Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep113 - Radio Gunk

Episode Date: July 15, 2018

Andy is back to review a show that reviews Howard Stern. Good premise, poor execution.  We then discuss Opie Radio, Stuttering John, and Cum Town. Oh, and everyone's favorite bit, the teaser. It's what everyone will be talking about at the water cooler on Monday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

War these podcasts, they do a show about shows. It's hilarious, the show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P-E-E-E-E-E. Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to Stuttering John and Opie Radio so that you don't have to. I'm your host, Carl. And in my guess today, Andy.

Yeah. And in my guess, I'm like, damn back. Who is this? Andy, the goat joints is what's again. And if you're from Comtown, you might know me as Fargo Downs. Yeah, dude, Comtown talked about us again. I have some clips to talk about that. Oh, great.

Later out of the show, I'm swapping guys or hilarious. I look to remind our listeners, you can visit us at whoarethese.com. You can now call the show and leave us a voice mail, 5-8-5-6-1-2-13-88, email the show at atpshowatgmail.com. We're always looking for podcast suggestions. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a 5-star review on iTunes, but then in the

comments section, go ahead and shout out over us. I had another one that came through on July 12th. The subject line is meh. 5 stars. Yeah, okay. And the description is meh. So, okay, and the description is meh So well done. I always minimum that for it Well, five stars yet. Well, thank you. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called radio gunk

This was a suggestion that came in from multiple listeners Andy and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand Let's get into it Andy. We have a lot to talk about. We have an Opie segment today. We got Stuttering John Ketchup on there's a lot of stuff to go on. Yeah, but let's start with the radio gunk It's gonna take a while though because this it felt like this podcast was five hours long this podcast was five hours long So the reason why people suggested this show to us is because they pretty much do our show, but only about Howard Stern.

Right. All they do is review Howard Stern every episode. They play clips of Howard Stern and then these three hosts, I didn't catch their names. I'm gonna call the woman dummy. Then there's a guy named John and there's the other guy. Dennis, I think. Dennis, I got that. Yeah, I never got her name. Yeah. Then there's a guy named John and there's the other guy. Dennis, I think. Dennis, I got that.

Yeah, I never got her name. Yeah, old what's your name? I think dummy. I think we'll probably suffice. Okay. Andy, do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? I see this one that says sum up. Yes, that might possibly be the clip.

That would be my clip that sums up the show. Let's get into it. Here is this radio gunk podcast. Came in from a lot of people and I figured out why right away very much in the same vein as WATP. I don't know. To now, to why he was chosen to do this, he can't just jump into that story. Why was he chosen to do this? They took that story. To the crowd and playing for him. They treated him like he was, you know, the best thing

that they had ever had in that place. So explain to me, who exactly wanted him at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? What's the thing? John Bonjoumi wanted him there. Wait, are you worried about him? Oh yeah, John Bonjoumi personally asked him to do it. But there's a lot more. There's a lot more.

I believe that he actually has his own hair. Well, what's your theory about him? Well, you believe that as a buck world, it was a pure buck world move. My God. The guy's scyping in, that sounds like. Do you believe that it's possible? It's a buck-walled, it was a pure buck-walled move. My god, come on. The guy's scyping in, that just sounds like. So it's garbage. It's so stupid.

There's so much shit wrong with the show. These guys are conspiracy theorists. I had that same clip. Yeah, okay. The whole premise, well, the subject of the show that we listened to was Howard Stern's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction speech of the show that we listened to was Howard Stern's rock and roll hall of fame induction speech for Bon Jovi. Yeah.

And they taught, they actually played the entire speech and they riff on that and they talk about him leading up to it, talking about it on the show afterwards, talking about the show. So these guys, they had these conspiracy theories where they think John Bon Jovi wasn't the guy who asked Howard to do this. The serious ex-sam was behind it. That's what the clip you just played. Yeah. You're looking at me who asked Howard to do this. The serious ex-subm was behind it. That's what the clip you just played.

You're looking at me like you don't understand this. You understand, we just played that clip. Yeah, well, this is just my face, Carl. Okay. Andy. So I was surprised, well I shouldn't say I was surprised. If you listen to Howard's search, I do. Do you listen to Howard Sirmich, I do. Do you listen to Howard anymore?

Yeah, you do. Okay, good. So you're up on all this stuff. Yep. Howard had John Bondjove in the studio. Yeah. He talked about the whole backstory. They went in depth about how John called him up.

Got a meeting with them. They met up. It was a whole fucking tedious process. Yeah. He asked him to, you know, know induct them and these guys are just like It's all bullshit like this would be a very elaborate hoax for zero payoff if that were the case Yeah, the John had nothing to do with this. There was all serious like I'm trying to get how were some notoriety And it's be all and then serious convinced by a Jolv to come on the show and admit that like cop to

convinced by Jovi to come on the show and admit that like cop to inviting him. It's all so stupid. But this is how conspiracy theorists act. They find one person who has another point of view and they go, I believe that person. Even though everyone else is saying something different, it's like, well, that one person said this. Here's an example. They go back, they hate Howard. Yeah. They go back and talk about Howard in his college years. Do they hate him though? Well, they're obsessed with him. Yeah. Which is weird.

Listen, you could my Santa say the same about me with OP at this point, because we do talk about OP a lot now. So I'm just gonna be, I just like OP quite a bit. But, all right, so this is them going back to Howard's college years. And they're trying to figure out if he's being honest about his relationship with his first wife.

I think so he and Allison met earlier than what they claim they met. And that's from the history of Howard Stern. A guy says, I don't care what they say. I was there when they first met. It happened in their sophomore year, not their junior year. And I think Howard was cheating on her openly. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Why are we talking about this?

Howard's first wife, what year they started dating in college? You give, this is how deep these guys got. Oh, they're super obsessed with the show. So, so deep. All right, so let's get into the format of the show. Right. Similar to our show, they play clips of Howard Stern and talk about them.

In concept, it's the same. In concept. In execution. However, there's something that's very different about it. This is, so I guess the guy John pulls all the clips for them. This is them trying to figure out what clips they're gonna play and how they're gonna go through this. Yeah.

So John, tell me how we want to start this. We're really just going through the right goal. All the successions from April. It's when he announced he was, he was nervous about going to and he was doing, having all his reservations and he was and the last one is him complaining about getting edited. The one in the second, the last one is when he came back from the speaker. Don't don't don't give me a play play. Just tell me which one to play. And these are clips, right John? They're like, you know, like a minute or two. They're

clippings. Again, it's all you make fun of all of it. It's all Johnny. Johnny. So tell me which one to play. All right. So the best part about that and the reason why I wanted to play that one early on is because even the other guy, you're saying his name is Dennis. Yeah, I don't know which one is with. The other guy says to John, like these are clips, right? And Jack goes, hey, we can make fun of all of it. He's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You understand, right? I think what he said was. So the guy goes, yeah, no, we can make fun of all this shit. My clip too is the second half of that. Okay. They just don't know What the fuck like they didn't know they were gonna do this you didn't realize like if you're gonna make a cake You get the eggs you get the flowers right you didn't know that you're gonna have to play these fucking clips and get them organized

Yeah, this is what it sounds like that's right because now the recap is after which you're exactly worthy All right, here we go hang on let me get to it Let's see what we have here. Okay. Now, there's two of them. There's the one that you gave me, and I think that's the one I'm going to use, right? It was a little bit better quality. Okay, I think I'll do an illegal version.

That's the unedited one. It's unedited. Right, that's the one with those funny faces of his. Yeah. So the point that I wanted to make on this, first of all, we're hearing them figure this all out in real time. Right. Can you go back and edit this shit out where they're going? So what, which file is it? Do I download the one that's that way? Like, what are we talking about? Maybe your fucking podcast wouldn't need to be over two hours. It's over two fucking hours. But anyway, the point that I wanted to make is

what we do on WATP, we do a service to the people. We take clips of shows and just play a clip. These assholes play the entire fucking show. Yeah. Did you happen to watch the speech? Did you watch the... I watched a lot of it. Yeah.

So I was familiar with his induction speech. It wasn't good, honestly. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. It I was familiar with his induction situation. It wasn't good, honestly. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't as bad as these people. Oh, no, they hated it, but they hate everything he does. Well, I mean, they hate Bon Jovi just because

Bon Jovi asked him to be there. Right. I think they go after Bon Jovi super hard for no reason except that they brought Howard Stern into the picture. They talk about how, you know, you were mentioning how long this show is. The dummy gets really excited that they're playing his induction speech and they're riffing on it.

And she compares it to Mystery Science Theatre 3000. By the way, I love this. This is like our version of like Howard Stern Mystery Science Theater 3000. I'm just loving watching this and talking to you guys about it because it's so awful. We literally could spend for a 20 minute speech. We could probably do two hours on this. Probably do two hours. This podcast is two hours and 17 minutes long.

And did you get through this entire podcast? I did not. I did. I made it to 208 and I was just like fucking I know I don't know where I don't know why we're still talking about this if Howard sir sucks so bad Why are we putting out two hour long podcasts about this fucking guy? Yeah, I didn't understand it I'm not understanding what the point is now. I want to give these guys credit where credit is due There were certain things that are picking up about the Howard Stern show that I agree with. And I'm an avid listener and Krozer and I did a whole podcast about Howard

Stern show. We, you know, nitpicked it a bit and made fun of it for the fact that we're talking about Ronnie having sucks a 70 year old manly gross. But this was a clip that I called nailed it. So then Ralph starts picking out these outfits, you know, and it's good. I guess I put on and he goes, hmm, here's a lot of jeans are nice, but try on these other jeans. And I'm like, more jeans. This is fine. These jeans. It's like a pretty one story. What. This is an story by way. What? This is not a story. I mean, this doesn't count as a story. I tried on jeans and then I tried on other. Imagine you came home and told somebody that story. I told the story. I tried on jeans and then I tried on other jeans. So I appreciated that because you listen to how it's

starting talking. Yeah, why are we talking about trying on jeans? Yeah. I mean, it's a bit that he does. With his stylist. Yeah. So boring, who gives a shit? So that I was like, okay, I can go out with that. But then Dummy has to try to put a fucking tag on it and ruin everything. This is Dummy's dynamite tag, I call it.

Hello, I'm already tuned out of this fucking clip. Like I'm literally tuned out already. I don't even understand what's going on or why we would care about his fucking gene selection. Okay. First of all, you added nothing to the conversation with that, dummy. Secondly, your show is only about Howard Stern. Yeah.

You're obsessed with everything that Howard does. Don't act like, why would we care about this? Why do you care? That's a great question. Why do you care about Howard's seren so fucking much? Well, that's in the beginning the first Half-hour this show I was like, I don't know. I think I might actually like this. Yeah, I was kind of thinking like it was a Someone vibe to our show. Yeah, how are we gonna shit on this right? It would just be like shitting on our own show pretty much come to realize though it sitting on our own show pretty much come to realize though it

You can't shit on the same show over and over it. What is your end game? What is the end? convince everybody that it sucks and it goes away and then where does that leave your show? Correct So are we talking about me doing opa again? So getting on this same vibe they talk about how how are Has these ridiculous conversations with Robin, the most boring nonsense. And they get into this riff where they say, you know, how we're talking about checking in the hotel and he's going through all this shit in like real time. Good observations. But listen to how they fucking ruin this joke. Everyone has to jump on to this thing to this thing and I apologize is a longer clip, but this is crazy

This is again is a non-story And then I unpacked my toothbrush I just locked word on the counter where I could see and then I put my toothpaste next to And then Ralph took my clothes and put them one by one in the closet and then I got in the closet too. What I'll do is I'll take a bag and I'll put my dirty clothes in that bag. Why is it funny when they do it but not when Howard does the same fucking thing? I'm gonna put shoes at my socks and then I line them up into the closet, one brown pair, one black pair. How does that end to the joke?

She shirts up and then came in and I turned on the remote and I don't even know these channels. They're not the channels that were normal. Because it's not channel two. Two was two and four was four and seven was supposed to be that low in the channel. channel two two was two and four was four and seven was supposed to be that low in the channel That was a decent joke except for they had already been doing this joke for a half an hour at that point The guy goes I turned on the TV Robin, you know these channels are not the channels Okay, that's decent and then dummy goes two was two and four and four and seven was seven All right getting back to the club

Then I went and I hooked up my iPad to the Wi-Fi in the hotel. And that. Then I looked out the window. Fucking dummy. What is she saying? She's not anything. No. This conversation, she's like laughing.

Oh yeah, these are good. I thought I looked out the window. Yeah. What? Why is she going to keep doing what Howard was doing? Except we're going to laugh at each other. Well, that's the weird thing about this is they talk about how unfunny Howard is, how he's terrible on his jokes, with his delivery, everything else, and then they're wildly unfunny.

And they're trying to be funny. Yeah. Which is, I would say a problem, right? Sure. Yep. All right. Let's talk about how funny there. Here's a hilarious joke and this is the female host dummy bombing

Look at how it has not changed the style since Jesus left the goddamn Jews Seriously, you not charismatic Since Jesus left the Jews that was the joke. Yeah the joke. Did you get that? No, I don't get that. All right, well, try out this one because now she's talking about how Howard's wife Beth is not a fancy dresser. And by the way, if I can glamour girl,

Beth doesn't know how to dress away on a fucking paper bag either. She's like the worst dress human being. Oh, no, you... Ah! She doesn't know how to dress her way out of a paper bag. She's a she's a millionaire model. I think she's I mean I don't know anything about women's fashion, but I'm guessing she probably dresses better than this dummy. Yeah, who's a fucking annoying

podcast Who ruins her own podcast? I like my third one highlights the fact that they have no idea what they're talking about. They're talking about how to roast somebody. And this is such a cheap, this is how you get cheap applause and keep it in action just by naming each person. Richie was a heroin addict, buddy. I just want to know more about Long Shelby's members than I ever knew. It's kind of like when you're at a roast and it's like, oh, let's give it up for Shaquille and Niel.

Shaquille and N Shaquille and everybody Everybody Every roast you're right you announce the person Wow Garbage when you're in Boston and you say how about those Celtics and everyone sure that's pandering right? That's not roasting right roasting is me saying that your podcast is so bad that they play it at a hostage crisis to torture the terrorists. Yeah, I would argue that that's not roasting either, right? I hear you're saying Andy, right? That's closer than saying. I understand. Hey Carl's here. Congratulations,

let's give it up for Carl. That's pandering. All right, let's get into this whole thing because they talk about Howard's speech as if it is the most embarrassing thing That's ever possibly happened to someone his speech is so terrible Howard goes out and starts talking about how Bond jovy sold 130 million albums and he starts making jokes about that And these guys don't get jokes. Right? Now the robotic plague only killed 50 million people. The atom bomb only killed 225,000 people. 625,000 people died in the Civil War.

Peanuts, you compare to 130 million five-year-old. Tell me how that equates. Tell me how people dying of horrible, horrible, dread diseases and or war are comparable in any way, shape or form. Dummy, that's the joke. You don't get jokes. The number is higher, that's how.

That's the fucking joke. It reminds me of these wack packers who aren't retards and morons. Why are you a fan of this show to begin with? You don't get any of the jokes. This is what this dummy is. She's going, well, how are we talking about the plague? That was like a serious disease to kill people.

I don't know how that's funny. Like what? What? Yeah. And then how would it go on to make another joke? And again, this is about 130 million albums sold by Bad Joey. How uplifting is my speech tonight. Anybody want to hear about the AIDS of the Dan Mekko?

But you see even with all of this talk of death and destruction I'm making a point and my point is that 130 million is ridiculously big. Try to look at it this way. The average amount of sperm in one ejaculation is not really a hundred million but jovy be sperm ladies and gentlemen all right so in my opinion yeah decent joke he's going off I'm 130 million why it's such a big number right and he's comparing it to the Civil War and sperm it's good yeah this is this fucking dummies interpretation how would

it can't win how old are bon Jovi and advanced kids sitting right in the corner some of them are younger than that is a bon Jovi himself I think he has a younger son and then they all had their kids with them. But I think the speech was... Oh, I'm just thinking of the one... What are you doing? No, the speech was completely inappropriate for kids. Got those thugs.

Oh! Won't somebody please think of the children? Are you fucking kidding me? What are you saying that? What are you saying that? They keep saying that, like, no one was laughing. He was bombing so hard and couldn't read the book. You can hear people, people were laughing

and applauding throughout the entire speech. It wasn't that bad. Which went out right, that's the either here or nor there. The funny thing is, is that they're obviously fans of Howard Stern from back in the day when the show was good. And I agree, the show was gotten terrible. During the Arty Lang era, it was amazing. Well, right.

Loved the show. It's gotten bad now. But what are they complaining about? He was a shock shock. He would say things that are inappropriate. And they're like, I can't believe he would say that in front of children. You can't.

It's how it fucking stirs this, the thing he's there to do. Yeah. It's the only thing you want him to do is to say ridiculous shit. Right. My five is more Howard bombing. Yeah, okay. Years later, John was replaced by a vacuum cleaner.

John paid his dues and work done his music while cleaning the cumball of the power station pouch. No, Grant him. That's the one funny line in there that John was replaced by a vacuum cleaner. Yeah, so his delivery is terrible. Oh, it's it's awful and now like the name Melvin. Yeah, I know he chooses theusing for a pause that isn't there he's bowing for a pause that isn't there. He's no timing. But the timing is terrible. It's delivery. I mean, I had a clip that had some of that stuff in there too. I didn't understand the guy goes the vacuum cleaner joke was a good joke, but he delivered it poorly. What are you talking about? He actually delivered that perfectly. That's how you deliver that joke. Yeah. Like, what are you talking about? He actually delivered that perfectly.

That's how you deliver that joke. Yeah. He was literally placed by a vacuum cleaner. That's the joke. That's how you deliver it. It was fine. Yeah. He's guys just want to fucking hate everything he does. What are we doing? He's misreading the room of full of people that are there to celebrate Bond Jovey

by talking about Bond Jovey. Right. That's not misreading the room. Right. Exactly. It doesn't make any sense to me. He can not misreading the room. Right, exactly. It doesn't make any sense to me. She can't win with these. You cannot, there's nothing Howard could do that these guys would be, oh, that was decent.

They just fucking hate everything he's doing. Right. Here's another example of them being like, well, I can't believe how inappropriate he's being. And this I think is some of the clip you just played. Can we just discuss how many children, can we just discuss how many children, can we hit just this guy, how many children are probably sitting in the audience,

and now he's discussing how Bond Jove used to do. What are you gonna say? And then you're in there with your kids. Off the couches of rock and roll stars. Right, now you have to explain that. Yeah, that's awesome. That's just gonna say. Look at who's writers, you people are idiots.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, somebody please think of the children. I just don't understand this dialogue they're having. We're like, how are Serbs there talking about Bon Jovi? And there's children there. He's talking about cleaning up. Come, that's disgusting. Come is disgusting. What are we talking about?

Are these adults that were listening to you? I know, I know. I don't think they're like, I'm really not. They're so offended. They love to fucking pile on Bon Jovi and how terrible Bon Jovi is because that's part of this whole thing This chicks us starts riffing on how terrible banjovy is Honestly banjovy banjovy is kind of like the fucking Mary Ochi band that comes over to you when you're having fucking

Tacos and every fucking song sounds exactly the same it doesn't even matter what they're playing It is every song is exactly the same. It doesn't even matter what they're playing. Every song is exactly the same song. Every one of them. And she's terrible at delivering jokes. She explains it over and over again. They're like a mariachi band. Every song is the same. Every song sounds the same.

Every single song they play, sounds like the same song as the other song they played. Every song is similar in nature. That's how she fucking jokes. I didn't leave you the second time. But she's fourth time. She's your good friend in nature. That's how she fucking tells Joe. I need to leave you the second time, but she's fourth time. She's your good friend's feet. She's fucking garbage.

So she says they're like a mariachi band and I was like, wait, what? And the reasoning was all their songs sound the same. So in her mind, mariachi music is all the same. Then 25 minutes later, she hops on YouTube while the other dummies are talking and she pulls up a YouTube video and tries to do a call back to that joke that she made that reference or whatever that was.

And this is amazing because first you hear the pre-roll video ad that she quickly pots down. And then she brings it back up for this big payoff. That was horrible. And it's not us. You can hear the people are not laughing. No, nobody's laughing. Just stunned. I mean, literally that crowd was horrible. And it's not us. You can hear the people are not laughing. No, nobody's laughing. They're stunned.

I mean, literally, that crowd was stunned. They had no idea what to help just happen. The other nominees, whether they're having their security guards walking to the back, is important. It's important. It's important. What is this? It's fun, Julie.. I'm really out of bed.

I'm sorry I just had to do that. If I can music is horrible. Oh my god. I don't get it. And when I first heard that the first time I was like, is this a mariachi band playing Bon Jovi? Right. Like what is the significance of this? I guess the joke was, she doesn't like Bon Jovi and she doesn't like Mariathe music.

I would argue that she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Because Mariathe music is fucking awesome. Yeah. And I have proof of that. There's a band called Metalachi. Have you heard of this band, Andy? Did you know that Metalachi covers Bon Jovi and it sounds like this. The union's been as bright as down on his love and soul. So, so.

What is with hating Mary Hatchie music? What about that? It's unpleasurable. It's fucking amazing. People hate everything, hating everything. Right. Oh, I bought Joey's socks. It's like metal.

It's like a mariachi music. Get it? No. This is like mariachi music. We're giving each other love. We're afraid of love. Baby, don't be near. We're taking my hands.

We're making a slave of love. Baby, don't be near. I I'm gonna play this whole song Because it's fucking awesome metal. I was eating a burrito and drinking a Burrito and drinking a Cot-cane Who's complaining about that? It would be the best day of my life. Right! Who is complaining about a fucking mariachi band walk up to your table? I'm always like, yes! Come back again sometime! People don't hate Bon Jovi.

People don't hate Bon Jovi. You go to any bar at 1.30 in the morning and the DJ puts living on a prayer on. The whole bar is fucking nuts. They go nuts. These guys get so over the top with how much banjo v sucks for some reason And I'm not listen, I'm not here to defend but show by any piece. I don't own any banjo No, it's not like they're wean. I'm not gonna start defending But listen to this fucking they just go so overboard. It's ridiculous. Oh my god. They got banjo v gift baskets

How scary is that? Turning into kids Oh my god, they got bun jovy gift baskets. How scary is that? Yeah. Like, it's turning into kiss. Yes. No. This has a lot more talent than bun jovy. Whoa. Kiss has more talent than bun jovy. I don't think he said that jokingly. No, you know what?

He's talking about it. No one's ever mistaken kiss for having talent. The one word that's never been used in the same sentence as KISS is talent. Trust me, I've seen them live, their stage shows fucking awesome. They're a cool band. They do a lot of cool things. They're not talented. They're fucking the opposite of talented. They're like, oh, well, don't even talk about Bajouviya KISS. I mean, KISS is talented. What? What are you fucking retarded? If Gene Simmons could sing and play bass, he wouldn't have to dress up like a fucking clown.

Exactly. And then speaking of Nautilus, this dummy tries to do a fucking Gene Simmons impression and it sounds like, oh, this. We got the Bongo Vee cast. We got the Kiskaskit. We got the Kisbar. We, you know, we, we, we're, we're branching out now.

We're gonna have the Kisbar. Boo! That's Garminch. We're gonna have me a kiss. Boo! That's garbage. That's a terrible and pressured. Yeah. All right, Andy. I've been hogging the spotlight. What do you got? I just don't believe that there's a fine line between love and hate. Yes. And you can't hate somebody and know this much about them. Oh, there's a cut.

Number four is sort of a reason to that. I think I just like and say, I mean, picture brand that. Brandeau, Ross's Apen and Gary, like high five in each other doing like the old red skins, like fun, fun, high five in the crowd, the glee's killing. Fun, bunch.

He's rattling off people behind the scene. Like I listen to this turn job all the time. I don't know. They know the name of his assistant. I don't know the name of his assistant. Oh, I know. When they were talking about Laura. Oh, right.

It's like, well, Laura could have just gotten on Grubhub. And I'm like, who's Laura? Right, right. And I'm just like. They know way more about this show than I could ever know. And I've listened to every episode since the 90s. Yeah. And it's so weird. know way more about the show than I could ever know and I've listened to every episode 990s Oh, I hate the office because you believe though that gym and Pam and that Season four with Dwight and Michael and to hear in there and you know that BJ Novak and Mindy Kaylee produces the whole

It's just like no when I hate something. I don't want to know anything about it Right, you know so much about them if you hate it so much? Well, speaking of hating, here's more piling on Banjovi. And I just, I see this as unfair. Which band is less influential? To, to, to, to, and Jovi or White Zombie. To, to, to Banjovi cover bands even exist. Like, nobody even wants to cover them.

Like, that's not even a thing, right? Oh, no. For Amidstle. They're like, they're both gays of glory. even exist like nobody even wants to come up like that's not even a thing right uh... for a month night the public is a glory but at this point night range your last of the why is night ranger and white zombie getting scrapped all

uh... well white zombie i'm sure it gets a little shit because they do the theme song right so there's it's the same thing that Just because you're associated with Howard in some way, you automatically. But I love that they're like night range dreams even laughing at this band. So, okay, I don't know what we're talking about. Night range is awesome.

Night range is awesome. But anyway, I don't want to get into that. Andy, you happen to know that my wife and I used to be in an 80s cover band called Molitude. Yes. Where we would play 80s' hair songs. Every time we played a bad jovy song, people would fucking nuts. Everyone's singing along.

People like bad jovy songs. He's written a lot of really good songs. Right. He's written a lot of crap, too. Don't get it right. I'm not gonna sit here and fucking say bad jovy's awesome. So this woman explains dummy on the show. Explains that the people who go to Banjovi shows

are the same people who want to show back in the 80s. Which I agree with, because Howard in the speech says they keep growing stronger, they're not. They're fucking trailing off big time. Sure. But listen to what dummy says. Other bands from their era have disappeared. Yet Banjovi continues to grow stronger.

In fact, no, they actually don't. The only people that go to a Bond Jovey concert are the same people that went in 1986. So yeah, like I have girlfriends from childhood who will still go to Bond Jovey concert. And nine out of 10 of them started the same fucking hair that they did. Okay, so that's her joke. Nine out of 10 of her friends who go to Bond Jovey concerts sell the same hair they did in 1986. I guarantee you she doesn't have ten fronts. Yeah, so I'm not sure how nine out of ten is even a fraction that exists in this universe. These two guys and maybe somebody she works with that

has to put up with her. Oh my god. These two guys can't be friends with this woman. They wouldn't even be in the same room with her. They my God. These two guys can't be friends with this woman. They wouldn't even be in the same room with her. They'd rather be at a really shitty Skype feed. They must have met in a subreddit or something. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. They're like, hey, I fucking hate Howard Sir,

almost as much as you do. Do you wanna do a show together? I can Skype in and sound like shit. Yeah, my internet connection's pretty shitty. I have dial-ups service. What do you think? Do you wanna do a podcast? This is them making. I have dial-ups service. What do you think you want to do a podcast? This is them making jokes and they're riffing here ready for some riffing

They're gonna riff on some banjovi song titles What banjovi song in particular helped Howard get through his days living on a prayer Have a nice day. Run away. I don't even understand how any of that is humor. Just naming songs. It sounds like a chip joke. Like, ah, the band medicine. Yeah.

Something. What are we talking about? You're just naming by Joby Saga to the laughing about it? Oh, right away, that's a by Joby Saga title. Yes, it is. Yeah, very good. You got it. Holy shit.

This is, they're trying to figure out who Louis CK is and the guy can't think of the guy's name. Oh. The movie guy that Juck said Juck's off in front of a girl. Andy! That's for you, buddy. That makes me laugh every fucking time. Come down, reviewed our review of their show.

And they're like, they can play that we don't announce who we are. And then they're like, with me today is Andy. Hey, thanks a lot. I'm glad to be back. It's like we know what the fuck Andy is that fucking makes you laugh every time I hear Andy And in my guess today, Andy So fucking funny. All right, let's get back to it here. I

Mentioned that they do a lot of things that could be edited out. I don't know why they don't edit things out Oh, I'm assuming because they don't want to listen to my flowers in 20 minutes of them fucking making nonsense. Yeah. But even when shit breaks and they have technical difficulties, we have to listen to it in real time. Oh, there you are. Nina someone's passed away, of course, her brother comes out. I don't know what-

Glad babe. Are you playing something? Oh, you don't hear it? No. Nope. Oh are you kidding me? What you do? I don't know why I did. I shouldn't do anything actually. Pause. Does this get in key? How long will it pause? All of our representatives are currently busy. So they do this thing where they pretend that you're like, un-hold.

Yeah. And they play that for a while. Yeah. I'm sorry, that clip was so long. Who would want to listen to it on a podcast? I clips it too, obviously. It's so ridiculous. It's so fucking stupid.

They don't have any bits and then all of a sudden This is the one thing they decide to stick in there, right? You're gonna be unhold for 97 minutes. Yeah 32 colors With that for 97 minutes and listen to these on me and they have a good premise. It's a decent Format for a show. I like that they actually play the clips and then talk about them I like that. It's the right way to go about this But why would they think anyone want to listen to them for over two hours when they're going through fucking technical difficulties And trying to figure out which clips to play and who got the clips and what the clips sound like and how long are the clips?

Holy shit guys, I think of this stuff out I had a time and a little bit of fucking crap All right, let's go back to, they start talking about Howard complaining about traveling to Cleveland. And this is one of Howard's bets. He hates leaving as a partner. Oh, Howard is neurotic. He hates the bad head.

Howard's a neurotic home body. Right. That's his thing. Yeah. That's a stick. Right. And so they start being ego maniacal. Right. So they start talking about that. This is Howard complaining about having to bring toiletries to Cleveland.

Then I realize, oh, I'm going to Cleveland. I got to bring some toiletries. I go, I'll need to take a shower and wash my hair and then put my products in. Howard says that. And if you don't, you're not a fan of Howard and you heard that, you're like, what a fucking ridiculous person. Like, you could riff on. You could have a joke about that. Here's the big payout from dummy I just the older aunt and I and I have a checklist. Is this really this is not a story?

It's right. Where's the story here? I have to pack to go somewhere So therefore I put all my toiletries which nine out of ten times are all in that bag They've never left that bag since the last time I traveled. You know, the Sibashian Wet look capital of the United States. Cleveland. Cleveland is like, is there ever much Nathan for you? Okay, there's three different things

I need to point out from that clip. So this woman again with her 9 out of 10 joke. I'm gonna hate. No, no, 10 times my toiletries are already in the bag that I already had. Okay, whatever, that's neither here nor there. And then the guy goes, Cleveland is the Sebastian Wetlook capital United States.

Do you understand what that is at all? I have no idea what he's talking about. I started googling the shit. Sebastian is like a hair product. And so it's like a Sebastian Wetlook. Okay. Holy shit, dude, that's fucking bizarre. That's a bizarre joke over everyone's head

And then the guy goes you guys never watch Nathan for you Listen guys podcasting 101 you never say did you guys ever watch Nathan for you? No one's ever watch Nathan for you That's not a good fucking setup to a joke There's this episode of this show. No one's ever seen whatever That's fucking ridiculous what happens when everyone says no never seen it. That's what they exactly what they said, dude I'm like no, I didn't know what you're talking about he spends 20 minutes telling him Yeah, all right. We'll be giving this setup of it like okay It wasn't it's not fun if you fucking watching it. What are you telling me about it?

And then one of the things I want to point out is They talk about how Howard Stern is very guarded about his actual life. And I think this is true. There were things about this show that can get behind. Howard is known for being this real person, you know, like his movie Private Parts is all about, I run the radio and just start talking about

real shit in my life and that's, it made me different. That's why I stood out, because I would talk about my wife's miscarriage or whatever and I'm just open about it. He's become the opposite of that. Would you agree? At this point, yeah. At this point. Show is not what it used to be.

Well, he's just, he's kind of like a liar. So the guy makes a comparison to if Bruce Wayne had a radio show. How is it that he's able to slip in and know what seems like expert knowledge of AR-15s? And I mean, that's unexplained to us. Right, exactly. Wait a minute. Where do you know about all this? Why do you know about stolen valor?

Right. Why do you know about all these? That's what we want to know about. How do you, a man of cheap dogs, you? Nobody wants to hear about all this. But this was a couple years ago about if Bruce Wayne was doing a radio show, we'd be hearing about how he had to pick out jeans. We would not be hearing about what he really does at night.

I thought that was actually a good point. Yeah. Because Howard Cern has a lot of shit going on in this life and he never talks about it. All this stuff with his daughters and his family and his real life. But this is the shit that that Hansi always complains about is this thing that Howard's got the secret life that he never talks about. And now Hansi's banned from the show and he's not about to call it anymore. So I think there aren't something with that. By the way, I want to mention that Hansi tweeted at WATP for our Stern show. First, great job. And then he's like, oh, you said I wear a tinfoil hat.

I never heard that one before. So I don't think he likes us. But I was super thrilled. I was like jumping for fucking joy. And he was tweeting at us. Which is something I'm going to make fun of Senator John for in a little bit. Well, Howard's batman, this podcast is the Joker.

They need him so much. I don't have a show. That's exactly right. He was standing on the shoulders of a giant. He was, he made syndicated radio, the thing to do. He wrote bestselling books. He made a movie. He was, he had that show on E and he accomplished more than any other

terrestrial radio personality. Yeah, so that's what he says. I mean, with the exception of Rush Limbaugh who has more listeners and makes more money and you know some other people, but whatever, right. How was the crazy that ever happened in the history of radio according to Howard?

But as he accomplished, you can't deny that. No, I know. And you're exactly right that these people, I don't know what their end game is because I've had people write into the show since we did the OP radio show. And they've said, I can't believe this guy has a fucking podcast. I hope he gets fired.

I hope that they stop it. I'm like, why? Why would you want that to happen? Yeah. OP radio is the best thing that ever happened to us. If I don't have OP radio, who's listening to WATP? Like, I get it. I understand that I need this other this villain yeah or maybe

I'm the villain I don't know whichever whatever works rob the Joker or about that. Do they think what they're doing is better? Are they are they are they are they shoulders? Are they gardening his balls? They're I mean they're not they're not super seeding the Howard Stern show by doing this. They think that what they're doing is better, and I'll give you proof. This is them riffing on Robin and making each other laugh a lot. And listen, Robin is a ridiculous person

who should be made fun of. Yeah, but listen to this. I wait down with this clip, hold on, let's do one of my wife. Can't go to dinner with her because he's afraid of what she's gonna ask for. That, and I think he's a buffet a buffet no what new illness does he need a pay to treat me probably right yeah but listen based on what Robin looks

like now seriously well I can think of something she could use that hypodiric is using right now somethingpling. I don't think you can do that in somebody's sick as her Well like whole Kogan's wrestling belt One of the interesting thing that's big sleeve Same here. Oh my god. Um, okay. All right, so let's move on a little bit now So okay, that was his that was. I didn't edit that at all. What the fuck was going on there? Why were they cracking up about that?

Yeah. The guy goes stomach stapling, like high pitch Eric. And then the guy goes Hulk Hogan's wrestling belt. Yeah. And then he goes gastric sleeve. And then she goes, he's the same hair. Where she has the same hair. What the fuck are we talking about?

Are we all having separate conversations right now? What the fuck is funny about that? There's nothing funny about that. And there's a lot of things you make fun of Robin for. Her hair is ridiculous. She's an obese woman. There's a lot of problems there. She's an old lady.

She's an old lady. You're in front of an old lady. Good for you. So I mentioned that they play, I don't know, and maybe I didn't mention this, they played the entire Howard Stern speech at the Rocker Hall of Fame, the entire thing. They didn't leave out anything. They say it's 20 minutes, it's 12 minutes.

It's 12 minutes. And they turned it into 30 minutes. Well, this is hilarious, because at the end of it, dummy says this. Okay, well that's basically the speech. I mean, that's, right? That's basically the speech. I mean that's uh right That's basically the speech that is the speech this was at the one hour and five minute mark of the show a 12-minute speech she goes well that's basically the speech you guys have over analyzed this speech

You're talking about how the crowd reaction isn't what it should have been you played every single fucking part of it And she's like well, that's basically the speech Basically, it's it's such a failure to my Clip eight is I'm talking about what a failure this is Maybe it was taken down. Sorry the one that sorry the one that no it was just there the one that Dennis sent to us has 95,000 views. Oh, that one's 95,000. Whoa. Sorry That's what it is. Okay. Yours was 95,000 views.

That's that one. And then the other one with the Yenta Girl was 200 and 75. Okay, I got the two previous systems. So between you and the Yenta Girl, the real time is like, yeah, again, they're doing the Party B video, have. They're doing math in real time. Yeah.

I didn't click that, but I'm glad you did. That's a lot of views. It's more downloads in your, you're probably all your fucking podcasts put together. Almost 400,000 views of not even the professional quality of his speech, but people just filming it from their iPhones from the crowd. 400,000 views of his speech.

And they're like, oh, and then they're like, oh fuck, what does Cardi B have? Well, okay, and we're like oh is it and then there I go fuck uh what is Cardi B? Well okay I mean we're gonna compare this to what they keep bringing up Cardi B yeah I don't understand what we're talking about here it's like well right 12 year old to watch YouTube as well but keep in mind there's a lot of fucking views for a rock-e-roll hall of fame induction speech yeah it's not even the real show that millions. Right, it's a video. It actually played the real fucking thing. Yeah, I know. That was funny because they're doing the math in real time and it totally ruins their point.

Yeah, like, oh, fuck, that's a lot. Yeah, a bunch of people have viewed it. A lot of people watch this. There's a Howard Stern fans that are so out there. Go figure. Dummy at the very end of the show, sums up the speech for us. Yeah.

Yeah, which I thought was brilliant. That's exactly right. The moral of the story is you were not fun or funny. It was actually cringe worthy, a little bit disgusting, incredibly rude, very nasty. Totally off topic at all times. Right, nobody wants to do a sing along, nobody wants to, you know.

All right, so this is what I wants to, you know. All right. So this is what I want to say about this. This is her summing up his speech. She says it's nasty and gross. Like what are we, I thought you were a Howard Stern fan. What are you talking about? Off topic. They love to say that.

They want to complain that he introduced every member of the band. He said every guy's name in in the band two different times. Yeah, and they're like he's so off topic. He's talking about Joe the band that's getting into the rocker-roll hall fame. Oh, this guy's just fucking it's like a book report. He's just like going off on tangents. Is he? They sold 130 million albums. He points that out. It's no worthy for Badge Elvie.

I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. It's in the bookie for reasons. They're looking for reasons to knit back. Oh, I know. This guy's speech. They're like, oh, no one was responding to it. Nobody liked it. Are you kidding me?

Did you watch the Rockwell Hall fame on HBO at all? Honestly. Yeah. I only watched the Howard Stern speech. That's the only thing I tuned in to see. Okay, I watched it a little bit. I watched the carers. I liked the carers. I would have watched their induction speech and other speeches.

It's a fucking bore fest. It really is. Howard Stern speech was not the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life, but it was the best part of that show. By far, at least he's fucking making jokes. Yeah. Everyone else is just actually like they fucking cured cancer and they're up there like,

well, you know, when I let the good times roll, like who gives a shit? Is it that fucking important? If we didn't have that, Sogg, we'd only have 80 million other songs to listen to. I love the cards. I like the cards. I'm about to try to rip on the cards.

Andy, I'm pretty much out of clips. So what else you got? We'll see what else you got. The only thing that I wanted to rip on the cars. And I'm pretty much out of clips, so what else you got? What else do you want us to do? The only thing that I wanted to play was clip 9, where stupid finally gets sick of her own podcast. Now her name is stupid, I like it. Let's go with that. Here is stupid.

And David Lee Ross credit. He didn't rip them off. I am begging you at 12, 15 at night, fucking move on. I can't, I don't even care about this. on. I can't I didn't care about this seriously I didn't pull these clips, but there's so many times when these guys are just fucking going out of that She goes guys can we please get back to the clip? I have 20 more minutes of the clip She likes to mix it up with the guys, but she also realizes that it's a fucking bore fast

There's just going out way too long about this shit is that it's a fucking bore fast. It was just going out way too long about this shit. Yeah. You have a couple more clips, is there anything else you want to play? Nah, we're good. Yeah, I mean, it was exhausting. It was exhausting listening to it. It's been exhausting talking about it.

It has been exhausting talking about it. So what's the tough one? Well, it was a tough one in that I had the same sense that you did. When I first listened to it, I first started going through it. I'm like, okay, I, it was a tough one in that I had the same sense that you did, but I first listened to it and I first started going through it and I'm like, okay, I got it. I like what they're doing. And then you're zooming in and really paying attention to it. Yeah.

Holy shit, this is not entertaining for anyone. Yeah. I'm a big Howard Cernfan, I know everything they're referencing, except for his fucking personal assistant, but I know everything they're referencing and talking about, and I'm just not interested in what they're saying. It's not fun or funny or interesting. Who wants to dissect the same podcast week after week, Carl? What should we talk about next?

Opie radio. Opie radio podcast. The OP radio podcast. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Alright, that's Stinger made this time for OP. I hope I listened to the right apps. I didn't clip anything. Did you listen to the OP?

But I, was it the Yat one? Yeah. The first one. The first one. The first one. The first one. The first one. The first one. The first one. The OP radio podcast. All did listen to it. Did you really? And I've been thinking about this since you started doing it.

Yeah. And I was just like, why is Carl doing this? Like, it doesn't get you as soon as you're doing it. But then I listened to the episode and it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. How? You can't believe that Westwood One has hired this person to make a podcast this bad. Yeah.

It's unbelievable. It is just insufferable. Well, you got to play an example of that. Please tell me the way the show starts. Yeah. Is him calling his buddy Carl Ruiz and he's going to be hilarious with the stick that he's got. Hi Carl. What are you doing Carl? I'm trying to. What are you doing? I'm working on my yacht voice. And that's the bat I hate it.

You don't like my yacht voice? Hate it. Well hello Carl. Ew. I'm practicing my yacht voice. Yeah we get it. I didn't edit that. That's how the show starts.

Oh, I'll be saying he's pressing his yon voice over and over and over and over again. Carl to his credit is like, All right, man, I don't like this. Can we stop? Shall we stop doing this? Yeah. Over and over again. Well, Proud was like my yon voice.

Get it, my yon voice. Get it, get it. Yon voice. Fuck me, man. I will say I actually like Carl Ruiz on the show. He makes Curl Vic and Lick is definitely the funniest part of the show. Yeah, sure on small Says ridiculous things that aren't funny Vic Henley is a fucking idiot. Yeah, compared to Vic Henry Carl Carl the only guy who goes to Opie like what are you why are you doing that? Yeah, don't do that. That's not it's not cool. It's gonna be sucks. Yeah, it's not cool. All right

I have one more clip from this show because Andy I did not listen to it. You didn't I do much I do much to listen to I listen to some of your job I had a listener wrote in dukes wrote in and said check out episode 20 at the six minute and 30 second mark for the fake laughter So I pulled that and I did not listen to this okay, so I'm interested in your take But first let's listen to this clip of over the top fake laughter on opi's radio show Oh dude, I had a chef call me. Pist off. I was like, yeah, I'll tell your boy. Stop offering chefs in Florida free tickets and sear

sex and stuff for hotel rooms and dinners, because he's not delivering. He says, keep him out of this town. How about them apples? How about them apples? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? No, no fucking way! Oh! Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, I want to sweet that one a little joke that's been made a hundred times because how about them apples and everyone loses their shit like Paul Bunyan hack fucking joke all right so and

Correct me if I'm wrong you were not an opian Anthony fan No, when they when they've got syndicated and they're on the afternoons here. Yeah, I would listen to it for 20 minutes at a time All right, so you're familiar with them. I enjoyed it It's you're familiar with them. So you listen to this opi show What was your takeaway from it? said You didn't listen to it. I did. There's a there They don't even get on the yacht until like 40 minutes into an hour long podcast. We even cares where they are

They stop to get coffee. He goes into a convenience store there. Yeah. He pulls, he makes the clerk pull out his phone and Google him. Oh, I saw this in the software and they were talking about that. Fucking unbelievable. The person didn't know who he was. Yeah.

There was a Google by name. Someone says, OP makes this young clerk at a convenience store. Who has no idea who Opie is and thank God, all those people don't. Right. Google my name. What? Yeah. You know what shows up when you go? And the kids just like, yep, that's a picture of you. Yeah.

Fuck a deal. Cures. You know, it has a new Google Greg Hughes name. It's a lot of fucking people who hate this guy. Damn press. Yeah, it's not something you want to encourage people to do if you're fucking grugged. That's hilarious. That was just that was the low light of the episode. All right, so the reason why I didn't do my homework this week, I didn't listen

to O.B. is because first off, I do put some value on my time, But secondly, I had to listen to Suttering John's podcast, episode nine, where he does a fucking victory lap about his prank call to Trump. Yeah. Okay. Someone rolled in to us and said, you gotta listen to this episode of Suttering John, and I'm glad I did.

This is fucking ridiculous. Wait, so you're familiar with his prank call to Trump, right? Yes. We covered it very well, I think, on episode 111 of RuPaul episode. We played his entire call to Trump. We dissected how terrible it was. It wasn't funny. It was a golden opportunity that he flushed out of toilet.

Wasted. Wasted opportunity. Basically, if you didn't hear our other episode about it, he called up Trump pretending he was Bob Menendez, who's a senator, and then talked to him, how, centering John thinks a senator would talk to the president. Still terrible, but talking about real issues and things, and Trump just got disinterested and went,

okay, wow, I gotta go. Okay. That was the extent of the prank call. So this is how he start off his show. Hi Bob. White House staff members are freaking out today. So podcast or whatever. That there was actually a prank call.

Fake Bob Mnendez, real Stuttering Don Melendez. Did this comedian just prank the president? Criticize the Stuttering Don podcast. I can't believe this. Oh right, welcome to the Stuttering John podcast. And that intro was put together by our engineer here, Don, Don, great job. Thank you.

Holy shit, fucking John. Can you just let it lay that you have like an intro with people talking about you? He's got to give credit to the fucking guy who put it together. Wasn't that impressive? And who starts out there show with people talking about that? Or these podcasts they do a show about show. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. I guess some people do.

So, John, this is the beginning of his victory lap. Right off the get go, it's like news is talking about me and God the news all got this wrong. It's the first time anybody's given a shit about talking about him in ever 20 years In ever and it's funny because everyone got it wrong fake news a comedian pranked president Trump I'm missing out on where the comedy isn't any of this. Yeah, it's not funny.

This is him talking about a meeting he had after getting all this notoriety. Royce and I were having breakfast with a television producer who's going to try and get this, you know, a show of our sold based on this call, which is amazing. He had a meeting with a television producer who's going to try to build a show based on this call which is amazing He had a meeting with a television producer who's gonna try to build a show based on that call What is it called boring conversations with celebrities? What are we doing here? What is he gonna talk to the fucking Secretary of state and ask them about foreign policy? I'm gonna call the mayor and

Complaint about things that citizens complain about. Oh mayor, there's a pothole on Route 31. Are you gonna do something about this pothole mayor? Like what the fuck are we talking about? How is he having a meeting with a television producer? I want to hear that conversation more than I want to hear his conversation with Trump because that would actually be funny. Oh, god. You ever see Nathan for you? So then he starts, he tells this.

He's counting after cranking. He tells this joke in his co-host, whoever this guy is. I don't even know why they address this as a joke. Sure. I know, but my ass is in jeopardy, and I mean that literally. You know, you made that joke at the breakfast table and the elderly couple across the way you shot you a look Does he know what the word literally means my ass is in jeopardy literally My ass is in jeopardy just means what it means

There are there are two different fucking meetings of that No, and then the guy goes, man, you said that, at that diner and those fucking people shot you look. How innocuous is that? My ass is in jeopardy like, whoa, watch out for this guy. He's gonna clear the room. I gotta tell that on the podcast.

I know, I gotta reuse that joke. Like shit. I gotta tell that joke. So we're literally talking about the fact that John did a boring fucking prank call that was already been on his podcast and now he's putting out another podcast about that podcast to tell everyone how amazing he is.

He talks about how every TV show wanted to talk to him. And you and I going on the media tour, it was like every single show. It's great. And NBC, MSNBC, you know, help me out. TMZ, you know what else? Honestly, it's everywhere, because there was countless radio shows

you were doing in the car rides between the other studios. Several blogs. That fucking went down quick. He goes because we were on every single show. He could think of two networks. NBC, MSNBC, and then he's like TMZ. That's not every show. That's not even most networks.

That's a couple of networks. I saw it scribbled on a bathroom wall. Yeah, somebody fucking, oh, I get to the fucking tweets that he got about it as if that's important But he goes to like blogs wrote about it You know a rap part would say about that. It's 2018. You still hype that you blog Fuck are we talking about He goes from I was on TV in the same sentence to blogs. We're talking about it. Okay. So he starts talking about Twitter and how people on Twitter were super stoked about this

prank call. First, let me just thank you everybody for the great response and all the support I've gotten from the Twitter sphere and from action celebrities and we'll talk later to Kathy Griffin called me. Actual celebrities and I just can't think of Griffin. Yeah. John, I think it's actual celebrities. There's a disconnect there. Kathy Griffin?

Oh, yeah, whose career got ruined because she doesn't let the celebrity. Well, that's the only person who would say, right, because I guess John had a secret service reach out to him. And any time that you do, don't call the president anymore. Yeah, a dummy. Yeah, the president, stop it.

John then proceeds to name drop all over the fucking place. And this is a compilation I put together. Considering John name dropping because he's so fucking amazing with the shitty podcast run how Kathy Griffin Bull Bill O'Reilly Mark Hamill Elaine Boosler Randy Mayam singer Michael Avinati himself Rossley intern Rain Wilson I was also a sliding skig, what way to out of it? I'm gonna wait up! Starting all the way to the end! I know! So we started talking about Bill O'Reilly.

Because I don't know, I guess Bill O'Reilly gave him shit or something. And this is a great clip that demonstrates Stuttering John's amazing wit. This guy just, I mean his brain works differently than yours are right. He's just off the coffee, he's than years are right yeah he's just off the coffee just fucking funny man so quick thank well first of all Bill O'Reilly you know who's account I mean his account is BOR which is what I think he is so you know B bore. Look, can we zoom in on that? This is John setting up his joke. He could have prepared for this all day if he wanted to.

He could have been ready with a punchline. Listen to him set up for this joke and then have nothing. I mean, didn't he think that B- was gonna like, you know, imply BOR? Oh, what a fucking epic fail that is. What's wrong with this guy? Didn't he think that like BOR would, uh, uh, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, Haha, it's just guys man. This is unbelievable because this prank call he got in touch with President Trump had a boring conversation put out a shitty audio quality version of it on his podcast. This victory lap that he's doing he turns us into that he's now like the prank call king. Oh boy. That should be our next prank calls to Bill O'Reilly. Oh Now he's like the prank call guy wait till fucking Suddering John calls you off. Then you're gonna get your ass Prints this guy's the prank call guy All right, what's that call gonna be like hey Bill? How's the podcast going? Yeah? It's just gonna be like how many other

Subscribers you have over there on your pack Okay, cool. Yeah, all right. Well, I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I can't believe it. It's gonna be all right You guys hear that I got about the phone. Oh, it's amazing Fucking boring So this is More name dropping. Oh and Andy you're you're a movie buff. So I have a he's gonna top Elaine Boozler I have a question for you after you hear this. So this is awesome, and I got, like, you know,

send the relevant man, I loved Solo. I mean, just one of the greatest directors, Run Howard. Run Howard, you know, I can't remember some more of his movies, but he's done so many gritos. Andy, Run Howard, you know, I can't remember some more of his movies, but he's done so many videos. Andy, Ron Howard. Yeah, legendary director. Yeah, obviously he was a TV star.

Can you name more of his movies than Teen, Yap, Trav? Right, great movies. He's done a ton of fucking movies. You go through the list, you're like, you got to willow out your third fucking wand? Kakoon, and you could throw out the so many movies. So he brings up Ron Howard, and that's how he started off the conversation. You're like, oh, did Ron Howard want to meeting with you about this call? Listen to this. When I wrote Secret Service about the rest of me unbelievable,

they should arrest Jared Kitchner for putting the call through. Shane Mondano Trump has been a further mind, and he retweeted it. How cool is that? for putting the call through. Shayne Mondano Trump has been a friend of mine and he retweeted it. How cool is that? Run, ho, and retweet at him! And he's fucking taking a victory lap about it. That's insane! This guy hit a fucking button on his phone!

Because he's obsessed with Trump like everyone else says. Hit a fucking button and instead of John's like, holy shit man, run, how is my boy now? Yes, you're having lunch with him tomorrow. Well, he even goes as far as to say this. That's amazing. Ron, if you can get me in one solo two, yeah, Ron, if you can get me a cameo, what are your movies? Because he retweeted you?

Is that how Hollywood works? Listen, I apologize. We got to put this guy in the cast. I retweeted him back in 2018. There's a decent tweet about Trump So anyway, he's the co-star. Yeah, all right action Let's all this fucking works at all And then this is something I had no idea I know that Ron Howard was OP I know that Ron Howard was on happy days. I did not know that he was the star of Star Wars.

That's Ron Howard. That's fucking Luke Skywalker. No, that's Mark Hamill. Uh oh, Ray Tart Alert. Ray Tart Alert last. Holy shit. Andy, I mean, can we just fucking edit something out of this shit? What is wrong with this guy? It's fucking Ron Howard.

Oh, fucking Luke Skywalker. No, no. Right out of the cast, Luke Skywalker would have been the death of Star Wars. There's no way that movie would have been good. This is receding a hairline. A ginger receding hairline. Yeah, I'm just not buying that he's taking down

the fucking death star with that ginger hairline. So this is the thing that everyone's taking down the fucking death star with that ginger hairline. So this is the thing that everyone's talking about is the fact that Suthering John was able to get in touch with Trump. That's the big deal. Obviously the call was born. That's the only achievement. The only achievement is that he actually talked to the guy and this is the takeaway from that. Suthering John is able to prank Donald Trump and get a live call from Air Force One. What the hell is Vladimir Putin able to do? And that's the truth. And I think that's what's really embarrassing to Trump because now, look, if I could do

them, if I could do them, you don't think the Russians can? Wait a second. What is Russia gonna do with prank calls? I'm confused what the fucking connection is here. Like, I was able to get in touch with Trump by pretending I was a senator. What do you think Putin's doing? I think Putin is running a fucking country

and doesn't give a shit about prank calls. What does that do with anything? What are they talking about? Yeah, dude, did you have retreat on running? Exactly. You bet that catch it. The fucking commentary that's coming out and about this, I didn't even realize until I heard the running. Exactly. You bet that catch it. The fucking commentary that's coming out about this, I didn't even realize until I heard the show, but these pundits come out and they say, well Jesus, what about what are hackers

up to? Hackers. Can I get to the fucking computer system is very different than a call screener thinking that this guy's a senator and putting him in touch with There's not even any connection there at all. I don't need fucking hilarious So still doing John needs so much goddamn attention and he's so desperate for attention That the pub that he goes to he was doing a victory lap at the pub after he got in touch with Trump Yeah, yeah, and there was people at my pop that I go to one the

The bartender and they will didn't blame me Yeah, and they're probably sick of you fucking showing up too The fucking bartender didn't believe me like yeah because you're a fucking no one. Yeah, you're an alcoholic You're a waste case. You're a waste case. I show the picture rigs That's what every waste case does comes in it's a ooh The president's out to get me yeah, well the funny thing is I happen to have the Awareness around the fact that when you say you have a podcast it shuts everyone off. Yeah

Nobody's listening to the next sentence coming out of your mouth So there are times when I've been podcasting and I'll go to the bar and the matter is like, what are you been doing today? I'm like, nothing. Yeah, because who wants to hear? Oh, I was just doing my podcast and that's a fucking worse thing you could say. This fucking dummy is like, guess what? I did all my podcast. I'm like, I don't know. I don't care. Did you want to hear what he worked for free? Yeah, listen to it. Because it's shit. And then he starts reading these tweets that he got from fucking nobody.

So he goes through the celebrity thing and that got done real quick. And then he starts just going through random tweets. Birdie maker, right, right dude, that blew my mind, that was a Rolls Royce of Fony phone call. Hey, there you go. I mean, that's what we should, you know. Yeah, you know, we should have that on the Southern John podcast, the Rolls Royce of Fony Phone Call. Hey, there you go. I mean, that's what we should, you know, yeah, you know, we should have that on the Southern

John podcast, the Rolls Royce of Fony Phone Calls. Home to the Rolls Royce of Fony Phone Calls. How was that interesting or funny? Why would you read that tweet? It wasn't a good Fony Phone Calls. By any means, by any stand. Can't even touch Richard Christie's tradeo stuff. Oh my God, Richard Christie runs labs around this fucking guy

when he comes to phone calls. And he's talking about a specific tweet he got from a nobody who said it was a good, I don't think this guy's ever gotten a positive tweet ever in his life and he's blown away by it. All he gets is shit on Twitter, with most of us too. So he goes, he goes, holy shit, somebody liked what I did on Twitter, I'm gonna read that exact tweet and they're like we should make that our fucking position statement

No, you're not the Rolls Royce of 40 phone calls and then it gets into this fucking conversation Which I didn't understand how to decode this well, let me ask you this real quick Because it's really not a phony phone call it's kind of more about a prank call but it still kind of takes the cake no matter what right Andy what's it there's a phone call on a prank call it nothing I think nothing yeah but there's a difference between a funny phone call a prank call and this call yeah right call is funny he just was like a prank call, and this call, yeah, right. A prank call is funny. He just was pretending to be a senator and have a board conversation.

He was so loud. Damn, it was so boring and you're waiting for a payoff that never arrived. It never arrives. And he had chances too. He built him up. He's like, so I want to ask you this question. Yeah. What are you going to do about the Supreme Court justice?

Wait, wait, wait, what? You had an opportunity to fucking like, put a zigger in there and even explains that his whole goal was to not have any jokes. You know what, that's why, you know, like I get some people like, you know, how dare you do that and, you know, it's, you know, I didn't do any jokes, which I wasn't planning on.

You know, so in other words, this prank call is the same way that he plans for his show. No jokes. There will be no jokes today, even though we're reporting on this and the comedian got in touch with Donald Trump. No jokes. I'm pretty sure that at some point that he's to be a joke in order to be a comedian, right?

At some point, something. He should be embarrassed that he dropped the ball. It's fucking embarrassing. And instead of doing a victory laugh, as if what he did was the most amazing thing, and if they keep talking about like, you can go back and listen to the call. I mean, it's out there, it's on YouTube, it's on,

dude, I would, I've squashed that and just be like, I got in touch with the president, it was amazing, I can't believe I got through security and just been like, I got in touch with the president, it was amazing, I kept me like, I've through security and never played the call. Yeah. Because it was garbage. Shit, if you downplayed it, it would have been better. He sounded like a fucking idiot.

Speaking of sound like an idiot, this is why podcast suck. Wasn't this fucking dummy try to talk? So, then... So, we said that we do it, and then I... I am... And then, and I, this is where, I'm suffering job all night. He'll eat the amazing monster. Amazing. This was the announcer for the tonight show. I'm not making this up. In this world, J Jay Lennon was like, that guy needs to be my announcer. Oh, shit. And just to put the cherry on top, what's explained how terrible

Sittering John's podcast is and how fucking unimportant and boring it is, listen to this. I was trying to get Casey Armstrong and from the Howard Stern show. From the Howard Stern show. And Casey said he was too busy. He wanted to get Casey Armstrong on his podcast and Casey's like, yeah, I got shit going on.

He hasn't been on the show with Casey Armstrong. He's been on the show since the 90s, right? I don't think he has a nobody. He's got nothing going on. Still reading John, who's a friend of his, says, when I come on my podcast, he's like, no, no. No, no. No.

Holy shit, that's how fucking boring this fucking podcast is. All right, so that was my, uh, my stuttering, John. Well, now let's do 20 minutes on for a cast. All right, let's go. I got the clip for you. Let's do it. No, let's talk about Compton real quick. No, I know. It's too much.

I do want to talk about it. Who wants to go home to show with me anymore. It's all fucking day now All right, this is the guys from Compton Andy and I Did a show about the show we didn't know what the fuck we were getting into we didn't understand it at all, right? Yeah, would you agree with that? We're like this was making I still don't joke right? It was just all butxy jokes the whole time. And we didn't understand it.

And everyone on the sub told us we're fucking idiots and that there's jokes within the jokes that we're not getting. And I was like, it doesn't seem that cerebral to me when they mess the case. I've come around quite a bit. This guy, Nick Mullen, the host is fucking hilarious. Their review of our review is one of my favorite things of all time. And then I love that now when they do their show and they're saying ridiculous shit,

they think about us. They literally think about like, I wonder if those fucking guys from WTP are listening to this. What would they think about it? Listen to this, this came in just a random episode like 15 minutes in. Every time we do something as dumb as that, I just think those two dads with that podcast of the Midwest that are like, what the hell are they doing? You know, on my way back to New York, I flew from Portland to New York. I stopped and I fucked those guys in the end. Chicago. I think they're from Chicago.

Yeah, I told them to meet me. It's Chicago, and I told them, never never disrespect me and then I suck both their dicks The completion Just as little now I have a little piece of them Always because I swallowed their nut as well So I just want you guys know out there defending our honor and if anybody says anything about our podcast being bad You got a day with my mouth. You're cock my mouth That is an unbelievable clip right there.

Finally, it was admitted that he sucked us both off. Well, two completion. Now, these guys are fucking funny. It's exactly the kind of humor that I would expect out of come town. Exactly. So, props to the come town guys. That's fucking awesome. Andy, that's all I want to talk about that. We've talked about Stuttering Jai, we've talked about Opie, we've talked about Radio Guy. Everything. We've talked about everything. Yeah. So, you know that there's a certain thing that's coming up next on the show. What? Well, it's a bit that we do every week. I don't know. Okay, I'll give you a hint. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. And do you want to introduce what this part of the show is? This is the part of the show where we tease you about the next episode and what podcasts we're going to interview. Oh shit, that was terrible. Have you ever heard me talk about this before? I feel like you just too know my style. I didn't know you were going to talk to me.

All right, this is what that's all about. There's going to be a lot of editing for this episode. Oh, there's a ton of editing. I was planning on watching the World Cup Final tomorrow, that will not be happening. I spent all day fucking editing this pod. Here is a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week on WATP.

Today's news story comes from Iran. There was a 19 year old girl who made a Instagram post where she was just dancing in her bedroom. Well, yes, because in Iran, your women are not allowed to dance in public. Oh, so putting a post on social media is public. Yeah, absolutely. And so yeah Damn. And so. With Nanking Dance in public. Yeah, I'm guessing. If they're, if they're, if they're, if this is a New York Times article, so they're specifically saying,

women can't dance in public to me that's saying. Yeah. Men can't, men can dance in public. Cause I'm sure, you know, I'm sure it's considered to be sexual. Yeah. And so, and dance is we all know it ain't sexual. All right, this is a podcast called,

guys we fucked. Oh, okay, this is a podcast called Guys We Focked. Oh, okay. This is a suggestion that came in through our Facebook page. And in episode, we'll be listening to called Should, or we should be crying a little bit every day, question mark. That's why I started with the word should, because it's a question mark at the end. We should be crying a little bit every day.

Yeah. That's a stupid title anyway. So guys we fucked are these two girls. I heard of this podcast. Yeah, they're part of this group called Sorry About Last Night. I think that's a very popular show. I'm just looking at their website and I don't know where these followers exist

but there's 626,000 followers to this This website so or this show So it's a very popular show with two women who talk about fucking and Want to help out those women who are sluts and Iranian YouTube. Oh boy. That that sounds like a lot of fun Right, this is a comedy podcast. I was part of listen to yeah This is a comedy podcast. It's hard to listen to. Yeah, this is comedy podcast. That's the very beginning of the show. They get right into this Iranian girl with DanceKinder Instagram and they just chopped off her head.

Like, oh, okay. Well, we're gonna have a lot of fun today! We, that's how we're starting things up. Comedy. Yeah. So you wanna come back next week for this one? No. So please, we ask that you join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony.

Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. You're now the show. What's up, why are you? That's a must and one skull. This dude is fucking corn. Your wife had the giant stiches in her. That would fail. Fuck you! I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Slum and mine!

They slump and mine! Alright, none of that recorded. So we gotta start over from the beginning. So I'll go through your clips first this time and then we can do my clips. So I'll go through your clips first this time and then we can do my clips.