Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep117 - Hollywood Handbook

Episode Date: August 19, 2018

This week we check out Hollywood Handbook and a show they did with the guys from the podcast Doughboys. I'm told the latter is a decent show, the former... not so much.  Cros and Andy join as we discuss terrible improv comedy, Cum Town's take on Hollywood Handbook, Dick Masterson's brilliant move, Opie Radio finally getting a studio, and people on iTunes who don't care for WATP. We also try out a brand new segment that is underwhelming.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We do have some new reviews to read later So that'll be fun. We'll do that later in the show I also have an updated OP segment and another huge W ATP announcement coming up later in the show I was that for some teasers. I stick around people today will be reviewing a podcast called Hollywood handbook This was a suggestion that came in from Justin Sharply. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. This is a show that has hosts Hays Davenport and Sean Clements.

We listened to episode 250 and their guests were the Doe Boys, which is another podcast, Nick Liger and Mike Mitchell are the Doe Boys. Let's get into it, guys. What do you think? We've all taken clips from the show, we all have notes in front of us and a lot to say. Well, I had a dilemma when I listened to the teaser last week, because Carl taxed us, like, do you want to do this show and just,

you were, before you knew a show, we never know what we're getting ourselves into, I've proven that over and over again. And when I listened to the teaser, I had like an episode, like the blood drained out of my face, and I passed out and he will be on 50 minutes later. He said, you're gonna be okay, but you avoided your bowels

because Doe Voice is one of my favorite podcasts. So I was like, how am I gonna make fun of this? Yes. Well this is not Doe Voice. This is just 100% not Doe Voice. This is not Doe Voice. Oh my God, it was like shocking. And Doe Voice is a show that I have not listened to,

but I feel like I should. It's I love everyone seems to love this show. And we're not gonna talk about dope boys today. It's not about dope boys. We didn't talk about dope boys, why is that true? But the premise of the dope boys show is that they eat at chain restaurants and then review the chain restaurant. Great premise.

Yep. So I gotta check that show out. But this show is Hollywood Handbook. You know, I described it last week on the teaser, what the premise was. They're going to teach you how to become a Hollywood celebrity if you listen to this show. And these are two. Is that why you picked this car? No, you've been on Anthony.

You thought this was going to give you some tips. That's exactly why I picked this show. Tell us. Anthony, you thought this was gonna give you some tips? That's exactly why I picked this show. Talk to the listeners, Carl's wearing aviators and a no-one-a letterman jacket and he's wearing Puffy director's pants. Yeah, and I don't know who got you in my house, but I will have them fired. I wanna play the clip from this show

that I think best sums up the show for me. This is them talking about how podcasts have changed. This is, I would say, a good summary of how podcasting has changed. Right, you used to have to do funny good stuff. I can... Yeah, yeah. Nice.

I see Crojus crossing out one of his tricks and duplicate clip. Duplicate clip. Duplicate clip. These guys are improv guys. You know how much I love that. And they're terrible. Nobody likes that. Nobody.

Nobody likes the improv thing. It's this yes and mentality. The worst examples of this are during their commercial reads. Oh, right. Let's get right into it. So the show is 50% ads. It's actually, can I tell you, I know, I don't want to stop you. Please go. But here's the deal.

Mac Weldon underwear, four minutes, fifty seconds, was the time they spent on that read. Casper mattress, five minutes, thirteen seconds. Harry's razors featuring Santa Man. Unbelievable. Eight minutes, 13 seconds. Harry's razors featuring Santa man. Unbelievable. Eight minutes, five seconds. Simple contacts, five minutes, nine seconds. 23 minutes, 17 seconds of this show. Yeah.

Was advertising, Rees. That is literally 20% ads. Even Joe Rogan is like, that's way too much ads, guys. What do we do here? Commercials are the worst part of everything. Why are they always insist on making a meal out of the part that everybody just skips through? Oh, these ads are ridiculous. And here's an exit.

Oh, I'm sorry. I took the floor from you. You're talking about how 50% ads. Well, and the ads are 90% just nonsense. Not a garbage. I mean, the whole show is nonsense. It's wall-to to wall fucking nonsense, but these ads are completely nonsensical.

For a great example, you can hit my number 10. I'm trying to get Cindy Crawford out of a fish tank. She's in there with an iguana, and she is my dad and my uncle. Now, there's a lot of weird of weird deep dark shit going on right there but they're discussing their dreams which was a long thing on the show anyway that was from a madrasad then they summed up with number eleven

uh... and as we as we know dreams are reality the dream wrote as the real world and so if you buy a cash room address, you can also be on nailed it. Or any other, are there other Netflix game shows? That's kind of the only one. So far, yeah. Yeah. Now if you don't know what the fuck they're talking about, I don't. Neither do I. Neither do they. Neither does anyone in the fucking audience. It is complete fucking nonsense. Could I tell you how the show starts off? I didn't realize that this starts off with a cold read. But you're just right into a commercial. Yeah. But they're doing stick and of course this is the Australian guy with the didgeridoo. Oh good lord. It's a little bit, I want to

make clips are a little bit longer. Of course we clip the save shit. Because you can't, you can't, you gotta put a little context around how ridiculous this shit is. But this is, listen to how bad these guys are in front of this. This is how they start their show. They have no idea where they're going with this premise or how they're going to get there. Baaah. Can you please stop playing that didgerie? Don't hear in my saloon because I'm trying to pour three fingers of whiskey for these here card players. Oh, we have whiskey in Australia as well, but I think we spell it a bit differently. Don't wait.

Well, I don't know. Well, didn't I'm Mac Abbott the saloon I Don't know if you spell it different I'm right I'm actually using the audio exact same clip right because what the fuck was that? I'm kind of it wasn't funny or interesting There's going anywhere with that. It has everything that you want out of him, prom, awkward laughing at your own bad jokes, your partner, not saying anything, because they don't know what the fuck you're talking about, everything that everybody loves. Yeah. The yes ending on this fucking show is so over the

top and out of control, I have a clip from the next show episode 251 that I want to play for you guys. Did you guys happen to listen to another episode? I couldn't really listen to it. Well, I'll touch on it later. I have another point to make, but let's hear this. Okay. This is a show where one of the co-hosts, Sean, is not there.

And at the seven minute and nine second mark, they decide to announce why Sean isn't there. And this is the premise that they start with. Sean is not here. Sean, of course, if people have been following Sean on social media, Following a snail for the last several days, his goal, he says is to get the honey. I think he's under the impression that what the snail is leaving behind is honey. Prozure, use the word nonsense.

I get it. That's fucking nonsense. That's a little kid bullshit. My little kids are way funny. I would hope so. I would fucking nonsense. That's a little kid bullshit. My little kids are way funny. I would hope so. I would hope so. This guy had, I would assume, days to prepare for his co-host not being there.

And he's gonna start off this riff with, he's following a snail for the snail's honey. Okay? Now you can imagine that they probably wrap this bit up quick and move on, right? No, they do not. They drag this thing out. They drag it out.

Cause it's so important to fill time on a podcast. That's really important guys. I can have as much time as possible. It seems like that's all they're trying to do with this podcast. It doesn't have any bits or no point. It's to all pointless. It's very pointless. Here is them talking more about these hilarious

snails make honey jokes. Heated to basically like some kind of cave. It has one shipment of honey where all other snails are leading to drop off their shipment to create this super trove of honey. Yes, what he wants to eat. A lemon would know is the big honey place,

but yes, the bread apparently says it's called the trove. That's a super trove. Super trove. And he wants to eat this whole super trove. He wants to eat the super trove and sell whatever he can eat. Booring. What are you talking about? This is the problem with improv.

Someone comes up with a terrible premise, and they all have to yes and it What they should have done is said that's fucking retarded. Yeah, what's what's not even go down that road You know that's a time when I would love for fucking Michael rap report To show up and just say this dude is fucking corny. Yeah He should be on every podcast. All right. I got two more clips to go through this honey thing and then we can move on. I apologize. So they're making these honey jokes.

This guy's following a snail for honey because this snail is going to a place where all the other snails are going and they're going to deposit out the honey. Then he's going to have all the honey and by the way, snail honey is the best. He would double down and start calling out to the neighborhood that he's discovered. Famous new honey that is the sweetest and has the most healing properties and everyone essentially becomes Deadpool. Just the randomness of this, they think that if they say something that's just ridiculous, it's going to be funny. Yeah. This will land because it's so out there. Yeah. Snails make honey. They turn you into Deadpool. What's really that? Yeah. The fuck. Alright. So this is the final

clip on this saga. I told you it's 709. They he brought up this idea that this guy's following a snail for his honey. Yeah. This clip starts at the 13 minute mark. Six full minutes on a riffing on this snail's make fucking honey bit that they're doing. So this is all just to say no shan. Okay, yeah, no shan. You know, when I noticed, when I came in here and I asked where Sean, he said he's not here today, that would have suffice for me.

Yeah, he's better off. Yeah, no shit. Anyway, that's really what I wanted to get across is for some reason these guys are so in love with their improv skills that they can't stop themselves from being corny and boring. Well, you didn't have to go to a different episode. That's true. So, when we listen to it's just as bad. They don't introduce the guests until 15 minutes into the episode

because they have to talk about who's going to be the next Colonel Sanders and some made-up Scott Ockerman, if anybody knows who that. I mean, some people do. He's like the executive producer of the show. Well, who fucking knows that? People know Scott Ockerman as I think. Well, I think not a lot, but there's a lot of people that don't and they talk about him like you should I play my Colonel Sanders clip sure since you since you brought that up so they start talking about the fact that Colonel Sanders just

keeps being different people and it could just be anybody and so where does a genius comedic mind go to in that scenario? Oh, I know. It'll be a duck. The next Colonel Sanders will be a duck. All right, so funny train, it's fucking a little station. Here we go. We're about to go around the turn of hilarity.

Listen to this fucking riffing. Uh, do you want to be a robot? Do you want to be? And then I was like, what if it's a ducky? Okay. And you know, quack down to the pond. And everyone falls it into the pond. Well, thank you. Yeah. No, everyone falls it into the pond. And I of course have a big long read. I can breathe in from underwater through the reef.

Okay, so you expect that you are gonna be following it too. I'm be going, hey, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I don't want, it's plausible to know how to do it. I go, oh geez, I guess we're all following this duck. I'm gonna find what's going on. Fine with me, he's the Colonel after all. So everyone in America drowns in the pond. What are you all talking about?

Basically everyone except for me Couldn't have said better myself over commander. What the fuck is going on here? Can you hit my number two? I would love to crush around you talking about the Colonel being a duck So that was that conversation was so riveting. I just want to make sure that I got that great It was a duck that was one of the doughboys who wanted to come back to it They had to bring it up again Right because that is fucking comedy around And the guest who we've established have a

Vasley better podcast have to sit there for 15 minutes and listen to this shit I want to got up and walked out. I'm 30 seconds from walking out of this Shouldy podcast why are you still here? So 20 minutes into this kernel thing, they finally get a line off. And one of the guys shits all over at my number four. I heard Colonel Menceo was just basically doing kernel gap against this.

And so that was like a problem. They shot it and they were're like we can't air this Yeah, this should be create some sort of beef Remember my name of the girl from Quantico the woman from Quantico you're asking me this Priyanka Chopra. Yeah, Kachopra. That's a good kernel. Colonel Chopra. Colonel Chopra. So dude finally gets a fucking joke off I like dude. Who is that girl from that show? You know what I'm not that show, the other show, you know what I'm talking about? It's a decent carol's been see a joke. And it goes nowhere.

It's worse than crickets. I like how the guest is like, you're asking me, like why do I fucking care what you're even talking about? But it's crazy because like you said, someone finally figured out some kind of angle that's decent. And there was no laughter, but then in other parts of the show you hear this. Listen to this fucking ridiculous laughter and how it builds up into a crescendo.

That's real. That's not that's not Stavros from Compton. That's a different person. There's a lot of that going on. Actually since I played that I should also play the Scott Ockermann joke and they're talking about the fact that Scott Ockermann likes to find young improv comedians. Who is this? Yeah. to find young improv comedians. Who is this? Yeah. This guy tells a joke that was first made famous by Matthew McConaughey about 20 years ago. And this is the funniest thing anyone's ever heard.

What Scott likes about fresh young improvisers is he gets older and they do stay the same. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm just confused. What else you got? You look like you have a lot to say here. I do. Can we talk more about these ads and fucking the improv? Yes, so I mentioned 20% of the show. That's a real calculation.

20% of the show is advertising. So let's talk about when improv goes horribly wrong. This is my 14. All right. We're trying to bring you into the... It's gonna come in. It's gonna come in. What?

It's your house. Yeah. It gets worse at my number 15. Do you not understand that this is his daughter and you are like You're the mother of the daughter. I kind of abandoned the family. You did not save it. You didn't my daughter Yes, but it's my daughter It's my favorite part of every improv sketch when they just completely break down in the middle and then squabble about what the fuck a premise was supposed to be Since we're on this no one's following their jokes that even that

There's like three seconds of silence because everybody's like what's going on right now? What is going on? It keeps going to mind We're gonna listen to all 10 minutes of this Elizabeth you being in 12th grade. Maybe it's time for you to know Who your old man is? Yeah, I guess I should have nothing Brett for this whole thing. He seemed like he was on a roll. Okay, keep going.

They've long since given up on this bet. Is that never even got off the runway? These clips don't even do it justice how bad it was. Yeah, I know. And this is a got off the runway? These clips don't even do it justice how bad it was. Yeah, I know. And this is a commercial read for one of their sponsors. Right. And they brought in this other guy Brett, who's like their producer or something,

who's not normally on the show, but they decide that they gotta incorporate this guy who is somehow comedious. He's somehow worse than them. And prop. I do wanna talk about another thing that they do where they had some show that they did together, the Doe Boys and Hollywood Handbook that was around eating shrimp. Yeah, the Libby V's guys have been guests on the Doe Boys. So they

have like a history of doe shit together. Yeah, they're they seem to be connected somehow, these two podcasts. They get into this thing where they said, people didn't like that episode because we were making so many mouth noises eating the shrimp, which you can imagine would be anointing to listen to in a podcast. I can't think of anything worse. Peter, that they show shrimp. So then they decide, well, let's pretend we're eating shrimp on this show, but we won't actually eat shrimp, right? Because that's a great problem. It's hilarious. And then there's this shrimp that has a ghost pepper sauce on it,

which is very, very spicy. And they ask the guy if he pretended to eat this shrimp and if it was spicy or not, and this just leads to hilarity. You what? I took the ghost shrimp. He ate the ghost shrimp. Was it hot? Was it spicy? it was incredibly spicy thank you yeah yeah so

I would I would imagine so you didn't did you have a glass of milk or anything or you just fine I'm just I'm just taking it yeah I'm just tough as hell that's pretty I have a sinus things that was helping me I ate a big stuff Quo hog what What in the hell are you talking about? These are things that you could easily add it out of the show. It just went nowhere and did nothing. But this was their second take at that. Yes.

Hit my number eight. This was the first appearance of the ghost pepper. I should eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. Oh wait, that's right. Yeah, the whole point is that we don't have the chewing knife. That's what was gross to people. Okay, I'm just saying now.

Yeah, you just say I ate it. Mm, it wasn't that spicy actually. Oh, okay. But it was a little spicy. Yeah, okay, no, that's right. Just like, oh, you know what? That wasn't the ghost pepper trip. Yeah, you grabbed the one next to it.

No, the one that's glowing in the middle of the table looks quite spicy still. Improv gone horribly, horribly, horribly wrong. Five seconds in, they're already making chewing sounds when that was their whole thing was not to. That's great. Does anyone explain to me why this is entertaining or fun? People pretending this is the same thing

with that show we listen to, we're micintime-eats-snacks. Oh God, yeah. And it was just non-stop, stick and bits. But it was, time was on cocaine and playing the drums and running around. Well, at least I put mess it on songs in that show to make it fucking listenable. I don't understand why anyone would listen to this. Yeah.

It's so bizarre to me and I feel like I'm the, I'm man out. Why don't I get this? Yeah. I don't get it. You're not in it. Well, at the very end of the show Carl They wrap the shrimp eating bit into a nice bowl. Oh, yeah, fucking brilliant So this is this is number nine. This is the payoff that makes it all worthwhile. I had I had two shrimp

Okay, yeah, that's right. That passed your test That passed your test I I get and look I Get what the idea was Now come on that's brilliant. What's going on there? They that at the tail end of the shoulder like okay We're gonna wrap up the shrimp it and the guy says I had two shrink at the shrimp eating contest and then that's Fucking hilarious. Can I take a break from this fucking so that's funny. Can I take a break from this fucking, so that's funny. Can I take a break from this Hollywood handbook shit? It's just, it's so frustrating.

I can't imagine anyone still listening to WADP right now. The way you brought up with guys we fucked, how they were doing like a millennial stick. Yeah. That was a joke, can't it? Yeah, that was a joke, but that is in fact what they're doing here. Like, Hayes Davenport has a punchable name and a punchable voice. And he's really affecting it into a stick that was good for probably two episodes

and then finally got like super tired. And now it's become this, which is like improv nonsense. Well, that's a good point. They're at 250 episodes. Yeah. We have not done that many shows. I know that Rich Boss' show, my wife hates me, got a little tired after a while.

It's probably tough to keep putting out good material for that long. So maybe this show used to be good. It's very possible. I have no idea. Okay. How good your show is, what you're doing if it's an good. It's very possible. I have no idea. Okay. How good your show is. Wait, what's your

fuck doing? It's a hit. That's right boss. Let's check that out. I do want to take a quick break from Hollywood Handbook and talk about Compton talking about Hollywood Handbook. Because this is always fun. There was a about a month ago.

These guys started talking about them. Sorry, an email from Hollywood handbook. He says, Hollywood handbook was wondering if come town would want to do some kind of plug promo trade with them. We just did it. Marketing earwax. Yeah, I guess. I have no fucking idea what it is. Everyone says it's funny.

Yeah, what's his name? What's his name? Who? The guy from Hollywood. Him Harvey Weinstein. No. That other guy. It's pretty him. Harvey Weinstein. No. That other guy. That's pretty funny.

Bill Irwin? You know what else I would other podcast I listened to. I was driving up here with Doe Boys. That's a good one. That's a good one, dude. Yeah, Nick does that podcast. I literally want to listen to any podcast. So just like us, they say Hollywood handbook,

Well, Doe Boys is funny. Yeah, that's a good shot I like the stuff. It's about be a fat shit That's pretty cool. Hollywood handbook is the Davis state of podcasts Right, like it's gonna be a Metallica I know he's a man. It's not as good Don't boys into Metallica and I'm gonna get to that argument with you. You fucking kidding me Magnificent is this cuz Metallica? I know you. You fucking kidding me? I'm not gonna listen to this because of Metallica? I love that shit.

You're out of control right now with that kind of a thing. Yeah. All right. So then right after that discussion, for some reason, Nick Mullen from Compton, steers in the direction of Anthony Cumia. Anyway, so let me go back to complaining

about this black people. Black people. We're trying to be near broadcast. I hear right. Anyway, so let me go back to complaining about this black black people We're trying to be near broadcast. I you're right. I just I'm trying to get on the graces of the Anthony Cumia subreddit and Then from there they go back to talking about doughboys and they talk about the fact that doughboys is about reviewing restaurants and how much fun they would have doing that but anyway going fact that doughboys is about reviewing restaurants and how much fun they

would have doing that. But anyway, going back to doughboys, they went to Golden Coral and just talked about it for an hour and it seems great. Yeah, they go to like different shitty restaurants, right? Can we just start? Can that become the shit? Dude, I've been saying for years I want to take your ass to fucking Chinese for fat. Of course, Stami wants to do that.

They're daddy outfits on, get kicked out of Chinese buffet for being too gay. I would love to do that. So you can't be so gay. You can't keep doing gay shit at Chinese buffet. You're sucking my nipples. Yeah, just emptying the soft serve machine into my own ass. I love that that is an element of Chinese buffet. That was the thing they're playing about on that boy What are these podcast right every joke is just something going in the somebody's ass

So I had to play this ship again so funny. They're talking about how it had book Eathen and Kubia doughboys W ATP wow it all fits together W-A-T-P-W-O-O It all fits together, yeah. It's, it hit for the cycle. It's like, it's like the secret. I'm not really sure I can write a book about podcasting and how it all fits together. Alright, one last clip where they get really nasty

with Hollywood Handbook, because I do like the guys that come down, they do not pull pudges. Fine, my Mal and Hollywood Handbook, how about that? Would that make you feel better? I didn't say fuck Hollywood Handbook. Oh, wow, that's fucked up. You just said it, fuck it. You have a listen to stop my fucking dick Hollywood handbook. There we go That's what I'm looking for. We're like fuck we would suck book. Yeah, how about that? You fucking game other fuckers

Susses suck my dick unless you're actually gay. I didn't mean it as hate speech. Yeah, is that a gay show? Who should be careful? It probably is I don't know I mean they are I'm trying to be in the next Star Wars movie. I can't be seen saying homophobic things. So anyway, I played that because they're funnier than we are talking about. We are right. Like why are we even doing that?

This has already been done. Let's put a link to that podcast. All right, that's all I wanted to talk about with Comtown Boys talking about Highwood Handbook. Just put a link to that podcast. All right. That's all I wanted to talk about with Compton boys talking about highwood handbook. I do have an ISO that I pulled from the other episode of us in 2.51 that I probably have should been hitting all episode long so far. Okay. Is that real or is that like a bit? All right. What else we got guys? We talk about how old their fucking references are. Yep. They make some references on here that are just fucking ancient. We're gonna go to Adam Sandler reference.

They're talking about Adam Sandler's album from like 92 or something. I mean, for you kids out there, there was a time before YouTube where we had to get stoned and listen to Adam Sandler's CDs for entertainment. So be thankful you live in our amazing modern world. Hit number five where they do an impression of Adam Sandler's CD's for entertainment. So be thankful you live in our amazing modern world. Hit number five where they do an impression of Adam Sandler's infamous character.

New England is where Toba the Wily lives. That's right. Welcome to Worcester, Mitch. Do you know him? I want to Worcester many times. I never saw Toba with Wily, my sister went to assumption. $2.85, please. No, great reference.

Yeah, first of all, that reference, not even the people in the fucking room know what the fucking stalker wrote. Right. And he's trying to pull out this impression, hit number six for the real deal. Welcome to Wester, dollar 25, please. Okay. So, and I put that in there just so you can hear how amazing that impression was. Nailed it and also so you can feel bad for anybody who was a teenager in the 90s and

God damn I love that fucking album so much. I listen to that album so many goddamn types that um For me at that age. I let them so much that I actually went to multiple terrible Adam Sandler movies thinking that this guy's funny You're right. It was funny that by water boy. I'm like, okay, this guy's not funny. What am I doing? Yeah, why are we still going to these movies? Yeah, oh yeah, the the talk and go the whole fucking deal. Yeah. Here's the other ancient reference they throw out and this is totally this won't make any sense, but neither is anything else in the show. There's number 18. Oh, okay.

And I've done that with those dealer no deal girls and to be sexist at all I've also done it with two of the original American gladiators Turbo and nitro So American gladiators so first we're talking about dealer no deal which has been off the air ten years Maybe more and then we're gonna talk about the original American gladiators from the fucking 80 What are we talking about here? Well seems like you know No, nothing gross because shit again your point when you know every reference there may Who even knows about this guy is that thing that I know about but

Who even knows about Blair and Mrs. Garrett? Look I limit myself to like three American gladiator jokes a day. And you know what I mean? And we appreciate that, right? Exactly. As your friends, we appreciate that. Once you get past that, it loses, it's a lure. Andy, what do you guys have to do?

I don't know. We really like credit, it's very obvious what the bad things are. I think some of the stuff we haven't gotten to yet, probably the podcast deep dives. Whenever improv guys start talking about, they're improv coaches or other podcasting. And it just becomes a conversation that you're just trying to get out. It's like talking to somebody that you wish

you could get out of that conversation. Yeah, that's a hit show about the business of podcasting. Yeah, wait, is it really? Yeah, you guys might want to take a listen. Is it on earwolf? Yes. Oh, very much so, yeah. And who else at Jeff Ulrich?

That's right. Oh, can we use a little insider take? He used to. Yeah, oh, got it. But then the love dad's schedule got a little, we've got just too grueling. Just insane, yeah. We got it.

Yeah, Keckner was running him ragged. And then it became Adam Sachs. And now I believe Chris Bannon does it from New York. Mm-hmm. That's fun. I don't know if any. I don't know. One thing that we're talking about.

I know a single thing I'm talking about. Oh, did you hear that? That my, my neighbor, Mirios Dodd, it got him overmove. You should have seated. It was as big as a second to we a dollar She's got a giant and you're just like, I gotta go. I can't I can't listen to this anymore Andy I don't want to be braggadocious here, but I listen to more podcasts than most fucking people

So you know what they're talking I know idea what they're talking about exactly I am of anyone who listens to fucking podcasts randomly and for no reason. I'm the fucking guy. I get recommendations from people all day long listening to this show, listening to this show, I do, because I'm an idiot. I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Who is this for?

Who can this possibly be for? It makes it really tough. And listen, I've learned their shows that I've gotten into that I didn't like it first because it does take time to understand the backstory Yes, there are shows that took me a while to figure out but goddamn it They make it so hard to get new people into the show when they do this fucking inside baseball bullshit Then nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. The biggest compliment that Anthony Kumia gave me when I was on a show is he goes every show is a one-off. You can just listen to any show and it doesn't matter. I'm not

talking about well if you guys remember you know my whole thing is my fucking blah blah blah. And we last left our heroes yeah right. The last compliment wasn't about that tongue thing you did on his balls. Well, he appreciated it, but he said I wasn't the best. Go fuck yourself. I have another clip on here that I want to play and because we've been shitting on these guys a bit, this was genuinely funny to me. Okay.

And I'm not being sarcastic here. This was actually a funny bit. That needs a little bit of setup. They're talking about how the Do-Boys have a Patreon. Yes. They started their show after Hollywood Handbook started their show. They haven't been around this long, but they started their Patreon before Hollywood Handbook did.

And they make a ton of money. This guy's equating that to the Hollywood Handbook guys, I don't know, I'm not doing a good job explaining this. Hollywood Hymn book guys are saying, we were the pioneers who started this thing for you, then you guys just fucking latched on. Yeah. And it's if you showed up and you're like,

oh, roads just exist. You didn't have to pave the roads. Yeah. So this guy then equates Patreon to having toll roads. This is the clip that I thought was funny. Born in a different era where you just go like, look at these nice paved roads. I guess they were always like this. Oh yeah. It's like, no, the Hollywood handbook boys were out here.

I guess I'll put up a gate on this road. That's mine. That little coin slot next to it. To the roads and they help with the road. They help those those quarters you toss in, they help pay for the road. Do you want time to come up with this? Like, do you want it? No! No!

No! Because we edit the thing anyway. That was what they should have been doing all along. The guy said something ridiculous and not funny. And he goes, yeah, do you want to take that one back? I mean, I can pull it out and post. Yeah. If you're embarrassed by that. That would have been way funnier if they would have done that more often. Instead, it's like, yeah, he you want to take that one back? I mean, I could pull it out and post. Yeah, if you're embarrassed by that That would have been way funnier if they would have done that more often instead. It's like yeah

He's trying to chase down a snail for a honey. Yeah, okay. I got this one. Let's go Yeah, so yeah, really delicious honey They do they do kind of go back to that a little bit and it is funny They keep trying to like pin down how much Dobois make more than they make. That was a really occurring bit. Yeah and it's funny when it comes up because the doboys were very you know the we felt awkward about talking about it so that that was like the one good thing in over an hour the doboys had to listen to the doboys have six thousand sixty two patrons on

patreon and they talked about the fact that they got to like thirty thousand 6,062 patrons on Patreon. No. And they talked about the fact that they got to like $30,000 a month and then they hid how much money they're making. Because you can decide whether you want to show people how much money you're making or not. So they are embarrassed by the fact that they're making a shit ton of money.

It's amazing. Wow. They're very successful on Patreon. And they did talk about is it 40,000 a month? What are you making? It's 50,000 and I think the guy says you're in the ballpark. Yeah, it's fun. It's funny. That was fun. That was a good thing. I wouldn't recommend that. That was a real thing. I'm so to hear it, but talking about a real thing, it's way more interesting than making up that a fucking duck is the kernel more. All following him in the lake. Well, they talk more about

the finances too. If you hit my 21, all right. From the beginning, we are our Patreon episode or Paywall episode, which is a double. We've always paid our guests for that. And then now for our regular episodes, our free episodes, we pay our guests as well. We started doing that in June of this year. Uh, Cole hostsT-P get a cold beer and a dry handy. That ain't so bad. It's so funny you played that clip. I didn't pull that clip. You got a handy? I didn't pull that clip. But I did want to say that's the exact reason why we don't have a paid job.

I do not want to pay any, I didn't do that. I actually want to take your money. I want to fucking shake you upside down and you'll be in my house. You know, I'm be fucking 52 cents for this fucking time I spent. This is my last one, hit number 22. I'm sure people will unsubscribe after listening to this. Yes, yes, the fucking will. Thank you.

I would hope so. I would hope so. Andy, what else you got, buddy? Yeah, it's kind of like when they were wrapping it up that dude Nick from Doe Boys decides, because like I said, what they you got, buddy? Yeah, mine, it's kind of like when they were wrapping it up that dude Nick from Doe Boys decides, because like I said, what they do is a stick. And it's sort of like a holier than thou, Hollywood, insider stick, and Nick starts doing it at the end.

Well, I know he's already enrolled in Todd Fasson's level one improv class. That's great. That's awesome. And I guess he came in basically already knowing game. Yeah, totally understood game. I heard this is, because I heard he went to Adam McCabe's sketch 101 for a couple weeks. And so then all the basics, right? Political sketch, commercial, pervert.

Exactly, he kind of just got a baseline. And and McCabe was like you should just go straight to 201 like you just like don't show it for the rest of the and and so now he's enrolled in McCabe's 201. I know this is all sarcastic but it's just not funny. Andy I have to be honest with you. I tuned out. I don't even know what to do. I've been on what I was like doing. I'm staring at my beer. I'm like I got other beers in. I'm looking at my beer, I've like fed that with a beer sin. I'm looking around at the computer. But then this is what happened. It fizzles out so hard and there's so many ads that you know how like when you're listening

to a podcast and it one ends and it sometimes it'll just like go into the next one. That's what happened. Like this just like fizzled and then it started playing the next episode and it just, I listened to five minutes of the next one Yes, because I didn't really realize that the other one And did and they introduced their other guests and I was like oh, it's fucking over when did it end? I had to rewind it and it just like it dies it fizzles out like a flat soda and I had a little book on my face Like I just drank a flat diet or in chest

I had no look on my face, like I just drank a flat diet or in chest. I was like, what the fuck is this? This is the run-on sentence of podcasting. They're exactly right. Yeah, this is what it looks like. Why do we still going? What's happening right now? I'm gonna break that down for the next bit

that we're gonna do. Okay, is that real or is that like a fit? Oh, shoot. Should be the name of this podcast, the run-on sentence. Oh, yeah, do we want to get to that part of the shows or anything else We want to play to talk about this. We have a brand new segment on watp. So new Jen from the jingles department hasn't even created a new stinger for this yet. Oh, why do you make one up right now? It's a bad idea

So we're gonna try to come up with alternate names for this podcast that we'll listen to. Yeah. Try to come up with something that's better, a better description of the show. So Hollywood Handbook is what they call it. We've listened to one episode out of 251. And this is the title that we think the show should have.

I'll go first. I would call it room for improvment. Ooh. Ooh. What do you got, what do you got, Crows? Yeah, I just came up with the fucking bullshit nonsense hour. That's the only thing I could take off. And I think that like, it really captures it.

You know what I mean? Okay, I actually thought it should be called the live read show. Yeah, because it's mostly live reads. Andy, what do you got? Smarmed cast? Smarmed cast. Yeah, not that bad. I don't know.

Kalex mod cast. Right. I have one. I call it Walk Softly and carry a big stick. I have bitter failures. This might be the first and last time we do this. It gets worse. What else you got there?

Cardoot sheans. Cardoot sheans? I'll go along with that. And then I had a poop emoji with a frowny face. Oh, okay. Why is the poop emoji smiley? Yeah, why wouldn't there be a sad shit? Yeah, or the angry one?

It's a good point. An angry shit. That's how I felt listening to this. What else you got there, Kroge? Any other names? That's it. Alright right. Then I'll end it with my final title that came up with Stick Afforkin it. This show is sticky. Holy shit. Non-stop fucking nonsense. Wall to wall. All right. Well, that's enough about the Hollywood handbook.

We have other things to discuss on the show as I mentioned earlier. I have a big announcement that I want to make. I have been invited to go on the DIC show tomorrow. I'll be on with DIC master sin. If I can figure out Discord, all of the people who call into a show are on Discord. I have not used this before. I've seen instructions somewhere on the internet. So if I could figure that out, I'll be on the DICK show tomorrow, which I'm very excited about because there couldn't be a better time to be on the DICK show. This guy has pulled off a coup

that is the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed in podcasting feuds. How so? I'm gonna play for you guys. So Dick Master sent us to back up was the co-host of the biggest problem in the universe with Maddox. They had a falling out. They had been feuding.

In fact, Maddox even sued Dick for $20 million. He's got thrown out a court successfully. Unsuccessfully. Thank God. They've been feuding. What Maddox has been doing now is the best debate in the universe which we reviewed a month or so ago. Not a good podcast.

So Maddox doesn't know what you think about marketing. Yeah, more marketing's evil. Maddox puts out episode 113 of the best debate in the universe. And this is how, if you downloaded that show, which I did, this is how the beginning of it sounded. Hey, everybody, this is Dick Masterson. You are listening to an episode of the best debate in the universe, the biggest debate in the universe, whatever the fuck this show is called. I don't know why you're listening to this shit, but you are listening to it. There is nothing wrong with your audio player. I just wanted to talk to you for a quick second before I return you back to your show.

If you missed me and if you ever wonder what happened to the biggest problem in the universe, head on over to thedickshow.com or patreon.com slash the dick show and I'll tell you all about it. I'll tell you about how Maddox threw a gigantic tantrum over an ex-girlfriend and ended what is one of the greatest podcasts the world has ever seen. All right, so this goes out for about three minutes. That's Maddox blocking Dick. No, that's Dick.

That's actually Dick. Oh, okay. Dick was able to hijack the feed, record his own intro. It goes out for three minutes. He explains it. So he goes out and it tells everything that Max has done, tried to sue him, got a stereo spired, goes on and on and on. This is the end of that rant. Oh, yeah. You can also hear about the feed, Maddox stole from the original show and redirected to his new show, which is why I can do this, Maddox, you stupid motherfucker, you incompetent motherfucker, you steal a feed and you don't change the

ownership, you dumb, dumb, bald, fuck, you fucking idiot. Go back to Utah. Go back to Utah or go even further than that, man. You do not belong on this world. You sue happy sack of shit. Come on over to the dickshow.com and talk about it. I'm there. Sean, Sarah, Stereo, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah,

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So what happened in retaliation to this? This was slow played so brilliantly. We're talking about years out. He's had the opportunity to do this all along and he picked this instance to finally just fuck over Maddox. So Maddox had to completely abandon his feed. The syndication that he's using, he had to wipe it off the face of the earth

and start over again. Everything has been started from scratch. So none of his shows have any, he had a re upload, everything will show, put it on a brand new feed, you have to re-subscribe to it. This is the most brilliant thing ever. And I'm super stoked to talk to Dick about this. When that show comes out on Tuesdays, so Tuesday of this week, you should be able to hear WATP on the Dick show. That's going to be a lot of fun. You know OPEERADIO OPEERADIO PODCUS It's time to talk about OPEERADIO Did either of you guys listen to OPEERADIO episode 31? No, not since you fucking tricked me in the listening to it the last time I was out of that You didn't listen to me

I feel bad about that. I feel bad about that, but I had to talk about Stuttering John that week. Crows, did you listen to OP? I couldn't bring myself. I had an online to-do list and I was just like, you know what? After barely making it through this Hollywood and job thing. I thought that I had a lot of hair. All right, well, let's talk about OP.

This show starts off. It's OP with his buddy, Karl Ruiz. And his start start was just OP walking around with his hand-held recorder. Oh great. And he goes back to the building where Sirius XM is. This is a legendary bronch-level recording. Yes.

Although I have to tell you guys something, I was talking about this with Kumiya, the fact that he's using the- Oh, you're a good friend, Anthony Kumiya. Yeah, my buddy, Ann. And I were chatting about this with Kumiya, the fact that he's using the good friend Anthony Cooper. Yeah, my buddy, Anne, and I were chatting about this. Maybe you heard that he's using stereo condenser Mike's on his recorder. And so as he's walking around and moving it around,

the audio goes all over the place. Yeah, it's easy. It's easily fixable in post. Oh, I guess what they did. They finally fucking fixed that in post. I'm hoping that some of my criticism is getting back to the brass at Westwood one They did just have a way better broadcast or come on and explain why it's also shitty like they normally do right exactly So they actually don't have that weird stereo thing going on anymore. Oh bummer. So if anything

We're hoping OP with this fucking job has I don't want this podcast to get better. Or what's happening. Well, it does get better for a lot of reasons. This is OP walking through the lobby of the building a series X7. Now, if you guys know anything about Manhattan, these buildings that exist have sometimes a hundred floors. They're very large buildings.

Series X7 does not own its own building. They have a certain number of floors in a building that is housing many many businesses and Opie being the fucking artist that he is. Walks around the lobby doing this. We're going back into the series X7 building. Used to work here. I used to work here. I used to work here. Well, you're full of the spectrum. I used to work here. I don't know why you think that's funny. It's sad and pathetic. It's like here and somebody drinking and crying over their ex-girlfriend like years later. And Carl was with him going to it. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you yelling this always a voice a reason? You're in a lobby of a building where tons of professionals go to work

every day and you're walking around your handheld recorder yelling I used to work here. Yeah. What is somebody supposed to do come up and be like, I'm sorry, what happened? You're right. What are these things going to happen? It's a headache. What happened? Yeah, you don't. It's a dollar. Yeah, it's a wrong. So as he's hanging out outside or downstairs and just outside of the building, he runs into a guy he used to work with as serious ex-m and starts chatting this guy up.

Demos. Oh shit. He works in serious ex-m. Hey, what's up? What's up? Say hi, man. This is what I do. This is Demos. Hey, man, Demosemos Carl pledged to me. I love this guy

You know we're together from the way beginning way beginning He does a bunch of shifts on all sorts of music channels for serious sex. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, what are you up to? This I know I figured I love that you're out here You know what I've been fired from here to remember it brought me back Yeah, remember I left for like eight, nine years, some of that. So OP, it's like I know this guy. We're buddies. They worked together. He didn't know that he was fired from series as time he was gone for eight or nine years. That's how that's how OP is with empathy. Self-involved. He's so self-involved. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone but Opie. He's like,

hey there's a guy I used to know. What's going on with you? He's like, yeah, you know, I got fired from here too. You did? Oh yeah. I should have fucking know that. And what are you doing? Oh, I'm a borderline panhandling. I'm not wearing that. And then Opie asks, what is definitely the worst question you could have asked based on what the answer is? I call this one oops. What's the word up there about me? Nothing I haven't heard much. I mean I'm just gonna be like a dick, but I'm just telling the truth I haven't heard much No, what's talking about you OP? No one's talking about you. Did she did she mention me? It's so fucking sad and then

This is a track that I just called douche chills. I'm cool, bro. I'm cool That really sounded like chip Chill is chill That was a fucking douche blizzard so the chip show from last week, did you watch it or listen to it? I'm not that current, I'm about five episodes behind. Chip decided, so as you guys know, because you probably listen to my show, won't be one-on-and-bashed. This show?

Yeah, you guys listen to the ATP? Not really, listen to that. Our show. Because listen to our show. Jesus Christ, so much of thing to do today I wanted to go to brunch tomorrow Because you guys listen to our show you probably know that Opie set on a couple of tweets That pissed off both Anthony and Jim Norton right and Jim Norton decided to bash Opie on his serious exam show

Just great, but then he did an entire chip episode just bashing OP. Oh really? It's phenomenal. I can't wait to hear that. OP has caught wind of this stuff. He says this. The haters are already going with your spectrum shit. Now I guess I have autism.

That's the latest. I have autism. So OP says that's the way the haters are saying that I have autism No, not the haters Jim Norton. He said it on his serious like some show I actually said you'd fucking dumb autistic if you'd pay attention That was Jim on the show talking about OP and then Jim playing his chip character and remember that chip is OP Says this I'll say that sure I'm an autistic with Tits.

Someone, did he have an autistic motherfucker? That's what I am. All now. That episode of Chip Chippers and his fucking grades called the destroyer. Okay. Because OP is known as the destroyer. Oh God.

And it is fucking, I like to skip up to that. Yeah, you should hear that. It's definitely worth checking out. I will say that the show is becoming, the OP show is becoming self-aware. It's hard not to when you, if you're on Reddit or if you're looking at Twitter, you would think, especially Karl Ruez, who I do like,

I think the guy's funny. Yeah. Listen to him becoming self-aware. I got this too for us Love podcast. No, they don't they always say they love the noises Yes, Opie your show sounds like fucking garbage Walking around Manhattan and hang out in bars is not a way to fucking podcast and you can tell the Carl's patience is starting to wear thin. They might think that this is a bit or something but I think for real he's starting to hate this guy.

When you do shit like this, I can understand why some people hate you. Why do you think I do it? So he's annoying the shit out of Carl because he's just being a douche on the streets of Manhattan. And he's just like walking up to homeless people and yelling at them and stuff. So Carl says, you know, why do you think people hate you? Which would be funny if you and I,

or you know, one of us said that kind of thing. But there's multiple people who hate OPI. I'm the record. I've gotten personal notes from them about how much they hate OPI. This guy is a hateable prick and girl goes, why do they people hate you? It's like, yeah, people really do fucking hate you, dummy. Get your shit together.

God, this is so... So let me talk to you about OP, calling out homeless people. It just makes, he's just making Carl uncomfortable for real. Because this is not fun for people. Opie is talking to a homeless guy here. Take it out. These people like me, man, because no one else talks.

It gets a friend of guy likes it. I should mention that this goes on for a little bit, so I did a little fast forwarding in the middle. So he says, you know, people like me, no one else talks to them, and I talk to them, and then this happens. Yo bro, there's that energy. Yo bro, you five cats, I can't fucking run.

There you go, he's walking away paranoid. I just want to say hi. All right. Well, we're supposed to go to Westford one. You want to go there? He's scaring away homeless people I thought it was somebody that used to work with running away Is that amazing? Good Lord crying out into the darkness

Hoping for a friend please come talk to me. Please. I was no friends to my friend No, you're just gonna run away all right It actually furthers my epiphany from last week that this is a show for lonely people. Yeah. Opie is a lonely guy. He literally sat on a show. I have friends. Who's ever said that? Who actually has friends? I have to tell people that I have friends. And then Opie, oh, go ahead. No, it's like me smart If you have to tell people no listen to it. I'm really smart These are not things you needed to clear to the world and then Opie again He's not listening to my show and taking good notes because he wants against this

I kind of don't like being here either Because we had good times here. We would do our radio show upstairs, and then we would sit right over there. Remember, we would do another hour for ourselves outside the building. That was fun, right? It was a ball. Do another fucking hour! There with this! Why does he think he's doing an hour?

I don't understand! And it's been years since the breakup, and he's like over there is where we had our first date. We used to walk through that garden, and that's where she told me she was. We had this or so on. She talked about these guys. Exactly right. I'm going to go hang out in front of her apartment building and maybe she'll come down today.

So what like once this ends and we stop recording and we go upstairs. Yeah. Are we doing another hour? I'm going to bring the microphone with me just in case there's some goliens there. Yeah, I'm gonna find for that gold! When we're hanging out, shoot the shit, it's fucking idiot. And then he runs into the naked cowboy because they're in Times Square. And OP is very attracted to the naked cowboy.

I talked about you, I was walking through and I was podcasting and I go, gotta give it to the naked cowboy He's still his body still rocking you Fuck is he talking about? Why is he talking about the naked cowboy's body? Who is this show for all right? I just have a couple more clips to get to So weird so open now He is show is getting better. He has a studio.

This is the episode of episode 31. They go to the Westwood One Building to go up to their studio. Wait, wait, wait. They're podcasting indoors? Indoor's in a studio where there is an background noise and people talking. It's weird concept. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna take him to get used to. It's gonna take some getting used to you

You'll be able to hear what he's saying. You'll actually know that they're not funny or interesting Might throw a mucky wrench into things But this is them they've gotten into the building. They're gonna go up the elevator and I don't remember exactly It was on this clip, but there's this stick between him and Joey the producer who does the shit and post and now they're like talking to him because they know he's gonna chime in anyway whatever I don't know why I clipped this but I think it's funny I'll get the elevator car going up Joey we're hitting the elevators okay thanks for not podcasting the elevator Greg pressure you've done so Joey take it away'll continue from, but we don't, people tell me don't teach it.

I forgot, that's the old radio guy in there. He's standing by. All right, Joey, take it away. He is getting feedback from us. That's a fuck. People are telling me not to teach shit. That was the first thing I said when we did OP radio at our show, is that he's still teasing shit

as if it's a fucking radio show. This is driving me insane right now, because he had access to a professional recording studio all along and he refused to fucking use it. That's like going outside and pushing your car down the street and I'm walking there going, hey Carl, I got the keys right here, you could just get in and drive it. No, I'm gonna push it. I'm gonna push it up the sale, that's fine. What the fuck?

This guy's an idiot. That is insane. So they push it up the sale. That's fine. What the fuck? This guy's an idiot. That is insane. So they get up to the studio. This brand new studio that Westwood One is created for them and OP is a fucking liar. And I'll explain why after this clip. But this is the first time in a studio that is dedicated to me and Carl and our gang.

This was like kind of just empty space here at Westwood One on 42nd Street in Manhattan and they built this out for us. What do you think, Carl? Boo. Why? We're in a cubicle, huh? You like this room.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Here I was, boys, goes, yeah, that's pretty cool. That's a fucking towel right there. If I was playing poker with this guy, that's pretty good. I love it by hands, great. I love it by handscreen. Yeah, I like my chance with my pocket ace. I'm gonna go out with my two-shot.

Exactly. So this is the fucking guy. I would listen to him when he was on serious ex-sem. He would complain about their studio non-stop. Management needs to get us a new studio. I fucking hate this place. Meanwhile, they had 12 flat screen TVs in the round. It was a beautiful immaculate studio. He would bitch about it and not stop. Now that he's at Westwood one making

17 cents a day. He's in there and he's going this is pretty nice right? And Crow was like, we're in a fucking cubicle asshole. It's not a nice setup. This is a big step down from what you had. He's just as a fucking liar, but you know what? Okay, is that real or is that like a bit? Who knows? I'm pretty sure that's all I need to say about the OP show this week, our buddy Chris tried to listen to it, I was talking to him last night.

Because I wasn't the first 10 minutes, I can't listen to the show, it's literally auditable. It's OP show. Let's talk about iTunes. Sure. All right. Right. We got some new reviews. We got a review from Speed E at August 16th. horrendous one star. Such Anthony fanboy might just want to get on your knees and blow him. What a loser along a wine with Jen. Whoa! Why is Jen getting shrank off of this?

I have the loser. Jen taking his. Oh, I thought he meant you were gonna blow Jen. Hi, Mike. I don't see why I wouldn't. Somebody saw our picture on Twitter and commented that she was a skinny Lisa lobe. She looked like a skinny Lisa lobe. Is Lisa lobe fat? No. I thought that was funny skinny Lisa lobe. She looked like a skinny Lisa lobe.

Is Lisa lobe fat? No. I thought that was funny. Lisa lobe is great. She's so good. I said I'm convincing, Wade. All right. And then Nate Zombie 2013 on August 16th said,

trash one star. Their logo says it all, trash. All right. You could have done better. I feel like you could have done better. Bob Holmes said, douche chills. What an amazing disaster this program is. Sinicism overflows on this sad mess,

subscribe to enhance my depression. Thanks, five stars. Yeah. Now you're getting it, stars. Oh this one if you heard me earlier really focused on the word literally this one is literally the best five stars that he writes Ryan writes literally the best podcast you can find if you're looking for something from a guy who literally has no idea what the word literally means. If you had a bell and made it go off every time this

kid says literally you'd be arrested for a noise violation for seven minutes of one episode. It's literally the most annoying game you'll ever hear your life. All right. All right. Is that five stars? That was a five star. Terrible, terrible, disgusting, listening to this podcast reminds me of one of my Puerto Rican step uncle touched me while my aunt was on vacation in Rancana Ma back in 87 except I don't get to finish. Five stars. Wow. Not worth listening to hot takes from zeros.

Two stars. Two stars? Two stars. Alright, fair. Host opinions on humor are pretty unoriginal. This is something I'd imagine a fast food restaurant manager would listen to and LOL in real life. We are big with Burger King Night Managers, by the way. This is true, that's mostly our fan base. Yeah, I mean, we did get a 5-star review from Jizz Jizzerson, which I just want to point out.

I'm pretty proud of that. There's been a lot of positive activity, but we're still getting shit out of quite a bit of shit. Sure, it's inevitable. 289 one star reviews. You know what? That's from the last time you told me how many one stars there were. That's not that many more. That's not that many more.

It's just... It's turning around. Yeah, it's a suck art.'s a surprise. Turn this ship around right into a nice bird. Thanks a lot, Carl. All right, guys. We've done it all here. What did we do? We talked about the Hollywood hand job podcast. Yes, there you go. Right. We talked about dope boys. Yep. We were visited Comtown Anthony Kumio was brought up a couple of times The Dixho news Dixho dick master sin with a huge move. Oh, he still sucks. Oh, he's not very good apparently So and I tune tasteless you know what that means it's time for The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. You guys familiar with this part of the show? Oh yeah.

Not really. No. You want to explain to Kroge what this part of the show is and why we do it? Yeah, that would be like if I snuck over and I whispered in your ear, hey Kroge, I'm gonna blow you later. And I blew you later. Oh. You know, telling you that would be the teaser. Now you're speaking in terms I can understand.

That's actually the best explanation we've ever had on this show. Here is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. Enough of this. You can make it feel like you're talking each person individually. Right, yeah. Enough of this. You can make it feel like you're talking each person individually.

Right. Sort of like when I was a teacher's aid at vacation Bible school for many years in a row, which I is confusing on a lot of levels I know. But anyway, we learned that Jesus loves each of you more than the other. Wait, what? Yeah. Exactly. Find that whole ambrosia is confusing, right? It's a brain puzzle.

Each one, each person out there is a universe of their own ambrosia. They're your little ambrosia. Mm-hmm. You recognize that voice crush, you know what we're doing here? I feel like you should know who this is. Now?

Come here on the spot. Now? This is a podcast called Alison Rosen, is your new best friend. Oh! Wow. We're gonna be listening to an episode called Alison's eyebrow, Daniel's shame face,

eating songbirds from August 15th, 2018. Oh my God. Richard Delaane Monks sent this in as a suggestion. We've gotten this suggested to us multiple times. Why do we know who that is? Because she was the news woman on the Adam Corolla show We've gotten this suggested to us multiple times. We know who that is. Because she was the newswoman on the Adam Krola show about five years ago. Oh, yeah.

And she was there for a couple years. She was there for many years, then she was fired. And her oftentimes her lead news story would be her menstruation cycle or something at her dog ate that morning. Like, oh god, it was just non-stop, nothingness. But yes, I was like, she's doing great. So, Alison Rosen is your new best friend as a podcast that has been around for a very long time.

Yeah, she does, I think, two shows a week. This episode is a Thursday show, which I believe the Thursday shows are her with her cast of character. Oh, her husband's on the show and some of their friends hang out. And you have a look at your face and you just fucking ate the worst tasty food. She just eats a shot of a dine. Yeah, it's the audible version of that.

God damn it. Way back in the day when Kevin and I started this show I said we need to do some of the connects the shows together We should tease what we're gonna do for the next week's people know that oh there's gonna be another show next week We got something else going on. This has never worked out every time I tease the show next week I was just like oh, I don't want to hear this This sounds like fucking shit This this whole teaser thing is a big fucking problem for me. It takes a lot of fucking time, figured out what show we're gonna do, and then pulling a clip together and teasing it, and it's a zero good for me.

No one's ever said, I gotta listen to the next week's show. That sounds like a fucking winner. There's always terrible. No, come on. Should I abandon this along with our alternate base for the podcast segment? What I'd represent do not abandon it. I do like as somebody that listened to the show before I got to be on the show. I did enjoy the teaser.

So keep up the bad work. Keep up the bad work. All right. Kroge, Andy, it's been a lot of fun. Thank you both for coming over. Thank you for listening to a shitty podcast Sharing your thoughts on it. Anything you need to plug. Uh, I'm gonna go Steal your favorite t-shirt and jam it on your toilet and plug that perfect. There you go

I'll be drinking on a park ventilator come by and throw me a couple quarters or something. All right. alright you have my zoom h4 and recorder so you can podcast from that park that I'm gonna yell at some pigeons and tape that it will be a great segment for you a show that I did not do is will be literally doing a podcast from a park bench in Manhattan oh god and talking about what he did that yes shut up what bird was behind him fucking chirping that's what saddled men do and nobody wants to hang out with them. That's a podcast now. Andy, did you hear what you just said? I know! You just described, you just described Opie perfect. But what we've been saying all along and he's actually doing it.

So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Starting in the most piss of morning radio. Get out and show these folks right now. You're not carrots, Matt. What's wrong with that, how do you touch that? It puts that out there in the wall. You could be out there forever. All of them's back. None of it's good.

There were no laughs! We are not! I'm sorry. You get the shit and get the fuck. Oh, that's me! I, you know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. I'm a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, on the couch. Suck, shock, hold the finger. Slaping bags and touching their full skin. Carl and Kevin. You know what we were talking about last night going back to some some old jingles. Yeah, the Kevin's funny voices Jango It sounds like a gay porn out here. The, uh, we're talking about it because Chris asked,

where did you get that? There have been no laughs, none. I go, that was the, the little dude, the big old and Duke show. And that was an episode where one of the guys wasn't on there and they're having equipment problems. And the guy says,

you know, let's also be here making with the Waka Waka. And I can't even do my job. And that was just like one of the fucking stupidest things I've ever heard of in my life. Funky Baron, notoriously bad comedian. Right. I'm supposed to be as good as Funky Baron, Waka Waka. So that's how that one made it into that jingle.

I love that. It sounds like a gay porno here. That's so funny to see. I always get confused. Does he say it sounds like an edad? Say it sounds like. Before if he said it smells like a gay porn that would be a funnier joke. It all works. But whatever. Culber Commander could say whatever he wants. I mean, I don't even had up a fucking terrorist organization. So who am I to say? Who do you need a judge? What he can and cannot do. Yeah, you know what I didn't get the place today and I was going

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