Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep121 - My Favorite Murder

Episode Date: September 23, 2018

This week we review one of the biggest podcasts on the planet. I'm writing this because it's not immediately evident upon listening. These women are good at broadcasting but they talk about TV shows for 15 minutes. That's weird, right? Vinnie joins us this week to get uncomfortable as we talk about Opie Radio. There are also updates from Planet Maynard, The Dick Show, and Cum Town. Two of those three shows like us. Our friend Doug from Who's Right could use your help, his house was destroyed in Hurricane Florence. Contribute here: https://www.gofundme.com/hurricane-relief-fund-for-doug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cous, Couseru, Couseru! Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. It's hilarious, the show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P W-A-T-E Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that doesn't encourage their billionaire guests to smoke weed on YouTube. I'm your host, Carl.

With me this week is Vinnie Paul Lino from Comedy at the Carlson Cast. Hello, everyone. Hey, Vinnie, thanks so much. I'm sorry, I missed my cue. These headphones are confusing. Thanks so much for joining us, Vinnie Paul Lino from Comedy at the Carlson Cast. Hello, everyone. Hey, Vinnie, thanks so much. I'm sorry I missed my cue. These headphones are confusing. Thanks so much for joining us, Vinnie. Let's not tear down the fourth wall too much about the headphones, all right?

Oh my goodness. Thank you for having me again. It is a pleasure to be back. I would also like to thank you for the past, just slightly roughing me up on your show and not completely ruining it. Oh, of course, buddy. I wouldn't do, I like your show a lot.

And people should check out, comment at the Carlson cast with SkySans and Gilbert Godfried recently. Well, you could try out the Gilbert episode. That was fun. I got to see you open for Gilbert. Not open. You were the feature act. I was the feature act for Gilbert Godfried. For Gilbert Godfried. I had a good time.

I'd like to remind our listeners that you can visit us at whoarethese.com. Leave us a voicemail, 585-612-1388. Email the show WATPShow at gmail.com. Also we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes, but then shoot all over us in the comments section. I have a couple examples of that. Some new reviews they came in that we'll be getting to. But today we'll be reviewing a podcast called My Favorite Murder.

This was a suggestion that came in from Alicia. We have both listened to the show. Absolutely. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. We are going to get into it right away. Also, we have been off for a couple of weeks. Last week I had to go watch the bills get destroyed and Buffalo. So we have a lot to catch up on.

We'll be talking about the latest with the DIC show, planet Maynard. We have a come town update. And of course, we'll be dropping in on OP. How is the Opster? Oh, he's great. The Opster is the gift that keeps on giving. It's amazing. So there's a lot to get to. Also, I do want to put this out there, Doug from the Who's Right Podcast who co-hosts the show from time to time, his home was destroyed by Hurricane Florence, and that's a real thing. So there is a GoFundMe, I'll put a link in the show description

if anybody wants to help out our buddy, Doug. So you want to open with the sad stuff, do you? Well, this is the great thing about Doug, though. The guy lost everything. Okay. And has it lost as a humor? He put an update that says, it turns out that, and this is commonly known I found out, when an area floods, it's not just ocean slash river water that comes into your house,

it's also sewer. In other words, I am pretty sure my entire neighborhood ate Mexican food to prepare for the storm. So, his furniture is covered in shit. And that's what he's dealing with right now. So we'll put the go-fun me link. Nice place. Up in the nice place.

How much is it? Not just what I needed to raise here. A couple hundred bucks. Yeah, couple hundred bucks. It's North Carolina. Okay, that's all I'm going to find. I'm just wondering, like, I mean, there's worst places that could have been flooded.

We listened to my favorite murder. There's two hosts of this show, Karen and Georgia. Karen and Georgia have a huge following. This is one of the biggest podcasts ever exists. That one is? You didn't know that? No. You didn't know that my favorite murder

is a top 10 podcast, top five in the comedy category. And the comedy, you didn't know this. No. You didn't do any research on this show. No, I looked at it straight. You didn't know this. No. You didn't do any research on this show. No, I looked to do it straight. You shot me the thing. I listened to it.

We listen purpose. That's comedy. We listen purposefully to a studio episode. They do live episodes as well. And they have a tour that's coming up. Did you know that? Well, let me get on the photo to see if we can get him to town. Well, I have bad news for you, many.

The tour is all sold out. This is a huge show. No, take a look at this. Where are they gonna be? Take a look at this. Oh, West Coast. No, they got New York. Oh, New York.

Well, they're not gonna make it in Charlotte. They're gonna choose it. That's Charlotte, show. That's Charlotte, show. Show is gonna be rough. Maybe Doug will be there. Right. Maybe he can do that from his shitty living room.

Too soon what? What's the problem? No. No problem. I don't know Doug. Doug, your living room's filled with shit. I'm sorry Fred. Let's get into this.

I want to start playing some clips. Vinnie, you brought some clips. I have some clips. We listened to an episode called Glugal. And these women are both professional entertainers. The one is a stand up. The other one is a TV host. I think she's on the cooking network or something like that.

Solacious. Solacious. And what they do is, there's the show for Manages us. They start off with this weird improv thing that they do for 20 to 30 minutes, just kind of shooting the shit and trying to be funny. Then one of them reads a true crime story about a murder and then the other one reads a true crime story about a murder and then they wrap it up. Uh huh. Yeah, that's summed up the episode we listened to. Okay. I think that's typically the format I could be wrong. I only

let's know a couple of other episodes. But I do want to mention the name of this episode we listen to was, was Google and do you know why it was called Gluego Vinny? Because of a silly little improv joke? Well, I think the woman has a little flub as she's trying to pronounce the word Google and it turns into hilarity. So I put into Google, good old Google. What if I had like 99 cents for a brand Google?

Like a Google. Ah! Sponsored by Olmer's Glue. Glue-Gul. It'll help you look stuff up. We don't really know that much. Or sorry, your fingers are stuck on the keyboard now. Stop eating that glue, Georgia. Guys, for kindergarteners, I'm only a glue girl.

Um, glue girl. Ball. So that's the kind of hilarious excitement that is involved in this podcast. It typically ranks right behind Joe Rogan as one of the top comedy podcasts. So listen, that tells me something about society. Okay. I have learned that over time that 50% of society is below average.

This is true. Okay, so let's say, at least 49% yes. Okay, so at least 49% is below average, right? Ha, ha, ha. So that means there's a lot of people who like a lot of blow average things, and we can't be completely shocked when blow average.

I'm not gonna correlate the two things because that would be wrong. I am, I'm doing it all day. But the fans of the show are women. Now I'm not correlating what you were just saying with that. I'm just pointing out all of the fans of the show are women, this is not for us. Yes, I've noticed this. This show is not for you and I. In fact, I believe if you listen to the third clip that I sent you, Carl, it might be a

good time to pop that up. I believe it was my sister, something about my sister. It's called Sister Recommended. Your sister told you to listen to it. She's been telling you forever. You don't need to open it. You never listen to her. And you don't like puns, she knows that. So we're not gonna do that in the beginning. No, they were catering all this to you. Yeah. You don't know me at all. Yeah, right?

You don't know me at all. I actually, I think I have a similar clip that goes on a little bit further. And this is just an example of the improv that they start the show off with where they're just kind of riffing. And I'm not saying that women are below average in any way. I wasn't saying that either. I'm just saying this podcast is. Less somebody put those two things together. Those two things do not correlate in any single way.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's an example of the improv. Your sister told you to listen to it. She's been telling you forever. You don't need to open. And you never listen to her. And you don't like puns. She knows that. So we're not going to do that in the beginning. No, they were catering all this to you. Yeah. Bitchy bitchy bitchy.

Bitchy. Bitcherman. Ashley Bitcherman. Oh my god, I went to college with Ashley Bitcherman and it sounds like she's not nice, but she's one of the nicest girls on our dorm floor. I feel so bad for her, Nellie. You know, like you think she would have changed it at some point.

You know what she did? She tried to do that thing. We're like, it's Peterman. And it's like, Ashley, it's not Peterman. And everyone knows it. And even if it is, it doesn't matter because we're gonna say Peterman. We don't care that it's Austrian. Like, it's Peterman.

No one believes that you live in that castle from the poster. Ashley with two ease. What the hell are you talking about? So this is the problem with improv, Eddie. Oh my God. The problem with improv is that somebody says a thing and then they just have to keep going with it. Whether it makes sense or not, there's something to be said for silence.

There's something to be said for just keep it a fake move it along. We listen to a show called Hollywood Handbook a few weeks ago. Oh yeah. I hear from my ear with that. Not in the other show. Those guys do improv poorly on purpose and they have a huge fan base. I will say that compared to Hollywood Handbook, these women are Don Reckles because at least they do have decent chops for improv.

I will tell you, I listened to an episode of them live in Vegas. And they started off the show 20 minutes just doing improv and crowd work and it was actually impressive. They were very good at that. They held their own, they had some jokes, there was a lot of pandering a lot of like how's it going lost Vegas? Oh Don't be Ashley bit your man Well, they did a lot of pandering shit, which is weird because nobody lives in Las Vegas And by the way, can I also just get back to one point on that clip?

Yeah, you know I wouldn't, if my sister recommended a podcast, I wouldn't listen to it because she's an alcoholic. It's just that what she's doing. So that's a terrible thing to say to me. If my sister used the word podcast, I'd be impressed. Like what? You know what the internet?

We have much to talk about. Oh, this is podcast. This is part, I mean, I talk about actually bitch. Sure, man. And that's not a real person. But I talk about Ashley bitch. Sure, man And that's our real person But I make you think she's real cuz like they pretend it reminded me of you cuz you talk jokes, right? Yeah, I was Impressed with these women there one of the top podcasts. I can see why they're pretty good at hosting a show at

podcast, I can see why they're pretty good at hosting a show at going back and forth with a live audience there. They did a great job. Remind me to tell you a story that Maynard sent me about their show in Melbourne, which is interesting. But when I was surprised about was you want me to remember Maynard in Melbourne? Yeah, can you remember that for me? Can you remind me? Got it. And remind me to plug into my fridge too. I, kill yourself. This is surprising to me. I didn't pull every single instance of this, but it started to wear on me, so I started to pull these clips

of just the mouth noises these women make. This is one of the top podcasts in the world. This is not a professional broadcasting technique. Listen to this. Yo, yo. This is not a professional broadcasting technique listen to this. Oh yeah Is there so much saliva that's in order to open your mouth and has to unstick itself? Let me tell you, if you didn't tell me what that was and you just played that for me, I would think it was the world's worst port. Yeah, your pants, like just the most disgusting.

Your pants would be getting tight right now if I had told you that was just their fucking mouth. I don't know, it did not sound sexy. That sounds like a girl just like, I like gumming on stuff. That they're on you. There were two things that they improvved about at the beginning that they rift you. There were two things that they improvved about at the beginning that they were rift on.

Yeah. Two different subjects. One of them were the subgroups of the fans of their show are in niche subgroups. Now the murderinos. Now the fans of their show are called murderinos. Just like the fans of our show are called bag slappers. However, I will tell you, it was suggested

on Twitter and I agree with this, we should change it to Couser Roo's. Couser Roo's. I think that the fans of our show are now called Couser Roo's. So I'm going to go with that. But anyway, getting back to you. So let it be done. It's done. I'm getting back to setting up this bit they're going to do about the subgroups within the murderino group There are subgroups. This is the part of the podcast that we started just last week We're we we're gonna read you some of the names of the subgroups from the Facebook page since we shut down the main

Facebook page Everyone's looking for a place to belong. We get that. Mm-hmm. We understand. Why not be very specific about it. That's right. Okay. So it's very specific subgroup. She get that. Can she get through that sentence? That was wrong. She sounded like she was short-circuited. There's a few parts of that. Can I place it? You said that. I have to play you a clip. The face, but were they this woman just forgot how to talk for a second listen to this yeah there's I mean it's pretty not the fuck was that stuntering jello be like dude you're not a very good broadcaster all right so what's they they have a rare Anderson Nicholas Cage. All right, so they set up this thing where they have these subgroups and they're going to

go into the examples of the subgroups of murderinos. And this is where hilarity ensues, ready? For example, say that you're in the Facebook group fear and murder in Las Vegas, the Las Vegas murderinos. Hi, that's a good one. Or how about SSDJPS, say, stay sexy, don't join a pyramid scheme. Oh, that's fun.

What's fun about that, Benny? Well, good advice is always fun, Carl. Stay sexy, don't join a pyramid scheme. Is about as random as you can be. It's not interesting or funny, right? Am I missing something? No, no, but don't join a pyramid scheme. Yeah. Oh, they they riff on that too. Oh, I heard. Oh, I heard. These are probably people who did join a pyramid scheme. Okay, whatever. So more suckers that listen to your show. Got some more examples of the subgroups that are-

Wouldn't it be great if like 90% of their audiences were people who just were suckered at a pyramid scheme at one point? Well, it is mostly women. So very possible. They're just sitting there listening to this giggling box of our bod. Surprised women. Right exactly. I don't even need this many dives.

Why did I buy so many dives? How about, and then you're also into, say you're really into HDTV, as for me, for example, and so you're also on my favorite open concept kitchen. Boom! Be more funny. What is funny about that, you're in the HGTV, so my favorite open concept kitchen? I don't even know what an open concept kitchen is.

Well, because you don't watch HGTV, need to do I. But I don't understand why. So just saying my favorite in front of it makes it a clever name for your subgroup. And what I don't understand is like, I get your show's my favorite murder, which by the way, is morbid and weird. Yeah.

But the fact that these people are like, oh, these are my regular interests, I'm gonna toss and murder at the end as well. Right. Which also is a very, very weird thing for these people to be doing. Well, that, I should tell you the story that Maynard sent me.

He sent me, when he heard that we were doing this show, so Maynard lives in Australia. Yeah. He said they did a live show in Maynard, the Melbourne murderina. That's right. He's probably a Melbourne murderina. He sent me, and no, he said, they came down here to the live show.

They were talking about a police officer who was murdered. And the way that these two go about their broadcasting is they have a little fun with that. Sure. They mix in the true crime with comedy, which is what their niche is. Apparently, parents of a cop were in the audience. The one woman was sobbing uncontrollably at how they were handling the situation and the guy stood up and started screaming at them from the crowd and pretty much ruined the show.

They never put it out there, you can't find it. I read the whole sub-read it. Do you need some notes about it? These people know anything about marketing. Yeah, you gotta put that out. No fooling. Yeah, don't let that be a secret. Something crazy happened at your live show.

I'd be put it on every other episode. And if you're doing a show that's a reverent about murder and someone loses their mind, right? That's then mission accomplished, ladies. Well, apparently these two women were very shook and up by the fact that this person was yelling at them and then they got real serious. And listen, anyone who's a fan of true crime, you like it because it's titillating. Right.

You know, a self-park college, it's murder porn. You're not actually concerned about the victims. Let's not pretend that you're holier than thou, or you give a shit. You just enjoy it. It's true. And if you would like to hear true crime done right, you should probably listen to last podcast on the left.

Last podcast on the left is a fun one. That's a great one. That's all I'm gonna say. It's very entertaining. I. That's a great one. That's all I'm gonna say. It's very entertaining. I think it's a great one. I agree. I agree. They seem to have their shit together.

What these women do is just read the internet. Exactly. Which is what most of these shows do. They just read the internet. Like if I wanted to read about this case, I know where Wikipedia is too. Right. I can find it very easily.

Research. Zero research. I don't understand this thing. And it's a lot of these types of shows where and These shows all do the same cases So there's this bizarre murder case that hasn't been solved and you can listen to 87 people talk about it and read the same thing for you entry and read through it for you

I don't know about you Vinny. I'm a Great reader as you can tell from what I read our iTunes comments, but I can read myself. I don't need someone to read it to me. Well, I find it to be like one of these things where they feel that that's if everybody's doing it, then they have to do it too. I feel like the True Crime genre and podcast just in general is probably like the second most flooded is supposed to comedy. Oh definitely. Like I think it goes comedy, True Crime.

Oh, True Crime is way up there for sure. Yeah, it's just everybody thinks they can do it. But it's not just that. It also has a huge following. Right. It's a example by the show. It's a way in the True Crime. Right.

She listens to all these types of shows. You know, sword and scales, always one of the top shows and up and vanish and all these different shows are the biggest shows people listen to. Right. It's all the same fucking bullshit. Pretty, what are we doing? Why are we just doing that? We can be reading Wikipedia right now. Well, this is way more fun. All right. So we should be writing Wikipedia right now. It's really be mess with people. That actually is a pretty good idea. Here is a clip, again, talking about some of these subgroups, and this one falls flat even for them.

Now, these two laugh at each other no matter what each other say. Not this time. Well, can I just tell you before you do that? That's a radio trick. Correct. That is just all it is. It's a radio trick is like.

You get people thinking that it's a lot of fun, we're all laughing and it's all falling. Because nothing's more awkward than when you have to work with someone, right? And like they make a joke and then they start to get the laugh. They're like, ha ha ha ha with the joke. And you have to, at that point,

not leave them hanging because you're contractually obligated. Which is why Open Anthony was the greatest radio show of all time because Jim Norton came on there and he let things die. And he would look around the room and somebody'dbed and just be like, no, don't respond to that. And it seemed was tough crowd with Colin Quinn when that was on camera. He said, all day long, they would let things die.

And it was the best. When you have that fuck, I just said the dumbest thing. And it's not funny. And everyone knows it. And that's how you turn television into reality shows. This is just to let that stuff happen. We love reality shows in America, but they're phony. You want to have reality shows?

Watch live TV. That's how you got to do. Watch live TV people are the worst. So here's an example of one of these subgroups and just this is not fun or funny and thankfully it does not get a reaction. What about the nail durinos? They just love nails.

Why is nail durinos? Why would that possibly be at your second? If you don't get it, I'm not explaining it to you. Here is the last one I'm going to play about the subgroups. And this is not how comedy works, Vinny. I'll explain. I've never been sure I've ever understood how comedy works. I'll explain why in a minute,

but this is the opposite of how comedy works. What about my favorite sensory deprivation tank? Listen, we're getting specific now. Is that real? I swear to God. It's right there. You bet it makes it. Yes.

Well, then how about my favorite vegans? Great. So the woman says, what about my favorite vegans? Great. So the woman says, what about my favorite sensory deprivation tank, which is very specific. Yes, it is. People who are into that sort of thing. And then she goes, oh, I want up that.

My favorite vegan. Well, there's a lot of vegan. That's not a, there's probably like, that's probably a real thing. Yeah, it's probably on there. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's the reason. And joke, like it shows how did you should use that

sooner and they got to that sensory deprivation tank thing. Obviously if we're structuring jokes the sensory deprivation tank is the closer car. That's probably the closer right? It's so funny. Funnier than the nail Dorinos. That's for sure. Vinnie, I've been taking over. I've been hogging this up. What do you got? I'm nothing.

Yeah, I think Clip's that you wanna listen to? Well, I just wanna make a couple of points. He says nothing. All right, well, thanks to the opportunity, guys. I will see you next week. Yeah, I'm done. No, so the things I liked about this show, there was one joke that they got over

and I will give them credit. But before I play it I want to just there's I believe it was like clippers like disinterested like when they tell a story the stories like the reactions are like oh oh ah ah like the one girl reads it and the other person just reacts barely I can't handle it and then they'll say something that actually could be interesting and then they go nowhere with it in different out of the blue Sure, yeah, sure out of the blue. She's murdered. Okay Out of the blue she's murdered in the street the middle of the day. That's what the episode's about a lady getting murdered Little shit. Oh, so I'm ready. Right. A celebrity getting out of the street and out of the blue. She's better

That's not good storytelling. Now, listen, that's a quick clip, but that sums up a lot. Yeah. Now, the other one is there's something about a gun. Find the one I put you about a gun. Yeah, I think it's called, uh, fucked with the gun, how? Yeah, exactly. They start saying something interesting, and it goes nowhere. The killer had, like, fucked with the gun to make it different somehow.

That's really poor research. Right. There's nothing there like they could have modified the gun so that it would the bullet was untraceable. Right. Give me something. Like they fucked with the gun somehow. These are people who have never seen a gun in their lives.

Like they've only heard about it conceptually. So when they say we fucked with the gun I'm like that's all I need to know I'm good right that makes sense right and so I just would like to also what else was on there what else I got on there because I wrote that you got more indifference more difference perfect sum it up I know it sucks know it sucks. They're talking about this one. They're talking about it murdered. Like yeah, I know it sucks. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I think it's part of the fun of this show is that they don't take these things seriously. We're just everyone else tries to drum up the drum on. They'll have music beds underneath it. Make it seem like you're supposed to be all freaked out about this weird random occurrence that never happens. New gizzish it. Yeah. I agree.

I agree. It's so, I will say that's the second story they told was very entertaining. The second story sounded like an urban legend. It did. It sounded like an absolute urban legend, but maybe, maybe they might have found the story it was based on, I don't know.

Do you have clips on that? I don't. I don't care enough to make clips on that. I didn't pull a lot of clips from the story time because it was just them reading the internet. Right. So I didn't find that very good. But like, that's the thing.

Like, if you could tell a story in a compelling way, you could take an internet article and make it interesting. I mean, people do it every day that have good shows that they take it. And you could look at the copy that somebody wrote and you could create something and paint it in a great picture and make it entertaining and recycle information.

There's a couple of things you can do. There's a couple of things you can do. You can do your research and tie it together in a different, like you said, make it a compelling story. No, I'm talking about even if you're a hack reading from the internet. But the other thing you can do

is you can add your own point of view on it and make it your own and say, this is, this is, I'm probably, that's what Alex it your own and say, this is, you know, this is, probably that's what Alex Jones is, right? He's like, you know, he sees an article and he turns it into like this wild speculation. Well, guess what? These women also do that.

I call this clip wild speculation and I don't believe what a true crime shows do this, but maybe this is what there's most to do. Can I add to something? Please, just as I make it up, please always, always, that they were like, all right, pin it on the, the local eccentric, bounced this over to MI5, and that's why no one else got murdered, that they probably had things in place, but it went full on deep covers, the IA British style, which is MI5.

So this was just went all the way to this is a government conspiracy and the intelligence agencies were in on it. And the other one goes, yeah. That makes the most sense. That makes the most sense. I love it. Did you know that you can join their fan club? It's called the fan cult.

Did you know that? I bet you do because they do a very long long hard sell. Yes, I in fact, it's even called fan cult hard sell. And we're also about to leave on our fucking tour, a fall tour. So we'll be posting videos from backstage. Yeah. Every week we're posting unboxing videos of like amazing gifts that people have been giving us. posting unboxing videos of like amazing gifts that people have been giving us. We're gonna, and there's much more stuff planned for the fan cult too. Like when we just did our mini-sode that we did in conjunction with the movie Searching and then the searching people gave us, Sony gave us a bunch of free tickets to Searching for the fan cult members. So there's tons of perks. Well, well, well, if I set up for their fan club, whichever that costs,

I could potentially maybe get a ticket to a movie? Whoa, okay. No, the thing that's crazy in that clip, and I think that's crazy that clip is that people are setting the gifts and they're probably not even sending them pictures back. They're sending them gifts, and if I pay money to be part of their cult, I can watch videos

of them opening the gifts that they got. That's insane. I'm going to watch videos of them opening gifts and I have to pay money for that. We're in the wrong business, Vini. We're not doing this right. If you would like to hear me complain about a gift you've sent me. Yes, no one has to do that. Send a gift to Vini and then he'll put up a video beyond a paywall, then you can watch him open it and mother fuck you and then throw it out

in the garbage. Absolutely. If you want to see it, you got to pay. They start off the show as I said, just trying to riff on things. At the 10 minute and 30 second mark, they say, they're a little disappointed, they're like, oh, we don't have any more nonsense

to talk about. So they literally say, they're a little disappointed, they're like, oh, we don't have any more nonsense to talk about. So they literally say, should we get the show started now? That's a quickie, should we start? I know. We usually have so many other things to talk about. At 10 and a half minutes in, should we start? Yeah, I don't know. Why not?

You could have started 10 and a half minutes ago, but go ahead, why not start now? But then they don't start. They continue to talk about shit. And this is after another 10 minutes goes by after that. They say this. So yeah, we did have stashly. We thought we had nothing to talk about, but look at us.

We get so much to talk about. Well, I also have been watching a show called Your Worst Nightmare. Do you know what they talked about in all their time? Mini. What's that that TV shows they watch? Yeah, yeah. This is one of the top podcasts in the world. I watched that one too.

And they're talking about TV shows they watch, but then it gets even worse. They talk about how a friend of theirs is also watching this TV show. You know what it is. I felt for me. My friend Jason, who I talked about a lot in the show, but I've known him since we worked at the gap together and just go, and we were 20. You never dated, it's never a thing. And he started it after me and he was in the, he was in the first episode and he was just like,

why is everyone talking about the show? I don't know. And whatever. Oh, fucking cares. Thank you, Bonnie McFarland. How could I possibly care about Jason's opinion about a show I've never watched and don't care about and don't even care about your opinion on it? What did Jason think about that lady getting murdered?

Give me something along with what this is supposed to be about. I have no idea why they're talking about these TV shows, but then rather than talk about the show that they like, they talk about how the show makes them feel. Patricia Clarkson is unbuttable. She's so good in this that I hated her. I hated her. I'll hate her forever because she was so good at this.

I hated that kitchen. Anytime they went near that kitchen, there's lots of things that's so realistic of walking by a doorway and someone like, well, it looks like you're a back home. And I'm like in the doorway like fuck. They carved the way the door. The sound of the fucking screen door smacking clothes

when you came home in the morning. Kind of the thing. Now I had one of those. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. They better be talking to us. What what was that? I don't know there's so many things I'm trying to analyze like it started off with just a crazy weird cultural thing of People hating out of the people for their success which I never understood why don't you just say wow? She did a really good job on that show and that's a nice kitchen. No, I think they hated her because she was playing a character out there that was meant to be hated.

She said she's so good because they hated her. She's so good at being, I have no idea. I don't even know. I don't know. Why? We both listen to the same thing and hurt different things. And either one of us knows. We have no idea.

That's the point. It's a kerfuffle. I would say it's rubbish. Oh, there you go. Well, the show is boring because chat sad. They're just reading the story from the internet. And this is proof that she's reading. She loses her place. It does this.

Right. So, and me, ways. Okay, eight years after a sentencing. What kind of show is that? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not, and me, ways. least they're well informed. Nick Frost also has a really awesome, like futuristic outer space show that's hilarious that has the tall girl that we've talked about.

What kind of conversation is this? She doesn't even know what she's talking about. The tall girl. You know, the tall girl, the guy has the show about the thing and then the tall girl is in, you know what I mean, right Vinnie? No, that's it's not good. It's not that good kids I don't know like I don't know I really that for us. It's not for us. No Vinnie I've got it's not it's not it's just the whole thing doesn't make a lot of sense Well, it's makes sense in the fact that these women are good at broadcasting. They're good at presenting information, and they don't take true crime seriously. Okay.

They have a little bit of fun with it. It's fine. Great. It's fine. Do you have any other clips you want to play out? I'm good on this episode. I'm all out. No, you got a couple other ones.

What do I get on that? What's the music that opens the show? It sounds like a serious episode of Dawson's Creek. Like that leaves on a cliffhanger. Well, I have another issue with this music, but let me just play it first. That's their theme song. It sounds like it's gonna start going to turn the page by pop-seeker. You're right though about the Dawson's Creek reference.

My problem with it was, who did the mix on that? The guitar is at least twice as loud as the vocal track. It's supposed to be the other way around. It was all fucking shitty guitar riff. That's all I heard. Yes it was. And then someone in a bathroom somewhere saying my favorite murder, they're like,

oh yeah, let's leave that in. It blood out into the tape. We'll just leave it in. That's fine. It's what I'd imagine, like if they were filming and opening this, it would just be a lady getting dirt thrown out of her. Oh, she's just but

I don't know it's like she does sound very muffled. Yes You have a clip on here. Now I'm playing your clips. I haven't listened to these yet What did I what did I say it's finishing each other sentences? Oh? I don't remember you minding you what you're clueless. Oh, yeah First few seconds. The song I hated, and that this opened up. I said, fuck you, Carl. Oh, I get this.

I get this, I get this a lot. I fuck you. I get that a lot. Hello. Welcome to here. This is my favorite murder, the podcast. Where? Come on.

I can't, I don't want to do it anymore Where we talk about murder and trick crime and His heart sentences. That's it. I thought that my favorite murder was a podcast that blue and also wasn't very good I'm the worst you got one more clip. I'm just gonna play out even though it is I'm about swingers Oh, this is the line that made me laugh. Oh, oh, yeah. Something that's the best you ever get. So during the murderino thing, they said there was like,

swiggers and they went out a weird tangent about swiggers. Yeah. And I actually always thought that like, I always used to watch that real sex show. Yeah. It was like the other thing he was out. And it was disgusting. Oh.

And this line actually summed it up pretty good. You get real quick though. I used to do a bit about it. Do you remember real sex before the internet? Yeah. Plus it would come out on HBO at 11.30 and I would, yes, real sex is on. And there was nothing that you could spank it to.

And it was all way too real. It was real. Yeah. So this is the line that summed up real sex to me and made me kind of laugh. So when we talk, credit to them for this. Or when we talk about swingers,

it's gonna be movie bodies and movie people and it's Truly like if you walk through a Costco and everybody and the detergent aisle started fuck Fuck it. Yeah, I thought that was a pretty good line. I'll give her credit on that That was the one smile they got out of it. I can picture that I can picture that. Yeah exactly right exactly right All right. What else do I have on here? Let's get into some of the other news and events that are going on in the world of WATP.

W-A-T-B. No, you got a WATV. I talked about how Dick asked me to be on the Dick show. And I was excited about that because I'm a huge fan. So I went on the Discord, which is what you get on in the order to go on Dick show. And he had a lot going on that day and never picked up on me. He reached out a couple of weeks later and said, oh, come on, we'll get you on this week. And then he tried to get me on, but he picked up on the wrong person.

So I called in and left a voicemail and I just want to play him playing my voicemail on his show. Oh, okay. Okay. That's a good rage. Okay. Hey, Dick, it's Carl from Who Are These Podcasts calling him because you told me to call into the show a couple weeks in a row there.

I did. You never picked up on me. That's, you know, let's find. I'm sorry. Watching your show. I'm sorry, man. The only thing that pisses me off, it really makes me a rage, is that when I do someone show, I come prepared. Yeah. So in preparation to be on the mighty big show, I listen to an entire episode of the best debate in the universe. But I'm not reviewing on my show. There's a reason why I would have to listen

to this fucking garbage, except I wanna have a good conversation with you dick. So listen to this show. Episode 115, his guest is a guy named Paul Fart. And Paul Fart is a guy who farted on Instagram. This show is all about farting. I listen to an hour of that news chick Taylor telling fart jokes so I can be entertaining

and compelling on your show. I'm sorry. And what do I do? I sat there waiting to talk about farting. Thanks a lot, Dick. Go fuck yourself. Oh, sorry, man. You're talking to Adi's.com.

W-A-T-P. Who are these podcasts? I want to talk to that guy so much, but, yeah. I think the talk of Taco Bell stuff happened, and Dami Paiso's happened, and I'm an alcoholic, and I don't have good control of what's going on, you know? There's a lot of stuff happening. Yeah.

The kind of vibe, right? You sound like such a hurt little baby. And I love how all these people like are like, I gotta get this guy from who are these podcasts on my show. Holy shit, does that make me laugh? Because I love you to death, but you don't think I'm a good get? No, I think you're a hell of a get. I'm a big get.

I'm doing your show today, Carl. So I'll shut up now. So Dick then goes on to explain all the things are going on in his world and on his show. Oh, the Taco Bell drug and I forget. Yeah, the reason he wasn't able to get to me. And then he continues to talk and then he circles back and says this, which I just have to play for me. And then he could, he could use a talk and then he circles back and says this,

which I just have to play for everybody. I'm sorry, Carl. And then I thought it was Carl, but it turned out it was a guy who made a video game called Cuckhead where you're Maddox and you throw your book at cartoon versions of me in a stereo, so Maddox. Uh-huh.

Ah, just. I just can't, I don't know what to do. And then Alex Jones is getting banned from Twitter. I even talk about that. Yeah. I don't call, please call back in. I don't wanna say, you know, I gotta wait a little bit. So he's not, you know, I want him to call him in right away

because I look like a fucking dick. Hmm. Who are these podcasts? They listen to podcasts and make fun of them. Okay. That great, great idea. Yeah. Endless humor in that, right?

If you're good at it, yeah. If you're good at it, they are, they are good at it. I'm sorry, buddy. All right, so that was cool. I have a question. Please stick felt bad about that. Pick it up. I mean, yeah What's up? Um, do you think the video game guy has a podcast like a co-host?

I don't think it's something we need more interesting. Yeah He picks up with this guy Michael Wilde and he goes, hey, hey Mike Thanks, thanks for calling us. You got that who are these podcasts show right? The guy goes wait, what what are you talking about? He's like, oh fuck. All right, why are you calling in? I mean, if you're doing okay. Yeah, so that was fun. Our friend, Maynard, and Tim Ferguson from the show Planet Maynard, from Bunga Bunga,

they actually took the bit that I did a few weeks ago where I said, I don't have time to be on other people's podcast, like people ask me, so I just recorded seven people that I'm their podcast and make a seem like. Sure. I was on their podcast, so made it, went ahead and took advantage of this. And of course the gods from Who Are These Podcasts

who will be glad they would go so much back to their noise in today's show. Who Are These Podcasts? Hey, this is Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. I think that most podcasts suck, but you know what show doesn't suck? This is where you'd insert the name of your podcast. Bunga. Bunga. I think it's terrific. Love you guys. They liked our show up to a point. Up to a point. Yeah, up to the point where they listened to it. After

that, I stopped listening to the review. I think the mistake they made was listening to it. The weird thing is, since we had a review with who are these podcasts, we've got all these American people listening to Bunga Bunga. I'd like to welcome all our American fans just to say Australia is here for you if you need counseling. So listen, I don't know that show, but I will say this. It sounds terrible. It sounds terrible. But those guys sound very charming. Like the voice would throw me for a little while and I'd probably listen, there's something about that Australian accent

that just suckers you in. They're the most charming people in the world. I was able to conversation with my wife the other night and I said, you know, we should visit Australia. That'd be a fun vacation. And I said, if we went to Australia, do you think we could hang out with Maynard? She was, oh, we would have to.

Like the guy just seems like the nicest guy. Oh, I'm sure you have, Carl. Yeah, he's probably a serial killer, but then I was feeling actually like, oh, this guy's just a sweetheart. Let's just hang out with this guy for a while. I'll pick you right up at the airport, flat out like a loose and drinking water, mate.

I'll be there for you. No, the opposite of sounding like a sweetheart is the guys from Comtown. And Comtown, we came up again on their show. They don't like you. Well, it's funny because we made fun of the one guy and a Friedland, we made fun of his standup. Cause it's not very good.

Aw. And it was part of us goofing on the show Comtown, which we've been told we didn't really get, And it was part of us goofing on the show Comtown, which we've been told we didn't really get, and I agree with that. So the main host, Nick Mullen, who is hilarious, I love this guy. I think genuinely enjoyed our review of their show. But anyway, this is how we came up

on a recent episode of Comtown. I just hear Pupu Kaka a thousand times a day. Cause they made fun of him. No, I didn't make fun of it. Yes, you did. No, what are these podcasts, guys, dude? That's what I thought. Well, those guys roasted you.

Those guys are down. Well, they roasted all of us. No, they're like effectively. They played, they played, look, they reviewed our podcast. They played more standoff. One line. They're like, now you probably think that these guys, they're standoff, isn't so much similar to the podcast, but here, let's just, this is Adam Friedland from the show doing stand up. It was a five second clip, but it was very highly

competitive. You probably think it's like, you know, more mature, whatever, not as you'd want. Let's hear Adam Friedland stand up. I do that. Pupu, a P, a P, a P to I do. Pupu, Kaka, my Kaka pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee of these people that you have just frustrated at some point. And I'm just going, Jesus Christ, anytime, anytime whatever says shit about me in the internet, I'm gonna picture your face and just start giggling. I want you to know that. You should, because these people who take

their criticism seriously, you'll never recover from that. No! You can't possibly recover from that. And the problem is like, the entertainment business in general just attracts very, just sad people. Right. That are very fragile in a lot of ways. Do you remember Dean and Marie hosts the show

called Twisted Philly? Don't know it. And we were gonna review her show and she got wind of it so she reached out to us and said, I'd like to talk to you about it. So I ended up putting up a show where we just had a conversation about it. Right. She put out in her Facebook group Somebody gave her a negative review on iTunes. She said I'll give a hundred dollars. I didn't want to tell me who this person is She wanted to find out the identity of a person who gave her a negative review on iTunes

How do you live your life like that? That's insane. There's a lot of sadness. That's a lot of sadness. I used to think it just was stand-up comedy that attracted it, but now I'm learning that. That's true. Oh, there's a lot of that. But I'm also learning through you that it's in the podcast world, too.

Do podcasting and stand-up that's very similar because... Yeah, but there's no people involved. I wish I had found this before I got to stand up, you know? There's no audience in front of us, backly with their thumbs down as we do our show. Right. That really well. You know what you bunches, sad fuckers are all right by me. We were talking about this one with Dave Landau. We were talking about the fact that stand up like podcasting is like a last resort thing.

You become a celebrity and you have a name the fact that stand up like podcasting is like a last resort thing. You become a celebrity and you have a name and you no longer getting cast in movies or TV shows, you either become a stand up or a podcast. You're the Jeremy Piven or your RuPaul. He could suck my dick, Jeremy Piven right now. He was Justin Rochester and we did not have a great experience.

I suck a whole lot of my dick, Jeremy. We did not have a great experience with Ari. And you know what? You know what the kind of shit he was talking? Like he went up on stage and acknowledged that, by the way. He did, what did he do? He goes something to the effect of, oh, obviously, good tell things are going too well for me

because I'm in Rochester at the chuckle hunt. Yeah. Yeah, well, you shouldn't every, you shouldn't, you shouldn't, you know, I guess your career gets affected with people accuse you of holding them down and Dry-humping them until you come. I think people you know, yeah He's not a good person. I'm gonna hire you a lot, but hilarious. I'm not dross No, I mean I can't take that away. What other people are writing for you Jeremy. I loved PCU pal PC. It was good

All right, so more of a John Favreau fan, but you know this is John Favreau was in that he was gutter. Oh, it was good. All right, so more of a John Favreau fan, but you know. This is, John Favreau was in that. He was gutter. Oh, he was? Yeah. That was fat John Favreau. Wow, I don't even remember that. Get with it. He was the voice of something in that,

I just watched that solo movie the other night, and he was the voice of a fucking droid or a wookie or something. I don't know. Was it the uh the little uh the little uh six armed guy? Yeah, probably was that time guy in there? I guess. That's probably a spice. Yes. Yes. Spider-Man. Disney owns it. It was that. Yes, it was that fucking dude. Alright, so come town. Now we've turned into my favorite murder. We're talking about. How did they make you feel when that character was out of the screen? Alright I like disarms they were whimsical this

is more come down talking about us they and just set this up they have a guy on the show who's the host of the red dude cast so the red dude cast is on there and that's why you're gonna hear this. Yeah, fuck those. What is this podcast? I gotta say this too. The best thing that that come town does and this is how you know their pros, they never say our name right. Never once. They've talked about it multiple times. Never once. They said, who are these podcasts?

It's always what is this podcast? What is this Joker thing? You know, they never once say it right. I love how that makes you feel better about it I love it because it's that's what you do if you have no respect for something you never give it proper do Shmarmy miven Yeah, fuck those what is this podcast? I think they're good

There's this podcast of these like two dads and like Buffalo, New York. They're two funny guys that are good at it. They're real good. They review podcasts. Jimmy really good points. Yeah, especially not stand up. And they reviewed our podcast and they just could not. They just they got so upset. They're like, first of all, they don't see their names at the beginning.

Okay, so how do we know what's going on? They don't even have a son. They don't have a genie. I fucking have my ass off when they're like, look at this, somebody just shows up in the middle of the show and they're not on Mike and they have a separate conversation. They should.

It was actually like really great listen. Yeah, you should get that bump Do you get them to do red dude? Yeah, but I guess it would have to happen like Organically, of course you don't reach out Jesus What do you say that we've had many many shows reach out and ask us to review their shows? Do they really all the time? That's the saddest ever We get a ton of it a recent iTunes review is one where the guy says we please review our show We're not very good. We're trying it's like

Because I don't know whatever What I love about those are like the kids who are just lining up to give the bully their lunch body are they Jesus Christ what I loved about that was Nick Mullen being so sarcastic. He's like, no, those guys are really funny. They're really good at podcasting. I don't know. There's something about the way they come down, Rips on us that I just, it's too much.

I think they made a lot of... Not really good points. I feel like maybe the come down is too high brow for you. It might be too high brow for them. Yeah. Quick eyes, so... It's actually not the worst show in the world. They're funny guys.

Oh, come down to hilarious. Quick eyes, so, from not the worst show in the world. They're funny guys. Oh come talk to hilarious. Quick ISO from our friends at My Favorite Murder. What are we talking about? Yeah, what are we talking about here? Are you keeping that one in there? I know. Yes. I know we're talking about. It's time for everyone's favorite part of WATP. Oopie radio. Oopie radio podcast. Oopie radio podcast. Alright, let's get into it. You're getting into me into so much trouble. Oh, I know.

You're friends with with wee's, right? Sure. You're friends with wee's, wee's, and friends with me. Oh, quaid it says. Listen, if you want a counter, maybe you can be the counter balance of this show. Oh, fuck no. If you want to explain it to me. Oh, fuck no.

If you think I'd take it a fucking step up that hill, so I'm out of your goddamn mind. So let's rejoin our friend, OP. It's been a couple of weeks. OP is back in his new studio, which is an acubical in the Westwood One Building. It's not better than when Sewer Serious gave him before they fired him. Dude, he had a fucking swat. Well, I don't know when he was in

before they fired him, but when he was on with Opie and Anthony, they had a- Well, I remember listening to him. They put him in the hallway. Oh, that's an idiot. He was sitting in the hallway for his studio, the poor bastard. Well, that's amazing.

So, he's back in the studio. He's back. Everybody disrespects Opie. Well, that's amazing. So he's back in the studio. He's back. Everybody disrespects OP. Wow. I don't. I don't know why these people do. They just shittin' on that poor guy. He's back in the studio with his buddy Carl Ruiz,

who I've said many times. The mad Cuban is the best part of the show. I love Carl. I think he's very far. He's very talented. He's very talented dude. He is on TV on the cooking channel or whatever the fuck he's doing and he's good chef So Opie starts off the show with a new affect that he's he's I think he's working on

You got Carl's mic on there. My key. We're ready to on keys. My mic is off like a mother fuck. Oh my god. You just did my market polito invitation. Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha! Hey hey hey! You just sound like this?

We're ready to put on keys. But if you would come over to my house, and I say come over, watch the show, and if I was down the show with, we're ready to put on keys! Would you just like walked out of here? I would have finished my beer politely. Ha ha ha ha!

Let me just chunk this shitty mic ultra and get the fuck out of here. The hospitality is lacking. We're not doing the great best job on that. Would you like another beer, Vinnie? Sure, Carl. I would do. I mean, my god, I'm gonna need it.

For the amount of yelling that's gonna happen to me. Oh Stop it why cuz we're making fun of the opster I'm I'm a log for the ride with you guys fair enough. I'm an objective. Well keep person keep this in mind many our Show who are these podcasts? Oh, I know where I am. It's on the internet. So weasel never hear it. He doesn't know how the internet works. He doesn't understand that there's actually things

beyond AM and FM radio now. So, oh god damn it. Yeah, no, no, because he's got a mole. I know, there's some douchebag locally who's sending him clips of our show just to get him riled up But I want to say to that Taddle tail to quit it. Come on. Don't we like that? Let the boys have fun Let the boys play seriously. What's the problem? You got a fucking Taddle tail on us. Oh

Carl's have a swear. Oh Diddy like yeah, come on. Let us just fuck Carl. Oh, you didn't know what the internet was Come on, let's just fight all of a sudden you did it not what the internet was There is a clip that I pulled where he says it brother. We is an old man who's not a touch Doesn't understand how entertainment works anymore All right, here's what he does here's a clip. This is OP His insecurity is through the roof and this is a perfect example of how OP thanks. Carl who has just makes a quick comment, he hooked up with his chick,

and he just says this one off thing about getting food, and listen to the conclusion, listen to the leap that OP makes in his own mind. There's a sale down at the Silver Restaurant that we like that you get there before four o'clock and there's $2 off the salad bar. I'm like, sign me up, bro.

So I tell the chick, I say, yeah, you want to go hit the salad bar. She's like, fuck yeah. We're leaving town. Hell yeah. Did you really have to say that? Because you know the haters are going to go, see, I told you the podcast isn't doing well.

What do you mean? Carl just saved $2 on a salad bar. They're in his head. They're in his head. Even Carl. That's either in his head. Even Carl who yes and everything Opie says, goes, wait, what do you mean?

He did not understand, I didn't understand either. Like, it was a joke. I wanna save two bucks on a silver. Carl who was is a celebrity chef. Like, it was a joke. I want to save two bucks on a silver. Co-waz is a celebrity chef. He's on TV. Right. He has money. We all know that.

Nobody thinks his income is from OP radio. But in OP's mind, he's like, oh, don't say that you want to save money. You're my co-host and we're supposed to be this big pot that will show that makes a lot of money. Like, OP, no one's thinking of it that way. That's bad. That's surprising. That's the price I get. That's very telling.

And like very telling. Yeah. Speaking of being in his head, Opie goes out and out about how he doesn't care about Twitter. But then he said, like hearing that is like the time I met Gallagher. I was just so lucked out. Like I just say,

like, he was compelling as he thought he'd be. Well, I like I loved him when I was a kid. Sure. And then you like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, I just say, like, like, I just say, like, I just say, I just say, the driveway. Brilliant observation, Galik. If I was your brother, I would still interact. How come? How come I always get sent to the principal's office for being smart? Okay, you really do know his act.

Oh my God. Better than I did. Alright, fair enough. I just say to you, our heroes let us down. Speaking of Opie having all of these voices in his head, they talk about Twitter for a while and Opie tells him how he doesn't care about people's feedback on Twitter, but he's got a voice for the people who don't like him on Twitter. I'm just gonna be really nasty to this person I've never met in my life before.

It's similar to Maddox when he does his, ugh, I'm an idiot. Maddox has the same kind of disdain for people. And that OP does. OP reads these tweets and he just pictures this mouth breather on the other end of the smartphone. But who else is listening? OP, you gotta win these people over.

Nobody's listening to me. OP, you OP is listening to me right now. I never thought I'd say this. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

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I like Japanese beers. I like Chinese beers. That one Chinese beer you turned me on to? I found that recently. I was so excited. Good, right. I couldn't pronounce it. I just made an airplane noise and they brought it to me.

So I'm not saying that it's George Carlin worthy, but it's a decent joke from all P may have Airplane noise and they brought in the Chinese beer and then he immediately ruins it. No Just left it there. It got a laugh. We're good. I can I do that. Can I guess yes? Does he try to do the noise? No, no, I would do that People in their own mind have come with whatever that is. And they've already laughed at it. I already knew that was gonna wrap it.

I knew it was gonna ruin it. Oh, no. Why would you try to punch this up, Opie? You did it! You nailed it! You said a joke, Carl, last week. Move on, nope. Carl's like watching Opie's Hail Mary get picked off.

Ha! Exactly! He drove him all the way down to the water and fumbled it. This is, this is Opie rooting his own joke. Get me, get me one of those. Oh my god, it's just so fucking, it's not everything. It's so funny. Airplane noise.

It's not, it doesn't sound like Chinese language, it's not an airplane noise. I thought he was funny when I could picture what that might be in my own head and then as soon as he said what it was, I'm like, oh, that's a dangerous thing. Hey waitress, can I get up? Meet me, but I'll rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr statement of the year and I'm certainly not perfect no shit sure I no shit sure I

That's my favorite clip I mean that's Oh you just gotta watch what you say I hope you know people are cutting the shit off out of cat time I don't know but the other statement So I'll be they're shit off out of cat time. I don't, I'm not putting the understatement in the ears. So Opie, they're talking about how they use Twitter. They talk about this for a while. And it turns out, like, Opie writes ridiculous tweets,

but he's actually trolling us. Did you know that? Are you kidding me? Just hold time? The whole time? The whole time? The joke is out of us. Moving more and more away from Twitter in general,

I don't care that you're giving away with some of my secrets, but I will use words like delish and stuff away from Twitter, general. I don't care that I give him away with some of my secrets, but I will use words like delish and stuff on purpose. I know. And then when they write me back like, delish, you're a f***er, whatever. I'm like, hey, I said, okay. Can I say that you use the word delish when you find something to taste good, Opie?

We know he used the word. I've heard you use it for 20 years. So he used it because we used it. He stole that from weasel. Mother huckers. Right, he stole that from weasel. You know what he didn't steal from weasel? He came with this one on his own.

Cause, cause a row, cause a row. Or this one. Carly's got a crushy poo. So he's been trolling us all this time when he says Carly's got a Krushy Pooh? Who's Karly?

And Kuzuru? That's just him trolling us. Oh man, he got me good! He got me good with being fucking ridiculous! Opie has a unique sense of humor that's gotten where he is today and you should really stop, sir. Well listen to this. According to Opie, he is funny and you are not. He's constantly doing that.

I'll take exception too. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What the hell? And now these idiots to try to get me back, they'll write K to me. Like, it doesn't work that way. This is my thing. You know, you can hit with the K1. I established the K in our world a long time ago. It's my thing. So if I say some long drawn out thing about the podcast and you write back K, it doesn't argue any it.

So Opie's thing is people write a big long thing to him. And he'll just respond K. Uh-huh. And then when someone does that to him, it's not funny, but when he does it to someone else, it's hilarious. Did you follow that? Because he came up with it first. Right.

He was the first person to play. He established it. That's the funny joke. So you can't use that funny joke. It's been established that when Opie says it, it's to be fair, what he said is like you can't walk up to George Carlow to go, let me tell you what what seven words you can't use on TV and it's just won't be funny I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out George got your you're talking about one of the greatest bits I've ever come up with compared to Opie saying I invented saying the word K no

I am going into Opie's brain I will run translate it's fine yeah it's You don't be smart. It's you. Yeah, it's you. Yeah, right. All right, so here's what I'm saying. Speaking of how dumb this guy is. It wouldn't be funny if you gave it back to him. Speaking of how dumb Opie is, he doesn't know anything about politics.

He doesn't talk about politics, which is fine. I don't need to talk about politics. I think Opie knows a lot about politics, Carl. Oh, yeah? Yeah. All right, well, check this out. This is Opie-eyed politics. And in the other sense, he's Oh, yeah? Yeah. All right, well, check this out. This is opioid politics. And the other side's like he's Hitler.

Right. Relax. You know what I mean? You're 100% right. We're wasted so much time by fighting each other and not just finding the middle ground that we could like actually get some real change done in this country.

That's a good point. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What's thick shit together really OP we all need the same things We're all members of the brotherhood of man And sisters, so if you didn't think he was dumb from that He then starts to get into politicians that he likes he's like listen if you need to know you know where I come down He starts Mark Foley Anthony weater. I love those guys See that would have been funny. Yeah, Opie doesn't think that way. You're a comedian. Opie is not who's that guy who was tap and feet at the restaurant Larry something. Yeah. This is Opie. This is a clip that I call Opie is dumb. I think there's a bunch of those. But I mean, if you needed to know, I like

to John Kasich and I liked Joe Biden. See what I'm talking about here? All right, so Obi wants to be the every man. I like John Kasich and I like Joe Biden. Why? Republican and a Democrat. Right, every man. So my question is middle of the road, baby.

What is it about those two people's platforms that you like? Why? I don't think even a sense of politics works. Would you ask him? He would, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big the same things that you believe in low taxes, small government, big military, social welfare, whatever those things are that you like, you vote for them based on those things. These people think very differently and only just lead opposites. I like this guy and I like that guy. Why? Why would you possibly then you don't understand what politics are you know idea what you're doing? I think and I'll tell you what I admire about those two people Great heads of hair. Maybe that's what it is. I don't know. Maybe that's it So as far as I concerned Opie said a knowing asshole that you watch football with who likes both teams

Oh, that guy gets a nice. What's the fuck is that like in one or one happens? I'm happy That's not allowed, dude. You don't want to be happy. No matter who's on my dick and get out of the bar. Dude, listen, your mood should be determined by the men who you don't know and don't know you. And what their performance is. That's how life works.

Amen! Right! I don't like this Opie thing. He's like, I like this side, I like that side. You should dislike both of those peeps. You know what, always drove me nuts about him. What's that? Like, what he used to talk about football on the old show. And he'd be like, I like the Jets,

I'm a Jets fan. I like the bills. I like the bills. And the dolphins, you know, I got some friends who like the dolphins. And you know, can't forget the pets, but some time, you just named the whole AFC East. That's all.

It doesn't work that way. It does not work that way. It's such a fucking asshole. That does bother me, Opie. And I know you're listening still. That bugs me. Stop it. The way the football and B.O.J.S. fan.

The way the football and politics work is that you hate everyone. You're supposed to, that yes, it was a like everyone. It was the hate everyone. It's how that works. Yes. And then Carl Ruiz, who's a brainiac, I call this Washington insider, Carl. I don't believe that the country's gonna be better off

if the Democrats were in office right now. And I don't believe that we're better off because Trump and the Republicans are controlling the actions. And so we're down. Up there in DC. I mean, I've had the opportunity to be there a lot and you know, cook a lot of state things

and federal things. The bureaucracy. There's nothing one person can do. Carousel says, oh, yeah, I'm an insider. Let me let me do the paper work. I had to do to get the steak. This fucking guy. To get this guy the steak. This fucking guy. To get this guy a steak.

This guy goes, listen, I've cooked for state things, for federal things. Right there, you've already lost me. He says, I know how this goes. Look at that. There's not anything one person can do. I know the insides of Washington. I've been there, done that.

Let's trade the swap, Carl. But, and let me notice this, but the very beginning of that clip, Opie does his best-dentary jotted pressure. He's got a decent fucking nails in I I don't Hold on play that again. I I don't that's Suddury John all day like even with his voice went there professional broadcaster Greg Opie Hughes. Oh, stop it. So mean to the poor guy.

Why you gotta kick somebody while they're doing a show with calories, who's great. I do like aisle. So then Jim Forrantine joins the show. My buddy, I love Jim. fellow dolphins, man. Fellow dolphins. Like, good, hell.

You've actually hung out with Jim many times. Many times. And Jim Forrantine comes in and he talks about how he went to the dolphins home opener, which I'm sure you know, had like over four hours of rain. Can I tell you something really funny that Jim Forrantine showed me that he does and it's the fucking funniest thing.

He walks up to people and he goes, excuse me, do you know what time it is? Oh, they look at their watches. He walks the other way. He's a fucking funniest thing. You will lose your shit. And the thing that made it terrible for these people was me standing there giggling Like they just look over at me and he's already got to go suckers

So I'm sorry go ahead. No, no, this is great Jim forging joins the show and he wants to talk about the fact that he brought his son down to Miami to see the home opener Which had all these lightning delays right?. Alright, so that's the setup. But you flew all the way down there for the opener and then you end up in a bar watching it anyway. Yeah, because I could, you know, we were dealing with it. It was a hundred degrees. Right. You know, and you just, I mean, I can go in the air conditioning in the park where I had to take it to stuff, but it still wasn't worth it. I'm like, what am I going to do? That's funny. Because they would have started, they could have started the game back up at midnight. They were gonna get the game in

no matter what. So you didn't know when it was. Meanwhile, I was, I heard one thunder the whole time. There was nothing going on. Fucking son. I got a pretty fucking tanning lotion on and they're stopping the game. So Jim Ford, he comes on and starts killing it. He has laughing right? I stopped with that. That was so funny. And then he goes on, and Jim Ford team has a great bit here. He could probably add this to his standup to talk about, why is this rule even in place that there's lightning in the area with the stop the football game? Mike, what the fuck is going on?

How about somebody get killed by lightning at a football game for us? And then we'll make up a rule. It's never happened before. Somebody, yeah. I want to get shocked by lightning in a state. People fall off the fucking top level up a rule. It's never happened before. To somebody. Yeah, I want to get shocked by lightning in a state. People fall off the fucking top level all the time. And that's fine.

That's fine. You know what I'm saying? So that's a great, great, really good. I'm talking about Buffalo, but okay. Comedic mind, Jim Forrantine, then they talk for another two or three minutes. Opie comes back and fucking Amy Schumer's Jim's joke. Listen to Opie just steal the joke Amy Schumer's Jim's joke. Listen to Opie just steal the joke.

What the fuck with the lightning delays in it? And I don't think we've lost one yet. No. Don't they change the rules after they lose a person or two? Yeah, that's what he usually has. Usually they wait. They, Opie, he just told that joke on your show. You just stole his joke that he just told on you. Are you are you listening?

That's that's surprising right? That's that's the boy. Boy, I'm trying for your power. Are you the only that's rough? And then Opie is the ball is to say this to Jim Ford. The jokes are different. Those are different to live. Totally Yeah, totally different listen all different headspace. There's this thing compare a lot of development, okay Can come together on the same thought car. It's not necessarily somebody stole a joke I mean, it's just that you know things happen cuz that's it cuz a row That's it cuz a row cuz a row cuz it Vity that's it cuz it Vity here I am and then Opie has the balls to say this to Jim Florida See I got a theater. We'll get back to that. I promise. I'm still really good at this floor team even though I got fired No, you're wrong look it up

He's so really good at this even though I got fired up Jim you're killing I got it talk Yeah, exactly. Let me take over the show because this is my show. It's gonna be radio. I got one more thing that I want to play about OP and then we'll move on. My heart hurts. I know.

I know, it's rough. OP is getting a little bit brazen. There's this thing going on. You read the sub-read it, right? No. Hey, you do. No. There's this thing going on you you read the sub-reddit right? No You do Don't be a certain to feel the love from people What happened there? I met what out of town

And I came back and everything was in topsy turvy sixes and sevens man. It was crazy. All right, so If anyone who doesn't know this, the Opie and Anthony subreddit are the meanest fans that exist in the world. There is no greater hive of scubbid villainity. Exactly. So there's a lot of fans of Opie and Anthony that are still around,

but the meanest of the mean hangout in the subreddit. And what? I laugh my ass off a lot. I just say, they're brutal, but they're great. There's this, this faction of people who have totally turned on Jim and Anthony. The two guys that used to love from the show, they now all hate.

They hate Anthony. They hate Jim Norton. And you know, all three of their bodies are all gonna end up strung up on a gate somewhere. Oh, for sure. They're just together. And none of them will be on speaking terms. No, they're all, they're gonna end up strong up out of gates somewhere. Oh, for sure. Just to gather. And none of them will be on speaking terms. No, they're all, they're gonna end up

in the same shallow grave. All three of them. No one's getting out of this alive. None of them. But what's hilarious is that as they've been turning on Jim and Anthony there, I think for the goof, actually like, Opia is now the best. Right. That's the thing that's going on.

So OP's starting to feel really good about himself and he's starting to let his hair down a little bit. So the setup of this clip is, Carl's telling the story about median girl to bar who wants to go home with them. And now OP decides, is this up to your fly? My hoodie. We still have some time to go.

I mean, you can leave it down. Oh, yeah, Jesus Christ, I was gonna warm up my car. Okay, keep going. Keep going, I'm sorry. OP decides because Carl's gonna hook up with this chick that OP now does the voice for Carl's penis. Was a little Carl thinking to himself? Ah, man, I didn't even get to tick my flag.

I agree. Exactly. Ah, man, where's my blue chewed? Wait, I'm warning the sponsor. I've got them. I hope this thing works without a dick pill I pictured Carl's penis is funnier I didn't think the Carl's penis was a whore for sponsors I didn't expect that. The Apple bag doesn't fall from it, fuck! Didn't get it out, I tried.

You really opied that one. I really opied that joke. Holy shit. Do you have a meme thing you could play about yourself there? Do you have a, just a little meme clip that you could put on when you screw up Carl? You not charismatic. There it is.

All right, that works. How about this? All of it's bad. None of it's good. Yeah. Or there's always this one from our friend, Bonnie McFarland. What is this garbage?

How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. Oh, poor. Oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. All right, let's get into some of the recent reviews that we've received on our iTunes page. A lot of the five star reviews coming in recently and I'm very excited about that.

It's ever this four star one from Jerry Tuscary who says, Paul Fart is legit. Don't hate on him. Okay. Okay, thanks, Jerry. The guy who Fart's on Instagram is legit, apparently. I'm a big fan of Paul's work. This one is,

brain dead tent was num skulls are who these heroes of their modern age spend their time finding and critiquing into subatomic shame particles. God speed, you black-hearted rogue pirates of the open internet's five stars. Oh God damn, I'm proud to be on your ship today. I do like that the subject line

is brain dead tent was numulls, that's great. And then there's one that is, won't let me give them zero stars. This is from, sorry Oak. This is from Under of Time September 8th. This guy says, these guys think it's funny to say a podcast

that they don't get, which is very measurably far more successful than theirs, is for retards. Because along with the whole bunch, it's in quotes and it's got asterisk in it because you didn't want to write the word retards. Well, you know, you never know who's going to read it. So we think it's funny that we think a podcast we don't get is for retards, because along with a whole bunch of jokes,

they also missed that is a very offensive term to the most vulnerable in society. Cool guys. Thanks. Yeah, I really appreciate you controlling the language and thought policing us. That's great. I hope you do something about this because listen.

I don't wanna make fun of this disabled. I don't wanna make fun of this. I never have listen. Yeah, I don't want to make fun of this able I don't want to make fun of my life. I don't want to I'm making fun of able body people for being retarded Right, so what we need to do is figure out a way to rebrand the word Well retard means an actual thing words mean things sure it means slow right? I play music. Right. There are retards and music. Right. You slow down.

Right. So the fact that I call someone a retard is because they're slow and dim-witted. Uh-huh. That's the joke. Right. That's how that works. I understand. Okay.

I understand that. But I'm just thinking, maybe we could just come up with something else that it is. That way we could sneak it in. Oh, there's a lot of words that we can use. Okay. There's one that's great. Puddy, sarcastic, condescending, downright hateful,

and I love it, five stars. Nailed it. That's the male. Nailed it. That's the way you do it. One more thing that I have to read because I was corrected by multiple people. I read this review and I didn't understand it and I'm an idiot and I apologize

So let me get back to this some scrolling not for me from Sir Fincus Says I came in expecting pizza, but the podcast is a hamburger. Don't get me wrong It's a really good hamburger, but pizza was what I was looking for perhaps the show could be better if they added a visual element. These days it's pretty easy to get. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Scorches great if you want a hamburger, but our listeners want pizza That was the way that they tried to make it seem like that's not his fault. It's just that the right audience That's right Rob just uh, so I totally missed that reference my bad Thanks for the people for correcting me on that and that's just different I didn't understand that was I still know with that I never heard that episode I apologize I didn't know what that was all right so that episode, I apologize, I didn't know what that was. All right, so Vinnie.

Yeah, I know, it's a marathon session. You're like on your phone, change people, I guess I'll be there soon, I swear this guy's holding me captive. No, I'm doing just fine. I just wanted to find something real fast because it was important to me. All right, but it's all right, keep talking.

All right, well listen buddy. I mean, you could just keep talking at me, all you want to, I'll pretend to listen. That's what I do. Well here's the thing, we've talked about my favorite murder. We paid a lot of clips from those ladies. We did. Right, the improv bros.

You know, I think we're a little harsh on them. Yeah, I take it all back. Yeah, they were great. We talked about... Good show, five stars. Come town. We talked about the dick show. Five stars, both of them.

Bunga, bunga. No, those guys I'm not giving five stars. Bunga, bunga. No, they're not for the day. Oh, those are my buddies not giving five stars Bunk of Bunk of No, that's not for me buddies We talked about OP radio so you know what that is It's time for Voters Voters

Voters Voters Voters Voters Voters Voters Voters All right, this is the part of the show

Where we play a clip from a show that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP. I guess people are excited about it, Vinnie. I'm excited already. Right Because there's anticipation. Yeah, you don't know what it's gonna be. It could be anything It could be your show. It's probably should I hope not? It could be an old show that you used to do years ago That you hope no one could possibly find. It could be anything. That'd be great, those exist. Those exist, huh? I think I was out of some of those shows. All right.

I think you were. I hope no one's looking for him. Here is the clip from... And that's why you be wise to keep the buried, Carl. Oh, shit. Here's a clip from the show that we'll be listening to and reviewing next week. So yeah, today we're gonna talk Polly Emory and you had your on tray into it like last year, right? Yeah. And are you still with your nose? I don't know. That ended quite horrendously. It's

been in the news. What? Yeah. Why? She accused me of some stuff. No way. Yeah, bad things that I didn't do. Obviously. But I get to see the state of New York, so. All right, well, we don't have to go into that because that is a legal matter that needs not be spoken about. But let's get Sharon on the phone. And we'll talk about polyamory, whether it's a crock of shit or whether it's a viable lifestyle.

It's going to be a great episode. Okay, amazing. Hot. Like, did she just say, she's just like, I can't believe it. It's so poorly that I have a lawsuit with the state of New York. Okay, so let's move on. That's not like the most interesting thing you can possibly talk about. Anyway, this is a, this is a two-parter. I want to hear the whole story. This is a show called How Come.

See you, um, it is a podcast about a woman who's never achieved an orgasm. My wife's got a podcast. That's the joke. Thank you, good night. This came in from Johnny Russo, who co-wrote Anthony's biography, Anthony Cumi's biography that comes out November. Johnny wrote into the show,

big fat. Such a whore. I know. Wrote into the show and said, check out this how come podcast. We're gonna to the show and said check out this how come podcast. We're going to review episode 29. Polly Amory in and out is the title of this show. Clever.

Yeah. Very funny. So this should be interesting because it's about some chick who's trying to figure out how to achieve orgasms. That that guy totally did rape. He totally did rape that guy. Do you want him suing us too? I'm already suing the stats?

I'm just making sure he doesn't sue us. My name's Kevin Ricotta. Shoo! All right, so we've had a lot of fun today, Vinnie. I think we're going to have a lot of fun next week. You know what I didn't talk about? What's that? I've never do this, but two weeks ago, I teased the fact

that I was going to have two guest hosts, one of whom had never been on the show before, I was teased the fact that I was gonna have two guest hosts. One of them had never been on the show before, I was really excited about. And then we could have today and all my kids, Vity Paulina. I go, okay, what happened? What happened? The other person who's gonna be here with me, couldn't make it on account of his responsibilities. Right, right. So our buddy Mark Mark who runs the comedy

He's the he's our operations manager and booker. So he deals with all the town boy does that guy got stories He's got stories. I was hoping he'd be on here. Hopefully we can reschedule with him But yeah, he ran into some issues with the staffing at his at the club at the club So unfortunately he couldn't join us today. Yeah at Comedy at the Carlson Carlson comedy.com and actually while we're talking about that What do you want to plug Vinnie now that you're on a really popular show people listen to do you want to plug anything? Well since I'm out of pie to show the people listen to now I have a show called the comedy at the Carlson cast where I have the pleasure of interviewing some of the best stand-up comedians in the world. And

I try to let them talk and I listen and I get that you decide what you think of them. And I want to tell you sincerely that you do a phenomenal job. Oh, thanks, man. You really do. I enjoy your show quite a bit. You don't do the generic interview. Not at all. That's my goal. You do get them talking about things. You don't hear them generic interview. Not at all. That's my goal. You do get them talking about things, you don't hear them talking about other shows.

See what I do is I have a little trick, it's called prepare. I like it. And I try to find the things that are interesting about them that are just glossed over in general. And that like when I look at a bunch of interviews that they've done, they don't generally talk about. And that's the direction I try to go.

That's important. Yeah, I will tell you, we get some pretty good standups coming into Rochester because of Mark and because they do a great job of bringing people in. Who do you think, if someone were to go and find your podcast and you were to say, what's the best episode? Who's the interview you did that was the most compelling or interesting? I really enjoyed the Colin Quinn episode. Oh, Colin.

I had quite a nice time with CK. Fucking love Colin. And he told a great story about how he ruined Robert De Niro's birthday party. Oh, it's pretty priceless. So I would listen to that one. I enjoyed both the times we had Gilbert on. Gilbert was great.

You know who was really interesting? Who's that? Who had an interesting take on stuff was Jamie Kennedy. Okay. And I never liked Jamie Kennedy. And then he came in and he kind of won me over. Tom Green, also one of the nicest, sweetest guys in the world.

Yeah, I'd amount a couple of times, right? A couple of times a time. And he is also like a really genuinely interesting guy. He's bizarre in his own way, but he's quite compelling. It's interesting when you see these guys, you had Polarot Regas on as well. Oh, God, yeah, I forgot about that. I was just saying that one was. It's interesting when you have these guys who had Polarot regas on as well. Oh god Yeah, I forgot about interesting that one was it's interesting when you have these guys who are on the tail end of their career

They used to be a lot bigger and now they're doing stand-up like Tom Green like Polarot regas They've lived such a crazy life and see it was married a drew very more and now he's just touring the country doing He's sitting on my couch, right? I'll tell you what another one Polarot reg, by the way, to go back to that, tells an amazing story about David Bowie being his roommate sponsor in AA. Yes. It is the craziest thing I've ever heard.

That guy's life is fascinating. He's very fascinating. Yeah. We've had a lot of interesting people on it, and they all, I like to talk about stand up, and what stand up kind of means to them, and how it changed their lives is really kind of, where I like to go with people

because you get a lot of personal information out of them and it goes in a lot of weird ways. You'll get road stories and you'll get some stories that are just like, wow, you have a whole new knowledge about that person. Like I think Mark Marin does a really, really good job and I don't wanna think of doing an interview show in the vein of what he does

because he actually has relationships with people like he's known forever and there's comics that I've known that I've opened for that I've worked with a bunch of times that are on the show. Yeah. Florentine being one of them rich boss being one of them. How boss. You're pretty boss. Jesus Christ show has got to be killed.

We didn't do boss this week. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. No, next time I see him. Dude, if you want it okay We'll pull back the curtain if you would like to really know something funny W.A.G.P Listeners, yes, if you go to Carlson cast that guy

Would you look at our last interview with Rich boss? He comes in hot and he is all hot about your pal Carl Yeah, he has no idea that I know who Carl is. And I go, my pal Carl and oh boy, it was like not a good thing. We must seem like such a shitty small town because here we both have podcast and Rochester. He comes and he's like, this fucking podcast, I guess they're from around here making fun of me and you're like, oh yeah, my buddy Carl. Yeah, I know I'm really well. Yeah, I do show sometimes.

Great show, love it. Exactly. Your name gets brought up in some circles every now and again. But in the right places, you're beloved to my friend. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Poor Vinny is gotten yelled at because of me. Screamed at. Screamed at.

It's nothing to do with it. You've nothing to do with it. No, I'm just here being a smart ass. You'll tie it by trade. Guilty by association. Yeah, that's what they call No, I'm just here being a smart ass. You'll tie it my trade. Guilty by association. Yeah. Is what they call me. Middle name.

Wow, that was the craziest plot we've ever given out in this show before. I'm going to take all of that out and post. Please do. We were being way too nice to you. Please do. The show is mostly hot garbage. At least the first 10 minutes of every episode.

Also, vote for Comet the Carlson cast for top podcast and Rochester. If you go to the city, most people actually listen to podcasts all over the world or listening to your show and you're like, oh, vote in Rochester. Now the whole world is like, you know that fat guy wasn't funny.

So I'm gonna go vote for the other show. Oh, yes, so vote for hate this podcast. Oh, so, it's not a ghostly. He was also without our show before. I so don't forget this podcast. Oh Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy! Sturdy Radio This dude is fucking corny I can't to try it. For it. Who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense.

Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? I want to know what is their F&P problem. He's a different, weird kind of a dude. I've had to book him for some stuff for the club. And so like, when I communicate with him, it's always very strange. And he'll say, so like, shall I bring a dish to pass?

And I like, I know he's just good on goofy. And I go, sure, Skye, if you want. Yeah. He shows up and hands you a plate. Oh, we should. Like, that kind of stuff he does. Oh, Skye, good one. So like, he's got to go all the way with Abba Joke.

Every joke goes straight to post office Oh radio Lopping back Distance lags if you and crap made by Pakistan facts and it's cool These two We don't have to so many shows a crap that we got in ass Kevin and call who are these black cars? And I'm cool to count shit and backslap us I've been a good boy. Hey, smack the

Sacks and they whack the nuts and the slub and fire They slap the Slap the flag! Hey Mark, as I hope you're not a man overboard. Hope you're still listening. We're still playing your stingers. Thanks buddy.