Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep116 - The Anthony Cumia Show

Episode Date: August 13, 2018

This week we recap what happened during our appearance on the Anthony Cumia Show last week. We even play the audio from our guest spot. But that's just the beginning.  Jen from the Jingles Departmen...t joins us to discuss the latest with Rich Vos and his appearance on Comedy at the Carlsoncast. We listen to a review from The Wicked Theory Podcast. We hear Jim Norton and Sam Roberts bash Opie. Then we review the latest Opie Radio Podcasts from the Podcast Movement in Philadelphia.  All of this and more on WATP! Go podcasting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 War these podcasts they do a show about shows. It's hilarious the shows hilarious W-A-T-P Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts so that you don't have to. I'm your host Carl. With me this week is Jen from the JINGLE's department. Hello. Welcome back Jen.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Jen is on this week to discuss our experience going to Anthony Kumia's show this past week. I'd like to remind our listeners you can visit us at whoarethese.com. Call the show 585-612-1388. Email the show watpshow at gmail.com. Also we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes. But then shit all over us in the comments section. Today will be replaying my appearance on the Anthony Kumia show. I was given permission to use the audio. Oh boy. So very exciting. We're gonna play that appearance.
Starting point is 00:01:08 We're also have a ton of stuff to catch up on. I haven't been off a week. We're gonna be talking about Rich Voss and what he's been saying about us. I have some clips on that. The Wicked Theory podcast reviewed our show. Uh-huh, okay. So I have some clips on that.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I also have Jim Norton and Sam Roberts talking about OP and OP's podcast. We'll be doing that. And of course we have an updated OP segment that's going to cover OP's trip to the podcast movement conference in Philadelphia. We're going to learn a lot. There's a lot to learn today. There's a lot to get to. I'm excited to be able to play the entire appearance. We got a lot of positive feedback from the appearance on Anthony Kumia show. It's unedited except for I did take out a segment where we were watching a bar fight video because it was a very visual element. I do encourage everyone to go to compoundmedia.com. Get a subscription. It's like nine or ten bucks a month.
Starting point is 00:02:03 It's not a lot of money people. Get a subscription. You can watch nine or ten bucks a month. It's not a lot of money people. Get a subscription. You can watch the full video and check out our appearance on episode 673. And that was from August 7, 2018. It was a show that featured Carl from Who Are These Podcasts and Alex Jones. We're the two guests on the show. Yeah, that was surreal I'll tell you the experience was fantastic. They were so nice to us. Dave Landau is my new best friend Like I was so sweet They were all very nice. They were all very nice to us very accommodating and it was interesting when we got there I was booked from five until six
Starting point is 00:02:42 So it's fine the show starts at four. I knew I had an hour to kill But then we're gonna get Alex Jones on here and now Alex Jones is in the middle of this big shit storm Yes, because he's been de-platformed everyone's talking about this and now I'm on a show where they're gonna be talking to Alex Jones It took Alex a little while to get on the show. He was a little bit late to get on and then it got into a very Serious discussion. It was intense. It was this intense discussion about the Constitution and the First Amendment and the end of civilization as we know it. And then they're like, all right, let's transition. You'll hear it when I play the clip. I don't have the Alex Jones portion, just the part that we are on. But you'll hear them transition and say, all right, well, I think we've been keeping this guy waiting a little bit too long. Let's bring on Carl.
Starting point is 00:03:25 And that was a weird situation to walk into. It was a tough transition, but you did it. It was a tough transition. So we went down to New York City. We spent a few days there. We have Boston family and friends. So we had a good time catching up with people, met up with Emily Procop from the story behind.
Starting point is 00:03:41 We did. Podcast. She reached out. New we were going to be in the city, wanted to get together. That was an interesting experience. We met up with her and her husband, who seemed to be pretty non-plussed to meet us. Well, why would he be? To say the least. He was not a starstruck, as I would have hoped. And her 15-month-old son, who was a huge fan of yours. A huge fan of mine. Wouldn't shut up about it. I'm like okay, I've been barrens now. That's enough
Starting point is 00:04:06 Right, but it was fun to talk to Emily. She was at that podcast movement conference down in Philly She sent out a panel about Editing I believe yes, she does podcast editing for a living so very nice people know how I feel about editing podcasts So we had a lot to talk about Emily and I and we did get some delicious pizza. They were like, this is the best pop of Johns and Manhattan. You guys have to be. It's at this location and and they were right. That was right. That was really good pizza. So just some some thoughts. You know, what was your overall take on going to Anthony Kumia show, going to the studio,
Starting point is 00:04:43 you sat and watched the whole taping of it. What'd you think? Well, first of all, it was surreal because we got there before Anthony did and I heard his voice outside the door and when he walked in I was like, oh, I as if it's if he's gonna be like, oh, Jen, thanks. I feel like I know him because I've listened to him for so long and then he looked at me like, who are you? Which is exactly an appropriate response because he has no idea why you're here. That's exactly right.
Starting point is 00:05:08 But it was really great. And then I got to sit next to Bobo the entire time. So if you're an open Anthony fan, just if you're not bearing with us for the next 30 seconds because this was so exciting for both Jen and myself, we walk in there and there's a bunch of people there to watch the taping of the show. And we hear them talking and I go, oh my god, that's Stalker Patty over there.
Starting point is 00:05:28 You were Stalker Patty. Stalker Patty was their bobo show up, which I was so stoked about. Very recognizable guy. We saw Big A, we saw Eastside Dave, Keith the cop we hugged out with. It was surreal. It was very exciting. It was really, really cool to meet all of those people that we've heard on the radio for all those years.
Starting point is 00:05:49 You know, before I get too far into this Jen from the Jingles department, you recorded a brand new jingle. I did. And I think it's appropriate before we talk too much more about our adventure with the Anthony Cumia show that we play our brand new jingle
Starting point is 00:06:04 from Jen from the Jingle's department. I'm gonna go sit back, take in a victory lap. Nice, the new Victory Alapte, jingle. I'm sure you used that quite a bit. I love it, I love it. So I'll tell you from my perspective, I thought it went really well, I was very happy with it. I wrote down an hour's worth of notes to talk about. I came prepared like I do for this show.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Right. Okay, I wanna hit this, I wanna came prepared like I do for this show. Right. Okay, I wanna hit this, I wanna hit this, I wanna hit this. Thinking that it was just gonna be, let's just like Carl take over my show for an hour. Of course, that's not the case. Now, not even close. I mean, we talked about WATP for a while. And then Anthony, as he always does,
Starting point is 00:06:58 I can't check out this video with OJ, and let's watch this bar fight video, and let's do Rosie O'Donnell marching on Washington. And I got to almost nothing that I wanted to talk about. I had like a whole roast ready to go in case they asked me to review their show and all these things and you'll notice when I play the clips that I interrupted a couple times
Starting point is 00:07:19 and took over a little bit because there were things that I wanted to hit on, but yeah, it was funny. Now I was an idiot I am. I came with all I wanted to hit on. But yeah, it was funny. Now I was an idiot, I came with all this stuff to talk about, I could have filled two hours of their show, just talking about OP and W-A-T-P and Stuttering John and Jim Norton, all these things. And of course, that was not what they brought me on to do. They actually hosted their own show.
Starting point is 00:07:40 That is true. Yeah, and the Columbia Dills had a run of show. It was a successful one. It doesn't need me to come does have a run of show. It's a really successful one. He doesn't need me to come out and fill time for them. Better to be prepared than to not. Yeah. It was a great experience. We met up with some other fans, Nicole, who is in the band Giftshop in New York City. She was there with her husband and one of their friends and they were there to watch the taping. That was cool. We met up with them just kind of randomly at a bar and then hung out with those guys for a while.
Starting point is 00:08:11 So we got to hang out with friends and other Anthony Kumia fans. It was just just a great trip. Overall we went down to we tried to get in the comedy seller, but I was slow to grab us tickets. So we ended up at a show that was at the big fat black pussy cat lounge. I think it's the fat black cat lounge. Something like that. It's through the village underground, above the village underground, something. And we watched comedians do, they have to be try, they have to try out brand new jokes. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Is the premise of this thing. They have to be try, they have to try out brand new jokes. Right. Is the premise of this thing. And we saw Dan Soder, Todd Barry, who else was on that show? Hickie Glazer. Yeah. That's a prize appearance by Judith Friedlander. Oh yeah, Judith was there.
Starting point is 00:08:55 That was interesting. Judith kind of bombed. Well, I don't think he was following the rules. I don't think he was following the rules at all. Because the MC, whoever he was, I can't remember his name, but he was so funny. He would call something. He called MC, whoever he was, I can't remember his name, but he was so funny. He'd call something. He called him out. That was funny.
Starting point is 00:09:08 So that was a good time. Really just aside from being 100 degrees and smelling like garbage, we had a great time. Man, I had a hell of a morning. You ever take a shit so big that you wish you had waged yourself before you sat down? I'm not gonna comment on that, that's gross. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Let's play the appearance on the Anthony Cumius show and then we'll catch up on the other side with another OP segment and all the other things that we need to get to. At this point, I think we've talked enough, right? Yes. All right. Until you punch someone in the fucking face
Starting point is 00:09:51 Everything's fair game. It's open dialogue and I don't like the idea that people are keeping that from From other people There, you know, it's so box. You know who I think we've been keeping waiting too long I know You bring it up exactly. We're censoring him is a very funny guy Exactly, we're censoring him. It's a very funny guy. Carl, come on in. Take us. How are you?
Starting point is 00:10:09 I'm doing great. I'm in on a, a whiz bang day with Alex Joe. Oh, yeah, this is a lot of fun we're having today, right? Yeah, yeah, the Constitution. What happened? Funny guy who makes fun of podcasts. Me. What happened to the show where we make fun of old PSAs from the 50s.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Exactly. That's so much. We'll got our second hour involves hilarity people. I mean, you talk about back in the future too or something. Right. Something like that. That fun. Well, it's a brand new show right now that starts right now. We had Joe Camel on earlier. I mean, we were discussing fun things. Dick and it can balls uh... joe camel i i must say
Starting point is 00:10:49 carl here uh... carl uh... heber heberger heberger yes all right carl eberger uh... who are these hot it's eberger okay it's It's at who are these pod? I guess casts couldn't get that. You know what? I didn't set up our Twitter account. Okay. I actually hate Twitter. It tried to get me fired.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Yeah. I'm not a huge fan. I hear you, my friend. I hear you. I hear you. Necessary evil unfortunately. I wish it wasn't. I wish we just stopped going on.
Starting point is 00:11:22 It's an unnecessary evil. Really? When you think about it, it's based on nothing but people's narcissism. Like everyone feels like, oh, I gotta get involved in this conversation. I think everyone needs to hear what I have to say. Let me get this in thread.
Starting point is 00:11:35 My whole livelihood, my family, my job, my reputation, just because I need to let you know how I feel about those people. Six likes and I have no paid salary anymore Yeah, yeah works out in the end. It's ridiculous. Why do we take this risk? I wouldn't take a bet like that and I've taken some stew mean I do because I work here, but my people I Don't get it here. You're impervious. Twitter should be us three in Alex Jones. That's it. Yeah. And everyone else just fucking X-Nay. You're gonna get fired. I know. Why are you saying stuff?
Starting point is 00:12:11 Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Oh, thank you, sir. Yes, it's great. It is a who are these podcasts? Now, I've gone through all of them. Oh, sure. And I haven't listened to all of them. But I've gone through all of them. And I haven't listened to all of them, but I've gone through and the ones that I'm interested in, I listened to, and they're all so well done. You fucking guys, and one of the biggest gripes I think you have on your show about other podcasts is the fact that there is zero preparation in... You know, four men, nine percent of podcasts. No preparation, no format.
Starting point is 00:12:42 I gotta tell you, the thing that pisses me off about OP show, and we didn't even do OP show until episode 107. We had a lot of podcasts. OP considers the show a hang. Yeah. Yeah, it's a hang show. It's like in the car with carolers,
Starting point is 00:12:56 people want to hang themselves after they listen to it. Exactly. It's a hang. Look, it says Brooks was listening to OP. What kind of show for man is that? I'm just hanging out by buddies. I do that too, gives a shit. It's not a show.
Starting point is 00:13:09 First of all, it's so pompous. It's so pompous. Hey man, I'm so good that all I need to do is bring people on and turn some mics on, man. We're fucking rolling. He said when he had the afternoon show on serious, he said we would go downstairs and do another hour on the sidewalk. Why? Do another hour?
Starting point is 00:13:28 You're hanging out with your buddies? Everyone does that. You're not doing an hour answer. It's not a show. It's not a conversation with your friends. We would do another hour. We literally said we would do another hour on this side. And he would say shit like that.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Like, oh, next time I got to bring a mic down there because that was gold. And it's like, now He would say shit like that. Like, oh, next time I gotta bring a mic down there because that was gold. And it's like, now you see what that gold is. It's not quite gold. I've said this with the gold. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, my fingers green.
Starting point is 00:13:55 What's the shittiest one you've ever reviewed, do you think? Shittiest podcast. We did a show that was about pickup lines and this is gold's back a couple of years. The only did one episode ever, and it's the room of podcasts. They do everything wrong. The recording equipment's not working.
Starting point is 00:14:11 The two hosts are pissed at each other. It was just they didn't have any jokes. They thought it was gonna be this hilarious show. And my co-host, Kevin, at the time, was like, Carl, I don't know why we're doing this show. It's not even a real podcast. This is the greatest podcast I've ever reviewed it's so bad it's perfect it's a made it's called like pick bad pick up lines or pick up lines up like that
Starting point is 00:14:32 you've done how many of these we're up to like a hundred and ten hundred and ten like that is man you you because listening to some of these fucking shows are just it's infuriating in a way that you put on something, you try to have some type of format, you try to prepare, have some idea of what you're gonna be talking about. And then you turn this on, and much like comics, we talk about comics. When people fail in any part of the entertainment business, and they hit bottom, they become a stand up comic.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Oh yeah, I hate that shit. And that's what podcasting is. It totally is. It's exactly right. Because a dude from a sitcom you hated is now taking a week at the fucking improv. Yeah. And meanwhile, you're working at it and really doing what it takes to become a stand up comic, not because you have a name that was attached to some shitty show.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Well, in so many shitty comics around the country, like, you have a name that was attached to some shitty show. Well, and so many shitty comics around the country are like, I got a podcast and then it's seven open-micres talking over with each other, which is another thing. Who, I, because I was listening to the, to your show, of course. And it's like, I love the things that really piss you off. And the over talking is something that just is infuriating. Rule number one. It's rule number fucking one.
Starting point is 00:15:48 One person talks at a time. And they actually like that they're all talking over each other. Yeah. This is a cool format. It's a hang. What's up? Because Opie did it at one point. When you were critiquing Opie's show,
Starting point is 00:16:00 I think it was the one over at Bishedi's house. Okay, yeah. Mike Bishedi's house. And, yeah. Mike Peshetti's house. And they're talking about doing the show. Like they're not even doing a show. They're talking about doing the show. And background people, and you guys are like, why is it this edited out?
Starting point is 00:16:18 There's an hour of that. You don't, it's not 15 minutes, like that's cute. They left it in. There's an hour of that just walking around the house. This is my toy train. Is it? What are we doing? I was laughing my ass off.
Starting point is 00:16:32 It's like, yeah, you pre-record this. You hand it to a producer who then puts in voiceovers and sound effects. He goes, why not cut the part out when you're talking about how this isn't the show? The guy at one point goes, what's your Wi-Fi password? The OPs are like, oh, I should probably move this recorder away. Nobody realizes they're doing a show.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Nobody there except for OP. No one's that they're actually recording a show. Because all OPCs is the clock. Yes. All right, how much time has been recorded? That's the show. That's the show. We put a litigant hour, an hour and a half. Like, let's a show. That's the show we put a little. That's a show we put a little.
Starting point is 00:17:05 That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little.
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Starting point is 00:17:21 That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a show we put a little. That's a zoom h4n recorder. We will laugh at that thing with emphasis on the end. It's got this thing is stereo condenser. It's a nice recorder. And so as he's moving it around, if you're listening to a show and headphones, I've never heard a show like that.
Starting point is 00:17:39 It's garbage. What? Why does he think that's acceptable? I don't know if you think it's some gritty street edition to have background noise and hiss, mic hiss and all kinds of other noise going on in the background, but it's not. You need some type of professional equipment. Open up that fucking cobweb bank account. Oh, something right. Yeah. right yeah why there's sound engineers yeah there are people that
Starting point is 00:18:09 are supposed to say hey that didn't sound good it's like when you watch a movie you don't keep all the background noise of the city there won't be able to hear the conversation you guys hear Jim this morning uh no I I was asleep I saw Twitter blow up for some reason okay oh. Oh, he did. Oh, yeah. It's good. Was it was it was a good? Yeah, because Jimmy first of all, he doesn't think that Opie's all that smart. No, that very clue. No, I think he yeah, he said that exact works. But he was really taken aback by the fact that Opie came out and said no one's doing show prep. You know, talking about your show and there. Yeah, yeah. That's the thing that pissed me off. And everyone's just doing the old ONA formula.
Starting point is 00:18:49 They're not trying to do anything new. Meanwhile, this guy's putting a fucking zoom recorder on a bar and going, hey, guys, we're doing a show right now. Wow. See the baby. Yeah, he's saying we don't prepare. And we're doing the same old ONA format. Well, the ONA format was going in,
Starting point is 00:19:08 having a good time, me and Jimmy laughing with each other, goofing on the news of the day or a lifestyle issue or whatever, and then closing up shop for the day. What is he talking about? That's an OVD good formula. Look at all this. Have stuff that we talk about. And they address.
Starting point is 00:19:26 It's a lady. We used to do the prep back of the day. Oh my god. And he even say I'm a little weasel and we'll say anything. Ha ha. Even that assholes. I can tell you, Opie was not the guy doing any of the prep. He didn't do any of the prep, guy.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Opie would come in. He'd have the daily news in the post. He would sit and eat his fucking blue berries and yogurt that that can he had to run and get him can he go get oh just that can he had to get him and then and then he'd read things and that was it and then he'd put the papers away and we would never hear anything about what he read in the paper I think it was just looking at the pictures. I don't even think he was reading.
Starting point is 00:20:06 So it's a doku or something. Yeah, yeah, it was playing a doku or a word scramble or something. And it was, that was what he did every day. And then we would get this prep sheet that no one looked at. No one fucking looked at. It was, I think one day, Erox said, one day they just, or a week, or a month maybe even, they just gave us the same one every day. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:29 See if we would notice and go like, hey, this is yesterday's. We never noticed. Would you start up an example where you guys had Ray Leona on and Obi didn't know what to say to the guy. Oh my God. Oh, you never see the movies in. You know, if anything, you could have asked him, what cell is you could at least see the movies in. You know, I do think you can ask him, how do you sell it? You can at least, you heard a good phone. You've probably caught turbulence as well.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You don't even have to delve into operation Dumbo drop, which is should though. You could just stick on fucking Leota in good fellas and have a complete interview on that. Leota at one point goes over and goes, Hey, are you sick or something? Yes, he goes, and you won't, are you sick or something? Yes! He goes, and you won't be able to do this for him.
Starting point is 00:21:06 He's out, you're just being quiet over there. And it always just, he had nothing to say to Ray fucking Leota. Wait, you see those chantics commercials? Oh my God. Hey, let me tell you about, I was smoking, who packs a day, and I, do you like my Ray Leota mask I'm wearing for the rest of my life. Who is that under there?
Starting point is 00:21:27 Ray, uh, that's how it was. I met Gary Shanling. I know everybody is, you know, is blowing them because of the documentary. When I met that motherfucker, that's all I thought was he looked like he was wearing a Gary Shanling man. Was he, uh, it was pulled back a little bit. Yeah. It was like an honor to meet him, but I couldn't get over his face.
Starting point is 00:21:46 I just look at him like you did that to yourself. Yeah, yeah, a lot of these celebrities do that. Look at Ray Leota, just the fucking, he's a caricature. And why did they put him in slow motion like that? He's, of course, the commercial, he's on the set. And he's got his script and it's like, I was petrified. He's moving his head so, and it's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kind of made it and now he's on a TV show at J.Lo. Is he on a show?
Starting point is 00:22:25 On a TV show. All right. J.Lo. Yes. Oh, who watches that? I don't think anyone. I think anybody watches it. So I don't.
Starting point is 00:22:33 It's uncomfortable. He's uncomfortable to watch now. He smokes his blue through the hole. Yeah. Yeah. Just take shantyx and shakes and sweat. So uncomfortable to watch. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:43 But yeah, getting back to, of course, the Opie thing. He didn't have anything to say to Ray Leota. I got to hear Jimmy show from the show. Listen, I got home. Jimmy, by the way, I'm doing Chip's show tomorrow. And then Thursday, I believe he was talking about coming in here and discussing the whole thing that went on. I was half hoping that either Rich Voss would be here or Jim. Now the rich thing that went on. Oh. I was half hoping that either Rich Boss would be here
Starting point is 00:23:05 or Jim. Now the rich thing, dude, okay. Look, I know Rich is so sensitive about everything he does. The Cole who's here I think suggested that we do his show or someone else, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, dude, it was hilarious and I was dying.
Starting point is 00:23:25 I'm sitting on the couch. Me and my girl listening to the podcast you did Dude, it was hilarious and I was dying. I'm sitting on the couch. Me and my girl are listening to the podcast you did about, my wife hates me. Rich and Bonnie's podcast. Thank you, great job. They destroyed it. And all I'm thinking is I know Rich, he's way sensitive about everything.
Starting point is 00:23:43 How did I go on the show? Like, you know, okay, can I? Rich, you did great. What do you, I have some, like, when we're talking about Israel, I had some good points, right? Ha ha ha ha. Yes, you had some good points.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Well, they have not put out a new episode since we dropped it. Oh, and according to Body Me Farlin, they're supposed to put one out every week, so I don't know what happened there. Oh, shit. Yeah, it was one thing I, because I'm listening and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:24:12 oh my God, they're kind of nailing this. And I know Rich is gonna be mad at me, but just Rich, step it up then. Step up the game. Talk about show prep. Yeah. The first thing he says is, dryers broke and I had to get a new win trap. Step up the game. Talk about show prep. Yeah. The first thing he says is, dry or is broken,
Starting point is 00:24:25 I had to get a new win trap. A Link Trot thingy. I don't have anything to talk about. It, what it sounded like, it sounded like they turned a mic on, right when a couple that's been married for a long time, is in bed and they're just ready to fall asleep and then one of them has something
Starting point is 00:24:44 they feel they have to say to the other. That's what it sounds like. With the same energy and everything. I, um, did you, did you let the dog out today? Did you walk the dog? Yes, I walked the dog. I sure.
Starting point is 00:24:56 All right, sweetie, good night. Good night. That's what it sounds like. I think she was that short. It was, yeah, yeah. It wasn't much better. It was on and on and on. The golf score, the rich,
Starting point is 00:25:08 which is 43 on the back nine, on the back nine. You're talking about it. You just picture Bonnie like cooking in the kitchen going, that's good, hon. That's good. Like, this is a conversation. It's supposed to be a conversation
Starting point is 00:25:22 between two really good comics, living at home together, and there should be some, what do they call that? Oh, jokes. Oh, yeah, right. Entertainment value. Yeah. And there.
Starting point is 00:25:34 But for some reason, they've, I think they've gotten lazy with it. Well, it's not like there aren't 257,000 podcasts to choose from. So it's fine. Just put out shit. People will find it and love it. That's fine. And that's kind of competitive. Yeah. It's not easy to break through with a podcast. It went when this whole podcast thing first started, it was everybody just a free
Starting point is 00:25:53 for all get in there with your little Nintendo headset on and try to do a podcast. And then some cream rose to the top and people became pretty good at doing it. Adam Corolla, Joe Rogan, you know, these are guys that at least, if you like them or not, they know what they're doing. They're prepared, the equipment's good. That's half the battle right there.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Half the battle. Have a format. Have some type of, oh, now we're gonna go to this segment. Oh, good. It's not just a hang. Right. Do you notice something? If you notice, like this show is different
Starting point is 00:26:31 than Arunigino's show. It's different. That's the format of it. Like the format doesn't dictate that we have to do the same thing every day. But the feel of this show is different from that show. That's having a format. It's pretty much stick to being who you are and what you do. The feel of this show is different from that show. That's having a format.
Starting point is 00:26:45 It's pretty much stick to being who you are and what you do. There's just so many people with nothing. It's just no format. You think they're hilarious. They go out to a bar and they're hanging out with their buddies. They're all laughing their asses off. Oh my God, we should have a podcast. This is so funny.
Starting point is 00:27:02 And it was amazing when we first started doing the show about half of them were people drinking while they were doing their show. Yeah, yeah. They This is so funny. Ah, and it was amazing when we first started doing the show about half of them were people drinking while they were doing their show. Yeah, yeah. They think they're funny. Of course. Only a professional can do that. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:27:14 There's really just one guy. Really? Just me. Hilarity can't ensue when drunk, though, for sure. So this podcasting thing, I'm not part of the community. No, I guess not. Obviously, I'm probably not well liked. We have a lot of negative reviews on our iTunes.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you piss a lot of people up. You're roughly 107. Oh, yeah. And the three listeners to those shows. Yeah, yeah. And it ends up a little bit more than that. They get pissed.
Starting point is 00:27:40 They do. So I was just talking to a podcast. You're yesterday who went down to the podcast movement and the podcast movement in Philadelphia. There was a conference. Oh, he went there. It'll be wet too. I've been. It has. It'll be show. What the fuck traveling to New York? Opium is on a panel about storytelling. Dude, I listened to that. Did you listen to the whole painful to have him being asked questions and then giving his his imparting his wisdom and knowledge on the people is sad. Storytelling?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah, he would he would he would talk about what it takes to convey an entertaining tale. To tell a story on on the air or known as his strong suit. Yeah, right. I mean, the guy is probably told a dozen stories, long-form stories on the show. And every time I'm sitting there like, when is this end? There's nothing going on here. He's not compelling. He's not compelling.
Starting point is 00:28:39 You're not interested in how it's going to end. There's any good story if I may tell. I just wanted to stop as opposed to it. If I may sit on the panel here and part to you, my wisdom and knowledge of storytelling, there's a dynamic to a story. It should have its ebbs and flows and then a crescendo at the end.
Starting point is 00:28:59 That's it. You can't just keep rambling on. Seems to me like, you're the expert, Mark. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Don't be was at this convention and talking about how he can't learn anything from anyone. He's way too good to be there. He's telling everyone I was a radio star in this market.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Oh, he'll tell everyone that. Oh, he was. Show people's pictures in Google. He Googles himself and goes, look, I used to be a star. In a way where you're supposed to think he's being self-deprecating and ironic, but he absolutely means it. He's going well. I used to be a star in a way where you're supposed to think he's being self deprecating an ironic but he absolutely means it. He's going well. I used to be somebody.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I used to be somebody. It's fucked. And where was the satagon, the podcast where was the Philadelphia for the convention? Yeah, there was a big podcast or convention where I can knock that thing right. So you know, his show from there, right? Oh, I, I listened to what you have to show from there, right? Oh, I listen to that. He was complaining that no one else was podcasting.
Starting point is 00:29:48 He was doing one podcasting. If people are there to meet each other, learn things, monetize your podcast, whatever it is. Yeah. He's sitting there with a microphone podcasting. The microphone inside of 55-gallon drum. Right. It's like, background noise everywhere.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I keep leaving no one else's podcasting here. Why would they be podcasting here? It's a schmooze fest kind of a thing for Westwood One and podcasters and everything. One of the questions he was asked is what was the difference between broadcast radio and podcasting? Oh yeah. And he's like podcasting is so much more intimate and it takes people longer to get to know you on radio.
Starting point is 00:30:24 They don't give you as much time on regular radio and I'm listening, just going, I've been here, this is one of his stories. I was cringing that he was the guy they're asking about like, podcast knowledge. He doesn't even have the right equipment. You know somebody asked that question there and asked, hold, it's like, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:30:44 It's an asshole question. You see money. Yeah, yeah, there's plenty. Yeah. Well, my complete lack of money. Yeah, and I'm getting from this. That's why you can just podcast. You can't just be a broadcaster.
Starting point is 00:30:58 It's bizarre to listen to him try to speak. It's fun to us now. Oh, doesn't he, he was reads now? He does reads. Please get me. Oh, I have another next show. Oh my god. Is that awesome? No one in the sponsors off the top of your head. Yeah, there's a mattress. Oh shit. I can't think of the name of that. Casper. It's a Casper. It's not Casper. It's the other one. We used to It's a Casper. It's not Casper. It's the other one. We used to uh... Lix? Is that a thing? He looks mattress?
Starting point is 00:31:26 Maybe. We used to have the sales team come in and meet with us every so often over it's serious and even at any W and thing. And they'd be like, um... Don't let Opie do the reads. Anthony, please do the reads. If you notice, listen to any fucking recording of my entire radio career I do all the live reads because first of all there's one the most important part the ability to read that I think as far as the live read goes you have to know how to look at a word pronounce it move on to the next word. It's a crazy concept.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I'd go do a live reading. Right, right, Bippie. For Obey, they were always saying, like just Anthony, you do the reads. Well, I got to bring up two other things that Jim said this morning that I thought was really funny. So Jim says, you're saying that we're obsessed with your show.
Starting point is 00:32:22 We just have a lot of fun making fun of you. Yeah, and that's how I feel. It's not obsessed with this guy, we just have a lot of fun making fun of you. Yeah. And that's how I feel. It's about obsessed with this guy. I could give a shit. Well, your show has a format. Well, right. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:32 So that's just following the format of what you've created. The format of the show. I answered that one too because I said I did radio with this guy for 20 years. If I didn't talk about more than a third of my life on the air, and it was pretty much a handful of times. It was really until just very recently because of your podcast and because of the fact that he maldawed off a couple of times on social media and his show, then we bring him up and then it goes away again after a while. But to say he loves thinking everyone's obsessed with me.
Starting point is 00:33:06 For how much that guy hates Howard Stern, loves Howard Stern. How much he despises Howard Stern, wants to so be Howard Stern. He tries to imitate him by doing things like that. Oh, they're obsessed with me. Oh, they're way he wants to be me. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:33:22 That's the only thing they can do on their shows is talk about me. They don't have any other format than I'm in their topic. I've done a show here for four years, four days a week. We rarely take time off. And even when we are on vacation, we put in other shows that we pre-record. That's a lot of shows. A handful, we even mention OP.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Right. Like it's all we talk about really. 30 minutes the other day on 80 pound balls. Come on. 30 minutes on the man with 80 pound balls, which they're not to be a hundred. Yeah. Now we actually updated you that he had those removed.
Starting point is 00:33:56 That's an hour right there. We let you know. Right. Just a guy's hour on balls. Exactly. I could go to the, I could go for days on balls. I could find things. How about O for days on balls to find things how about OJ Simpson being a felon aint all that bad
Starting point is 00:34:11 Please what is this I need to see this just some guy on Instagram caught up with OJ while he's hanging out What up with OJ hanging out where oh it's a hang it's just a hey it's me and OJ I bet I would listen to that show. I even heard it with OJ. It's not amazing. Oh, that's amazing. Imagine hearing him over some static just going, and then she's just bleeding like a stuck bear. I didn't really remember the whole thing
Starting point is 00:34:36 so I'm saying it here in jail. I'll be with you. Like, hey, let's go to the phones. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, Jay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, Jay, hold on, hold on. There's no way in Michigan. What do you got? Yeah, talking to the murderer. Oh Jay Oh my god. Oh be uh, what it you drank that grapefruit beer that was we got oh Jay
Starting point is 00:34:58 Let's let's listen to oh Jay here. You know me all of my people is felons come on Ricky You know I'm like that shit, but me the felon ain't all that you know me all of my people is felons. Come on Ricky, you know I don't like that shit, but being a felony and all that. You know me, all of my people is felons. Come on Ricky, you know I don't like that shit, but being a felony and all that. That's all he got? Might take away his, oh, it's good.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Oh, Jay is a miracle. It's a shipper too. Right. He's being a felony and all that. That is so bad, I got money. He got street cred now. We wrote a book with some of his boys. That's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:35:29 How the motherfucker looks good when he was in prison and trying to get out and stuff. He couldn't walk. He could barely stand up and now look at him. Oh, you died your hair black, so I wouldn't murder you. I hit my head 47,000 times, and then I killed a lady and a busboy. My pick in Zane is good as it used to be for potential victims.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Oh, you bitches is fat. I wanted to kill Ann and Nicole Smith. He's holding court. Dude, yeah, I'd let him. Holy shit. He's holding court. People want to talk to him. He is so, he loves the public eye.
Starting point is 00:36:15 He always has. And even after killing two people and spending years in prison for that kidnapping robbery thing, people still wanna hang with OJ. I bet he got laid by one of those women right there. Right out of fucking, yeah. Oh, I probably went home, but one of the weird would that be, the door's just shutting behind you.
Starting point is 00:36:34 It's you and him. Ah, where's all your cutlery? I just, I just stashed you. Yeah, I'll be right in, OJ, you just... Yeah, silverware being thrown away. So Taylor was the troppest thing in here as an ice bucket. Ha, ha, ha. Do you have anything I could cut this with?
Starting point is 00:36:54 Oh, no, we just have pudding in our house. Yeah. What up, Anana? Oh, fucking OJ. Howard Stern, of course, the King of all media and radio and everything. You did a review of Howard's show. You did? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Howard's show is not as good as it used to be. I love you, dude. Not as good as it used to be. Holy shit, listen a little. It's a listenable mouth. It's so bad. I hadn't listened to a Howard show in quite some time. And about a week ago, I decided to listen to his most recent
Starting point is 00:37:27 episode all the way through. Just listen to the whole thing. It wasn't very good. I got some real genuine laughs out of it. There is some really funny moments, but for the most part, wow, it just sounds tired. It's almost as if they had a really funny comic on the show who left, and then they never replaced him with anything funny.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Huh, it's kind of like a comic that was doing heroin? That might be the one. Even when he was snoring at the show, it was funnier with the show, it's now. He would just pass out, and they would just mic him up. There was hilarious. It's almost like a guy got half a billion dollars and ended up wanting to start hosting a reality show.
Starting point is 00:38:09 And mail in two hours a day, three hours a day. Isn't it amazing when you've made enough money to literally buy a 767 that you kind of don't give a shit anymore? I guess that's what had you off. Yeah, it takes the edge off. And when you have so much to lose, you get afraid. So you stop doing the things that really made you...
Starting point is 00:38:35 Well, you talked about Marcy Turk. Yeah, yeah. Influence, because you probably met her being over serious. Yeah, yeah. The Turk. Oh, yeah. She came in as Gary's boss, right? She's like, yeah, yeah. She came in as Gary's boss, right? She's like, yeah, yeah. She, she came in and took over the show. Like she, Gary ran the fucking
Starting point is 00:38:52 Howard Stern show for many years. And they've had various producers and GMs and, you know, bosses, Tim Sabian, Tim Sabian. Well, Tim got replaced by Marcy. Right. And they told him he was done. Marcy came in and cleaned house, like not so much with personnel, but with, with content and said, no, you can't have this person on it. Yeah. Gilbert Godfrey never heard of him. Gilbert God never have any, all of the WACPAC have to have PC names. We can't have Gary the retard anymore.
Starting point is 00:39:22 We have to call him Gary the conqueror. Like this was all his way because when he was on America's Got Talent. It's really a flip. He wanted to be your Americana living room how we, and it just, you know, what then he's got right in the little driver shoving shit up his ass every fucking episode. I don't want to hear about that either. It's got 70 years old. He shoving shit up his ass.
Starting point is 00:39:40 That's what we're talking about. I got it. They do an hour and a half on this. Okay. Okay. Get it. I don't about. I got it. Dude, I want to half on this. Okay. Okay. Get it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:48 And when you walk away, that's what I don't get. Like, why do you want to fizzle out? He can't. He's, I mean, I'm sure he loves it. I mean, he invented it. He's a pioneer. He's afraid of giving the reins over to anyone else. He is the number one detail.
Starting point is 00:40:03 When you say, who's the, the biggest person in radio or it's turn, you say how it's turned. And it's not even that you like him or don't like it. It's just, it's a fucking fact. Guys huge. And he doesn't want to not have that anymore. And, and that may be some other guy before he dies. He'll have to see someone else reach a point that no one will ever reach that point, by the way. It's imposed. It was the right time, the right place, the right medium. There's too many other things he'll have to see someone else reach a point that no one will ever reach that point by the way. The right time, the right place, the right medium. There's too many other things right now.
Starting point is 00:40:28 You know, a hit show on regular TV used to get a 50 share, you know, half the, Joe Roger was watching the new Howard Stern. If you think of, you know, all the big celebrities, you go on, Joe, Robert, he's going on. He is the modern day Carson for comics. He's the closest thing to giving you a nod that makes you explode over now. Right, closest thing. Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't supposed to be Marin.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Like, wasn't Mark Marin? For a minute he was. Obama went on Marin's fucking show to miss that one. After Obama though, it slipped because I think his ego got to like, where do I go now? Well, can I be bigger? It did, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:04 But he was the go-to guys for a long time. Yes. But I think it was all about timing. He was one of the first podcasters who had a name. He was a celebrity beforehand. So they're like, oh, what podcasters do? Oh, this Mark Marin guy. Yeah. And then every other celebrity started the podcast. So I made it kind of tough. Yeah, that's true. But he was the guy and now Rogan does seem to be the one that will get the celebrities, it's a must. Roseanne was gonna go on there. Yeah, yeah. The biggest guy she didn't.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Hansel, the last man. Everybody wanted Roseanne. Yeah, everybody wanted to watch that between the two of them. What was one of the big problems you have with Marin? Cause I haven't listened to that ever. There it is so self-absorbed. He's a terrible interviewer.
Starting point is 00:41:43 His show is an interview format show. He doesn't do any prep. He just gives opinions about what he thinks about stuff and goes, what do you think? Yeah, it's a hang. It is kind of like a hang. I hate that. He doesn't seem to be all that interested
Starting point is 00:41:57 in what the other person's saying. He's not a good listener. Interesting, yeah. People will talk and you can tell in his mind he's just going, what one We're gonna ask him next I yeah, I love your take on On people that are ill prepared. It's it's one of the greatest about the stuttering John show that was oh my was Surprised by how bad that was I couldn't believe
Starting point is 00:42:18 I'm from the Opie just because I have a vested interest. Yeah, you thought I was gonna be that bad I just assumed yeah, but you're you're Jackpot holy shit I just because I have a vested interest. Yeah, you thought I was gonna be that bad? I just assumed, yeah, but you're, you're too. I started listening to the album, this is a jackpot. Holy shit, this is the guy. It was so funny listening to you guys listen to the show. Yeah, that's what made it so fucking funny. His, when you come, to be honest, that's how it.
Starting point is 00:42:38 All of a day he's 10, 10, 10. Every time John would bring up this moment from his past when he was his childhood or his team. You know already you think I'm not a musician. I was playing trumpet with fifth graders and he was he wasn't kidding. He wasn't talking about how you know I was a musician. I was an actor. I was in a school play in the second grade and the teacher said that I did the best job and had a future. And then they was just like, glory days, then,
Starting point is 00:43:08 it was, I was laughing my ass up. The anticipation of waiting for glory days when he would be telling another story of his youth. Just get the riff. So it was so fucking funny. And John meant it. He's like, he's talking about his elementary school and junior high school accomplishments in entertainment like this should be the shit that launched him to start.
Starting point is 00:43:32 He believed people know me as stuttering John. What in first grade I was in this play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, yeah, because he was trying to say like, well, of course you're going to play a character when you're fucking sick. She don't have a personality yet. What do you think child stars are so interchangeable? Because right. Their assholes are all. That's true. Yeah. They need a fresh one. Terrible joke. If it all happens, it's the water round. I need a dime. And because John was using his show to address Arty Lang. And you talk. Yes. You do. It was both of us. Yeah, but when he's like a really already,
Starting point is 00:44:05 he's talking to Arty through his show and saying shit like, I didn't need to how it starts show. I was doing music before that, like because Arty had said, if it wasn't for how it's turned, Stuttering John would be punk being gas in America or somewhere. Which is accurate. Absolutely. Actually, I think you're giving him credit for pumping gas.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Probably robbing a gas station. I bet 20,000 dollars. Stick them. Stick them. Stick them. Stick them. What up, hands! I want to already his greatest face as the stuttering John stutter and then the longer line. I bet $20,000 already has not heard that podcast. Oh, I pay you absolutely. You could give a shit. Less his dealer was blasting it. Yeah. Then he might have heard. I'm sure he's doing fine. He's doing great. He's the only appreciate jokes like I heard the podcast was because of his podcast. Yeah. I didn't actually sit down and sit down. Listen to it. Oh, no. It's terrible. It's so funny. And then he addressed
Starting point is 00:45:02 that we made fun of the show. and next show and then he calls the president the fuck is going on right now skis talking to trump he fucking got a great bit out of it but it went nowhere the worst prank on it it went nowhere he he should have done something to try to trip him up he just addressed i think he said exactly what that senator would have said well not coherently right right right right right you know trot by you know what this justice uh... you know what
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Starting point is 00:46:26 Well, the only reason why it was picked up was because of all the new sources who hate the fucking present. And why is it would have been completely ignored? Yeah, the fact that they put him through that he got through all those channels, you know, that's newsworthy. But that's terrifying. It really is that it's not a launch the launch the
Starting point is 00:46:44 launch newcom. So, and I just wanna tell you that, really glad you found the show. We based it on Jack Tober. I love it. Yeah, yeah, I'm Jack Tober. I think I's ever dead. I love to do in Jack Tober.
Starting point is 00:46:56 It was Jack Tober in this other show called No Agenda where they play clips from news media and they analyze it. So I tried to take a little umus from both. So, very excited that you found it. It's great. Bobo big-time me today. I'm in there talking, I'm like, hey, Bobo, I'm a big fan, so he kept me fucking bothers me.
Starting point is 00:47:09 I went out right. Bobo, what happened? I have a lot of fans. What happened, Bob? You got your mic on, I didn't get my mic. Get that mic next to you. I didn't realize you were speaking to me. Oh, you didn't realize you were two people in the room.
Starting point is 00:47:21 I was at the time I said, I thought you would talk to yourself. Anyway, Bobo, I'm a big fan. I'm really excited to see you. I thought you would talk to yourself. Anyway, Bob, I'm a big fan. I'm really excited to see you. I was hoping you'd be here. I love you on the Chippa Senn podcast. Thanks. Fantastic. You want to plug your album? Yeah, I got an EP available. It's an EP that has a couple of songs of humorous nature. It's available at available at lobo. You'll available at lobo sound dot com slash bobo. Lobo sound. That's really enjoyable.
Starting point is 00:47:51 That's really enjoyable. I know I've listened to it. It's there it is. It's fantastic. And if this doesn't tell you the where entertainment is at in this country, nothing will. We're at the point where bobo Has an ep out. How is it doing bobo? It's doing good the numbers are slowly go the the sales are going up numbers He sounds like ope
Starting point is 00:48:14 Numbers we're here to lot of good things from management. They're really liking what's going on right now I really like in the direction. It's the greatest thing I've ever done in my entire career Shut up This is the greatest thing I've ever done in my entire career. Oh, shut up. Oh, a douche. And Rosie O'Donnell was protesting outside the White House. This is hilarious. I don't know if this was done on purpose, but Donald Trump decided to stay in Jersey
Starting point is 00:48:37 during this protest where Rosie came up. Oh, really? She was in front of the White House and gonna be going, oh, hey, fuck you and everything. And Trump wasn't even home. Yeah. Nice. You're super time. Well you and everything and Trump wasn't even home. Yeah. Nice. Um, you're super time. Well, Rosie's kids all escaped from her home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah. I ought to chain them up at my house. Cause they hate me with my painting. Look, another one. Trump criminal. I hear my other painting. Did you? Good, Rosie. That, Rosie? That's so nice. Painting calms you. It calms me. I hate the brother. Look at this one, lawyer.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Showed a lawyer. Good, Rosie. I bet you she got off a bus and just acted as a radically as her movie, too. Just like, maaah! Maaah! Maaah! Maaah!
Starting point is 00:49:23 Backman left that bad man! You dumb. like uh... uh... use a big dump uh... so she was there and of course to a live in things up she brought some broadway stars with her whoo yeah here we go
Starting point is 00:49:40 oh my god i can't i can't tell you to pause for a second i cannot tell you the joy I get watching Donald Trump graying every fucking one of these assholes hair. Oh yeah. In a matter of months, these fucking nuts that are losing their mind
Starting point is 00:49:59 over Donald Trump, their hair is turning white like they gazed upon the burning bush. Her and Michael more to the left. Yeah. But they're all just getting there's going to be this generation, this older generation of people which stark white hair. And they're just going to go, wow, what happened here? Trump.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Trump. Even when I died, it just hurts white. It just looks like cobwebs. Oh, drum! Even when I die, it just hurts white. Yeah! It just looks like cobwebs. Oh boy. Yeah. Baby. Hi, everybody. How are you?
Starting point is 00:50:36 I'm just watching. I just watched Exit to Eden so I couldn't better. We're still trying to be here at the Kremlin Annex. The Kremlin Annex. On night 22 22 how many have been here every night? Let's hear it I haven't gonna keep coming back until he's out. Well, you're gonna be here a long time at least Hello, ladies. I'm serious, Xam.
Starting point is 00:51:03 No, honey. I said, I'm off on Monday. Can we get a bunch of Broadway folk to come down and sing something inspirational? Are these amazing people who should have appeared to tell the truth? Flamers dancing and singing. And it's an illustration.
Starting point is 00:51:18 And everything they've done is special. So there's not working right now. Yeah. So they would be there. A bunch of singers and some musicians, and he even decided to let me sing. Oh, though. What are they smelling out there?
Starting point is 00:51:32 I have a solo. Oh, God. What is this? They pop up their tweets. We have a bunch of songs ready. And we have some of the regulars from the protest every night who are going to come up and talk in between. And we hope to give you a little food.
Starting point is 00:51:47 But that hashtag resists food. Whether it's here in Washington DC or in the town where you live, let your voice stop. Resist adoption. Help those kids out. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I think it says fun like an accordion.
Starting point is 00:52:00 I think the president knows. And that's true. We are alive. We are. And we are. I've been here for two and one days with a cello look at that I'm a driver Good silent good everybody bring the most inconvenient instruments to the rally I'm sure
Starting point is 00:52:15 Charlie's are being here They're gonna throw a xylophone solo That's it It's stuttering John That's he already if you bring make your guitar even humorously large, acoustic. Does she do they sing? Do they do something? She's a young woman in her 20s named Reality winner. She is currently the only person serving time
Starting point is 00:52:42 for telling about Russian hacking. Telling about Russia. She's fucking leave confidential. It's a story that serving time for telling about Russian hacking. Telling about Russia's fucking leaked confidential story. The media has not covered. She's a whistle blower and she deserves our attention and the story. She blows something with a realty winner is not a made up name. Also today I broke a Wendy's
Starting point is 00:52:58 toilet and look who's in the white house. I want to apologize and look who's in jail. Let's hope that they swamp places very soon I thought I'd want to see my daughter she don't like me too much From home. How long ago? Eight years. I'm getting down. Cheservus training order.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Service for not only tonight for every night And the Parks Department. thank you very much. The Parks Department and Secret Service for the second night. And now Jeffrey works for the Parks Department. And everyone in this country, frankly. Because in Jeffrey. And also need protection. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Yes, here we go, right now. Take it all yourself. Win back. One, two, three. All new. The rich boss playing the fucking guitar. Windbag The rich boss playing the fucking guitar. Oh, I'm giving up on my podcast Calm my fun to me till now I'm playing with roggy He looks like Elvis Costello with pancreatic cancer Look at that guy. He does! Oh.
Starting point is 00:54:06 How ironic they're singing America. Hey, that's that idiot from... What was that guy? He was in... Oh, yeah, that dude. He's in everything. Wasn't he Spin City? Spin City, that's the show.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Wow, Star-studded. He's third row. I know. I know. This is the second most famous guy there. Let me tell you a famous enough to bring up front. Oh my god. These people are not working. It's like the retard we are the world. That is. I know you all get a nice screen. I'm seeded shining sea. Those seas is rosy. And it's the bigger one. Oh yeah. Seated giant sea.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Let's see what else we could spell with the treason. Son. I don't. I want you to spell seasoning. Seasoning. Oh, raisin' it such a reason. Double-goned girl doll. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Wow, they're entertaining the tens of people. Oh Here we go. We're gonna fucking rock it up a little Yeah, the raw way up. It's fucking bad. I go now. They're right This thing directed by Christopher guest. He's got all's gonna review this segment of the show on his show. What the fuck? Then he started playing this bullsh! I was a very strong... Oddway crap. Never did it again. That was ripped out. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:55:55 It's just second. Now we gotta listen to this shittonio-warch. Look at Fat Rosie. There we go. Look at the girl in front of her. Just this is her moment of show. Oh yes, she's so into it. By the way, is Trump after this happened?
Starting point is 00:56:10 Is he still president? Or did they, no, no. How does that work? How does that work? Didn't it go to no? They then did they drag him out and did they sing good enough right? They sing well enough to just have him not be,
Starting point is 00:56:23 they would have hit that hard, he wouldn't be president anymore. Damn it. Broadway Alex Jones is to the left. What was he? Yeah, yeah, here we go. Doing that. I'm gonna sing something from Les Mizz Ladies and gentlemen Story about revolutionaries and globalists. They can jump it up their fucking ass Sorry about revolutionaries and globalists. They can shove it up their fucking ass! I got one called globalist can suck my cock.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Globalist can suck my cock off the original Broadway cast of Randolph. One, two, three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I just exchanged roommate for globalist. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the that that's uh... well twenty second day of the protest godspeed uh... keep going good luck to you good good luck to you
Starting point is 00:57:20 you've got yet he's gone right i think he's probably still as a matter of fact he's your president he's the president of the country you all live in and and he would have been if that worked like you know we uh... we never had thirty people singing with accordion seeing with a guitar you have a aids elvis castell o
Starting point is 00:57:43 i guess we got it and i got a righty's out we had just known that i have a protest that's what AIDS, Elvis Costello. I guess we got it. We got it. All right, he's out. We had just known because of a protest. It was what worked. This is what does it. Where were they then? Protesting.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Just stop it already. Protesting has become a thing like calling someone a racist or homophobic. It's just been done so much that none of it means anything now. It's too much. Oh, we're protesting. Are you? Who cares? Who came out? What did it change? That's a truth. It's like you don't make a difference. Yeah, yeah. I think they don't make a difference. Your voice. And that was like,
Starting point is 00:58:16 means nothing. That was like when the only way to have your voices heard was to protest. Yeah. And the news might come out, usually they didn't, but if they did, you got some attention to your cause. And that was kind of good enough. Now, every fucking dope in the world has a voice. And so your protest means nothing now. It's just, it's ineffective. It's like a flyer under someone's windshield wiper to say, come see my band.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Oh, I love, it's just not. You throw this away. Run anyway, right? I remember my brother gave me stacks of pliers, me and Joe Curry. All right, you get the cars over here, you get the ones over here. We're going to, I was like, all right, Joe, all right. Right in the car, man, nothing makes you feel better.
Starting point is 00:58:56 So, I'm going to have a beer. Seeing your dreams littered all over a parking lot. Yeah, it's not going to fucking sit there. Not knowing whose cars I'm fucking out, put some in the handicap section. So this old lady will come see Rotgut. Get out of here. And everything on Twitter, the same thing I've seen that
Starting point is 00:59:12 for our show and stuff. For it's a nice hate speech, Faggot. What? What? What? What cider you are on? You just want to be mad. It's fucking ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:59:26 I would love to hang out here all night, but I have a train to catch. Carl Heberger. And thank you so much. Who are these podcasts? It's hilariously funny. Go to whoarethese.com. There's a whole list of shows that they have reviewed for quite some time. How long have you been doing this?
Starting point is 00:59:44 We've been doing it for two and a half years. You want to have fucking year. You have a rotating list of shows that they have reviewed for quite some time. How long have you been doing this? We've been doing it for two and a half years. When I have fucking year, a rotating list of guest hosts, anything, would you come out and be a guest host for an episode? I would love to. That's amazing. I would absolutely love to. It can be any podcast.
Starting point is 00:59:54 I can pick it. You can pick it. It could be a radio. Whatever you want to do. That is fantastic. Well, we'd have to do a little clip at the end of O.B. But, okay, well then, I like how you're adding in little clips at the end.
Starting point is 01:00:04 You have to do it. I have to. I i i i i love it i love it i love it yes let's set something up and do that uh... i could probably get where do you broadcast from i brought cast from rochester new york ratchet sky probably no you know what though i i i'm probably going up there for the books uh... signing oh okay we're gonna couple though we're sending those up i got shit coming in already from uh... a couple of bookstores. The one here in Tribeca, one over in Jersey. They're all like we would like to invite you to come to a book signing. Do a book signing.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Do you know Mark and Palito from Comedy at the Carlson? They have. They have a whole studio over there. If you're coming into town, we can try to... I would love to sit in and do one, because that's fucking, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. It's fun. It's one of those podcasts that each one is a one-off. Like, you don't have to know the people,
Starting point is 01:00:54 you don't have to get to know them fucking just dissecting podcasts. And like I said, with the OP one, it is like you fucking mind-melded like a Vulcan mind-meled pulled everything I've ever experienced for you to deal with him and you know because I've sit there my girlfriend will tell you she's like I'm sitting talking to your podcast. Yes! Oh my fucking god exactly! Like a mental paste. Love it. Thanks so much, Colin. Thank you very much. Awesome. Oh, your band,
Starting point is 01:01:26 the Isatops. Isatops.com. The Isatops.com. Check that out. An instrumental rock band. It's a lot of fun. You've go-go dancer. Yeah. Have a accordion. I'm just going to have a accordion. It's a los and full. I'm starting to think. No way you can get one. She's right in front of the White House right now. Very cool, man. Thank you so much. Dave, I want to let people know where you are uh... this Thursday through saturday i am in my little beach at uh... the common fuck some club carolina comedy club you're the worst of the worst of the world i don't know why i
Starting point is 01:01:55 think it's a mix of insecurity and just not giving a fuck this is a thing that's combo i know right uh... this i'll try to get this Thursday through saturday i'll be at the Carolina comedy club Sunday I will be in Bud Lake, New Jersey with Arty Lang Reverend Bob Levy Joe Conti JJ comedy dot com and then next week I will be at the improv in Denver, Colorado Very nice. Go see Dave a land out. He's very very funny on stage And here mind you and tonight. Oh my my God, 7pm, East Side Day McDonald, I think I saw him over there. It's a big A out there.
Starting point is 01:02:29 I see all the cast of characters from the East Side Day show. It's amazing. They're like their own Broadway show. They go outside, they take pictures with each other, jumping around. It's a very friendly show, isn't it? East Side Day McDonald, and then Nightshade
Starting point is 01:02:44 with Michael Malice at 11pm. We rejoin you back here at 4pm tomorrow. Please rejoin us. Thank you. Have yourselves a pleasant evening. W-A-T-B! Ha! Alright, we're back. So that was pretty fun. Yeah. That was a good time. We got a lot
Starting point is 01:03:09 of great feedback as I mentioned on Twitter and it definitely boosted listenership to WATP. I posted on Facebook and Twitter a screen grab of the iTunes ratings and showed that we were a number of spots above OP radio, which is pretty ironic. Wow. I don't think it's that ironic. And it's so funny because we're getting all this positive feedback, great appearance, you guys did a great job.
Starting point is 01:03:37 And then I post this picture and I get a response on our Facebook. Thank God, you know, somebody's shitting out of still. No good. From Arnold Sullivan who says, post your ranking in two weeks when all the hype dies down. Even Ants fans know you guys suck. So I thought this was funny.
Starting point is 01:03:53 I'm Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. I'm not OP, a celebrity radio star for 25 years. Right. I agree. Two weeks or now, we'll not be ranked higher than OP radio. No, we won't. I don't expect that to be the case. dummy. You think stupid? I know that this is just a fucking flash in the pan. I'm well aware of that. In fact, I think rich boss talks about that,
Starting point is 01:04:17 which I'm going to get to in a minute, talks about my, my time of this notoriety. You're just riding that way. We'll be short-lived for sure, which is understandable. So why don't we get into that? Because where we left off last week was, we listened to my wife hates me. The podcast with Rich Voss. Two weeks ago. Bonnemic Farlin, thank you.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Two weeks ago. It wasn't a good show. No, it wasn't. What was interesting to note was that after we put out our show, they didn't put out a new show for a little while. I think we talked about that with Anthony. Yes. They actually did just put out a brand new episode last night at 12.30.
Starting point is 01:04:56 Today is Sunday. They put one out 12.30 at night last night. So is it improved? Well, this is what's funny about it. You know, Rich can say all he wants that I'm an asshole and fuck this guy, but obviously they took some notes because listen to how this show starts off. This is from last night, my wife hates me.
Starting point is 01:05:17 We are finally doing our podcast in a studio. We have one guest now, Katie Hatigan. Hello. Well, you guys know each other, right? Yeah. Kind of. From Rose Spat. Well, let me see. She's one of your girls. Did you know you were one of his guys? Oh, no. And I can start it, please.
Starting point is 01:05:35 What? And then we have another guest coming up. But we are trying to start. We want to start doing the podcast in studio, because we've done probably 325 podcasts from our dining room with no guests just Bonnie and I speaking Wow, we run out of things to say so what we're saying is feels like a lot of pressure about yeah What was it? It's we ran out of stuff. How funny is that? That's good. It is good, they're learning. They're learning, they listen to our review
Starting point is 01:06:08 or maybe they heard people tell them about our review and they realized that, oh yeah, we could put out a better product. Why don't we do that? And I applaud them. They should, they're talented people. They should be putting out good material. Just by happenstance, rich boss is in Rochester this weekend
Starting point is 01:06:24 at the Comedy of the Carlson, which is a great, a great standup joint. They do a podcast interview show with every comedian who comes into town. Vinnie Paulino, who's been on this show before, who's been a co-host with us, hosts a show called Comedy at the Carlson Cast. And every week he puts out a new episode interviewing whatever comedian is headlining at Comedy at the Carlson cast? And every week he puts out a new episode interviewing whatever comedian is headlining at Comedy at the Carlson. I get a text from Vinnie who says, oh man, is Rich fired up about your guys' review
Starting point is 01:06:54 of his show. He goes, it's sabotage the first 10 minutes of my interview. Oh no. So of course, I'm excited to listen to the show. And it starts off with Rich just kind of hinting at this review that we gave. So to have over 300 and something podcast, probably 330 of guessing, and would no guess sometimes it might get stale, sometimes it's great.
Starting point is 01:07:23 We who says that about their podcast? He's out of show promoting himself. He goes, we've done over 300 episodes. You know, Sano is the best stuff. Why would that be, it thought be it his head? Because you put it there. Exactly. This is exactly right.
Starting point is 01:07:36 So what I found out, I spoke with Vinny yesterday. What I found out was they had like a 10 minute long preamble before they started recording. They talked nothing but about our podcast and then they were gonna get into it on the show. They didn't want to talk about it. Nor should they. Nor should they. They give us publicity but then Rich can't help himself. This is a little bit of a longer segment but just listen to how this slowly builds and do fuck us.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Because it's really hard to just do that many podcasts with the same person and come up and be fresh every time you do one. Of course. Some are gonna be better than others. So what's weird is, someone might listen to one or two or maybe five and then give a review on it. Who the fuck do they think they are?
Starting point is 01:08:25 Okay, who the fuck can you possibly think you are to come after two well-respected, well-established comedians throughout the business, right? Throughout the business and... Mark just threw his clean accent. And say, oh, well, your podcast is is still go fuck you. Don't turn that on So he did tell us to go fuck ourselves sounds like he struck a nerve. Yeah, I think we struck a nerve What's hilarious is this is about a 50-minute long interview?
Starting point is 01:08:59 They tend to like keep coming back to this over over a guy a few times. So I have a bunch of clips here Oh boy. Yeah, what's interesting to note is he's not very good at defending himself. If he wanted to say why his show is good and why our show is bad, that would be a good retort. But he does not have that retort. First off, here I have a clip of what I call old man Voss, explaining what's wrong with the internet.
Starting point is 01:09:23 And that's what's wrong with the internet. And that's what's wrong with the internet. It gives fucking morons a platform. Right, because only that fucking Brady act should be able to speak to the masses. Man. It gives morons a platform. I gotta tell you, I've never seen, I got so much response from people a couple of weeks ago
Starting point is 01:09:41 that said I can't even listen to the show because of how Voss speaks. He is so difficult to listen to this fucking guy, but we're more on to shouldn't have a platform So then he goes on to say this riches upset about something right now I'm not upset. I'm just giving an opinion. Okay, okay It doesn't fucking matter if in the at the end of the day at the end of the day What does it matter some guy in his basement, Carl, giving it, is that his name? In his basement, actually, in his basement. In his basement, giving
Starting point is 01:10:11 an opinion on something that we're not going to stop doing. But he says something that we're not going to stop doing. I assume he means making unlistedable podcasts. Is that what he's talking about? Did I tell him to stop making podcasts? I'm just so surprised that he even gives a shit. Me too! Well, we think at all. Why would he care? He's obviously doing well for himself.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Apparently he was on the brother we show earlier that morning and someone called in to talk to you about our review of the show. So I guess he came to Rochester to just the wrong time because apparently this is the thing that's going on. Then he starts to talk about how We're not famous and we're not in show business true, and I thought this was a pretty funny quip from from Voss I didn't say anything about your podcast relax. I don't care Say whatever you want. It's great. I'm bringing attention to a guy
Starting point is 01:11:11 That listen blame Andy Warhol. Okay, His 15 minutes. He's at 12 minutes right now. You hear that Carl you're at 12 minutes after you do 300 podcasts By yourself without guess then talk to me. Oh my gosh. you've got, what, three minutes left? I got three minutes left in my 15 minutes. Oh boy! I think he might be right about that. That sounds pretty accurate. Yeah. I would think so.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Absolutely. Although I will say that if you guys listen to our Anthony Cumie appearance just now, Anthony agreed to do our show. Well, and we'll see. So that's a pretty big guess. So that might be the final two and a half minutes of my run here, right? Oh, yeah. Then we get Anthony do our show. Well, and we'll see. So that's a pretty big guess. So that might be the final two and a half minutes of my run here.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Oh, yeah. Then we get everything on the show. Yeah, good two and a half minutes. That'll be a fine two and a half minutes. So anyway. So anyway. Anyway, I thought that was really funny. He says, after he's done 300 podcasts by himself,
Starting point is 01:11:58 then we can talk. What kind of rule is that? Why do I have to do 300 shitty podcasts? I would have a conversation with this fucking idiot? Well, it's a little bit good, he says. There's not a number of podcasts anybody has to do. In fact, a lot of people should do zero. But you'll stop when you're ready to stop
Starting point is 01:12:15 and hopefully be very good. I thought the entertainment industry was about quality over quantity. Nobody is begging for more Star Wars prequels. Why can't we make episode 1.5? Nobody wants to see that. They want quality, Rich. I've made over 300 podcasts.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Did ya? They all suck. What do you want? He's got the opi mentality about that. I do like that he says in that earlier clip. Listen, maybe if you listen to one or two or five, you'll think that the show sucks. He wasn't big ironic with that either.
Starting point is 01:12:44 It's like, you can listen to five little episodes of his show and think it sucks. That's a problem. Yeah. It's not good. He brings about how many downloads they get. This show is pretty funny. I recommend people check out,
Starting point is 01:12:56 Comedy at the Carlson Cast with Vinnie Paulino and Brian Ball. Our buddy's over there. Definitely worth checking out every week, but especially this week with Rich. And then they go on longer, they're talking about other stuff, and you could tell this is just in the back of his mind. I'm just fucking a repetitive content, my podcast stinks. If you're reviewing my podcast, you are 100% right.
Starting point is 01:13:20 It's fucking moldy and stale. It's almost like that thing where it finally comes around to acceptance. You know, it starts with anger and then it's like depression and then it's like acceptance. He went through the seven stages. He went through all of them with Vitty Paulino on the show. And then I thought this was,
Starting point is 01:13:40 ah, this is why I had to talk to Vinnie on the phone yesterday. Out of nowhere, he starts making fun of my band. Now, they didn't talk about the fact that I'm in a band or anything about that, the whole show, and all of a sudden this comes up. Review that. Review that roast, if you like reviewing. Yes, son of a bitch. If you're a reviewer, you know, I should mention that he's talking about the rich boss roast that he's really proud of, and they're just talking about it, and then all of a sudden he goes review that. Like I did something that was good. You can't fight fault that. He's talking about the rich boss roast that he's really proud of. And they're just talking about it. And then all of a sudden he goes, review that. Like I did something that was good.
Starting point is 01:14:07 You can't fight fault that thing. It's like, Rich, I know you're a good community. I told you I've seen you before. I think you're a good community. I think your podcast sucks. That's all. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:16 So here, get back to this. And maybe plug when your band will be playing in the room here to 12 people. I'd like to come see it. I hear you're a good guitar player I always like to see a good guitar player Sure, you know what I mean. Yeah, just you have a good voice. Not doesn't sing doesn't sing. Oh Purely instrumentals, right? The whole band is purely instrumentals I'm going up myself if you didn't know what was going on You would not know what was going on.
Starting point is 01:14:45 Yeah, I know. What a weird conversation. This guy starts up by not mentioning me and I'll just go, and you know, if you wanted to review this show, then who the fuck are you? And fortunately, Benny's there to say, that's Carl from who are these podcasts. That's what we're talking about here.
Starting point is 01:15:00 Because Rich was just gonna ramble out and out about the shit that's in his mind and nobody else's. Right. So weird. Unfortunately, because I was turned onto the show, kind of need the Carlson cast is gonna cast some shrapnel now.
Starting point is 01:15:13 Why? Because I gotta play. They always do 10 minutes before the guest comes in. And they're talking about this contest that they have, Shoma Getten. I gotta play this set up to this. This has been explaining the show McGueddon contest. There is one week left to put in your Superposals for Show McGueddon. Show McGueddon 2018. For those of you don't know
Starting point is 01:15:34 what that is, allow me to explain it. It is a showcase showdown, a stand-up showcase showdown. We are giving four enterprising performers the opportunity to have their own showcase inside of our rickals room here at comedy at the Carlson And if you would like to Apply we're looking for original new fun ideas Things that maybe haven't been done anywhere else before that you think will draw a crowd and be a good entertaining show All right, so the contest is you have to write in and tell them a show that you'll perform at their venue that will bring people and they even go as far as to say this.
Starting point is 01:16:12 So you have till next Friday to submit, you could submit by emailing CarlsonCastaginl.com where we want us the name of your show, we want to find out you to explain what the idea is and we want you to explain how you're going to market and how you plan on getting people's butts in the seats. That's not a contest. That's literally called booking a show. That's how you book yourself to perform somewhere. That's not a contest. I imagine your music venue. We have this
Starting point is 01:16:38 brand new contest. All you have to do is form a band, write a bunch of songs, promote yourself, build a large following, and then submit yourself for a chance to be booked in our show where you'll bring out tons of people and the venue will make a ton of money. That's the contest that we're doing. When you put it that way. That's how God does to work, guys. They're literally explaining if you have an act that people like, that's how you book
Starting point is 01:17:02 yourself somewhere. I guarantee this is Markipollito's genius idea. Oh, Markipollito. I long mark Mark's the fuzz, but that's not a contest. Oh, all right, sorry guys. Check that show out though, it's a lot of fun. Moving on. We won't be welcome there anymore.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Oh, I don't think that's true. Gary Goldman's coming up. I'm expected to be comp tickets for that. Go on, expect him. Does he have a podcast, Gary Govman? Anyway, there is a show that I wasn't aware of, wicked theory podcasts. I'm aware of it now.
Starting point is 01:17:32 It has host Bill Bob, Ed, and Uncle Jay, and they do reviews of all sorts of things, movies, or video games, or whatnot. They reviewed who are these podcasts. Mm-hmm. So. I can't imagine what they could possibly say about us. Well, you're about to find out. I do have some clips on here. One that I'm going to keep as an ISO
Starting point is 01:17:55 is that are explaining our show. So this podcast now is blowing up. That is her eyes. Blow it up. All right, this is, I'm not sure which guy this is, but I am a fan of this review. Which is called Who Are These Podcasts? And these guys pretty much quote unquote review podcasts.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Oh yeah. They're named so they're kind of like, you know, they're shit talkers for the most part. Don't get me wrong, but they're fully aware that they have no right to be doing that. Okay. And that's the thing that Rich did no right to be doing that. Okay. And that's the thing that Rich did not pick up on. Right. Obviously, this guy picked up on it, Rich is like, wait until you do 320 shitty podcasts with your wife from your living room, then we could talk.
Starting point is 01:18:37 It's like, very rich. Come on, bad. Rich told Vitty before they recorded the show. Just because he was on Anthony's show doesn't mean he's in show business. No fucking shit. You think I'm pretty aware I'm not in show business, dummy? Uh, I'm gonna, here's more on the review of WATP. And now it becomes apparent when you listen to a couple of episodes because immediately you kind of want to be like,
Starting point is 01:18:57 well who the fuck are you, Jerko? If you saw that this is shitty as the podcast you're reviewing, or you're giving crap to. You need to be extra-snitch? And that's it. That's exactly it. They're fully aware that they have no right to be doing that. Check out the big brain on Brad. You're a smart motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:19:12 That's right. All right. That needs no explanation or analysis. This next clip is the best compliment this show has ever received. So these guys, they, they, they, but they kinda like, they get it. They're not stupid, you know what I mean? These guys have listened to a ton of radio.
Starting point is 01:19:30 We're not stupid! Hey! Hey! You know what I say to that? It doesn't hurt though that this guy is a sour stern fan, knows open Anthony, and so he listened to I think those two episodes of ours and that's probably why he was out and bored because he does say this. Giving Howard shit about things or OP some shit about things, I kind of agreed with it all. Like you know what I mean? OP's fucking podcast right now is a hard thing to listen to.
Starting point is 01:20:17 It's pretty much terrible. Pretty much. Yeah. So I think we're all on the same page and that actually leads me to Jim and Sam. Jim Norton and Sam Roberts have a morning show on series XM on faction talk which used to be OP radio if before that was the OP and Anthony channel. I don't have to go through any more history on this Do I know all right? So these are the guys who are left over from all the mess that the end of the OP and Anthony show has made It's Jim Norton who we love. Yes, we do.
Starting point is 01:20:47 He's his other persona, chip, chip, or sin. Might like a little bit better. Watch every week. But they're both amazing. And then you have that little weasel Sam Roberts who I've talked about a few times. Sam Roberts is fucking Switzerland, it's so annoying. I don't have an opinion, I don't have an opinion.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Look at this. They're what are you doing? You're fucking half the show. Anyway, I, Jim said something, I call, I pointed this out, I think of this. They're what are you doing? You're fucking half the show. Anyway, Jim said something, I pointed this out when I was on the Anthony show, if you listen to that just now. But this is Jim explaining why they like to make fun of OP. But what did he say?
Starting point is 01:21:17 There's something about like, you know, I've moved on, but those guys are obsessed with me. You know, just like being an ant or obsessed with them. It's fun to make fun of you You're fun to make fun of I love that I could have said it better when I heard him say that's like yes Yeah, he's a lot of fun to make fun of he is I mean he just really gives you a lot of fodder He does and this is Jimmy you know Jimmy used to be so mean He's changed over the years, but this is Jimmy back to being mean again.
Starting point is 01:21:46 So I had to pull this clip. I love this. And as far as pushing this, he thinks I'm pushing this narrative that his podcast saw. And ever since podcast sucked, I actually said you fucking dumb autistic. If you pay attention, I actually said that the radio show you were doing in the afternoon was funny. And I thought you did good on it. And it was like you sounded happy and you sounded comfortable. The podcast, well, if you want to set up a mic in the middle of the table
Starting point is 01:22:09 and have eight guys yelling at each other and hope that people can pick it up, that's your business. Oh, I love it. And then so everyone has piled out how terrible OP show is, right? Right. I mean, Anthony went through the whole OP challenge. Oh, yeah. That video was up to 150,000 views on YouTube,
Starting point is 01:22:29 which is great. OP, if you didn't hear it in a tweet, challenged you to tell them something that was consistently more funny than OP radio. And there are a lot of very creative. He's just opening up a lot. I thought it was a lot. The dumbest thing.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Oh my God. Speaking of dumb, this creative. He's just opening up a lot. I know a lot. The dumbest thing. Oh my God. Speaking of dumb, this is what dummy Sam says. You don't think anybody ever said the podcast sucked. Uh oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. Sam, no one ever said his podcast sucked. That's all we're saying. That's all anyone's talking about.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Opie was out for nine months. Didn't do anything. Came back and put out the worst podcast. That's what we're all talking about, Opie was out for nine months, didn't do anything, came back and put out the worst podcast. That's what we're all talking about. And Jim Norton is, he piles on quite a bit. I didn't pull a ton of clothes. I just have one more on here. This is Jim talking about how much it's catching out
Starting point is 01:23:18 with social media. I don't, I encourage people run to his podcast and enjoy. Right. I'm not one of these people. How the luscious are. There's enough clips with three likes. I mean, I get it. Believe me, social media is grabbing it and running with it.
Starting point is 01:23:31 Oh! Oh, me and Jimmy. Oh, I love Jimmy Norton so much. I do love that he's back. When I hear that, I'm just like, yeah! Oh, he's yuck. So hear that, I'm just like, Yeah! That would be yuck. Oh, so that can only mean one thing. It's time for
Starting point is 01:23:51 OPERADIO Oh. The OP radio podcast. We went to New York City. We flew there. I had a lot of time with my ear buds and I wanted to be prepared for Anthony. So I listened to full episodes of O.B. Radio to get caught up, ready to go. And while I was doing that, I would just take a little notes from time to time. Oh, I should go back and clip this. So I have two episodes here, episode 27 called Head Hunting in Philadelphia, episode 28,
Starting point is 01:24:32 Philly topping out at 71 miles per hour. And this is OP's adventures in shenanigans at the podcast movement conference that we've all been talking about. And of course, OP's at this conference that he is way too good to be at, right? Right. Right. And he sits on this panel. This is him talking about interviewing people
Starting point is 01:24:57 and why he's so good at interviewing people. And again, this sounds like garbage, but it's audio from him being at this event. So they're in a room in a hotel somewhere. It's the perfect place to do a podcast when there's like thousands of people around. Yeah, well, this one, there's definitely not thousands of people because you could hear the reactions.
Starting point is 01:25:12 But this is OP talk, because this is actually OP, on a panel with Carl Ruez, Tim Sabian sitting in the front rob, and he explained this whole thing. But this is storytelling. This is the panel on storytelling that they bring OP. And I think I were talking about this. And he starts to talk about his interviewing technique.
Starting point is 01:25:29 So this is him. There is one. This is him talking about interviewing Robert O'Neill, who was the Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. This is him talking about that interview. And what was fun about that one, the first one you mentioned, you even talked about Osama bin Laden's ambition. Yeah. about that interview.
Starting point is 01:26:04 So it's hilarious to me that Opie thinks he's some master interviewer. I think I was just shooting the shit with this guy. I went back and checked out that interview on YouTube. Rich Voss is in studio of all people. And he's asking Opie had pneumonia the week before. And he's asking Rich Voss to spell pneumonia. While he's got this fucking Robert O'Neal guy on to talk about his exploits over in Pakistan.
Starting point is 01:26:29 And Opie's going, do you even know how to spell pneumonia, Rich? Well, I wouldn't make this guy look dumb. Opie, you're dumb. What are you doing? But then he's out of this panel going, I'm such a great interviewer. This guy wanted to come in and talk about how he killed us on the line.
Starting point is 01:26:42 I was talking about fruity drinks and about how his summer's going. And you're excited about that? Who gives a shit? You're taking credit for that? And then, Kauru as to the rescue, because it's been well-documented that OP does not prep. We were talking about that with the radio to stuff. Oh yeah. And that whole incident, this is Kauru as trying up for his buddy, Opie. And I don't know
Starting point is 01:27:06 how long Carl's going to last doing this. They don't want to see Opie Opie prepare his, he's a, he's a natural talent. I mean, I've done a lot of interviews with other media stuff. Opie, I mean, he's one of the best. I mean, it, it looks like a list. So he starts that with in all honesty, Opie prepares, which you know is bullshit. Right. Why do you have to start it with in all honesty? And then he catches himself.
Starting point is 01:27:32 He's like, well, he doesn't. So he's just a, he's just a natural. He's just a natural town. He can just have a conversation with someone. No, it's always awkward. It looks effortless because there's no effort. 100% effortless. there's no effort. It's 100% effortless. That is very true.
Starting point is 01:27:46 So Opie just did a panel on storytelling for some reason. God knows why. And then they're back out on the floor of this convention bullshitting. And whoever they're talking to might be Ken Cage, who's the host of airplane repo. I never heard of it. Anyway, it's some show. I don't know who this guy is, but listen to what this person says.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Okay, I like the fact that you guys just did a panel on storytelling, and we're sitting here and we have told absolutely no stories. We're completely just bullshitting. This is the greatest thing in the world. That's how we do it. So I break that down for you real quick.
Starting point is 01:28:27 Okay. The explain how storytelling is what gets you into a show or engaged with audio. You people love storytelling. Yeah. That's what you want. This guy goes, well, we just did a panel about how important storytelling is. The world is just bullshit about nothing. And then they try to turn it into, like, isn't that great?
Starting point is 01:28:49 No, it's not great. It's like, you watch a lot of those prison shows. I watch a ton of prison shows. Behind the scenes prison shows. And do you ever hear the prisoners say they tell us when they go to bed, they tell us when they get up, they give us the food, we have no choice over it. Isn't it great? It just takes all that shit off of my mind
Starting point is 01:29:05 I have to worry about it. So you're trying to turn this fucking piss in 11 a.d And it doesn't work that way. It doesn't and you know I Do listen to the moth podcast. Okay, and that is a podcast about story telling and it is done By people who are amateur storytellers. Do they just bullshit the whole time? No, they tell stories! They have their story prepared. It's got to be, I believe, a true story about their life. And they advise them to have a beginning, a crescendo,
Starting point is 01:29:33 and then an end. What, like, what Anthony was talking about? Exactly. Storytelling. But it's all very, there's a story with some drive to it. Here is a clip. They're talking about one of the people went to a panel discussion around monetizing your podcast.
Starting point is 01:29:49 And they learned that once you get to a thousand downloads per episode, you can begin to monetize. And they think this is just hilarious and start riffing on that. Hey, Carl, we're over a thousand. Do you feel like you made it? I mean, I don't have two thousands over. How's that? How? You know the haters are gonna go with that. We're over a thousand. Do you feel like you made it? I mean, I don't have two thousands over a thousand.
Starting point is 01:30:06 You know the haters are going to go with that. See, they did it. Yeah, it's nice. A lot. It's like 3,500. We're doing pretty well considering we just started. I don't know. I think they were talking about B. Just now.
Starting point is 01:30:20 You know the haters are going to go. I thought that was funny because Karl Ruuez is just naturally a funny guy He just wants to say the thing that's funny right and OP is so unattracted to funny the guy goes well I don't know if 2000 as they'd add in a brag about it. Oh, yeah But we were doing pretty well. I mean we just started we're doing pretty it's like okay, OP We know we know your show is doing pretty well. It's fine And this is the other thing that OP does. This is going to the next episode, but his narrative is always so inconsistent. It always seems like bullshit. Like he used to say,
Starting point is 01:30:51 you know, fuck management. We don't care when they're serious. We don't care about management what they're saying. And that was when the show was good. And then the show got bad. He was going management. It's loving what we're doing. Man, it always seems like it's the opposite of what's really going on. So this is just more inconsistency because we've listened to OP shows where he explains that we're getting tons of downloads, Westwood One loves the numbers, I showed Carl the numbers the other day,
Starting point is 01:31:17 and then he says this. It's just depressing. Like there's a lot of like people here that are trying to get their podcasts off the ground and they're hoping to get their podcasts off the ground and they're hoping to get a thousand downloads per episode and I'm like, oh my god, I mean we're doing way better than that and we're not happy. Well, you're not happy?
Starting point is 01:31:35 I thought everything was going great, I thought management, I thought Westwood one was stoked about it, thought everyone was excited, they even have sponsors now. He's so weird though because. You think? These are people who are people like you, doing a podcast out of your house, and he's giving them shit about their listenership. He's been a broadcaster for decades.
Starting point is 01:31:56 Oh. And he's like, we're yelling on the litter guy? Well, this, this right here is an amazing clip. So now they're at this convention. They're just like out on the floor somewhere, where I imagine everybody's got their little booth set up and you can walk around and learn about whatever shit you try to sell to podcasters.
Starting point is 01:32:13 I don't know what that might be. Equipment or sponsors, I don't know. I don't go to these things, John, I'm not part of the scene as you know. Yeah. So this is an amazing clip where OP really explains, he's just so unself aware and I talked about this on Anthony's show. He's confused that people aren't podcasting and a podcast convention.
Starting point is 01:32:37 Um, yeah, stuff brain injury. Do you hear a lot of people just babbling? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know? What are the problems? They're not even talking into microphones. Why have a conversation of people just babbling? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that?
Starting point is 01:32:48 What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that?
Starting point is 01:32:56 What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that?
Starting point is 01:33:04 What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? What do you know about that? It is a hipster convention with a bunch of backpacks. I'm confused in a lot of ways because I really love doing this. But I'm realizing my fellow podcasters are zeroes. Oh my god. He lacks self awareness. That's amazing. Wow. He's looking around at everyone. He's going, these people are just babbling.
Starting point is 01:33:21 They're talking at a convention. Right. That's exactly, it's a not working event. Do you know what that working is? Opie says, why have a conversation if you're not recording it? Does he think a podcast in convention is a place you go to podcast?
Starting point is 01:33:36 Yes, because he literally thought, he literally thought he's, he's looking around and he's going, why aren't people turning on their equipment? I just don't get it. That's so weird. That is so strange. It's so strange. Listen to this clip where people are noticing other people in the room
Starting point is 01:33:55 and he takes offense to that because he's obviously the biggest star. They have no clue what they're doing. This lady's talking with her hand. No one cares what you're saying. What the heck? They don't care what they're doing. This lady's talking with her hand. No one cares what you're saying. What the heck? They don't care. You're black at your trigger. You're literally, you're if it's no-flake trigger.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Because everyone's getting wild. I don't think the 12 year old are Fortnite playing Fortnite. Oh man, don't even start. My kids play that not so. I'm not sure. The boys are 16 and 14. Okay, because my, oh, yeah, of course, take a picture of her. We're the big stars here, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:34:28 Do you realize? I don't know. Turn around, look. Excuse me, take a picture of her. Yeah, thank you. We're big stars. Turn around, this way. I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:34:36 Yeah, all right, thank you. So Opie is doing this stick where, and it's like kind of old ONA stick. Even though he cues as the other guys who's still doing the ONA thing, he's going, where are the big stars here? You know, he's kind of trying to say it ironically. Like, where are the big deal? And he's trying to get loud and curls like,
Starting point is 01:34:55 all right, man, you know, you're making a scene. But listen to OP, I don't know if he picked up on this. Listen to how he loses his confidence in a millisecond. He is yelling at these people who are taking pictures, and then as soon as they notice that he's yelling, he gets real quiet. Excuse me, take a picture of us. Excuse me, take a picture of us.
Starting point is 01:35:15 That was fucking amazing. That is OP in a nutshell. I'm a big fucking deal man. I stop at homeless people's cakes. I'm the destroyer. Take a picture of us. Excuse destroyer take a picture of us Excuse me take a picture Carers met no you know, I think this dude is fucking corny
Starting point is 01:35:37 Anyway, so that was that was amazing. That's that's worth listening to fucking three and a half hours of opi radio That's worth listening to fucking three and a half hours of OP radio in New York City when I'd rather be listening to Anything else keep telling yourself that clip right there. That's fucking brilliant This is more on OP just getting pissed off at everyone around them Right now they're doing shout out. That's great. I don't know why my podcast is taking away the taking off. You have thousands of followers. You're better than I am. I just simply don't understand. This is a giant participation trophy.
Starting point is 01:36:11 Yes. I haven't seen one of these podcasters turn anything on. What are you doing here? I mean, I want to think that stick, but he really doesn't get it. He really thinks that everyone just podcasts with their own microphone and walks around podcasting. You're the only one who does that, Opie, it sucks. Yeah. It's not good.
Starting point is 01:36:30 Most people actually have like a studio in their house. That's alarming a little bit. I feel like you may need a mental health check now. Oh wow. No shit, but I was just very surprised that that was the thing that he latched onto, that he was the only one podcastingatched on to, that he was the only one podcasting.
Starting point is 01:36:46 It's a noisy room. It's not a good place to podcast. That's obnoxious to listen to. No one can hear what you guys are talking about. And even in that clip that I played earlier, where he's like, we're big stars. In the middle of that, they started talking about it. The other guy's kids playing Fortnite. Your show is not good.
Starting point is 01:37:03 You don't have entertaining content. Opie, did you ever listen to the Opie and Ethan show when you're on this show? That's what good shows are. Right. The show is fucking, it was the funniest radio show of all time. And now he's talking about Fortnite with some nobody
Starting point is 01:37:16 and complaining about other fucking zeros and a podcast convention. Do you think that he actually has ever listened to another podcast outside of his own? No! I don't think he has. I don't think he knows what podcasting is! I'd agree with that. It doesn't seem like he does. They're in an elevator on point talking to these women who are botanists and are talking about their podcasts, about growing plants and shit.
Starting point is 01:37:37 Yeah. And he's like, I've fucking idiots! What are we doing here? It's like, oh, that's what podcasts are. There's niche content for people. It's extremely niche and it finds an audience. That's why podcasts are great. Like if you want a shit on Opie, you listen to this podcast. It's a niche audience, but it's growing.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Yeah, it's getting pretty big actually. All right, this is, they're talking about how terrible Opie is at the panel discussion. So they play a little bit of the live stuff where Opie's answering questions. But then, Karo, let's see what really was going on on this panel, which I think is hilarious. Hey, every question they would ask Opie, they would ask Opie the question, and he would
Starting point is 01:38:12 literally just look at the person and think, you know what, that's a great question. I don't know. That just shows you how terrible Opie is. People are asking him questions. He's the expert. he's the radio star. I was number one in this market on the radio. What am I doing here? He literally says.
Starting point is 01:38:30 Yeah. And then he's got a panel and someone asked him a question, he goes, I don't know. Tsk. That's not what panelists are brought in to do. You're supposed to be an expert in your field. And then he goes on to say that he's so smart. He doesn't want to let the competition know his ideas
Starting point is 01:38:47 because they're so great. So on this panel, he explains what his approach was. No, because here's the other thing, like when you do this, like I got real ideas. I'm not sharing it with other people because they're the competition in the end. So I gave them some of my shittier ideas that I already did a long time ago
Starting point is 01:39:06 Yeah, try this it worked for me 10 years ago. It's not gonna work now though. The whole world has changed you silly goose So again, this is Opie talking about how I have all these amazing ideas. We're gonna do all this great stuff I'm not even gonna tell you guys about it. It reminds me of when Anthony was talking about Opie would say we did another hour on the street and it was gold and Anthony's going, that's not gold, that my figure's turned in green here. Like you get to see now that when he was talking about how great these conversations were with him and Vic and Sharad and Carl, that they weren't. Now we're actually hearing them. They're not interesting. Right. And everything that Opie says he's doing or he's
Starting point is 01:39:44 going to do, I got all these ideas, everything's so great. As soon as these things come to fruition, we realize that it's not that great. But again, his big claim to fame, because he was never funny in the OP dance show. So he has to take this credit for the fact that he was the glue of the show.
Starting point is 01:40:01 So this airplane repo guy, Ken Cage, starts kissing OP's ass and Hopi loves this. Lows again his ass kiss and he joins right in with us. You don't get to take all the hits but you don't take the same amount of credit. Right. Which is really, really frustrating. Yeah. I literally held that show together for a long time. And that doesn't take away from their talents. But in the air and I held that fucking thing together.
Starting point is 01:40:35 Right. Because I know what the fuck I'm doing. Hmm. I don't know about that. Do you hear any evidence that OPEN knows what the fuck he's doing? No. Now you're on your own OP able to do whatever you want And you're broadcasting from a podcast convention I don't think that's really what he wants He can do whatever he wants. He's going. I was the mastermind behind all of that. I don't see any evidence of it
Starting point is 01:41:00 I don't see any evidence One of the things that OP lost to take credit for is the fact that he doesn't add it to show. If I heard OP say we edit most of this stuff out, that would be amazing. It's very obvious they don't edit anything out. It's very obvious. This is Opie has sponsors now. And if you're wondering who the audience is that Opie attracts, I think this reads says
Starting point is 01:41:44 it all. They're fucking dots. And if you go to getquip.com that's g-e-t-q-u-i-p.com slash opi that's getquip.com slash opi right now you'll get your first refill pack free at GetQuip, g-e-t-q-u-i-p.com-slash-opie. That's GetQuip.com. Slash-opie. And welcome aboard, quip. How fucking dumb are these people? That's not a difficult URL to remember. GetQuip.com-slash-opie. No. He has to say it 80 fucking times. It's not difficult to spell either. He spells it out. Well, there's a cue in you.
Starting point is 01:42:28 Holy shit. That's not... Remember when OP used to... When he didn't know what else to say, he would pick up the phones. He'd go to the phones. Well, he doesn't have that anymore. Because he's not doing a live show. On this episode called Philly Topping Out
Starting point is 01:42:44 is 71 miles per hour, episode number 28. An hour of the show or more is the drive back from Philly to New York and it's car-er-wise driving and it's just the two of them in the car. So you can imagine how obnoxious this part of the show is. These two guys who've been spending weeks together are going to come up with some Whitty banter. Of course they're not. So guess what Opie does? He turns to the phones, in this case, Instagram live.
Starting point is 01:43:13 Oh. Because he just needs something to talk about. So now we're listening to an audio podcast of him doing a live video, and he's reading comments that are coming in on the video as they're coming in. It's exactly the old format of let's go to the fox. They're calling it the flying roll into the mountain.
Starting point is 01:43:33 There's some funny fox on the Instagram live. Oh, that's very nice. How many spare courts of oil does Carl Carey for the Fox? I carry about two and a half courts. Yeah. How many cigarettes has Carl smoked so far? Well I gotta tell you people, one cigarette, Carl's cutting down a little bit I believe. And he's got the Barbel Pack Works as a giant letters smoking kills. Oh, yeah, we can show it. There it is.
Starting point is 01:44:07 There it is. King of all media right there, wow. Hey, I'm on a podcast talking about a live video that I'm recording on Instagram. That sounded like shit. It's that the entire fucking show is it they're in this fucking shitty Volkswagen going 70 miles per hour through fucking New Jersey. This is not a show.
Starting point is 01:44:28 Opus thinks every conversation needs to be a show. And I will tell you, I was listening to this yesterday. I had an epiphany. Oh, I figured something out. And I figured out opus fan base. It's not the old ONA fans. The old ONA fans like edgy and mean comedy. Those people have all moved on. They listen to Comtown now. They're not listening to any of these shows.
Starting point is 01:44:51 They're definitely not listening to Jim and Sam, which I just played you. The only time that Jim's been mean in fucking seven years, they're not playing any of these, they're not listening to these shows. They're just not edgy anymore. Opus fans are lonely people. Seriously, think about this. The new playing any of these, they're not listening to these shows, they're just not edgy anymore. Opus fans are lonely people.
Starting point is 01:45:07 Seriously, think about this. The new format is him having conversations with friends in their car while they're driving, at a bar, at a convention. It's a show for people with no friends. I'm not kidding. I don't think you are. That's who's listening to the show. Just somebody who's just like, I just wish I was out with the guys. I wish I had friends I could call up to go get a beer with. Oh, listen to the OP show. Because you know, honestly, you know how fantasy has to be semi realistic in order to get into it. Right. They kind of could be your friend. So it kind of makes sense. It's so bleak. But that's exactly what this show is.
Starting point is 01:45:48 I finally figured it out. Opie is doing this terrible format, and it is for somebody. I'm just gonna say it. I just spliced in some Beatles here. I wanted you. Well, maybe I will. The thing is, is that I just signed up
Starting point is 01:46:03 for our Spotify feed to build a here WATP on Spotify, which Libson tells me is important. I don't know, but I had to sign up this thing that said that I don't play any copy, right music, and I do all the fucking times. So, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to slide her into the radar or not.
Starting point is 01:46:20 You're gonna get in trouble. Well, it wouldn't be the first time. At least Spotify won't try to get me fired. So it can't be that bad. Jen, that's all I got. I know you wanted this to go very quickly, and it has not. We had a lot to cover today. Well, it's been a big week.
Starting point is 01:46:35 It's been a big week. It's been a lot of fun for WATP. We had a great time with Anthony. I cannot wait to have Anthony on as a co-host. And who knows maybe Anthony Kumi will be in my basement recording WATP with me. Maybe we'll go to an actual studio. I don't know. That'd be so strange. Lots of things could happen. That would be strange. So I look forward to seeing if it happens. Well, we've covered a lot and that means it's time for The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.
Starting point is 01:47:05 The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. That's right. Last week or two weeks ago, last episode was the first time we did not do a teaser on the show. We're getting back into the format.
Starting point is 01:47:20 This is a clip of the podcast. We'll be reviewing next week on WATP. And yes, we're getting out of the ONA universe. Oh, good. I know, it's been too much. It's a lot. It's been a lot. It's been a fucking blast.
Starting point is 01:47:33 Don't get me wrong. Very cool, but it's time to get back to what we do best. And that's making fun of podcasts. For reasons outside of the fact that O.P. is a terrible person. I'm sure you'll touch on that again. Probably. Oh, that just is the kernel, even if it fucking clearly is not. And is it even the same one that was being him that was not him last week? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:57 And so, we're fucking with reality. We're destroying people's minds. We're ripping apart the fabric of what this country is supposed to even mean. And it's become normalized. Oh, the new kernel is normalized. Oh yeah, it's completely, it's completely status quo. It's normalized to say, hey, this is the kernel,
Starting point is 01:48:21 and you could be pointing at this point at a bucket of slop. Mm-hmm. All right, so this is the kernel and you could be pointing at this point at a bucket of slop. All right, so this is a show called Hollywood Handbook with host Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport and this is a show that's on your wolf. Okay. It's a very popular show. Have you heard of it before? No. I've never heard of it.
Starting point is 01:48:42 Well, it is a popular show. It was sent in as a suggestion from actually multiple people over the years, but recently, from Justin Sharply, who sent this in and said we should listen to the latest episode. So we do have that queued up and ready to go. Let me read you what the concept is of this show. Hollywood Handbook is an insider's guide to achieving your show-biz dreams from two A-list
Starting point is 01:49:08 It boys who are living theirs. Hayes and Sean provide an exclusive VIP backstage pass into Tinseltown politics, answer questions from unsuccessful listeners, and bring in famous guests to discuss their craft and how they became what they are famous. Oh. Sounds a comedy show. You can tell famous. Oh. Sounds like comedy, show. You could tell by the description. Sounds like fun.
Starting point is 01:49:28 The episode we're going to be listening to is episode 250 with guests, Mike Mitchell and Nick Widger. And we're looking forward to, I don't know if those people are, I probably pronounce their name wrong, but we're looking forward to checking that show out. I'm going to actually have a couple of co-hosts next week. We've confirmed, Croge, the return of Croge. Hey, I'm gonna actually have a couple of co-hosts next week. We've confirmed Croge, the return of Croge. We have Andy. I do have the board anymore. That's what my favorite drops. We have Andy coming back. So, it should be a lot of fun.
Starting point is 01:49:58 We're looking forward to it. Right on. Jen, any closing thoughts, any comments that you want to make about our experience with Anthony Cumio and the gang? Just, you know, I thought you did great. Thank you. It was a time to remember. It really was great. It was really an honor to meet Anthony because I'm a big fan.
Starting point is 01:50:18 It wasn't either to me. And Dave Landau was just the nicest guy. Agreed. I have to tell you that in the roast that I had put together, I was going to talk about, because it used to be Arty Lang. Right.
Starting point is 01:50:31 Was Anthony's co-host. And I had jokes written about how far they have fallen from Arty to Dave Landau. And then I'm sitting next to the guy, he's the sweetest guy. And he's like, here comes a really funny guy,
Starting point is 01:50:41 Carl from WTP. And I'm like, I can't do these, so it's a good thing I didn't get to them right. It's probably a good thing But we do have a lot to talk about next time. I'm sure he could have taken it if he does Oh, I'm sure I'm sure he's he's a funny guy I do have a lot more things to talk about so hopefully we'll get back on that show again or we'll have Anthony on this show, but Please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all
Starting point is 01:51:08 Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony You whitehead, the giant spit-to-jitter All of it's bad, none of it's good. What's wrong with that group of dust that puts it out there? Whoa, you can get it forever. Be more funny! Boorin'! Thanks a lot, Karl! You know, who are these? Podcasts.
Starting point is 01:52:03 I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Thanks, Jen. Thank you. Have a great day today. I surely will. Okay. Ray. Bye.
Starting point is 01:52:29 It's a beautiful day. Jen has to pee really bad. She cannot run out of here fast enough. I have to pee. Ha ha ha ha. Oh my god, you'll leave me a trail. Ha ha ha ha. you

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