say the beginning I mean the first fucking half hour of it with these commercials. The Ouija movie that's coming out that they promote. Oh yeah. Has the this is the worst copy I've ever heard. Play track 4. So treat yourself to a frightening film starting October 21st. Ouija, origin of evil, and enter to win a great prize. I'm predicting the board will spell out the word win either way.

Boo! That fucking sock! That makes no sense at all. It makes no sense. It's like, we'll see the movie or win a cat-task, either way. Ugh, fucking dumb. And then here's another thing, either way, your time is dumb. Ugh. And then here's another thing, though. Either way, your time is currently being wasted,

exactly. Yeah. And then here's something that is just a fucking shoehorned comparison. Play track 3. It's especially nice to be launching the season so close to Halloween. We're working hard to make this a month of pumpkin spice nightmares.

What kind of knife, though? That's so fucking shoe hard pumpkin spice nightmares? I like a pumpkin spice beer every now and then, but I don't think there is such thing as a pumpkin spice nightmare. Oh, there is yeah, yeah, yeah Well, I was a kid a this kid Donnie told me a story about a pumpkin spice nightmare Yeah, I was yet a Starbucks and I saw a girl wearing a vest and and leggings and she had uggs on too But then she had a pumpkin spice coffee and she tripped over a bag at and she splashed it all over my face. That sounds like a pumpkin spice nightmare. It was, yeah.

He was scarred. He looked like Freddy Krueger for the rest of the... Yeah. All right, now I'm getting very delicious. I'm getting very delicious. Kevin, do you have any other clips from the show that you want to play? Yeah, you know, I do not. Okay, I think I'm pretty much spent on it too.

So, in summary, this show sucks. Debra doesn't do it. And why the fuck is this popular? What are we doing right? Ugh. We're gonna get emails. Looking forward to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is David's show. David Cummings is going to be quite upset with us. That's a dude's name right. That the host David Cummings. He is the show runner. Oh, his co-host name is Jim Feltcher. And then there's Barry Blumkin. Wow. That's what you know you need to wrap the podcast. I'm going to start slipping into. All right. So Kevin, this has been a lot of fun.

But next week we're going to do it again. And I do have a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing. I like to tease our audience. Yeah. They get excited about listening to the next week's show, which is probably already out by now because you probably don't listen to the show weekly, right, Vinny? They just kind of pile up and you go, oh, there's all bunch of you. How many of these have you done? Too many. Yeah, this is episode 34, 35. 34, I think. Yeah. So I have a clip from next week's show go ahead and play the teaser

Hello and welcome to the retro BGM revival hour my name is Edgar Velasco, and I am the host of this show This is a video game music show where I will talk and share various video game music tracks with the 8, 32-bit, and current video game music errors. From the obscure to the well-known, while respecting and honoring the music that many gamers have grown up on, and for those who have just discovered the wonderful world of video game music. I have been a fan of video game music as far as I can remember and believe this is an art form that needs as much exposure as possible. Each episode will focus on a specific theme, franchise, or composer, and that brings us to the day's theme, and that composer, and that brings us to today's theme, and that is Sega vs Nintendo.

The 4th generation of consoles produced some of the most divisive and bitter rivalry ever seen in the history of video games. The 2 main contenders of Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo waged the war against one another unlike anything ever seen before. Which side of the conflict did you think were you a Sega fan or was the Super Nintendo the console of your choice? That's what I would like to know as we revisit the console battlefields of the 90s and once again discuss which system was best. Has your view changed over time or are you still just as loyal now about your favorite system as you were back then? But this time we judge it on which

game has the best music. time we judge it on which game has the best music. What the fuck are they talking about? They waged a war that was greater than the one in my homeland that made me flee. Yeah, what is this refugee talking about? What is this? This is the only form of music we have. His video game. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Our national anthem is Zelda theme.

When we hear Tetris we stand in salute. Ba da da, ba da da. So, if I put way too much in I just realized. I just came away the entire show We've nothing to clip for next week, but yeah this fucking asshole does a show featuring video game music because it's an art form That needs as much exposure as possible. No, it doesn't it doesn't need any exposure at all So we we're gonna listen to episode 37 which is called Sega versus Nintendo 2 Boy who does 37 episodes? Yeah 37 which is called Sega versus Nintendo 2.

Boy, who does 37 episodes? Harder. Yeah. In fact, episode 38's already out and it's a Halloween themed one, but I started listening to it. I don't know any of the games he was talking about. It was just fucking boring. So I thought this would be a little bit more interesting. Since we might actually know some of the games we're talking about. All right.

But we're going to find out, Kevin, which was better? Nintendo or Sega? Based on the music beds of the fucking video games on those systems. Which one made you more cheerful? I can't picture a dumber argument to make and a spend an hour on, but that's what we'll be listening to. I tell you, there was some of those songs and some of those games that maybe throw the fucking controller against my wall. I can tell you there's there was some of those songs and some of those games that maybe throw the fucking controller against my wall I can tell you that much. I Like that he says we're gonna listen to music from the 8 bit 16 bit 32 bit and today like Nintendo 64

Fuck you we're not gonna listen to any music from that capsule It's a weird premise. Yeah a little bit, but I mean no more strange than you know people in first suits and all the other bullshit that we Review here. So we're for suit. Sweet. Why what is this? I actually I sent you something earlier in the week I don't know if you saw but there was a triple murder I just forgot to firk cummerbond Yes, now there was a Triple murder in the furry community that was on the news. Do they get hit by a car? What happened?

Kill by a hunter. No, I don't know. Hit by a car or hit by a hunter? Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure. I didn't read the article. I just saw the title and I was like, oh, because that's all I do. I just, you know, like most Americans, I just read the title. Yeah, you read that line of them. And then put it up on social media and say, this is what I agree with.

I just share it immediately. Yeah. I do that. There's a publication that always has my viewpoints. It's called the onion. There's spot out with everything they say. I just share everything that they put out there. Holy fuck we landed on the moon.

If you want some really funny fake news go to Bright Bart. I also want to say before we go before we get the clip thanks to Vinnie for coming in. And, thanks guys. And, sitting in with us, check him out. On the Rochester show, it's on YouTube, it's on a local channel in Rochester, New York too. What is it, my 18, right? G, yep. Friday night set. One a.m. we are now after Tosh.

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And what you guys are pretty cool So please people we're gonna have fewer Holocaust jokes and we'd love for you to join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Oh, thank you! You know, who are these? Pod curse. I don't know.