Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep118 - Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend

Episode Date: August 26, 2018

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War these podcasts they do a show about shows. It's hilarious the shows hilarious W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that successfully ended the reign of terror that was not another nerdy podcast. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week is Doug from the Who's Right Podcasts. Welcome, Doug. Hello, sir. I got a quick question before we get gone. There was a voice there at the beginning of your intros. Yeah. Who's voices that? You know what I don't even remember anymore.

I was someone famous who liked our show, but that was so long ago now, I just leave it on the board, I don't know why. Seriously, who was it? That's Anthony Cuvia. Anthony talked about your show? It's hilarious, the show is hilarious. According to Anthony Cuvia, the show is hilarious,

the show is hilarious. I am surprised that you haven't talked about that more. Having somebody of his caliber talk about your show. You think they should bring it up? Go fuck yourself. I'd like to remind our listeners, you can visit us on who are these.com. We was a voice mail, 585-612-1388, email the show,

w-a-t-p-show at gmail.com. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and iTunes, feel free to shit all over us when you actually write the review, but just give it five stars. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called, Ellison Rosen is your new best friend. This was a suggestion that came in from Richard Mugs. Doug and I have both listened to the show separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. We're gonna get right into it, but I do want to mention that

after we talk about Alison Rosen, we do have an update on Rich Voss' show, My wife hates me, and of course we will be dropping in on Opie. So, stick around for all of that fun and excitement. Doug, Alison Rosen is your new best friend. This is a show hosted by Alison Rosen, her husband, Daniel Quance, this other guy Jeff Fox is on the show and then they had these two comedian guests, Danielle Radford and Renee Culver. This is not a show for you and I. No, it is not.

I hate this show. They don't make it for us. I think I hate it more than any other podcast you've had me listen to. What? Yes. Do we listen to it? We listen to a three hour show about how the earth is flat. Are you fucking kidding me?

This was a horrible show. It was a show. It was like sign fell without any comedy. It was just about nothing. It just went on and on and on. Interrupted with shitty reads of products that nobody's gonna buy. Hold on a second. Did you look at their about page on their website?

I did. Okay. I was wondering why you said that because I have this pulled up. I was going to mention this where Ellison Rosen says on her about page that their Thursday shows because they do Mondays and Thursdays. Thursdays feature a panel and has been referred to by fans as the

SignFeld of podcasts. Oh, I didn't get that from that. Oh, listen to this. Listen to this. She says that this show is referred to as the SignFeld of podcasts and that it's a podcast about nothing. That's not why SignFeld was a great show because it was about nothing, it was great because it was funny. So when I said I read about the about thing, it was about that episode of the podcast. Oh no, no, I'm talking about the about page on her website. I thought I came up with a great jab and that's how she's promoting a fucking show. Fucking reference is sign found. One of the greatest comedians of all time. Yeah, we're like sign found.

No, you're not like sign found. Let me play the clip. This sums up the show for me, and this just goes, this proves it for, for a dog in myself. This is not the type of shit that we want to listen to. No one knows all 50 states. Yeah, there's a song.

Only geniuses know that. No, I think only geniuses know all the capitals. The capitals are tough. Yeah, unless there's a song about that. And then, okay, we're on to you. But yeah. There's gotta be some kind of there's 50 of them not sure no yeah 50 nifty united states from the 13 original colonies shout them shout them tell all about them one by one till you've given a name to every state that's in the USA. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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So we have a Patreon on our show. All right, okay. So we're getting paid to talk. I think that makes me a professional broadcast. Doesn't there need to be some type of threshold of dollars, a dollar amount that makes you like almost be part professionals, but not really. This is an example, and this is what sets us apart from the pros in this world. This is Elson Rosen doing a segue into a live read. But you know what Marvel fans are the same way?

It's just like the DC stuff, so much of it isn't even, but it gets more criticism. But if you say anything about a Marvel movie, they will for sure come at you. Yeah, yeah, well, I was gonna know all about that. Well, what I was gonna say is that this makes me sweat. Uh-oh.

It makes me nervous and it makes me sweat. And you know what, I think if you are having that problem, you know what, this is a bad way to get into this. I want to tell you about an aluminum-free deodorant that has changed the game. It's Coupari. Wow, yeah, that's surprising. That's funny. That reminds me of we have merch.com where if you're looking for a podcast I have to stop you right now. Is this all you're doing at my show? It's just plugging yourself. Is this what your bits gonna be this week? You're the worst person. I'm sorry, you were saying we have merch stock out.

That's as far as I thought the plug-in. So, as Alison Rose and his tried to transition, before they were doing that, they were talking about, it was this long rambling boring conversation about how all of the superheroes and Star Wars universes becoming politically correct, and there's all these racists and assholes out there who don't like the character Rose from last Jedi.

And so this is what this one woman is talking about with all of these people who are hating on this. And some people I know have gotten death threats for saying they didn't like suicide squad. Wow. Yeah, like credible death threat. All right, so here's my question to you, Doug. Bullshit. Yeah. Like credible death threats. All right, so here's my question to you, Doug. Bullshit.

Yeah. Incredible. What constitutes a credible death threat? So I have, I have been in a position in my life where I had a very large man pointing a gun at my forehead. That seems like a death threat. I felt that that was a credible death threat. Yes.

All right, I'm really glad to get your perspective on this because Doug, you and I made jokes that people didn't find all that funny on a specific episode that we did together. Is this the episode that shall not be named? Is that what you there was there's that episode? Yes. And and I received death threats from people. I don't know if you did as well. I know that people were going after you pretty hard. And to that. Because of jokes that we made trying to be entertaining. And I never once thought it was a credible death threat.

I didn't go running to my, oh my God, they're gonna kill me. They're gonna come and kill me. It's like these are fucking people on the internet. These are, these are even real people. You know, I didn't even correlate to that, that we were victims of toxic fandom. Yes It's exactly right So I just thought that was funny a credible death threat. I mean, I'm glad that you have a little bit of perspective on this that there are

actual things that happen in real life IRL that Would be a credible death threat. Getting a tweet is not one of those things. Someone DMing you. Does that constitute a credible death threat? Is there varying degrees of online death threats? Like if a tweet is it more or less severe than a DM as far as death threats go.

Oh, yeah, definitely. I think if somebody goes on a sub-rata and just tags you in a death threat, it's not as bad but they message you directly in a rata. Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. What are we talking about? I don't know. All right, go ahead. I do want to talk about Alison Rosen, professional broadcaster.

Listen to how she comes out of the show intro. She is shot out of a fucking cannon. I'll sing, I'll sing, I'll sing, I'll sing to you, that's friend. Hello, my little pineapple ambrosia. It's me, Alison. Welcome to another Thursday show. That Carbo Hydrate was sent in on Patreon, Patreon.com slash out. Patreon, where you go for all sorts of fun stuff. show that Carpohydrate was sent in on Patreon Patreon.com slash out.

She has some rows in where you go for all sorts of fun stuff behind the scenes, content, extra pictures, bonus episodes, live stream, et cetera. I mean, Doug, I like cocaine as much as the next guy, but Jesus fucking Christ. Did you, did you follow up and see how many patrons she has on Patreon? No, I didn't. What's the $591? Wow. Can I think she goes all the way up to $500 tier, I think?

What? She's over $500? No, $1000 tier. No. Official product mention and placement on the show. That's insane. Oh, so it's advertising. Yeah, $500 will get you a piece of artwork

if you're interested in that. You can get $200 to get you a private phone call. Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck. So this, again, I mentioned this about the OP show that is for lonely people. She has also found this niche audience that is lonely people, right?

Because that's really what it is. It's like you're just sitting, you're not even part of the conversation. You're sitting close to people having a conversation about nothing. So yeah, yeah, that's what it is, lonely people. But, and it's even called is your new best friend because you don't have friends.

So now you can listen to the show and she'll be your friend. But I didn't realize that you could then pay her to call you and leave you a voicemail. What's, how much is it for a text? I got somebody burned in the hole in my pocket here, Doc. I want to get a text from Alison Rosen. Jesus Christ. Can I tell you the thing now, I didn't get a chance to do as much research

and clip-point as I would have liked to have this week. There is a show, somebody sent me a note and turned me on to a podcast called Best Friends Fan Cast. Are you familiar with this? This I am not heard of. There is a fan show that reviews every Alison Rose in episode and fucking kidding. There's this episode number 120 covers the two episodes from the week the Monday

show and the Thursday show. It's an hour and 48 minutes long. So you have to spend four hours with Alison Rosen and her fucking dummy circle of dummies. And then you go out for another two hours you spend listening to some fucking idiots talk about their show. The internet fucking sucks, man. This is not what we intended. Right.

The whole time I was sitting there thinking or listening to this show, I was thinking, this is why not everybody should be allowed to have a podcast. Right. So she, she, as far as I can tell, she doesn't have any talent. I read that she was a writer and she was on the, Adam Corolla show or whatever. But she puts out this show twice a week about nothing, and there's a bunch of people that want to listen to this. It's fucking mind blowing.

Paid to listen to this. Paid to talk to her on the fucking phone. What the fuck does that? Doug, I can't even figure out. I thought I understood what podcasts were and what quality podcasts were, over shitty podcasts. I'm getting notes from people who are telling me I didn't get how he would handbook. These are fucking assholes who are so unfunny that apparently they're funny. I don't

know. I live in a world where you have to be funny in order to be funny. These guys are talking about like, oh the guy's not here because he's chasing a snail for a funny. And I supposed to think that's a hilarious bit. I don't even understand the fucking internet anymore. Yeah, I blame it on Trump. This is all Trump's fault. Actually, the reason why Twitter isn't funny anymore is Trump's fault, that is true. I have a little montage here, Eclipse,

where one of the comedians on the show actually tells a joke that's decent and then they ruin the fuck out of it by explaining the joke. You know when you're in a podcast, Doug, you do a podcast. I do. One of the best things you can do is if somebody does get a good quip out there, is it just back up and explain why that was a pretty funny joke. In case somebody didn't get it. So not only do you have to explain, there's a best to explain the punch line and how you came to it. Right. You regurgitate the first,

the three minutes previous to that, how you, read the story to lead you to where you wanted to end up. Yeah. So listen to how this unfolds. The words don't go that direction. They don't. They don't. And I think my favorite part is as you're trying to figure it out,

you are doing the people's eyebrow. Oh yeah, I have one eyebrow. It just does that. It's like I don't understand and then all of a sudden I feel like I'm smelling what you're cooking. That's a reference. For Allison, you didn't know that did he? I don't know when anyone's talking about

but I'm going with it. I... So Doug, I thought that was a decent joke. She says, for a second there, I thought I could smell what you were cooking because her eyebrow raises. I don't know if you watched wrestling in the late 90s or 2000s. I did. So I...

I picked up on the reference when it happened. Right. But more importantly, so I would, at best, call that a decent reference that happened on the quake. Sure, but that's how bad this show is. That's the best joke. That was the best joke in the entire show. And Alison's giggling along,

even though she doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, because it's just like, everything's fine. We're just having fun, everyone's fun. So they keep talking for a little bit, and then they have to circle back around for some reason and go back and further explain why this was a joke. Okay, now what did you say,

what reference was it, Daniel? Oh, Daniel was making a rock reference, you know, the Dwayne, the rock Johnson. Oh. So when he was a wrestler, he would do the eyebrow, it was called the People's Eye. Okay, yeah, so when he would make a point or something would perplex him, he would do the eyebrow. was called the people's eye. Okay. Yeah. So when he would make a point or something would

perplex him, he would do the eyebrow. And so, same with you, something is you're making a point. Yeah. And just like, I know. I was like, out. Holy shit. That poor woman has to explain. I mean, everything you just said, Doug, she has to go through it. Say, all right. So what would happen is, you know, he would have a match coming up at the Royal Rumble and he would come out and explain why he was the bus wrestler in this match so what would he would do like okay whatever but it doesn't add fucking there dog you would think that it

would add there like okay let's move on this is dumb nope let's keep fucking another round and this is Alice and just perpetuating this. But Daniel, when you said it was a rock reference, I'm like, but I know music. Oh, it's you. So, first, the date Matthew's band. And then, you know, rock. Also, Daniel, when you said the people's eyebrow,

it made me think of, I guess there's a show on Bravo called the People's Couch. Who? Fucking cares! What ever, what are we talking about? Can you imagine, so if you're sitting at a restaurant and there's a table of fucking assholes talking loud enough that you can hear their conversation.

And this is what you're listening to that you would just get up and move tables. Of course, these people are insufferable. And there's people that are paying for this. Now, the only part that I might want to pay for, I'm sure you'll get to it, but when I think it was the fat one when she got hit by a bus,

I could live this with that. Okay, so I do have a clip out here that I call Proof There Is A God. And then I did that thing, I think I mentioned it last time where I hit have a clip out here that I call proof there is a God. Um, and then I did that thing. I think I mentioned it last time where I hit by a bus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes. So this woman is, you know, she, she's probably a couple LBs higher than she should be,

right? And she describes how she got hit by a bus. And it sounds like it was a pretty traumatic incident in her life. I'm going to play a clip about that. But before I do that, I want to talk about an email that we received last night from Katherine. Katherine, the subject of this email is rude. And she says, your podcast is rude.

Please don't make it anymore. Your whole conceit is based upon being a bully. I think she might concept. Your whole concept is based upon being a bully. Why are you like this? Thank you, Katherine. So Katherine, I wrote her back. I said thanks for the note.

I'll make sure to read down the show. And Katherine, this clip is for you. And so I was crossing the street and a bus made, I wouldn't it was my light obviously because the bus was making a left turn and they made that left turn into the right side of my body. And they were like, and I woke up and I gutter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, dude, no fucking way. You know that when she was telling that story, I was just interficking fuck, I hope the bus is okay. Oh fuck.

Then the other guy, I didn't clip this, the other guy said he's been hit by cars twice. These people are fucking retarded Talk how many cars have you been hit by that would be none car Let me do I think that's the average Holy shit, and these are adults. We're not talking about before they learn to look both ways We're talking about adults getting hit by fucking vehicles So what what I thought was interesting about it was her logic leading up to whatever. You know, so she said, I was crossing and obviously it was my light

because I got hit with there's no obvious anything. You got hit by a fucking bus. The only thing that's obvious is you weren't watching where you were fucking walking. Yeah, bosses are hard to miss. Busses might be the hardest vehicle to miss. And she's hard to miss. I don't understand how any of this fucking shit happened. It's all very confusing. This is the content that people want.

Nope, you're wrong. Look it up. I also pulled this ISO, which I think makes a lot of sense for most of the stories people go into on this show. I think this will be interesting. Nope. And then right into, fuck, what was there? About 20 minutes or so of the different types of hair texture.

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah. I got a clip on that. This is dummy talking about hair types. And she obviously has no idea what she's talking about. Was this dummy one or dummy two? This is dummy two. Um, when you get to see, see hair, that's usually when you start getting into like black

hair. See hair. See hair. I'm sorry, I just heard that for the first time. I went back out of the cliff here. That goes from, um, oh, how did those go? So there's three C, which I have some three C hair where it's got like those perfect ringlets.

And so then when you get to, oh, sorry, no, that's where it gets to A. You get to that hair and those different types. It seems to me like you're the expert, Mark. She has no idea what she's talking about, Necklace. I think that bus did a lot more damage than what she's willing to accept. Oh, I know it for your listeners, you're, they're probably thinking like, how can they get through this so quick? I think we won't have been talking for about a minute.

But there, there's no quality or content to this show. There was nothing there. It's an hour and 50 minutes or so. I listened to it all the way through which wasn't easy and then this morning What I do is I go back and I listen to it again and I pulled clips as I listen I couldn't get through it I had other shit to do I had every intact because so normally when I come on here I don't have any clips prepared most of the times I don't even make it through the shows you want me to listen to the words it through the shows you want me to listen to. You're the worst. Um, big, big Toddcaster, I'm lucky to have you, I guess. When, when you asked me to come on for, for this episode, I'm like, you know what, I'm going to take it seriously this time, I'm going to listen to it, and then I'm going

to go back and pull the clip. Nope, I'm out. Fuck it. Yeah, it's tough, man. It gets harder and harder, especially when the type of content that they have is this type of shit. Yeah, just like a lot of different things and Excuse me, I just broke into the microphone. I have a lady. I'm super dope. But you did it in a very lady-like way. This is a show that welcomes that sort of thing. Oh my god.

There we are. Oh my god. This dude is fucking corny. Yeah, this guy, Daniel, This dude is fucking corny. Yeah, this guy, Daniel, Alison's husband, is such a fucking corn ball. There is a specific clip that made me lose all respect for this guy. This is her, one of the women talking about how she's styling her hair. Your hair, and we are to compliment your outfits,

so your hair is extra bouncy. Are these the straightening iron curls? The straightening iron curls. Yes. Listen, I saw a guy at the mall curl hair with straightening iron. I'm like, I can do it. And then about three months later, I figured it out. But now it's super easy.

It's just like a wrist technique. Yep. Yeah, it's just a half turn, right? Just swirl it around. Doug, have you ever had a conversation with a woman? Were you trying to figure out how they got their hairstyle that way? Oh, is it the wrist technique? How did you do that? The fuck is this guy talking about?

I think the only conversation I've ever had with anybody about a growing iron was, I thought it was a sex toy, and I'm like, don't that burn when it goes in or something? I don't know. What do you do with that? I think that would burn. I think that would be a problem. So they say, they woman burps and then Daniel burps. It's like, oh, it's all good.

And this reminds Alison of a super boring thing that happened between her and her husband that is about farting. I just, I'm sorry to interrupt this, but I just remembered what happened this morning. It was our marriage has reached a new high. Oh, all right. We're listening. I felt a kind of intimacy that I thought might have left our relationship. I'm taking a picture of Daniel right now because I feel like y'all don't understand what

happening. Who started? I think I used it. You're the start. I farted and then Daniel looked at me and went Like a real fart and then I went oh, yeah, and then I farted and then he farted and then I didn't have any left You can't start that and not be willing to finish it. I Hate these people these people are hateable All right. That's it. They talk about this fart contest and like everything on this show, dog,

you can't just move on to the next topic. Everything has to be beaten to the ground. So they go on and on. Hey, don't mind your show or their show. Their show. So they go on and on. And I wanna they're sure. They're sure. So they go out and out. And I want to move on, dog. I want to move on.

But I have to play this next clip because they keep talking about how hilarious it is. So now they're talking about how you guys should renew your vows with this fart contest. Because that is the logical, if you're, I mean, you and I don't have comedic minds, but But if we did that would be where our heads would go to like oh you guys did a fart contest now all right Here's the clip. This is hilarious hilarious joke. Is it time to renew your balance with this? We have been married four years

Okay, all right Long long hard years we can do it at five maybe Okay, all right. You're gonna have long, long, hard years. We can do it at five maybe. I think so, that's because time. Exactly, and then just Alice practice. I know. I know. I know.

Till death do you fart. Boom. Fucking nailed it. Be more funny. Fucking nailed it. Yeah, that is the comedy of this show. You're hanging out with boring people who have no comedic instinct whatsoever. Yeah, and they think that they're edgy. You know what?

We talked about farting. Yeah, we've been married four years and now we're farting in front of each other. Yeah. If you're not shitting on each other's chest by now, you don't stand a fucking chance. Right. What are we even talking about? Obviously they're not German. Speaking of that, there is talk about Alison asks, one of the most terrible questions that's ever been asked on a podcast. Danielle, tell us about this dog you found love with. Tell us about this dog you found love with.

What a fucking boring question. So now, Danielle starts talking about this dog and she doesn't enjoy cleaning up shit, okay? That's the part that she doesn't like. Listen to this weird drop that comes in in the middle of this conversation. I assume if I ever have a child, I will love my child enough

that I will take care of that part. Oh, you mean literal shit? Yeah, I mean literal shit. And so I would take her from fuck. Oh, crap chat. Hey. Doug, did you think up on that? Was it crap cat?

Oh, crap chat. Crap chat. I got it. Crap chat? I mean, they can say, Oh, crap chat. They have a drop prepared for any time they talk about scat apparently.

Oh, wow. I, I'm not being sarcastic. I listened to that 80 times. I could not figure out what they were saying. That's a terrible drop. The mix is wrong. It's not fun or funny. It's in the middle of the conversation as they're still talking.

I'm pretty sure all these things are put in in post because nobody reacts to these drops. But I don't, I don't know. Do you think that if there is that much post production going on that they leave all this shit in their own purpose then? Because I took this to be just one long conversation. It is, there's no editing.

That's a good question. I was picture in a producer of some sorts run in the laptop that had these drops that tried to put them in as they were talking because they're not they're not timed in a way that made me jump to the conclusion that somebody put them in afterwards. Well, I don't have the clip, but later in the show, they start talking about eating bugs. And because I think she's saying that, you know, certain percentage of the food that we eat and peanut butter and stuff, there's bugs in it. And the one person says,

well, I've eaten bugs on purpose, I've eaten crickets, and then the cricket noise comes in, and they don't react to it, and I doubt that they're that quick on the board. Maybe they are. Maybe they have someone who's a board opposite who's doing that, but it'd be surprising to me. See, that they put it in in posts,

which means somebody actually spent an hour and 50 minutes, let this fucking show over again and still decided to put it out online for everyone to hear. And we yeah, go how much would it take? So let's say that you you lose your job. Yeah. Almost have money. Yeah. And they come to you and say, listen, we want you to edit this podcast.

Here's five episodes and we need them back in two days. Please edit them, clean them up and put some drops in. So that's 10 hours worth of listening to these fucktards talk. How much would you have to charge to get through that? Doug, I would do that, I would do that pro bono. And I'll tell you why. That would be the greatest assignment I ever received.

I would put in, you know, some Easter eggs in there. And I'd bury them so deep that they would never hear them. They would just start getting weird tweets. How come in hour three? You just started using the Edward over and over again. You know, Allison's like in these tweets, like I don't remember using the Edward seven times. I don't know, you must have been listening to my show.

Ha, ha, ha. I like the way you think. That would be fun. I would love to edit the show. I was talking to Emily Prokop from the story behind podcasts. We got together in New York. That's what she does for a living is edit podcasts. Other people send them her their show and she edits them for them.

Yeah, John over at Brandex does the same thing as well. Really? And that's how he makes a living now? I don't know that he's making a living doing it and I don't want to speak on what he would do in financial. I just know that he edits a lot of podcasts for people. Can we give John or Emily's card to Rich and Bonnie? There's people out there who can edit your podcast.

All right, before I get into that, I do wanna talk about some of the riveting conversation that goes on during Alice and Rose and her new best friend. This is Alice and talking about exercising. In my heyday of exercising, I would ride the bike for an hour. And then after I had Elliot, I would ride it for between 40 and 50 minutes.

And now I'm in the 30 to 40, but here's the thing. It is eight something a clock right now I'm in the 30 to 40, but here's the thing. It is Something a clock right now. I Road the bike at 12 something and I've been winded ever since. Yeah, I don't think that's good. I don't know what this means Boring you're boring everybody. Quit boring everyone There's just a whole genre of podcasts and I don't understand dog We got to stop doing these style shows where whereas just people sitting around talking about nothing. Yeah, even the, what was the one that we did together

and it was like a serial type show? It was like, something about a supermarket or some shit. You remember? Yes, that was the show that I had to take down because we pissed a lot of people off. What was that one called? Some about a demonic Walmart. Yeah, something marked, Helmart. That's what it was. Yeah, welcome to Helmart or Helmart shopper or something like that. So we didn't care for the show, but we both invalid the fact that this guy put in a lot of time and effort into

doing voices that didn't match the characters as well as writing that nobody wanted to listen to. But the production was amazing, though. It was a great production on that show. So at least then there was an end goal. I mean, he was trying to entertain. These people aren't even trying to entertain. They're just recording themselves, having a conversation.

And then apparently somebody put some drops in and they call it a show. That's just so frustrating about it. When Alice in herself is saying it's been called the Sign Founder podcast, are you not understanding that what they would do is they would come out with a promise that everyone can relate to. They put it out there in plain terms and then they'd always wrap it up with a ball at the end of the episode. It was brilliant the way that those episodes had act one, two, and three, and everything

was tied up with a ball at the end. It pisses me off to no fucking ad. Hey, we're also excited about it. It's about nothing. That's not the point! That was never the point! I'm side-bound, you fucking dumb assholes! She's this Christ.

Okay, so now I want to go all the way back to the beginning of the show. I've been listening to you quite some time. Yeah. And I've heard you raise your voice a little bit. Sorry. I don't know that I've ever heard what just came out of you. I know, I got upset. I apologize.

So I said I would listen to all the other shows before this one and you jumped on my throat. Really? And now you, it sounded like that like that was on the verge of having a credible death threat. That in their world, that was a credible death. They're going to listen to WTP and try to get me taken off in the fucking internet. There's this bit that Allison does, like that transition,

professional broadcast or Carl from WATV. Now you just got to try to sell me something in the same breath. There's a bit they do that Alison's been doing since back on the Animal Corolla show days called Just Me or Everyone. And this is where she relates to the listeners by saying something that bothers her and she wants to know if everyone's like this. There's even a theme song for it. There's a little stinger.

Um, let's teach just me or everyone. Sometimes I wonder all something I have thought or done is it just me or everyone? Scoop, doop. All right. Wow, this show is just not for us. Okay, so that's the intro to this bit.

And now they asked, they read questions that came in from listeners. And this is the most annoying type of listener right here. They ask a question that they know for a fact these people have familiarity with this topic. They, it's a cause for them. It's so obvious that they're like, well, if I write this, I'll definitely, my question will be read on the show. Misa Evan says, I silently but viciously judge people who let their dogs off leash in

situations where it is clearly unsafe to do so. I also feel like I should speak up in case they don't see the dangers that I do. Oh yeah, well, even when it is clearly unsafe to do so. I also feel like I should speak up in case they don't see the dangers that I do. Oh yeah, well, even when it is safe for them to do so, I get pissed. This is like Daniel and my head cause. So Doug, you're probably not familiar with this. I am because I used to listen to her when she was on an antichrome a few years back. They had a dog that was attacked by a dog that wasn't on a leash that died. So that was well known then? This is well known, this is well documented. She was like crying on the show about it. And that was a show people actually listen to the end of the show.

So everybody knows this story. I got to tell you this reminds me of I was listening to Howard Stern last week. I don't know why, I apologize for that in advance, but a caller calls in and says, hey Howard, you ever think about doing an animated series that documents your life in high school? And gotta bless him, Howard goes, are you just trying to get me to talk about something? I've talked about this ad nauseam.

We had a whole show, we created episodes, it wasn't good enough, we never aired it. Like, why would you ask that question? You're just, you're an asshole. This person is an asshole that they have to write in and say, you know, I don't know how you guys feel about this, but when I see a dog that's on the leash, it bumps me out. Yeah, no shit.

Carl, I don't know how you feel about this, but there was this autistic girl that was kidnapped and raped. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was, I don't know what you're talking about. Very well. I do have the clip where they talk about how their dog was attacked and did not make it. So our first dog got attacked by an awfully stog and did not make it. Yeah. Jesus, Gilbert. Is it appropriate? Not appropriate.

Not appropriate. Not appropriate. Anyway, Doug, I'm glad that you and I are on the same page with this show. It's not fun to listen to. It's not for us. I don't know why people enjoy shows like this, boring people, talking about nothing. There's no agenda. You don't even hear a paper being picked up. You know, I was on, I don't know if you know this, but I was on the Anthony Kubia show. Have I

brought that up yet? Have I brought that up? Anthony Kubia is a professional. He has papers in front of him with different topics he wants to talk about and related YouTube videos. And some type of prep work that went into what's the show gonna be today? These assholes come over to someone's house and just shoot the shit for two hours and then I got, that's a podcast. Wait, I'm talking about who's right.

I'm sorry, let's get back to Allison or Allison. Yeah, there are plenty of people that can get together and just shoot the shit and be interesting for people to listen to Yeah, these people are not them Correct the people that you want to listen to talk are people who are in I don't know intelligence agencies in the government who know about Area 51 or I don't know comedians who are funny There are people that I would listen to just talk.

These people are the furthest from that. They're just boring people. Yeah, I don't know if you have any more to talk about with these guys, but that's probably a pretty good chance to segue into Ridge Vos. Let's segue into Ridge Vos, because as you know, I now have a phone number people can call and leave me voicemails.

There's this guy, Cassius, and Cassius, I do want to acknowledge your voicemails. It's almost like listening to another whole podcast now, because I just get hours and hours of voicemail messages. But anyway, I do want to play this. My buddy, Cassius, was talking about the, my wife hates me podcast and how it has changed since we reviewed their show. I a carl. Cassius and Brooklyn. I think you maybe even at least temporarily you have to start doing also a thing about rich and Bonnie's podcast, because it's been so totally hilarious

to see them try to, you know, how they react to your critique. You know, it's obvious they were, they had the wind knocked out of them. That's why there wasn't an episode there like a whole week. And then they think they're going to solve all their problems by going and they went and did the episode at Bobby Kelly's studio. It's like the Ryan Cast studio itself where Bobby Kelly was there working as an engineer at gas. And it's like no, Jack.

The critique wasn't just that there were technical problems. They could still do it from your house, but you just have to figure out how to rich has to stop drinking and swallowing so much and chewing on the mic and you need some kind of screen or something like that. Believe it or not I did edit that down quite a bit. God I was just going to ask you if you're just trying to fill time at this point. I know. Gaseous, I love you, bad. Keep calling into the show. We do appreciate your input. So with that said, I listened to two episodes ago.

I played on last week that they went into the studio and I played, I think, a clip from that about how they're all excited. They were in the studio now, as if that was going to solve the problems. Well, the the studio now, as if that was gonna solve the problems. Well, the episode for that, they're back in their living room. Doug, have you listened to the show at all?

Yeah, I went back and listened to the latest episode. I believe it was. The latest, okay. I do have a clip on that, but the one before that, now they've been told their show's not very good, and all the reasons why it's not very good. Rich got very butthurt about it.

He wanted other people's shows and talked about it quite a bit. Then they decided, okay, we're going to step it up. We got guests. We're in the studio. Now they're back. It's just the two of them again sitting in the living room. And you can tell that it's just not working. Here is them talking about how they're going to step it up. Well, I'm supposed to do a read today, aren't I? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So where's the algorithm and get it in a minute? You can pause it now, you know how, right? No, I'm not fucking around with that. You've been watching this for the last week. I don't know if it worked. Well, how do you know?

I'm sure I have the read on my phone. Well's take at least five minutes to find it. This is I'm sure why people just love our podcast. No, we're stepping it up. Are we? It doesn't feel like it. No, we're talking. We're coming up with stories. We're stepping it up this week because we're talking and as opposed to the dead silence from last time. Oh, I would I would love dead silence That'd be sweet relief on this fucking show They talk about how I have a library that to go grab it. Can you pause the show? No, I don't know how to pause it We're not deal we're not dealing with that. Yeah, like, wait, wait, what? No, Doug, you and I both do podcasts. You don't even have to pause it.

You could, it would be, it would be, take out posts. The middle of their show and left it in. Yeah, you did do that. That was, that was not a good move. That was so fucking boring. Anyway, you could take it out and post. You don't have to even pause it.

There's so many things that you can do. It shows that these two have no idea how to create a podcast. And that was Rich's whole thing. We've done over 300 episodes. You've learned nothing in 300 episodes. You don't even know how to fucking pause the show and start it up again.

But here is an example of them stepping it up because it's so important. You know, they don't acknowledge our show and that we reviewed their show obviously, which is probably a good move. But they do keep talking about, this is why people don't acknowledge our show and that we reviewed their show obviously, which is probably a good move. But they do keep talking about, this is why people don't like us, we're gonna step it up,

which is obviously all a response to WATP. There's no read on this. Let me see. Keep talking about your dad's birthday. The birthday party. I don't know it. You know we threw a party my sister planned it all. What is it? Is it the brook thing? I don't know. Go it's on your phone do you have the attachment on your phone? Go get your phone I'll do some plugs while you go get your phone. All right.

Uh, that's actual audio from a podcast that they put out after hearing our podcasts about why their podcast sucks. They've learned nothing. I've been doing a little bit of, I don't want to call research, but just trying to get ready for, for today. Yeah. And one of the things that I picked up on is that Rich hates the fact that you

talked about his show. Yes. But outwardly says he doesn't care what you think about his show. But you know that you're in his head. Well, I know he's, I mean, it's had because he's so defensive. Listen to this clip right here. This is them on their own show and listen to his posture is so defensive now. You know, we're trying not to make this sale. We're trying to up our game. Why would you say that on your show? Instead of saying we're tried to up our game, just up your game. Just don't be still.

It's so weird. Would you ever say that on your show, Doug? Why you probably was. Yeah, I don't. Apparently you haven't listened to that. I have, I know. You do. You do break down the fourth walk quite a bit.

I just don't understand it. This guy's going, yeah, you know, we're trying to do a better job. We're trying to make the show better. Just make the show better. Here is an example of what I'll call low energy boss. I disagree to agree. What's something you've been angry about lately?

What have I been angry about? I don't know, I'm asking. I'm trying to get some energy going here. I actually going. I stay up all night, and then I get up early in the morning, and I go play golf. Then I come home and I get the podcast going,

and then I say to myself, when I'm, Bonnie says, oh, you don't have any energy or anything. I go, oh, I'm exhausted. I'm so tired. So Bonnie, in this episode, just starts getting so annoyed. And this might be sick. This might be part of what they do. But I truly believe that she's sick of the shit because she's the the one who has to sit through these podcasts that are so fucking boring. She even says at one point, she's not even listening to Rich anymore because he's so fucking boring.

You know what I mean? I've stopped listening to you so long ago. You know what I mean? No, I don't care. And then Bonnie gives out what I call bad advice. And listen, pretend we're not on the podcast. No, pretend you are at a pocket, pretend you're doing a show. The entire show sounds like they're pretending they're not on a podcast. Oh, how long has he been doing comedy? Oh, rich boss, been doing comedy. I remember seeing him on, what was that HBO show

back in the 90s? You know what I'm talking about? It was like Russell Simmons, death comedy jam. Death comedy jam. Yeah. I remember seeing Rich Boss on death comedy jam back in the 90s. And he killed it. He was able to go into a hostile environment and win everybody over. So that's, that's what I was, that's what I was thinking is, is,

so I'm a fan of standup comedy. And the name Rich Boss is synonymous with standup comedy. You know that he is a funny person. Hell yeah, decades, for decades. I don't understand. So to me, this all is like wrapped up in like tears of a clown. So Rich Boss in real life is a pathetic human being that nobody wants to listen to.

When he takes the time to write out jokes and all that shit, he's funny. Correct. But just listening to interacting with him on a daily basis sounds like misery. There are comedians who can put together a set. I can be very funny. Jim Gaffigan is an example of this. You ever hear Jim Gaffigan on a radio show or a talk show? He's boring as fuck. He has nothing to say, but he's a hilarious standup.

Rich Boss is the same way. I don't find anything this guy talks about, interesting. You give it, put a mic in front of him, and for an hour he rambles on about, jack shit. Even Bonnie doesn't understand why anyone would listen to the show. I was taking my daughter to... This, this, I mean, those of you still listening, God bless you. I don't know if I could.

Honestly, I, what? I'm not sure I understand what we're doing here. We're just telling people what we've, but what you've, you're, you're telling people what you purchased in the last week. And I have to give Bonnie a lot of credit. Rich starts going off on some fucking tangent. And Bonnie explains why it's not funny and how we could have been funny. This is a marriage podcast. It's not a science podcast. It's not a

technology podcast. We're not talking about Apple products, we're not talking about astrophysics. Okay, that's what we love about things. We're not talking about it. It's a rule of three in comedy, the last one is supposed to be funny, but you're just doing many, many things with no comedy or... Check out the big brain on Brad. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right

So Bonnie in this episode just wins me over and After this clip right here, I will tell you that she is invited to co-host WATP Anytime open invitation. I can't believe that someone would think that this is interesting to anyone else believe that someone would think that this is interesting to anyone else. This wouldn't even pass for fucking conversation at a wedding. At your father's ideas, people would be like, what the fuck is he talking about? Get him away from me. And yet you're like, you know what? We'd love to monetize this podcast. So here I'm going to make a big push and talk about my trip to calls. And not only am I going to talk about my trip to calls. And not only am I gonna talk about my trip to calls, but I'm gonna make it more boring

than it actually even was when I was there. Buddy, bravo. She is more brutal than you. I know, she actually is doing a better job reviewing their show than I did. And she lays out so many drops. I'm gonna play you a bunch of ISOs. I think that she might take over my board

more so than Michael Rappaport at this point. Listen to this shit. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Or this drop, which is would be appropriate for a lot of shows we review. What is this garbage?

How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. It was amazing. She went off on this rant. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit It was amazing. We went off on this rant and I do believe it was pretty genuine. I could be wrong But she's talking about all just boss just having diarrhea of the mouth and all the problems with that fucking cares Brilliant isos So this isn't part of the stick from earlier when I was Pretending to try to plug everything. There's actually a point to this. Okay, guys

So I had a brief interaction with Rich boss on Twitter this last week. Okay, what started out with John from Brandax If you if any of your listeners know him he took a jab at rich boss The Philly,enatic, yes. Right. Rich boss came back at him. Um, and then, uh, the we had, by the way, is that all John does is just stir shit on Twitter. Do you have anything better to do with this time? It's a lot of time on their talk and shit and they're complaining about getting blocked.

Right. Like, he's such the douche anyway? And he's like 50 and he's still, you know, take it, but anyway, whatever you're, you're real in here. Sorry. So we have Merch, said, made a brief comment to Rich Boss. And Rich Boss came back with,

you're lucky that I'm spending time talking to you, but here I'm gonna address what you said. And it was some about who is Rich Boss? It was hashtag who is Rich Boss? And so anyway, Rich Boss blocked him and all that, but it leads me all the way back around to, I think that Rich Boss thinks that he is so interesting, that people just want, people

are lucky to listen to him talk. Oh, definitely. That's why he puts his podcast out. He thinks that people want to hear talk about buying a new coffee maker or the coffee maker that he takes to hotels. Yes. This is why it was so offensive to him when he heard our show. He's like, who the fuck does this guy think he is?

This is what's wrong with the internet. People think they can just come on and just, and these nobodies can just come on and critique you. Who gives them the fucking right? I gotta tell you, Doug, I have a local disc jacket here in Rochester, brother, wheeze. So pissed off of me right now. He wants to do, so through the proxy of Vinnie Paulino,

who has a good relationship with the guy. He's he wants to do a podcast with the three of us, me, Vinnie and brother, wee's because he's so pissed off the shit I said about him, about OP and he don't he wants to know where he thinks I get off making these comments. Dummy just because you have a fucking name doesn't mean you're the only opinion that anyone's allowed to hear. That's how the world works. And guess what with the internet? Everyone can say anything they want.

And if they're right, people latch onto it. If I was talking about my ass, this wouldn't be a thing. No, it would be talking about it. I must be odd to something. The great part about it is that every show that you review and they find out about it or is included, takes your feedback and tries to improve. I mean, you're doing a service. I'm doing God's work for sure.

You are. This is Bonnie on a rant that I really, really appreciate. She's so fucking annoyed with Voss. And again, I know people are gonna be like, Carl, you're an idiot, this is all stick. Maybe it is, but I enjoyed this and appreciated it. And by the way, later on this episode, Bonnie does say, I wanna quit this podcast.

I don't know why we do it anymore. And I believe that's genuine, because it is a terrible fucking show that's unlistenable. But halfway through, I just go, ah, I can't fucking take it. He's telling a two hour story about calls. fucking show that's unlistenable. But halfway through I just go, while we're doing it. That seems interesting to people. Again, Bonnie, let's do a show together. Anytime you want, I pulled a couple of ISOs out of that clip that I'll definitely be using

in the future. Ah! I can't fucking take it! And, and this one. It's boring as shit. Bony. How many times have you been- How many times have you been- How many times have you been- How many times have you been- How many times have you been crossing this podcast if you listen to? My wife hates me. Yeah, just two.

Two and a half, three. Okay, so what I was curious about is if all that screaming and shit has been going on in my entire time. It might be because that is the stick is that Bonnie's always fight up with Rich and maybe that's just what they do. But her critique of Rich is spot on.

And I don't know who would be listening to this and enjoying it. If that's what their whole thing is, is that this guy tells boring stories and then she freaks out about it. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. So does he have like an underbiter,

an overbiter, loose false teeth, or something? There's something going on. It's so disgusting to listen to. Yeah, there was one of the clips that he was, when he was saying something, it made me like shiver. It was so gross sounding. And I think there was an SNNH in there somewhere, but it came out.

There's an SNNH in everything he says. He puts it in regardless. I had multiple people tell me they couldn't even listen to a review of my wife hates me because every time I play a clip by that guy, it's just disgusting. And then he does live reads, listen to this live read. This is one of the greatest things you'll ever hear. You know how when you get an out on the how many sponsors you guys have on who's right, but when you do a live read, you have the text, you have the copy,

and then there'll be things in parentheses to let you know, kind of directionally what you should be doing. You're not supposed to read the things that are in parentheses, but boss doesn't know any better. He's a fucking idiot. No, no, no person, no doctor visits, none of that.

It's getting in a reaction without dysfunction. Whatever. Call to action. So just try it. Try it. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage.

Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. Call the caratage. You picked up on it, yes. So I do have this zoomed in. Just listen to this part. It's amazing. Whatever. Call to action.

So that's not part of the copy. You fucking retired. Call to action. So I have to assume that it's spelled ACTISHUN. Call to action. There's a lot of S, H is in there. For some reason.

Like, gross. I went back and looked at some of his old YouTube videos and there's, you can actually pick up on that, whatever that noise is, whatever's going on. I think it's been there for a while. It's just not as bad as, I think he needs to get a cheaper mic, something that's not gonna pick up all the sound. That's not a bad idea.

Somebody sent me a note and said that he choose nicotine gum. He's been doing it for decades. I guess he's an ex-smoker who's taken out a different habit that's disgusting. So maybe there's just a big, wotic, gumminous mouth at all times. I don't know. It's just not fun to listen to. It's not pleasant. So you heard that Bonnie's gripes with this guy is that he's low energy.

He performs comedy at night, gets up early, goes golfing, by the time he's running the podcast, he's out of it. So of course the next episode after that Rich is now a shot of a cannon to start the episode. after that. Rich is now a shot of a cannon to start the episode. Okay, testing one, two, test we're going. We're moving forward. We're gonna just when I have energy because I'm so tired that I'm getting my second wind. So is that the one you said to you, Doug? The one that you played before is the one I was. Okay, good. Okay, cool. Yeah, that was the one I was going to all the way through. I was new a lot of the next episode, and it's interesting because he tries to start off

with all this energy, and I'm going to be different. I'm making the show better. And then 20 minutes in, he's just back to his old self-telling boring stories, having no fucking presence on the mic. It's an unlistenable show. And honestly, I hate that we're going back and revisiting my way it hates me

because I like to just review a show and then move on. I'm not trying to be a troll in a past, but the fact that they've respotted it the way that they have I had to address. I just had to address it, it's too funny. And you know the bad part is that, and I referenced this, somebody that's been in comedy as long as he has. Right.

The amount of stories that he has that he could tell. And if he was to just open up with a real story and only put out like a 20 minute episode of something that happened 10 years ago at some club and fucking Topeka or whatever, who gets a fuck. It could be interesting. Well, Bonnie too, Bonnie gets a fuck? It could be interesting. Well, Bonnie too, Bonnie's a standup who tours all over.

They could have interesting conversations around this shit. That's how I was pointing out the last time. Most people who travel for a living have interesting anecdotes. I would prefer it if he was to write down his stories and somebody else reads him so I wouldn't hear that shit. But that's a good point. I'd rather hear Stephen Hawkins fucking

I say that wrong Stephen Hawking. Yeah, whatever. I know what you're man. You know, I'm man. All right. We've talked about Alison Rosen We've talked about rich boss. We've talked about Bonnie McFarland So you know what that means it's time for Opie radio All right, I'm not gonna do a lot here Doug. We've already been running along. I just want to play something that is Fucking amazing and I don't say that lightly is fucking amazing and I don't say that lightly. Thankfully, because now I'm the person who puts out OP segments, I get people

who listen to a show and send me notes about it. I would not probably have found this or figured this out. When OP put out a recent episode, he wanted some post-production done for an ad read that never got done and Westwood won as a company, put out a podcast where he's interviewing nobody. This is amazing because you think about all the production around this guy's show and he's constantly like the producer and post is going in and saying this and this and this and this, you know, well documented on this show what they're doing.

And then somehow they let this go out on the internet. Hey, friends, we're here with Heidi King, Deputy Administrator of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Nitsa is working hard to change habits and save lives. Heidi, tell us about the National Campaign, Drive Sober, or Get Pulled Over. How big of a problem is drunk driving? Heidi, we hear a lot about drunk driving, but with so many states legalizing, this is unbelievable. The problem of driving wild drug impaired.

Is the problem getting worse? All right. So I don't want to play the whole thing. Jesus. Unbelievable. Is the problem getting worse? All right, so I don't want to play the whole thing. Jesus Christ. Unbelievable. This was for a minute and a half him talking to nobody and trying to sound sincere in this conversation. This is such old radio shit, where it's like, okay, I need you to do this live read. You're gonna be talking to this woman Heidi as if she's actually on the show and she called in, but we'll just do it in polls. Don't worry about it.

It's unbelievable that went out. I do have the actual read in what it was supposed to be. Hey, friends, we're here with Heidi King, deputy administrator of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Knitza is working hard to change habits and save lives. Heidi, tell us about the National Campaign, drive sober or get pulled over. I'm not sure what you need me to explain about this, seems pretty fucking straightforward. Cospole people over who do things that are illegal, are you slow or something? How big of a problem is drunk driving?

Well, the murder of heart disease, cancer, the AIDS epidemic and climate change, I would say it's rather insignificant. Heidi, we hear a lot about drunk driving, but with so many states legalizing marijuana use, tell us about the problem of driving while drug impaired. Now that is a problem. These assholes go 36 miles per hour on the expressway. This need to play out Dr. Dre's songs. The worst part of this story is you're cute and suffering. It's 1993. Is the problem getting worse? If you're referring to your podcast, the answer is yes. What are the consequences of receiving a DUI?

Mostly street cred anacolates from your buddies What can people do to stay safe during the Labor Day holiday period? I don't know where a condom Well, thank you Heidi for more info about the drive sober or get pulled. All right. So that's what it was supposed to be That's just amazing and you don't have to say about that to be that that's just amazing and you don't have to say about that. Yeah! Doug! Yes sir!

Still with me buddy? Yeah! Doug joins us from the Who's Right Podcast. We appreciate you coming on here. If people don't know about Who's Right, let me learn you something. Check out Who's Right with Doug and Anthony. We got it. Just days before an SUV carrying a family of a plummeted from a cliff in Northern California.

This is something I can rally around. You know, because I am anti-dead hooker. I am. Me too. If I like my hookers a lot. That sounds weird, doesn't it? I don't want to edit this. If you want to edit this shit, then go ahead. But there's just take out the shit that will get me fired. If I were to say that word, that would be what our podcast would be known for.

We've been doing this for 70 episodes. That'd be it. Our we are racist. And you would be dragged right down with me. We are. I would be there fighting the power, man. I would prove the critics wrong and catch the jungle fever. From that logic, if you follow that out, I can make fun of of many Lehandic cat people all I want as long as I don't call them a certain word. Right. That's not the. Oh, right. That's not the lesson that I would teach my kids. Just don't make fun of mentally and it kept people. I think you pretty much got the From your wrong everybody sing this song Talking on over and over And that was right Alright, Doug, putting together a promo.

Hey, I appreciate you playing that. That is a huge surprise to me. Yeah, right, exactly. I put that together for you. I hope you don't mind. So Doug, is that a promo you put together for WATP or is that one that you have in the can? That is one that I made about a month ago.

Sweet. It reminds me of something that I need to do. I've been getting multiple podcasts reaching out to me and saying, hey, we'd love to have you on our show and you can shoot on our show, on our show. And I'd love to do that. I don't have time. I spend too much time on this stupid show.

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do a quick read that any podcasters, go ahead and grab this, put this on your show, and pretend that I was on your show, and that I did this just for you guys, okay? You got that? Here to say the premise. Very brilliant. All right, here we go.

Hi, this is Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. I think that most podcasts suck. But you know what show doesn't suck? This is where you insert the name of your podcast. I think it's terrific, especially when they're being so unfunny, that it's really funny. Get it? It's a snail that makes honey, get it?

Ha ha, love you guys. All right, so anyway, anyone can grab that clip and now you'll have Carl from WATP endorsing your show I think you're getting ready to wrap up, but there is I think you missed a segment. Oh Really you think there's a segment you think it might be like Oh What's the segment of this thing moneyate show titles. Oh, thank you.

Fuck, I did miss a segment. And because you did such a brilliant job of transitioning to my wife hates me, I forgot we have a brand new segment on the show where we try to come up with alternate titles for the podcast review. So the podcast is called, Alison Rosen is your new best friend.

And I've put together a few titles I think would be more appropriate Dog I assume that you you have as well. I Scratched a couple down while we were sitting here talking, but they're probably not funny. Okay. I'll go first here I have a brand new earwolf show called why did this get made? All right, well, I guess we'll give mine a try. It can't be that bad. Okay. I Know Adam Corolla. Yep, that's a good one. Here's what I have for you. Allison Rosen is your new best friend the podcast that puts you to sleep All right, my friends are boring as fuck. Okay, that kind of goes along with my last one here. I call it Info Snores.

That's the winner, you saved the best for last. All right, thank you for reminding me. And now it's time for... Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roach Alright, this is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week on WATP. And here is a clip from said show. It's episode 81. It's episode 81. It's episode 81.

It's episode 81. We did it, folks. And you know what I do? Now I do this thing. That's a bro's do now I do this thing that the bros do I Do this Sometimes I do a few tap tap you know what I mean and I have the fire Tattoo so I'll go tap and then I go and it pisses my friends off so much but I don't give a fuck dude

We're live on my app We're live on my app. We're live on my app. And you can be live on my app and Listen and watch the podcast first. It's okay if it happens. The dog's throwing up. One fire's dog is throwing the fuck up Straight up came over and just throwing up. Why do dogs throw up so much? Hey dogs, stop eating all of this shit around. All right, so that is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing. Any idea what that is, Doug? Fuck, something that I don't want to be involved in. Oh, good news. You

will be happy. This is a show called Congratulations with Kristalia. And this is a show called, congratulations with Kristalia. And this is a suggestion that came in from GY. We're listening to episode number 81, I'm me from August 13, 2018. Do you know who Kristalia is? I was just gonna say I would like to recant. Whoever you have lined up for next week, and you drop, or do you drop?

You want him? Why, what's your experience with Chris? I am an avid non-fan and my daughter is a huge fan. Really? Okay. Interesting. I don't like him or dislike him. I know that he was out of sitcom with Whitney Cummings that was unwatchable.

That's kind of all I know about the guy. What was it called undatable? Is that what it was? It was unwatchable. It was what it was called. No, what was that? I don't even know what that show was called. I think it was called undatable.

Okay. Fuck, I don't know. Who gives a fuck? You would know. You're probably pretending that, oh, my daughter puts on the DVR. Yeah, that's why we have all the episodes. This new kid's on the block poster hanging up and here's my daughter puts on the DVR. Yeah, that, that's why we have all the episodes. This new kid's on the block poster hanging up and here's my daughter's, I don't know why it's

in my work room, whatever, it's not a big deal. I really don't know a lot about this guy. We've gotten this suggestion to come in. I've been hearing some rumblings about this show. I don't know if it's any good or not, did your daughter listen to his podcast? No, she, she thinks all podcasts suck. She, wow, wow.

She's out, she's out of something there. You, uh, raised a smart one. Yeah. Well, Doug, I want to thank you again for coming on the show, doing, uh, some prep work. It's, it's some of good work. I came, I came more loaded than I had the last couple times. I had some, you listen to, to say you listen to multiple podcasts.

I made you listen to multiple shitty podcasts, which I might not even put this online. Just making you listen to shitty podcasts. You mother fuck. I feel like my job here is done. That would be that would be brilliant. That was my whole goal all along from two and a half years ago. It's just to troll you. I get you to waste your time.

So I got to ask this. And I don't even feel bad about not pulling clips anymore because I don't. My opinion is it doesn't really add value because you pull the clips and then it gives instead of me trying to force you to play something. Who are you, Kevin? I know. I do, I will tell you that last week we had two co-hosts on both Kroj and Andy and they

didn't get to a lot of their clips because we all had the same clips. So you do have a point there. I do pull too many clips as it is. And not only that, I know that when you ask me to come on, you know I'm not going to pull any clips which means that you have to pull even many clips as it is. And not only that, I know that when you ask me to come on, you know I'm not going to pull any clips, which means that you have to pull even more clips. So the trolls on you, fucker. Alright, please join us again next week, because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the must-piss. Of morning radio. Hey, now to show these cold, right now. Okay, is that real or is that like a fit?

All of the fad, none of it's good. There's been no laughs! Maybe I'm not. You. Alright. I'm ready. I don't know. I You know who are these podcasts I don't know I don't get it makes no sense Yeah, so dog I guess you didn't know this but Anthony Cumia is a fan of WATP. He once said, he once said,

hilarious, the show's hilarious. It's hilarious, the show's hilarious. It's hilarious, the show's hilarious. Oh, sorry, I just wanted to make sure you caught that. You know what, I didn't mention on the show today, Doug, and I just realized this now. I have too much to get to you these days. I teased last week that I was gonna be a guest

on the dick show, and then DICKton, I got bumped. Is that a big show or something? It is. Oh, okay. And he did not get to me. He had so much to talk about that he did not get to me. He did send me a tweet apologizing and hopefully we'll get it. Is he from that world as well?

No, he's from a whole different world. He's the guy from that Maddox show that we did, the best debate in the universe, him and Maddox did a show together. Oh, okay. But he had a website called menorbetterthanwomen.com, and then he wrote a book called menorbetterthanwomen, and then he was on Dr. Phil's show,

because he was a misogynist to things that menor better than women, which is a bit in a character that he does, but Dr. Phil fell for it. So he's an interesting dude. He's pretty fun. I think you dig him.