Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep120 - Liquor License

Episode Date: September 9, 2018

This week we listen to a show hosted by two guys recording in their bathroom using a Mister Microphone. Sound quality aside, we get to learn very important things like who each host drafted on their fantasy football teams. To our international listeners, we're as bored as you are. Chris joins the show to bring his unique energy and to discuss the latest from Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane. We also check in with our friends Carl and Opie to learn about Carly's new crushy-poo. Don't even ask.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Who are these partners? W-A-T-P CHEERING AND APPLAUSE W-A-T-P-N-W-A-T-P. Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. It's the show that Anthony Cumie at once said is hilarious and we've been insufferable ever since. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week is the Fireball Chris.

I'm back to the show Chris bringing energy I like to remind our listeners you can visit us at who are these comm leaves a voice mail 5 8 5 6 1 2 13 88 email the show w atp show at gmail.com Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes But then in the comments section should all over us, we do have some new reviews to read later on. That will be a segment. Before that, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Likker Waisens.

This was a suggestion that came in from Christian Luke and Tom, we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. I do want to just tease real quick that later in the show, it's the return of OP radio. We have a new OP segment. Got away from it for a couple of weeks there. And also, Chris and I will be revisiting my wife hates me because we just cannot resist. I can't. We just can't resist. I'm too much fun. Hooked. But before we do that, liquor license with

host, Criter and Brandon. And this is a podcast that's poorly produced, not well thought out, really boring, hard to listen to. I think you missed the layers here. Oh my God. Did I miss it? Well, the backup you were on the Anthony Cumius show? Oh, fuck you, fuck you, Doug. Sorry.

What on earth are you talking about that? I Sorry. What on ever talk about that? I know. It's no worthy. One of the things that these guys do on their show is they start a conversation with the worst thing you could possibly start a conversation with. You get our draft yesterday? Yes, we do. They're fantasy football. Oh no, are they going to talk about their fantasy football draft?

I sure it should help not because that's the most boring thing you could talk about with people is your fantasy fucking football team and or the draft that you did with your buddies. Not only are you correct, but you brought in the right slash wrong guy. Yes, very little about football is very little about it. I mean, two fantasy football weeks, do I ever talk about that? No. Because why would anyone give a shit?

That was, you're in zero fantasy football. Two things, yeah that's true. Two things these guys talked about. There was oral sex and fantasy football. I didn't even know about either of them from them. Well, I do want to get into blow job talking in a minute, but while we're talking about fantasy football, I didn't even know about either of them from them. Well, I do want to get into blowjob talking in a minute, but while we're talking about fantasy football, so they start off that conversation and then they do the thing that is the dumbest thing you can possibly do.

Yahoo, and maybe some other websites when you do your fantasy draft, it gives you these reviews of your draft afterwards. I'll take your word for it. Which are like a robot writing it. It's based on however they rank the players and then that looks at your team and then a robot determines how good you did in the draft. It's ridiculous.

Why anyone would take any of that seriously or even waste their time reading it is crazy. Oh, and alone read it out there, podcast. That's what he's reading. He's reading the robot telling him how good it was The rap yeah, listen to us although they selected Tenth overall the critters came through with a great direct day Performance they stocked up on pass catching weapons early using three of their first five selections to pick up White receivers in conjunction with the drafting strategy the critters ended up with the top 10

of white receivers in the league. In the motherfucking league. Oh, fucking cares! Thank you, Bonnie. If critter and Brandon were my best friends in the world, I wouldn't want to have this conversation. Right. I'd go, no, no, no, no, no, stop it.

Stop it. I don't care what Yahoo says. I don't care how good they think your draft picks were. I don't fucking, how could you possibly care about that? Here's more fantasy football talk and the other thing that people really enjoy conversationally is when you go through all the players on your team.

That's what I wanna know is, well, so wait, how many wide receivers do you have and which wide receivers do you have? And which wide receivers do you have? So, okay, I'll go through my line real quick, real most quick. And you just tell me who you wouldn't have taken. Okay. How about that? And I'll do the same thing with you.

All right, Tom Brady, yeah, Jubri's, you know, Melvin Gordon. Think about it, would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? It's boring as shit. I don't know if they're proud of themselves because they drafted fantasy football players. Can I just ask you this? We all do it.

Green in every department. Yes. Do you think they know anything about football? Yeah. Judging by what? I think they know things about the NFL. They seem to be like- It sounded like Fred or did.

They seem to know who the players are and they have opinions about who's gonna be good and whatnot. As far as talking about the NFL, they had some knowledge, they actually go through. Second half of the show is them predicting every playoff team. I noticed.

And then specific matchups that are going to happen right I believe this is them talking about Specifically who's gonna play in the playoffs and then who's gonna win those games now? We're talking about seven months from now. They're just predicting that this might happen like okay Yeah, okay, so I got Ravens at no, no, Steelers at Ravens. Okay and Ravens winning got text I got Browns at Texas Texas women Okay So then in Basically the divisional round I have Jags at Patriots amazing

I myself should be writing this down when I supposed to do it this information These are two no-bodies telling me who they think's gonna be in the NFL playoffs? playoffs? Oh my God. Why would I care about that? Getting back to the fantasy real quick. Actually, my fantasy is that we'd ever

had a listen to the show. Yeah, I do. Get him back to fantasy football. This is them talking about how they were rated and that Yahoo said that they were rated second and third in their league and they come to this amazing inclusion. So we predicted second and third. So we technically could play each other in championship. I don't think he understands what the word technically means. The fact that they're in the same fantasy league means they

technically could play each other in the playoffs. I literally get that. Or the championship. We were ranked second to third, so we could technically play each other. Yes, technically you could. But this was that clip I just played. I want to point out was after they went through every player on both of their rosters, every single one. Oh, that was there for it.

And then they talked about whether that was a good player or not. Now, here's another thing that you might not know because you don't play fantasy football but the rest of the world does. The guys that you draft are all good players. That's how that works. So they're like, hey, I got Doug Baldwin. He's pretty good.

Yeah, no shit, he's pretty good. He's good enough to be drafted on your fantasy team. That's how fantasy football works. So fantasy you're saying is the key word here. It's made up bullshit. I almost said the G word. I have to address this. I have to address this.

I got an email from Casey who's giving me constructive criticism. And I really appreciate it. He says, I'm using the word garbage way too much. And it's becoming, it's a crutch word, he says. And as much as I make fun of every other show for having these crutch words and using words over and over again, it's good that he pointed this out. I was actually having the conversation

with Jen from the Jinguist Department the night before about how aware I am of how people talk now, because all I do is pick it apart, listen for it. I only co-host once a quarter, I would say. And that's too much. And it listened to you every week. I mean, you're my friend.

We're in a band together. This is like a thing I'm slightly a part of, and I listen to you guys every week. It's made me hyper-aware. Right. this is like a thing that I'm slightly a part of and I listen to you guys every week. It's made me hyper-aware of using crutch words and in between nonsense, saying things like, I'm not gonna lie to you. Right. Why would I?

Yeah, when do I? You're just stalling for time. When you say things like that. But I'll be honest. But you're just having a conversation with someone. It's fine. You could say, you know, I mean, I'm not going to tear you throat off for doing that. When you're broadcasting or presenting, you should be better than that. I should be better than that. I've looked up synonyms

because I thought you might. Casey did suggest that I try to figure out some synonyms for garbage, so I wouldn't use that word so much. Am I using it today? I've tried not to. No, you almost said it. I know almost said it. All right, so I looked up synonyms for garbage, and I found ones that I like.

There's two different definitions of garbage. Things that are obviously physical garbage, and then things that are meaningless. Okay? Right. I use it as kind of like the meaningless way, but I also like to, all right, here's what I have. I love that you're breaking it down for me. I have, obviously there's trash.

Right? Well, there's a different way with that. It's like the trash, don't you think? There are different types of trash. That could be misconstrued. What about junk? Oh, that could definitely be misconstrued. What about junk? Oh, that could definitely be misconstrued. Okay.

I like rubbish. All right. Rubbish is rubbish. It's very British. Yeah, very. But then you get into the things that are just meaningless and nonsense is one that's a great one.

I think Crozier likes to use nonsense a lot. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. A lot of what we listen to is nonsense. Blather? How do I not use blather every single day? Hmm. And then my favorite one, this is what you can

blather on, can you? Oh, I can, oh, I can blather on all right. You're about to hear it, tune in. tune in, baby. Blather is a great term. The, my favorite though is Balderdash. I can't believe I'm not using Baldur Dash more. Burner.

This is gonna be my new crutch word. I'm gonna replace garbage and call everything Baldur Dash. I thought Reffus was good, but you know. Yeah, I mean, it's all right. If you're into that sort of thing. The other thing that Casey says, this is his other point. What is legitimately annoying is how manic you get over nothing. Listening to the Delea episode right now,

you're legitimately getting super excited and started yelling over nothing constantly. It's honestly irritating and comes off as amateurish. I'm sorry, this is Casey writing. This is Casey, yeah. Just till the fuck out, dude. Not trying to be a dick, I dig the podcast. But wow, okay. So I wrote be a dick, I dig the podcast, but wow.

Okay, so I wrote it back and I appreciate that feedback and I do want to explain when I start getting really excited and yelling over things that I shouldn't be excited about or yelling about. Here's the thing. Huh. Come on. I'll be honest with you.

Please don't lie. I'll take all this out and post. I spend my mornings listening to this podcast. And I've already listened to it earlier in the week and now I'm sitting down at the computer analyzing it, pulling out clips, getting angrier and anger at what I'm listening to. So by the time we record in the afternoon,

I'm fucking furious about this shit. It's not like I've just heard this for the first time, like why are you getting so upset about? Because I've wasted hours of my life listening to this rubbish. That's why I'm upset. Well you are showing restraint at least in the G word department. Yeah well you're saying. You're saying ramping about nothing but. That's a good point.

But I do want to get better. That I think my point is that I'm trying to get better. No, to Casey, thank you for that articulation. Yes, we could all agree on. I just want to point out Carl's not doing a character when he starts ranting on anything outside of WATP. That's how it goes. And usually when we start going,

we start like the same person, we're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, people think I'm a ridiculous human being. And they're exactly correct. I was talking about how these guys have a lot of conversations around things no one could possibly know about. Right off the beginning, they start talking about this guy, Elliott Wilcox. Do you know Elliott Wilcox? No, no because he's not a person that I would know All right guys, it's gonna be very sports heavy. So if you don't like sports. I don't know I suppose most other country Elliott Wilcox

He likes sports right? That's good. He likes like fucking rugby. Okay, all right, speaking Elliott Wilcox All right shout out dude set me this hat. All right, critter, let me just say this. You said if you don't like sports, move to another country. Do you think sports is only in America? Yeah. Do you think that's America?

Think sports? Not everything set on podcasts is gold. That's true. Especially this and that. I'm guessing there's not a ton of editing going on in post-production. Did you enjoy the the echo in the room? Yeah. Yeah. That sounded great. Nice touch. I like that. They're like we don't take ourselves that seriously. We're just gonna record off of the microphone and my computer from the bathroom. Good. That sounds great, I love it. I think one of them went to the bathroom during it.

It sounded like, yeah, okay, cool. Elliot comes back on the show and here's another reference to this guy. I go there and it was like 25 bucks to send two hats out, but I said I'm an extra hat, L.A. and hopefully you don't listen to this before you get the package, but I said him a little gift. Good news Brandon, he didn't listen to this. Nobody has listened to this.

I don't understand the need to put a show up on the internet for some people. You've done zero preparation. You've made it wildly uninteresting. No one could possibly care about it. Why do you think this is a podcast? We're talking about liquor liqueur liqueur. That's right. Still talking about liquor. All right, I'm sorry. Not WNC thing. Okay. I think we've done that joke every week, you and whoever

co-hosts have done that joke every week. That's true. I like traditional things. You like traditional stuff, man. The old callback. Well, we were talking about this last night, the difference between podcasts and radio shows. Right. And I never thought about it until we were talking about it last

night. The purpose of a radio show is to keep people listening as long as possible. So that they listen to advertisements, the more listeners ship you have, the more you can sell ads for, the more money your station makes. Podcasts have nothing to do with length of time. There's no reason why any people to listen for an hour or two hours, if you have advertisements, there needs to be enough content around that. But you're not trying to fill time, you're not trying to keep people engaged with the station.

Yeah, you don't have to say coming up or... Oh, shit, I already did that. Oh, you did shit. I guess it's okay. And you can also recap, which I also think is okay, but my problem with it is there's so much filler going on in these podcasts that we listen to. It's unneeded, it's unnecessary.

You don't need to have any filler at all. Radial shows, yeah, they need to fill four hours a day. Yeah, you gotta pass some filler in there. It's not gonna be all gold. Honestly, I'm puzzled by this because I think I'm not gonna lie to you. All three that we're covering that I had to listen to, at least sections of, do that thing where they actually

talk about what, where the time scrubber is, you know, oh, we're at 24 minutes or whatever, like, yeah, just clip it when it's done. I mean, I don't get that. You'll notice that I never say how far into the show we are, because I might take out most of this, especially today. We might be three and a half minutes into our show right now. It's very possible.

We're at the three and a half minute mark. Chris, I want to play the clip that you got. This sums up the show for you. Thank you And this was one that you sent me the time stamp sign because you weren't able to figure out how to do this on your typewriter So here's Chris's clip the sums up the show It's like okay, no, let me ask okay. It's like you ever got him from Moffat with ice in him mother Yeah, see like you know, it's it might be Okay, this is in a Dave Ross this mic in a little sec Okay, that's something up for many reasons. What did he even say there? Do you ever get head from what?

I don't know okay, and I didn't understand a lot of what they're saying And I'm not talking about understand the context of it just I didn't understand the words the names They're talking over each other. Oh, yeah, how could we room? I haven't it did get sick so that's summed it up for me. I That's true. I have a great example of them talking over each other and again Broadcast C10101 one person talks at a time. That's how this works. That is how this works. I know man cow doesn't agree with me. One person at a time. So, alright, we got our brackets here.

Damn, so wait, hold on, before you get into the brackets. Can you explain to the audience why you don't believe the atom one even goes to the fucking playoffs? Fuck! These are boring people talking about boring shit and they think it's a show. This is not a show. It's not. Let's get back to blowjob, talk. Who doesn't want to hear about a girl

who gave both of their them had? I didn't even take that away. It was the same girl. Yeah, they said, you know, we're Eskimo brothers with this one girl. Oh, you're a nice this one girl. And then they start talking about getting had such a perimeter. Yeah, the only one we have is Eskimo brothers. It's oh yeah, okay. All right. I'm not that one to me. See, but you had more. That's what I told you. Did you not get her? No, I did, but it was just it was just not yeah, I know you were suited no, but not even that it was not fucking

It was not it wasn't standing on good mom brother. Thank you It was nothing good. I'm keep telling you that from the rubber to and I don't know anything about that I don't can tell you what was good you know the crevices you've been through the water you went through the folks You know I didn't get the We're getting weird. Yeah, we're doing two of them right now. He says he keeps telling him that, like, it's come up before. Jesus.

Yeah, are they constantly talking about this chick's blowjob technique? I can't, Carl, we don't talk about your fantasy football. We didn't talk about, well, why would you talk about football with me? But we've been hanging out for 15 years now. We have never talked about sexual encounters. And it's weird.

It's more than weird. It's unnecessary. It really we're just describing the podcast also weird and unnecessary. This is the time I like to remind our listeners that my mother-in-law listens to every single episode of WATP. Here is them. Here is them. Holy shit. Here's a clip where these guys just don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Called Billiels and at that point. Oh yeah. It will go down to Electric Avenue? Nope, you're wrong. Look it up. Oh man, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That was a good set of blocks. I've been to Electric Avenue. I have my taints out. What the hell are you talking about? Thank you Homer Jesus. Where you been? The guy says electric Avenue. He says oh, yeah, Billy Oshich. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Billy Oshich. He's like I got my taintzaped on electric Avenue I just want to point out what critter did say that was a good setup and saying it's swinging a mess I think was in there. I just want to point out that Billy Ocean sings one of my favorite songs in all time. I call that clip filler Carrie Bune Queen. He doesn't have to say Caribbean or Caribbean. What is Billy O should talk about a Carrie Bune Queen? Oh, we're gonna go on the music tangent now.

Sorry, sorry. Did you know that this song is called Carey-Beautn Queen? Pervert the Seas, No More Love on the Run? No. Did you know that? I'm gonna criss all over your joke, but that's called poetic license. Come on, fair enough. I love that song.

It's one of my favorite songs. Why are we not covering it? I used to in Trapper Keeper. Ooh, my 80s cover bad. Yeah, that Here's a clip That's my new segue I've done talking about something here's a clip This is and I talk about this a lot in our show you have a boring anecdote that you want to tell and it goes nowhere

I'm standing right here. And I don't understand why you would leave this, I don't know why you go into it in the first place, and I don't understand why it stays in the show. But like, I remember like my, going to camp for a boy scout, and we're in the back of Sean Boylar's dad. Sean Boylar. Like he had like a fucking,

oh yeah, I got the best names in the fucking world he was like the well how do you put it a Station wagon but the seats were faced that way like towards the back of the road. Okay, okay You know so like you have like two rows of seats You can play cars and have mother fuckers. You were a third would look like like two rows of seats. You could play cars and have motherfuckers if you were in it. And then the third would look like,

it aged, kind of cool, I guess. Right, right, like back to the way way back. Back to the way back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that got you, I guess. And we would sit there, and we wrapped slam. This is in fifth grade, no, maybe sixth grade. We wrapped slam the entire way there. That was a hot ass fucking song.

That's fascinating, please go on. He's talking about in sixth grade being transported to Boy Scouts and wrapping him along with addicts in the backseat. That's embarrassing. Why are we talking about this? I don't know. I thought it was maybe to impress critter,

but he's all he did was make fun of white people's names. Yeah, that was funny. She was a boiler, you guys. Yeah, what kind of name is that, Sean Boiler? That's the other thing too, is that they use people's full names, and I don't know why we're talking about Elliot Wilcox and Sean Boiler. Could've said Mr. X.

Could it be, no, that's the duty of David and Robin Quivers for all those years. Could it be that these guys are putting on a show just for their group of friends? And that's why they're doing this. Don't you think a lot of these things start that way? Start. This is the thing going on for a while now.

Again, we're talking about WATP or... Brandon is from Buffalo. And critter is from New Orleans. So a lot of their talk is about back in the hometown, when I was hanging out with Sean Boylar and his dad, and this guy's talking about whatever the fuck is going on in New Orleans, the buy you in what not? Three days, yeah no shit.

This is just a boring joke. I didn't know about this, So let's give it a warning. From the African American who's still here, I didn't know anything about this. And I just want to say, if it's very offensive, I was no part of it. If it's funny, I actually cold-played my footage. It's not necessarily funny.

It's funny, I cold-can't get with it. It's called Instagram, you got to pick two. OK. Go ahead, man. Did you hear how he says if it's not funny I had nothing to do with it but if it is funny I co-came up with it and then Brandon started stepping on his line so he repeated it the very good line up because it was really funny I co-came up with that. Oh, okay. Then they go on to- Did you think that was funny?

No. I already didn't co-come up with that. Then they go on to talk about rap songs from the 90s. And he had to pick the two that he liked, the bust out of those for some reason, like that was a game. Did you notice how much these guys break into song during their show?

Oh my God, I couldn't help it. I have a compilation out here. Oh, thank you. That is just them reminiscing about all the tracks they enjoyed when they were younger. I mean, every kind of video is the commonest as we see it. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- They're really this They're not the same but you my god People's make some noise and just a big boy stand in my big boys Dancer and give me the microphone

Alain now that we found out what are we gonna do Back to memory What are we gonna do Back down Shit you have to do this I'm singing really yeah, no you were you're in a row right now It's so embarrassing when people just break into song as you're having a conversation with them. Remember that, Anik's on? Yeah, I do. I'll be rap you one of the fucking lines from it. Please don't. It's usually reserved for 12-year-old girls. It's Baldr Dash.

It's Baldr Dash. I can't get up over Baldr Dash. You can't get up over that? Yeah, I'll pick something else. At the very end there, you heard him trying to sink to Keela, but he didn't have the melody correct. He sure didn't have it. Way off.

But the reason why he was doing that, because they were talking about this guy, the Earl of Bud. The Earl of Bud. The Earl of Bud is this guy from Buffalo, who would get up during the seventh inning stretch, get up on the dugout and dance around and the fans would go wild for it.

He would do the P.V. Herman dance. Yes. Did you happen to check this out? I did. I watched it because Critter decided to watch it on the podcast. Yes. So I'm like, well, if he can do it, I'll do it. And yeah, it's pretty much what you'd expect.

So this guy who sells beer in the stadium puts his beer down and then gets up and makes a spectacle of himself. And I watched this. It's from 1988, the video that I'm YouTube. Yep. That was when he was in the, I don't know if they had a new stadium that came out that year or something. This is a triple-a-base baseball team in Buffalo. We're talking about minor leagues. This guy gets off a start dancing around. This has to be the inspiration behind the Dancing Homer episode. Well, I imagine he's not the only one to do shit like this.

I guess, but as soon as I watch that video, I can tell by looking at you, you want this to be the... It has to be! It was exact to the Dancing Homer thing! Okay, this could be the rent that maybe it was exact in the dancing over thing. Okay. This could be the rat that maybe cases talking about but please continue Here's a fun asia joke asian people are coming for you Brandon just remember It's okay. He's black and it's sing songy. So it's not that serious one thing I do want to point out is that

Brandon gives critter a Dodgers jersey and he's very excited and wants to try it on. Let's play it. I got to look at myself real quick. All right, all right. Step back, I kissed myself. Oh! Guys, we're all over the place. Yeah, that's not a show. Trying out a jersey is not a show. Even if we could. Yeah, that's not a show. Trying out at Jersey is not a show.

Even if we could see it, it's not a show. Not a show. These guys do have a brilliant dynamic, though. I believe this is what OPEN refers to as great chemistry. There's times I've gone head. I don't know what it was about the woman's mouth. It is wet, ur, or tighter, but like it just was like, oh, you could, you said yourself, you should have just said, bet, tur, you are like wet tur, like this is a say, I get tur, what the

fuck man? How you missed it? I got ahead from this one chick. Criter, can you explain that a little bit more please? I'm not turd what the fuck man? How you miss that? I got ahead from this one chick critter Can you explain that a little bit more please? I'm not exactly sure what the joke that you thought he should have done was Yeah, can you elaborate on that Holy shit they also talk about This guy is just quick with a joke. I'm pretty sure this is the guy Billy Joel was writing about. I wanted to keep it, but I think you would wear it back. I got it on, so.

Where'd she better than I do? Like when they do like in Us magazine? Who wore it back? Yeah, definitely. Fuck, definitely. So, except for like cock rings, I always, yeah, you would. That's how you do it.

And Nipple rings. And Nipple rings also. And the show has reached a new low They were very quick with knowing that us magazine has the who wore it better thing It's us magazine still thing. I have no idea Our magazine still thing I have no idea But they make this joke. Yeah, it's like the who wore it better and they's like you know what I wear better on cock rig. Dio, did ya? Oh man. This dude is fucking corny. Thanks for bringing up the rap. This thing with the sports made me think of rap apart. Yes. And the

rapport that he has with G Moody who's last name rises Yes, and it sounded like maybe they were going for that and they might be Rap fans it seems like and this guy critter seems to try and reword the stupid shit the brand and say interesting That's the dynamic they're going for cuz yeah, but I'm doing it in my notes. I wrote without charisma So without charisma or anything interesting to say zero production. The other thing about Michael rapoport, which anyone who knows WTP knows that we're huge huge fans of rapoport. The production in that show G Moody will just drop a beat in the middle of a rant and it's perfect. Every time it captures the essence of what Rappaport is ranting about.

These guys have zero production. You're like, turn up the echo. Turn up the fucking bounce off the wall and the world. The thing in common is that both shows are all over the place. But the one that we're reviewing this week. Yeah. His wicker license.

Yeah, zero entertainment bail. Thank you for reminding me the name of it. Yeah, I forgot to I will tell you that wicker license is being listened to by a lot of people this week because of us. You're welcome. They talk about the one guy from Buffalo. So we started talking about the bills. And you would think that he would at least know Who the bills quarterbacks are? Well, you made the playoffs for the first time in 19 years definitely definitely With Ty ride Taylor, right son of the mob leave him these holes and then you let him go right and you got Josh Allen and some Josh Allen might be okay, but AJ McColley's heard right in Josh L. I might feel okay, but AJ McColley's hurt, right? AJ McColley? Is that what you just said? What, what are you zooming out of that? AJ McColley. It's AJ McCarron. AJ McColley, who the fuck is that, dummy?

If you're gonna talk about sports, at least know what the fuck you're talking about. He's from Buffalo, he doesn't know what AJ McCarron is. Well, that got past me, did critter it's correct him. No! They just kept going. You didn't correct him about the billi-ocean thing either. Well, that is condemnable. They're very wrong about shit. So they talk about football forever,

and it's this non-stop nonsense about, I think that week three of the playoffs will be Jacksonville at New England England and then New England's gonna win Whatever why would I possibly care what you think is gonna happen There's no analysis to it. It's not When you listen to sports shows they'll break it down and say the defense matches of well against this offense They have very speedy defensive backs the wide receivers are gonna be clamped down They don't have the running game to overcome that they would have like analysis to explain why one team would beat another one these guys just go

Oh, yeah, this team's gonna play that team and I listen to this for 25 fucking minutes and Like okay, we're getting close to the end of the show, right and then this happens No, we didn't talk about it starting in the college football oh right and it's starting next week there's gonna be after this give me the title I can't take it at the 50 minute mark

he goes you know we haven't talked about his college football there's 112 fucking teams and college football we can't be possibly be talking about this right? They didn't cover neighborhood games either. Yeah, right. What about Timmy's team? So here are the brilliant college pecs and you asked me earlier if they knew shit about football And I said yes, the obviously know who the players are they have some information when it comes to college None which is fine. I don't know anything about college football either.

But for some reason, they feel like they can explain to us who's going to be in the college playoffs. Four teams out of 100 and whatever. Why would they think they would know that there's no analysis or explanation? They just start rattling off teams. Um, shall go for the extra championship. Dude, you got to do four.

What's the four? Okay, all right. Final four, Clare. All right, final four, I'll go Penn State, Washington, Clemson, Alabama. I'll go Alabama, Clemson. My boy, shout out to Harbour, we have Michigan and USC for the win. What does any of that mean?

I actually don't know. The only person he points out is Harb Jim Harbour, who's the coach at Michigan. Great, good for you, you know who a coach is. But there's no explanation to why Penn State's gonna be in it. Is there defense good this year? Why are they in that? They just rattle off fucking teams.

And then the one USC is gonna wait. Who could possibly care about this conversation? It hark me back to when you play the teaser for Joe and you said I'm watching you get bored. I am just like, yeah, I'm checking out. I understand. Yeah. There's nothing compelling about.

There's nothing interesting that you'd want to listen to. Did I get to upset just now about that? Oh, no. I'm second-guessing myself now. Did I yell garbage? I hope I didn't just yell garbage. Shh. Oh, fuck.

Casey, I hope he's not listening. All right, here is a clip that I just call Liar. Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Well, this could be under that umbrella that you've been talking about lately with Opie, a depressed demographic tuning in. Oh, you think people listen to the show or depressed? No shit, you're a... No shit! Ouch! Yeah, you'd have to be pretty fucking depressed to listen to that show. Speaking of depressing, I was supposed to be on the dick show.

I announced it on our show that Dick asked me to call in. So I was on to use the sink called Discord. I'm on his Discord. He never gets around to me. Fast forward a couple of weeks. He invites me on the show again. So again, I get on Discord and I'm sitting there. He does about a three hour long show at this week

and I'm just waiting for him to pick up on me. And he never does, but he tried to. This is so depressing. This is from the latest dick show. He picks up another guy who's a discord and he thinks it's me. But then, okay, everybody, let's do Facebook news. I also fucked over, I fucked over Michael Wilde two weeks in a row. I feel bad about it. Oh, yeah. Hey Michael, you there? Hey, dick. What's up, man? What's up, man? You do the you do the I'm blanking on the name right now. The who are these podcasts, right?

What put fuck? Oh fuck. All right. Why did I want you to call in? I forget I'm sorry. Fuck all right. Why did I want you to call in I forget I'm sorry He picked up the wrong guy. He apologized to me although he called me Michael Wild You say I feel bad I fucked this guy over he doesn't know who the fuck I am And maybe some the right guy the guys like who are these what are you talking about you got to put the prices right loser? Drop in yeah, I think I have that somewhere on my board. I have at least this. That's good enough. Yeah, that's good enough.

Jesus Christ. So that was depressing. And he wanted to pick up on me. The worst part is I listened to an entire episode of the best debate, the newest episode of the best debate in the universe, Maddox's Garbage Show, Rubbish Show, Blather. That junk podcast that Maddox puts out, I listened to an entire episode of that.

Featuring this guy named Paul Ford who's famous, quote unquote, because he farts on Instagram. He has videos of himself farting. And he has a bunch of flowers who think it's hilarious that he's farting on Instagram. So I listen to this Maddox show where it's non-stop fart jokes. These are adults. Maddox is 40 years old. These are adults who do an hour on Farts. Can they do another hour? Oh my god. Can they do one hour less? So I listen to this whole show.

I'm a way to the casino. I'm driving up. I'm getting fucking angry That's not like you Right, I'm usually a pretty fun loving guy. I'm using pretty laid-back So I'm listening to the show. What am I gonna tell good would I call it a dick tomorrow? I'll be able to talk about this. I'm taking a bunch of mental notes And he never picks up on me Weissed all this fucking time. I could have been listening to fucking Joe's garage. I could have been doing something fun. I was pandering. I am. I was pandering. Okay. Anyway, I wanted to point that out. What else did I want to talk about today? Joe's garage. We tied with the Earl of Bud. We talked about garbage synonyms. Alright, cover those topics. Very good. Very good. I guess that means that it must be time for

Opie radio The Opie radio podcast I listen to a little bit from episode 34 and this is an episode where once again we find OP. This isn't the one I told you to listen to, but I'll get to that in a second. Once again, we find OP walking down the street in Manhattan with his buddy Carl and making everybody uncomfortable for zero payoff and no laughs. Oh, growing up all those emo girls,

you remember the girls that were all black and cry about everything? Yeah, it was more to see the cure to Pesh Mode. The Pesh Mode. What's up girl? The Pesh Mode rules, right? What? What? Why did you just suspect him out on that girl? She doesn't even know you. She turned her head when we said the Pesh Mode. So I felt like I I had to say something What was wrong with that? My concentration cuz you're a rain man and I'm people you don't know reach out

Hush me don't don't touch me. Oh Really the lyric yes He's embarrassing in every single way. He is It's like hanging out with a seventh grader Or me who thinks they're funny as to yell at the purse the stranger on the street Hey, the Pesh Mode right and they just even know the fucking song lyric to their biggest song the chorus of their biggest song Here's another fucking lyric Every reaction to this guy and again, I have no history with OP, like you do. Right.

And I just need to listen to him, you know, to be entertained allegedly. Yeah. It doesn't matter what reaction he gets, it's negative and wrong, you know what I mean? I don't know what he's going for ever. I don't know what he's going for ever. I don't know what he's going for either. I think he wants to have a fan base, like a bro down kind of thing. But he doesn't anymore. And here's the reason why

he walks around in traffic and thinks it's a podcast. This is him apologizing to his producer at Westwood One, Joey. You asked to clean up his fucking mess. It's not fun to listen to I gotta show you something Chris that just makes me so happy. It's so funny. So Westwood one podcast.com This is the company that OP works for this is a big get for them. They have OP from opening anything one of the biggest Radio's shock jocks of all time On the front page of their website,

you guys can try this at home, go to westwoodonepodcast.com. They're highlighting all of the shows that are on Westwood One, they're excited about. They have the Ben Shapiro show, that's a big show. I don't know if you're familiar with that. They have Talk is Jericho, which is Chris Jericho, who was a wrestler in the 90s.

Yeah, well that's big news. That's big news. Straight talk with Ross Matthews on her turf. Women want to hear women run like a girl, 83 weeks with Eric Bischoff, another pro wrestling guy. In the dark, the Michael Knowles show. I've mentioned a bunch of different shows.

Do you see OPI anywhere on here? Is he above the fold out there website? Look, I know my eyes are starting to go, but I'm just not seeing him anywhere. He's not even below the fold. I'm scrolling right now in real time. No where do they mention OPI? That was their big gap.

We're gonna get OPI. From OPI to Anthony, I Westwood won. They're more excited about Jericho and Eric Bishop, which by the way are both very funny guys. So that's fine. It's funny when you show me that yeah And again, we're breaking that rule of you showing me something but anyway, anyway, do what it was please look this up Yes as Carl directed you to do so I Was thinking Jericho, that can't be the wrestler guy. Yes, exactly the wrestler guy.

That's exactly the wrestler guy. So everything they host is something from the 90s? Or apparently. Yeah, OP was good in the 90s Jericho was gonna do. I was at E-bombs World. We got a pilot made that was supposed to go on a USA network and it was going to be a half an hour comedy show right after wrestling.

And it was a clip show, kind of like, uh, a touch point. A touch. Like Daniel Tosh is, right. It was that kind of vibe to it. And it was going to be E-bombsworld show. And we got Chris Jericho to host it. And they did a pilot and it was fucking awesome. I really like Chris Jericho, it was very funny. It never got picked up by the network

because they decided they'd go in a different direction. They wanted to go with whatever drama or whatever nonsense. Can we see the pilot? I don't know if it still exists, that's a good question. I should look for that. That would've been cool. But anyway, that's not the that's either here nor there.

I just wanted to point out. It's either here nor there, but still more entertaining than Opie's podcast. I just wanted to point out that Chris Jericho wants a celebrity at one point, but apparently he's still a bigger celebrity than Greg Opie Hughes. So we listened to episode 36,

and this episode consists of two things. Yes. Opie talking to Carl Ruiz on the phone for 40 minutes. Yes. And then this guy who makes barbecue food died and they had to play the entire episode of Opie at the barbecue festival over again. Sure. Carl Ruiz lost his phone in an Uber. He got drunk, left his phone in

the Uber, and hence was off the grid. And then he had to go down to Miami because he's opening a restaurant or something. So, Opie's catching up with Karl. They haven't talked to him a little while. And Karl's been gone for a little while. And it comes up that Carl Ruez might be hanging out with a girl that he met. Yeah, he might have a crushy poo. You're not fooling me. To get you off your phone for four or five straight days and not even have a phone, that means Carly's got a crushy poo. No, I know. You may get full room.

That is old rumors. Carly's got a Krushy Pooh. Carly's got a Krushy Pooh. I'll be right back here. Carly's got a Krushy Pooh? Is that what OP just said? Yeah, repeatedly. In a sing-songy manner?

Yes. Carly's got a Krushy Pooh. Jesus. This, I mentioned mentioned before my theory on OP show is it's a show for people who don't have friends. And it is painfully obvious. When you hear the kind of banjo that's going back and forth, men don't talk to each other like this. These are not real friends in real life. They would never have this type of conversation. They're on the phone with each other,

singing Carly's got a crushy poo. And I'm sorry, I don't want to interrupt your flow, but why the fuck do you think Carly got rid of his phone? No shit. And then Obi never gets off of this. He makes this hilarious joke, and he cracks himself up with this one. Somebody's got a high school crush. Are you gonna invite her?

No. Are you gonna ask her to the prom? I'm not only ranting about half an hour. Are you gonna invite her to the prom? I got you. It's like dude, he's an adult who's hooking up with a chick. I want to underscore something that you brought up and that is it's a 40 minute bit with caramel phone. When Howard back in the golden era, has someone on the phone,

it's difficult to listen to a phone conversation. Sometimes, yeah. But that would be five minutes of something really fucking hilarious, right? Usually, yeah, yeah. This is 40 minutes of listening to that. 40 minutes of horrible tone. Of O.B. being 12 for some reason.

At the end of their conversation, this happens. Carly's got a cushy poo. Oh, shit, that's my ISO. At the end of... Carly's got a cushy poo Oh, he should so douche-chilly at the end of their conversation this happens What are we talking about well, I think we're listening to Megadeth Carly West says I about well I think we're listening to Megadeth. Carla was says I met a girl and Opie's like singing these songs because apparently hanging

out with girls is so weird. Oh what are you? Carole and your girlfriend sitting in a tree. He just fell short of singing that fucking song and then he goes I'm hanging out with this chick and Opie's fucking reaction to him. Oh, the girl I'm with. Oh, you gave it away! What is that? I, that may sound weird, but it, it's reminding me of Davis Day,

and to an creepy laugh, I was talking and shit. Hello, B. What? It's D.S. It's so loud compared to fucking the phone call. I'm not making the sound worse for our show. This is how the show sounds. He's constantly yelling. He's yelling into a cell phone.

Carl sounds like a happy guy. And Hope he doesn't like that. That maybe that's what it sounds. He sounds really like jealous. Well, you gotta remember though, that these guys are really tight. In fact, I'm pretty sure that they're like, not cousins, but Couserous.

And for you to rent a car in Orlando to go to Miami, Couserous. Couserous. Couserous. What the hell are you talking about? Alright, I'm sure someone will sudden weeze this clip because everyone's a fucking tail-tale. But that's the kind of fucking wee's bullshit that opi learned at his time at CMF here in Rochester

Cous Couseroo People don't talk like that. It's not entertaining. It's not funny. It's not interesting Exasperate the fucking brother wee's thing, but I was gonna bring that up so I'm glad you did not me Listen, I don't think I'm speaking out of school here. I'm not making this up. These people are inventing language because I think it's cute and funny. Couseru is neither cute nor funny.

In fact, I would say that it's a... Blather and rubbish. This kind of talk is nonsense Trash It's a rubbish bin fire. Dude. I've been noticing myself saying garbage my regular life Non-safes as I read this email. He's this guy's in my head and I say it all the fucking time All right, I have to stop doing it. I have to fix myself. Well I'm afraid our hours up Carl.

If you'll get my bill in the mail. Instead of saying garbage, it was like, Couseroo. Oh, that is garbage. Dude, that's shall we play last night in Fairport was a Couseroo. I call this one upgrade, Crushy poo.

Bro, I'm doing like, I eat a salad today. Yeah, yeah, it was delicious. It was grilled chicken with grits Okay, look if you're eating a salad with grilled chicken, I'm gonna upgrade the Crushy poo You're you're you're in full blow love Why is that funny? I eat a salad with chicken on it. Oh, dude you did Oh, I think that maybe you like this chick. Okay Yeah, I do what are we talking about here? I need a salad I was puzzled by man. I'm glad you caught that I know I don't understand it and then I have this clip that I call Opi doesn't get it and this is actually a pretty good line from Carl

I don't know if this is a well-known thing. I've never heard this before but I thought that's just funny He goes I saw this girl you can see the back of her from the front and Hope he goes haha what does that mean? It means your ass is amazing, oh be what do you mean what is that mean through? What you transparent what is that mean? What what part of the back of a woman would you want to see? Oh, let's let's start there could you see her heels? Back of a woman would you want to see you? Let's let's start there. Could you see her heels? Was her ankle exposed? Snape of her neck. Oh, be all right. Let's back up here. Let's think about what this joke might be

Fuckin' idiot. He's not good on the fly. Not that I'm The fight. He's a radio holler. He's one of the most famous radioists of all time and he's terrible in Conversations. Let me ask back in the game was he the punching bag? No, because they had, it was known as walking on Greg's shells. You couldn't make, he would bust people's balls. If you tried to bust his balls back, he'd get real serious. He was, he did not like being the punching bag, which is so annoying. So if he got serious, he might accuse you of having a crunchy poo

To do don't even go there man. I know that you got a crunchy poo Couseroo cuz a room don't even go there. Oh, you want to go there? You All right here is Track nine on here that I have I don't know why I mentioned the number. Usually people tell me the number Losing it. There's too much going on Finally, we've been talking about OP radio. In fact, oh shit. I got a fucking pull this thing up I happen to be looking at OP reviews Because I wonder who's giving this guy positive reviews. What are they saying about this show? Who could possibly like this thing, right?

this guy positive reviews. What are they saying about this show? Who could possibly like this thing, right? So here's one that just came in September 4th, it says, OP radio, more like scorches PFG TV, and gives it three stars, which is odd. But I was really excited to see this. I enjoyed O&A, O&J, and even OP radio on Sirius, but this podcast is an absolute cringe worthy and barricading at times to listen to train ruck. Hopefully it will improve now that OP has a studio. I love that who are these podcasts real endlessly hammers the OP radio podcast. I was so excited to see that. It is cringe worthy. It's just embarrassing. He embarrasses Karo on purpose. He says things like, Couseroo. Did you have any other observations from listening to this episode of OP Talk to Karo

on the phone for some reason? Well, they go into something that's actually kind of touching and I wasn't expecting that. The passing of their friend, the guy, yes. And I, Gary. I kind of want to just keep ripping at OP but he sounded like a human being for a second. I haven't heard him be self-deprecating yet,

listening to these every week so that I know what the fuck you're bitching about. And this week he said something along the lines of, that's gonna make a good podcast about what he was gonna do later out after this phone call. I was taken back by that because it sounded like he was making fun of his own podcast for the first time. Oh I didn't pick I didn't catch that. I think what he was I think what he was saying was they were gonna

go do a show with the other people that used to work with this guy in their restaurant and talk about what a great guy he was and that was going to be a good show for people to listen to. I didn't get the sense that he was saying now finance a good podcast. I mean, maybe that's true. Well, the latter checks out that he wouldn't be self-deprecating. Well, he's not. Let me play you this fucking clip. OP is getting hammered by Carl Ruiz and then he says this thing I don't know where that's so surprising to me. That's open, I love you. You're a genuine double grade A piece of shit with a giant heart.

That's what confuses everybody. Well that's why you keep going hurt. You're all these people careers and they give you shit. Oh, I love you. Now I love you! Oh, you know just what to say. How telling is that? Yeah, pretty telling.

You guys go, you're a double grade asshole and Opie says, with a giant heart. Yeah. And that's what's confusing to people is just how much I love and how much I give. Opie, every single person who used to work with you hates your guts, every single fucking person, it's on record. They've all come out and mother fucked you. Jim Norton has been one of the more polite guys.

He has an entire show that's just making fun of you. Mm-hmm. He actually makes money. I'm just making fun of you. Ethan Kumi has 200,000 views on YouTube doing a bit making fun of you from a recent show of his everyone hates your guts. You got fired because you were filming a coworker shitting.

That coworker hates you. He told management, you were filming him shitting. I have a giant heart though. That's the thing that confuses people. OPE, you're confused. You are the one who is the confused. There is this thing that happens that I was shocked. I didn't expect this to happen.

I know we've been talking about OPE and people are commenting even on his iTunes page that we talk about him. But finally, OPE addressed me specifically. Did you hear this? No, I made it a half hour. This is amazing opi finally Addresses me on his show. Oh God. Why did you tell me to listen to that part? Check this out There's not a lot of people you meet in this world these days that are truly just full of love that a Person that others want to gravitate towards as they as they see him. Yeah, it's true.

Thank you, Opie. It's a fun time. I appreciate that. There is the Opie does. That's amazing on this show. As he says, all right, we've done an entire summer podcast. Summer's over. This was like their Labor Day show.

Summer's over. It's time to get into phase two of Opie radio. But before we do that, let's reflect on all the great things that we did during this first phase of the OP radio podcast. Listen to this list of accomplishments. I thank you to you as well because this is the end of summer and man, what a start to our podcast.

We did it. I'm the level. We did it, man. We did it. Just think of everything we accomplished in the first three months as we move into the fall season and what I call phase two of the podcast. We we podcasted from the creepy cab and we podcasted from a yacht. We podcasted from Philly at a dumb podcast convention. We went to Nantucket. None of those things are accomplishments. Not a single thing he listed would be considered an accomplishment.

Think of all the things being accomplished. We annoyed the shit out of people and it could venture. We went to Nantucket, we were on a boat. Those are not accomplishments, oh we- It was un-listenable. Yeah, I was walking down Manhattan and there was a truck driving by. All these things- I was hoping to shut the fuck. There was a truck driving by all these

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's amazing. I had a free beer in a bar. Why can take that one off? Oh shit, dude This guy is crazy deliberately not getting it. This guy's crazy. Yeah, he's making me a little nuts But I do want to just remind everybody that call. He's got a Krushy Poo That's gonna- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- That's gonna say very- Chris, you've been listening to my wife hates me. You've been excited about this show. I don't know why. I know why.

It's this weird thing where these talented comedians put out a nonsense podcast. I wish I could do the pages turning from you, a little book of synonyms. It's called the Soros. I had to think about that. I wish I could do the pages turning from you a little book of synonyms I had the book of synonyms Let me read for my book books

Let me read for my word definition book Garbage is a good word. I mean. I don't want to get into a whole thing on garbage, but that is a good word Apparently I've overused it According to some people Walter Math Mathau, check that out. Let's get into Vos and Bonnie's, my wife hates me. Yes. You pulled a clip from their most recent show.

I like this one. What was it called? It was called Don't Take It For Granite. Don't Take It For Granite. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So here's the clip that Chris wanted to talk about. Yeah.

And you got all nervous when we talked about aliens and shitland and, you know. You weren't talking about aliens. Space ships for a little bit. And you go, don't talk about it and you cover your ears. You're an adult. You're an adult. You're an adult. That's an 11 year old that he's talking to. Okay, I just think that this,

like a real life Mr. McGoo that this guy is. Yes. Just doesn't understand a fucking thing. No. And we're not talking about Opie anymore, we moved on. No, we're talking about boss. That's boss. Yeah.

So what was your takeaway on that? Because he tells this 11 year old that she's an adult. And her comeback is you're an adult. I clipped it there and then Bonnie goes and ruins everything because she says that this little girl does. It's a bad guy. Yeah, it does the opposite. You know, and that's what you do when you're 10 or 11.

It's also what Chiperson does. Oh, it says come back style as well. But I did think that was a pretty funny come back to Voss who there is zero evidence. This guy's an adult. There is zero evidence. He's, we've talked about this before ever since we reviewed his podcast, he seems to be defensive about it. So he went out to was Vegas and did a bunch of comedy shows, the 10 comedy shows at the Comedy Cell or the new place that's at the Rio in Las Vegas.

And he has to make a point to talk about how people come up to him to tell him how much they love the podcast. And people haven't been flying up to me after shows, saying how much I love the podcast. When you say flying up to, you shows saying how much I love the podcast. When you say flying up to you mean. They come running. They're tearing ass over to you. Do you get scared?

Do you think is it an emergency? What's happening? Is someone chasing you? Invagus, a Mexican couple came up. Love the podcast. A Mexican couple. Oh. And that's not it.

Does it seem like our target audience? Chris, you can barely talk. As you know, I read our hate mail that we get. I love our hate mail. I love our hate mail. Have I ever once said that people wipe our show or tried to reinforce that our show is good? If your show is good,

you don't have to tell people it's good. I don't understand this thing. He started out this show by saying, you know, spawning, a lot of people saying that they want the podcast. You're good. Good. And then Bonnie, at least this one gets it. Bonnie's very realistic. No, although people do come up to me and say, listen, your podcasts, I think they're lying. Yes, that is correct about it. When people say they listen to your podcast, they are lying. Nobody is listening to your podcast. And you know why no one's listening to this podcast, Chris?

Besides us. Besides us? Yeah. If you do a podcast where you make fun of all the people's podcasts, then maybe you're listening to this show. Outside of that group of people, nobody's listening to this show. Could be sympathetic fellow comedians. Communities are not sympathetic.

Okay, you're right, you got it. So that's the way it's going to be. The reason why no one's going to see it in this show is because Vos goes out to Vegas. He performs 10 shows with three other comedians. He comes back, he's ready to do a show like one of the stores. What happened in Vegas? This has got to be exciting, right? You come back from Vegas. You got some stories. You were a performer. So we played golf one day. Well, we played three days, but we took Bobby to play golf. He was pretty good. He

doesn't even play and he's cracking the ball. He did very well. Well, the first day. Oh, far sports go. That's, that's, that's, that's, I'll tell you this. One of the only ones he can probably do. No, the first day me and Paul played on Friday, I'm gonna show you something. Why?

Yeah, why? Why are you showing anyone anything? And then it gets even more riveting. If you think Vegas is a boring place, it is not, because listen to what Voss is doing there. So then we played. We went out to dinner the last night. Bobby said, you know, and we go,

oh, you gotta go to the pepper mill. The place, let's say, I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Let's say that you didn't like it or didn't like it. Well, I didn't like it, the place, let's say I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Well, I didn't like it, you know, but, you know, I mean, they were all... Why? Because it's all steaks and stuff. No, I had breakfast, but I got it off the senior menu. You know, I got one egg, turkey sausage, some home fries, very greasy though. Now you might think, Chris, if you've listened to the show.

Yes. But if you're just listening to our show, you might think that I'm purposely cutting off the payoff to make it sound like Voss is a boring person. No. I can assure you that I am not. Because there is a payoff to this amazing greasy food story that he's telling where he got an egg off the senior menu and some turkey sausage

to go on and Voss's payoff is this but I saw someone order like pancakes or something and they took an ice cream scooper for the butter for the butter. Yeah, how much fucking butter? So we had That was the pet I didn't know if I had a friend, Armason. He used to do this bit on the news of, uh, Saturday Night Live, where he was a political comedian. And he would pull up a headline from a newspaper and just read it and be like, I mean,

I mean, and then you like go to the next thing. That's what that joke was. They pulled out an ice cream scooper. I mean, how much butter? So anyway, we were playing golf the next day. That was a joke? That was the payoff to that story. Why even tell that story? You don't have to dinner with your friends in Vegas.

You only think I take a lot of things. I'm in the mood for butter now. Butter sounds amazing. Yeah, I get some butter. I'd rather have butter than those pancakes. All right. I don't understand How this guy ever became a comedian except for the fact that he talks funny But he didn't always talk that way, did he? I have no idea. All right. I have a question for you. Yeah

How many asses do you think are in the name Joe Pashy? Oh? You heard that part. It's perfect. I think her uncle's, uh, Joe Pesci. I think that's an SCH, SCH in a row. There are four asses in Joe Pesci. Let's do it again. Joe Pesci. He makes it sound like a woman's private part. Joe Pesci.

It gives me slightly aroused the way he says Joe Pesci. There's way too many asses. There's one ass in Joe Pashy boss one ass So I know I'm teasing him because he came back from Vegas. He doesn't have exciting stories. That's not true He also talks about this. I don't know her name very nice lady and Bobby's known her for years so it was me her Bobby and Keith We ate there so it was a fun end to the week we were there.

You know, I went to Smashburger one night, someone told me, if you get the Smashburger app, you get a free burger. If you get fries and... And a turkey burger? Yes, I got a great turkey burger at Smashburger. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? So we're talking about a free burger that he got. He's a celebrity, right? Rich Boss is a celebrity.

That's why I shouldn't be talking about it because who the fuck am I? I think he said, this is the problem with the internet, is that I can talk about him? He's a celebrity, he's excited that he got a free hand. You don't get him. You don't get him at all, man. Why are we talking about this? We have a friend who's excited that he got a free hand. You don't get him. You don't get him at all, man. Why are we talking about this?

We have a friend who's like this. Who will tell you about a free hamburger they got? Dude, I don't want to the app. Guess what I got? Got a free burger. All right, I had to do sort of the fries. Gonna, a soft drink. Honey, do you remember that burger?

Remember that guy told you about the burger, right? Tell these guys about the burger right now. It's free. Why would I possibly give a shit how much you paid for your meal and also it's rude he's not asking about the burgers we got he didn't ever want to ask about my turkey burger that's all I want to talk about is my turkey burger even when you and I go on to eat we don't even talk about the food that we're having anyway all right moving on boss is in Las Vegas and it wouldn't Turkey burger. Oh God. Even when you and I go out to eat, we don't even talk about the food that we're having. Anyway.

All right. Moving on. Voss is in Las Vegas. And it wouldn't be a trip to Las Vegas without some horse. No, I'm sorry, grocery shopping. So when I go on the road, I always go to the supermarket and try to get some healthy food. I get bananas, peanut butter, some of those rounds,

those whole wheat rounds. And for breakfast, I'll have peanut butter, you know, some of those rounds, those whole wheat rounds. And, you know, for breakfast, I'll have peanut butter and banana sandwich on the whole wheat around, have my coffee, then head out and play golf. Make a little sandwich and put it in my cooler for golf. He's daring people to listen to the show at this point. He gets to be a moron to spend your time listening to the show.

It's not a good sign when you start your show by saying, yeah, everyone's telling me how much they love the podcast. You know, people really like this podcast. If you're listening to this podcast, not because you're an idiot, it's because a lot of people like this podcast. No, you literally just talked about what you bought at the grocery store

while you were in Las Vegas. That's a detail you might wanna leave out. Yeah, I mean, I mean, he didn't even tell me how many bananas he bought. Did he buy two? Were they ripe? How many bananas did you pull them off? What the fuck is this guy talking about? Why are we asking this? Come on, it's obvious. This shit is bananas. He said something that he's not trying to be funny.

And this is the funniest thing he says. So, shall we set it up? He's talking about how there's Brad Garrett's comedy club down there, that he's performed at before, and then there's the comedy seller, the new comedy club that he's just performed at. He's comparing the two.

So, shall we hold different vibe, and they're both, to me, great vibes. You know what I mean? I don't want to attend scale. So they're great at a one to 10 scale. Does he even listen to himself? Do you know what a one to 10 scale is? It's the integers from one to 10.

You would pick one of those integers and say here's the rating I would give it. Great. Eight? No, no, no. Great. Shove-in. Shove-in. How many ashes are there in Shove-in?

He said they're both great on a scale of 1 to 10. That's the 40s things I've ever heard of this podcast. He didn't even know he did it. That's how fucking dumb this guy is. Oh poor rich. I'm not smart. And I know how dumb this guy is. I do have this clip too that I want to play.

I'm going to play a clip that I have from my soundboard that is Bonnie. And then I'm going to play a rich clip from this most recent episode. It's going to sound like they're talking to each other. But they're not. This is the magic of podcasts. It's boring as shit.

It's not boring. People want to know what we do when we're on a road. You're going to it's boring under your breath, and I'm gonna go do that fourth wall or whatever they say, or this is the saying. I'm gonna go over that fourth wall. Are you gonna go fucking a wall climbing

on the fourth wall, you idiot? Oh. Ha ha ha. Did Bonnie reach out about coming on the show? Oh, I cannot wait to have her on the show. Bonnie, come on the show. I like her more and more every week. I love Bonnie.

She's my favorite. In Rich Boss, I've said this many times. Talented stand-up comedian. Terrible podcaster. Terrible. Surprisingly bad. I told you a while back I was gonna listen to every episode that you tease. Yes. So I can get in on. Yes, and you've been doing that quite a bit, which is surprised. I remember, you know, four or five weeks ago when you reviewed this one, I'd listen to it.

It was infuriating. It was infuriating. It was infuriating. It's hard to listen to him because the way he talks. There's that. And then there's the things that he says. Oh, but that episode, he started out with a dish or a dryer part that he had a fucking biolid.

Compelling stuff, man. What did you leave out that didn't make the cut? Jesus Christ. Apparently on a week to week basis, there's not enough going out in this guy's life to fill a podcast. But I don't believe that I do. Are professional comedians? Yeah, but they're boring. Okay. So here's the thing that you should do. Here's the thing you should do. Hey, stop podcasting. Probably the easiest thing you could do, right? Just don't turn on the microphone and go about your day. The other thing you could do is come up with a show format

and a reason to podcast and maybe have a topic and maybe have segments or a bit. I don't know. What do I know? I'm just an amateur podcaster. What can I possibly know about show business? He's a professional guy in show business. Rich, you fucking suck.

Come on, man. I can see a trading places type movie coming up with you and Rich. That'd be cute. No way, he already podcasts, so that actually doesn't work at all. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. All right. I want to talk about the recent reviews on iTunes for WATP. Doug 131313 says,

on September 6th, if you ever wondered is the subject and then the I Never know what to call this is the body of it, I guess the body if you ever wondered what it's like to be in a North Korean hard labor camp This podcast is for you Five stars. All right. All right. Die. This this guy gets it Then Jimmy D123 on September 3rd said this podcast is garbage. I gave us one star though. You'd think you'd be in on it, but he's now. I tried to listen to this podcast and made it about 15 minutes. All the hosts do is whine about how bad other podcasts are when their own podcast is exponentially worse.

They all sound like they are recording in a fish bowl and their singular reference is the tired show Opie and Anthony. Do us a favor and stop clogging the internet with garbage. He's garbage as much as I do. He's very garbage centric. G-E-D, come on the show, you and body, let's go. Oh my god. And it's not a fish bowl, okay? Yeah. it's a tank. Yeah, it's a fish tank. I have an adult job. I can afford a tank.

All right, this one is not for me. I came in expecting pizza, but this podcast is a hamburger. Don't get me wrong, it's a really good hamburger, but pizza was what I was looking for. Perhaps the show would be better if they added a visual element. These days it's pretty easy to get paid programming on local stations late at night.

That is from Sir Finca, he gives us five stars. I'll take the five stars. I'll take it. I like that a lot. He was looking for. No, it wasn't to see us though. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that.

This next one from September 2nd from Skippy-O says, this show is cancer. This show is garbage and makes you want to kill myself whenever I listen to it. He writes three out of five stars and gave us five stars. That's the most interesting review of. I love that. Yeah, I love that review.

That's well done. That's all the new reviews that I wanted to talk about. I want to review the review of I love that yeah, I love that review. That's well done That's all that's all the new reviews that I wanted to talk about so I want to review the review of last week when they talked about Yeah, the creators of you. Oh, that was my favorite one ever such a fan of that. Oh, yeah Let me find that one to do a callback. I'm happy to read that one again because that was one of the funniest fucking things Hi This is the worst thing produced by humans since the humans that produced the host of this podcast, one star. And it's from your parents.

Oh, it's weird. They're self-loving Jews. That actually, I don't know what the fuck. I think I'm going to. We've talked about a lot today, Chris. What did we talk about? Oh, put your. Do you remember the name of the show?

Did we listen to earlier? Oh, yeah, that's right. What's your alternative name for liquor license? Well, what do you got? I was actually influenced and a little excited when they started going into the hip-hop thing, which you know, it's outside my wheelhouse, but I've always been and outside of looking in all 90s edition. Yeah, 90s hip hop. So I was thinking fear of a whack podcast. All right, well, if you don't like that one. That's it. That's it.

Thank you. You couldn't even come up with your own thing left. I was slow to get out of the board, sorry. All right, well, you're gonna love license, doose chill. Oh! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Can I get a drop? Mmm, drops! Thank you. I totally forgot that we do that segment, so I don't have anything. Moving on.

We've talked about liquor license too much. In my opinion, I have not had these notes. In my opinion, we talked about it way too much. In my 90s notes. In my opinion, we talked about it way too much. We listened to OP and his show for people with no friends. We heard Voss talk about his exciting tales from Vegas. I would have pulled more of the conversation with his daughter, but I didn't get that fire. Well, you know, what are you going to do?

So we're done. So we're done here, right? No, no, no. Oh wait, there's another thing. No, no, no, there's another thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, body shh. There's another thing. What it means is it must be time for The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. We're doing something a little bit different this week. Next week we're taking off because you and I have a show in Buffalo. Oh yeah. At that brewery or whatever. Are we picking crows? We're bringing crows.

We got criss, we got crows. We got the go-go dances. We're all going to Buffalo to play a show. And the next day, I down it. And then the next day, I have to go to the bills game. I have to watch the bills get beat by the Chargers, which will be a lot of fun. Fortunately, I'll be blacked out by that. All right. So I won't remember anything that I saw. So I won't be able to bitch about it. So next week is not good for me. I have a lot going on. We're gonna take a week on now, but the weekend after that,

I have two co-hosts coming in, one of whom has never been on the show before, and I'm super, super stoked about it. It's a guy who's extremely connected with the comedy scene, the national comedy scene, and I don't have a clip of the show we're gonna review, but I'll just tell you what it is because it's one of the most popular podcasts in the world. It's called My Favorite Murder.

I've never listened to the show in my life. It's been suggested to us. In fact, I could probably tell you who suggested it if I would pull up that document here. My Favorite Murder was suggested by this is called feeling time. This is what radio shows do to fill time. Alicia. Oh, that for that. Alicia coming up next. We got this like go down for to Alicia. Alicia says, why don't you guys review my favorite murder?

My favorite murder is always on the top of the chart. I've never heard this show. I'm sure my wife has, she loves these murder porn shows. So it's a true crime. It's a true crime show. We stopped doing true crime shows for a while. Yeah, I noticed. Yeah.

Couldn't remember why, but. Yeah, why did we stop doing that? It's like someone tried to get me Fire or murdered something So I don't have a clip why don't you have a clip? I'm just curious Because he showed up in my house and I asked you for more more time Because honestly it doesn't matter everyone knows knows my favorite murder, right? We're off next week. I'll probably put up some kind of fucking bust up thing. The week after that, we're doing my favorite murder

with a couple of my favorite hosts. So I'm very much looking forward to that. Chris, thank you for joining us this week. Oh, my pleasure. It's fireball is what you mean. It's been a lot of fun. And I appreciate you that segment with the ice and the chips. I've been noticing you've been doing that segment. My next podcast is just going to be called Carle Eating Potato Chips. I'm looking forward to that. I think it's going to get five stars

on iTunes. Thanks for having me. Sorry. Thanks for coming over. Thanks for coming over. I do appreciate it. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode We find out once for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony This dude is fucking corn You're not carrot man All of it's bad, none of it's good. It's boring as a kid. What is this garbage?

How did they have a pineapple? This is bullshit. Oh, fucking cares! Come on in. What is this? What are these? Pod cuss. I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. Who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Why at those sit-backs? We're in the reggae of this year, right? Stuck in a big mess. Yeah.