Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep106 - The Howard Stern Show

Episode Date: May 20, 2018

Crosier is back, and this time it's to discuss the Ronnie Mund Show. Also featured on this show is a guy named Howard Stern. We both ramble on and on about a bunch of stuff. We definitely didn't talk enough about how awesome Richard Christy is at drumming or how insufferable Lena Dunham is. Next time. Baba booey! Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis! Hit 'em with the Hein! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. Hey now! Hey now! Good morning everybody! I am shot out of a can this morning with my one cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee! That's right! Alright! I'm taking it up in the morning! Why do we do this? Oh, let me tell ya, and I have such gas, Robin.

Oh, this week we are reviewing the Howard Stern Show. You know, the premise of this show, Crouch, is that we make fun of other people's creative work. You know I invented this concept, Croucher. I invented the concept of making fun of people's creative endeavors. I got in the waterport in in 1982. I'm oh shit my Soundboard just died Yeah, mystery science theater ripped me off

That's right. I invented this whole castle. We try to reboot my soundboard here. That sucked All right, so this week we're talking about Howard Stern show Croge and I have both listened to a bunch of episodes. That's right. And I want to get into it because we both have a ton of clips to get into. I am a huge fan of Howard Stern. You are a fan or used to be a fan. I'm officially a former fan.

A former fan. Listen to it this week, just drove that home. Really? Shit of what I have not been missing. It's been about two years since I was a regular listener. So I'm not going to let this week, just drove that home really. Shit of what I have not been missing. It's been about two years since I was a regular listener. So I'm not gonna let this happen again, because when you came out here and we did Adam Corolla, you had the exact same spiel.

Yes. I'm a former fan, love the guy for 20 years, don't like him anymore, and you convince me to stop listening. I had to stop listening to Adam Corolla. You're not gonna do this to me on Howard's turn. We'll see. I'm gonna continue to listen to Howard's turn.

You know what's weird is I assume that anyone listening to this show is familiar me on Howard's turn. We'll see. I'm gonna continue to list Howard's turn. You know what's weird is I assume that anyone will listen to this show. It's familiar with the Howard's turn show, but probably doesn't know what's been going after the past 10 years or so. Yeah, he's been on satellite 1012, it doesn't. Yeah, it's in 2006. I get the feeling that since he moved to satellite,

there were some hardcore people that went along with them. A lot of those people have now dropped off. I used to be able to have a conversation about what happened on Howard's turn this morning with almost everybody in my social group. Oh yeah. And now I have to keep that shit to myself. There's nobody I know who was the sourdesterner knows what's going on. I remember people I work with.

We all do it here, Howard this morning. Right. Oh yeah, it was a band practice, it was at work. It was like all day long, I could just talk about what's going to happen tomorrow when Arnie comes back on the show. You know, whenever it was going on. Yeah. Yeah. And now there's just none of that. So let's get into some some clips here. I do want to talk about when he went to satellite. There was a concern that it was just going to be a lot of gratuitous swearing. Yeah. There's no more FCC, so now he's just gonna be using F-bombs and C-bombs and you know, the gloves are off.

Yeah. And let me tell you that that is turned out to be 100% true. This is a song featuring his limo driver, Ronnie. Anybody who I want a musical break from Ronnie. Yeah. Hold on a second. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,, Buffy with Conflict. Yeah, Buffy with Conflict. Yeah, Buffy with Conflict. Meeting Conflict sets for him. It's over the top. Now, it's so funny, because I pulled the exact same thing.

You know, I wasn't a most of the episodes from May. Okay. So far this month. Yeah. I tried to pull clips from a bunch of different episodes. I had a feeling that we wouldn't have a lot of redundant clips. Yeah, because there's so much to pull from. Yeah, a lot of material.

Well, and it's weird because he'll still get into, listen, I was moving my bowels, or I was making duty, right? Yeah, right, right. I was using the word penis over and over again, as if he was still on to run through the area. And then he goes right to cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. And that is a toe tap, or I'll give him that.

I mean, so Ronnie has become the biggest deal on the show, which is super annoying. Ronnie is not an interesting person, but for some reason, he confessed that he likes to take a dildo up his ass and now he's the most important part of the show. One of the ways you become an important part of the show is that someone starts doing an impression of you.

Yeah. And so Fred, who I love, Fred is the guy who plays out the drops. Phil Egenius. Civil Egenius, amazing. Fred has this Ronnie impression that he does. And I got to tell you, Kroshra, I really like the Howard Stern show, but listening to this clip and isolation, I realize that this is just some morning zoo. Yeah.

I'll stop and I'll just like soak. Stop and you just soak. So, yeah. Yeah. I let my meat marinade exactly I tell you I'm not I'm not the same kind of dude you guys It was like a man cow yeah lip I was saying back on the coldly shit howards fake laughing over the top robin is Cackling non-fucking stop. Yeah, it's a morning zoo. It's yeah, Howard's fake laughing over the top. Robin is cackling non-fucking stop. Yeah.

It's a morning zoo. It's, yeah, it's bad. One more thing real quick, and then we can move on to something else, but. Of course. So Robin Quivers, the news woman, is a narcissist who adds nothing to the show, only detracts from the show. She's terrible in every single way.

Oh, yes. And you know that a bit has run its course when the Robins started getting in on the action. So this Ronnie thing earlier this month was going on for eight and a half hours. They're just talking to Ronnie and playing Ronnie's songs. And then Rob and think she can get it on the act and start joking around with the guys. I bought a spatula. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. I took that. Yeah. She tried. Yeah good. And I took that too. Yeah.

You should try it. Yeah. All right. I thought enough of this. Have you ever tried the egg beta? Oh, Robin, doing a runny impression with a joke that is a flat. Oh, boy. That's pretty flat.

All right. I've been talking to Spotlight. What do you got here, Chris? Well, since we're talking about Ronnie, can we Can we talk about how much of the Stern Show now is just straight up gross shit? Yes. Like, just straight up gross. Right, not funny or interesting, just gross.

Yeah, not funny, not interesting. You hit that nail right on the head. So why don't you hit number five? This is actually from that same conversation. This is our friend, Brent, who is a producer on the show now. Right. What about Brent Hadley's tips for making a woman orgasm? If you're licking her, you use the two finger cul-de-sac technique.

Ah, tell us. What is the two finger cul-de-sac technique? Let's say that the woman is on her stomach. So you use your two fingers and then what? You press down at about five o'clock and there's a little spongy thing there. There's the G spot. I see a press on that, but there's a little spongy thing there, the G spot. I see a press on that, but not with a little bit of pressure, with a lot of pressure. And that will give her a G spot where he has them,

like if she's never felt that before, she's gonna go crazy. Ugh, now, after listening to that, I may never have an erection ever again in my life. Well, I suppose you could know what Brent looks like. Yeah, it's not a tractor, man. I do not want to hear him talking about sex. Now, since we're talking about that, Ronnie is in his late 60s. Yes. Howard is in his mid 60s. And there's just something

about senior citizens talking sex that is just so awful. Do you mind hitting my number six? Pretty please. So wait a second. So you, you did the two finger call to sex. So you, but I didn't call it that. What do you do? You put your finger in on on the 11 o'clock. And then you got to and you got to give pressure. You got to go up on it and put pressure on like rub it a little bit, you know. Yeah. And then you put your tongue in the ass chimney. And then you've got a lick. You got a lick. You got a licker. You got a licker clip while you're pressing on the juice. My god. I have to do that too. Yeah. You don't have to lick a clip You don't have to but again are off without licking a clip. That's correct Oh, man. I know this yes you can but lick it or clit enhances it right or wrong

God, oh that's so fucking again. This is a bunch of senior citizens just just oh my god I was puking into a bucket trying to remind me of I was driving home from Syracuse, or I should have meck to work from Syracuse, and I had a colleague of mine in my car, and I was just playing the Howard Stern show, because that's what I do as I drive. And it was one of these types of conversations that came out, and I realized how cringy this shit is.

If I listen to this in headphones, I'm walking on the supermarket, I don't give a shit. But as soon as somebody else is nearby, and this is going on, like, oh my God, this is so uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't want anyone to talk about licking this woman's clint ever again Oh, it's a step especially not a 70 year old fucking guy like Oh And I'll give you a break on this I promise but this goes into how gross the show is but also how goddamn funny Fred is Fred is in charge of the sound effects.

Yeah. And he throws shit in there just spur the moment that's fucking great. So quick. Can you hit my number seven, pretty please? You can actually stimulate the cervix by tapping it or slightly rubbing it. Rob can verify this. Dude, I know about that. That's all the way up in there.

Yeah, you got to do it. You got to shove your hand all the way up in there. That's like the note that you just put a punch in. You just revive your hand around that little note that is like enough. There's an upper out of the deal. Yeah, there's an upper, there's an upper. But neither of you, you might know about it, but neither of you can feel how difficult you can feel or come out of that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's words. You can make her come like that. Oh, God. And now, that first voice that we heard there was Benji. Yes. And like, I had a bunch of clips of like, Benji comes in, he makes no sense, and then they're like, Benji make no sense,

and then he starts yelling at everybody, and I'm like, this, oh, God, it's so, it's the opposite of entertainment. It is the 180 degrees away. Benji has definitely lost it. And thankfully he's no longer on the show barely at all. And Benji wants to come in. He used to be in the studio.

Anything he wants to come in the studio and talk, they usually put the Nick's on it and say, no, no, that's fine. We don't need Benji in here. I did want to play since we're talking about Ronnie and then we'll move on. Ronnie has just been the feature act on the show. And they talk about, because there's so many Ronnie songs,

that they could have a Broadway musical. Ronnie revealed that he likes to take things and put them in his ass. And this has inspired a bunch of songs. And I think we have enough songs now that we could actually do a Ronnie show on Broadway. Is that right? Okay, so that's the setup, right?

There we go. So now it's time to start playing all the Ronnie songs. They're gonna be part of this musical. Nothing you can say could make my talks pray like wet, cunt. Oh, wet, red, cunt. Nothing you can do makes me shoot my good like wet Yeah We've my tongue

Imagine like half the audience has already left the theater like they thought they were coming over a real show So that's not terrible because you got Roddy trying to sing this song and it's it's it's got awful But what do you think there isn't production going on? Then it crescendos. Nothing you could plow could make for better child than wet com. Oh, here it is. That's it. No type of clip feels better on my diggin. Wet com.

Wet com. Wet com. Yeah. All right. I think you get the point. Now, I don't know. When I was a kid and we first learned about swear words, yeah, that's what we did, except we didn't have

Pro Tools, if we would have had Pro Tools, it would have sounded 100% exactly like that. I don't know who this is for because how has become this weirdo PC guy who can't use the word retard anymore, even though he used to have featured Wack Packers whose name had the word retard in it. Yeah. But then he goes up on these tangents where the C word is the punchline for two hours straight. Yeah. Here's more Roddy Broadway music. Oh, good. Oh, and over here.

You turn the dull show into a hit. You got that right. Yeah, oh yeah. Bice, thinking rubber dumb. Where you shit right in my fucking horny mind. Who thought limo driver could be the biggest pervert on my shaft? Hey, when'd you ask? I was comfortable. OK.

All right. Yeah, this is what's going on. This Broadway musical about putting things in your butthole and that continues on, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna play this clip here. All right, this is gonna be fucking nice. Let's fucking sing it. You're a secret your charm and your bits.

Yeah. It's the best. I think there's too much work that goes into these shit jokes. Yeah It's like hey guys. I got a premise. This guy put a dildo in his butthole once what's Roy all these sogs about it? Just one last this is like the big hit number from the Broadway show. Oh, I can't wait to hear it I know it's probably gonna sound exactly the same as the last day I just played I'm gonna lick your boobs, your ass, your thighs, and did I mention content? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Now here's a tip that'll make a sick show about Roman and all of your twat. Oh! What the? How did the show turn into this? That's a good question, man. What's interesting is how our Stern has become the best interviewer in the world? And it was never like this before. When he had a show in the 80s and 90s, he couldn't get celebrities to come out because he was such a douchebag.

Yeah. Which was great. But now he has a list celebrity's on. Yeah. And he does an amazing job interviewing him. And then in between, he plays these fucking Roddy-sogs about wet-cut. Yeah. It's it's bizarre Well, and then when he's not doing that and he has him in to discuss that very topic right?

Um, I got a few more clips on this gross Streak but I'm gonna spare you we got Ronnie talking about natural juices. We got Howard who's 65 like rubbing you Okay, yeah, we got over to 65 talking about his com tissues floating in the toilet you want to talk about that? we know we got collars calling in and talking about squirting on the couch it's fucking awful but you don't want to play any of these clips no I'm gonna save you I'm spared you you're gonna thank me later I appreciate it but if there's one thing and you know this about me if there's one thing I like better than senior citizens talking sex it's fat guys talking about shit. And can you play my number 12?

How soon do you shit after that movie experience with the fries and pretzel? Yeah, my body is used to the rigors. I put it through I mean I I pete after the movie I went home sure I took a shit when I got home, but it wasn't like I was racing to do it So that's Jason He's a 350 plus pound guy. Yeah. He went to a movie and ate a bunch of shit. And of course, the question on everybody's fucking mind is,

well how soon did you shit after that? And that is the nugget of entertainment out of like a 20 minute segment. That was fucking brutal. Getting through that. Oh. Yeah, Jason Cab was not an interesting person. No, and shitting's not that interesting of a topic, get through that. Oh. Yeah, Jason Kab was not an interesting person. No, and shitting's not that interesting of a topic. It's hard.

It's hard to say. See, you're doing this to me again, Kroch. Because here's what I was gonna say. Howard is amazing at making you care about things you shouldn't care about. He has a whole cast of characters on the show, like JD and Sal, and all these people that for some reason I care about what's going on in their lives.

And I don't know why that is. Yeah. And he's done a good job this year bringing the guys in and having them all kind of shooting the shit and it's been fun, it's a little morning zooish, but it's been fun and interesting. But you can't make every single person interesting. Jason is not an interesting person at all. And you know, another one of the topics I really wanted to get into is how fucking boring

the show is, dude. It was fucking crawling for me. Yeah, I know. Because he's filling four hours, three days a week. It's gotten onto three days a week. But you can really tell that he's trying to fill four hours because nothing goes by quickly. If he introduces something, that's gonna be what we're gonna do in for the next hour.

Yeah. Can I play a few things here? And I apologize because these clips are too long. Yeah. And I was noticing as I was clipping in my head, I clipped too much just to get the context in there. It's like 30 seconds, 40 seconds, I know. Yeah.

It's long, but no. So this was gonna be my summary of the show Okay, this is the only thing I pulled off the internet as opposed to listening from an actual episode This was an hour-long radio segment that our TV distilled into a two-minute video segment that I knocked down to 15 seconds The voices you're gonna hear are Howard and his wife bat. This is my number one. Okay All right, these kittens live in my house. I love them all. You know, it's very funny. Boring. Is it boring dear? I don't know. Howard's what? Who is not a professional broadcaster? Turns to him and says after 45 minutes of discussing kittens,

they brought in an adoptive family to take kittens or they gave the kittens kisses live on the air. His wife tells him, it says, is this boring to your listeners? My answer to that is yes. And by yes, I mean, fuck yes. Oh my God. So his wife, Beth O, is, she doesn't have any kids. She never had kids. So she fills that void in her life with animals. And here's a clip of Howard once again

talking about Beth and her cats. But my wife is on Instagram and I'm on that a lot with her and we introduce people to different cats that need to know, that need to home. So really the most social media is when I'm sitting there with cats or kittens that are in our home and I'll go here, give me that camera and I'll introduce them to the audience.

It's so bizarre. This shows becoming an informal show for foster kittens. Because Howard in his ridiculously huge apartment in Manhattan must have 300 cats in there at any given time running around because Beth has so many voids in her life. There's no way and I hate to say this. There's no way they're a happily married couple. You can't imagine. I can't imagine because Howard is such a douchebag

and so much older than her. Yeah. And she was a model. I don't know. Tractive. She is. But yeah, she's got a rock and bod. She, you know, I'm sure she could do a little bit better than a guy like Howard Stern, right? She seems like a socially successful human being. Like she has friends, she likes to go out, she enjoys the company of human beings. She also seems like she's a millennial

when I hear this clip. My wife's on the phone all the time. I even say to her, hey, let's go for a walk in no phones. And she says, what are you crazy? Well, yeah, she goes, well, I'm doing important work. I'm getting cat, I'm saving cats' lives and saving animals and getting them adopted. And I go, oh, okay, it's hard to argue with that.

My wife follows Beth on Instagram because my wife uses Instagram just to watch videos of kittens and puppies. Oh, that's why the internet was in bad shape. Exactly, all day long. And so I look over her shoulder from time to time, I see what's going on here. Beth Stern is on her phone all day long every day.

Yeah. Just posting pictures of these stupid cats and these kittens. And I find that to be a reprehensible way to live your life by staring at this little screen in your hand all day long. It must be very frustrating for Howard. And I got a little look into Howard's psyche. Yeah.

He had Cardi B on the show. And then later on during the news segment, somebody called in to talk about Cardi B and he mentioned why he thinks that she'd be the perfect girlfriend. I know what he means. I mean, she's very good looking. She got a job, you know.

Those are his criteria. Good looking, you'd have a job. Are you listening, Beth? Get a fucking job. She does nothing but hang out with cats all day and is on Instagram and I was like, okay, enough of this fucking horse shit. Don't do something with your life,

but you could tell just from that comment, this, I've never heard a guy describe why a chick is attracted by saying, she has a job Amazing, you got a point that don't say listen I want to get back to how boring it is But since we're talking about the psychology of Howard Stern can you throw off number 26 please? I'd love to But I'm I live the life of a baby people take care of me all day. I'm completely sequestered. I don't know where I am. I have no sense of that.

Now back in the day, what was great about the Stern Show for me anyway was like, he was kind of a relatable guy. You know what I mean? He was married. He was the every man. Yeah, he was very, he was sexually frustrated, but he was funny about it. He would have awkward interactions with people he worked with or people he talked to in the street or whatever. And like he would tell these stories and you could almost picture yourself there, not as a radio guy, but just as a fucking human being that interacts with other people.

Now the show is literally like, I'm locked in my fucking basement on the internet or whatever. And like, he doesn't like to leave his house unless he's hanging out with a-list celebrities in Mexico or something. And his stories are like my limo driver was taking me to work this morning.

It's like, okay, well yeah, that's super fucking relatable. And this is the other thing about Howard that is 100% true, I pulled this ISO. I'm one of those guys who can dish it out, but I really can't take it. Yeah, I hate that the truth. It's so true. When he moved over to Santa like,

an already laying was on the show They started doing these roast and they brought into all these great Top-notch comedians to come in and roast everyone. Yeah, I think Howard got but heard about it Because you know these guys would come in and just start ripping out of about his fucking cats and talking about kittens Yeah, and yeah, I didn't go real well. Oh, it's not a guy who can who can take it. He can just ditch it out. Oh my god No, I sat down to listen to my first start show and fucking forever Yeah, it didn't go real well. Or it's not a guy who can take it. He can just ditch it out. Oh my God. No. I sat down to listen to my first start show

and fucking forever. Okay. And I was unsure about that. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Yeah, they had just come back from vacation. I'm like, you know what? I bet, you know, the recharge

we're gonna talk about something interesting. Can you hit my number two? This is the regular phone collar, like every day phone collar to the show. All right, let's go to the phones and talk to Bobo Yeah, how well? Hey Clay Cougalie Mugaly. How about that intro? What did he say? Gugalie Mugaly? Great Gugalie Mugaly. Great Gugalie Mugaly.

He said, googly moogly. Great, googly moogly. Googly moogly. Googly moogly. All right. Now, this dude is a fucking train rack. He's a dumbass. He's the worst. For once, I agree with Robin.

He hears their name and just goes, oh, and that's exactly what I thought. Now, dude, I'm not. This guy's name's Bobo. He's obsessed with the show. He calls it every day and it's not fun or funny. 40 minutes, Carl. Yeah.

40 minutes of the beginning of the show. 40 fucking minutes was just talking to this idiot. Now, I'm gonna play you the punch line. This was the culmination of 40 fucking minutes and the reason I'm repeating that over and over again. Cause it was 40 minutes of my fucking life that I spent listening to this bullshit. This was the funny bit.

This was the punch line. This is number three. And he is an interesting word. A pop-a-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le a pop electric a p l p l e c t i c alright um... gave up boring i didn't know it's going on here no we're going on he's him trying to pronounce a word that he came for now it's an act goes on for almost a minute

and this is then they spent five minutes goofing on it and playing it over an over again and it's like uh... this is a guy who is boring, like that's the bet. This guy, listen to how boring this guy is. So let's spend 40 minutes with this fucking boring guy so you can be fucking bored off your fucking ass. And then as any show does, they will have colors who just call in

and praise how amazing they are. And you get things like this. Everyone is ripping you off I've heard you say that in 25 years that people rip you off and I experienced it firsthand I experienced people using the same drops that Fred uses what you know, I say about that, Crouch Fuck you What do you mean people are using the same drops gives a shit who gives a fuck What do you mean people are using the same drops gives a shit who gives a fuck

I heard that I was like this is outrageous who would do such a thing Yeah, dude the sickle been it callers like every caller calls in love you Fred love you Robin I got this to say and then they hang up with hey love you Howard Can you put me on hold and Howard goes oh I love you to and I'll put you on hold I love you too, and I'll put you on a whole... Eh, eh. I know. It's like an awful. I know. It's gotten a little bit annoying. He does not, like, any type of controversy.

No. There are people who have been banned from the show, like Hansi, who actually tried to take him to task for all the nonsense that's going on behind the scenes. Yeah. We can get into that. He was the one interesting guy. He was the one interesting guy.

Now, I know you hate it when I do this car, but just roll with me on this one's this is what how are things is fascinating this is a woman called underdog lady it doesn't even fucking matter what the back story is right but let's listen to what she thinks about fast food and this is what how are things is fascinating his words not my number four. On Sundays they have a no coupon needed offer. They offer three roast beef sandwiches for $5. So I get a double or triple orders that the supply will last longer.

And I may eat one of them that same day, but I freeze the others for other days. How many days before you'll eat another one? And usually a week. Anyway, I was fascinated. You know, I love all things underdog. That's boring. You're boring, everybody. You're boring, everyone.

Dude, good job. Thank you. But everyone? Oh. Dude. Oh, good job. Thank you. But that's fascinating. That's fucking fascinating. I remember that show because they're talking about Unidog Lady and then I don't know if you have this quick probably not. But yeah.

Okay. Arbys was listening to the show and gave her like a $150 gift card to Arbys and something like that. And they were talking about how amazing that was. They could have on this whole conversation about why he doesn't other places have roast beef sandwiches. Like, what are we talking about? Why is this interesting for anyone?

Let's get back to talking about wet cut. Bring Roddy. Yeah, what's going on? What's going on? And then meanwhile, nobody on that staff, at least in the studio, eats fast food. Like, none of them know anything about it. No.

Oh. All the way. He does have a guy on the staff who wrote a book about fast food. Yeah. So that's always interesting. All right, let's talk about JD. Let's talk about JD. There's a lot of different guys on the show.

JD is one of my favorites. I don't know how you feel about them. But here's a clip. JD is the guy who watches TV for Howard and pulls clips from TV shows that Howard can play on the air. So every now and then they'll have like a thing where like JD come in and play all your favorite clips that you've pulled from from TV. So this is him setting that up. It might be fun of JD sets up this nice clip. Go ahead. You explain. This is the what?

What is it? It's the Chris Weber clip. Yeah. Yeah. So they're an NBA game. Chris Weber, he's the playing NBA. He's the analyst now. He meant to say, NBA Dexterous, but he says something else instead. Yeah. So I like JD.

I like his bits. He can't talk real well. He's a mush mouth. Yeah. He's an idiot. And he's definitely lovable. He's a lovable loser. Yeah. In a way, in a way. In a way. But I do want to play this bit because they're talking about Chris Weber doesn't

know the word ambidextrous. And Howard says, this is how you would use it in a sentence. I thought this was hilarious. He's trying to use the word ambidextrous, which by the way means like if you used it in a sentence, you'd say, you know, hey, this guy word ambidextrous which by the way means like if you used it in a sentence you'd say you know hey this guy is ambidextrous You say ambidextrous is a hard word to to spell That's using it in a sentence Fuck it idiot But I do want to play the Chris Weber clip because this is funny. Yeah, and look what happens. You force the issue. And I don't know. You've just got left handed right handed. Is he amphibious?

Yeah. So that's pretty magnificent. Uh, basketball players who have become commentators. Yeah. Not always on point. Yeah, but dude, I pay to see an amphibious basketball player. I don't know why you. One of the knocks on Howard is that he claims to have invented everything. Yeah, well, dead. I mean, when you think about it, it's a real broadcast thing, it's all right. If you even interview people on the street,

he claimed that he invented that, even though this has been going on, it's the beginning of broadcasting. He swears to God that he invented syndicating a radio show. Yes. In the 1980s, 60 years after the invention of syndicated radio shows. No, what else was doing it? Here's just a clip from this month, another example of Howard Inventing things.

Yeah, I got to run commercials. Make some money for the company. What a business. I just did a half hour on pussy lips. And now we're going to make some money. I want a job. What a business. It's a joke. You invented this.

I invented this. This is my contribution to the world. Oh boy. So Anthony Cumia from Opiean Anthony does a great Howard Cern impression. They were on David Letterman going way back many years ago. Yeah. And this is Anthony Cubia doing his Howard Cern impression on David Letterman. One would have to acknowledge, certainly, that Howard was kind of like, I invented everything. I think.

You know, people stood there, and I invented a locomotion walking. They stood there, it was all over. I forget about saluting. Now, people just didn't do anything, and then they chessed in an alcohol breathing. That was me, Robert. That's more.

Yeah, Mark Coney ripped me off. I'm my Coney Rip New York. I invented more code. That's that's me. Always a fun bet, because Howard really has gotten ridiculous with the shit that he claims to have invented. He thinks, Jay, why don't we rip them off? Yeah. The other thing that Howard loves to do, and his go-to bit is the impression of his parents.

Oh, yeah. This is something that goes on quite a bit. Here is, I'll set this up real quick. They're talking about Elizabeth Hurley has her 15 year old son shooting pictures of her. So Howard decides, what if my mom wanted me to shoot pictures of her? How would that go down?

Yeah. I have to admit this is pretty funny How it yes my clit is fully engorged now. I thought shooting before it goes down Okay, mom And remove the toilet paper from my pussy lip I just need toilet paper from my pussy lip. I just need. I'm a kid. Why do I have to do that? Because you're the photographer. Oh, I'm going to throw up and zoom in tight on my mom's furnace. I have to admit that when he's doing his mom

with better than listening to him talk to Robin. Yeah, I'd rather how would do both of the parts of the conversation than here. Robbins non-secreters and nothingness. Yeah, oh, and he's been doing that for 30 plus years. I mean, when I dropped off a couple of years ago, he was still doing a Ted Kennedy impression almost every day. Ted Kennedy, who had been dead for like 12 years at that point, like nobody even knows who the fuck he is.

Yeah, I know. Well, here's Howard real quick doing both of his parents. He does both his father and his mother and him, all having competition. And I have to admit, even though he goes to this well, a couple of times too often, it is pretty brilliant that he can pull this off. And you say you want to be a million there.

You don't even, you've never made a dollar. How do you know? You stupid. Yes, Dad. Yes, father. Happy Father's day. Yo, you make me a birthday card with such ping pong records. Why are you making ping pong records? Dad, I'm just honoring the company that you say, I don't like it. You know you have father doesn't like ping pong records. And you write ping pong records? I just, I'm impressed that he has a,

shudder. Oh boy. Yeah. That bit that I just played could have been from any episode over the last 35 years. Oh my God, if you've been doing this for a while. If you told me you pulled that from 1998, I would have totally believed you.

Yeah. He apparently, when he grew up, his parents didn't give him the type of nurturing that he would have liked. Oh really? Oh, I didn't know that about that. I never knew that. Yeah, I wish he would bring that up

on a show once in a while. Yeah. You know, one of the other things he does constantly, and like I was even kind of surprised that he was still going on about this is how radio personalities of the mid 1960s in New York City sounded. And I know that's a really universal concept. Everybody can get on board with that. But you know, in every joke, there's a nugget of truth. Can you hit number 27 for me? Yeah, when you read about me, you know, I peaked in 1985. I haven't been good since,

you know, that's it. What do you want? Can't keep this shit going. Yeah. I peaked in 1985. All right. Oh, man. And that comes from he did about an hour and an hour and a half about Oh man, and that comes from he did about an hour and hour and a half about There was some radio guy wanted to be in the Hall of Fame and his wife wrote him a letter and he was already on his second show of Spending over an hour on this he was taking phone calls and the callers are like you gotta stop This isn't funny and then he was tweaking out. I know what's funny and fuck you. This is funny and like I took a bunch of clips And just threw it out because it was so fucking boring. I boring I could that's why today will not be a great show Oh, there you go. Yeah There was what was the guy's name's a kid Kelly kid Kelly. Yeah, this kid Kelly guy who is a top 40

DJ I Guess they're gonna have his wife on the show now. They're gonna continue to do this bit Oh, cuz he wants to get into the radio hall of fame and it's so like there's one guy called in set There's no way we're gonna vote for this guy to get into the hall of fame cuz this is the worst bit. I'm Terrible. Yeah, it's fucking terrible. It's not and like I mean, I know like Howard's a radio guy He was huge in radio. He grew up with radio. No one gives a fuck about radio anymore I mean I'm like you. Thank you I'm a lifelong radio listener. I'm even listening to the fuck a radio

Right, it's it's dead. It's gone dude. It's over with and when you do yeah Anyway, that's why this show was called who are these podcasts. Yeah, no shit There aren't enough radio shows for us to talk about. This is your first one right there. No, this is the first Nine podcast there you every show that we've done at least has a podcast version. Yeah. But yeah, we are breaking the rules today. Well, so one of the reoccurring bits on Stern's show is they do the news with Robin at the end of the show and people write parody songs about having sex with Robin.

Yeah, and it was in her late 60s and more of her Leo Bees. But yes, go ahead. I don't know if you've seen her recently, but she looks terrible. I wouldn't believe it. She has like this kinky blonde hair thing going on. No, I don't know what she's, I don't know what she's going for. But anyway, this is an example of a Robin song. I forgot to mention your sweet brown shit pipe clean your cock Rubbing just please use some baby wipes. I don't want poop on my day It gets very literal on that song wow usually you try to do some indy wedo You know trying to make it clever. This is just like wipe your ass because I would have fuck you with a shitter I know I poop on my deck. Okay, all right. That's good. You know when they send romance

is dead Carl. Look at here we are. Here we are. So anyway, that happens on every episode of a song about a old lady who had cancer and is now obese. Yeah, good times. Good stuff. So can we talk about how fake the show has gotten? Yeah. Like, it's depressing. It's, it kept like kind of incrementally easing its way in that you would start taking these fake phone calls and having these impressionists on and all this stuff. And there was a bit where it was funny,

but like, it's gotten to the point where it's awful. There was a bunch of voices I didn't even recognize from not having listened to a couple years. That were like every time you pick up the phone it would be these same people. Yeah. Can you hit me with number 13? This is after and I'm not joking. Uh, 45 minutes into that bit about Ronnie and Brent talking about the, the G spot and all those other shit. This is number 13. Uh, customer service. Ser serious customer service on the phone. They want to tell me something. Yes, sir. Oh my God, me, sir.

You must stop this segment. We've just had 29 million cancellation. You're telling me 29 million serious customers just canceled? Just listen to our show. Oh my God, I'm deep up to bump ringing up the roof. NASA is trying to shoot the satellite out of the sky! Ooh, that's so morning, zoo. NASA is trying to shoot the satellite out of the sky.

Oh, it's just super crazy. NASA have missiles. It's super crazy. Yeah, and then thankfully, howard heard that, and then only did about 28 more minutes of licking clits and natural juices and all this other bullshit. Right. Now, at one point, a celebrity calls in.

This is the most uncomfortable show I've ever done. It's fucking awful. It's really bad. No, I mean, this show that we're doing right now is so uncomfortable because we have to talk about what he's talking about. Yeah. I know. That's not words that I use in a daily life.

We never have these types of conversations and here we are. Yeah, yeah.. That's not words that I use in a daily. We never have these types of conversations. And here we are. Yeah. Yeah. Here we are. Finally. So here, a celebrity calls in and Howard steps on two of his fucking jokes right off the bat. This is number 14. Oh, Simon cows on the phone. Let me deal with this, Robin. Okay. Yes, Simon. Hey, fuck knows. Hey, hey, wife, stealer. Simon's my name and wife fucking's my game. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. That's all powered. You may not believe this, but I would like to become your friend. Yeah, and fuck my wife.

Because then I'd fuck you wife. Yeah, exactly. I'd like to drop one of your cats, specifically your wife's pussy. Oh, yeah, that wasn't a good back and forth right? No, didn't work out. one of your cats, specifically your wife's pussy. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I didn't, that wasn't a good back and forth right now. No. Didn't work out. Now, on number 15, he gets another collar into the show.

I'm the phony's Melania Trump who is upset. No. Hello, Mrs. First Lady. Okay. And then in number 16, we get this, and I want you to pay attention to Howard's role in this conversation. Okay. You know, I just want next year

I won't be comedian that's corresponding dinner. What you think? I make joke. Come on. Can I try out joke on you? Joy-han Okay, good. Thank you so much. Okay. Hello. I am at dinner. Oh, I see Sarah Haka be or as I like call her Sarah on fuck a B. What do you think about that? he said i have to be or as i like call her said i have to be a have to think about that that's uh... well that disparage is her i think that's a little below the belt yeah okay i think that's a lot of the fact that she's so ugly

the secret service called him is my carcabee all right listen to me you're missing the point women now are not attacking other women's appearance and mention neither. Oh, what is the point of that? Now Howard Stern, who once had porn stars in the studio to throw baloney at their asses and try to get the slices of baloney to stick to them is now the staunch defender of I don't even know what he's defending there. It's I heard that. I'm like, first of all, we're down this fake rabbit hole.

And now we're at this, like, Howard is the virtuous fucking defender of woman kind. Like, what the fuck is going on? Let's talk about that. Because there is something that chains with the show around the time that already laying off the show. It was around 2008, 2009. Yeah. Howard, and, you know, he's newly married married and maybe that has something to do with that you

used to have the Sibian, he had porn stars in and ride the Sibian and now there's nothing with hot chicks anymore. Everything's with like gay guys and everything's about like penises. Everyone's touching each other's penises and taking their clothes off and he stopped having on great guestly Gilbert Godfried. Yeah, you get all the time. He used to have funny comedians and then this is already talking to Gilbert on Artie's show discussing this. An article did come out saying that Gilbert was banned from the show and then you know Gilbert had every right to call up Gary and ask about it and Gary told Gilbert that they don't have comedians on anymore. Oh yeah.

And then Gilbert listened the next day and they had four comedians on. He'd prefer Chelsea Handler's brand of humor. Yeah. It's so true. Instead of having Gilbert got free, who's one of the funniest fucking people you can have on a radio show, they're bringing in Kathy Griffin, every fucking year, and Amy Schumer,

and these people who are just, they're so boring. And they're in there over and over again. It seems like he has this small, blue legacity has on constantly. Yes. And it's like earlier this month, it was the guy who plays the Ritalar on Gatham. Who's a fucking nobody?

Yeah, he's been doing it watching this Gatham show. What are we talking about here? Yeah. And it's the same questions over and over again. So, and don't bother with these clips, but so Amy Schumer comes in, and this is gonna be shocking Carl, but he asked her all about money.

How much money do you make? How do you split up the money in your marriage? Let's talk about money. And then he asks what famous people are you waiting what famous people you know Have you seen these famous people's vision? I and his and or penises and it's just like oh my god So then he has Andy Cohen in who I'm not super familiar with but he's a he's a TV show I think he's a TV show. Sorry. I like Andy Cohen is a TV show, but he's hard something today But he sums up the show pretty well. Okay.

This is number 19. All right. You have been named Top Gay by the show on many, many occasions. Very honored. This show has gotten gay. Oh, and the title. By the way, the show has gotten gay.

Show is 100% gay. Yes. Now, yes, absolutely. Pretty soon, everyone will be coming out. That's right. Yes. And now I agree. And then he asked him a question. If you can hit number 21 for me, please. How did it come about that so we can clear it up? I have told this story on this particular broad. I know, but I want to give you a chance. Howard, you asked me that question. And

I told you the story on your fucking show and you're asking me again. The last time I was here, we talked about that. It's like that Adam Kroll effect, he'll get the person in and like let's just have the same fucking conversation we had last time. It's like, it sounded better than Adam Kroll, but yes. But it's getting there. And then he asked him what stars, you know, what stars are they fucking? And then he asked some number 24. You've never seen his penis. No, is that true? Yeah, when you do tours you guys never like on the same hotel

Yeah, we're in the same hotel. I have a sword fight. No, no, no, you're so mature. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I can't believe you haven't seen his penis No, I'm never Carl. I can't believe you've never seen his penis. I Can't believe you've never seen his penis really. can't believe you've never seen his penis, really? It's like you're not telling me the right answer. Talk about this guy's penis for Christ's sake. That's all we're trying to do here. And that's the thing is like after 20 years of listening to the Stern Show on my own accord,

I know what celebrities have seen what other celebrities' penises I could write you a fucking novel on this. And it's not necessarily a topic I'm all that interested in. All right, so obviously you, you, you've sat us into the show because it's not the, the show it used to be. No, not even, not by a long shot. It's, it's changed a lot.

I think we've covered a lot of those topics, but the thing that we haven't talked about is Marcy Turk. They brought in this woman who is the COO of Howard Stern's empire. Oh Gary actually reports into her Gary Delbate The producer Marcy Turk is someone who it's I hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but they do not talk about her You know how to talk about her and any talk about he's she's been brought up. I think twice on the show Here is one of those times And then I do the show I wanted I had a laugh

The new thing from the from the the people who now hate me is oh how we're changed because of Marcy Turk Who is the woman who runs my company? He got this woman in there and she calls the shots on the show Okay he got this woman in there and she calls the shots on the show. Okay, so that's him finally addressing the controversy that if you go on Reddit and Twitter, that's everybody's talking about. This woman is ruining the show and Arty Lang on his show talked about Marcy Turk because she did come in while he was still there. I don't like coward.

There's a Brody hired named Marcy Turk. That's what I was doing, the Goofa. Marci Turner, very funny, yes. She, she, she brainwashed Howard had the most impressive brain I've ever seen in my life. This was a thinker, you know, and a brilliant mind. Someone actually brainwashed him. This woman came in, the little Gary, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He had an office, right? He wanted five more feet in the office, the entire time I was there. The entire time I was there, she gets tired, gets his office and they make it bigger. Oh my God. So this is a woman. Remember, they never talk about her.

Why did you do that clip where a guy called in and said something, the only other time was on his birthday show. They were in this big theater. I remember that. And Howard calls out Marcy Turk specifically. Marcy Turk, you are an inspiration to me every single day you changed my life. If you love the Howard Stern show you love this woman, Marcy Turk. So that's him acknowledging Marcy Turk. I bet he wishes he could take that one back

because now she's a secret. She's in the shadows. You don't talk about Marcy Turk. This is already once again talking about how this has changed into a PC climate, which it was never PC and Howard's gotten so weirdly PC. Yeah. She's involved with this book called Getting Things Done, which has been set on the internet like a cult. And she came in and just made everything politically correct, a aggregate topic, a gather conqueror. There's no more gay jokes you can't you know it would be if you want to be equal you're gonna get good time like everybody else you know that's the point I don't have anything against anyone and that's what

the stanchor was about that's all gone yeah now he's really on to something what yes so when Howard went over to satellite he had these two channels that was 24 hours of programming yes and they started playing these old shows, shows from the 90s, late 80s, that kind of stuff. You got this whole back catalog. But they would add it stuff out of these old shows. And it started real subtly like they would they would edit out like phone calls or mentions of his ex wife who was at that point was part of his life would call into the show, things like that. But maybe there was like a divorce agreement

or whatever, who cares? But they would like edit out these conversations and pieces of conversations that had anything to do with a ZX wife. Okay. And then they started editing if he was too mean to Gary, if he called someone a fag in a Jolly way. Or it's, oh yeah.

I didn't know that. But people would post up on on the internet Here's the unadded version of this thing and then here's the version that they You know just played on the air last night and it was like they were they were Swiss cheese and all these old shows to the point where you couldn't even They actually stopped playing those old shows in their entire these which was the fucking interesting part of play it I'm yeah, dude. It's it got real bad. It. It's a straight-up memory hole in 1984, like that never happened. You're just a mad man. So we mentioned there's this guy, Hansi, who used to call into the show. And Hansi is a lunatic.

Yeah. Very unstable guy. Very unstable. I don't know what the fuck is going on with him. He's one of these conspiracy theorists who believes that you know tinfoil hat guy all the way, but He was the only guy. Yeah, who would call out Howard for shit that's going on behind the scenes talk about Howard's daughter If you're with the zoo's a zoo Yeah, I hope that I don't want to get into that but actually, but this is a hands-y calling to talk about how Arty Lang and Southern John were talking shit about him. You know, did you we just thought the southern john already shit?

Yeah, I did. Are you going to address it or no? I'll address it if you want me to. Go ahead. Artie has a podcast in the southern and they were negative about me. And I can't say I was thrilled about it. I was I was hurt. But what am I going to do?

Didn't badmouth you. Oh, they didn't. Okay. Well, whatever. Then he's happy. All right. I didn't seem like a compliment, but okay. Whatever. Hands you didn't. I know I hear that all the time. That I'm he said. That's what they said. Yeah. I'm politically correct. All right. So I'm politically correct. What can I tell you? I would listen to the first hour show. Tell me how politically correct I All right, so I'm politically correct. What can I tell you? I listen to the first hour show Tell me how politically correct I was but you know how are you live long enough to become Don I miss now So Handsy is officially banned from the show. Yeah, and there was an incident where he brought up Marcy Turk and they dropped it

Yeah, in real time, you know, he still got that delay. Hit the dump button. And he hit the dump button on it, and Hansi posted up on Reddit afterwards. Like here is the conversation I had from my audio recording of it, and here's what went out. So there is a conspiracy here about Marcy Turk

and not bringing her up. And Howard can't even defend himself because he's definitely in the wrong. If people want me to be something That they Yeah, so he's done with hands because he can't address the fact that he has definitely made a conscious effort Away from Gary the retard and Wendy the retard. Now it's Wendy the slow adult. Is her name?

And if you ask Wendy the retired, what her name is, she says it's Wendy the retired. She doesn't care. Yeah. And you know what? And like I do give Howard credit for a lot of things. One of the things that really give him credit for in the 80s and early 90s, way before it was cool

and way before it was a thing that people talked about, he would have gay people in Men and women and he would ask them about their lives Which was something that was totally, you know, Ellen was in the closet It wasn't a part of pop culture at all even though you know gay people have been around since the beginning of time And he would have a gay guy and be like what was it like when he went on it a day? What was it like when he had breakfast with this guy? Or like, just kind of benign shit, but he treated gay people like human beings

and I give him a lot of credit for that, you know? Yeah. And now he's kind of gone this weird PC way, he's taking this turn where it's, yeah, it's very, it's weird, it's weird. It's gotten weird. This is Cardi B, shows up on the show. And I mentioned, you know, he's a very good interviewer,

but it really depends on the guests, whether it's interesting to listen to or not. And whose penis they've seen, but yes. So, Steve Dogg was on the show. That's always interesting. Love listening to Snoop. Cardi B, I just, I had a Google this question. What nationality is this person? I just, I had a Google this question.

What nationality is this person? Well, now I got this little fame and everything first, they used to talk really badly about my teeth. Oh, yeah. And person, my teeth were really, you know, they were a little crooked, but. So, this is a person who obviously English is not her first language. No, because her teeth, her teeth were crooked.

Yeah. So it looked it up. Do you know where Cardi B is from? I have no idea. The Bronx. Do you know where the Bronx is? It's an America. This is an American. And then this is hilarious.

She's talking about how her dad doesn't speak English for a while, shock her. And your father's a hardworking guy. Your mother hardworking. You know, your father had a, your father doesn't speak English real well, shocker. And your father's a hard working guy, your mother hard working, you know, your father, uh, had a, your father doesn't speak English, right? He, those speak, he speaks, I understand English. He just is very bad. His English is very bad. So he prefers not to speak English.

He's a good, like, people hear him speak English. So he won't speak it at all. Were you embarrassed by that as a kid? Because sometimes kids can get freaked out by that. Why does my dad speak English so he won't speak it at all. Were you embarrassed by that as a kid? Because sometimes kids can get freaked out by that, why does my dad speak English? You should know. It didn't cause a problem in your neighborhood. What kind of question is that?

Were you embarrassed by how your dad spoke? No, he should be embarrassed by how you speak. Yeah, no shit. That's what I'm into the idiot. Yeah, and you know, Howard would have ripped that person apart for sounding like a fucking idiot back in the dead. Oh, definitely. Well,

Cardi B is a big celebrity and how we're now kisses the asses of every big celebrity. Yeah. That's, that's his new thing. But Cardi B did say something that I thought was a pretty spot on. And every single time that I smoke weed, like on my teenage years, I was a really big smoker. And I just spoke Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber, Dumber Check out the big brain on Brad!

You're a smart motherfucker this way! Oh, Cardi B is an idiot, that's what I learned Yeah, I listen to Howard Cernshaw Can I just say that's my favorite fucking drop you got? That's the devil Jackson and Brain on Brad! Check out the big brain on Brad! drop you got that's actually great yeah great i'm at least glad to hear that her speaking is as completely fucking incomprehensible as her music holy shit

there's one other clip that i want to play from the car to be interviewed because at one point she just starts calling out howard right to his face now people that you gotta get your nose done Howard right to his face now people is that you got to get your nose done Oh, no, you look like a bird you look like a possum you look like a lizard Like a wizard the fuck's a wizard Howard is a huge fan of garbage entertainment Yeah, he likes the bachelor. Yeah, his favorite show He watches all these like chick shows. he's into stuff that chicks are into, he's not a guy who's into sports. Yeah.

He's very unrelatable in a lot of ways, and he loves the movie 50 Shades of Grey. Really? Oh yeah, he's all in. Really? And he just watched the third installment, whatever that's called, Shade-ier Grey.

Yeah, the one that's at like 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's these movies. I haven't seen them, I don't know anything about it, but I, the one that's at like 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's these movies. I haven't seen them. I don't know anything about it, but I'm pretty sure it's garbage. Yeah. This, I thought was really funny because he's talking about the star of the show. This is the worst compliment you could possibly get. That the code lit.

Oh my God, the code in Johnson is, you know, and she's not even a great actor. She walks in. She's not even that hot, but she's hot to me. She's not even that hot. I'm talking about it. I don't know. She's hot to me. She's not like, she's not the hottest woman on the planet. I just thought there was so much because he was literally trying to pay this person a compliment.

He really doesn't like the movie. He goes, she's a terrible actor. And she's not hot. What are we doing, then that why are we watching this movie Oh man, I don't know what else you want to talk about so tan mom John drunk. Can I can I tell you uh The hours I listened to this turn this last week or so. Yeah, and there was a lot of them

There was one thing they had me laughing. Oh good. I had one genuine fucking laugh out of this whole experience. Okay. If you don't mind hitting the... Well, I'll set it up. Okay. There was this... If you haven't been near social media this week, there's a sound clip going on. People are discussing if it's this one word or this other word. Number 28. Yeah, Okay. This whole thing is is this government it's a patient for sound waves. There's a different free frequency depending on which speakers you play these through. Wait a minute. What are you saying? Because you're a mess today. You're saying that now in number twenty nine nine your friend in mind of big celebrity calls into clear

up the mystery that i got to stop the presses on our phone is alice jones who says high registers on to something yes alice i would be he is right the government has had had had had had had had had had my vocal cords it's part of the pin up and up and up to panic technotronic technotically you say that laurel versus yani is a government plot it it it's a government plot by by the bill of the birds and the you you you jenis and the most love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love was always fun. Fucking Alex drone stuttering of all the fake bullshit I had

to sit. That's your favorite character on the show. That was amazing. That was great. That was a fucking great impression. It was great content. I'm like, all right, after fucking 12 hours of listening to his bullshit, you finally know what neither of us

pulled. And I'm a little bit surprised is Richard Christie's dad and that whole bit that was going on. Richard Christie is the Southern Redneck who happens to be like one of the best drummers in the world. Yeah. And it's just fucking hilarious. I really like everything that he does.

I love all of his bits and his dad is brave. Oh, he is so good. They had a bit that was from the most recent show which I didn't have an opportunity to clip, but they were calling that tradeo show. Yeah. And tradeo would come on and just say, all right, here are the rules of trading.

You can come on here and sell stuff like, but you can't, you can give away firewood, but you can't sell firewood. You know, then we just have a very specific rule. And then Richard would call and say, I got some firewood. I'm not giving it away though, it's for sale. And it was just like this over the top, so obvious.

Yeah, I found it to be hilarious. I should have pulled a clip from it, but that was really good. They also do this thing that I enjoy where they have game shows. Someone will call in and they'll pick one of the whack packers and they'll ask the whack packer question. The person on the phone has to decide whether they're gonna get the question right or wrong.

Mm-hmm, right? This was one that was interesting. They have this woman, Tan mom, Patricia, and they ask her what she would do. Like, would you come in and judge a shit eating contest? And you decided she didn't say yes or no to that. And you know, we'll be whole. She says, yeah, I'll do that. I'll judge a shitty. So this was just one of the questions from that bit I found the center tani tamam how about this contest the tastiest jizz cocktail contest yeah you know she'd have to taste these cocktails no no it's not gonna do that no way all right let's find a lock them in on a no hi it, it's Patricia, a tan mom. And I just wanted to say the juices of the juice drinks,

I would have a half a sip and then make a judgment. Wow. So you didn't get that right. Oh my, she would taste the juice. No jabbo, Julia. All right, that was, up Alright that was um Oof That was tan mom And you heard Fred

Brunently playing the the drops in there to make a song like a game show Yeah Fred makes a whole thing Yeah and then Shule was doing his tan mom impression We haven't talked about Shule but he is the guy who is the connection to the whack pack Yeah All the different all the Wack Pack. Yeah. All the different, all the different characters that have become part of the show because they're goofy and whatever way that they are.

And I find Shuley to be a phenomenal part of the show. Anytime there's a Shuley bit, it's usually good. Unless he's arguing with Ronnie, which I don't give a shit. Yeah. Ronnie ruins everything. He really does. One of the other bits that's been going on for a while now

is Robin discovered she's really bad at singing, which at first she was bummed about because I used to have these karaoke contests and stuff way back in the 90s, but she's embraced it. Oh boy. I do appreciate that. Here is a Robin song.

But there are over 10 different vocal parts in this. And it's impressive. Robin did every single one. And I want to debut it right now, I think. What do you say? Go ahead. Chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam,am, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam, chappam,am chappam, chappam,am chappam, chappam,am chappam, chappam parts that are putting in those pitches and they have everything like laid out nicely and then she starts singing and I just I find this to be entertaining. This is a little bit later on in the song. And all you'd ever hear to me is say is how I'd fit your me with you. There it comes, get ready. And all you'd ever hear to me is say,

I'm such a big dog. I can't breathe for the first time. I'm so old and old. I See I'm telling you man, there's parts about this show that I still like a lot. Yeah, there's some good bits I remember when she did Adele's hello from the other side. Yes I so that I must have listened to that 10,000 times on my own accord. It's so painful. It's so painful. But it's like you couldn't put that on. You know what I mean? You couldn't purposely sing it that bad. She is a terrible singer. For real. That is one of the things that isn't fake. Yeah. On the show. It's the one real part of the show. Yes. That's why today will not be a great show.

Grocer's or anything else that you want to hit off your board? We've talked about a lot, but there's so many other things that we could talk about. Not a fucking thing, unless you're really dying to hear about Howard's come tissues or some other gross bullshit. Well, in New York, don't you guys kind of required to have those water saving? Yeah, oh, it's so stupid. It doesn't work. It doesn't save any water.

I jerked all of this, and I couldn't get my com tissues to go down the toilet. I flushed three times. They like floated to the top because the flush is so weak. You know, you know, you know, what I hear about is com digits. The other thing he talks about is what porn he watches? I'm you porn. And it's just this ridiculous like stepmother and babysitter. Baby sitter, I remember that from that. Yeah, it's always the stuff that you're like, oh, you, that's kind of cringey, I like it.

And it was endless. He would talk about it every day for six fucking months. Yeah, oh, dude. Oh, however, that is kind of a funny bit when he talks about the porn that he's into because he'll watch the lead up like the story arc. Parker, they'll talk about the story arc, which I don't know. I'm a big fan of the show still.

I'm the only one. Yeah, everyone else has dropped off at this point. Oh boy. But for some reason, I'm still in. All right, well, this has been fun. I mean, yeah, yeah, of course it is. Yeah, that's great. I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't non has been fun. I mean, yeah, yeah, of course it is. Yeah, that's great. I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't non-stop fun.

There were some abs and flows that went on, but overall, this has been a good time. And I think we've talked enough about the Howard Surn Show, so. Oh, indeed. So you know what that means, Krozier, it's time for. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Crozier it's time for This is the part of the show where we tease a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week and Crozier know that you love this part. Oh, it's the whole reason I came here, right? This is your favorite part Oh, if you wear all these notes about Howard Stern I want to play this track and talk about this, but that's just that's just a journey this car There's the destination. This is the destination. So here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week I'm on 72nd Street at one of my favorite beer joints that's called get parts and I got the owner of get parts in front of me Matt hello, I love your joint brother. Thank you.

And thanks for having us because I came in here cold like, I would like to buy your shivering. I would like to do my podcast from your cool beer joint and you're like, yeah, right on man. So we're doing it for the first time. Vic Henley has arrived. Ty Vic, that's Matt. He owns Get Parts here. We're doing it for the first time. Vic Henley has arrived! Time, Vic! That's Matt.

He owns Get Parts here. Oh my God. Good Lord. Is this the Anthony Cumie Show? No, that's offensive of it. You said that. Oh, that's how it just like his boy. So, Kroge, just so everybody knows, we listen to a lot of the same radio shows and podcasts,

but we're never in open Anthony guy. No. And I'm a huge open Anthony guy. This is called OPRADIO. Oh! The brand new podcast from Westwood One podcasts. That was OP. This is OP.

Good lord. Greg OP Hughes. That sounded like the worst broadcasts or in the history of broadcasting. And it only gets worse. I have to play one other place to from this teaser because I'm not listening to the show yet. I listen to Opie and they for years. I know everything that's terrible about Opie. I'm very much looking forward to this. This is going to be garbage, but this really sums up how terrible Opie is. This is how

his show starts. Hey kids, get ready for one of the greatest podcasts you'll ever hear because my boy OP1 can OP. You know him is OP from the OP in Anthony and the OP in everybody. OP who's been broadcasting forever starting in Rochester New York where I'm still sitting. My name is brother Wee's. He got brother Wee's to do his intro and I spirit. I played 20 seconds of it. This goes on for 98 seconds. Oh brother We just rambling. He has no other reason is the worst radio personality in the history right now He might be the worst person in the history. Yeah But I love that brother we ease and OP are BFFs. It's hilarious because they're both so terrible.

Yeah. And OP does a lot of things that brother really, like, hey, mother hookah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, he does like all the brother weasestums. He stole them and brought them with him to Boston and then New York. Oh my God. And being from Rochester, I know everything that he stole

and it's not good to steal from Brother Weas. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Brother we use no Do oh my god This is gonna be fun. That's fucking crazy. I mean of Open Anthony were on the air here for years and a couple different incarnations Yes, I always wanted to like them. I tried I listened to them on multiple occasions I never found anything redeeming or funny or interesting Well, it's really you would say that because you have any kumia and gymnorton who are both brilliant broadcasters now Jim Norton. It's got a little weird He used to be a lot of water. He's a strange cat, but he's a very funny comedian very funny comedian and Anthony Kumia So quick so so witty and had impressions of anybody he could do any voice

Just I mean he was actually on Howard Stern in the 90s. Anthony Cumia was, he came on as part of like a contest to do Boba Booey impressions or something. Yeah, it was like a Jackie impression. Yeah, Jackie impression. Something like that. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. So I, I loved open Anthony show, despite OP, because OP made everything worse. And this is, you go to OP and Anthony subreddit and that's all anyone's talking about even Five years since the show has been off the air people are still bitching about how OP ruined every show Oh the OP and Anthony show and people are pulling together clips and showing a little bit of how OP ruined this segment So anyone could talk about so I'm very much looking forward to reviewing OP radio.

By the way, he got fired by Sirius, because, well, he got taken off of his show. He had a morning show after Anthony left with Jim Norton, Jim Norton hated him, so then he got moved to the afternoons and now Jim's in the morning. And nobody was listening to his show. He was doing this afternoons show. No one ever heard.

So eventually they just fired him because he was like looking at some, he was taking a picture of some guy shitting Yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, that's good stuff. He also was always creeping in on howards because they they were down the hall from each other It's so he would go down to Howard's studio and I don't know. Trust pass. He's a fucking weirdo So eventually got fired. He's been out of work for I think ten months Nothing going on finally West, Westwood wants, okay, we'll do a podcast with you. So now this guy who was a multi-millionaire

making millions of dollars a year, working for Sirius has a fucking podcast. Yeah. And I do like to watch someone who has no talent lose everything. It is fun. When bad things happen to bad people, sometimes it is pretty great.

It's, I can't believe that we still has a fucking radio show. Can you explain that to me? Oh my God, I wish I could. Who's this target audience? A 67 year old, Thrice Divorce. Who is he talking to? Oh my God, but my favorite story is Carl. You and I were on the Wii show show maybe 10 plus fucking years ago.

Yes. He had a studio downtown Rochester with these giant windows. He's talking on the radio. And the whole time he's talking, there was this producer guy who kept playing YouTube videos of old movies from the 70s. And he'd be like, oh, he's watched this, watch this. Now this guy is doing a fucking radio show.

And then he would stop the radio show to watch YouTube videos of 70s movies and then at one point in the broadcast he goes the right the mobile conversation he goes hey Look at that guys hat a guy walks by the street He had a fucking hat on and he stopped those fucking radio show to talk to a guy who had a hat on and I'm standing And I'm standing in the fucking studio, look at this guy's hat. And I don't give a fuck.

And I'm like, who the fuck is sitting in their car, listening to this? Like, oh man, I wish I could see this guy's hat. I hope they take this. Meanwhile, he had a giant studio. He's got a top-notch comedian on the show. Next to him, I think it was Jimmy Schubert. Yep, yep.

And we were there. And this guy is quick, he's funny, and weas is just derailing any type of conversation. We're all set up with our instruments, we got our gear, we're playing music, doesn't talk, doesn't want us to play music or do anything. Just wants to talk to some homeless guy

who's hanging out outside with a weird hat on. Yep. It was unfucking believable. Talk about filler. I swear, weas is only goal in life is to get to 11 o'clock. Yeah. It's just like, whenever it takes,

I just get to 11 o'clock, I gotta get the fuck outta here. I don't wanna be here, nobody wants to hear this shit. I have nothing to say. I have a strong connection to Weez because I used to work at ebombsworld.com and we hired Weez to be a consultant because we were working with

stand-up comedians and videoing comedians stand-up routines and putting them up on our website and we were working through we because we had all these connections. So we was at our building every week and I would listen to we so I would know what the fuck to talk to them about. Yeah. Yeah, it was brutal. It was the worst shit. None of it made any sense. It's so fucking boring. The guy is such a hack Yeah, and this what I'm describing right now was 13 years ago. Mm-hmm 12 years ago. They still going he's still fucking going He would talk about playing poker with his buddies. Grooch I Play poker. Do I ever talk to you about playing poker?

Is that a fucking pouring conversation? The guy's like, yeah, I had an inside straight draw. And then the guy pulls the card over like, what? What are we talking about? Why would anyone care about your inside straight draw? Oh, and shit. And the weirdest thing, should we just say about we as a certain. Maybe, yeah.

Well, I was just gonna say, and he beached Stern for years Rochester was like the one market that started to get to number one Yes, he did eventually but it took him over a decade right and that's who he was losing to was this fucking clown This guy such a fucking clown. Oh my god There's never anything interesting and he brought on fucking he introduces such talent as John to Tulio All right, I we're going way too inside We have we have listeners all over the world. We're talking about fucking Rochester radio Well, you know Carl I got a great bit about hot Rochester radio in the 1950s If you don't mind cranking up the rear of the car.

So please join us again next week because it might be the episode of Refinite Was It For All. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes right now. This dude is fucking corn. You're not Carousel Man! Your white penguin, giant stifters in her! Oh man, check it!

This looks like football! Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Slop in my hair. They slop in my hair. They slop in my hair. They slop in my hair. They slop in my hair. They slop in my hair. They used to have these comedians come in during the news segment and you're like looking forward to it. You don't have to interview this guy.

I don't think you know everything about David Tellus Park in apartment. I don't care. He's the funniest stand up in the world. Let him sit in on the news and crack wise as Adam Krohl would say. I don't understand how they got away from that No, and they purposely did stop to having comedians on During a segment when that's the only thing you should have yeah Nobody's actually listening to how it's gonna show for news. I don't care about the fucking news Yeah, and then when they do have let you know they have Amy Schumer in and they're just like, oh, let's have a serious conversation about your finances and your marriage.

Amy Schumer used to be on both being Anthony all the time before she was a famous whatever she is now. Yeah. And she was funny. Yeah. She could roll with the punches. She would tell funny stories. How it doesn't get that out of anybody? He turns everything into this fucking ridiculous horses. Like there's a comedian. I can't think her up and it's not funny. There's about people with Chelsea Hamlin. There's about people who aren't funny. But if you're gonna have a comedian on,

like what the I'm kind of just riff. You know, it's gonna have to be a whole fucking. Yeah. And then you've had him on. Like you said, the same guests come on over and over again. So we've already talked to Amy Schumer. Everything's going on, how famous she is. She has movies. Okay, we get it.

Can we just let her hang out and be interesting here? Yeah. Now you're a famous comedian. Tell me about when your mom died of cancer. Well, are we seriously doing this right now?