Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep111 - RuPaul: What's the Tee with Michelle Visage

Episode Date: July 1, 2018

Crosier is back on the show to discuss a very popular "comedy" podcast hosted by 90s celebrity RuPaul and hanger-on Michelle Visage. These people talk for days but we're not quite sure what they're talking about or why they're talking. We also discuss some big WATP news including the latest with Anthony Cumia, Stuttering John Melendez, Geno Bisconte, and President Trump. I think the Boss even makes an appearance or two.  Finally, we wrap up by reading some extremely negative one-star reviews on our iTunes page. The Cum Boys are not fans.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

War these podcasts they do a show about shows Oh And welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. It's the show that instead of having funny jokes has drops. Lick, lick, lick my balls! Ha ha ha! Why, yeah! And the show has reached a new low.

That's fascinating, please go on. This dude is fucking corny. I am your host, Carl. With me as always is Krozier. Welcome to the show, Krozier. Howdy, thanks for having me. Thanks for coming back again. Like to remind our listeners,

you can visit us at whoarethese.com. Email the show watpshowatgmail.com. Always looking for podcast suggestions. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on iTunes, and then you can shoot on us in the comments section. I do want to give an update on our iTunes reviews in the show later on.

We are up to 271 star reviews. Oh, it's magnificent. It's unbelievable. In fact, based on the number of episodes we put out, each show we put out averages 2.45 one star reviews. That's fascinating. Please don't laugh. Does anyone make sense?

So we'll be reading some of those recent reviews, but today we're gonna be reviewing a podcast called RuPaul, What's the Tea with Michelle Visage? We both listen to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Without further ado, let's get into it. Let. This show takes a long time to do nothing.

Ooh. Ain't that the truth? This show was an hour time to do nothing. Ooh. Ain't that the truth. This show was an hour and a half long. It was suggested to us from a listener. We appreciate that Jennifer for writing in a couple of different ideas for us. I picked this specific episode because Lena Dunham was the guest. Yeah. And I find her to be just so obnoxious.

Very much so. But I didn't realize that this show goes on for days before we had done them even fucking shows up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Before we get into it, we have a whole bunch of clips, Kroger, you sent me a ton of clips. I pulled a bunch of clips up on the board. I wanna go through this podcast.

I do wanna tell you that stick around because we have some serious updates we need to get to. We had Stuttering John. It was all in the news this week. All in the news this week, talking about WATP, Anthony Kumia talking about Stuttering John on WATP, Twitter wars going on, Stuttering John getting some press over things that he's doing on his podcast.

So we have a lot to cover on that front, along with the negative reviews. So I just want to do because something that forget that there's other shit going on in the show and I forget to mention it. I just want to throw that out there. All right, without further ado, let's play a clip from the RuPaul show, Crosier. I'm going to give you the floor. Why don't we play a clip that sums up the show for you? So here's my summary. This is just a bullshit throwaway clip, but it kind of Says what the whole show is all about is my number one. Okay. We've got special guests coming up. Oh, who's a Linadumb? Linadumb is our special guest and

Lots lots more to come but Michelle you're talking about this trip to New York. Yeah, why what were the runners up? What were the other places you guys are thinking of going? So in other words, we got a movie star or TV star coming on and I can't pronounce your name But first tell me about the places you did not go on vacation Carl. Yeah, that's exactly what they did Dude they went on and on about other cities that they did not go to yeah for a while Oh forever forever never every conversation took forever and went nowhere I mean it was boring to the people in the conversation I guarantee it. I want to point out, because I don't know if you realize this,

if you go to the top comedy podcast on iTunes, this is in the top 50 or so. This is a comedy podcast. Well, right, that's the first surprise. Surprise number two. It's one of the most popular comedy podcasts in all of iTunes. That's amazing. That's the first surprise surprise number two. It's one of the most popular comedy podcasts in all of iTunes That's amazing. It's amazing. It blew my mind. I saw this one a webby award and I don't even know the fuck a webby award I did not know that it won an award for like outstanding podcast hosts Really? This last year. Whoa, who was who were the hosts back when it won? Yeah

Good question. Hold on a second. You're telling me that RuPaul and I listen. I like RuPaul I like it like mellow RuPaul. Let me take that back. Yeah. The over-the-top crazy RuPaul, I have some clips on here. I could take her leave. But I like RuPaul. I like the stuff he does.

He was in Braun City, had a fun role in that show. My wife is way into the drag race. We had friends who have been on the show and all that kind of stuff. So, nothing against RuPaul. This is Michelle Visage person, holy shit. She is ridiculous. I just have a clip when they are finally interviewing

Lena, this is Michelle's amazing interviewing skills. Oh my God, shut up, I'm so interested in that. Because that even sound real in any single way? All right, so those are the two hosts of this podcast where it is just the cackling hen show. Yeah. These two just go on and on about, and I honestly couldn't tell you what they talked about. It was an hour. Yeah.

An hour and I don't know what they were talking about. There was a whole lot of, I didn't know what they were saying. There's a whole lot of them cackling and shit that wasn't funny. Yes. But can we start with RuPaul? Yeah. This was what I was kind of surprised to discover. I honestly lost touch with RuPaul back in 1989

or whatever whenever Steve was doing the pop songs. Yeah. He's a raging misogynist. Okay. This is a dude who had some issues with women. Hit my number two And how much how much would somebody have to give you for a handy? Go ahead and hit number three. That's why she looks so good with them titties them

Them titties that make mine look like a starter kit. Yeah, they are Cute she can be a personal trainer with them titties. She literally said to me. They're not that big This dude is a misogynist asshole. Yeah, he can get away with it though, man. Those gay guys can get away with fucking anything. I think that's the trick. Put a dick in your mouth, you can say whatever the fuck you are. And I prefer Gianni. Wow.

Felatio. Oh, let me hit that again. Just make sure we're not tripling all over it. And I prefer for Gianni. Wow. Felatio. Yeah, this is, RuPaul is one of those guys who can say I'm going to be playing all over it. And I performed for Gianni, that night. Yeah. Felatio. Yeah, this is, RuPaul is one of those guys who can say outrageous things and women love

it. You and I say the same things. I'm pretty sure I'm in court next to Harvey Weinstein next month, but this guy can just get away with it, which is fine. I'm cool with that. I have a clip on here that I wanted to talk about. Instead, and again, I like RuPaul Har, is that like it? Then I make that clear. One of the things that he does in place of being interesting or having something interesting to say is he just talks weird. Yeah, here's an example of that. I tell you, when I was there,

I went everywhere, so I've shows because I had friend from out of town. When George, when George, when George did my job, when I'm with my husband, is to entertain him. Who talks like that? Do you know how to say the word yes in gay? I'm about to learn. You're about to learn. You know, I think it's from years of being a pot smoke right

Don't smoke anymore, but it's been like 18 years since I smoke to join Yeah, he just smoke a lot. Oh Wake and bake now. Yeah, from 10 years old Gross ask me if I Ask me how I'm attracted to women hey car. Are you sure? Ask me how I'm attracted to women. Hey, Carla, you attracted to me. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Well, easy. Look, put your pants back on. Oh! Sorry, that was gay for yes. Yes, I am attracted to women. Thank you for asking. Oh, man.

There's a moment at the very beginning of the show that I was shocked. I called this clip, this just in, a gay man goes to see a Judy Garland drag show in New York City We went to see this Judy Garland. It's called the Judy Garland show. How was it? Where this queen? Drag queen. It was a drag queen doing Judy Garland singing Sing line like Joey Analogs the whole nine yards. Okay. I want to play a game with you

Okay, so you heard that setup all right now the, I wanna play a game with you, that's all right. So you heard that set up. All right. No, the last time we played a game, I think I asked you what you choose where Saug was or something, this is a very different game, all right. I want you to try to predict, did RuPaul enjoy this drag show of the Judy Garland impersonator or not?

What do you think? I'm gonna say, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it was amazing. That's amazing. You got it, fucking nailed it, that crush. Jesus Christ. Let's talk about the fact that as they're doing all this goofy talk and trying to pronounce words weird

because that's apparently entertaining in Wengio Weddyby. I love that they do these reads. They have sponsors on the show. Yeah, big names. Wow. For podcast. For podcast. Yeah, the typical podcast sponsors. But this is hilarious to me. They're getting the copy that they have to read. It's not written for them. It's just the copy that they send out to all the podcast. Yeah. And then as they're reading the copy straight, they go back into their characters and they have to come back again.

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in your inbox within 24 hours. Woohoo! Yeah, it's just, I'm not, And if you use this website you're gonna get a quality candidate in your inbox within 24 24 hours! Woo! Woo-hoo! Yeah, it's just I'm not uh, I'm not hearing a lot of continuity there. God lord. So let's get into your class. What do you got? Can we talk about how fucking annoying Michelle is?

Yes. So here's what I would love to. I mean, you know, not that I would ever judge a book by its cover, but I grab this podcast and the cover art of the podcast is a big close up of RuPaul, and he's got these giant bright, brilliant white teeth that are as fake as can be. And then this like plastic 50 year old woman,

and she has a tattoo below her breasts, and the reason I know that is because her clothing was cut way below the tits, and like, I don't know, if your clothing is specifically cut to show off. And like, I don't know. If your clothing is specifically caught to show off your terrible tattoos, I mean, obviously you fit right in with society, but it's still fucking lame. Let's learn about her personality though.

That's head number six. All right, I think I'm- Well, I had my naval chart done and it said, you're fat. Thank you, at the end. I had my natal chart done too by Susan Miller. I don't know if I'm supposed to know who Susan Miller is or what a natal chart is.

I think it's some sort of zodiac thing. It's, I'm out, dude. I'm fucking tapped out of the conversation. I had the same clip and I had this huge setup that I was gonna do for that clip. Oh, because it's okay. No, it's fine. It's not worth doing.

But the reason why she makes that joke right there, the RuPaul loses a shit over her, is because RuPaul is talking about his natal chart, which something I just learned about, you're exactly right, it's astrological, fucking horoscope shit. And he explains how this has helped him live his life. And then they go on to this conversation

about New York City and going to shows, two and a half minutes later, Michelle comes back to my naval chart says I'm fat, which was totally out of context. If she didn't hit that right when you're talking about his natal chart, it might have made sense, but it made zero sense. And of course, the pity laugh, there was a lot of pity laugh going out of the show. And you can tell because they recover like that. You know, as though what's fake laughing when they immediately get right back to what they were saying and are ready to go.

Yeah. I do have a clip here where they're talking about natal charts. You said you don't know what that is. I do not. All right. Well, fortunately, RuPaul will post his natal chart on his Twitter from time to time. Oh, fantastic. And Michelle goes on to explain how this helps you in life.

In fact, I posted from time to time on my Twitter account. I'll post it again for people if they want to see it. But it's interesting to get that sort of insight into yourself and to sort of go against certain inclinations so that you can move forward. Yeah. You know, your chart can only do so much for you. What it does is it sets you up, you know, planetarily, to, you know, kind of take advantage of all that, you know, this atmosphere or whatever this universe has to offer you. But it's up to us to kind of do the heavy work, the heavy lifting.

According to Michelle, this nonsense is totally made up. You don't need to do so much for you. You think? You think maybe in order to be successful in life, you have to do more than just read your natal chart? Is that what you're telling us Michelle? Great to know. Now, number seven, they talk about where RuPaul gets his natal chart from.

I don't know who did it. This is from some, I think it's called Astro- Glide. Astro- Glide. Yeah, I know it. The personal lubricant did my natal chart. You're natal chart. I mean, maybe I'm just, I'm not up on get humor I guess, but I don't know.

This dude is fucking corny. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. No, I didn't find that to be all that interesting, but that was one of their big jokes. All right, Michelle is one of these super annoying people that is like

kind of hit my eight and nine if you don't mind. I'm looking at, no, I never listened to the guests who come on the show. I never listened to their clips. Yeah. But I am reading what you call these clips. Do you know what Michelle's background is?

I did, did you do a Wikipedia? Or just to see how old she was. Yeah, right, right. Because she has like this plastic 20 year old's face, but then she talks about her 15 year old kids and she's like 50, I believe. But yeah, she's a singer, I believe. She was in some, she was in two different musical acts

that I've never heard of. Yeah. So I want to point that out that she is some type of professional singer. You have to, you have to give yourself six months for the rhythm of the city. Sounds like a bar song. Can you feel the rhythm of the city. Sounds like a bar song. Can you feel the rhythm of the city?

Of the night, yeah. There's your number eight. And here comes your number nine, which I have as well. Go to the LeBrea Tar pits. I've never been to LeBrea. Did I say LeBrea? LeBrea. LeBrea.

LeBrea. LeBrea. LeBrea. LeBrea. LeBrea. LeBrea. LeBrea. Oh boy. Yeah. La la la, braia! La la la la, braia! La braia! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy!

Yeah, that is... Oh ho ho ho! That's a weird crutch to have where you have to turn everything into a sing-songy joke. Yeah, and I mean, I actually... I... We both know people that will just break into a song and mid-sentence, and boy, it's...

...is of no chance. Oh, I don't... I don't think I hang out with those people anymore. We both know people that will just break into song and mid-sentence and boy it's his of not just I don't I don't think I hang out with those people anymore. Yeah, maybe maybe you're up She also talks about her influences and this I found fascinating this was like a window into who this person is Okay, if you don't want to hit my number 12 Share as Le Verne. Oh, Le Verne was very important to my head. Yeah, like the scarf, the glasses. Sure. In my head, when I saw who do that character,

I would get really excited. I gotta be fucking honest. I've never watched the Sunnish Air Show. I don't know, fuck it. That's like 20 years before my time. But yeah, this was so share putting on a fictional character where the scarf was like a huge influence on this person and then number 13 I think really wraps it up married with children Katie's a gal now. I was already established by that

But I understood like she spoke to me as peg Bundy. Mm-hmm. That was she was supposed to look ridiculous That's it. That's wasn't that the whole point of that show is that she was a ridiculous person Everyone in that character was so sorry everyone on the TV show was so over the top They were so over the top they weren't supposed to be real people that would be like me saying you know Carl Beepison butt head were a huge influence on me. I really mom. Is that why you're wearing your AC DC shirt? I am right. Yeah, no, you're exactly right the fact that they're talking about fashion and their fashion influences Which right there? I don't even know why I know this. And she's going on and on about how she liked anything that was different.

Yeah, no shit. You need attention in the fucking worst kind of way. And that's me saying that. Me! I'm gonna go fuck yourself, Crows. What else you got out here? I'll have too hard of that. Yeah, what can you say?

Number 20, just I thought was crazy. This was like literally a five minute conversation. I popped into a club on little 13th Street behind my old house, and there, low and behold, was your friend Jodie. Now they go into a five minute thing about this friend Jodie that no one knows. They talk about her entire resume including and I'm not kidding where she was a co-check girl. She was a co-check girl at this club and then she was working the door at this club and this goes on for like minutes and oh there this this podcast is the exact example of my favorite clip. Hey you know

what guys this right here this rambling, boring conversation, this could be a podcast. This is literally just what these two people would be talking to each other in the dressing room or on a road trip. They're talking about specific people that nobody else knows. Yeah.

And going on and getting excited about, oh, Jody, can you believe that? Can you believe she's doing this? Nobody knows what you're talking about. Yeah, they also go on on this this other Character my number 18 as you all know out there was the first Person on drag race to be eliminated episode one episode one queen one. Yes. Yes, so We talk about her all the time. Oh, it's so first off my new stage name is gonna be episode one. Queen one. Yes. But we talk about it all the time. So first off, my new stage name is going to be episode one, Queen one, because that's just

fucking beautiful. All right, I go back and fix this in post. Let me just get the audio real quick. With me, as always, is episode one, Queen one. They're joining us, E1Q1. I'll clean that up. Woo. But yeah, like, all right, this was a person who was on 15 minutes of the first episode

of this show and we just, we talk about it constantly. And by the way, they're in season 10 of RuPaul's Drag Race, which is the reality show for Drag Queens. If, you know, you're not aware of what's going on here. Yeah. Oh. You got the floor. Keep going.

What do you got? So, I mean, to continue on with shit, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about my number 19 they they describe what a face Katie is Okay, that the face Katie is what Ru war on his face in that Martian episode So is that that clear that up for you Carl? Yeah, the Martian up. Yeah, you could just see it in your mind what a face Keeney well Croge you and I you know when we're hanging out we'll throw out like Simpson's references and stuff big on number season four episode eight and then we'll just Oh, remember RuPaul the Martian episode

You know drag race of course I remember that you know we got on the DVI and watching with the kids at night So you just remember these things because you've watched it so many times. Of course. It's just a no-brainer Yeah, I've got the DVD box that... Do you want to talk about shit that's not funny? I think we have been, but yes. Let's talk about shit that's not funny. Let's say number 22. And the boonies are the raccoons.

I'll say the boonies are the raccoons. Because they, so they go on, I'm'm gonna say a 10 or 12 minute jack about like neighborhoods in California. This is where I want to live is where I see myself living someday right now I live in the boonies with the raccoons and they keep going with that number 23. Maybe possible that we like Lake Sherwood. Yeah, but still still aim higher aim higher.

That's what Britney Spears lives in Lake Sherwood. And enough said Enough said. Yeah, this is a boring conversation. I would tell you I listen the entire Podcast there was about a 35 minute span that I pulled zero clips from yeah, and this is the exact part of that show that I'm referring to There was nothing in here that I found interesting or noteworthy I'm I'm bored when I There was nothing in here that I found interesting or noteworthy. I'm bored when I hear people talking about neighborhoods where I live, but one thing I did learn

is that kale is goddamn hilarious, my number 24. Kale. Fuck you, Kale. You know, that kale out of here. That shit out of here. Wow, I do like a kale chip when it's seasoned with salt and pepper and oil.

Yeah! I used to make them all to... And bake it for you. And bake it for you. I'm baking for you. I'm baking for time. I love them. I'm making flavor. I'm making flavor. Kale chips. Oh my gosh. Okay.

I swear to God, I don't know what they're laughing at. I don't. There's nothing funny that's going on. But I want to point something out here because you're listening to them talk about the exact definition of nothing. They're making jokes about. Kale chips, they're talking about neighborhoods they wanna live in. And at one point in the 56th minute of this show,

Michelle turns to RuPaul and acts as if they have a time constraint on their podcast and says this. We got to. How much time do we have? Because I wanna ask a question. We're gonna wrap it up now and get this. We got to. How much time do we have because I want to ask a question. We're gonna we're gonna wrap it up now and get lean in here. We probably have time for one question.

Well, this could take a little bit longer, but I'll ask I'll ask it. I'm gonna ask it. Fuck it. Shoot. We're gonna go live. Fuck it. Let's do it live.

In the 56 minute, she says, do I have time for one more question? You guys have praddled on and on about nothing for all of my fucking morning. And now you're all the sudden in this time constraint. Well, I don't know, I don't know. Can we save it for the next time? Yeah.

But she does ask the question and the question is this. Are you as excited for this royal wedding as I am? I am so excited. I am so excited. More? Are you as excited for this royal wedding as I am? And lo and behold, a gay gentleman am so excited. I am so excited. More. Are you as excited for this royal wedding as I am? And lo and behold, a gay gentleman is so excited for the royal wedding. Who did that?

And could you, could you even guess why? Here it is. I'm excited that I expected to be excited. And it has to do with the fact that she is of color. Not only she's put on my phone, but we're jumping to the fucking cum shot. Yeah. Let's start with the fact that she is divorced. She's divorced. She is biracial. Hello. Let's start with the fact that she is divorced. She's divorced. She is by ratio. Hello. She is an actress. And she is fierce. And she is fierce. I love it. First off,

jumping to the cum shot is how you describe me watching porn. He's jumping to the cum shot. I can't screw it fast enough. But secondly, this whole thing where they just pronounce words, she is fierce and that's entertaining to listen to. Yeah. There's an undercurrent of weird insane politics that goes throughout this. Oh god. And that was one thing that jumped out at me.

First of all, describing someone's race as the cum shot is fucking weird. I'm sorry, dude. Like, I was like, oh, yeah, I wanted to who my fiancee. She happens to be whatever Indian-American Asian-American something. You're like dude. That's fucking crazy. Don't tell me that you got. Yeah. You got a fucking build up to that. That's a fucking bucokey shit right there. Well and then she's wildly confused about what the American dream is because this woman says this about the fucking royal wedding

and this biracial bride. An outsider being allowed to be a princess. She's living the American dream. The American dream in our, in like every little girl, for some boys, aspired to be a princess. She's doing it. She's jeering. She's doing it. Okay, I left that a two lock because I had to get RuPaul of course. Doing his best Californians impression for out of fucking nowhere

for no reason. Dara, but I just thought that was hilarious. Living the American dream is marrying into the British Royal Family. Yeah. I had no idea. I'm fucking doing it all wrong. Everyone knows the American dream is that you can work hard and accomplish it. I mean, look at us, Carl.

We're getting drunk in the middle of the afternoon. Yes. Listen to the terrible podcast. Oh. That's the American Dream. Yeah, shit. For a second there, I was, so I mean, what's the interesting part? Yeah, that was very confusing to me.

Not as confusing as this statement. They start talking about friendlies. I don't think this is a sponsor of the show. I cut this and left it out because it was so ridiculous. Crozier, is friendlies a sponsor of the show? Is this a read? They genuinely like it. Okay, listen to this.

Did you just say friendlies, barbecue chicken milk? Yeah, I certainly did. Barbecue chicken, patty and milk, whatever. With bacon, with crispy bacon, I don't know. I don't even eat meat and that thing is by far. Yeah. The most toxic, delicious sandwich. Mm.

All right, first off, in what universe does friendlies have good food? Yeah, that's, have you ever been with your bodies and been like, dude, I'm fucking starving. We had to go to friendlies and get a fucking sandwich. That sounds amazing. And then they're talking about this grilled cheese sandwich with chicken and bacon in it. And this vegetarian goes, that sounds amazing. And then they're talking about this grilled cheese sandwich with chicken and bacon in it.

And this vegetarian goes, that sounds amazing. Yeah. It's not even a live read. What are we talking about? None of this makes any fucking sense. All right, so then we finally get to what we've all been waiting for. It is Lena Dunham, gets into the show,

and starts right off being the most pretentious asshole you could possibly imagine. How is it that your parents wound up there? Are they from New York City? My parents are both the kind of tri-state area, but they're both artists. So they were kind of like coming of age at the time when all the artists were moving to Soho and Paul and I think,

because it was just a bunch of warehouses. Sure. Artists is a vague term. a bunch of warehouses. Sure. Artists is a vague term. Her both of her parents were artists. I'm wondering what kind of art, like were they being naked with a gross body on HBO? Is that where she learned her art?

Her style of speaking sounds like an SNL character. Carls, my parents were artists, and we moved to Brooklyn, and it's a real burrow and it's like she does the fucking shitty Protector sing song you think she also has vocal fry at the ass just so obnoxious and the thing that you know I fucking hate the word like oh that's everywhere yeah listen to this quick clip and Count along with me how many fucking times this woman says like And count along with me how many fucking times this woman says like I would describe it as like fabulous. There was definitely a lot of like plywood

Like a lot of plywood dividers and like faulty plumbing and like my dad was like would carry me down the stairs because he was like one of these is gonna Ray is she 13 years old? Oh my god. This is a grown adult woman Oh my god. This is a grown adult woman. I'm saying the word like, did you count, was it 13 times? Yeah, 18. Well, I lost count. In a single fucking sentence, what's wrong with her? Yeah.

This is a celebrity. And it doesn't help the fact that the person who's interviewing her is way over the topic side of the about the most fucking boring nonsense possible. Become like them all of America But when I was there we had a blimpies and a acidic stock. Do you remember blimpies? I do With Michelle and Lena Dunham like RuPaul was the only sane person that say something This these three fucking people on a podcast together

This is one of the biggest podcasts that I mentioned in the intro, to the top 50 fucking podcasts. Getting downloaded. Fucking incredible. Fucking incredible. My favorite vocal Friday interview was Magic No. 33. My worth, my father, is Protestant. I really haven't taken anything from the Protestants. I have to tell you. I really haven't taken anything from the Protestant.

I really haven't found anything in Christianity that was useful to me. I mean sometimes you get it like at the end of a sentence or something but this was two full sentences. It makes me lightheaded to talk like that. Yeah, seriously. You're not getting enough oxygen into your lungs when you do that. And she was an asshole.

She was an asshole as a child from what I can tell from this interview anyway. My number 31. I did take this up way. So you would go to school too and from and it's a way? Yeah, I would go to school too and from. I mean, I would beg not to because I was like, like my parents were like,

how did we end up with such a brat? Like they just, I from an early age just felt like, I am not meant to be in this subject. So as a kid, it's a very little. Yeah, as a child, you were too good for public transportation in New York fucking city of all places where everywhere you go is by public transportation.

Like what the fuck? Yeah, she mentions she couldn't possibly take the subway. She took taxis everywhere. Do you know disgusting taxis are in fucking New York? The layer of shit that's just on the video screen. You can't even see Seth Meyers when he's fucking telling the joke from last night. So fucking gross. And that's what she was doing instead of taking the subway that was, you know, she couldn't handle.

Yeah, I thought number 34 was very telling as well. My sibling, my parents, they've never been overly impressed with what I'm doing. And so it's like when other, you know, I'll be name a few more people aren't overly impressed with what you're doing. Myself, Crozier, everyone who listens to WATP, most of the world world most people are not impressed with you Lena. And I mean if you don't mind me throwing out a plug the W-A-T-P episode on the Adam Kroll The show goes into great detail about people who are obsessed with how unimpressed their parents are. Oh, they're like, yeah, it's not not healthy. Yeah, not so good. My number 30 was my it was a very beginning But it was my favorite part of the Lena Donovan interview. I can just tell by the the title of this again this is one of the top podcasts that I do.

It's coming sit down. Alina denim is here. Join our party. Join the party. It's Hannah Moose. Yeah. Where are you from originally? I'm from New York City. I've heard of that.

That's on the East Coast. Uh-huh. Holy shit. What is this? The OP show? There's only one microphone. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Give the fucking woman a microphone. She's a guest side to your show. Oh. Yeah, and that was fucking funny. It was completely off-mic.

They call her by their fictional character's name, which I'm sure every actress loves. Yeah. And then just fake laugh at some bullshit. It was like that, that's everything. All wrapped up in a one. Well, there's a little bit more to it than some bullshit. It was like that, that's everything. All wrapped up into one. Well, there's a little bit more to it than that. One of the things that Lena Dunham does that I find super obnoxious is answer questions starting with this.

What it would be like for a kid growing up there because I cannot imagine walking downstairs and seeing New York just walking right by you like that. How do you think that inspired your art, your writing and everything that you do? It's a great question. Well, the thing I love about New York. That's not a great question.

How do you think growing up in New York inspired your writing? Well, my show is about people who live in New York because it's the only thing I fucking know about. And then Michelle gets in one of these. But why would you choose Brooklyn over Manhattan? It's a great question. That's not a great question.

I don't give a fuck what Baro she lives in. Why did you choose Brooklyn over Manhattan? But it's a great question! That's a great question! Oh boy. Fucking nonsense! This woman is fucking nonsense! Yeah.

They also get in a whole lot of fake labs in this one. Number 25 has a whole bunch. I'm not the thought. I'm the awareness of the... That sounds complicated. Very complicated. I use not the thought. I'm the awareness of the, that sounds complicated. Very complicated. I use a guided meditation app. Well, you know what, there's all different ways.

There's all two different ways. Yeah, what the fuck is he laughing at? If I lived to a hundred years old, no one will ever be able to explain to me why that's funny. She uses a guided meditation app. Oh, okay, well, good point. Okay, well good point. Okay, now I get it. Now I get it.

Yeah, I didn't understand that at all. And I think what you're talking about is the level of fake that's going on. Yeah. And these are people, I just want to point out, they're very self-righteous about being yourself and it's all about like you do you, you know, you talk to most political undercurrent of this show.

I think that kind of sums it up. Like we're all just ourselves. And then listen to how fucking fake this exchanges between these two hosts and the guests. Thank you so much for joining us, Lena Dunne. It's an honor. I hope to come back every day of my life. Yeah, I hope to have you.

It's an honor. This is a very special day. What the fuck is that? Who's enjoying this nonsensical bullshit artist conversation that they're having with each other? Quosert, thanks for coming over and doing the show with me. It's so amazing. I hope you have a year.

I want to be here all the time. Carla moving in. I brought a tent. I'm just laying there backyard. You know, I hope nobody's fucking clipping our show. Ha ha ha right, what else you got there, Crash? Uh, geez, I don't know. Let's, I got two more of the insane politics. Okay, number 14, I thought was very telling. I remember that.

That was like the premiere black club in New York City for a hundred years. And the neighborhoods kept trying to get them out because it was loud music, whatever they didn't want. That element, it was really racist and disgusting. Yeah. So they were playing loud music in the neighborhood and they tried to kick them out because they really racist and disgusting. So they were playing loud music in the neighborhood and they tried to kick them out

because they're racist and disgusting. Yeah, I don't see the connection there. Cruise, you and I used to have a practice room in a residential area for a band. And they tried to kick us out because we were making loud noise at nighttime. Also, they were racist and disgusting. And they were racist and disgusting.

As you were across the street from the barrel of dowel, so it was disgusting. I don't know about racist. Yeah, we were in between a strip club and a freight yard, and we were the bad guys in the neighborhood. And we did move out. Yeah, I'm still amazed at that. And then my number 15 is this thing where like, if you say the wrong thing,

it's fucking on, man. You're out. Did you ever see the Austin Young kind of portraiture of the trannables? I'm gonna look it up. Austin Young? Austin Young the photographer. Trannables. Did a whole portrait thing. Is that politically correct? I mean, trannables? That's what they call them. I'm not being, it was an art thing. Yeah, okay. I'm not being mean. No. So, that got uncomfortable quick. It was an art thing. Yeah, I'm not being mean. No. So that got uncomfortable quick.

Yeah, she almost got busted by the PC police for using a name that these people in this art project used themselves. That's weird. I don't get it. It's very difficult to follow the rules these days. Yeah. I have a hard time with it myself.

I will tell you that there's a lot of people on Twitter that think we're like an alt-right wingwing show now. I don't know how that even happened. We don't delve into politics very often on here, but I guess we're proving it by understanding that the PC police are after us at all times. Yeah. All right, so there's some things that I want to play that I thought were interesting. They talk about, this is earlier on in the show, they talk about this fashion reporter for CNN named Elsa Clunch. Okay.

All right, and I love that they describe when she was in the 90s on CNN, she would ask these fashion designers, these terrible questions. Yeah. You know what it looked about her? She would interview people knowing that the question was sort of banal, but it was a way for the designer to talk about their collection.

She would say, this is her favorite's for words. She would say, um, to a designer, our pants important. And they'd go, oh, yes, pants are very important. I've done several different pants. I've done a short pants. I've done a bell pant. I mean, and she would, she would say pant, and she would say, she'd go, our jacket's important.

So here's this woman who has a job interviewing fashion designers and RuPaul is waxing poetic about her ability to interview them by saying things like, our pants important. Oh man. That would be, if you threw me in out of a fucking dead sleep, I'm fucking REM sleeping. He's won't be able to send interview to this person. Ah, pants important. It's not a good question. Yeah. Well, I mean, what I just learned from that clip is what makes a great interviewer is to ask terrible questions. Ask terrible questions. That's not fair to me.

Which is definitely how they learned. But this clip reminded me of I'm gonna go back to ONA They were listening to Larry King interview the skateboarder now This is going back a few years, but this guy Jake Brown guy was a skateboarder in the X games or something He was the guy who went up the ramp and pulled up too far and landed straight down 50 feet in the air to shoes fell off I don't know if you remember that oh yeah I've seen that yeah it's fucking amazing so where it Kings got this skateboarder on and I'll let Opie set it out but this is this is the clip here we go more I like him

interviewing Jake Brown so that's pretty great stuff. How important is the board? How important is the board? You know, can't you get a point roller skates on? How important is the board? He has a skateboarder. Rupal, be like, that's an amazing question. Yeah, do you need a board to skateboard? It's half the word. But yeah, I don't know, it's an amazing question. Yeah, you need a board to skateboard. It's half the word, but yeah

I don't know. It's not that important. Wow. All right. That's fun stuff. I also have you're talking about RuPaul being kind of an asshole This is a clip that I call Hennes talking. I think it's a new Dave Matthew sign that's coming out and It's RuPaul running into someone who isn't famous and then talks about the conversation in only a way that a snarky sarcastic gay man can. I can't believe you ran into her.

Did she say something? Yeah, she came over and said, hey, and I was like, how do I know you? And she said, I'm Jody from the Love Machine. I went, get out. Still doing it. Get out. Still doing it.

I did not, I did that, anyway. This is a real thing that happened on the show. Get out. Still doing it. Get out. Still doing it. Who has conversations like that and then repeats them to people

under popular podcast? Who's doing this? Crows, you got some more clips on here. What is it called? You don't want anything else to cover our our RuPaul Here's the last one and this this really does something up for me number 29. All right I'm always surprised at who listens to this thing Me too, RuPaul it is shocking. It is shocking. It's insane

I was wondering if you wanted to get into I see you have a clip on here that mentions Elton John There is some name dropping on oh, yeah, and I didn't pull on eclipse But I thought maybe you might have something that was my number 21 of I don't know what the fuck they're talking about But I can wear some Versace and do it do it. You know, um, I met Versace through Elton John Do it. You know, um, um, I met Versace through out in John Drop Get your name so hard to fucking put a dent in the floor of Jesus fucker I pulled that club just because I'm like I know Kroger to talk about this and you didn't thanks a lot Of course thanks for nothing

All right, what do you think Kroger? We have we covered this topic well enough I mentioned that I like RuPaul yeah and the gay community, and the girlfriends? Of course, and I just, this show just happens to suck. I'm actually wearing a ball gown right now, so I mean, I, I, doesn't get much bigger support than me, but yeah, I, I hope I never spent another moment of my life thinking about this. All right, I'm gonna point out one more thing, and then we'll move on. I swear to God, there's very little listening going on. And this is something, when you hear two people

like this who love the sounds of their own voices and are very self-important, things like this are going to happen, because they're just talking. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When the other person is talking, they're just waiting for their mouth to stop movies and then they could be the one who's talking. And here is proof.

This is about a fourteen second-long clip and i did not edit this in any way give us a listen and see if you can figure out why ruPaul should have known better um... lily got into ubc was the university british columbia and then and that's in van koever and she and david went to visit it and they were sending me pictures literally the most gorgeous things it's gorgeous yeah and ubc is on an island.

Which is UBC. University of Michigan. It's... UBC, which is the University of Michigan Club yet. So my daughter got in there. Wait, what's UBC? That's great. That's amazing.

The T. You asked about this before we started the show. You said, I don't even know what... The show was called What's the T. Do you know what the T stands for? And it's spelled out T-E-E? Yeah, I know fucking clue. It stands for the truth. The tea is for truth. The tea is for truth.

What's the truth? And I say this is the anti-W-A-T-P. Because here's W-T-P! There! No fact check it. Good lord. Alright. Let's maybe play their sign off. It was number 36. Oh, yeah, we have the point of Get a sign on this is obnoxious Michelle until next time We were they just making fun of how we did down the backstreet talks

Because that's what it sounded like Yeah, that's fucking annoying. These people suck. All right, Kroch, moving on. We gotta talk about other things that are in the news. Most importantly, W-A-T-P. Of course. All right, so I was very pleasantly surprised

earlier this week to tune into the Anthony Kumia show. And here that he once again was checking out his favorite podcast WATP again it's Victory Laugh time. I know I should be on a breast by now with how much victory laughing I'm doing but check this out he's talking about OP's new podcast and how we listens to it parts of a couple of his shows for the most part I listen to to a show about his show who are these podcasts yes who are these podcasts they do a show about shows the last one they did was stuttering John it was fucking hilarious all right so that's stuttering John has been on Anthony's show.

There was talk about Stuttering John being a co-host with Anthony, and that didn't end up happening, and now there's this feud that's going on. So Anthony listened to our show on Stuttering John, and did have a lot to say about it. Always have to listen to that one. It is so goddamn funny. It's Stuttering John going through,

and they just pick it apart. Yeah, there they are. They just pick it apart and it's hilariously funny. Oh go on. I gotta tell you, Coach, I'm a huge Anthony Cumia fan going back to the Olo and A days and to hear him saying that the show is funny and he enjoys it. This is way better than reading Reddit or YouTube or iTunes page where everybody fucking hates us and just crashes us down. Stop. I at least get a little bit of refuge. I can just sit here and go, okay, at least one fucking person enjoys the show. So this is Anthony going on about also doing the Stuttering John show and he gets into his Stuttering John impression, which is always fun

Like John is talking about how talented he is on his own podcast He's like he's like because already had always said if he wasn't on Stern show He to this day be pumping gas somewhere in Massapika right on island. So So John has to like months later get on and address this. So he goes, already I would have been something I was talented. You know, in the second grade, I was in a play and I got an A, do you know, in middle school, and he runs through this shit that everyone did. I any runs through this shit that everyone did So it was a fan of our stuttering John should definitely recommend you check that one out Kevin and I

Reviewed the certain John podcast which even I couldn't believe how fucking terrible that was So here's another clip Anthony going on and out about how hilarious W. A. T. P. Is did what you was was supposed to do. Right. And they gave you an A. He's using it as a resume. And then he's talking about the old stern days and things. And the guys whenever they play the clip of John talking about shitty dead years ago. Right. They just kept hitting glory days, damn, damn, damn, the Bruce song glory days. And they just kept doing it and doing it. And it got funnier every goddamn time It's hilarious the show is hilarious. Oh, I bet you'll be hearing that a few more times

Crush don't even think you're not gonna be hearing Anthony Kubia. It's hilarious the show is hilarious That's something that will be on the soundboard for you know a little bit come a minute That's something that will be on the sound board for, you know, a little bit. Come on, minutes. Finally, I have just one more clip, and this is Anthony talking about, again, listening to our take on OP, but this isn't the OP show. This was our take on OP after the Settling John on that podcast after we did our stuff on Settling John. So that's like the only way I listen to OP because at the end of that show, they already

destroyed OP in a previous episode, which I thought was great. But at the end of this one, they're doing a new feature where every single one of these they do at the very end, they'll do an update on Opie. Really? That's amazing. So they did and it was again, hilariously funny, right on the money. They hit it. Like anyone can just take, you can take random clips from a show and make someone sound like

an idiot or make the show not sound funny or make it like manipulated a bit. Sure. These guys, they take honest to goodness clips and break them down. Like, why, why did they even talk about this? Or here's where you'll notice a lot of opi's insecurity in this clip right? So it's not just like they suck like it's really well thought out and well done. So it's not just typical troll bullshit Yeah, they're not just trolling saying yeah So that was a longer one, but again, this is my picture you're laughing

Yeah, you get fucking sit through it with me and then you go right back to right it and talk about what a fucking ass Hell I am and how much we suck. It's fine. Wow, but very cool shit I love that Anthony once again got in the show and went on and on about WATP and I'll see it your house on the fourth of July I look forward to it All right, so let's switch gears. So that was Anthony Cumia, and that was my Monday. I was like, oh shit. Anthony once again talking about WATP. Thursday night, I pop on the new

Stuttering John podcast. Oh boy. And lo and behold, John has had a few people tweeting our show at him. Oh good. One of them being a comedian named Gino's Biscanti, and Gino has been harassing the shit out of John, this is the setup to the hat.

I'm in the DMV, I'm sitting in the DMV, and I get this, by the way, listen to how the fucking great this show sounds, I know our show is not crystal clear, but this guy once again, talking to his fucking iPhone, it's just the worst broadcast there. I get this, I guess there's a podcast that rates other podcast Voice okay, and I don't know what the name of it is, but I guess they said our podcast sucked and

and and Opie from open Anthony sucked it seems like they're on Anthony Kumi's side and you know They have a horse in the race, but they just trash my podcast. And for some reason, I get a tech or a tweet from Geno Baskanti. Now, I don't even know who it is. All right, so that's him setting up the show. Apparently, we don't like him or OP because we're on Anthony Kumia's side.

Because that makes sense. That makes sense. We have 11 episodes of a shitty God podcast and just at least tell me what shows to review every fucking time. But this is right after that, he starts talking about how we were saying that he's on television.

You know, that podcast that rates on the podcast called me untalented, right? And you know, Geno's like, you know, you're entitled. Here's the thing, you know, fuck, and from now on, we'll call Geno just a new nickname, nobody, because the guy's a nobody. Even his parents think he's a nobody.

Okay, he has no fame whatsoever. Good one, John. But to call me talentless or untalented. Now I'm not saying him as a talent, as Jay Leno or Howard Stern or any of these guys. Okay, so he's not saying he's as talented as Howard Stern. So what is he saying? I can't fucking right the shit Crozier he wants to get goes into his goddamn resume to prove that he's talented. Oh good. Yeah, I Have a certain amount of talent if you could be on the sturch of 15 years Howard

Behind the scene said how funny I was on the show If you could be on the stern show for 15 years, Howard, behind the scenes said how funny I was on the show. I mean, millions of people laugh on my interviews. I'm not trying to... But, you know, seriously, with Guppin' on Gary's teeth and Jackie, I made people laugh. I wrote for Howard for 15 years, and then I get hired on the tonight show, and I write for Jay-La. right for jail. This fucking guy! He's explaining that Howard Stern was told to be hiding the scenes and he thought he was funny. You were his employee. I fucking both smoke up people's ass all day long.

That's how you motivate people to do good work. You fucking dumb ass. Yeah, I don't know. These guys say I'm not talented. I don't know. I don't know. How would said I was not talented. I don't know. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- You think that makes you fucking talented? Gary threw a pitch once that hit somebody behind third base. It's very easy to goof on Gary I don't understand this thing with Stuttering John saying that I worked at Howard Stern show Do you know the fucking idiots who work at Howard Stern show? Well, he was fucking so the stockbroker works at Howard Stern show

It doesn't mean you're talented. To have worked out how her search show. Oh, he was an unpaid intern for years at that show. Right. And then when he did get a job, his job was to like get Howard's baked potato, I think, right? Well, obviously the thing that put him on the map was the fact that he was a stuttering fucking idiot. Yeah.

And so they're like, why don't we put him in a scenario where he'll stutter more? Yeah. Where he'll be nervous. And he'll read the questions that Fred Jaggy write. Correct, and he even admitted that on his show. He didn't write any of these questions. So listen to this.

On this episode, the last one we reviewed, John was by himself. This one, he's got like a Yes Man or two, along with him. Oh, good. So he's going out and out, he continues to brag. And then a Yes Man comes into the picture. I get paid a hell of a lot of money Got two pensions out of the whole thing. I

Write for the crib of dudes a bar rose and certain other a few other shows after that Those amount of town to do that when you agree Royce of course, but let's not forget that what you did in the 90s paved the way for so many other people okay oh This gets so much better Because you think that you're just going okay, so I mean john's rehashing once again Then he was on fucking Howard Stern and J. L. I know you're okay. We get it. You cannot pronounce career Have a deal to bars fucking Dave yeah to save his goddamn life, you wrote on his roast,

you can't even pronounce his fucking name, you talentless heck. So he's going on and on, and then this guy, sure, somebody's like, but let's also remember that you paved the way. Oh, paved the way. Did you know the Sury John invented an entire genre of comedy?

Is that so? I bet you couldn't even guess the names that they're about to fucking... Mmm, drop! Dude, wait until you hear this fucking part, this is amazing. You created a genre. People started emulating your ambush interviews. Yeah, and yeah, like, we've spoken about this, but you know, besides Ali G, who is essentially the same thing,

and between two ferns is totally my stick but the worst is Triumph the Ensel. What? Are you fucking high? He just took credit for Zac Elf andakis. Is he fucking retarded? Well he has retarded. Yeah. Here's a guy who was told go to this red carpet, ask this celebrity these questions and

now he's taking credit for between two Thurts Furns Ali G show, which by the way, I fucking guys brilliant Sasha bearer coming and then also talking about Trem the inside comic dog and I didn't not gonna play this for you But they go on and on to bash Robert smigal. Oh no shit who is Trem, we're all for Conan roll for us and now oh my god You don't even have to explain that they think he's an asshole And that is the funniest fuck. That's funnier than the entire other show that we listen to That this guy is giving him credit for inventing this genre of comedy that she would go in there. All right

Yeah, wow, so that was incredible. That was incredible. That was amazing Later on in the show and I think you were alluding to this earlier. There was news that broke out that a comedian prank called our president president Trump. Yeah, and I will tell you that that news is not true. It was actually Stuttering John. Stuttering John on his podcast gets through to President Trump on Air Force One and they have a phone conversation. This is a true story. This just happened. Wow. Okay. So I'm going to play this for you because he talked about our show earlier on. So it's related. Right. Why not? All right. I'm going to play you some clips clips they're pretty much everything you need to hear about this call

this is uh... the the setup here john is pretending to be a senator senator bob manandas who is a uh... hispanic gentleman and uh... this is it took a while to get through but he got through whatever he had to get through to get to president from this is actually real audio it sounds crap, but it's my concituals are giving me a lot of views about this immigration thing. I know that you did something really no whole, but you know by trying to get a chance back with their families, but I have to answer to them.

What could I tell them that you're going to do in moving forward? So this is, what a hilarious prank. Yeah, this is John. So, okay, but, but all I second, very with me, John has gotten through to the president. It's trying to convince him that he's the Senator Bob Menendez. Yeah. Okay.

That's the set up here. So he gets a prank call through to the president of the United States and he records it on a fucking radio chat tape recorder? I mean, that sounds like a dog shit. It's the worst sounding thing you've ever heard. Oh my God. It is defense.

Trump isn't an airplane. Okay. So there could be other factors involved besides this shitty equipment, which obviously Center General shitty equipment. Two pensions, but he can't fucking afford a good computer. I don't know why. It sounds like an iPhone recording another iPhone on a speaker phone. I mean, it's gotta be, right?

It sounds like shit. Okay, so it's gonna sound like shit for a while, but what he says is, you know, I'm Bob Menendez and they didn't sound anything like a sound of their. Of course, yeah. You know, you know what? You're gonna do a great job, but uh, so we're talking about this whole immigration issue that we're having in this country and I'm just gonna pick up on part two of that. This don't have a problem. I don't have a problem. You know what the problem is.

No, I understand that. No, I have a problem. No, I have a problem. No, I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem.

I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem.

I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have to look into my, you know, I have to look into my people as well, you understand? In the, in the first one, at least he says constituents. In this one, he can't think of the word. Yeah. You know, I have to, you know, I have to, you know, I have to look good to my people. Wow. Does that sound like a senator?

Good Lord. There's two from each state. Yeah. The two at barely. That's one of them. It barely sounds like an adult human being. No, you let right what a fucking senator Obviously at this point Trump realizes this conversation is going nowhere and he tries to get off the phone

I agree back with an amazing rally in North Dakota actually. Okay so again he's kind of kissing his ass a little bit trying to keep him on the line. I got it. You have this awesome opportunity you're talking to Trump you're recording it This is him winding up for the big joke. Oh, all right, so he's he's he's able to fucking real him in He's got him on the line pulling it up and here we go ready to fucking hit it If I could just ask you one more thing, Mr. President, right? He knows that Trump's trying to get off the call. So here we go, this is your last chance. As far as the new justice, I'm sure you heard, I'm sure you know, racist and just standing was already in a point D. Are you?

I'm begging you are you gonna go more mad or do you think you're gonna go more conservative? Wow, is he just trying to sound smart? What the fuck was that? That I literally expected him to have a joke and to say something ridiculous and Literally expected him to have a joke and say something ridiculous. And sending those with your new appointing to the Supreme Court. Are you planning on going more moderate or more conservative? Actually, he doesn't even say it that way. He says, I'm begging you. Are you going to go more moderate or more conservative?

What is begging you have to do with that? It's a yes or it's a one or the other question. Oh my God. Can you fucking believe this guy? He calls himself a comedian. He says he's a fucking joke writer. This was his fucking prank call with Trump. Yeah. The one, yeah. The one thing people might know is podcast for because it's better than news. He literally thought he was a correspondent for CNN. He's asking him legitimate questions. Yeah, try about what's going

trying to about what's really going on in the world right now. How fucking boring is this? Alright, so um bear with me. This is where Trump realizes this guy's a fucking idiot. And we're gonna make a decision. I'll probably make it over the next couple of weeks. Because I promise you, you'll have to handle it well. I won't help you. You don't go to the consumer. Did you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Did you hear the way Trump went, yeah. At that point, he realized, he's either talking to the dumbest dummy or it's a prank off. He just goes, yeah. Yeah. And what the fuck are we doing? All right. Keep going, here. Well, we won't talk to you about it.

We're going to probably make a decision Bob over the next two weeks. Well, I think we're going to have a really good, we have some great choices. And be done over the next 12 to 14 days. All right, well please, you know, keep informed and do local leadership. And thank you so much for taking my call. You take care, I will speak to you soon, but take care of yourself.

All right, thanks. Thanks, Mr. Sprelet. Wow. Thank you, Bob. I'll talk to you soon, fight. All right, but I'm good here. What? Holy shit.

That was the entire call. I didn't take very much out of that at all. I wanted everyone to hear this amazing feat that Southern John accomplished, literally wasting everybody's time. Yeah, that was such a waste of fucking time. He had a normal conversation, while he tried to have a normal conversation

with the president. Outrageous! I can't wait for his new show to come out! Wow. I'm gonna go up to celebrities and ask them questions that are actually normal And it make me seem like I don't want to what's going on. Yeah neat. I can't wait for it Holy fuck so you would think that after that fucking disaster of a prank call

You would not be padding yourself on the back, but guess what? This guy is very proud of himself Listen to this is immediately after that, on his podcast, I didn't cut anything in between what you just heard and this next clip, this is how excited they are about what just happened. What? And then to get the Baba Booie in at the end?

I know. Baba Booie. How the hell? Now we're gonna put the real, I mean, we'll put a better quality audio in there. But first of all, right, here's the thing. I don't even know what the fuck he's congratulating me for. Apparently I got out of some crime. Right, judges.

Yeah, I have no idea. I'm just kind of rolling with it. John thinks he's rolling with it. John thought that he was playing that so cool. He was convincing the president that he was actually Senator Bob Menendez as he's going, yeah, you know, you know, my, my people. He wasn't fucking fool, dummy. And then he's taking credit for the fact he said, Bob, are we at the end? Yeah. it was after there were three different goodbyes

It was like medicated Pete on the phone. No you hang up first. No you hang up first Yeah, they were saying all these goodbyes back and forth and then I went back and just isolated this one part He doesn't even say Boba Booey. Yeah, I was gonna say cuz I do listen to this Listen to this Bob Boone that's not even a fucking prank. That's the worst executed prank I've ever heard in my life He could have asked him as refrigerator was running and it would have been fucking funny Absolutely did say yeah, I just wondered who you're gonna appoint for our next Supreme Court justice. Yeah, I don't know John I got a bunch of people or Bob. I got a bunch of people on the list

I'll make it cleared everyone in the next few days. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Yeah, that was painful. I mean Sunnary John had the ball and he Just got fucking dropped the ball on a perfect opportunity Drop the ball on a perfect opportunity. Oh my god. Oh, King Ed Rock. Oh. All right, well, that was it, man. That was what I wanted to cover.

Yeah, wow, that sucked. I know that that's shirted suck. The headline that I saw was like, you know, comedian, pranks president, on air for him. I'm like, oh boy, and then I clicked the article and it's Stunner and John. I'm like, what, and then I clicked the article and it's starting John I'm like what the fuck yeah, and Anthony Kumia came out and gave him credit and said hey, I got to give John credit. He got Trump on the phone. It's amazing. He did nothing with it. Oh my god Getting Trump on the phone is impressive. Don't get me wrong. Yeah sure, but oh my god

Where the fucking taken opportunity? He could have thrown it up almost a what and that would have been even funnier Oh my god, he could have fucking done anything. Yeah He did nothing. He literally did nothing good Lord. I hate to say it We do not have time on this action pack show to do an opi segment this week I'm sure we'll be back to it next week with our regular oppie segment. I do have to say, we fucked up last week. Yeah. Yeah. So did you hear the show I did with Doug?

For sure, yeah. We played some Opie segments and we talked about how he was out in Mississippi with these red backs. Yeah. Fish out of water thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that, all right, so thanks, Reddit. The event that he was at was a thing called the Big Apple Barbecue Festival.

I probably should have known that this was Matt and Mississippi. But he did make a sound like he was out of the road. He's like, he didn't necessarily make it clear because they're just in with these red mags. And he's like, yeah, you know, I'm on the road with Carl and they were at Madison Square Garden Park. Really?

They were like on 23rd Street. Where did they find that? I know people, man. I mean, and all these people from Mississippi were up there making barbecues. And they were hanging out with all these red necks. So that makes it even worse in my opinion, because he wasn't out in a field somewhere.

He could have brought all his equipment with him, and he didn't. He brought a fucking one microphone of the certain passing it around to people at this festival that was in Manhattan so I apologize I'm a fucking idiot I had no idea that's what was going on and listen can't win them all so no Oopie segment this week instead I do want to read our recent one-star reviews. We have a bunch. Part of the reason that we have so many

one-star reviews coming in is that Comtown talked about us. Oh, yes, they did. Now that was Fenty's album. That was Fenty's album. I can nickball it. That was so funny. Now, the Comtown fans do not like our show

and are not thrilled with our review of Com-down. Wow, who to think? So let's get into it. This one came in from Jasper Rubbernuts on June 28th. It says lame And his critique is some losers criticizing other better podcasts Somehow they are simultaneously aggressive normies while still being totally disconnected from popular culture. This next one is, uh, how? The title is awful, one star. To call the guys who host this podcast, hacks would be a grace. Imagine a bad podcast being criticized by people less-tamleted and witty than the people they criticize. The drops make it even more pathetic and the fact that they rely so heavily on them proves

their comedic inability. The main host is just a contrarian out of touch loser. If this is something that he did nerdy the spice of his life, I can't imagine how horrible it already was. Alright, now you're laughing too hard asshole. Oh that's beautiful. I'm still getting over aggressive normies. That's so aggressive.

Aggressive normies. Holy fuck. That's fucking hilarious. No, listen, I'm not reading these because they hurt my feelings. I'm reading these because they're funny. Oh my god, that's great. Alright, this next one's from Sam on June 24th, another one's to review with the title lame.

Of course. And his total review is this. This show is gay as hell. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OP radio-esque. And the way he spells ask is ESK. Oh, we're OP radio-esque. And the description is, unoriginal, you don't understand humor. I guess not. All right, thank you very much.

This next one is just dot, dot, dot one star. And this comes from Forest Plump. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Forest says, these folks are extremely dull. Don't understand irony and are in general very lame. Wow. This seems to be a common thread amongst these reviewers that were pretty fucking lame. Yeah.

I loved it when I think it was, I think it was Nick on the Comte town. When we were complaining that they never say who they are, introduce what's going on. And the guy goes, these guys are like, hey, with me is Andy! That's so fucking funny. I'm gonna fuck as Andy, who gives a shit. All right, this next one, the title is much longer than the description of it.

So we had mentioned that the show kind of sounded like they hadn't sucked for a long time or they had been talking and they were kind of like punchy. Yeah. I think I described that as like sometimes if you've just been talking and doing things for too long, you just think everything is funny. And the title of this one is also,

do these guys know what cocaine is? One star with the description punchy All right, okay then wow all right this next one's a long one so bear with me as I try to get through the sacra Yes, buckle up here. We go the title is it's like the two worst NPR segments You've ever heard had a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome one star This is from Chi Padle, listener. Okay, their voices are incredibly annoying. Their jokes are beyond lame. The kind of cringe-worthy humor, the awkward guy in the office uses.

They reference lame inside jokes that aren't really jokes. Makes your skin crawl. It also reeks of the kind of criticism a fake heck social media expert would give us about the rules of how to engage online. You know these guys are ripping businesses off by consulting and giving them terrible advice. Again, their voices could be used to torture terrorists at a black site. The worst affect ever, incredibly whiny and grating. They also criticize podcasts

for not having good intro music, but their intro song is nauseated. Worse than the canned royalty-free music used by a third tier YouTube channel. It's hilarious when the least charismatic, most grating, lameating lame hack annoying people you've ever heard decide they should be the ones to review other Podcasts. Oh wow, dude we fucking piss of people out with our car come down. Let's a come down to great show I we didn't we didn't get it. Sorry. It was a lot of butt jokes. Yeah, there's a lot of butt sex jokes. I didn't I didn't get it This one comes from George H.W. Bust. It says who are these guys? One star. All right, these guys put a lot of effort into production, but they're not funny. And they say their names too much. No one laughs, so I don't know what's funny. They need

to come up with some funny characters. The Andy guy plays a character, Guy with Down syndrome from Fargo. And I think it's kind of offensive. I'm pretty sure there's an alt-right, I'm pretty sure there's alt-right codes hidden in their conversation. It's fucking hilarious. These reviews are amazing. I want these people to all fucking come close to show.

It's so funny. Oh my God. All right. Last one I'm gonna read. Maybe I'll read two more. I don't know. I'm just looking at the page like, oh, there's a lot more. This one says worthless on June 21st.

The method they use to judge podcasts make their content worthless because they only review one episode on an entire catalog. Their opinions are worthless without any legitimate digging. This is from someone who listened to one episode of our show. Yeah, right. I decided that we are worthless.

All right, I'll read one more. I don't even know if this is good, but other garbage one-star, two humorless men talk about actual podcasts. I can't even begin to imagine why they do this or why anyone listens to it. Wow. I strongly urge anyone considering trying this to listen to literally anything else instead. That is pretty solid advice, I'll give that. It's fucking, it's amazing.

So props to the come boys out there, those are some funny reviews. The only thing that we ask, W-A-T-P would love to read more of these reviews, just make them five stars and then shoot on us. There you go. That's all, so that it doesn't look like everyone hates our show, because right now iTunes is being kind. They're showing, I don't know if you've seen this,

Crosby, can you see the my screen here? Yeah. It's almost as if we have two and a half stars, maybe even a little bit more than two and a half stars. Yeah, I can see that. But then look at how many one star reviews we have two and a half stars, maybe even a little bit more than two and a half stars? Yeah, but then look at how many one star reviews we have, or five star reviews, we have 126. Versus 271 star reviews, I'm not a mathematician, but I'm pretty sure average is much closer

to one than it is to four. Yeah, they're doing some good weighting there. That's some aggressive normie shit right there. That's some aggressive normie shit right there. That's some aggressive normie shit a Marathon session today crush. Oh my god. Still hanging with me, right? Because if you weren't I'd just tell you to get out We've talked about a lot of things today. We talked about RuPaul. We talked about that woman with the cleavage.

It's bouncing off her knees when she walks. That fucking person, we talked about Stuttering John, Anthony Cumia, Gino Biscanti, Jesus Christ, what have we talked about? I'll tell you what we haven't talked about. Everyone's favorite segment This is the part of the show where we play just a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week Crozier, I don't know if you know this This show has a cadence to it. Yeah, we put out a show every week. It's amazing. Every single week a brand new ATP will land on your smart device. Should you choose to subscribe? And we ask you to subscribe because the more people listen to the show, the less money

I make. I don't know if you know that, but it's actually bandwidth costs, it also works as shit, it just costs more and more money. So we need you to subscribe so that every Sunday night, Monday morning, there it is, a brand new WITP view to listen to. And why wouldn't you want to listen to WITP when we're reviewing podcasts,

O'Like this one. Welcome to the best-domain in universe, every-domain in universe from small winners to TV dinners with over 3.5 million downloads. I'm your host, Maddox. Whitney is the first tangent officer, Rotemabcock. Thank you, Maddox. And as always, the junior journalist, Taylor, Nikolai. Happy to be here. Welcome back to the show.

Guys, exciting show show this week amazing show We're gonna be debating is marketing evil that's something that a lot of people have thoughts on and we're gonna Delvin to every aspect of marketing from internet to traditional. We're gonna talk about it all Wow Yes, this is we're finally doing it the best debate in the universe. This is Maddox's podcast Are you familiar with Maddox? I am. The best page in the universe Maddox. Yeah, I remember that from many moons ago. Yes, he was a internet celebrity and one of the original comedy bloggers. I own books that this person has written. I was a fan back in the day. We then were turned on to the Dic show,

which we reviewed many, many months ago. Since reviewing the Dic show, I have gone back and listened to every single the biggest problem in the universe episode of which there were 105, really, I mean, there were 107, but only 105 with Maddox and his co-host Dick Masterson, when they split ways, Dick went on to do the Dick show and Maddox went on to do the best debate in the universe. Yeah.

Okay. Now, the best debate in the universe is a show that tries to be what their old podcast was because they captured something there. It was a great show. I'm a huge fan of that show. Okay. Which is why I went back and listen every episode. Yeah. I guess that kind of is, you know, I kind of explained that already pretty much. Since then, I've been listening to the Dick Show and Dick Master's in because of all the hot goss that's going on on that show. This guy Maddox sued Dick Master's in for $20 million. Oh my God. Because Dick was talking shit about him on his show. Wow.

So I have to be very careful with what I do here. Yeah. I have to be careful with this Maddox podcast. This guy is so happy. Yeah. Not only did he sue Dick Masterson. He also sued a guy named Astarius Coconose who was just a frequent visitor on both of those shows. Oh wow. And a Greek comedian. He sued the company that Dick owns, the company that Astarius works for. He sued Patreon. What? Yes, he sued Patreon.

He sued 10 different entities. Every single one of them for $20 million. Oh my God. Each of them. What a dipshit. What a fucking dipshit this mad ex guy is. I am happy to report this has all been thrown out with prejudice.

These ridiculous lawsuits are done. Now this was all tried in New York State. Yeah. They outlive in California. It's possible that he could try to bring these lawsuits back again in California. But the point is, I feel that it's now safe to rip on Maddox because he tried to sue. it didn't work. His lawyer is now dumped him, his girlfriend is now dumped him, his podcast fucking sucks. And I cannot wait to review the best debate in the universe.

I'm totally caught up on the Dix show. I've never listened to the show once in my life. Yeah. So I don't know what to expect. I'm not sure what's going on. But as you know, I make my living and marketing so we're gonna listen to episode 106 is marketing evil. Well, yeah, we all know the answer is that yeah, we do know the answer to that Croge I

Don't have a fucking megatotch on my bar without marketing all right. Let's ask the school fucking without marketing. All right, let's ask the school fucking, go around and say that it's evil. That pool table over there that we enjoy marketing. All right, let's not just go around, fucking call it everything evil of a sudden. Just because we don't like being manipulated and the buying shit we don't need, that's life.

Yeah, that it is. You don't like it go to Russia. That's what I say. Oh, fuck, but I'm really looking forward to reviewing matters because... You not carousel, Matt. I made it to the point to get Rappaport drops in the show. Do you notice that? I did.

I fucking shoehorned those fucking drops and... I love the Rappaport drops. Ah, me too. Rapp is the best. I want to just go back and review his show. Maybe we'll just have... All right, here's an idea. So we do the, who are these podcasts? We typically shit on podcasts for sucking.

What if we had every other week? We just talked about how awesome Michael Rapaport was. Because I was even listening to the rap up show on Howard Cernwidge, I never listened to because it's on the list in a while. Yeah, for good reason. But Rapaport was on and it was fucking amazing.

Yeah, he's funny. This guy's the best, and he's just growing on me. This guy's like the fucking syphilis of podcast. All right, Kroge, anything you want to plug? Oh, no, man, I need a nap now. Okay, fair enough. Well, I do want to thank you very much for coming in and I invite everyone to please join us again next week

because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show is full for now. It's hilarious, the Jojo-Larious. Fuck you!

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Makes no sense. Oh! I think that's enough bullshit for once. Oh, Marbles. What's the fucking reviews are funny? Yeah, that's great. Oh, marbles. It's fucking reviews are funny. Yeah, that's great. That long one was fantastic. Really well, that person spent some time on that. I think they give it to their English professor,

the proofread. Yeah, surely well done. Oh, just nine more sentences about how much of a jerk you are. That's my thesis. How much of a jerk you are. That's my thesis.